#š¬āpalia-discussions
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Glad to hear you're in one piece, well.. multiple pieces fit together but, non the less whole
yeah Im fine, thanks
hbu?
(I can see through the veil into your souls š)
I'm good, got me some caffeine, ready for the day!
And that day will consist of not doing anything in particular!
Yay for procrastination
Woho!
Sounds like a nice Sunday. I'll probably play some more with renders and stuff.
Gotta visit the frogshop to get some food
What are we working on procrastinating on today Ana?
Procrastinating on projects
Instead playing games
Heck yeee, sounds like my kind of day!
Lol
My games aren't gonna 100% themselves, no time for studying
Exactly
spittin facts
Any approx. date of release? How is the testing going?
less than 3 years is all we have
š
Hello, my fellow palia loving people š
hai Jules! wassup
Hey, chair, i'm good, chilling on a sunday, going to the carnival later today ^^
How is you?
still rendering stuff. Ordered kebab, listening to music
wish everyday could be like this, but sadly I have to work tomorrow eh
yeah, sadly work exists, wish i didn't have to go tomorrow either
one day I'm gonna hit the jackpot in the lottery
buy the 600m2 flat in the centre of capitol
you'll share some with me right? ^^
oh I'm gonna share a lot
I'd help family, fix my body, save some conventions from being cancelled forever...
eh. One day.
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not on my watch
Summon the mods! Sirens blaring
Purge the unclean!

got'em
bonked and yeeted
Yeeted and deleted
discord should add a way to ban certain domains, but some legit links would suffer because of that
Duckwatch: Special Scams Unit
Lol
Heyy!
Pond Patrol! F YEAH
Gonna ban that annoying chair today YEAH!
Need to call the Pond Patrol, just dial 911-DUCK and help will be on the way!
yep! The game shows a ton of promise š Are you new here? If so, welcome to the community!!
it's all because of charming personalities of the regulars
hoho hoho
yeah im new here! thank you :DDD
the Game looks very beautiful
some cool things to check out would be the #āāgame-faqs, #š āofficial-art and the #āāold-team-answers-alpha channels. Most of the information given to us by devs are in there
Did they ever do a third beta wave?
boi we are at pre-alpha
Ahhh
haha, no...they weren't going to do a third pre-alpha wave
Ya thatās what I mean, slipped my mind. I havenāt really kept up on this game recently
Sorry
It's fine...curently their website says:
We donāt have a specific timeline for large scale tests, but may be running small scale tests and feedback sessions over the coming months. If youāre signed up, weāll reach out through email to let you know if youāre selected for a test.
That's about all we know for now
so we need to signed up again or the first signe up is good?
Your first sign up should be good
First still good yeah, it's still on the website, same one different premise š
And the only NPC we know of that hasn't been revealed yet is Santa Hat...so the Villager Vote should be interesting this week
Are they adding the characters into the Pre Alpha as they are shown On the vote things. As in the one voted for
They're already in
Wdym
The npcs are already in the game before revealed
do we know that tho
After the npcs they still got all the animals to reveal! š
Not all, but yes
We got confirmation people liked Ashuras lore before we let him leave the void
But then whatās the point of the vote n reveal
Because only 1400 ish people know the game atm
Cuz most of us will never get to see anything for the next year or two :[
To show stuff to the people that are not alpha testers.
Still 100k people who have no idea what the characters are
I think they don't have much to share as far as information for the moment, and the villager vote is a fun thing they could do with the community to share some of the info they are able to, but make it more interesting than just posting something
Community interaction/engagement even if trivial
I mean, shoot...even as a "chosen one" I still enjoy the villager votes
It's a good idea/concept ^^
I agree with the community though...soon, there needs to be more. It's getting a bit stale...there needs to be more
Still waiting for some official cafe art reveal :^]
We could just sip on a cappuccino, close our eyes, and listen to your music and imagine it š
(Or go look at Kinjerry's Einar cafe pic...it's AWESOME) ā¤ļø
Awee, tysm :D
I'll draw more from tomorrow on, just have to pass the exam that I have in less than 20 hours XD
eeeek!! Good luck!
Tyty
Good luck Kinjerry!
Thank you, I'll do my best :D
I swear, when this game comes out we are going to have such full friends lists on day one, it's going to be insane. I've never made this many friends in a community before the game even arrived š
So true XD
I'm still hyping up my sis for it and she's starting to like the game too
I think my sister will give it a try...but she's kinda like "that's your thing"
How dare she? It's MY thing
Gl with it then. My sis is just a bit more shy and reserved
Gaming is very clearly MY hobby
XD
This is a fun fact I'm not sure you guys know about, but isn't an NDA thing. Did you know a set of twins got chosen for pre-alpha? One brother made it into the first wave, and the other into the second wave. Even the devs didn't know they were twins. I mean, what are the chances!?
I can't wait to see and experience the game. This is building to be very good. I appreciate the slow development pace to get it right
Good morning
Gm

I'd say low, but it's just a guess
Aw, that's so cool XD me and my sis are also twins, so that would be great XD
I have Twin too
yeah, I thought it was super awesome. I won't give away their usernames in case they like anonymity...but it blew Nel's mind when she found out, haha
It'd blow my mind too. Odds are astronomical on it
Then what was even more crazy and cool, is the twins live about 15 minutes from me. So I had my first Palia meet up and got lunch with them XD
wow
You DO?!
All I can say is my wife was very happy for me getting in. Palia's public hook didn't grab her attention - she's not in to the whole "cozy farm/life sim" deal - but she's been excited to hear me try to talk my way around the NDA š
Thinks it's cute when I try to tell her "what I did today" without revealing anything I can't talk about.
I do have twin brother
There's a lot of twins in here, I never knew!
Only twins I got is Chuck and Charlie, my little furbaby chapaas 

