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serene tulip
limber walrus
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I can read most of that, part of the top left is hard though

fast marlin
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Ehat does that say lmao

zenith olive
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that looks like an album cover

undone merlin
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This 🙏 🙏

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My cat is pretty codependent haha

limber walrus
serene tulip
# mossy trail What's image forensics

https://29a.ch/photo-forensics/#forensic-magnifier In the case of what I'm doing there that's error level analysis which basically runs the photo through jpeg compression a bajillion times. This is used in identifying photoshopped photos by looking for things that don't make sense when compressed(but the joke here is that the JWST photo just has ">Universe Simulator Loaded >Press any key to continue" in the background, I did the photoshopping).

mossy trail
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Curious

serene tulip
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AFAIK this is pretty archaic, though, from an actual forensics angle because good photoshop platforms do fun things with algorithms and machine learning to make things look a bit more natural

mossy trail
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Can it detect high quality cgi

serene tulip
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seems unlikely?

mossy trail
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yeah probably not

serene tulip
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Since CGI is not a photomanipulation of the direct file, and is re-encoded afterwards(and in the case of the sample image I just tried, has been reuploaded a few dozen times and re-compressed using different encodings) its usually not that easy to spot using these tools but you'll notice that the dragon here has a different "texture" of error even in its shadows which could hint at it being a photomanipulation but I wouldn't pass it in court

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The subtle tell for the actual photo IMO is that her hand doesn't look quite right for there being something there, IMO, but the ELA doesn't show that at all

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pre-CGI

mossy trail
serene tulip
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the default image from the tool I linked is a good example of what they're looking for

mossy trail
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Oh so it looks that obvious

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Interesting

serene tulip
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I mean, its deliberately bad because its an educational tool image that's designed to show you how all the tools work

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but yeah

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I made a bad shop

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You can see how there's a big red spot where there isn't really anything that interesting in the photo?

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I'm presuming that's because I didn't feather there, like a chump

mossy trail
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So basically you can photoshop something that can't be detected using this method of detecting

serene tulip
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Yes. As mentioned this is pretty antiquated as digital photo manipulation has come a ways in the last decade

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This is less a gram stain for photoshop and more a, "hmm maybe if I look at it upside down and backwards something obvious will pop up about the shadows being wrong."

fast marlin
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bro tsa took my yogurt can we get an f

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They let like the 5 million pills go by fine but a sealed peach yogurt? Nah

muted smelt
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national security issue ok

fast marlin
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Must be hiding a bomb in the peaches

mossy trail
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C4 yogurt

muted smelt
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that yogurt is

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da bomb

fast marlin
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Lmao i

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dad got me a new yogurt at least

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I hate the airport so much

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I hate planes rven mlre

spark flicker
blissful charm
zenith olive
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have you guys seen the image of the walmart checkout conveyer belt completely loaded with bananas?

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that happened to me today at my job except with chips

blissful charm
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they love chips i guess

muted smelt
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i prefer banana

zenith olive
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yeah

bronze lintel
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both

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it's pretty weird to see them circular instead of long shape

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also did you ask them whether they are the person in math problems?

fast marlin
fast marlin
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also someone let me use their phone cord because mine wasnt working so shoutout to them lmao

blissful charm
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oh cool! have fun remember to wear sunscreen

mossy trail
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I underestimated how much "running up that hill" helps overthinking traumatic thoughts

latent lodge
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Frens

chilly briar
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banana chips are awesome 👀

latent lodge
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You are right

bronze lintel
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They're dangerous for me. I could eat a whole bag. That's why I occasionally buy the one that's coated with sugar. It will stop me from eating the whole thing.

zenith olive
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I love banana chips

faint panther
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banana chips are aight

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plantain chips is where it's at tho

swift valley
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This man just out-stached hades

blissful charm
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man i can't imagine spending 2 hours grooming just a mustache... incredible

bronze lintel
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same

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15 mins a month is good enough for me dusa

dry stratus
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once I get testosterone and start growing a moustache it'll be over

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speaking of: i'm now on the path to a public health assessment for transitioning

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if it doesn't work out i'll have to seek out private options, which isn't terrible but would be a slight waste of my time

past rain
hexed hollow
past rain
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haiiii hello there!

pastel gate
proud flicker
latent lodge
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Frienssss

clever drift
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Out of context but holy can we talk about ytb ads recently ?

