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Mornin gjall ๐
Grats bestie โค๏ธ
maybe now someone can fix your name, empty square since last year
It was rock emoji which didn't show on PC.
now fix vincy too
??
๐ All in due time..
Good morning Vikings, monster slayers, and explorers alike
On PC the emojis in your account name show as square boxes.
oh yeh i saw but no big deal.. just strange that even coffe does that
the famous "24 hour lasting" coffe emoji btw
shame no beam emoji
Why do fallen valkyrie trophies just never drop, killed like 20+
if you managed to kill 20 of those.. you deserve more than 20 trophies
๐ dam
IIRC they have 5% drop rate.
They're easy to kill, I've died more to twitchers and askvin being bs than valks
and just enemy spam of ashlands
getting tired of grinding for trophies that have no business being 5% drops
Well, it now unlocks one very powerful trinket so I think the drop rate is justifiable.
I dont actually
No business?
No business loosely means no reason
we recently updated the wiki page for trophies to explicitly list the usage of each one
I just realised my team hit our 7101โst bug/new request
We only just loaded our 7000โth issue 25 days ago!!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
20 of those new issues were loaded by me!
Itโs just way to much stuff I tell you
Morgen Gjall.
Hey guys, for those whom had tried the battleaxes and see thier flaws, what you think of the following:
||๐ก This discusiรณn has been adressed, but i think its important to expand more.
Context. I have been testing the new battleaxe weapons, especially the mistlands battleaxe - Skullspliter. But in mistlands there is a clear competitor: Krom. Krom has a faster swing, more damage potencial with the secondary attack as well as more stagger in the secondary attack. In contrast there is The Skullspliter (who represents the battleaxe weapons class in this case) having a very slow inicial swing and less damage than Krom. The secondary attack is perfect at least.
Now, most players consider krom a very solid weapon while battleaxes are labled somewhat as a โcool junkโ and this is because of speed/damage related to the respective weapon. Thus, while testing i came about some solutions for making battleaxes as a whole e choice to rival Krom & greatswords:
SUGESTION
or you make
(1) Battleaxes faster animations than greatswords to compensate for his lower damage in comparison to greatswords.
Or you
(2) Make base damage of battleaxes greater than greatswords and keeping the slow animations. This including a greater stagger potential from the primary attack or the secondary attack. I think this solution is the best because it would be somewhat weird to look a battle axe have more speed than a greatsword.
Extra: please add a battleaxe to ashlands and the future deepnorth biome.||
If youโve liked the suggestion make sure to go to the suggestion channel and react ๐ to the suggestion i have made there
#suggestions and #suggestion-discussion ๐
Oh, i see
@fathom skiff hello man
it is 32 degrees at 17:44 i miss the damn winter
Hello, are we going to get physical copys of valheim when it releases to playstation?? Anyone knows?
Wouldnt count on it since xbox didnt either afaik ๐ค
But also cant rule it out entirely
Im the designated organizer in my group and I die of cringe when I see a bigahh base with a massive wall of wooden chests instead of fine wood/black metal.
No value to it just had to rant
counterpoint: black metal is ugly
wooden chests are much cheaper
not using tombstones as free 32-slot storage
Massive brain
not using BARRELS the superior storage method
Depend on where you put it, I disagree
the chest
These broke vikings donโt have spare black metal
I am talking about the chest :D
Waitโฆ the only metal that comes to you ?
They yearn to become storage
my base is being literally overrun by the stuff because I have a problem where (A) I cannot NOT pick anything up and (B) I can build enough bolts and chests fast enough
Meeeeeeeeeeee
โthe ballista is running out of arrows!โ
Archon โ โjust open this chestโ
โWow, how long was it there ?โ
A โ โI crafted it 5sec ago.โ
But I don't have a single storage building so the signs aren't needed.
May 1000 necks Nibble on your boats
Imagine putting up signs for storage lmao
May 1000 greylings poke your workbenches
Why? You don't need the signs with my system ๐ญ
Like the Workbench building doesn't need all the stuff that is in the Forge building.
Signs for when you take a break, and come back and be all like "wtf did I do before"
Workbench building has 3 chests:
- Leathers (self-explanatory)
- Rocks (Flint, Obsidian, etc)
- Randoms (the few Workbench things that don't fall into the previous 2 categories)
I don't need signs for that ๐ญ
Forge building is just metals, chests are sorted left to right by order of the biome you get the metal in.
Again, signs not needed.
Memory = Smiffe issue 
He can't find it because he didn't put a sign over it ๐
Wanna play together?
I am a manic hoarder....
I mean.. Im getting old
You have 8 more lives, you will reset soon to being young!
"Sam the Sign Master" ๐
Imagine 2 people signing towards each other like that, like both landing some sick burns. 
-# Dont know if you saw Naruto but in this case it will most likely be literal burns xD
Haven't watched but know some memes. 
I am also on team โno signs for storageโ 
Oke. 
-# now i want to re-watch it xD but 700+ episodes...
i remodeled my storage yesterday, it was pain
i had crap everywhere
i still do but now its 32% more organised
โ
yes replaced some regularr chests with iron
but then two clipped through my kitchen so i used.............|| personal chests|| just two though
I dont think i ever used those
Do enemies have access to where you left them?
@tardy vale
All hail Smiffe
Community manager that's one of his jobs.
Besides testing his skills on troublesome mobs.
If someone acts up in the chats.
His banhammer swings, end of the spats.
The power over gifs is his.
With a computer he's a whiz.
Coffee is his drink of choice.
Squashing each bug makes him rejoice.
His love for Valheim is profound.
His contributions know no bound.
So hold your tankards sky high.
Raise a toast to Smiffe, our guy.
HAIL
if you have a dock, depending on weather, sometimes they can break by banging on stuff
or a grayling went ham on it
Hello guys ! You have one serveur for xbox for play ?
Look no further than #1024264966712340510 ๐
Oh tanks ๐
Tanks?! Where?! Who is attacking?! 
||-# Just kidding ofc xD||
atanking
im doing something you're known for doing
Yes! ๐
but it's... i dunno what to do with it ๐ฅฒ
And I thought you were carrying cultivator everywhere.