LOL!!! Chuck and Charlie!! š š¤£ š
This is Chuck 
This is Charlie 
This is Cherri 
omg, I never knew their names. This is GREAT!
I named them not that long ago, couple weeks at most ^^
Sweet
I mean they're CHapaas, so had to go with CH names xD
Its about 50% chance, they either did get in or they didnt :dab:
50% * 50%! Because two!
which is either something like 25% or something like 33.fdkl;afjdsafjsdak;% and I don't know enough about how percentages work to figure it out.
I have a crazy idea. What if you could train Chappas to bring you stuff? Like when you mine and don't have inventory space, they could swarm the place and bring everything back home, like ants
and you could have a skill tree for Chappa mastering so you could have hive numbers of Chappas
I think at that point you're just playing Pikmin
man I just want some chappas
Thatās sounds like suggestion material š
already did
also new avatar, nice
PNN?
Just a random image I drew. Tried to draw Crystal from Marvels inhumans but couldnāt get her face right.
PNN rofl Palia News Network š not that there is much regarding news
I still like it :D
Completely random thing but
Imagine if someone made a Chapaa Land
And there's this train ride called the Chuu Chuu train
And it's staffed by fully trained chapaa only.
Chuu Chuu train XD
I'm honestly surprised no one made that pun yet
(Can confirm Chuu chuu train has been made)
I think we always have done in responses. But your one was great.
Ahh must have missed it then
Thanks :)
Hasn't been made recently though I'll say that much, it was REALLY early when we didn't know "chapaa"
Well when we were discussing transport and trains were mentioned Iām sure chu chu was mentioned as a joke reference to chapaa. But yes it was a long while back.
Ohh okay
Wait so what kind of transportation are there? All I know are feet, gliders, boats maybe, and some kind of animal mount.
Ah here was an even earlier chu chu joke. #š¬āpalia-discussions message
Wow that was so long ago
Someone mentioned fast travel should be like a scenic train ride rather than insta travel. One of the suggestion posts regarding this idea: #game-suggestions message
Oh that would be so cute and fun
although an option to skip the scenic route would be nice as well
i dont want to be forced to watch a ten minute long cutscene every time im selling vegetables
Of course, practically everything has been said to be optional so I would suppose if they considered something like that it would be an option
i should also just clarify that the person who said the thing about the scenic train ride was just a community member saying it as a suggestion
i dont want anyone to think that was a dev saying it
cause misinformation spreads like wildfire
But it wouldnāt be a cutscene but more if you wanted to from town 1 to town 2 rather than using the āsimilar to portalsā fast travel system you can hop on the train and travel there via that route enabling you to view Palias countryside.
Hello :D
MINIMANGOOO
CHAIR
AYY SUP
And hello Rin, phasmophobia, xrystal and Kinjerry :)
Sounds great. I'm also doing pretty good. Learning psychology
Iām doing great! 3 day weekend :D
Awesome, here's only a 2 day weekend XD
Oh, that sucks :(
Ye, but me and my sis still have the summer break till october :D
So I can't complain
oh no

š¦
chaos

I've done you dirty Duckyboi
your profile pic freaked me out for a sec, it suddenly moved LOL
Lmao, I'm sorry 
scary popcat
I love seeing it move in a dm vc when I talk it's amazing
you should get red eyes when someone points on your messages
happy timezone!

Hello Sain!
nuffin much, what's cookin' good lookin'?
aye, it's lazy sunday
@glossy tundra I need to animate my pfp now that I know it may spook @spring rivet
Would be cool if it was just a lil 2 second loading screen of a train ride maybe?
Imagine a nice cozy ride in the sunset 
Going great so far, wbu?
just woke up lmao
Good morning then XD
thamks. :)
Happy timezone

