#general
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If they haven't purchased it and have it, that's definitely breaking at least one rule.
the gremlins are out in force it seems
As far as i know, from a moderation point, He owns valheim legit. He never claimed to have stolen valheim specifically. But that's not what brought the ban
there's a few words out there that will earn you a pretty swift one
Thankful it's not 🐓 roostering
I suspect it was more 🐱
i'm lost now
Was it ”low-fat” or ”freezer with an I”?
hearding cats basicly
Unless I'm mistaken, Nutty is trying to guess the naughty word.
It was ”friends” wasn’t it
This t-shirt is awesome. I need it in a hoodie..
https://valheim.shop/collections/men/products/valheim-runes-tee-black?variant=42622057185448
Have you seen the same stand-up as me?
I was referring to getting timed out for a posting the name of a certain British punk band
that's not how you speedrun into a ban
xD
Yeah, most words just get you timed out. Even the cat one.
usually I see all auto-mod actions instantly and can evaluate what it is
Hope it wasn’t a Scunthorpe issue
nope
I don't have * c-word * as block
you usually don't combine that word with cursing
g-unit
Don’t want to alienate the aussies
Was referring to the discord rules themselves. It'd be difficult to determine if the purchased account came with Valheim or if it was purchased by the new user after the account changed hands.
looked like it came with valheim attatched
That's still a judgement call and not based on anything more than public profile information.
Paid full price to have Valheim on Xbox and PC. Still think it's worth more than $20.
when his 7:th sentence was the n-word in a bad contest. that's just a insta ban 😄
(now you all know)
||tihihihii secret, but you clicked anyways||
That's a yikes.
it makes moderation very easy tho
You're welcome.
So these kinda people sort themselves basically. Good
i knew what was gonna happen from the first post
Could tell from the atrocious grammar tbh
Good riddance and gud morgen gjall. Raises coffee to youz
Insert Forest Gump waving on the boat.gif
The 'ole Green Q-tip lol
😄
Klossen the best delete hammer. 

help i've turned into one of those people that instead of dragging the mouse around i lift then drag
Morning folks! Slow Monday morning at work for me today. Wish I had portable Valheim 😭
steamdeck? xD
GeForce Now is your friend.
I know the steam deck exists, I just don’t have one
probably wouldn’t be a good idea to be playing games at my desk anyways haha
just work from home smh
Waiting for snacc delivery
Haven’t heard of GeForce Now though 🤔
Sometimes I just get tired of working from home lol
Not all jobs allow wfh. And many companies are cutting down on it too.
I get that. I came into the office today just so I could touch grass and change my scenery a bit.
Sometime I go into the field with the technicians for a change of pace, makes the day go by a little quicker too
Hope everyone have a super Mar 10th
is it a holiday
I hope you’re also having a super March 10th!
10/10
read it again 👀
HmmMM
Mar 10
Ah, got it 
..a what
hah! took me a minute, but i get it!
is it ||mario|| if so then the th doesnt make sense
Yes, it's Mario.

The 3rd brother, Marioth
he got the 'th' power up
that's wario
GWARio
wario
Malario. 🦟
Hey chat!
Hello
Hello, you might find someone from https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510.
thank you
Honestly a little shocked that character immersion isn't allowed, even to advertise in the lfg
What does that mean
Roleplaying is not allowed
Like...in discord?
idk? I got timed out for making a lfg and saying Roleplaying.
I don't see a rule surrounding that, you may want to inquire with a moderator.
Rule 7
And then the guidelines in lfg area says all server rules apply. And I was trying to look for a ticket or way to reach a modeator w/o pinging here...
A roleplaying server is different than posing as someone in the discord.
You might've just been auto-modded. I would send a ticket to be sure.
I appreciate the feedback, where can I open a ticket? I might be missing the area for that.
I believe you just DM the Modmail bot iirc
Thank you :)
I don't imagine for 1 second that that was why you were timed out.
I didn't know why I got timed out, so I re-read the rules and that's all that stood out that I could see. 
There are 25 posts in that channel with the word 'roleplay', one less than a day ago. What did the bot say?
My memory fails me and I wasn't sharp enough in the moment to take a screenshot.
I do recall, that out of the ten minutes, I was only timed out for two?
It was a nice weekend, weather was getting springy and warmer, no freezing... I live in Northern Europe, Finland, city of Jyväskylä. Not too north then. Helsinki is about 300 km south from here which.
Anyway I was all for Spring starting, then today on Monday I woke up and everything is covered in pure white snow. Trees, walkways, lake, etc. Okay my nearby lakes are frozen anyway late until Spring.
But Sun-Mon night it snowed a lot all night. Streets are all snowy. Well they try to use tractors or whatever they use to plow the snow away from car roads and walkways, but its quite a lot of work.
It kept snowing until evening. I went to a grocery store recently, and I walked outside and was still snowing a lot. I took a bus. Was maybe little over 1,2 km walk. Eh.
It was not too cold, maybe -2 Celsius in the night and morning. Then midday when i woke up and saw it was snowing, it was perhaps zero (freezing), and maybe -1 or +1 or something like that.
Slightly rainy snow is annoying. Which we had at evening when i went to a store. Bought some Pepsi Max and took a bus home.
Not the greatest Mar10 due to bad weather. Anyway I felt this text fits here, since Deep North is coming. Oh and people talk about the weather in their country and complain if its +10 C. And Valheim nights arent really cold. And mountain isn't annoyingly cold.
Uh people talk about walking outside where is +15. Sigh. I can't wait for real spring and summer to start :). Maybe this rant helps.
Hey that was like... a Valheim inspired short text about something. This server should have a channel for that kind of creative writing 🙂.
I could add bolded topics so it is easier to read.
I enjoyed that except the pepsi part
I visited your city in 2017! Absolutely beautiful country you have there.
You did? Hey thanks. I am actually feeling flattered about that. Glad you like it. Figured nobody would be interested. It has some kind of text in it, quite a bit actually, and written spontaneously by one person about his experiences waking up, then another story later, going out to snowy rain to buy common groceries and some sugar free cola drinks. The story doesn't really say much, or have a deep meaning, although paradoxically, the story doesn't leave much unsaid, so the says quite a bit. Sot it says very little and very much at the same time. Maybe that is some deep meaning?
