stardew-valley

[cobalt hare]

Wait

[cinder carbon]

Step 1: get trash hat

[cobalt hare]

Antifa, I just read your name

Anti farm? Is that your farm name or how you got your name

[cinder carbon]

I don't like farming

[cobalt hare]

Fuck my farm name's not original then

[gaunt gale]

making money in big amounts, most of that has been my pc being on while I sleep tho

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare it was to you and that's all that matters

[cobalt hare]

I guess so

[teal cloak]

yall rockin w grandmas that listen to Kendrick?

[cobalt hare]

What

[cinder carbon]

I date grandmas who listen to Kendrick

[teal cloak]

Got sum in common then comrade

[cobalt hare]

I don't date anybody cause I got no bitches

[gaunt gale]

ofc ofc

[teal cloak]

L + Didn't ask

[cobalt hare]

Why was that so random doe

[teal cloak]

I saw a clip on yt and had to ask ;)

[cobalt hare]

Like if it was something like "do ya'll date blonde girls" sure reasonable

But grandmas that listen to kendrick

That's hella specific

[teal cloak]

Yes

No

Kendrick is GOAT who tf doesnt listen 2 him

[cobalt hare]

Who tf is kendrick 💀

[teal cloak]

Go to sleep

[cobalt hare]

Why

[cinder carbon]

Yo get your ass to the library right pronto and check out some Kendrick CDs

[teal cloak]

Because you'll maybe get ur knowledge back then

Antifa

[cobalt hare]

I have never heard of them fr

[teal cloak]

Im prob going to his concert in Stockholm ahhhhhhh

[teal cloak]

him

[cobalt hare]

Him

[lost thistle]

hi

[teal cloak]

hello

[cobalt hare]

Hi

[lost thistle]

i wish i could play stardew valley but i have limited time on my hands at this moment

[charred palm]

Same

[visual umbra]

Bro is that the guy who boood a girl off stage cuz she said the n word?

[charred palm]

The game isn't going anywhere anyways

So all good

[lost thistle]

its a fun game

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[lost thistle]

i can play after i play tennis today

[cobalt hare]

It's fun

And addicting

[lost thistle]

i wonder what it is like to have a solo farm

both my farms have been with my friend and cousin

we got to year 3 on both

[visual umbra]

Damn.

[lost thistle]

?

[visual umbra]

In a solo farm.

[lost thistle]

!?

[visual umbra]

Basically you play alone.

[lost thistle]

It sounds fun

[visual umbra]

And with noone else.

[cobalt hare]

I've never played with other people

[lost thistle]

I can make my farm how i want to

[cobalt hare]

Everybody requires 18+, vc or not being a completr noob

[visual umbra]

Yeah me too I need PS plus for that.

[lost thistle]

i am on pc

peecee

[muted remnant]

Literally it’s so annoying

[cobalt hare]

Wait is stardew valley crossstore

Like can a guy from gog play with steam

[cinder carbon]

Yum

[charred palm]

Ohh I love tennis , I play basketball tho

[muted remnant]

Well it’s not cross platform and I doubt it’s cross store

[cobalt hare]

"How did you know I was hungry?"

[visual umbra]

Yeah imagine people don't want to play with squeaks who will quit as soon as they meet a love interest.

[charred palm]

It's not cross store

[cobalt hare]

Sad

Nobody here owns gog

[lost thistle]

i play both

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare lol

[charred palm]

The prices are different in each store too.

[lost thistle]

i am a rising hooper 🏀

[cobalt hare]

Main reason I bought gog

[lost thistle]

thats why i dont have time for games anymore

[charred palm]

What's gog ?

[cobalt hare]

Cheaper

[cobalt hare]

Steam but cheap

[charred palm]

Ohh I feel you now

[lost thistle]

these mods are soooo cool

[teal cloak]

I forgot to buy stardew on g2a :(

[lost thistle]

who is thge best character to be friends with

i think shane

thats the only person i've become friends with

[steady flare]

All of them

[lost thistle]

but on my solo farm i'm gonna become friends with the wizard he's cool\

[frozen pilot]

Egg

[lost thistle]

who is birdie

[cinder carbon]

Oh wait

[lost thistle]

is it a mod

[cinder carbon]

Forgot where I was

Nm

[stable crypt]

😮

[visual quail]

it's very post cc :b

[cobalt hare]

time to restart save and clean my entire farm

[lost thistle]

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Why ya doin that!

[cobalt hare]

cause I realised that riverland is so tiny

can't have a lot of farmspace

[lost thistle]

i like riverland farm

[cobalt hare]

same

[lost thistle]

it was my first farm

[cobalt hare]

it's so pretty

[cobalt hare]

same but I realised

how am I gonna live

[lost thistle]

but i've only had like 2 farms

[dull brook]

They need to chill, even the major purpose of this game is that

[cobalt hare]

I know but not meeting thosse standards means I can't have a multiplayer farm

also because nobody here owns gog

[visual quail]

I think you can play with people on steam with gog

[dull brook]

Most of the people use steam

[cinder carbon]

It's store specific? Can't you just host a save and give a code?

[dull brook]

yes you can try that

[cobalt hare]

you can?

somebody here said no

[lost thistle]

idk if i want beach farm or river farm gahhh

[visual quail]

Google says yes

[lost thistle]

both my farms have been those two

[visual quail]

but I haven't tried it

[dull brook]

Do you guys want to play multiplayer sometime?

[cinder carbon]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Multiplayer

[cobalt hare]

maybe but I am a complete noob

[dull brook]

me2

[cinder carbon]

Via GOG Galaxy or Steam: an invite code appears in the in-game options, which other players can type into the join screen to connect if they also have GOG Galaxy or Steam.

