stardew-valley

[winter flume]

yuh

[queen merlin]

scary

[winter flume]

ugh my wifi is borked

[queen merlin]

i am scared now

[vague bane]

I used the gavel on my own child and then I left the gavel alone in my chest, forever

[shadow sierra]

im on 50 kbps wifi

[vague bane]

[queen merlin]

[winter flume]

i love the emotes on this server

[jade beacon]

i hate valorant omg

[vague bane]

yes pufferfishes are so cutee

[jade beacon]

yes

[shadow sierra]

[winter flume]

literally that was one of the main reasons i joined

[queen merlin]

lmao

[jade beacon]

[queen merlin]

based

[jade beacon]

i am going to shit my pants

[lament path]

Okay, Ruhi go to bed now

[winter flume]

my friend has been lurking on the server for a while and i wanted to see what the fuss was about 😌

[queen merlin]

[jade beacon]

this

[queen merlin]

me @ myself

[winter flume]

gn!!

[shadow sierra]

hi [74]

[jade beacon]

[74][163][645]

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/egyptian-cat-cat-mad-cat-gif-19413868

[unique totem]

cat

[shadow sierra]

habibi cet

[jade beacon]

HELLO

[winter flume]

what da dog doin

[unique totem]

HI

[timber patrol]

There is no wrong way to play a game 🤓

[blazing python]

Hallo

[lament path]

Hello rock

[winter flume]

is that a challenge?

😤💪

[worthy pivot]

Whats the best day to get forage?

[lament path]

Istg you do this everytime

[timber patrol]

You could do a no sell challenge.

[blazing python]

what

[winter flume]

so true

[crude tapir]

skull emoji

[blazing python]

is it bad to say Hallo

[lament path]

Say hallo and disappear

[jade beacon]

i madr haley cult wanna join

[blazing python]

oh ok

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-we-out-peace-out-disappear-gif-15464202

[unique totem]

absolutely i want to join

[winter flume]

depends on what you're foraging for, i don't think most foragables have any specific days when they're most plentiful

however there are some that only appear during certain days (such as salmonberries)

correct me if i'm wrong 🤓🤓

[lament path]

The "pickup"(I like to call em that) forgables are most plentiful on Saturday

[winter flume]

wait really

[lament path]

Bcs it's a weeks worth of forgables

[winter flume]

ohh

[lime sparrow]

I caught a shat I mean a shad totally

[lament path]

By Sunday they will reset

[lament path]

🧐

[winter flume]

i thought you meant more foragables appear on saturday

but that makes sense

[lament path]

[winter flume]

so true

[lament path]

They were right next to each other on recents

[winter flume]

[lime sparrow]

Guys what can I do with a battery pack

I got one from a storm

[crude tapir]

crafting

[spring bison]

Go to the Tunnel

and hold it up, Tap everything on the tunnel.

[lethal wave]

I store them once I get them cause you can use them to craft

[lime sparrow]

Okay

[shadow sierra]

pls help

[calm sandal]

keep it, never sell it, u need em for late game crafting

get more if u can

[merry echo]

what winter season plant is the best to plant?

or ic an't

[lament path]

Winter seeds are the only thing you can plant

[cobalt hare]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lament path]

You just said this in both new and seasoned, what does it mean?

[proper mango]

Can you craft them? Only time I got Winter seeds was when I finished the bundle on the 2nd day.

[spare crest]

Winter seed gang

Maybe

[proper mango]

Of Winter I mean.

[spare crest]

Yeah

You just need all of the winter foragables

How do you spell foragables

[proper mango]

Ahh

[spare crest]

It’s the same as the other ones

[proper mango]

Forageables?

[spare crest]

If you have the recipe then you can hover over it and it will tell you what you need

[proper mango]

Do you get the recipe on a specific level or does it automatically?

[lament path]

Yea you also need a high foraging level

[spare crest]

Pretty sure you get it when you complete the winter foraging bundle

Could be wrong

[merry echo]

guys in winter i can't plant??

[proper mango]

Lemme check real quick to be sure.

[proper mango]

Yeah.

Same as irl

[merry echo]

oowww...

[lament path]

Only winter wild seeds

[merry echo]

hattteee thiss!

[spare crest]

Nevermind you get it foraging level 7

[lime sparrow]

So it’s the 25th of Summer do I have time to plant peppers

[lament path]

Potatoes can grow in winter

[proper mango]

So that's why. Ok One more lvl to go then.

[proper mango]

Fr?!

Is it?

Damn

[lament path]

Well not grown harvested

You plant them in fall and summer

Source: someone in this server I talked to once

[queen merlin]

trust me bro

[spare crest]

Only a certain type of potato though

Not all

[queen merlin]

the very rare

the very mystical

sweet potato berry

[spare crest]

Sweet gem ‘tato

[lament path]

Okay I did some Googling some varieties can grow if it's frost free and deep in the ground

[queen merlin]

wait was this supposed to be irl

and not in game

[lament path]

Yes

[spare crest]

Pfft

[queen merlin]

[hollow anvil]

i hate iridium......

[lament path]

Just get to year 3/hj

[spare crest]

You could grow fiber seeds in winter

[queen merlin]

lmao

[serene walrus]

goood morning raine ruhi :)

[lament path]

Hi peachy

[hollow anvil]

level 32 and not a single piece of iridium...... and it suppost to be a very lucky day

[lament path]

[hollow anvil]

that is sooo cute

[serene walrus]

[loud goblet]

ROUND TWO NOW MY MARRYING MARU ARC

[lime sparrow]

I finally got all my melons and I have 25k so that’s nice

I kinda wanted more so I can buy that one bundle and like have some leftover

[merry echo]

guys what can i do in winter except for mining and fishing i need money

[jade beacon]

SC or mines?

[merry echo]

sc???

