Yo, I was messing around with some image forensics and found something interesting: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936363950168219669/996260361995042857/unknown.png
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I can read most of that, part of the top left is hard though
Ehat does that say lmao
that looks like an album cover
You're right it does
This 🙏 🙏
My cat is pretty codependent haha
I believe it is:
|| Universe Simulator ????
Press any key to ???? ||
What's image forensics
https://29a.ch/photo-forensics/#forensic-magnifier In the case of what I'm doing there that's error level analysis which basically runs the photo through jpeg compression a bajillion times. This is used in identifying photoshopped photos by looking for things that don't make sense when compressed(but the joke here is that the JWST photo just has ">Universe Simulator Loaded >Press any key to continue" in the background, I did the photoshopping).
Curious
AFAIK this is pretty archaic, though, from an actual forensics angle because good photoshop platforms do fun things with algorithms and machine learning to make things look a bit more natural
Can it detect high quality cgi
seems unlikely?
yeah probably not
Since CGI is not a photomanipulation of the direct file, and is re-encoded afterwards(and in the case of the sample image I just tried, has been reuploaded a few dozen times and re-compressed using different encodings) its usually not that easy to spot using these tools but you'll notice that the dragon here has a different "texture" of error even in its shadows which could hint at it being a photomanipulation but I wouldn't pass it in court
The subtle tell for the actual photo IMO is that her hand doesn't look quite right for there being something there, IMO, but the ELA doesn't show that at all
pre-CGI
It sounds so cool tbh
Can you show an example of how a detected photoshopped photo looks like?
the default image from the tool I linked is a good example of what they're looking for
I mean, its deliberately bad because its an educational tool image that's designed to show you how all the tools work
but yeah
I made a bad shop
You can see how there's a big red spot where there isn't really anything that interesting in the photo?
I'm presuming that's because I didn't feather there, like a chump
So basically you can photoshop something that can't be detected using this method of detecting
Yes. As mentioned this is pretty antiquated as digital photo manipulation has come a ways in the last decade
This is less a gram stain for photoshop and more a, "hmm maybe if I look at it upside down and backwards something obvious will pop up about the shadows being wrong."
bro tsa took my yogurt can we get an f
They let like the 5 million pills go by fine but a sealed peach yogurt? Nah
national security issue ok
Must be hiding a bomb in the peaches
C4 yogurt
Lmao i
dad got me a new yogurt at least
I hate the airport so much
I hate planes rven mlre
yogurt is obviously a potent explosive
airports + flying are awful forever. are you at least going somewhere fun?
have you guys seen the image of the walmart checkout conveyer belt completely loaded with bananas?
that happened to me today at my job except with chips
they love chips i guess
i prefer banana
yeah
both
it's pretty weird to see them circular instead of long shape
also did you ask them whether they are the person in math problems?
summer camp! In california! Just landed gonna be gone for like three weeks
also the flight got better though
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY LMAO
also someone let me use their phone cord because mine wasnt working so shoutout to them lmao
oh cool! have fun remember to wear sunscreen
I underestimated how much "running up that hill" helps overthinking traumatic thoughts
banana chips are awesome 👀
You are right
They're dangerous for me. I could eat a whole bag. That's why I occasionally buy the one that's coated with sugar. It will stop me from eating the whole thing.
I love banana chips
The Man With The World's Longest Moustache
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This man just out-stached hades
man i can't imagine spending 2 hours grooming just a mustache... incredible
once I get testosterone and start growing a moustache it'll be over
speaking of: i'm now on the path to a public health assessment for transitioning
if it doesn't work out i'll have to seek out private options, which isn't terrible but would be a slight waste of my time


hello there!


