stardew-valley

[queen merlin]

have had people try to guess my country too many times in this server even though its not exactly a secret 💀

[quiet compass]

A lot of stuff rn 💀

[hollow yoke]

canadawda

[queen merlin]

like guess in a creepy way

[noble sail]

ohh i see

[quiet compass]

nah america seems kinda fucked ngl

[jade beacon]

ikr

[ebon timber]

@merry echo what'd you choose?

[heavy onyx]

well based on the media, it is fucked

[noble sail]

i looove ur pfp btw <3

[ebon timber]

For your cow names

[jade beacon]

my american cousin became gay after abortion is legal 🧍‍♀️

[quiet compass]

yeah nsksndnandfbbsa

[noble sail]

u wanna know so bad xd

[ebon timber]

I live here, I can confirm

[noble sail]

😕 .

[ebon timber]

1 ( america sucks 2 ( I do really want to know

[quiet compass]

america has so much of a divide it is literally causing the entire country to be destroyed from the inside out

[jade beacon]

@heavy onyx beh nagvavalorant ka ba?

[hollow yoke]

let's crash alaska

[heavy onyx]

well you have a bipartisan political system so there's that

[hollow yoke]

they seem peaceful

[noble sail]

hey so ur on yr 12. what year did u reach %100?

[quiet compass]

who ever said I was American 😋😩

[heavy onyx]

nawp ahahahahah I absolutely suck at FPS

[undone blaze]

Are you sure

[quiet compass]

Well it was my (first or second) playthrough sooo year four or five? idk

[hollow yoke]

r u Alaskan

[heavy onyx]

oh sorry

[merry echo]

Cow---- #1- Milkers #2-Moochele #3- moomoo juice #4-ground beef

[jade beacon]

nakakahilo so understandable naman 😭

[ebon timber]

The republicans hate the Democrats and the Democrats hate the republicans

[queen merlin]

thanks...... i am planning to change it

[undone blaze]

No

[hollow yoke]

GROUND BEEF LMFAO

[quiet compass]

seems like it

[hollow yoke]

moomoo juice yessir

[noble sail]

oh. well its cute :3

[ebon timber]

alright I still have two

[quiet compass]

I usually change my pfp a lot but I haven't in Days

[hollow yoke]

sad my breakfast didn't make the cut

[heavy onyx]

most discord servers just play valorant so it's difficult to find some playmates to other games

[hollow yoke]

i just wanna live in the cold

[noble sail]

so...um what u doin on the other 7 years lol

[jade beacon]

valorant and stardew is my main games

[ebon timber]

I'm sad my cheeses didnt

[quiet compass]

good question 😩

[heavy onyx]

YEESS I made ittt

[hollow yoke]

u too

[noble sail]

😂

[jade beacon]

let me guess, flirting?

[quiet compass]

i did remarry

[jade beacon]

IM HARDSTUCK BRONZE.

[ebon timber]

Alright guys I'm going to buy goats

[quiet compass]

L

[jade beacon]

BEEN HERE FOR WHAT? 7 MONTHS.

[ebon timber]

What should I name them go

[queen merlin]

that it is, but i was going for smth else with the same character but couldn't find smth good

[heavy onyx]

well SDV for me right now but I used to play Dota 2 religiously

[noble sail]

😂 omg. getting bored nd moving on.

[hollow yoke]

unfortunate we can't play without 1000 ping

[heavy onyx]

Lincoln

[noble sail]

what is the character called?

[quiet compass]

Madeline

[queen merlin]

mia taylor

[jade beacon]

i swear my teammates are bots

[queen merlin]

[quiet compass]

HEHEHEHE

[heavy onyx]

Greatest of all time

[noble sail]

do u use pinterest? i am sure you can find something just as adorable on there!

[hollow yoke]

not like i've tried tho

[jade beacon]

YOURE LUCKY YOURE IN PLAT HELP

[silk plover]

Hey guys i think how many time live my cow etc...

[queen merlin]

ah ye i forgor 💀

[hollow yoke]

sdv taking up my time

[noble sail]

😂 .

[hollow yoke]

sdv next is terraria

[noble sail]

same lol

[queen merlin]

was looking for a gif and got too immersed in that so forgot about pinterest

[hollow yoke]

then slime rancher

all old games

[heavy onyx]

haven't finished slime rancher. got boring real fast for me

[quiet compass]

terraria
they are never gonna stop updating it are they

[undone blaze]

Slime rancher looks fun

[jade beacon]

wait until haunted chocolatier is out

[hollow yoke]

but theyre so adorable

[lime sparrow]

Hey so someone said apparently I need 5 golden star pumpkins for the community center is that true

[hollow yoke]

and slime rancher 2

[noble sail]

what is it about?

[heavy onyx]

well yeah but I can just look at them through the internet

[quiet compass]

You need 3 out of 4 of these; 5 gold parsnips, 5 gold melons, 5 gold corn, 5 gold pumpkins

[noble sail]

xd i use pinterest a lot lol.

[heavy onyx]

literally on the name, you just farm and take care of slimes ahhahaha

[undone blaze]

The gold pumpkeroonies aren't necessary

[silk plover]

Hey guys i think how many time live my cow etc...

[lime sparrow]

Uh ohh I don’t have any of those only the pumpkins

[noble sail]

oh 😀 thx

[quiet compass]

Oof

[heavy onyx]

it mixes farming and fps

kinda weird combination

[lime sparrow]

YEAH level 7 and 8 farming

[ebon timber]

I wish I could play Stardew valley sandboxed on switch

[hollow yoke]

but it works bc there's a second coming out lol

[ebon timber]

Just name myself something ungodlike and get like 500 stardrops

[heavy onyx]

well you can use the table duplication glitch but that's still far from a sandbox experience

[ebon timber]

Sell them all for profit

[hollow yoke]

bless the merchant lady in the forest

[quiet compass]

What did ya get :0

[jade beacon]

QUEEN.

[ebon timber]

Can buy sap from anywhere else!

[quiet compass]

#girlboss

[noble sail]

i think she smuggles those goods but sure she is usefull

[jade beacon]

BETTER THAN PIERRE AND JOJA

[ebon timber]

For 700g!

