stardew-valley

[warped hamlet]

map didnt know where the log was

so the fish decided to keep going up stream

[barren wigeon]

Ive been alright!

[warped hamlet]

where i met ynnep the fish

at the waterfall

[mystic mirage]

ahoy there lass great catch today eh

[hushed cairn]

what the I dropped a diamond from a red slime

[warped hamlet]

ynnep the fish said "if you give me some bait i will tell tou where the fish lived and how to climb water fal"

[hollow hornet]

im so uninterested jack kut keep going

[warped hamlet]

luckly the fish had bait and gave it to ynnep the fish

so he learnt where the fish and and how to climb the water fall

he climbed up and found the log

and then the legen fish came out and ate them

the end

[hollow hornet]

scuffed

[warped hamlet]

but its ok because it turned out the fish was actually a serial fisher and ahd made 10000 fish be caught by farmer

[hollow hornet]

made me sleepy tho so good job

[quiet dawn]

ah ok so this aint sad story
it's a scary story now

[warped hamlet]

its a happy story, all the fished fish family finally got closure

also map the fish and ynnep the fish was fished by the fish too

[quiet dawn]

Did you try lowerin your brightness btw?
light be makin you not tired
but dark will

[mystic mirage]

how much does a barn cost

[warped hamlet]

basically jk rowling adding shit to thr story after it ended rn

[quiet dawn]

dam

[quiet dawn]

6k I think

[warped hamlet]

turn on gray scale it can help

(makes you disgusting by ur phone cos its ugly)

[hollow hornet]

yeah with blue light filter enabled and everything

[quiet dawn]

why not blackscale? just complete void or somethin

[quiet dawn]

I heard color blue makes you not tired or somethin

[hollow hornet]

makes my screen orangey

[quiet dawn]

but it says blue light

therefore, you're colorblind

[hollow hornet]

"Filter" it filters it out

smj nt jead

[quiet dawn]

what

[quiet dawn]

But it says "Blue Light" Filter

[hollow hornet]

smg mt gjjmdfisjad

[dense wyvern]

what are void spirits it doesn't show them in the wiki

[quiet dawn]

Shadow duds

[gaunt gale]

ay

[warped hamlet]

Stop talking and sleep

[gaunt gale]

what is of the up

in here

[quiet dawn]

putting Indigo to sleep

[warped hamlet]

I read him epic bedtime story

[gaunt gale]

https://tenor.com/view/dumbo-baby-of-mine-song-feels-elephant-gif-12917735

[abstract hinge]

my haley is pregnant

[hollow hornet]

well i was until u pinged me

[gaunt gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-man-sleeping-zzz-gif-9469707

more like this for him tho

[warped hamlet]

Oh

[gaunt gale]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-sleep-ugly-weird-poor-gif-23555013

[warped hamlet]

Indigo irl

[gaunt gale]

or this

[warped hamlet]

Stop typing indigo

stop.

[gaunt gale]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-sleep-faking-fake-sleeping-sleep-sleeping-gif-12182481

[quiet dawn]

Shadow Shaman are void spirit Monsters found in The Mines after level 80.

Both Shadow Shaman and Shadow Brutes are counted toward this goal.
basically shadow duds...

[warped hamlet]

indigo I said stoo

[dense wyvern]

the shadow brutes ?

[gaunt gale]

when he gets pinged

[dense wyvern]

oh

[warped hamlet]

INDIGO I DEMAND YY STOP

[dense wyvern]

thanks

[serene walrus]

so fave time in sdv?

[hollow hornet]

time?

[quiet dawn]

ye the enemy that looks like Krobus with Arms

[quiet dawn]

idk 6am?

[white folio]

Do I have to bring something to the fair

[hollow hornet]

Dudes face is :D

[quiet dawn]

wait no, 9am because that's the time when stores are open

[serene walrus]

Yus

[dense wyvern]

why dont krobus have arms

[hollow hornet]

9 items

[quiet dawn]

because why not

[hollow hornet]

Good items

[warped hamlet]

Do

[dense wyvern]

poor guy they cant hold stuff

[white folio]

It’s tomorrow and I don’t have anything

[hollow hornet]

alr see ua

[warped hamlet]

Guys I'm watching batman nin school

[noble yoke]

Around what day do you all recommend I should go mining?

[quiet dawn]

dam he watching "Batman Nin School"

[mystic mirage]

IM FISHING LVL 8 AND I HAD NO IDEA YOU COULD GET OTHER FISHING RODS 😭 😭

[warped hamlet]

Shut up

[quiet dawn]

oh ye some of the fishing rods can be bought after reaching certain fishing level

[quiet dawn]

ok

[serene walrus]

Iridium rod

[quiet dawn]

Fiberglass Rod unlocks at Level 2 fishing
Iridium Rod Unlocks at Level 6 fishing

[white folio]

I have 3 things for the fair and it’s night

I won’t have time to get anything else

[quiet crystal]

Just grab as many high quality things you have

Or rare things

[warped hamlet]

Use sdv fair helper

Finds All items in chests and Inv and tells u what to take

[noble yoke]

What's this stone stuff for?

[hollow hornet]

marriage stuff

[serene walrus]

Spouse hangs out there sometimes

[cobalt hare]

fun how sampi works even though the microsoft store/xbox game pass is having issues

[past saddle]

I made 10100 from tea leaves I feel rich

[simple hill]

Hey guys, I think my introductions quest is bugged. I've met 28 people, but the game states 27/28

[cyan token]

can someone explain why sometimes I'll be fishing and get the noise that somethings on the line, but no exclamation mark?

am I being goofed?

[mystic mirage]

YESS I CAUGHT A MIDNIGHT CARP THEYRE SO PRETTY

[hollow hornet]

LETS GOOOOOO

[mystic mirage]

check social just to double check if you have anyone missing

anyone who you havent met yet will appear as "???"

[hollow hornet]

yeah basicqlly

[simple hill]

Ohhh cool didnt know that was a page, thanks!

[mystic mirage]

of course! come back if you need anything else

[abstract hinge]

I can get dwarven scroll 4 from any mosnter in mine l v80+ right?

[torn bolt]

Not necessary 80+ if i recall correctly

[mystic mirage]

how do i read a secret note

HI

it lasted that long??? 😭

[torn bolt]

Hold it and interact with it.

[abstract hinge]

yea that other than monsters, I'm not really familiar with monsters name but they dont exist in normal mines right?

[abstract hinge]

right click it

[mystic mirage]

tysm 🙏

[torn bolt]

Did it work? I was not sure

[torn bolt]

exactly, you can get it in normal mines tho.

[mystic mirage]

yeah it worked!

[torn bolt]

Yeeeei

[abstract hinge]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I remember i have dwarven scroll IV and just dump it

Mine reset everytime I reenter right?

