off-topic-discussion

[granite salmon]

Possibly soy

It’s alternative milk

[royal relic]

so like... just ice cubes then?

[bitter magnet]

lmao n

o

they use other milks

[granite salmon]

That’s insulting to sorbets

[bitter magnet]

im ngl

i dont like

sorbets

[granite salmon]

You need to try real sorbet & real nice dried fruit

Go to Italy

[bitter magnet]

the sweetness is death

[granite salmon]

Sorbet isn’t always sweet

[mint narwhal]

my mom is trying to cut meat and dairy out of her diet so Ive had a lot of vegan/plant-based things recently

[granite salmon]

My fave sorbet is sour

It’s lemon sorbet

[bitter magnet]

ive only had mango sorbet and i instantly got diabetes and died

[granite salmon]

It just tastes refreshing sour-sweet

[mint narwhal]

Ive never had sorbet

[granite salmon]

That’s your issue

Mango is super sweet

[mint narwhal]

but I most likely will one day bc my family is super italian

[granite salmon]

Try raspberry or lemon

Something tart or sour

Not one of the sweetest fruits

[granite salmon]

I wish you the best then

Sorbet is awesome

[mint narwhal]

my family is somehow both super american and super italian and its.....strange, to say the least

[bitter magnet]

._.

so ur american

[granite salmon]

I think it’s called being “American-Italian”

But try dried fruits!
Try nuts!
Sorbets!
Vegan ice cream!

[royal relic]

ye

[mint narwhal]

my great-grandparents were born in italy and moved to america and now Im here

Ive had dried fruit and nuts

[royal relic]

it's gppb fppb

[mint narwhal]

Nuts, ironically, naturally raise your estrogen.
Also I said I like pistachios O N E T I M E and now I have like 5 huge bags of em

[granite salmon]

[bitter magnet]

salted almonds are the most addictive things ever

[granite salmon]

I don’t like almonds

[bitter magnet]

once i get my hands on them i cant stop

[granite salmon]

I do enjoy it one time of the year

[mint narwhal]

I love my family sometimes but theres always that one person who starts a political debate at thanksgiving

[granite salmon]

And that’s - of all things - caramelised almonds

It’s traditional

[mint narwhal]

Almonds are one of my least favorite nuts

still like em though

[granite salmon]

I just don’t like the texture of nuts in general

[mint narwhal]

Peanuts and Pistachios are 100000000 times better imo

[granite salmon]

You should look into some vegan pistachio ice cream then maybe

Pistachio ice cream is yum

[royal relic]

[upbeat rain]

i havent had pistachios in a long time

and i dont think i have eaten pistachio ice cream

[faint panther]

Hello everyone 🙂

[upbeat rain]

hello

[tulip parcel]

How do i get the cross save to work i have played the start of this gmae 4 times now and it hasnt saved once and after linking to epic game and leaving via save and quit

[bitter magnet]

what game

[tulip parcel]

Hades

[royal relic]

check out #h1-tech-fixes and #h1-tech-support
i'm pretty sure someone asked that question there

[blissful charm]

what are you fine folks up to this evening

[upbeat scroll]

learnin perl...

kind of an ugly programming language tbh

[blissful charm]

what kind of stuff do you program with perl?

[upbeat scroll]

it's a scripting language, so you write scripts to automate doing simple things many times

renaming files, sorting em, moving them around, pruning them

[blissful charm]

oh cool :o

[upbeat scroll]

people who are good at it can write a really short efficient script to get stuff done very fast, but that code ends up being really hard to read unless you understand all the implicit behaviors of everything

[wise wharf]

Would you say it's more powerful than bash?

[upbeat scroll]

I think it was specifically built to be more powerful than bash

and it has a lot in common with bash

[wise wharf]

I see. I guess zsh, fish, and all of those have a similar goal

Uh. But out of all of those, perl is the one that chose you

[upbeat scroll]

well, I mean... my teacher picked it out, as part of the curriculum

if I had my way I'd use python hehe

[wise wharf]

Oof. Python makes me angery
Bold choice, that

[upbeat scroll]

what's your beef? the syntactic whitespace?

[high coyote]

playing Mario 3D World, you?

[wise wharf]

That. Never know if code from a while ago should have that one line within that if or outside.
Also it feels like it pretends types don't exist. Took me the longest time to find out that range(0:2:10) is possible. Tutorials and such don't cover that example often

Also no constants. Why. How. Why.

There's more but I somehow come up short right now

[upbeat scroll]

that's fair

I like pretending types dont exist... until I can't tell what's going on

I've used python a lot so I'm comfortable with it... if I was bashier I would probably enjoy perl more

[wise wharf]

Still not sure whether I like duck typing. Has advantages and drawbacks.
But if I were to need a float array (the most frequent examples, again) suggest
arr = [ 0.0 ] * 5
and so on. Means I can't search the declaration lines quickly, also have to dance around the line to add dimensions and so on.

my Fortran is showing I think

[upbeat scroll]

I hear ya

at least it's not javascript

[wise wharf]

Those are some fun examples. Haven't read them recently

Right. It was

"b" + "a" + +"a" + "a"
outputs: baNaNa

[upbeat scroll]

?

i think you have an extra a

[blissful charm]

oh nice u doing well in it? i just wanna go to bed but i had coffee today so im not tired rip

[high coyote]

oof
well I've had to restart this level like 5 times since I keep destroying the pipe so everything's pretty great

[upbeat scroll]

oh huh, the extra a is necessary

[wise wharf]

🍌
Explanation: https://stackoverflow.com/a/57487955

[upbeat scroll]

right, the null gets added to the next value and turns into NaN

so you could just as easily do "b" + "a" + +"n" + "a"

oh there's no null? it's unary addition?

[wise wharf]

Glad Python ain't Javascript

[upbeat scroll]

i hate js

[wise wharf]

I hope I never have to learn it

[faint panther]

as someone who is learning basic js i approve

[wise wharf]

Have we hogged the channel?