[hollow yoke]

i wasn't boutta sweat my ass off for fishies

[jade beacon]

900g for a SAP?? WHAT A STEALLLL

[quiet compass]

yeah it's in her dialogue lol

[hollow yoke]

shhh we keep her a secret

[quiet compass]

"I smuggled these from the gotoro empire" or smth

[noble sail]

😌 yeah

[jade beacon]

her pig tho 😫

[noble sail]

she only sells to us anyway

[hollow yoke]

all the fishies she had on her 💀

[quiet compass]

e nice

[hollow yoke]

I'M A MINER NOT A FISHER

[undone blaze]

Aw nice. That's going down the hatch.

[noble sail]

not gonna lie its kinda ugly bro

[jade beacon]

WHAT

[noble sail]

[jade beacon]

Okay then we have.. 500g for a SINGLE STONE? best deal ever

[noble sail]

whats up with the goggles

[hollow yoke]

her only pig and stallion

[ebon timber]

Her pig looks like fuckin tibbles from the owl house

[hollow yoke]

and u insult it

[jade beacon]

he has bad eye sight shhhh

[noble sail]

😂 .

anyone who actually likes clint?

[zinc jacinth]

no

[undone blaze]

BOOO throwing tomatoes 🍅

[zinc jacinth]

jinda me.

kinda me

[noble sail]

[hollow yoke]

clint reminded me of jasonr ngl

[zinc jacinth]

i like clint a bit

[noble sail]

what do u see in him

[hollow yoke]

i like what clint does for me

[zinc jacinth]

Hes pretty cool

Good guy

[noble sail]

he is creepy to emily

[zinc jacinth]

ye

[pale pebble]

guys sdv wont work when i try to launch it from the xbox app

[zinc jacinth]

and also he begs for shit

[undone blaze]

And to the female farmer if given the chance

[pale pebble]

any solutions?

[noble sail]

ohh like what

[hollow yoke]

bro i hate how clint makes me go mining for 25 copper when i have it on me

[zinc jacinth]

bars, 30-20 copper every fucking time

[noble sail]

yeah like i get it if willy does that coz he wants us to fish more but clint? bro lşke why

[zinc jacinth]

keeps filling my request list

[jade beacon]

CLUNT 😡😡😡🤢🤢🤢

[zinc jacinth]

CLUNT LMAO

[queen merlin]

clownt

[jade beacon]

i hate that dude

[zinc jacinth]

lmao

[hollow yoke]

hate that man

[noble sail]

😂 .

[jade beacon]

WHAT DELETE THAT 😭😭

[hollow yoke]

my bad

[red mantle]

i dont understand. whats wrong with clint?

[hollow yoke]

delete, no censor 💀

[red mantle]

hes a wholesome man with 0 game

[noble sail]

idk he aint the vibe

[hollow yoke]

if emily doesn't like, neither do i

[noble sail]

[jade beacon]

he flirts with you even if youre married

[noble sail]

emily is so cute

[jade beacon]

he's a simp and thinks he DESERVES emily

[red mantle]

its a little sad to hear about how women dont like him

[noble sail]

creepy

[red mantle]

hes desperate lol

[hollow yoke]

yess but her dreams are constantly trippy idjwakjknw

[jade beacon]

i like it

[red mantle]

i question if emily is actually ok sometimes

[noble sail]

😂 she on sum stuff

[jade beacon]

[hollow yoke]

[red mantle]

he cut scenes are weird but funny

[noble sail]

[hollow yoke]

woowee haley

[jade beacon]

HALEY MY SUNFLOWER QUEEN ILL BE YOUR RED CARPET STEP ON ME

[hollow yoke]

then we got goku

[noble sail]

unpopular opinion i dont like haley coz if she was genuinely a good person she wouldnt judge u before gettin to know u

[jade beacon]

a literal manchild

[jade beacon]

she doesn't change until 6 hearts

[noble sail]

i like him a lot but he needs to do something about that hair

[hollow yoke]

we change her literally 💀

[summer swift]

that likes pizza

[hollow yoke]

cola and pizza hard to beat

[jade beacon]

A total himbo aside from alex

[noble sail]

yeah well she only stops being nasty if u are super close.

[hollow yoke]

i love blob

[noble sail]

omg yess xd

[queen merlin]

emily in on yoba cola

[noble sail]

and him

[jade beacon]

its worth it, best character development in game, next to george.

[hollow yoke]

my friend won't start our world bc i told her her fishing is useless. hhelp

[noble sail]

what abt shane?

[jade beacon]

fishing is amazing what

[jade beacon]

he still has drinking problems, no

[noble sail]

[hollow yoke]

i was too immersed by mining at the time 😭

BC I GOT THE GLOW RING AND UGHUH

[merry echo]

what should i do to take care of my chickens and cows??

[jade beacon]

GLOW RING SHEEEEESH

[noble sail]

lol he says he left drinking but he loves it when u hand him a beer

[jade beacon]

feed and pet them everyday!

[hollow yoke]

the slime guys got i lov em

[merry echo]

what should i feed them??

[noble sail]

give them grass, hay, build a silo. pet them everyday

[jade beacon]

not to mention, his room feels like it didn't change as a person

hope that made sense

[jade beacon]

hay from silos

[hollow yoke]

wait if i upgrade my coop, am i building a separate building or changing the one i already built

[rigid ruin]

I think that's just him being a dirty mess rather than the drinking and stuff

[merry echo]

how long does it take to build a silo??

[hollow yoke]

i don't want 2 coops rn

[noble sail]

ew yes also if u marry him he has a dirty --- room

[jade beacon]

idk like 2-3 days?

[noble sail]

2-3 days i think

[jade beacon]

i do love shane but he still drinks :(

[hollow yoke]

if robin wasn't married

[noble sail]

or u can just buy hay from marnie but it is exspensive

[hollow yoke]

ohmygod 💍

[jade beacon]

GOALSSS

[hollow yoke]

ngl i'm just going after the women.

