stardew-valley

[ebon timber]

Um k

[zinc anchor]

Well done👍

[ebon timber]

Only god's have the power of...

Shitting in public?

[wanton hearth]

Can someone recommened me some good interfaces.

Please 🙂

[ebon timber]

Interfaces?

[dry canopy]

ive realized i torture mysef in this game

[wanton hearth]

Hey! Is everything okay?

🙂

[dry canopy]

everytime i learn something new in sdv i restart to make more money then i learn something else then restart'

its a endless cycle

bc my brain needs a perfect world

[wanton hearth]

Oh no! Maybe you could try to visit a therapist!! 🙂

Do you want to talk about it in private? @dry canopy

[dry canopy]

no

it aint that serious

[wanton hearth]

Really? Because it sounds very very serious and very difficult.

I am still so sorry that this is happening to you.

[ebon timber]

I

What

[dry canopy]

im confuesd

[ebon timber]

Mate he's playing a video game

[wanton hearth]

Huh?

[ebon timber]

He's trolling lol

[wanton hearth]

I am sorry.. i do not know what you mean

Oh.. I am so sorry

[blazing python]

Hallo

What'd I miss

[wanton hearth]

I am really sorry

[ebon timber]

FOR WHAT

[wanton hearth]

For not understanding that he ment

I am sorry

[ebon timber]

Well maybe you should go see a therapist

[cerulean warren]

it's okay, misunderstandings happen :)

[dry canopy]

asf (frick)

[wanton hearth]

I am sorry 😦

[ebon timber]

BRO CHILL YOU MISUNDERSTOOD SOMETHING

[serene walrus]

what did i walk into lmao?

[ebon timber]

Read back

[dry canopy]

i spend way too much time on character customization💀

[serene walrus]

mood

[ebon timber]

Lol

[cerulean warren]

God lmao same

I spent like 20 minutes getting everything right and then accidentally pressed b and had to start again

[ebon timber]

Is there like a salon or something in this game

[serene walrus]

[ebon timber]

I screwed up my eyeballs a while back

And my hair

[cerulean warren]

You can change it at ||the wizards||

[serene walrus]

get 4 hearts with wizard

[cerulean warren]

It only costs 500

[wanton hearth]

I am sorry

[cerulean warren]

Idk if that's a spoiler but yea I like to dye my hair a lot so it was a godsend to find

[dry canopy]

the only tool i upgraade is my watering can

its gold

[cerulean warren]

pickaxe was the first one I went for

I'm still on steel can lmao

[stray moss]

I would upgrade the pickaxe too at least

[slim delta]

Went for axe first

[stray moss]

Axe and can are top musts

[ebon timber]

Bro the dialogue for when you give the wizard something he dislikes is so savage

[slim delta]

I waited until fall where the “livin off the land guy” told me to upgrade the can

[cerulean warren]

LMAO HE BURNS YOIR GIFTS

[slim delta]

Said it when I tried to give him a flower, was so sad

[ebon timber]

This dandelion? I'll burn it

[cerulean warren]

So dramatic why

[serene walrus]

that’s so mean he says i’ll burn your trash gift right in front of you

[dry canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/rats-when-they-see-the-office-gif-21547222

[spring bison]

The wizard drugged you

[lament path]

It's a great flammable item you gave me there

[dry canopy]

NOOOOOOOO

[spring bison]

I am going to let you pass this one.

No gif that says it for me.

[lament path]

https://tenor.com/view/rats-when-they-see-the-office-gif-21547222

There u go

[serene walrus]

lol

[cerulean warren]

💀

[queen merlin]

yet he loves solar essence

[lament path]

It what he uses to set things on fire

[ebon timber]

You need something to burn the crap

[cerulean warren]

my huge stockpiles of solar and void essence come in handy for him

[slim delta]

Didn’t know that, I have like 40 of it and 4 hearts with him

At least I can increase that now .,.

[ebon timber]

Ten hearts!

[lament path]

14 hearts!!

[slim delta]

Marry Wizard

Best bachelor

[lament path]

Why did he loose to shane

[queen merlin]

also sandy to emily

[spring bison]

Hottest NPC is Sandy

[queen merlin]

i would guess shane has heart events while wizard doesn'

[slim delta]

Sandy annoying to get the hearts up tho

[cerulean warren]

shane heart events 🥲

[queen merlin]

two of her liked gifts are the only things that spawn in the desert 💀

[lament path]

The few things keeping this game from the " for kids" title

[queen merlin]

ahahhahaha

[slim delta]

I have a bunch of flowers and she usually likes that, it’s the act of going to the desert to just gift her a item that annoys me

[queen merlin]

she loves crocus and daffodils

and another flower idr the name of

[lament path]

Realistically you would be like: "this is everywhere, but thanks?"

[serene walrus]

sweet pea

[ebon timber]

Dandelion?

[queen merlin]

ye

[slim delta]

Ye

[serene walrus]

idk i usually just gift her when i’m going to ||sc|| which is often lol

[slim delta]

I haven’t got that open yet which is probably why it’s more inconvenient

[serene walrus]

oof

[ebon timber]

How do I unlock tailoring?

[lament path]

Get cloth

[wispy star]

hi guys im kinda new to stardew any1 got any tips to get hella money? were on first winter w my friend

[serene walrus]

get cloth next day emily let’s you use her sewing machine

[slim delta]

Once you get cloth Emily should come and offer it

[warped ether]

Time for Stardew again after like a month

[serene walrus]

welcome also fishing gives good money

[lament path]

Winter is a good time to mine and set yourself up for spring, like sprinklers and upgraded tools

[warped ether]

I deadass just forgot I had the game

[queen path]

do you sleep when there is a thunderstorm to avoid crops getting struck by lightning?