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They packing on that mf

mossy trail
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There's no yt ads in my country

clever drift
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?

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So u like dont get any ads ?

mossy trail
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Yeah

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Idk why

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Monetization is off for my country

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So it apparently affects all appearing ads

clever drift
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Bring that s everywhere pls

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Go full ham viking mode conquer the rest of the world

mossy trail
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Bro that's

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That's what my government is trying to do

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It's failing so bad

finite goblet
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rip vanced, at least it still works

blissful charm
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a perfect loaf, co-starring Jodi poster

swift valley
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I pay YT to get rid of ads (though primarily to play things with the screen off) so idk what's been going on either

mossy trail
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I was on yt premium but then google play exited the country

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Playing things with screens off is op

swift valley
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Yeah I sleep better with background stuff so I consider it a mental health investment

vocal yoke
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no suspect rage comic here just a tutorial on cooking

mossy trail
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I'm glad I don't have trouble sleeping
or do i

mossy trail
vocal yoke
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i went out for a big bike ride and im half dead

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arms looking like 2 overcooked sausages

serene tulip
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I've accrued 100 hours of PTO and I don't know what to do with it

hearty mural
zenith olive
swift valley
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what's up with them

dry stratus
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I strongly recommend YouTube premium for anyone who can afford it 💖

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I love it a lot

hexed hollow
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Personally I can't justify giving money to youtube when they make moves that actively harm creators

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Even if its not done intentionally

hexed hollow
blissful charm
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this is why i just straight up don't watch yt videos on my phone

swift valley
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I also heard terfs were spreading "ads" through the tube

spark flicker
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i strongly recommend adblock

blissful charm
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can't have adblock on mobile

spark flicker
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you can on android

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im pretty sure, at least

zenith olive
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Again

dry stratus
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i treat it the same way i treat dilbert comic strips in the newspaper

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i loooove webcomics but boyfriends is very mid

blissful charm
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it's a pretty terrible looking webcomic but i think people get weird about hating it sometimes. like they enjoy hating it a little too much you know?

dry stratus
swift valley
feral chasm
tranquil bay
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or whatever

upbeat scroll
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vanced was ordered to stop development, but it still works as a youtube app that blocks ads

blissful charm
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i mean i don't think this is entirely "this is bad so i'm going to make it a facet of my personality" i think part is definitely a reaction to the whole "uwu soft gay wholesome smol bean" since that's really its whole look. so homophobe are really extremely mad about it and then so are "i'm not like those other gays i'm normal" type people and they're not chilling out about it.

tranquil bay
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oh no im speaking generally, i dont rly care about the drama around that comic

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theres also stuff abt the creator being problematic or whatever so people hating on it use that as justification as to why its inherently bad, which imo ties back to the whole tying identity to what you consume, and therefore u cant knowingly consume content that has some "bad" part to it

serene tulip
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Brave supports NFTs so their judgement is dubious at best but they're OK at monile adblocking

faint panther
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guys i have a weird question becos my Eng sucks

hexed hollow
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Brave is also chromium based (like basically every modern browser except firefox at this point)

faint panther
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do you use " task or quest completed" or "complete"?

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I know "mission complete" sounds so natural

hexed hollow
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Depends on how it's phrased
For " task complete" either is applicable
But for something like "I have completed the task", complete doesn't work

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And for something like "I will complete the task" completed doesn't work

faint panther
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aha

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I thnk both r correct

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both used in many RPG games

vast cave
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pain

dry stratus
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just found out that I was following a terf on tumblr and I am livid

bronze lintel
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Don't you just love a big order 5 mins after your friend left for friday prayer? I climbed the stairs from first to third floor three times.

