stardew-valley

[serene walrus]

[lament path]

Maybe Pierre didn't like the glasses bcs he just found it randomly and it didn't fit his grade

[strong lotus]

hmm, so just exited the game after sleeping.. my sswitcjh had disconnected :? will update on how much has been lost

[rare niche]

indigo won't send me his friend code

[warped hamlet]

Won what?

[strong lotus]

switch*

[ashen flume]

if you slept then it should've saved

[lament path]

Oof hope ur able to recover most of it

[carmine umbra]

Rip, i think its saved tho

[grave mesa]

Oh yeah hes stupid and ugly so makes sense

[warped hamlet]

If it was how cool and smart someone is, he did not win.

[ashen flume]

wait do switches work that differently?

[woven root]

Idk why caroline even married the guy

[grave mesa]

Right

[woven root]

Make sense why she cheated on him with the wuzard

[grave mesa]

Shes so much better smh

[lament path]

Idk I'm going off what I know from mobile 🏃‍♀️

[woven root]

Wizard

[warped hamlet]

oh, laughing my ass off.

[serene walrus]

lmao

[hollow hornet]

i just want to customise my character in peace

[strong lotus]

thanks guys also whats the wizard doing? I remember i had to meet him last time but he wasn't there

[hollow hornet]

also my game just crashed

[grave mesa]

"𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝔂 𝓪𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯𝓯."

[rare niche]

bruh

[topaz chasm]

laughing my lmao off

[grave mesa]

Nerdy ass /j /j this is a joke

[ashen flume]

he's usually in his tower

[warped hamlet]

What a exquisite font.

[grave mesa]

PLEASE STOP

[lament path]

I don't think he goes anywhere

[brisk wave]

An Jack

[hot wind]

[warped hamlet]

No, thank you.

[blazing python]

LOL

[rare niche]

bad grammar

[topaz chasm]

i wish i could write in the medieval latin font, would translate beautifully on discord

[ashen flume]

yeah that,he's always on that same spot

[lament path]

I haven't read cursive since 3rd grade damn

[rare niche]

it would be "No thank you."

[strong lotus]

ah, it said to go there but then said tower was locked

[grave mesa]

I fear for your future

[blazing python]

Indeed

[ashen flume]

I do cursive literally daily wtf

[warped hamlet]

Up to interpretation and context.

[strong lotus]

phew no work was lost!

[rare niche]

.*

[blazing python]

Cursive is fun to right

[lament path]

They don't even teach it anymore in some schools 😭

[grave mesa]

Jack's gonna have a field day with this

[blazing python]

Its basically doodling in an alphabetically readable way

[topaz chasm]

type lmao but in this font

[ashen flume]

another American (??) thing

[warped hamlet]

I see no error in my message to warrant such response, please enlighten me to what I did wrong.

[lament path]

Minimum, write that in cursive

[lament path]

I am not American

[rare niche]

jack u a dumbahh fr

[serene walrus]

lmao i havent wrote cursive since like uh 2nd grade aha

[grave mesa]

𝖑𝖒𝖆𝖔 , sorry man closest youre getting

[ashen flume]

another thing that doesn'happen in my country then

[blazing python]

Cursive is need in my country about 5 yrars ago

They stopped teaching it

[warped hamlet]

That is not true.

[lament path]

Same

[topaz chasm]

that works, i love the beauty of the medieval font

[blazing python]

Chickens. If have enough man cows

[ashen flume]

you kind of have only one option, the chicken

[grave mesa]

Sounds good to me, you have to start with chickens! No other option unfortunately

[warped hamlet]

I've never learned cursive.

[somber turtle]

yh just realized @grave mesa thats why i deleted my message LOL

[warped hamlet]

My school didn't teach it.

[lament path]

I have no idea

[hollow hornet]

ben wont let me sleep to play sdv

[somber turtle]

@grave mesa how do i make money off the chickens?

[grave mesa]

When they're attractive haha im so weird and different (and when they play sdv, wow i love sdv sdv sdv)

[grave mesa]

they produce eggs and you make mayo w them :)

[ashen flume]

please the only thing schools use over here is cursive

[grave mesa]

Mayo is pretty good for income

[warped hamlet]

Sleep is a important task to allow the body to function, in my personal opinion you should sleep.

[ashen flume]

Brazil

[somber turtle]

how many chickens should i buy at first

[hot wind]

When they’re bad at math

[grave mesa]

Start with 2 I'd say

[topaz chasm]

its not exactly weird but i instantly find attraction if someone likes similar nerdy things that i do

[hollow hornet]

ben will commit genocide i cant

[grave mesa]

Then go to 4 after getting used to having 2

[lament path]

The fact that they say only cursive passed 3rd grade and then my 4th grade teacher refuses to write in cursive

[somber turtle]

how does mayo work @grave mesa

[grave mesa]

You craft a mayo machine and put an egg in it and it makes mayo 😎

[lament path]

I-

[somber turtle]

how do i make the mayo machien...

[blazing python]

Im afraid your school has the word called "Standards"

[grave mesa]

Youll get the recipe eventually dw lol

[warped hamlet]

That is illegal. He would never do such thing.

[somber turtle]

do i need to feed my chickens?>

[grave mesa]

I LOVE NERDS women men people ugh mwah

[topaz chasm]

exactly its perfect, like being passionate for a certain field or enjoying shows or games

[serene walrus]

with hay yes

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOO

[somber turtle]

how do i get hay

[lament path]

Okay that was out of nowhere

[grave mesa]

Yup, very easy though. Just use a silo and kill the tall grass. It'll give you hay. Then spread out the hay on the long wooden board thingy

[lament path]

Get silo cut grass

[ashen flume]

it is a pretty shitty school ,but any school does that over here

[serene walrus]

get a silo cut grass or buy from marnie

[warped hamlet]

So, you love me, I have high intellect, which is usually the requirement to be a nerd.

[grave mesa]

Yeah I love when people are really interested in odd specific things

[serene walrus]

robin's

[grave mesa]

Literally anybody but you Jack /j

[hot wind]

Visit robin

[blazing python]

Robin

[ashen flume]

I don't think they did
or maybe they did and I didn't see it

[grave mesa]

REALLY LOL i didn't think of that but that is a cute interesy

[topaz chasm]

my brand of nerdiness is unique, i can talk to you all day about ancient history but i am completely useless in telling you an sdv villager's daily schedule

[grave mesa]

Hah nerd

[blazing python]

Man. I didnt get to see lucario. The white bird

[warped hamlet]

Then you do not love nerds. Please stop lying on the internet, it is harmful to other users.