[wispy star]

oh ima fisher but thats not enough cuz my friend makes like 5x more whe hes crops grow

[wispy star]

alr thanks

[visual quail]

No, make some lightning rods

[wispy star]

any1 wanna play? i dont got a world

[queen path]

I have 8 of them right now

[slim delta]

My first winter I already had the ||greenhouse|| so I was just hard focusing on that and the barn I had built

[distant sphinx]

No crop damage

But no batteries either

[visual quail]

Then you should be mostly safe

[warped ether]

Making a new save, someone give me a random favorite thing

[queen path]

am too afraid to go into the mines and go back and see my crops dead

[distant sphinx]

Concerned ape

[slim delta]

Gengar

[warped ether]

Ok

[slim delta]

Damn

[calm sandal]

money.

[lament path]

Ur mum

[slim delta]

I have a lightening rod, do I just like put that on the floor somewhere and leave it

[cerulean warren]

Yep

[warped ether]

Well that can't it because that's not true

[ebon timber]

Stardrops

[wispy star]

if i accidentlly sold a legendary fish is there any way of getting it back?

[cerulean warren]

I should craft more lightning rods

[slim delta]

I got one for free and I don’t remember how

[stark relic]

i got an iridium quality sunfish then a chest with a trident... (riverland farm) yesterday on a save with friends i got a dino egg (all this in y1 spring)

[warped ether]

money.

• Mr. Krabs

[queen path]

how many lightning rods do you guys recommend

[stark relic]

30

[serene walrus]

lol

[ebon timber]

Bro everyone is like I love dino eggs but chickens are better

[cerulean warren]

I have 4 atm but that's prob not enough

[dusty ibex]

it sucks when lightning hits a crop

[ebon timber]

Yup

[wispy star]

1. how do i speak in a vc? 2) can i get a legendary fish i accidentally sold back?

[past bronze]

30-

[stark relic]

you can use dino eggs?

[grand lance]

how do you get dinosaurs in your coop?

[cerulean warren]

YOU CAN RAISE TJEM

[slim delta]

What •_•

[past bronze]

||dino||

[ebon timber]

Yep, with a big coop you can incubate them

[dusty ibex]

u need to lvl up and nope u can’t get ur fish back

[ebon timber]

But chickens are better

[wispy star]

im depression

[grand lance]

||yes||

[slim delta]

I have found a note in the mines from ||Qi||

Can I use the thing in the desert now

[dusty ibex]

hi depression im haveatyouvillain

[cerulean warren]

I wanna make my farm into jurassic Park

[past bronze]

|| you can get them from dino eggs, where are rare to find||

[cerulean warren]

do dinosaurs eat hay

[grand lance]

||yeah ik abt the eggs where do you find them tho?||

[dusty ibex]

incubate a Dino egg

[ebon timber]

Yeah

[cerulean warren]

Lmaooo

[wispy star]

do you want to make a multiplayer world havetyouvillain?

[past bronze]

in treasure, or in || skull cavern||

[dusty ibex]

which u get from either ||skull cavern|| or u can fish out or find from a worm

[slim delta]

Where tf is this secret tunnel

[dusty ibex]

im ok but u can look in #multiplayer-lfg-old for ppl who do

[cerulean warren]

And last q abt them in here
Do they attack you or are they friendly?

[dusty ibex]

dinosaurs u hatched will never attack u

[serene walrus]

good dino

post cc not allowed here

[cerulean warren]

Someone yesterday was making a capybara mod

I need

[stark relic]

delete

[past bronze]

why do I keep forgeting bruh

[serene walrus]

lol

[past bronze]

[stark relic]

is trident good for someone who hasnt entered the mines yet?

[dusty ibex]

yeah

[slim delta]

Will crops die if I don’t water them or just not grow

[cobalt hare]

It took me way too long to realize that game had mines

[visual quail]

They just won't grow

[stark relic]

not grow

[serene walrus]

just not grow

[dusty ibex]

grow not

[slim delta]

Sweet

[dusty ibex]

are u planning on stunting ur crops growth

[slim delta]

Planning on just ignoring it for like 2 days so I can get a few things done

[wanton hearth]

Is the winter cruel?

I have 1 day left before the winter starts D:

[slim delta]

Just no outside plants

[distant sphinx]

No

[dusty ibex]

winter is my favourite season

[distant sphinx]

You can still farm winter seeds too

[warped ether]

You guys ever farm a material for like 30 min only to realize you already have it in one of your chests?

[wanton hearth]

Really? I heard the winter is horrible

[distant sphinx]

Also gives you a chance to upgrade tools and mine

[dusty ibex]

if u dont have the ||greenhouse|| it might be a bit difficult

you’ll just need to earn money through animals, maybe fishing

[serene walrus]

exactly meee

[wanton hearth]

I HATE FISHING

[dusty ibex]

but it’s a pretty chill season

[wanton hearth]

D:

[wanton hearth]

alright!

[dusty ibex]

u can hit the mines up

[warped ether]

Fishing is like the best thing imo

[slim delta]

Ye

[dusty ibex]

pun not intended

[stark relic]

can i plant potatoes on the 20th and be able to harvest them b4 summer

[slim delta]

Lot more time for mines

[serene walrus]

i think it’s relaxing not having to worry about plants i can just mine

[wanton hearth]

never heard anyone say that

[dusty ibex]

yup they’ll grow on 25th

[warped ether]

Well you have now

[wanton hearth]

one last thing tho, i really get tired of watering my plants everyday.. how can I fix this??

[serene walrus]

best way to get early game money while waiting for crops or during winter

[dusty ibex]

get some good sprinklers

[slim delta]

Only bad thing is you can’t get a lot of heart events during winter

[cobalt hare]

@languid wraith :O

[slim delta]

Some are blocked and some need rain

[dusty ibex]

use the mines to grind up resources and make a lot of quality sprinklers

[languid wraith]

@cobalt hare hi there

[wanton hearth]

Yes but I still need to water them even if i get sprinklers

[dusty ibex]

no u dont

[serene walrus]

welcome new people(^_-)≡☆

[cobalt hare]

sen kimsin yanlıs polat

[dusty ibex]

what do u think sprinklers do

[languid wraith]

ben doğru polat fdgdfg

[stark relic]

can i buy ores from clint then give them to him as a quest

[cobalt hare]

😡 😡

[languid wraith]

[slim delta]

Is there a way of telling how many things I’ve donated to Gunther

[stark relic]

[serene walrus]

count them

[wanton hearth]

counting them

[slim delta]

[cobalt hare]

bosandım koca arıyorum

[languid wraith]

KJSDAHKJHSDKJFHSD

[cobalt hare]

LKASŞLDFG

[dusty ibex]

english please

[slim delta]

._.

