stardew-valley

[cunning pewter]

You’ll get some.

[restive atlas]

Rip

[cobalt hare]

[stable crypt]

right at the mailbox

[brittle seal]

FYRE

[cobalt hare]

What

[brittle seal]

bird

[stable crypt]

9:40…

[wicked thorn]

[stable crypt]

[brittle seal]

In game or irl?

[cobalt hare]

I'D RATHER HAVE DIED

[stable crypt]

game

[brittle seal]

Ah okay

[cobalt hare]

WHY GODS

WHY DID YOU SEND JOJA

[brittle seal]

Robbers.

[cunning pewter]

It’s always the worst when Joja finds you

[brittle seal]

Thieves.

[wicked thorn]

Yee

[cunning pewter]

Linus would never.

[wicked thorn]

Hes too sweet

[stable crypt]

thanks god i have my good guy

[cobalt hare]

YABA DABA DOOO

[cunning pewter]

Agree. He’s amazing

[stable crypt]

right omg i was saved by linus

[wicked thorn]

[grim gazelle]

I didn't realize Jodi was such a slacker. She peeled off working on my barn for EggFest!

[cobalt hare]

m barn

hello m'barn

[cunning pewter]

You mean Robin?

[cobalt hare]

Would you like a twitch donation m'barn?

[grim gazelle]

Probably

[cobalt hare]

tips fedora m'barn

[brittle seal]

1. Willy
2. Sebastian
3. Linus
4. Gus

Wbu y’all

[cobalt hare]

what's that list for

[rugged peak]

what

[stable crypt]

what

[brittle seal]

Favorite characters

[cobalt hare]

oh

[distant sphinx]

1.Krobus

[rugged peak]

sebby

[wicked thorn]

1. Willy
2. Linus
3. Bassy (sebastian)
4. Krobby

[distant sphinx]

all else don't matter

[cobalt hare]

1. Abby
2. Penny
3. Pierre
4. YABA DABA DOO

[cunning pewter]

1. Elliott 2. Sebastian and Sam 3. Linus 4. Krobus

[distant sphinx]

[wicked thorn]

[distant sphinx]

why is krobus on the bottom

fix it

[cobalt hare]

YABA DABA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wicked thorn]

Hes sus

[brittle seal]

1. Krobus

[cobalt hare]

BARNEY LOOK I AM IN STARDEW VALLEY

[rugged peak]

quartz eater

[stable crypt]

1. Linus
2. Demetrius
3. Sam + Seb + Abigail

[cobalt hare]

DON'T TELL WILMA ABOUT THIS

[rugged peak]

alcoholic depressed blue chicken guy

[cobalt hare]

why isn't there a jewlery shop

Like I would waste all my money on amethysts there

for no specific reason whatsoever

[stable crypt]

i have 3

[rugged peak]

guys genshin copied stardew valley adventurers guild

[distant sphinx]

wow

[serene walrus]

🤨

[distant sphinx]

stardew did it 4 years ahead

[cobalt hare]

give all 3

[shadow egret]

the mines 😎

[rugged peak]

i have like 4 in a gift chest

[cobalt hare]

Bro I have went in the mines

[wicked thorn]

Fishing level 1

[cobalt hare]

FOR MORE THAN 5 DAYS STRAIGHT

Only found one amethyst

[shadow egret]

oh wow

[rugged peak]

uhh how do you get a lucky ring

[distant sphinx]

simply a skill issue

[cobalt hare]

just yesterday I fucking passed out an a joja guy saved me

[rugged peak]

i want lucky

[hexed carbon]

Penny
Leah
Harvey
||korbus||
Elliot
That one fish dude Willy I think

[rugged peak]

was is shane

[cobalt hare]

I am going to shoot tears at you until you become back my money

[rugged peak]

damn

[cobalt hare]

not shane

[brittle seal]

Yes willy is the fish dude

[ashen flume]

Me when post cc

[serene walrus]

abby loves other things lol and quartz are a easy like

[cobalt hare]

She does????

[rugged peak]

quartz and poisonous fish are yummy to her

[distant sphinx]

THEY ASKED A QUESTION juasdfkjjhaqweirhfila

[cobalt hare]

"how'd you know I was hungry?"

[distant sphinx]

[rugged peak]

"i was getting hungry, thanks!"

[distant sphinx]

I'm crying

[rugged peak]

(eats rock)

[shadow egret]

delicious

[ashen flume]

Dying rn

[peak cargo]

Nope! Abby is my favorite quartz cruncher 🥰

[cobalt hare]

skill issue

[cobalt hare]

mm tasty rock

[ashen flume]

Both physically and mentally

[distant sphinx]

waaaa

[wicked thorn]

[rugged peak]

best rock eaters in stardew valley

1. abigail

[brittle seal]

Nom nom

[cunning pewter]

So tru

[wicked thorn]

🍴

[distant sphinx]

🫂

[peak cargo]

Have you tried it?

[cobalt hare]

NOOO

[distant sphinx]

[cobalt hare]

I ACTUALLY PINGED HIM NOOOO

[brittle seal]

Oh my god

[shadow egret]

rip

[distant sphinx]

💀 the edit

[wild moss]

fucking genius

[cobalt hare]

I AM GOING TO GET FUCKING BANNED

[serene walrus]

yikes💀

[rugged peak]

bye anti

[crude tapir]

bruh

[ashen flume]

Thanks

[distant sphinx]

brug

[cobalt hare]

NOOOOOOOO

[wicked thorn]

[wild moss]

smartest new farmers user

[shadow egret]

goodbye

[wild moss]

most intelligent sdvcord moment

[restive atlas]

Who did they ping 💀

[cobalt hare]

change da world

[rugged peak]

how do you get roles

[wild moss]

concernedape

[distant sphinx]

least chaotic stardew chat moment

[cobalt hare]

my final message

[brittle seal]

Fyre nooooo

[cobalt hare]

Goodbye

[crude tapir]

antifyre using ping and it actually pings someone 😱 😨 😰

[cobalt hare]

Please kill me now it's better than walking the path of shame

[rugged peak]

i sold my green bean for the community center in year 1 and i have to wait a year

[distant sphinx]

lmfao

[rugged peak]

i also forgot quality crops

[cunning pewter]

Roles? You mean like skills?