Yes!
-# She has been infected 
ofc I need it when decorating which is 93% of my time played
Odin coming on your world "So... great kingdom... and the forsaken ?"
Sam "The what ? Oh yes, I killed one or two to access resources for some decorations. You can't even guess the price of these vines over here, quite annoying... [continue speaking about the build and all]"
Pretty much yes, i've not killed Fader yet and only did the queen when ashylandies came out cuz I HAD to
Dear Odin
spare me some fps
But All-Father, look all these decorations I made!
oh shush you know he'd love it 
"hey so i suck at the forsaken killing thing but i made u this cute shrine using a dragon egg (for pinkness)"
Acceptable. Here is your ticket to Valhalla.
You'd probably say: "You're Odin? I thought you would be taller."
Followed by: "What happened to your eye?"
im very short i wouldnt dare
Well, you can still say it and then quickly hide behind someone's back. ๐
Oh my god, finally
After an hour and a half, I got the shaman's head for the accessory
Before the update, they seemed to fall more often
Just the classic feeling when you are looking for a specific thing you cant get it no matter how hard you try ๐
yes
I've met a bear more often than a shaman heh
But gods forbid when you are looking for a bear, then you will find tens of shamans but no bear ๐
hahaha exactly
Don't forget the trolls chasing you, just when you have upgraded your troll armor to tier 4.....
Heh, true, suddenly they start to spawn way more xD
disagree ๐คฃ
bruh moment
Im the height as comic Wolverine
๐งโโ๏ธ โณ
I have a theory that the deep north update is fake and they are secretly doing something bad I just canโt prove it
omg hi dexter morgen
Bro im just watching season 4 ๐ญ
Oh shoot my bad
No problemo
The string_cheese theory.
Learn ventriloquism and make it sound like someone else said it.
I have solid evidence you're wrong and the "something bad" will probably be your re-visit to ashlands since you want more asksvins because they are ||fun as hell to ride on||
Mornin gjall ๐
Guess I'll have to wait another 30 years to say something again
Remember the ๐ก emoji at the start to prevent that. ๐
I forgot about it, I just copied what that anti clanker clanker said and forgot to add that lamp emoji
Can yall just certify some people to not count as bots or smh because its kind of inconvienient
After forgeting it few times and getting angry at it you will no longer be able to forget it 
hmmm I donโt know ur a dev. I think ur trying to mislead me and you guys are truly hiding something bad
my vote is that they are secretly working on developing a nuclear bomb, so Odin can finally be rid of the 10th world
hi
you say that. and then Nostradamnus shows up in chat ๐ค
I am the dev
I dev
dev dev all the dev
impossible!
punctuation is important!
ยซย I donโt think this word means what you think it meanย ยป
Insert steve ballmer developers gif
Smiffeee
me?
it is still in Early access until 1.0 release
<- checks the Valheim website and the steam store page.......
Hmmm, both say the game is in Early Access.
Guess it was too hard to look it up........
easier to ask the community manager to communicate to the player(s) ๐
True. You might accidentally buy a game if you check the steam shop........ ๐
I have a question guys. So I play valhiem on my deck and pc. My world runs fine on my steam deck for hours. But that same world crashes on my pc after 5-10 minutes of play
but I tried making a new world on PC and no crash
has anyone had this issue?
NVIDIA drivers have had some issues with using Vulkan unless you've updated them to the latest version.
Crazy part is, I'm not even using vulkan
Then that's all I know, but you could ask in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202549675924787220
Unless you're using mods that might be outdated, then https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202550198174486599 might be helpful too.
doesn't need to be vulkan
Nvidia drivers been totally random bad since april 2025
AMD and vulkan have major issues tho
AMD graphicscards that is
Hm..been testing my game and so far no crashes
the only new thing I did was make a new character and world
I'm checing my gpu and it's at a stable 40 - 50 % in usage
maybe making a new character somehow fixed it?
shouldn't
but it's usually takes a while until the crash happens
else it's something else
like a mod issue or something
my crashes happen 5 10 minutes in lol
ever had mods or friends using mods?
not really, it literally is easier and less time-consuming (for everyone involved) to just do self-research
yea but I completely restarted my pc
My computer sometimes completely resets
then you need to look into your windows logbook and see what hardware is causing it
valheim by itself cannot do that
hmmm Maybe I have a gpu/cpu issue
@tardy vale so I just checked my pc. And theres loads of dust cluttered
I might have found my answer
No sometimes off, I can tell. What evil schemes are you plotting.
Smiffe cursed my bell fragment droprate so I believe it.
Man, the comments bellow each valheim official post on steam is such a cesspool, it's legit depressing
Public comment section is a cesspool? No.... that certainly isn't true almost always...
Steam Forums are one of if not the worst places to have discussions ๐ข
The worst of the worst gathers there.
That's why I hope if we get official mod support it won't be Workshop ๐
Noooo... StEaM fOrUmS aRe PaRt Of WhAt MaKe iT bEtTeR tHaN ePiC 
Anyone wanna play with me?
hi
๐งโโ๏ธ โ
As a moderator for several steam discussion boards, I agree. ๐คญ
does anyone know how to spawn a size 5 fish, the largest I can spawn is 4
Mornin gjall ๐
Hi
'morgenGjall๐ค
flexing his gif privilige
You'll get used to it