[dull brook]

We can find noobs like us or chill people who accepts us

[lost thistle]

i've been playing since august 2020 but i've only had 2 farms and i suck at the game

so i consider myself a noob

[cobalt hare]

good

[dull brook]

Also what is wrong with being a noob

[cobalt hare]

I mess up stuff

wait how do I install mods into stardew valley

[dull brook]

People can teach each other

[cobalt hare]

my pc froze

ok nvm it's back

[grim gazelle]

So potted flowers don't affect honey type production? It has to be a planted flower?

[cinder carbon]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Bee_House

[lost thistle]

i really like cheese'

the river farm is so nice with these mods

i think i'll pick it since my multiplayer world already has the beach farm

[cinder carbon]

I like river farm even in vanilla

[lost thistle]

yeah it was my first farm

long ago.

we had like 10k on year 3

we sucked lol

and we mostly just hibernated

[cinder carbon]

Tfw you get the chest and still make a perfect catch 🤌

[lost thistle]

?

ohhh

i get it

[cinder carbon]

Feels good man

[lost thistle]

ya

[cobalt hare]

was this game REALLY made by one person

[lost thistle]

i suppose so!

[cobalt hare]

If so then how the fuck

Coding, art, OST

ONE PERSON

and this game has a shit ton of items and events

[lost thistle]

no

its all a scam

to manipulate our young and fragile minds

[cobalt hare]

not to mention all the characters and the story

[lost thistle]

Lol

[cobalt hare]

and all of the dialogue boxes

how did this not take a decade to make

[zenith ferry]

I have a question how long have yall been playing this and what year r u on

[lost thistle]

almost 2 years but i've only had 2 farms

[split pawn]

My first farm was before covid

[lost thistle]

im on year 3 on my current farm with my friends

[zenith ferry]

Damn lol ive been playing for like 2 weeks and im on year 3

[split pawn]

And year 1 on my current one

[zenith ferry]

But im kinda speedrunning it

[split pawn]

that is VERY quick-

[zenith ferry]

Ik lol

I just like do the shit i need to do then sleep at like 9 am tho 😭

[cobalt hare]

my first farm was yesterday

5 hours in I am deleting it

[split pawn]

Why?

[cobalt hare]

I chose riverland

and only now I'm realizing it sucks

[split pawn]

LMAO I choose beach farm and god does it suck

[lost thistle]

beach farm is awesome

my farm with my friend and cousin is beach farm its very nice

we even have a slime hutch

[split pawn]

But you can't place any sprinklers

[lost thistle]

theres one area of 202 plantable tiles where you can

[split pawn]

So it's very annoying when your trying to make a gigantic farming operation

Yeah, but you can't maximize all the space, and 202 tiles isn't a lot if you want to make a really big farm that covers the entirety of it

It's good for players who aren't very into farming though, because it is the biggest farm

[cobalt hare]

what does the favorite thing option actually do

[lost thistle]

whje n you eat a stardorp

it reminds you of it

[cobalt hare]

O

stardrops bouta remind me of video games while I'm playing one

Ig I'ma change it

Food 😎

[prisma ridge]

Does speed gro lower the crop quality?

[cobalt hare]

Idk

[quiet compass]

Nope

[cobalt hare]

Aight

[prisma ridge]

Oh, I thought it did, was there not a game where it did bc I remember it somewhere

[cobalt hare]

man cleaning my yard is so boring

Lol

[prisma ridge]

Use bombs

[cobalt hare]

This ain't bomberman 💀

[thick fiber]

i think this game should have a way you could store money

[cobalt hare]

Try to make it a game like first put all ur stone and wood and plants in a chest

And then staart cleaning and at the end check how much u have now

Start*

[thick fiber]

Well you can use bombs to take down trees and stuff

[cobalt hare]

JUST NOW I AM REALISING

YOU CAN HOLD DOWN M1 AND NOT SPAM IT

how have I gone my entire life without knowing this

That’s a good question

[thick fiber]

i play on steam and switch

[cobalt hare]

K

I’m mobile 😦

[thick fiber]

my parents are divorced

[cobalt hare]

Sad

[thick fiber]

still dont know what that means

[cobalt hare]

U don’t know?

[cinder carbon]

It means you get two Christmases

[thick fiber]

oh kool

my birthday was yesterday

[cobalt hare]

Congrats

[thick fiber]

i got batteries for my metal detector

[cobalt hare]

Nice found anything?

[thick fiber]

no

[cobalt hare]

:/

[thick fiber]

you know

i use the wiki for info

[cinder carbon]

Maybe you'll find more batteries

[cobalt hare]

Same 🙂

[thick fiber]

and yet i still cant get enough strawberries on egg day

[cobalt hare]

😦

[thick fiber]

thats why we need some way to store money

[cobalt hare]

should I build a fence alongside my farm

[thick fiber]

why?

[cobalt hare]

idk looks

but should I

Like not my entire farm

my crop farm

[thick fiber]

oh

[cobalt hare]

does it do anything or

[thick fiber]

i think

[cobalt hare]

what does ti do

it

[thick fiber]

one sec

[visual quail]

Fences are useful to keep animal in one area

but you don't have to use them

[cobalt hare]

what about crops doe

[visual quail]

They look pretty I guess

[cobalt hare]

aight I'm not using them then

for the sake of efficiency

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare burglar ring can become pretty useful

[thick fiber]

ok bacc

hello?

anyone there?

[rich nexus]

hey

[eager spear]

hi

welcome

[thick fiber]

wait

JojaMArt

[eager spear]

manager

[thick fiber]

why u tryna take down the community center

HUH?!

[rich nexus]

🤨yeah

[eager spear]

whyd u ping and delete it famsi

[thick fiber]

?

[magic kindle]

Because I wanted too.

[eager spear]

well that was my evil brother u see

[thick fiber]

ohhhh

[eager spear]

me? i sell stinky socks

[thick fiber]

Morris?

[eager spear]

yes my evil brother

[thick fiber]

oh

[magic kindle]

spoiler

[thick fiber]

opps sorry

[cinder carbon]

Yeah but pierre is a doodoo head

[thick fiber]

WHAT!?