[hot wind]

You’ll need 100 stone 10 clay and 5 copper bar for a silo

[grave mesa]

Who the fuck is Lucario

[serene walrus]

🤨

[hot wind]

Definitely Linus

[blazing python]

White bird. Abd the frog, I forgit her name

[grave mesa]

f-fine... i-i-i-i_i-8aii8-i-i love u jack 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤢🥺

[lament path]

A pokemon

[void marlin]

Can someone DM me abotu why the community seems to hate Pierre?

[blazing python]

I think the frog's name is Yugi-oh

[lament path]

Or wrong lucario?

[grave mesa]

Ooohh I'm not too familiar with all the Pokemon, I just had an obsession with Meloetta

[warped hamlet]

I now very much dislike you /hj.

[grave mesa]

Meloetta from SDV of course hahaha

[grave mesa]

KNOW?? YOU KNOW DISLIKE ME??

[ashen flume]

why dm?let's discuss how he's bad over here

[blazing python]

The two blue birds are called Werman and Betty iirc

[hot wind]

Pierre is just

Aaaaaaa

[grave mesa]

You dislikeS me?! What does that mean Jack

[warped hamlet]

That is not correct grammar, "Now" should be used.

[serene walrus]

[grave mesa]

You dislike me so much that the dislike is plural... wow

[ashen flume]

wasn't the male bird named uhh blue?

[blazing python]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[lament path]

Yeaa

[grave mesa]

Who is you ou Jack?????

[warped hamlet]

I have no idea what you mean.

[ashen flume]

just burned my tongue with tea,this is why I dont drink this

[grave mesa]

Jack you're not very good at this

[warped hamlet]

What? I am utterly confused.

[grave mesa]

If tea was real (which it isn't, its only in SDV), I'd kill it

[warped hamlet]

My grammar and spelling is perfect, you can't prove me wrong

[grave mesa]

You look like an utter

[neon bobcat]

Let's get back on topic please.

[blazing python]

Aint tea from the game "DOOM: Etarnal"

[grave mesa]

Wow Tea from stardew valley 😍

[blazing python]

Ok

[ashen flume]

oh no it was salad juice all along

[grave mesa]

Thats awful 😭

[ashen flume]

is the tea in-game actually profitable tho?

[lament path]

Now food recipes u wish were in stardew

[grave mesa]

I didn't even know there was tea in SDV

[blazing python]

Ye

[lament path]

Back to topic

[grave mesa]

I just guessed

[blazing python]

Soy sauce

[warped hamlet]

In your personal preference, what is your favourite trait about a character in the game Stardew Valley?

[blazing python]

And ketchuo

[grave mesa]

Sebastian. He is hot

[serene walrus]

carrot cake <3 we already have carrots..kinda lol

[somber turtle]

how can i get clay quickly for the silo

[lament path]

Theyre all predictable /hj

[warped hamlet]

What a ridiculous statement, "hot" is not a trait you should consider.

[ashen flume]

a sandwich
why is there no sandwich

[blazing python]

Willy. He is our replacement dad in the valley since our normal dad just sends us rocks

[lament path]

Yeah carrot cake is delicious

[grave mesa]

Fine I like his emoness and the fact that he placed a singular cactus in the middle of our home

[noble yoke]

How much g does the average person have at the end of year 1?

[strong lotus]

somehow it took wayyy more to get level 1 farmer this time but I've got it!(had to farm and harvest wayy tmore tho)

I also brought tulips, was that worth it?

[ashen flume]

like,a few thousand? ???idk there's not a set ammount

[warped hamlet]

That is a great observation, well done!

[grave mesa]

This is just for amateurs. Personally I had 600 trillion

[lament path]

If you have beehives then yes

[blazing python]

The cactus represents himself. Inside he is water

[ashen flume]

no,flowers are kinda eh

[grave mesa]

SELL DONE?? SELL DONE?? I DID SELL??

[grave mesa]

Honestly thats so symbolic, seb >

[strong lotus]

ah, ye I'm not even at the stage of affording a coop yet:/

[grave mesa]

Ohh my bad

I guess I'm too good

LMFAO what 😭😭

[neon bobcat]

It can vary widely. You definitely have to invest in order to make money. So you want to ensure you have enough gold to buy crop seeds on 1 Spring and buy grass starters to plant on 28 Winter.

[ashen flume]

damn keep fishing and planting,just be careful with the end of the season

[lament path]

Beehives are cheaper than coops but yea you can just sell the tulips instead of flavoring ur honey

[grave mesa]

We can flavor honey now? Wow technology

ME TOO BUT DELETE THAT QUICKLY 😭😭😭

[strong lotus]

oh what happens at the end? also i'm really bad at fishing, it's not gone welll :/

[warped hamlet]

What?

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO

[grave mesa]

i have proof. But I don't want to embarrass you

[strong lotus]

do you also get those from ruby?

[lament path]

I was trying to process that then I realized

[warped hamlet]

I've made no such error, you can't prove anything

[grave mesa]

LMFAO

[blazing python]

What do you mean?

[neon bobcat]

Let's avoid the NSFW references please.

[ashen flume]

there's season specific crops,so when its summer your spring crops die

[grave mesa]

OHH I THOUGHT THAT WAS A FOOD

[lament path]

Ruby?

[grave mesa]

I think I was thinking of panini

LMFAOOOO we're both dumbasses

[strong lotus]

robin* my bad - not sure why i got those muddled

[blazing python]

What part of Ruby connecyd to beehives?

OH LMAO

[ashen flume]

nope you craft the beehives

[lament path]

No u craft it

[blazing python]

robin dont sell them

[strong lotus]

as in does she sell blueprints for building a beehive

[lament path]

No

[ashen flume]

with iron and uhhh something

[blazing python]

No

[strong lotus]

ah ok, thank you

[blazing python]

You fan get blueprint by forage level

[lament path]

I think it's farming lvl or foraging lvl

[serene walrus]

no its like farming lvl something to get crafting recipe

[blazing python]

Foraging im pretty sure

[warped hamlet]

That is factual statement, unlike me, because I have an iq of 102.