[restive atlas]

They prob not gonna get banned, but shamed

[rugged peak]

no like server roles

[cobalt hare]

I am gonna get muted for 24h

[distant sphinx]

discord roles? by talking and participating in events

[cunning pewter]

Oh. I see

[rugged peak]

oh ok

[cobalt hare]

for pinging the developer

[hasty pond]

#old-welcome

[serene walrus]

ur mom

[crude tapir]

how to get them is explained in #old-welcome pretty much

[distant sphinx]

also others

[cobalt hare]

kill me

[shadow egret]

just use minecraft signs

[distant sphinx]

my mother

[cobalt hare]

throw a rock at my head

Ape man if you see this don't ban me I will give you 10 clay 😭

[distant sphinx]

CA isn't even an admin

[brittle seal]

Best offer isn’t it

[cobalt hare]

no but he's owner

[distant sphinx]

no he's not

[serene walrus]

ca will probably ignore it lol

[cobalt hare]

hopefully

[peak cargo]

Better gift than Vincent gives you…

[distant sphinx]

jade's the owner

[cobalt hare]

I wanted to recreate a meme but with stardew valley

[distant sphinx]

also why 12 second slowmode

[cobalt hare]

@asdasconcernedape You made a piece of shit with your trash stardew

[brittle seal]

Lots of people talking

[hasty pond]

because y'all won't shut up

[cobalt hare]

I will become back my money

[distant sphinx]

imagine if it pinged again 💀

[cobalt hare]

I hope next time you will a cow

[distant sphinx]

shutting up

[wicked thorn]

[cobalt hare]

what are we supposed to do then, not talk?

[tawdry minnow]

ur bio scared me bc my name is lauren lmaooo

[hasty pond]

yes

[shadow egret]

talking = ban

[rugged peak]

t

[distant sphinx]

either one

[cobalt hare]

go away dude

[cunning pewter]

Coop for Cc, Barn for profits

[distant sphinx]

order doesn't really matter

[rugged peak]

barn because you can make cheese and cheese is good food and also good money

[tawdry minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-why-pepe-the-frog-sad-crying-gif-16026853

[cunning pewter]

Community Center

[distant sphinx]

don't you need both

[rugged peak]

embed fail

[dry pollen]

My strawberry plant will die once the it turms to summer right? And you can only plant them in spring? I couldn't buy a lot of the seeds because I was broke on the day they sell

[wild moss]

resisting the urge to embed fail

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-20395215

[rugged peak]

you need large goat milk for a bundle

and egg

[distant sphinx]

yes yes yes

[cunning pewter]

Yes, but you can get more stuff from the coop such as wool, rabbit foot, eggs, and duck profuct

[wild moss]

you don’t need it

[ionic trout]

just started playng but whatever cheapper to get the monye

[cobalt hare]

My geodes:

[tawdry minnow]

:sadcat:

[wild moss]

you need 5 out of the 6 items

[cobalt hare]

Petrified slime
Thunder egg
9 stone

[rugged peak]

wdym

[distant sphinx]

🖕

[shadow egret]

i got everything except for wool from travelling cart

[cobalt hare]

clearly, the best one is 9 stone. I shall gift 9 stone to abby

[ionic trout]

how i change name

[wicked thorn]

[cobalt hare]

anyways I played

[wild moss]

discord or in game

[cobalt hare]

3 hours straight stardew

[rugged peak]

weak

[wicked thorn]

Weak

[ionic trout]

lol got it

[cobalt hare]

I'm gonna go play isaac

[shadow egret]

starred the dew

[brittle seal]

Press the three lines, on top of the sdv title click the three dots, edit server profile

[signal minnow]

is there any way to get eels besides fishing, I just got humbled

[cobalt hare]

see ya'll and concerned ape please don't ban me

[cunning pewter]

The traveling merchant can sell eels.

[brittle seal]

Bye bye

[shadow egret]

AntiFyre was never seen again...

[ionic trout]

i always 4get evertime i get in a server

[rugged peak]

starde

[shadow egret]

starde

[signal minnow]

alright thanks, I thought I was decent at fishing but no, just no

[cunning pewter]

The eel does a good job at humbling us.

[restive atlas]

Eel was easy

[cobalt hare]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[safe vale]

wait the eel's hard for yall ?

[rugged peak]

no

[cobalt hare]

I WAS TRYING TO MAKE THE MEME I MADE HERE IN THE SERVER IT ORIGINATED FROM

[cunning pewter]

They’re all hard lmao

[cobalt hare]

BUT I PINGED THE LEAD DEV THERE TOO BRUH HOW AM I THIS STUPID

[restive atlas]

Skill Issue

[cobalt hare]

Man call me sayori cause I'm bouta gently open the door

[signal minnow]

Im like 90% sure it was an eel, or a super cucumber, idk it just went straight up and then down right at the start and my brain can't handle it

[shadow egret]

it could not process such speed of fish

[cunning pewter]

What season are you in, and what fishing level are you?

[signal minnow]

the last day of fall, and 4 I think

[cunning pewter]

I think the super cucumber is more crazy than the eel, but I can’t remember.