[torn bolt]

oh nouuu. That happened to me too when i started playing the game

[serene walrus]

The what

[torn bolt]

Yeah, they do reset every time you leave that level

I am afraid i don't know what that is

lmao

[mystic mirage]

[torn bolt]

sorry i am just a noob

[serene walrus]

I'm not sure how you are still here xD

[abstract hinge]

what the hell, this is the only stone in the entire level?

everything is empty lol

[torn bolt]

shame 🛎️

[mystic mirage]

angel theyre just trolling u 😭

[serene walrus]

💀

[torn bolt]

lmao

[torn bolt]

oh

[white folio]

Should I donate minerals I find in geodes to the museum

[mystic mirage]

this one cashier would not stop staring at me at publix today so maybe so

LMFAO

[torn bolt]

Yeah, you should.

[mystic mirage]

LITERALLY EVERY TIME I LOOKED OVER HE WAS STARING. MF JUST LET ME BUY MY POT PIES 😭

[serene walrus]

Brug

[torn bolt]

tf u guys talking about

[mystic mirage]

I HAVE A CHICKEN ONE IN THE OVEN RN

grace we need to get back on topic before we get banned

[opaque roost]

why does switch not allow to host current saves

[serene walrus]

Uh not sure so fave sdv food guys?

[mystic mirage]

PINK CAKE

[torn bolt]

the way i have never even used my kitchen

[rare niche]

lucky lunch

[mystic mirage]

LMAO

THE PINK CAKE LOOKS SO GOOD OMFG

[warped hamlet]

i came back

now i am leaving

[serene walrus]

Hi jack bye jack

[opaque roost]

does anyone wanna answer my question, #stardew-valley message

[mystic mirage]

maybe its for the best!

[mystic mirage]

srry i just dont think anyone knows the answer 😭

[molten compass]

Just completed the community centre for the first time!!!

[torn bolt]

i don't buy food i eat things i found on bushes lmao

[mystic mirage]

WOOO

[serene walrus]

Ah lol

I just buy salads

[white folio]

||Why did a fairy just fly over and put something on my pumpkin||

[molten compass]

Oh definitely

[torn bolt]

It is not about wanting. I believe most of us are PC players. I recommend going to #vanilla-tech-support , perhaps they can help.

[mystic mirage]

sambastian 4 life

abigail is a lesbian and i do believe that

[torn bolt]

yeeei

[mystic mirage]

GRACE

[serene walrus]

Yooo

[grave mesa]

fax

[white folio]

Damn

[grave mesa]

Haleys gay too tbh

[molten compass]

Can confirm, my cranberries have NOT STOPPED twerking

[mystic mirage]

and leah

[torn bolt]

one does not become a millionaire buying food

[mystic mirage]

leah and elliott are wlw and mlm solidarity

[grave mesa]

true tbh

[grave mesa]

fax

[mystic mirage]

i feel like maru is a bicon

[grave mesa]

seb is pan tbh

[grave mesa]

Truetreu

[mystic mirage]

hay bffs

[grave mesa]

everyones just gay, except the mayor, fuck him

[mystic mirage]

this

harvey has major bi wife energy

[grave mesa]

HELP 😭

[mystic mirage]

LMFAO

shane is gay and i do believe that

[molten compass]

Nooo i like pam😭😭

[grave mesa]

Pam is kinda abusive to penny so i'll believe it

[mystic mirage]

you can be gay and ugly grace

[grave mesa]

NEVER SAY ATHIS AGAIN

[torn bolt]

lmao

that's so funny

[white folio]

How long does it take robin to make a coop

[molten compass]

Shane reminded me too much of my own trauma, i ended up marrying Sebastian LOL

[serene walrus]

good night fsrmers

[mystic mirage]

elliott is the gayest man ive ever seen....

[rare niche]

gn peachy

[mystic mirage]

GN PEACHY

[molten compass]

Sleep well! Gn

[torn bolt]

why are u bullying me

[torn bolt]

Goodnight, peachy sweet dreams

[mystic mirage]

HELP???

[grave mesa]

WHAT 😭

[molten compass]

OH-💀

[torn bolt]

HAHAHAHA

[mystic mirage]

YALL ARE TOO MUCH

[torn bolt]

tf

[silent kayak]

HUHHH HELLO

[molten forge]

me

[silent kayak]

all my farmers have been dark skinned i never tried HDJJDKDNDND

[mystic mirage]

TOBY 💕

[molten compass]

Shane is racist confirmed #cancelled

[molten forge]

MAO <333

[carmine umbra]

Is it hard to finish CC before y1?

[torn bolt]

"normal save"

crying

[wild moss]

first playthrough yes, second playthrough not really

[grave mesa]

bro really made themselves white 😭

[molten compass]

LMAO

[carmine umbra]

I see, okay

[torn bolt]

why did i just notice grace today

[grave mesa]

SHANE IS NOT RACIST I WILL DEFEND HIM

[molten compass]

Bro Morris just got punted

[grave mesa]

they were nft before

[mystic mirage]

HOW COULD ANYONE NOT NOTICE GRACE

[torn bolt]

were they always this funny?

[mystic mirage]

ILY

[torn bolt]

you well know i don't know what nft means

[grave mesa]

the worst thing in the world

[silent kayak]

no like their name jdbkdndnd

[torn bolt]

i'm sorry

[silent kayak]

i mean i can see it

[torn bolt]

ohhhhhhhh

[silent kayak]

they invest in crypto

[mystic mirage]

LEAVE SAM OUT OF THIS

[opaque roost]

wait

[silent kayak]

i forGOT sam works at joja

[opaque roost]

what about Sebby

[molten forge]

LEAVE SHANE OUT OF THIS

[mystic mirage]

sam hates it so its okay ❤️

[opaque roost]

whot Bout SEBBY

[torn bolt]

i thought Elaine was just speaking in morse or something

[silent kayak]

all good <3

[silent kayak]

LOL FAIR

[mystic mirage]

soon hes gonna come to my farm and learn to be anti capitalist

[woven root]

Why are they scared that people wilk find out abt their relationship as if anyones gonna care

[copper trail]

GUYS Y1 SUMMER MARRIAGE

[silent kayak]

SLAY

[silent kayak]

NICE

hdndnJDNDKNDNDNDKDNDNDN

[mystic mirage]

WHY ARE OUR FARMERS SO SIMILAR

[copper trail]

now i will get me my stardrop and move on to haley

[torn bolt]

twins

[grave mesa]

LMFAO

[woven root]

His also a discord mod he might be one of the mods here actually

[opaque roost]

damn this man worked ovetime for them hearts

[silent kayak]

pierre would invest in crypto if he understood the internet

[grave mesa]

god bless, beautiful

[mystic mirage]

SAME SHIRT AND HAIRSTYLE

[torn bolt]

lmao i love the way u think

[minor karma]

Hey

[copper trail]

i never missed a week to give beer

[minor karma]

WHAT DID I COME BACK TO

I was gonna say something wholesome but nvm I gotta go y'all

[mystic mirage]

grace, it's okay not to say everything that crosses our minds!