animu nerds

i wanna plaaaay
stupid work
Goooood morning! ๐
Good meowrning ๐ฑ
If you want to know more about IRL vikings this is an excellent podcast episode one subject https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmbY-GrM8pI
Fall of Civilizations is always top tier material
oh, I've watched that channel a couple times and really enjoyed it.
in fact, lemme do something for ya
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Hello. Im just unlucky or the bear trophy drop its too low? I defeated 20+ and 2 1star and didnt drop
I think you are not the first one
It's 10%, and starred enemies aren't more likely to drop trophies
Other items are increased, not trophies
It took me over 30 bears to get the first trophy in my latest world I started during Call to Arms PTB. 
How many did it take you @umbral fog ? wasnt it exactly 30?
Nono, Vincy got it after 30 ๐
thaaaats right
Someone from poland ? I want to play with 2 more People write to me on pv
question for any console players, i have been unable to reach the commands it use to be right bumper left bumper right and left trigger and press start, i have been unable to do so. Has it been removed or changed ?
You can look and/or make a post in #1024264966712340510 ๐
please dont post the same message in multiple channels
You now need to enable it in game settings when playing on xbox
Look into settings and in gameplay tab you need to click on "enable console" ๐
thank you!! i was losing my mind haha
Whatโs the release date for valheim 1.0
We dont have one ๐
Neither do we know the day or year...
Fun fact, lets say 1.0 is in the second half of 2025. If you wait 1/2 of the gap between 1st January and the start of the 2nd half of the year, then take the remaining time and wait 1/2 of that, then take the remaining time and wait 1/2 of that, you will infinitely get closer to the release date but never actually reach it.
This is hard, provable mathematics.
Let's not guesstimate anything, as we don't have any formal information from devs.
Especially just stating stuff as a fact...
The second one is obvious joke, yes, but just stating 27th is indeed you asserting something. And especially new people who come to the official server of the game may take that as a fact.
if you walk into a public discord with a question and accept the first answer you get as gospel it might be your first day on the internet
It already dropped last year, tf you goobers smoking
๐ฎ ๐
For the 3rd time now, 27th but we dont know what month.
Missing off part of what I said to make a point is in such bad faith.
When's the 21st night of September?
๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ
Now
So you remembered
Tomorrow
Never gets old 
G
"If the USA is the greatest then why did someone invent the USB"
Looool
USB sounds like a nice place, can I move there?

Devs please increase bear trophy drop rate.
Im 100% its buged. I farmed all day just bears and 0 trophy its imposible to be 10% chance.
Just RNG being Rng ๐
Tho i also think it could be increased to like 20%
How many bears you've beaten? It took me over 30, maybe even ovet 35 before I got trophy in my latest run I started during PTB. 
drops around 30 bears
50+ all i did this day is just farming bears
confirmed or guesstimated
I created others worlds where i spawn in black forest to farm
Yeah RNG sometimes bites some.
probz karma for that cheatin'
I still think its bugged. I calculated and on 50 bears kills to not drop a trophy its around 0.9%.
So i didnt hit the 10% but hit the 0.9%?
Devs plz keep droprates as they are and pretty plz revert Dead Raiser to requiring a Rancid Remains trophy.
๐
That's not what 10% means.
When you flip a fair coin, each toss is independent, so the probability of getting heads on the fourth toss is still 50/50, no matter what happened before. However, the probability of getting four heads in a row (heads on the first, second, third, and fourth toss) is smaller, because you have to multiply the chances together.
Actually, you can calculate the number of tries you need for a certain threshold or confidence
If you have a 10% probability, you have a >99% likelihood of getting one drop from 50 tries
If you have a 10% probability, you have 10% every time.
Meaning on your 51st try, you still have a 10% chance.
A roll is a roll, it doesn't increase or decrease lol
you can calculate the chances of the next 50 trials in one go
so the probability of this player's entire experience (50 trials <1 success) is 0.5% even though they have the same 10% chance on the next kill
I legit called my parent who teaches statistics at the graduate level to confirm I am not blowing smoke out my arse, and they confirmed that 10% means 10%. 10% does not mean "99% out of 50"
lol ask your parent to to explain the difference between individual and cumulative binomial probabilities
"If they choose to believe 10% means anything besides 10% that is up to them and you should just disengage because they are never going to see the truth of the matter."
sounds like an average college prof lol
yes the next bear is 10%
the probability of 50 bears in a row, each of which is 10%, all not dropping a trophy - is 0.5%
you can get this by multiplying the chance of each bear not dropping (90%) with all 50 bears = 90% ^ 50 = 0.5%
this is middle-high school math
oh i should mention it's unlikely to be bugged like the other guy said
0.5% is totally normal to hit when you play games with RNG and get unlucky
i got my trophy 2 minutes after i went looking for a bear, on the second bear
that doesn't mean the droprate is over 10%
We need SmiffeGPT for all community interactions ๐
๐งโโ๏ธ ๐ถ๏ธ โณ
oooh math academics. always good at making sense of confusing 10% of the time all the time...
A buddy and I have been killing bear for a week. We're just under 70, and still haven't gotten a trophy. I figure we'll have to kill at least 100 to see one, with the way my luck works.
Definitely cranking up the skill points, though.
RNG is RNG, I killed 25 bears got 2 trophies, killed 45 oozers, got 0 iron.
Oh man, that hurts even me 
I think they are just punishing me for when I used to get early iron in my other playthroughs, my record was about 6-8 oozers for the 2 iron for stonecutter, now its too late because we killed Elder this weekend anyway, so no need to go hunt more oozers
I hate oozers
Those evil little creatures thinks itโs funny to poison me till I die
How yโall doing tonight
Now that's what I call gaming ๐ฎ
Grinding depends on the game
I definitely don't see valheim as an rng game
Thankfully if I wanted 1000 carrots, I can grind 1000 carrots
no rng ๐ค
For me, if I don't get it, I'll just spawn it
@ivory path poopyhead
bruh
hello how are you
Mornin gjall ๐
did Valheim really sell around 15 million copies? (estimate by steam analytics sites)
Yes
+30%
so say they keep $10 from a $20 steam purchase.. thats 150mil of profit. What are they going to do with that?
Develop the game
That's for them to decide in the future
What would you do with 150 million 
hey hey
but they insist on keeping the team small.. so i dont think they spent anywhere near the income from sales
how ya bois doing
So you are thinking that literally all the money that's spent on game development is exclusively for the devs...
I can already see this won't be worth it
ive been told i can find a buddy here to play with
I dont know.. tell me a little more
is that true ?
Look in #1024264966712340510 or make a post there
aw will do
fill me in, I am not here to argue
Bold of you to assume we get an insight into finances of irongate ๐
yeah its not something you want to publish
i wonder if they will use it to make a new game.. they would have all the resources they want
have they ever made any mention of this?
its almost finished right? just the deep north update
Just the Deep North? ๐
Seems like you underestimate how big that actually Is, not to mention it will also be 1.0
HELLO
yeahs its a lot more content, like the Ashland's update was bigger then previous new biomes
but after 1.0, will there be expansions?
Not at the size of new biomes, maybe some small additions, but mostly bug fixes an optimizations
I love money
they said "we do want to do other things at some point ๐" ...when will we find out what that is?
When they decide to tell us ๐
any estimates? soon after deep north? or like several years later๐
๐ด
How about we wait and see ๐
Hi Iโm looking for someone to play a game with me as an alliance? like we can play it together
Look no further than #1024264966712340510 ๐
hiii
I didn't want to say it until I was sure
๐ค But there's a pattern
๐ค for days I think... Not just that one
morgen freeman
Good bjรถrning
Did you just make a pun-
Yes
That trophy TED talk madee realize - I've still never seen a cultist trophy 
Hello
It wasn't punintentional
Fair