Out of context but holy can we talk about ytb ads recently ?
They packing on that mf
There's no yt ads in my country
Yeah
Idk why
Monetization is off for my country
So it apparently affects all appearing ads
rip vanced, at least it still works
a perfect loaf, co-starring Jodi poster
I pay YT to get rid of ads (though primarily to play things with the screen off) so idk what's been going on either
I was on yt premium but then google play exited the country
Playing things with screens off is op
Yeah I sleep better with background stuff so I consider it a mental health investment
I'm glad I don't have trouble sleeping
or do i
How mischievous
i went out for a big bike ride and im half dead
arms looking like 2 overcooked sausages
I've accrued 100 hours of PTO and I don't know what to do with it
They are horrible.
the tiktok/webtoon ads feul my rage
what's up with them
Personally I can't justify giving money to youtube when they make moves that actively harm creators
Even if its not done intentionally
Mostly unskippable ads, with the ads you can skip after 5s becoming increasingly sparse
this is why i just straight up don't watch yt videos on my phone
I meant the tiktok/webtoon ones
I also heard terfs were spreading "ads" through the tube
i strongly recommend adblock
can't have adblock on mobile
boyfriends ads r annoying and im gonna snap my phone in half i see that tiktok ad of that guy making noises and laughing
Again
boyfriends is the most comic ever
i treat it the same way i treat dilbert comic strips in the newspaper
i loooove webcomics but boyfriends is very mid
it's a pretty terrible looking webcomic but i think people get weird about hating it sometimes. like they enjoy hating it a little too much you know?
the polyam rep is decent despite the cringiness of the dialogue and characterisations. the hate it garners reminds me of people who spend a lot of energy hating on the kind of queer people who use flower crown profile pics; it's a bit much
I feel like this happens a lot with media
Like people basing their personality around hating on a show/character and continually posting about that
You can with Firefox
something something social media has encouraged a culture of tying ones identity to the media you consume so therefore that media has to be perceived as some arbitrary value of "good" bc then you are good, and you dont consume media that is perceived as "problematic" bc that would make you a bad person
or whatever
vanced was ordered to stop development, but it still works as a youtube app that blocks ads
i mean i don't think this is entirely "this is bad so i'm going to make it a facet of my personality" i think part is definitely a reaction to the whole "uwu soft gay wholesome smol bean" since that's really its whole look. so homophobe are really extremely mad about it and then so are "i'm not like those other gays i'm normal" type people and they're not chilling out about it.
oh no im speaking generally, i dont rly care about the drama around that comic
theres also stuff abt the creator being problematic or whatever so people hating on it use that as justification as to why its inherently bad, which imo ties back to the whole tying identity to what you consume, and therefore u cant knowingly consume content that has some "bad" part to it
Brave supports NFTs so their judgement is dubious at best but they're OK at monile adblocking
guys i have a weird question becos my Eng sucks
Brave is also chromium based (like basically every modern browser except firefox at this point)
do you use " task or quest completed" or "complete"?
I know "mission complete" sounds so natural
Depends on how it's phrased
For " task complete" either is applicable
But for something like "I have completed the task", complete doesn't work
And for something like "I will complete the task" completed doesn't work
pain
just found out that I was following a terf on tumblr and I am livid
Don't you just love a big order 5 mins after your friend left for friday prayer? I climbed the stairs from first to third floor three times.
Fun

I think goth is hot so I read
so this high school student is starting a project with my lab (university academic) and yesterday he tried explaining discord to me and I had to patiently wait for him to finish describing it to tell him that yes, I am also a gamer
someday
Daym that must've been.... Lol
kid's just being considerate to old people!
kids these days * shakes cane*
zucc
The free access which many young people have to romances, novels, and plays has poisoned the mind and corrupted the morals of many a promising youth…
Outrageous
Isn't it funny how it's went from "kids just wanna read those Yucky Books" to "why aren't kids reading books anymore"
Pretty sure ancient Greeks despite books because you don't have to memorize things.
Whither are the manly vigour and athletic appearance of our forefathers flown? Can these be their legitimate heirs? Surely, no; a race of effeminate, self-admiring, emaciated fribbles can never have descended in a direct line from the heroes of Potiers and Agincourt…
Calling people soy boys since 1500s
thine boys of soy
Lol
I just had to bail from another discord server bc the most active regular started throwing a tantrum when someone they were talking to stopped replying
going on about it's "ghosting" and how their "feelings were hurt"
I tried reasoning that the could have been suddenly called away and they started going on about "it's basic respect to leave a brb"
like this wasn't dms, it's the general chat that everyone is in
and they went "how would you feel if I just stopped replying to you" and I said "close the window and do other stuff"
Have they never got left in read before?
I once replied to my cousin after 3 years.
honestly unless something is time sensitive or really important who cares if someone doesn't respond right away. sucks when you really want to keep talking or want a response but it's like not a big deal
Shed asked how tall I was.
3 years later, I told her my height and said sorry I needed time to grow.
i remember you posting that
Oh haha, my memory is failing me
Am I getting old?
Can I yell at the youths to get off my lawn?
of course
chess is a mere amusement of a very inferior character 
truly videogames before videogames
mortadella and parmiggiano sandwhich is so good
Why is my memory getting worse
In last week I've noticed I often can't remember words terms abbreviations and other things
That I sure could remember before
It's like my memories are shattering
I feel like my mind is falling apart
cognitive impairment/brain fog can come from a lot of different sources and cause things like that. medication side effects, drug use, lack of sleep, stress, mental illness, acute and chronic physical illness, trauma. it's a hard thing to go through and i'm sorry you're experiencing it right now.
@proud flicker maybe this isn't an appropriate moment for humor
I thought you meant mozzarella until I googled it
adella est mort
mortadella is just bollogna written in times new roman
Lol
Overheard conversation between 2 Christians in a restaurant: yeah if one of us just convinces, say, 2 people, and then they each convince 2 more- wait that's like multi-level marketing...but it's the Good kind!
There's such a thing as a good MLM!?
Yes, man loving man xd
Heck, you right
they were likely going for the gist of "but our product is not like the rest, it's better because xyz", which is yet another common MLM recruiting hook
||marxism leninism maoism||
Mini Llama, Marmalade
boy i sure cant wait for the next recession
you might be up to smoething here
Did I land the game company job? No
But surprise surprise I'm working in a nice job already👀
Boss just walked in with boardshorts on and apparently he's been out fishing over the weekend. It's a real upgrade from having a boss that only listens to mediocre rock all day
hey that's great

