stardew-valley

[cerulean prism]

I am unlucky but this is harsh

[buoyant gale]

i had 2 tho

second one is still up

and it was more mature

so im fine

[cobalt hare]

how do i stop being broke this is annoying

summer 7 and i always have like less then 500 gold

💔

[fast ridge]

2 options

cheat or work

I prefer work

[onyx plinth]

get strawberry, idk

[buoyant gale]

in summer>

?

[onyx plinth]

years since I followed the game min-maxing meta

[fast ridge]

I on y5 and 100k+ all the time what

[onyx plinth]

oh I didn't see summer

get that star fruit

[cobalt hare]

day not yeaar

dies

i need sprinklers my farm takes all my energy

[onyx plinth]

i think the strategy is to fish the entire first month

[buoyant gale]

idk, i have 80 blueberries planted and i fish, all i do, and im proud of my income

[onyx plinth]

and plant some strawberry

then sell everything on 1st summer

[slow mantle]

Fishing is a good way to make money in the beginning. That way you get money for crops and then you go from there really

[onyx plinth]

and buy as many starfruit as you can

then start making big money

[fast ridge]

ancient fruit how i stay rich

[onyx plinth]

but I used this strategy years ago, I don't know if it's still viable nowadays

[cobalt hare]

what is that

[waxen tiger]

Hello Kat

[onyx plinth]

a fruit you can get from (desert, i guess?) that gives a lot of money

you can plant it during summer

yeah I guess

[fast ridge]

a fruit

[lavish basin]

That's a spoiler btw! You should check the pins for the spoiler rules

[onyx plinth]

if you want big money (like 500k+ by end of summer), you should follow a min-maxing guide

[buoyant gale]

a sry

[onyx plinth]

dunno if there's any updated one out there, but it's worth a try

[rigid tundra]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
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To use this command, type !spoiler.

[rigid tundra]

Here if you don’t know how to spoiler it 🫶

[waxen tiger]

Morning Katt

[buoyant gale]

like didnt know its spoiler

[onyx plinth]

||ok||

[rigid tundra]

Hey Julien

[waxen tiger]

Welcome! @onyx plinth

[onyx plinth]

ty

[rigid tundra]

Dw there’s information in the pinned messages which say what are spoilers and what isn’t 🫶

[onyx plinth]

||would it be a spoiler if I tell her to unlock desert as soon as possible?||

[slow mantle]

Hi Julien

[waxen tiger]

How are you?

[oblique loom]

@cobalt hare bunnings snag

[cobalt hare]

i just got an earth crystal what is that

[oblique loom]

only anything that’s in the new update

[lavish basin]

Foraged mineral. Need 1 to donate to the museum, can be used in crafting too and also gifting

[cobalt hare]

I'm year 1 Winter day 21 and i just now realized that there are more options when selecting to build structures in Robin's, bruh. i missed the left and right arrows for 3 damn seasons 💀👌

[obtuse willow]

||i passed out on level 99 of skull cavern... and i ran out stairs too aaaa,, what a joke x.x||

[cobalt hare]

F

[lavish basin]

Awe that sucks

[obtuse willow]

://

[slow mantle]

No

[slow mantle]

I'm okay. How's you?

[cold beacon]

Nice one 😂

[winged orchid]

that sucks :c

lmao original though :3

[devout patio]

hai

[buoyant gale]

guys is it normal someone rejects bouquet?

[winged orchid]

Hi jordz ;p

[winged orchid]

If you do not have a lot of hearts with them yes, happends to the best of us c:

[buoyant gale]

but like, i have all 8 available

[past knot]

There has to be a thing that says (single) under their name

I think you might also have to do their heart events

[buoyant gale]

uh

i did i think

[slow mantle]

Who you trying to romance?

[buoyant gale]

leah

[slow mantle]

Have you definitely had the 8 heart event?

[buoyant gale]

yes

[slow mantle]

Have her hearts dropped for any reason? If they've dropped you won't be able to give the bouquet

[buoyant gale]

no

i literally did this event before proposal

[past knot]

Proposal? If your getting married you need a mermaids pendant

[buoyant gale]

i mean

giving bouquet

[slow mantle]

Honestly, I'd sleep, give her a loved gift, and then try it

(Or liked)

[buoyant gale]

will do

[past knot]

I request that everytime we level up the "YIPPEE" sound plays

I feel like every game would be better if it had the yippee sound

[rigid tundra]

There’s probably a mod with that somewhere lmao

[past knot]

I need it

You have no idea how happy the yippee sound makes me

[rigid tundra]

I mean you could always ask in #modded-stardew? There could be one there lmao

[buoyant gale]

uh, thunderstorm, how do i protect my plants?

[past knot]

Don't worry the plants don't get hurt

But be careful outside cause everytime lighting strikes it's like a flashbang

[junior ember]

what do i do with the alien capsule it just landed on my farm

[fresh sandal]

i just got an ancient seed, would it be best to donate to the museum ?

[past knot]

Yes

[buoyant gale]

so why my ancient fruit after thunderstorm last time?

[past knot]

Did the season change?

[past knot]

Donate it cause you'll get a plantable seed but don't plant it in your normal garden, wait till you have the greenhouse

[buoyant gale]

no, all in summer

[past knot]

Cause it's a plant that keeps producing

[junior ember]

what do i do with the alien capsule it just landed on my farm

[fresh sandal]

okay !! thankk you

[past knot]

David you're better at the capsule, do the honors

[lavish basin]

If you leave it out for a few days it will hatch open. After it does, there's a chance to see a dark creature run around a few spots in town at night

[past knot]

Yippee

[lavish basin]

Doesn't affect gameplay and you can't interact with it, just visual

[junior ember]

UHHHH

[lavish basin]

If you don't want it to hatch you can just throw it in a chest

[junior ember]

so itsuseless

[past knot]

You get to keep the capsule after it breaks out

Would be cool for a sci-fi themed room

[lavish basin]

It's just a little broken

[junior ember]

and i think the cursed manneuin also do that?

[past knot]

Which is what I'm planning to do with computers I get, make a sci-fi room and move it in there

[lavish basin]

That's a spoiler btw! You should check the pins for the spoiler rules

[junior ember]

o

[past knot]

Do the thing! Do the spoiler thing

[warped bane]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[past knot]

No>:[

I meant the !Spoiler

[lavish basin]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

To use this command, type !spoiler.

