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bonk @tender trellis
You have prescribed 10 bonks to @tender trellis. 
bonk 1106246181325131797
You have prescribed 175 bonks to @tender trellis. 
Thank you Ali. 
teamwork makes the dream work 
Ladies do not start fights, but they sure can finish them 
bonk 994707559858585685
@serene beacon disarms you and gives you a taste of your own medicine. Serves you right. 
What the hell
True. #botchannel message

yes
Say your prayers
you're fine
eval
def fac(n):
return 1 if n <= 1 else n * fac(n - 1)
print(fac(16))
20922789888000
Wowwww I can't believe ves promised us 20922789888000 CS problems today. 
You're going to quickly lose faith in her promises. 

Update us on your progress bestie.
progress: read all questions
That's still pretty impressive. Considering that your day has about 8 hours left though, you need to give us 20922789888000 problems in 8 hours, which amounts to 726485760 problems per second. So uh. The seconds are quickly flying by, where are my 726485760 problems???
in my grave
Can't believe Ves is 760 times faster than an ultrasound.
Finally a real CS prodigy.
Do it. 
oh boy you're gonna be so disappointment 
When have you ever disappointed me?
If we pretend that the world didn't exist until 3 seconds ago.
Sorry, you aren't being very audible. Would you mind repeating yourself?
No, I'm fine. 
I insist 
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faq beginner
Please make sure to read Part 1 before starting Part 2!
1: Conjunctions (coordinating and subordinating)
2: Subordinate clause word order
3: Dative case
4: Dative verbs
5: Verbs with two objects (e.g. geben)
6: Prepositions (accusative, dative, and two-way)
7: Spoken past tense (Perfekt)
8: Written past tense (Prรคteritum)
9: Genitive case
10: Relative clauses
11: Adjective declension
- Make sure to practice writing and reading simple texts
- Some of these concepts are confusing to start with, so itโs a good idea to ask for help in #questions when youโre unsure
- You should use a declension chart to help with declension to start with, because you wonโt be able to memorize it straight away
- After you feel confident with creating sentences, you can start learning the adjective declension properly by using the command >faq adjective declension and reading the guide provided
:x: This command can only be used by a staff member.
words
:regional_indicator_a: Wirtschaftsingenieurwesen
:regional_indicator_b: Unverschรคmtheit
:regional_indicator_c: Todeserklรคrung
:regional_indicator_d: Vorauskommando
words
:regional_indicator_a: to dig up
:regional_indicator_b: to drive sth.
:regional_indicator_c: to rant
:regional_indicator_d: to outvie sb.
:x: This command can only be used by a staff member.
words
:regional_indicator_a: etw. mitansehen
:regional_indicator_b: รผberprรผfen
:regional_indicator_c: inkrementieren
:regional_indicator_d: prรผgeln
Why do so many of these have sexual undertones? 
:x: Member '9999999999999999999999' not found.
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Don't worry, that's easily changed. 
Why don't you show me a demonstration first, I am a visual learner. 


cefr
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words
:regional_indicator_a: destroyed in the war
:regional_indicator_b: incarnate
:regional_indicator_c: double-minded
:regional_indicator_d: nickeliferous
words
:regional_indicator_a: zelebrieren
:regional_indicator_b: zentrieren
:regional_indicator_c: jdn. beschuldigen
:regional_indicator_d: stehlen
faq keyboard
Being able to type German letters is quite important!
- Schon = already. Schรถn = beautiful.
- Mutter = mother. Mรผtter = mothers.
How to? There are several options.
๐ธ Use a program like AutoHotkey. Download the program from https://www.autohotkey.com/ and read the pinned message in #resources for instructions on how to set it up. It can be used with any keyboard layout and the hotkeys can be customised.
๐ธ US International layout: this is basically just a US keyboard layout with extra characters, so if you're using a US-style keyboard or something similar, the transition is very easy! Everything stays as you know it, except that some of the symbol keys can be used to create the special characters. For example " + a = รค. You can also do RightAlt + s = ร.
To use US International on Windows, look for the Region & Language options and switch your selected keyboard layout to US International.
๐ธ If you are on Mac, there are two simple possibilities:
- The accent menu - Pressing and holding a letter key will display multiple variants of the letter, including umlauts, which can then be selected using the number keys.
- Dead keys - Pressing
Option + u, then pressinga,u, oro, respectively, will display the umlaut variant of that letter. You can also pressOption + sto enterร.
See this support article for more information:
https://support.apple.com/guide/mac-help/enter-characters-with-accent-marks-on-mac-mh27474/mac
See the next page for more alternatives.
faq keyboard
Being able to type German letters is quite important!
- Schon = already. Schรถn = beautiful.
- Mutter = mother. Mรผtter = mothers.
How to? There are several options.
๐ธ Use a program like AutoHotkey. Download the program from https://www.autohotkey.com/ and read the pinned message in #resources for instructions on how to set it up. It can be used with any keyboard layout and the hotkeys can be customised.
๐ธ US International layout: this is basically just a US keyboard layout with extra characters, so if you're using a US-style keyboard or something similar, the transition is very easy! Everything stays as you know it, except that some of the symbol keys can be used to create the special characters. For example " + a = รค. You can also do RightAlt + s = ร.
To use US International on Windows, look for the Region & Language options and switch your selected keyboard layout to US International.
๐ธ If you are on Mac, there are two simple possibilities:
- The accent menu - Pressing and holding a letter key will display multiple variants of the letter, including umlauts, which can then be selected using the number keys.
- Dead keys - Pressing
Option + u, then pressinga,u, oro, respectively, will display the umlaut variant of that letter. You can also pressOption + sto enterร.
See this support article for more information:
https://support.apple.com/guide/mac-help/enter-characters-with-accent-marks-on-mac-mh27474/mac
See the next page for more alternatives.
faq keyboard
๐ธ Alternatively, you can memorise the altcodes for German characters. Learning them is easier than you might think! Simply hold Alt and type the numbers on your numpad:
รค = 132; ร = 142
รถ = 148; ร = 153
รผ = 129; ร = 154
ร = 225
๐ธ If all else fails, you can use ASCII conventions for the characters: add an e to other vowels, and write ss or sz for ร. For example:
ae = รค
oe = รถ
ue = รผ
ss = ร
But this is discouraged since it's harder to read and... looks ugly. It is only done in situations where alternatives are impossible (fonts with no unicode etc).
lessons
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faq duolingo
Duolingo is a decent resource to start with if you're a complete beginner, but it's neither efficient nor comprehensive!
What Duolingo will teach you about grammar is very limited, and none of the systems they use will help you practise much of it.
You can learn some vocabulary with it, but their method (based on the concept of spaced repetition) doesn't work for everybody, and the way Duolingo teaches is not very effective compared to the amount of time it requires from you.
So, if you find it useful, by all means keep using it, but remember not to fall for its gamification of language learning, and move past it when it stops being beneficial. Ignore the streaks.
In any case, keep in mind that Duolingo is not enough to learn a language, ever.
If you're looking for guidance or alternatives, check out >faq beginner in our #botchannel .
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
faq keyboard
Being able to type German letters is quite important!
- Schon = already. Schรถn = beautiful.
- Mutter = mother. Mรผtter = mothers.
How to? There are several options.
๐ธ Use a program like AutoHotkey. Download the program from https://www.autohotkey.com/ and read the pinned message in #resources for instructions on how to set it up. It can be used with any keyboard layout and the hotkeys can be customised.
๐ธ US International layout: this is basically just a US keyboard layout with extra characters, so if you're using a US-style keyboard or something similar, the transition is very easy! Everything stays as you know it, except that some of the symbol keys can be used to create the special characters. For example " + a = รค. You can also do RightAlt + s = ร.
To use US International on Windows, look for the Region & Language options and switch your selected keyboard layout to US International.
๐ธ If you are on Mac, there are two simple possibilities:
- The accent menu - Pressing and holding a letter key will display multiple variants of the letter, including umlauts, which can then be selected using the number keys.
- Dead keys - Pressing
Option + u, then pressinga,u, oro, respectively, will display the umlaut variant of that letter. You can also pressOption + sto enterร.
See this support article for more information:
https://support.apple.com/guide/mac-help/enter-characters-with-accent-marks-on-mac-mh27474/mac
See the next page for more alternatives.
faq faq
Q: What does FAQ mean?
A: Frequently Asked Questions.
Q: How does it relate to this server?
A: You can use a command to see answers to FAQs regarding German grammar, vocabulary, the culture of German-speaking countries, and some topics specifically related to this server.
Q: How do I use this command?
A: Type >faq <faq name> (or alternatively >ex or >explain instead of >faq).
Example: >faq beginner
Q: Where do I use this command?
A: Please use #botchannel for the FAQs.
Q: I canโt find an answer to my question.
A: Use >faq <topic name> and the results will either show you related searches, or automatically add your questions to our suggestion list. Alternatively you can suggest an article in #community-discussion or write one yourself!
Q: I want to write an FAQ entry, how do I do it?
A: Try writing something in the same style as other FAQs and bring it up in #community-discussion.
Q: I found some mistakes/typos in an FAQ entry or want to make a suggestion, where do I bring them up?
A: You can bring them up in #community-discussion, but you are also welcome to use #report-issue to contact the moderators privately.
Q: I donโt understand some parts of an FAQ entry.
A: Depending on the topic you can ask in:
- #942470380692590632 and #questions for questions related to German
- #1033125270217048246 for questions related to culture
- #community-discussion for questions related to the server
You are also welcome to use #report-issue to contact the moderators privately.
faq how do I get rid of traitors who claim that baklava is greek
FAQ not found. Try >explain all.