Every day's a day closer
Yeah like, all of them 
today I specifically have mood for turning on synthwave and mindlessly dig stones for future crafting needs
I still wish I heard soon enough to try the alpha.
nah, no worries man. Only 1400 people got in
If it's any comfort, only 1400 out of 100000+ got in
and there's 100k here xD
and we're all so excited! So I like to hear your stories and what not.
last time i checked here was when alpha was being announced
is there any update on when the game comes out for more people or offically or w/e idunno if i missed that
less than 3 years is all we have
Are you playing Deep Rock Galactic
ROCK AND STONE BRUTHA!
FOR KARL!
All info can be found in #š¢āpalia-news, they've been very good at announcing tests and news there, we're waiting to hear about small scale tests or alpha. Release is "much sooner than 3 years"
so I take it you recommend it then
aye, nice game
Without a shadow of a doubt
like alien swarm, but you are dwarf and you dig stuff
We mine stuff. Iām no mere diggerā¦
you can have 2 drills as a hands mate
Itās all about the craftsmanshipā¦
Oh but I don't know anyone who plays it.. such a conundrum
I know I play the game too xD
So how are they going about the keys now?
not at all atm
Non existent
Ooo, that's spicy
No more invites for the time being
Turns out if you didnāt get in the first two you need to wait till full release
Well, not certain. There's no announcement about alpha, beta, small or large scale tests
yeah, I hope for open beta at least
Thatās what I mean. Since there is no chatter saying the contrary itās safe to presume that at the very least you will be able to play once itās released. I hope Iām wrong but either way the longest time to wait to play will be released, just logic.
It is just pre-alpha, it's not safe to assume anything
Lol you donāt have hope you can play when itās released? Atleast Iām not planning on getting banned from a game before itās releasedā¦. /j
For all we know the pre-alpha testers have been uploaded into VR and are stuck in a simulation š
because they sure got quiet after the 2 waves
I think everyone here right now plays it
Shoot⦠I have vr equipment I could have volunteeredā¦
Not you Gambit you broke out
Oh yeah, I'm immune to the trap of doom somehow
Gambit cannot respond to such a statement
pre-alpha is still going on? jesus, it's over 50 days now
Shhhhh NDA means you canāt explain the prison you are locked in /j
Trueeeeee, Gambit's been reprogrammed to make it appear normal
Everything is a thing that's being thing-y, no worries
thingy thinger
As all things should thingy
Gambit isn't immune, it's just yard time
How about YOU then Otter?!
spill the beans
Yard time?
As in, you're in prison
Would you prefer meter time?
I don't even use the metric system but that does sound good
Otters are slippery, can't pin them down
I was going to say ||feet|| time but
Oh no
Well Iām off to work have fun in your not-a-prison
Aye, have fun working! If that's possible, at least.
So how goes the chappa squad, Berry?
berry cannot get to the phone at this time please leave a message after the tone
horrible diarrhea sounds
My chapaa squad is the best, but currently I'm throwing potatoes at paintings
Potatings
I thought it was Mondays?
Tomorrow is a holiday in the US, so who knows
Oh, so it's tomorrow. Got it.
People who work get holidays?
ugh stupid holidays'
I feel it might not interfere too badly. It's not like it's the most difficult to post an image and some text in a channel that day
labor day is nice
free day off work
Imagine not doing labor on labor day..
its celebrating the people who do labor
So noone? Because they're all on holiday?
Nah man there's labor day sales.
I'm a slave to system so if I get free day off work and no one is paying me for that day I feel bad
I abuse the system, I stay home and get paid
We once got 1 free day and they payed like we worked for 8 hours... it was nice
is the game "out"
Not yet
nope, in less than 3 years it will be tho
lol
or shock horror we may have to aaargh wait an extra day for them to post it on Tuesday š¤£
AN EXTRA DAY?! no! Unacceptable! I can't take that! I refuse to bargain for such horrible, awful treatment of me, a singular random person amidst hundreds of thousands! AGH!
That is a horror. I wanna know if they're going to have more villagers, since Santa Hat is the last one this line up AGAIN
I used to get asked to come in when I took vacation time .. because the person taking over my job called in sick rofl .. So, to stop that happening ( coincided with having a US boyfriend ) I spent my vacation time in the states .. I got phone messages, how do you do this, how do you do that rofl
definitely at least a few more, theoretically a few more than that and hopefully many more over time as they create the other villages that they reside in for the later expansions etc. But, for now .. we should be getting at least the cook ( may be 'santa hat' ), blacksmith/armorer ( Hassian's mother ) and the librarian ( Elouisa's sister )
An extra DAY? How am I expected to wait 24 hours for something? I want it now so give me it NOW! Can't believe I'm not being catered to
What I learned is that I leave everything written down, if they call me on free time (when I'm forced to take it) I simply point them to file locations.
eh. I need 50k more to get myself into loan for the rest of my life...
Hello guys! Didn't follow Palia's progress much, so anyone maybe knows how is it going? Will it be released in 1-2, or maybe 3 years or still there is not an answer to it? Sorry, I know a lot of ppl asked for it, but I'm curious, and really excited for the game
less than 3 years, currently pre-alpha going, 1400 people got picked to play it.
Even though that's very obvious misinformation, they've asked us politely not to do that as that'll spread like wildfire
Uuhhhh, you do know misusing a time machine to cause chaos in the present is breaking Time Traveler's Terms, right?
People read TOS? 
Just as rare as those who read roles
Truly it's remarkable
But reading is pretty nice. It helps distinguish me from a rocket-guy to rocket-knower!
Just as rare as those that read faq's
Yeah. Anyway, when's Palia coming out?
never
But how will I pay for it?
BERRY NO
with your soul
... Gambit's soul will do too, deal?
Gambit is just a simulation, he's uploaded to pre-alpha servers already
ah righty righty, I forgot.
Nah, I'm just an anomalous person who can't be stopped
But not the "I WILL RIPPLE REALITY TO SUSTAIN MYSELF" anomaly, just the "Ah man, I am here and existing alright!" kind
Anyway, aw man, I am here and existing!
Oh yeah Iām case anyone has or hasnāt said it yet cuz I donāt see, Palia is not at pax west LOL
Sorta late but oh well
Maybe at some other point when the game is more in-development we'd see it there?
To much subject to change to be at a con with I reckon
Wawee, it is Sunday, the last day to draw a Badruu before we lure them all into one place with puns and BBQ smells.
š¤ is this a crypto game?
Wrong place for crypto
Unless you mean pebbles
The devs havenāt mentioned anything on the economy system yet. So at present we donāt know how they are handling in game economy as of yet. When they are ready to tell us they will.
Okay thank you
Its actually a secret crypto miner for pebble coins.. the devs keeping all the pebbles themselves.. but..
kek..
Vote for the Pebble economy
Our mascot is The Rolling Stones.
Hi, is there any other way than applying to get into the alpha? When is the open beta?
Nope, you just apply via webpage and fill the form available somewhere in the info channels on top (someone please tell me in which channel the form is located) and hope that there will be other tests in the future.
we have no info about future tests as for now
The second form is in #š¢āpalia-news
will there be a 3rd invite wave?
Cryptid or Crypto? I prefer Cryptids
i hope progession in this game won't be too hinged on social interaction
it'd suck if cliques formed and socially ostracised people on the server for not being in their ilk
I think that's inevitable wherever humans are involved, but iirc they said it'll be a game you can play alone - just that it'll be more fun with friends.
yeah i think i read something in that vein earlier as well
i just hope that fun doesn't include stuff that progresses your gameplay
like not being in a neighbourhood makes you unable to have a house, stuff like that
I don't think they'd block progression like that. They seemed pretty adamant that Palia be a game that addresses the things that kinda suck in other games by doing them better.
thanks!
Don't expect much from Blizzard devs
Their statement is fun to play alone but better together. What I get from that is that you can do it on your own but there may be a benefit to doing it together. Be it time taken or each person gets the result via a single session. But thatās just what Iām envisioning and includes info from one of the news sites that went to the preview event the day the game was announced. Excerpt from :
https://www.mmorpg.com/previews/singularity-6-reveals-trailer-for-upcoming-community-driven-mmo-palia-2000122165
Player activities mentioned during the presentation included exploration, fishing, cooking, farming, climbing, and hunting. Each one can be done solo but has incentives/bonuses when collaborating with other players.
One example of collaborative crafting was two players cooking. As one player finished a task, the other stepped in to complete the next one or could help the first player. The cooperative reward system would then allow each player to receive the item being created once completed```
As to your house, that is based on your interactions with the villagers likely during the initial set of quests that introduce you to the game. Iāll locate and post any dev comments thatās relevant. From #āāold-team-answers-pre-alpha [S6] BuscoBear ā 06/03/2021 Earning the right to your housing plot is between you and the villagers in the quest line And this is the mention of a set of intro quests: [S6] BuscoBear ā 06/03/2021 There's a few intro quests to get you oriented and on your starter tools, but other than that, go nuts
Who can even afford a house by themselves these days
I canāt rofl - I live in London
The first sign that Palia is a high fantasy setting.
Iāll just take a small loan of a million dollars from my dad when I wanna buy a house
I have to win the lottery (if/when I do it) so that we all get to buy a house/cottage š Or finish my games, sell them for Ā£1 and have at least a million people buy them rofl
basically perform Among Us
Mongus
amog us palia š³
hm. I think I'm gonna watch Ready Player One
that final battle scene is something else
Where are you watching it? I couldn't find it on Netflix or Hulu
dunno, probably some off-brand site. Couldn't find it anywhere legit too, so yeah.
O
holy sh- it was two hours long?
yeah but I thought it was shorter
they had to pay basically half of gaming/show industry to include every character
you have Halo Spartans, Chun-Li from street fighter
Tracer from Overwatch etc
i think it actually became sort of a meme but im not too familiar
I don't think so? but I loved it anyways
Was a good movie, recommend
The book was betterā¢ļø. Speaking of which, hoping we get Palia books once the game is out, either narrative or just an art collection. @u@
you can bet your sweet bippy I will write one
Please do. Will read it wih great pleasure
I will surely note the highest bets played in my casino hehe
ah your accounting books š
"The Book of Greats and Tragedies"
Goodnight Palia peeps
gn!
I'll also be going for today. Have a wonderful day 
š„
have i arrived just in time for another wippit journal entry?
Hello my name is Wippit and I'm a non-alpha spouse. It has been 55 days since pre-alpha took my wife.
I have been looking back at my predicament, and have come to a conclusion: my problem is I have no purpose. My purpose was taken from me to pre-alpha. So there nothing to drive me. No form of motivation. No purpose.
It's actually more common than you think. Lots of times people in movies lose their sense of porpoise. Unfortunately for me, they tend to be villans. Take Smith from The Matrix for example:
"But, as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There is no escaping reason; no denying porpoise. Because as we both know, without porpoise, we would not exist."
Is that me? Do I not exist because my wife is in pre-alpha and I'm not? A porpoiseless existence? Just sitting here staring at a screen? And it's not like Smith is alone... how about Zod from Superman:
"I exist only to protect Krypton. That is the soul porpoise for which I was born. And every action I take, no matter how violent or how cruel, is for the greater good of my people. And now, I have no people. My soul, that is what you have taken from me."
If I replace Krypton with Passion, that makes sense. Too much sense. I've lost my porpoise, and I don't know how to get it back. And, in the end, with all this behind me and the unknown in front of me, there's only one question that needs to be answered:
How many people didn't notice I replaced "purpose" with "porpoise" halfway through my post?
yes, yes i have lol
poor porpoises
godspeed to you wippit may you see your spouse again someday
I mean technically I'm seeing her right now...
may you interact with your spouse again someday
Ah, that makes more sense.
I just saw the end and went to read the post and saw it was correct
i noticed the porpoise thing immediately
you underestimate people
although you missed the opportunity to make a joke about porpoises. so i'm disappointed
If you need a new sense of porpoise, you could start a pod-cast
I read every instance of purpose as porpoise.
I guess comedy is not my forte
like i said, missed opportunity
well, movie watched, time to sleep
man I hope I'll be alive when thing like OASIS will be around
I guess reading isn't mine xD
Good evening everyone. How is my Palia family doing?
P.S. I enjoy your posts thoroughly and find them clever. I definitely would've given up long before now on those posts so props to you for staying power & all the variety you infuse in them @marble hedge
do we have a time frame here...Beta to realease?
Less than 3 years.
Hey everyone, fresh meme in #šāpalia-memes! Enjoy!
Welcome to the Discord server, Purdosta. Right now there is no specific calendar revealed to either the next testing phase or the actual release of the game. Remember if you are interested in future testing phases be sure to sign up on the form at Palia.com.
Good aftenoon ppl š , haven't been here in a while, any important news about the game?
Not too much, just new characters and art is being revealed every week in #š āofficial-art . This week we learned about Kenji, the Mayor of the Village.
I guess that means we're still pretty far away from anything significant like a trailer or something, okay thanks, i'l check again in a month or so
Well you have seen the announcement trailer, yes? It came out last June.
That video is pretty much the only little bit we have seen of the game so yeah XD
Okay wanted to make sure, in the meantime as long as you stay subscribed to the server you should receive alerts whenever the [S6] staff uses their everyone tag, also if you like be sure to turn on the Art-Connoisseur and Village-Vote roles to be alerted to when new art content and character reveals are made. Details here: #šāserver-directory message
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Hello there
Hi! I am MannyQT! Nice to meet u all!
Hey ppl š greetings from germany š
Hi!
Hello! Nice to meet you too!
And hello! Welcome!
Just think...one day (who knows how far off) we will all be running around Palia together. How wonderful will that be!? š
Hey itās you!!! Howās you?
Hello!
I'm well! Just trying to play mahjong and doodling in the meantime lol. How's you?
any1 know when next inv wave gets sent or no info about it?
First thing im doing in Palia is making a home and then fishing. lots and lots of fishing.
So about the next inv wave, we're not sure. We already had pre-alpha invites sent out to about 1400 people recently and there hasn't been any confirmation of if any at all will be sent out in the future. It's very unlikely. Release for game is under 3 years iirc.
And nice! Fishing is fun lol
I hope they let us frame our catches. giant buck mount on the wall, giant swordfish in the bathroom.
It's possible! Iirc in the trailer there was something akin to antlers on the wall so maybe something like that?
It's been a while since I've seen it so I may be misremembering lol
Oh sounds fun! Iām doing well. Just relaxing tonight (:
Ooooh just caught up on official art, looking great
Yes! Bask in the glory of Einar. And the other characters too for course.
yeah, Einar is a golem. though he doesn't look like any golem i've ever seen before
He kind of reminds me of the golem from Updhog
What's Updhog
It was a game that was on kickstarter but it's gone now
Oh
Barely anyone knows about it and you can't find it anymore
Thought I was gonna get hit with a "not much, what's up with you?"
Oh yeah I forgot I was supposed to say that
What's Updhog