Special thanks to those who read it entirely. It is quite long. I am glad if you liked it, or got inspiration or felt something like that. Was fun to do, write about experiences and thought and see some connection to Valheim at least. And on so small things like waking up and buying groceries.
I mean, this is general, it doesn't need that much of a connection. Does seem like it might belong somewhere else though, like a blog.
joke about life stories and text walls
Gotta say, you're quite talkative for a fellow Finn, Catnose...
||Kidding, ofc.
||
But yeah, can relate to the awful weather we are having right now.
Oh I thought channel name meant general talk about Valheim. Hmm. So this is like off-topic like many servers have channels by names like that.
Another description would be then to this channel, that it is general talk about different things, by Valheim players to one another, but not necessarily about Valheim.
There have been lots of more casual conversations in General, not just Valheim related.
I know I am. Very talkative compared to other Finnish people. But in real life, im not this talkative unless there is a very good reason. And I am not overtalkative so that I constantly talk and never be quiet, and and I dont interrupt others, i am nothing like that. Silence is often wisdom. Depends who I am with and what the topic is.
Any good vanilla & public valheim servers I could check out?
ask in #1024264966712340510
Where are your saves for world and characters if you do "Move to local"? I did that and they have not appeared in the save folder.
Are you on Linux, macOS, or Windows?
Nevermind, found em. There's a folder with local added.
.config/Unity3d/IronGate/Valheim/ Then in worlds_local
Ah seem, resolved, ok
Just didn't appear at first, had to refresh the folder 😂
Hear me out....in the Deep North, Make the boss a Snowman named Frostius
I'd vote for that
#suggestions etc
We're encouraging that?
No. You accidently did a post with text markup. Dont use # in text 😅
Thank you!
Sorry about that overlook. Mystery solved 
Catnose writing his will
Or just the cat having it's way with the keyboard?
Definitely not expecting the link to show like that 🤷♂️
catnose is hank's successor
No GIFs for you.
We do not have embed perms 🙂
Oh gosh, I'd forgotten Hank.
i wasn't sure if i remembered the name right, so i searched it and the result that confirmed my memory was a message from you 
who was hank now again?
the constant " is typing.." ?
yes~
Yeah.
-# i do still miss hank
😂
He had so much to say, just not the courage to say it.
I actually got a confession
Smiffe is Dave Grohl with another confession to make
Thebestthebestthebest
You're the best around 🎶
Ironically it turned out he wasn't the best.
he couldn't even run as fast as a alien
he would have melted next to Fader...
||I don't know what or who the winter child is, but I assume it will be the boss for DN, speculation on my side but I think the lore points to it in some way at least||
I really hope we get a bit more lore for it 😄 and possibly also for Fader. Generally i would love a bit more lore
I’ve said it already but I really hope the deep north has two bosses to fight simultaneously
Similar to zil and thungr?
Yeah, I definitely would like some more lore. Even if it just means more runestones.
2 what tho?
or a "boss concept" very different from the other seven, very curious about that, and quite confident it will no banal stuff
No, zil & thungr is a single boss, and only visually is two entities.
hi Gjall, sry, popping head from rl
🦭 🦭
🦭 🪄
🦭 
classic one, to get to the final boss you'll have to break some kind of seal
🦭 🦭 
Blob wants to fight Ornstein and Smough 👀
Left seal and right seal
(heh, still no cybal emote, this is very bad from whatever makes official emote list)
Honestly yeah, it’s a huge offense
Cybal?
ups, typo, "cymbal", to complete proper reactions to irresistibly funny jokes! #general message
Aah! I understand 🙂 And yes.
eheh, yeh Dogg found the closest solution
🚠
Looks like a drum and cymbal from this angle
good one, took me a good bit to see what it actually is 😁
What is it lol
a mountain climbing cabin, i know only the italian name for it but i won't, ptsd from war with bots
When will the new ice land come?
Hey all. Are people still active?
When it's ready.
Your best bet is to follow https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202150165449035816 as it'll be posted there first.
we're all bots
Beep boop
Here we go again:
Tremble in fear as Claptrap is here!
Looking for people to play with
You might find some in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510.
Want to here this new dub step track I'm working on?
Oh, there's at least one person who've been playing one of the craziest humor game in the world. 🙂
Favorite all time. Borderlands 2. I still play from time to time
That was the one that got me into that series.
Took me a long time to finish it, but I've enjoyed every minute of it.
They lost me with the op levels. I enjoyed the game as is. The dlc are incredible too. Especially the tiny Tina one.
I liked Tina's quest line in the original game. Can't remember if I played the DLC; although it's possible that her quest line is from the DLC.
I remember playing it the first time. Did that hunting tutorial part with a friend. Then the game started, we moved on and first thing I had storming at me was a psycho midget. At that point I was like: "What the heck, man!"
why indeed, why hate campaigns, why troll names/profiles/reacts/hidden messages, WHY
I think I'm slowly not understanding #general chat as each day passes
every time I check in it's weird gifs from Smiffe and random conversations 😄 
🦭
ppl need to wake up and smell the tactics
At least Smiffe is remembering to contain it to general instead of #valheim-chat 😉

i mean, what else would be happening here
Cat, this is a Wendy’s
Man... I haven't had Wendy's in over a year...
thats... a lot of dedication
🤌 'morgenGjall🤌
Mornin gjall 😄

Morgen gjall.
Love it!
Meowning 🐱
From time to time, random recipes ^^
Morgen Gjall
15C at 9 am, here we go
wen sealz
That does not get my seal of approval
Hm.. !rename @rugged stag -> Sealbject 🤔
No, you know the consequences of renaming my nickname
none?
Silence, sparkly aesir
I want one
The seal is too cute
And a sealbject is very cute
We should make a plushy 😂
seal front, bee behind? 🤔
Hello ppl just join the discord, how’s it going?
it's ait
work work work 😅
debating if im too old for fake freckles
Yes! 😂🥳🥰
your a young lady
That’s a thing?
@tardy vale btw, i got the job!
Congrats
Thanks! One step away from Staff Engineer, but the pay increase is worth it.
can someone please help me out?
What so you need?
i'm new and can't figure out what i need to do
Did you listen to the bird?