I know what my next FAQ suggestion will be
Are you just trying to get the most command uses by the way?
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Not quite, I was mostly curious what FAQs I referred people to said, since I never used them. I found the stats command thanks to you
faq umlaut
Umlauts - รค, รถ, รผ
Along with the 26 letters of its alphabet, German also possesses the umlaut, a diacritic in the form of two dots placed over the letters a, o, u to form รค, รถ, and รผ. Umlautmeans something akin to altered soundand this is reflected in the fact that the pronunciation of the umlauted vowels are quite different from the non-umlauted vowels.
๐จ๏ธ How do I type รค, รถ, รผ?
See >faq keyboard on how to type umlauts.
If you cannot type the umlauts, you can add an e to the non-diacritic vowel to represent an umlaut. For example, you can represent รถffnenas oeffnen.
Umlauts can never be replaced with their non-diacritic versions. In other words, you cannot replace รถ with o when spelling words like รถffnen. Some words only differ by the vowel sound, for example schwul(gay) and schwรผl(humid, sultry).
๐จ๏ธ How do I pronunce รค, รถ, รผ?
See the next few pages for more info on pronunciation.
faq all
Aliases: Absentiv
Aliases: Akkusativ
Aliases: Adjektivdeklination, Adjective endings
Aliases: ai, chatgpt
Aliases: Flashcards
Aliases: Beides vs. Beide, Beides, Beide
Aliases: Fastest way to learn, Learn fast, Most efficient way to learn, Learn efficiently, Best way to learn, Learn German fast
Aliases: Private tutors, Teach me, Teach me German, Teach German, Private lessons, Private teachers, "private teacher", teacher
Aliases: Grammatical case, Case
Aliases: CEFR, CERF
Aliases: Konjugation, Praesens, Verbs, Verb conjugation, Present tense, Prรคsens
Aliases: Verschmelzung, Schmelzwort, Vom
โ
Aliases: Dativ
Aliases: Digger
help
Queues a text-to-speech message of the given text powered by the Google Translate API.
language can be one of: en-au, en-in, en-uk, en-us, es, de, fr, hr, id, it, ja, lv, nl, no, pl, pt, ru, sv, tr, vi, zh-CN, ar, ko.
Displays the upcoming song and its remaining duration.
Changes the volume of the music player to the specified volume, which can be between 0 and 100.
If no value is provided, displays the current volume.
words
:regional_indicator_a: Bisacodyl
:regional_indicator_b: Sakalavaweber
:regional_indicator_c: Buchstabenverbund
:regional_indicator_d: Presseerklรคrung
None of those are true. 
Ah, what an interesting command
Rude. 
We have TTS? 
Bonks the given member.
Display a random cat image.
Display a random dog image.
Displays an AI-generated inspirational quote.
Pats the given member's cat.
Also why are there music-commands if we don't have a music bot? 
I think Bottfried plays the role of a music bot as well
cat
He can't play music though.
Aww, look at her cute little paws. They make it look like she has socks on
That one inspiration was so haram
More than one. 

Oh my god lmao what is this
It generates masterpiece after masterpiece. 
"Reduce Drinking"
"Engaging with the online community is actually a bit like being possessed by pregnancy"
inspireme
What a line
Cows are so creative though, how rude

What was that line oh my god lmfao
I think I'll leave it on this philosophical work of art.
wow
I do not believe that is a command
inspireme

The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
faq all
โ
Aliases: N-Declension, N-Deklination, Weak noun
โ
Aliases: GLaD
Aliases: Duden, Meaning, Dict, Dictionary, Definition
Aliases: Kennen vs. wissen, Wissen vs. kennen
โ
Aliases: Word order verbs, Word order of verbs
inspireme
[ID: 475231] Vรฉrifier la progression.
[ID: 468747] Check if 1191047267428343954 is reading Faust yet.
[ID: 475995] Gartic Phone.
[ID: 475641] Tell 1140759503978123275 how you found learning both Mandarin and French at the same time. (And probably the third language which came after French seeing how ridiculously long Mandarin takes.)
[ID: 475304] Check in with 1194254088150450229.
faq all
Aliases: Absentiv
Aliases: Akkusativ
Aliases: Adjektivdeklination, Adjective endings
Aliases: ai, chatgpt
Aliases: Flashcards
Aliases: Beides vs. Beide, Beides, Beide
Aliases: Fastest way to learn, Learn fast, Most efficient way to learn, Learn efficiently, Best way to learn, Learn German fast
Aliases: Private tutors, Teach me, Teach me German, Teach German, Private lessons, Private teachers, "private teacher", teacher
Aliases: Grammatical case, Case
Aliases: CEFR, CERF
Aliases: Konjugation, Praesens, Verbs, Verb conjugation, Present tense, Prรคsens
Aliases: Verschmelzung, Schmelzwort, Vom
โ
Aliases: Dativ
Aliases: Digger
faq all
โ
Aliases: imperativ
Aliases: Unpersรถnliche Verben, Impersonal es
Aliases: Pronunciation, Sound transcription, International Phonetic Alphabet
Aliases: Sessions, Activities
Aliases: correct channel, information, right place to ask, right channel
Aliases: Nicht, Kein
Aliases: Nicos Weg
Aliases: Nominativ
โ
Aliases: languages
Aliases: Passiv
Aliases: perfekt, prรคteritum, praeteritum, present perfect, simple past
Aliases: Nach-In-Auf-Zu
FAQ not found. Try >explain all.
Displays information about the given user. If no user is specified, information about you will be displayed.
Quotes a message in the channel you are in.
As input specify the mention or name of the channel that the message was originally posted in and provide the message id of the message (accessible if you turn on developer mode in your Discord settings).
Instead of channel and message id you may also specify a message link.
Lists all roles on the server.
Shows information about the current guild.
Shows an image of the given color hex code.
words
:regional_indicator_a: to tup sth.
:regional_indicator_b: to secure
:regional_indicator_c: to burn
:regional_indicator_d: to load
inspireme

Okay, this is relating to me more than it should be
inspireme
Also, hello stalker. Why are you always there where I am
Server's dead and our VC is too confusing for me to follow. 
What the hell were those Inspiremes. 
Pretty sure some of those were NSFW, but okay. 
Groin.
Haram 
And the others they sent weren't? 
That was one of the least haram ones.
That's the plan!