[tranquil bay]

i see code i immediately black out

[wise wharf]

You're among peers, since we black out too when we see javascript

[tranquil bay]

GH KSJCKS just had an emergency a spider tries to share the bed with me [ripping up my blankets in a frenzy]

[wise wharf]

Time to burn down your house? 🔥

[tranquil bay]

not yet, it just needs to vacate my personal bubble please and thanks

[blissful charm]

omg that's horrifying

[upbeat scroll]

jeez, rude spider

[bronze lintel]

There goes your chance on turning to spider man

[dry stratus]

once again i come to this server to post inane things into the chat

so does anyone have any mic recommendations? mine went kaput

[faint panther]

use a mic that works

boom

problem solved

[blissful charm]

10/10 recommendation there

@dry stratus i don't know much abt mics but what are you looking for w one? vc? podcast?

[dry stratus]

voice chat, i'd say. technically i need it for audio recording for a presentation

[faint panther]

I got a Blue Snowball and it honestly sounds great.

[dry stratus]

thanks!

[proud flicker]

Razer Siren served me well so far

[dry stratus]

that was the one i was considering getting! thanks for the rec!

[proud flicker]

Yup. It's very basic, but that's all I need it for. Literally for in game voice chat. I would recommend getting a $10 microphone arm though.

Companies put RnD costs into your price and list it as cost of operation.

[faint canyon]

Going back into the growth topic, it’s possible for companies to want to dip their toes into other sectors as well

And it all costs money

[proud flicker]

Ah yes, vertical integration.

[granite salmon]

can also reinvest profits

[faint canyon]

^ Exactly what I was talking about

[proud flicker]

So it's fine to do whatever means necessary to make more money because you can reinvest profits?

[granite salmon]

I already said that it's a bad way of doing it

[faint canyon]

All in all, companies will always want more money; if they ask for 10m and we give them 10m, they’ll ask for 20m next year and if we give them that 20m, they’ll ask for 40m the following year

[granite salmon]

seeing a possible reason why does not mean I agree with it

[proud flicker]

I'm not denying companies are doing that. Higher profits also means better loan potentials, better investment.

My point is that it's stupid (in the moral sense) to do so.

[granite salmon]

I wasn't thinking about morals

[proud flicker]

I guess we agree to agree?

[granite salmon]

who has morals when it's business

[faint canyon]

As we all know, companies are not our friends, and we can all say how bad their practices are, but that’s not going to stop most of us here from not throwing money their way, right?

[granite salmon]

indeed

[faint canyon]

I mean, I can say “I’m not buying stuffs from Nintendo ever again” but that doesn’t mean the whole world gonna follow in my footsteps

[granite salmon]

I guess you got to have some levels of ethics

they got lots of classes & stuff for that

[faint canyon]

Very pessimistic views, I know, but a realistic one imo

[blissful charm]

im no expert on this but like one person doesn't matter but you gotta get a lot of people together to do something about it

[proud flicker]

We are doing better I think.

EA backpedaled on lootboxes.
More laws on these gambling in disguise issues.
Antitrust lawsuits, etc.

It's possible.

[faint canyon]

From the way I see it, these companies are only ever going to change their ways from their own mistakes

[proud flicker]

Sure.

Then let them know they screw up. That's what the free market is supposed to do right?

[faint canyon]

Like the way you said, EA and their lootboxes

Which reminds me of Nintendo and their online service

It’s bad, NSO is bad

But that’s the only thing we have on the Switch

Other companies have similar models, but offers more in return while also charging more

And the crux of all this? Their services is exclusive to their platforms

While also not opening up to other services coming in to their platforms

Thus, no real competition hiding behind the guise of these services competing against each other

Competition is one of the things that drives better products, that’s what I’m always told

[proud flicker]

Honestly I want XBox to succeed. So far they have done a good job on cross platform stuff.

Of course no solution to platform exclusive titles

[faint canyon]

Honestly, Nintendo is really their own player in their own game, like the only kid playing in their own room

[proud flicker]

But hey, we have HZD on PC now, and Xbox titles are available on Steam, too

EA Play is everywhere

[faint canyon]

Nintendo ain’t joining in on the fun though

[proud flicker]

Nintendo is kinda their own thing, until they aren't.

[blissful charm]

i miss when you didn't have to have a launcher for every single game company and could just put your cd or floppy and just play

[proud flicker]

This is my hot take but I think people overestimate Nintendo and what they can do.

[faint canyon]

Bye bye GameStop

[granite salmon]

this, but now with streaming services..

[proud flicker]

That's what I thought in 2020, until March 2021 happened.

[faint canyon]

Well, as we can see, Nintendo really is the Apple of the gaming scene

[granite salmon]

there is no gamestop in my city

[high coyote]

yeah but the Nintendo Switch has a headphone jack take that atheists

[faint canyon]

Nintendo gets away with selling inferior services and overpricing older titles

[blissful charm]

i remember going to gamestop all the time with my friends in high school... looking for all the cool new releases.....

[granite salmon]

I wish I could use my bluetooth headphones instead though

[proud flicker]

I mean... The thing is, they also don't get away with it.

[high coyote]

no no no this is too real I demand you stop

[faint canyon]

It’s only recently that we have a GameStop-like shop here, right when the real GameStop is going out of trend

[proud flicker]

People don't want to buy overpriced old games.

[granite salmon]

everyone complains about the overpriced titles

[proud flicker]

So what do they do?

[high coyote]

yet they do anyway

[proud flicker]

🏴‍☠️

[granite salmon]

compaining won't stop them buying

[proud flicker]

Ninty is the most 🏴‍☠️-ed company.

[faint canyon]

We buy them anyway sad but true

[high coyote]

the most deathed company?

[granite salmon]

pirated

[high coyote]

the most f-ed company?

[granite salmon]

it's a pirate flag

[proud flicker]

That's why they have a hard on cracking down stuff like Meelee, or emulations

[high coyote]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[proud flicker]

My point is people also pirate a lot of Ninty games, the most iirc.