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Fun

swift valley
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so this high school student is starting a project with my lab (university academic) and yesterday he tried explaining discord to me and I had to patiently wait for him to finish describing it to tell him that yes, I am also a gamer

proud flicker
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Lmaoooo

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Ask him which Discord server he is on

swift valley
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someday

robust rain
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Daym that must've been.... Lol

muted smelt
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kid's just being considerate to old people!

blissful charm
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kids these days * shakes cane*

finite goblet
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zucc

proud flicker
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The free access which many young people have to romances, novels, and plays has poisoned the mind and corrupted the morals of many a promising youth…

mossy trail
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Outrageous

swift valley
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Isn't it funny how it's went from "kids just wanna read those Yucky Books" to "why aren't kids reading books anymore"

proud flicker
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Pretty sure ancient Greeks despite books because you don't have to memorize things.

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Whither are the manly vigour and athletic appearance of our forefathers flown? Can these be their legitimate heirs? Surely, no; a race of effeminate, self-admiring, emaciated fribbles can never have descended in a direct line from the heroes of Potiers and Agincourt…

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Calling people soy boys since 1500s

zenith olive
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thine boys of soy

proud flicker
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Lol

swift valley
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I just had to bail from another discord server bc the most active regular started throwing a tantrum when someone they were talking to stopped replying

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going on about it's "ghosting" and how their "feelings were hurt"

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I tried reasoning that the could have been suddenly called away and they started going on about "it's basic respect to leave a brb"

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like this wasn't dms, it's the general chat that everyone is in

zenith olive
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oh

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i get that feeling sometimes (alot) but i would never do that omg

swift valley
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and they went "how would you feel if I just stopped replying to you" and I said "close the window and do other stuff"

proud flicker
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Have they never got left in read before?

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I once replied to my cousin after 3 years.

blissful charm
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honestly unless something is time sensitive or really important who cares if someone doesn't respond right away. sucks when you really want to keep talking or want a response but it's like not a big deal

proud flicker
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Shed asked how tall I was.
3 years later, I told her my height and said sorry I needed time to grow.

blissful charm
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i remember you posting that

proud flicker
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Oh haha, my memory is failing me

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Am I getting old?

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Can I yell at the youths to get off my lawn?

blissful charm
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of course

swift valley
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truly videogames before videogames

vocal yoke
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mortadella and parmiggiano sandwhich is so good

mossy trail
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Why is my memory getting worse

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In last week I've noticed I often can't remember words terms abbreviations and other things

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That I sure could remember before

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It's like my memories are shattering

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I feel like my mind is falling apart

blissful charm
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cognitive impairment/brain fog can come from a lot of different sources and cause things like that. medication side effects, drug use, lack of sleep, stress, mental illness, acute and chronic physical illness, trauma. it's a hard thing to go through and i'm sorry you're experiencing it right now.

blissful charm
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@proud flicker maybe this isn't an appropriate moment for humor

bronze lintel
muted smelt
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adella est mort

vocal yoke
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mortadella is just bollogna written in times new roman

proud flicker
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Lol

swift valley
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Overheard conversation between 2 Christians in a restaurant: yeah if one of us just convinces, say, 2 people, and then they each convince 2 more- wait that's like multi-level marketing...but it's the Good kind!

hexed hollow
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There's such a thing as a good MLM!?

mossy trail
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Yes, man loving man xd

hexed hollow
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Heck, you right

swift valley
vocal yoke
bronze lintel
vocal yoke
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boy i sure cant wait for the next recession

proud flicker
dry stratus
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Did I land the game company job? No

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But surprise surprise I'm working in a nice job already👀

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Boss just walked in with boardshorts on and apparently he's been out fishing over the weekend. It's a real upgrade from having a boss that only listens to mediocre rock all day

proud flicker
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hey that's great

proud flicker
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If a broken clock is right twice a day, how many times is a normal clock right in a day?

bronze lintel
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how long is a day?

swift valley
limber walrus
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What is that calculus witchery

acoustic walrus
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yo is anyone norwegian? here

proud flicker
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Used to be

muted smelt
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what changed

feral chasm
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They got turned into a newt

bronze lintel
proud flicker
swift valley
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Laid my phone face down for a few minutes and it tried to buy a year of nitro dusa

mossy trail
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Imagine how different history would be if arranged marriage didn't exist

proud flicker
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Imagine all the people

zenith olive
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hi

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someone just told me that they liked my name and i replied "thanks i chose it myself" lol

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anywayd hru guys?