[cobalt hare]

banlancaz şimdi di mi

[languid wraith]

sorry

[stark relic]

um

[dusty ibex]

feel free to dm each other

[cobalt hare]

i don't know him so i will block him now

[dusty ibex]

what

[cobalt hare]

cuz he wrote me some bad words

[dusty ibex]

beuh

[languid wraith]

I am Mohammad from Dubai

[serene walrus]

i’m so confused

[cobalt hare]

And I am Zeynep 34 from suudi arabia

[wild moss]

and I am rajesh guacamole the inventor of guacamole

[slim delta]

Man I’ve only got 54 things donated

[languid wraith]

habibi come to dubai

[steel flower]

hey i just got the game anything i should know or any strats i should know before i play

[wild moss]

33 years ago, I, rajesh guacamole, inventor of guacamole, invented guacamole

[vital briar]

Ew is that lenin

[wild moss]

what the hell

[warped ether]

Surely he loved that old house

[cobalt hare]

Okay i have enough money to give you

[wild moss]

what did I ever do to you piss man

[vital briar]

Shit in my yard

Thats what you did

[languid wraith]

okay we can play stardew in dubai

[cobalt hare]

AASŞLDKFGŞL

[stark relic]

what does the bat cave do

[slim delta]

What’s even

They bring you fruit

[vital briar]

Give you fruit!

[stark relic]

what kind

[vital briar]

Tree fruits mainly

[wild moss]

ah yea fair

[slim delta]

It’s the stuff that’s in season

[vital briar]

• salmon and black berries

[vital briar]

It gives you stuff out of season too

[stark relic]

like peach and apples and berries?

[slim delta]

Rarer tho

[slim delta]

Ye

[vital briar]

But it still gives you them lmao

Saying that its in season implies it doesn't give you stuff out of season which is incorrect

[queen path]

luck does affect geode drops right?

[coral acorn]

someone here know how to move the greenhouse in the stardew planner

[visual quail]

Not possible unfortunately

[coral acorn]

ugh

thank u

[visual quail]

It affects your chance to get geodes yeah, not what's inside

[wild moss]

quantities but not the items

[clever spire]

marcus do u go by macu now?

or is that just a nickname

[wild moss]

the items are predetermined based on your save file

[visual quail]

What the difference between going by something and a nickname? xD

[clever spire]

uh that u no longer go by marcus idk

[vital briar]

Nope, they're predetermined (by seed).

[slim delta]

Damn

[vital briar]

Oh my internet is back cool

[visual quail]

Oh no marcus is still my real name, Macu is a short version plus my tag I guess

[stark relic]

when can i get new paths

[vital briar]

Buy them from robin

The recipes I mean

[clever spire]

aaa i see okay!

[visual quail]

Also I love four letter names haha

[tawdry isle]

hellooo

[visual quail]

Welcome!

[clever spire]

my name is also a four letter name

[stark relic]

i dont see any

[visual quail]

Aw yis, you know what's up

[vital briar]

Then you should already have them. Unless for some reason you're in the building menu and not the shop menu

[serene walrus]

welcome(^ω~)

[languid wraith]

@cobalt hare do you know how can i craft a bomb in stardew

[wild moss]

i love making explosive devices (in video games)

[languid wraith]

dont

[wild moss]

4 iron ore 1 coal

[languid wraith]

gunpowder ?

[cobalt hare]

Yes i know very well

[lament path]

Are we talking about minecraft?

[cobalt hare]

i can teach you if you come to the suudi arabia

[languid wraith]

ahh yes

[lament path]

Def not irl right?💀

[languid wraith]

i am here already

[cobalt hare]

but be carefull to cute arabs

[languid wraith]

def not

for sure

in stardew

[languid wraith]

astaghfurullah

[cobalt hare]

yes yes stardew

i am zeynep 34

stardew

yes

[languid wraith]

oky i'm gonna add u

[cobalt hare]

i will send u a msg in stardew

and cute cat videos

[languid wraith]

cute cats with hicab ?

[cobalt hare]

the rock cat

[cobalt hare]

yes ofc

[quiet compass]

Remember.

cat.

[languid wraith]

JKÇHSDFJKHDS

[cobalt hare]

just do it

nike

[languid wraith]

that's

[quiet compass]

ANYWAYS ON TOPIC.

[languid wraith]

awesome

[quiet compass]

NEW FARMERS AMR

[languid wraith]

yes sure thing

i want to

go mine

[quiet compass]

oh i love parsnips

[misty plume]

Hi

[languid wraith]

for bombs

[cobalt hare]

no.

[vital briar]

Porsnip

[quiet compass]

Hello!!

[cobalt hare]

bombs are good in stardew but no.

[vital briar]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-stardew-parsnip-misi-mistic-gif-23691812

[primal nexus]

I love coal and copper for totally legal reasons

[quiet compass]

I love Haley

[languid wraith]

oky than

[primal nexus]

leah better no offense

[wild moss]

whoa the best crop

[vital briar]

I love shane lets love insufferable people together

[languid wraith]

pls givme some

[cunning basalt]

[cobalt hare]

Mohammad

From dubai.

be carefull.

in stardew obviously

[primal nexus]

what

[wild moss]

yea bro although I think you forgot that in minecraft explosives are made of sand and gunpowder (in minecraft) (minecraft explosives)

[languid wraith]

I just wanted to devs add an airport and plane

and the twins

[vital briar]

In my current save I'm married to shane but via the power of modification I will marry haley as well

[wild moss]

from terraria

the twins from terraria, the boss

[languid wraith]

tower

[cobalt hare]

No

The boss

From terraria

[vital briar]

I love gold and the souls of the damned for totally legal reasons

[primal nexus]

ahh yes
sand and gp is also good

[languid wraith]

boss with hicab right ?