[eager spear]

im on team pierre

he sends me stinky socks to sell

[vital briar]

If its a spoiler maybe you should delete it 💀

Damn I love randomly entering this chat

[thick fiber]

oh ok

[vital briar]

Hello new farmers

[nova wasp]

Is the windmill very profitable?

[magic kindle]

Hello old farmer

[vital briar]

Nope but its cute

[cinder carbon]

I choose joja route to spite pierre and also because grandpa wanted me to have a stress free life, so I want to design my farm however I want, not around the CC bundles

[thick fiber]

whats being a... doormat like?

[vital briar]

My current save is a joja run bc I'm doing a challenge save (crop rotation)

[trail nest]

helllo new farmers

[vital briar]

He steps on me whenever he wants (mods pls don't ban me its an innocent joke)

[nova wasp]

Joja vs Pierre sounds like this game's version of Skyrim's civil war discussion.

[vital briar]

Heya dew

[cinder carbon]

@thick fiber I dunno, but how does it feel to let a megalomaniac take credit for all your hard work?

[thick fiber]

what does that mean

[vital briar]

Joja is imperials and cc is stormcloaks 💀

[cinder carbon]

Oh.
He doesn't know.

[thick fiber]

is megalomaniac like megolovania?

[vital briar]

Bruh

[cinder carbon]

Is that like Pennsylvania?

[queen merlin]

what is pierre in this

[cinder carbon]

Pierre is the Thalmor

[vital briar]

He just falls under the umbrella of cc cause I couldn't be bothered

[nova wasp]

Hmm, sprinklers are expensive, but so is watering crops. Not sure what the best move is.

[trail nest]

im getting so much profit.

[queen merlin]

understandable, is your pfp morris x pierre?

[trail nest]

i just noticed that

[vital briar]

Yes I drew it myself isn't it lovely

[young river]

😭i just started and i feel like this games gonna take literal days to get anywhere

[nova wasp]

How many bundles do I need to repair the bridge enough to cross it?

[vital briar]

Friendship ended with pierre, unnamed joja employee is my bestie now

[rich nexus]

guys how do i get money quickly it is taking me forever 😩

[trail nest]

fish

[queen merlin]

yes very much so

[young river]

fish and chop down a ton of wood then go build the bridge on the beach

[trail nest]

im doign a joja route in my save and fishing is how im getting most of my real cash

[rich nexus]

thank you

[cinder carbon]

@trail nest thrive, brother

[rich nexus]

a joja what now

[young river]

then again i’m only at 2 k rn 😭

[nova wasp]

So, how is it that my character can pick up a sea urchin with bare hands?

[trail nest]

im using joja to complete the cc

[rich nexus]

oh💀

[young river]

there’s corals on that beach that give you a lot tho

[rich nexus]

i have no idea what your on about but that’s great 👏💀

[young river]

does anyone wanna play later even tho i’m new? i’m probably gonna get on soon 😭i’ve been on xbox lately so idk if it’s cross platform or not blah blah blah blah blah

[robust wind]

Callused hands from farming

[trail nest]

ok you know how in the cutscene with lewis when you unlock the community center he says that if one more person buys a joja membership he'll sell the building

[trail nest]

yeah im doing that

[rich nexus]

i’m on xbox too and i got it yesterday 😩

[gloomy hill]

bro i don’t remember the dialogue in this game at all

[young river]

same, we should play

ima finish eating but my xbox name is just zkeoi if you wanna add me

[rich nexus]

wait what benefit does this have

[rich nexus]

i will :))

[trail nest]

you dont need to finish the bundles

[young river]

kk

[trail nest]

you just need money

[rich nexus]

bundles??

[storm gazelle]

they're quests in side of it

[young river]

do you need a coop/barn to raise animals?

[trail nest]

if you complete all the quests in one room, you finish the room and get a reward

[trail nest]

if you want chickens and cows yes

otherwise all you have is your cat

or dog

[young river]

i want sheep 😭

[cinder carbon]

@rich nexus if you just started, you'll get a cutscene after a few days that opens up the community center

[young river]

i know u can get sheep

bc there’s shears

😭

[cinder carbon]

It's the dilapidated building north of town

[trail nest]

you need a upgraded barn for it

[drifting kindle]

Does wheat gotta be watered?

[rich nexus]

i’ve got that so far yes

[gloomy hill]

yeah

[young river]

it’s gonna take forever but mk

[rich nexus]

you guys are so helpful thank you 😩 🙏🏻

[cinder carbon]

@rich nexus in your pause menu there is a button near the organize button. It tells you what the bundles are

That's kind of a tutorial, you collect the bundle items and deliver them in the CC

[ripe canyon]

hello when can we upgrade our coop? or is that not a thing?

[crude tapir]

at robins

you need the materials and money

[ripe canyon]

do we need a special level for it?

[crude tapir]

nope

[ripe canyon]

thas kinda wacky cause we cant

[crude tapir]

eh?

[visual quail]

Click the arrows at the bottom of the menu

when constructing new buildings at robin

[ripe canyon]

alright il go check

[visual quail]

Eventually the big coop will show up

[cobalt hare]

what’s mahogany do

[visual quail]

It gives hardwood

[crude tapir]

yup

[cinder carbon]

So does your mom

[cobalt hare]

so i have to water tees

do*

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare no

[visual quail]

You don't have to water trees no

[distant sphinx]

and hopefully we never have to

[hardy hemlock]

Is possible to move fruit tree?

[distant sphinx]

no

[junior parcel]

oh yes i want to know that as well, my pomegranate tree has been obstructed for so long

oh

oh well

can i remove it?

and do the pathways interfere with it

[desert zinc]

pathways interfere

[hardy hemlock]

i wasted money and now i'm gonna destroy them

[junior parcel]

oh my, and i placed stones around every tree thinking it looked good lmao

[crude tapir]

if its done growing you can place stuff around it

[junior parcel]

ok thanks for the info!

