stardew-valley

[gaunt gale]

you cold make oen

yeah I realized that now

[ashen flume]

Ngl my favorite one is music

[warped hamlet]

arent they out of space or smth

ok but has anyone ever used

[cobalt hare]

Yes actually😂

[warped hamlet]

ok there are 1.5k results nvm

[gaunt gale]

mhm, the one that looks like a harpsicord

[cobalt hare]

greenhouse or desert first for joja route

Never seen that one be used

[warped hamlet]

23 results LMAO

[drifting kindle]

does rice grow year-round from spring to fall or a certain season

[visual quail]

Just spring

[gaunt gale]

only spring

[gaunt gale]

hi macu

[drifting kindle]

[gaunt gale]

what r u searcing

[visual quail]

hello

[warped hamlet]

the pastes of emotes

[gaunt gale]

ok

nice

imma go cya guys

[robust wind]

Emote paste

[green briar]

[cobalt hare]

greenhouse or desert first for joja route

[frail lynx]

I think I went a bit overkill

[copper trail]

gh

[green briar]

I'm Saul Goodman

[copper trail]

why would u want desert first

Gh makes more money to get all the other rewards

[cobalt hare]

U right

im running sve i dont know if desert got an expansion

[ashen flume]

I relate to this a lot

[inner heart]

well ye you spend whole day watering

[frail lynx]

I'm thinking of getting more

[copper trail]

upgrade ur watering can soon

[inner heart]

get more but get sprinklers

[warm portal]

When I go in my bed (not sleep but go in it) it isnt recharging energy

Is there a reason?

[copper trail]

If u start upgrading the day before a rainy day u won’t miss a watering

[frail lynx]

I have copper can

[inner heart]

ye man you need to sleep

[frail lynx]

I don't have a death wish

[copper trail]

why not steel?

[ashen flume]

Thats only in multiplayer

[frail lynx]

bc i can't afford iron

[warm portal]

Damn

ok thanks

[ocean garden]

stealing is bad

[copper trail]

it makes it sooooo much easier

[inner heart]

lol

[copper trail]

if ur a party pooper than sure

[tawny urchin]

Hello, does anyone know if when you are in multiplayer and one of the players has an ability that gives more gold when selling, with a shared economy, it does not matter who sells it?

[copper trail]

welcome!

[ashen flume]

I think it works

Like,my friend had the uhh profesion for gems to sell more,and i sold a diamond

It sold for like 900 something instead of the usual 750

So atleast from my experience it doesnt matter who sells

[tawny urchin]

ok, thanks dude 😄

[ashen flume]

Np

[polar locust]

I got a lot of copper and didn’t know it

[rotund fox]

[hasty pond]

sell price is affected by all online players, but only once

[small bison]

whats better, fighter or scout?

for level 5 profession

[halcyon abyss]

Fighter for swords and scout for daggers and hammers

[small bison]

alrighty.. so..

brute or defender?

[halcyon abyss]

Dunno wanna do more damage or have more armor

[robust wind]

Brute

[scarlet thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/585628416607256576.webp?size=64

I really like the outfit for some reason

[ivory wigeon]

so handsome bobansome

[hallow mist]

what can I use spring onions for? I just been passing em to Leah and manging a few now and then

[halcyon abyss]

Selling them

[ashen flume]

Eat

Good energy source early game

[hallow mist]

Jas and Vincent give a perk for it right like 5x selling that shits wicked

[halcyon abyss]

Not really lol

[ashen flume]

When you get it its so late in the game its like nothing

[long geyser]

7x actually

[ashen flume]

Same for ||the bears knowledge||

[signal minnow]

So my one and only sheep managed to have a baby last night, is that even possible?

[ashen flume]

Yeah they do that

[scarlet thicket]

idk what would i do without it

[ashen flume]

They just kinda...split in two ig?

[scarlet thicket]

its my main source of income

[ashen flume]

Youre selling the salmonberries?

[scarlet thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/903760658032656404.webp?size=64

[ashen flume]

Oh

[signal minnow]

I was so confused lol, I just kinda assumed there would have to be 2 in there for that to happen so I didn't turn it off

[ashen flume]

Its concerning tbh

[cobalt hare]

I guess your sheep snuck a ram in lol

[hallow mist]

how bad is it to not talk to anyone for a day. am I gonna lose a heart cus I spent a day in the mines

[scarlet thicket]

its -2 points

[cobalt hare]

You don't have to talk to them everyday dont worry

[hallow mist]

how many points is a heart

[scarlet thicket]

250

[polar locust]

I’m to lazy to care for my animals so I’m just buying their 1 heart goods

[hallow mist]

oh shit

[ashen flume]

Just gift them twice a week or give them a high quality gift on their birthday

[hallow mist]

right on

[scarlet thicket]

Even if you're gonna gift loved on their birthday and nothing else its gotta decay to their next birthday

Loved gift on birthday is 650 points

Actually, half of it is gonna decay, right?

[urban crystal]

that looks like hanzo

exept with hair

[rigid ruin]

The decay is barely a problem unless it's your spouse

[scarlet thicket]

Dont you love it when #stardew-valley is full not non new farmers?

[hallow mist]

after I get 1 of every cool mineral like quartz and topaz to Gunther can I just gift em

[rigid ruin]

Sure

[scarlet thicket]

Daffodils >

[mortal wolf]

Does anyone know why my chickens will not go back in the coop?

I shut the door at night and tried going out the farm then going back in. They were still outside.

I tried going to bed and the next day they are still outside and I get no eggs.

Last night, I lost a chicken because this seems to happen every now and again, any suggestions?

[hallow mist]

what else they gud for

daffodils op

[scarlet thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/630113561045106718.webp?size=64

[cobalt hare]

They all go back in the coop in the evening

[scarlet thicket]

5 pm

[serene walrus]

You locked them out lol

[halcyon abyss]

Are you giving them hay?

