💬│palia-discussions

[cunning mural]

the wait continues

[undone delta]

the are done sending invites btw

[remote latch]

Pixels posts that any way 🙂 for each day on the server rofl

[hearty flower]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[remote latch]

YESSSSSSS ... NOOO what ?

[ocean stone]

[undone delta]

[abstract rover]

Caption this emojis:

🚠 🥥 🥋 🎧 ⛏️🇯🇲

[vale crypt]

jina rode a coconut powered cable car to get a musical Gi to go mining in a far away land

[rustic siren]

welp didnt get invited to palia alpha yet rip

[vale crypt]

At lest your not in quarantine

[rustic siren]

I couldn't care less, I stay inside my house anyways

[woven pumice]

quarantine quarantine drinking whiskey like vaccine!

[abstract rover]

ok you get a cookie for this one
🍪

however replace far away land with jamaica and you would have gotten more cookie

[cunning mural]

i thought that flag was for jammusic nation

[pearl peak]

I wish. I've been here since the start.

[woven pumice]

why

[rain carbon]

Just a reminder - please only use this channel for Palia related topics.

[vestal thorn]

Siuuu

When's the playtest starting?

Nvm i think noone knows yet

[rain carbon]

Invites were already sent out for Alpha. If you didn't received an invite, don't worry, we will be inviting a lot more players in future tests.

[vestal thorn]

Yeah i know that, im just waiting for videos to see how the game is

[quiet haven]

what's the best way to contact support? i just got a referral code from a friend and registered an account, but a little error popped up as i'm downloading now saying a little guy stole my alpha tester role and to contact support in order to get it! ^__^''

[jolly birch]

i suggest to write your question to <@&830218724577378324>

[quiet haven]

ooh thank you!

<@&830218724577378324> i just got a referral code from a friend and registered an account, but a little error popped up as i'm downloading now saying a little guy stole my alpha tester role and to contact support in order to get it! ^__^'' is there a specific thing i need to do for this?

[jolly birch]

ehm nope, you have to write it to <@&830218724577378324> as a recipient, not here in the channel 😉

[sturdy ingot]

good morning whats up misters and misses and mexes palia

[quiet haven]

oh!!

sorry! ^^''

[jolly birch]

no problem 🙂

[spring rivet]

BANANANA ENERGY!!

[sturdy ingot]

🍌

[boreal badger]

hi

[faint escarp]

🍌

[boreal badger]

banana

[peak escarp]

[sturdy ingot]

whats up guys

[fallen summit]

Happy timezones everyone!

[faint escarp]

its 9 in the morning and Im already exhausted 👽

[fallen summit]

doing pretty ok, and you?

[sturdy ingot]

im doing ok! im visiting a staff member’s farm today :D were gonna look at some horses

[lyric ocean]

Palutations!

[lyric ocean]

BA BA BAAAA BA BA NANAA!

[limpid hedge]

Guys, can’t find info… how to get into Alpha queue? Should I resend my application?

[rare sable]

If you've sent it once, you don't need to do it again

It's a random draw

[past ember]

I am not sure if i get an answer here, but i just give it a shot - what i gathered from here is that content creators can potentially get a key, and if so, they also get referrsals, right?

Is it known if they get them as part of the waves or also random?

[fallen summit]

The selection of testers is random, so as far as I know content creators don't have any advantage in getting in. And the closed alpha is under NDA, so streaming of it is still a no go for now.

as for the referral codes, I don't really know how they work

[surreal crest]

eyooo!

[past ember]

Well an advantage would be to have referrals, no? Or do alpha testers get them as well?
Thats why i was wondering if they randomly get a key or JUST during the waves (sorry for not being precise enough, but that was my question xD)

sry just woke and and not a native

scenario 1: you are a cc and got a key/referrals with the waves
scenario 2: you can get them at any time

if we dont know we dont know but since i've read a lot of this channel (but certainly) i was wondering if that was ever discussed before or is known

I am aware you cant stream it, but since people got referrals i would assume they selected you from the creator-survey-thingy
(again, sorry for bad english )

[fallen summit]

no worries, your english is great. I'm not really fit to talk about this, since I also don't know a lot about it, but as far as I know so far there's been 2 waves of invites, where random people got their key via mail. I don't know who got referral codes as well, but they were given together with the invite, so you can't get them any time and you're also responsible for the people that you invite with them. I hope this answered your question.

[past ember]

Thank you so much ❤️
And not quite, haha, but i am assuming we just dont know as everything is under NDA anyways.
Thank you so much tho ❤️

[fallen summit]

oh well XD the alpha lasts a month all in all, so the keys and referrals only work during this period of time.

[lyric ocean]

Hi Jessica, I am not sure if that helps much, but at the bottom of the website there is "Iam a content creator" link that will take you to a form to fill.

However it is unclear what that grants content creators/gaming media people and so on. Not sure if there is any more description about that on the website.

[past ember]

I did that, but since i heard some people got referrals i assumed some people got in as "creators" (even though they cant create content) but @fallen summit actually answered my question i am assuming as i didnt know the test phases last for a month so i guess everyone gets in at the same time - ty both so much!

[lyric ocean]

KinKin is server MVP!

Your welcome!

[fallen summit]

that would be Xrystal though

I'm just the "secretary" in her absence

hi Perin!

[bright forge]

Only 6 hours of School left for today

[pure badge]

Mornin

[bright forge]

Morning Fair

[fallen summit]

today I begin classes at 1pm and have them till 9pm

[bright forge]

8 am to 5 PM for me

So I win?

[fallen summit]

I don't envy you on that, you win

[bright forge]

[lyric ocean]

oookay fiiine, the MVP's Prodigy

[fallen summit]

you flatter me though I'm still far from that. Just happy to help when I can

[spring rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

me, who works from 4pm to 6am LOL

[lyric ocean]

KinKin and Perin covering each other's shifts

[lyric ocean]

So much fun

[celest maple]

Hi

[ornate ocean]

I've seen a video about a graveyard shift, I wonder whether you agree with the points or not

[raw quarry]

Hi Dragom!

[rare sable]

Working it now, what's up?

[spring rivet]

people have different opinions about it, especially between cultures. but it's my personal choice to work this long hehe

[ornate ocean]

Do you sleep okay? I heard that it messes up the sleep schedules + the meals are pretty weird, since you don't really have breakfast + lunch + dinner

[rare sable]

I live between two schools and in a major city. If it wasn't for that I'd probably be fine. You eat like people normally do I guess? Personally I eat my dinner before I work, and sleep when I get in so the sunlight doesn't bug me.

[spring rivet]

yes 😊 i just have to move my meal times, and sleep times, and I sleep 8 hours a day, no fail

i'm working from home, so it's easier hehe

[ornate ocean]

I remember when I had to wake up at 4 am for exchange online classes for a couple of months, it was torture

there's something wrong about waking up before the sunrise

[spring rivet]

i wake up at 15:30

[ornate ocean]

Well yeah, but you sleep through the morning 😄

[celest maple]

forced pvp please, punch first, ask question later

[ornate ocean]

wha...

[celest maple]

xD

[rare sable]

Punch FIRST

[pearl ore]

It’s more of a problem for people like me who go back and forth between day shift and night shift

[oblique elk]

morning

[livid rock]

Wish I had recieved an invite to try out the game :/ only been following for a year. :/ I think I'll cry now.

[cloud tree]

Guys, who got the e-Mail for the Alpha? I received an e-Mail but idk if it's from the real Palia or just fake.

[atomic holly]

Good morning

[celest maple]

hmmmm

[cloud tree]

good morning

[celest maple]

i punch palia devs if i dont get a invite

[raw quarry]

#📢│palia-news message

[livid rock]

But I don't want to be a downer. I love palia and I haven't played were meant to be together! :p so I wait <3 goodmornin.

[sturdy ingot]

maaaaybe dont threaten violence against the devs even if its a joke?

[ornate ocean]

a joke is a joke 🤷‍♂️

[celest maple]

...

[spring rivet]

Let's just drop the topic moving forward pals love lots! 💗

[ornate ocean]

there's a better chance of getting into the test if you participate in the discussion here!

chat around, share your ideas, ask a question, post a pet pic, etc

[livid rock]

@ornate ocean

Ok

[celest maple]

oh really xD

[raw quarry]

........ Ok, genius idea incoming. Hold onto your underpants so I don't blow them away with my upcoming 10/10 idea. I suppose a tailor irl makes a line of Chuu outfits for pets.