[primal nexus]

same

[cobalt hare]

KFKALMDLAFA

Yes ofc

[languid wraith]

oh elhamdulillah

[cobalt hare]

Amen amen

[near wharf]

what are the best mining professions

i picked geologist and excavator

[primal nexus]

depends on what you want

[languid wraith]

i prefer bombs

[primal nexus]

same (for legal reasons)

[languid wraith]

dfjgdfgdfg

[cobalt hare]

(for legal reasons)

[languid wraith]

just blast that irons or etc

[cobalt hare]

||and for the skull cavern obviously||

[near wharf]

i use a ton of bombs too

[cobalt hare]

in suudi arabia

[languid wraith]

oh

[brisk carbon]

||you have to spoiler skull cavern||

[near wharf]

its new farmers 😭

[cobalt hare]

oh

[brisk carbon]

what should i do for my gfirst time back in stardew valley after awhile

(THIS TOO MATE)

[near wharf]

BRUH 😭

[languid wraith]

bruh

[cobalt hare]

ohhhhh

[wanton hearth]

how to start the spirits eve event

cause i am in it now but where are the cutscenes?

[near wharf]

you usually start the cutscenes by talking to lewis

might have to talk to him twice

[spiral topaz]

guys I have a problem

[wanton hearth]

i cant talk to him anymore

[spiral topaz]

chicken is escaping

[near wharf]

oh wait, spirits eve doesnt have a cutscene

[wanton hearth]

you can wait till 5 pm

[near wharf]

thats the one with the maze

[wanton hearth]

yes

[near wharf]

find the maze and navigate it

[wanton hearth]

Alright I did and i got a golden pumpkin

can i leave?

[near wharf]

check pierres stand he might sell some stuff you want

and yeah you can just leave after that

[spiral topaz]

yo is it ok to let chickens free range

[wanton hearth]

alrighty thanks!

[wanton hearth]

ye

[near wharf]

np

[spiral topaz]

so

will they go back to the coop after?

[near wharf]

yeah they go back to the coop on their own around 5pm

[tough isle]

i have a queston

[near wharf]

make sure not to leave them outside overnight tho so keep the door open

[mossy gulch]

Hello

[tough isle]

do yall throw all yall stuff into wine and pickles or only some

[near wharf]

i personally throw everything in there

[astral coyote]

Level 5 combat
Which is better fighter or scout

[wild moss]

fighter

[near wharf]

if u can afford waiting its worth it

[astral coyote]

okie

[wild moss]

although at some point you’ll want to switch to hammers and switch the profession to scout -> acrobat

[mossy gulch]

What's the best seeds to start off my still new farm? I still using parsnips spam to generate the most gold out of farming

[near wharf]

the 28th is the last day

[quick loom]

Hey, what does the stone owl in the farm do?

[near wharf]

so when you go to sleep on the 28th it goes into the next season

[mossy gulch]

Thank you

[quick loom]

I found it one day and idk what to do with it

[near wharf]

nothing just decoration

yeah ideally

so you can get the most out of it

[gloomy trail]

Y'all I went to sleep and I got a strange noise was heard last night

What is it

[near wharf]

it takes 8 days to first grow, then you can reharvest every 4 days

since the egg festival is on the 13th you should be able to harvest once and reharvest twice if you plant it on the 13th

[quiet compass]

Probably the strange capsule

its an item that you can pick up. can randomly appear on your farm overnight

[gloomy trail]

Isn't that really rare

[quiet compass]

Not anymore

Both the strange capsule and owl statue are quite common

About a 1/100 each night I believe

[gloomy trail]

Holy shit it is

[quiet compass]

yeah

i just wish it wasn't useless :p

[languid python]

how do u guys get to the 100floor of desert mines? Im getting to 50 and its late night already :/ No matter luck and everything :((

[strong scarab]

spoilers

[quiet compass]

1. Spoilers
2. ||staircases are a big factor. Have them to skip infestation floors and such, and have lots of food and bombs, on the luckiest day||

[strong scarab]

but also, you could theoretically bring 100 staircases

[wild moss]

luck, food, bombs, stairs, good weapon, lots of food, ||desert totem|| to get a head start

[quiet compass]

jade moment

[gloomy trail]

what types of bombs can destroy a meteorite

[quiet compass]

None

You need a gold pickaxe

[gloomy trail]

Man :/

[quiet compass]

A gold pickaxe isn't too bad

[wanton hearth]

OMG what does a lightning rod do bc i forgot and i unlocked it

[quiet compass]

Gives you battery packs after a thunderstorm

[gloomy trail]

I wish I could take hay out of my silo

[quiet compass]

You can take hay out via the feeding machine in a coop/barn

Unless you have an auto feeder

[gloomy trail]

THERES AUTO FEEDERS?

[visual quail]

If you have an auto feeder you can use a bomb to remove the hay

and then extract it

[quiet compass]

Once they get to the max upgrade level

So tier 3 barn/coop

[spiral topaz]

yo a very big mushroom grew in farm

[cobalt hare]

What do you do with the ||slime egg-press||

[quiet compass]

Mushy treeee

[quiet compass]

make slime eggs lmao

[visual quail]

Nicee, that's a mushroom tree

[cobalt hare]

Yeah but like are they useful or worth a lot lol

[quiet compass]

The main point is to breed slimes in the slime hutch

purple slime eggs sell for a lot so

Infact I think purple slime eggs sell for 8k iirc

[cobalt hare]

Oh okay , alright thanks!

[stark relic]

I DANCED WITH SHANE IN THE FIRST FLOWER DANCE

[quiet compass]

HOT ME TOO!!

just giving shane a beer on his birthday gets a lot done

[modest ruin]

i danced with abigabebabe

[quiet compass]

i usually dance with Shane just for the extra heart

[stark relic]

yah

[vocal olive]

what can you put in oil machine to make oli?

[quiet compass]

in y1? Cooooool

[quiet compass]

Truffles

[stark relic]

truffle

[quiet compass]

Just truffles.

