stardew-valley

[zinc carbon]

And you can go out with Willy

[mystic mirage]

pierre is french??

[hollow hornet]

takes credit for the good crops you sell him

[sweet marsh]

isn't joja co. Too

[zinc carbon]

All for the cheap price of 5000g!

[warped hamlet]

FUCK YOU

[charred palm]

A lot.

[hollow hornet]

i dont want to fucking hear it jack

I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT

[warped hamlet]

You are the WORST

[zinc carbon]

Also I finally bought max inventory

[sweet marsh]

Publicaly execute him and set him on fire in the center of the village

[crude tapir]

pierre fans exist? 😨

[blissful glade]

oh my

[hollow hornet]

nice salem witch style

[sweet marsh]

I was , before i heard this rat takes credits

[warped hamlet]

Perry HATERS exiist

[wise stratus]

He kinda does tbh

[mystic mirage]

or you could publicly behead him

[hollow hornet]

ikr

[warped hamlet]

You guys the the worst

[mystic mirage]

i dont hate pierre but i dont exactly like him either

[warped hamlet]

Hate Lewis not Pierre

[sweet marsh]

Demetrius should be renamed to demarcus

[keen nebula]

i stopped selling to pierre because caroline kept mentioning the crops and saying when they were bad or good 😕

[hollow hornet]

exactly

[sweet marsh]

How to sell to Pierre i only know the box

[warped hamlet]

So stop taking to Carolone

[mystic mirage]

why the stereotypical name tho

[warped hamlet]

Problem solved

[hollow hornet]

carolone

[warped hamlet]

Shush

[charred palm]

Caroline talking is a symptom of the problem (Pierre)

[subtle pier]

Mafia: stardew valley

[sweet marsh]

👴🏻...

/j

[charred palm]

So we should send Pierre to the place Kent came from

[warped hamlet]

wtf

[mystic mirage]

love the cats stickers and emojis

[keen nebula]

yes then i can get with caroline

[sweet marsh]

Send him to talk with 0 hearts shane instead its more painful

[charred palm]

😂

[hollow hornet]

[charred palm]

"Don't you have work to do?"

[carmine umbra]

Morning!

[sweet marsh]

Or when u gift him beer then u talk to him and he calls u stranger

[mystic mirage]

[keen nebula]

guys how long do pumpkins take to grow

[carmine umbra]

"I dont know you, why are you talking to me?"

[charred palm]

😂

[sweet marsh]

He knews u for 1 second when u give him beer then straight forgets u

[charred palm]

So true 😭

[noble yoke]

Anything I should know before Ice fishing comp?

[sweet marsh]

Emily > Haley

[carmine umbra]

13 days

[hollow hornet]

oh no

[charred palm]

When I show my cat my hand
He thinks it's war and starts throwing punches x)

[mystic mirage]

13 days

[hollow hornet]

based cat

[keen nebula]

okay ty!

[charred palm]

Depends on the position of the hand too

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[sweet marsh]

Emily > Heley

Haley*

[charred palm]

If it's on the side it's war
If its facing the roof its food
If it's facing the ground its to pet him

[mystic mirage]

THE STICKER NAMES LMAO

[hollow hornet]

LMAOO SHHH

[charred palm]

😂😂😂

[warped hamlet]

no

[charred palm]

WTF

[hollow hornet]

:)

[warped hamlet]

Not for you

[sweet marsh]

Ur done💀

[hollow hornet]

oh no

[charred palm]

That's more like "wanna come visit my house

[sweet marsh]

I take robin axe for myself and I don't give it back

[charred palm]

Based

[mystic mirage]

robin marry me pls 🙏

[hollow hornet]

can you even do anything with that

[sweet marsh]

Emily>

[sweet marsh]

no i take it as trophy

[vernal spear]

would you guys like to see a spinning cookie

[mystic mirage]

jodi 😍😍

[hollow hornet]

no

[hollow hornet]

based

[sweet marsh]

Emily still better

[vernal spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/822896661188575272.gif?size=64

spinning cookie

[mystic mirage]

whos the hottest sdv mom

[sweet marsh]

Shut up doffy

[mystic mirage]

thank you for sharing

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[vernal spear]

yours

[charred palm]

Pam is the dopest

[hollow hornet]

do you know what based means

[sweet marsh]

Yes

[hollow hornet]

real

[sweet marsh]

no

[charred palm]

1 - Pam
2 - Jodi
3 - Caroline
4 - Robin

[mystic mirage]

if your answer to this question wasnt jodi u can leave

[vernal spear]

pam is the main character of the bus mode of ca's new game drunk driving simulator 2016

[vernal spear]

1-robin

[charred palm]

Nah

[vernal spear]

everything else-robin

[mystic mirage]

why is pam higher than jodi and robin.