[scarlet thicket]

they have clay

[cobalt hare]

Yeah dont shut the door until theyre all back in. If you go to bed with the door shut they could get killed

[mortal wolf]

No no, I came back after 6pm, way after like 10pm

[scarlet thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/730136224592953364.webp?size=64

[mortal wolf]

They were sleeping outside the coop

[cobalt hare]

Because you closed their gate

[scarlet thicket]

Maybe because the 🚪 was 🔐

[serene walrus]

Tbh I never close it lol

[scarlet thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/850699563517214731.webp?size=64

[halcyon abyss]

Same

[analog fox]

You have to keep the little door way open for them no matter what (except in winter)

[scarlet thicket]

Ive removed the gate so i wont close it for good

[halcyon abyss]

I only close it during winter

[mortal wolf]

So I leave the door open even if they are sleeping outside?

[scarlet thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/903760658032656404.webp?size=64

[halcyon abyss]

No just leave it open

[serene walrus]

Yes just leave it open lol

[pulsar crater]

About to enter summer for the first time, should I destroy all my crops from spring? or do I preserve them somehow?

[halcyon abyss]

I feel like im losing iq from this convo

[scarlet thicket]

Just wait till summer

[cobalt hare]

Let the crop die into the next season so you dont have to re-till and water

[rigid ruin]

Any planted crop will die, you can't really preserve them

[pulsar crater]

Alright, thanks guys

[mortal wolf]

Okay thank you, that is why I wanted to come here to get advice thanks now to replace my chicken

[pulsar crater]

Best crop for summer?

Blueberrys right?

[olive raft]

The Ui will tell you what type of chicken you are buying on the name selection screen

[halcyon abyss]

Pretty much other than starfruit

[cobalt hare]

For year 1 yes

[halcyon abyss]

But you havent unlocked starfruit

[little laurel]

if I plant a crop that can be harvested more than once does deluxe fertilizer effect the second harvest?

[halcyon abyss]

Yes

[olive raft]

Also grow a melon, pepper and tomat

[olive raft]

For the cc

[halcyon abyss]

Fertilizer continues to affect any crop on the tile

[rose sky]

When you get married with someone, do you need to buy a bed for them?

[olive raft]

Nope

[rigid ruin]

No the double bed is enough

[rose sky]

Because Haley just moved in and she doesn’t have a bed in her “room”

[rose sky]

Oh ok

Thanks

[cobalt hare]

They sleep in the bed with you

[vagrant tendon]

is there a way to autoharvest greenhouse crops

[rigid ruin]

But they will complain if there's only a single person bed

[rose sky]

Interesting

[rigid ruin]

Nope

Unless you mod the game

[little laurel]

Is it just me or is stardew valley less of a farming game and more of a business management game

[olive raft]

Ehhh, i guess

[analog fox]

Lmao I can see that

[little laurel]

Like for real I really am planning out when to plant shit.

[hallow mist]

yo why am I tripping sack with the wizard rn

[little laurel]

I have a calculator next to me now

[rigid ruin]

Surely that's normal farmer stuff

[hallow mist]

I just drank some lean out his cauldron

oh thru ego death ive learned forest magic bet

[shadow egret]

i literally caught 7 seaweed in a row

what is this

[hallow mist]

lucky youyy

[shadow egret]

no!

i want fish!

[little laurel]

Just get a attachment to help you out

new month

[polar locust]

Well I guess I’m getting an octopus tank

[little laurel]

cool

I'm gonna broke buying this much kale.

but it's a investment

[halcyon abyss]

Kale💀

[little laurel]

Bro. I'm saving some for strawbarries

I already have deluxe fertilizer

[halcyon abyss]

Good

[little laurel]

the flower thing is in 2 days so that's nice

cool

you can mod the game which is nice

I wish I could do that

shush. we Nintendo players be living good whenever Zelda 2 comes out

Or a new super Mario. it's been 5 years already.

[copper trail]

longer than that

super Mario bros u came out when?

[little laurel]

the first game?

that's in 1985

[copper trail]

U

[little laurel]

but the super mario game came out in 1983

[copper trail]

the Wii U game

when did that come out

[static forge]

can I recover items if I die in the ||sc||

[little laurel]

No. I'm talking about super mario odyssey

[copper trail]

yes u can pay the adventures guild

[static forge]

ok thx

[serene walrus]

but only 1 type of item so choose wisely

[static forge]

I'm probably gonna buy it on PC to mod

[copper trail]

oh usually people mean super mario bros as the 2d ones not just mario games as a whole

[little laurel]

super mario odyssey had some 2D to it.

[little laurel]

Nice.

[copper trail]

Like super Mario bros Wii, U, new super Mario bros 1&2

[little laurel]

Also Nintendo has some really nice deals sometimes. I got 3 games and 3 DLCs for dead cells for just £26

[little laurel]

oh. you mean the ones that are 3D but you don't get a up down view to it.

the side scrollers?

[ebon timber]

Bowser's fury

[fathom belfry]

whoa

[little laurel]

well. they ain't like the really big games that everyone is excited about. you have the main line games the really big triple A games then you can have other games like Mario golf.

[ebon timber]

Bruh tell me who actually bought Mario golf

[fathom belfry]

i think i knew a kid that did once

[little laurel]

It can't be that bad.

[fathom belfry]

he's dead now

[little laurel]

that's very sad to hear.

[fathom belfry]

because of Mario Golf? that's for your to decide

[ebon timber]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[fathom belfry]

it's ok, he was an asshole.
also, imaginary.

[little laurel]

I think the mario sports games aren't the best but I don't think that any of them are bad in any way.

[drifting kindle]

how do i equip fish tackles to my rod

[fathom belfry]

i used to love mario tennis on 64

[little laurel]

I did actually believe because of all the things that have been going on within schools.

[ebon timber]

Got an iridium rod?