[granite salmon]

I wish I didn't have to get so many streaming services myself

it's getting ridiculous

[proud flicker]

So they don't always get away with $30 30 year old game.

[faint canyon]

Still, I rarely see people really talk about emulation though, it almost as seems the emu scene is non-existent, at least on the surface as I see it

[high coyote]

I think that's more chalked up to Nintendo being in the game the longest but what do I know

[proud flicker]

Yeah... I mean... If I'm a pirate I probably won't tell you.

[faint canyon]

True

[proud flicker]

And yeah I'm just gonna say it. Emu is cool, but 99% of people are into emu for pirating stuff.

[granite salmon]

netflix, disney+, hbo (nordic even - we don't have max yet), viki, amazon prime video..
if we want more local ones there's viaplay & tv2 sumo & discovery+ & cmore...

why do we suddenly have so many streaming services!?!

[proud flicker]

I have erm Spotify and that's it.

[granite salmon]

that's not even getting into hulu & crunchyroll & such

[high coyote]

funny thing is I try to stream stuff like HBOMax to my friends via Discord but it doesn't fecking work

[proud flicker]

I guess Hulu, too but that's included witb Spotify

[high coyote]

so I just cast a blu-ray player and stream that instead

life hacks

[faint canyon]

Exclusivity breeds money I guess

[granite salmon]

I don't have a free hdmi port for my blu ray player

[high coyote]

F

[granite salmon]

and I need to find a way to hook up audio

[high coyote]

and there aren't enough spaces to free it up?

[granite salmon]

nope

[high coyote]

😔

[granite salmon]

I'm what you call a bit "retro" sometimes

so I have hdmi to a dvd/vhs player

and an appletv cuz this family is still apple

and I have an hdmi that goes into some audio thing

I think

a bit confused about how it works, but my dad set it up so it does

[proud flicker]

I'm what you call a bit "poor" sometimes

[faint canyon]

VHS huh? I only remembered our family having the two-tape Titanic movie and watching it at home

[granite salmon]

I am poor often

[proud flicker]

So I don't need to choose because I can't choose

[faint canyon]

That brings up memories

[granite salmon]

I got the dvd/vhs player for free

it used to be my uncles

same with my speakers

and my audio thingy used to be my dads or my uncles

my couch used to belong to my old babysitter who is a family friend

same with the living room table & the tv table

kitchen table is from my grandmas house

along with the chairs

the bed used to be my uncles too

it can move up & down

I'm very very very used to inheriting things

[faint canyon]

Hand-me-downs are fine when you actually get it. I don’t, I don’t know what happened but I really don’t inherit much stuffs from my family

[granite salmon]

my mom just told people I was moving & they used me to dump their furniture

[faint canyon]

Like, the Switch is my first console and I bought it with my own money, at 31yo

[granite salmon]

except grandma - she had to be put in a home so her stuff was given to family

[granite salmon]

I bought my first console a bit earlier then that.. it was either the 3ds or the psp

but I bought my first phone in 2019

I only had inherited phones up until then

[bitter magnet]

same

[proud flicker]

My first laptop was a 2013 Asus ROG

[granite salmon]

no wait

it was last year?

[proud flicker]

I'm still using it

[granite salmon]

2020

hmm

[bitter magnet]

my first console was ps vita lmao

I just played some games on it then it broke

[granite salmon]

yes, it was 2020 not 2019

I just blanked out most of last year cuz it's like it never happened anyways

[bitter magnet]

faxx

[faint canyon]

RIP

[bitter magnet]

I don't remember anything of significance happening last year

[granite salmon]

I'm still using my moms old macbook air

I've never owned my own computer

it's always been hand-me-down

[bitter magnet]

s a m e

and I'm also using my mom's macbook

lmao

[faint canyon]

I used to owned a laptop for college, sold it when I started working. Mobile gaming is what I’m been surviving on until the Switch

Man, mobile gaming sucks lmao

[granite salmon]

it's from 2013

a MacBookAir6,2

[bitter magnet]

I think mine is from 2015

macbook air

[bitter magnet]

mobile gaming 🥴

the only game I play on mobile

is brawlstars

lol

it's a good game

[faint canyon]

I’m deep into the shooter games on mobile

Or used to

[granite salmon]

I play stupid games on mobile

just adhd games mostly with a couple puzzle ones here & there

and plague inc

cuz I have that game everywhere

[faint canyon]

That said though, I had my first experience on roguelikes with Slay the Spire and Dead Cells on mobile

And that’s how I got here

[granite salmon]

I like games like little alchemy

[bitter magnet]

I played doodle god

but then I finished it

I played a lot of cod mobile in the beta days but when the released it globally my account glitched and all my progress was gone

[faint canyon]

These are probably the games that really got me back into gaming, and shaped how I viewed games nowadays. Like, nowadays, I can’t even play open world games like Witcher 3 because of big gameplay loops

[bitter magnet]

so I stopped playing

[faint panther]

yo wassup everyone

[granite salmon]

and now we've gone full circle

[faint canyon]

Roguelikes has spoiled me

[granite salmon]

and should move back to #video-games

[faint panther]

what do you mean by big gameplay loops?

[faint canyon]

Lmao

[bitter magnet]

the first roguelike I played was enter the gungeon

fun stuff

[granite salmon]

let's move

[faint canyon]

How the game is structured to be a story-driven game and the narrative keeps you going forward

[faint canyon]

Ok lol

[faint panther]

And ur saying that you do or dont like that?

[bronze lintel]

I dropped my laptop at service center for maintenance

I miss it already

[blissful charm]

what's up with your laptop?

[bronze lintel]

Dirty

I have the free coupon for cleaning, so might as well use it

[blissful charm]

yeah if you have a coupon might as well

[royal relic]

lucky you
i haven't seen my laptop for months...
from underneath this thicc layer of dust

[blissful charm]

how on earth are you two getting your laptops so dusty

[royal relic]

[bronze lintel]

Keyboard cover is gone

No idea where it is

[faint panther]

does the hades rank mean you’ve done a clear before?