[ashen flume]

she sells blueprints only for paths and brasiers iirc

[strong lotus]

oh ok, thank you

[noble yoke]

May I ask why you should plant grass starters?

[blazing python]

Also please buy the tub o' flowers recipe

[grave mesa]

Never appear before me irl or you will die /j

[strong lotus]

I'm saving up for a coop atm, does anyone know the fastest way to do this?x

[ashen flume]

so it can spread on spring 1

[lament path]

Jack that's average iq

[strong lotus]

switch is on charge atm so can't check how much I have

[noble yoke]

ohh I see, ty

[ashen flume]

fish probably

[warped hamlet]

I do not wish to appear before you, I do not want to be in a presence of a simpleton.

[blazing python]

Of a human?

[grave mesa]

You suck at SDV

[strong lotus]

ah ok, thank you, practice time ig

[warped hamlet]

Not true, the average in the United States of America is 98.

[strong lotus]

Can you fish and earn with mulpiple players?

[neon bobcat]

Your animals are always happier eating grass than hay. Winter 28 is the best day to plant grass starters because due to the game mechanics they will spread like crazy when the calendar turns over to 1 Spring. They spread much more then they would any other average day.

[warped hamlet]

I do not know what "SDV" is.

[grave mesa]

Star Dew Valley

[lament path]

Yea 98-110 is average

[topaz chasm]

i support gunther having more representation in game, look at his drip

[ashen flume]

wdym?

[uncut olive]

Dripped out

[warped hamlet]

An average can't be multiple numbers.

[lament path]

Gunther got that ghost drip

[topaz chasm]

gunther's uniform is how every museum director should dress

[grave mesa]

Its in that range you little walnut

[topaz chasm]

my dream

[warped hamlet]

Anyway, my iq is actually 120 now. I just took a new test, the old one was then i was 2.

[lament path]

Well yea but not average as in mean

[grave mesa]

Heh

[blazing python]

Hi Unexpectrdd

[grave mesa]

🤭

[topaz chasm]

howdy rock

[blazing python]

ok

[warped hamlet]

I have to depart from the text channel. I will arrive back soon.

[blazing python]

sapphire y

[lament path]

Hello sapphire :D

[wary siren]

kinda cute i like that one

[lament path]

Yea it is

[old sandal]

I'm having some problems but I can't send pictures. Whenever I try to load stardew Valley, it gives me an error code, its always the same error code

[wary siren]

jock/skaterboy <3

[old sandal]

can someone help me?

[blazing python]

Heres is our daily entertainment/hell producer

[steady flare]

Too much positivity.
I've failed.

[blazing python]

LOLLL

[ashen flume]

try to send ss in #images-and-memes

[grave mesa]

thank god hes gone guys /j

[lament path]

Hi you can send photos In #images-and-memes if u don't have image perms yet

Also welcome

[grave mesa]

Welcome wueen

[blazing python]

we found sapphire's weakness

[lament path]

At long last

[warped hamlet]

I am back. I have switched devices.

[grave mesa]

I can't take this

[blazing python]

sure

[neon bobcat]

You can send pictures in #vanilla-tech-support . They can assist you with your question.

[uncut olive]

whats going on

[grave mesa]

Jack breathed

[uncut olive]

Dang

[warped hamlet]

That is unfortunate. Try Stardew Valley therapy mod.

[grave mesa]

Is that real

[lament path]

Maybe

[grave mesa]

God thatd be depressing

[lament path]

Mods have endless possibilities

[grave mesa]

I'll make one then

[warped hamlet]

I do hope.

[blazing python]

Ywah

[grave mesa]

Yeah you need it

[lament path]

Zerok I'm not sure if that was a swear or a typo

[warped hamlet]

You do.

[grave mesa]

Ywah is a swear??

[wind hearth]

im in yr 1 and should i buy tons of strawberry seeds

[lament path]

In another language

[ashen flume]

I mean I've seen a few stardew valley therapy videos when I check community content on steam

[grave mesa]

YES

[wind hearth]

i have 2135 g rn

[blazing python]

Try to guess it from my reputation :)

[uncut olive]

Yes it will pay off

[grave mesa]

Wow whats it mean unless its sexual

[wind hearth]

okok

[ashen flume]

please do buy all possible

[lament path]

Uh demon ig

[grave mesa]

Well leave a little money leftover

[wind hearth]

??

[grave mesa]

Grace youre going to scare them

[lament path]

Yeah that's gonna be typo

[wind hearth]

should i plant them as soon as i get them

[blazing python]

You've known me for a kong time Raine. Prove to me

[grave mesa]

YES

[wind hearth]

xDD

[blazing python]

A true friend :o

[wind hearth]

alright i will hahah thanks!!

[lament path]

Yaay

[grave mesa]

no friends r true.:: ⛓💔

[grave mesa]

Np queen

GRAW RGACE UR GONNA GET BANNED DEETE IT

[wind hearth]

LMAOO

[topaz chasm]

smh grace you are being too intense for them

[lament path]

Elaine emo era

[blazing python]

What

[grave mesa]

Not as intense as takis from SDV

[blazing python]

I missed it

[grave mesa]

ive always been this way.. ⛓💔

[uncut olive]

Not as intense at gaming

[grave mesa]

oh yeah???? Well not as intense as takis from SDV

Oh yeah well not as intense as

[strong lotus]

guys does anyone have good cat names??

[lament path]

Pretzel

[grave mesa]

GRAACEE STOPPPP OMG

[lament path]

Cheese

[grave mesa]

Peony

[violet cradle]

So… I just got into the game… and i’m not entirely sure what I should be doing. I’ve talked to most of the townsfolk and cleared out some grass on my farm, but that’s really about it! XD

[uncut olive]

Miso

[blazing python]

I lost all aspects of reality because I cant keep up with chat

[hollow hornet]

nAme indigo

[serene walrus]

Peachy is a great name

[grave mesa]

Grace desperately wants to be banned

[blazing python]

OH GOD NO

[grave mesa]

I can't even help you anymore

Honestly? Elaine might be the best name, no bias ofc

[violet cradle]

I really need a place to store my stuff though

[lament path]

Indigo and peachy just want a cat named after them

[blazing python]

Zern

[grave mesa]

Chest silLy walnut

[ashen flume]

make a chest

[steady flare]

It's probably because of me.