[rigid ruin]

I guess, I interpreted that as him slowly progressing rather then instantly cutting

[jade beacon]

me when women breathe: 💍💍💍💍

[hollow yoke]

ik it ain't pride month anymore but yall

[noble sail]

lol there was a poll years ago for an update. it was abt making one of the npc's marryable ...... they chose shane-

[rigid ruin]

It also had lewis

[queen merlin]

hello me

[noble sail]

idk if that made sense my english aint too good

[jade beacon]

wanna? 💍

[hollow yoke]

women make it pride month every month for me

[rigid ruin]

Iirc the choices were shane, linus, lewis, wizard

[queen merlin]

😳

[noble sail]

[queen merlin]

no lol

[jade beacon]

IM JOKING

[hollow yoke]

WHY SHANE WHY WHY WHY

THE WIZARD?

[jade beacon]

my heart belongs to haley

[queen merlin]

yeah i could tell

[hollow yoke]

maybe the wizard could get it

[noble sail]

ew why lewis tho---- also i think it would have been cool if we had an option to let linus move into ur farm. like set a tent up

[noble sail]

😂 ikr

[hollow yoke]

lewis got marnie bro

[limpid fulcrum]

Same. Made my choice yesterday. Gonna marry her as soon as possible

[rigid ruin]

Lewis isn't bad, isn't good either

[jade beacon]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[hollow yoke]

i'm only using marnie for lewis's purple tights

[noble sail]

i like that haley is very girly. i like that about her

[jade beacon]

you can get it without befriending marnie lol

[rigid ruin]

Also lewis has better moustache than harvey

[jade beacon]

Harbey

[noble sail]

tights 😂

[merry echo]

i forgot to buy hay for my cows 😦

[limpid fulcrum]

She was my first wife on my first playthrough years ago. Back to the roots

[hollow yoke]

do u have a silo already

[jade beacon]

good choice

[hollow yoke]

use ur scythe on the tall grass

[merry echo]

no its under construction

[hollow yoke]

and it'll collect hay

oh perfect then

[merry echo]

its winter rn so no gass..

[noble sail]

go to marnie or if its the right season u can plant wheat it will give some hay

[limpid fulcrum]

I found a mod for outfit, but not compatible with DSV i'm devastated

[queen merlin]

my heart belongs to sephiroth

[hollow yoke]

UR IN WINEIRTER/??!?

[queen merlin]

even tho he is a man

[merry echo]

yeah but she closed rn gotta arrive early

[noble sail]

there are a few

[hollow yoke]

holy i still have fall to get through

[jade beacon]

I know one, it's this

[noble sail]

ohh ok

[limpid fulcrum]

Look at THAT https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/11389?tab=images

[merry echo]

yeah im slow proggres i just started yesterday

[limpid fulcrum]

love the hair recolor

[queen merlin]

found someone with my old username damn

[hollow yoke]

BROOO???????????????????awoudiohnwdahwdyawhhUBHWDLBNAJK

[jade beacon]

ur iris?

[noble sail]

yeah i know one but it changes everyones outfits

[jade beacon]

YES BRO IM LUCKY I FOUND IT

[queen merlin]

my old username was iris why?

[limpid fulcrum]

nah, just for haley this one

[hollow yoke]

huh

[noble sail]

i looks pretty

[hollow yoke]

iris?

[hollow yoke]

OH

[jade beacon]

nah i just think its a very common disc name, no offense i think it sounds cool

[hollow yoke]

its bc iris is my name 💀

[jade beacon]

thats verr cool

[queen merlin]

ah ye it is a cool name

[noble sail]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1256 I NEED THIS MOD OMG

[jade beacon]

mines way too confusing

[hollow yoke]

iris is a goddess of rainbows yk

[queen merlin]

i mean it was my chosen name when i used it as a username

[hollow yoke]

a sign

[jade beacon]

uncultured stans 😡😡

[queen merlin]

but then i found a better chosen name

[jade beacon]

gae

[queen merlin]

so tada

[noble sail]

😂its truee

[hollow yoke]

inch resting

[jade beacon]

how dare you 😡😡😡 /j

[queen merlin]

how so

[noble sail]

:)

[ebon timber]

Alright guys

Favorite shirt

[jade beacon]

shirt no. 1

[queen merlin]

a blue shirt i own :p

[hollow yoke]

i'm not creative enough to think of a whole new nickname

[undone blaze]

https://c.tenor.com/fXSPEQ_Xi9UAAAAM/sleep-tired.gif

[limpid fulcrum]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10005

[jade beacon]

in stardew or irl?

[ebon timber]

Mine is the trench coat

[hollow yoke]

i've stuck to like the same 1 for so long sadge

[queen merlin]

i mean you don't have to lmao

[ebon timber]

Sdv

[jade beacon]

ohh

i use a mod so idk if it counts

[hollow yoke]

overalls idfk

[noble sail]

i cant see it

[rain grove]

hello guys

[noble sail]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3372 😂😂 u need this

[jade beacon]

adult content?

[jade beacon]

NO I DONT WHAT

bye 🚶‍♀️

[noble sail]

😂.

[limpid fulcrum]

hooooooooo, its tagged as adult content. But not lewd or nsfw lol

" Stardew Debt - Goddess Haley "

[noble sail]

xd i will check it out

[limpid fulcrum]

" You arrive in Stardew Valley to find out that your grandfather had a secret. He left the farm to Haley, not you. If you want it back, you'll have to survive as her debt slave for a year - and if you don't meet her expectations, she's not going to be happy. Can you win your farm back? Will you buckle under her abuse? Will you embrace slavery? "

[jade beacon]

can u send pic? cant find it

[limpid fulcrum]

[noble sail]

😂 omg

[jade beacon]

I NEED THIS. THANK YOU. SO. MUCH.

[noble sail]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/4901 she looks terrible stopp---

[limpid fulcrum]

nah, pretty new to the server lol can't send pics everwhere

[noble sail]

#vanilla-tech-support maybe? idk

[jade beacon]

her sprite there is cute, the portrait shouldve been this

[hardy garnet]

I'm scared

[noble sail]

yeah actually it isnt too bad i replaced the link anyway

[jade beacon]

its great

[noble sail]

[queen merlin]

.........

i am stealing this

[jade beacon]

I HAVE MORE.