[modest ruin]

Yeah, shes my girlfriend already

[quiet compass]

Sick

[modest ruin]

8 hearts by summer

[vocal olive]

okay tahns

[modest ruin]

Speedrun dating

[near wharf]

pierre wants 2 dozen eggs there goes my mayo production for 3 days

[quiet compass]

https://youtu.be/22NITmWF8qc

[near wharf]

ill never financially recover from this

[quiet compass]

Screw him

[modest ruin]

FUCK THIS GUY

[quiet compass]

Look at this mean and gross totally real dialogue

[modest ruin]

That one?

[quiet compass]

He doesnt hate her it's just a character analysis

[modest ruin]

such a clickbaity thumbnail :((

[quiet compass]

well i mean

he's getting the views and the bag 💰

cant blame that 😋

[modest ruin]

Not from me he wont

[quiet compass]

it was a good video though

[modest ruin]

I trust you

Im just not into character analysis videos

[quiet compass]

Why

[ashen flume]

Hes gotta get those clicks in some way

[quiet compass]

Me whose watched every cartoon character I like be broken down into a million pieces:

[ashen flume]

Fr i listen to analysis videos whenever i want to listen to something while i play

[quiet compass]

Lol

[near wharf]

im almost finished with year 3 and other than emily who im married to, i have like 5 other people i have 1 star with

and the rest i have 0 stars with

[modest ruin]

Saddd

[near wharf]

by stars i mean hearts ofc

[ashen flume]

I can feel this

[modest ruin]

Gotta get the girl and her mom

Might collect them all

jokes

[near wharf]

no love for the possible dad?

[modest ruin]

Hell no

[jade burrow]

pierre hate club

[modest ruin]

pierre is mean to her

[near wharf]

so is caroline

[modest ruin]

True

[quiet compass]

This tbh

My Haley server doubles as a pierre hate club

We do not stan him

[modest ruin]

Also alex is a loser

[jade burrow]

still disappointed i cant romance robin
(i know theres a mod, it just isnt the same 😔 )

[quiet compass]

True

[jade burrow]

alex hate club

[modest ruin]

i wish

Alex hate club pls

[quiet compass]

Im sad I can't marry ||the henchman||

[near wharf]

first thing i tried to do when joining the game besides romance linus was try to romance robin

[modest ruin]

Robin is such a babe

[jade burrow]

"if i can't have her, i guess i'll take her son/daughter"

[modest ruin]

Just cause she cares about us so much too

[jade burrow]

yeah and she mad cute

[modest ruin]

^

[near wharf]

nah robin doesnt care about us

[slow yew]

holy wtf did i walk into

[quiet compass]

Pain

[jade burrow]

robin club

[near wharf]

first time we met she called our farm bad

[slow yew]

yk what fuck this im out

[spiral topaz]

should I keep the mushroom tree?

[jade burrow]

NOO </3

[modest ruin]

Because it was bad

Are you going to lie and say it wasnt??

[jade burrow]

i keep it for pure aesthetic

[near wharf]

the farm was pure hot garbage but you cant just say that

[modest ruin]

The point is she saw our improvement and acted on that

[zinc jacinth]

For fucks sake

[modest ruin]

I mean, you can, and being blunt is better than lying

Id rather be told i smell like shit than “oh you dont smell too bad,”

Because i know to better myself

[quiet compass]

ffs 💀

[zinc jacinth]

I NEED THE 1.5 UPDATE PLEASSEEEE AHHHHH

[haughty nest]

What's the best way to level up Foraging? I mine all the Mahogany stumps and logs, pick up forageables, but it's still very slow. All I need is one level so I can get tree fertilizer

[modest ruin]

Real friends or lovers tell you what you DONT want to hear, they dont sugarcoat

[quiet compass]

me tbh

[modest ruin]

Just keep doing it LOL

[dusty ibex]

that’s the best way

[quiet compass]

im blunt as FUCK in real life

[slow yew]

i mean u can

[modest ruin]

I like you

[near wharf]

exactly but that was our first time meeting robin she didnt even know us like that 😤

[slow yew]

but u shouldnt

[jade burrow]

it takes time 😔

[near wharf]

leveling up foraging sucks

[modest ruin]

she didnt need to 😭 we was the neww farmer on the block with a shit farm

[quiet compass]

Foraging is slow and painful just like life

[dusty ibex]

but if you want a faster way and to make a lot of money at the same time, buy pigs and collect their truffles - also u can go round town and the ||desert|| picking up forageables

Oops

[near wharf]

man it sucks tho cuz everyone was dissing our farm 😔 i sold some crops to pierre and talked to some npcs and they were like "i bought some potatoes from pierre and they stunk up my house"

[dusty ibex]

thanks for telling me

[haughty nest]

I'm broke af lmao, can't buy the upgraded barn or pigs. I spent all my money on Starfruit and potatos

[modest ruin]

LMAOAOAOA ABIGAIL TOLD ME THE POTATOES PIERRE SAVED TASTED LIKE ASS

[jade burrow]

they dont know its us though

[near wharf]

still indirect diss

[quiet compass]

Pierre always takes the credit for good shit though 😭

[near wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-catcry-gif-19131995

[modest ruin]

Yeah thats why i hate him

[dusty ibex]

when the starfruit comes you’ll be able to afford it

[quiet compass]

Willy however takes no credit on your part unless it was bad then he covers for you 😩

[jade burrow]

fr i sell some shit to him and he has the audacity to sell it back

[modest ruin]

I love willy, hes the only one ill accept a rod from

And marlon too 😉

[dusty ibex]

sus

[quiet compass]

have you seen the quality vegetables cutscene?? (Special orders quest)

[modest ruin]

Im gay, im supposed to be sus

[jade burrow]

🤨

[near wharf]

marlon is a homie

[quiet compass]

i like men too

[jade burrow]

i cant quite remember- i remember doing that though 🤔

[modest ruin]

you cant sit there and tell me marlon isnt cool or hot

Hes banging attractive

[quiet compass]

marlon is cool and hot

[near wharf]

marlon is also 70 and on his deathbed

[quiet compass]

he and marnie should get together

[modest ruin]

got the eye patch which means hes got a third hole behind it for us to use

[jade burrow]

yeah screw lewis

[modest ruin]

im sorry that was foul

[orchid forge]

bruh

[serene walrus]

or with me pls

[dusty ibex]

this made me wish I never downloaded discord

[modest ruin]

IM@SORRY

[modest ruin]

LMAOAOAOAOA

[quiet compass]

Crying

[near wharf]

i wish i was illiterate

[modest ruin]

I wish i was your mom

[quiet compass]

Which one

[jade burrow]

haley <333

[scenic yacht]

the literal one day I need Pam to drive the bus she's not there

[modest ruin]

Both

[quiet compass]

Fr

[modest ruin]

She late

[quiet compass]

Who said I only had 2?