[blissful charm]

it's for anyone who likes hades

[faint panther]

oh okay

i didnt want people thinking ive done a clear before when i havent

[blissful charm]

understandable

[faint panther]

i can barely even make it out of asphodel

only got to elysium once

[wise wharf]

You'll get there. Took me 45 tries to escape (average is 20-30 )
Now I can reliably escape even with derpy builds

[royal relic]

remember to pet the doggo for good luck! @faint panther

[faint panther]

im on my 20th run on a save file and didnt like what i had for keepsakes and such on it so i decided to start a new one and im on my 11th

[blissful charm]

psst #h1-discussion or #h1-for-new-players

[faint panther]

afternoon everyone

[swift valley]

hi hi

[upbeat rain]

good afternoon

[severe rune]

hello

[languid pewter]

bastion is epic

[tranquil bay]

@velvet mauve eve pfp eve pfp

[velvet mauve]

[tranquil bay]

puts that emote back.........

[upbeat rain]

What

[dawn gust]

[bronze lintel]

Eve pfp

[blissful charm]

hey someone tell me a joke that's actually funny

[dusty rover]

that's a

o
r
d
e
r

[wise wharf]

Hey Babs, did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
||He'll stop at nothing to avoid them||.

[blissful charm]

thank u for that

[wise wharf]

Or about the tiny psychic that escaped from prison.
||It's a small medium at large||
can't remember more

[blissful charm]

im gonna be thinking abt "small medium at large" like randomly for awhile

[gentle leaf]

I dunno if anyone likes figures here but I'm so excited for this!!

hold on

lemme get the tweet lol (im dumb)

https://myfigurecollection.net/item/1213391

orr the mfc link

[tranquil bay]

its mentioned in #h1-discussion :3

[gentle leaf]

ooooo

[gentle leaf]

thank you so much!

[mild pelican]

just so you know people

if somebody calls you and introduces themselves as somebody from police department, and asks to check the number to be sure

don't be

forging phone numbers is a thing now

you can recieve a call from police, from banking service, maybe even from the president, doesn't matter

if it matches the number available for public access, it doesn't mean anything

[dawn gust]

Noted

[upbeat scroll]

It amazes me how there are no security measures to prevent number spoofing

You tell the phone tower what your number is and it just says "ok :)"

[bronze lintel]

Funny thing, I got a scam call few days back

The woman talked very fast when she introduced herself.

Then proceeded to ask me what game do I play when I gamble

I just told her "I don't gamble" and she cut the call

Weird

[dawn gust]

Lel

[proud flicker]

Best way, ask for a number, hang up, and call back

If they are legit, they won't mind.

[blissful charm]

he looks like he's in a toaster oven

[fringe sparrow]

Cats are fluid, we all know it 😂

[royal relic]

i didn't have my glasses on and i thought you put your cat in one of those stone pizza ovens

[blissful charm]

tasty kitty pizza

[royal relic]

[upbeat rain]

i thought that was a loaf of bread

[royal relic]

just so happens i have a pepo for that too

[blissful charm]

thats a LOT of pepe emotes

[real ember]

Yo

[upbeat rain]

hello megaera

[faint panther]

Hey.

[real ember]

Its the almighty pp man

[upbeat rain]

indeed

[real ember]

Bruh ily name its like u had a stroke typing it

[upbeat rain]

lmao

[faint panther]

It's supposed to be an Untitled Goose Game reference, but I guess that zeitgeist is passed.

[royal relic]

well would you look at that
we've got meg, we've got zag

the whole gang is here

[real ember]

I get it

[real ember]

Get in the mystery bus

Gang

[faint panther]

OH WHAT I'VE GOT STREAMTOWN EMOTES HERE?

[real ember]

U do have nitro

Lol

Even if it is classic

[faint panther]

No, but the server might be boosted.

[real ember]

Oh raaaaaaa

[real ember]

Anybody here

[upbeat rain]

no

[real ember]

Ok thats nice

[sick onyx]

Did anyone here beat the madhouse difficulty in RE7 ?

[timber jetty]

Anyone else getting spam messages again?

it happened before: #announcements message

I just got another message similar to that

[violet sky]

nope, still report them tho

[timber jetty]

ah, nevermind I found the source

[bronze lintel]

Morning

Guess who slammed his hand onto the wall so hard he woke up?

[upbeat scroll]

How did THAT happen

[proud flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802615525141643265/848375807800901632/Screenshot_20210529-214207.jpg

Google, what the hell do you think I do for a living?

[upbeat rain]

Bruh wait for it to go on sale smh

[proud flicker]

At 99% off I still can't afford one lmao

[high coyote]

sell watches like it's the stock market?

watch museum?

[proud flicker]

Can we also appreciate the name of the seller?

"affordable"jewelry

[high coyote]

$379,000

I'm assuming USD

[proud flicker]

Yup

[bronze lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/817270982191874081/848426060089786418/Screenshot_20210530-120158_Samsung_Notes.jpg

Moved a lot

Then my hand hit the wall

Truth be told

This is not the first time

Also the wall is thin so when my hand hit it, it made a loud noise

[upbeat scroll]

Ouch

[bronze lintel]

So if I were to share a doodle

Where do I put them?

It's my doodle

Was a bit bored

[limber walrus]

#self-promotion or here in #off-topic-discussion I guess? Assuming it's not SGG related, in which case #fan-works

[bronze lintel]

Nah it's not SGG related

I'mma put this here, cause it's not exactly promoting me

cause it's crap

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/817270982191874081/848445720931729438/Screenshot_20210530-131429_Autodesk_SketchBook.jpg

[dawn gust]

[bronze lintel]

Ah cactuar

[sick onyx]

Dont worry that happends to me as well

[bronze lintel]

Ayyyy

[royal relic]

mornin'

[runic kiln]

Morning

[royal relic]

welp 👏
with that out of the way

time to get angry about video games again!

[real ember]

Yes

[mild flame]

But why

[bronze lintel]

Why not?

[dawn gust]

Porque no?