[topaz chasm]

elaine is a poggers name

[grave mesa]

What have you done

[blazing python]

Mr. Rock!

[grave mesa]

I love you /nohomo

[hollow hornet]

The more the merrier

[steady flare]

Well for starters...

[hollow hornet]

bros just standing there

[blazing python]

cns someone PLEASE neutralize sapphire

[grave mesa]

Clint stipid rat

[ashen flume]

have you planted the parsnips btw?

[grave mesa]

Fuck Clint

[violet cradle]

Yeah, I planted 1, but it’s taking DAYS to grow.

[grave mesa]

Whay

[ashen flume]

have you been watering it?

[grave mesa]

Thats how plants work goofy /j

[lament path]

Sapphire It's cute but the way he stands is funny

[blazing python]

Desentkeez

[hollow hornet]

how r u not desentisezed to sapphires antics zerok

[ashen flume]

it usually takes 4 days

[grave mesa]

What the fuck is Desentkeez

[warped hamlet]

Goofy? What a low intellect dialect.

[violet cradle]

It’s been at least 6

[blazing python]

wait INDIGO LNAO THAT WAS A HUGE TYPo

[hollow hornet]

LMAOO

[violet cradle]

And it’s rained. Twice.

[ashen flume]

probably water it

[grave mesa]

Crying.

[noble yoke]

Plant all of them, water them every day until they sprout. Harvest and sell to the shop. Buy more. Repeat and buy strawberries on the 13th of spring during the egg hunt, and do the same with those.

[hollow hornet]

yrah my keyboard is just my laptop screen

[blazing python]

Fucking crying and emotionally laughing right noe

[lament path]

It must be a storm then

[warped hamlet]

A perfect sentence? I am so proud of you!

[blazing python]

i nver ead

[warped hamlet]

You have improved so much.

[blazing python]

Was

[wind hearth]

is parsnip the best crop for profit in yr 1

[hollow hornet]

Strawberries

[noble yoke]

no

[ashen flume]

and also stop cutting the tall grass

[wind hearth]

aside from strawberries

[strong lotus]

can you interaact with the pets?

[hollow hornet]

potatoes

[violet cradle]

How did you know that I…

[blazing python]

A wise person said that garlic is the best

[ashen flume]

it's pretty bad tbh

[lament path]

Potato and cauliflower

[noble yoke]

Strawberries for Spring, Watermelon for Summer, Pumpkins for Fall

[wind hearth]

okayokay

[blazing python]

For winter you cant plant me ;)

[hollow hornet]

watermelon

[violet cradle]

Oh, also, how do I get more water for my can?

[ashen flume]

y e a h

[blazing python]

Refill

[noble yoke]

Go next to a well or lake, and click with the waterbuck in hand.

[lament path]

Who wants to bet they won't survive winter

[warped hamlet]

Watermelon.*.

[hushed cairn]

hello

[violet cradle]

Does a pond work?

[ashen flume]

use it on the lil pond at your farm

[hollow hornet]

weenus

[warped hamlet]

Yes.

[blazing python]

Im a rock. Im know for surviving bizarre environment s

[lament path]

Yea anywhere with water

[blazing python]

Such as your mom

[lament path]

A quarry

[ashen flume]

ponds are probably the easiest way

[warped hamlet]

You have such a low intellect. I am disgusted.

[hollow hornet]

bdjdnjedkn

[serene walrus]

[hollow hornet]

frog

[blazing python]

Called the cat Dog

[hollow hornet]

frog

[blazing python]

Rolls off the rongue well

[violet cradle]

How did you know that I was cutting that grass?

[hollow hornet]

Jack, please explain in graphic detail how cheese is good profit.

[ashen flume]

I think you mentioned it in your message

[undone blaze]

It should be a 10 page essay with 2000 words

[blazing python]

Cheese is good for mindlessly eating a whole block of it in one sitting

Totally not me btw

[violet cradle]

Oh. Why not cut the tall grass?

[ashen flume]

it will be useful later

and you will need it

[undone blaze]

Pls don't cut the grass

[hollow hornet]

Actually no, 2000 is too little make it 5000

[undone blaze]

This

[violet cradle]

F@$!.

[blazing python]

I bet indigo will just ignore the essay

Herefore a waste of time

[hollow hornet]

omg someone said a bad word

[warped hamlet]

No. why would ask me such a useless question.

[blazing python]

Probably gonna say "ok"

[hollow hornet]

i don't even say OKthat much

[blazing python]

ok

[hollow hornet]

WHY IS THIS KEYBOARD SO SHIT

[blazing python]

Skill issue L

[hollow hornet]

to prove ur intellect

[ashen flume]

if there's atleast one spot left it should work atleast a little

[undone blaze]

Yeah

[lament path]

Hello wonder :D

[undone blaze]

Uh rookie mistake usually. Cutting grass means you won't have feed for animals

Hi Raine!

[hollow hornet]

rw

[grave mesa]

Hehe thx 🤭🤭

[hollow hornet]

FUCK

[violet cradle]

I was pretty thorough, so it’s all gone.

[hollow hornet]

raine I did not get a hello I am crying and sobbing rn

[grave mesa]

hello ,y

[ashen flume]

yeah but then you will need to spend your little money on animals food

[hollow hornet]

WHY CANT I FINISH MY SENTENCES

[violet cradle]

Would have been nice if the game told me.

[undone blaze]

This

[blazing python]

L

[warped hamlet]

There are so many more things that can prove my intellect.

[lament path]

Hi.

[ashen flume]

oh well

[blazing python]

Let me guess. Breathing?

[lament path]

He's even using periods.

[warped hamlet]

Other than the usless low intellect question you asked me.

[noble yoke]

it doesn't because the game is about doing what you want and their is no set-standard

would be nice though

[blazing python]

Bro indigo can make any pointless arguement have a point

[warped hamlet]

Yes, because that is part of of our English language.

[blazing python]

Indigo prove it

[hollow hornet]

weenus

[lament path]

He missed it.

[blazing python]

He just did it!

[warped hamlet]

What a low intellect messages.

I did no such thing. Prove it.