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im tired

dry stratus
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i'm awake~

sharp grail
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i am also tired, had a busy day in my book. watched a movie that i actually enjoyed for once

proud flicker
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If they ask "really?", just say Yes and refuse to elaborate

muted smelt
proud flicker
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I was required to read a training on how to use an online lockbox.
The training material on how to get access is ... inside said lockbox.

muted smelt
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have you tried thinking outside the lockbox

proud flicker
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I did by sending an email to my manager lol

muted smelt
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be funny if this training material says to contact manager anyway!

subtle talon
bronze lintel
zenith olive
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literally

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i have several names and i stole them all from various characters

oblique wedge
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I’m thinking of doing a Hades cosplay next year.

blissful charm
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what character were you thinking?

oblique wedge
blissful charm
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oh nice good luck with it!

proud flicker
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Dew it

mossy trail
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Palpatine encourages too

finite goblet
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binyot

mossy trail
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What is boba dusa

blissful charm
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tapioca pearls

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that are in milk tea usually

muted smelt
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i think its a star wars character

dry stratus
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boba can either refer to the tapioca pearls or the bubbles produced when bubble tea is shaken

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or. the dude from star wars

blissful charm
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i for real forgot that guy even existed

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i don't know anything about star wars

mossy trail
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I should try boba with tea or something

blissful charm
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get a milk tea, it's good

dry stratus
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i'm always a strong advocate for matcha or taro boba tea

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my friends like Oreo boba

muted smelt
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people usually get them at boba shops. these colorful cups look very inviting

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personally i ask them to change the tapioca to grass jelly instead

dry stratus
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I typically order aloe instead

blissful charm
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tapioca pearls 4 life

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passionfruit is a good flavor and so is rose

spark flicker
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when i buy boba i like to get it with coconut jelly as well

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its great

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if i make it at home though its just whatever milk tea i have and some pearls lol

bronze lintel
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I have nothing against boba but I don't order them. Not because I don't like them, but because you have to actively aim your straw at them. "You can just drink it without caring about it." What if the milk tea is gone and there are still bobas in there? I'm not gonna open the seal JUST to eat the boba, the whole experience is drinking milk tea alongside the boba.

muted smelt
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exactly my thoughts lol

bronze lintel
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next stop, boba in a bowl-a

tall owl
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Around here, boba tea was the absolute fastest trend to come and go I've ever seen. At one point, everyone was having them, four stores right next to each other, and half a year later everything gone

sharp grail
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ive actually never had boba tea shadeohboy im a bit scared to try it honestly

polar cape
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hey this is a video detailing a scam that has been going around recently, please watch it to avoid risks (i should point that im not the owner nor maker of the video and take no credit of it,m just sharing it for safety purpuses) https://youtu.be/0HtnCH1t4a8

Discord is becoming a haven of scams and frauds. In this video I'm going to show you a widespread scam that is going around and stealing discord accounts and scamming nitro from your parent's credit card. I'm going to show you how this discord scam works, how to avoid it, and how to recover your account after being scammed.

This scam basically ...

▶ Play video
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hopefully this helps

swift valley
proud flicker
serene tulip
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Quick, someone tell me an obscure inside joke punchline/meme from your work

zenith olive
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late to the boba discussion

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but

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taro milk tea is very good

faint panther
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the one "I don't know if it was you but what you said to that girl was awful" gets the most people hooked confusedcarter

faint panther
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Just remember everyone, no scanning in-server QR codes BooLurk

proud flicker
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Send me your username and password, I can help you check if your account is compromised.

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(massive /j just in case)

serene tulip
dry stratus
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alcoholic boba at that

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and alcoholic boba goes so hard

mossy trail
proud flicker
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Alcoholism is badass

bronze lintel
dry stratus
mossy trail
serene tulip
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yeah, do what I do and self destruct strictly with behavior from your poor coping mechanisms

blissful charm
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i generally make good choices for my mental and physical health regularly

mossy trail
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I regularly don't

blissful charm
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gotta say i recommend it

serene tulip
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I totally wake up at 5 am to go to the gym for 6 hours a week

bronze lintel
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I've come to a point where I have more fun making drinks than drinking them.

oak widget
mossy trail
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I was wondering why heat wave isn't getting me then I remembered I'm almost not in Europe

serene tulip
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I took a sick day off work