I always do
I beg to differ
Oh my god 

excuse me
@serene beacon

i'm inspired
@sullen badge Did you just get muted? 
You can use the repick reaction if you're trying to get a new one by the way.
This is even more obscure, I'm just saying.
Thanks
Uh something something grandfather clause

bonk @sullen badge
You have prescribed 201 bonks to @sullen badge. 

inspireme
inspireme

inspireme

wzf is that
Gute Frage. 
inspireme

dog
tbh all of them are ridiculous xd
inspireme
dog
remind list
[ID: 475231] Vรฉrifier la progression.
[ID: 468747] Check if 1191047267428343954 is reading Faust yet.
[ID: 475995] Gartic Phone.
[ID: 475641] Tell 1140759503978123275 how you found learning both Mandarin and French at the same time. (And probably the third language which came after French seeing how ridiculously long Mandarin takes.)
[ID: 475304] Check in with 1194254088150450229.
faq right channel
It's not recommended to look for information or ask questions in #general as the pace of the channel is quite fast and your question might be missed, or there could simply be no one around to answer it.
Here are some common channels you might be looking for:
๐น #942470380692590632 and #questions for asking questions related to the German language.
๐น #writing for getting corrections for your text. Refer to #writing-info to find out how the channel works.
๐น #1033125270217048246 for questions regarding life, culture and study in German-speaking countries.
๐น #1065443550004781067 if you are looking for a study group, or are interested in creating or joining a study club.
๐น https://bit.ly/gladresources/ for our curated list of user-suggested resources.
Check out #getting-started and #info to find out more about what the server has to offer!
inspireme

This is beautiful
That's all I do, darling
Would they also have a European passport? 
Watching a French documentary on the Yakuza on the other monitor makes this very surreal. 
inspireme
That's it, this is perfect

lessons
There are no sessions currently scheduled.
FAQ not found. I found the following similar entry: Beginner (1)
Select one of the values in the brackets to directly open the suggested FAQ.
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
Here you go, hope it helps. 
thank you
faq beginner
Please make sure to read Part 1 before starting Part 2!
1: Conjunctions (coordinating and subordinating)
2: Subordinate clause word order
3: Dative case
4: Dative verbs
5: Verbs with two objects (e.g. geben)
6: Prepositions (accusative, dative, and two-way)
7: Spoken past tense (Perfekt)
8: Written past tense (Prรคteritum)
9: Genitive case
10: Relative clauses
11: Adjective declension
- Make sure to practice writing and reading simple texts
- Some of these concepts are confusing to start with, so itโs a good idea to ask for help in #questions when youโre unsure
- You should use a declension chart to help with declension to start with, because you wonโt be able to memorize it straight away
- After you feel confident with creating sentences, you can start learning the adjective declension properly by using the command >faq adjective declension and reading the guide provided
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
faq resources
Here's a link to our curated list of resources: https://bit.ly/gladresources. Check out #resources if you want to submit some yourself!
inspireme
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Oh no, am I being reported 
inspireme
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cat
Aw, such a pretty girl
isbanned 557719170112815115
Janny has not been banned on this server.
isbanned 1171967239675715594
[26781] babo was banned by Syronoid.
Oh my god that one inspireme quote

It just generates masterpiece after masterpiece. 

Oh my god lmfaoo

It really gets its philosophy from incel Redditors doesn't it. 
Oh my god

I am
ing and
ing in real life
inspireme
inspireme


What on Earth is that supposed to mean
I am very concerned.
This really is an incel AI. 
Bottfried, you are making me feel concerned
Honestly, a lot of this AI's opinions would probably get a normal user banned. 
"Being married to a woman can to some people feel like being castrated."
"If you can penetrate her, you can trace her."
"If you can put a leash on her, you can incapacitate her."
"Existence without abortions is a party."
It's either the user getting banned, or starred 
I love how only the both of us are beginning to fill #botchannel with our banter, it's our safe space now
Yeah, #botchannel is a lot of fun. 
eval
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
cout << "Especially with Greek baklava."
return 0;
}
1299190681/source.cpp: In function โint main()โ:
1299190681/source.cpp:6:3: error: expected โ;โ before โreturnโ
return 0;
^~~~~~
eval
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
cout << "Especially with Greek baklava.";
return 0;
}
Especially with Greek baklava.

faq begginer
FAQ not found. I found the following similar entry: Beginner (1)
Select one of the values in the brackets to directly open the suggested FAQ.
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
Here you go, hope it helps. 
eval
print('As Harold once proclaimed, ' , input())
Mori, I hate you
File "791877443/source.py", line 3
Mori, I hate you
^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax
eval
print('As Harold once proclaimed, ' , input())
Mori, I hate you.
File "1812133677/source.py", line 3
Mori, I hate you.
^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax
Still, you get the idea ๐ค
eval
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
cout << "As Harold once proclaimed; \n";
cout << "Mori, I hate you.";
return 0;
}
As Harold once proclaimed;
Mori, I hate you.

This makes me hate you even more 
faq resources
Here's a link to our curated list of resources: https://bit.ly/gladresources. Check out #resources if you want to submit some yourself!
(I have no idea what was wrong with the E in hate by the way, just used C++ because it makes sense.
)
Begone, devil

Actually, maybe it was because you put it inside of the code block? Usually it goes outside.
eval
print ('As Harold once proclaimed,', input())
Mori, I hate you.
As Harold once proclaimed, Mori, I hate you.

I am a proud nerd Harold, you can't even insult me with that. 
At this rate you're going to actually hate me. 
eval
print('Stop that, I have never claimed you to be one,', input())
Mori.
Stop that, I have never claimed you to be one, Mori.
"๐ณ๐ช๐ท๐ฉ
"
Why did it change. 
๐ณ ๐ช ๐ท ๐ฉ 
Used the NE reactions and it thought I meant Niger. 
eval
print('Again, stop with the blasphemous lies. What evidence do you have that I did such a thing?,', input())
Bring forth thy proof before making such claims
Again, stop with the blasphemous lies. What evidence do you have that I did such a thing?, Bring forth thy proof before making such claims
I cannot prove it without staff logs of reactions, which are barred to me. 
(I don't even know if you guys log reaction removals to be honest.)
Amateurs
Oh, I meant you and the person who is hiding in your cupboard as we speak. I can see him through your camera
I don't even own a cupboard. 
Uh..closet? 
There's a boiler?
If they're in there though I don't rate their chances. 
Looks like I will have to gift you a cupboard on your birthday this year
reallybanacid baklava
[ID: 475231] Vรฉrifier la progression.
[ID: 468747] Check if 1191047267428343954 is reading Faust yet.
[ID: 475995] Gartic Phone.
[ID: 475641] Tell 1140759503978123275 how you found learning both Mandarin and French at the same time. (And probably the third language which came after French seeing how ridiculously long Mandarin takes.)
[ID: 475304] Check in with 1194254088150450229.
remind list
[ID: 475231] Vรฉrifier la progression.
[ID: 468747] Check if 1191047267428343954 is reading Faust yet.
[ID: 475995] Gartic Phone.
[ID: 475641] Tell 1140759503978123275 how you found learning both Mandarin and French at the same time. (And probably the third language which came after French seeing how ridiculously long Mandarin takes.)
[ID: 475304] Check in with 1194254088150450229.
reminder 8h26m Gartic Phone, but later.
Okay @serene beacon. You will be reminded in 8 hours and 26 minutes.
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
eval
print ('As Harold once proclaimed,', input())
Mori, I hate you.
:x: No code block was found in your input.
inspireme


inspireme

"Touch yourself with your entire body"

Bottfried is seriously worrying me. 
Some of the pictures it has are really concerning. 
incredibly concerning
inspireme
So cute
Ngl he's not bad. 
We are so haram 
Why is the Hindenburg in the background? 
Oh my god this is so cursed
Such wise words
What the hell Bottfried? 