[grave mesa]

Evil

[minor karma]

^ normalize this bestie

[grave mesa]

It's absolutely amazing Grace hasn't gotten banned

[minor karma]

@mystic mirage do you wanna sob hear my wholesome headcanon

[grave mesa]

The things they've said today are wild

[woven root]

Wtf?

[mystic mirage]

YES ALWAYS

[torn bolt]

for real?

[grave mesa]

please don't let this mean what I think it means

[woven root]

U eating his wet poop?

[quiet dawn]

thought that's Morris for sec 💀

[torn bolt]

i still can't believe i just noticed them today

[grave mesa]

Yes LMFAO they said absolutely atrocious things today, they're lucky half of the mods don't even check this chat

[copper trail]

im downloading a polyamory mod its chil

[mystic mirage]

i believe in miracles solely because grace is still here

[grave mesa]

ahh bet

[copper trail]

just now i will neglect shane completly

[torn bolt]

as u should

[woven root]

Maybe she is the chosen one

[grave mesa]

It really is a miracle 💀 also a curse that I have to see their atrocious texts /j

[mystic mirage]

LMFAOOO

[copper trail]

in not staying around to hear that pizza dialogue

[molten forge]

literally 😭

[grave mesa]

STop I don't wanna get banned but you're right

[copper trail]

the one that shall not be spoken

[grave mesa]

pizza dialogue??

maybe I should call a mod to the chat after all....

[minor karma]

I AM TRYING TO HARD TO TYPE MY WHOLESOME THING AND I

[grave mesa]

OMG 😭

[torn bolt]

oh oouh

[mystic mirage]

GRACE?!?!?!?

[torn bolt]

good bye grace

[copper trail]

the peperoni perfume

[minor karma]

I KEEP TRYING TO FEED YOU WHOLESOME HEADCANONS Y'ALL
I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT THEM??

[copper trail]

thats all i will say

[mystic mirage]

I WANT THEM

[quiet dawn]

mods when grace is sleeping?
mods when talk about chicken pot pie in new farmers is japanese ogre?

I don't understand what ya sayin

[grave mesa]

[;ease [irofy the cfhat

[molten forge]

I DO I DO

[quiet dawn]

wtf is happenin here?

[copper trail]

TOBY UR HERE

[mystic mirage]

HELP MEEE

[grave mesa]

Zl, let's use our only brain cell for once alright /j

[minor karma]

If you marry Sebastian or Maru, Robin handcrafts the wedding arbour (the arch)
I extend the headcanon to say that Robin considers the wedding arch her best piece and she'll never ever do anything better than that. She put her soul into it. She literally cried on the brushed wood varnish.

[molten forge]

HI BEN

[quiet dawn]

WTF'S HAPPENIN?

[mystic mirage]

OMG 😭 😭

[copper trail]

DID U SEE I MARIED SHANE IN MY NEW SAVE

[mystic mirage]

THANK YOU FOR EXISTING!!! 🙏 💗

[minor karma]

I have so much more

[molten forge]

PROUDDD OF U

[quiet dawn]

I thought you married Morris for sec...

[silent kayak]

AWWWWW

[mystic mirage]

GRACE STFU

[minor karma]

YOU RUIN EVERYTHING DON'T YOU

[silent kayak]

kay but what if i married robin instead

[molten forge]

her tears ARE the wood varnish

[mystic mirage]

MORRIS NEEDS TO BE PUBLICLY EXECUTED

[minor karma]

That's it you get no more from me

[molten forge]

u were on thin ice for a while and now youve fallen in.

[copper trail]

wait guys does grace love shane i need to know how to feel about her

[minor karma]

I can agree to this

[mystic mirage]

THIS

[grave mesa]

they dislike shane

[copper trail]

GASP

[grave mesa]

I think, or at least they said Shane is racist LMFAO

[woven root]

You monster

[minor karma]

What is your friggen beef with my mother in law

[grave mesa]

i personally will always defend shane, he's a good dude

[copper trail]

grace im sorry ur going down in the ratings

[torn bolt]

no waaaaaaaaay

[molten forge]

i absolutely doubt concernedape made a racist character 😭

[torn bolt]

let that women work lmao

[molten forge]

me

[copper trail]

i would of defended u for ever if u loved shane but yet...

[grave mesa]

Of course LMFAO it's probably a joke

[quiet dawn]

I don't understand what's happenin to this chat

[grave mesa]

oh god

[minor karma]

Why is Grace such a red flag

[mystic mirage]

it needs to be pickled and burned

[torn bolt]

grace is happening

[copper trail]

its internalized from marnies teachings

[grave mesa]

BAN GRACE BAN GRACE

[molten forge]

RIGHT

[grave mesa]

SOMEONE CALL AN ADMIN

[molten forge]

can we get a mod in here grace is starting to bug me

[mystic mirage]

LETS START AN ONLINE PETITION TO BAN GRACE

[carmine umbra]

How many corns should i buy to get 5 gold star?(with quality fertilizer)

[grave mesa]

fr smh.... #bangracesquad

[eager spear]

GREAT NEWS HALEY IS PREGNANT

[molten forge]

im serious

[grave mesa]

i'm /j dw

[eager spear]

im gonna be a dad

[carmine umbra]

Guys?

[copper trail]

SLAY SOUL SISTER

[mystic mirage]

congrats!

[molten forge]

i dont like you very much

[grave mesa]

oh god nvm ALERT ALERT

[quiet dawn]

news later, am tryin to comprehend this conversation

[molten forge]

WOOOHOOO

[grave mesa]

hmm............ i have no idea, i'm just trying to bosot this msg sorry

[minor karma]

I want you out of this plane of existence

[torn bolt]

It is a lucky thing. I would buy extra, just in case

[carmine umbra]

Oh aight, so around 25?

[mystic mirage]

hey i heard a great tip on fatherhood is not to abandon your child, that ones kinda controversial tho! ❤️

[carmine umbra]

They wont die when changing from summer to fall, right?

[molten forge]

and also dont shake the baby !

[quiet dawn]

ye

[torn bolt]

Sounds good, yeah. Remember to fertilize them.

[eager spear]

who would leave such a hot wife

[green hamlet]

hullo im rather new to the game, but i bought bout 12 seeds or so, and went from there

[grave mesa]

WHO THE FUCK AREWE REFERENCING

[quiet dawn]

Sunflower, Corn and Whear should stay alive if season switched

[eager spear]

im dying

[torn bolt]

Hey welcome

[grave mesa]

oh

[green hamlet]

hii thank u!!

