stardew-valley

[cobalt hare]

Idk what you mean by build a field?

[hazy heart]

probs no sprinklers

[frigid path]

like irl they flood the cranberry fields at some point

[hazy heart]

why

[frigid path]

idk

[rapid wagon]

How do I start getting iridum, I have the ||desert|| unlocked

[cobalt hare]

You'll have to get to work in skull cavern

[rapid wagon]

is the ||galaxy sword|| good enough to start?

[plucky bane]

yes

[hazy heart]

definitely

[jade beacon]

best sword

[plucky bane]

not allowed to speak of such greatness

but seriously it’s not allowed in this channel says the pins

[hazy heart]

rly

oh

[jade beacon]

yep

[calm sandal]

i go dagger, no swowd

[jade beacon]

the crit dagger build is fun

[calm sandal]

indeed, altho they succ at beginning

[cobalt hare]

you like up close nd personal

[hidden meadow]

Are dagger builds actually viable? ive never seen anyone use it

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/selfie-crazy-big-eyes-close-up-zoom-in-gif-17780822

[hidden meadow]

😳 👉 👈

[calm sandal]

dagger with right build can crit anything in 1 hit

[jade beacon]

if its a crit build then yes

[calm sandal]

if u cant crit em with 1 hit, u can also right click for rapid atk which guarantee kill if u land em properly

[jade beacon]

cant think of anything else

[plucky bane]

nah that crystal dagger was hard carrying me in the beginning because it was the only thing i had

[jade beacon]

lmfaoo 😭😭

[plucky bane]

no bc i was losing my mind hitting slimes for one damage

slimes are also so tanky for no good reason

[calm sandal]

its indeed succ at beginning, the reason why no many ppl bother making dagger build.

[jade beacon]

fr

[calm sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706633628851110048/882246714713587712/unknown.png

[jade beacon]

1 dmg, 1 dmg, 1 dmg, 1 dmg, 5 crit dmg

[calm sandal]

1 hit.

[plucky bane]

comparing my sword and dagger, the sword one shots way more and the dagger’s crits are equal to the sword’s normal attacks so i haven’t been convinced

[lime sparrow]

Nice 1984G from fishing and 270 from other so 2254G in total

[jade beacon]

hutaooo

[rapid wagon]

what level in fishing do you have to be to use the hooks and stuff?

[queen merlin]

which ones do you have

[lime sparrow]

Yes I love hu tao

[hazy heart]

no specific level

just iridium rod

[south scroll]

You mean tackles?

[rapid wagon]

yea

[jade beacon]

same

[south scroll]

Lv 6 fishing to unlock iridium rod

Buy from willy

[hazy heart]

then 7500g

for buy

[south scroll]

Ye

[plucky bane]

ah.. not supposed to talk bout em here but the ones after upgrading em with 3 special items and then some

[queen merlin]

ah okie

[jade beacon]

mmmm i love that sword

[plucky bane]

man i wish i could have her but i’m a broke f2p player

[lime sparrow]

I’m f2p yo

[zenith lily]

hello people missing the farm gang

[plucky bane]

saved up like since like 6 patches ago for kazuha finally got him today

[queen merlin]

everywhere i go i find genshin players

[jade beacon]

bruh i cant with white tessel hutao 😭

[lime sparrow]

To* im just very lucky I got her twice in one ten pull

[plucky bane]

BRO HUH

[queen merlin]

i downloaded genshin

[plucky bane]

so when’s it my turn

[queen merlin]

today

[jade beacon]

TWICE??

[queen merlin]

did not start it up yet

[lime sparrow]

Yeah lol

[queen merlin]

how to avoid becoming a whale?

[plucky bane]

hoyo has favorites ong

[lime sparrow]

I got her weapon on her first banner for xiao

[jade beacon]

i mean keqing + hutao is great in my first 10 pulls but i want c1 hutao 😭

[lime sparrow]

He’s also c1 same thing happend with hu tao

[queen merlin]

what is c1

the highest tier or smth?

[lime sparrow]

U got the character twice pretty much

[plucky bane]

tell yourself that welkin isn’t whaling and then an iron will

[jade beacon]

duplicate characters

[queen merlin]

whose welkin

[jade beacon]

c1 is 2 duplicates, c2 is 3 dupes, it goes all the way to c6

[frigid path]

any reason why im only getting 3 eggs everyday and i have 4 chickens

[plucky bane]

literally no idea

[jade beacon]

every duplicate makes the character stronger

[lime sparrow]

I ain’t putting nothing in this soup lmao

[jade beacon]

u mightve missed the egg

[queen merlin]

ah nvm figured out what is welkin

[frigid path]

theres only been 3 everyday

[queen merlin]

does having more dupes mean better characters?

[jade beacon]

welkin mommy

[plucky bane]

maybe a it’s a baby?

[jade beacon]

yess

[queen merlin]

hmm

[frigid path]

all 4 are grown

[jade beacon]

maybe you didnt feed the other 1 or hates you

[plucky bane]

usually, not bennet c6 though, depending on who you ask

[queen merlin]

[lime sparrow]

What the truck I fixed this bridge who broke it

[jade beacon]

ive never won a 50/50 so my keqing is c4

[plucky bane]

four in a row after today

[lime sparrow]

I’ve won 10 50/50s

Or 11

[jade beacon]

[lime sparrow]

I have 12 5*s

[plucky bane]

i’ve only rolled for characters 4 times so

[jade beacon]

ive quit genshin tho, now a stardewer

[plucky bane]

55 and like three five stars i’m so sad

[lime sparrow]

Keqing and Jean are the only like standard banner characters I have I got Jean from losing 50/50 and keqing from like the standard banner so yay

[plucky bane]

stardew has the most insane grip on me these days

[lime sparrow]

Bro he’s trying to sell me a single star fruit for 3k coins

[plucky bane]

yea pierre a bitch

[lime sparrow]

George is so ugly

[jade beacon]

his character developments pretty good tho

[plucky bane]

yea i like george

[cobalt hare]

He would make a great character on smash

[hidden meadow]

well what is george gonna do about getting called ugly? stand up for himself?