[hollow anvil]

SC.... is my nightmare T.T

[jade beacon]

sorry no, its spoiler

[blazing python]

Hallo

[merry echo]

ohhh okey

[hidden meadow]

Did you repair the bus yet?

[merry echo]

ummm anyone??

not yet

[loud goblet]

quests

[merry echo]

might be good

[jade beacon]

||staircase the first 50 levels because they have nothing interesting, more iridium will spawn in level 50+, make sure to go over 100 so your SC will be filled with iridium||

[hollow anvil]

you can upgrade the tools, farm. buy animals, maybe some farm layout

[visual quail]

Animals are great for money in the winter

[spare crest]

Forage… um quests… uhhh… sleep

Upgrade your watering can

[merry echo]

though i can't buy an animal the store cashier wasn.t there all the time

[spare crest]

Make winter seeds

[hollow anvil]

how didi you make it all black? i don't wanna make spoilers..... thanks a lot

[spare crest]

||

[visual quail]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

@hollow anvil To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[spare crest]

That on either side | | text | |

Ah

[jade beacon]

this

[spare crest]

K

Pfft

[summer swift]

E

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/leah-elliott-stardewvalley-stardew-valley-leah-stardew-valley-elliott-gif-23598638

[jade beacon]

E

[spare crest]

W

[queen merlin]

good morning peachy

[summer swift]

yes.

[jade beacon]

NICO NICO KNEECAPS

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/nico-nico-nii-binks-binks69-8bitbinks69-binkya-gif-21120969

[queen merlin]

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/824271745111294042.gif?v=1

[queen merlin]

i have been dragged down a rabbit hole of idol anime

save me

[summer swift]

I will brake your Nico Nico Kneecaps 🙂

[jade beacon]

ZOMBIELAND SAGA??

[queen merlin]

watching love live nijigasaki s2

then might watch the one with aqours

[jade beacon]

maki x nico is amazing

[queen merlin]

ah ye heard of that from a friend too

[timber patrol]

How come when you marry Haley she only gives you one ||discord group|| per day?

[queen merlin]

but ayuyu

[queen merlin]

what

[jade beacon]

what

[lament path]

Heh?

[jade beacon]

what now

[lament path]

Explain?

[loud goblet]

Huh

[jade beacon]

ayo..

[timber patrol]

oh I c y’all are not part of the discord group made specifically for Haley

[jade beacon]

i just made one

with other ppl here

what-

[timber patrol]

It’s 5am, my brains not sharp rn

[queen merlin]

and i wasn't invited wha

[calm sandal]

u re reeally not sharp

[lament path]

Safe space for Haley lovers

[jade beacon]

i was about to inv u but im confused

[queen merlin]

confused about?

[summer swift]

Yes!

[timber patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gura-intense-confuzzle-shark-gif-23596765

[loud goblet]

You are halfly forgiven

[jade beacon]

theres other haley servers??

[queen merlin]

who knows

i already hit my server limit so cannot join 💀

[lament path]

R.I.P.

[queen merlin]

and too lazy to see from which server i don't use emotes

[timber patrol]

I was team Hailey but then she called me dirty

[jade beacon]

servers have limits? 😭

[queen merlin]

without nitro and with nitro classic you can join a 100

[lament path]

All the ones I'm in are dead soo

[loud goblet]

I'm selling all my geodes I can't keep saving them

[queen merlin]

with the full nitro you can join 200

[lament path]

Why would you join that many

[jade beacon]

break them

[queen merlin]

like i said

i got dragged down a rabbit hole of idol anime

[lime sparrow]

What crop is best in fall

[loud goblet]

I can't I got a new farm and I don't wanna give them to clunt

[jade beacon]

Clunt bad 😡😡

[timber patrol]

I’m going to join Joja mart and sell Jojaine

[fast tundra]

Either Pumpkins or Cranberries

[jade beacon]

nah you explain me this

[jade beacon]

.

[lime sparrow]

Thanks

[timber patrol]

Joja Cola

[fast tundra]

yw

[jade beacon]

what??

why is discord spoilered too

[loud goblet]

just left jojamart to go back to jojamart ????

[timber patrol]

It was supposed to be a witty joke

[fast tundra]

Joja Cola espuma

[jade beacon]

🧍‍♀️okay

fr though, for anyone who wants to join our cult just friend me

[timber patrol]

Bro everytime I leave Joja mart I feel like I spend half my money and leave with one bag

[fast tundra]

What cult

I am half interested

[lime sparrow]

Idk what to pick cranberries are expensive but only take a week to grow but pumpkins take 13 days to grow and are 140G less

[jade beacon]

haley's

[loud goblet]

I left jojamart never came back

[fast tundra]

Cranberries regrow but sell for less money.

[timber patrol]

Are you doing the community center, because you need 5 gold star pumpkins

[lime sparrow]

Community center

[fast tundra]

So you won't have to buy new Cranberry seeds

[lime sparrow]

I have 25k

If that helps

[timber patrol]

Do you ever just go into Joja mart and turn on the radio to full volume and start dancing?

[fast tundra]

If they already got Cauliflowers, Melons and Corn then they don't have to get Pumpkins, I did this in my playthrough by planting Corn in summer.

[loud goblet]

Went in there once never came back in again

[jade beacon]

alex has a cute gay awakening if you're a male farmer

[summer swift]

now I wanna test it..

[fast tundra]

All NPCs have a cute gay awakening when you're the opposite gender basically.

[loud goblet]

Yeah

[jade beacon]

he changed for the better too

[jade beacon]

yes but not as adorable as alex

[lime sparrow]

Someone please pumpkin or cranberry😭😭😭

[crude tapir]

both

[loud goblet]

Yes

[hidden meadow]

Alex's room is ugly af tho💀

[summer swift]

I can see that lol

[timber patrol]

Petition to change gay awakening into awakegayning

[fast tundra]

I always do Pumpkins but both are good.