[modest ruin]

GASP

[scenic yacht]

No she has a doctor appointment on spring 25

and I need the ||dsg from sandy||

[quiet compass]

im /srs btw

[scenic yacht]

and ran out of all my ||warp totems||

[quiet compass]

L

Its more expensive from pierre but just buy it there

[scenic yacht]

I have to buy from pierre

[near wharf]

the one day i drop my pickaxe off to clint i get the urge to clear my farm of the random rocks

[modest ruin]

Touxh

[modest ruin]

RIP

[stark relic]

6 hearts with shane, y1 spring 🥱

[modest ruin]

Ise

[quiet compass]

Pretty decent

[modest ruin]

Not the shane lover

[stark relic]

boutta do the 6 heart event

[quiet compass]

not too hard but yeah cool

[modest ruin]

imagine speedrun dating shane

Only in it for the ||egg||

[quiet compass]

Sus

[modest ruin]

the other two eggs suck

[quiet compass]

sUSSSS

[modest ruin]

Not sus

[scenic yacht]

😳

[vocal olive]

Can there be a gay relationship?

[modest ruin]

Yes

A million times yes

My character is a girl and im dating abigail

[near wharf]

THIS IS PAIN

abouta move this whole silo just to get those worms

[serene walrus]

f

[modest ruin]

Why does your character look like she belongs in the bad guys team in a pokemon game

[near wharf]

||dont diss my wifes sewing||

[quiet compass]

Its ||emilys special outfit||

[modest ruin]

LMAOAOA WTF

[glass violet]

Lmfaaaooo

[near wharf]

i got my drippy blue sombrero on

[quiet compass]

i think this is technically spoiler territory but idc 😭

[near wharf]

i didnt specify which wife 😏

[vagrant pilot]

Somebody should make a life sized wumbus statue irl

[near wharf]

there

[modest ruin]

But we know who it is

[quiet compass]

unsurpassable z where you at

[near wharf]

for all you know it could be shanes 14 heart event

[quiet compass]

No 💀

Shanes 14 heart event is mid

[spare crest]

You could be able to get it with an upgraded hoe

[quiet compass]

You'd only need a sliver yeah

[near wharf]

im still rockin the basic hoe almost 3 years in

[quiet compass]

Wow

[spare crest]

[quiet compass]

Forgie <3

[spare crest]

Forg

[stark relic]

where would shane be on a rainy Saturday

[quiet compass]

What season

[scenic yacht]

I just upgraded spring y3 lmao

[stark relic]

spring

[quiet compass]

Well he leaves for joja early then goes to the saloon later

he works at joja mart so

[stark relic]

i alr checked

[spare crest]

Is he at marnies

[stark relic]

no

[modest ruin]

I watched a video once and this guy said marine instead of marnie

I got so triggered

[quiet compass]

7:10 AM Leaves Marnie's Ranch and heads to JojaMart.
5:00 PM Leaves JojaMart and heads for the Stardrop Saloon.
11:10 PM Leaves the Stardrop Saloon and heads back to Marnie's Ranch

[stark relic]

he's not in joja mart, saloon, or marnies

[quiet compass]

Maybe he be walking

Or maybe you missed him lmao

wiki doesn't lie

[stark relic]

in the joja market is that ugly fat pig lookalike, ginger, and pam

its 3:30pm

only gus in saloon

[quiet compass]

he should be working

shane is in uniform

[stark relic]

and jas and marnie in the ranch

[quiet compass]

stocking shelves

[scenic yacht]

did you finish cc

and what day is it?

[quiet compass]

In spring y1? 💀

Saturday rainy I think

[stark relic]

im y1, spring 27

[scenic yacht]

Oh it's y1

[quiet compass]

the rain schedule for spring in Saturdays is this sooo

Don't blame me or the wiki

[modest flicker]

hey there

[quiet compass]

Hewo

[stark relic]

he's literally no where

[modest flicker]

How are we all?

[quiet compass]

praising the queen

[stark relic]

shes a bitch

[quiet compass]

crying

[stark relic]

i gave her a daffodil and she ignored me

[scenic yacht]

absolute bitch

[stark relic]

help i forgot that i did the 6 heart event so he was in zuzu city 😭

[scenic yacht]

I married her in first playthrough

[supple glen]

She doesn't really ignore you when you give her a daffodil

[quiet compass]

OMG

[vocal olive]

I get a lot of pick me vibe from her
and thats a not a good thing

[quiet compass]

Help

[scenic yacht]

she's just annoying

[supple glen]

She almost always has the same response when you give it to her

for me? Thank you!

Or something

[scenic yacht]

minimal character development

[stark relic]

audible gasp, then ignores us

[still falcon]

Could I ask how to see the community centre bundles on a iPad please?

[stark relic]

go to the cc?

or check in inventory

[scenic yacht]

by checking the bundles....

[still falcon]

helpful…

[supple glen]

This is literally #stardew-valley space

[vocal olive]

what stands for cc
community center?