The pictures are either so incredibly random, or have naked men on them with occasional couple backgrounds which in no way contribute to giving context to the quote 
True, it's such a strange mixture of ridiculousness. 
That's the fun of it!
inspireme
Lmfaoo the first one


He's a cute dog. 
Aw, such a sweet boy


Only slightly? 

Bottfried where the hell are you getting these images from? 
inspireme
Oh my God @serene beacon look at this
I feel so sorry for you, it's hilarious 
inspireme


The mods are going to ban InspireMe at this rate. 
The moderators moderate #botchannel, right?
Pretty sure, I think it's not high on their priorities list though.
I saw that 
You should know better than I, to be fair. 
inspireme
Sorry. 
Penetrate what

Oh my God
inspireme


Uh, I think that is enough >inspireme for the time being, let's come back later
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faq all
Aliases: Absentiv
Aliases: Akkusativ
Aliases: Adjektivdeklination, Adjective endings
Aliases: ai, chatgpt
Aliases: Flashcards
Aliases: Beides vs. Beide, Beides, Beide
Aliases: Fastest way to learn, Learn fast, Most efficient way to learn, Learn efficiently, Best way to learn, Learn German fast
Aliases: Private tutors, Teach me, Teach me German, Teach German, Private lessons, Private teachers, "private teacher", teacher
Aliases: Grammatical case, Case
Aliases: CEFR, CERF
Aliases: Konjugation, Praesens, Verbs, Verb conjugation, Present tense, Prรคsens
Aliases: Verschmelzung, Schmelzwort, Vom
โ
Aliases: Dativ
Aliases: Digger
faq anki
When creating flashcards it is not enough to just have a single german word on one side, and a single word translation on the other side of the card. You want to provide details that match your learning style and help you better understand what the word means.
At the very least, include the gender and the plural form. E.g. Der Mann | Die Mรคnner or Der Mann -:er Whichever form helps you recognise the plural ending and any vowel changes. You may also want to add a note for weak masculine nouns. (See >explain N-Declension.)
Include the infinitive, the preterite (simple past) and the past participle (perfect form). E.g. rennen | rannte | gerannt or for a separable verb anrufen | rief an | angerufen. For irregular verbs, you may want to list all present tense conjugations. You may also want to include if the verb uses haben or sein as its auxiliary.
Adding an example sentence is important for helping you understand the usage and context of a word (dwds.de and linguee.com are good sources of example sentences). You may also want to add multiple translations for words that have multiple meanings. E.g. Die Auflage can mean both a requirement, and the edition of a book. You may also want to try picture cues or audio recordings (possible sources for voice recordings include dict.cc, linguee.com, duden.de, and wiktionary.de).
Flashcards based on close passages can be a very effective way to learn new vocabulary. E.g. put Ich kaufe Lebensmittel im [blank] ein. on one side of the flashcard, and Ich kaufe Lebensmittel im *Markt* ein; der Markt, die Mรคrkte - market. This places vocabulary in context to help you understand its meaning and usages, and also provides you with whole phrases that help jolt your memory when trying to remember an individual word.
Flashcards are most effective when they train your ability to reproduce knowledge. I.e. Seeing the word Baum and recognising it as tree is a lot less effective than being able to look at a picture of a tree and know it means der Baum. Taking that a step further you want to be able to also know that that while die Struktur also means 'tree', it doesn't actually mean the plant. When creating flashcards, try to design them with these concepts in mind. E.g. Using minimal or no flashcards that show you a german word and ask you to recall what it means in english, and instead focus on the other way around: giving you an english word and asking you to recall what it means in german.
faq dach
The letters D, A and CH are very common abbreviations for the countries Germany (Deutschland, its German name), Austria (Austria, its Latin name) and Switzerland (Confoederatio Helvetica, its Latin name). These abbreviations are found, for example, on licence plates. Germany and Austria also have two-letter abbreviations, which are DE and AT. These, alongside the Swiss one, are used among other things in URLs.
Incidentally, the word Dach is German for โroofโ, so the name of the channel #archived-culture-study-visa is a pun: it literally means โliving under the roofโ, which can be seen as a metaphor for the cultural similarities between these countries.
Despite not included in the abbreviation, DACH may also include other German-speaking countries, especially Liechtenstein.
faq all
Aliases: Absentiv
Aliases: Akkusativ
Aliases: Adjektivdeklination, Adjective endings
Aliases: ai, chatgpt
Aliases: Flashcards
Aliases: Beides vs. Beide, Beides, Beide
Aliases: Fastest way to learn, Learn fast, Most efficient way to learn, Learn efficiently, Best way to learn, Learn German fast
Aliases: Private tutors, Teach me, Teach me German, Teach German, Private lessons, Private teachers, "private teacher", teacher
Aliases: Grammatical case, Case
Aliases: CEFR, CERF
Aliases: Konjugation, Praesens, Verbs, Verb conjugation, Present tense, Prรคsens
Aliases: Verschmelzung, Schmelzwort, Vom
โ
Aliases: Dativ
Aliases: Digger
faq dative
The dative case (der Dativ) is one of the four cases of the German language. A case affects how a noun or noun phrase is inflected, and indicates the role of the noun or noun phrase in a clause.
Nouns, pronouns, and adjective declension is completely different compared to the nominative case. See >explain adjective declension for a full explanation.
faq dach
The letters D, A and CH are very common abbreviations for the countries Germany (Deutschland, its German name), Austria (Austria, its Latin name) and Switzerland (Confoederatio Helvetica, its Latin name). These abbreviations are found, for example, on licence plates. Germany and Austria also have two-letter abbreviations, which are DE and AT. These, alongside the Swiss one, are used among other things in URLs.
Incidentally, the word Dach is German for โroofโ, so the name of the channel #archived-culture-study-visa is a pun: it literally means โliving under the roofโ, which can be seen as a metaphor for the cultural similarities between these countries.
Despite not included in the abbreviation, DACH may also include other German-speaking countries, especially Liechtenstein.
explain adjective declension
A Brief Guide to Memorizing German Noun and Adjective Declension by Basementality
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jWl5-kkqF3FQLDzrz8XLBJj7hvPFQK7MT5SYEDGK65E/edit
faq AI
This FAQ explains rules and advice for using text AI tools such as ChatGPT.
- Do not answer any questions by using AI-generated text.
- Do not ask for AI-generated text to be corrected.
-
No fact-checking: Tools like ChatGPT are very good at writing texts and often provide answers that sound good, but they are not capable of fact-checking their own answers.
-
Fake information: Itโs very common for these programs to make up fake or incomplete information, which is explained convincingly but is mostly wrong.
-
Non-deterministic: The information is also partially randomly generated, meaning that if you ask the same question multiple times, you will usually end up with different answers.
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No language knowledge: It shouldn't be used for grammar or vocabulary questions, as it doesn't understand linguistics, nuance, or how a native speaker might actually use a given word or grammar point.
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Missing context: When correcting texts it needs to understand what the writer was trying to express. As such it may miss mistakes or correct things that don't need to be corrected.
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It delays the development of important skills in language learning.
Relying too much on AI generated texts or solutions may get in the way of learning the necessary skills of language acquisition, such as how to look up words or phrases in a dictionary, using critical thinking, or actually applying learned concepts. -
AI is not designed to guide learners.
If you ask an AI a question, it will provide you with information, whereas if you ask a human, they will ideally ask you to show your understanding and offer advice on how to find the answer. -
AI output requires scrutiny
AI output must be verified, but beginners to German or to language learning often lack the knowledge or experience to do so.
- Ask ChatGPT to come up with some story ideas that you can write about.
I'll disappear for now, have a good evening Harold. 
Bye bye, you as well. Take care and have fun! 
@serene beacon, 8 hours and 26 minutes ago
You asked to be reminded about "Gartic Phone, but later."
[Jump to message](#botchannel message)
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
faq resources
Here's a link to our curated list of resources: https://bit.ly/gladresources. Check out #resources if you want to submit some yourself!
faq
:x: The required argument name is missing.
faq vc
Please read the [Roles section](#getting-started message) in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more!
faq resources
Here's a link to our curated list of resources: https://bit.ly/gladresources. Check out #resources if you want to submit some yourself!
how can i have permisson to post on find a study partner ?
Maybe try checking out the monthly thread/pre-existing threads if you can't make your own, you can try introducing yourself and specifying who you're looking for by following the given template 
faq cefr
If you see something like A1, B2 or C1, these represent the proficiency of a speaker in a language they're not native in, and are called CEFR levels. They are valid for any language, not only German!
Roughly speaking, A levels are beginners and C levels are experts. Remember that CEFR level are self-assessed and indicative!
You can see more specific names and descriptions on the Wikipedia page:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_European_Framework_of_Reference_for_Languages
๐จ How do I know what level I am?
If the table on Wikipedia is too generic for you, you can try using this one here:
https://rm.coe.int/168045bb52
Just check each column one at a time: if you can do all it describes, move to the next column. Your level is the highest where you can do the most things.
Alternatively, you can use this questionnaire to estimate your level more accurately:
https://rm.coe.int/self-assessment-checklists-from-the-swiss-version-of-the-european-lang/1680492f8e
faq beginners
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
inspireme