[hollow yoke]

is elliot in the back

[queen merlin]

show

[jade beacon]

not short haired tho

[noble sail]

pinterest?

[queen merlin]

post all in #images-and-memes 💀

[queen merlin]

cute

[limpid fulcrum]

don't be

[merry echo]

pov i spend all my money without knowing how i will get more money😭

[queen merlin]

idk what it says about me that i am tempted to install this mod and restart playing :p

[hollow yoke]

fishing will be ur best friend at the start

[hardy garnet]

If you need money quickly fishing is usually good

[jade beacon]

cant, rules says that i have to credit the artists, i cant credit all 100 pictures thats way too much for my brain 🧍‍♀️just search looz-y on tumblr

[queen merlin]

okie dokie

thanku

[limpid fulcrum]

could be fun tho not gonna lie

[neon bobcat]

Hello, please post a source link crediting the original artist when sharing art that doesn't belong to you.

[merry echo]

cool i will do fishing and mining and animals during winter then since i can't plant

[jade beacon]

@looz-y on tumblr

[neon bobcat]

Please post the link for both pieces.

[jade beacon]

hold on lemme get it

[noble sail]

i have many drawing (not done by me) so if anyone wants it u can dm me coz i dont have the permission to upload here

[jade beacon]

https://mobile.twitter.com/tecochet/status/1211307324230340610

nadia.psd (@tecochet)

the stardew babes with different haircuts ☆(>ω・)

Likes

17658

Retweets

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Twitter · Dec 29, 2019, 3:25 PM

[hollow yoke]

sdv or homework

[noble sail]

hmmm sdv ofc

[limpid fulcrum]

is that even a question ?

[noble sail]

[hollow yoke]

i don't wanna feel too guilty

[jade beacon]

https://looz-y.tumblr.com/

[hardy garnet]

We all know that sdv is more important than school/work

[hollow yoke]

ur right

hw time

[noble sail]

sooo do our homework first then u can play as much as you like. how about that?

[queen merlin]

bai bai

[noble sail]

[jade beacon]

goodluck

[neon bobcat]

Thanks!

[hollow yoke]

bye bye bye bye

[hardy garnet]

Gl have fun o7

[pale pebble]

dude the game won't launch from the xbox app

[jade beacon]

byee

[merry echo]

guys i now have a silo but how would i get hay without buying during winter

[noble sail]

the chicken is so cutee

[jade beacon]

goat too

[noble sail]

u have to cut grass to fill it

[merry echo]

its winter no grass😭

[noble sail]

or if you have fiber you can buy a recipe from piere to turn it into grass

[merry echo]

better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jade beacon]

are u on pc? theres a mod that makes grass live through winter

[serene walrus]

cut all grass on fall 28th aka prepare before winter :)

[merry echo]

no im phone mobile

[noble sail]

:((

[merry echo]

welp my mistake i haven't own any of it yet during that time

[jade beacon]

ahh, u can still download it but its way harder on phone :(

[jade beacon]

buy some hay for marnie?

[valid folio]

guys how the F*CK do i return tilled soil to normal its pissing me off

[merry echo]

yeah and it may get a lot laggy

[noble sail]

wait u can? never knew

[serene walrus]

android has mods not on iphone

[hardy garnet]

Use your pick on it

[valid folio]

no shot

omfg

ty

[hardy garnet]

Np

[merry echo]

im on android i hate iphones specially for games like this where i can put mod since iphones are too secure

[valid folio]

iphone isnt really "too secure" its just too restrictive

[noble sail]

is ur phone old? it could get laggy

[merry echo]

not much

[noble sail]

you can give it a go

[merry echo]

there is no recipe for fiber to turn into hay :((

[jade beacon]

the process if modding in phone is way too long and hard lol

[noble sail]

no u turn it into grass then cut it

u can plant the grass in ur house

[jade beacon]

u cant put grass in winter tho??

[noble sail]

indoors u can

[merry echo]

ohhh

[merry echo]

wooo

[jade beacon]

inside coop?

[noble sail]

yep

[merry echo]

ohhhhhhhh cooolll

[hollow shoal]

me place all the grass in joia marth

[jade beacon]

woah today i learned:

[noble sail]

şsfsşdlfn XD

[merry echo]

money saver huhu i only have 2900 yet im on 6th day of winter

[hollow shoal]

wow my english is better now, this ds is amazing

[merry echo]

sammeee😭

[noble sail]

same lol i always spend

[merry echo]

well when u felt u need it and wan it i can;t stop myself😂

[noble sail]

yes i waste all my money before the new season and have to scramble around to buy a few seeds lol

[merry echo]

thats what happened to me last month🥲

[noble sail]

that is how i know i will be good at managing my own money irl when i grow up

[chrome iron]

hey can you upgrade copper tools straight to iron tools ?

[jade beacon]

yes, just need money and 5 iron bars

[chrome iron]

wait no

i mean gold

:/

[noble sail]

yeah

[jade beacon]

same process, more money and 5 gold bars

[limpid fulcrum]

nice, I wasted money then

[noble sail]

no

[jade beacon]

wdym?

[chrome iron]

ohhh thats why im not seeing any gold upgrades

tyty

[noble sail]

it actually doesnt make sense like why not? he removes the head of the tool anyway

[quiet compass]

Fr

[queen merlin]

nope, you cannot skip through upgrading tools unfortunately

[hardy garnet]

Clint is a stingy man, along with being a simp

[jade beacon]

clunt

[queen merlin]

tbh it would make more sense for him to just make new tools altogether

[noble sail]

XD nooo

[merry echo]

POV i sleep early in the game but I never sleep early in real life

[jade beacon]

its 10pm for me rn

[noble sail]

same. when my energy runs out i just go to bed.

[noble sail]

ohh its 5pm here

[limpid fulcrum]

nah nevermind lol got baited. Lil tired

[hardy garnet]

It's 10am here

[merry echo]

10:20pm

[limpid fulcrum]

4pm here

got up at 4am

[lethal wave]

Sameeee

[jade beacon]

same country as me?