[blazing python]

He made a pointless argument become entertaining therefore have a point

By saying one word

[lament path]

Damn jack acting like my 3rd grade English teacher

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[undone blaze]

I did no such thing.

[hollow hornet]

guys did you know h

[grave mesa]

God my fourth grade teacher went so hard on me about everything

[noble yoke]

how do you get a lightning rod?

[hollow hornet]

that when you are the which go tree

[warped hamlet]

What?

[undone blaze]

Pardon me?

[lament path]

Foraging lvl then u need bat wings and an iron bar

[noble yoke]

ty

[warped hamlet]

Both are acceptable.

[noble yoke]

Do you happen to know what level?

[lament path]

Nope, bad memory bye

[wary siren]

lvl 8 i think

[lament path]

/hj on the bye part

[blazing python]

Having good pucnstiowbd foebst meany upur smart

[warped hamlet]

Level eight, I think.*.

[grave mesa]

Hello, fellow Stardew Valley Players. Today, I am playing Stardew Valley on my computer. I have Stardew Valley on my computer.

[lament path]

Wtf was that typo

[warped hamlet]

I love you. /p

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO that's all it takes 😭😭😭

[ashen flume]

Wtf was "foebst" supposed to be

[wary siren]

im sorry when did i decide to participate in your little grammar tirade because i just popped in to answer someone else's question

[lament path]

All I understood was punctuation

[blazing python]

I siad having good punctuation doesnt mean you're smart

[dull pendant]

I personally use very big words to make me sound more photosynthesis

[wary siren]

i understand you're messing around but i did not choose to be involved

[blazing python]

Best sentence I heard today. Thank you for making me laugh

[topaz chasm]

enlarged sentence structure only gives you an ostensible appearance of intellect

[warped hamlet]

There are so little people with perfect grammar, such as me, it is hard to not love them when they appear.

[lament path]

Like what ur doing rn

[ashen flume]

The "." slowly appearing

[topaz chasm]

exactly

[warped hamlet]

Photosynthesis is not used correctly. You have low intelligence.

[blazing python]

Exactly. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious was synthesizing the photos of Nitrogen Fixating Bacteria

[lament path]

Leave them alone

[dull pendant]

It’s a big word though

[warped hamlet]

No such thing happened.

[quiet crystal]

Does it slowly disappear as well?

[warped hamlet]

Only when used incorrectly, which I have never made the mistake of doing, unlike simpletons.

[lament path]

Screenshotted

[undone blaze]

AHA RAINE

[blazing python]

Simpletons are more funnier than you tho

[serene walrus]

jack has officially turned into a english teacher

[warped hamlet]

I made no mistake.

[blazing python]

Yeah

[undone blaze]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CAPTURE THE SCREENSHOTS

[carmine umbra]

Your wrong

[blazing python]

Make*

Its make

Not made

[carmine umbra]

||yes i did that on purpose||

[warped hamlet]

English teachers are idiots, I am much more superior then them.

[blazing python]

You're not in the past idiot

[ashen flume]

I understood it 5 minutes late

[warped hamlet]

I was referring to the past....

[undone blaze]

than them.*

[carmine umbra]

LMAOOO

[lament path]

LOL

[serene walrus]

hehe

[eager spear]

LMFOAAOAA

[blazing python]

You cant use that word unless you're in the past

[warped hamlet]

That's not right is it?

[undone blaze]

JAGAHSVSHVSG

[quiet crystal]

Can you correctly use an Oxford comma?

[eager spear]

cant believe i woke up to this

[warped hamlet]

Than is past, I am still superior.

[lament path]

Yes it is a bit stupid, but it's fun.

[carmine umbra]

No, u use Than for comparing, Then for time

[blazing python]

Past and Than have different meanings what do you mean

[undone blaze]

I'm just laughing***.***

[serene walrus]

so fave sdv season

[eager spear]

im at level 100 in mines, wish me luck bc today im reaching 120

[lament path]

Okay how tf

[lament path]

Fall

[carmine umbra]

GL

[eager spear]

spring and fall

[carmine umbra]

Easily spirng

[violet cradle]

I need to find out how to keep my energy up.

[carmine umbra]

Speing

[warped hamlet]

ok English sucks I hate everything

[ashen flume]

Summer fall winter and spr- no wait

[carmine umbra]

Fuck, spring.

[warped hamlet]

You all suck, go away

[dull pendant]

Who tf is Oxford and why everyone hate his comma?

[serene walrus]

lol

[blazing python]

LMAO

[eager spear]

earn fruits

[maiden pecan]

hi?

[carmine umbra]

🤣

[blazing python]

LETS GO WE GOT OLD JACK BACK

[topaz chasm]

hi sonic

[eager spear]

LMAOAOAO

[neon bobcat]

@warped hamlet Please stop critiquing everyone's grammar and get back on topic.

[carmine umbra]

Hello and welcome!

[ashen flume]

Oh hey,welcome!

[undone blaze]

Punctuation mark please?

[lament path]

Hi welcome

[noble yoke]

Welcome

[blazing python]

Bruh

[warped hamlet]

Okay penny

[undone blaze]

Heyo!

[blazing python]

Jack was foing a joke hut okay

[eager spear]

welcome!

[warped hamlet]

be quiet

But in a respectful way

[neon bobcat]

It's been going on for quite a while and not everyone wants their grammar critiqued when they come here to talk about the game. So we can move on.

[lament path]

He is dancing on eggshells rn

[blazing python]

ok sure we'll go on ahwds

[carmine umbra]

Lets talk about plushies.

More specifically, ||JUNIMO PLUSHY||

[warped hamlet]

broken glasses from stardew valley*

[eager spear]

haley asked me if we want to make a baby and i said yes B)

[quiet crystal]

He's dancing on Francium, and he's wearing water shoes

[serene walrus]

uh worst cc bundle?

[undone blaze]

Summer! I love the look of the forest farm and orange trees in the summer

[carmine umbra]

Just wondering, can i get more than 1 ||junimo plushy||?