[ornate ocean]

nice merch idea

[livid rock]

Omg it's so early let me really think!

Light bulbs moving slow almost there!

[spring rivet]

As I've always advised, post pet pics on the #🐾│pet-pics channel to kinda "bribe" the devs and soften their hearts, for possible alpha invitation
|| and again, this isn't a guarantee! LOL||

[ornate ocean]

"alpha key or the little one gets it"

[raw quarry]

Wait I do have a cute rabbit pic, will post when I find it

[spring rivet]

cute ducks are very effective

[atomic holly]

I don't have a duck but could I soften your heart with a little bird?

[ornate ocean]

I remember a long time ago, my mom and I went to a park nearby to feed the ducks. It was around February and the lake didn't fully defrost yet, so there was a little of the crust on the outside. We'd toss the bread onto the edges of the ice crust, and seeing the ducks wobble on ice was something else

[livid rock]

I I have a REALLY GOODMORNING pet pic

[pearl ore]

I used to believe in ducks, but they betrayed the mango

[livid rock]

My wife and I I our daughter a beautiful mini bunny

For warning your heart WILL MELT

[atomic holly]

Omg, okay I'm a puddle now

All these bunnies are so cute

[ornate ocean]

my friend doesn't think bunnies are cute

I didn't believe such people exist

[raw quarry]

He must've eaten some bad food and had some very weird nightmares lmao

[ornate ocean]

I honestly don't know what the deal with her is

[livid rock]

: ..[

[cunning harbor]

Bunnies are adorable

[livid rock]

I think I will cuddle my bunny and watch my emails. ....

[prime trellis]

Good morning, or afternoon, or evening for wherever you might be.

[livid rock]

Good early morning sport!
I'm looking for an invite to pallia.!

I sent a bunny pic

[stray hound]

ded chat

[tranquil dirge]

If it's the welcome to palia email, that's the one

[remote latch]

Gooooood Morning Future Paliannnnns

Banananaanananananaananaananana Duck

[tight lake]

Why hello Xrystal!

[sturdy ingot]

hiiii xrystal whats up?

[remote latch]

apparently me

[wispy meadow]

I desperately need some wholesome Palia stuff.

[remote latch]

hopefully soon Ana 🤞 maybe Amelia's been way busy to drop lots of info yet

[mint steppe]

Morning Palians!

[waxen crystal]

ahhh I want to play Palia so bad

[hidden swift]

morning, and likewise alvi

[waxen crystal]

patience is very hard isn't it 😂

[hidden swift]

I mean I've waited up to a year for some games, I have the patience of a golem, problem Is more that I don't know if I'll get into it to begin with

[prime trellis]

This is easily the hardest part about new mmo/gaming experiences. The wait! It’s brutal.

[waxen crystal]

very brutal. I feel 99% confident I will love Palia. Everything I know about it is like it's custom made for me specifically 😂

[hidden swift]

Iv'e had games that took half a year just to get content, and while I was calm and knew it was coming, others yelled and called it abandoned.

[prime trellis]

Agreed, Alvi. Palia is what I think I’ve been looking for as a way to just unwind and add that socialization (hopefully the healthy kind)

[hidden swift]

what I know about Palia is it should be out between now and 2 1/2 years, and yes, i'd like to get in sooner but, I know that's not up to me, its luck. Game looks gorgeous from what limited material they put out, and I really want this game to succeed, and be the plug that fills that hole in my heart that was ripped out when Fer.al failed.

[remote latch]

🤞

And in the meantime you have cute animal pics to look at

[hidden swift]

those help

[mint steppe]

That was an unfortunate situation, but when one door closes, another opens.

[hidden swift]

Hi Isabe...I mean...Cinna

[wispy meadow]

Cinnabel

[ocean stone]

(Un)fortunately I don't have any news updates about my video chat with my parents or washing my laundry

How are you all?

[wispy meadow]

Dying

Figuratively
Through education
And stress
And a cold

[ocean stone]

Oh no Anakerio!! Hang in there.

[oblique elk]

hi

[woven pumice]

toasty

what do you have for me?

[abstract rover]

toast

[woven pumice]

wanna eat something?

[novel bobcat]

Hi

[woven pumice]

was is das?

[abstract rover]

u

[undone delta]

egg

[ocean stone]

Is a happy little egg-tea cup xD

[ocean stone]

Hi there!

[undone delta]

to you too @remote latch

[ornate ocean]

It's Gudetama, Japan's Lazy Egg

[abstract rover]

HELLO MAYA.

I FOREVER SPEAK IN CAPS LOCK AND I IMAGINE I SOUND LIKE THAT WILL FROM AFAR TEXT TO SPEECH VOICE

[ocean stone]

yayyy I'm glad someone else recognized Gudetama

[steep rose]

Hi o/

[ornate ocean]

I was in Japan for 8 months, would be shameful for me not to 😄

[versed sail]

Where is egg?

[woven pumice]

in a cake

[still zodiac]

I'm in the alpha, but when I signed up I got an error saying something about discord, and now I'm not in the alpha channels, any way for me to get in them?

[woven pumice]

the cake is a lie tho

!alpha

[opal cypress]

Were you invited to play the Alpha for Palia, but did not receive the Alpha Tester role?

Please contact Player Support here:
http://bit.ly/alphalogin

This destination is for folks who have received an invite. If you were not invited, please hang tight! We will be having lots more playtests throughout 2022. :heart:

[spring rivet]

Please reach out to our <@&830218724577378324> team. You can send them a ticket here:

https://singularity6.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/requests/new

Our Support team is available 9am-6pm PT, so please hang tight and they’ll get you set up ASAP.

[still zodiac]

thanks!

[obtuse frost]

Good timezone everyone

[celest maple]

The ff14 community in german is somehow weird

Somehow...like faked happines and if do something wrong they getting all angry, the most thing i hate when i use the "wrong chat"

[abstract rover]

wheeeeeeee

[undone delta]

ah an internet community being weird
nothing new over here officer

[celest maple]

Well palia community i like more

[undone delta]

[raw quarry]

FFXIV has been nice to me consistently so far

[fiery saddle]

I think the Palia community will be better even than the GW2 community

[dull swallow]

Haaai guys

[celest maple]

Palia community will be better then the whole earth, i have that feeling that all people here are cats or similiar ._.

[spring rivet]

I'm ducks

[sick cloak]

GW2 main here. The community is amazing.
Also I need this game rn lol

[fiery saddle]

same

[heavy dew]

Banana mallard

[celest maple]

We all need it rn

[wind ibex]

Looks at the Russia/Ukraine mess. I think you might be right, Palia people are just awesome.

[spring rivet]

release date is in 2 to 3 years
you can also sign up here:
https://palia.com/
however, alpha is already ongoing, so you may sign up for future testing phases

[sick cloak]

I did register 😄
Have fun, everyone in alpha!

[fiery saddle]

I was gonna say that's way too long...but I've been playing 7 Days to Die for the past 8 or so years and it has never left alpha, sooooo

[wind ibex]

Ran wears a cat hat, is Ran a friend of Rin "local housecat"?

[sick cloak]

uhmm.. yes..?

[spring rivet]

[celest maple]

I wanna be friends with ran too!

[wind ibex]

@warm plover More Friends!

[sick cloak]

I want to believe we all are already friends

[spring rivet]

[buoyant heath]

Ran rin run

[warm plover]

Meow meow meow

[wind ibex]

Good evening Rin!

[sick cloak]

Hi Rin!

I don't frequent in this server, so I highly appreciate everyone for being so welcoming.

[spring rivet]

here, take some bananana for extra energy
🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌

[wind ibex]

Potassiyummm

[patent dust]

TIL grimalkin is an actual word

[wind ibex]

Things I miss since becoming diabetic: 🍏 🍌 🍓

[patent dust]

as a diabetic, can we not eat apples bananas and strawberries?!

[buoyant heath]

Everything is an actual word

[wind ibex]

Depends on how they effect your sugars. I used to eat fresh fruit daily, now I can only have small amounts on special occasions.

[buoyant heath]

Sorry, quick update - I meant "everything" is an actual word

[patent dust]

oh dang :c i never knew itd be a problem, i never had an issue

[wind ibex]

Everyone gets hit differently by different foods, plus exercising helps, so I should do that...