[minor karma]

@mystic mirage
Also headcanon that Sebastian tries to help on the farm when you go into town but he gets tired halfway and takes a nap under a tree with the baby on a blanket

[carmine umbra]

Okie dokie, thx angel & zl

[eager spear]

LMFOAOAOAOAO IM SORRY@mystic mirage

[grave mesa]

Welcome Buzzle

[minor karma]

That man is all heart and no stamina

[torn bolt]

For sure

[mystic mirage]

LMFAOOOO ITS ALR HES BEEN GONE FOR YEARS

[copper trail]

stardew players could neverrr

[grave mesa]

beautiful

[quiet dawn]

Me
because the source of the heat is her for being hot
that's why I kicked her out in order to cool my room

[green hamlet]

thank u!

[mystic mirage]

THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU FOR THIS

[minor karma]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
IT'S YOUR BABY

[grave mesa]

Babies are so selfish, crying in the middle of the night smh, they fr need to shut up

[mystic mirage]

BAN GRACE BAN GRACE

[eager spear]

NAHH

[quiet dawn]

Just get a revenge by crying in middle of the night

[copper trail]

honestly just like make ur self a sandwhich or something baby stop being so codependent

[carmine umbra]

Chad mindset

[mystic mirage]

HELP ME

[grave mesa]

i'll go up to its crib and scream and cry in its face, that baby will be my new therapist

[minor karma]

Who is your favorite romanceable character
I'll do some headcanons

[grave mesa]

right? its honestly such a toxic, abusive and codependent relationship.. I feel we should ban babies, they're problematic asf

[mystic mirage]

SAM ❤️

[minor karma]

I GOT YOOOOU

[torn bolt]

Sam all the way.

[mystic mirage]

YALL ARE TOO MUCHHHHH

[silent kayak]

OHH SAM HCS

[eager spear]

the worst thing about your wife being pregnant is that she wont cook food for u for free

[quiet dawn]

am not sure what conversation we havin rn

Haley stuff, Questions stuff, #bangrace, and a revenge on toddler for crying in middle of the night

[minor karma]

I got y'all on Sam hold on right

[grave mesa]

PL:EASE PLEASE PLEASE MORE SEBASTIAN HEADCANONS

[copper trail]

honestly i feel like theyre happier as birds the whole relationship is toxic

[carmine umbra]

Add a headcanon in there

[grave mesa]

right??? its honestly awful smh.... they should all become birds

[eager spear]

i want free food

[carmine umbra]

Wonder how we'll do that

[silent kayak]

NO

[copper trail]

he says sailor moon>goku everytime

[mystic mirage]

WHAT THE FUCK

[carmine umbra]

NO

[mystic mirage]

YOUVE FALLEN IN THE ICE GRACE, YOUVE FALLEN IN

[grave mesa]

Headcanon time ! <3 Sam rips out your intestines and devours them

[torn bolt]

[carmine umbra]

Whats that

[quiet dawn]

Alrigh I hope nothin went wrong with me cookin like settin my house on fire

[grave mesa]

FUCK yes!! I love him more

[eager spear]

noodles fr

[silent kayak]

unless hes like trans idm BUT NO

[copper trail]

ok so whos the omega in this grace

[carmine umbra]

Aww, cute

[grave mesa]

thick ass noodles 😍

[mystic mirage]

NOOO

[copper trail]

guys i have to confess something...

[carmine umbra]

No

[eager spear]

juicy too🤭🤭

[grave mesa]

Sam is so romantic!!!!! when he murders your firstborn child in cold blood <3

[mystic mirage]

No!

[copper trail]

i stan grace and the chaotic energy that follows

[quiet dawn]

dear god am greatly confused with this conversation

[mystic mirage]

ENOUGH

[grave mesa]

honestly.. I'm kind of a grace supporter tbh..

[mystic mirage]

WH Y ARE THE GRACE SUPPORTERS HERE??????

[glad path]

Im just gonna talk here till im level 5

[minor karma]

Sam sits by the crib on a chair with his acoustic guitar in his lap. He is keen on singing that child a lullaby in their youth. It's almost a 100% given that the kids you have are musically inclined. @mystic mirage @torn bolt

[copper trail]

i respect the audacity honestly

[eager spear]

what do i do with the baby if its born

[glad path]

Whats grace

[mystic mirage]

PLS OMG 😭 😭 😭

[grave mesa]

we gotta stand up for ourselves 🦾

[torn bolt]

but i didn't want kids

[dry locust]

just got marries to penny

[grave mesa]

Ok I Pull up. Hop out at the after Party

[mystic mirage]

NOOO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT HERE SHE COMES

[minor karma]

Then I got you

[green hamlet]

wait stop is this for real

[minor karma]

Nah its a headcanon, I'm a writer

[glad path]

Huh

[grave mesa]

hc unfortunately

[copper trail]

agreed

[torn bolt]

whats grace (2)

[minor karma]

I'm doing brief hcs

[green hamlet]

thats so sad

[glad path]

Whats grace (3)

[mystic mirage]

GRACE GRACE GRACE

[dry locust]

hi angel

[minor karma]

Angel I literally got you

[green hamlet]

i would have cried happy tears if it was real

[carmine umbra]

Thats not how it works..

[torn bolt]

Hello

[mystic mirage]

SOMEBODY BAN HER

[glad path]

It is now

[copper trail]

omg toby left

[torn bolt]

waiting*

[carmine umbra]

Huh, aight

[grave mesa]

I'm a writer too.. Sam plays beautiful guitar to your children as you all sit around a fireplace.. suddenly he starts absolutely bashing in everyone with his guitar, leaving the entire house in ruins by the time he's done <3 @mystic mirage @torn bolt

[mystic mirage]

STOP

[grave mesa]

honestly..? I kinda think I should turn pro.

[glad path]

Its crazy how i dont care

[carmine umbra]

NOOO WHY AREN'T U DESCRIBING THE RUINS MORE SPECIFIC

[mystic mirage]

ILL START BELIEVING THAT WHEN I SEE IT

[torn bolt]

Totally

[copper trail]

grace tell us a happy story

[green hamlet]

painful 2 read

[carmine umbra]

Redo that, but specifically describe the "ruins"

[grave mesa]

i hate u.

[glad path]

Why do u do this

[copper trail]

slay

[carmine umbra]

:>

[glad path]

❤️

[neon bobcat]

@round breach As mentioned earlier, please don't post random vids in the conversational channels. They go in #images-and-memes

[grave mesa]

after murdering his entire family, he then goes around leaving bombs around the house to destroy the evidence, then runs away to ohio to start a life with Elon Musk, his true love

[sudden zenith]

Why doesn’t it let you do the community center crafting on switch

[carmine umbra]

Lol

[mystic mirage]

HEPL GRACE FINALLY GOT NOTICED BY AN ADMIN AND ITS FOR THIS 😭

[grave mesa]

that's the house being in ruins oops

[grave mesa]

ITS FOR THE LEAST AWFUL THING THEYVE DEONE KMFALOF

[neon bobcat]

Hello, welcome! You can complete the Community Center on switch. Can you be more specific with your question?