[white spindle]

OH IM SORRY

[stark relic]

yup

[white spindle]

this is a new channel

oh wait nvm

[scenic yacht]

What's you point

[quiet compass]

the channel is years old silly goose

[frail crest]

thats not what they meant

[white spindle]

hehe srry

[stark relic]

you said it cockily to someone who's new and confused in the new farmers chat

[supple glen]

You gave a sarcastic answer like you think their question was dumb

[quiet compass]

When has that ever stopped me

[still falcon]

Yeah :/

[scenic yacht]

oh

sorry

[frail crest]

your asking me as if i know the answer to that

[celest timber]

guys how do i get fiber in a short time? like, a lot of it

[cosmic crypt]

I just got a dinosaur egg from fishing is that rare

[stark relic]

by the community center

[stark relic]

spoiler

but yes

[quiet compass]

Mines floors (copper), ||mutant bug lair||, farm/cindersnap

[still falcon]

Sigh, I can’t send a screenshot

But I can’t seem to access the bundles

[quiet compass]

no dino eggs arent a spoiler 😭

[sick pivot]

Which is better, complete the Comunity Center, or become a member in MercaJoja?

[near wharf]

god i hate fiber

[stark relic]

🤨 🤨

[frail crest]

i was gonna say i didnt think so but i wasnt sure

[still falcon]

I step on the little square and I just see a tree with gibberish

[quiet compass]

the cc is more fun

[near wharf]

i always throw fiber in the trash when i randomly get it

and then i complain about never having fiber

[alpine pagoda]

Should I keep thunder eggs

[quiet compass]

it has no correlation to anything, you can literally get a dino egg day 2 😭😭

[stark relic]

they charge more

[sick pivot]

ok, but which is better to complete, like which do you recommend me

[stark relic]

pierre is better

[near wharf]

i think spoilers are just for after cc

[serene walrus]

same loves them iirc

[quiet compass]

The cc, it is more fun and has some extra rewards

[slow yew]

no

[stark relic]

cc, they make you pay tonublock stuff

[frail crest]

i know i played on a world with a buddy and she got one on the second day on like the 2nd chest she got

[quiet compass]

And heart events/10+ hearts character moments and items

[still falcon]

big sigh

[slow yew]

and for cc rewards

[serene walrus]

i’m sorry i ment wizard lol and it’s only a like

[near wharf]

why the hell does sam love a prehistoric artifact that hasnt been viewed by human eyes since the triassic period

[slow yew]

those should be in #stardew-spoilers rather than new farmers

[slow yew]

those should also be in seasoned

[stark relic]

why do i have to spoil heart events when im y1 spring and 7 hearts

[quiet compass]

Any specifically post cc content MUST be kept in #stardew-spoilers regardless of spoilers

[slow yew]

idk it says so in the pins

[frail crest]

becuase you are in the new farmers chat....

[quiet compass]

rewards from the cc can be here but spoilered

[stark relic]

im y1 🤨 🤨

[slow yew]

doesn't mean ur new

[near wharf]

you probably dont have 7 hearts with every single villager

[quiet compass]

but any gameplay after the cc has been fully completed shouldnt rlly be here

[slow yew]

im year 1, but on a new save

[stark relic]

yeah

[frail crest]

and you may have gotten 7 hearts in that time but that doesnt mean the people who dont know anything about the game have

[near wharf]

so someone can spoil other heart events for you

that arent for the person you have 7 hearts with

[stark relic]

i had wiki do that for me

[near wharf]

me too but not everyone likes that

[wild moss]

do you plan on joining the anti math club

[stark relic]

i feel bad for giving shane beer

[frail crest]

yes feed the addiction

[quiet compass]

I mean free loved gift 😳

[slow yew]

what why is there an anti math club

[near wharf]

thats like giving a gambling addict 5000

[quiet compass]

But there's a crop in summer that is a loved gift AND can have quality on it (for Shane)

[stark relic]

i just saw his ||7 heart event|| thoooo

[wild moss]

because Lucy is a menace

[slow yew]

damn

[wild moss]

she’s got half of seasoned calling me a toe liker

[worthy pivot]

How do I get seaweed and green algae easily?

[slow yew]

u am math club always

[frail crest]

you dont have to spoil the term you just have to spoil the details...

[hasty pond]

fishing on a bad luck day

[stark relic]

fishing

[stark relic]

[still falcon]

Gonna try this again

Can anyone help me find the community centre bundles? I’m on an iPad and I’m in the community centre but I don’t see a function to see the bundles

[quiet compass]

like I'm not gonna tell everyone that Emily did [redacted] in our ten heart event

[frail crest]

fishing in the mines is the easiest way tbh

[worthy pivot]

But where do I fish

[stark relic]

click on them then go to bed

[quiet compass]

The ocean works well

[worthy pivot]

Okay, thanks!

[stark relic]

the wizard will then send you a letter

[hasty pond]

have you done all the wizard cutscenes and stuff yet?

[still falcon]

Will try it, thank you

[frail crest]

algae is easiest for me in the mines. bunch of trash and algae

[still falcon]

I haven’t, downloaded the game today 😅

[quiet compass]

mhm

algay. yum.

[near wharf]

god a spouses life must be so boring

they just stay in the house most of the day staring at the kitchen counter

[frail crest]

should get out and water the crops

[near wharf]

fr

should be a daily thing tbh

[summer trellis]

I have a question about courting and marriage. Is it best to court everyone at the same time or just go ahead and marry someone when you can? And also how do I find a mermaid pendant 😭

[quiet compass]

id just pick one person

[near wharf]

https://c.tenor.com/apns_8-5xl8AAAAM/huh-verne.gif

[quiet compass]

Haley is a female himbo but she's still my queen

[near wharf]

her sisters better

haley doesnt even know the definition of responsibilities

[frail crest]

you have the pick of the town do all characters then you can choose tbh

[near wharf]

her sister works daily to support the house and she just buys clothes

[stark relic]

how do you date someone in sdv

[near wharf]

her sister is also a bit insane and into rocks a bit too much

but its ok

[serene walrus]

get a single person to 10 hearts, and on the other side of the beach there is that sells the pendent you need your house upgraded to lvl 1 for spouse to move in

[summer trellis]

That's what I was wondering. And I heard that the spouse gets angry when you give someone else a gift they love, is that true?