[worthy pivot]

thats me

[lavish basin]

Anyone can do the command

[past knot]

YAYYY

I'm easily impressed

[warped bane]

guys what do you do in single player after energy runs out? before spa unlocks

[past knot]

Eat

[lavish basin]

I usually have food to recover energy

[past knot]

Munchies

Munch munch munch

[warped bane]

what do you eat

[lavish basin]

Salmonberry season can help a lot with early game energy

Salad if you're ok with spending some money

[past knot]

Anything tbh

[winged orchid]

salad is always a good option :)

[warped bane]

berries it is ty

[past knot]

If you befriend evelyn she will send you a chocolate cake, that was nice for energy

Better than her husband sending ROCKS

[lavish basin]

LMAO

Maybe they're very cool rocks

[warped bane]

pop rocks

[winged orchid]

lmfaoo tbh the rocks saved my ass a lot of times, I always need rocks :.)

[buoyant gale]

nope, she still rejects

[past knot]

No clue, maybe leave the game and open it back up?

Do you have any mods?

[warped bane]

did you already use it on her?

[buoyant gale]

yeah but its my 3th play through on them and never that happened

[buoyant gale]

yes but she rejects

[past knot]

3th LMFAO

[lavish basin]

What are you trying to do?

[past knot]

Thirth

[slow mantle]

Does she have the bouquet symbol when you go on the friendship menu?

[warped bane]

on wiki it says you can only use it once per person

[daring tangle]

Does anyone have an update on when 1.6 will come out for console players

[slow mantle]

You can't give multiple bouquets to one person

[past knot]

No clue

[buoyant gale]

nope, shes still single

[slow mantle]

AHAHAHA I ID NOT MEAN TO SEMD THAT

[daring tangle]

Damn

[past knot]

That's a strong v

[warped bane]

pretty sure it was an r

[past knot]

dramatic r

Even better

[slow mantle]

It was a t

I need a new signature tbh

[warped bane]

if your name starts with an L signatures are so easy

take the L from the Lindt symbol its so fancy

[normal coral]

Based CA

[past knot]

I'm giggling

[oblique loom]

important question, Celsius or Fahrenheit

[wide rain]

pizza

[rigid tundra]

Well it depends where you’re from, some people use Celsius some people use Fahrenheit-

[wintry yarrow]

whats the best money pigs or crops

[wide rain]

i think fahrenheit is easier to understand for me so I like it more

[oblique loom]

very little

[warped bane]

pig

[oblique loom]

you are american

[wide rain]

yeah but I learned celsius and i still dont like it

[oblique loom]

eh

well right now it’s 8 degrees celcius for me

[buoyant gale]

finally, i got greenhouse

[fresh sandal]

for demtrius's cave research thing, do i choose the mushrooms or the bats ?

[warped bane]

your preference but lot of people like bat cave because you can decorate it

[wide rain]

bat cave for batman

[rigid tundra]

Honestly up to you, I think Sada’s written stuff about it? Lemme find it rq

[charred palm]

The mush give more money early game but I prefer the bat

[buoyant gale]

how to get seedmaker?

[fresh sandal]

yeah i was thinking bats !!

[warped bane]

farm lvl 9 or dye bundle

[charred palm]

It really isnt a problem so dont worry much about it

[buoyant gale]

oh

[rigid tundra]

@fresh sandal here

Omg Sada’s left?? That’s actually pretty sad omg-

[buoyant gale]

ig 35k was worth it

[fresh sandal]

thank you !!

[devout prairie]

Hi

[rigid tundra]

No problemo!

[rigid tundra]

Hi and welcome!

[devout prairie]

Thanks

[rigid tundra]

No problemo

[slow mantle]

Whaatttt first Oldie and now Sadamant?

[rigid tundra]

Oldie left????? Noo!!

[slow mantle]

Yeah! No idea why! 😭

[rigid tundra]

He was my fellow Brit noooo

[rigid tundra]

That’s so sad omg-

[slow mantle]

#stardew-valley message white username. RIP

[warped bane]

if you join GIO you will have a mutual server with some of them

[slow mantle]

GIO?

[rigid tundra]

I can’t even message Oldie because we’re not in a mutual server anymore

[magic frigate]

I was wondering where Oldie went

[rigid tundra]

Same I used to see him everyday here basically 😭

[magic frigate]

[rigid tundra]

So sad

[oblique loom]

how is everyone

[magic frigate]

Goodmorning!

[grizzled quarry]

Good morning good evening or good night everyone! (Tho where I am it’s good morning)

[lavish basin]

Morning anaira

[grizzled quarry]

Morning David

Morning

It’s also 6 am💀

Oh it’s cuz a YouTuber I like to watch uses it

[wintry yarrow]

should I use jar while I have keg ?

[warped bane]

depends on the crop, you can check wiki page for keg to see whats more worth it there

[magic frigate]

DAVID!

[magic frigate]

Goodmorning Dino!

[grizzled quarry]

Morning

[grizzled quarry]

How have u been

[past knot]

Celcius is the actual temperature, Fahrenheit is how hot it feels to the human body

[magic frigate]

Just woke up!

[grizzled quarry]

I did not know that! That’s actually very stupid like

Just use one

[magic frigate]

How are you?

[grizzled quarry]

Same

It’s 6am

[magic frigate]

Oh sheesh

It’s 9 am for me

[grizzled quarry]

lol

[magic frigate]

[grizzled quarry]

U do know I have been texting here at usually 6am? Like when I first text

[empty schooner]

As others said, then yeah, but riverland is better for that, especially here in 1.6 without saying anything to that

[grizzled quarry]

I’m on switch chat

Still no update on 1.6 for the other consoles?

[empty schooner]

CA actually loves watering compared to sprinklers which is why he made that map.
The farm can be insane for super late game though, since you could use retaining soil in ||garden pots, with regrowable crops|| if you use sheds for more space

[past knot]

Well Fahrenheit is how it feels to the human body, so Celsius is more scientific but Fahrenheit is based off how the human body feels

[empty schooner]

Talk to Lewis to start any festival, probably talk twice though since you first greet in some festivals

[warped bane]

so what does that mean? if its 17c or 64f what does that mean? it feels like 64 what on the body?