[copper trail]

salom musk forver

[dry locust]

ohh im on switch!

[glad path]

Why 14 second timer 💀

[neon bobcat]

Did you have a concern?

[grave mesa]

i wonder if elon musk smells musty

[copper trail]

wonder? he def does

[dry locust]

whats with the elon musk talk?

[grave mesa]

the bot adjusts the timer by how many people are in the chat to avoid a super spammy chat

[neon bobcat]

Let's get back on topic please.

[mystic mirage]

grace would be a murderer irl and end up getting arrested for not paying a ticket

[glad path]

Ah

[carmine umbra]

Is it possible to complete Pantry without advanced animals?(big cows, big chickens, etc)

[minor karma]

Sam's favorite thing about the Player is their laugh. Doesn't matter if its high pitched or noisy or breathy or whatever. That man is berserk for making you smile really wide and seeing you just tremble with laughter. He cracks the dumbest and lamest fucking jokes this side of the Valley, he will pull out all the stops for a giggle. That man is joy-driven. I love him. @mystic mirage

Another Sam hc is that he likes outdoor dates the best, around mid-afternoon to early evening, in which you guys can be out in the open so he can strum and sing to his silly heart's content. That man is made for two things: music, and you. 💕

[dry locust]

yeah

[grave mesa]

i joked saying one of the chars marries him

[sudden zenith]

It doesn’t let me place the items for each package. I select the item from my inventory then try putting it in the spot lined up to craft it but it won’t place it

[minor karma]

I have so many HCs its not even fucking FUNNY

[grave mesa]

sebastian wears that mask too :/ sebastian religiously listens to Mask

[glad path]

Omg are u dream?!?!?!?

[mystic mirage]

PLS 😭 😭 😭

[carmine umbra]

Are u sure they're the same item?

[quiet dawn]

Are you sure you're putting them in Community Center not in Inventory?

[mystic mirage]

you have no place to be talking

[sudden zenith]

Yes. I tried placing a sweet pea in the summer package and it didn’t work

[copper trail]

my hc:abigail got accepted into a prestigous school but chose online school because she was scared to leave the valley

[mystic mirage]

wow so cute

[grave mesa]

Honestly canon

[minor karma]

Ily anyway

[sudden zenith]

Either way it does the same thing, I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong

[grave mesa]

so true, abigail smartest girl alive

[minor karma]

Next hc >:0 who's next gimme gimme

[neon bobcat]

That's weird. Maybe try posting a screenshot in #images-and-memes ?

[minor karma]

Gimme another character hand that shit over

[copper trail]

also that obvi

[carmine umbra]

Hmm, idk then.. im sorry

[mystic mirage]

I WASNT LAUGHING OMG DID THAT MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I WAS LAUGHING??

[grave mesa]

sebastianian

[mystic mirage]

PENNY OR MARU

[torn bolt]

who are those lmao

[mystic mirage]

I HATE YOU

[minor karma]

I GOT YOU ON MARU LET'S GO

[wet fog]

sebastian's austrian cousin

[grave mesa]

yes this

[torn bolt]

lmao

[sudden zenith]

Ok

[mystic mirage]

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND POT PIE

[grave mesa]

ratio + l + mid

[grave mesa]

ratio

[torn bolt]

stop confusing me

[mystic mirage]

WHERE ARE THE ADMINS??????????

[grave mesa]

heheheh............

[mystic mirage]

GRACE......................

[copper trail]

mao fighting for their life rn in this chat

[grave mesa]

grace always gets lucky I swear

[torn bolt]

what did she do now?

[mystic mirage]

SOMEBODY HELP ME

[torn bolt]

i missed it

[wet fog]

who?

[grave mesa]

Yet I ACCIDENTALLY tell someone that they're an awful human being and they need to die, and somehow I'M the bad person smh /j

[silent kayak]

wait thata so cute

[glad path]

Whats that

[mystic mirage]

NEEDLE AND A THREAD GOTTA GETCHU OUTTA MY HEAD NEEDLE AND A THREAD

[tidal yacht]

I shall defend mao

[grave mesa]

i want to rip out your pancreas /onlypartlyajoke

[glad path]

Thas crazy bro

[carmine umbra]

I shall lurk

[mystic mirage]

@torn bolt ITS PART OF THE LYRICS TO THE SONG

[tidal yacht]

Yes that is what she did say

[torn bolt]

is that a remix

[copper trail]

haley's walk is like a fasion show strut

[mystic mirage]

SHES SAID SO MANY THIGNS 😭

[glad path]

No one likes haley

[minor karma]

Maru is very silly and a little too inventive for her own good. She once tried building a service bot to help you on your farm and it exploded. With confetti inside for some reason (Maru explained that it was to cheer Player up on tough days)

So anyway her service bot explodes and it's the funniest shit and nothing was damaged or anything. You then tell Maru it would be just as much help if she sheared the sheep once in a while and she is a very happy lady ^~^ @mystic mirage

[grave mesa]

all boy named sam do is charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie :/

[wet fog]

is that a reboot of iwteyp

[silent kayak]

MY GF YES

[grave mesa]

LMFAO yes it's my new version

[mystic mirage]

I LOVE YOU

STFU

[wet fog]

man these reboots getting weirder

[glad path]

-<

[minor karma]

Nah but the imagery of it being slightly on fire with confetti shooting from a jet makes me giggle

[sudden zenith]

I don’t want you to think I’m lying but it has started to work now! It didn’t work yesterday so I’m not sure what made it work today. Sorry for causing a false issue 😓

[copper trail]

ok another hc haley forced alex to be her boyfriend so they can be prom king and queen but whenever alex wanted them to go on dates haley just talked strategy to rise in populaity

[mystic mirage]

WHY DID YOU DO THIS

[carmine umbra]

Glad to hear that ^^

[minor karma]

This hurts me

[grave mesa]

dw no one will think you're lying queen

[minor karma]

Viscerally
That is angst in a bottle

[grave mesa]

are you talking to me 👿

[wet fog]

man what the hell is this chat

[copper trail]

alex was like "yeah i love sports" and then haley was like" ok so how are u gonna make the tennis kids vote for us they are on the fence"

[wet fog]

I thought I was on the stardew discord

[carmine umbra]

Chaos

[mystic mirage]

LMFAO

[minor karma]

HAHA

[sudden zenith]

I don’t really know you but I respect your opinion lol

[tidal yacht]

Ben you are like a ghost

[mystic mirage]

again, it needs to be pickled and burned

[glad path]

Kiwibunny isnt real

[minor karma]

Nvm it's not angsty it's hilarious

[grave mesa]

dw they're joking LMFAO

[minor karma]

I got another one for Maru but y'all want anything else?