inspireme
faq cefr
If you see something like A1, B2 or C1, these represent the proficiency of a speaker in a language they're not native in, and are called CEFR levels. They are valid for any language, not only German!
Roughly speaking, A levels are beginners and C levels are experts. Remember that CEFR level are self-assessed and indicative!
You can see more specific names and descriptions on the Wikipedia page:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_European_Framework_of_Reference_for_Languages
๐จ How do I know what level I am?
If the table on Wikipedia is too generic for you, you can try using this one here:
https://rm.coe.int/168045bb52
Just check each column one at a time: if you can do all it describes, move to the next column. Your level is the highest where you can do the most things.
Alternatively, you can use this questionnaire to estimate your level more accurately:
https://rm.coe.int/self-assessment-checklists-from-the-swiss-version-of-the-european-lang/1680492f8e

รh? 
I just switched to this channel for a second and that is the first thing I see. 
inspireme
This is wonderful advice





inspireme

What parts? 
The background images are getting out of hand
Ah, Sagittarius! They're such lovely cinnamon rolls 
Also apparently forgettable brothers. 

Those cookies looked so good 
The previous one 

Sodomy?
I'm not going to write the meaning here. 
Oh god, is the meaning NSFW?


This is so cursed. 
Bless you, >inspireme

inspireme
inspireme

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faq
:x: The required argument name is missing.
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
Here's a link to our curated list of resources: https://bit.ly/gladresources. Check out #resources if you want to submit some yourself!
>faq beginner does offer some good advice on that, otherwise I'd recommend trying out >faq nicos for a solid main resource to start off with.
Nicos Weg is a free online program aimed at helping people learn German. It includes video, audio, text, grammar explanations, notes, vocabulary, and exercises. It also includes very useful cultural and bureaucratic information, such as how to open a bank account, while teaching you the relevant grammar and vocabulary.
Itโs fairly popular and well-recommended, but keep in mind that you canโt learn a language with only one resource, even if itโs a good one!
You can find the courses here: https://learngerman.dw.com/en/overview/
You can also see various other courses for learners by dw.com here: https://www.dw.com/en/learn-german/s-2469/
faq negation
Negations or negative sentences in German are formed with either kein or nicht.
You use kein if you want to negate nouns with an indefinite article or without an article, for example:
(1) Ich besitze kein Auto. (I don't own a car.)
(2) Ich habe keinen Hunger. (I'm not hungry.)
โผ kein is always placed right before the noun you want to negate. Also note that you need to decline kein.
If you want to negate anything else you use nicht, for example:
(3) Ich schlafe nicht. (I don't sleep.) [verb]
(4) Ich habe gestern nicht geduscht. (I didn't shower yesterday.) [verb]
(5) Ich gehe nicht gerne schwimmen. (I don't like to go swimming.) [adverb]
(6) Es ist nicht heiร. (It's not hot.) [adjective]
(7) Ich habe nicht dich, sondern ihn gerufen. (I didn't call you, but him.) [pronoun]
(8) Das ist nicht Peters Fahrrad, sondern meins. (This isn't Peters bicycle, but mine.) [proper noun]
(9) Der Zug kommt nicht um 18 Uhr an. (The train doesn't arrive at 6pm.) [preposition]
(10) Ich habe nicht das Essen bezahlt, sondern die Getrรคnke. (I didn't pay for the food, but for the drinks.) [definite article]
โผ Note that nicht almost always comes before the word it negates, unless you want to negate a verb.
If that's the case, it depends on the tense of the verb and on whether there is an auxiliary verb or not. nicht is placed right after the verb if the verb is in present or past tense. For compound tenses or when the sentence has an auxiliary it is placed before the verb.
๐ Confused by the terminology? See >ex Grammar terms
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Oh my god what is that supposed to mean
Thank you for the advice 
Aw, such an adorable little girl.

I won't be surprised if the quotes get their backgrounds from Wattpad smut novels, the nostalgia is beginning to overwhelm me 
Some of them are genuinely concerning, to be honest I'm surprised that the mods added InspireMe as a feature.
What are those?
Oh Mori, trust me. You don't want to know 
That makes it even more worrying. 
I have exposed myself too much, I shall escort myself out.
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Absolutely, utterly, shameless.
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What were the bees doing in the background? 


Oh my god lmfaoo




"There is no excuse for being undesired."
"PROTECT THE SCRIPT." 
"Think of someone's husband"
"Get financial backing from friends." "Befriend politicians." "Think about someone's husband." "Take possession of other people."




Oh my god 
faq nicos
Nicos Weg is a free online program aimed at helping people learn German. It includes video, audio, text, grammar explanations, notes, vocabulary, and exercises. It also includes very useful cultural and bureaucratic information, such as how to open a bank account, while teaching you the relevant grammar and vocabulary.
Itโs fairly popular and well-recommended, but keep in mind that you canโt learn a language with only one resource, even if itโs a good one!
You can find the courses here: https://learngerman.dw.com/en/overview/
You can also see various other courses for learners by dw.com here: https://www.dw.com/en/learn-german/s-2469/
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hell yeah
faq beginner
Please make sure to read Part 1 before starting Part 2!
1: Conjunctions (coordinating and subordinating)
2: Subordinate clause word order
3: Dative case
4: Dative verbs
5: Verbs with two objects (e.g. geben)
6: Prepositions (accusative, dative, and two-way)
7: Spoken past tense (Perfekt)
8: Written past tense (Prรคteritum)
9: Genitive case
10: Relative clauses
11: Adjective declension
- Make sure to practice writing and reading simple texts
- Some of these concepts are confusing to start with, so itโs a good idea to ask for help in #questions when youโre unsure
- You should use a declension chart to help with declension to start with, because you wonโt be able to memorize it straight away
- After you feel confident with creating sentences, you can start learning the adjective declension properly by using the command >faq adjective declension and reading the guide provided
faq resources
Here's a link to our curated list of resources: https://bit.ly/gladresources. Check out #resources if you want to submit some yourself!
faq translation
If you want something corrected, you can put it in a Google Doc and share a link with permission level ยปcan suggestยซ in #writing .
Don't ask us to translate something for you outright: that takes professional time and effort and we're not here for that. You can try your luck with deepl.com.
For single words, use dict.cc or another dictionary, it'll be quicker.
If you want to know if/how a word can be used, provide some context to help us understand the situation.
Don't ask us to do your homework or exams for you! Show us your best attempt at something and try to pinpoint what exactly you don't understand.
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:second_place:: info (18 uses)
:third_place:: inspireme (17 uses)
:medal:: warn issue (7 uses)
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:second_place:: @desert mural (15344 uses)
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:medal:: @upbeat compass (14504 uses)
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[ID: 475231] Vรฉrifier la progression.
[ID: 476914] See if Zizo is up for a VC.
[ID: 468747] Check if 1191047267428343954 is reading Faust yet.
[ID: 475641] Tell 1140759503978123275 how you found learning both Mandarin and French at the same time. (And probably the third language which came after French seeing how ridiculously long Mandarin takes.)
[ID: 475304] Check in with 1194254088150450229.
@glad yarrow 
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Such pretty legs 


Oh my god these all are so beautiful, I have no idea which quote to stop on



Mwah Bottfried

Only they can cleanse the haram. 