[remote latch]

My granddad used to have 1 grape a day !! ... the commitment

[patent dust]

exercise is always good

whenever i start E im gunna have to cut back on the banana intake T.T

[wind ibex]

When I start to exercise, I'm likely going to actually get to have bananas again, why would you need to cut back?

[buoyant heath]

Bananas have a blood feud against Panda.

[patent dust]

Estrogen, it can affect potassium levels and having too much potassium is not a good thing

[buoyant heath]

Is it the potassium? (Edit - caught out by the slow mode)

[spring rivet]

[patent dust]

so just gotta be careful with the potassium intake

[wind ibex]

Potassi-yum

why is potassi-yum bad for you when you exercise, @patent dust ?

[patent dust]

there also may or may not be a link between estrogen and pickle craving 🤔 which i hope not cause i hate pickles lol

[buoyant heath]

Panda isn't talking about exercise

[patent dust]

estrogen :P hormone replacement therapy cause im trans lol

[wind ibex]

Oh.. I missed that message due to being distracted by an angry Cinna.

[patent dust]

ill start...one day...i just have to finally get an appointment T.T things are so backed up

its been 10 years since ive been eligable, just planned parenthood is a bit of a pain to get an appointment at

[celest maple]

I lately got the thing eating everyday peanutbutter bar

[patent dust]

if i tried more consistently it wouldnt be an issue, but i forget easily

i usually only eat once a day, and thats dinner

0-1 times per day

[celest maple]

And pretzels, didnt eating long ago, and in ff14 there was a quest about it and then i wanted one again

[patent dust]

pretzels are too good

[ocean stone]

I also hate pickles. I hope for your sake that if HRT makes you crave pickles, that you actually enjoy them then xD maybe it'll change your sense of taste

[patent dust]

the true plight of trans people: pickles and frequent urination

(hormone blockers tend to cause frequent peeing)

[wind ibex]

Before I was Diabetic, I would eat 3 meals a day, and snack in between meals. Still was considered under-weight. Now I only eat 2 meals a day with a single snack around lunch, and I am 30lbs heavier, and at the low end of "normal" weight.

And am always hungry...

[hidden swift]

pickles in palia?

[wind ibex]

[ocean stone]

If pickles, I pray that they will not come out with technology that allows us to experience their taste and smell in game xD

[wind ibex]

Don't ask if something is in Palia.

[patent dust]

type 1 or 2? my mom has 1, my dad has 2, and i have 2. i was destined it seems lol

[edgy cradle]

peekaboo

[wind ibex]

Type 2

[hidden swift]

I'm just trying to start a hypothetical topic, not trying to go against nda

[patent dust]

whats that? pickles confirmed?!

[buoyant heath]

Is something in Palia?

[patent dust]

pickled eggs?

[ocean stone]

Pickled pickles

[buoyant heath]

Pickled pebbles

[patent dust]

re-pickled pickles

[ocean stone]

DEEP FRIED RE-PICKLED PICKLES

[brittle lance]

How do you re-pickle? xD

[hidden swift]

I mean like I wonder if pickles made it to palia or if they are extinct or something

[patent dust]

pickled oreos

[patent dust]

you just put em back in :v

[ocean stone]

I almost said "now we're talking" and then I did a very necessary double take

[brittle lance]

Well... that was not very complicated 😛

[wind ibex]

Chocolate covered Oreos dipped in peanut butter.

[patent dust]

careful of the pickled oreos, theyre sneaky

[buoyant heath]

Really, you should de-pickle before you attempt to re-pickle, just in case

[brittle lance]

Yeah, we don't want the "jar in a jar" complications!

[ocean stone]

Because you end up with a Jar-Jar?

[wind ibex]

Isn't that how we make Thermoses?

[brittle lance]

Yes... and none likes Jar-jar! 😛

[patent dust]

im curious about the de-pickling process

[wind ibex]

Soak a pickle in water

[hidden swift]

lettuce confirmed

[patent dust]

reth's famous all lettuce vegetable soup!

[ocean stone]

Dawn Powerwash probably

[patent dust]

thats the power of pine sol baby

[buoyant heath]

Yeah, a good soak isn't enough. You really gotta blast it, and then go to town with some steel wool

Once you've completely eradicated the pickle, grab a fresh cucumber and begin re-pickling

[hexed island]

Man I never get into these tests

[celest maple]

Lessgo put the nerv gear on and warp into palia world and eat PICKELS

[hexed island]

Lol

The matrix is palia

[wispy meadow]

Full dive Palia would be so cool but sadly our monkey brains haven't developed the technology yet

[wind ibex]

I think the issue is we are closer to pigs than monkeys.

That is why we can use pig organs for transplants, but not primate organs.

[ocean stone]

MORE TOAST!

[abstract rover]

reject humanity. return to PIGGIES

[hexed island]

Agreed

[ocean stone]

P.S. there are more tests to be expected so stay tuned my toasty brethren - your chance may still await ye!

[hexed island]

Thanks

I’ll be here waiting lol

[ocean stone]

You'll be waiting in good company!

[icy hollow]

i chose to wait since i didnt want ro waste space and not have time.

[hidden swift]

not sure that there are toasters in palia, though there was a refrigerator in the trailer, probably one that doesn't run on electricity.

[ocean stone]

I must gently burn bread or else

[hidden swift]

yep

[undone delta]

wdym

[wind ibex]

Hey Cinna, Remember my story of melting bread trying to make garlic toast?

[hidden swift]

melting bread?

does bread even have a melting point?

[bright forge]

everything does

[undone delta]

yup

[hidden swift]

burning, sure

[ocean stone]

I don't think I could possibly forget!

[undone delta]

with enough determination you can melt anything

[grand reef]

Incorrect. You cannot melt liquids.

As they are already melted.

[bright forge]

because they are melted already?

[undone delta]

Watch me

[ocean stone]

Ah, liquid cat cannot be melt!

[hidden swift]

cats are a non-newtonian fluid

[grand reef]

Also, I don’t think you can melt intellectual constructs like time or gravity.

[bright forge]

yet

[grand reef]

💀

[undone delta]

✨watch me ✨

if i get a rock pet, names it Gravity, and I melt it, what abt now genius

[bright forge]

don't melt pets pls

[ocean stone]

Gravity Melted: Arco's Pet Rock, a story tragic and true

[buoyant heath]

Can you melt Chaos?

(asking for a friend)

[wispy meadow]

Technically we can use monkey too. Any mammal.

[wispy meadow]

SAO reference.

[undone delta]

Oh u mean full on Hyperlink stuff?

[brisk notch]

Well.... we have VR at least... but it looks... meh

[undone delta]

I thought you meant Diving in Palia wouldn’t be possible bc it was too advanced

[wind ibex]

Monkey organs have a very high rejection rate, pig organs have a good chance of getting a tissue type match.

[ocean stone]

[undone delta]

You can melt whatever you propose to

[raw quarry]

Ity'll probably tuirn into charcoal first lol

[wind ibex]

Dadjoke refuses to acknowledge that Chaos is not something, but merely the absence of Order, much like Darkness is merely the absence of Light, and Cold is merely the absence of Heat.

[raw quarry]

Hard disagree

[buoyant heath]

I appreciate the support!

[undone delta]

you could also say order is the absence of chaos

[wind ibex]

Chaos is a form of disorder, there is no such thing as dischaos...

[undone delta]

order is dischaos

[wind ibex]

Note that dischaos isn't a word.

[grand reef]

Well, you can have planned chaos sooooo

[undone delta]

note that words are all made up

[undone delta]

artificial chaos isn’t real chaos

[wind ibex]

So you are saying that chaos is purely imaginary.

[spring rivet]

[undone delta]

no?

[grand reef]

Kids go have fun outside. Planned chaos. Boom.

[undone delta]

is banana imaginary?
it is a word
it is made up
is it imaginary?

[grand reef]

Hunny let’s have kids. Planned chaos. Boom.

[undone delta]

the kids proceed to play chess

[buoyant heath]

the kids discover time travel during a chess match, go back in time and dissuade their parents from meeting

[ocean stone]

The word nerd in me cannot resist: Chaos, the word, is rooted in Greek. The Greek word for order (according to Google) is "Σειρά" (Seirá) (if I have this wrong please correct me). So it doesn't follow the same language rules and language doesn't rule philosophy it just allows us to talk about it. Disorder and order follow the same language rules because they are both originate from Latin.