[ocean vapor]

It's stupider. Freezing is 32 and boiling is 212... Because it's 180 degrees between opposite directions.

[grizzled quarry]

Then just use the more accurate one like it’s confusing

[lavish basin]

Everyone just use kelvin

[grizzled quarry]

Heh

Kevin

Klevin

Kevlin

[wide rain]

some people refer to it with the percent system but i think that over complicates stuff

[grizzled quarry]

(I’m not stupid I’m spelling it wrong on purpose)

[ocean vapor]

Sounds like someone read a weird meme pulled out of someone's asscrack online and believed it to be truth

[wide rain]

64 to me is like sweater weather.. or at least a nice warm hoodie

[ocean vapor]

Centigrade? That's just another word for Celsius. I use it when I don't feel like looking for the degree symbol

[rapid dock]

Fun fact: bok choy gives the most xp per day, and is really cheap

[wide rain]

idk what that is I meant some people say fahrenheit and are like.. oh it means 50% hot or 70% hot but thats dumb to me

[empty schooner]

*only while having silo just to when explaining that part cause it matters that you keep as much grass as possible until you have it.
Also for @fallow dagger then if you open the “small door” in a coop ot the big one in barn, then the animals will go out when it’s not winter and not raining.
They can then eat grass that they can get to, as in all over the farm if the area isn’t blocked off with fences and a gate, or something similar.
Then they will get. Ore happiness than eating hay and it won’t take from your hay amount

[wide rain]

to me 0-100 is just easier in my head bc 0 is low (cold) and 100+ is high (hot)

[ocean vapor]

That fact is not very fun (Bok Choy is also really really boring)

[wide rain]

bok choy is boring

[rotund seal]

going to restart my farm... uyyy, i missed to do the quality parsnips

[ocean vapor]

Are you talking about humidity?

[rotund seal]

cries in stardew lol

[wide rain]

I forgot to do quality melon but pumpkins came in clutch

[grizzled quarry]

Whoa uh I don’t care, I’ve already got all of my animals at max hearts

[wide rain]

no..

[ocean vapor]

Maybe they just really hate corn

[empty schooner]

Fighter gives +25 health without saying so and is a lot better for early to mid game, but at level 10 then having acrobat is nice for the 2 options you get there.
1 for hammer build and 1 for dagger

[wide rain]

quality corn was easiest bc two season crop

just keep picking it you’ll get so much quality corn you wont know what to do with it

[grizzled quarry]

Epic

[wintry yarrow]

can I rotate the houses or do I have to build it that way

[lavish basin]

Can't rotate them

[ocean vapor]

Sure but it's also a horrible cash crop so hating it is kind of valid

[grizzled quarry]

Chat that’s sad

[wide rain]

true thats why I turn it into pickles and sell em

[grizzled quarry]

Cool

[winged orchid]

aaaah! love that!

[empty schooner]

Are you 1.5 or playing 1.6 with legacy thing?

[wide rain]

ur telling me u can have pickled tomatoes but not pickled peppers?

[winged orchid]

basically :3

[empty schooner]

Nvm

[wide rain]

an outrage!

[wide rain]

I love your pfp.. cyndaquil is my fav gen 2 starter ❤️

[warped bane]

cyndaquilava

[ocean vapor]

On the bright side, tomato juice makes sense.

On the less bright side, hot pepper wine??????

[empty schooner]

That’s the Chad move though

[winged orchid]

I am so confused about the wines, like wth is that ;-;

hot pepper wine??

[grizzled quarry]

Chat leave Abigail alone she slaying, literally

[winged orchid]

she is!!

[grizzled quarry]

Fr tho she HAS A SWORD UNDER HER CLOTHES DRAWER

LIKE SHE COULD KILL SOMEONE

SHE ALREADY HAS ARMOUR

[slow mantle]

Wait they're not in the server anymore either?

[covert jasper]

Don’t mind me but Jeans I just want to say that I really like how you look in your Stardew Valley pic!

[winged orchid]

She could!! And I think she will

[grizzled quarry]

lol Fr tho

[winged orchid]

Thank you so much Kimmy, I love your profile pic to!

[covert jasper]

Thank you!!!

[winged orchid]

No problem at all! :)

Sebastian gave me another morning coffee, my standards are getting on another level bc of him!

[warped bane]

if you leave fully grown crops unharvested, do they stay as they are or will they start to degrade?

[lavish basin]

They'll stay

[warped bane]

thanks

[slow mantle]

Within their season of course

[warped bane]

ya

i just dont want to lose fertilizer on wednesday

[ocean vapor]

There is an edge case you might need to watch out for

[covert jasper]

I’m definitely planning on dating Sebastian in my first Stardew playthrough

[winged orchid]

Sebastian is a smashhhh

[ocean vapor]

If the crop can become giant, it stops counting as being "plugged into" the soil, so the soil may un-plow itself at random beneath the giant crop as if it were unoccupied

[empty schooner]

He do be getting eaten by quilava which is getting eaten by typhlosion, adorable but also “scary” to think about

[covert jasper]

I just chose standard for my first playthrough because I don’t know what exactly I’m doing so once I’m more experienced I can try a different farm

[grizzled quarry]

Omg typhlosion be nibblin

[warped bane]

standard is best farm, easy access to water and stuff, and most number of tillable spots

[ocean vapor]

Standard is boring to look at but has so much real estate that it may well be the most powerful farm

Aesthetics have value, though, since you have to look at it every day

[empty schooner]

For flowers with bee houses then you let the flower stay close by to get better honey, that’s generally the only reason why you let something stay.
If it’s regrowable then it first starts regrowing once harvested instead of “stacking” even though that could be cool

[winged orchid]

smart!