[little laurel]

you need a iridium rod

[drifting kindle]

how do i get iridium rod

[little laurel]

buy it

[drifting kindle]

nvm

o

[ebon timber]

Buy one from willy

[little laurel]

it's 7500

[fathom belfry]

willy be taxin

[drifting kindle]

is iridium rod the best in game

[ebon timber]

Not alot but no cheap either

[ebon timber]

Yes

[little laurel]

clint sells gold stuff for 10K

[ebon timber]

Mate I wish I could give willy all my money

[fathom belfry]

yeah, it has been well-established in this server that clint sucks though

that's why he's forever alone

[frail lynx]

LOL

Clint is so sweet tho

[fathom belfry]

same but w/ linus

[little laurel]

ayo. no

[fathom belfry]

this is them @ admin, ban them

[little laurel]

both of them are okay. they may not be the best of people but they are fine

and Linus is just living his best life.

[inner heart]

deamn yeee man

[fathom belfry]

have you seen into the wild? linus reminds me of old alexander supertramp.

[inner heart]

he is just like don't steal my tent and you are good

[fathom belfry]

mans got some severe PTSD

[little laurel]

I don't know. I just always imagined him to be homeless Linus tech tips guy

[fathom belfry]

every time I think we're tight, he surprises me.
the other day I have him a gift & he was still like, "don't destroy my tent."

[lucid gazelle]

How do i get tea

[fathom belfry]

i swear i will find out who did my man linus like that & i will seek revenge

[little laurel]

get enough hearts with the caroline

then she will send you a letter the next day

[lucid gazelle]

Oh okay, do i keep gifting her and talking?

[little laurel]

It's because of other people.

[little laurel]

yeah.

[tawdry minnow]

how to glue marnie behind her desk

she is so annoying lmao

[hexed carbon]

I wish we could do that

[tawdry minnow]

i get into her shop 9am sharp and shes on her way out the door

[hexed carbon]

Just trap her there

[tawdry minnow]

i agree LOL

[hexed carbon]

My sister expressed concern about how little the doctors is open

Have that open earlier

[fathom belfry]

then they must all die

🔥 👄 🔥

[little laurel]

The fuck.

ain't no way.

Pierre is a asshole

[fathom belfry]

yeah, he'll be the first to go

[little laurel]

I just sold him some plums now his selling the same plum for three times the price

[frail lynx]

SAME I SAW LINUS AND IM LIKE LINUS SEBASTIAN!?!?!?

[fathom belfry]

omg, they were talking about sebastian 💀

[little laurel]

I do like that bird

[fathom belfry]

I didn't catch that at all

that's hilarious

[little laurel]

it's like a blue jay but not blue

[fathom belfry]

i think i could read you describing things for hours

describe shane next

[frail lynx]

Need a million of these

[frail lynx]

nono linus sebastian is the name of ltt guy

[little laurel]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[ashen flume]

Very accurate description of shane

[little laurel]

No need. i got 8 of them stocked up and I haven't used a signal one. at a point you have enough energy for everything

[fathom belfry]

that's infinitely less funny

[fathom belfry]

when he sees a beer

[frail lynx]

We need to markup goods we sell to Pierre solely because of the fact that we need to look at him

[tawdry minnow]

LOL

[fathom belfry]

the pierre tax, i like it

and also because he takes credit for it

so you gotta pay extra if you're gonna take credit for it

[shadow egret]

wait this isn't the stanley parable

[little laurel]

I don't get it

[shadow egret]

too many choices

[little laurel]

I see.

[warped hamlet]

middle one

[wicked thorn]

[fathom belfry]

[cunning silo]

i've already asked this question but is it 100% that if i use a normal speedgro on cranberries while planting on day two, they will all still produce 5 harvests?

[south scroll]

Dude

Check wiki

There's a complete schedule there

Do I have to show you the links?

[dull brook]

I just watered....nearly 200 plants and honestly regret of my choice.Why did I buy 118 pumpkins

[vital glade]

this is a place for people to ask questions when they're too lazy to check the wiki, the least we can do is answer their questions

[vital glade]

check the wiki

[cunning silo]

right i didnt see that

[maiden atlas]

that is not nearly 200

[south scroll]

Here you go

[dull brook]

I also bought other plants

[south scroll]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Cranberries

[cunning silo]

no i looked it up already

[dull brook]

But mostly pumpkins

[south scroll]

Sigh

[cunning silo]

but ty for informing me about these calendars

[south scroll]

Smh

ID?

Name cheat?

[charred fossil]

naughtypot. maybe

[dull brook]

Naughtypot

[signal minnow]

willy said the lingcod "don't come down easily", that was underexaggerated

[silent anvil]

how many bachelorettes do we got?

[visual quail]

6

12 in total with the bachelors

[rich crest]

[serene walrus]

sammy hiiiiii

[polar locust]

I’m buying a duck I need it

[south scroll]

For CC?

[steel canyon]

hello im new to stardew, nice to meet yall

[south scroll]

Hi!

[lapis olive]

hiii

[steel canyon]

probably gonna ask a lot here bc i dont rly like using guides/wiki

[distant sphinx]

@vital glade what

[distant sphinx]

Hello and welcome :D

[cobalt hare]

light mode wtf

[south scroll]

Wiki explain things in more detail, but we try our best

[distant sphinx]

weak

[lapis olive]

Why is it so bright 😭

[cobalt hare]

blinded me for a second there

[south scroll]

Is that Discord? Who uses light mode nowadays

[distant sphinx]

you people are like krobus

[lapis olive]

Barely anyone

[distant sphinx]

except less cute

[cobalt hare]

true

[steel canyon]

yeah i just play for fun not trying to be super efficient or anything so it should be fine :)

[rich crest]

omg peachhyyy hellooo

[distant sphinx]

most (if not all) people just tell you what the wiki already says anyways

[south scroll]

True

[steel canyon]

oh no my cat is blocking me

i need to sleep

[torn bolt]

pickle wtf

are u really using light mode?

[distant sphinx]

keep walking

you'll phase through it

[distant sphinx]

since 2020 babyyy!!

[grave mesa]

Ban them

[torn bolt]

i thought u were cool pickle

[grave mesa]

Same .. disappointed smh

[violet cradle]

Guess what?

I GOT A HOUSE UPGRADE!

[distant sphinx]

I'm sorry

[south scroll]

[grave mesa]

WOO 🎉

[steel canyon]

oo ty !