[torn bolt]

are they tho?

[grave mesa]

maybe..

[mystic mirage]

dont listen to grace

[wet fog]

you want to pickle the chat?

[torn bolt]

sam again

[sudden zenith]

LOL I’m fake yall 💀

[carmine umbra]

LMAO

[copper trail]

we stan haley tho

[torn bolt]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[grave mesa]

HELP

[mystic mirage]

#KEEPGRACEINJAIL

[minor karma]

Bro y'all are obsessed with my Sam
I can see why, I'm pretty damn good/j

[violet cradle]

Hello! I’ve been playing for a few hours and so far am On my 18th day.

Not too much has been done though. I’ve mainly been focusing on chatting with the townsfolk and clearing out all of the clutter at my farm. I do have some questions for you though.

[glad path]

Ew

[grave mesa]

#FREEGRACE

[torn bolt]

omg no way

[grave mesa]

Shoot away

[mystic mirage]

#KEEPGRACEINJAIL

[minor karma]

#ImprisonGrace

[copper trail]

EW???

[glad path]

[torn bolt]

that's hilarious

[carmine umbra]

Go ahead!

[glad path]

Haley passed around the whole town

[torn bolt]

Hey c:

[copper trail]

#STOPFOCUSINGONGRACEANDMUTETHEHALEYHATER

[carmine umbra]

Dont mind the chaos in the chat

[tidal yacht]

Yes mute the Haley hater

[minor karma]

No

[grave mesa]

who is it....

[minor karma]

Mute the haley hater yes bc Haley is queen

[glad path]

Never

[mystic mirage]

#KEEPGRACEINJAIL

[grave mesa]

Haley is a fellow woman lover, she must be protected

[violet cradle]

Ok first. When I was in the social section, i noticed these black hearts. What do they mean?

[copper trail]

yess elaine u get me

[violet cradle]

Dangit I can’t post a picture. Crap.

[glad path]

Haley is into alex and you cant deny it

[neon bobcat]

Everyone, please get back on topic.

[torn bolt]

Try at #images-and-memes

[grave mesa]

Ohh so basically that's the last two hearts, you only can get them when you're dating them

[carmine umbra]

I think u can only unlock those black hearts by making them ur gf/bf

[tidal yacht]

Yeh

[minor karma]

Haley is my lady's wife in my wilderness savefile, Haley fucken impales the slimes with her 90 inch acrylics WHAT DO YOU Mean

[mystic mirage]

GUYS GRACE GOT BANNED

[grave mesa]

I JUST SAID SHES GAY WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[glad path]

Lmao

[novel thistle]

@glad path You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[violet cradle]

Ohhhhh ok

[tidal yacht]

Is this a victory?

[minor karma]

Halesbian

[grave mesa]

HELP R U SEIROus JHRAHGAHAH

[copper trail]

this is canon fight me ca

[glad path]

HA FINALLY

[wet fog]

welcome to the cowpoke gang

[copper trail]

GASP GRACE LEFT US

[grave mesa]

As funny as she is, unfortunately it's only fair as she repeatedly broke the rules :( she will be missed though

[torn bolt]

mao i don't think u can post private dm

[mystic mirage]

SORRY

[neon bobcat]

Don't post DMs here please. And also, move back on topic. We don't need ongoing drama in the channel.

[grave mesa]

it's ok mao

[torn bolt]

i don't want u getting banned

[copper trail]

rip grace

[mystic mirage]

SORRY IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!

[glad path]

Whats the topic may i ask (not to be disrespectful in any way)

[grave mesa]

sdv

[carmine umbra]

Stardew Valley

[mystic mirage]

#gracewillbemissed

[violet cradle]

Ok, second, can anyone show me how much area a scarecrow affects? I know it said 8 blocks but that sounds too vague?

[tidal yacht]

We need you here mao who else would I read there messages in a high pitched cat voice

[neon bobcat]

Believe it or not.. the topic is playing Stardew 🙂

[copper trail]

ok so guys focus energy back on SHAMING THE HALEY HATER/s

[minor karma]

No she won't bitch don't lie to yourself like that/j

[tidal yacht]

Kinda crazy

[glad path]

I thought we were talking about that 💀

[carmine umbra]

Lemme see if i can find a pic, holup

[grave mesa]

I think 8 blocks in every direction? not sure

[wet fog]

potatos arent a good crop idc what people say

[violet cradle]

Thanks!

[neon bobcat]

Some people are, some people aren't.

[grave mesa]

Regardless its a very large space it covers

[wet fog]

potatoes dont even taste good

[grave mesa]

wrong.

[tidal yacht]

Why hate Haley they are a great character with development in the game

[glad path]

Haley doesnt deserve to be a character

[carmine umbra]

Here u go!

[mystic mirage]

GUYS WHATS YOUR FAVORITE GEM IN SDV

[copper trail]

but french fries and mashed potatos?

[neon bobcat]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[grave mesa]

PLEASE LET THIS BE THE NEXT PERSON TO GET BANNED /j

[torn bolt]

none

[glad path]

Thats big

[carmine umbra]

Well that was easier x3

[copper trail]

DIAMOND OBVI

[minor karma]

Anyway did someone want another Sam hc bc I was gonna move onto Haley

[grave mesa]

Opal!! I love opals

[wet fog]

potatoes are a good crop im not gonna lie

[copper trail]

I LIKE THE BLING

[grave mesa]

haley then seb pls!!!!!

[neon bobcat]

It's a fairly new command we added recently 🙂

[glad path]

I like rubys

[wet fog]

theyre just not good as a dish tbh

[violet cradle]

HOLY ?@$!

[grave mesa]

Welcome

[neon bobcat]

Hello, welcome!

[tidal yacht]

She does

[wet fog]

theyre good but im sick of eating sauteed small potatoes...

[carmine umbra]

Ooo, neat! Can i see all of the commands in #governors-mansion ?

[minor karma]

You got it

[violet cradle]

That’s… alot. Thanks!

[copper trail]

guys lets direct our grace emotions to haley hater and potato hater

[grave mesa]

right?!?!@?#$?!@?#!?$!@?

[tidal yacht]

I love two of them

[neon bobcat]

Yes, just use the list command there.

[grave mesa]

Who is this haley hater?

[copper trail]

melon

[torn bolt]

may i ask what is that command?

[mystic mirage]

NO I MISS GRACE NOW

[carmine umbra]

Okie

[grave mesa]

melon.................. 😡

[tidal yacht]

@glad path

[grave mesa]

HALEY PROTECTER SQUAD!!!!!