[wide rain]

I chose standard but im gonna start decorating finally

[covert jasper]

Yeah I’m a complete Stardew noob so I chose the safest option

[warped bane]

Wat

[wide rain]

different flowers create different flavored honey which sells for more

[rotund seal]

sings "I want to go home" by Sandy from SpongeBob

[ocean vapor]

Flowered honey will straightup have the flower's sell value added to it, I believe

So more valuable flowers mean more valuable honey

[empty schooner]

Standard is just a really nice map, it makes a lot of space for crops or expression by being able to decorate and stuff, though you can’t make stuff like water for design.
The thing with other farms is that they all special in something,
Farming, Foraging, Fishing, Mining, Combat, Multiplayer, Watering can moment.. but a lot of space and special look, animals.

[grizzled quarry]

I saw multiplayer and thought about the goat four corners

[empty schooner]

Sry I just started babbling, but for honey it just means more profit if close to a fully grown flower

[past knot]

What do I do with the strange doll? I found another one and now I'm confused

[empty schooner]

You can find artifacts multiple times

[warped bane]

i dont have honey lol

[past knot]

I know but it has "???" under it, no explanation

[empty schooner]

Some could like it as a gift, but normally it’s just cheap sell items

[past knot]

It's 1000

[empty schooner]

Have you had kids on the save?

[ocean vapor]

Reference to one of CA's previous stories, Wumbus World

There's a green one (Wumbus) and a yellow one (Bobo)

[empty schooner]

Ah thought it was that other thing, forgot that was just the normal explanation

[grizzled quarry]

OHHHHHHH

[novel thistle]

@grizzled quarry You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[grizzled quarry]

THOSE THINGS

oh crap

[wide rain]

ooh congrats!!!

farmer dino :3

[grizzled quarry]

Epic gamer time

Gunna be artisan chat

[past knot]

Its funny lookin

[ocean vapor]

Yeah that one's Wumbus

[grizzled quarry]

WHAT DO I DO WITH IT BROO

IDK WHERE TO PUT IT

[past knot]

Eugh

[covert jasper]

Ohhh interesting!

[wide rain]

LOL

[craggy shore]

Post cc reward

[grizzled quarry]

W-why

[craggy shore]

You should delete that

[grizzled quarry]

It’s so high quality

[empty schooner]

This is spoiler stuff right?

[craggy shore]

It's not allowed here at all

[past knot]

Who would like the strange doll as a gift?

[ocean vapor]

Forgot this was New Farmers, I'll repost it a different way

[empty schooner]

If you remove strange from that name then guess 1 villager that might like it maybe

Who'd want a doll?

[wide rain]

I would

he looks silly :3

[empty schooner]

[ocean vapor]

...Is the Wumbus World comic site dead now? It's taking forever to load

[rapid dock]

Yea its dead

[empty schooner]

Most likely it is ye

[past knot]

Krobus?

[empty schooner]

Jas ;3 would be a friend for krobus but I don't think he appriciates it

[past knot]

Is that wrong?...( ´〒^〒`)

[empty schooner]

Sadly, He wan hooman fren no "fake"

[ocean vapor]

Wayback Machine delivers the goods.

The two "???" Strange Dolls are references to these two characters from Wumbus World, an old and now-defunct webcomic by ConcernedApe.

[lavish basin]

[ocean vapor]

Yup, that's Wumbus

[lavish basin]

[ocean vapor]

And yup, that's his friend (turned enemy???) Bobo

[cobalt hare]

Yall I'm tempted to start anew so I can make my farm aesthetic

Cause. How do u style a river farm

What farm should I pick?

[ocean vapor]

I mean, I went to #farms-and-outfits and this one looks cool (has spoiler structures)
#farms-and-outfits message

[slow mantle]

I do love a bit of 4 corners. I'm bad at organising and it makes it easier for me

[strange sage]

Carefully

[cobalt hare]

Fair enough! Also, what does "guarantee year 1 completable" means?

[wintry yarrow]

whats the best stair for iron farm and can I reset the floor ? like farm 75 and reset do it again

[ocean vapor]

Ore does not spawn on resettable floors. Best you can do is go to a multiple of 10 and take the guaranteed stairs down to the next, and check that floor

[slow mantle]

It means that the travelling cart will definitely sell a red cabbage seed in the first year

To complete the community centre

[ocean vapor]

(or pregrown red cabbage is also possible, I think)

[cobalt hare]

Hmmm

Should I start anew though...

I've grown rlly fond of penny...

[livid forge]

im Penny

official

[winged orchid]

lol

[livid forge]

do not lol me

[cobalt hare]

I love penny so much ngl

[winged orchid]

[cobalt hare]

Which is why I wanna restart for her...

[livid forge]

you love me?

[cobalt hare]

And I also wanna make my farm aesthetic...

[livid forge]

❤️

[cobalt hare]

Excuse me but who tf are you

[livid forge]

penny

[slow mantle]

You know you can break up and divorce with your current partner?

[winged orchid]

I can't with this convo

[novel thistle]

@winged orchid You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[cobalt hare]

I know!! But I also didn't make my farm aesthetic...

The urge to start anew just to be aesthetic...

[slow mantle]

Ahhhh okay. Yeah, just start a new game with fresh eyes

Your old farm will still be there

[cobalt hare]

Like my things are all over the place...

I didn't fully romance leah but I want to have a nice layout from the beginning

Which is the best farm?

[slow mantle]

I personally like 4 corners. Everyone has their preference

[past knot]

Where should I go fishing for a largemouth bass?

[slow mantle]

Mountain lake

[winged orchid]

I want a new name for my horse, any ideas?

[slow mantle]

Neighomi

[rare aspen]

Megatron

[ocean vapor]

Name it No.
So it will be a horse with "No" name

[winged orchid]

lmaooo

[cobalt hare]

Can you fish on the small lake of the standard farm?

[lavish basin]

You can, but you'll only get trash

[cobalt hare]

[ocean vapor]

Most farms will give primarily trash in their waters

I think even the beach farm has an increased trash rate

[wide rain]

Apple

[ocean vapor]

Oh no

[cobalt hare]

What should I prioritize on this first playthrough?

This new*

[winged orchid]

love that!

[crimson zephyr]

Artrax

[oak mango]

What language is Stardew Valley written in? (Please be C Please be C)

[ocean vapor]

I suspect (and fear) that it is a reference to a My Little Pony

[past knot]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[ocean vapor]

Or Shadowfax, as long as we're naming it after fantasy horses

[past knot]

A WITCH JUST FLEW OVER MY CHICKEN COOP ANE ZAPPED IT

WHAT DO I DO

[crimson zephyr]

I believe it's c++

[winged orchid]

also a nice one!!