[serene walrus]

ooo same time but it’s am for me

[merry echo]

my co-pipinos

[lethal wave]

🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

[jade beacon]

YES LMAOO

[noble sail]

omg yes actually 5:20 to be exact

[jade beacon]

MABUHAY

[hardy garnet]

Yooo same timezone

[jade beacon]

pipinoes

[serene walrus]

[hardy garnet]

XD

[queen merlin]

lmao

[merry echo]

pipinos

[noble sail]

u could be neighbours for all we know XD

[lethal wave]

[hardy garnet]

The world may never know~

[noble sail]

what is a pipino .d

[queen merlin]

i dread someone with exact same timezone as me ngl 💀

[jade beacon]

[lethal wave]

Cucumber

[jade beacon]

we r cucumbers

[noble sail]

[hardy garnet]

Good be scared

[queen merlin]

no

[noble sail]

um

[queen merlin]

be the scary

[hardy garnet]

[jade beacon]

ghost emoji on discord looks weird

👻

[queen merlin]

it looks cute tbh

[lethal wave]

[jade beacon]

its scary

[queen merlin]

cute

[hardy garnet]

Cute

[jade beacon]

[lethal wave]

Cute

[queen merlin]

boop

the goat is the goat of all goats

[merry echo]

my goal is to get to lvl 40 mining lets gooo

[jade beacon]

[queen merlin]

idk if this a pun or not 💀

[hardy garnet]

[queen merlin]

good luck

[jade beacon]

i dont think it is but C for effort

[queen merlin]

haww i deserve an A 40% of the time, everytime

[lethal wave]

You got this!!!

[jade beacon]

no 😡

[queen merlin]

yus

i feel sleepy again

gn

[serene walrus]

gnnn

[queen merlin]

[hardy garnet]

Negotiate it to a B

[jade beacon]

goodnighttt

[hardy garnet]

Goodnight o7

[jade beacon]

C+

[queen merlin]

S+++

[serene walrus]

good job

[jade beacon]

C

[queen merlin]

everything i do is always S tier because i am that brilliant

i even sleep and nap in an S tier way

[merry echo]

i got to 35 lets go

[jade beacon]

how does one sleep in S tier

[hardy garnet]

What tier would you say bats sleep in

[jade beacon]

B

[hardy garnet]

[jade beacon]

ive been chased by a bat dont you "" me

[serene walrus]

is it b for bat haha

[hardy garnet]

What did you do to the bat to deserve being chased by it

[hardy garnet]

Okay you know what, that's fair

[serene walrus]

😂

[jade beacon]

idk, theres a tunnel by my school that i have to go thru

theres tons of bats, no lights

thats why i leave the school before night, or i wont see shit

[serene walrus]

we have bats in our chimney lol my mom got chased by one one time

[jade beacon]

now im in level 2 combat

[hardy garnet]

The bats just wanted to help you find your way out

[merry echo]

40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woooohohoooooo in one gooooo i get it

[jade beacon]

heck no 🏃‍♀️

[lethal wave]

Yesssss

[merry echo]

i have such a luck huhuuh😭

[vast spear]

uh am I lucky

[hardy garnet]

Let's go

[lethal wave]

Yesss good job!!!

[hardy garnet]

Yeah, that one of the rarer events I believe

[lethal wave]

Ohhhh I was confused with that too when I got it

[hardy garnet]

It doesn't do anything so don't worry too much

[modest ruin]

Bro do you live in a cave or smthn what

[vast spear]

I know that.

[split osprey]

How long to cranberries take to turn into wine in a keg?

[vast spear]

Why does Leah's cottage appear to be locked even though I have 6 hearts with her>

[jade beacon]

ooga booga im cavemen

[modest ruin]

Cavewoman

[jade beacon]

cavewamen

[hybrid shale]

which one

oh hi STRXW

[jade beacon]

2nd option

[hybrid shale]

thx

[jade beacon]

HELLOO

[hardy garnet]

If you are mean to Jodi

But yeah second option

[ionic tendon]

dont be mean to the milf

[hybrid shale]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[queen merlin]

ask the people who watch me sleep

[serene walrus]

[hardy garnet]

[merry echo]

the fishing competition was so unfair willy won obviously

[vast spear]

which one to get

[hardy garnet]

Artisan

[pallid steeple]

Artisan

[hardy garnet]

No doubt

[pallid steeple]

Ive been trying to get some shrimp in order to make every recipe, according to thr wiki you get them from crabpots in saltwater. I’ve had some some in the ocean for abt half a year and have yet to get shrimp. Am I doing something wrong

[honest oyster]

i assume youre checking them every day?

[pallid steeple]

Mhm

[honest oyster]

then ive no idea cause theyre all year

[hardy garnet]

As long as you're rebaiting them and have them in the ocean you should be good

[ionic tendon]

what kind of luck 🙏😭

[honest oyster]

maybe use different bait? i dont have much experience with crab pots so idk what bait u can use tbh

[vast spear]

omg this is my first time having this much money at once

[honest oyster]

congrats

[pallid steeple]

Nice

[hardy garnet]

Good job

[queen merlin]

you are collecting the fish every day right?

[pallid steeple]

Guess I just have bad luck

[pallid steeple]

Yup

[queen merlin]

congrats

[queen merlin]

yeah then that's some insanely bad luck

[pallid steeple]

I dont think dif bait has any effects for crabpots

[jade beacon]

who-

[queen merlin]

the most i can think of suggesting is building more crabpots to increase chance

[ionic tendon]

maybe try switching the fishing profession for a while until you get the necessary amount of shrimp

[queen merlin]

no comment ~~my mom whenever she wakes me up and says i am cute..... or at least she used to say that when i was littol 😭 ~~

[pallid steeple]

Ehh I can’t be bothered, guess ill justwait it out

[languid python]

guys i have an evil chimken

[queen merlin]

void chicken evil chimken

[hardy garnet]

All hail the mighty void chimken

[jade beacon]

no more babying for us now

[queen merlin]

😭

[languid python]

hes hella cute

i love him

[queen merlin]

yus yus

[jade beacon]

ima sleep

and possibly die

[hardy garnet]

Cya straw

[vast spear]

should I buy the auto-grabber?