[plucky bane]

????? what does this MEAN 😭

[jade beacon]

bruhh 💀

[delicate robin]

💀

Foul

[cobalt hare]

he throws his wheelchair

[hidden meadow]

so are his legs by now

[cobalt hare]

Wheel spin up into oblivion

[delicate robin]

LMAOOOO

[lime sparrow]

How do I make a huge pumpkin cause I’m growing pumpkins and I saw someone do it

[jade beacon]

RESPECT UR ELDERS BAHAHAHAH

[delicate robin]

That shouldn't be funny

[queen merlin]

weren't you going to slep?

[plucky bane]

oh my god you must have had those insults just sitting waiting to be used on that poor mf

[queen merlin]

or was that angel?

[cobalt hare]

Can't sleep I'm imagining how good George would be in smash

[plucky bane]

what’s his fair go

[queen merlin]

falcon punch

[cobalt hare]

I have a work meeting in 6 hours

[queen merlin]

good luck

[fair rampart]

Imagine grandpas bed in smash 😭

[jade beacon]

everybody i know here has jobs

[hidden meadow]

Can't sleep I'm imagining how good George would be in smash

[queen merlin]

it is already there, master hand

[jade beacon]

i want this

[queen merlin]

i don't

[plucky bane]

i thought you said his legs were rotting

[jade beacon]

woah

[plucky bane]

i don’t either

[queen merlin]

isn't everyone rotting little by little

[jade beacon]

woahhhh

[cobalt hare]

LOL

[plucky bane]

THE KIRBY????

[delicate robin]

Jail

[cobalt hare]

WAIT

[queen merlin]

kirby bed

[jade beacon]

kirby ate grandpa 😭😭

[cobalt hare]

kirby one is good btw

[delicate robin]

💀

[fair rampart]

HELP ASHFJFH

[queen merlin]

why skull?

[delicate robin]

PHAHAHAHAHHAH

[hasty pond]

(links)
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/11869?tab=description
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/11829

[cobalt hare]

omg

[jade beacon]

yall i cant with the grandpa memes 🧍‍♀️

[queen merlin]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/11818

[plucky bane]

I JUST REALIZED THEYRE PLAYING PING PONG ON HIS BED??????

[cobalt hare]

pls stop I cant bear anymore asdgsdfxhdfng

[queen merlin]

his bed can become anything and can summon george and evelyn to play ping with the opponent being the ball

[hasty pond]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/11839

[queen merlin]

still no reply on why skull

i cri myself to sleep, goodnight

[fair rampart]

this is way to funny

[delicate robin]

@queen merlin M SORRYYYY I thought it was funny💀

[jade beacon]

goodnight-

[delicate robin]

NOOOOO

[cobalt hare]

hey how rare is the sea monster

[plucky bane]

oh god not the robin gramps again

[vapid vigil]

does anyone know what is the best floor to farm cooper,iron and gold?

[hidden meadow]

very

[jade beacon]

1 in a million chance

[cobalt hare]

i just got it

[jade beacon]

depends on what resources you need

[cobalt hare]

hold on my xbox is uploading it

[jade beacon]

WHAT

[hidden meadow]

i usually go for 21, 61, 101 and reset every time

[plucky bane]

1-29 ish copper, 40-79 iron, 80+ gold, or go to ||sc||

[hasty pond]

.06% per second

[vapid vigil]

alright thanks you

[cobalt hare]

dude i almost dropped my controller trying to clip it

[jade beacon]

yall are lucky

[plucky bane]

what is a sea monster

what the heck

[queen merlin]

its too late

[jade beacon]

rare event that happens on any water pond i think

[plucky bane]

woahhh

[queen merlin]

i am already sleeping

[queen merlin]

only on beach afaik

[cobalt hare]

and what happens at the event

[plucky bane]

it do anything or it just rare?

[hidden meadow]

just rare

[queen merlin]

it will swim south

till it disappears

lul

[cobalt hare]

this is empty yeeeeeeeet

[queen merlin]

every frame or second has a chance to spawn it

[queen merlin]

adorable

[jade beacon]

got the tongue out too <3

[queen merlin]

[cobalt hare]

it wont let me send an image of it

[queen merlin]

adogable

[plucky bane]

wow the emote is adorable

[cobalt hare]

and sleeping

[jade beacon]

no puns 😡😡

[queen merlin]

just like me

[cobalt hare]

discord nitro

[queen merlin]

why?

is it because puns can be used to make strxwhats?

[jade beacon]

its so cheesy to me 🧍‍♀️

[delicate robin]

[jade beacon]

OHMYGOD

[plucky bane]

i’m.. a little slow

[queen merlin]

straw hat

[jade beacon]

stop calling me a straw

[cobalt hare]

31 is cuter and funnier than everything btw. later

[queen merlin]

ok

[queen merlin]

i am already sleeping

not because of crying myself to sleep, i have a cold and feel sleepy lol

[delicate robin]

Cries in german

[delicate robin]

OH LMAO

okok

[jade beacon]

get well soon

[queen merlin]

thanks

[delicate robin]

^^^^

[jade beacon]

[queen merlin]

[jade beacon]

👍

[delicate robin]

[queen merlin]

gus likes oranges

[jade beacon]

amon gus

[queen merlin]

[jade beacon]

thats so creepy dont

[queen merlin]

[jade beacon]

adorable

farmer chic

[lime sparrow]

Neptunes Glaive or crystal dagger

[hidden meadow]

neptunes

[jade beacon]

neptune

[lime sparrow]

Okay

Should I just like throw away the dagger

[jade beacon]

yes

[lime sparrow]

Also I found another diamond : D

Ghost fish

Is that in the community center?