[lime sparrow]

Pumpkins it is

[fast tundra]

Gaywakening

[lime sparrow]

How many should I get

[timber patrol]

That also works

Actually that has a better ring to it

Almost sounds like a super hero

[fast tundra]

As many as you can buy

[lime sparrow]

I won’t have enough space also watering???

[summer swift]

but dont make yourself poor over pumpkins

[fast tundra]

Sprinklers.

[lime sparrow]

To late

[timber patrol]

Fishing solves all problems

[lime sparrow]

I only have the basic ones

[fast tundra]

Good enough

[summer swift]

oh no...

[fast tundra]

Try to get the quality ones ASAP tho

[lime sparrow]

I bought 255 pumpkins

[fast tundra]

They're way better and only a bit more expensive

[timber patrol]

I really need to invest into sprinklers for summer so I can go fish or mine more

[lime sparrow]

Seeds

[fast tundra]

W O A H

I hope you have a good hoe

[lime sparrow]

I told you

[summer swift]

225?!DAMN

[undone blaze]

Nice

[fast tundra]

Meth

[lime sparrow]

Yeah I capitalized on fishing and melons

[timber patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-im-so-good-times-gif-13115400

[undone blaze]

You have summoned me, the Pumpkeroonie Queen

[timber patrol]

😭

[undone blaze]

Embed fail

[summer swift]

You better take care of them like your own child!

[undone blaze]

Okay I'll stop

[timber patrol]

Bullying is a cyber crime punishable by up to, and not limited to, me telling your mom and dad

[crude tapir]

💀

[fast tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[undone blaze]

[undone blaze]

💀

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[summer swift]

[timber patrol]

This is my face whenever I type lmfaooooo in the chat sometimes

[fast tundra]

I haven't played Stardew in so long

Yet I retain info about it

[summer swift]

same lmao

[lime sparrow]

Help it took pretty much all my energy just hoeing

I think I’m gonna save like 100 of these for like the next harvest I guess

[timber patrol]

Eat foragables

[summer swift]

Yea dont use them all

[timber patrol]

Can you make your horse go faster?

[hidden meadow]

Forcefeed it caffeine

[timber patrol]

Or will your player out speed the horse with speed buffs on sword, and with food + drink

[hidden meadow]

speedbuffs also apply while on a horse

[summer swift]

You know what I'm gonna go make a new farm in the game

[crude tapir]

speed buff stacks with the horse

[summer swift]

What should the name be?cuz idk

[timber patrol]

[timber patrol]

Depends on the map tbh

[summer swift]

yea

[jade beacon]

what'd i miss

[timber patrol]

I haven’t dabbled with food buffs yet. Haven’t even made it to a winter yet

[crude tapir]

i read that as dabbed

[lime sparrow]

OMG IM SMART

RETAINING SOiL

[crude tapir]

anyway you can just buy coffee from gus or keg 5 coffe beans

[timber patrol]

It’s hard to find a group of switch players that can play daily and keep progressing on the farm 😭

[summer swift]

👏

[timber patrol]

Waxx

[urban osprey]

Out of curiosity... Does anyone else imagine Clint saying things like gulp out loud as written... As in "asterisk gulp asterisk" he just seems like the kinda vibe

[lime sparrow]

I ran out of stone.

[timber patrol]

Which one is Clint?

[dense frigate]

It really does..

[summer swift]

You know what....I could see that..

[dense frigate]

gulp

[queen merlin]

OWO i wanna guwp down a few shots of beews owowow (ʘᗩʘ')

this is clint irl

[dense frigate]

Wtf did I just read

[dense frigate]

The blacksmith

[queen merlin]

me using discord bots on other servers

to curse you people

[summer swift]

[timber patrol]

<(ʘᗩʘ')>

[urban osprey]

Glad to hear it's not a particularly strange habit

[queen merlin]

oh i don't imagine clint doing that

[timber patrol]

If you don’t marry Pam you’re fake

[queen merlin]

i just thought him speaking in owo speech fits

[jade beacon]

CLUNT 😡😡

[queen merlin]

always knew i never existed in the first place

[meager saffron]

oh no.

[jade beacon]

yall like pam?

[meager saffron]

yes
i know he’d go “gasp!!” when he sees smth shocking

[summer swift]

no....I'm just something

[queen merlin]

wine wine wine wine

whine

[meager saffron]

yes but my friends call her ugly 😔

[jade beacon]

pamussy 😌

[queen merlin]

[distant sphinx]

Ruhi...

What

[timber patrol]

We are currently living as the embodiment of someones dream.

[meager saffron]

did the event always look like this??

[timber patrol]

You are a dream.

[jade beacon]

nah its modded

its stardew valley expanded

[queen merlin]

i used owobot on another server to owoify something i could imagine a real person

[meager saffron]

ohh okay 😭 i thought i forgot what sdv looked like for a sec

[jade beacon]

pretty sure ruhi is legal to drink? 😭

[queen merlin]

because i hc clint as saying all his lines in owospeak

but CA is trying to save us

[timber patrol]

You’re a real one

[queen merlin]

depends on the country

[jade beacon]

im illegal then

[queen merlin]

by not writing it in owospeak

[queen merlin]

what

[jade beacon]

i have others

[timber patrol]

uwu ^,^

[jade beacon]

i drank soju when i was 15

[meager saffron]

oh he’d definitely go “i’m sowwy 🥺🥺🥺” when he gets caught for doing something awful

[queen merlin]

nice ig

nvm underaged drinking bad

[dense frigate]

gg ig

[queen merlin]

not nice

[summer swift]

slay

[queen merlin]

i feel sleepy

again

[jade beacon]

my mom said its fine so idk anymore

[timber patrol]

fml it’s 6:22am

Why am I awake even

[summer swift]

same

[queen merlin]

look up the laws in your country or smth ig

sleep

[jade beacon]

sleep

[queen merlin]

how did we get here

[lime sparrow]

Something check out my pumpkin farm in images and memes

[jade beacon]

[summer swift]

thats a pretty good farm

[lime sparrow]

To many pumpkins

Also it’s ran over by weeds tree and everything

[jade beacon]

do yall do aesthetics farm or more on efficency?