Goal of the game is get gear, gather food, build a decent base, level up your skills, and kill bosses
Which of these is giving the confusion?
Ah.
You using the map per chance?
Press M to show where you are
tried that
Map show up after or no?
game won't even start now
Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition he quickly realized he understood the goal of the competition wrong.
yes and grats
crash on start?
running on linux, having Usual Linux issues
Won't that become a Seabee? 🤔
say the word and i'll load up ms paint
Are you the only one with the powwa to place gifs here
no no no
Still over 8 months left this year. 😏
but you need a colored name to do it
Is there a crayon role?
Devs, moderators and helpers possess that power.
And server boosters
we can't either, its a sticker
that's a sticker tho
Afaik server boosters don't.
lol
Of all different scenes I've seen in different shows, I found that one quite... unsettling when first time saw it lol.
No no it’s perfect
Bambi be slamming beers with those opposable thumbs
Imagine if Eikthyr threw them off and started to punch.
Have you seen that meme where kangaroos are just deer that have been to prison
never, but it makes so much sence now
Hold up
One of the funniest clips I've seen was that where the dude punched a kangaroo at its face and it just stood still afterwards.
that's part of alonger clip of him protecting his dog from a kangero strangle hold
Yeah I know, they seem ruthless. I mean the punch part was funny, not the dog hurting part.
no. valheim related only 😄
Haha ik but know you have seen it
Edit a Valheim deer there and it relates then maybe. 
I guess I need to make a suggestion (in the right channel) to add prison deer to the plains
A kangaroo? Doesn't fit in the Nordic mythology/environment tbh.
Yes I know haha
Valheim 7. deep down under
Good mornin
g'day
Rave kitten

It's from ThreadMenace's discord ^^
ᓚᘏᗢ
eeeeeee itty bitty kitty!
went up the expensive couch. Out came the fluff and the owner came yelling out
Mine is probably sleep after trying to keep me up all night
The bird is the word?
kamap ive yet to see you say something that isnt a quote or reference
Make it so numba 1 o7
You want some original words?
__
A fickle being__
The muse is fickle, whispers thin.
A fleeting touch upon the skin.
She dances light on toes of air.
Then vanishes, no trace, no care.
She'll bless your brow with sparks of gold.
Then disappear, her secrets cold.
Her voice a ghost, a fleeting sigh.
A dream that fades when dawn is nigh.
Yet still we chase her shadowed grace.
In hopes she'll linger, show her face.
For in her whims, in moments rare.
She gifts a spark beyond compare.
is this a riddle
I think it's 'poetry'.
It's lovely 🫶
If it's a riddle, it could be the moon, or something else, but I don't think it's necesarily one
Inspiration maybe?
It's a fickle being
Its poetry about a muse.
Yeah, not even a riddle.
How the muse comes and goes as she pleases.
When the crush ain't crushing back
No crush related at all.
Subjecthive
did you write it yrself kamap?
"And yet we chase her shadowed grace"
Homies trying to hard
Yes.
I like it Judge. Well put together
I wrote it myself, I know what it means and it has nothing to do with a crush.
it reminds me of a few classic poetry composers, well done
I see. I was just giving my perspective of how I seen the story. Art and all that right
Some people don't grasp poetry, and I think Nutty fits there
It's like any other song or piece of art. Always left to the interpretation of the viewer.
I've been writing all kinds of things for 24 years now.
Most of my earlier work is all lost though in a hard disk crash before there where things like cloud storage and external hard disks and usb sticks where either non existent or freaking expensive.
tech oof
Relatable. Most of my early art is all gone too
same, lost my drive that had most of my pixel art once lol
Sad
was able to recover some from friends and stuff i've shared with but eh
I did change my writing style quite a bit though. Before I tried to force poems or other things, now I'm more if a poem comes then so be it, therefor the muse poem.
This is one of my earlier works that I still remembered, it was written as part of a background story for a vampire the masquerade LARP character.
The guy in my brain:
The guy in my brain tells me I'm insane.
I don't really know him, I don't really believe him.
He's been there for years, through the laughs and the tears.
He says he's a slayer I say he's a savior.
He's good, he's bad, he's driving me mad.
The guy in my brain tells me I'm insane.
how family shere works with valheim, like we can play same game, but we have different save files?
That's amazing.
I once wrote poetry for my crush
yes
Oh that's very cool
I had a similar situation with a bunch of family pictures on a drive. Salvaged a bunch using a Linux box. But many were lost.
Oof
yeah same, I lost my HDD that had ALL my pics/videos from 2004ish to about 2015, I still have that HDD wrapped in bubble wrap and hopefully one day it can get fixed through the power of tech
Thanks.
losing creative work or family related stuff really kicks
Thanks for sharing. Another good piece
I really do hope discord keeps on existing all my writing is on it.
that's why I have a ll my poetry written
I should make copies, yeah.
email to urself
Maybe publish ^^
i can do a cover for you \o/
Word file, to the cloud and on usb stick.
I pop away for what, 50 minutes and now there's poetry in chat?
I guess I started it but eh
oh suuuure take credit for only the good topics
How can I not?
Morning fellas ☀️ 
That hardly rhymed honey and you know it
I wasn't going for rhymes but I will take honey ❤️
wdym morning you've been chatting in suggestions for a while
"New chat new me!"
Yeah, but I haven’t said morning 😂
It is a new day after all
I made you a sealbee earlier in paint, super amount of effort into it
47 minutes into a new day 👍
Oh? is that when I skipped over all the seal content?
Here is some tea to go with the honey:
Tea
In the quiet dawn, a golden stream, Darjeeling whispers, a gentle dream.
With every sip, the worries fade, in fragrant warmth, calmness is made.
A soothing touch, serene and light, the world slows down, the day turns bright.
In this cup, peace finds its way, a silent pause in a busy day.
I like tea
Understandable.
Wait a minute, wasn’t my first message ‘this’ morning like 15 minutes ago? 🤔
excellent beverage poetry
This guy drinks hot coffee on a summer afternoon.
no its that other seal with the small horns
I'm so curious as to how they landed on seals out all of things valheim 
Draugyr, flying mountain mother and angry ashland dragon father < Seals 
Hopefully inquisitive instead of frantic like hare
Seals can bounce pretty fast iirc
watching the video gives a few clues on their manner and movement
Hey, everybody. Who here is from what country?