[teal cloak]

yo give me some motivation to play again got a little bored of stardew valley

[crude tapir]

mods?

[desert zinc]

if you really wanted to get rid of the tree all you have to do is chop it down, things like paths, machines and whatnot will interfere with its growing process, so you should probably wait till its done growing to decorate around it haha

[distant sphinx]

I will give -1 vbuck if you play for 3 minutes

[teal cloak]

deal

[crude tapir]

minus? 💀

[teal cloak]

So @crude tapir I should add mods?

[distant sphinx]

sure

[crude tapir]

i mean when i got burnt out/bored i added mods :))

[distant sphinx]

mods give sdv more content

[crude tapir]

yup

[teal cloak]

Give me some good ones

[crude tapir]

wether its visual or gameplay ones

[distant sphinx]

expanded

it adds so much

[crude tapir]

what platform r u on

[teal cloak]

pc

[crude tapir]

ah good

[distant sphinx]

yeah then sve is goog

[crude tapir]

!modrecs

[novel thistle]

Check out https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Getting_Started#Find_mods to find mods recommended by community mod authors and other popular mods!

[distant sphinx]

very goog

[teal cloak]

I cant find a good tutorial on how to download the shit u need to install mods 💀

[brittle ibex]

I've decided I wanna do an anti-capitalism playthrough because why not

[crude tapir]

!gettingstarted

[novel thistle]

@teal cloak If you would like a guide to setting up mods for Stardew Valley, check out the getting started guide! https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide

[cinder carbon]

@brittle ibex I love it

Seedmakers only

[brittle ibex]

it is gonna be hard work lol

[crude tapir]

or look up a video on youtube?

[cinder carbon]

Mixed and wild seeds

[queen merlin]

if you are anti-farm then what do you do

[teal cloak]

tysm @crude tapir appreciate u taking ur time

[cinder carbon]

Everything else

[crude tapir]

[cobalt hare]

mine fish forage hack mod cheat marry divorce breath walk exist

[queen merlin]

then what are these seed makers you speak og

[brittle ibex]

idk if i'm allowed to sell things in anti-capitalism mode lol

[cobalt hare]

guys im gonna fuck ...... ing kill haley

[distant sphinx]

it's anti capitalism

[queen merlin]

i mean you should 💀

[distant sphinx]

not anti economy

[queen merlin]

whyyyyy

[distant sphinx]

ok

[cinder carbon]

Fish, forage, mine, craft, raise animals, fish ponds, honey, tea saplings, dig in the dirt, etc etc

[teal cloak]

direct or nexus download?

[brittle ibex]

loads of people love hailey but she's so MEAN

[teal cloak]

on smapi

[brittle ibex]

"without that dirt on your face, you might actually be pretty... actually, nevermind"

[crude tapir]

i prefer direct, its not much of a difference tho

[teal cloak]

👍

[crude tapir]

also if u need help with mods #archived-modded-support would give u better answers

[upper pasture]

agreed 😔 shes only nicer to you if you attempt to be her friend or gf

[storm gazelle]

whichever you want

[teal cloak]

👍

[vital briar]

Idk why haley and jas both feel the need to inform you that you smell like the earth

[long yacht]

is the lava katana worth it?

i have 60k

[brittle ibex]

obviously i smell like earth hailey i work with the earth

[vital briar]

Unless you desperately need a better weapon I would say no

[brittle ibex]

makes me think of that tiktok sound
"there's a cow outside!"
"we're on a cow farm, there's gonna be cows outside"

[vital briar]

You can find the bone sword by killing skeletons in the mines, usually that will suffice. Plus you probably have the obsidian edge which is a good enough sword for now

[long yacht]

if i want to kill serpents for rabbits foot and i have obsidian edge so is it worth it then

[vital briar]

Idk how good you are at the game >.> If you're struggling then sure buy it

But if you're not its a waste of money

[cinder carbon]

Bone sword is excellent

[distant sphinx]

maybe

[long yacht]

cause i NEED rabbits foot because i'm so close to year 1 cc

[distant sphinx]

but if you have a pris shard then you're better off with the ||galaxy sword||

[vital briar]

If you get a prismatic shard take it to the ||3 pillars on the top right of the desert for a really good sword|| (not really spoilers for you since you're already in that area)

Yeah what chonk said,,

[distant sphinx]

[cobalt hare]

what should I name my cat

[distant sphinx]

asparagus

[brittle ibex]

i forgot to triple check if i checked the right settings so fingers crossed lol

[cobalt hare]

why

[brittle ibex]

Bolognase

[distant sphinx]

asparagus

[cobalt hare]

why

[distant sphinx]

asparagus

[cobalt hare]

lettuce

[cinder carbon]

Name it everyone

[cobalt hare]

what was that grass that got cats high

Cat's nip yeah

[long yacht]

yeah ik that sword and i have the bus but prismatic shard is really rare

[cobalt hare]

I'ma name him nip

[vital briar]

I like asparagus

[cobalt hare]

asparagus is too long

[brittle ibex]

Set my favourite thing to snacks B)

[long yacht]

asparagus 🔥

[vital briar]

I mean I guess. But you'll get more kekw, and museum shouldn't be first priority

[cobalt hare]

Imagine callin you cat inside to sleep with you and your neighbors hear

"asparagus! asparagus! come here, it's time for bed!"

[distant sphinx]

a cat named asparagus wouldn't listen to you anyways

[vital briar]

I've seen someone get like 30 pshards in one go before so my view of the rarity of pshards is heavily skewed 💀

[brittle ibex]

My mum has this as one of her criteria when we named our IRL cats... but they were named Treacle and Sushi so ig she wasn't that strict lol

[vital briar]

I like the name asparagus for a cat it fits

[brittle ibex]

The nostalgia of laying in bed during rain and hearing my mum open the back door and yell TREACLE djskds

[distant sphinx]

I mean 4% from iridium nodes isn't much once they start popping up everywhere

[cobalt hare]

I picked nip cause

[long yacht]

i got one from a bug in level 20 of mines on my second file tho...