[blazing python]

Hallo

[urban osprey]

My goals are beyond your understanding, I've managed neither

[dense frigate]

efficiency

[jade beacon]

send pic

[queen merlin]

latter

tho trying to make current farm for aesthetics

but ended up on efficiency by itself

[dense frigate]

I'm so curious what that'd look like

[summer swift]

[jade beacon]

im trying to decorate the whole valley its so painful

[dense frigate]

What do you do with ||quarry|| space?

[queen merlin]

kegs and paths

or oak tree farm

with paths

[dense frigate]

Ah

[queen merlin]

one can never have too much oak resin

that's why the wizards bundle has oak resin, he wants a keg to make himself some wine

[jade beacon]

wizard juice

[dense frigate]

Wizard juice..

[queen merlin]

and to keep his wine needs soothed, he also asks for a bottle straight up

that is also why his hair is purple

[jade beacon]

he makes juice out of junimos

[queen merlin]

he sprayed grape on himself

nooooooo

[jade beacon]

and we drank it

[dense frigate]

noooooooooo

[queen merlin]

anyway i go watch a thingu now bye

[summer swift]

the only way to make your farm look good is by stealing someone elses farm on pinterest

[jade beacon]

that's why we can talk to fish

[dense frigate]

Byee

[jade beacon]

bye watch well

[queen merlin]

wait what

[urban osprey]

Nah my farm isn't odd I just haven't particularly focused on either I guess it's more efficient

[dense frigate]

What

[queen merlin]

will watch a well thankuu

[jade beacon]

the potion he made us for the community centre??

[dense frigate]

Ohhh

[queen merlin]

i did not know we can talk to fish

[jade beacon]

nooo i meant like, watch happily or sumth

[jade beacon]

you never had a fish pond or what

[queen merlin]

lol i got it, just messing with you

ah i forfor

forgor

[dense frigate]

forfor

[jade beacon]

[queen merlin]

[urban osprey]

Quick quick I need to name a duck

[jade beacon]

[dense frigate]

Good luck.

[jade beacon]

[163][74][645]

[timber patrol]

Is there anything in the switch version that you can eat/drink/wear/click on that will slow down time? (Or give you more time per day)

[dense frigate]

Name your chicken [925]

[jade beacon]

no

[timber patrol]

Quackitty

[summer swift]

yes!

[urban osprey]

Wait what

[jade beacon]

its a mcyt guy

[dense frigate]

Name it [925]

[urban osprey]

I did I named it both of the number things and got a bunch of stuff

[dense frigate]

You're welcome

[jade beacon]

NOOOO

[urban osprey]

Well damn

[jade beacon]

IT WAS A JOKE

NOOO PLEASE DONT DO IT YOU WILL NEVER HEAL FROM IT.

[urban osprey]

I didn't know what does it mean 😫

[urban osprey]

Wait what

[dense frigate]

What'd you even tell him to name it? prismatic and what're the others?

[timber patrol]

Wait what

[jade beacon]

its basically cheating

[summer swift]

huh?

[urban osprey]

What does your do

[dense frigate]

I just said to make it give him a slime crate 💀

[jade beacon]

legend fish and iridium sprinkler

NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS

[dense frigate]

Mine literally just gives you a slime crate that deletes itself after

[jade beacon]

THE FORBIDDEN GEM.

[timber patrol]

Ahh these are like pc commands

[urban osprey]

I mean idk what to do with the legend fish but I guess the iridium sprinkler is chill

[jade beacon]

if yall keep cheating it'll suck the fun away

[dense frigate]

Might wanna reset day

[urban osprey]

Nothing too crazy tbf

[jade beacon]

sell it

[urban osprey]

I might just chuck them tbf

[jade beacon]

keep the shard

[urban osprey]

What shatd

[dense frigate]

Legend is gonna be really overpowered just reset day

[summer swift]

Whats a good name for a forst farm???

[jade beacon]

prismatic shard

[urban osprey]

Kk

[jade beacon]

Farm Farm

or Farm Farm Farm

[dense frigate]

Random it

[summer swift]

yes.

[cobalt hare]

Hey guys ! How do I use the treasure map I find in the secret notes ?

[dense frigate]

Just go to that spot

And then dig with hoe I think

[timber patrol]

I fished a ||treasure chest|| once. I sold it for 5000. Should I have kept it in a chest forever?

[dense frigate]

def sold

[jade beacon]

you can make it into a pirate hat

[dense frigate]

for sure sold

[jade beacon]

5000g is easy for me

[timber patrol]

I never made it to winter yet

[dense frigate]

It's easy for about everyone but the pirate hat isn't any better

[jade beacon]

i use mine for decorations

[dense frigate]

Ah

[jade beacon]

i put them on a table

[dense frigate]

The only deco I do is covering town in signs with the mayors shorts on them

[jade beacon]

i have a haley themed room<3

[jade beacon]

someone did this and it appeared on cut scenes

[dense frigate]

WAIT WHAT

IT WORKS ON CUTSCENES?