Peak comedy you two xD
Berry, what's Updhog?
Yo dawg, the ceiling fam, ya yeet
Yolo swag and all the lag
So whatās up with you?
Getting slightly better at rocket science, doing Gambit things. The usual!
Well I do like this āGambitā, so more Gambit things sounds good to me
Could ya believe I'm not actually that good at chess, despite my name?
I think that boils down to lack of practice, youāre a logical person.. but also.. how dare
Then fight me at chess
I wanna know what that chess looking game in the trailer is
It's probably Palia Chess.
Then we can fight it out and stay on topic š
Heck, how do we know it's chess and not an overglorified salt n' pepper shaker holder?
Auni to b3
Check in 2
Heck youāre right xD and the checkers is just the platter theyāre carried on xD
Now you're getting it!
Now that I think about it, I don't think the trailer has a plate in it. Did it?
yes it does .. to the left of the chess game table - and at the bar itself in the same view at 0:45
Does it look like it'd fit comfortably on the board?
Well the board is the size of a whole table on top of a table .. so technically the plate could fit on it without the pieces on it... like we could put plates on a chess table without the pieces on it š
Aw
Now I wonder if Palia has any other odd but familiar games, like Rock Paper Scissors, Tik-Tak-Toe, or whatever else
We can definitely play checkers with pebbles
Maybe not pebbles, otherwise you-know-who will show up and throw someone outta the atmosphere
Exactly why with pebbles, loser leaves the planet š
Then you're going down! Or uh, up
Pebble, parchment, sword? :)
Yes!
Shears?
Polar!
Oh yeah shears could work too!
good morning
good morning!
All the friends! Hi Aurelia, QwayZee, Kin, Polar ^^
Soon enough, Duck is gonna show up, too!
In about 38 minutes
My phone only has 38%, and I don't know if I can last that long
morning 