I’m curious about how they landed on seals as well! Wonder what other concepts were in the running, if any 🤔 ||not that we’ll ever know, but that’s ok!||
Belgium, the land of beer and chocolate.
I'm spanish
perhaps an interesting topic for a future fireside chat
For some reason I thought you were from Europe.
The happiest country in the world (7th time consecutively).
Wait till I guess.
Finland?
bingo
Norway?
This was the answer, I check marked.
Eee 
you wouldn't believe it if you looked at their bus queue's tho xD
Or people with blank faces. 
You know, I solve game issues by just running Windows :Hehe:
It's not that bad, although summers are short but less snowy.
Hopefully you are using a better redundancy and backup system now!
winter wonderland for realsies xD
Just prayer and tears
hopefully one day it can get fixed through the power of tech
depending on your budget, it's most likely doable now. There's a lot of techniques for getting data off of hard drives, from replacing the controller boards, to opening the drives in clean rooms and replacing the heads or moving the platters to known good drives, to actually using sophisticated hardware to read bits off the platters without the on-board hardware at all. Just a matter of how much money you are willing to pay someone to do it.
Replacing a control board is fairly cheap I'd imagine. The other solutions, less so
😏 thank you
I can't give it to someone, that's the issue 🥲
Why not? I'm sure a professional service operate with high discretion, and probably lots of contracts etc. to protect you and your data
🇲🇰 Where's that?
Balkans
At the very least, I'd recommend building some sort of NAS and employing some sort of RAID - it's not backup, but it is the first step in increasing the longevity of your data. If you don't have a big budget, you can use an old gaming PC and repurpose it
Specialized workshops (in some cases) can recover data from a dead disk.
Or you can do it yourself with a special program.
lol, their comment was in reply to me saying exactly that...
#general message
not a they smh
Missed it 😄.
"they" is the gender-neutral nomenclature to use when you aren't sure of someone's pronouns or are referring to unspecified persons.
that's when you right click ppl's profile
people who are not present and unknowns are they
like if you want to refer to my secret friend
this is one of my biggest fears, tbh. all my photos of my kids are stored digitally, too. but i'm so paranoid there is about 50 copies of them spread around the world on different servers, usb sticks, and nvme drives. i stopped using HDD drives because they are unreliable. my original copies were stored on writable dvds but those were the first to go lol
I'm in 200 discord servers, and this particular one has over 40,000 users - right-clicking on every single user's profile simply isn't a feasible thing to do
Nice drawing, by the way. Do you do it for a living or just a hobby?
and half or more of users just use the "pronoun" field for silly things. I'm not calling you "garbageself", "sauce/drip", "meat popsicle", "LMAO", or "9/11" - just to pick a few pronouns from users at the top of the list. "they" is sufficiently respectful and gender-neutral.
Who has the time or energy to remember that sort of thing in a running conversation?
uh oh
people will get offended regardless. they just want to be offended, imho. probably to get a rise out of others. best to just be yourself and dont acknowledge it 😉
I mean, there's a difference between misgendering someone, and using a respectful gender-neutral term. One is major social faux pas. The other is generally accepted in the current social climate
bbbut the poor LMAO's and sauce/drips
I literally just right-clicked on users at the top of the user list in this chat, lol
I'm happy we have only one pronoun for he/she/they etc. in Finnish so we have no need for arguments about them. Although in speaking language we usually might use "it" instead of those when speaking about another person.
We don't even have "it"
Chairs are "he", tables are "she"
True story
Heh, we have the exact oposite 😄 table is he and chair is she
the whole topic is far too often discussed and exhausting tbh
A large reason I stopped learning German is because of that. So many things are gendered, and I just couldn't keep track
rabbit hole 101
hence the uh oh
I identify as spear main here
Fair point haha. This does have potential to steer off course. So I'll invoke mod powers, and say let's move to a different, less risky, topic.
Appreciate y'all
no i wanna see some bans
Sam here being chaotic lmao
I will adhere and honor your request. Not talking about elephants doesn't make them less elephanty. But you da boss
You can't ban me, I'm Discord Certified™️ Amazing
keep riding that high honey
Chaotic neutral? 😄
And tbf Sam, I'm at work so handling logging bans is a pain in the ass. So I'd rather not lol
dw bb i gotchu

"Subscribe! I'm delicious"
If that Irishman hasn't shown up on your feed. You're interneting wrong lolol
riding? high? I had 3 hours of sleep 'cause our network team is dumb and couldn't be bothered to attend a meeting after 4pm, so they forced us to attend hours before we start working. I'm neither riding, nor high, instead desperately trying not to fall asleep at my keyboard and clinging to coffee for dear life
i used to work at a place that kept the fridge stocked with free rockstars for us overnighters for that reason lol
TBF, it's the first time that's caused a debate for me. I'm getting old
break out the unsocial hours pay 💰
Y'all!
Remember fireflies? They are (gonna be) endangered! More information here about how we can help!!
That sounds nice. When I worked at McAfee we had beer on tap. But ATM I work from home. But I have an espresso machine, so it's not all bad
For me that would be them, they are never alone.
We all are bud. I was raised on strict manners for engaging people. Retraining decades of programming is fun.
Well, the other issue is, people change things without letting me know. Is there like, a newsletter that young people subscribe to? 😆
Oh it trickles in through typical business avenues as we been seeing
my youngest calls it "brain rot" - its like a whole different language
Ah a fellow parent of the alpha persuasion
Learn the words and use it against them is my method
Chaotic neutral?
deja vu
mine doesnt like it as much as i dont. so she helps translate it into boomer speak for me lol
i'm far from neutral
I needed to quote something ;p
asatru beat u
Boomer. You don't look older than gen X 😜
... I've just been in this place before🎶
thats just what she calls me. i'm not even gen X lol - 1984 here, so at best an "elder millennial"
I often get this when, I walk into a room and forget why I went there lolol
thats just the guy controlling you cancelling your sims action
anyone older than 19 is a boomer, don't you know?
I'm an Xer just shy of being a millennial.
So thats why!!!!
I'm baby genx (I refuse xenial) 80 here. Wife is 84
just like anyone younger than you is a "millenial"
The reverse for me, 84 for me 80 for the misses.