[plucky bane]

yes

[jade beacon]

yep

i messed up my clay farming now im dead

[lime sparrow]

Okay cool

[lament path]

Oof

[jade beacon]

[lime sparrow]

NOO

I PASSED OUT

Such a good day to

[lament path]

Atleast Harvey gets to live

[jade beacon]

charges 1000

[lime sparrow]

67 iron ore 7 ice geodes 3 Omni geodes 2 gold ore 1 diamond 4 frozen tears and solar essence idk what the last to do

Oh and like 30 bags wings

Bats

[plucky bane]

wait what is the point of clay farming?

just to get more clay?

[lime sparrow]

And draw scroll II

[lament path]

He has afford stuff somehow, look at the price of a salad

[jade beacon]

nope, its money

[lime sparrow]

Dwarf*

[jade beacon]

speedrunners use clay farming to afford the backpack on the first day

[plucky bane]

trying to google it but it’s not giving me much info bout it

oh ic

[jade beacon]

clay farming + tea saplings are super usefull

[lime sparrow]

1000G DAMn

[lament path]

Robin needs to build two silos to be able to afford a singular salad

[vapid vigil]

also how can l get the drawf scroll I

l have been farming in mine for days and can't get it

[lament path]

Early levels in the mines

[plucky bane]

pray to yoba you get the right one or something

[vapid vigil]

ok

[jade beacon]

yoba has its favorites

[calm swift]

bruh

my dog is inside my bed

how am i going to sleep

[rapid wagon]

I think I broke something, I have 255/240 hay, and it's winter

[jade beacon]

move the bed

[plucky bane]

well shi the more the better

[calm swift]

ok thanks

[old pendant]

u on mobile? I've had that problem on mobile, not on pc but it wouldn't be surprising if it was on there too

[rapid wagon]

ye, idk what happened..also, not a problem, more like a plus

[jade beacon]

[lament path]

If a bug benefits you it's good/hj

Don't complain/another hj

[patent inlet]

How do I put bait on a fishing rod?

[hidden meadow]

You need at least a fibreglass rod

[jade beacon]

only works if you have fiberglass and iridium rod

[lament path]

Select the bait then select the rod

[patent inlet]

Oh okay

[lime sparrow]

What do I do with diamonds

I have 2

[loud goblet]

Sell one of them keep the other for the gem copier

[plucky bane]

yuh then i save em for easy gifts

[jade beacon]

crystalarium and museum

[plucky bane]

and espresso

[honest oyster]

hoi

[plucky bane]

hey

[loud goblet]

Hello

[cinder mason]

on god making moves on maru xD

also

wghats a magma geode

[plucky bane]

damn i ain’t met a maru lover on here yet

[jade beacon]

shes so underrated

[cinder mason]

frfr

[plucky bane]

nah it’s cause of her dad i swear

[cinder mason]

^

[plucky bane]

like all the other geodes but with minerals specific to it

[cinder mason]

He tries to say that you cant date her but I dont care

[jade beacon]

demetrius stinks

[cinder mason]

How do I open it

[plucky bane]

robin could do so much better (marry me)

[plucky bane]

take it to clint

[cinder mason]

HhaHAHAHAHAAH

[jade beacon]

he made sebby live in the basement

[loud goblet]

Geode opener

[cinder mason]

oke

[loud goblet]

DO NOT

[cinder mason]

#sebbyluv

[jade beacon]

sebby is such a badass

[plucky bane]

sebastian has taken the hearts of so many lesbians

[cinder mason]

why? doesnt it say take it to a blacksmith

[cinder mason]

yes

[loud goblet]

YES but theres also a geode opener you can get if you do a quest for him

From the board

[cinder mason]

oke

[plucky bane]

me having never received or used a geode opener in my LIFE realizing something is wrong

[jade beacon]

geode opener takes so long (for me)

[loud goblet]

ITS REAL but you gotta use a coal

[jade beacon]

CLUNT 😡😡

[loud goblet]

It's better than losing money to clunt

[plucky bane]

it’s the censoring for me

[jade beacon]

yes but that just means i hsve to buy coal from him

[loud goblet]

Or mine for it

[plucky bane]

no bc why is coal so hard to get im dying out here

[loud goblet]

I-

[calm sandal]

its not hard

[plucky bane]

NO IT IS SO HARD IM ALWAYS OUT OF COAL

[loud goblet]

HAVE YOU NEVER CHECKED THE MINECARTS IN THE CAVE

[calm sandal]

u just need to wear burglar ring and kill every single of

[delicate robin]

[plucky bane]

i have like 500 iron and copper each constantly but COAL IS NONEXISTENT

[plucky bane]

YES THAT SHI ALL EMPTY

[lime sparrow]

Tiller or rancher

[cinder mason]

u can turn wood into coal

[jade beacon]

MINE TOO

[loud goblet]

AIN'T NO WAY

[plucky bane]

bro istg sc hates me it never restocks

[loud goblet]

YOU MUST HAVE BAD LUCK OR SUM

[plucky bane]

tiller i think

[lime sparrow]

Okay thanks

[jade beacon]

tillerrr

[plucky bane]

ONG ITS THE HIGHEST LUCK

[lapis oak]

But that’s the thing… you also need way top much wood too

[cinder mason]

make a wood farm

[plucky bane]

yea and i can never have too much wood

[jade beacon]

ive deforested the entire valley

[cinder mason]

like if u are desperate for coal

[lime sparrow]

10k off melons 620 from mining amd 696 from other

[plucky bane]

kegs are so expensive for no good reason

[lime sparrow]

Hehe 69

[cinder mason]

its better then nothing

[lapis oak]

Buy coal from clint

[jade beacon]

IKR.

IF ONLY CLINT SELLS BARS.

[lapis oak]

They make so much money tho

[plucky bane]

but it’s clint… 😭 the dilemmas

[lapis oak]

But you need coal right?

[jade beacon]

ya can't make money if ya dont have the resources

[plucky bane]

[lapis oak]

Wait what

That’s an emote on this server

[loud goblet]

ALSO LIKE HOW EVERYWHERE I MINE IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THE SECOND ROCK OR THE FIRST I GET COAL

[lapis oak]

I never knew

[plucky bane]

it’s amazing i love it

[lapis oak]

Shees there’s new emotes!!!!