oh y'all are saying goodmorning... and i'm saying goodnight.
ily all
don't drink too early or the russian gnomes from switzerland will get you
Morning
good night csr and Morning Chair
ah yes, the pancake man. How's your day amigo?
I even made one for a late night snack yesterday... I'm addicted. My day barely started and I'm already done with it. How bout yours?
Hello all

Hello to you too, Boss
work work. Yesterday I watched Ready Player One and now I want to play VR
i'm at work too. I haven't seen that one yet, but VR is awesome
yeah I'm thinking about getting some space in my room and play Pavlov again.
God I miss sitting in the canyon with my trusty sniper rifle and crawling under bullet rain
I love racing simulators in VR. Or resident evil
Palia in VR! 
But seriously, Iām so ready for VR tech to advance. I love it so much but itās killer on my eyes!
So you can crawl, but can you sit? 
check out Township Tale, it's somewhat alike
I can even fly

Yeah, I tend to get sick after a while
I'm finally free of exams and studying for a month
Time for drawing now :D
ayyy enjoy your free time
tyty, I will
Sorry I havenāt been too active lately, Iām so darn tired.
Don't apologise for that, we all know how busy you must be, so take it easy and don't overwork yourself :) take your time to get some rest and snuggle with Kit ^^
So kind! 
Things will get easier once theyāre over six months and sleeping better though the night. Halfway there!
I hear it gets a lot easier once they move out š
But you know you're always a welcoming sight Karsa, whether it's for 10 minutes or a whole day ^^
Pfft, haha! No! Cuz then you canāt quell your worry by seeing them!
Awwwww help, kindness overload
Hello! Have a good day š
Nooooo U!
Happy midnight!! (4 more hours and I can sleep!)
you can do it :D
Is Palia released yet?
That's so soon! 

it is. It'll be out before I finish college XD
I am going to enjoy playing it. It'll be very fun.
Iām so HYPE to be so CHILL!
Actually less than "much less than three years" it is : less than three years - atleast one month!

And also, happy timezone pals!
Three hours remain.
Iāve got a small second wind! I can make it! Victory will be mine!!
Uhhh 5 more hours till home
You got this Chair! Weāre survivors!!
same here. we can do this
Heyy
do you swap with your hubby then?
Hi and welcome!
hello new friend!
Yup! Wify takes mornings! 
Two hours remain.
Hubby and Wifey are like the most adorable slang words I know
Legit! Iām always tempted to say Waifu though, it sounds so cute!
@pallid radish my waifu
waifu sounds like i have to wear just an apron and cook us pancakes all day all night or sth
...you didn't read the small printed stuff?...
hm..?
Gotta read the fineprint in the marital contracts..
oh š
Waifu sounds like⦠too good to be true/super saiyan-mega-powerful wife, haha!
Ah it's Jules then
awwwwwwww
Dear lord crisis averted⦠I almost sneezed⦠Kit is currently mega terrified of sneezes, that would have ruined their whole night. Now my eye hurts, haha.
servus
ahahah oh my.. thats quite hard to avoid
Right? They never had a problem but one day I was rocking them to sleep when a sudden sneeze struck me right as they were falling asleep. Absolute terror. They cried all day after that. I ruined their whole life.
Terrify em' young, make em strong, new spartans
lol
how dare you startle the baby š
you talk about real babys here?
I know I know!!
Kit is real baby, yes, humanoid carbon based life form
Kit is a true Palian!
babies are never real š
so kit is an npc in palia? xD
No Kit is Karsa's child xD
ah, well.. ^^
I mean COULD be cause in-game we have Kitsuu's
congrats then?
If that would make it into the dictionary, you'd see @pallid radish 's face next to it
Who does?
well im out, good weather here, have fun talking about npc babys
Why is that cringe? It helps convey emotions and expressions- okay bye.
interesting
That's the most bot mentality I've seen
well that was weird o-o
š¤·āāļø
Mooooooving right along.
P A L I A 

So how bout them npc babies we weren't talking about huh? Auni was one at some point I'm sure
Or do we consider npc's entities that have no autonomy? So they never existed outside of their current form?
That gets into a huge philosophical debate that leads to the question of autonomous lifeā¦.. brain already melting!
It can be answered really quickly, free will isn't real. It's all an illusion
We're all Palia npc's, we just don't know it yet š
therefore npc's did exist outside of their current form?
i remember being smaller xd
No no, the simulation just starts over and you have no idea it happens, it's why npc's can say the same dialog 1000000 times in the span of a few days, you know? Makes sense really
that sounds like sth i could do
You didn't age, you were fast forwarded, that's why time feels like it moves so quick in hindsight, which is why I plan on standing next to Einar 24/7 so he will always have a friend
aww 
Thatās so terrible! Thatās no way to live! And then that leads to Chapaas being real creatures! Itās not their fault they were born in a game! (Still, gtfo my trash can you gremlin!!)
You know that deja vu feeling you get randomly even though you're somewhere you've never been? š exactly
I thought that was the mind vampires stealing our memories when we walk through doorwaysā¦
Lets not be unrealistic here.. Vampires? Nah the computer program that controls us just started over, obviously, how else do you explains npcs?
šæ this is getting oddly interesting...carry on
I blame the game ManEater.. it ruined me.. so many insane conspiracy comments
Okay but⦠if computer program.. why am I not awesome?
I mean there's about 7.8 billion people who aren't bill gates
And you are awesome, you're you
Nah, I mean fantastically awesome!
Yes? I don't see the inaccuracy here?
Oh you!! Why canāt I breathe underwater? How do I edit my coding??
vampires were invented by Hideo Kojima to sell more Boktai
too bad it didn't work
You can breathe under water, just not successfully
you can breathe underwater.
once.
ā¦. Youāre not wrong.
Is that a challenge
I can fly, I've just forgotten how
I can fly, but only downwards
brb gonna breathe underwater more than once