[south scroll]

Noice

[ornate plank]

this is so funny i cant

[violet cradle]

One task gave me like 6000 g

[steel canyon]

yeah u need those sunglasses if u use light mode since 2020

[gloomy hill]

see this guy gets it

[violet cradle]

Which was WAY more than I was expecting.

[grave mesa]

Yeah I'm learning to chill in SDV

[south scroll]

Now you can cook!

[gloomy hill]

one of my favorite parts of stardew is messing around and trying things

[grave mesa]

It's hard though

[distant sphinx]

here I'll take it in dark mode cuz at least someone finds it funny

cough Angel

[violet cradle]

Tip for newcomers. Whenever that second billboard gets set up, DO IT.

[gloomy hill]

i thought it was funny

[grave mesa]

I refuse

[lament path]

Mobile players are screaming

[distant sphinx]

here we go

[distant sphinx]

lmaoooo

[gloomy hill]

linus

react

[warped hamlet]

year 10 post cc still done a total of 2 👍

[south scroll]

I recommend to make sashimi from crabpots fishes, they're cheap and you'll have lots of it, perfect for recovering stamina!

[lament path]

Bahaaha

[distant sphinx]

@torn bolt happy?

[polar locust]

Well now I have a void chicken

[lament path]

Hi jack

[ornate plank]

subtip: dont bother picking up a quest that you know will take a while at the end of a week, youll just be sad by the end

[torn bolt]

i lub u pickle 💕

[south scroll]

Much much much much better

[gloomy hill]

also the game literally runs forever so

[torn bolt]

yep your welcome for making u a better person lmao

[grave mesa]

Yeah I'm just addicted to efficiency

[cobalt hare]

fr

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/he-died-cat-falling-over-cat-oof-rip-gif-25901051

[cobalt hare]

i be getting sad when i dont go mining or fishing for a day

[spring junco]

Hello everyone!

[gloomy hill]

hi

[south scroll]

Hi!!

[violet cradle]

So, question for you guys.

[gloomy hill]

[signal minnow]

catching sturgeon and lingcod will be the end of me

[distant sphinx]

until your storage gets maxed

[distant sphinx]

try fishing buffs

[violet cradle]

Now that I have more room in my house, I wanna move my chests around but I don’t know how.

[distant sphinx]

and tackles

[gloomy hill]

i have 10 terabytes on standby

[signal minnow]

oh just realized my tackle is gone

[distant sphinx]

empty them or if you're not on mobile you can push them by spamming (4 directions only)

[south scroll]

Pickaxe

[spring junco]

You just need to have them with no items and remove them with the pickaxe

and then place them where you want

[gloomy hill]

ur only supposed to place your items one direction right

[distant sphinx]

yes excluding furniture

well most furniture items

[gloomy hill]

thata silly

[violet cradle]

I agree

Like my house is gonna look really weird with all my chests in the same direction.

Are there any bigger units of storage?

[torn bolt]

Sadly, no.

That's why you put chests in a shed instead of your house

[polar locust]

I now have the ||green house|| soon my empire starts

[torn bolt]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

@polar locust To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[distant sphinx]

Angel

again

that's not what that command does

Maza Lepe read the pins on what to spoiler

[torn bolt]

what do u mean

[torn bolt]

they already did.

because i told them

[distant sphinx]

the command only shows how to spoiler not what to spoiler

whatever

it works

[torn bolt]

but it worked c:

u are just jealous pickle

[distant sphinx]

still cool Angel

[torn bolt]

pickle

give me a song to listen to

quick

[polar locust]

Ghost by mystery skulls

[torn bolt]

PICKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[gloomy hill]

they should add giants spiders to the game

that eat people

[distant sphinx]

oh uh

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. Students begin at the starting line. Once the test begins, the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear the signal

[gloomy hill]

erm…

[torn bolt]

tf

Pickle, for real. Name a song

[distant sphinx]

does it have to be a good song?

I'm thinking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPEQLU-aD3I&list=PLbrAnF1cQ0SCKw3yfO2SzJ1g5DaxXOYkv&index=2

listened to it today and it slaps as a boss theme

[torn bolt]

we could had been besties

but you sent a terraria song

[distant sphinx]

what's wrong with that

[torn bolt]

jk

i'm gonna listen to it

give me a sec

[distant sphinx]

it's goog

[gloomy hill]

i prefer crabulon

[torn bolt]

I wanted something exciting

[distant sphinx]

I'm sorry

I have failed you

[torn bolt]

i'll give you another chance

[distant sphinx]

what genre do you like

that'll make it easier

[torn bolt]

that's cheating

you have to guess

[silent anvil]

Hey guys

[torn bolt]

Hey

[silent anvil]

What nba team would each of the stardew valley characters like

[tidal yacht]

c: is best emoticon

[distant sphinx]

yknow what, MORE TERRARIA MUSIC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GcPA3C0QeI&list=PLbrAnF1cQ0SCKw3yfO2SzJ1g5DaxXOYkv&index=32

more exciting this time

[gloomy hill]

the old guy def a lil racist

[torn bolt]

i hope

[distant sphinx]

George is canonically homophobic

[gloomy hill]

AXTUALLY???

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

srry obnoxious

[torn bolt]

yeah

[steel canyon]

[torn bolt]

pickle i think you don't know what exciting means

[distant sphinx]

[gloomy hill]

https://youtu.be/17IZjvr5c1I

do that one

its exciting

[pure dragon]

Ok

[obtuse beacon]

Can you get the fiddlehead fern or whatever it is for the chef bundle without getting a silver axe if you glitch into the secret woods?

[summer hamlet]

It's only there in the summer, but i dont see why not

[quaint venture]

yeh just break in with a chair

[carmine grove]

Why was Jodi's fish dinner the most awkward thing in the fucking world

I could SMELL the tension.

Like take out the happy music and it's just so awkward

[plush comet]

wut

[violet cradle]

Yeah its official, Abigail is my girl.

[south scroll]

Oh no, Abigail has taken another victim, nooooo...!