[wind ibex]

Which causes the parents to fall in love, and they never would have met had the kids not tried to keep them from meeting.

[undone delta]

impossible, then the kids would’ve never gone back in time and would’ve never dissuaded their parents from meeting

[buoyant heath]

Sounds like chaos to me

[viral cape]

what i need to do to play this game ?

[ocean stone]

An alpha test key :3

[buoyant heath]

also probably a computer

[lofty mulch]

and a good one at that

[viral cape]

anyone please can help me to start in this game ?

[undone delta]

fire

[wind ibex]

They want testers on toaster PCs too.

[viral cape]

what do u mean ?

[buoyant heath]

We actually don't have any confirmation of system requirements, but S6 has said that they are trying to keep them low

[raw quarry]

That's me out then ;)

[buoyant heath]

Hi, the game is currently in a closed alpha test. You can sign up at https://palia.com for the possibility of being selected for future tests

[lofty mulch]

keep them low like League's toaster running ability low?

[wind ibex]

I said too, not only.

[surreal crest]

ITS TIME TO GO HOME

[viral cape]

so, when it'll be the Grand Opening?

[buoyant heath]

Don't know yet, but probably 2-3 years

[viral cape]

o.O''

ok c u there... xD bb

[raw quarry]

Wrong channel? Wew, be careful bud.

[buoyant heath]

What do you mean? I saw NOTHING

[undone delta]

[raw quarry]

I saw everything. The future and the past. I saw Miss Meghans secret ingredient to her cinnamon oatmeal

[ocean stone]

What I would give for a mini computer that was housed in a toaster

[spring rivet]

[wind ibex]

I can spec one out for you. There may even be one out there that uses the heat from the PC to actually toast the toast.

[undone delta]

KFC console flashbacks

[ocean stone]

This is exactly what I had in mind when I mentioned and actual toaster PC ahaha

[raw quarry]

Wasn't the new RTX 4k series supposed to draw like, 400+ watts? Or is that outdated info? I haven't checked up on GPU stuff in a while because modern GPUs don't exist obviously.

[ocean stone]

After you melted bread, Oddball, I won't lie and say I'd have concerns about the proposed specs xD

[undone delta]

you could always get a regular pc, overheat it, and throw a raw toast in there

[ocean stone]

is a raw toast just bread?

[buoyant heath]

I know what I'm getting you for your birthday now

[undone delta]

correct

[wind ibex]

I had a PC back in the early 2000's that ran so hot I was melting parts of the case and I had 6 video cards replaced under warranty.

[ocean stone]

[raw quarry]

flour?

[ocean stone]

OH SNAP the earliest origins, or wait, do we need to go back further?!

[undone delta]

is just a few protons and electrons

[spring rivet]

[ocean stone]

Duck, is there such a thing that creates bananana energy, or does it exist naturally in its raw bananana form?

[vivid hedge]

[buoyant heath]

A blender is able to extract it

[spring rivet]

you just have to **quack **while eating bananana, and take note, bananana is different from just a banana ok

[vocal bluff]

Hello all 🙂

[raw quarry]

Hellooo

[celest maple]

Kfc <3

[fiery saddle]

o hai!

[sonic dew]

I want to test this game out, how do i get in?

[spring rivet]

release date is in 2 to 3 years
you can also sign up here:
https://palia.com/
however, alpha is already ongoing, so you may sign up for future testing phases

[sonic dew]

WoW that far away, might be busy playing other games by then, i thought this game was 70% done so far

[wind ibex]

MMO's take a long time to develop.

[sonic dew]

This is true, but this aint a real MMO, stripped version really

[runic jasper]

Yet again, no invite.

[sonic dew]

Looks like a ton of fun, but its not a full scale mmo

[wind ibex]

This is a real MMO, it just isn't combat centric.

[sonic dew]

I see i see

[buoyant heath]

[hidden swift]

^this, I don't know how it could be "not a real MMO"

[raw quarry]

No true Scotsmmo

[whole igloo]

Just because it's not done yet doesn't mean it's not an MMO. Weird.

[celest maple]

hello when will palia launch

[spring rivet]

2 to 3 years

you can also sign up here:
https://palia.com/
however, alpha is already ongoing, so you may sign up for future testing phases

[celest maple]

thats sooooo sad

[hidden swift]

Rome wasn't built in a day, neither are MMO's

[buoyant heath]

I like this

[tardy dagger]

Wait what..

Wave 2 of alpha invites..? Did I miss something?

[placid mountain]

yeah the invites

[wind ibex]

Looks like. #📢│palia-news message

[hidden swift]

yes, wave 2 of invites just ended not long ago

[tardy dagger]

Oh well, no luck 😔

[hidden swift]

its ok...plenty of us also didnt get in, there's hopefully better luck in wave 3

[spring rivet]

last chance is to check the spam/promotions folder, otherwise we still have test phases in the future!

[peak escarp]

Good morning Palians! I hope you’re all having a lovely day and continue to do so!

[bright forge]

Don't lose hope guys

[strong plover]

cant lose what you never had

[wind ibex]

tHAT MEANS i NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LOSING MY MIND!

[wraith swift]

The chat has all but dried up in the main 'Palia' chat but I guess that is expected as everyone can just pop in get some quick news and leave... until there is new events or buzzing of of something to come soon.
I'm so excited about Palia that I haven't disconnected from my discord from the day I signed up on the website.

[strong plover]

scrolls a bit doesent look dried up.

[merry gale]

awe i didnt get the invite this time 😦

[past terrace]

Yeah it's hard to talk about a game that there just isn't that much info about. Plus a lot of people ended up getting into the Alpha and may be hanging out in the alpha chats as well, so less active here. It's always buzzing when invites go out then slows down some

[wind ibex]

🥭 ➡️ 🍌 ❓

[misty lantern]

Oh what were the invites to?

[merry gale]

alpha

[misty lantern]

Ohh, yeah I don't have a new enough device to get into alpha anyways 😢

[merry gale]

i do but i wasnt one of the lucky ones

[hidden swift]

me either

[wind ibex]

Alphas always benefit from having a large range of PC specs to test on. So sign up regardless of what your PC specs are.

[misty lantern]

Oh! That's super cool, I'll have to try next time then

[wind ibex]

When you sign up, you are eligible to be selected for any future tests, you do not need to resubmit.

Meaning, if you sign up now, you are putting your name in for any tests Palia has until release.

[buoyant heath]

What about tests after Palia has released?

[wind ibex]

Unknown if Palia will use a PTR system after release or not.

[wraith swift]

I don't see the system requirements anywhere.
The main signup page has a five line faq and nothing about system hardware or software expectations.

[misty lantern]

Oh I mean like my computer is super old and has a lot of viruses

So it can't take games like minecraft and ect

[abstract rover]

I think they dont want to list any specs requirement yet, as they dont know how demanding it will be at launch

oh nvm ok duck lmfao

[buoyant heath]

They haven't announced any OH HI DUCK

[rapid compass]

hi everyone! Is there any chance to get in Alpha play test now?

[mighty moss]

Hiiiii

[spring rivet]

you can sign up here:
https://palia.com/
however, alpha is already ongoing, so you may sign up for future testing phases

[mighty moss]

I think they send out invites if you sign up to do it

[knotty lance]

Why don't you love your computer? Take care of your baby!

[undone delta]

too late for this wave, sign up for the next one

[rapid compass]

I already signed up about 1 year ago, but they haven't sent any mail so far. I will try again now. Maybe one hope I can join Alpha. @spring rivet@mighty moss

[misty lantern]

I would but it hates me! The battery is fried it tortures me 😭

[buoyant heath]

Why...why did you tag britney spears?

[knotty lance]

Replace the battery! One of the few parts you can get pretty cheap these days!

[wind ibex]

My computer is my life blood, I take care of it as if anything happens to it, I am unable to work, or play.

[misty lantern]

Ooo, my familys kinda tight on money so I can bare with the computer like that for noww

[knotty lance]

I just replaced my laptop battery for £20

[viral roost]

Hello world

[spring rivet]

you can also check your spam/junk/promotions folder email, otherwise good luck on next testing phases!

[misty lantern]

Ohh wow, nice!

[knotty lance]

Purrs like a kitten!

[misty lantern]

What kinda of laptop/pc do you have?

[wind ibex]

Custom built by me.