Yo yo yo no
proceeds to distract with rad yo-yo moves
Code Yo-No
Code Lyoko
fun fact: when I was first coming up with the designs of a game I wanted to make, Yo Yo was a weapon type, a subtype of Whip that dealt damage off of Strength instead of Dexterity.
It's better than when the coders made a type in the simulation and implemented code yo-lo
They stole our immortality WITH A TYPO!?
I mean.. I still have mine
Code Mihoyo
Wouldnāt that be like simpsons where they never aged for like ever. Except when telling a future story rofl
speak for yourselves when I die I'm going in to stasis for a couple hundred years and coming back after reincarnation.
Every time I get close to the end of a cycle I just upload my software to a new host
Okay. Seriously. That sounds AMAZING!
I had a spellsword-esque NPC who was full of modern knowledge whose weapons were a YoYo (whip) and Magazine (spell tome)
Exactly
well, as a concept, anyway lmao
Glorious!!!
Also have you all considered the following:
Kitsuu Yakuza > Yakitsuuza
yakitsuuza 
Kitzuka?
And then you invite Susan and it's Yakitsuuzan
In regards to npc autonomy ā¦. Seeing as they are using machine learning who knows how these npcs will grow over the years. Maybe suspicious Zeki will turn into a softie because of everyone being nice to him over the years
And of course they have their own life (as per devs comment somewhere)
They're forever stuck in limbo, unable to move without code, they can see you moving but they can't say anything, or go up to you, or say anything that's not pre-programmed
But theyāre aware and can think?
Of course!
Y'all really need to play Battle Network to see how terrifying the stuff you're talking about can be.
That makes me mega claustrophobic!!!!
When the world shifts online like this, it gets...
But.. we're living it.. right now.. it's what irl is
It gets worse
Noooooo
o.o
There's a black mirror episode of it as well, where they make a computer program based on your personality, when in reality it's a copy of you, alive, forever stuck in a program
Have you ever played Soma?
Loved it
If they code thought and action algorithms well enough they may seem real enough that you wonāt be able to help bonding with them. I can feel Auniās enthusiasm will make the game fun to play, Badruuās humour enjoyable.
What if everyone an AI in their phone that is fully self-aware and sapient? And this AI is expected to be treated as both friend and tool, person and replaceable machine part?
If your AI gets destroyed dealing with malware, you just buy a new one.
People in Battle Network are so desensitized.
Eh I do that already, one of my friends got sad? Eh damnit this one is broken.. new one
Only people with Custom AIs get too upset, and that's because they cared enough to bond with their AI to customize it.
I'm pretty sure this is how anime waifu body pillow girlfriends started, or why people wanna date samsungs mascot
Then there's the issue with EVERYTHING being online. Your oven has a standalone network that is connectable for your AI to debug? You won't be terribly surprised when the first scenario of the Battle Network series is a fake repairman going around taking real appointments and purposefully messing up ovens so they overheat and burn down houses, killing dozens.
Arson no longer needs a starter or a match.
Just a modern oven and someone to call the repairman.
Software is great, we can create lovely golems like Einar, or.. that
Battle Network is a game series from the early aughts. 2001-2006. It predicted a lot of things we can see emerging today - fridges that need updates, for instance.
And it scares me how close we're getting to living in exactly that world. I don't want to live in a world where Fireman.EXE is real.
There's a TED talk about the paradox of choice as well that's 15 years old, most of the things in it has come to pass :P
I'm not sayin' everything or even anything is predestined, it just bothers me.
It's like we all collectively look at what we've got, where we're heading, see a problem
Will Palia be supported on smart fridges
and are like "nah that's for later" and never solve it.
If it is I will scream about Battle Network coming true and hide under a rug š
Tell you what if I can't play Palia on my digital scale I'll be livid
Palia on graphing calculator when
Palia running DOOM when
Yeah when can we expect to see other games running inside of Palia so I can play games while in my Palia home
I'd really like to play Stardew Valley in Palia
me, playing Palia in my chair:
my Palia character, playing Minecraft:
my Palia character's Minecraft character, running Pokemon Red:
OH, imagine having a LAN party in Palia
chair?
Full dive VR Palia, completely leave your life and start over.
Morning
god I wish. Would sacrifice everything to live forever inside fantasy world
Is that not.. what we're.. doing? I mean it is a life simulator and all the testers have mysteriously vanished, it's the only explanation
I'm literally right here
I can still hear Claris' voice sometimes..
I just don't always come to #š¬āpalia-discussions because sometimes I get snapped at for doing simple things.
Are you?
How can we prove any of us are really here?
Popcat :0 :l :0
I'm not a big fan of unreality.
It do be
Saaaaaaaaaame. Though now Iāll have to wait till Kit is older so I can drag them with me, but thatās just a minor bump in the full digital life road~
Well I for one can guarantee you all that I havenāt been here for 42 days
Don't get me wrong, I love reality, I'm the biggest realist a near human entity can be. It's just that such a large portion of the human population is delusional so I'd rather leave them behind xD
I can prove im here, look šāāļø
Has anyone seen Elliot recently? Miss that lil cat
I meant the whole "how can we prove we're really here" thing. I'm not a fan of that, because it triggers a section of my mind to start questioning my actual and tangible effect on the world around me and whether or not my friends actually would miss me if I were gone.
He went missing he ran out the door
It becomes very depressing very fast.
Cats can be so elusive. Have you tried treats?
PSS PSS PSS PSS, heeere Elliot! I have popcorn!
š fr?
Hecc yes
Yes sirrr
I mean no, no french popcorn
Oh gross nvm
Because "fr" = French, right?
What makes popcorn French
being from italy
Oh weāre really off topic I donāt want to summon the turtle
Carmel corrrrrrrrrn
Nah for real
Palian Carmel corn 
I know right? I couldn't believe it either
Damn it be like that
š I did the joke
I like the red round ones
Iām going to fill my entire farm with just tomatoes
I think there was also a discussion about collaboration with a spaghetti factory at some point
Ah, my country's alarms are going off, procedure first quarter Monday loud sirens, love it
I just want to horde rocks and tomatoās is that too much to ask?
Itās the primal calling in our hearts⦠give in to the pretty rocksā¦
Like fr
I did read somewhere they weāll have something like a curio cabinet? Donāt quote me on this cuz I donāt remember where I read it!
Isnāt that the like glass cabinet to display stuff
If so I hope I can put the same rock in it over and over
Einar?
Display my rock collection
Iād like to have pretty feathers too!
My grandpa is indigenous so I grew up with gorgeous feathers everywhere! I miss them~
Relive the myth of Icarus with all those feathers
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Yeah thatās a pretty good summary
šŖ¶šāļø
šš
Blessed Shimmerflies Everyone, and Happy Labor Day Americans 
Since it's labor day, I wonder if S6 will be working today? Reason I'm wondering...do we still get a Villager Vote today?
Oh, I hadnāt considered that. I wouldnāt mind if they took the day off though, thatās what holidays are for~
Agreed! I would want them well rested and producing better work, than being exhausted trying to squeeze material out
ITS TIME!! Goodnight everyone, hope you have a wonderful time!!