Nah I identify with millennials more than boomers
That's awesome judge. We just celebrated 23 years last night.
that's the thing - it's not about what you "identify" as. Kids call anyone not a kid, a "boomer". Meanwhile, Gen X and older call anyone just entering the workforce a "Millenial", despite the fact that the oldest mellenials are in their mid-40s, and closer to retirement than being new to the workforce
We'll be celebrating 13 years, the 18-19th of April.
Donning our wedding attire and eating at the same restaurant and sleeping in the same room in the same hotel as 13 years ago.
Beautiful day it will be
I'm going home and cook, I'll see you all later.
I don't relate. I treat the pups better than the old bucks treated me. Breaking cycles best I can
Take it easy and be safe friend
Doing god's work, as they say
I'm trying
Oh, I agree. I was just explaining how it is, not how it should be 😛
i miss hearing the actual boomers call us "whipper snappers" - has such a nice ring to it compared to millennial
Memory problem?
Old heads called us lazy among other things
Not memory exactly. More of to much on my mind and multitasking thought isn't as buttery
I automatically call anyone younger than me a kid. Habit from working at a school...
"kid" is a vibe even if older
I miss hearing boomers say so many things, they literally speak another language
gee golly
No
still better than "brainrot" 😆
heh
I still casually follow up a statement with "you see"
I mean literally another language. Young people don't want to speak this region's language
You kids and your slang...
(I have no idea what a vibe means)
oh god.. i'm still in that trap. but i say "you know what i mean?" after literally every statement, you know what I mean?
sensation
Yea I dig it
I love being called "NENOOOOO!!"
Oh ADHD or ADD or non neurological learned behaviir? Gotta stop multitasking and learn to work in a focused manner. It can be learned
Yk it is a common behaviour among neurotipical people
call me old fashioned, but my dad cured me of ADHD at a very early age. it was called a belt. now i can focus on literally everything. only side effect is i'm now as introverted as you can get
According to some statistics, which I heard directly, face-to-face from the expert, my language will be lost in the next 20 years
Then it wasn't ADHD. It was just normal kid behaviour, probably
Mom tried to beat* the devil out of me. I use breathing, counting, and sheer determination. Skateboarding was my initial outlet for learning this focus and drive
are you a brush
Heh no more of whipping post lol.
Yeah we got pretty negative
Nah. It's not negative to me. Just shared learning experience. All perspective. Real growth often involves some pain
Yeah, but it's one thing to learn from harsh experiences and another one to beat up your child
failure and pain are the best teachers
reminds me of T-shirts with "pain is just weakness leaving the body" written on them
A real parent should conduct their child's behaviour and let them learn from mistakes, but physical harm isn't it
I'm breaking the cycle of approach with my kids. Fine line between discipline and abuse. I think people repeat what seemed to work.
A good friend always said. Pain let's you know you're alive
Okay those are two very different statements
when did i say that? xD
I dunno. I'm working with an inguinal hernia right now... I don't need any more reminders that I'm alive, heh.
Actually that expression originally meant "To attemt something dumb/clearly impossible"
But yeah, hard work and willpower are important
Funny how expressions come to mean different things over time, "Blood runs thicker than water" used to mean the opposite.
what does "Blood runs thicker than water" mean now? to me it still means family first
i've never known it to mean anything else
It means family first now
Old saying is "The blood of the covenant runs thicker than the waters of the womb"
those are two different phrases to me, but i see where you're going
Your parents, while they might be amazing people sometimes, are assigned at random. Meaning you might just land on horrible parents. That doesn't mean you're horrible, though. Chosen bonds however, that's your call. Many who run away from horrible families seek shelter in amazing friend groups.
lots of people don't finish those things, and thus change the meaning:
- "[The] blood [of the covenant] is thicker than [the] water [of the womb]"
- "All things work to the good [of those who are in Christ, and called according to his purpose]"
- "Curiosity killed the cat [but satisfaction brought it back]"
- "Great minds think alike [but fools seldom differ]"
- "Jack of all trades, master of none [but oftentimes better than master of one]"
etc.
However, by all means, if your family is a good one, don't hesitate to treat them specially. I know, for example, that I'm going to support my mother for the rest of her or my life, and that's because of what she did for me, not what she is to me.
What the heck went on here? I especially enjoyed the bit where mental health was fixed with violence...
I mean that's what they did right. From parents to institutions. Electro shock, lobotomy. All quite violent and solved feckall
Yeah, good times all right. 👀
No
But we here stronger and wiser. One day at a time
Bright side to the bit of dark here in general chat. We had a productive convo about a pretty rough subject
That's progress
I dunno, some very odd things were said. Hopefully no-one was taking advice.
Tbf I didn't read back in the hour or so that lapsed. I'm in the field atm
The trend of beating children as a form of teaching hopefully ends or improves from genx moving forward
i didn't know we were talking about violence, beating children, or child abuse :3
👀
So yeah guys, ||seals|| in the deep north! Super excited 
Achievements are coming, some end-game content, exciting stuff!
We. Kinda were. But from our perspective/experience. That's how others were viewing it.
Taking a hint from Dogg and leaving this alone
I never killed a crow ever, feeling it too much related to Hugin and Muni n, relied on seagulls, achievement when
Super stoked about seals too
I enjoy listening to the crows caw in the black forest, too.
I need a raven friend that will bring me acorns or shiny stuff
cant wait to club them in the head to harvest their fur! \o/
new tier of armor, i bet
You've seen minced meat and mashed meat. How bout battered.
I understand this is seals, but something odd gave me a "badger" vibe
same style
From https://www.facebook.com/cancerdelameme/videos/483660605340362/
FB Page Name: ミームパンサー Illusion (
Gold
Still wondering if blubber for lamp oil will be a thing
It will, but if you never use it, achievement mechanics will give you invulnerable whales in post-endgame ocean to take screenshots at
I like that twist Vincy
I’m guessing those seal horns might be a material 🤔
not once
Eh, didn't scroll down far enough.
🤔
My friend who is discovering Valheim has literally destroyed a forest (then I crafted the cultivator to save our world). He was making fun with his enormous wood farming, then we got to swamps.
Deer devs,
The Abomination was perfectly chosen as the “big guy” just after black forest.