[carmine umbra]

Its literally !list

[torn bolt]

oh lmao

[tidal yacht]

Yes me too

[copper trail]

thats so random and odly specific but agreed

[grave mesa]

Never had dumplings but they look beautiful

[glad path]

Hiiii

[tidal yacht]

Hiii believe it or not but Haley deserves to be a character

[copper trail]

how would u cook those dumplings tho in stardew what would be the recipe

[glad path]

No she doesnt

[copper trail]

gasp

[regal sage]

haley 🤤

[tidal yacht]

Bad

[regal sage]

ratio

[carmine umbra]

I legit liked Haley's character development

[glad path]

Explain why haley in says i wonder where alex is even while having 8 hearts with u

[green hamlet]

i need to speak to haley more eep

[grave mesa]

THEYRE FRIENDS

[regal sage]

they are besties

[tidal yacht]

They be friends

[grave mesa]

I see the problem now, Melon tried to romance Haley and got "rejected" by her for Alex HAHHAHAHHAHAHA NERD /j

[glad path]

Besties with benefits

[tidal yacht]

Hahaha

[copper trail]

its mlm and wlw solidarity obviously

[glad path]

Whats mlm and wlw 💀

[regal sage]

SO TRUE

[carmine umbra]

Multi level marketing and uh?

[grave mesa]

for sure

[carmine umbra]

Jk i knew what it is

[tidal yacht]

I would diagnose her with annoying

[glad path]

Dont lie

[regal sage]

LOLL

[carmine umbra]

Lewis disagreed

[grave mesa]

HEY>... marnie is bautiful..

[fathom belfry]

hello!

[green hamlet]

hullo

[glad path]

Why so much cooldown

[minor karma]

Haley is big on makeovers with her partner. Her wardrobe becomes very expansive once you start dating her. As a photographer, she knows to pay close attention to detail, thus she nails down styles for you to a T.

You're feminine? Pleated skirts and platforms. Masculine? Patent leather belts and full-plackets. Gender neutral? Functional techwear and oversized jackets.
Haley loves dressing Player. You will drip on everybody and Haley will take all the credit for dripping you down. As she should, absolute queen.

[carmine umbra]

Hello melo!

[grave mesa]

Yo Melo

[tidal yacht]

Hey

[copper trail]

can we talk about marnie BEING THE ABSOLUTE WORSE AT DOING HER JOB?

[mystic mirage]

HI!!

[fathom belfry]

who's selling Herbalife?

[minor karma]

@grave mesa

[grave mesa]

FUCK yeah

[glad path]

Fr like half the time she isnt even there

[mystic mirage]

AWWW

[torn bolt]

she is doing her best okey?

[grave mesa]

Haley >>>>>>

[regal sage]

marnie will do anything BUT work

[copper trail]

NOT GOOD ENOUGH SHE LITTERALLY OPENS AT 9 THEN COMES OUT OF BED AT 10 TO WALK BY HER CUSTOMERS AND TOO HER YOGA

[tidal yacht]

I am also a Shane stan

[glad path]

“You will drip on everyone”

[minor karma]

Hey

HEY YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HALEY HC NOW
NAYSAYER

[fathom belfry]

why is she NEVER at her own house?

[copper trail]

can't jas cook for herself instead of being a freeloader like honestly

[regal sage]

I DONT KNOW 😭

[mystic mirage]

THIS

[regal sage]

SO TRUE

[minor karma]

Bro like Marnie wouldn't need to make her prices so fucking high if she was AT HER JOOOOB WHEN SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE

[fathom belfry]

I'm a recovering stan. Stuck b/w Seb & Sam this play.

[glad path]

Shes at mayors house

[copper trail]

OMG HI MELO

[mystic mirage]

I WAS WORRIED MY CHICKENS WERE GONNA DIE ONE SAVE BC SHE WAS NEVER THERE AND I HAD NO SILO

[glad path]

Shes stinky

[tidal yacht]

She’s just doing stuff…|| with Lewis sometimes in a bush||

[mystic mirage]

MARRY SAM

[white folio]

Do you need to add something to the coop to collect eggs from the chickens

[copper trail]

food

[tidal yacht]

No

[green hamlet]

hes best boy

[tidal yacht]

Just need to feed them

[minor karma]

I have one more Sam and Seb hc each before I move onto Penny

[copper trail]

they dont drop eggs without food

[mystic mirage]

THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭 ❤️

[copper trail]

if winter they need a heater

[minor karma]

WHY ARE YOU THANKING ME I LITERALLY LOVE DOING THESE

[tidal yacht]

Penny is an angel my first wife

[fathom belfry]

or ||in a bush somewhere 😏||

[torn bolt]

she has things to do aswell

[white folio]

BASED

[fathom belfry]

hey ben!!

[glad path]

Very true

[copper trail]

hiiii

[fathom belfry]

is this a spoiler??

[tidal yacht]

Yeah

[carmine umbra]

i need to what

[torn bolt]

no, penny is a penny. i'm angel

[glad path]

Who tf is evelyn?

[lament path]

Wrong person

[carmine umbra]

Penny is 🪙

[regal sage]

pam but yea 😭

[glad path]

Lmao

[tidal yacht]

You are an angel but you don’t know a never ending story

[tidal yacht]

I collect coins

[lament path]

Okay understandable

[carmine umbra]

Yes

[copper trail]

yes we stan

[regal sage]

leah top tier

[copper trail]

kato superiority

[fathom belfry]

that's why you should go w/ Haley or Emily: no parents-in-law

[carmine umbra]

!penny

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852128288205439020/953984725586944010/IMG_20220317_121628378.jpg

[tidal yacht]

Hey

[copper trail]

hiiii

[carmine vine]

Wait invisible

[glad path]

!linus

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953877434137190411/953877575120355358/Screenshot_2022-03-16_9.29.39_PM.png

[tidal yacht]

Lol

[carmine umbra]

Hello!

[lament path]

I don't like any of the bachelor's but...
Krobus and Harvey

[regal sage]

harvey is so nice but where is the personality besides BEING A DOCTER

[lament path]

Roommate ig

[carmine vine]

Hello

[copper trail]

NO ONLY CLOSE FRIENDS BESTIES ROOMATES COLLEGUES

[lament path]

Befriend him

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356868552466104321/934255190008287252/unknown.png

[glad path]

Spoiler

[regal sage]

i have full hearts with him im pretty sure 😭

[cyan merlin]

partners in crime if you will

[lament path]

ANYTHING BUT LOVERSS

[green hamlet]

yeah he rlly likes telling u to just cover ur sneeze or take care of urself lol

[copper trail]

OMG RAIN I LOVE U RN

[lament path]

Ah tbh outside from being a doctor he is just a stressed out wimp

[copper trail]

HISTORY HATES LOVERS

[torn bolt]

i'm sorry gosling i'm doing my best

[regal sage]

so true

[fathom belfry]

girl got no deep thoughts

[novel thistle]

^ They're pretty lazy tbh.