[dull pendant]

I would personally like my team of ompalompas to jump out of every corner of the internet to absolutely burn me to the ground for using the wrong there

[warped hamlet]

Friendship bundle

[carmine umbra]

Agreed

[lament path]

Chef bundle

[quiet crystal]

Enchanter. I don't wanna put wine in it, even if it's salmonberry wine, it's still seven days lost

[undone blaze]

Probably the chef bundle

[ashen flume]

Nah its just one giant junimo Plush per save

[carmine umbra]

Best one? Boiler

[hollow hornet]

dw jack it was pretti funni

[carmine umbra]

Darn

[neon bobcat]

No, those are usually a one time deal. But maybe some folks have ways to dupe them. I wouldn't know.

[carmine umbra]

Aight, thx

[ashen flume]

Actually you probably can

[dull pendant]

Imo if joja cola had like 30 energy I would side them 100%

[quiet crystal]

I know the Stone Junimo respawns on Spring Two

[ashen flume]

Both picking it up at the same time,someone joining then grabbing one leaving and repeat

[blazing python]

Im still fucking dying iver this

[ashen flume]

Wasnt it every season?

[lament path]

I've been giggling since the convo started

[quiet crystal]

It could be, though I could be wrong

[warped hamlet]

I know, im a comedic genus (inside of stardew valley chat box aswell)

[quiet crystal]

The Pierre fan says we suck

[grave mesa]

Far from it /j

[warped hamlet]

So am I, for different reasons though

[noble yoke]

What comes after the iron variant of tools?

[blazing python]

God Jack you're such a chad for making me laugh too much

[dull pendant]

How many of y’all would beat George in an uphill race?

[blazing python]

Anyways

[blazing python]

Indigo would lose. 100%

[hollow hornet]

dont push it

[blazing python]

And Ill follow up indigo

[grave mesa]

I'll make a SDV mod with a new character named Jack 😍/j

[undone blaze]

I'd push george and help him win.

[dull pendant]

Weakness

[blazing python]

Since Indigo is my friend I need to give him oity points

[quiet crystal]

I'd push George down a hill

[warped hamlet]

I know : sunglasses:

Oh I didn't reply kinda awkward

[hollow hornet]

indigo sucks

[grave mesa]

Fail

[warped hamlet]

Real

[ashen flume]

I would probably run out of breath in like 20 seconds then lay down for 30 minutes

[warped hamlet]

And he is perfect

[grave mesa]

Yes for sure

[warped hamlet]

Thanks

[hollow hornet]

this was bait, get a low indigo approval

[grave mesa]

Genius

[dull pendant]

Where’s the ending that lets me steal George’s wheels

[grave mesa]

Someone make a mod for this

[hollow hornet]

the star looks shit in mobile damn

[blazing python]

Dont steal goerfes' wheelies

He needs tham to skate

[warped hamlet]

idc indigo approval means nothing to me

[hollow hornet]

goerfes

[lament path]

Ik it's so confusing

[warped hamlet]

Jack approval superior

[quiet crystal]

Where's the mod that lets me end Grandpa with his sword

[hollow hornet]

u get no more emotes from me

[warped hamlet]

Idc I got all.i need need

[hollow hornet]

at least ur name is piss color alreadt

[dull pendant]

[blazing python]

Indigo would be so jealous when I get orange role in the future

[warped hamlet]

Orange role??

[dull pendant]

Orange is best color

[grave mesa]

How do you ecen get those roles

[blazing python]

Mod author. Im still need to gt used to SDV modding

[grave mesa]

Ooooooo so be a modder basically

Whats artisan and desperado then

[hollow hornet]

piss role is better antwats

[grave mesa]

😨

[hollow hornet]

i can get that one now

[lament path]

Artisian Is artist wether be writing, drawing, crafting etc

[grave mesa]

Oohhhhhh

[lament path]

Join us

[grave mesa]

Bet

[hollow hornet]

Thoughts on artisan indigo

[grave mesa]

So if I put a drawing in #images-and-memes I get artisan?? Or multiple drawings??

[blazing python]

Then get it smg

[grave mesa]

Go for it

[lament path]

#creative there's pins in there for the role

[hollow hornet]

no in tge creative cjannnels

[grave mesa]

Ooo ok thanks

[hollow hornet]

ttuJFDUSIZ

[blazing python]

Indigo you just gotta be somebody sometimes

But you're already a somebody

Our somebody

[lament path]

I'm faster than u indigo, mainly with mobile typing

[hollow hornet]

monile is so shit im fucking dting

[blazing python]

:3

MONILE

[hollow hornet]

[blazing python]

Even I dont mistype tuat much

[lament path]

Damn that's sweet

[grave mesa]

Beautiful

[dull pendant]

[blazing python]

Sometimes ya'll see my soft and complimenting every once in a while

[opaque roost]

When does one get the sprinkles

sprinklers

[blazing python]

Uh lvl 2 farming iirc

[grave mesa]

Two completely different conversations foing on LMFOA

[blazing python]

The basic farming

[opaque roost]

Thank you

[blazing python]

Basic sorinkel

Sprinke

Spirnkle

You knoe the gist

[grave mesa]

I recommend waiting for Wuality Sorinklers though

[ashen flume]

Dont waste resources on normal sprinklers,they suck

[undone blaze]

True that

[serene walrus]

normal

[wind hearth]

how abt quality

[dull pendant]

I wont a evan warse prinkler then bacis

[ashen flume]

Quality yes

[undone blaze]

Quality is better

[ashen flume]

Quality sprinkler is good

[blazing python]

Quality yes yes yes ye sye syes

[wind hearth]

isnt it just one all around

[grave mesa]

basic sprinklers are trash

[lament path]

I only craft one for beehouses

[blazing python]

But good tho

[hearty void]

Hello everyone

[blazing python]

Hallo

[lament path]

Hi

[serene walrus]

Howdy <3

[wind hearth]

yea true

[grave mesa]

wassup peachy

[lament path]

Man, I can't use hallo anymore bcs you beat me to it

[ashen flume]

Its 8 tiles per quality sprinkler

[wind hearth]

idek what that means

[ashen flume]

Pretty good

[serene walrus]

Ugh trying to decorate secret forest don’t know what to do lul

[undone blaze]

Oh?

[ashen flume]

All the 8 squares around it watered

[undone blaze]

Statues sound nice there

[undone junco]

^

[grave mesa]

Wooahh wtf I should try that

[wind hearth]

ohh

[undone blaze]

Peachy, make a statue garden!

[ashen flume]

Use the large stumps as tables?