He is still saying “my god trees are awaking, they are taking the revenge, I am Saruman” 😂
Forgive me but is there an estimated time of release for the deep north?
First names always stick
ur 4given
April?
No, there's no ETA.
Sad days was asking because I’m about to start another play through and want to know if we should wait if there was
Fanks!
Just go for it makes no difference
As Sam said we have no ETA, but we have info that it will not be soon 🙂
Source?
Blob made a beautiful gif for this
me
that was cool ngl
notsoon™
Thats what you want us to think 👀 
😝
PIN!!
I am not gonna give you that, my credit card info Is safe 😛
📌
-# i know i know, i was joking 😉
👀
Tho it could be pinned maybe, this way i have to search for it each time xD
One day it won't be true though, and could be misleading
You can clear pins though
Or perhaps even a tell if it is removed as a pin haha
Meh doesent matter 😄 i can just keep searching for the most current messages
Do folks even look at discord pins anymore?
That does make me wonder why personal pins don't exist
Not that or read channel descriptions from my experience sadly, but it at least provides us with quick way of linking stuff 🙂
There's a bot for this called quotebot
📠
🦭
Are you gonna fax a seal to someone? 🧐
Fax = facts 🤣
Show me the Sealfax
What's a discord pin? W.. what's a discord?
This is what discordia made them 😔
Yeh, "discord" in latin languages means "disagreement" or so, but still really jk
I love valheim
How bout them ||seals||
There were five in Diablo 2, sad but needed sacrifice
I once had a letter come with one
smear campaign/more trolling/doxxing/seed planting, new ppl with green flowers, sick to death, need say more... 😵💫
Having trouble finding people to play with. Tried the lfg group but the only person I got was a kid :/
Built a ton of bases and connected all of them with portals. Like lol trying to find some people to explore all this stuff with
You can also try https://www.reddit.com/r/ValheimLFG/ but it's slower-paced.
I'm sure everyone that joins will be ahead of me too. Haven't played in well over a year
judges with no evidence
?? Not judging anyone
all gd not you 🙂
elabor8
i mean hater gonna hate
am I missing someone's messages here everything you say makes almost no sense
not to worry
Rookie numbers.
Aw sweetie.
But, you're also the reason why the server gets cleansed of haters usually so!
Im looking for someone who is used to the ashlands for some tips and maybe a little bit of help if possible
What are you struggling with?
I wondered is there any place on the map where enemies are less intensely attacking to set up a base? I cant reach the spawners it just never ends
I made a portal inside a block of marble on a random beach and they are destroying it. I died near my portal and i think if i try too often they will end up destroying my portal and kill me with my second armor
Any specific enemies giving you trouble?
Happily my portal is 2 blocks of marble high and i think they float which is a good thing maybe it wont be destroyed but i doubt returning or the way ill do it seriously
There was askvin and a morgen who almost destroyed my base. I managed to kill them but their is still plenty of charred warriors and voltures.. my portal is very exposed and i would like to rebuild around it but it just doesnt stop coming
I destroyed a spawner nearby but their must be other ones nearby
Spawners are only responsible for 3-5 enemies at a time, and they're always charred. Even then, they can spawn without a spawner. If you're looking to spawn proof an area in the ashlands, you'll want to build stone shelters for workbenches/campfires. It is possible to find areas with less spawns than usual though, I usually look for peninsulas that have only one way in, and build stone shelters all along it.
Stones? They litteraly destroyed marble like it was soft tissue.. Fires? Do they help keeping enemies long distance?
They only aggro build pieces you stand behind
...Or can see
Benches, portals, chests
Stone shelters keep the workbenches/campfires from catching on fire, these shouldn't be used as defensible structures in any sense.
20m avg I think artisan bench is 40m
Campfires and workbenches prevent enemies from spawning within a 20m radius.
A defense grid of artisan bench would look cool too lol
Now that is interesting
#building-tips message Here's an example I put together for a realistic approach to have absolutely nothing spawning nearby your base.
@acoustic mountain rush the spawners, spam campfires, and dig trenches.
So anti spawn a square 100m or so lol
Also Always setup an emergency failsafe portal on one of the jutting spires near the shore, until you have a well established base with defenses
Will there be achievements on xbox when its fully released?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @umbral fog ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🍰 🎂 
Eyyyy. Happy birthday Asatru
on behalf of House Pity/Plague let's celebrate Odin'sDay the 12 of March as @umbral fog 's birthday 
Thank you guys for the tips. If anyone is down coming help me to keep it clear while a get my stuff back I woule reaally appreciate that
dont click that
How do you start mistlands?
Thanks Samaramon
Don't click anything you see here
Get a black metal pickaxe, mine black marble, make a cauldron upgrade then start with the mines
Hi guys, I’m trying to get valhiem running for my wife fresh install on her computer cloud turned off. No saves. Go to create a character. Name it done is greyed out. Can’t manage a world or character as it’s all greyed out. Any ideas?
#steam-bugs-discussion might help better ❤️ this is just general chat
Thanks
I would click anything to get some backup haha
What's the problem sorry? Corpse stuck?
On every platform.
Yeaah its just right beside my portal but i fear if I go back my portal will end up being destroyed and me killed with my backup armor
Thank you so very much everyone 😄 So glad to be here another year!!! ❤️ 🎉
||@tough aspen @west berry @frosty walrus @slender marlin ||
HBD Asatru!! 🎉
If you REALLY are stuck, maybe just lower the difficulty a tiny bit until you recover ^^ you'll still need to fight them, but won't be as stressful?
🎉
Or just use bonemass
I didnt know i could lower the difficulty.. Im not that stuck tbh but my portal really is exposed
Just go through with materials for another portal, ignore the mess at your base and try to find a safe space for a backup portal to work from, potentially atop a rock somewhere.
Is it in Ashlands?
Yes thats what i was expecting to do but if their is no safe place ill just end up dying farter away
Yes
Maybe it's my seed, but the coastlines usually have some empty spaces, going stealth on a rock in such a space for a moment usually clears up anything following me as well.