[wicked thorn]

Ye

I love fishing in this game

[shadow egret]

is strawberry better than blueberry and cranberry?

[cunning pewter]

It’s really fun, but it’s difficult.

[wicked thorn]

Very

[rugged peak]

you only get like 1 harvest out of strawberries

[cobalt hare]

@pulsar basin you little fucker

[shadow egret]

||greenhouse||

[cobalt hare]

THAT'S AN ACUTAL USER?

[rugged peak]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

BRO WHY

[brittle seal]

Fyre is having technical difficulties

[wicked thorn]

1 Cranberry
2 Blue
3 Straw
(My opinion)

[shadow egret]

just don't put the @

[cobalt hare]

WHO TF NAMES THEMSELVES JOJAMART

jojamart you little fucker. You made a piece of shit with your trash cola

fucking bad this trash store

I will become back my money

I hope in the next time you will a cow

[brittle seal]

Become your money

[cobalt hare]

on a trash farm

[cunning pewter]

Strawberries produce fewer, but they are worth the most. Cranberries and blueberries produce more, but the raw product sells for a bit less. I’d say blueberries are the best for volume and sale price compared to cost.

[brittle seal]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

you little sucker

[rugged peak]

i will become back my money

[cobalt hare]

become back our money

finally I dind't ping anyone

[shadow egret]

hm, according to sdv wiki, blueberries and strawberries both take three days to regrow

[cobalt hare]

all it took was pinging concernedape, the dev of a game which server I'm in

and jojamart

[cunning pewter]

I would say strawberries are best if you save some to plant on Spring 1.

[ashen flume]

But when you harvest they drop more

[shadow egret]

yeah that's what i did, but then i got the greenhouse

[shadow egret]

which does?

[ashen flume]

Cranberry and blueberry

[shadow egret]

ah

[ashen flume]

You get like 3 crops per plant

Or was it 4

[cunning pewter]

Honestly, I’d suggest ancient fruit or starfruit for that.

[glass violet]

Hello

[cunning pewter]

Hello

[wicked thorn]

catches an eel on day 9 of spring year one fishing level 1

[ashen flume]

Oh hi

[brittle seal]

Hello

[wicked thorn]

Fishing god

[shadow egret]

just got ancient fruit, so taking a portion of strawberry space for that

[cunning pewter]

That sounds like a great plan.

[wicked thorn]

:)

[cunning pewter]

Nice new name.

[glass violet]

I got level 10 on farming

[wicked thorn]

💀

[wicked thorn]

Thankyou

[glass violet]

Its my second playthrough i accidently deleted my first one

Had to start over

[wicked thorn]

Ouchy

[rugged peak]

wheeze

[glass violet]

This ones going better tho

[spiral sorrel]

i finally have the quarry

[wicked thorn]

still day 9.. catches and purp stared fish

[shadow egret]

oh, that's true

[graceful steppe]

question, can you refill your watering can from those fishing holes you can build on your farm

[cunning pewter]

Yes

[gaunt gale]

mhm

[wicked thorn]

W h a t
I s
M y
L u c k

[graceful steppe]

thank you

[gaunt gale]

go ahead...

[glass violet]

What year is sewer discovered like in average

Cuz

[restive atlas]

2-3

[shadow egret]

each strawberry is 120g but three blueberries are 150g

[glass violet]

Than i have time

[wicked thorn]

what should I name my dog?

[glass violet]

Girl or boy

Yk

Just name it boris

[wicked thorn]

Natural?

Both

[shadow egret]

i named my cat Annoyance

[wicked thorn]

All of the above

[glass violet]

Boris

[brittle seal]

Oh my god that’s amazing

[gaunt gale]

Cat

[glass violet]

Damn

[gaunt gale]

or object

or bane of my existance though that might be too long

[gaunt gale]

ik

[glass violet]

I never gave my pet water

[distant sphinx]

or underneath silo

[wicked thorn]

Are you okay

[glass violet]

Pffft

Bahhaha

[shadow egret]

what happens if you put your bed in a chest and pass out?

where would you wake up?

[gaunt gale]

which one?

[wicked thorn]

Thats... cursed

[gaunt gale]

outside yoru door

[shadow egret]

ah

joja would drag me to my door for 1000g

[distant sphinx]

It's always when you're far into the game and stop loving the thing so maybe the third one

[dry pollen]

Am I not able to ask anyone to the flower dance until the day of the dance?

[gaunt gale]

yup

you ask day of

[dry pollen]

thenk :3

[gaunt gale]

and you need 4 hearts for them to say yes

[dry pollen]

I got Haley to 5

[gaunt gale]

I mean which silo, I have 14

[gaunt gale]

then there you go, free heart

[dry pollen]

victory

[distant sphinx]

the third one

idk

[glass violet]

Damn

Mr lover lover

[distant sphinx]

it may be bloodstains or may be paint

[wary hemlock]

is she fixed yet

[glass violet]

Lmfao

[dry pollen]

fixed? wut

also, def not a mr

[distant sphinx]

she's a bitch

[glass violet]

Lmfao

[dry pollen]

idk I like it when she's mean to me

[glass violet]

Dont listen to them

[dry pollen]

I'm in to that

[distant sphinx]

🤨

ok

[wary hemlock]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/357256040225439746/988951042920185876/819663254619029525.gif

[glass violet]

I dont listen to them talkin about my maru

[distant sphinx]

nerd

[wary hemlock]

i've still yet to have any heart with maru tbh

[glass violet]

Whats your choice

[charred fossil]

Does she remember your name yet?

[distant sphinx]

what haley vs maru?