[jade beacon]

YES LMFAO

DO HALEYS 14 HEART EVENT

[dense frigate]

Oh god

[timber patrol]

We should be able to hire the townspeople to work for us and automate things. and each one gives different bonuses and harvests differently. (Maybe SDV2)

[jade beacon]

||they were circling around the shorts||

[jade beacon]

there wont be any SDV2

[timber patrol]

Don’t you dare say that

[jade beacon]

its true 😭😭

just minor changes, that's it

then CA will work on HC

[timber patrol]

[dense frigate]

What even is HC

[urban osprey]

Need new duck names that are actually duck names if anyone wants to join 😭

[dense frigate]

Ik what it means just what is the game

[jade beacon]

#haunted-chocolatier

[jade beacon]

Quack

[urban osprey]

Thank

[dense frigate]

Feel so bad for you getting free stuff

[urban osprey]

Why though it was only like 10am so it's not like I wasted s lot of time

[grizzled raptor]

i got level 5 in fishing what i must take

[summer swift]

Q for quack

[dense frigate]

I think they said it as a joke and I said it since it's so useless the item mine gave

[urban osprey]

Yee but it's chill

[boreal moat]

i used a bomb on my farm and destroyed the grass, how do i fix it now

[dense frigate]

restart day'

[boreal moat]

its been a few days, i thought it would auto fix

[summer swift]

put it in rice

[urban osprey]

This is starting to sound like the auto response to every problem in this game

[jade beacon]

25% worth

[dense frigate]

I mean it works

most the time

[boreal moat]

if its already been a few days, will it not eventually fix

[jade beacon]

restart the day

[dense frigate]

You can just buy more grass or craft it if you need

[jade beacon]

IF you did nothing the whole day, then restart it

[dense frigate]

@jade beacon

[jade beacon]

no you fix it urself

[dense frigate]

What

[jade beacon]

the land u bombed

fix it

[boreal moat]

like there lel https://prnt.sc/nFsPaYsrA9wg

[dense frigate]

Yeah

[dense frigate]

Post in #images-and-memes

[boreal moat]

did

[primal nexus]

yeah pretty much

[dense frigate]

Use your pickaxe

[primal nexus]

epik embedded failure

[dense frigate]

💀

[jade beacon]

just fix it @boreal moat

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-chips-fries-gif-4613771

[dense frigate]

Oh

[jade beacon]

what

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-the-milk-gif-23890780

[summer swift]

what in the great holy junimo is this.......

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-ip-adress-i-have-your-ip-i-have-your-ip-adress-i-have-your-ip-address-gif-25694584

[jade beacon]

dont ping me useless things

[cobalt hare]

u did too💀

[dense frigate]

Rip "what" is useless

[jade beacon]

thats because we dont know what you're doing

[cobalt hare]

idk either

[jade beacon]

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/quandale-quandale-dingle-quindarious-gooch-quindarius-gooch-gif-25277264

[dense frigate]

Oh

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-the-chip-chips-chip-eating-chip-man-eating-three-chips-gif-18885184

[jade beacon]

#town-square for off topic stuff

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gif-25546777

[timber patrol]

Tell me my puppy ain’t cute

[orchid crane]

Your puppy isn't cute

[vestal birch]

any tips on obtaining bug meat guys? on that willy's quest

||mutant bug lair ||only gave me 8 today

[clever spire]

first lvls of the mines

[patent inlet]

Is there any way to make wheat into hay?

[clever spire]

those jungle ones

[clever spire]

no

[patent inlet]

Okay

[vestal birch]

I'll try, every time i need a certain type of monsters, they never show up

thx!

[vast spear]

does harvesting crop on a good luck day give better quality products?

[marble brook]

Gm

[dark stream]

how can i see child making animation

[vast spear]

child making what-

[summer swift]

oh my-

[dark stream]

how can i see the animation of making a child

[vast spear]

you don't

[dark stream]

sorry for my bad england

[clever spire]

iirc the only thing luck affects is if it’s a multi harvest crop like cranberries you might get more

[sharp vessel]

does pineapple taste good on pizza

[dark stream]

nah

[marble brook]

No

[summer swift]

....I'll just shut up before I ger bullied....

[sharp vessel]

ok

[dark stream]

you better dont try

[clever spire]

this is what the wiki says Chance to double the number of crops yielded at harvest. Works for any crop, and a unique "dwoop" sound effect plays if this occurs as the result of a luck-based check. [4]

[jade beacon]

it does

pineapple on pizza is amazing

idc if i get bullied 💃✨

[summer swift]

Yes it is!

[marble brook]

absolutely not

[jade beacon]

say what you want

[sharp vessel]

sweet does not go on pizza imo

[marble brook]

pineapple doesn’t belong on a pizza

[jade beacon]

what is pizza then, salt? what-

[summer swift]

Pineapple is good

[marble brook]

Savory

[jade beacon]

it makes pizza juicy

[marble brook]

Ew

[jade beacon]

[sharp vessel]

thats what sauce is for

[jade beacon]

say what you want pineapple 4ever

[lethal wave]

Sweet and savory

[vestal birch]

what's the blue cylinder thingy on the farm after the system says there was "a strange sound"? something is growing in there like in a sci-fi movie

[summer swift]

No but pineapple gives it that good juicy it sweet and savory

[vestal birch]

ah, i hate it that i cannot post pic in this channel

[lethal wave]

I love pineapples

[jade beacon]

[sharp vessel]

i dont so thats probably why i dont like it on pizza

[summer swift]

pineapple for the win

[distant sphinx]

Strange capsule just a rare event

[urban osprey]

quick question about server (couldn't see in the rules) is it in general ok to dm someone advertising on #multiplayer-lfg-old ?

[distant sphinx]

Depends on them

[urban osprey]

cool cool

[distant sphinx]

Usually yes

[vestal birch]

thank you!

i thought it has something to do with me slaughtering bugs, lol

[jade beacon]

[marble brook]

[summer swift]

[lethal wave]

[vague bane]

[jade beacon]

[summer swift]

[jade beacon]

sufferfish

sebastian + pufferfish

[summer swift]

yes

[jade beacon]

omg im genius

[summer swift]

indeed you are

[jade beacon]

[static hawk]

[summer swift]

[vague bane]

[patent inlet]

Where do I get the crystal fruit?