Good night Karsa! Sleep well!
goodnight gamer
Goodnight moon
Canadians have Labor Day too....
oops!! Happy Labor Day Americans and Canadians (and any others I'm unaware of)
Germany has a Labor Day as well, but on May 1st.
i thought everyone had Labor Day on May 1st.. #ignorance
I'm sure we have something similar, we love our holidays, we have more holidays than regular days it feels like
Good evening!
And a very fair sunset to you!
Hello, I haven't checked on the game since the invites for alpha (beta?) were sent out, and I've noticed they aren't sending more invites (for quite some time). Anyone who watches the latest news and would be kind enough to just tell me if there's something wrong or why they stopped sending invites?
EDIT: There were no new game-announcements, that's why I'm asking, mainly
So far only the pre-alpha has been invited for, they are yet to announce alpha or beta stages, 1400 people were invited for pre-alpha and they have new info on their website that small scale tests may occur using the same signup as before, no need to sign up again! But they are indeed not inviting anyone else at the moment.
As for large scale tests they have not said anything yet, but I reckon that said announcement will be made in #š¢āpalia-news
The timeline we have so far is that launch is much closer than 3 years away
Oh, sorry, pre-alpha, yeah. The launch is still that far away? Oh, my bad, from the invites, I kinda assumed that the launch was pretty close.
Usual timeframe for a title like this is development for 5-6 years, ish. Palia has been in development for 3 as of right now, so that each stage would take a couple of months each is to be expected
But there is a dev comment: "Much closer than 3 years from launch", with that in mind, they're working quite fast
Said comment: #āāold-team-answers-pre-alpha message
Hello I am new here do we have a release date for the game yet?
Yeah, I get that. š¦ Thanks for all the info! I had totally the wrong idea about the state of the game.
Yeah, I hope they are!
Please scroll up and see the last 5 messages ^^
Just kinda asked that, and no, not really. Somewhere in the next 3 years, apparently.

Thank you, @heavy dew ! Thank you very much. š
Do we know when the 3rd pre alpha wave well be sent
We don't know when or if it will at all, pre alpha invites were said to be 1400, and 1400 have been sent
Thank you!
So I'd say not likely to be another wave for pre-alpha, they are yet to announce alpha or beta stages but I reckon they would do so in #š¢āpalia-news like they did with pre-alpha! The website is updated to that they may do small scale tests in the future and invite more people, the more exact quote is on their signup page (but there's no need to sign up again, they're using the same form as the first time around)
so if we signed up for pre alpha wed have to do it again?
or not? for the alpha and beta stages
For the alpha and beta stages, not sure, not officially confirmed. But for the potential small scale tests, no need
Thank you @heavy dew !
Any time! 
I'm so hyped for the game, hopefully it will come out late 2022 since it's much closer than 3 years
Who summoned me
Me, you're cute, that's all, thank you
Awww
So wholesome š„ŗ
Now, imagine you have just travelled up from wherever you landed and finally arrived at the village ( https://gfycat.com/wellwornscarcegoa-singularity-6-playpalia-videogame-gaming-palia ). Excited anyone ? Is Auni running up to greet everyone? Zeki whispering in your ear about how he can help you 'settle in'.
HOME TIMEE
welcome home Chair
It's free real estate
"No get- I need my personal space"
I don't like anyone who I don't know whispering they'll "Take care of me" in my ear
If you can whisper in my ear, I will not let you be close enough to be able to do so
You think Zeki would kill you if ya called him "little man"?
how do you get selected for tests
By signing up as a canidate
And a lot of patience š
And cake
Enough testing!!!! Release the ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...alpha is still a test phase though?
I know I'm just kidding haha
gotcha
lol a lot of people jump in here and don't understand how testing phases work (which is okay, we are all always learning) so I try to never assume 
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Hullos just joined
Welcome
Oh my lord it's @fresh granite
#š āofficial-art has all the current reveals, be they npc's, critters or gifs
thanks Sir Berry
100% would recommend
Yes official art is the best place for palia related design and art
10/10 do recommend to look in it, searching for files posted in #šØāold-palia-fan-art is also a treat, there's some real gems of fan-art
has there been any word yet if we could play as elves yet, or is it still just humans?
Welcome!
From a lore perspective I don't see them doing anything but human prior to launch. As the story is that humans are returning to the world of Palia after mysteriously disappearing, would be strange then for the dialog to go: "GASP, a HUMAN?!" and you're an elf. They have not officially stated one way or the other though other than not at launch, iirc! @novel hinge
I can try and find the dev comment about it
ah yes that makes sense, they would need an extra level of coding
I wonder if we can date NPCs like in the Sims hehe
iirc they said (regarding elves) not now, but at some point yes
Okay I can't find the exact quote but this is another dev reply found in #āāold-team-answers-alpha: #āāold-team-answers-alpha message
Which has the quote: "We have not yet determined if/ how the human characters (ie -- the players) will engage with this narrative concept."
Also if you look at the pinned messages on this channel, there are some great community made FAQs with a ton of info if you are interested!
Pinned ftw
In Vlad's document there's this: "Other races? We're not talking about all of that yet, unfortunately"
I noticed that your pic is a sims character - is that the game you play the most?
pets the kitten
If I can't pet the chapaas I'm starting a rebellion
Origin rage intensifies
what if the chapaas pet you?
I'm okay with that
I play SecondLife & Sims4 the most, recently bought a fatpack of all 6 MYST games so have been going through those again š
Wow I forgot about MYST
Had to google it.. 
I figured out how to play Sims without opening Origin, I fully support your rage ā„
How?????
EA: [Laughs in microtransactions and ineffective platforms]
if its appropriate to mention it here, I'll tell you
The latest update for Origin broke a friend's access completely and tech support from EA was no help
#š®āother-games might be the place ^^
noted
I've been trying to fix it for her and she's mortified
that really sucks
do we know when more testers are being allowed to play the game?
"Why yes I am a human, but with pointy ears. Where's my free house at?"
In short, we do not yet
If they write the expanding narrative well enough, they could, in theory, expand the planets (Palia) lore with another race suddenly appear, with a similar type of mystery but maybe involving a whole group of npc types on new continents as they expand the world. >>>The only way I see us being able to play races that are currently npc only would be via something similar to wows allied characters system whereby your friendship with characters expand into friendship over the race, a lore related quest line later and tada. >>>And then there is the possibility that if they figure out families with npcs of interest (or maybe adoption for those that want the kids but not the romance) your kids would in essence be half breeds and maybe these children would become your alts - tada. >>>Anyway, just my rambling thoughts š
Grr formatting on phone not easy rofl. Iāll fix it later š sorry for the wall of text.
Oh definitely, just in my mind it makes sense to deliver the main narrative first before piling on additions, gotta lay the ground floor first, as they say
I just wanna be a golem tbh
As much as I love Einar, I'm excited that for once, humans are interesting
Exactly.
you can have cosmetics that would allow you to look like animal . 3 .
I mean you can just guess cat ear headbands are gonna be a thing
Cat ear headbands? Where?
Ooooo update in #851872171403640873
Uno it
š„
Been waiting for 84 years to use that one
that was a good one
Oooh maybe there will be a villager vote today
I'm sorry, the term "vibing chapaa" conjures images I'd rather not imagine.