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I feel guilty about it

bronze lintel
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are you actually sick?

serene tulip
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Mental health day

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?

bronze lintel
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Don't be guilty

proud flicker
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Yeah, don't commit crimes. Be innocent instead.

wide reef
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witam witam

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wlasnie na famemma walszy xayoo_

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wiec PogU

analog spear
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hello :)

analog spear
proud flicker
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I've never had a nice water bottle before, until I got gifted a Yeti one. Probably one of the best gifts I've gotten.

muted smelt
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the other bottles were trying their best!

analog spear
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lmao

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i promote myself and instantly someone else pops one out to cover mine. ahh oh well :(

analog spear
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ehh i dont like the color all that much, but to each their own.

muted smelt
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boo i expected it to look like a yeti

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jk fox its cute!

proud flicker
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I traded a white version for this

swift valley
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Bright colors bottles good

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easy to spot

analog spear
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ive got a blue one

swift valley
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I have a red one

proud flicker
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i have a yellow one

blissful charm
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behold: fluffy belly

bronze lintel
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Rub the belly

dry stratus
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love to say it but I have a pyre valentine's day card idea in mind

blissful charm
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hell yeah

serene tulip
mossy trail
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I just randomly remembered I flipped off some rude person in my dream today and that's all that's all I remember from it

proud flicker
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Be like the stars. ||Distant and dying.||

proud flicker
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My coworkers don't tab their codes.
I'm inheriting their stuff.
My poor eyes...

swift valley
languid knoll
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That's so annoying. Is their documentation any good?

proud flicker
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I should classify. We are statisticians, not actually SWE. So this is the documentation:

The purpose and meaning of the codes are trivial and left as an exercise for the reader.

languid knoll
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Oh, then i have no idea what that's like, lol. seems like a rough time though, i am wishing you the spoons to get through it

muted smelt
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goo statisticians!
hate it when authors tell you how to interpret their work dusa

proud flicker
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It's a bit of a gag in math to say something is trivial and left as an exercise for reader.
Usually that means the author is too lazy to fully write their thoughts out and sometimes because they don't quite understand everything themselves.

spark flicker
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ah, what a classic joke

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along with the "not enough space in the margins" joke

swift valley
tall owl
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I don't think hell exists but I'm willing to create it solely for book publishers who are creating the weirdest DRM. You can't download a single PDF for the whole book, but separate ones for each chapter? You can only download up to 40% of the pages? You can't download at all and have to read in a terrible web interface? You can't read the same book at the same time with more than 5 people?

proud flicker
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why don't you sail the high sea?

half bronze
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The neopets data breach has me spooked for no reason

bronze lintel
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me: we got some fruits and yogurt, let's make some smoothie
new guy: don't we need condensed milk and cream cheese?
me: .... if you put a cream cheese in my smoothie, I will [Redacted] end you.

swift valley
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creek cheese smoothie dusa

mossy trail
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volfredthink that's certainly an idea

serene tulip
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I'd try it

analog spear
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why dont we have a memes channel :((

proud flicker
serene tulip
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The same answer applies to both of them: moderating them sucks.

blissful charm
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it'd be a nightmare moderating either of them

swift valley
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There used to be fan discords but they're pretty dead now

analog spear
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yeah you right.

analog spear
serene tulip
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I mod a server thats a little over one order of magnitude smaller than this one and that one killed all the enjoyment I had for its related media and we have half as stringent rules

languid knoll
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I definitely would have problems with a meme channel in a server like this and would not wish any of that on these wonderful mods

hexed hollow
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Yeah, a meme channel here would go downhill so fast with "memes" that are downright offensive

bronze lintel
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would prob try it just cause

upbeat scroll
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Write your phone number on every dollar bill in your pocket

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Do this every day for years

mild pelican
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meme channel is kinda ok in small servers, where literally everyone know each other, so there would be no problems from the beginning. also it can contain local memes, that would be not understandable for non-members

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but every larger server has such channel to be moderated, alas

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or there could be another approach, like, channel where everybody can post whatever they want, restricted by age check or something, so everybody is warned about possibly offensive content.. but that kinda kills the point of such channel