[frigid path]

can i bring fish to the farmers market event

[plucky bane]

the what?

[lapis oak]

Yea

The stardew valley fair right?

[frigid path]

idk i think so, its in fall

[plucky bane]

ohh okay

put pumpkin in keg

[jade beacon]

melon wine is a great money maker

[lapis oak]

I’m typing too slowly

[queen merlin]

farm dust sprites

[plucky bane]

im trying my best

i only get like 30 and it’s all gone so fast

[jade beacon]

u're doing good

[queen merlin]

do you have burglars ring or monster musk?

farming level 8

[plucky bane]

oh yea i tried doing that musk thing but i still couldn’t find that damn jelly

[queen merlin]

made with wood, oak resin, copper and iron bar i believe..... and a little bit of love

[plucky bane]

hmm i think it’s a recipe you get from leveling farming?

ruhi types fast

[cinder mason]

Anyone have any tips for mining? i keep dying from those flying things

[queen merlin]

did you continuously reload floor 5

[lapis oak]

Why no fishing?

[cinder mason]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FISH

I love fishing xD its free money

[queen merlin]

which floor are you in?

[plucky bane]

oh.. i was doing 5-10 but it was kinda slow fs

[jade beacon]

lovee

[vague bane]

I hate the Joja route so much

[jade beacon]

arent u supposed to sleep??

[queen merlin]

best way to do it is to either find an infested floor and keep reloading it or reloading floor 5

[cinder mason]

buy a fiberglass rod and then get the best rod, iridium (I think I mispelt that) and fish

[vague bane]

by using your rod..?

[plush geyser]

atleast shane and sam has a job

[plucky bane]

[queen merlin]

no, i woke up 5 hours ago lmao

[plucky bane]

icic noted

[vague bane]

...I suppose.. and there's the almost free auto petter

[jade beacon]

you just said u were about to sleep 🧍‍♀️

[vague bane]

you need to get better rods and bait

[plush geyser]

ohhh

[queen merlin]

for infested floor you can use mouseypounds predictor if you want/ can use it

[cinder mason]

Uhh I am trying to get the 20 ;-; I keep dying or having to run away

[queen merlin]

i say a lot of things

[plucky bane]

liar!

[jade beacon]

strxwhat 😒

[queen merlin]

doesn't floor 20 have a better sword?

[queen merlin]

strxwman

[cinder mason]

I having got to it

[vague bane]

My floor 20 gave me a glow ring

[cinder mason]

havent*

[queen merlin]

heh?

[vague bane]

[jade beacon]

im a woman

[queen merlin]

fo you have the mine thingy?

[queen merlin]

but the pun was on strawman 😭

[plucky bane]

a new sword for you to do 2 dmg instead of 1

[cinder mason]

what mine thingy?

the elevator to level 20? No

[jade beacon]

puns 😡😡

[queen merlin]

was directed at snow, the mixed mine reward thing enabled

[vague bane]

ya xD remixed

[queen merlin]

do one thing, you can get a better sword from adventurer's guild

[vague bane]

...every chest kept giving me weapons .. no shoes so defense was

[plucky bane]

anyway early mines are brutal and honestly i’d just buy a better sword

[queen merlin]

or get some food to eat for when your health goes down

[cinder mason]

The wooden one? I have it.

[queen merlin]

why do you hate puns?

[vague bane]

just run away from all monsters and keep going down ladders ..

I reached level 90 with combat level 3

[jade beacon]

bcoz dad jokes

[vague bane]

I'm a chicken in the mines

[queen merlin]

puns are not dad jokes

they are mom jokes when i make them

[jade beacon]

[vague bane]

LOL

[queen merlin]

also because they are just not dad jokes in the first place 💀

[vague bane]

puns are puns

[queen merlin]

[jade beacon]

i knowowowwoww

my dad used to make horrible puns so now i genuinely believe that puns are dad jokes

[queen merlin]

he was very punny

[jade beacon]

OMG STOPP

[plucky bane]

[vague bane]

LMAO

[jade beacon]

HE WAKES ME UP EVERYTIME HE THOUGHT OF A PUNNN

[vague bane]

who said they're mutually exclusive hahahahaha

[queen merlin]

lmfaooo

kinda cute but annoying

[cinder mason]

what is some easy good food?

that gives decent stuff

[undone blaze]

Salads from the saloon

[queen merlin]

salmonberries if you are on spring 14-18 or smth like that

[jade beacon]

salad and gold quality cheese

[queen merlin]

hello wonder

[undone blaze]

Hi ruhi

[queen merlin]

i am making strxw suffer with my punny funs

[south scroll]

Sashimi using crabpots fish

[undone blaze]

Sounds punny

[plucky bane]

wow..

[jade beacon]

DUDEE WHYY

[queen merlin]

every time i read sashimi i think of samsung for some reason

[plush geyser]

samsung fish

[queen merlin]

samshimi

[plush geyser]

samsushimi

[jade beacon]

I turned my ||crimsonfish into a sashimi||

[queen merlin]

whyyyy

[lime sparrow]

Where can I get gold

[jade beacon]

[plush geyser]

me just with blob

[queen merlin]

floors 81-120 of the mines

[lime sparrow]

Ok only like 10+ more levels

[queen merlin]

good luck

[merry echo]

shheshh im lvl 20 ..

[jade beacon]

goodluckkk

[lime sparrow]

Thank you guys

[plucky bane]

me when i turn demetrius’s pufferfish i bought from the merchant to fertilizer and when i eat gus’s birthday orange right in front of him

[merry echo]

woohoo good luck!

[queen merlin]

rood

[lime sparrow]

Is the master slingshot good

[vague bane]

only if you know how to use it well

[plucky bane]

i actually ate that damn orange twice

[vague bane]

I think all slingshots are kinda whacky

[jade beacon]

you dont like gus? 😭😭

[plucky bane]

and then i missed his birthday because it was too late

[jade beacon]

not until you learned animation cancelling, a literal gun.