[dry pollen]

She did kinda yeah

[glass violet]

Nah who would you choice out of all the single ones

[distant sphinx]

krobus

[wary hemlock]

based answer

[white bramble]

Based

[glass violet]

Fuck thats a good one

[charred fossil]

A serpent. Lots of physical contact 👀

[distant sphinx]

fuck that

the snakes in sdv are pain

[cobalt hare]

can anybody help me test to see if my multiplayer works?

[wicked thorn]

How many strawberry seeds should I buy year one?

[restive atlas]

As many as you can get

[safe vale]

as much as you can physically handle watering

[cobalt hare]

aight nobody it is then

[distant sphinx]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

or yknow

get friends

[safe vale]

damn dude

[cobalt hare]

nobody in my friendgroup plays sdv

[distant sphinx]

forceask them

[vital glade]

sell literally everything for it so you can get the money for joja mart

[distant sphinx]

no ew

[cobalt hare]

also #multiplayer-lfg-old is for finding people to play with not testing it

[distant sphinx]

so include that in your description

[cobalt hare]

to buy a 15 dollar game for one test?

[vital glade]

why won't you bow down to our corporate overlords

[wicked thorn]

[distant sphinx]

ew to "sell everything"

[wicked thorn]

W h a t

[prisma ridge]

If I'm just going to turn it into wine, should I use fertilizer on my starfruit?

[distant sphinx]

no

[prisma ridge]

Alright fair, ty

[distant sphinx]

quality does not affect processing

[vital glade]

why won't you bow down to scorched earth

[wary hemlock]

Robin hood

[gaunt gale]

ofc not

[distant sphinx]

because krobus thrives in a moist environment

[vital glade]

damn you got me there

[marsh oak]

😂

So smart

[cold patrol]

anyone know whats the chance of finding a truffle from the traveling cart thing

i want to do the chefs bundle

becouse all i need is a rabits foot and truffle to compleate cc

but i dont want to upgrade my barn from worst to delux

[vital glade]

how often do you pray to rngesus?

[cold patrol]

every day

[vital glade]

then never

[charred fossil]

low. 1% or so

[vital glade]

he doesn't exist

[cobalt hare]

how do I check my friend code

not my friend code

my farm code

for multiplayer

[cold patrol]

damn my life has ben a lie

welp time to uograde my barn to delux... pain...

[wicked thorn]

One pig is 16k

[vital glade]

you're most likely going to get it in the travelling cart after you get a pig, because that's when you'll least need it there

[cobalt hare]

how to see my multiplayer farm's code

[warped hamlet]

You could always use stardew predictor, it'll tell you when the next truffle will be, but might be a big cheaty

[ashen flume]

If you open it on host then it kinda just shows up in the chat

[cobalt hare]

chat says nothing

[ashen flume]

It takes a while

[cobalt hare]

aight

[ashen flume]

You can try the show multiplayer code thing too

In options

It usually doesnt take long

Or just tell your friend to join through steam

[cobalt hare]

where

where in the options

[vital glade]

right click on them while you're playing stardew to inv

in steam

[ashen flume]

The options like to the left of the leave the game stuff

[wintry matrix]

i forget scarecrow

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[cobalt hare]

Yes but where in them

[ashen flume]

Keep scrolling till you find it,it isnt at the bottom

[ashen flume]

Not that

[cobalt hare]

that's all at multiplayer

[ashen flume]

Did you enter the farm through the co-op option?

Then pressed host and selected the farm?

[cobalt hare]

oops

forgor

[wicked thorn]

[torn blade]

Guys I have a rabbit's foot, what should I do first cc or secret note 20?

[crude tapir]

cc

[torn blade]

Ok

[split osprey]

Is Stardew Valley still getting updates?

[crude tapir]

1.6 is mostly just an update for modders, making modding easier afaik

and CA is currently working on HC

[distant sphinx]

wild Kieran spotted 👀

[slow yew]

so u could've answered it with a more simple yes

[static forge]

i unlocked the ||sc|| and I'm scared shitless to go back

[slow yew]

smh panda

[distant sphinx]

aaaa pixels!!

[slow yew]

yo where, i still need to collect one to fill in my kierandex

[crude tapir]

bitch

[distant sphinx]

collect yourself 😳

[slow yew]

[slow yew]

wow panda, just cause im a female

[static forge]

[crude tapir]

bitch boi

[slow yew]

wow panda

[distant sphinx]

h o w

[slow yew]

rood

[crude tapir]

ikr

[torn blade]

You guys I found this ||fat trash panda|| what does it do when I give it fish?

[slow yew]

it eats it

[distant sphinx]

clens the town

after being fed

enough

[crude tapir]

itll trigger a cutscene

its more than one fish though

[neon patrol]

My friends taken this picture so he thinks he’s really hot not even joking

[distant sphinx]

ihateitihateitihateitihateit

[slow yew]

british

[distant sphinx]

his hair looks like pubes

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/824271731031539753.gif?v=1

[distant sphinx]

no offense

[neon patrol]

He’s British

[static forge]

uh

[neon patrol]

He’s fucking ugly

[spring parcel]

woah thats awesome! ive been using far too many scarecrows

[neon patrol]

He keeps sending it to me and saying rate the picture

[spring parcel]

block

[static forge]

tell him to stop that's mad weird

[crude tapir]

negative/10

[foggy ore]

Someone say block

[static forge]

💀

[neon patrol]

I have he’s fucking annoying b

[static forge]

block him again

[neon patrol]

The picture isn’t even full face

[wicked thorn]

[polar locust]

Do crows go after corn more?

[neon patrol]

He’s got fake freckles aswell he draws em on

[static forge]

... eek

[neon patrol]

His sister does it

[static forge]

I don't understand why ppl do thatc

when they try n like fake other features

it's weird imo

[neon patrol]

Ik

[arctic wraith]

Like, fake eyelashes?