Whats up gjall
"1 message hidden from likely spammer"
DAMN, called out by Discord.
I see it now
it only appears on desktop
Hi.
Firs they say hi to act "normal" and then it's off to the DMs of thousands ๐
Hi actually i am just one click away from buying the game. I really want to but the game is in early access and all, help me out ๐ญ. Should i buy or wait for ver 1.0 whenever its coming out
Buy it now, learn it and get comfy with it, then you can wait for 1.0 if you want to do a full first playthrough from start to finish.
from the looks of it, its a worth it buy.
i am just confused
About what?
buying it rn
It is ๐ got >900 hours in Valheim, made several playthroughs and still am happy to log in ๐
i need someone to just now tell me how fckin good it so that i can buy it without any hesitations lol
Game good
well bought thnks
Game amazing
๐ญ๐ญ
Buy it, get a feel for it, if you don't like it you can refund it (if within 2 hours)
game bought
naah ik i will love it
First playthrough is the best experience, staying here may spoil that experience
yea i just came here cause i was confused if i should buy the game or not
i bought now i go and play
Good luck!
thnks ๐
where can i get frnds to play this game with tho
perhaps as an alliance
check out in the voicechats. But don't let them spoil you ๐
๐๐ suredy
You're more than welcome to look out for people in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510
Thnks for this
Hi Iโm looking for someone to play a game with me as an alliance? like we can play it together?
Look no further than #1024264966712340510 ๐
what is this cryptic message
what? do you not want to play as an alliance?
hello what channel can i use to search people to play with ?
thanks
#screenshots message
Diabolical use of inventory lmao
Hey ! Is there Valheim's French Player ?
If you're looking for French people to play with, you can look out or make a post in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510 with that specific info. ๐
thank you !
Du val'eim au fromage
๐ค
#screenshots message we think this is a maybe a reference to the metal in the Ashlands being, possibly, originally intended to be falling meteorites that was later moved away from, or a possible future reference to DN metal being that (presumably, or something else fitting the bill of 'star metal')?
Hi, I'm sorry, can you tell me if developers are appearing in this chat? well, or those who are associated with them
From time to time, a wild developer appears
Why you ask?
Oh, cool! I would just like to ask if there is a way to refund the recent discount for at least a day, I really wanted to buy Valheim, I sold a lot of skins in CS.:GO, but the money was put on hold and I managed to buy๐ฅฒ
steam support
The devs has no saying regarding that. Publisher does that.
They don't say anything.....
๐ฅฒ
Got it, sorry
how do you mean discount?
It ended a week ago, and Steam doesn't extend such campaigns.
I get it, sorry to bother you.
aye, and the devs usually don't have much control aside from just opting in
I pretty sure it will get discounted again. The game is still in Early Access.
If you bought the game right before a discount, you can refund through steam with the argument that you want to buy it with a current discount, but you can't extend discounts that have already ended
That said, the proper autumn sale is probably close?
7 days away ๐
https://steamdb.info/sales/history/
Contact Steam Support.
If you buy a game just before a sale they will let give you the difference.
then yeah, could refund now and wait 7 days
and they have limits on how often they can go on sale. theres a timeout period so youll see devs avoid raising prices or having sales right before site wide events so they are eligible to be included
I always forget how expensive this game is.
-# which is to say not very much at all, compared to the rest of the industry
Exactly ๐
Reminder this is an English server.
What lenguage is that? french?
Thanks!