[cobalt hare]

1. grass and this is a farm

2. cat nip

[cinder carbon]

@vital briar that takes getting to like level 200+ though

[fallow zephyr]

What's up guys

[cobalt hare]

hi

[distant sphinx]

just lucky then

[vital briar]

I've tried pause buffering, not hard just kinda boring.

[fallow zephyr]

I just came back to stardew a few days ago

I was just struggling with tilling day 1 fall lmao

[cobalt hare]

on what day do the mines open

[fallow zephyr]

I planted a crap load of cranberries

[distant sphinx]

Hello and welcome

[cobalt hare]

I need amethyst to gift my queen

[long yacht]

5

[distant sphinx]

5

[cobalt hare]

Ok good I can serve her

[crude tapir]

KRANEEEE

[fallow zephyr]

but now I'm gonna make a boatload of money this season compared to what I normally make

[vital briar]

Hello panda

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/827345879111303218.gif?v=1

[fallow zephyr]

like 150k+ profit from around 325 cranberry plants

[hardy hemlock]

A lot of my stuff just disappeared after I move things from the chest

[fallow zephyr]

and like half of them are self watered lol

[hardy hemlock]

[cobalt hare]

I found like 2 4 leafed clovers

how do I pick em up

they're on the beach btw

[brittle ibex]

smacc with ur hoe

[cobalt hare]

thanks

[fallow zephyr]

I'm also trying to get more tappers so I can get more kegs lol

[cobalt hare]

nothing happens

[brittle ibex]

i thought this fit would be cute for my farmer but she kinda looks like she needs a flat cap and she could be a weird female sherlock holmes

[distant sphinx]

with elf ears

[brittle ibex]

she's just a really weird cosplayer

[cinder carbon]

I have 7 more days to go from fishing 9 to 10

[fallow zephyr]

the good news is even for my big cranberry farm I can do all the watering I need with my gold can in just like 2-3 hours in the morning

[hardy hemlock]

All my minerals and decorations just dissappear

What happened

[fallow zephyr]

you didnt pass out did you?

[cinder carbon]

You probably placed them in a villagers path

[hardy hemlock]

Nop

I was in my farm

Moving them from other chests

[vital briar]

Do you have like a drawing of her kinda weird question but I like seeing drawings of people's modded farmers

[fallow zephyr]

did you drop them in water

[vital briar]

I'm working on the ref sheet for my farmer

[hardy hemlock]

Nop

[fallow zephyr]

guys how much faster is a horse than just running

[brittle ibex]

She's a brand new farmer I made just now hehe, but I do like drawing so I could totally draw her

[fallow zephyr]

and are there spots you cant get into probably?

[vital briar]

ack I'm trying to find a pic of my farmer without post cc content but I'm struggling kekw

[brittle ibex]

Tbf I normally base my farmers off of my own OCs lol

[hardy hemlock]

Ugh- I'm gonna need mining and farm all again

[cinder carbon]

@hardy hemlock items usually don't just disappear unless you drop them or trash them. Check all your chests. Are you using mods

[outer sequoia]

So I just came up with a potential challenge related to skull cavern.

[rigid ruin]

You get like %30 speed boost

[cobalt hare]

what did amethyst stones look like again

and on what lvl are they

[hardy hemlock]

Nop, I am playing on my switch. I am pretty sure I didn't drop them or trash them

[hasty pond]

purple

[cobalt hare]

What lvl

[rigid ruin]

As early as level 1

[outer sequoia]

So what I was thinking was you could any time freeze mod, go into skull cavern, (without any form of healing, or using the slime charmer ring) and see how much they could do before they inevitably go down because of health. Although because of energy running out long before health, they would have to have infinite energy as well, so its not limited how much you can do, with this being more of an endurance run then a game of optimizing every swing of the pickaxe. What do you guys think?

[gloomy hill]

k

[vital briar]

this is my farmer <3 isn't he a cutie
#creative-discussion message

[fallow zephyr]

if anybody wants to jump into voice chat I would be down to

[vital briar]

ah wait shit spoilers dshgfjh

[cinder carbon]

@hardy hemlock they're somewhere then, you could search to see if anyone has run into a bug like that but honestly I would guess user error before a bug

[distant sphinx]

no

[cobalt hare]

I'm unluycky af

[vital briar]

ofc I don't see the single vanilla animal thats a spoiler

[distant sphinx]

sc is fine as is

[brittle ibex]

o: i'm obsessed with the cape

[rigid ruin]

You can try your luck with geodes too

[fallow zephyr]

I might be able to give some tips, at least for the basics of most things

[vital briar]

Image again with spoiler tag lmao

[distant sphinx]

maybe hard for some but that's really just down to practice

[rigid ruin]

What's the amethydt for, special order?

[safe vale]

yall really arent spoilering anything except kyle huh

[hasty pond]

what spoilers

[vital briar]

yes the cape is so cute >< its an FS pack for traveler's gear

[hardy hemlock]

I'm gonna try see if they are in the map first, if not I will see online if happened to anyone

[vital briar]

||blue chicken||

He's hiding in the grass

[distant sphinx]

it's literally an emote

[vital briar]

it should still be spoiler tagged bc they're from shane's 8 heart event

[brittle ibex]

it's only 12.20 on my game and my farmer has no energy lol

[vital briar]

I've been fussed at too many fucking times to not be careful

[teal cloak]

Could anyone that is familiar with SMAPI/mods look in #archived-modded-support pls

[vital briar]

I'll use spoiler tags if I want to

[queen merlin]

damn that cloak looks pretty

which mod is it from?