[oak mango]

Reset the game. She’ll be screaming as the entire world gets removed in front of her eyes

[oak mango]

GOD DAMMIT

[ocean vapor]

She just added an evil egg to it
You can hatch an evil chicken from it

[crimson zephyr]

It's a reference to the movie "neverending story"

[ocean vapor]

The chicken is harmless, its eggs are just toxic

[past knot]

I already hatched a void egg tho

[boreal idol]

got my first two kegs, what should i put in them?

[ocean vapor]

Well, free void egg

[winged orchid]

love that

[spark ocean]

Did someone already completed the money bundle?

[strange sage]

Cheapest fruit you got for the bundle wine

[oak mango]

They should opensource the engine (while obviously keeping the assets as they are). I really want to attempt porting it to my DS

Or my 3DS

[ocean vapor]

uh, do you want to know what happens to that horse in that story

[crimson zephyr]

You're gonna need a lot more

[oak mango]

Mr. Hands?

[boreal idol]

i only need 1 for that, what do i put in the other?

[spark ocean]

Someone?

[boreal idol]

im summer 28 year one i dont have unlimited resin to craft

[slow mantle]

Yeah, why?

[strange sage]

Your most expensive fruit for max mone

[boreal idol]

starfruit? or strawberries

[strange sage]

Why do you want to know if we completed money bundle?

[strange sage]

If you have starfruit go for it

[boreal idol]

👍

[oak mango]

So uh, this game is like Harvest moon right?

[ocean vapor]

It's modeled after that series yes

[strange sage]

It's inspired by it so kinda

[ocean vapor]

To the point of even having pink melons

[oak mango]

If I already have harvest moon should I get this game too?

[strange sage]

Wait melons aren't pink irl?

[oak mango]

Or should I just keep playing Harvest moon?

[strange sage]

Just buy it

If you like it keep it

If you don't get a refund before 2 hours of play time

[deft rune]

Oh look it's me!

[cobalt hare]

Y'all have any new farm guide?

[strange sage]

No, still just the terarria guide /j

[oak mango]

What’s it priced at? $75?

[strange sage]

15

It goes on sale every few months

[oak mango]

$15??????

W h a t

[strange sage]

Check the steamcharts for an estimate for next time it's 10

[oak mango]

Same price as undertale!

[slow mantle]

Stardew has never been $75

[oak mango]

Nowadays games are $75

Cause fuck gamers in particular

[slow mantle]

It's £10.99 in the UK

[oak mango]

I’ll probably still wait till it’s free on steam or epic or smth

[deft rune]

Good morning chat

[slow mantle]

I don't think it'll ever be free. Just discounted on summer sale

[ocean vapor]

Harvest Moon (and Story of Seasons and Rune Factory) have a fictional breed of pink melon. In the original Japanese, its name is Otomelon, from Otome (Japanese for "Woman") and the English word Melon.

[strange sage]

That's never happened before lol

[deft rune]

Agreed

[ocean vapor]

Is Stardew even on Epic

[deft rune]

Honestly in my opinion, Sdv shouldn't be for free

Sorry for the auto correct

Hhhh

[oak mango]

Fair enough

[deft rune]

Ye!

[oak mango]

There is always another way… one that would likely get me banned from this server if I tried, or at least if I tried and told y’all I did

[slow mantle]

Yeah I would not discuss that here

#rules rule #9 forbids it

[strange sage]

Talking about it isn't allowed but it won't get you banned. We help pirates in #archived-modded-support quite often

Lots of kids that for one reason or another aren't able to buy games online

[oak mango]

I should probably read the rules more often

[deft rune]

Yeah we recommend it

[slow mantle]

Can we stop talking about this please? Y'all are gonna get mod sniped

[oak mango]

Aight

[deft rune]

Guys I made a new save file and this time I'm going to try marry Sam for once

Huh?

[oak mango]

Who’s the hottest lady in the game?

[deft rune]

I'mma say Haley

[slow mantle]

Leah

[oak mango]

Abigail genuinely looks a lot better than Haley

[grizzled quarry]

Yooo

[oak mango]

Melons?

[deft rune]

I heard Haley makes a great spouse

[grizzled quarry]

Guys

[deft rune]

Yes?

[oak mango]

Imagine an M rated stardew valley

[grizzled quarry]

I just saw a vid that said British peeps are fake it was just for the Harry potter movies

[cobalt hare]

Penny 🔛 🔝

[oak mango]

ESRB game ratings based on how uh, child friendly they are

Guess what M stands for

[deft rune]

Mature?

[boreal idol]

what kind of crops should i buy for my first fall?

[oak mango]

Yep

[distant ruin]

the M rating is for a Mature game

[magic frigate]

pumpkin as well as any other CC crop

[winged orchid]

[oak mango]

Well, it would probably not work for this game

[grizzled quarry]

ANAIRA

[deft rune]

I think SDV is great as it is

[magic frigate]

dino HELLO!

[oak mango]

I wish Persona 5 was A rated

[grizzled quarry]

Good hbu

[deft rune]

Cya jordz

ANAIRRRAAAAA, JEAAAAANS

[winged orchid]

Had better days, how are you?

[winged orchid]

DEWW :)

[distant ruin]

same. it's my little comfort game

[winged orchid]

How are you?

[deft rune]

I'm okie! Ty for asking

[winged orchid]

No problem at all!

[deft rune]

Same!

[grizzled quarry]

Why u say mate I’ve never heard anyone say it but It feels more comforting than bro

[winged orchid]

Btw friendly reminder for everyone, don’t forget to eat and stay hydrated:)

[grizzled quarry]

K

[winged orchid]

I almost forgot lol

[oak mango]

And touch grass. I need to do that more

[winged orchid]

Real!