[pure dragon]

Abigail is an antagonist

[south scroll]

He got Abigail simp syndrome

[violet cradle]

She loves video games, that’s good enough for me.

[novel agate]

If you want to join a farm dm me

[torn bolt]

Pickle are u here?

[south scroll]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[carmine grove]

Year 2 spoils

||So in the fall Jodi is like hey I wanna have a fish dinner tonight can you bring me a fish and I do

The following unfolds

I bring the fish.
Jodi asks Sam to come out and skin the fish to which he growls and goes "Yes ma'am."
I plop the fish on the ground.
Jodi goes "I'd ask Kent to bring one but he eats one whole himself!" And we just.

Stare at him waiting for a minute to respond.||

[languid swan]

The interactions with Jodi are basically flirting

I haven't seen all of Caroline's

[plush comet]

Thank you for explaining, I have yet to have this happen 🤣

I saw that 😵‍💫

[carmine grove]

Jodi deserves so much tby

Tbh

[south scroll]

Have you seen robin? Kent is justified, but Demetrius is such a jerk

[languid swan]

Tfw first time players find out you can't marry Jodi and Caroline cuz they're mil-

[gloomy hill]

abigail my my beloved

[spiral sorrel]

i just got a gold scythe

[lunar oasis]

[languid swan]

-lions of years from even having a chance

[gloomy hill]

SPOILERS GUYS

oh muh lawrf

[south scroll]

Oh god, the Abigail simps

Not again

[carmine grove]

Now low-key I headcanon Demetrius being neurodivergent.

||That tomato scene? I would have done that as a kid deadass.||

[silent anvil]

bro she's the goat

[carmine grove]

Doesn't mean I like him any better but like

[silent anvil]

the stephen curry of the stardew valley ladies

[languid swan]

Man's never bought fruit before

[south scroll]

Oh no, no, they're trying to infect me! Everyone run!!!

[distant sphinx]

abigail is emo gamer girl

[languid swan]

:abigoat

[quaint venture]

me

[languid swan]

[distant sphinx]

Leah is better

[quaint venture]

disagree

[south scroll]

TRUEEEE

[languid swan]

Caroline is better

[south scroll]

Leah is more sexy

[quaint venture]

theyre pixels

[distant sphinx]

ok

[silent anvil]

Leah is russell westbrook

and abigail is stephen curry

[quaint venture]

lol

[silent anvil]

best milf in the game

mother like daughter

[south scroll]

I don't understand any single words you said

[narrow spire]

who is lebron

[silent anvil]

pennY??

[quaint venture]

james

[narrow spire]

shaq 💀

[scenic mica]

Mommy caroline

[quaint venture]

wut

[silent anvil]

haley is klay thompsonj

[scenic mica]

awooga

[silent anvil]

dude im a fucking abigail simp

[quaint venture]

what does shaq have to do with this

[silent anvil]

the bachelorettes in stardew valley haven't had a more disappointing lineup since the last lakers game

BOOM GOT EM

[carmine grove]

I love shane but imma be real I'd never breathe near him irl

[quaint venture]

gottem

[silent anvil]

im a GSW fan, btw

[quaint venture]

my 10 yr old cousin married shane in stardew

[gloomy hill]

abigail is GOTH and likes videogames and purple rocks

[violet cradle]

YES

[quaint venture]

me and abigail are the same person tbh

[violet cradle]

I love goth girls!

[gloomy hill]

sign those divorce papers

[narrow spire]

same

[quaint venture]

lol

[south scroll]

She doesn't like rocks, she EAT THEM

[violet cradle]

WHAT

[silent anvil]

I hope that abigail is a warriors fan too

[quaint venture]

me when i collect crystals and have purple hair

[silent anvil]

the Lakers suck

[narrow spire]

curry only reason i got into basketball

[gloomy hill]

imagine the chompers on her

[quaint venture]

omnomnom

[silent anvil]

why is everyone here simping abigail

[carmine grove]

He's a good hardworking man who makes himself better and you help fix him which helps sate guilty pleasures but that would never happen irl

[south scroll]

Why did you say that?! Now everyone gonna tell how great Abigail is

[gloomy hill]

guy wit da long hair deffy a freak

[carmine grove]

Irl would be holes in drywall and the putrid scent of natty lite

[south scroll]

Oh god

[silent anvil]

yeah cuz abigail is the goat

[south scroll]

Not again

[silent anvil]

the stephen curry of stardew valley

[south scroll]

NOT AGAIN

[gloomy hill]

need her to be real

[carmine grove]

Leah tho.... hoo.

[silent anvil]

abigail simping

[gloomy hill]

GOD DAMN

[charred fossil]

Robin should have been single

[gloomy hill]

george should have been single too

[silent anvil]

you know what stardew valley needs

[gloomy hill]

cute lil wheelchair

[violet cradle]

Yeah she’s a bitch.

[silent anvil]

it needs to banging mod

[dusk sphinx]

Caroline should have been single

[violet cradle]

And I have the proof to back it up

[carmine grove]

Artist in a cottage core escapism world and you KNOW those are some strong hands

[south scroll]

Excuse me

[violet cradle]

I HAVE THE PROOF

[south scroll]

What did you just said?!

[charred fossil]

There is always the 'secret stash' 😛

[gloomy hill]

u guys r arguing abt girls in a video game tho

[carmine grove]

Linus better be date able next update

[gloomy hill]

UES

PLEASE

[violet cradle]

https://youtu.be/iTGD0t3G47o

Here. Just watch this.

[carmine grove]

I don't care if it means he just brings his tent

[violet cradle]

At the 18:12 mark.

She’s a hypocritical jerk.

[carmine grove]

Eh I get it.
Her problems shouldn't involve you, you intervening made it worse

She's a brawny girl, she'd rather stand up for herself.

[agile geode]

When you befriend Haley, what does she give you?

[south scroll]

Really?

REALLY?

Just because of one *hypocritical" event?!

Heck, you can't even know if you played normally

Which is in design

That makes her "a bitch"?