Baguette?
Hey Chat!
Only if you consider cheese and bread as slang
hello friends i am new here
how are you doing?
20 Euro is a good prize imo for how many hours you Can pit into the game
Mornin gjall ๐
๐ฅฑ ๐ค
i think he was kidding
๐ต
pretty much
morgenGjall. sry no syllabals before coffee
Yeah I hope so to ๐, I have gotten 1080 Hours out of Valheim so far 
hi
Bruh that's almost 2ct per hour
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Hey peeps, just checking how many actually plays Valheim alone, or with perhaps just 1 partner or friend - not on these huge 100 member servers.
Also if so do you prefer the single quiet runs or the busy online servers?
Both ways are fun. With close friend group you get those fun moments you remember still after years. As solo you can challenge yourself with additional rules if you like something little different. ๐
You can learn the game better when solo imo
Even when I play with friends I end up going solo
If you look for people to play this game with, https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510 is the place to look.
I can't be the only one who realizes this
Only play solo, none of my friends or family is a gamer which is fine with me.
depends ๐ What is your question?
been trying to tame for about two hours
i put my question in the help channel
a bit more detailed
@tardy vale I've decided to wait for 6090 instead of getting a 5090 right now that's already a year in.
Then I can at the same time get a new modern PSU with 6090.
Makes much more sense and I keep my 3090 for a bit longer.
why
๐งน
what is this
A broom
i sad what broom
what do you mean with broom?
what should i do with the broom
i have no idea what you are talking about, i just had a question about taming askvin
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I turned on passive to tame a starred askvin because solo Ashlands is just not my bag
Tamed the askvin and promptly left that silly place*
Ashlands is the most aggressive biome ๐ you always have to watch everything around you. But it's laggy with more people so you may have more fun with others but will most likely die more often ๐
I took a fortress, and I'm eager to give it another dive but I got too many viking chores to take care of >.<
Is it just me or does having a wee base at the summoning stones make..all of the sense?
let me know if you are in need of a fellow viking to follow you into battle ๐ Have a lot of work to do but I'll sure find some time ๐
Thank
I just have to rebuild some stuff to make all my prep for future adventures much more streamlined I think...and see, I don't wanna 
I actually thought the lag was my problem
Valheim release also waiting for 6090 because of the mega high hardware requirements ๐๐
In Singleplayer could be but in multiplayer the ashlands are laggy and sometimes my mates hit enemies which are invisible for me and the other way around... kind of annoying when you can't see a two-star warrior which hits harder like a truck ๐
Yeah It was really bad
Those always warrant an immediate Bone Mass activation for me xD
yep ๐ ๐
Pop Bonemass, pull out your Berserkir and go beast mode.
still playing Himminafl tbh xD enjoy the Atgeir playstlye way too much :P
Charred resisting half the damage is a bummer for you then ๐
Himminafl having part lightning helps tho.
Helps, still does less damage than a slashing/blunt weapon.
Why do they keep RUINING DISCORD
Now they put the damn slow mode notif to the LEFT???
Disgusting
Staggers still with secondary.
The most OP weapon secondary attack is OP? Noooooo. ๐ ๐
also who needs a shield if you have long stick
still a little bummed out that it doesnt deal spirit Damage while being made out of Silver
I mean, Himmin's parry armor is on par with the Blackmetal Shield so... it's a solid blocking weapon.
True, tho i still spin more than block with it ๐
Its on the right for me ๐ค
I guess your client havent updated yet.
I just restarted my pc and dont have any updates availible tho
My bad didn't realize I was in general moved it to help. Discord pulled a shenanigan on me
its ok we will just react with
passive aggresiively
General is strictly for Smiffe posting cat gifs.
All other channels exist for Smiffe to turn them into general given how conversations go ๐
Good evening. How are fellow ยดheimers doing tonight?
Tired. You?
Well... a bit, but not enough to sleep. In fact I think i am getting more awake when the night comes...
Still abroad, @warped citrus?
Yes, Riga, Latvia
Too bad I have to return to Finland soon. At least for a moment.
Then back to Tallinn, then maybe Riga, Lithuania, Poland...
Cats are mostly nocturnal, so that makes sense.
True
Sounds nice having some changes of scenery for time to time. ๐
Especially when it's possible.
Yeah. I left my hometown of Jyvรคskylรค on 10th of July, then 61 days later I got back. I stayed there for 6 days and felt like going crazy and left to Riga.
Not all 61 days were abroad, few weeks at my mothers place during two visits
Ive taken photos of me playing valheim in Tallinn, Riga, Vilnius, Viking Line cruise ship on an ocean, Eckerรถ Line cruise ship, Tallink cruise ship, then on a bus and on a train. Heh
Yโall ever have such a busy day that you donโt even listen to anything on the way home from work? 
people talking yes, many times, but music never, must been a very busy day 
how long is the commute?
Me listening to things in my car is the rarity. Usually I have nothing playing ๐
Can anyone tell me when we'll get the Z rotation in Valheim?
1.5 hours ๐
oh no, def coulda used some tunes I bet ๐
So a standard valheim boat ride?๐
Our Valheim boat rides usually have slightly more "screaming in terror" than regular commutes do. Only slightly, though.
LOL yep, pretty much 
Time for some Valheim tonight 
Did that today ๐ฎโ๐จ
anyone know if special attack on swords give more xp?
Probably someone trying to not get fired ๐
They are on payroll as some design role, but they do no work all year so this is their effort in 12 months
They should fire whoever it is and make discord nitro cost $0.05 less


I tried typing :dyrnwyn: and ๐ฉ came up, I think my Discord is broken

๐ค
I think it's working great ๐


Morgen Gjall

Mornin gjall ๐
TooMuchBoosterDogg? 
Boost Dogg, the lesser known rapper
NitroDogg sounds more like some rogue car racer ๐๏ธ
its like a Crash character, naughtydog, nitros oxside,
HELLOOO does anyone want to start a word together?
hi, you can have a look in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510 to find games to join or people to play with
thank you very much
Will say folks here in morning seem to be a bit nicer than those in afternoon ๐ฎ
Can you guess why ๐
Maturity level possibly :-p or they start at the tankard very early .
Morgen gjall!
Boost Dogg 
There was that stint when they tried to be known as Boost Lion. ๐
do yall think that if i dont explore the deep north before the update then the update stuff will be there on the same seed after the update drops?
Yep, new stuff will generate in previously unexplored areas ๐
does wearing an armor that gives skill like root set's +15 bows make it slower to level ur base skills(so does it count as me trying to level 17 bows instead of level 2 bows?). i have seen 2 different answers for it looking through reddit.
No, it doesn't affect to xp gain.
Hola guys looking for some peeps to play with
thanks : )
Another bot ๐
Dang, thatโs two today so far right? ๐ค
The feeling when you wake up and the valheim server in which you have spent a whole week in has just disapeared from your discord and server list... 
me?
Nope, someone else that's been banned now
i got 3 adds from "girl accounts" after messaging on this and all the accounts were made on march 24 2025 they all looked like bots i removed
Banned like a dozen accounts earlier 
the only mutual server was this one
If they had a name_two chars then numbers_all numbers format then they're definitely one of the bots that just got wiped
yep
Yeah, seems like some easy tells of a bot are
- Female profile
- new account/new to server
- bio includes personal details like age or whatever
- bio includes that theyโre single lol
The other easy tell is having a bunch of the same type of account with the same name format joining in all at once
Just a game of whackamole for us
Ah, yeah that too. Iโve never engaged with any before, but Iโm curious what the scam or play is 
I imagine they try to get access to your account or something, or maybe have you send them money for something or another.
if you havent engaged in conversation in a channel with it and it sends a message or a friend request then 99.999% chance its a bot
last one that added me was like "I see you're into anime, me too!" bitch where, literally
"hello fellow humans, I too am a fellow human with the Valehim hobby, do you like crypto?"
"I have made so much money trading crypto listening to Dr. Definitely Not A Scam Artist..."
I am also no scam ๐ ๐ฅณ 
No no, as Scarlet said ๐
im the real shit ๐
hiii
any interested in playing as an alliance?