I have a Ryzen 5 5600x, 64GB RAM, and a Geforce RTX 2070. Running with 3 screens and have a Rift S hooked up.

[misty lantern]

Holy crap

Wow that sounds like a good pc, and a rift wow

[wind ibex]

As I said, I use my computer for both work and play. So it needs to be able to keep up.

Just like a craftsman ensures he has good tools, I make sure I have a good PC

[knotty lance]

My desktop is custom built

[misty lantern]

Ohh so he was serious? Sorry I though he was joking lol

[drowsy nest]

I can't get in to my account, and can't find any alpha channels to ask in

Already did the password reset, but it's telling me login failed - check input?

[spring rivet]

Please reach out to our <@&830218724577378324> team. You can send them a ticket here:

https://singularity6.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/requests/new

Our Support team is available 9am-6pm PT, so please hang tight and they’ll get you set up ASAP.

[drowsy nest]

Thank you!

[wind ibex]

Looks like you still only have the Pre-Alpha role, but not the Alpha role.

[hidden swift]

I wish I had it

[undone delta]

there is a bug where people aren’t able to get their alpha roles for some reason

[wind ibex]

There might be some steps you need to take to get the updated permissions.

[hidden swift]

but will probably have to wait next wave

[drowsy nest]

Yeah - just gonna submit the ticket and see what happens next 😄 Thanks for all the help guys! ❤️

[wind ibex]

So as Duckie said, talk to the support team.

[undone delta]

I just realized Banana isn’t Banana, it’s Bananana, I’ve been deceived

[wraith swift]

• raises hand * I'm willing to test the roles, just give me access and you can run all the tests you want 😄

[wind ibex]

[remote latch]

[undone delta]

I was just abt to say that you haven’t been around as normal

[remote latch]

shopping delivery today .. so had some downstairs time rofl

I've been hopping in and out though

[raw quarry]

You get anything interesting Xrystal?

[remote latch]

rofl no .. just the regular weekly delivery .. 5 people here so at least one delivery a week

[raw quarry]

5? Wtf?

[remote latch]

Yep, parents and brothers

[raw quarry]

Bet you don't get bored there then. I've lived alone for about 5 years now.

[remote latch]

We keep to ourselves most of the time doing our own thing rofl .. but yeah, I wouldn't be able to live totally alone . would have lots of pets probably to talk to

[undone delta]

do you have any as of now?

[remote latch]

We recently ( last 2 years ) lost our last 2 cats .. but we have the local squirrels

[undone delta]

oh, that’s horrible i’m sorry :(
squirrels are miniature chapaas remember that

[remote latch]

rofl .. they have great personalities though .. last years kits were females it seems .. still hanging around .. one of them doesn't just grabs the walnuts out of our hand but swats them out of our hand rofl

[undone delta]

they sound so lovely!

[remote latch]

This is their mother or grandmother - #🐾│pet-pics message

[undone delta]

haha She looks mad make sure to give her the correct nuts

[remote latch]

Her mother was the one that knocked at our door begging for food about 7 years ago now

And this is a picture of our last 2 cats when they were kittens - #🐾│pet-pics message

[undone delta]

awww they were beautiful!

[remote latch]

And this is them a number of years back .. along with the squirrel in our back garden - #🐾│pet-pics message

[raw quarry]

OMG Skrirrel cyooooot

[undone delta]

haha why did y’all named the squirrel manic melvin?

[mild vault]

Did you get an email from palia?

[wind ibex]

I befriended a wild ground squirrel in my back yard growing up, I called him crackers, because his favorite food was Saltine Crackers. No one believed me until one day my mom was wondering where I was and saw me sitting on the porch with a squirrel on my shoulder as we both ate some saltines.

[remote latch]

several did for second wave of alpha invites.. the last invites for this wave were sent out yesterday. if you have an email it should be coming from [e-mail].

[remote latch]

rofl - The first squirrel we just called mama as she didn't have any personality at that time, mini mama was the same with no noticeable mannerisms, then we have bouncealot who jumps up the bottlebrush tree when coming to the door and flicktail who flicks her tail if you take too long to give her a walnut. The latest lot we're still identifying to think up names for them rofl.

[winter bolt]

hello everyone

[undone delta]

omg the sounds so lovely, and the name bouncealot is so creative too

[hidden swift]

I should name my next paladin I make for D&D Bouncealot

[wind ibex]

Sounds more like a name for a monk.

[hidden swift]

yea, you are right

[wind ibex]

To paraphrase Mr. Mercer, "Dope Monk....stuff"

[foggy gull]

any release date yet plz? cant w8 to try

[spring rivet]

2 to 3 years

[spring rivet]

you can also sign up here:
https://palia.com/
however, alpha is already ongoing, so you may sign up for future testing phases

[foggy gull]

ty

i did already sign up but not one of the lucky ones to get in. lol

[spring rivet]

please check your spam/promotions/junk folder in email, otherwise good luck on next testing phases!

[foggy gull]

lol ty

[main scarab]

hey

[buoyant heath]

Hi

[main scarab]

how are u

[raw quarry]

Xrystal should change her welcome message to a ''check the spam folder'' message xD

[buoyant heath]

I'm really wonderful. How about you?

[echo helm]

I think the dev team made a mistake... I didn't get a key yet...

[spring rivet]

please check your spam/promotions/junk folder in email, otherwise good luck on next testing phases!

[echo helm]

jajajjajaja, you are just scared of my power to find bugs in testing phases...

I shall come back

And I will find a bug no matter how hard you try

I'll even find bugs in the finished version of the game!

[vivid hedge]

Did they stop sending the invites?

[undone delta]

yup

[knotty lance]

There's a lotta toast up in here.

[vivid hedge]

F

[undone delta]

they’re all meltable

[ocean stone]

[vivid hedge]

I knew I wasn't going to receive it, but I think it wouldn't hurt to try

[fallen summit]

there will be more tests in the near future, so there's always hope for next time

[vivid hedge]

maybe

[remote latch]

🤞 🍀

[undone delta]

if they just showed me more gifs i don’t mind not being invited

[remote latch]

you mean screen shots / concept art ?

[fallen summit]

I guess there will probably be more game related reveals, now that alpha started and slowly all the work with invites will calm down a bit

[undone delta]

concept arts too I want to see how their ideas evolved like the one abt the glider in the official art channel

[vivid hedge]

see you guys, good luck

[undone delta]

doesn’t need to be gameplay i wanna see GIFS like the fireplace one ahhh so cozy

[remote latch]

yeah I was hoping for some more imagery now but when they sprung the 2nd wave I thought nope .. guess a bit more time yet .. the number of emails I am sure Amelia has to wade through rofl

[undone delta]

i imagine is hard work with being her alone and this game is very anticipated

[remote latch]

Yeah, she has a community team but being manager means she still has plenty of stuff even delegating some of it rofl

[somber crag]

IS EVERYONE BEHAVING IN HERE? 👁️ 👄 👁️

[undone delta]

No

[wind ibex]

[somber crag]

The audacity of you two... I cannot believe...

[undone delta]

believe then, it ain’t hard

[spring rivet]

[wind ibex]

I didn't say I was misbehaving, I just said that not everyone was behaving.

[fallen summit]

I see Ducky coming to restore the order, or not

[remote latch]

[somber crag]

Alright, Odd-Ball... okay... mister smart mouth over here, I see you.

[wind ibex]

Is it Ducky or Duckie?

[undone delta]

Bananana

[spring rivet]

either

or just Ducks

[remote latch]

BANANANANANANANANANA Duck

[somber crag]

It's Mango. 🥭

[undone delta]

🍐 pear

[somber crag]

LOL, we just start naming fruit.

[echo helm]

duck onesie?

[wind ibex]

Oh, I have been wanting to ask once more. Kitsuu Plushy when?

[knotty lance]

I support the plushie idea.

[wind ibex]

[knotty lance]

Take my money Palia!

[wind ibex]

I would love to set Kitsuu and Chapaa plushies on my desk next to the fox and dragon plushies there already.

[knotty lance]

I also want a chapaa hoodie.

[hidden swift]

I like plushies

[undone delta]

throws money at s6 office windows PLUSHIES, WHEN

[wind ibex]

Might want to pick that up, the offices are empty as they work from home

[undone delta]

i would throw it at their homes but that would actually be too creepy

[wind ibex]

Creepy =/= Cozy

[undone delta]

≠?