Aw, look at how they are snuggling in the bucket 
So sweet. 
I want to pet them soooo hart
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This is lovely advice






Glory holes?
I won't say here, it's another one like sodomy. 

(I'm not sure to be honest, just know that it's something sexual.)
I think this is enough >inspireme for today 
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faq all
โ
Aliases: Duo
Aliases: Scharfes S, แบ, ร
โ
Aliases: Sie, Du vs. Sie, Formal, Du, Siezen, Duzen vs. siezen, Du vs. sie, Informal
โ
Aliases: Genitiv
Aliases: German keyboard, Keyboard
Aliases: Glossary, Grammatical terms
Aliases: der-die-das, Genders, Gender
โ
Aliases: Time required, How long to learn
Aliases: Translation, Homework, hw, questions, translate
Aliases: Starting out, Beginner
Aliases: VC-pending, VC pending, Limited Permissions, VC
faq eszett
The ร, called Eszett or scharfes S, is a letter of the Standard German alphabet.
๐จ How to type it?
If you're on a US keyboard, you can use the US International layout and type ร with [right alt] + s. There is also an altcode (press [alt], type the numbers and release [alt]):
ร = alt+225
๐จ What about capital แบ?
Capital แบ is only used in typography and all caps words (and not even always). It never occurs as the first letter of a word, so you will never really need to be able to write it. ;)
๐จ How to read it?
It is always read as an unvoiced [s], like in the English word ma__ss__.
๐จ When to ร and when to ss?
The pronunciation is the same, but they're used in different positions.
แบ is used after long vowels, which are vowels pronounced for slightly longer than otherwise (Fuร, Straรe); compare the English m__i__nd and m__i__tten: same letter, different length, thus different pronunciation.
แบ is also used after diphthongs, which are groups of vowels pronounced together (gieรen, Preuรen).
ss is used after short vowels (Schloss, Abfluss). This also occurs for ck vs k and similar: double consonant means short (even in English, see mitten above!)
ss is also found after diphthongs and long vowels if the two Ses belong to separate parts; this can happen in prefixes (aussteigen) and compound words (Moossee).
๐จ I've seen something that doesn't follow these rules! โผ
Not to worry! The above rules apply for Standard German and you can follow them religiously. If you find exceptions, these are the possible reasons:
- The writer or text follows old rules, where all instances of
ssin the same word becameรregardless of the vowel. - The writer or text comes from Switzerland, where ร is seldom used, if at all.
faq information
It's not recommended to look for information or ask questions in #general as the pace of the channel is quite fast and your question might be missed, or there could simply be no one around to answer it.
Here are some common channels you might be looking for:
๐น #942470380692590632 and #questions for asking questions related to the German language.
๐น #writing for getting corrections for your text. Refer to #writing-info to find out how the channel works.
๐น #1033125270217048246 for questions regarding life, culture and study in German-speaking countries.
๐น #1065443550004781067 if you are looking for a study group, or are interested in creating or joining a study club.
๐น https://bit.ly/gladresources/ for our curated list of user-suggested resources.
Check out #getting-started and #info to find out more about what the server has to offer!
faq why english
In short, because both English and German are allowed here, and because people might prefer speaking English for a variety of reasons.
If you want to stick to German, you can go to #german-only or #beginner-german instead.
faq umlaut
Umlauts - รค, รถ, รผ
Along with the 26 letters of its alphabet, German also possesses the umlaut, a diacritic in the form of two dots placed over the letters a, o, u to form รค, รถ, and รผ. Umlautmeans something akin to altered soundand this is reflected in the fact that the pronunciation of the umlauted vowels are quite different from the non-umlauted vowels.
๐จ๏ธ How do I type รค, รถ, รผ?
See >faq keyboard on how to type umlauts.
If you cannot type the umlauts, you can add an e to the non-diacritic vowel to represent an umlaut. For example, you can represent รถffnenas oeffnen.
Umlauts can never be replaced with their non-diacritic versions. In other words, you cannot replace รถ with o when spelling words like รถffnen. Some words only differ by the vowel sound, for example schwul(gay) and schwรผl(humid, sultry).
๐จ๏ธ How do I pronunce รค, รถ, รผ?
See the next few pages for more info on pronunciation.
faq genitiv
The genitive case (der Genitiv) is one of the four cases of the German language. A case affects how a noun or noun phrase is inflected, and indicates the role of the noun or noun phrase in a clause.
Nouns and adjective declension is completely different compared to the nominative case. Pronoun declension does exist but it is virtually never used. See >explain adjective declension for a full explanation.
faq keyboard
Being able to type German letters is quite important!
- Schon = already. Schรถn = beautiful.
- Mutter = mother. Mรผtter = mothers.
How to? There are several options.
๐ธ Use a program like AutoHotkey. Download the program from https://www.autohotkey.com/ and read the pinned message in #resources for instructions on how to set it up. It can be used with any keyboard layout and the hotkeys can be customised.
๐ธ US International layout: this is basically just a US keyboard layout with extra characters, so if you're using a US-style keyboard or something similar, the transition is very easy! Everything stays as you know it, except that some of the symbol keys can be used to create the special characters. For example " + a = รค. You can also do RightAlt + s = ร.
To use US International on Windows, look for the Region & Language options and switch your selected keyboard layout to US International.
๐ธ If you are on Mac, there are two simple possibilities:
- The accent menu - Pressing and holding a letter key will display multiple variants of the letter, including umlauts, which can then be selected using the number keys.
- Dead keys - Pressing
Option + u, then pressinga,u, oro, respectively, will display the umlaut variant of that letter. You can also pressOption + sto enterร.
See this support article for more information:
https://support.apple.com/guide/mac-help/enter-characters-with-accent-marks-on-mac-mh27474/mac
See the next page for more alternatives.
faq faq
Q: What does FAQ mean?
A: Frequently Asked Questions.
Q: How does it relate to this server?
A: You can use a command to see answers to FAQs regarding German grammar, vocabulary, the culture of German-speaking countries, and some topics specifically related to this server.
Q: How do I use this command?
A: Type >faq <faq name> (or alternatively >ex or >explain instead of >faq).
Example: >faq beginner
Q: Where do I use this command?
A: Please use #botchannel for the FAQs.
Q: I canโt find an answer to my question.
A: Use >faq <topic name> and the results will either show you related searches, or automatically add your questions to our suggestion list. Alternatively you can suggest an article in #community-discussion or write one yourself!
Q: I want to write an FAQ entry, how do I do it?
A: Try writing something in the same style as other FAQs and bring it up in #community-discussion.
Q: I found some mistakes/typos in an FAQ entry or want to make a suggestion, where do I bring them up?
A: You can bring them up in #community-discussion, but you are also welcome to use #report-issue to contact the moderators privately.
Q: I donโt understand some parts of an FAQ entry.
A: Depending on the topic you can ask in:
- #942470380692590632 and #questions for questions related to German
- #1033125270217048246 for questions related to culture
- #community-discussion for questions related to the server
You are also welcome to use #report-issue to contact the moderators privately.
faq beginner
Please make sure to read Part 1 before starting Part 2!
1: Conjunctions (coordinating and subordinating)
2: Subordinate clause word order
3: Dative case
4: Dative verbs
5: Verbs with two objects (e.g. geben)
6: Prepositions (accusative, dative, and two-way)
7: Spoken past tense (Perfekt)
8: Written past tense (Prรคteritum)
9: Genitive case
10: Relative clauses
11: Adjective declension
- Make sure to practice writing and reading simple texts
- Some of these concepts are confusing to start with, so itโs a good idea to ask for help in #questions when youโre unsure
- You should use a declension chart to help with declension to start with, because you wonโt be able to memorize it straight away
- After you feel confident with creating sentences, you can start learning the adjective declension properly by using the command >faq adjective declension and reading the guide provided
faq cefr
Welcome to the interactive paginator!
This interactively allows you to see pages of text by navigating with reactions. They are as follows:
:track_previous: Goes to the first page.
:arrow_backward: Goes to the previous page.
:arrow_forward: Goes to the next page.
:track_next: Goes to the last page.
:stop_button: Stops the interactive pagination session.
:information_source: Shows this message.
faq beginer
FAQ not found. I found the following similar entry: Beginner (1)
Select one of the values in the brackets to directly open the suggested FAQ.
faq Beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
faq cefr
If you see something like A1, B2 or C1, these represent the proficiency of a speaker in a language they're not native in, and are called CEFR levels. They are valid for any language, not only German!
Roughly speaking, A levels are beginners and C levels are experts. Remember that CEFR level are self-assessed and indicative!
You can see more specific names and descriptions on the Wikipedia page:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_European_Framework_of_Reference_for_Languages
๐จ How do I know what level I am?
If the table on Wikipedia is too generic for you, you can try using this one here:
https://rm.coe.int/168045bb52
Just check each column one at a time: if you can do all it describes, move to the next column. Your level is the highest where you can do the most things.
Alternatively, you can use this questionnaire to estimate your level more accurately:
https://rm.coe.int/self-assessment-checklists-from-the-swiss-version-of-the-european-lang/1680492f8e
purpose Reading
This role is for members of the Reading group. Members of this group will be pinged with updates regarding reading sessions. This involves reading a text in German and (usually) translating it into English. This activity is aimed at all levels.
Enter >sub reading in #botchannel to get pings about sessions.
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รh?
How are you always doing this when I come online? 
Shouldn't I be asking that? 
Hmm, touchรฉ. 
Just having a bad day so I wanted to look at some of these.
"Assume the identity of someone's husband." 
I see, I am sorry to hear. There are definitely times when we feel agitated and tired, with our daily routines beginning to wane our tolerance. Whenever that is the case feel free to take a break from social media and give yourself a moment to recharge, it might make you feel less restless. If there is something that you would like to talk about to get your mind off things my DMs are usually open. 
"When in doubt, joke about your wasted ambitions." 
Thank you Harold. 
faq beginner
Please make sure to read Part 1 before starting Part 2!
1: Conjunctions (coordinating and subordinating)
2: Subordinate clause word order
3: Dative case
4: Dative verbs
5: Verbs with two objects (e.g. geben)
6: Prepositions (accusative, dative, and two-way)
7: Spoken past tense (Perfekt)
8: Written past tense (Prรคteritum)
9: Genitive case
10: Relative clauses
11: Adjective declension
- Make sure to practice writing and reading simple texts
- Some of these concepts are confusing to start with, so itโs a good idea to ask for help in #questions when youโre unsure
- You should use a declension chart to help with declension to start with, because you wonโt be able to memorize it straight away
- After you feel confident with creating sentences, you can start learning the adjective declension properly by using the command >faq adjective declension and reading the guide provided
Of course, take care 
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Wow that was fast. 
hi , may i know how to join the voice chat ?
@tender trellis, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
Hallo
faq resources
Here's a link to our curated list of resources: https://bit.ly/gladresources. Check out #resources if you want to submit some yourself!
help
Translates the given phrase into the specified target language using dict.cc. Specify either en or de as targets.
Provides a link to the declension of the given noun.
Provides a link to the conjugation of the given infinitive.
A command that helps you train vocabulary using dict.cc.
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noun sprache
words
:regional_indicator_a: all-points bulletin
:regional_indicator_b: pliantness
:regional_indicator_c: repair
:regional_indicator_d: tall oatgrass
help
Checks whether the given user is banned.
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
faq resources
Here's a link to our curated list of resources: https://bit.ly/gladresources. Check out #resources if you want to submit some yourself!
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
faq resources
Here's a link to our curated list of resources: https://bit.ly/gladresources. Check out #resources if you want to submit some yourself!
faq beginner
Please make sure to read Part 1 before starting Part 2!
1: Conjunctions (coordinating and subordinating)
2: Subordinate clause word order
3: Dative case
4: Dative verbs
5: Verbs with two objects (e.g. geben)
6: Prepositions (accusative, dative, and two-way)
7: Spoken past tense (Perfekt)
8: Written past tense (Prรคteritum)
9: Genitive case
10: Relative clauses
11: Adjective declension
- Make sure to practice writing and reading simple texts
- Some of these concepts are confusing to start with, so itโs a good idea to ask for help in #questions when youโre unsure
- You should use a declension chart to help with declension to start with, because you wonโt be able to memorize it straight away
- After you feel confident with creating sentences, you can start learning the adjective declension properly by using the command >faq adjective declension and reading the guide provided
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I am around 70% certain these are the covers of Wattpad smut novels
I am extremely concerned.
Trust me, these are far from the worst 
How do you know this stuff? 
Ah 
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But they are such adorable little bebis, I want to squish their cheeks and make them tiramisu
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Don't you dare.
Tiramisu is lovely though, can't complain there. 