[real ember]

Yo

[dawn gust]

Hi

[real ember]

Hru

[dawn gust]

Eating ramen

[real ember]

Cool

[dawn gust]

And trying to find a specific cicada

[real ember]

Ew those filthy things all they do is sleep for like 17 yrs come up to ground screech and have sex

[upbeat rain]

They what

[dawn gust]

Not entirely wrong

[naive fulcrum]

I have a question for anyone who’s knowledgeable on neuroscience or the brain, does our brain think in the background? Like if we’re given information, and the will the brain subconsciously think about it

[royal relic]

ooooohhhh boi

ooooohhh food coma is a real thing, yall

[proud flicker]

Good bye

[wraith remnant]

Hi

[upbeat rain]

hi

[mild pelican]

that's how dreams work, i think, most of them are meant to sort out all the info that was given during the day

[wraith remnant]

Ooh possible

[blissful charm]

beans

[royal relic]

[upbeat rain]

What

Why is that a thing

[royal relic]

there's a pepo for every occasion

[wise wharf]

Babs went today on ||paw patrol ehehe||. Nice findings

[blissful charm]

this was right before i took a shower and i was like oh i HAVE to get these beans

and then milo nearly slapped my phone bc he hates having his photo taken

[wise wharf]

Uh. This begs the question. Does the same thing happen if you pretend to take a photo with any other non-phone rectangle

[blissful charm]

that is a good question actually

he's sort of random abt it bc it's mostly when he's half-asleep and doesn't want to be bothered

but now i have to try this

bothering my cat for science

[royal relic]

huh
am i a cat too?

[proud flicker]

you are a skeleyon

[blissful charm]

only if you're a furry

[royal relic]

skeleyon, yes

[upbeat rain]

whats a skeleyon

[royal relic]

aks foxhope

[upbeat rain]

ok

[upbeat rain]

whats a skeleyon

[royal relic]

wait...

[royal relic]

AKS foxhope
boi we're both pretty today

[upbeat rain]

nah tahts hao yuo r suposd two spel it

[proud flicker]

it's like skeleton, but beYONd your understanding

[upbeat rain]

nothing is beyond my understanding

[wise wharf]

Wait is this a Cthulhu chat now

[mild pelican]

Catulhu

[proud flicker]

so you must know everything
but then you must also know the thing that you do not know
but the thing you do not know cannot be known by you
and yet you know eveything
that thing that you do not know yet know is the skeleyon

[upbeat rain]

yeah pretty much

[mild pelican]

i thought

you can understand something, but not know it yet

[proud flicker]

therefore you existed

[mild pelican]

you may be unaware, but comprehend

[real ember]

Hello anyone there

[upbeat rain]

Nope

I am not here

[severe rune]

yall good?

[blissful charm]

tired

but actually good besides that

[severe rune]

very nice

[royal relic]

mornin'

[blissful charm]

mornin

since it's technically morning over here

[bronze lintel]

It's evening here

[royal relic]

it's always morning somewhere

unless you're in a cyberpunk dystopia
then it's always night, i suppose

[mild pelican]

it's morning when you woke up, even if it's 4 pm

[bronze lintel]

You sound like my brother

Kek

[mild pelican]

also it's not tomorrow untill that moment, even if it's 5 am, it's still yesterday

[limber walrus]

As I say, "It's not tomorrow (for me) until I wake up"
The issue is when I wake up in the middle of the night like right now xD

[proud flicker]

Preach

[limber walrus]

Anyway bai~ I go back to sleep now

[proud flicker]

It's not morning until I wake up

[blissful charm]

speaking of waking up in the middle of the night

been on and off awake for the past..... 4 hrs

rip

ough my eyes hurt so bad'

[real ember]

Ooga booga

[blissful charm]

ooga booga

[dawn gust]

osh kosh b'gosh

[upbeat rain]

Unga bunga

[proud flicker]

Ayaya

[limber walrus]

Cat

She is making the most adorable noises

[blissful charm]

oh floofy

please tell cat i love her

[bronze lintel]

Was in VC with my friend when his dog kept barking

I convinced him that barking back is good cause it establish dominance

So for the next 15 mins, I listened to him barking at his dog

[upbeat rain]

what

[bronze lintel]

I find it funny that he took my advice

Cause I don't even have a dog

[sick onyx]

yo whens your new song comin out?

[high coyote]

hell yeah I love Chihuahuas

[real ember]

Um bruh a cat is a filthy animal a chihuahua is a lovely lil bug eyed doggy

[limber walrus]

I'm equally confused by both of those comments, well done

[high coyote]

I aim to confuse

👍

[upbeat rain]

What's a chihuahua

[high coyote]

it's kind of like a deer but blue

[upbeat rain]

What's a deer

[high coyote]

a deer is like a red crab

[upbeat rain]

whats a crab

[high coyote]

it's kind of like a bigger pp man

but yellow

[upbeat rain]

Wait what color are crabs normally

[high coyote]

puce

[upbeat rain]

Oh

[upbeat rain]

Wait what

[high coyote]

yeah, you didn't know?

[upbeat rain]

No

[limber walrus]

Everything

Everything is become crab

🦀

[high coyote]

oh shoot that's right

I forgot

[upbeat rain]

Wait how do you become a crab

[limber walrus]

Time

[high coyote]

sorry I haven't been paying attention in Social Science alot

[limber walrus]

It is inevitable

[upbeat rain]

Ok

How many colors does it take to transform into a crab

[high coyote]

I think I might become a crab on my 12,394th birthday

with the combined colors of puce, puce, green, red, and puce

[upbeat rain]

Epic

[cursive pivot]

https://youtu.be/NOHjMwPTCXQ?list=LL

small one

[dawn gust]

Tiny

[proud flicker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RrreVthWRY

Featuring comedy gold such as "The purpose of school is to prepare kids for the real world and in the real world, people don't give a crap."