[hardy hemlock]

FOUND IT :D

[vital briar]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10837

[crude tapir]

which mod 👁️

[queen merlin]

thanku

[safe vale]

i find it funny when people talk about stuff not having to be censored when the aecond i entered this channel i saw ||sc|| mentioned multiple times

and also pin says youre allowed to spoiler whatever if you feel like it lmfao

[vital briar]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/9067

[vital briar]

I prefer to be overly careful than not careful enough. I always get antsy when things are mentioned by name or are in screenshots even if they're emotes and stuff

thats why I stopped talking in this chat bc I police myself so hard

[cinder carbon]

Police me harder daddy

[summer hamlet]

ew

[safe vale]

stares

[deft canyon]

Can you hit the griddy in stardew

[white spindle]

waittt

why cant i dance with people at flower dance?

[dire osprey]

I have a stupid question, should I donate the dwarven scroll to gunther or is there something else I should do with it.

[white spindle]

theyre all saying no...

is it because im a man

[rigid ruin]

You need 4 hearts with them

[white spindle]

OHHH

[vital briar]

you should donate them. you donate 4 different ones and get a reward

[white spindle]

i only have 3 hearts with shane noooo

[modern urchin]

Dwarves skulls to Gunther and you get a cool thing

[vital briar]

damn usually I have 7 by the first flower dance 💀

[white spindle]

HOWWW

[vital briar]

I just kinda feed him beer and pizza until he loves me

even if it takes a hit to my cash

I make sure to buy him gifts weekly

[white spindle]

omg.... i dont have the ingredients

[cinder carbon]

@dire osprey after you donate all 4 you can use them as gifts or sell them, or decorate

[white spindle]

to make him pizzaaa

[vital briar]

you can buy it from gus

[white spindle]

i just gift him salmon berrys because he likes it

[long yacht]

is stable worth it?

[white spindle]

lol

[vital briar]

I buy beer from gus and hand it to shane

[queen merlin]

unhealthy smh

[rigid ruin]

Just buy from the eggplant shirt guy at the saloon

[white spindle]

I HATE THISSS do i have to wait a whole year to dance with shane again?

[rigid ruin]

Yes

[vital briar]

I just need him to fix my fences

[white spindle]

[queen merlin]

what do you do with morris then

[vital briar]

ummmmm

idk

the seal on my mtn dew broke and now its spilling everywhere smh

[fallow zephyr]

me trying to find a prismatic shard be like :

[white spindle]

i cant believe shane is dancing with that hoe emily 🙄

[queen merlin]

damn that's a weird thing to do with morris

[queen merlin]

don't call people hoes

[dire osprey]

thank you!

[summer hamlet]

emily is my GAL WDYM??

[vital briar]

[low widget]

does a dish that has +2 foraging help me with chopping wood? do i get more wood?

[summer hamlet]

she's so nice

[cinder carbon]

Lol emily is too good for some people

[vital briar]

Imagine a world where people don't feel the need to call women hoes and bitches

[queen merlin]

ikr

[low widget]

does a dish that has +2 foraging help me with chopping wood? do i get more wood?

[summer hamlet]

i dont know

[low widget]

what why would u answer then

[safe vale]

pretty sure it does, yeah

[summer hamlet]

because you keep repeating it??

[brittle ibex]

because u asked twice my guy

[low widget]

damn #stardew-valley sucks

[vital briar]

bruh

[summer hamlet]

just dont spam your questions 💀

[safe vale]

Dorist next time you can just
wait
literally a minute or two

[vital briar]

Don't ask a question, get mad when nobody responds then get mad when we say we don't know lmao

[brittle ibex]

then don't stay here

[vital briar]

You can use google if you really think we're that unhelpful

[queen merlin]

no, foraging doesn't help with that

[cinder carbon]

@low widget it will make it take less energy to chop. I don't think you get more wood per tree

[safe vale]

oh i thought you got like
very slightly more

welp

[queen merlin]

ye

[queen merlin]

i mean you can get a profession for that but is useless

why do i remember a profession increasing the value of wood by 2 times

[safe vale]

yeah ik abt the profession, just thought leveling made it better lol

it was the syrup

[queen merlin]

no i remember something about wood or raw materials

maybe just remembering wrong

[safe vale]

maybe youre mistaking it for the price of raw materials being increased? because ive been playing for like a bit over 2 years i think and have no memory of that

[copper trail]

it’s the lumberjack profession

[queen merlin]

nvm found it

Forester profession changed from "Wood worth 25% more" to "Gain 25% more wood when chopping."

[copper trail]

Isn’t it?

[queen merlin]

lumberjack allows hardwood to drop from normal trees

[rugged peak]

oh boy 2 times 1.25

so much money

[copper trail]

wait what that’s so useless

[queen merlin]

not really

[distant sphinx]

no

[copper trail]

why would anyone get that instead of botanist

[distant sphinx]

hardwood is kinda good

[distant sphinx]

it's better than tracker 💀

[queen merlin]

it is good if you use the statue in the sewers when you need to farm hardwood

[safe vale]

i mean no one goes for tracker lmfao

[copper trail]

ok but mahogany trees?

[queen merlin]

like for casks

[distant sphinx]

eh

[queen merlin]

mobile people

[copper trail]

oh sad

[distant sphinx]

just buy a pc or console smh

[queen merlin]

i cannot think of anything else that needs hardwood

[distant sphinx]

it's so cheap

[safe vale]

me going from mobile to switch 👀

[distant sphinx]

this is sarcasm btw

[copper trail]

I love gatherer so much also

it’s so nice

[distant sphinx]

especially for truffles

[rapid cave]

Afternoon!

[copper trail]

forester is good but the 2 options at level 10 for it are just really bad

[rapid cave]

I just downloaded new mods onto stature and I'm vibing.

[queen merlin]

well i go back to watching madoka afternoon reimi and bye

[rapid cave]

**Stardew

Bye! ^^

[copper trail]

bye ruhi

yes while ur gone I can earn xp mwahhaha

[rapid cave]

Can we talk about how cute Sophia is from the expansion mod?

Like-- bro. She looks like my profile pic.