Dr. Definitely Not A Scam Artist is the best!
โHi trust me Iโm realโ
img_1.jpg img_2.jpg img_3.jpg img_4.jpg
Hi I am definitely not bot
Gimme ur world details and I definitely wont spawn fire trolls on your buildings ๐
Huh, slowmode is back on the right ๐ seems somebody got at least some sense at discord
Folks in #mods-discussion might have some recommendations ๐
Tho if it is your first playthrough i would suggest vanilla ๐
-# stupid heckin "1 message hidden by likely spammer", let me delete the message without having to click on some tiny button in a completely different place
-# hope i didn't miss any
Seems they are all gone, ty~ 
I would say #ModProblems but...
I 100% know the feeling from modding other servers.
feels like one of those is around every other time i happen to look at this server haha
they don't usually post in every single public channel though =v=
Tbh i am dont know all the channels they usually post it to ๐ i frequent ~5 maybe 6
that's as many channels as i usually catch them in.
then again, maybe i just find them late and only catch the messages another staff member missed, though i usually catch them in the most active channels like #general and #valheim-chat first
and then i see there's already a ticket up haha
Yeah i usually make a ticket when i see those ๐
Way to handle! ๐ค ๐ค
-# I only noticed the pop ups in all channels suddenly then all gone.
i mean kinda, never fallen for a trick of that sort in my life
but i'm also lazy and not often active here :>
Damn. I dont feel too good. I think I might have caught a flu.
Might be able to play Valheim though.
what happened to @marsh sentinel ? ๐ค
Oh yeah i remember him
What do you mean happened to him?
Most likely that he's been very quiet for a while.
Which might be forced upon him or by his own choice.
I dunno what it is, I don't want to know what it is, I just hope he's OK and in good health, while playing and enjoying Valheim.
Someone dun goofed?
Derek-chan is fine and appreciative, he's just lost the batteries on the volume control remote
Oh damn
Hopefully not forever! โค๏ธ
โค๏ธ
i forgot to agree with that, totally not biased
You have to be unbiased to achieve green status ๐

are auto boar farms still a thing?
Yes they are
you missed "SparklingMeadow" who randomly added me from here
๐ can't react with that witch
I gotchu 

Dogg gets all the witches ๐
what's this about witches
Except Winter. That wonderful witch is already spoken for.
Running joke about when the NA evening happen this discord just straight up dies and very very strange things occur
I might die. I am being attacked by a smol cat who saw my foot barely move ๐ฌ
that's how i wanna die
Hawt
Who? 


Dies to fuzz ball with legs attacking the toes is the best way to die death by kitty play

can xbox play with modded people on pc
@storm adder, sorry, forgot to mention that link masking is also disabled here ๐
Removed the timeout
Thank you very much for keeping an eye, i already thought of that the second the timeout popped up. I changed it to a normal link, its working now. :D
Mornin gjall ๐
Mornin gjall
Morgen gjall.
Hello. Man im sneezing a lot
bless you ๐
Good morning fellas 
good 16:46 fellas
Good bjรถrning ๐ป
Greetings, question: can you play Valheim with a console controller?
Yep ๐
Valheim 2 when?
when its ready
Valheim MMO when
KPOP Valheim Hunters when?
valheim cart when
Valheim Crossing
valheim strike 2
Valheim Punk 1577
The Valheim Scrolls: Swamp tales when?
๐งโโ๏ธ โ bout that time
Ah, there are the "Don't click the image because they're scams" links again.
Ahh yep, right on time!
@drowsy imp Bring out Kvastur! There's work for the ol' broom to do.
Although
works too.
Thanks for the ping~
๐ง
YW.
Have fun going back doing whatever it was you were doing. (Hope it's killing Fader.......)
ahh...i am still a bit burnt out....call to arms wasn't enough for me to feel like starting a new playthrough...๐ฎโ๐จ...i am guessing the deep north is like a year or so away or smth
Time to move on to a new game until the Valheim itch returns 
Try Enshrouded if you havenโt yet.
Thanks for the recommendation, but I was referring to what Omni said 
Valheim and Pokรฉmon Heartgold are my two games Iโm playing right now. Sometimes itโs hard to pick one over the other lol
Oh I see , my bad .
Would like to try Enshrouded though
It is fun and has a new update coming out next month also
The one with water physics right? That looked super cool
Yes , very excited to see how the builds and exploration goes with it.
They seem to have been dropping updates and improvements regularly.
Someone here said the other day that the building sucks in Enshrouded. I think it looks cool, but I donโt really know much about it.
I would very much disagree with them on that , takes a bit of getting use too but so much you can build above ground /below or even in the sky .
Good to know! Thanks!
how do you guy feel about the new Fire Hazard finction
It is not exactly new, but it is awesome.
Enshrouded building is great
Mornin gjall ๐
yo what materials do i need for a basic pickaxe
You need a material from first boss ๐
alr
Hi, I'm new to the server, never joined one before, but I love this game, looking forward to seeing builds and making friends.
you could totally skip Eikthyr and get a troll to break copper and tin ๐ญ
alr
generally the way your progress to the next tier of materials in this game is by fighting the current biome's boss. that's the gameplay loop: explore biome, gear up, find boss, fight boss, new biome