[neon patrol]

He’s probably sending that picture to his crush💀

[static forge]

I'm talking abt like facial features

fake lashes fall under makeup so it's not like that

[arctic wraith]

Hm, interesting

[neon patrol]

Plastic surgery’s weird

[static forge]

id never get plastic surgery

[neon patrol]

My girlfriends only 14 and wanting lip filler I don’t like to talk about her to other people but it’s weird okay

[static forge]

I can't stand something I can't remove in seconds in my body

[cobalt hare]

I dunno if plastic surgery makes you happy then thats fine

[static forge]

I don't have a problem with it

I just wouldn't get it personally

[neon patrol]

But my girlfriend wants lip filler to look better and more attractive

[static forge]

if it boosts ur confidence then go for it

[cobalt hare]

Cool

I know tons of people who get lip fillers and it looks great

As long as its done safely then to each their own

[agile geode]

How does the game save on Switch? Will it only save when you sleep?

[static forge]

yeah

[agile geode]

Ok

[static forge]

If ur switch dies mid game

it won't close the app out

it'll just straight up pick back exactly where u left

[agile geode]

Noted

[static forge]

tbh u probably wouldn't even be able to tell

if they had them without being told

[neon patrol]

I disagree with it

[cobalt hare]

haha you can kinda tell most of the time tbh😅 unfortunately the stuff migrates really easily

[static forge]

oh..

[neon patrol]

And she wants me to pay for half it

[cobalt hare]

Honestly thank god i have naturally big lips bc lip fillers look pretty uncomfortable

[static forge]

same I love being black

[agile geode]

So is it a good investment to get the 25k money bundle for the Crystallarium? I have a jade to use with it

[cobalt hare]

me too😂😂😂

[static forge]

isn't that the duplicator thing

[neon patrol]

It’s annoying how she wants me to pay for it tho

[static forge]

I slapped a diamond in it

[inland acorn]

i unlocked level 5 fishing in the game. which profession is better?

[agile geode]

Yeah

[static forge]

then tell her no and to get ur own money

[cobalt hare]

Yes get the crystalarium and

[static forge]

I got the one that sold for more

[cobalt hare]

And finish the vault bundle

[static forge]

id get it

[agile geode]

I know Diamond is the best item to use with it, but I don’t have that yet

[static forge]

fishing can give you them

[cobalt hare]

Def don't pay for her fillers if you dont want to lmao

[inland acorn]

fisherman, right?

[static forge]

and if she tries to argue with u abt it block her

[cobalt hare]

Plus its something that you keep having to get its not a one time thing

[static forge]

I believe so

but only bc I sell all my fish

[static forge]

yeah it deflates if I'm not mistaken

[inland acorn]

ooh yeah me too

[cobalt hare]

The body dissolves the filler naturally

[neon patrol]

I’d have no girlfriend

[polar locust]

I made spicy wine

[static forge]

huh

[cobalt hare]

make sure you keep some for recipes

[static forge]

so?

[agile geode]

Is fishing the best thing for money during Winter?

[static forge]

oh ok

[cobalt hare]

I had to go to year 6 for perfection bc I forgot a fish and a recipe 😑

[static forge]

if ur girlfriend is pushing you to pay for something you don't want to

[neon patrol]

I’ve been with her for 4 years

[static forge]

maybe u need to talk abt boundaries

[cobalt hare]

This is town square stuff you should prob talk about this there

[static forge]

and if she's not understanding, cut her off

ok let's move #town-square

[cobalt hare]

Yeah its a great way to make money

[queen merlin]

what did i walk in on

[static forge]

I made a good amount of squids n stuff

[cobalt hare]

lmfao hi ruhi

[agile geode]

I haven’t actually gotten any squids

[static forge]

it's ocean fish

[agile geode]

I don’t stick around at night much

[queen merlin]

hi choco

[polar locust]

Idk what to do with spicy wine?

[neon patrol]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

lip fillers & fishing

[static forge]

I usually fished till 12am 💀💀

[cobalt hare]

Typical new farmers stuff 💀

[queen merlin]

uh understandable

[static forge]

last time I was in town square they were mad rude

[tawdry minnow]

youve been dating since she was 10?

[static forge]

every chat is mad rude sometimes tbh

[cobalt hare]

same with modded farmers for me

[static forge]

I'm pretty sure everyone in the serv r got their cereal pissed in

they're so passive aggressive 😭😭

[neon patrol]

Yea🤣💀

[queen merlin]

wasn't rude for me as much as... idk how to describe it

felt

[distant sphinx]

what the

[queen merlin]

too on the point?

[distant sphinx]

why is new farmers like this now

[queen merlin]

town square for me is eh

[distant sphinx]

this is supposed to be a seasoned farmers thing

[cobalt hare]

Yeah im scared to chat in modded farmers. Today was the first time someone actually replied to me lol

[queen merlin]

same same 😭

[cobalt hare]

Hello choco

[distant sphinx]

reply

[static forge]

well that's good

[neon patrol]

I dunno

[queen merlin]

like it feels like people just decide to occupy one or two channels in the server and never leave

[static forge]

half the time when people help me it's hella passive aggressive

[cobalt hare]

hey Kyle!!😊

[static forge]

OH

I think I get it

[queen merlin]

i mean the server has enough people for it tbh

[cobalt hare]

faaaacts lmao

[distant sphinx]

I'm in #stardew-valley for like 80% of the time, #stardew-spoilers for another 15% and then just lurking in other channels for the last 5%

[static forge]

I'm only ever in new farmers

seasoned farmers seem... worse

[distant sphinx]

155686 members online rn 😃

[queen merlin]

i am always on #stardew-valley and #stardew-spoilers most of the time and sometimes go to #town-square

[cobalt hare]

Seasoned is fun when you see people you've chatted with before

[queen merlin]

i thought it was the number of members, not online

also 155687 (am petty)

[distant sphinx]

it's members mb

[static forge]

42k is online

[distant sphinx]

yeah

[drifting kindle]

so i got a bunch of gold and purple quality stuff an was wondering if i should keep'em for events or sell'em

[queen merlin]

i try being polite but idk how i rub off lol

[static forge]

I sold mine

[cobalt hare]

It depends on what it is

[distant sphinx]

you rub off as Ruhi on discord to me

[static forge]

but y should probably keep them

I BROUGHT DIAMONDS TO THE FALL SHIT AND GOT. THIRD PLACE.