[serene walrus]

Idk xD

[blazing python]

Theres already enough Hallo'ers in this town. I say we should settle this the ole' way

By me winning

[ashen flume]

With like those logs robin sells as chairs

[undone blaze]

Log sections?

[ashen flume]

No the small ones the uhhh

[undone blaze]

Iirc that's what they're called

[ashen flume]

Idk actually

[tidal yacht]

I disagree with you. I believe I am Pierre's biggest fan

[undone blaze]

The log section is the small one. The larger one is the decorative log iirc

[ashen flume]

Isnt it the reverse?

[warped hamlet]

No. I am #1 you can be 2

[serene walrus]

Uh idk I just use my catalogue idk the last time I bought furniture from her

[tidal yacht]

damned you

[tidal yacht]

but sure thing

[lament path]

I hold off on decor until catalog shows up

[tidal yacht]

me too

[warped hamlet]

Another one too the collection

[undone blaze]

Omg peachy you can make the secret forest look like it's occupied by someone

Like

[lament path]

That's a good idea

[serene walrus]

A camp? Sure

[undone blaze]

Well, tbh I don't know what would look good

[ashen flume]

Last time i got 50 of those small logs

[serene walrus]

Ok will show when I’m done

[keen nebula]

hii!! what should i do with my first sweet gem berry? should i put it in a seed maker or ?

[blazing python]

Master griconoli in secret forest

Give it to him

[serene walrus]

Griconoli

[blazing python]

I always forget his name

[quiet crystal]

Isn't his name cannoli

[ashen flume]

Old Master canoli

[keen nebula]

lol ty i forgot about him

cannoli

[lament path]

Master pastry

[gloomy walrus]

HI GUYS

IM BACK

[tidal yacht]

Hello

[gloomy walrus]

HIII

[undone blaze]

Greetings!

[mystic mirage]

where do u get refined quartz from?

[ashen flume]

Smelt quartz in a furnace

[mystic mirage]

tysm

[ashen flume]

Np

[lament path]

Hallo

[calm sandal]

u can use recycle machine to get refined quartz from garbages too, this one doesnt need coal

and im too stingy to use coal for refined quartz

[noble yoke]

Is year 2 the same as year 1? Like, do you get new items and stuff or is it just the same each year?

[calm sandal]

u unlock 1 new seasonal crop at year 2

[mystic mirage]

how do i do damage to this thing

[calm sandal]

also raw resources are lot more expensive to buy than year1

[torn bolt]

Event wise it's the same thing. Like festivals and all that just repeat i believe.

[noble yoke]

||red cabbage||?

[calm sandal]

yes

[dense iron]

also ||check the trash cans||

[torn bolt]

Exactly

[noble yoke]

nice, is it worth planting?

[calm sandal]

at year 2 u probably already have ancient seeds to replenish all ur income needs, no.

even if u dont have ancient seeds, normal option actually still better than unlocked crops

[noble yoke]

okay, thanks for all the help :D

[dense iron]

i plant a lot of ancient seeds

[noble yoke]

Is the beach farm ALL sand, or is there some dirt on it?

[calm sandal]

theres a small patch of soil around middle of map cmiiw

[torn bolt]

There is some

[grave mesa]

What the fuck is cmiiw

You guys come up the wildest abbreviations I swear to god

LMFAO

[calm sandal]

Correct Me If I Wrong

[grave mesa]

Oh god

[calm sandal]

its old forum internet slang

[grave mesa]

Too much

[calm sandal]

im old

[grave mesa]

Mever

[grave mesa]

How old is that,,,,,,,,

[calm sandal]

2000ish

[grave mesa]

Damn you don't even know when you were born??

Sucks

[hollow hornet]

iirc is superior

[grave mesa]

I only learned that one like 2 weeks ago

The internet is absolutely insane, deranged even

[calm sandal]

smh youngsters 👴

[grave mesa]

I'm actually 35 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

/j /j /j

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[torn bolt]

HAHAHA

All those abbreviations are always so confusing to me

[grave mesa]

I guess I'm too low IQ for these, unlike mr jack

[grave mesa]

Right 💔💔

[torn bolt]

The other day someone just replied to me with a

W

and based

tf does that mean

[noble yoke]

What should my favorite thing be?? I'm not sure.

[torn bolt]

well, what is your favorite thing?

[neon bobcat]

Whatever you want it to be! It'll be referenced later on, but you can put whatever you want in there.

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO its gamer dude shit

I use W and Based ironically

[gaunt gale]

hey newbs

how is everyone

[neon bobcat]

Heya

[torn bolt]

I was so lost i had to ask and still didn't understand

[torn bolt]

Hey

[calm sandal]

imagine talking with all internet slang in 1 sentence

[noble yoke]

Can you change your hair and stuff later on?

[torn bolt]

Yeah, you can. You will need to befriend the wizard.

[neon bobcat]

Yes! You can even change your favorite thing 🙂

[calm sandal]

only wizard capable to haircut and face surgery in sdv

[grave mesa]

LMFAO "w" just means "good job", basically it just has positive connotations. And based just means like "correct"

SDV is based

[neon bobcat]

Ooh, mod that adds a salon/barbershop. You can change appearance and hear all the town gossip.

[torn bolt]

lmao

I would love that town gossip aspect

[torn bolt]

oh lord the way i know i'm not going to remember this next time i see it

[minor karma]

Grampa bed

[noble yoke]

I'm resetting my farm because I feel like I could do way better in one year than in my first save.

[torn bolt]

I did the same thing when i first played the game

[minor karma]

Backrooms grandpa >>>>

What if Pelican town is just a backroom

[calm sandal]

W is basically lol in japanese, wwww

warau

laugh

[minor karma]

It's such a funny word

Warau, warau warau

Hehehe

[calm sandal]

if anyone use w, meaning they are weeb

[torn bolt]

and what does weeb mean?

[noble yoke]

I'm doing beach because it looks nice and I'm up for the challenge of limited sprinkler space. It will also push me to utilize features that you don't need with sprinklers.

[calm sandal]

u dont use w in english sentences

[minor karma]

Let's make a sentence without using the w

[calm sandal]

weeabo/weeb: non japanese obsessed with japan culture

[torn bolt]

That's awesome. Beach farm is for sure a whole new challenge. Good luck with it

[noble yoke]

Thanks

Great start already. Thought my hoe was my axe

[mystic mirage]

||i finished my first rooommm||

[torn bolt]

lmao

[warped hamlet]

ayyy well done!