[wind ibex]

Alt code for that?

[undone delta]

8800

[ocean stone]

k the alt code but I can suggest an alternative of copy + v of a source material

[undone delta]

I just did it on my phone tho, i forgot for a moment that most people use discord on their pc’s

[quick drum]

Where can you sign up for potential alpha testing?

[undone delta]

palia.com

[quick drum]

Thank youu

[celest maple]

I

wanna

play

Palia

dammed Arco..... xD

[undone delta]

shhhh, is fixed

[livid rock]

Still no email, I'm crying!

[shrewd ingot]

Same....

[livid rock]

I shared a bunny pick :?

[undone delta]

they stopped sending invitations btw

[vocal panther]

sadness....

[remote latch]

there will be more this year 🙂 🤞

[knotty lance]

I'd rather stay and get to know everyone but that's just my take.

[livid rock]

I'm just frustrated I love this game!
I'm super impatient
I'm staying ignore me pls

I'm going to need alot of friends. This is going to be hard for me lolol

[wispy meadow]

....
Can I just please get isekaid into Palia? I don't wanna do education anymore

[knotty lance]

Just take a breath. It'll be okay. They had over 100k sign up just for the phase before this one and now the word is getting out.

Who even knows how many are knocking on the door now?

[livid rock]

I like that palia was made by enthusiasts from named games that were REALLY big. And successful

[knotty lance]

fr fr these seem like vets who have seen the worst and best of some other big games.

[livid rock]

I know I know I just I signed up last year literally after the last year's alpha and hoped I could get in a year later here I am . But it's OK I can display patience!

Or try to

I can't way to fish cook and stuff

[knotty lance]

Yeah I find that sort of thing really soothing in other games. I like to just take a day and go sit by the water catching fish.

[livid rock]

Yea I really like doing that it's so calming

[knotty lance]

I'm all for being social but sometimes it's just about what makes me happy.

[livid rock]

Like, gathering a few herbs and then sitting and fishing and cooking for some friends that be so awesome

Maybe tame a few squirrel that gather me nuts for a nice fruit dish

[knotty lance]

I love to cook, so I'm looking forward to seeing how they handle it. I hope you get to use herbs and spices and things.

[undone delta]

me stressfully decorating my home so that it looks both natural but not with too much disorder but also not too perfect yea yea, fishing, cooking, yea yea

[livid rock]

Oh oh yeah I've been so waiting to farm a little like how will I get like good soil to improve yield from my crops

[knotty lance]

I hope they have lots of recipes. I want soul food!

[livid rock]

And then the seeds. So I will go forage and find some tomatoes seeds and lettuce seeds and wheat for bread

[undone delta]

soul food?

[wind ibex]

This chat is my soul food.

[knotty lance]

😵

[livid rock]

Maybe raise a cow or two get some manuer milk make it into butter

[knotty lance]

Mate...

[livid rock]

Plant some wheat get straw hay and feed cows

[undone delta]

oh you mean like "food for the soul"?

[livid rock]

Maybe some pig for a slaughter how I know it's barbaric but at least we have meat

[knotty lance]

Proper soul food! Biscuits & gravy! Greens! Blackened catfish! Fried chicken! Grits! Oof now I'm hungry!

[livid rock]

Oh yes yes we need lots of seeds we gotta feed chickens

[undone delta]

ok i don't think i know what "soul food" is yet

[buoyant heath]

How do you serve your grits?

[wind ibex]

That all sounds soo tasty, and I'm always hungry. But I'm diabetic, so I can't eat some of that.

[knotty lance]

Just a fat pat on top

[runic eagle]

Mmm yes! Some collard greens with ham hocks and corn bread on the side

[wind ibex]

What is a "fat pat"?

[buoyant heath]

It's a regional classification of Southern home cooking

[livid rock]

And what kinda tools do I need definitely a sickle.... maybe a hoe .. uhm I need a bucket so I gotta chop wood and I need a well to get water

[knotty lance]

You know!

[undone delta]

ok yea i just read what it is and Now i'm goddam hungry lol

[buoyant heath]

corn bread is an absolute must

[knotty lance]

A chunk of butter

[wind ibex]

Okay, I'm making Lazy Daisies for dinner tonight.

[buoyant heath]

Oh, and fried green tomatoes

[runic eagle]

Absolutely yes!

[livid rock]

So plant corn wheat sugar cane water milk cows crops to feed cows a well woodshed are sickle fishing pole yea

[buoyant heath]

I treated @ocean stone to her first fried green tomatoes

[livid rock]

I have so much I need to do but I CANT get into palia and actually do it so..... here is my dilemma!:.....[

[wind ibex]

For those who wonder. Here is a picture of Lazy Daisies. #🍜│food-and-noms message

[knotty lance]

We can talk about what we want. Seems like they keep an eye on us so we might inspire them!

[livid rock]

I hope I'm inspiring I really want to be inspiring

I'm inspire better when I take a peice of art and turn it into a master piece by using my imagination!

Game is going to be so friendly I will be teaching my daughter how to play mmos

Oh oh wait what about land claims

[undone delta]

housing will be instanced

[livid rock]

Will the land be so big palia the country that is... that we can claim land

How do you know housing is instanced? I hope not

[undone delta]

pretty sure they said it

[livid rock]

What if you want to build a farm.

[undone delta]

@remote latch can confirm if im wrong, are you around?

[livid rock]

Don't confirm pls

Lol, I don't want to know until I get to play! Lololol

[undone delta]

itll be all in 1 instance if i remember correctly, i mean im pretty sure thats what they said maybe im wrong but idk lol

[livid rock]

Herbs omg herbs please let their be herbs like potions

[undone delta]

you have #game-suggestions if you want to read community suggestions and get inspired by them too

[runic eagle]

Here is the link to the Unofficial FAQ page. You can look at the Land/Housing section there.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ECHPsDvyC0KP6ldYRaeFtmR0mhwBVGckWEPcH_zNc7E/edit#heading=h.6iquo1ji62gr

[undone delta]

@livid rock do you want the exact quote or u still want it to be a mystery?

[livid rock]

Mystery lol pls no no

[undone delta]

lol alright

[livid rock]

Lol

Pls tell me the world keeps going and going and going

[undone delta]

wdym

[livid rock]

Like endless like I can walk forward and never run into an invisible wall or a rock face stopping me from moving forward

[undone delta]

no im pretty sure it isnt

have you ever played an MMO with an infinite world???

[livid rock]

That's why palia is a game changer they will make it endless content

[buoyant heath]

That's not really what they are aiming for

[undone delta]

future updates sure, Endless world? hell no that wont be good

[livid rock]

Story for years to come......

[undone delta]

yes if you mean content then yes

if you mean an infinite world, no

[livid rock]

How much content fits into a 4 by 4 square?

[wind ibex]

The only way to do an endless world is procedural generation, which tends to lack depth. They have said they are going for more of a curated world.

[undone delta]

the fact the the game world wont be endless doesnt mean you cant have endless content

there is not an infinite stardew valley world yet you can build and plant infinitely

[livid rock]

You can add to curated.

[heavy dew]

Of course, but doesn't mean it's like minecraft where you can run indefinitely in 1 direction ^^

[placid mountain]

even on PC there is an end, its just like 4 times the size of our world, i cant recall if it wraps however

[wind ibex]

There is a lot more range than 2 choices of the size of my apartment, or the size of the universe.

[heavy dew]

There's also the option of taking the approach Raft has, where you go in a straight line and end up where you started, but i'm not sure what that world building is called? And I don't think it's a fit for an MMO

[wind ibex]

Minecraft doesn't wrap, that point is just when you reach the endlands, where terrain generation goes wonky due to floating point errors.

[placid mountain]

it can be if its large enough, see comment about Minecraft above

[placid mountain]

couldnt recall, either way it does have an end its just a huge floating point

[heavy dew]

Yeah but for an MMO some poor server has to hold it all xD

And load all chunks for each player individually and simultaneously

[livid rock]

They said no invisible walls... curated world.... the video had the camera pointed into the endless distance a beautiful rise...
What am I to expect I don't know.

[undone delta]

i dont think you mean what we mean when we see endless world

[placid mountain]

yeah not sure if procedure or hand crafted would be better at that point. because procedure would have to load from algorithm (then cache changes), while hand crafted would be from disk i assume

[livid rock]

Hand crafted surely

Handcrafted=curated

[wind ibex]

The closest to procedurally generated MMOs I can think of are No Man's Sky and Elite Dangerous. While those give you an entire galaxy to explore, the individual planets lack depth.