[jade beacon]

winter foraging

[patent inlet]

And the snow yam?

[jade beacon]

winter foraging

[vague bane]

dig in artifact spots during winter

[patent inlet]

Okay

Thank you

[vague bane]

[slow yew]

or just...the ground with a hoe

[jade beacon]

winter is great for hoes

please dont take that out of context...

[slow yew]

i mean it is a great time to get the friendships up

yk yk

[summer swift]

indeed it is........../j

[jade beacon]

dont sell resources!!!

[waxen carbon]

LOL

[jade beacon]

they're useful for other stuff than selling..

[vast spear]

are strawberries THE best spring crop ever?

[jade beacon]

Yep

[waxen carbon]

I mean, it depends

[jade beacon]

they're better than cauliflowers

[waxen carbon]

if you have AF grown then no

[vast spear]

i do have a few AF

[jade beacon]

thats one thing u know now, dont sell resources

[waxen carbon]

is wood worthless? idk

maybe that's an incentive to not sell wood

[heavy onyx]

it's much better to craft with wood than to sell it

[quiet compass]

personally selling wood is my favorite pastime

[jade beacon]

you mightve not clicked the "+" sign so you didnt see it

[urban osprey]

I like to sell hardwood

[vast spear]

what + sign?

[heavy onyx]

the energy-to-gold ratio is just not worth it for wood

[jade beacon]

WHATT

[jade beacon]

NOO YOU CAN ONLY GET 12 A DAY WHYY

[marble brook]

I be selling everything

[quiet compass]

Well pierre is instant box takes a night before the profits rolls in

[jade beacon]

both are good

[heavy onyx]

depends if you need the money that particular day

[summer swift]

last time I played stardew was when I only got the community center....IN WINTER

[vast spear]

i like selling fiber

[waxen carbon]

They both give the same amount, pierre is just immediate cash whereas box is closer to the farm but overnight

[urban osprey]

Lumberjack arc

[vast spear]

both same price

[heavy onyx]

its the same

[jade beacon]

they're the same price

[marble brook]

I sell fiber idc

[vast spear]

me too

[jade beacon]

you couldve used that to craft a certain something that sells for 500g bye

[waxen carbon]

tho the townspeople say stuff about pierre's produce if you sell to him

he takes all da credit :(

[vast spear]

feck pierre

[marble brook]

LOLL I have plenty fiber

[vast spear]

joja all the day

[jade beacon]

LMAOO 😭😭

[marble brook]

Me

[jade beacon]

welcome to the club, have a seat

[hollow yoke]

TELL ME PLEASE

[marble brook]

sdv is so addictive

[urban osprey]

The dopamine rush when you get mail about something and your crops are due to harvest

[hollow yoke]

i have too much fiber isdk what tot udo with it

[waxen carbon]

how much

[hollow yoke]

i'm nearing 500

[waxen carbon]

not much fibre tbh

[hollow yoke]

but i just started like 2 days ago is the thing

[waxen carbon]

you need TONS of it for some projects, keep it

[marble brook]

I have over 2000 fiber

I sell it

[jade beacon]

befriend caroline to 2 hearts, go to her greenhouse (door inside the kitchen of pierres store)

[waxen carbon]

when I started decorating my farm I love the grass starter, but I didn't buy any and it just ate all my fibre to make them

[jade beacon]

she'll give you a recipe for tea sapling, dont plant them. Sell it raw.

[waxen carbon]

you don't have to double down on money making tips

[modest ruin]

im so over my family bro fucking tired of it

[jade beacon]

just play how u wantt, stardew is chill

[modest ruin]

at least i can hide here

[jade beacon]

what happened man

potatoes!!

[ebon timber]

How does a wood chipper even work

[modest ruin]

my mom always scolds me when i say no to going to work but some days i have to go out with my patients to appointments that are like an hour away, like today. But she kept calling me immature. LIKE SORRY I DONT WANT TO GO TO A HOSPUTAL IVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF IN THE DANGEROUS PART OF THE CITY

[waxen carbon]

put hardwood in, get a random amount of normal wood out

[ebon timber]

But like irl

[jade beacon]

youll have enough money for strawberries after your potato harvest :)

definitely, keep the ones you need for the community center

[modest ruin]

And then she tells me that i should give her and my dad peaceful mind? Like what? Do you think IM at peace risking my life for an appointment? Fuck no

[hollow yoke]

i can't fish for the life of me

[sweet bear]

im trying to complete the artisian bundle as quick as possibel what is the optimal itmes

[vast spear]

you're a doctor?

[waxen carbon]

where do u live that the city is dangerous

[ebon timber]

Wouldn't it be cool if you could put regular old wood in the wood chipper and get mulch and now that crop can't be destroyed by weeds or lightning

[modest ruin]

Im not a doctor, i work in a nursing home and my job is to escort patients to their appointments

[jade beacon]

just take it slow for now, do ur appointments later

[sweet bear]

THSI IS A CHAT FOR FUCKING STASRDEW VALELY

O MY GOD

[ebon timber]

If the mulch acted like a fertilizer

[modest ruin]

i cant do it later, its a “have to accept now or you dont go,”

[waxen carbon]

not really

[sweet bear]

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CHICAGO

[modest ruin]

Its not something im allowed to put off

[ebon timber]

Really I thought we were in #town-square

[waxen carbon]

this IS offtopic chat

[marble brook]

Your mom doesn’t sound understanding

[modest ruin]

idk. Sorry to bother you ig

[marble brook]

I’m in the health field as well

[modest ruin]

sorry guys im gonna dip lol

i didnt mean to interrupt

[hollow yoke]

is fishing even worth in the late game of sdv

[ebon timber]

Mate we don't mean to be assholes

[jade beacon]

don't they have other employees?