[queen merlin]

aww thanks chonker cat

[static forge]

and iridium

[drifting kindle]

fish and crops and flowers an stuff

[static forge]

[queen merlin]

you rub off as a cute cat to me

[drifting kindle]

i mostly got purple quality fish

[queen merlin]

i will hug you

[distant sphinx]

https://mouseypounds.github.io/stardew-fair-helper/

[cobalt hare]

Check which of those are loved gifts. Also save a golden cauliflower for the luau

[spring parcel]

same. someone laughed at me for asking a question

[proven rover]

i got a question, new to multiplayer mode in stardew and couldnt find a answer online, if i mine with a friend will we both get the mine chest rewards or is it only limited to one person ?

[static forge]

thanks I'll keep this for y3

[static forge]

they be mad rude bro

[torn bolt]

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

Really? Thats not cool

[static forge]

like. how r u gonna help with an attitude??? they act like they're forced to work. and help

like y'all are volunteering, and being rude??

[distant sphinx]

can confirm everytime I go to seasoned farmers I yell and act unnice

[cobalt hare]

LMFAOOO

[distant sphinx]

JOKE

[static forge]

..

[cobalt hare]

You gotta be rude back so they dont fuck with you again

[static forge]

didn't have to add the slurs part

[static forge]

I'm not trying to get banned

I already got banned from animal crossing 💀

[queen merlin]

lol i try overplaying being cute like an idiot

[distant sphinx]

I'm sorry if I offended anyone in any way fixing now

[torn bolt]

How did you even manage to do that 😂

[queen merlin]

give me all your money as compensation

[static forge]

man..

they don't like CERTAIN WORDS.

[queen merlin]

gets a liability of 150k as student debt

[torn bolt]

Unforgivable pickle I'm devastated

[static forge]

they want you to change ur entire profile to meet their rules, not ur server profile either, UR ACTUAL PROFILE

[cobalt hare]

thank youuu

[cobalt hare]

Wdym?

[distant sphinx]

wow

[static forge]

thank you

[torn bolt]

Damn, that's so intense and for what

[spring parcel]

wdym

[queen merlin]

uh wdym

[cobalt hare]

Animal crossing?

[static forge]

like, I think it was nookazon server but

[queen merlin]

that sounds drastic af to be beilevable without explanation

[static forge]

like

I forgot what it was

[distant sphinx]

uh

[queen merlin]

um

[static forge]

it was like an anime reference something along the lines of arson

[distant sphinx]

starting to sound like a "trust me bro"

[static forge]

and they told me to change my bio

or they'd ban me

[queen merlin]

......... yeah some servers don't want you to put that stuff

which is understandable...........

[static forge]

I never even talked abt it in the server

[robust wind]

I'm in that server and that never happened to me 😂

[static forge]

it was just a bio quote

[cobalt hare]

and I oop-

[prisma ridge]

What should I do with sweet gem berries after I get the stardrop?

[distant sphinx]

.-.

[queen merlin]

ship

[torn bolt]

Ok but why are u screaming? 😭

[robust wind]

Sell!!

[distant sphinx]

sell or seed makers

[queen merlin]

no other purpose

[cobalt hare]

Sell them and never waste your time wit them again

[prisma ridge]

Ok that's fair, ty

[torn bolt]

Sell them all.

[queen merlin]

burn them all

[distant sphinx]

they're fun for a full field harvest though

[static forge]

does this come from the rare seed

[distant sphinx]

ya

[static forge]

O ok

[queen merlin]

getting to full field is material

[robust wind]

I only said it at about 50 decibels

[static forge]

I have one planted

[torn bolt]

Not me googling wtf decibels is

[queen merlin]

i should go complete this episode and slep

[static forge]

.. I

[cobalt hare]

Its times like this where I wish the server had the translator bot

[queen merlin]

bai bai

[distant sphinx]

Bye Ruhi!

[cobalt hare]

Im really not sure why there isn't a translator bot here

[distant sphinx]

Goodnight

[torn bolt]

Byeee ✨

[cobalt hare]

Bye!! Goodnight

[static forge]

translation for what

[queen merlin]

[distant sphinx]

decibels is english right?

[torn bolt]

I think it is because the server is English only. So...

[robust wind]

Measure of sound or something

[robust wind]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

A bot that would translate that word into Spanish in your DM's

[static forge]

METAL CONCERT 💀

[torn bolt]

May I did know 😭 i was just joking I am sorry.

[cobalt hare]

You just have to react to the message with a flag

And it sends the translation in your DMs

[static forge]

speaking of

[distant sphinx]

that would be really cool

[robust wind]

Oh 😂 sorry I thought I confused you 😭

[static forge]

why IS the server English only

[robust wind]

My 50 decibels was normal tho

[cobalt hare]

Not enough mods that speak other languages

[torn bolt]

You are so sweet. I am always confused tho 😭

[static forge]

fair enough

[distant sphinx]

and to avoid confusion

[static forge]

any tips for ||sc||?