[bronze lintel]

Morn

[dusty rover]

eve

[proud flicker]

No

[bronze lintel]

Yes

[dawn gust]

Maybe

[proud flicker]

It's classified

[dawn gust]

Classified my butt

[blissful charm]

he's helping me put away the groceries

[limber walrus]

Good

[high coyote]

nice clock

[blissful charm]

i got it at the thrift store for a dollar

thank u

it's broken so it's always knuckles o'clock

[wise wharf]

Isn't that the laundry machine Milo was on top of a few days ago

"GET OVER HERE" -> "Thank for helping mr Milo"

[dawn gust]

milo kunis

[blissful charm]

no he was on top of the shelf above the laundry machines

[wise wharf]

Poor guy must feel like Zag sometimes
Works at night earning diamonds to regain access to the shelves on top of the laundry machines and the fridge

Hades chases him around taking pictures. Ruff life

[dawn gust]

hard knock lifee

[blissful charm]

he can't be in the laundry shelf because he knocks the light bulbs off

[dusty rover]

causing property damage? sounds like zag

[wise wharf]

No wonder he does. Lightbulbs mean night doesn't come. If night doesn't come, job doesn't come

[blissful charm]

zag 🤝 milo
being a rude boy

[dawn gust]

rude

[clever depot]

<@&456908176877551658>, can you ban the account KEN_KANIKE? This is a SCAM account. I have proof.

[chilly briar]

Can you please DM me a screenshot? 🙂

[clever depot]

@leaden bane

Banned!

[blissful charm]

happy pride month everyone

[hearty jewel]

Happy pride month!!!

[real ember]

Dope

[indigo walrus]

Happy pride month all!

[neat rover]

Happy pride month 😄

[upbeat rain]

whats a clock

[royal relic]

it's a polymer frame, short recoil operated, select fire pistol

oh wait, no
that's a glock

[upbeat rain]

oh epic

[upbeat rain]

wait whats a glock

[mint narwhal]

like a pistol but different somehow idk

[upbeat rain]

no thats a clock

i wanna know what a glock is

[mint narwhal]

a glock is the thing you where on your feet

[upbeat rain]

oh

i dont wear anything on my feet

[royal relic]

this proves it
we're just machines living in the matrix, running an infinite loop at the moment

[upbeat rain]

oh cool

[mint narwhal]

I really hope that on the off chance the matrix theory is true that I am not a robot because a good like 53% of my DM history is me bullying discord bots

mainly MEE6

[upbeat rain]

why mee6

[mint narwhal]

because they're an annoying moss-licker

[upbeat rain]

have you told them to stop

[mint narwhal]

I told them to f off

like 17 times

[upbeat rain]

what did they say

[royal relic]

if that matrix theory is right and it turns out that i am - in fact - a robot...

i bet someone's gonna make me run doom some day eventually

[mint narwhal]

nothing and then harassed me more

I was in a server and the MEE6 stuff was super strict so I was harassed for everything

[upbeat rain]

have you tried saying no?

[mint narwhal]

MEE6 is a robot and it does what its programmed

[royal relic]

don't we all?

[upbeat rain]

no, my mom told me to go to bed at 8:00 but i went to sleep at 8:03, i do not do what i am programmed to do

nobody can tell me what to do

[mint narwhal]

and I think bullying it and telling it to "eat 27 double cheeseburgers with extra onions and cry yourself to sleep alone, you horrible sequence o f 0s and 1s"

is funny

[upbeat rain]

you should unplug mee6 and plug it back in

if you do that it wont bother you anymore

[mint narwhal]

I havent been in a server with MEE6 for months

mostly because every other moderation bot is better

a server Im in has a custom moderation bot and we all just bully them

[upbeat rain]

you shouldnt bully the bots

robots will take over the world, and the discord bots will come after you

[mint narwhal]

what'll they do? Talk to me?

[upbeat rain]

yes

they will say very mean words to you

[mint narwhal]

wow so scary

[upbeat rain]

and they will pinch you

[mint narwhal]

whats MEE6 gonna do when I block them

[upbeat rain]

they will make another account

[mint narwhal]

block button still exists

smh

[upbeat rain]

yeah but like

the robots will take over the world

[mint narwhal]

theyd rule the planet better than any human could and you know it

[royal relic]

easy there, pp man
i watched the terminator recently and i don't want to think about robots taking over the world

though... come to think of it
they do look pretty cool, not gonna lie

[mint narwhal]

bruh spotify just rickrolled me

[upbeat rain]

nice

[upbeat rain]

ye its cool

[golden nebula]

Hi

[upbeat rain]

hi

[severe rune]

hello

[mint narwhal]

anyways school sucks

[blissful charm]

hs is hard

altho like grad school sucks too actually so ur right

[mint narwhal]

especially here in america, schools here are the actual worst

[blissful charm]

yeah i cant say much on other schools but american high schools have serious problems

[mint narwhal]

american schools in general have serious problems

[blissful charm]

ive been taking literacy intervention classes and a lot of middle and high school students are below average on reading scores

bc our schools are failing our students

[mint narwhal]

Im like 93% sure the men's restroom hasnt been cleaned since like 1983

the boys bathroom in my district is disgusting but the women's is like
actually clean

[forest basalt]

Happy Pride month y'all!

[upbeat rain]

happy pride month

[mint narwhal]

happy pride month

[fringe sparrow]

say what

its Children's Day today in Poland

[proud flicker]

Happy mride ponth

[mint narwhal]

good for poland

[quick cairn]

That’s such a damn mood lmao

[severe rune]

Yeah school can be rough

[real ember]

Bcs men dont give af tbh

[mint narwhal]

fair

also theyre like the whole reason its like that

like there's pee e v e r y w h e re I hate it

so much

[real ember]

Exactly

[upbeat rain]

true

[real ember]

Women dont understand how hard it is to actually aim for the toilet most of the time

[upbeat rain]

thats why i tried my best to stop using the bathroom

my schools bathrooms are disgusting

[mint narwhal]

trueeeeeeeeeeeee

[bronze lintel]

reminds me of that one time in HS, a group of girls had a birthday party at men's toilet which resulted with cakes all over the wall.