[ebon timber]

No

[waxen carbon]

nope

[hollow yoke]

first year is fine right

[modest ruin]

It wasnt you, i didnt feel put off by you

[hollow yoke]

i'm only in summer year 1

[jade beacon]

not rlly, but overpowered when early game

[modest ruin]

The other one has to pick their kid up from daycare

[jade beacon]

welp, then no other option but go

[vast spear]

best spot for crab pots?

[marble brook]

@modest ruin you can vent to me in private messages if you want

[ebon timber]

Definitely op in the early game, but when you get like 100k it's kinda only a little bit of money with a long days work

[waxen carbon]

ok but like, isn't it your job?
so you just... don't want to take the person to their appointment? what are they going to do now?

[uneven raft]

u jus gon have to deal wit it its life u cant expect everything go ur way n if its ur job and u gettin paid to do it y not jus get the bag for what a few hours of work. sometimes u jus gotta say it is what it is n carry on

[hollow yoke]

oh i liked ur previous pfp btw

||bad thinking diary|| right

[jade beacon]

from a very spicy yuri manhwa yessss

[hollow yoke]

idk if i should've censored 💀

[jade beacon]

LMFAOO

[hollow yoke]

not like

300+ people will read it

[modest ruin]

Its my job but im not allowed to make things go my way for one day? When every other day we all slave away and just go with it

No, im worth more than that

[jade beacon]

👀

[jade beacon]

start ur own business!!!

[uneven raft]

then quit ig

[modest ruin]

nevermind

Dont worry about it

[jade beacon]

im matching with my gf now, no bad thinking diary for a while

[ebon timber]

Guys you can't just quit, they need something else lined up first

[waxen carbon]

you can just quit, what are they going to do? fire you?

[uneven raft]

i mean u sayin u worth more than what u workin for so if u serious abt what u talm bout then do it

[ebon timber]

Alright let's not be off topic

[modest ruin]

lol its like when they hear someone give an ounce of regret in their job they only say “QuIt,”

[modest ruin]

if you think its that easy try it yourself

[ebon timber]

I know right lol

[jade beacon]

off topic goes to #town-square

[hollow yoke]

so i installed my pond but do i need all 3 vacant spots to be full for stuff to happen

[marble brook]

being an adult of overrated

[hollow yoke]

bc i only got 2 super cuce,umerbsr

[jade beacon]

yep, wait for ur fishies to produce bebe

bebe coocumberr

[ebon timber]

They can reproduce to get the last spot I believe

[hollow yoke]

WOOO

[waxen carbon]

dw, they will eventually make another sea cucumber, then eventually they will ask for an item to increase their max population size, and they will start breeding again

[hollow yoke]

catching them cucumbers make me wanna ||kermit||

fuck sory

[waxen carbon]

Some fish take longer to populate the pond than others iirc
my sea cucumbers (the yellow ones) breed every day
but my ||midnight carp's|| only breed every 3 days

[ebon timber]

And then you get more roe and more fish and more roe and more fish and then eventually remove absolutely everything and put in some sturgeons for caviar

[jade beacon]

tiger trouts dont breed btw

[jade beacon]

it's CA's attention of detail, the game is so realistic

[hollow yoke]

:o

[ebon timber]

Yeah caviar mmmmm

[hollow yoke]

is that item different for the fish

[jade beacon]

you can even refill your watercan by a sink!

[waxen carbon]

the game is so realistic, yet we have magic, other races, aliens, supernatural events, the farmer is practically god

[hollow yoke]

i don't wanna lose a limb to feed my cucumbers

[ebon timber]

Yeah but when you get sturgeon you'll lose another limb

[waxen carbon]

The items required to increase breeding space are different for each type of fish.

[summer swift]

OK.......I did not know that...ty

[jade beacon]

your ducks can swim too!!

[ebon timber]

Here let me go wikiing and I'll tell you what you need for super cucs

[waxen carbon]

your pigs can produce asexually too!

[hollow yoke]

YES

[waxen carbon]

oh wait pig mitosis isn't normal nvm

[hollow yoke]

i was so scared my chicken would die from loneliness that i bought another

i thought they were like hamsters

[jade beacon]

LMFAO but yea ur chicken can die

[hollow yoke]

WH

from loneliness? ??"

[jade beacon]

if you leave the chicken outside, with the coop door closed

theres a chance a wolf will eat chimken

[hollow yoke]

[marble brook]

rip chicken

[ebon timber]

Have fun!

[jade beacon]

bread with vengence is nice

surprisingly

[hollow yoke]

ty ty bread

[ebon timber]

Hey I only have Vengence against the man who killed my father

[jade beacon]

who killed your father

[ebon timber]

I don't know his name but I know he's human

[queen merlin]

its shane

[jade beacon]

[hollow yoke]

george

[jade beacon]

It's pierre

wait no, leah hates breads..

[queen merlin]

congrats

[queen merlin]

whaaaaaaaaaaat

[ebon timber]

that's why I love leah

[jade beacon]

yeah, i thought bread was universally neautral

[ebon timber]

She will never eat me

[queen merlin]

cottagecore gf hats bread

wow

[hollow yoke]

bro emily and haley are sisters 😭

[ebon timber]

Unless it's guilt...

[hollow yoke]

i'm going after both.