[copper trail]

some people find her a little cringe but I like her

[inner heart]

pffft

best NPC ngl

😏

[distant sphinx]

meh

[white spindle]

what animal should i buy for my coop

[hasty pond]

chickens

[restive atlas]

Perfect

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare I love this for you

[cobalt hare]

a

an hour and a half playing stradew valley

I think I might be growing an addiction

[visual umbra]

Bruh what.

[distant sphinx]

nice

[cobalt hare]

I would too if I could

[vapid kelp]

what do I do with sap?

[cobalt hare]

sell it for 0.000001 morbillion dollars

[ashen flume]

Fertilizer maybe

[rigid ruin]

Fertilizer, torch, some bobbers

[ashen flume]

Or just keep it for when you need it

[vapid kelp]

Oh okay 🙂

[visual umbra]

I don't think I've ever crafted a torch in this game lol.

[ashen flume]

Same

[cobalt hare]

The only mod I use is a retexture

[distant sphinx]

then use mods to get more pretty furniture

oh wait

[rapid cave]

Oop

Friendly reminder to update your smapi:)

[polar locust]

Bee houses need more incentive to exist

[brittle seal]

Does it matter who you marry? I want to marry sebastian or leah

[cobalt hare]

how much friendship do you need for someone to not reject you at the flower dance

[cobalt hare]

e, friendships

[cunning pewter]

It doesn’t matter who you marry.

[cobalt hare]

check if the person you wanna marry is mariable

if yes marry em

[cunning pewter]

Four hearts iirc

[cobalt hare]

if no Ratio

[serene walrus]

4 hearts

[cobalt hare]

fuck man

I'll never get anybody at the dance

[brittle seal]

Amazing thank you

[cobalt hare]

how you supposed to get 4 hearts in 24 days

[cobalt hare]

np

[serene walrus]

shane and haley are the easiest since they have early birthdays

[cobalt hare]

I'm trying to date abigail

[cunning pewter]

Talking every day and gifting a lot. It makes it easy if you do Shane or Haley cause birthdays

[slow yew]

giving gifts frequently and talking daily should get u there. or if they have a birthday before it

[cobalt hare]

I mean penny great and all but

gamer girl\

how can you pass out on that

Pierre fucking left shop

I need my parsnip seeds man

[serene walrus]

stops working at like 5pm or something

f

[cobalt hare]

does anything happen if you walk in an undershirt and underwear

[cobalt hare]

welcome to watch mojo

joja time

[brittle seal]

I love how no one cares about their businesses in the game

Randomly walk out during the days and dont work during the most weird week days

[distant sphinx]

Hi kieran

[rapid cave]

I love designing the insides of buildings and the farm. :>

[brittle seal]

Me too! But i am terrible at it

[cobalt hare]

"hmm yes I know I am a doctor, the only one in town specifically, and there must be people who are really hurt and are in need of imediate doctor attention, but I must go inside my bedroom and do god knows what"

[distant sphinx]

ahem Marnie

[cobalt hare]

-harvey

[brittle seal]

Ah shit i forgot to take my cup of coffee out of my room and put it in the dishwasher

Let me put my whole salary and life savings on hold for this one very special moment

[cobalt hare]

Fuck the people ammirite

also why does abigail go to the wizard

[brittle seal]

You are very right

[cobalt hare]

I needed to go there and found out she goes there on sundays so went with her

Why does she go specifically to the tower

the wizard has purple hair

she has purple hair

👀

[brittle seal]

I think i heard somewhere that there’s a theory that shes his daughter

[novel thistle]

@brittle seal You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[brittle seal]

Thank you sir

[cobalt hare]

Gimme the role

[polar locust]

I keep forgetting to feed my chicken

[brittle seal]

Honestly same man

[cobalt hare]

Man fuck jojo

I had 1,3k

I bought 15 parsnip seeds and 15 potatos

I LEAVE WITH 300

[brittle seal]

DONT GO THERE

[polar locust]

This is why with perrie

[cobalt hare]

I should've waited till tomorrow for pierre to stop slouching around

[brittle seal]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

I'd rather lose all of my wood than go there ever again

best part?

I'm probably gonna get less than what I paid for

[brittle seal]

Exactly

[polar locust]

I make basic fertilizer it sells decently

[brittle seal]

Successful business: spend more, earn half of it back

[polar locust]

Why do I hoard spring onions

[brittle seal]

Because we love spring onions

[polar locust]

I sold them

[cobalt hare]

ok fuck abby

fuck the cc

fuck everything

today I'm fishing

I need to make back the money joja stole from me

[brittle seal]

Joja robbery

[polar locust]

You should be allowed to rob joja mart

[wicked thorn]

Hello

[wicked thorn]

Yes.

[brittle seal]

Hello espresso bean

[wicked thorn]

Hi ollie

[brittle seal]

How are you

[cobalt hare]

hi

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[cobalt hare]

Pog

[brittle seal]

There you go

[wicked thorn]

Pretty good, just stared a new farm

[cobalt hare]

[brittle seal]

Awesome

Which farm

[wicked thorn]

4 corners, I need the space +lil mine area

[cobalt hare]

What does 4 corners even do

4 houses or

[brittle seal]

Pretty much yeah

[rigid ruin]

Also has perks of forest, riverland, and hilltop farm

[austere trail]

Hi all, new here. How are you all doing?

[cobalt hare]

I am going to wait 3 ingame hours for pierre to open up his shop so he can buy my potatos totally not harvested by children

[cobalt hare]

good

[wicked thorn]

Big farming area with a pond and an area where ores/rocks/ geodes spawn

[brittle seal]

Hello

[polar locust]

One of trees got struck by lightning

[rigid ruin]

Welcome new person

[wicked thorn]

</3

[brittle seal]

excuse me

child labor?