That just flawed

You're forgetting all the good things she's done, just foe one bad thing

[carmine grove]

Women are complicated dude

[south scroll]

Now that's shallow

[carmine grove]

And I'm a women

[quaint venture]

.

wut

woman arent complicated

they chill

[languid swan]

Where are the dilfs in this game

[novel thistle]

@languid swan You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[languid swan]

Besides Kent

[quaint venture]

linus

[languid swan]

And Pierre

[olive valley]

what would you guy recommend to build after barn, coop and silo?

[quaint venture]

n

[languid swan]

Pierre isn't a dilf

[olive valley]

was thinking of upgrading my house but idk if its needed or worth

[carmine grove]

Shane is good if you're craving an "I can fix him" story

[quaint venture]

expand farm or fish pond or shed

[south scroll]

The narrator basically said "yes we know that leah is great, but the reason she's evil is because she did ONE hypocritical bad thing to you"

[quaint venture]

do it

[south scroll]

WTF

Dislike

[quaint venture]

what leah do

[dusty ibex]

yes you’ll need to upgrade your house

[south scroll]

Someone said she's a bitch

[quaint venture]

why

[tawdry minnow]

i have no clue how people can put up with shane before you get your hearts up with him he is so rude

[quaint venture]

whatd she do

[south scroll]

Just coz she's done ONE bad thing

[blazing python]

Ayo wtf is happening

[tawdry minnow]

his cutscenes are heartfelt though which i appreciate

[blazing python]

Context?

[carmine grove]

Honestly I didn't watch the video but if Alex isn't the bottom of the bottom then dislike

[south scroll]

This

[quaint venture]

same people who somehow always pick the most toxic men irl

[novel roost]

is cow profitable?

[quaint venture]

yes

[dusty ibex]

lol you get idiots with too much time on their hands obsessing over fictional characters

cows are very profitable

[south scroll]

He sent this vids

[novel roost]

iok thanks

[olive valley]

i got baby cows so far xD

[dusty ibex]

especially if u process their milk into cheese

[quaint venture]

yeh people here who like obsess with the characters make me uncomfy

[quaint venture]

if you make their milk cheese itll sell for more

[novel roost]

so how much cow should i buy

[south scroll]

2

[quaint venture]

depends on if you have a silo and stuff

[novel roost]

alright ill buy 2

[quaint venture]

if you got enough to feed more than one get 2

[blazing python]

Bro

[dusty ibex]

i would buy 4 cows

[south scroll]

In terms of profit, pigs gets more

[carmine grove]

Can source. Had way too many toxic boyfriends and now like the aesthetic of trash water

[quaint venture]

thats a lotta cows

[dusty ibex]

yea

[blazing python]

Leah is not hypocritical 💀

[quaint venture]

i can tell

[blazing python]

The choices are 2 different timelines

[dusty ibex]

but cows are great and cheese is great too

[south scroll]

I KNOW RIGHT!!!!

[olive valley]

can we leave crops unharvested for a day or so so we can do a bigger harvest amount?

[blazing python]

Its 2 different outcomes

[cunning basalt]

[quaint venture]

yeh

[olive valley]

cause my plants seem to grow at different days then others XD

[carmine grove]

Shane, hobo ace attorney, that one guy in dream daddy...

[south scroll]

THANK YOU! SOMEONE WITH A COMMON SENSE

[blazing python]

Did people really think that option 1 is in the same outcome of option 2??

Smh.

[quaint venture]

only liking toxic men isnt a personality trait lol

[south scroll]

Ikr!

[carmine grove]

I'd never date them irl but that grit hits a nerve right

[quaint venture]

whats option 1 and 2

[south scroll]

Smh

[quaint venture]

??

[blazing python]

||Option 1 is punching Leah's Ex, Option 2 is reasoning with Leah's Ex||

[quaint venture]

whens that happen

[south scroll]

10 hearts

[quaint venture]

who is ex

[blazing python]

💀

[lament path]

Are we talking about leah cutscene?

[blazing python]

Yeah.

[carmine grove]

Not saying it is. Just saying that's one of the video game husband tropes I thirst

[quaint venture]

i dont talk to leah much

[blazing python]

8 heart event specifically

[quaint venture]

mhm

[lament path]

I havent dated her yet so I dont know

[south scroll]

Yes, someone just called her a bitch from one scene

[blazing python]

I hate Haley and Alex since they ghost each other smh

[quaint venture]

neat

[cunning basalt]

wait isnt ||10 hearts above not allowed here SLWJDEOFJP||

[quaint venture]

ive only dated seb, next is harvey

[lament path]

Yep

[blazing python]

Yeah. And the video is a very bad take on Leah

[blazing python]

Oops

[cunning basalt]

i just woke up and seeing this <>_<>

[dusty ibex]

u can hate on a lot of characters in sdv but leah shouldn’t be one of them

[carmine grove]

As well as soft dilf men, suave evil manipulative Tumblr sexymen and soft himbos.

Honestly anyone but Alex.

[blazing python]

goodnight lol

[dusty ibex]

she’s pretty harmless

[cunning basalt]

u're good

[quaint venture]

lol

[blazing python]

Go to sleep mei

[lament path]

Agreeable

[cunning basalt]

rockboi it's 9am

[south scroll]

Well, now that I have restored Leah's good name, I'm gonna go take some lunch

[quaint venture]

goodnight

[blazing python]

no one cares. Sleep.

[carmine grove]

It's 9pm here

[quaint venture]

its almost 10

[cinder carbon]

@carmine grove so you're saying I should start that onlyfans

[lament path]

Like 20 more muns until 10

[blazing python]

Sleep is perfect. except when you sleep the wrong way and your body feels like a messy spring toy

[cunning basalt]

WOW I HAVE STUFF TO DO SOBS my commission is overdue and my body still hurts

[carmine grove]

Yeah!

[blazing python]

Oh noes

[lament path]

Thats absolute pain

[blazing python]

Get coffee. Eat Laughing Cow cheese

[lament path]

Laughing cow cheese?

[carmine grove]

Anyone heard of sleep inertia?