[ebon timber]

OH MY GOD IT WAS LEAH

[queen merlin]

universal neutral means that almost all characters or straight up all characters like something

[jade beacon]

YESSSS

[queen merlin]

not like, are neutral towards it

like at most 4-5 characters might differ from what i have seen scrounging through wiki

[jade beacon]

penny is the only sane one for not liking rabbits foot

[ebon timber]

Yup

I would love a duck feather tho

[jade beacon]

do rabbits reproduce their feet 🧍‍♀️

[hollow yoke]

ugh i forget there's a whole other set of characters i haven't met yet :')

[ebon timber]

Also do rabbits regrow feet?

[jade beacon]

my question

[dense frigate]

Yeah rabbits regenerate their feet apparently

[jade beacon]

sebby might be a steal

[hollow yoke]

any mc player would know fr fr

[jade beacon]

but like

why

[hollow yoke]

u think kangaroos would

[ebon timber]

Nope only their joints

But it's not animal cruelty because apparently they barely feel it

[dense frigate]

Oh.

[ebon timber]

It's like having a cavity removed and replaced to them

Im a master googler

[hollow yoke]

u work for them don't u

[ebon timber]

No I took a job in forensics trying to find the person that murdered my dad

I gave up after a bit

[queen merlin]

i dunno if you are being real or not anymore

[ebon timber]

Now I just lurk discord 24/7 until I find the person

[jade beacon]

goodluck with that, maybe the wizard could help track them down

[merry echo]

can i still buy animals during winter??

[queen merlin]

yeah

[ebon timber]

Not being real oc

[queen merlin]

but get a heater

[dense frigate]

Why wouldn't you be able to

[queen veldt]

hello

[queen merlin]

sus

i don't buy it

[dense frigate]

Hello

[queen merlin]

welcome

[merry echo]

idk the cashier wasn.t there all the time

[jade beacon]

well.. it is, a bread with vengence

[queen merlin]

just like i don't buy bread

[dense frigate]

Marnie?

[ebon timber]

Thanks

[merry echo]

yeah the person where i buy animal

[dense frigate]

Prob shouldn't joke about your father being slaughtered but oh well

[merry echo]

do u know wat time she open??

[dense frigate]

There's like 2 days she isn't even open I think?

[ebon timber]

He was bread, it wasn't gory or anything, if anyone is hurt or insulted by it I can stop

[jade beacon]

mondays ans tuesdays, shes not working. Wednesday is def yes

[cobalt hare]

9 am - 4 pm

[noble sail]

monday and tuesday?

[queen merlin]

delta hi

[dense frigate]

I think yeah

[cobalt hare]

ruhi

[ebon timber]

Oh my god what only Monday and tuesday

[merry echo]

give a name for my chicken!

[ebon timber]

Omelette

[noble sail]

seems like more right? XD

[cobalt hare]

kfc product

[jade beacon]

egg giver

[noble sail]

gumblin

[ebon timber]

EGG

Fried egg

[noble sail]

creative at another level

[ebon timber]

Half a pancake

[merry echo]

i need two more!

[dense frigate]

[74]

[meager saffron]

honey garlic

[ebon timber]

Miso

[meager saffron]

i always name a chicken honey garlic for future planing reasons

[jade beacon]

NO

[dense frigate]

YES

[heavy onyx]

Kentucky

[meager saffron]

KFC

[jade beacon]

STOP YOURE CONQUERING THEM

[meager saffron]

name your chicken after fried chicken fast food chains

[dense frigate]

Just use random you'll get stuff like "pro"

[jade beacon]

or SusSus

[heavy onyx]

Nugget

[dense frigate]

I found out a really stupid glitch with naming (not the id glitch)

[meager saffron]

strip.

[jade beacon]

do share

[meager saffron]

what have u done

[dense frigate]

So, there's this glitch that lets you make inf sized names

Pretty interesting

[ebon timber]

Alright what are you thinking now @merry echo

[cloud shell]

Just use Chinese language, no?

[heavy onyx]

goujon

[merry echo]

i named it 1#-omelette #2-gumblin #3 KFC Garlic #4- Miso honey

[dense frigate]

English

[ebon timber]

WOOH I GOT TWO OF EM

[heavy onyx]

feelsbadman didn't make the cut

[cloud shell]

I remember there being a bug that allowed for infinite characters if the game was in Chinese.

[noble sail]

awww love that! 😂

[merry echo]

give me a name for my cow i have 4!

[ebon timber]

Think it still exists

PARMESAN

[jade beacon]

same bro

[jade beacon]

Milkers

[hollow yoke]

moomoo juice

[heavy onyx]

Moochele

[queen merlin]

beef

sirloin

[ebon timber]

BRIE

[hollow yoke]

^ ground beef

[dense frigate]

Ground beef..

[merry echo]

okey we got 4 HAHAHAH😂

[heavy onyx]

Ragu

[ebon timber]

CAMEMBERT

[hollow yoke]

my breakfast

[noble sail]

chock

[ebon timber]

Well what did you choose

[heavy onyx]

wuts the result

[jade beacon]

steak is non existent in my country

[queen merlin]

same

[heavy onyx]

??? why??

[dense frigate]

Fr?

[queen merlin]

pls don't say we are in the same country

[quiet compass]

good

[heavy onyx]

India?

[queen merlin]

pls don't say we are in the same country

[hollow yoke]

merica

[noble sail]

same lol. asia?

[jade beacon]

its considered as "rich" and "fancy"

[jade beacon]

yepppp

[heavy onyx]

now that's impossible

[jade beacon]

philippines?

[hollow yoke]

go usa woo yeah woo nice

[queen merlin]

ah ok no but asia

[quiet compass]

fr

[jade beacon]

south east?

[hollow yoke]

aYEAR 12

[noble sail]

😂

[queen merlin]

not gonna say anything more :p

[heavy onyx]

lmao we are in the same country

[jade beacon]

understandable

[jade beacon]

HAHAHAHAHA

[noble sail]

whats wrong with usa yall xd

[hollow yoke]

i'm whitewashed