I think of this 
Ooh almost the same text except weekly again ⦠10 answers a week is better than 10 a month easily š
Hecc yeee
Methinks Iāll start making a list of serious questions for this purpose that wonāt get answered š¤£
Finally! NUMBER 1
Wait this isn't fair, where's option two
NOOO WHERE'S THE ā
Devs, I demand a 2ļøā£ or a ā
1ļøā£
i have been summoned once again 
ā
Finally, I was voting for him so long 

bruh i wanna vote ā
poor guy they've been waiting forever
glad you can finally be rewarded
they knew better this time. no ā
Santa hat can finally be revealed
at least he didn't lose to a ā
RIP Santa hat, forced to be last
@pallid igloo Are mushrooms considered flora or fauna?
Surely you jest. ā should be another Ashura
that blond character with the yellow scarf is hawt
Watch them be the hunkiest yall will regret not voting for them >:V
watch the dude get like 500 votes LOL
Wasted opportunity to not include Ashura again
Is this my favorite question of all time? Perhaps.
what if nobody voted 1?
I suppose we'll go with Flora, though I definitely see the argument for Fauna.
well.. We can vote here, rite?
smash that ā
Technically, fungi are closer to animals - yeah!
exactly, watch 1 get like very few votes
mushrooms are insane, there ecosystems can be connected underground for hundreds of miles
I almost put in a limit- as in, "if we don't get 500, no reveal" and quickly realized the risk involved š¤£
lmao
No everyone feels sorry for him. Let him have the most reactions in the entire server, even more than the release of Palia
hell no
I already voted for them
Thank you @pallid igloo for bringing us some new info š
So much backfire possible
i hope one day there's a ā easter egg for the villager-vote against ashura
there must be a way to troll this, think guys, think!
Like in the game or in a future vote?
Not voting
If only the entire Palia community could come together and boycott Santa hat, not vote him at all
yes, we love the food
Or keeping votes at 499
people already are though and unlikely we can get them to take it back
Is that a challenge
like maybe if there's a help board in-game it has a ā at the top lol
š
Their systems are like synapses, so one can say that Gaia really, truly is a living being.
That's just a quest to get him recognized by the people in town
It looks like mechanics and the world visual is the most wanted :). More sceneries for me to add news reports and adverts to š
In Soviet Palia, you can have any character you want.
As long as it's this one (1).
XD
Because eight looks like freaky eyebalāoh I see
that's a hurtful and unfounded rumor
XD
that's a kid joke, I love kid jokes, they're so simple and hilarious
they spread like folklore
heyy almost 3 k messages
I refuse to vote for that guy.
Santa Hat is last to be revealed... but at least new info is going to be coming!
I am so glad I got that meme I made put out yesterday in #šāpalia-memes, it would have lost a bit of meaning today
Can't wait to ask devs one question
Goodnight, my Berry good friend.
I voted out of spite and habit bc if I see a reaction I just click it regardless of what it is (most times)
Only time I won't automatically click a reaction is if it's like "My grandma died today" and it's a XD emote
And vice versa
For the moment :). There will likely be more at a later date Iām sure š
The new announcement gives me hope for another round of invites. Alpha is coming eventually, but it sounds like things are progressing nicely.
Could be on the horizon.
Or theyāve noticed the longer periods of non Palia chatter š
Perhaps
hahaha they have to give us more info to keep us on topic in this channel, more to talk about!
And you know how crazy I speculate š rubs hands with glee
well this will eventually turn into palia topics only, but for now it is what it is
rubs hands with glue
š¤£
Rofl I know š¤£
Looking forward to all the new things to discuss! :D
Omg finally santa hat inbound
ganyu profile pic spotted
Aiiii you got me
shes neat
Yes yes ā”
I know your disappointment in the santa hat š
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I think instead of a santa hat it is probably closer to an elf getup but i'm so curious after all this time xD
If it's a santa hat I'll be really disappointed that it's being celebrated in September
They're all basically elves lol