[deft rune]

I'm eating chewy caramel with cream candy

[grizzled quarry]

Like mate feels closer than bro

[winged orchid]

Sounds good!!! Enjoy your treat :)

[distant ruin]

i always feel like playing stardew at the end of the day just calms me down. the music and little sounds are everything

[grizzled quarry]

Fr tho

[deft rune]

Thank youuu

[winged orchid]

dew check DM, I have matching hats with my horse hahahaha

[wicked scarab]

This is so real

I usually play it after I read some of my books in the afternoon, total vibe

[deft rune]

SDV is like the only game where I just don't have Spotify on, I only open Spotify when I play other games

[grizzled quarry]

@cobalt hare Why u say mate I’ve never heard anyone say it but It feels more comforting than bro like

[deft rune]

OMG YESS I'MMA CHECK

[wicked scarab]

I usually have a video playing for background noise but yea Stardew needs my focus lmao

[winged orchid]

it is loading lol

[slate peak]

goodmorninggg chat

[deft rune]

MOLLYYYY

[grizzled quarry]

Oh lol

[deft rune]

Front

[wicked scarab]

Goodmorning guys 💕

[distant ruin]

THIS!!

i never have to have background noise with stardew. i use background noise with almost every other game. the only other exception is Skyrim

[slate peak]

DEWWW

[grizzled quarry]

Left

[wicked scarab]

Yees I love Skyrim

[oak mango]

Offtopic but anyone watch Cyberpunk Edgerunners?

[grizzled quarry]

Bottom

[wicked scarab]

Yes and cried 🥲

[gleaming mist]

back to sdv please

[deft rune]

How are you? How was your sleep?

[oak mango]

So, get away
Another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know
And let yourself go
You know you didn't lose your self-control
Let's start at the rainbow

[grizzled quarry]

Huh

What happen

Oh Okie doke

[wicked scarab]

oh 🙂

[grizzled quarry]

Erm

[deft rune]

YESSSS! FR

[grizzled quarry]

Wut

[slate peak]

im good!! and i slept late woopsies 😓 hbuuu

[grizzled quarry]

I’m in bed also bored

[oak mango]

How old is Abigail in microseconds?

[winged orchid]

real!!

[wicked scarab]

chat is confusing me this morning lolll

[deft rune]

Good morning Mochii!!!

[wicked scarab]

HEY DEW :3

[slate peak]

😭

[grizzled quarry]

What

[past knot]

What does slime slayer and crusader mean on a sword?

[deft rune]

It's all over the place lmao

[deft rune]

How are youu?

[past knot]

Dew!

Mochi!

[wide rain]

heyhey chat

[wicked scarab]

Hey hey I’m good unfortunately not gonna be on very long cause I have things to do how about u??

[slate peak]

hi hi hi

[wicked scarab]

Hi amaniiii :3

[deft rune]

Same, slept at 5am lmao 😂

But I'm good nonetheless, I'm glad to hear you're good as well :3

[oak mango]

6.312 * 10^14 microseconds

At least I think that’s how that works

[deft rune]

Awww, okay! I'm glad to hear you're doing good, I am too :3

[grizzled quarry]

Wh-

[slate peak]

lmfao 😭 im glad to hear youre doing well tho 🤗

[grizzled quarry]

I can-

[oak mango]

That is exactly how it works

[grizzled quarry]

Bro what

Wut is going on

[oak mango]

Finally my physics classes paid off

[wicked scarab]

I’m going to fight my sister cause she spent $300 on a switch and I keep begging her to start her sdv so we can play and it’s been almost a month she has not touched it 🥲

Like just say u hate me

[oak mango]

Who is the Futaba of Stardew Valley?

[slate peak]

NOO 💔 tell her to lock in

[oak mango]

Threaten her life

[wicked scarab]

I can’t get her to be as cool as us 😭

[deft rune]

Gift her SDV on her birthday to lock her in

[wicked scarab]

Tried that 😭

[wicked scarab]

She has had it for almost a month LMAO she has barely even turned on her switch

[oak mango]

What weapon did you use and how many fingers did you remove?

[deft rune]

Tysm

[slate peak]

reverse psychology..

[wide rain]

give me her switch

[wicked scarab]

She keeps talking about wanting to romance Harvey I’m like PLAY THE GAME THEN

[wicked scarab]

Gladly lol

[wide rain]

I need a switch 💔

[deft rune]

Bruh

[slate peak]

😭😭

she is NOT locked in

[wicked scarab]

😭😭why do I not get cool siblings

[deft rune]

I want one too

[oak mango]

Are there image perms here?

[wide rain]

heck no

[slow mantle]

!embeds

[novel thistle]

You can post images and embeds in most channels once you reach Cowpoke (level 5) on the server. You earn levels by sending messages, and will be notified by this bot when you've earned Cowpoke! You can send images in #images-and-memes at any level.

You can read more about the server channels in ⁠#welcome and roles in ⁠#roles, and check your current level with /lvl in ⁠#governors-mansion.

Currently, ⁠#stardew-spoilers and ⁠#town-square have embeds disabled for all levels.

To use this command, type !embeds.

[wide rain]

im the first and the best one

[wicked scarab]

Switch is pretty nice but I play sdv on pc for mods 😈

[wide rain]

but shane loves me more

[slate peak]

reallll

[deft rune]

We can be your new siblings

[oak mango]

Wait so are the mods engine mods or do they actively run their own code outside of the engine?

[slate peak]

my man farm is on my switch though 😓

[wicked scarab]

Where do I sign? 👀

[wide rain]

yeah ❤️

[oak mango]

If they work completely within the normal engine you can get it to work on switch probably

[grizzled quarry]

WHAT

WHY

NOOOO

[wicked scarab]

IKR

[deft rune]

Lmao by naming your chickens after us

[grizzled quarry]

FR

[slate peak]

😧

[wicked scarab]

On it 🫡 the cows too (once I can afford )

[deft rune]

Yeah!

[wide rain]

he cheats on you with me bc I give him belly rubs like a kitty cat and feed him pepper poppers

[grizzled quarry]

Chat Im so confused again

[wide rain]

with who

[wicked scarab]

Anyone have any spare change? 🥲

[grizzled quarry]

Bro

What

[oak mango]

Cough cough What color is your Bugatti Cough Cough

[wide rain]

I give him belly rubs like a kitty cat and we have a baby ❤️

he already moved on from u

[grizzled quarry]

I’m right here

I’m broke

[deft rune]

Love how the Shane lovers are fighting each other for Shane meanwhile Sebastian lovers watch and share Sebastian's heart

[wide rain]

I didnt start this fight but I am finishing it

[slate peak]

😭😭 fr

[grizzled quarry]

Meanwhile me with Alex and Abigail

[wicked scarab]

Also I told my sister I wanted to romance Sebastian and she said “of course you do cause you like problematic guys” I was like HUH PFFT

[wide rain]

nobody loves shane like I do!!!