[charred palm]

Because pam is superior

[warped hamlet]

BC Pam better

[sweet marsh]

2 should be emily

[hollow hornet]

based means agreement basically, i would go into the actual origin but thats how people mostly use it

[mystic mirage]

pam is an abusive alcoholic of a mother

[charred palm]

Emily isn't a mother (unless you married her)

[sweet marsh]

Sorry

[vernal spear]

and a professional dipshit

[sweet marsh]

Oh

[mystic mirage]

yall pam stans can leave

[charred palm]

No her daughter just can't relax a bit

[warped hamlet]

eg
P1)ndigo bad
Everyone else) based

[charred palm]

Pam is tha goat

[sweet marsh]

Atleast we don't like ugly pink sweaters!!!!!!!! (Jodi)

[hollow hornet]

p1

[sweet marsh]

[charred palm]

I'm joking btw don't take me seriously

[mystic mirage]

no penny deserves better pam doesn’t even have a job at first and expects penny to provide for both of them

[warped hamlet]

Person 1, noob

[sweet marsh]

lol L penny she got the bad spawn

[hollow hornet]

[sweet marsh]

However Pam solos

[mystic mirage]

L pam

[sweet marsh]

Still better then penny

[hollow hornet]

i agree pam isnt that good of a person but kokos responses are so funny

[warped hamlet]

Pam epic

[charred palm]

Penny should reset the day imo

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[sweet marsh]

I wanna marry pam and we to abuse and publically execute penny then put her dead body in the center and burn it

[hollow hornet]

okay uhhh

[warped hamlet]

100% a mod for that

[hollow hornet]

favorite building in the hit game stardew valley

[mystic mirage]

what the fuck

[sweet marsh]

Uhhh

[charred palm]

Wizards tower

[sweet marsh]

lets forget about it, actually i like Penny... Yeah yeah

[hollow hornet]

this is going a bit too far so lets just back up a bit

[warped hamlet]

The house you should live in ((coop))

[charred palm]

💀

[hollow hornet]

so true jack

[noble yoke]

|| ||

[warped hamlet]

Because you are a chicken

[wary hemlock]

Ey keep my wife name out of your foking mouth

[mystic mirage]

robins house

[sweet marsh]

Ok let's change it to publicaly execute only

[hollow hornet]

omg that actually brought tears to my eyes

[charred palm]

You made me click 😭

[hollow hornet]

that response is so beautifully worded

[mystic mirage]

I HATE YOU

[hollow hornet]

shhhh ;)

[sweet marsh]

Sorry Dracula pls dont beat me up with a stick

[granite oyster]

wow what a beautiful speech on this wonderful game

[charred palm]

Koko who are you

[hollow hornet]

welcome!

[granite oyster]

oh hello

[gray grotto]

welcome to the cult

[charred palm]

Frosty

[mystic mirage]

THE REACTION PLEASE

[hollow hornet]

im expecting a slap in a specific award winning stage

[sweet marsh]

No idea, i joined to ask what i can use mayonnaise for and then i kept chatting

[wary hemlock]

nah i need those to make coal out of em

[mystic mirage]

maybe it’s time to stop!

[sweet marsh]

Dracula... This is illegal

[gray grotto]

I keep forgetting my pfp is something wholesome and I keep expecting to see tiddies but then I see red panda

[hollow hornet]

[sweet marsh]

Ok... Pam still better tho

[charred palm]

Yup , as wholesome as you

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOOO only ogs remember that pfp

[gray grotto]

;)

[charred palm]

Dracula

[mystic mirage]

[granite oyster]

||one question why are there DINOSAURS IN A CAVE||

[gray grotto]

aw <3

[charred palm]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-dracula-hotel-transylvania-alright-fine-gif-21594978

[gray grotto]

spoilerrrr

[hollow hornet]

WHY IS SO HIGH QUALITY WHAT THE FUCK

[mystic mirage]

spoiler 🙏

[charred palm]

I've watched this movie too many times

[hollow hornet]

helloo, you can look at the pins to see what to spoiler or not

[charred palm]

Anyways

[mystic mirage]

LMFAO

[sweet marsh]

Trading my tentacles for stick

[hollow hornet]

fuck i forgot to reply

[gray grotto]

lol

[warped hamlet]

Not as high quality as mine

[hollow hornet]

LMAOO

[mystic mirage]

idk mine still better

[warped hamlet]

YOU SAW NOTHING

[wary hemlock]

damn bro my eyes watery trying to look at that

[warped hamlet]

Not true

[tidal yacht]

1. me 2. me in another save 3. me in another save but male 4. Vincent 5. Pam 6. Robin. 7. Jodi. 8 Caroline

[wary hemlock]

zoom at that might i add*💀

[warped hamlet]

idk if we should be joking about Vincent here

[mystic mirage]

WHY ARE YOU GUYS PUTTING PAM SO HIGH

[mystic mirage]

ISNT VINCENT 5 YEARS OLD?????

