Scopely meetingā¦
CEO - Revenues are still not good enough. We need MONEY!!!
Exec 1 - we hate our players so much that we thought theyād never leave the game but some of them are - including the whales! I blame that Rev Dice person on YouLube because he stands up for the players. He is communist slime!
(whole room of execs start booing and bang fists against the table).
Exec 3 - we had the team develop a new event called Black Hole. Basically, you have to spend ridiculous amounts of money and time to get a surprise officer shard like Keenser!
Exec 1 - that sounds awesome! Sounds like weāll have to create loads of packs.
Exec 3- we need to create a ship. I know - letās have something that is a cross between the Enterprise and GS31!
CEO - fantastic idea! Letās call it the USS Moneypit because itālll cost more than any other ship in the game to acquire and upgrade.
Exec 1- great idea boss!
Exec 2 - we need to enact Operation Social Media Content Creator.
Exec 3 - Yes Yes. Letās convince them that what weāre releasing is brilliant so they can put together pretty content full of meaningless facts that no one understands.
Exec 1- Tell Conor not to test anything because that costs money.
Exec 2 - More bonuses for us then!
(big cheers from around the room).
Exec 3 - drat, we better spend a dollar or two to put together a promo video showing some dubious AI generated content which wonāt resemble final gameplay.
CEO - excellent. Same time next month chaps. Off to the shareholders meeting I go!