[warped hamlet]

• galaxy sword/hammer if possible, lava katana is very good too
• gold pickaxe or above preferably
• bombs, like 50-100 preferably but something like 20 is fine
• staircases, put jade in crystalariums and trade for them
• spicy eel/pumpkin soup/lucky lunch/crab cakes are the best buff foods, triple shot espresso is good to pair them with for extra speed
• it’s important to have lots of healing food, gold cheese or salad is relatively easy to get and very good
• use a desert totem to get there at 6:30 am, getting an extra 4 hours of time there because don’t have to wait for Pam
• go on a best luck day, use lucky rings if you can
• always use a staircase if you get the long spiral layout or an infested floor
• don’t bother leaving early, it’s worth the 1000g fee for passing out to get more time there
• try to avoid spending unnecessary time, don’t fight monsters if you don’t have to, don’t mine every iridium node you see until later in the run
  ((this isnt mine thanks lenin!!))

[torn bolt]

Get a bunch of bombs, coffee and staircases. Don't fight monsters, just run around.

[distant sphinx]

bring plenty of bombs and food, go fast and on a good luck day, don't waste time and don't bring uneeded items

wow

[torn bolt]

Damn
You were so ready

[static forge]

god damn

[distant sphinx]

Lenin is a god

[robust wind]

||weapons, food, drink, bombs, staircases||

[warped hamlet]

nah i still have to scroll 5 seconds up too inefficent /j

[static forge]

well I'll start saving some of. my. cheese

[static forge]

don't u lose items if u pass out tho

[distant sphinx]

only if you die

[robust wind]

Only if you die

[static forge]

o

[torn bolt]

Nope. Only when dying.

[cobalt hare]

God damn y'all are fast typers

[static forge]

can u still item recovery

[distant sphinx]

if you pass out at 2am the max penalty is 1k loss

well "die"

[warped hamlet]

x to doubt i swear ive lost 5k

[static forge]

I've lost 5k from death

[distant sphinx]

Look mom! I'm a fast Tyler

[torn bolt]

That's right

Bully her

[cobalt hare]

auto correct does me dirty every time

[distant sphinx]

you're so mean Angel

[static forge]

I'm slower on phon

[torn bolt]

Learn how to fucking write choco wtf

[distant sphinx]

so rud uwu

[cobalt hare]

LOL

[torn bolt]

Jk Choco i lub u

OMG I SAW THAT

How dare u

[cobalt hare]

😂😂😂

[robust wind]

Why are you screaming at Choco 😭 that was at least as loud as a subway train 😭

[torn bolt]

Literally crying and throwing up rn

[cobalt hare]

🤫

[distant sphinx]

CrayMay using tts 💀

[static forge]

I have 9 gold star cheese

[robust wind]

100 decibels Ángel 😭

[torn bolt]

Subway train 😭

[static forge]

is it cheese or cheeses

[distant sphinx]

cheese

[torn bolt]

Are u silencing me? 😭 help guys

[robust wind]

Tf is tts

[static forge]

what if you're talking about multiple types of cheese

[distant sphinx]

text to speech

[distant sphinx]

then cheeses

[warped hamlet]

"i have 10 cheese" still makes sense

[static forge]

oh ok

[robust wind]

No? I'm not 😂

[cobalt hare]

[static forge]

I have 9 cheeses

[distant sphinx]

uh yeah that's why I sad cheese

[warped hamlet]

"i have ten cheeses also sounds dumb"

[torn bolt]

You didn't get the joke, love

[robust wind]

I really didn't

[warped hamlet]

i meant doesnt make sense

[robust wind]

Oh decibels

[distant sphinx]

L

[torn bolt]

Maybe next time 😭 💕

[distant sphinx]

epik emopte fail

[torn bolt]

Too late 😭

[warped hamlet]

shut up

[cobalt hare]

Didnt get the joke or it was a bad joke?🤔

[torn bolt]

Both

[robust wind]

Police, Ángels mean

[distant sphinx]

🤐

[torn bolt]

💀

[warped hamlet]

the plural for cheese is cheeses this sucks

[distant sphinx]

just call it whatever

[cobalt hare]

Disgusting

[warped hamlet]

ok i have no whatever

[torn bolt]

I love this emote

[distant sphinx]

hard milks

[cobalt hare]

Im not ok with that

[torn bolt]

[cobalt hare]

This slow mode is slow as shit and only 5 people are talking

[distant sphinx]

solidified liquid dairy

[warped hamlet]

>

[distant sphinx]

ratio

[torn bolt]

What did ratio mean? I forgot

[cobalt hare]

ratio the ratio

[torn bolt]

[cobalt hare]

react to my message

[distant sphinx]

uh how do I explain

[warped hamlet]

dont do it

[cobalt hare]

do it

[distant sphinx]

like an inbalance of likes and dislikes against the poster

[cobalt hare]

This message Angel 😂

[warped hamlet]

ratio is when someone has dumb opinon, you get the person disagreeing more likes then the op

[static forge]

just don't get ratioed

[cobalt hare]

you're killing me

[torn bolt]

I am so lost

[warped hamlet]

L get ratioed im still +1

[cobalt hare]

react to my message that says "ratio the ratio" LOL

[torn bolt]

Lmao

[static forge]

oops

[robust wind]

Tf 😂

[cobalt hare]

Thats how it works 😂😂😂

[torn bolt]

Me?

[distant sphinx]

xD

[cobalt hare]

OMg I give up

[torn bolt]

Idk what are we playing

[cobalt hare]

anywho😂

Its ok LOL

[small bison]

are rabbits like shoop for the coop? do they produce more wool if hearts are higher?