You will pay for this. Mark my words.
I will pay you a visit and squish your cheeks even harder 
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โญ doch for beginners โญ
Germans tend to use the word doch in lots of different situations. But what does it mean, and when do you use it? โ
๐ Using doch to contradict negative statements ๐
You can use doch to contradict a negative statement/question in the same manner as you would use nein to contradict a positive statement.
(1) Laura hat keinen Fernseher, oder? - Doch, sie hat einen Fernseher!
Laura doesn't have a TV, does she? - Yes, she does!
(2) Du kannst kein Schach spielen! - Doch, das kann ich!
You can't play chess! - Yes, I can!
๐ก With doch, correctly answering negative questions (with positive tags) has never been easier. Isn't that awesome? Doch, it is! ๐
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Using doch as an adversative conjunction ๐
You can also use doch as an adversative conjunction (yet, however, ...).
(3) Du hattest genug Zeit, doch du hast nicht fรผr die Prรผfung gelernt.
You had enough time, yet you didn't study for the exam.
(4) Es ist noch nicht Sommer, doch es ist fast genauso heiร.
It is not yet summer, it is, however, almost as hot.
โผ Keep in mind that doch as an adversative conjunction doesn't change the word order. โผ
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Using doch as a subjunctive ๐
Furthermore, you can use doch in concessive clauses.
(5) Auch wenn wir erwarteten, zu verlieren, so haben wir das Spiel doch gewonnen.
Though we expected to lose, we still won the game.
(6) Obwohl sie sehr nett ist, findet sie doch keine neuen Freunde.
Although she's very kind, she doesn't make new friends.
I would rather die. 
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The glitter redeemed it 


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"Respected is a husband who sells his meat."
Stop for a minute on the good ones!
But they're haram. 
Join me, being halal was so last season
Bro but I like being halal. 
So cute 
He really is. 
Camon Dawg, you gotta be with the times
What the hell does fellate mean? 
No. 

They fell, and then uh, ate?




Rude.

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Regret, a substitute for marriage.
Oh God, that was not what it meant 
What does it mean?