[vague bane]

ah I dont know how to animation cancel on switch

so I just leave that thing alone..in a chest

[plucky bane]

i was literally trying to give it to him and then controls said no you get to eat it and i was spamming okay cause it was late and i wanted to make it home

[dense cliff]

sashimi is the easiest one

[cinder mason]

I am just gonna use salad from the bar XD

[rapid wagon]

I tried to go to the christmas festival, but pam stole the gift I was planning on using. Has this ever happened to anyone else?

[vague bane]

salad from the bar cost 220

[dense cliff]

lazy ppl

[plucky bane]

she stole..?

[vague bane]

common mushroom from your cave is free

[vague bane]

uh ..nope

[rapid wagon]

I was walking with it in my hand on accident

[plucky bane]

LMAO

[jade beacon]

she didnt steal it u accidentally gifted it 😭😭

[vague bane]

you went like this

[plucky bane]

this is actually so funny

[lapis oak]

That has happened before to like everyone

[dense cliff]

better than gifting Linus a prismatic shard

[lapis oak]

But he loves it?

[plucky bane]

maybe linus deserves the best

[tight quarry]

Linus deserves it bro

[jade beacon]

thats funny

[tight quarry]

He can sell it and buy a new tent

[dense cliff]

my man ate it happily

[tight quarry]

That people won’t bombard with rocks

[dense cliff]

yep no cap

[jade beacon]

i accidentally gave haley my primatic shard

[undone blaze]

I was walking to sebs house and abigail stole the gift for sebby i accidentally clicked on abigail and she ate my frozen tear for sebby

[vague bane]

I've only accidentally ate the gift infront of the intended receiver..

[jade beacon]

NOM NOM NOM

[dense cliff]

she's pretty at least

[tight quarry]

Nam nam nam

[jade beacon]

she hates it :(

[dense cliff]

oh yeah lmaoo

[tight quarry]

She hates everything

[queen merlin]

she loves me

[tight quarry]

A bit of a spoiled girl

[outer sequoia]

nice

[tight quarry]

She insulted me once bro😔

[jade beacon]

no me

[vague bane]

she insults everyone

[plucky bane]

at first i didn’t believe the word peckish meant hungry because no way abigail was gonna eat a quartz.. right?

[queen merlin]

no me

[tight quarry]

I know

[jade beacon]

OUR wife.

[queen merlin]

she will eat diamonds too

[queen merlin]

okie

communist haley

[jade beacon]

!haley

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948391711284019251/953848087288365076/IMG_20220316_224614_9.jpg

[plucky bane]

bro what is that teeth made out of

[undone blaze]

And my frozen tears

[jade beacon]

rocks

[queen merlin]

should not have put your tears in the freezer

[vague bane]

Maybe she has a cauldron like her dad..?

[queen merlin]

[plucky bane]

oh of course what else could it be

[undone blaze]

Diamond encrusted platinum teeth

[dense cliff]

I don't know why I married her but she's not that bad when you get to know her

[jade beacon]

true

[plucky bane]

she is literally so nice after

[cinder mason]

OH SNAP I JUST GOT SNEAKERS FROM THE CAVES XD

[wind hearth]

shes so toxic at first tho

[queen merlin]

because she is adorable

[jade beacon]

all you newbies are sad you didnt get to date the hottest in the valley

[plucky bane]

unlike a certain alcoholic…

[vague bane]

...The hottest is Sebby

[undone blaze]

I'm gay so it never even crossed my mind

[queen merlin]

says person with new person leaf

[vague bane]

[outer sequoia]

didnt notice the ring for a bit

[queen merlin]

i wanna date

[jade beacon]

IM NOT NOOB I HAVE DEM 1000 HOURS

[undone blaze]

Based

[vague bane]

I want to date Lance

[wind hearth]

[vague bane]

[queen merlin]

i want to date the whole town and then divorce everyone

[undone blaze]

Sve moment

[dense cliff]

yeah thats why we teach her how to be nice and then marry her and then get divorced to feel better and give her a lesson

[plucky bane]

do it

[jade beacon]

i want to date haley

[plucky bane]

gah damn

[vague bane]

...when I can afford a PC, sure

[queen merlin]

areb't yoy already doing it?

[jade beacon]

hot girl shit:

[queen merlin]

maybe i should sleep.... also yes i know i am hot thanks

[wind hearth]

[jade beacon]

made a new save file with a mod that makes bachellorette/bachelor's dialogue more romantic

[queen merlin]

ah okie nice

[vague bane]

it sounds like there are thousands of mods..

[jade beacon]

she called me a hot farmer chic sheeeeesh

[vague bane]

do you have to pay a fee when you download it from nexus?

[cinder mason]

damn I just found my first artifact

[jade beacon]

lol no

[plucky bane]

if you can think it, it probably exists

[dense cliff]

and then you see this and rethink your life choices and go to marry her again
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/12856

[queen merlin]

grandpa and wizard.... were roommates

[vague bane]

oohh so it's all free..but won't you worry about your game crashing or something ?

[queen merlin]

oh my god they were roommates

sleeping on the same bed every night

[cinder mason]

YES I REACHED LVEL 20!!

[queen merlin]

and best friend kisses

[vague bane]

congrats

[plucky bane]

not unless you install it wrong or have mods that conflict with each other no

[somber rain]

depends on the other mods you have, make a backup just in case

[queen merlin]

k i disappears now, also congrats opEddy

[jade beacon]

sleep well

[vague bane]

....conflict with each other .......how

[plucky bane]

ehh it’ll tell you in the description usually

[vague bane]

okie, I'll do that..when I get a PC

[queen merlin]

i am more than likely not sleeping but going to write down some gay shit somewhere but bye

[vague bane]

oohh..like this mod won't work with xxx mod or something ?