I wish I was joking

[proud flicker]

What

[bronze lintel]

[upbeat rain]

[real ember]

Wtf

[upbeat rain]

how did that happen?

[real ember]

Shouldnt have even been in there

[mint narwhal]

not the worst thing Ive heard of in the men's room

[bronze lintel]

my question is, why in the bathroom?

[real ember]

Lol

[upbeat rain]

nice

[bronze lintel]

of all places

[bronze lintel]

dang

[upbeat rain]

why not?

[bronze lintel]

cause it's unsanitary?

[real ember]

But it isnt their bathroom to do it in

[bronze lintel]

and a waste of cake

[upbeat rain]

lmao

[mint narwhal]

Ive heard of uh..................certain symbols from a period of time vaguely in the 1940s that I will not mention made of human feces

also pentagrams

lotsa pentagrams

so many

[upbeat rain]

what

[mint narwhal]

so so many

[real ember]

Hmmm let me think peace symbols obv

Ofc peace symbols

Its gotta be

[mint narwhal]

peace symbol thats not really a peace symbol anymore

[real ember]

What?

[bronze lintel]

thankfully, the kids at my HS wasn't um... wild enough for that

[real ember]

Bruh i was making a jk that the swastika was a peace symbol

[mint narwhal]

it was

actually

[severe rune]

The good thing about school is that its almost summer break for most people

[mint narwhal]

before it was......that

[severe rune]

or if you're in college, you're already out

[mint narwhal]

it was an ancient indian peace symbol

[real ember]

Ik but most peeps dont know that

[severe rune]

most schools in the us are out in mid-june right?

[upbeat rain]

ye

[real ember]

Wouldnt know dont live there

[mint narwhal]

but like 90% of my schools bathroom stalls in the mens rooms have ||penises, swastikas, and pentagrams||

[mint narwhal]

ye

also fun fact: if the pentagram is right-side up it means protection

it only means satan stuff if its upside down

most people dont know that

[upbeat rain]

what

[mint narwhal]

why do they let kids have pencils anymore tbh

[real ember]

Except for broken toilets and showers

[mint narwhal]

if the school can afford laptops use em

the slides always had the worst

[real ember]

Lol my school is a joke

Like the definition of a clown

[mint narwhal]

Wait why did I even sensor this

Im dum

[real ember]

Yes

U

R

[blissful charm]

im very tired and about to go to work but none of you get into shenanigans

[real ember]

Cant promise that boss

[mint narwhal]

||one slide had like 15 swastikas, the n-word, and a bunch of jokes about sex that made everyone uncomfortable||

[real ember]

Noice

MURICA

[upbeat rain]

uhh

what

[mint narwhal]

teenage american white boys are absolutely wild

[upbeat rain]

what is wrong with your school

[mint narwhal]

well its in america for one

[real ember]

whats wrong with america*

Oops beat me to it

[mint narwhal]

2, I live in a VEEEEEEEEERY republican state, so there's lots of bigoty and white supremacy/male privilege everywhere

[real ember]

Not surprised just bcs its america

[severe rune]

:(

[mint narwhal]

the midwest sucks

[real ember]

Like no offense but i detest ur country or continent

Oop

[mint narwhal]

if you go to america go to new england or the pacific northwest

[mint narwhal]

oh no I agree

america sucks

[real ember]

Fake england

Fakes

Ew

[mint narwhal]

yea

[real ember]

Yes

[mint narwhal]

new england is actually pretty nice as far as america goes

LEVELS OF HELL:
Styx
Elysium
Asphodel
Tartarus
Erebus
The United States of America

[real ember]

True

[bronze lintel]

why does that sentence sound funny?

[mint narwhal]

bc im bad at grammar

[real ember]

Actually just unlocked erebus gate

[mint narwhal]

also Oregon and Washington State are nice

the south and midwest are the worst.
Dont Go There.

[real ember]

Mhm backwater incest towns

Ik

[mint narwhal]

Midwest is like the conservative bigotry of the south combined with the beautiful nature of new england

the hiking trails are nice, but besides that its hell

[real ember]

Bro fake england real england is best

[quick cairn]

Ok America isn’t that bad I live there too

[mint narwhal]

also there's so much wheat and corn

[mint narwhal]

eh???

[real ember]

Bro i dont live in america and it is that bad

[quick cairn]

It’s not that bad lol

[real ember]

It is

[mint narwhal]

its not the worst place to live

[real ember]

Rly is

[mint narwhal]

but its definitely not a great place to live

[real ember]

To me it would be one of the worst countrys to live in

[mint narwhal]

Land of the Free!!*

*must be a cishet white man

[real ember]

Even then you will die if you dont have money

Sad

[quick cairn]

Every country you run into will have racial biases

[mint narwhal]

yeah 😔

[real ember]

Ofc but not as bad as america

[quick cairn]

Yea capitalism sucks but there is government assisted stuff

[real ember]

Maybe russia can give them a run for their money in racism and homophobia and just general discrimination

[quick cairn]

you know Europe was the one that started America so who’s to blame there

[real ember]

Shush

I wish that had never happened

[mint narwhal]

Canada is like if America wasnt LGBTQ+phobic and the people were nicer.
the UK is like the US of Europe and we all know it

[quick cairn]

Aren’t there parts of like the Middle East that it’s deadass illegal to be lgbtq+ and can be put to death

[real ember]

wtf did u just say

[quick cairn]

Like half of Canada isn’t inhabited lmao

[real ember]

Plus we aint in europe

So get yo facts right

[mint narwhal]

yea

its in the continent of Europe

it may not be in the EU anymore (or it still is but its still in the process of leaving im not sure) but its still in the continent

the UK has similar laws and capitalism, and lotsa discrimination, the main differences being its location and the government structure

[quick cairn]

Most of Europe has socialism which is good if done well

[real ember]

But it isnt part of europe its not attached to any other country or continent thats part of europe so therefore it isnt

[mint narwhal]

yea, thats why I said america isnt the worst place ever

the territory is universally considered to be part of the european continent

Hawaii isnt connected to anything but its still in North America

[real ember]

Thats bcs america owns it

Im pretty sure

[quick cairn]

It’s an American state yes

[real ember]

Boom

[mint narwhal]

yea but also its located closest to north american territory, therefore its north america

Greenland is owned by denmark but its still in North America

[quick cairn]

So since Iceland isn’t connected to anything what’s Iceland a part of…

[mint narwhal]

North America

[real ember]

Bro i cba with this ur country/continent is too confusing and honestly i despise it

[quick cairn]

Lmao

Maps are fun

[real ember]

Peace

[mint narwhal]

whatever countries are a scam invented by the UN

[severe rune]

I think earth is cool

i like the planet :)

[mint narwhal]

yes

[neat rover]

same

[severe rune]

Theres a lot of really cool looking places

[neat rover]

I think it's pretty cool to go on google street view and just look at random cities / countries etc.