[grizzled quarry]

That’d be Shane

[oak mango]

Whoa there that is rather * c i r c u l a r * of you to say

[slate peak]

EXCUSE HER

[wicked scarab]

RIGHT

[deft rune]

Sebastian ain't problematic though

[wide rain]

exactly

[wicked scarab]

That’s what I was thinking???

[wide rain]

stage one: denial

[slate peak]

sebastian is the sweetest ever

[grizzled quarry]

Chat Meanwhile me with Alex and Abigail

[deft rune]

Frrr

[wide rain]

denial

[deft rune]

Lmao 😂

[slate peak]

ew abigail

[wide rain]

its okay that shane left you ❤️

[wicked scarab]

LOL

[oak mango]

Abigail looks the best

[deft rune]

Beat Abigail in the egg festival

[grizzled quarry]

Guys why is everyone being mean like

[split marlin]

Is there a way to exit the fishing minigame?
Ive seen people do it on videos but cant figure it out

[wide rain]

egg festival is rigged

[slate peak]

abigail eats rocks

[oak mango]

Tell me she doesn’t look like the type to lock you in a dungeon with just you, her, and a whip.

[slate peak]

she wants to be quirky so badd

[grizzled quarry]

Na I literally won

[slate peak]

i always win ❤️

[wide rain]

I SHOULDVE WON BUT I DIDNT

its rigged

[deft rune]

They're hungry, they miissed breakfast

[wide rain]

I was collecting eggs like pokemon

[grizzled quarry]

I don’t see me being mean to ur seb

[wide rain]

hes so emo 😭

[split marlin]

what channel is for asking questions?

[grizzled quarry]

Whoa her dress is nice

[slate peak]

theyre just besties its ok 🤗

[oak mango]

[grizzled quarry]

Chat

[wide rain]

doesn’t sebastian have a thing for abigail

[wicked scarab]

Wait fr??

[slate peak]

🤭 sorry no hate towards people who like her lmfao

[grizzled quarry]

What is going on

[deft rune]

Hey watch your mouth! >:c

[wide rain]

yeah I thought so

sam says smth abt it I think

[grizzled quarry]

Like chat be chat again

[slate peak]

ew to dating her personally

[wicked scarab]

I’m just gonna read chat and stop talking LMAO

[slate peak]

nuh uh!!!

[grizzled quarry]

AT THIS POINT YEAH

[slate peak]

ur ewer

[wide rain]

guys no more sebastian talk

[grizzled quarry]

Bro

[slow mantle]

This one for newbies and stuff before community centre completion, #stardew-spoilers for post cc but still need 1.6 spoilers, #archived-update-spoilers for free talking

[wide rain]

lets talk abt like

[oak mango]

That ain’t Abigail, That’s AbiMale

[wide rain]

other npcs

[grizzled quarry]

What

[deft rune]

Why can't we be civil?

[wide rain]

marnie ❤️

[slate peak]

💔

[deft rune]

Beuh

[wicked scarab]

I ❤️ Marnie

[grizzled quarry]

Chat be chat again

[wide rain]

what!

[grizzled quarry]

When she’s at her shop

[slate peak]

😔

[oak mango]

Tis not in the cards today

[deft rune]

Shhh don't listen to em, you're amazing

[wicked scarab]

PFFTT IKR

[near oasis]

HEYOOO

[deft rune]

HEY SHAYYY

[slate peak]

exactly

[wide rain]

shes always at her shop yall idk what problems u guys r having

[grizzled quarry]

Hey

[oak mango]

You see, your fate is aligned with the Trickster

[wide rain]

HAIII

[slate peak]

[near oasis]

Hey dew!!

hello dino and ama

[slate peak]

[slate peak]

hi hi!!

[wicked scarab]

I visit her shop almost daily and half of the week I can’t catch her in there loll

[wide rain]

maybe marnie just doesnt like yall so much cuz shes always there 4 me

[slate peak]

MY BESTIEEE

[near oasis]

hello Molly!!

[grizzled quarry]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[wicked scarab]

Maybe 🥲

[oak mango]

Laszlo Supernova blasts your ears off

[wide rain]

what times r u going

[grizzled quarry]

CHAT IS BEING CHAT AGAIN

YAY

[wicked scarab]

Liiike 9:30 AM - noon?

[deft rune]

Linus is cool in my opinion, he is wholesome and gives us Sashimi recipe for Sebastian

[grizzled quarry]

[slate peak]

hruuuu?

[near oasis]

tired

very tired

[grizzled quarry]

Chat u stole my name

[slate peak]

THE FIRST ONE WHAT

[wide rain]

shes closed mondays and tuesdays

[grizzled quarry]

WHAT

[oak mango]

He’s into the senile ones

[deft rune]

Fr

[slate peak]

linus is my day one bestie

[near oasis]

[slate peak]

i'll always be there for him ❤️

[grizzled quarry]

Fr

The one thing we agree on

LINUS LOVE

[oak mango]

Megumi Fushiguro

[grizzled quarry]

[wide rain]

what typa mods

[grizzled quarry]

What

[oak mango]

You want it? M a k e I t

[wicked scarab]

I need to romance people so I can gush about the npcs too 😢

[wide rain]

no

[slate peak]

WHO IS MAKING THESE MODSSS 😭

[oak mango]

L e a r n

[wide rain]

u guys go on abt linus gunther isnt even an npc

i cant

[grizzled quarry]

T r a i n

[oak mango]

Or use the holy stack overflow

[wide rain]

i like then yucky

[wicked scarab]

LOL

[slate peak]

gunther is so kind

[wide rain]

i married shane I think thags obvious

[grizzled quarry]

Chat

Why

[slate peak]

hes always there when i need him

[oak mango]

Website for helping with programming. For 90% of the problems I have, I can find a solution there.