[silent kayak]

AWESOME

boiler room is my favorite to finish bc i like mining JDNDNNDND

[mystic mirage]

thank you guys sm ily

[sturdy quarry]

80mil y1?

[noble yoke]

I didn't even get to 100k end of year one lmao

[hollow hornet]

W means Winner and L means Loser

I cannot sleep

[quiet dawn]

Good day friends!

[torn bolt]

So i heard, thanks

[torn bolt]

oh why?

[hollow hornet]

zl confuse me until i sleep please

[mystic mirage]

sleep is overrated

some nights i just dont

[quiet dawn]

how are you still awake

I just woke up from my sleep

[torn bolt]

You can always sleep when you are dead, so no worries

[quiet dawn]

Am the one that got confused to sleep not you wtf indigo

[hollow hornet]

insomnia, also thoughts too loud

[dense iron]

thats something Zuko would say

[torn bolt]

Oh, that's rough

[quiet dawn]

Did you try using earplugs to block the sound of your thoughts?

[hollow hornet]

give me ur sleepiness

[mystic mirage]

insomnia buddies

[quiet dawn]

It's gone
I just fuckin woke up

[torn bolt]

I like to watch cartoons when that happens

[quiet dawn]

Ye watch some funny stuff till you sleep

or if you want, watch some horror stuff till you sleep

[violet mesa]

Sleep is stoopid

[steady flare]

ikr why can't we just turn off our consciousness on command?

[sturdy quarry]

Tuff

[hushed cairn]

Oh lord jesus I lost my crystal dagger when I died in the mines how do I get another weapon I am literally a walking human punching bag

[quiet dawn]

Go watch some Math Lesson till you bored and sleep @hollow hornet

[violet mesa]

Imagine how many hours of stardew you can play if 24 hour awake

[hollow hornet]

ill try that

[noble yoke]

Beach farm is awesome because you don't have to go to the dock to fish in the ocean.

[quiet dawn]

well...
24 hours?

[hollow hornet]

damn that's not a bad idea as well

[sturdy quarry]

Adventurers guild

[placid mountain]

Are we allowed to look for people to play with?

[sturdy quarry]

Just to the right of the mine you can buy new weapons, if you fish you could also fish up a nice weapon

[mystic mirage]

i accidentally just threw away all of my rice shoots

[torn bolt]

I believe you also find some special foraging thing around your farm

[hollow hornet]

you get another weapon at the adventures guild

[molten forge]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[torn bolt]

Yeah, perhaps #multiplayer-lfg-old

[noble yoke]

I'll have to see abt that

[torn bolt]

Toby!

[molten forge]

i throw them all away LOL i just dont use em

[placid mountain]

Thank you

[molten forge]

hi angel !!

[mystic mirage]

i had like 5 ive been saving them forever for springgg 😭

[warped hamlet]

guys there a new minecraft game!!

[quiet dawn]

Yooo Stardew has new Minecraft Game!

[torn bolt]

Oh i have never planted rice in my life

[hollow hornet]

jack go back

[warped hamlet]

ok maybe wrong channel but

or discord dasd

[warped hamlet]

What, go back to this?

[mystic mirage]

what to do during winter

[hollow hornet]

no

[warped hamlet]

Too late.

[hollow hornet]

:(

[quiet dawn]

I assume he's tryin to say "Go back to sleep"

[hollow hornet]

no im not

[torn bolt]

You can always go to the mine for resources, chop down trees and decorate your farm. I like to get to know the villagers

[warped hamlet]

kidding no way i put that much effort into typing again

[silent kayak]

mine fish forage decorate ur farm upgrade ur tools etc

[quiet dawn]

smh you gonna say that

[warped hamlet]

grammar sucks

[hollow hornet]

go away is what i meant

[noble yoke]

So in the first day I planted parsnips, talked to some people, and planted some mixed seeds. Am I missing anything that anyone reccomends?

[warped hamlet]

WAHT ARE YOU YALKIGN ABOUT THEN

[hushed cairn]

I got a bone sword

[quiet dawn]

noted, go away to sleep

[warped hamlet]

oh

[torn bolt]

Did you buy potatoes and plant them aswell?

[warped hamlet]

no im staying YOU have to sleep

unless you do my school work for me, then i leave

[noble yoke]

forgot about that, will do

[torn bolt]

Yeiii

[hollow hornet]

please dont tell me you bought it

[neon bobcat]

Is it better than what you're currently using?

[quiet dawn]

good idea, he should do some homework till he sleep
@hollow hornet can you do mine? 👉👈

[hollow hornet]

snore

[warped hamlet]

homework inside of stardew vally

((its a mod))

[quiet dawn]

oh dam

[mystic mirage]

why tf are all the winter fish so hard to catch

[warped hamlet]

..ur bad? /j

[quiet dawn]

because it's cold
and when it's cold you havin hard time

[noble yoke]

Its okay that two different crops grow next to eachother, right?

[warped hamlet]

yes

[quiet dawn]

yes

[noble yoke]

ty

[barren wigeon]

Hi!

[hushed cairn]

I drop it

[noble yoke]

Hi! Welcome.

[barren wigeon]

how are you guys?

[quiet dawn]

no he meant if you bought the sword or got it from the chest or from skeleton

[coral birch]

saving for next spring >:)

[hollow hornet]

jack read me a bedtime story

[warped hamlet]

okay

[quiet dawn]

can I do it first?

[warped hamlet]

once upon a time

[hollow hornet]

[warped hamlet]

there was a fish inside of stardew valley ((becuase we are in #stardew-valley

[noble yoke]

Good, you?

[warped hamlet]

the fish was very happy inside of the forest lake

[quiet dawn]

interesting story

[warped hamlet]

one day he got bored of forest lake

[neon bobcat]

Welcome! Not bad, you?

[warped hamlet]

((bored cos his family were caught by the farmer))

so he decided to swim into the pelican town river

there he met map the fish

[quiet dawn]

this is sad story not a bedtime story

You tryna make Indigo depressed not sleepy

[warped hamlet]

map the fish told him a story about a friendly fish who loves to near other fish and lives inside of a log