[placid mountain]

yeah...there are a million tricks they can do to avoid invisible walls, but not quite endless for ever, computation has hard limits afterall

[placid mountain]

agreed

[heavy dew]

It's always a trade-off

[livid rock]

Wait...

While a number line is endless it has depth right?

And it has limitations ie rational and irrational.... so computationally speaking it's what ever we say it is yes?

[undone delta]

.

[placid mountain]

not for traditional computing, quatum yes, bit computing no

[heavy dew]

My smart fridge runs on quantum

[wind ibex]

Think of it this way. A game's content is a fixed volume of water, the bigger box you put it in, the less depth the water has.

[livid rock]

I wish I had a quantum smart fridge. That better than

[wind ibex]

At a certain point you can't cover the whole area with water, and you just have a few puddles of water in a large dry area.

[livid rock]

So then is imagination irrational?

Nope imagination has both rational and irrational aspects.

[placid mountain]

yes, there are plenty of things taht are irrational, at this point we are clearly being trolled in a logic puzzle

[wind ibex]

Imagination is not limited to the same constraints as creating an MMO.

[livid rock]

No no it's not trolling I'm thinking about how much creativity I can have inside palia imagine the endless possibilities

Clearly we must have limits but what limits....

I can't wait to find out!

[wind ibex]

The limits you seek clarification on are behind a NDA.

[livid rock]

It's exciting.... yet impatience is like punching me in the gutt

[placid mountain]

for example, i love star citizen, but the scope as envisioned in 2012 was irrational, they have literally had to build things that couldn't have been computationally possible 10 years ago. That being said, S6 doesn't have a half a billion dollar budget to throw at this game

[livid rock]

Exactly... It's the scope of the adventure not the project that is intriguing I can't wait to play.

[worthy rose]

hello I am new here

[wind ibex]

Greetings Nish, The Everchanging One.

[worthy rose]

hallo mr ball

[livid rock]

Think of a box 1 by 1 space.
But is there a finite amount of rational expressions between 0 and 1
What are those and how can we express it visually.

Ok sorry I'm done lol

[undone delta]

.

[buoyant heath]

The endless period

[wind ibex]

[remote latch]

... --- ...

[heavy dew]

Hey I know this one!

[buoyant heath]

Hi ... --- ... I'm Dad

[heavy dew]

You know growing up I was taught EVERYONE needed to know that, thinking it was like this prominent adult thing you had to do eventually

Same with how I was taught I ended up thinking quicksand was much more common

Those damn cartoons

[wind ibex]

I wasn't raised thinking quicksand was common, but I was raised to beware of flash flooding.

[remote latch]

like you never know when you will be trapped in an underground area with no way out but pipes that go upstairs where people will hear and totally understand the message ..

[heavy dew]

I mean fair xD but I'm a paranoid control freak that never goes out of his comfort zone, the moment I end up in an underground area, I've been kidnapped ok then I might still need it nvm

[wind ibex]

I leave my comfort zone every time I get out of bed.

[buoyant heath]

I don't tend to get out of my house as much as I'd like but I live for being someplace new

Apparently I'm a Youtuber now, so that's scary and fun

[remote latch]

very scary being a youtuber :shudders:

[heavy dew]

I like new, if I have weeks to prepare for said event

[ocean stone]

Blink and @buoyant heath will be a v-tuber in no time

[buoyant heath]

A toast-tuber

[ocean stone]

Hi New Here

[ocean stone]

They were very scrumptious but Calvin may have been the real treat after all

[buoyant heath]

Palia: Calvin Lovers Edition

[remote latch]

For the lurkers out there and any newcomers. Welcome to Palia : Ormuu's Horn Inn. Pull up a chair and let Ashura regale you with all sorts of stories about Palia : The Game. He'll tell you about the #❔│game-faqs (links to the pinned community created documents are here too ), and the #❓│old-team-answers-alpha and the wonderful views in #🌠│official-art. If you're still around by then, maybe he will #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha about the blogs accessible from #📢│palia-news. In due time you will get to experience the sights of Palia : The Game yourself so make sure you sign up and fill out the survey ( and during an invite cycle - check spam and promotion email folders ) and until then, welcome and we hope you enjoy your stay with us.

[kindred radish]

Hello yall I have a question and I don't know if this is the right place for it. Its about the Alpha

[tulip skiff]

!alpha

[opal cypress]

Were you invited to play the Alpha for Palia, but did not receive the Alpha Tester role?

Please contact Player Support here:
http://bit.ly/alphalogin

This destination is for folks who have received an invite. If you were not invited, please hang tight! We will be having lots more playtests throughout 2022. :heart:

[buoyant heath]

I keep forgetting about our pal PaliaBot

You're a good egg, @opal cypress

[wispy meadow]

Wait....
Paliabot????

I always thought the only bot here was Xrystal 😅

[ocean stone]

We got an upgrade!!!

[storm sorrel]

I hope I get a alpha email.

[hidden swift]

same

just have to wait and hope the luck deity's decide to actually be useful

[remote latch]

Well you know how I am best buddies with Einar ?……..

[wispy meadow]

Ahhhh right

[ocean stone]

Have you tried lucky socks!

[hidden swift]

I have not

[brisk depot]

Really hoping S6 gets this working on the Steam Deck for release. Partly so that I can play it on my own Steam Deck (After Q2 😭 ). Also partly so I can play it on my Linux gaming setup.

[rotund berry]

hello, i want to check if i am signed up for the alpha emails, does anyone know how? also what is the alpha email @ so ican check my inbox

[remote latch]

The alpha invite email will be from [e-mail].

[tulip skiff]

email should be coming from [e-mail]

[remote latch]

As to whether you signed up or not - do you remember filling in a small questionnaire ?

[rotund berry]

tyvm. my memory is so bad. i think i filled int he questionnaire and i think thats what led me to the discord but I'm not sure anymore >.<

[remote latch]

hmm well the questionnaire comes after signing up - so you should be fine

[rotund berry]

ok 🙂 then i will wait and hope. ty

[celest maple]

hello how to register for alpha?

[ocean stone]

Hi pal! You can sign up here: https://palia.com/#sign-up

[undone delta]

although you won't make it for the Alpha now, you will have to wait for future testing waves

[flint igloo]

Heyo Palia!

[livid rock]

welp i signed up like last summer, so i just signed up again hopefully i will get in soon

[plain cypress]

I signed up Day 1. I haven't gotten a chance at alpha yet either, but lots of ppl signed up. I don't think signing up multiple times will do much. Just gotta be patient.

[remote latch]

you only need to sign up once, but not a problem if you sign up twice ... just in case 🙂

We just finished wave 2 of invites, when wave 3 will be we won't know until they announce it .. so watch out for #📢│palia-news posts in that regards. But there will be more this year so 🤞

[stone tulip]

I'm wondering, if I signed up with an email, then wanted to update things and reapply but didn't remember what email I used. If I used a different email without meaning to will I get in trouble? I haven't done anything yet because of this

[patent dust]

all applications would be lumped together as if it was 1

as far as i understand, they have something in place for that

[stone tulip]

But it's two different emails

Like "Yada yada@ something.com"
and "lada lada@ something.com"

I used one of them and have no idea which one. I don't think it clumps two seperate accounts

[patent dust]

they do

you can apply with 50 emails, it wouldnt matter

[undone delta]

ig it takes in consideration the ip for that

[patent dust]

thats my guess, but im not sure. they wont tell me :v

theyve said theres systems to prevent people abusing the signup, so yeah, wouldnt worry about it

[stone tulip]

So I can apply with two seperate accounts and they'll be able to tell its the same person?

[patent dust]

yeah

[undone delta]

yup

[patent dust]

also doesnt the survey for signup ask for your discord ID?

[stone tulip]

I can't remember, XD

[frigid yew]

I think the pre-alpha one asked, but not alpha.

[patent dust]

its all the same signup

[undone delta]

i dont think so

[patent dust]

since the start, its only been the one signupp/survey

[stone tulip]

Ok, thank you so much for letting me know. I was scared I was gonna get banned or something, XD

[undone delta]

it doesnt i just checked

[torpid solar]

i just took it, it didn't ask for my discord

[patent dust]

oh huh..i swear there was a survey at some point asking for discord ID..