I am now very concerned, give me a moment. 
OH JESUS CHRIST-
Lmfaoo
Okay I see why you didn't say.
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Aw, such adorable little cinnamon rolls

Look at their little noses, deserves a boop 
Sooo true. 
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I was reading the previous one, what the hell is this? 
I feel disappointed in myself that I keep coming back for more but I can not help it, the command is too addicting 
faq gender patterns
Unfortunately, many German words don't have immediately clear clues that reveal it, but thankfully, many common words do follow patterns that reveal their gender.
In general, you are advised to learn the article together with the word (and its plural!).
Plural forms always use die and follow plural declension rules, which are the same for all genders (yay ๐).
For compound words, remember that only the last word matters.
Type >explain grammatical gender for an explanation on grammatical gender.
Here's a list of patterns to recognise word gender.
Note that exceptions may apply.
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:first_place:: info (27586 uses)
:second_place:: faq (22446 uses)
:third_place:: wรถrtle (6817 uses)
:medal:: play (6645 uses)
:medal:: bonk (6601 uses)
:first_place:: info (15 uses)
:second_place:: suggest answer (15 uses)
:third_place:: faq (11 uses)
:medal:: inspireme (10 uses)
:medal:: warn issue (5 uses)
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:first_place:: @proud obsidian (18113 uses)
:second_place:: @desert mural (15371 uses)
:third_place:: @latent talon (14668 uses)
:medal:: @upbeat compass (14504 uses)
:medal:: @prime fjord (8158 uses)
:first_place:: @proud obsidian (27 uses)
:second_place:: @desert mural (25 uses)
:third_place:: @next crow (8 uses)
:medal:: @serene beacon (7 uses)
:medal:: @glad yarrow (4 uses)
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faq gender patterns
- many words ending in
-e(die Nase, die Kiste) - words ending in:
---in(feminine professions/roles): die Verkรคuferin, die Lehrerin
---eidie Fischerei, die Bรคckerei
---schaftdie Mannschaft, die Gemeinschaft
---heit/-keitdie Freiheit, die Gerechtigkeit
---ungdie Bedeutung, die Achtung
---iondie Aktion, die Religion
---ikdie Logistik, die Logik
---anzwords of classical origin: die Allianz, die Toleranz
---urdie Natur, die Kultur
---tรคtdie Professionalitรคt, die Kriminalitรคt
faq Prรคteritum
The Perfekt tense is formed by combining an auxiliary verb (haben or sein) with the past participle form of the main verb.
For example, if I want to write the past tense of โessenโ/โto eatโ, such as in the English sentence โI ateโ, I first need to know the auxiliary verb that goes with essen (which happens to be haben), and the past participle form of essen (which is gegessen).
I can then combine them with the usual verb conjugation and word order rules, as such:
Ich habe gegessen. -> I ate. / I have eaten.
Ich habe das Brot gegessen. -> I ate the bread. / I have eaten the bread.
Just look it up in the dictionary! There are a few general patterns you can also learn about, but a dictionary will pretty much always list the past participle somewhere near the verb itself.
The basic rules are:
โข Transitive verbs (verbs which take an accusative object) use haben
โข Intransitive verbs which describe a change of location or change of state use sein
โข Other intransitive verbs use haben
This may not be a 100% reliable set of rules, so if in doubt, you can always use a dictionary to verify the correct auxiliary. Also note that there are a few regional variations.
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And you are correct
I can't even read it. 


Cleptomania?
They spelt it wrong, but it's basically just the urge to steal for the sake of it.
I know I'm not. 
I know right?

I know that one. 


It was this quote
You are a black belt vampire.
You can do karate? 
I am in doubt. 
Today in doubt, and tomorrow you'll be in the hospital ๐ค
Honestly preferable to doing the quizzes. 
Ah, thank you for the reminder! I almost forgot. I'll start with the preparations

If it's not Ghibli ones I'll just refuse to do it outright. 
If only your rejection was of any significance, your refusal does not bore me even in the slightest.
Which mod put #general-2 above #general? 

You can't force me to do quizzes without my cooperation, silence is a powerful thing.
Ah, I thought my phone was glitching
You know better than to go against your words
I don't know, not showing up in the Audit Logs but I'm guessing it was just some mistake.
I would never break my word, but the agreement in which I gave you it was never met. You twisted it into my having to partake even without the correct conditions.
Manipulation is merely half my charm 
It isn't very charming. 
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Reinhard has not been banned on this server.
You're no fun 

Why are you
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Uno reverse. 
faq cases
Cases
German has four grammatical cases (der Fall or der Kasus in German): nominative, accusative, dative, and genitive. A case alters a noun, pronoun, adjective, etc., in some way to mark its grammatical function in a phrase, clause, or sentence. For example, the main function of the nominative (der Nominativ) case is to mark the subject in a sentence:
Ich liebe die deutsche Sprache!
In this sentence, the pronoun ich represents the first person subject and is in the nominative case. Every noun, pronoun, adjective, etc. has form in every case and it is very important to learn all of them. For example, the accusative form of ich is mich:
Die deutsche Sprache liebt mich!
See >explain adjective declension to get started on that. Don't get discouraged by how much there is, it takes some time master.
To see an explanation of the usages of every case, see their individual articles:
>explain nominative
>explain accusative
>explain dative
>explain genitive
explain all
Aliases: Absentiv
Aliases: Akkusativ
Aliases: Adjektivdeklination, Adjective endings
Aliases: ai, chatgpt
Aliases: Flashcards
Aliases: Beides vs. Beide, Beides, Beide
Aliases: Fastest way to learn, Learn fast, Most efficient way to learn, Learn efficiently, Best way to learn, Learn German fast
Aliases: Private tutors, Teach me, Teach me German, Teach German, Private lessons, Private teachers, "private teacher", teacher
Aliases: Grammatical case, Case
Aliases: CEFR, CERF
Aliases: Konjugation, Praesens, Verbs, Verb conjugation, Present tense, Prรคsens
Aliases: Verschmelzung, Schmelzwort, Vom
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Aliases: Dativ
Aliases: Digger
faq Best way to learn German
The following factors (and many others) can influence how easily or quickly you learn German. Remember that everyone is different and these factors will influence different people in different ways.
As an example, if your native language is English, you may need more time than someone who speaks Dutch.
Some learners find it easier to learn German if they have already learned a foreign language, or if they have a natural ability to learn languages.
Some are able to identify what type of learner they are, and leverage that to their benefit.
Learning a language is fun and exciting at first, but it can be easy to lose motivation and become less disciplined very quickly.
Learning a little bit each day every week is generally considered better than studying for several hours, one day per week.
The time needed to acquire grammar passively is quite large, so German learners who actively study grammar typically make less grammar mistakes as they progress.
Interacting with native speakers and consuming native content such as the news, magazines, books, movies, podcasts, etc. can help tremendously with achieving an idiomatic usage of the language.
Listening, reading, speaking, writing, translating and interpreting are all various abilities associated with language learning. Training these abilities equally is important to ensure that a person can not only pass a language test, but also have the ability to use the language in various contexts while demonstrating great control over grammar.
faq two-way prepositions
Two-way prepositions (or dual prepositions) are prepositions that govern the accusative or dative case. Ten prepositions have this property, namely:
an auf entlang hinter in
neben รผber unter vor zwischen
Generally, these prepositions are used with the accusative if they express a direction or change of position. They are used with the dative if they express location.
For example, the verb etw. an etw. hรคngen can be used to express both meanings depending on the intention:
Ich hรคnge das Bild an die Wand. (I am hanging the picture on the wall.)
Das Bild hรคngt an der Wand. (The picture is hanging on the wall.)
It is important to note that the accusative should only be used if something has moved from one position to another. If movement has been indicated, but the location has not changed, then the dative should be used. For example,
Der Hund lรคuft in den Park. (The dog ran (from somewhere) into the park.)
Der Hund lรคuft im Park (herum). (The dog is running in the park.)
Even though these verbs indicate direction, they are still used with dative rather than accusative.
Sie kamen am Bahnhof an.
Sie landeten auf dem Mond.
Das Pferd verschwand hinter dem Berg.
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
faq beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you donโt understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially รค, รผ, รถ and ร)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Donโt be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you donโt let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German

Thank you, this is exactly what I needed to hear at 3 am.
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Coprophilia?

I remember the word from yesterday 

(I am seriously concerned that it's enough of a thing to warrant having a word.
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Poor Wug.
I didn't even know we had that. 
Wug, close your eyes 

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