Morgen gjall.
restock them hoodies plez 
That's terrible advice considering defeating the first boss unlocks one of the main mechanics in the game besides the loot they drop 
From what I can tell, it looks pretty neat. One of my favorite Valheim builders did some builds in Enshrouded, and they looks super nice
it's basically minecraft with much smaller blocks
you don't have full freedom with diagonals for example
but the possibilities ๐ limitless
almost to a fault because you actually can do anything
meaning those who are incredible builders would build unbelievable bases which make mine look like the slums
Yeah dont tell people to skip bosses on their first playthrough and rob them of that experience
If its someone wanting to do a speedrun or a 2nd etc. playthrough its different
what are the chances a new player could even get a troll to do that without them dying?
~~what are the chances a ~~new player ~~could even get a ~~troll to do that without them dying?
fixed it for you
uh, sure
As slang heard it called Adult Minecraft ๐ All the deco /plants you can use . I agree some of the builds of city's are crazy!
Hello ๐
Goon morning gjall
Evening from Tallinn, Estonia
Hello From New Jersey
North America.
I played in Riga, Latvia yesterday. Left this morning to here.
Yall too serious lol I was obviously joking
Yeah, but new players might not know that ๐
You're not the only person to have suggested that to a new player, and I don't use discord much
so it's for sure said to noobs a lot and not everyone's so sharp!
As a new player you should skip all the weapons from all the noob biomes and craft Arbelast and Krom!
yup and go to ashlands early to get a quick stone portal ๐
also pick up some animation cancels, newbies should be able to clear the whole game with an abyssal razor
But that won't be fun!
They need to get the USS Missouri...... I mean the DRAKAR first.
๐งโโ๏ธ โ
Dawg whatever the hell the drop rate is for the Bear Trophy must be abysmal ๐ญ
Ive killed so many and Ive not gotten a single drop
it's 10% but like all random chances it can roll really bad
you should get one every 10 bears but it's also possible to kill 100 bears and not so
And Iโm already at the swamp so itโs gonna be obsolete soon
Feels bad man
I wish the armour wouldnโt go obsolete so soon but alas
You shouldn't get one trophy out of every 10 bears you kill.
No matter if you kill one bear or 10,000, you still have a 10% drop chance for each kill.
Consider it like a lottery, it doesn't matter if you buy 1 ticket or 100, if the chance to win the jack pot is one in a million, it'll remain one in a million. Even if you got 100 tickets.
thats why I put it in italics. the perfect average is one for every ten
No it isn't.
I very much know it's a 1/10 roll for every kill
Have you found haldor?
Yeah
Is your world generated after the CtA update?
Yeah?
Haldor has a bear rug that you can dismantle and get your bear trophy
?
Yup new thing, haldor has a bear rug
Oh? I didnโt realize you can destroy it ๐
Yea it's most likely a bug
I already have 4 bear trophies, but thatโs pretty neat
I honestly hope it doesn't get patched out, it's a nice safety net for the people that really struggle to get their bear trophy
Could be a neat little Easter egg sorta, I also think it should stay ๐ค
Any other old bastards here play Ultima 3? I was thinking about it earlier while sailing and how it doesn't matter what game it is, the wind hates me.
Ultima Online but none of the other Ultima games
Danger link is dangerous.
A very well built scam. Do not click that
Does it need to be reported?
It's a YouTube video...
How would I know that without clicking?
Matt said it is a quote "well built scam" and to not click it.
So I believe my follow-up question is perfectly valid.
Can you hover the link with your mouse without clicking and check the link appearing in the bottom of your screen is the same ?
Good catch, havenโt spotted that
Yes, because phishing and malware artists are incapable of custom-designing links that look legitimate...
OH WAIT
Link masking is disabled on this server so no.
Anyway, the message following the link was enough for me to have serious doubt
Yeah, and bad people never find ways to get around things...
Always forget about that. I got timed out one or two times using the functionnality :)
Btw he clicked ยซย I am a botย ยป roles, guess you can report if not already done
It's the title of the latest Snazzy video.
Melodramatic clickbait titles... the reason I never watch gaming content on on YT ๐
yall are tech illiterate lmao
There was โ๏ธ mentioned in the video too. 
๐คทโโ๏ธ never going to watch it becaus the premise is dumb, lol. Game doesn't have any big problems that are getting worse.
Despite the clickbaity title I knew what the subject of the video was.
I wasn't convincing to watch it, just mentioned. ๐
i wonder how toxic it'd be if the people most bothered by inventory couldn't just download a mod
and instead had to petition irongate in here constantly
๐ฎ
we don't need more inventory space tbh
irongate doesn't need to launch the game nor do you need to play it
the question is, would it be better if we had it
Need is subjective, but Heim is the most restrictive game in terms of inventory space I've ever played.
The people who want it will carry on asking for it. Those who dont want it can just ignore it, especially if its put behind some backpack mechanic.
That's not how people work.
If they add backpacks they will be used.
then yall can exercise some self control for a turn ๐คฃ
Yes they will likely be used by most people, but the point is if youre really diying on this hill you can just not craft the backpack.
don't say we pls
I think the same amount of inventory slots will just make players have to adapt to it instead of carrying everything
then *i
That's not how people work.
If they add backpacks they will be used.
say "I, and 3 others, don't need"
pretty sure I'm the only one
every one of these yappers thinks their voice is the only one that matters
there's like 6 people who agree with you
HOORAH
that's an entire valheim server
You got me on that one
OK, the point is that if we do get an item which increases inventory size it should make both sides happy, because the anti-backpack people COULD ignore it, but the pro-backpack people want it.
Yes, if we have it, most people will use it.
and to be frank
we all beat the game with this crappy inventory system anyway
so there is no "need"
yeah
it just would be better design
Some people wont use it, but thats probably going to be more out of ignorance more than anything, like any other item or mechanic you might play through a game and miss.
yh ig
people would do no-backpack challenge runs
but they wouldn't be very impressive because its not hard, just inconvenient 
Separating out armor and equipables to give you 6 slots back is fine and warranted.
Adding multiple extra rows of inventory is not good.
literally no one would be impressed 
yeah it's just a no map run but way easier and not actually a problem whatsoever
yeah that's fair
No one does limited inventory challenge
I wonder why
Like with a lot of things, the root cause of this being a sticky issue is that the game has been out a while now and with that comes a lot of interia to any change at all.
But the game is still essentially in beta, a lot can change, you have to deal with it.
slots for armour equipped and what you are holding is good
summoning Scales to do a no food no rested playthrough with only 1 row of inventory ๐คฃ