[regal sage]

LMAOO

[cyan merlin]

😭

[lament path]

I'm still debating over if I should change back my nickname lmao

Trash hat

[torn bolt]

lmao unfortunate

[copper trail]

she saw a tiktok of a girlie who diaries daily and thought that would be her but then realized she doesnt have any pencills and gave up

[carmine umbra]

Wait.. so u just stuck?

[minor karma]

Alr another Seb
Sebastian loves rain so much that you have a designated towel closet by the front door so he can wipe his shoes off, reach over and grab a towel. If you're ever coming in from the rain, Seb always makes a point of scaring the hell out of you by cloaking you with a giant towel or blanket as soon as you come inside. It's the funniest thing to him when you get startled. He then makes you hot cocoa or tea by way of apology. @grave mesa

[halcyon crane]

how much gold ya'll got

[torn bolt]

Is Elaine still here?

[halcyon crane]

100k

[carmine umbra]

Rip

[copper trail]

20k summer y 1

[regal sage]

30k..in year 3 💀

[copper trail]

im gonna buy a barn

[fathom belfry]

any tips for summer 1?

[novel thistle]

I can't believe you've done this.

[halcyon crane]

no i mean like in ur wallet now

[torn bolt]

get those blueberries

[halcyon crane]

what?

[green hamlet]

👏 👏 👏

[grave mesa]

thats beautiful.............. thank you..

[copper trail]

omg yess grow tons of melons to get that quality crop bundle and preserve jar all of them

[fathom belfry]

canon

[lament path]

Thats really sweet

[tidal yacht]

:c

[grave mesa]

yesa and im crying

THATS SO CUTE

[torn bolt]

don't

[grave mesa]

what does this mean

[grave mesa]

IM CRYING OF CUTENESS

[torn bolt]

can't believe you havent watch that vine

[halcyon crane]

how much money have u guys got in your wallet NOW?

[wild moss]

like 66 million g

[carmine umbra]

Why does it matter xD

[green hamlet]

like 13k

im very broke

[wild moss]

i haven’t been on that farm in a while

[grave mesa]

I KNOW WHAT IT IS but I thought maybe he was saying it in reference to something someone in chat said

[wild moss]

i spent half of it on flamingoes and explosives

[copper trail]

who was that person who needed summer yr 1 help cuz i have more tips

[torn bolt]

ohhh i get it

[halcyon crane]

i only have 100k and im broke

[carmine umbra]

Bro got their priorities straight 💯

[halcyon crane]

literal broke

[green hamlet]

i do not relate

[mystic mirage]

I CANT PUT BAIT ON MY FISHING ROD HOW DO U DO IT

[mystic mirage]

W PFP

[torn bolt]

@fathom belfry sorry to ping

[carmine umbra]

Oh nah i just do !icantbelieveyouvedonethis and deleted my chat

So it seemed like they're becoming sentient

[halcyon crane]

i should be off to seasoned farmers chat, right?

[torn bolt]

If you want to.

[carmine umbra]

U need fiberglass fishing rod i think

[mystic mirage]

I HAVE IT

[grave mesa]

oh LMFAO

[carmine umbra]

Drag them?

[green hamlet]

prob whatever u want tbh

[carmine umbra]

xD

Its fun

[novel thistle]

@grave mesa I can't believe you've done this.

[lament path]

20k why?

[grave mesa]

fuck u

[halcyon crane]

what does this mean?

[lament path]

Aah late message

[carmine umbra]

Yeah be mad at the bot :>

[halcyon crane]

oops

[copper trail]

elaine ur back im missed u

[grave mesa]

yeah!!!

[grave mesa]

oih my gosh... I have a fan......

LMFAO thank you ben

[halcyon crane]

haha

[torn bolt]

two

[grave mesa]

we will protect shane and haley together

[carmine umbra]

three!

[green hamlet]

do yall name ur cows and chickens and etc like themed names? im naming all mine after food

[grave mesa]

you are both blessed

[quiet dawn]

the hell happened here?

[torn bolt]

Elaine is the way

[grave mesa]

i lvoe u.................

[carmine umbra]

:>

[grave mesa]

yes... I'm growing my own cult.....

[fathom belfry]

it was me!

[grave mesa]

everything is going as planned......

[halcyon crane]

i named my cat pudding, my horse groves

[carmine umbra]

I would love to hear it too

[regal sage]

my chickens are named after drinks and my cows are fruit named 💪🏼

[lament path]

You planned this?

[green hamlet]

aww that's cute, i named one of my cows puddin'

[lament path]

But yaay anyway

[halcyon crane]

plant strawberries NOW

[carmine umbra]

Strawberries are spring...

[copper trail]

if u dont already have a coop BUY IT AND GET ALL THE CHICKENS NOW

[halcyon crane]

heck

[green hamlet]

yesss 👏 thats cute

[halcyon crane]

I forgot

[carmine umbra]

OKIE DOKIE

[blazing python]

I already have my own cult

[grave mesa]

yes.. i'm growing a cult and everybody will love me.. then i'll take over the server and make everyone bow down to me /j

[carmine umbra]

I DONT HAVE IT YET

[blazing python]

It has 0 members on it

[copper trail]

they make soo much moneys

[wild moss]

I’ll join your cult rock boy

[halcyon crane]

because i'm winter y2 and i so freaking scared of grampa's s=evaluation

[carmine umbra]

What, the egg?

[blazing python]

Too late

[lament path]

You only need one more to become a religion

[blazing python]

I already declared it 20 years ago

[wild moss]

[halcyon crane]

who follows the same schedule every morning

[blazing python]

No late joiners

[grave mesa]

wow, 4 people is all thats needed for a religion huh

[copper trail]

u get mayonaise machines so u can turn the eggs into that

[grave mesa]

don't worry.. my cult is much more accepting ;)

[carmine umbra]

Ooo okay

[lament path]

Wait it's only 3 people

[green hamlet]

guilty

[copper trail]

4 chickys with mayo machines make 1000 a day with zero work needed

[carmine umbra]

I'll work on it, thanks!

[grave mesa]

..maybe

[copper trail]

forage beach daily because summer stuff is better

[halcyon crane]

1. Get milk pail from chest 2. Ride horse to mushroom cave, pick mushrooms 3. Get eggs, feed chickens 4. Milk the cows and feed them 5. Place milk and eggs into machine 6. Return milk pail 7. DO WHATEVER I WANT

[lament path]

It's already a religion

[copper trail]

u get rainbow shells and those make a bunch of money

[halcyon crane]

they sell for 500g, right?

[green hamlet]

ya i do something close to that 2

but i make sure to watch tv everyday and talk to my husband

[halcyon crane]

i used to have my milk pail beside the cow building in a chest, but i keep forgetting to return the freaking pail

[green hamlet]

oh and pet my dogo

i just keep the pail in my pockets

[halcyon crane]

so i changed it to statiob beside my house and I STILL FORGET

[green hamlet]

thats rough