If a broken clock is right twice a day, how many times is a normal clock right in a day?
how long is a day?
0, unless you're lucky
infinitely, because if we divide Earth into infinitely small timezones, there will always be a region which matches the clock's indicated time at any point
What is that calculus witchery
yo is anyone norwegian? here
Used to be
what changed
They got turned into a newt
keep in mind that i did not make this animation, i just posted it because its funny
I got better
Laid my phone face down for a few minutes and it tried to buy a year of nitro 
Imagine how different history would be if arranged marriage didn't exist
Imagine all the people
hi
someone just told me that they liked my name and i replied "thanks i chose it myself" lol
anywayd hru guys?
im tired
i do that all the time haha
i'm awake~
i am also tired, had a busy day in my book. watched a movie that i actually enjoyed for once
That's a chad move.
If they ask "really?", just say Yes and refuse to elaborate
The Vikings are here - wear a helmet!
Helmets have protected our ancestors throughout centuries.
Wear a helmet next time you mount your bike!
The campaign is produced for the Danish Road Safety Council by NewLand Film and &Co 2021
I was required to read a training on how to use an online lockbox.
The training material on how to get access is ... inside said lockbox.
have you tried thinking outside the lockbox
I did by sending an email to my manager lol
be funny if this training material says to contact manager anyway!

funny cause that's how I got my current name
I’m thinking of doing a Hades cosplay next year.
what character were you thinking?
Athena.
oh nice good luck with it!
Dew it
binyot
What is boba 
i think its a star wars character
boba can either refer to the tapioca pearls or the bubbles produced when bubble tea is shaken
or. the dude from star wars
I should try boba with tea or something
get a milk tea, it's good
people usually get them at boba shops. these colorful cups look very inviting
personally i ask them to change the tapioca to grass jelly instead
I typically order aloe instead
when i buy boba i like to get it with coconut jelly as well
its great
if i make it at home though its just whatever milk tea i have and some pearls lol
I have nothing against boba but I don't order them. Not because I don't like them, but because you have to actively aim your straw at them. "You can just drink it without caring about it." What if the milk tea is gone and there are still bobas in there? I'm not gonna open the seal JUST to eat the boba, the whole experience is drinking milk tea alongside the boba.
exactly my thoughts lol
next stop, boba in a bowl-a
Around here, boba tea was the absolute fastest trend to come and go I've ever seen. At one point, everyone was having them, four stores right next to each other, and half a year later everything gone
ive actually never had boba tea
im a bit scared to try it honestly
hey this is a video detailing a scam that has been going around recently, please watch it to avoid risks (i should point that im not the owner nor maker of the video and take no credit of it,m just sharing it for safety purpuses) https://youtu.be/0HtnCH1t4a8
Discord is becoming a haven of scams and frauds. In this video I'm going to show you a widespread scam that is going around and stealing discord accounts and scamming nitro from your parent's credit card. I'm going to show you how this discord scam works, how to avoid it, and how to recover your account after being scammed.
This scam basically ...
hopefully this helps
I ask for half boba, sure I don't get a discount but there's no worrying about having leftover
be me
upstanding Discord member
someone tried to scam me by telling me I did something shameful
laugh
block
don't get scammed
Quick, someone tell me an obscure inside joke punchline/meme from your work
akkatone
you would think it's that easy, but a ridiculous amount of people are falling for these
the one "I don't know if it was you but what you said to that girl was awful" gets the most people hooked 
Haha i got that exact one from a few weeks ago
Just remember everyone, no scanning in-server QR codes 
Send me your username and password, I can help you check if your account is compromised.
(massive /j just in case)
Thank
late reply but a bar in my city has a boba pitcher that serves two people
alcoholic boba at that
and alcoholic boba goes so hard