Bring some extra ||finewood because if they manage to break the portal the wood can easily burn and turn to coal while you run around, and you can't get finewood in Ashlands easily|| <- just something that happened to me once 🥲
Ah tbh I meant stone portal, but yes, if you're using a wooden portal, maybe break your way into some cover with a pickaxe
Yes for a moment i was able to clear everything but as soon as i ran through the defense of the shield they followed me and almost destroyed everything haha
they should have reset aggro by now, just see what happens ^^
They really tought about everything to make it impossible hahaha
yes I had to tactifully go burn in lava to spawn back home...it was a long day.
Wow haha this game is awesome
Punching a zombie piglin, classic!
What a what
Does it count as cheating? Cause I never used any cheat and I dont wanna
no?
Okay Ill look it up. Maybe just for the time to get my stuff back in "safety"
You just need to exit world and select world modifiers in the world selection menu 🙂
High difficulty settings mean that you must make many backup versions of your gear. And maybe make backup portals and other locations too.
or dodgeroll like a god 😄
Yeah well i just arrived Im still on the shore and its litteral chaos
shoreline is good that is where my villa sits
nah don't listen to him he's probably partying too hard (jk, do as he says)
I never even touched that menu tbh
It's an option the game gives you, no point in struggling if you hit a wall imo, you should be able to enjoy the game and progress at your own pace ^^
Oh it is not needed 😄 but allows you to customise the experience
Well I was hoping not having to but if I die once more Ill have to take a year long break
Its sooo near and yet Im terrified
Just found a goblin village. This is my first time really exploring plains
Words of wisdom
it's no dishonours, you can actually make things more difficult using it, trying just switching on "fire hazards" was a lot of fun to me (and techniclly made the game a small bit harder). i like to go "full normal" myself but if it means loosing tons of hours and frustrating otherwise, 100% go for it
Yeah, I keep saying I'm in my "retirement era" atm, turned off raids, I'm just building and enjoying the world a bit until the next phase. Then it's back to normal!
Using modifiers? Never thought I’d see the day haha
Oh sorry, I must’ve glossed over it haha
That's what I thought too.
But now I have to admit that using the 1.5x resource modifier is quite useful.
oh i never used them, especially before last patch fixed raids bug, never, never, and again never
Yeah but you reach a certain point..
I don't wanna stress every 45 mins while I just wanna build a damn fancy road
Never say "Never", Mr. Bond Beams.
I turned off raids, I go afk a lot because of the baby in the other room lol
Me and my friends world, we have 1.5x resources. Will admit, the extra resin is pretty nice lol
When I play solo, I prefer standard resources though
ahahah, i like Mr. Beams a lot
Steak, baked potato and an apple tart dinner. What do y’all think, is this health-stam-stam?
feels like I have no health or stamina though
in few words, dw @acoustic mountain nobody in this chat will ever testify you did it
health-bal-stam? or maybe bal feast altogether
The steak is health, the potato and apple tart are stamina
HSS
what if i'm eating nutella out of the jar
have to disagree, at least HBS, potatoes get me sleepy
I'm doing something so mundane in valheim rn i'm kinda going insane
SSS or S, and "you can't eat more of nutella" tbf
One jar of nutella would be one food slot?
You eat the whole queens jam
also potatoes are actually "unknown worlds' witchery" so maybe Health-Eitr-Stam
If you wish to back me up in the ashlands for 3 minutes I would be forever grateful
Id rather swallow my pride to have help more than using modifiers tbh
Great. I love modern times!
Now the Damsel has to rescue the Knight in shining armor in distress. 😄
Hahaha isnt awesome
Well, considering there were Shield Maidens among the Vikings, it's very natural in this game. 🙂
There's genuinely no difference. Or shame in either.
You are right
Stop typing here it's 1 am lets do dis
yes, but we're making history here, even despite clear archaeological evidence it's already been made 😆
What?
oh, about Thorin pointing out that there were shieldmaidens
uh also, language-wise, tried my best with english consecutio but probably failed
("Murder by Death" gif about moose trophy scolding investigator for poor english could be appropriate?)
This always makes me laugh, not sure why 😂
Guys the lady saved the day. All hail Samaramon the great
One gold star ⭐️ for Sam!
Tbh it was a horrid situation, I can see why help was needed ^^
It was indeed! Ill do my best not to get in such trouble in the future!!
Just food and rest, and most importantly, don't panic ❤️
Also thanks to you all for the good tips you guys!! Awesome community!!
Ill go get a cold shower haha
Awesome
Best community this side of Yggdrasil 100%
How do you know? Have you checked the other side of Yggdrasil as well? 🤨
No just one lolol
I hope everyone is having a good evening / day
Once you're here do you really need see...the other side
I've heard the grass is always greener
Better than some worse than others Rex. Hope you're well too
right on
I'm just astonished by this new sword I got today and it was well worth it! I believe it will have significance in the Deep North
but looks like people been adventuring hard core tonight hehe
From Ashland's?
Yes
||Dyrnwyn emoji when? 😭||
After spear
I didn't record much of my adventure which I am a little miffed at myself for but my friend needs help getting his soo I will record that one a little or take pictures more
It was crazy for sure
Content creator?
oh no
I just do things for this discord only I have myself a discord for xbox and pc
mostly I create some videos for my own scrap book kinda I guess
Anyone wanna play?
any dedicated servers me and a friend can join?
#1024264966712340510 both
no need to be quite so dry, its only humor.
Wuh?
No-one was making a joke. There was no humour.
👁️ 👁️
Mornin gjall 😄
Mornin gjall 😝 !
I will never defile myself by saying that
GOOD MORNING!
based
depend on where you are
Morgen gjall
But no problem defiling valheim will thy mods huh 😋

Goooooooooooooooood Morning 😌
Poetic.
lol
I think I have completely polished up this Greco-Roman Villa finally... and I gotta say.... my Vineberry is not producing fruit like it should ><
I'm pretty sure not even the devs know how vines grow, they just have a mind on their own
I had berries last night but I logged in this morning.....nothing... it's odd it's like they are not wanting to grow right now, but maybe later
If it's just for aesthetics sometimes I just plop an item stand or use the tray
That is known issue with them that the berries disappear if you logout.