[frigid yew]

oh, I probably dreamed it lol. My days and dreams all run together sometimes.

[undone delta]

the recent one to submit questions abt monetizations asked for it

[woven pumice]

Lego: Palia

[stone tulip]

I'm gonna go do things 👋

[woven pumice]

things are very important

[patent dust]

ah i never did that one

[woven pumice]

you should definitely try

[patent dust]

i dont have any questions about it :P

[stone tulip]

Indeed, especially making sure that the sad laptop I originally put when I signed up has been replaced by a gaming laptop in the information

[woven pumice]

your mace is watching me!

[patent dust]

its a hammer :v lol its from monster hunter

[livid rock]

i feel so lost no invite to palia in any of my folders i ve checked them all im SO lost

[woven pumice]

thought that hammer with spikes is a mace. thin line it is

[patent dust]

yeah their icons are a little weird

[woven pumice]

you'd get it eventually. and I will not. so cheer up.

[livid rock]

like i know its in my email but i cant find it

[woven pumice]

a private eye we need

[remote latch]

The second survey for pre-alpha asked for discord id .. but that wasn't needed for future tests - I checked when Alpha coming in 2022 was first mentioned 🙂

[patent dust]

AH right i forgot about the 2nd survey lol

[woven pumice]

and if you want to drive something in Palia, you need to send copy of driving license first.

[remote latch]

*whispers sssh .. you're not supposed to know that

[livid rock]

hey i was told to send them pet picks this morning that was definetly not the way into the game

[woven pumice]

if no one knows you're a tester, you are not

[livid rock]

cuz i posted MAD bunny picks

[woven pumice]

it could have been worse

[remote latch]

but did the email selector see them ?

[livid rock]

:[... omg i messed up so bad

[remote latch]

how long have you been on the server Kapcon?

[woven pumice]

since childhood

[remote latch]

hahahahaha

[stone tulip]

I am back

[livid rock]

well i think the day i filled out the questionair... the directions said to get involved

[stone tulip]

Back again...

[livid rock]

but i been all day today and i been searching my emails i cant find an invite anywhere

[woven pumice]

you're fast

[stone tulip]

The survey was not as detailed as I remember it being....

[livid rock]

uhm i thought at least since last summer or so yea that sounds right i cant be sure though

[woven pumice]

hope that summer wasn't actually last

[remote latch]

Ah so about August .. based on your earliest post - so you've likely looked at the pictures in #🌠│official-art at least 10 times and read the #❓│old-team-answers-alpha about 20 times rofl .. considered joining in the #🎨│old-palia-fan-art challenges to take some of the waiting time away ?

[remote latch]

I know what ....

[livid rock]

thats right probably august yea

yea i did alot of research and palia is what i want to teach my daughter how to play she likes bunnys

[stone tulip]

Same here, I didn't start talking in here until September tho

[woven pumice]

they're watching you!

[vast prism]

🤫

[stone tulip]

You know that 80's song....

somebody's watching me~

[livid rock]

i love you guys! :] make me laugh! teehee

[remote latch]

Well we are the comic relief ...

[livid rock]

welp imma go get lost #🎨│artistry ❤️ peace ill be thinkin about yall

[stone tulip]

That or a bit insane but I play it off well

[woven pumice]

we love comics

[stone tulip]

What about comics?

[woven pumice]

comics is when there are a lot of comic you know

[undone delta]

isnt comics those things you read?

[woven pumice]

you read comic as well

[remote latch]

Or a group of funny people .. gaggle of geese, flock of sheep, comics of comedians

[woven pumice]

magic people! funny people! (c) Prodigy

[undone delta]

isnt that a bunch of clowns?

[stone tulip]

I read Japanese comics, where everything is backwards and it's great

[woven pumice]

like it's a bad thing

[remote latch]

clowns, comedians .. aren't they the same One wears makeup and the other doesn't 🙂

[woven pumice]

they are not comics! it's manga! duh!

[stone tulip]

That's how I describe manga to people who have no idea what manga is, Japanese comics

[woven pumice]

are we wearing makeup?

[remote latch]

nope so we're the bunch of comedians

[peak escarp]

Makes sense!

[woven pumice]

sounds sensual

[stone tulip]

Indeed

[remote latch]

For the lurkers out there and any newcomers. Welcome to Palia : Ormuu's Horn Inn. Pull up a chair and let Ashura regale you with all sorts of stories about Palia : The Game. He'll tell you about the #❔│game-faqs (links to the pinned community created documents are here too ), and the #❓│old-team-answers-alpha and the wonderful views in #🌠│official-art. If you're still around by then, maybe he will #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha about the blogs accessible from #📢│palia-news. In due time you will get to experience the sights of Palia : The Game yourself so make sure you sign up and fill out the survey and until then, welcome and we hope you enjoy your stay with us.

well .. time for me to get some shut eye

[woven pumice]

sweet dreams

[stone tulip]

Have a good night!

[woven pumice]

giggling chappa

[peak escarp]

Goodnight, take care!

[remote latch]

thatsame 🙂

[undone delta]

nighty

[woven pumice]

timezoney!

[livid rock]

trying to find out how to stay "in the know"!

been kinda fast readingthrough things trying to understand "dev" mind 😛

[woven pumice]

so

[maiden canopy]

Looks like I missed wave 2 of invites aswell

sad face

maybe wave 3

[cunning mural]

dayy 46

the wait continues

[cunning mural]

just realized that the palia server icon's animated

its actually raining

[clear atlas]

I'm so sad I haven't been chosen for alpha testing haha

[mellow trellis]

Howdy everyone

[celest maple]

Hey

[peak escarp]

It's so beautiful!

[misty lantern]

Can someone help me pick out jumping stilts 🙁

[warm jewel]

all i see is your discord

[scarlet chasm]

2nd wave and still didn't get an invite.

rip

I wonder how many invites were actually sent out.

[steep rose]

heyo

[peak escarp]

Hello!

[steep rose]

hope you all will have a great day

[peak escarp]

Awe tysm! You too!

I’m really happy now!

[steep rose]

that is amazing!

[rare dune]

I really hope that Palia will have the progression of Haven and Hearth,minus the unpleasant fanbase that treats life sims as MOBAs.

[steep rose]

I just hope I can make friends playing Palia

[rare dune]

That should be easy unless you're horribly shy like I am.

[steep rose]

aha guess what, I am too

[rare dune]

Horribly tongue tied club,anyone?

[steep rose]

yup

[spring rivet]

BANANANA ENERGY!!

[lyric ocean]

BAAAAA NAAAA NAAAAAAAAA

[woven pumice]

too few nanas

[lyric ocean]

Oh im sorry... NAA NAA NAAA NAA NAA NAA NAAA ... Bat Maaaaannnn!

[woven pumice]

gullible

[lyric ocean]

Better yet, could not hold back the rest of my nanas

[somber dagger]

Helloo is the minimum system requirements to play this game known?

[spring rivet]

although we are yet to announce a list of required specs, here's what we know so far:

[S6] BuscoBear — 06/03/2021
You may be able to run it even on a bad PC, we're shooting for a low min spec. That said PC isn't the end goal

[lyric ocean]

That's good to know actually, it can easily run on my Potato PC in the future "PC isn't the end goal" 👀

[viral roost]

That worries me, what could’ve had the potential to be a phenomenal game has been downgraded to a ‘good mobile game’

[rare sable]

I didn't know the quality of a game is judged by the platform it's on. Guess Tetris is a terrible game since it's easily ported to mobile countless times and variations.

Learn something new every day in here.

[viral roost]

Yeah I mean we live in an age where technology is growing insanely quickly and new things are possible seemingly day by day, Tetris (if it was released today) would probably do quite poorly, it just isn’t anywhere near as engaging as, for example, a triple A game… So yes, benchmarking a game off of a mobile platform is quite underwhelming, anything else I’d be happy about though (aside from possible Switch but who knows)

[rare sable]

Good thing we're free to enjoy what we like as individuals.

[viral roost]

I completely agree, I just think it’ll turn a lot of players away, and pull a few in if it’s ‘mobile quality’

[rare sable]

I still play Tetris on flash competitively sometimes. Hasn't lost its shine whatsoever 🙂

Guess it's HTML5 now, actually. Must be just awful.