[jade beacon]

share

[queen merlin]

nu

[jade beacon]

sharing is caring

[vague bane]

interesting

[jade beacon]

share me the gay shit

[plucky bane]

but for sv mods likely if something goes wrong just delete the mod folder and it should be okay and as long as you don’t save a day when something is wrong

[vague bane]

bye ruhi

[vague bane]

[plucky bane]

yup

[vague bane]

sounds complicated.. but I rly want to play SVE some day

[jade beacon]

make sure to check the requirements before downloading a mod

[vague bane]

it just ..looks so good

[plucky bane]

it’s great i’m never going back

[vague bane]

I know..so much new characters...so much lore ..I'm envious

[jade beacon]

i married olivia, that means viktor is my son

[vague bane]

duly noted

[plucky bane]

oh yea.. sve required downloads are insane

[vague bane]

...how so ;-;

[queen merlin]

by gay shit i mean me yearing lol

[plucky bane]

but sv is by far the easiest game i’ve ever modded, just click, drag, and drop so don’t sweat it

[vague bane]

honestly there's a sale rn on Steam..but my laptop can't download Steam or it'll crash..should I like register an account and buy the game anyways? so I can download it in the future when I get a PC..?

[plucky bane]

yuh i would

[queen merlin]

its not complicated, more overwhelming if you have never mooded ig

*modded

[delicate robin]

[plucky bane]

also damn how old is that laptop..?

[jade beacon]

yess

[vague bane]

okie I'll go get it..cause its cheap rn weee

[honest oyster]

im so excited to try SVE once my pc comes

[queen merlin]

hope you both like it

[jade beacon]

dont play it on the laptop tho, wait until you get a better one

[vague bane]

...its like uhm..5 years + ?

[queen merlin]

also hi tara

[honest oyster]

hi ruhi bestie

[plucky bane]

ah..

[queen merlin]

it should run it ig i think

[plucky bane]

well cloud save should make it so it doesn’t matter？

[vague bane]

but like..4GB RAM..I used to have Steam..but it would take..away 2 GB RAM, and I couldn't even play Among Us Proximity chat cause my laptop would freeze..

[plucky bane]

it cant even download steam idek what to say

[queen merlin]

hru

[jade beacon]

idk, laptop might break

[honest oyster]

do u know your specs

[queen merlin]

welp :p

[plucky bane]

true

[vague bane]

Read pls, sob

[honest oyster]

yeah 4gb is like, not nearly enough

[plucky bane]

4gb ram.. i forget that that’s an option

[jade beacon]

well as long as your steam acc downloaded it, it's fine

[honest oyster]

16gb minimum is a good base if its for games

[queen merlin]

yeah as long as your account can buy it

[honest oyster]

8gb for anything less than gaming

[vague bane]

...16GB

[spring bison]

Hoe

Do the hoe

[vague bane]

[queen merlin]

8 gb is good enough for gaming

[queen merlin]

tf

[vague bane]

yeah..I thought 8GB was good enough for SVE

[spring bison]

Upgrade the Hoe first

[honest oyster]

for sve sure but depends on if u ever plan on paying other games

[vague bane]

like..I cant get 16GB..thats going to have to wait...for such a long time...LOL

[plucky bane]

16 should cover literally every game and more, 8 is good still

[honest oyster]

no point in upgrading JUST for sve

[queen merlin]

are you in the wrong chat ble

[vague bane]

...cough

[spring bison]

No, I am not.

[queen merlin]

or wrong tag?

[spring bison]

It's literally the name of the tool

[vague bane]

Ble stop using hoes, you'll go broke

[spring bison]

The hoe

[plucky bane]

pick

[queen merlin]

you tagged the wrong message

[spring bison]

Or axe

[queen merlin]

when saying hoe

[loud goblet]

I want to sleep but I can't sleep

[spring bison]

Tagged, Replied. Oops.

[honest oyster]

gpu prices are going down rapidly rn cause of crypto collapse so things are getting cheaper

[queen merlin]

tbh 8 gb works

[plucky bane]

and thank god i’ve been trying to get msrp 3080 for eons

[queen merlin]

unless you are playing triple a games

[vague bane]

I'm in a third world country that the mass majority doesn't know what crypto is xD

[plucky bane]

i’d say 8gb is still usually enough for triple a

[queen merlin]

that too latest ones

[spring bison]

16 GB isn't gonna cut for FNAF: security breach

[queen merlin]

yes, only the extremely latest ones would need 16

or if you are playing competitively

at least for laptops, pc is another matter

[vague bane]

I'll get a 8 GB one.. in .. a year or two

IF I don't get Masters..

[queen merlin]

good luck ig

[honest oyster]

even just get anotegr 4gb

then youll have 8 total

[vague bane]

...IF I undergo Masters...well then ..

[queen merlin]

if your laptop has two ram slots, then you can do what tara said

[vague bane]

[jade beacon]

[queen merlin]

get a 4 gb ram stick

[vague bane]

no..My laptop can't.. insert ram slots

[plucky bane]

too bad it’s not a pc i will literally mail you ram sticks like i have some just sitting around 💀

[vague bane]

there's no slot

LOL

[plucky bane]

yea unfortunate

[queen merlin]

oh

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/egyptian-cat-cat-mad-cat-gif-19413868

[vague bane]

it is what it is, I just got it to ..study..and work on assignments..so the most basic..specs

[queen merlin]

i mean you should still be able to get the 4 gb one removed for a 8 gb one i think but will need other stuff too

[honest oyster]

habibi cat

[plucky bane]

i don’t fw laptops but yea could be doable

[cinder mason]

For those who gave me some advice for mining... I made it 10 levels more then I wanted to beguine with so thanks xD

[queen merlin]

nice

[loud goblet]

Did you get coal

[queen merlin]

floor 30-40 is hell, good luck lmao

[jade beacon]

I HATE THAT THING.