[cobalt hare]

Nop

cat labor

[brittle seal]

Oh of course

[cobalt hare]

I said not harvested by children

It was me, my cat and the souls of dead cave flies

[wicked thorn]

[polar locust]

I didn’t know that could happen. Luckily it wasn’t a fruit tree as I gave none

[wicked thorn]

It happened to my fresh apple tree, I was v sad

[cobalt hare]

man the texturepack I installed looks so pretty

[brittle seal]

Show

[cobalt hare]

aight

[wicked thorn]

[cobalt hare]

ignore the untextured bush

he does not exist

[brittle seal]

No it does not

[wicked thorn]

O h

[brittle seal]

I do not see

[polar locust]

I’m slowly working towards the green house for my green tea coffee and starfruit wine empire

[wary hemlock]

nice bush you got there

[cobalt hare]

you mean my a-

[ashen flume]

Dirt that isnt yellow

[wary hemlock]

😳

[cobalt hare]

that's brown

colorblind moment

[wicked thorn]

Its amazing

[brittle seal]

Are you all ok

[cobalt hare]

wdym

[brittle seal]

Just a general question

Is everyone doing

[ashen flume]

Nope

[wicked thorn]

Nupe

[ashen flume]

Thanks for asking tho

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[wicked thorn]

[cobalt hare]

I am going to make abby like me through any means necessary

[hybrid shale]

Are 5 coffee beans worth more than a coffee?

[cobalt hare]

she wants an amethyst? grind the bug meat of the 200 bugs I've slaughtered and turn it into a gem

[brittle seal]

Oh my god

[wicked thorn]

Blinkblink

[cobalt hare]

they're annoying

I be chillin

after 1 ingame hour in the cave

I hear BSSSSSSSST and they come

[wicked thorn]

General question

[cobalt hare]

?

[spiral sorrel]

finally winter is over

[wicked thorn]

Does anyone here touch anything but stardew valley grass?

[cobalt hare]

Hollow knight fan eyy

[brittle seal]

Nope

[cobalt hare]

yes

[wicked thorn]

Interesting

[serene walrus]

what other grass is there??

[hybrid shale]

i barely play this game

[novel thistle]

@hybrid shale You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[ashen flume]

Does the keyboard count

[cobalt hare]

i touch stardew valley rocks

[polar locust]

Yes I kayak actually

[cobalt hare]

stardey valley sand

[hybrid shale]

?

[cobalt hare]

stardew valley mud

[wicked thorn]

Lol

[cobalt hare]

stardew valley wood

The list keeps going

[wicked thorn]

[prisma ridge]

It says my pomegranate tree couldn't grow overnight but I used the same one the guide shows, what did I do wrong (theyre all pomegranate trees except for the small one, which is an late-planted apple tree)

[ashen flume]

Ah yes,nature

[ashen flume]

Sprinklers

[wicked thorn]

Wow

[cunning pewter]

No.

[brittle seal]

The bats in sdv make me want to die

[cobalt hare]

"sometimes I hear too much..."

[ashen flume]

Remove the sprinklers for now

[hybrid shale]

Ok thanks

[cobalt hare]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

[distant sphinx]

I hate that

[prisma ridge]

Ok ty, will do

[cunning pewter]

No problem

[ashen flume]

Same

[cobalt hare]

ANSWER ME BARTENDER

[outer sequoia]

wait wrong chat

[distant sphinx]

what

||casino stats?||

[wicked thorn]

[brittle seal]

[wicked thorn]

[cobalt hare]

does quittingthe game midday save?

[brittle seal]

Lgbtq tears?

[cunning pewter]

No. It only saves in the mornings

[cobalt hare]

fuck

[serene walrus]

nope unless you sleep

[cobalt hare]

ig I'ma grind more amethyst for my queen

[brittle seal]

Sebastian is my king

[wicked thorn]

[distant sphinx]

frog lord

[cunning pewter]

Sebastian is a great character.

[wicked thorn]

[brittle seal]

I KNOW

one of my favorites

Willy is so underrated

[wicked thorn]

Hes my fav

[coral charm]

Haley is queen

[brittle seal]

Same here

[cunning pewter]

He’s precious

[coral charm]

🌚

[brittle seal]

He’s so sweet

[wicked thorn]

[cobalt hare]

haley lookin fine tbh

but she acts like a spoiled barbie

if it weren't for that id go for her

[wicked thorn]

Sorry I just love these emotes, they give serotonin

[cobalt hare]

if you break up with her she says

[brittle seal]

That’s ok same here

[cobalt hare]

"beat me to it"

[cunning pewter]

They’re fantastic.

[cobalt hare]

like what the fuck does that mean

[wicked thorn]

[cobalt hare]

You ain't dumpin me I'm dumpin you

[brittle seal]

[wicked thorn]

Look at himmmm

[cunning pewter]

I think it means she has an ego problem.

[stable crypt]

true

[distant sphinx]

cute

[wicked thorn]

[brittle seal]

[wicked thorn]

Bloby

[brittle seal]

MY BOY

[stable crypt]

[wicked thorn]

Best boii

[mild ginkgo]

THE BOY

[distant sphinx]

[stable crypt]

[distant sphinx]

pufferfish is the best spouse in the game

[peak cargo]

She actually gets better and better as time goes on. Her 14 heart event is probably one of the best character growths in the game IMO

[cobalt hare]

14 hearts??

aren't there 10

[stable crypt]

patiently waiting for 10pm to hit so i can see jelly fish

[distant sphinx]

after marriage

[peak cargo]

When you marry someone they go up to 14

[cunning pewter]

You can get your spouse to 14, but only your spouse.

[cobalt hare]

oh

[wicked thorn]

[stable crypt]

only after marriage?

[distant sphinx]

wdym

[brittle seal]

[cobalt hare]

died in the mines of tiredness

didn't find an amethyst

[distant sphinx]

spouses have 8 hearts which you can get to 10 after dating

[stable crypt]

kinda late man

[cobalt hare]

Mission failed, we'll get em next time

[distant sphinx]

then you can get 14 after marriage

[stable crypt]

bruh i died 4 steps in front of my house