[upbeat rain]

im moving to mars as soon as i can

[mint narwhal]

I like that when were on earth we dont die

space is cool but radiation is not

[neat rover]

agreed xd

[proud flicker]

that's how you get superpower, actually

what's not to like

[mild pelican]

Glowing in the dark is not very useful superpower

And comes with downsides

Like, a lot

[bronze lintel]

yea

can't sneak in to the kitchen

[mint narwhal]

how to get superpowers:
step 1.)
Rare birth defect

on earth if you eat all the food in the house they call you a fatass

in space they call you a horrible person bc that was the last of their rations

[neat rover]

what would be better?

[mint narwhal]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[neat rover]

mood

[ebon gate]

slidin in to wish everyone a good day!

[neat rover]

Thank you and you too 🙂

[blissful charm]

an boy

[granite salmon]

@proud flicker https://humans-are-space-orcs.tumblr.com/

it's a whole thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCpKJzB5cSk

[proud flicker]

dang they even accommodate people who can't read

[granite salmon]

ofc

[high coyote]

yo is that Gex

[upbeat rain]

what is gex

[high coyote]

it's when a mommy and a da-

[mint narwhal]

its Gex

obviously

[real ember]

Minus the p

[upbeat rain]

what is minus the p

[high coyote]

it's a form of cheese

[real ember]

Called

[upbeat rain]

oh nice

[mild pelican]

minus p is q

[upbeat rain]

*you're

[mild pelican]

or b

[upbeat rain]

oh wow

thats crazy

[real ember]

If you used the internet a bit more u would know

[upbeat rain]

yeah true

but what is the internet

[mild pelican]

every day we learn something new

[upbeat rain]

yeah

[high coyote]

*U're

[upbeat rain]

oh true

[mild pelican]

u'r

[upbeat rain]

my bad

[high coyote]

the internet is where people commit war crimes

[real ember]

Not even a word

[upbeat rain]

i commit war crimes irl

so why do it on the internet

[high coyote]

darn

for shoots and giggles

[upbeat rain]

nice

[upbeat rain]

its australian

[mild pelican]

internet is brainwashing kids, turning them into nazis, atheists and homosexuals

that's what smart people say on TV

they can't be wrong, right

[upbeat rain]

yeah

they are always correct

[simple owl]

hey @forest basalt ,

Remember this?

[forest basalt]

yes

[simple owl]

🔫

check this out

[forest basalt]

oh my, tizo my boy, i love him even more

[limber walrus]

Honk why

[simple owl]

Honk why not

[forest basalt]

Hey Swan

[limber walrus]

hai~

long time no see lmao

[forest basalt]

been a while

[limber walrus]

huh, I guess that's the only <sigh> emote I have

this one also fits though

:P

[forest basalt]

anyway back to lurk mode, luv y'all

[simple owl]

oh come on swan

[bleak obsidian]

Happened to me

[proud flicker]

how do I become gay?

[limber walrus]

you want to donate a better one?

[livid hornet]

yes

[hearty jewel]

lmao

Still better than Ben, tho

[forest basalt]

i can turn you gay just gimme your pfp

[proud flicker]

No

[severe rune]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-hi-there-greetings-gif-9442662

[proud flicker]

W = Double V not Double U

[indigo walrus]

General Kenobi!

[severe rune]

A classic

[indigo walrus]

An elegant gif, for a more civilized age.

[severe rune]

absolutely

[blissful charm]

it's boy time

[severe rune]

cat

:)

[wise wharf]

Strong "paint me like one of your French girls" vibe

[granite salmon]

TIL about the unconventional punctuaction mark Interrobang

‽

literally an ! & a ? on top of each other

‽

I didn't know it had a name

that when you did !? it's called interrobang
⁉️

who comes up with these names‽

[proud flicker]

that's an interesting fact ‽

[granite salmon]

the internet - teacher of strange facts whenever & wherever so long as you've got a connection & functional interface

[proud flicker]

debugging is called debugging because early computers needed cleaning of dead insects stuck inside to work properly

[granite salmon]

[high coyote]

darnit the roaches got in the GPU again

7th time this week...

[proud flicker]

it's completely true btw

[blissful charm]

after being awake for 18 hrs i was falling asleep but milo that bastard woke me up by trying to attack Zia

[sinful spindle]

Hi

[violet sky]

@ a mod I was wondering. I made a website that is for Pyre. Should I put it in #self-promotion or #fan-works

[rain mortar]

I guess that depends on what you mean by "for Pyre" - my initial impression is #fan-works but feel free to DM me the link and I can give you a concrete answer

[violet sky]

ah babs already said #self-promotion

thanks tho

[rain mortar]

Oh, well then there we go ha ha

[violet sky]

and by for pyre its just a tool for keeping track of a elo like score system i made mainly for the rite club

[rain mortar]

Understood. That does seem more in line with self promotion

[real ember]

Oh yay

Im back

After a 24hr mute

I didnt deserve

[upbeat scroll]

Wb

[limber walrus]

Could always DM a mod if that's the case, for future ref

[royal relic]

swan's color nickname always make me think he's a mod

every time i see it

without missing a beat

[limber walrus]

xD