[blazing python]

Become the definition of an "Adult"

Ugh pay taxes

Groceries.

Responsibility EWWWW 🤢 🤢

[lament path]

Electricity bill

[carmine grove]

You sleep fine and wake up... covered in this muck.

This invisible muck

[blazing python]

Fucking Rent

Caffeine

[carmine grove]

Like you're covered in a gross sheet of vinyl plastic

[cinder carbon]

Sounds like depression

[agile geode]

What does Haley provide if she is befriended?

[carmine grove]

I mean yeah but this is actually its own thing.

[blazing python]

Lets not even forget the worst thing about being An adult

Mid life crises

[south scroll]

Provide?

[blazing python]

I need adults ro confirm this

[carmine grove]

Can't even play Sims

[agile geode]

Yeah. Like, if Shane is befriended, he gives Blue chickens or something like that

[lament path]

Bachelores/bachlorettes dont give unless its shane or emily

[agile geode]

Oh

[south scroll]

None

[agile geode]

Ok

[south scroll]

Nothing but pain

Leah gives you a statue

Based on how she feels of you

[carmine grove]

Like you try to play Sims and halfway in, you drop the control and start screaming and feel yourself collapse and put it down and eventually hmmm you want to play it its been a minute and lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[cinder carbon]

I decided to have my midlife crisis at 26 because I'm pretty sure I'm not making it much past 50

[south scroll]

Which is very romantic

[humble zinc]

so in winter i dont have to use the watering can at all?

[cinder carbon]

@humble zinc unless you grow winter forage

[south scroll]

You do if you plant winter seed

[humble zinc]

ah

[south scroll]

LMAO

[cinder carbon]

But yeah generally winter is a good time to upgrade, though it's pretty easy to get at least quality sprinklers by then

@south scroll I appreciated that too

[carmine grove]

Honestly death is a very macabre romance

If you're goth like that

[south scroll]

I just died laughing

wheeze

[carmine grove]

But on the topic of bachelor's
If it's not masculine and toxic, I like gentle men and women that could potentially crush my hand if they tried to shake it without thinking

Which is also why I like Leah

And Maru.

[south scroll]

Fun fact' the first time I played the game, I mistaken robin for leah

Let's just say that Demetrius wasn't happy about it lol

It wasn't until 6 heart that I know the difference

[cinder carbon]

Between robin, leah, and penny, it feels like CA has a type

[south scroll]

Lol, I was like, "wait, is Leah Robin's daughter?!"

[cinder carbon]

And it seems like Maru's character arc should be to get a dog, some friends, and a van and solve mysteries

[carmine grove]

Maru: needs Joja cola for her inventions
Also Maru: wtf don't give me that slop

[cinder carbon]

Why does the path outside of the blacksmiths make grass sounds when you walk on it

Ugggggh that last fishing level takes forever

[violet cradle]

Mushrooms or bats?

[cinder carbon]

It doesn't really matter. I always go mushrooms, I like the easy food early on and later you can make elixirs

Bats theoretically help with CC bundles

[maiden atlas]

its true, they are very similar, and considering the rarity of orange hair...

[maiden atlas]

bats are good for cc and friendship. also, you don't need to check every day

[violet cradle]

Whats cc?

[maiden atlas]

community centre

[forest basin]

looking for some people to play with i am new to gaming and need a gaming buddy to talk and play new famr

[cinder carbon]

I do joja route so the CC aspect of bats doesn't matter

[violet cradle]

What’s Joja route?

[cinder carbon]

If it's your first time playing stick with community center, it's basically a tutorial

[tidal yacht]

don't do it in your first play through is my advice

[cinder carbon]

Early on you'll have a cutscene that opens the CC, and you will have "bundles" of items to collect and deposit

[misty rover]

Best route fck Pierre

[violet cradle]

What levels are bugs found on? I need bug meat.

[spring junco]

From 2 to 20 i think

[cinder carbon]

You have the option of buying a joja membership which lets you just pay money instead, which is better if you want more freedom and a more relaxing game

[grave sail]

Yeah, community center is more the "adventure" side of the game

[gloomy hill]

submitting to capitalism

[violet cradle]

Oh

[cinder carbon]

It's kind of restrictive for me. Grandpa said to go to the farm to escape life's pressures. He wouldn't want me to feel the pressure of having to do all these specific tasks to complete the bundles, just to satisfy Lewis' ego

I really don't see a huge difference between collecting a bunch of random items and pushing a pencil around on a desk at joja HQ. You don't have autonomy either way

[gloomy hill]

escape modern life’s pressures, joja is the start of modern life in the valley

[torn bolt]

You do you. The game is about creating and enjoying your own gameplay. Whatever decision you take to make your play through better for you is okey. ✨

[gloomy hill]

and this rho

[novel roost]

what are profitable crops for fall?

[gloomy hill]

all of them right

sorry that wasnt funny

im not sure im on my first playthrough and im just in summer

[carmine umbra]

Hello

[cobalt hare]

hi this doesnt belong in new farmers

Even with spoiler

mane shut up

[carmine umbra]

Hi choco

[cobalt hare]

hellooo hru?

[carmine umbra]

Sad

[cinder carbon]

Hm I guess that's true, thanks

[torn bolt]

I believe cranberries are your best option if you are selling them raw. However, if you have access to fertilizer or kegs/jars pumpkins are better.

[cobalt hare]

yeah techno :/

[carmine umbra]

:(

Yeah, and that hypixel statement just made me cry more

I cant even finish the vid

[cinder carbon]

Pain

[odd shell]

technobladed died

AHHHH

[safe finch]

yeah its crazy

[odd shell]

screw cancer

[safe finch]

yeah

the video made me cry a bit

its cool that everyone is paying tribute though, even people not in the minecraft fandom

[violet cradle]

Aren’t Stardrops special or something?

I think I heard something about them.

[carmine umbra]

Yeah

They're pretty dang useful

[cinder carbon]

@violet cradle you'll get some eventually. Don't confuse them with starfruit

[violet cradle]

What do they do?