Do they come back? 😥
New can grow, but also the grow speed is much lower than what it was before.
oh ok
Currently more efficient way to gather berries is to leave portal near the ruined citadels that have vines.
true that but I'm trying to complete this Villa and make it look good in a picture or maybe a video in time
hmm I'll just have to wait and see
yesterday I built something using iron, then decided I wanted it corroded, so I've spent like an hour yesterday and today shooting at it or using swords...
yes i could have waited for rain but I already built an elaborate roof couldnt be bothered
So I sat, shot, stabbed...all angles, all tiles...
Thanks for reading xoxo
lol
lol
Haven't played this game since it's release, are the updates that came since then any good?
oh lucky you, they're mostly amazing
It's really good your in for a treat
I was waiting for Ashlands to release but then i kinda forgot to play the game haha
but since you waited that long, you can wait for deep north and have a real blast
maybe they'll iron out some weird things they do in valheim
Oh, maybe i'll do that, is there a release date?
nah I don't know
next year probably and thats a probably.... and really I'm just guessing
Jeez, that's a lot of days
but that's what I recommend, you wait a bit longer
what I do is play every two major updates
so I skip one, play the next
Just play Ashlands, by the time you get to it if you start from scratch it should be much closer to DN. Zero reason to wait that long ^^
Also you could continue your world to the DN when it is there. Just leave the furthest North part of your map unexplored and the new content will be generated there normally.
Ooh, that sounds like a good plan
And if you manage to clear them all before DN you can try building a great and mighty mead hall for yourself.
That is very much possible. I also enjoy making those big halls in my worlds.
Viking style 😈
I'm sure you will make something great 😄
👍
L.O.
Noon gjall.
Good morning everyone!
hi
oi o7
Snuggling in or getting ready to pounce?
And, it's snowing again. Starting to think it's just going to snow until Deep North arrives. Wish some seals would come and flop around in the snow.
where
That's definitely about to pounce.
In my yard would be best.
kamap never seen a cat confirmed
If there were Lake Superior seals, at least there'd be a chance of them showing up.
Where can I put in a request for freshwater seals?
I've owned / co owned 6 cats so far and we have had cats that made that move to settle in, most pounced but a few were weird.
its the murder eyes
Even that wasn't something you could count on with Juppeke, the weirdest cat of them all.
He could make that move with the fiercest look as in "Something is going to die right now" and then just close his eyes and nap.
I agree that the chances are higher for a pounce but with cats you never know or at least the cats that I've had.
I had a Siamese many years ago. There was never any rhyme or reason to the places/times he'd nap.
The only thing he liked more than napping was tuna.
If I couldn't find his latest napping spot, I'd just touch the can opener. Sounded like a herd of elk galloping at me.
He was also a bit cross-eyed, so he wasn't really capable of the murder eyes.
I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. (Yes, I'm aware I'm rambling, heh).
g'day all
I spent some formative years up that way. Familiar with Hurley WI. area?
Yeah, I went skiing there like six years ago. I'm more in the central UP.
Michigan side then ey. Id like to get back there one day. Gorgeous area.
Hehe, yup. It really is. I've been a lot of places, but this will always be home. Northern Ontario is about the only place that I enjoy camping more.
(And snowmobiling...so much snow up there!)
Neil Young's old stomping grounds 😉
I learned to ski on the hills up there. I'll make it home soon enough
Hah, not a lot of "peace of mind" lately, but at least I have Valheim for that.
Comes a time. Agreed about Valheim for sure
The hills in Hurley and Ironwood are pretty great.
And up by Ontonagon, in the Porkies. They got so much snow this year.
Four or five up that way iirc. Indian head, Powder Horn, Black Jack, White Cap, ? Been twenty plus years
Porkies.. Porcupine mountains I'm guessing?
Heh, yeah.
Core memory unlocked
Lots of great cross country trails there, too.
Absolutely. Trips to rainbow falls area for me as well
And beautiful backpacking, though the last time I was up there in the fall there was an absolutely amazing amount of tourists (not disparaging anyone, just shocked).
Cool to hear. People still smelt fishing as a community anymore?
Man, I wish. The smelt quit running here while I was in high school...so like 26 years ago? I know there are areas up north where they do still, but nothing anywhere near me.
Awe that's horrible. I remember it well.
That was always so fun. People up and down the banks catching and cooking them right there, and everyone just happy and excited.
Basically a big party with all of us kids running around in packs, hehe.
We did it with nets. Loaded up truck beds of buckets full and cooked as a family
Yeah, that was always the next day for us. We'd all camp out there, then fill a couple buckets to bring back and freeze what we couldn't eat right away.
Felt like hours of cleaning smelt. It did earn me a sweet pocket knife (that I wasn't allowed to bring to school), though.
Rough grouse hunting was another core memory.
Gut 'em, cut off the heads, and then freeze those parts to use as bear bait in the fall.
Oh yeah, lots of partridge here. Occasionally had them at Thanksgiving when Pops or Grampa didn't get a turkey (I always liked them more).
I hunted them some in high school. Pretty content to just walk around and take pictures of them now.
I was saying hi but ow, that hurts
Ohhhhh YEA
insert kool-aid man busting through wall.gif
I was trying to think of something cheeky to respond to this. But I'm owl out of ideas.
I don't give a hoot what your excuse is. You should've winged it.
The hoot sent me. 😂
Heh, i like owl of these 😄
I heard owls live by a strix set of rules
Oh I was going off of genus(?). Owls can be known as strix I believe.
But yea the Baleful Strix is one of my fav MTG card art
Ooh, that's where they get the name from then, I guess. I hadn't realised.
I'm a tad bit of a raptor nerd. I think strix as a name is pretty cool.
The DnD topic is interesting too. I was working on a drawing for an owl character few months ago.
Still wish owls in MTG had more support. Would absolutely build a deck around them. Edh build would be tough though
The Strixhaven campaign book introduces the Owlin species.
Can it be read like a novel?
Oh no, not at all.
You effectively tell the story by playing the campaign so everyone will have a different experience.
I miss MTG novels. The champions of kamagawa series and Mirodin were both brilliant
I see. My kids play DnD a few friends as well. I love it's still going. Since what the 70s?
I'm literally playing that campaign (as we have for a couple of years now) tonight.
That's incredible. Same group in the same world all this time!?
Mostly, we've recently lost one member. Sadly we don't know what's up with her. Her dad was very ill for a while and she'd be missing more and more sessions and then she disappeared completely.