[serene walrus]

he only appears on rainy days

[near wharf]

bro for the 2nd day in a row i get normal milk from one of my cows and theyre all full hearts

[quiet compass]

Haley is my responsibility <33

[summer trellis]

I have 3 people at 10 hearts and idk how to choose

[quiet compass]

i love her 🌼

[near wharf]

i cant even imagine haley doing the random event where she wakes up early and helps around the farm

[serene walrus]

moooood i married like all the girls until i went back to abby lol

[strong scarab]

which people?

[near wharf]

pick the hottest one

[quiet compass]

So Haley?

[near wharf]

wrong once again

[frail crest]

honestly i only got married 1 time in the game realized its pretty useless and havent done it since

[near wharf]

robin but shes taken 😔

[quiet compass]

.

[near wharf]

you can find hot fanart of even elliott

[midnight moss]

robin is the one with Demetrius right

[summer trellis]

Shane, Leah, and Abigail and I love all 3 sm

[quiet compass]

ELLIOTT IS MY FAV ALONG WITH HALEY

we are no longer aquatinted

[near wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-awkward-funny-what-huh-gif-5344114

[midnight moss]

I’m trying my absolute best to be with Shane rn and he is playing with my feelings lol

[hasty pond]

art needs sources

[summer trellis]

Pls yes. Leah was my OG love, but Shane and Abigails stories have taken my heart

[quiet compass]

It was just an example of why Haley's hot 😭

[summer trellis]

typical

[cobalt hare]

Gift him Peppers and Beer that’s what I did lmao

[near wharf]

we dont talk about the other emily designs tho

[hasty pond]

Any artwork that isn’t yours must be credited and accompanied with a link to a first-hand source.

[near wharf]

especially not the first one

[quiet compass]

vine boom

[midnight moss]

Lmao Dw ||I’ve been enabling him with beers every week||

[near wharf]

emily looks like an alcoholic single mother

[quiet compass]

Uh... oops? sorry I've never seen or heard of that rule before my bad 😭

[strong scarab]

Emily kyuut

[quiet compass]

I like the old Emily design now she looks rlly crazy 💀

[near wharf]

the 3rd and 5th ones look fine

[cobalt hare]

If I planted a grass starter will it die in the winter? I googled it but some say it would die & others wouldn’t

[near wharf]

they chose a bad picture for the 6th one 😔

[midnight moss]

omg I had this really weird cut scene with Emily the other day 😭😭 shit had me freaked out hahaha

Her dream and me being there

[quiet compass]

Oh yeah lol

[near wharf]

emily is freaky

i admit that

[quiet compass]

The fourth emily is 😟

[near wharf]

once walked into the house and talked to her and she said "oh that aroma! it could only be you"

https://tenor.com/view/judging-gif-4584572

[midnight moss]

🤣🤣

[quiet compass]

https://tenor.com/view/vineboom-ilybeeduo-gif-23126674

[near wharf]

might create family drama by divorcing her and marrying her sister

[midnight moss]

we love family drama

[near wharf]

at least haley is normal

[serene walrus]

hellooo i found it :) https://www.deviantart.com/ashiori-chan/art/19-Stardew-Valley-Haley-794843594

[midnight moss]

I ||hate|| Haley <3

[wanton hearth]

HARLEY IS SO HOT

[midnight moss]

lmao she is hot tho

[wanton hearth]

fight me

[quiet compass]

thank you fellow Haley defender

[wanton hearth]

right now, right here.

[midnight moss]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fighting-fighting-cats-anniehasleftoop-gif-23317332

[near wharf]

oh my bad forgot the source

[quiet compass]

im proud to be able to fight by your side

[near wharf]

source: stardew valley

[surreal wasp]

What are the best fall seeds?

[quiet compass]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[wanton hearth]

Me too

[cobalt hare]

Pumpkins and Yams

[midnight moss]

just imagine it for now

[quiet compass]

Ancient fruit 😋

[midnight moss]

Use ur imagination

[hasty pond]

cranberries

[surreal wasp]

I don't have any yet :((

[quiet compass]

Oh dang

Cranberries if no jars/kegs

[midnight moss]

Sebastian is bae

[quiet compass]

Pumpkins if you have a decent amount

[midnight moss]

and penny

[wanton hearth]

Does anyone have here a cute honey farm or am i the only one?

cause its not necessary right?

[midnight moss]

I don’t! Can I see your honey farm!

That actually sounds very cute

[quiet compass]

i only use bee houses in one special place I cannot mention

[wanton hearth]

OH i am working on it so its not done

I will show you if its done tho

[near wharf]

bees when they take 4 days to make you 100g

[midnight moss]

ohh ok thanks!

[wanton hearth]

True but its still worth it imo

if u make 10 of those you have 1k in 1 day

[gloomy trail]

I GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE MINES

[serene walrus]

[midnight moss]

I recently got back into this game bc when I first got it I was mega confused 😭😭

[wanton hearth]

Which level is that?

[wanton hearth]

SAME SAME

[midnight moss]

so I’m still new to things be patient with me yall

[wanton hearth]

I just wow.. this is so fun.. -_-

[surreal wasp]

Are artichokes worth it?

[wanton hearth]

i just was wow*

[quiet compass]

Im pretty new too

[near wharf]

year 12

[quiet compass]

Oops

Typo

year 112 /j

[near wharf]

year 1.2

[midnight moss]

guys…….. that drop box thing where you sell stuff?? I thought it was storage the first time I played 😭😭 lost everything for a while

[near wharf]

oh god

[surreal wasp]

OH NOO

[potent rain]

What floor do i go to get combat xp

[quiet compass]

OH NO-

[wild moss]

genuine question

[midnight moss]

plssssss I know it’s embarrassing

i know better

[quiet compass]

the ones with monsters 😩

[wild moss]

why did you skip the intro cutscene in a game you were playing for the first time

[summer trellis]

SAME I have 10 tabs open on my phone with the Stardew Wiki

[near wharf]

worst thing ive ever done was try to eat near mine ladders and accidentally leaving the mine

[midnight moss]

no focus 😵‍💫

[quiet compass]

just use monster musk and go to the lava floors/ ||skull caverns||

[sweet bear]

shane

[potent rain]

Holy shit we got a genius over here. You should be a speedrunner

[sweet bear]

shane i love you