[loud goblet]

Did you get coal

[honest oyster]

i got a €700 laptop and it cant run valorant (which requires very little power) and discord at the same time so yeah some laptops can be pretty difficult

[vague bane]

honestly..I'm worried about getting a PC because I don't know where my future will be in ..moving PCs sounds..scary

[jade beacon]

i swear if they had a spiral level

[loud goblet]

Darkness killed me

[queen merlin]

for coal mining, killing by constantly reloading floors 45,55 and 65 once and then exiting through ladder and repeating is best option

[plucky bane]

took a look at amazon, 8gb ram for laptop’s around 30 bucks

[vague bane]

Floor 30 - 40 is so dark.. Night blindness

[loud goblet]

Very

[honest oyster]

as long as packing is in the case to stop components from moving or snapping, it would be all good

[cinder mason]

whats this now? I just got to 30

[jade beacon]

ur lucky if you got a glow ring

[calm sandal]

u can harvest iron while killing too

[queen merlin]

the floors are extremely dark

[cinder mason]

oh are the monsters hard?

[vague bane]

it doesn't help much honestly I was still very blind hahahahah

[jade beacon]

and the monster is so tanky and sounds annoying when hitting.

[plucky bane]

yea.. from the laptop shopping i’ve done it seems that a laptop with a decent gpu still gonna cost bout 1k

[queen merlin]

depending on your method of farming sprites, if you keep reloading 45,55 and 65 then will have to go down a ladder because iron does not spawn on those floors

[calm sandal]

i d go down the ladder then switch to other elevator floor

[vague bane]

I'm just worried that I might get a work opportunity in another country..and then I won't be able to bring my PC with me or something of the sorts..

[queen merlin]

ah

i keep reloading, kill any sprites, and if there is a ladder i will go down

otherwise elevator or exit mines to reload all floors

[vague bane]

because..I'm trying to get a job in Singapore.. even though I'm not Singaporean

[calm sandal]

in case the spawn the ladder, i ll just continue down

[plucky bane]

the 30 levels were so dark i spent so long mining only to realize i was out of rocks and i had to find the ladder in pitch blackness

[queen merlin]

yeah same

[queen merlin]

yeah that's the fucking worst

[queen merlin]

good luck ig

[vague bane]

you probably walked away from a staircase xD

[calm sandal]

job in singapore is very serious

[vague bane]

tyty

[calm sandal]

just like japan

[vague bane]

yeah...but the $$ is worth it

[calm sandal]

yuph

[spring bison]

Getting fired in Japan sucks

[plucky bane]

ah i don’t hear good things about commutes in japan

[calm sandal]

both countries are workholic

[vague bane]

working a year in SG will be like working 3 years in my own country lol

[spring bison]

I dislike my country on economy and money

[delicate robin]

YO go for it and good luck!!

[lime sparrow]

Guys should I spend 10k g for the bundle thing cause I have 10.4k

[queen merlin]

do you have crops or something growing?

[plucky bane]

uhh maybe save that to spend on ways to make more money

[calm sandal]

also, i think the recent culprit of japan prime minister shooting was unemployeed who got fired.

[lime sparrow]

Yes pumpkins

50 to be exact

[queen merlin]

yeah then do it imo

[lime sparrow]

And 20 summer seeds

[queen merlin]

wait how

[lime sparrow]

Museum

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-gif-23674110

[lime sparrow]

Or the bundle

[queen merlin]

how do you have summer seeds and pumpkins growing simultaneously?

[lime sparrow]

Wait

Melons

[delicate robin]

witchcraft

[queen merlin]

ah okie then yeah do it

[lime sparrow]

The pink thing

Also yay lightning rod

[queen merlin]

i am a witch but i was not informed of this withcraftery

[plucky bane]

LMAO why’d you add the “ery” like you combined witchcraft and sorcery

hold up i thought you went to bed

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yawn-gif-25350794

[honest oyster]

toasty paw boi

[delicate robin]

A witch?

LETS GOOOOOO

[queen merlin]

sus emote

[queen merlin]

no

[shadow sierra]

cauliflower or potatoes, i just started a new save

[delicate robin]

[plucky bane]

well. that’s horrifying

[queen merlin]

if on spirng 1, plant all parsnips then use that money for potatoes

then use that money for strawberries

[next gyro]

good morninggg

[honest oyster]

cauliflower is a good source of health and energy for early game IMO but potatoes can produce more than 1 per crop

[visual quail]

Aww the snow is cold what a smart kitty

[queen merlin]

good morning

[shadow sierra]

i named myself [74] and got 4000 on the first day

[next gyro]

i am so new to this game but i downloaded witchy assets :3

[queen merlin]

oh

[shadow sierra]

for money

[queen merlin]

nice nice, have fun

[vague bane]

oh

[honest oyster]

then potatoes

[vague bane]

potatoes 🥔

[shadow sierra]

ok ty

[queen merlin]

cauliflower is best for money iirc

[honest oyster]

spuds

[queen merlin]

brb

[shadow sierra]

wait

im mixed

[vague bane]

potatoes then buy strawberries

[honest oyster]

^

[shadow sierra]

ok

[vague bane]

[queen merlin]

nvm its potatoes

[shadow sierra]

thank

[queen merlin]

if you keep planting them at every oppotunity

[vague bane]

youre obligated to water them for 13 days straight though

[honest oyster]

strawberries are best so save seeds for next year if u can

[spring bison]

I got an advertisement in youtube about life insurance and I immediately thought of Money Insurance Scam

[shadow sierra]

lol

[vague bane]

no upgrading water can allowed..unless it rains 2 days straight

[queen merlin]

the farmer does not need life insurance, they can raw pufferfish whole in one bite

[queen merlin]

1 day, give it for upgrade the day before it rains

[shadow sierra]

ima build a coop and cheat my way to iridium sprinklers

[spring bison]

Are you on mobile?