[cinder carbon]

||increase your max energy||

[dusty ibex]

They permanently increase your max energy

There’s only a limited amount you can get

[pure dragon]

7

[violet cradle]

: D

Perfect

[cinder carbon]

After the first 3, which are not too hard to get, it's kind of diminishing returns. So don't stress about maxxing out

[violet cradle]

Cool because i’m at the Fair right now

And the fishing game is lucrative.

How many of those am I able to buy, just curious?

[grave sail]

One

The fishing game is good but I also recommend doing the roulette

[cinder carbon]

There's one other you can buy

[grave sail]

||the roulette has a 75% chance of falling on green||

[violet cradle]

Wouldn’t it be 50%?

[violet cradle]

How

[pure dragon]

It is 75% for some reason

[grave sail]

Yes

Idk why but it's like that. Tho I'd recommend not putting all your points in the roulette

So if you loose you can start again

[dusty ibex]

The odds aren’t even

[cinder carbon]

For roulette the strategy is to bet half your total on green

[carmine umbra]

Yeah, put 50% of your points

[dusty ibex]

It’s a good idea to put 50 on green everytime

[grave sail]

I put 75

[cinder carbon]

It's something you eventually unlock, it will happen through normal gameplay

[grave sail]

I live life on the limit

[grave sail]

Yeah, it's true

If you hate running out of energy, you can choose a crop each season to plant as a source of food

A cheap one

That also gives energy

[untold hull]

TODAY IS THE BEST

[grave sail]

Huh

[cinder carbon]

In year 1, you can stock up on salmonberries in spring for lots of energy. Then I pick the mushroom cave which provides plenty of food.

[grave sail]

Yeah that's also good

[carmine umbra]

? What happened?

[cinder carbon]

If you fish a lot you'll end up with tons of seaweed/algae too

[violet cradle]

Do rarecrows function like normal scarecrows or are they just for vanity?

[untold hull]

I FINALLY HAD OPTION FOR CHILD, MY WINTER FORAGING GREW, AND MY DUCK GREW UP.

[grave sail]

||I think if you get 8 you win a super scarecrow||

[pure dragon]

Amazing

[grave sail]

Or sum like that

[untold hull]

I also got diamond in mail

[violet cradle]

Oh really?

[carmine umbra]

Lmao, grats!

[pure dragon]

Nice

[grave sail]

I'm not sure, but I think so

[carmine umbra]

The option for child didnt appear for me for a whole month after making the child room 😭

[grave sail]

Cute af 🥺

[untold hull]

I also almost have enough money for the bus

Or should i spend a bit on upgrading tools?

[cinder carbon]

Nice. Do you have the minecarts already?

[untold hull]

Ye

[pure dragon]

Prolly spend it on the bus since in ingame content you will get after unlocking the bus is a game changer

[cinder carbon]

I usually delay the bus unless I really need iridium, I tend to fish up enough for a few bars before then anyway

Unless I get lucky and find a ||prismatic shard|| early

[untold hull]

I have one....

The rainbow rock?

[pure dragon]

One of what?

Oh

[vivid furnace]

rip technoblade

[pure dragon]

Just keep it

[untold hull]

Ok

[cinder carbon]

@untold hull yeah then definitely do the bus

[pure dragon]

Technoblade?

[vivid furnace]

he died

[untold hull]

Ok

[vivid furnace]

sorry this isnt the right channel

[pure dragon]

You mean the minecraft guy?

[vivid furnace]

yea

he died of his cancer

[pure dragon]

Unfortunate

Condolence to his family

[vivid furnace]

sorry guys i sent in wrong channel

[prisma ridge]

Can you interact with diagonal objects on console?

[untold hull]

Uhh

Idk

[cinder carbon]

I feel like watering plants with seawater isn't a great idea

[calm sandal]

i dont minecraft so idk this guy

[prisma ridge]

You can .O.

I thought you couldn't, my entire keg and cask layout have to change now omg

[calm sandal]

its never great irl, but its sdv we re talking about, the sea water might not be salty, kek

or the crops already genetic engineered to sustain excessive salt of sea water

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[olive valley]

nice xD

[cinder carbon]

Hm jojasanto I guess

[violet cradle]

Question about the star tokens

[cinder carbon]

If I don't get fishing lv10 before the end of spring I'm going to be very disappointed

In myself

[spring bison]

You can spend it on the fair

[violet cradle]

No actually, Does the total go back to zero after the event, or does the total stay the same when the next one comes?

[spring bison]

I think it does go back to 0

[urban crystal]

u can fish iridium bars..?

[violet cradle]

Oh ok

[cinder carbon]

@urban crystal heck yeah

[cinder carbon]

Well ore

[urban crystal]

yeah no.

[cinder carbon]

That's why I always go Pirate

@spring bison is that all spring Y1?

[calm sandal]

i dont have time to fish iridium ore sadly, would rush ||desert|| instead

[spring bison]

No

[cinder carbon]

Oh

[olive valley]

im in year 1 and my fishing is barely lv3

and im nearing my end of fall

[cinder carbon]

I'm trying to get fishing 10 before the end of spring

[spring bison]

Goodluck man!

[cinder carbon]

So I'm not sure why you're showing me this

[olive valley]

gl

[cinder carbon]

Thx 😆

[spring bison]

I don't have any idea

[urban crystal]

1.1% aint pradctical boy

[untold hull]

Im in winter y2 my fishing level is only nine

[calm sandal]

i have terrible luck most of time so i give up almost anything that has terrible chance

[cinder carbon]

@urban crystal I usually end up with a bar or two before fall ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[violet cradle]

Anything that gives me more energy is a friend of mine

[calm sandal]

fish gives energy.

[steel canyon]

cant post image, what is that rabbit (?) statue looking thing near the pet water bowl ?

[calm sandal]

turn fish to sashimi

[calm sandal]

teleport totem

if u use farm totem, u teleported in front of that statue

[violet cradle]

I meant more maximum energy

[calm sandal]

its craftable thingy btw

[steel canyon]

ah ok