Alcoholism is badass
That sounds... horrible

😔 alcohol isn't for everyone
Mfw self destruction by toxic substances 
yeah, do what I do and self destruct strictly with behavior from your poor coping mechanisms
i generally make good choices for my mental and physical health regularly
I regularly don't
gotta say i recommend it
I totally wake up at 5 am to go to the gym for 6 hours a week
It sure isn't
I've come to a point where I have more fun making drinks than drinking them.
Customizing certain drinks is quite fun
:OkitaYay:
I was wondering why heat wave isn't getting me then I remembered I'm almost not in Europe
are you actually sick?
Don't be guilty
Yeah, don't commit crimes. Be innocent instead.
hello :)
i do those all the time! :D
I've never had a nice water bottle before, until I got gifted a Yeti one. Probably one of the best gifts I've gotten.
the other bottles were trying their best!
lmao
i promote myself and instantly someone else pops one out to cover mine. ahh oh well :(
ehh i dont like the color all that much, but to each their own.
I traded a white version for this
ive got a blue one
I have a red one
i have a yellow one
behold: fluffy belly
Rub the belly
love to say it but I have a pyre valentine's day card idea in mind
hell yeah
https://v.redd.it/m3g47sdyetc91 this is important
I just randomly remembered I flipped off some rude person in my dream today and that's all that's all I remember from it
Be like the stars. ||Distant and dying.||
My coworkers don't tab their codes.
I'm inheriting their stuff.
My poor eyes...

That's so annoying. Is their documentation any good?
I should classify. We are statisticians, not actually SWE. So this is the documentation:
The purpose and meaning of the codes are trivial and left as an exercise for the reader.
Oh, then i have no idea what that's like, lol. seems like a rough time though, i am wishing you the spoons to get through it
goo statisticians!
hate it when authors tell you how to interpret their work 
It's a bit of a gag in math to say something is trivial and left as an exercise for reader.
Usually that means the author is too lazy to fully write their thoughts out and sometimes because they don't quite understand everything themselves.
an old prof told me that one time, he saw a student write in an exam problem
"the solution to this is trivial and left as an exercise for the instructor"
I don't think hell exists but I'm willing to create it solely for book publishers who are creating the weirdest DRM. You can't download a single PDF for the whole book, but separate ones for each chapter? You can only download up to 40% of the pages? You can't download at all and have to read in a terrible web interface? You can't read the same book at the same time with more than 5 people?
why don't you sail the high sea?
The neopets data breach has me spooked for no reason
me: we got some fruits and yogurt, let's make some smoothie
new guy: don't we need condensed milk and cream cheese?
me: .... if you put a cream cheese in my smoothie, I will [Redacted] end you.
creek cheese smoothie 
that's certainly an idea
I'd try it
why dont we have a memes channel :((
because you can have fun everywhere on the server, not just meme
also where is my voice channel SGG
The same answer applies to both of them: moderating them sucks.
it'd be a nightmare moderating either of them
There used to be fan discords but they're pretty dead now
ehhh
yeah you right.
yeah but i wanna share stuff with people and :(( none of my friends like it
I mod a server thats a little over one order of magnitude smaller than this one and that one killed all the enjoyment I had for its related media and we have half as stringent rules
I definitely would have problems with a meme channel in a server like this and would not wish any of that on these wonderful mods
Yeah, a meme channel here would go downhill so fast with "memes" that are downright offensive
after a good sleep, it's not a bad idea.
would prob try it just cause
Write your phone number on every dollar bill in your pocket
Do this every day for years
meme channel is kinda ok in small servers, where literally everyone know each other, so there would be no problems from the beginning. also it can contain local memes, that would be not understandable for non-members
but every larger server has such channel to be moderated, alas
or there could be another approach, like, channel where everybody can post whatever they want, restricted by age check or something, so everybody is warned about possibly offensive content.. but that kinda kills the point of such channel