[jade beacon]

straw 🧍‍♀️

[hardy garnet]

Yes

[pallid steeple]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[vast spear]

aight, there goes 50K for both barn and coop

im poor again 😢

[hardy garnet]

[queen merlin]

goodnight czei(?)

[blazing python]

Hall

[queen merlin]

Garden

[jade beacon]

YES my name 😌

[stark relic]

yall but i just had 12k on day 14 of y1... (no mods and normal profit)

[queen merlin]

its a pretty name... now slep

[pallid steeple]

:o

[jade beacon]

yes because im pretty

[hardy garnet]

Yooo good job

[queen merlin]

so tru

[hardy garnet]

You have to stand at the Haley alter so if course

[steady flare]

[lilac dirge]

Does the produce collector thing work on truffles?

[hardy garnet]

Of*

[steady flare]

❎

[stark relic]

no

they normal do it outside anyways

[pallid steeple]

No, sadly

[hybrid shale]

what should i wear to haleys marriage and where do i get it

[lilac dirge]

Can i wait until day 30 ro collect it then

[stark relic]

ive just been fishing and i chose the fish worth 25% more

[cobalt hare]

You have to make your own clothing if you want a wedding fit

[hybrid shale]

uhhhhhhh how do i get the recipe for a wedding fit?

[pallid steeple]

Nice

Its a good min maxxing strat

[ionic tendon]

you just run different items through the sewing machine in Emily's house

[hybrid shale]

she hsa a machine>

[ionic tendon]

There's a list of items you can make on the wiki under tailoring

[cobalt hare]

Go on wiki and look at different clothing items and pick what best resembles a wedding outfit

[hybrid shale]

is there a penalty for not wearing anything fancy

[cobalt hare]

No

[hardy garnet]

Nope

[hybrid shale]

oh ok then screw fancy clothing

[ionic tendon]

no but you look like shit bc your partner wears something formal 💀 💀

[alpine pagoda]

Tips to survive the || quarry mine || I haven’t made it to level 5 lol

[cobalt hare]

I wore a cowboy hat at my wedding to Seb

[pallid steeple]

Spoiler also just food and good sword

[ionic tendon]

I wore the ||CA completion mask|| for one and I was crying it was so funny

[merry echo]

i never knew chanterelle are expensive to sell

[cobalt hare]

you'll want certain foods that repair health quickly

Salads and/or cheese are great

[ebon timber]

There's levels in the quarry mine???

[cobalt hare]

You should also buy coffees for speed and eat some spicy eel for additional speed + luck

[queen merlin]

don't buy coffee for irl speed tho

[pallid steeple]

No

[ebon timber]

I thought there was only one where you get the ||scythe|| and left

[cobalt hare]

There's not I'm assuming she means something else

[cobalt hare]

Spoiler

[pallid steeple]

Also spoiler

[ebon timber]

Sorry

[hollow yoke]

i'm a tea person

[queen merlin]

mood

are you just me but a few months in the past

[pallid steeple]

Tea is superior

[cerulean warren]

tea is sooo good

[queen merlin]

milk tea

[hollow yoke]

mayhaps

[queen merlin]

with masala

[hollow yoke]

we're both

yes i'm u

[hardy garnet]

Tea > coffee

[winter flume]

wait i never thought of eating my cheese, i've just been selling it and/or hoarding it

[modest ruin]

What sword did you bring-

[queen merlin]

[cerulean warren]

tea > coffee but coffee still good

[hardy garnet]

Yea

[hollow yoke]

i'm never letting go of my insect sword bc it's so pretty

[winter flume]

you're so right

[hollow yoke]

also bc that's all i have.

[queen merlin]

you will get prettier sword later on

[cerulean warren]

why didn't they make the insect sword better it's so pretty :(

[queen merlin]

true

[cerulean warren]

I want pretty weapons that are also good

[winter flume]

wait ruhi i love your pfp

did you draw it?

[hollow yoke]

a few years rather than months but same thing

[winter flume]

omg did i just kill chat

[hardy garnet]

XD

[queen merlin]

ah no, found it on pinterest

[winter flume]

pinterest is cool

[merry echo]

i wanna start a new one for 2 hours and see my progress what farm is the best??

[queen merlin]

few years depending on how many may not be me

but don't dox your age

[queen merlin]

yup yup

[merry echo]

anyone???

[hollow yoke]

r u speaking from experience

[cobalt hare]

I am a huuuuge fan of gold quality cheese, it's so much better than salads

[queen merlin]

not really, just better not to if you don't wanna

[winter flume]

idk i like four corners but i think it's up to personal preference

[hardy garnet]

Forest, and quarry are what I see alot of people picking if it's not standard

[queen merlin]

i mean selling cheese and then buying salad is more energy per gold

[cobalt hare]

Try beach I'm not joking

[queen merlin]

but will take longer to consume

[winter flume]

choese 🐀

[hardy garnet]

If it's only for two hours then beach

[merry echo]

i had beach in my main one loved it

[queen merlin]

are you a mouse

[blazing python]

Hallo everyone

[queen merlin]

hello rock

[winter flume]

but i'm lazy and need sprinklers 🧍‍♀️

[cerulean warren]

by end of year 1 I had chickens and cows

[hardy garnet]

Heyo o/

[winter flume]

hi :D

[merry echo]

u can still put though

[cobalt hare]

Yeah but I'm at the point where gold doesn't matter to me as much. I'd rather do what's more convenient which is eating one cheese as opposed to several salads

[queen merlin]

true

[winter flume]

?

[queen merlin]

spawns in 99 stardrops and eats them all instead nom nom nom

[merry echo]

i like the house in forestt

[winter flume]

i thought that was the whole thing with the beach farm

was that you can't put sprinklers

or am i just dumb 🧍‍♀️

[queen merlin]

there is a small area

where you put sprinklers

[winter flume]

oh that makes sense

[merry echo]

i mean yeah but if its like a really big farm i think it'll fit

[plain pebble]

yoo me too!