[shadow sierra]

ye

[vague bane]

ahh right..that too @-@

[spring bison]

sadge

[queen merlin]

if its supposed to rain on 14th, you can give it on 13th after watering everything, then you will get it back on 15th

without missing a single watering day

[simple grove]

in multiplayer ||does every player have to do the mysterious qi quest to unlock casino, or just one||

[shadow sierra]

ea

[plucky bane]

every player iirc

[shadow sierra]

all i think

[honest oyster]

everyone iirc but not sure

[queen merlin]

i am guessing would be blocked for those who didn't complete it

[honest oyster]

yeah

[vague bane]

yall have friends to multiplay-

[honest oyster]

i play with my gf

i dont have friends

only ruhi

[queen merlin]

😭

[shadow sierra]

ppl playing the game legit telling me to plant parsnips and save up money when i named myself [74]

[vague bane]

ruhi is your gf?

[plucky bane]

i’m left with one friend to play sv because everyone else got sick of fishing

[queen merlin]

ahahaha no

[honest oyster]

no nooo

[vague bane]

okay I misunderstood, sorrryyy

[honest oyster]

hahaha nah its all good i see the confusion

[vague bane]

[shadow sierra]

none of my friends play sv

[blazing python]

sup nerds

[shadow sierra]

drink soup

[blazing python]

and dweebs ofc. it is I zerok

hello I want to

[vague bane]

none of my friends have a switch irl..

[shadow sierra]

you forgot [74]

[spring bison]

Zerok do you have a sword?

[vague bane]

[blazing python]

hello I want to you forgot [74]

[queen merlin]

same

[shadow sierra]

sem

[plucky bane]

i wish 1.5 was in switch then i’d get it

[queen merlin]

how long did you sleep rock

[shadow sierra]

+1 Prismatic Shard

[vague bane]

...1.5 is in switch

[plucky bane]

BRO HUH

[blazing python]

not a problem to me because I dont have irl friend :D

[queen merlin]

only mobile is on 1.4

[plucky bane]

i thought it was the same version as mobile Zlmaoo

[vague bane]

nopess

[plucky bane]

okay shit there we go guess i’m getting it

[vague bane]

[queen merlin]

also ps vita is on 1.1 or smth iirc but we don't talk about the vita

[plucky bane]

LMAO

[blazing python]

LOOLL

[plucky bane]

once one person on my friend group got a switch it was like dominoes it was crazy

everyone wanted to play smash until one person was rolling everybody and then we all stopped

[timber patrol]

We don’t talk about vita, no no no

[vague bane]

no, that's Bruno

[timber patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/silenzio-bruno-no-encanto-gif-24055212

[shadow sierra]

parody

[vague bane]

[plucky bane]

LOL

[shadow sierra]

xd

[queen merlin]

in all the chaos i forgot to reply with

[vague bane]

... nikocado is just..sad

[lament path]

That's why he was replaced, we don't talk about him

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-resisting-urge-mario-judah-discord-gif-23317319

[queen merlin]

replaced by whom raine

by the crabpot..... or by you???????

[lament path]

The new lyrics says we can talk about them either

[queen merlin]

interesting

the lyrics i am listening to are in japanese so cannot understand

[timber patrol]

Show me the way

[spring bison]

Chat, Level 5. Be happy it's 5.

[queen merlin]

no

[lament path]

Relatable

[queen merlin]

i am now level 301

[lament path]

No, if u wanna rank them never get satisfied by the amount you talk/hj

[vague bane]

honestly i want to play multiplayer and find friends or whatnot in #multiplayer-lfg-old but then again.....what if I'm just weird and I scare them away in game

[lament path]

Ruhi is speed

[queen merlin]

😭 😭

[queen merlin]

i mean that's why you talk to people a bit before agreeing to start a save with them ig

[lament path]

Girl ik you can't touch grass but touch the pavement

[vague bane]

this recurring thought leads me back to square 1: play alone

[queen merlin]

😭 😭

i have a cold

[shadow sierra]

grass = acid

[spring bison]

Atleast you're not alone in your room

[queen merlin]

also need to touch the roads for a week soon

[spring bison]

There's probably someone else in the room

[shadow sierra]

me

[lament path]

Good

[queen merlin]

i should go complete the anime i was watching

[vague bane]

I know I know..but...its so hard to gauge xD like ...everyone's chill when they're chit chatting here...but..in game........ min maxers..go brr

[timber patrol]

How could you be weird in game? Maybe if you let them do the work and go harvest their crops

[delicate robin]

All good XD

[queen merlin]

i mean can talk about playstyle as well ig

[queen merlin]

[lament path]

I've been had that one, try to find someone who have more of a casual playstyle

[vague bane]

mmm no no that's just wrong, weird in game..probably.. no I'm just overthinking I think, I'm just anxious what if my way of doing things is wrong etc etc etc

[queen merlin]

i will say i play casually

then somehow be on floor 120 of the mines on spring 17

also 250 strawberries i want to half restart that save

[lament path]

I met someone in class that plays stardew but they stopped talking to me after I said I don't like clayfarming

[vague bane]

My social anxiety 🙃 and I haven't even tried to find friends LOL

[vague bane]

....I dont like clay farming either

[queen merlin]

bruhhhhh

😭 😭

[winter flume]

wild

[queen merlin]

welcome

[hollow anvil]

you are my friend now

[shadow sierra]

none of my friends have parents to buy them stardew

[lament path]

Welcome breadstick

[shadow sierra]

i also dont

[winter flume]

thank 😌

[vague bane]

that's so scary.

[queen merlin]

average women enjoyer meet another average women enjoyer

me

[vague bane]

welcome bread

[queen merlin]

[shadow sierra]

i enjoy big black men

[winter flume]

slay

[vague bane]

[queen merlin]

so tru

i now disappear because sleepy

[vague bane]

nite ruhi

[shadow sierra]

haha slep

[winter flume]

as you should

self care!!

[lament path]

Goodnight ruhi

[queen merlin]

i am just gonna take a small nap

[shadow sierra]

good morning ruhi

[lament path]

Sweet nightmares

[queen merlin]

of a million hours

[winter flume]

it's 6 in the morning for me 😔

[shadow sierra]

its 4 pm for me

[vague bane]

oof it's 6 in the evening

[queen merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-kayatha-gaming-hit-gif-17343751

[lament path]

Eyyyy opposite timezones

[winter flume]

i love bonking people