Slots for what we're holding? Would we be unable to unequip held items if our inventory is full?
ok maybe I didn't think that through
The hardest Valheim challenge of all:
Go 24 hours without the Discord arguing about inventory space (impossible!)
Just the armor, trinket, and equipment item (belt/wisp/etc).
Weapons on the bar are fine as is.
because the argument holds no ground 
it falls apart on itself
it falls apart just at the mention of it
the hardest challenge is going 24 hours without a greydwarf shaman entering your base and annoying you
you should've seen the crash out when that survey got released and these guys were struggling to understand basic statistics
You haven't destroyed a nearby spawner?
who said there was a nearby spawner
If we did have an equipped weapon slot, it would solve the picking up spear problem, because the space would stay free and you wouldnt accidentally pick up fucking grausten.
they just spawn randomly and I'm quite far from a black forest
Are you not sleeping?
I want details on this lol, I dont think I was here for that
I am
why do you think they're spawning cuz idk :/
it was a lot of "the survey had only 3000 responses but there's 50 million valheim players so it must be meaningless"
not very exciting ngl
have they never heard of polling
obviously not, a lot of the people here are kids
And we're back to generalized age assumptions...
it's the more charitable assumption, the alternative being that there's a bunch of fully grown adults acting that way and who also haven't heard of polling 
Adults are overrated, we dont know what were doing.
LMFAO the youtuber called this out explicitly, i didn't realize it was his poll
you can easily tell who the blurred out name is ๐คฃ
so whats the poll for
"is inventory a problem"
You mean when Derek told Snazzy when 90% of the 5000 people that responded to his random community poll voted yes for inventory adjustments, that 'it's still only a small percentage of the units sold?' ๐
something like that lmfao
good-a-afternoon-e ๐ค
and still not even half of the number of people actively playing right now (+28k)
๐คทโโ๏ธ A sample size is still a good indicator, especially when it's one sided. Less participants only increases margins for error, and doesn't outline the poll as an error itself.
No
Morgen gjall.
Good afternoon all
in any similar games to valheim, there are always dedicated armor slots. when im wearing a t-shirt, pants, socks (etc). am i carrying them? the inventory is like a "pocket". my shirt isn't in my pocket, my pants arent in my pocket. if anything i can carry MORE because of my clothes. thats all the game needs. dedicated armor + trinket slot (because you WEAR it) and all this will be solved. it never had to come to this. didnt need to be a thing, now its a thing. trust me, im tired of hearing about this subject more than anyone.
Then play those games.
very productive my friend
It's a silly discussion so one might say continuing to beat the dead horse is even less productive.
They provide a perfectly reasonable solution for inventory - a wagon.
If you wanna loot goblin it up, bring a wagon.
er, cart.
ridiculous
Everyone in gaming communities that believe their ideas are superior to those held by the creators of the game should take their superior ideas and built a better game.
Show 'em how it's done.
Or use a mod. It's like folks want Valheim to be a different game than it is. I always feel compelled to remind people that in the game's official description, the first word that's not "Valheim" or an article of speech? Brutal.
They should make weapons like the atgeir and sledge take up 2 inventory slots.
It just that we heard this milion times already ๐ devs know that people want this, they even asked how players would think it could be implemented, so we are all just a bit fed up with "MORE INV SLOTS" posts ๐
Using mods to alter your personal experience instead of making the devs change the experience of everyone?
No... never that. Not like that's the entire purpose of mods...
-# Also obligatory ๐คข
Which is great. If their intention is to implement some sort of QoL thats great. Just a matter of waiting then
I think they've said unequivocally they have no plans of expanding the inventory.
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( ๐ฎ )
Could be great. Could be horrible if they cave to the whims of casuals. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
They have, lemme find it.
We need a blackmetal chest emote to expand this train.
Check my edit
Well, maybe, but for sure there Is no need for more of these sort of posts, especially since that Twitter post from Lumah ๐
See where your coming from. I just see/hear "we don't negotiate with" vibes
Soft policing, got it. I just included it because I saw a conversation above. You can holster your gun sir
Armor, trinket, equipment moved out so you get a total of 6 slots back - good. Warranted.
Backpacks that add multiple rows of inventory - change description of game to "A casual survival game."
Why isn't it against the rules to say blatantly false stuff 
We can't lie about dates of the games release
but we can certainly come up with random non-sense about how the game is deliberately designed or "they said this and that"
It's so bizarre 
๐ป
The most lied about beast
most lied about that I can think of right now*
soft policing?
America has hard policing, for reference.
i prefear medium rare ๐
are you finally back
preFEAR? 
yes/no
ban everyone its out of control
I could see Smiffe owning a tank for joyriding purposes tbh.
better. I got a drivers licence for multiple military vehicles
Massive W.
As medic, I just rode in the back fixing people ๐
Driving was for drivers.
hehe
he's right tho
Loud majority is almost never the actual majority.
And we do have some LOUD folk round here
I just shut down the roads with tactical mine fields as combat engineer. 
And I have to fix the people you blow up ๐ญ
If Valheim adds healer gameplay I will consider being a mage once ๐
same
classes would be kinda wierd ๐ค
but you can be a healer if you know how ๐
Shamans get to heal people ๐ญ
But yes I agree.
At least we have explosions in form of lava blob vials and explosive payloads. 
you can spawn the shaman VFX and put a HoT on your friends ๐
Shaman bomb you can throw to heal people ๐
WAIIIIT I GOT IT
@tardy vale Bukeperries + Rotten Meat + Magic Shroom = Magical vomit
But instead of an attack, it empties your own health bar to heal your allies as you puke on them.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
๐ง ๐คฎ
Allows for healer gameplay while automatically ensuring it won't be used by everyone ๐
Where was this surstrรถmming suggestion, fermented fish that causes AoE sickness to players. 
๐ฅบ

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