[queen merlin]

the space is like 200 crops at max lol

[merry echo]

pipino

[plain pebble]

oui

[pallid steeple]

Uh oh chat ded

[merry echo]

yep no topic AHAH

[hardy garnet]

Quick somebody say an npc opinion

[blazing python]

Hallo

[pallid steeple]

Elliot sucks

[merry echo]

exactly

guys wat is the basic items i can give to the npc's to get closer

[cerulean warren]

Depends which one you're looking to get close with, they have different preferences!

[hardy garnet]

Most foragables are okay

[cerulean warren]

Pizza for shane and Sam, sunflowers for haley, forageables for leah, gemstones for emily are great

[hardy garnet]

Remember kids, when in doubt, wiki it out

[pallid steeple]

When i started playing i refused to look at the wiki bc i thought it was cheating

I hate my past self

[hardy garnet]

Yeah playing blind is fun, but something's are annoying to do without it

[pallid steeple]

Fishing for bundles was a nightmare

[hardy garnet]

Honestly if it weren't for the wiki 90% of my playthrough would just be in robins checking how many materials I need

[lime agate]

fishing delayed my CC completion by a full year

[hardy garnet]

Yep

[modest ruin]

You guys know the travelling merchant sells seasonal fish too right?

[lime agate]

took me 3 years to complete on my main save

[modest ruin]

Always check the merchants shop

[lime agate]

Krobus too

[modest ruin]

Yep

[ionic tendon]

I try to knock fishing out early

[lime agate]

on Wednesdays

[pallid steeple]

Same

[ionic tendon]

fishing is my fave

[modest ruin]

Thats the best way to complete them than actually fishing imo

[pallid steeple]

Same

[lime agate]

I used to be very bad at fishing

hmmm caulifowers usually sell for more

[pallid steeple]

Yes

Wait

[thorny sphinx]

you can invest/keep your money to get strawberries

[pallid steeple]

What day is it

Aight then just get more potatos or get caulis

[thorny sphinx]

wait

[ionic tendon]

waht day are you in spring

[pallid steeple]

Right next to coop

[reef meadow]

potatoes should be able to get another harvest before strawberries right

[languid python]

GUYS I GOT ANOTHER PRISMATIC SHARD! ❤️

[thorny sphinx]

i would keep my money and go fishing. i always rush to strawberries. they make really good profit

[ionic tendon]

I think so but idk if you should risk it, best you just continue to make money by fishing

[pallid steeple]

Nah like in the fenced area

[ionic tendon]

more money = more strawbs

[reef meadow]

facts

[thorny sphinx]

nope its not

[hardy garnet]

\o/

[ionic tendon]

dont buy cauliflower

[thorny sphinx]

you cant sell anything on festival day

[ionic tendon]

oh right

[thorny sphinx]

on my first file

[queen merlin]

no

[thorny sphinx]

i bought so many potatos and when i realise i cant sell them i rage quit

[queen merlin]

first harvest parsnips and then potatoes

or other way around ig

[ionic tendon]

you get the money after the day and u cant sell them on festival day to pierre either

[thorny sphinx]

so it would be best to buy parsnips. i guess

[queen merlin]

second harvest of potato will be on day of festival so useless

[ionic tendon]

save ur money and go fishing, make more money
strawbs seeds are 100g each

[queen merlin]

if you plant parsnips first then immediately potatoes then you will get money by time

[hollow hornet]

[viral barn]

hello

[thorny sphinx]

i dont see any silo

[ashen flume]

Put it infront of it

You can move the greenhouse later

[thorny sphinx]

why dont you build a silo before the barn?

[ashen flume]

Theres one at the bottom left

[thorny sphinx]

wow its like camouflage

[vapid vigil]

does luck affect the drop rate of drawf scroll?

[ashen flume]

Fr i didnt notice it until you mentioned

[merry echo]

bro i watched 100 day progress on youtube like they can make spring seeds at day two?!

[ashen flume]

Yeah that happens

[thorny sphinx]

you can do it easily if you rush

[ashen flume]

People completing the vault bundle on spring 10

[knotty sentinel]

hey, i am completely new with 0 experience to this game. is there anyone like me that would wanna discover the game together and have fun 😄 ?

[merry echo]

like bro im on a phone i don't even know the functions

[knotty sentinel]

oo sorry

[summer dragon]

You can??

[summer dragon]

Only way to get money from them is to use the trash can

[knotty sentinel]

AAAAAH STOP WHY IS IT TRUE

[ashen flume]

Once you fix it yeah

13th of spring

Ooo chipflake

[merry echo]

how do i download stardew mods on mobile??

[ashen flume]

You can just turn strawberries back into seeds

Also the festival happens every year so

[merry echo]

ummm anyone????

[ashen flume]

Idk sorry

[cobalt hare]

I’ve had issues with silos so I’m just wondering do I just need to have one or does it need to be close to the chicken coop & barn

[ashen flume]

Just have it anywhere

[cobalt hare]

I think you can only download on pc

[hardy garnet]

Slap it anywhere

And android but android is really annoying to mod

[ashen flume]

You can on mobile if its Android iirc

But idk how

[cobalt hare]

Okay thanks

[hollow hornet]

maybe the people at #modded-stardew or #archived-modded-support can help

[vague bane]

My beach farm is so.. empty and I dont even know how to .. decorate it

[ashen flume]

You could look for inspo in #farms-and-outfits

Or ask for advice there

[vague bane]

oooh okie

I'll go see, thankieww

[sweet bear]

i am going to marry shane

i love him

and his alcoholism

very good for buisness

[white spindle]

omg this is what my quarry looks like rn....

i love it 😍

so much wood

[marble brook]

omfg

put tappers on them giga brain

[cobalt hare]

Which lasts longer, iron or stone fence?