[torn bolt]

This is some really weird minigame

[static forge]

my kid is crawling on the floor and they look like a fucking slug

[distant sphinx]

yes they also produce rabbit feet which are good for gifts and are used in cc

[static forge]

shoop for the coop

[warped hamlet]

iirc they stop producing wool at high hearts in replace for feet ?

[robust wind]

They make wool, they 💯 shoop

[distant sphinx]

shoop is singular for sheep

[warped hamlet]

no way

[small bison]

YES! COOP SHOOP

[distant sphinx]

goose - geese

[robust wind]

Goosies

[distant sphinx]

moose - meese

[polar locust]

Occasionally rabbits feet as well

[warped hamlet]

no.

[distant sphinx]

shoop - sheep

[rigid ruin]

nah they still produce wool and sometimes rabbit's foot

[static forge]

noose neese

[torn bolt]

Where did May go

[robust wind]

[static forge]

tootsie rolls n nasty

[warped hamlet]

ah oaky

[distant sphinx]

goose-geese
moose-meese
shoop-sheep

[torn bolt]

Are we leaving already?

[warped hamlet]

moose MEESE LMAOO

[robust wind]

I here

[distant sphinx]

you can't argue with my logic

[torn bolt]

[small bison]

why do coop shoop lose their feet? what happens to them?

do they grow back?

[robust wind]

Starfish genetics

[distant sphinx]

do you guys all join and leave channels at the same time??

[polar locust]

The shed them obviously fit newer feet

[safe vale]

ox -> oxen
box -> boxen

[warped hamlet]

they never lose them

[torn bolt]

Not really. But if the people I like aren't in the channel I ain't staying lmao

[small bison]

i hope they dont

[robust wind]

No I'm just never here

[warped hamlet]

i hate everyone here stop with the stupid wrong plurals

[rigid ruin]

yes because they have adamantium

[distant sphinx]

bwahahadfh

[distant sphinx]

SHOOP

[robust wind]

And when I see that chonker cat person I run for the hills!!!

[warped hamlet]

SHEEP.

[torn bolt]

U ok love?

[distant sphinx]

[robust wind]

Lmfao 😂

[distant sphinx]

ANGEL WTF

[torn bolt]

Yeah?

[robust wind]

🏃‍♀️

[distant sphinx]

WHY DID YOU 👆

[polar locust]

I got gifted a literal potato

[torn bolt]

Did I?

[distant sphinx]

THIS IS SO SAD

[torn bolt]

Pickle u know i lub u

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[torn bolt]

[distant sphinx]

thenk u

[torn bolt]

[gaunt gale]

heya newbs

[wicked thorn]

[gaunt gale]

what is of the up?

[distant sphinx]

Hi I am noob

I have just started playing stardew valley

[copper trail]

how to water crops?

how to plant crops?

[distant sphinx]

✋ I have a question

[copper trail]

where to get crops?

[torn bolt]

Not the hand lmao

[wicked thorn]

[distant sphinx]

How do you open the box in your house 👉 👈

[torn bolt]

Alt + f4

[distant sphinx]

okay thanks

I'll try it

[urban crystal]

am on mobile3

[torn bolt]

Your welcome

[distant sphinx]

wrong you're 💀

[gaunt gale]

Hi noob

[gaunt gale]

double press home and swipe up if on ios

[distant sphinx]

I think I did it wrong

[frail lynx]

Should I plant the starfruit seeds I get from gunther

[urban crystal]

but im on android

[cobalt hare]

no home button

[distant sphinx]

I accidentally went into town and into the community center

[torn bolt]

Oops

[urban crystal]

your suppsoed to say "instructions uinclear

[distant sphinx]

then I fixed the bus, got starfruit and became millionare

[copper trail]

if they will be able to finish growing than yes

[distant sphinx]

I overused that joke 😐

[gaunt gale]

then throw your device out the window idk, and don't say you are in a hut with no windows

[copper trail]

omg pogo is a tattoo artist

[gaunt gale]

then do teh same as fire lord 9 guy

[frail lynx]

ok

[cobalt hare]

no

[gaunt gale]

yes

[urban crystal]

my phone is glued to my table

[gaunt gale]

get and use an industrial grinder

[urban crystal]

i have 1 bucks

[gaunt gale]

sell tablet for cash

phone

[urban crystal]

its glued to the table

[gaunt gale]

sell both

[frail lynx]

sell tablephone

[silent anvil]

does abigail's 4 heart event trigger during a storm??

[gaunt gale]

I thin it requires rain and would in a storm

[urban crystal]

i have no door i cant leave the house

[cobalt hare]

@torn bolt come back

[ashen flume]

Sell the house online

[silent anvil]

no i mean the harp event

[gaunt gale]

use the window

[silent anvil]

is that not the sam as a storm?

[torn bolt]

But you, may and pickle left

[gaunt gale]

I pressed enter instead of delete and had to edit

[urban crystal]

no windows

[gaunt gale]

you said your phone was glued to a table and so couldn't fit out your window

[frail lynx]

how do u access screenshot folder

[gaunt gale]

are you on windows?

[frail lynx]

mac

[gaunt gale]

well you can from in game

[urban crystal]

?????

[gaunt gale]

just press the button

[cobalt hare]

Am i blind or did they forget to create a jelly/jar emoji?

[warped hamlet]

[gaunt gale]

you have to type /jar in game to unlock it
it's the emote

[gaunt gale]

idk then, I don't use mac

[frail lynx]

rip

[gaunt gale]

sorry

[cobalt hare]

What

[gaunt gale]

for the in game emote

the special hidden ones

or one of them

there are a few

[cobalt hare]

No i mean in chat

[gaunt gale]

maybe idk

[warped hamlet]

i think they mean the discord version 😭