[deft rune]

I like Gunther, his cool

[wide rain]

he isnt allowed to leave

if gunther was romance-able the world would be at peace

[deft rune]

Library guy

[slate peak]

hes so dedicated ❤️

[wide rain]

or at the very least a npc you can talk to

[deft rune]

The only character with no family issues

[wide rain]

he closes at 6 yes

[grizzled quarry]

Chat when you say Gunther I think Gunther gator from scooby doo

[wide rain]

mine runs take all day

[slate peak]

😭

[grizzled quarry]

Like what

[wide rain]

at 6

[wicked scarab]

Hey does anyone know what I’m suppose to do with the egg like things u find in the mines? 🥲

[slate peak]

he needs to sleep 💔

[deft rune]

An egg in the mines?

[grizzled quarry]

Fr

[wide rain]

I just wait til the next day bc 9/10 I have stuff to go to the blacksmith for anyways

[slate peak]

like gunther

[grizzled quarry]

He sucks

[oak mango]

Gun-th-er

[grizzled quarry]

I hate him

[wicked scarab]

No they’re not called eggs I forgot what they are called I’ll ask again when I feel like turning the game on to show lol

[slate peak]

wow dino

[deft rune]

Gun-th-er

[wide rain]

what did gunther do to you

[slate peak]

your heart is full of hate 💔

[grizzled quarry]

Not Gunther

He chill

[oak mango]

Germans I’m guessing?

[deft rune]

Bruh

[wide rain]

goonter

[oak mango]

Gooner

[wide rain]

[wicked scarab]

Goner

[deft rune]

Lmao 😂

[grizzled quarry]

He just doesn’t click

[oak mango]

ONer

[winged orchid]

wth

[normal fiber]

hi

[winged orchid]

how am I suposed to say that?

[wide rain]

haihai

[winged orchid]

hey!

[slate peak]

wait who

[grizzled quarry]

Clint

[winged orchid]

ah fair

[deft rune]

I think they're slime egg?

[wide rain]

everyone hates clint

[grizzled quarry]

Fr

[oak mango]

Clint Eastwood

[wide rain]

clint is a stalker

[slate peak]

oh yeah

[normal fiber]

is there general chat?

[slate peak]

clint 👎

[deft rune]

Clint gives me the ick

[grizzled quarry]

Yay

[wide rain]

what

what

[oak mango]

#town-square

[wicked scarab]

Wait so nobody like Clint?

[deft rune]

Yup!

[wide rain]

shane quit his job

[grizzled quarry]

Nobody

[wide rain]

when we got married

[oak mango]

Joja’s Bizzare adventure

[grizzled quarry]

Yeah

[normal fiber]

guys i forgot my microsoft acc passwor

d

[wide rain]

yeah at the store

[winged orchid]

wait shane quit his job after you marry him?

[deft rune]

Yeah

[grizzled quarry]

He stocks shelf’s

[wide rain]

but when you get married he quits his job

[slate peak]

there are limited options for people to work 💔

[wide rain]

sam works there too iirc

[wicked scarab]

I’m in fall and I just realized I haven’t entered Jojas mart yet not once oop

[grizzled quarry]

I always see him when I go to Pierre’s at 7

[wide rain]

yup

[winged orchid]

But he was sober right when you date him? then at least there is one positive thing about it :)

[winged orchid]

that sucks

[normal fiber]

and every month losing money from gamepass

[slate peak]

HII JEANSS

[wicked scarab]

In front of the museum and the blacksmith

[winged orchid]

HEY Molly! how are you? c:

[wide rain]

yeah he sobers up and goes to therapy.. I love him

[slow mantle]

*behind

[grizzled quarry]

You mean behind

[winged orchid]

that is very cute !

[wicked scarab]

OOPS sorry :3

[wide rain]

I hate joja mart

[grizzled quarry]

Chat where is anaira

Fr

Except that one guy

[wide rain]

some people are greedy capitalists

[winged orchid]

REAL!!

[slate peak]

im good!! hbuu

[wicked scarab]

all my homies hate joja mart

[wide rain]

pinterest ❤️ I can send it to you if you want

[deft rune]

Have you tried resetting your password for Microsoft account? It should be fairly easy if you remember if you signed in with gmail or phone number

[grizzled quarry]

None of mine play

At all

[slate peak]

joja mart can burn

[winged orchid]

glad your doing good! Im okii thank you for asking :)

[wide rain]

fire to joja!

…

[wicked scarab]

It’s a sad life 🥲

[wide rain]

[winged orchid]

real!

[grizzled quarry]

Chat he sucks

[wicked scarab]

Let’s burn it

[slate peak]

[slate peak]

ugly

[grizzled quarry]

Fr

[slate peak]

no rizz

[wide rain]

i know nothing abt f1 except my friends like it and this emote is funny

[grizzled quarry]

Ikr

He doesn’t even shower

[wide rain]

[grizzled quarry]

He stays behind that desk

[grizzled quarry]

Forever

And ever

[wicked scarab]

He looks like he has a restraining order on him

[wide rain]

guys I dont think anyone in sdv showers theres no bathrooms

[winged orchid]

Real

[grizzled quarry]

Chat

[wicked scarab]

Stinky town

[grizzled quarry]

The gamer and athlete

[wide rain]

he bathes in the lake true

[wicked scarab]

Stinkydew valley

[winged orchid]

true

[wide rain]

everyone else… i dont think they shower

[grizzled quarry]

Wait

[wide rain]

or bathe

[grizzled quarry]

And Alex

[slate peak]

linus is so hygenic ❤️

[grizzled quarry]

He showers after gym

[ashen ridge]

what is some good food to bring to the desert mines for the first time

[wide rain]

where is he showering

[grizzled quarry]

Like Chat

[ashen ridge]

thats easy to get

ok

[wide rain]

there are no bathrooms 😭

[short coral]

why are my animals grumpy if they are fed?

[wide rain]

have you been letting them out and petting them

[grizzled quarry]

Gym place thing

[deft rune]

Spicey eel

[wicked scarab]

THIS

[ashen ridge]

where do i get that

[wide rain]

oh the spa right

[slate peak]

[short coral]

yeah everyday

[grizzled quarry]

Yeah

[grizzled quarry]

Yes

Very true