[white spindle]

I

[thorny sphinx]

iron for sure but if dont have much to waste

[white spindle]

ACCIDENTALLY GIFTED THE ICE CREAM TO ROBIN

INSTEAD OF DEMETRIUS

[thorny sphinx]

stone is still a good option

[cobalt hare]

Dude one time I had to get gus an albacore on the last day of the season and accidentally ate it right next to him

Okay thanks, Im guessing the hardwood is the permanent fencing

I still have that quest actually

[cobalt hare]

I don't think any r permanent but I cld be wront

[white spindle]

welppp...

i hope robin gives the ice cream to demetrius

BAHAHHAHA

[thorny sphinx]

its not permanent but

[cobalt hare]

LMAO

[white spindle]

its 7:30 and i dont have anything else to give him

[thorny sphinx]

it resists so good

[white spindle]

theyll close their doors in 30 mins 😂

[cobalt hare]

Oh jeez

Ah okay, thanks

[marble brook]

hi

[thorny sphinx]

just dont use wood

otherwise you should repair them every 1 or 2 weeks

[cobalt hare]

I wish I could get more hardwood so I cld invest in hardwood fencing but I'm still tryna get the second house upgrade

[spring bison]

Hmm

[rich crest]

u can visit the secret woods every day

[cobalt hare]

I have no idea how to get there

[spring bison]

Yes, You can even get the bottom 2 if you didn't know

[spring bison]

Left of Cinderforest

Above the wizard's tower

[cobalt hare]

I know where it js

I just don't know how to actually get in I've tried

[spring bison]

You need a steel axe

[ebon timber]

GUYS HOW MUCH LEVELS OF PRAIRE KING ARE THERE

[spring bison]

or chair

[cobalt hare]

Oh

[ebon timber]

QUICK

[spring bison]

13

[cobalt hare]

Chair?

[ebon timber]

OH MY GOD WHAT

[spring bison]

Yes

[spring bison]

Chair, You can just put a chair on the otherside then sit on it

or you could get out of bounds of the map by using the Sword/Scythe Glitch

[ebon timber]

JESUS CHRIST

[cobalt hare]

U CAN SIT ON CHAIRS?

[lament path]

Praire King rage

[spring bison]

Yes on PC/Laptop

Don't know if that works on Switch

[warm aspen]

what vincent likes?

[spring bison]

Definitely not on mobile.

Snails, He likes snails.

[ebon timber]

WHO THE HELL IS SUPPOSED TO BEAT PRAIRE KING

[spring bison]

Oh, no. He loves snails.

[warm aspen]

and?

[ebon timber]

I THOUGHT THERE WERE LIKE 5 LEVELS

[spring bison]

You, the player.

[warm aspen]

do he like clam?

[cobalt hare]

Oh I'm on mobile

[marble brook]

It does

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[ebon timber]

AND THEN I JUST GOT TO LEVEL SIX THREW MY SWITCH DOWN IN HAPPINESS

[queen merlin]

junimo kart

[warm aspen]

what he like?

[languid python]

is galaxy sword the best sword in the game?

[ebon timber]

AND THEN I REALIZED JUST A SECOND TOO LATE

[ionic tendon]

well yes but actually no

[spring bison]

Nope, There's something else and you should spoiler the weapon.

[ebon timber]

THAT ORCS WERE KILLING ME

[spring bison]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[ebon timber]

IM SO PISSED

[ionic tendon]

bro felt

[languid python]

im sorry i didnt knew u can do that

[supple glen]

Isn't there like 20

[spring bison]

It's fine

[ebon timber]

THERE IS FUCKING 13

AHHHHHHH

[spring bison]

What if I told you it was a joke

I'm kidding tho, It's actually 13.

[ebon timber]

Then I would say google

[supple glen]

Hey at least you made it to 6, farthest I've gotten was 3

[spring bison]

Best I can do is 2

[ionic tendon]

i couldnt even beat 1

yall out here making it to 3?

[viral barn]

same

[ebon timber]

Not pissed anymore now that I know how hard it is

Now just annoyed as hell

[distant sphinx]

there's an achievement for no hit

[quiet compass]

Only on steam

[ebon timber]

Wht

WUT

[spring bison]

So yeah, 0.9% of the playerbase on Steam beated Praire King.

[supple glen]

Playstation too

Only one I'm missing

[ebon timber]

CONCERNEDAPE!!!

[quiet compass]

Okay that too

[ionic tendon]

i think it's called fector's challenge? complete praire king no deaths

[ebon timber]

GOD HELP ME

[distant sphinx]

Yep

[haughty nest]

I just started Y2 and bought Starfruit seeds, blowing all my money except 9000. I forgot to check when they grow and now I am stuck with 64 Starfruit seeds and nothing to grow. I have 20 Quality sprinklers and 160 tilled land, what should I grow?

[hardy garnet]

Yep

[distant sphinx]

Just cry

[supple glen]

You can beat it tbh

If you make it to level 6 you're already good enough to beat it

[haughty nest]

Bold of you to assume I'm not already...

[ebon timber]

I know but I'll be pissed at a farming game

Concernedape really knows how to do magic if he can make people pissed at a farming game

[supple glen]

It would be easier if you didn't have to wait to 12pm everyday so you can play it again

But once you beat it once you can play it on your farm

[ebon timber]

You can just keep on playing it

[ionic tendon]

why on earth would i do that

[ebon timber]

Like if you want to get it done in a day you can

[delicate merlin]

should i get iridium sprinklers or tools first ?

[supple glen]

Not if you want to no death it and you keep failing

[ebon timber]

But I think it probably is impossible to one day complete it in multiplayer

Because time always moves

[supple glen]

Ye definitely

[ebon timber]

Just press retry?

[supple glen]

I mean at some point you want to go take a break doing something else

It takes a lot of attempts to perfect your skills

[ebon timber]

Yeah imagine if Stardew valley didn't have any farming and it was just waiting six minutes everyday to go drink

Pam simulator

[lament path]

Drink Pam?

[ebon timber]

Drink Pam simulator?*

That took a lot of edits

[gritty wraith]

sometimes i wonder if there are still undiscovered secrets within the game

what

[blazing python]

Hallo

[dry canopy]

seed maker you unlock at farming 9 i think

[hasty ocean]

Of all the times that I have pooped myself in public, only once have I been caught.

[ebon timber]

You get a seedmaker at level 9 farming, put a crop in

[lament path]

Hallo

[ebon timber]

Is that like a morb quote or smth

[hasty ocean]

No

It’s about me