[gray grotto]

pam >>>

[sweet marsh]

Vincent 💀

[wary hemlock]

they simping for her so she can|| move to the buss ||quickly

[tidal yacht]

yeh who else is the mama of em snails

[mystic mirage]

the amount of pam stans in here is making me upset

[tidal yacht]

yep

[hollow hornet]

yeah lets not joke about children like that

[sweet marsh]

Im Emily stan

[granite oyster]

no pam isnt even top 28 in the game

[mystic mirage]

emily is good

[hollow hornet]

do you want a cat gif to calm you down/pos

[sweet marsh]

I know

[mystic mirage]

yes pls 😭😭

[gray grotto]

no

[copper flume]

Ping

[tidal yacht]

...

[sweet marsh]

@copper flume

[mystic mirage]

thank you so much 💗💗💗

[hollow hornet]

deleted since its for exclusive eyes only

[gray grotto]

I want nitro too

[wraith gorge]

hello

[tidal yacht]

in reality it is everything past pam on my list

[warped hamlet]

Let me see kt

[sweet marsh]

Too bad i saw it

[hollow hornet]

you're too late jack

[warped hamlet]

I am exclusively

[hollow hornet]

u are exclusive now

[gray grotto]

welfome to the cult, how may I help

[sweet marsh]

YAHOO

[hollow hornet]

omg luigi

[mystic mirage]

ur right cat gifs are for the vips

[wraith gorge]

anyone playing multiplayer

[sweet marsh]

WAH WAH YAHOO YAHOO YAH WAH

[gray grotto]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[wraith gorge]

ok thanks

[wary hemlock]

no i dunno how to play multiplayer on PS4

[hollow hornet]

[copper flume]

Which platform?

[sweet marsh]

Is #stardew-valley or #town-square general chat?

[hollow hornet]

town square

[gray grotto]

#town-square

[wraith gorge]

pc

[copper flume]

#town-square i think

[mystic mirage]

[copper flume]

I can play

[sweet marsh]

I thought this was general

[tidal yacht]

ooh

[granite oyster]

i have to know what's the general opinion on Sebastian

[hollow hornet]

STOP

[wraith gorge]

cool

[hollow hornet]

nope, a lot of people think that tho

[gray grotto]

new farmers is basically new player help and whatever the fuck we do with indigo

[sweet marsh]

Sam better

[hollow hornet]

i love him

[mystic mirage]

LMAO

[tidal yacht]

would disagree

[mystic mirage]

sam and sebastian are both the same amount of yes

[copper flume]

So @wraith gorge wanna play?

[granite oyster]

you are so incorrect i cant begin to tell you by how much

[hollow hornet]

sams portrait's kinda looks goofy im sorry to say

[warped hamlet]

im abt to ruin all ur cat exclusivity

[mystic mirage]

AND SEBASTIANS DOESNT???

[tidal yacht]

sam is a lil baby throughout the game

[wraith gorge]

yes

[carmine umbra]

First diamond aquired!

[copper flume]

Sam's?

[tidal yacht]

also blue

[granite oyster]

no no it dosent

[wary hemlock]

just a dude with a skateboard

[sweet marsh]

Wait he can draw

[hollow hornet]

excuse me he looks stunning

[tidal yacht]

nice

[copper flume]

K

[gray grotto]

mao wtf are you on about, seb is life

[mystic mirage]

THE HAIR.

[hollow hornet]

no the uhh the look of him close up

[warped hamlet]

no more exclusivity of cats

[cobalt hare]

If a country declared its independence would yall support it?

[mystic mirage]

they both look goofy af

[sweet marsh]

I wish sam pushed Sebastian In the jellyfish event

[hollow hornet]

he rocks that fucking hair

[warped hamlet]

free for all

[copper flume]

Bro looks like goku

[sweet marsh]

One moment

[granite oyster]

his hair is fine i dont know what your on about

[copper flume]

It depends

[hollow hornet]

#art-gallery message would this migrate you to sebastians side

[mystic mirage]

if yall think sebs hair is fine you cannot say sams is bad

[gray grotto]

SO WHAT

[wary hemlock]

i agree

[hollow hornet]

sebs hair slays >:(

[gray grotto]

^

[mystic mirage]

I LOVE HIM AND I LOVE SAM BHT THAT DOESNT CHANGE HOW GOOFY THEY LOOK

[sweet marsh]

Bro is about to go super sayian mode💀

[minor karma]

I love them both

[mystic mirage]

THIS is what we need

[wraith gorge]

can you use mods on multiplayer

[copper flume]

Yes

[gray grotto]

on pc, yws

[wraith gorge]

nice

[granite oyster]

bro yes you can look at his hair

[hollow hornet]

his undercut is just beyond human comprehension

[mystic mirage]

I ONLY STILL DRAW BC OF THEM

[sweet marsh]

Emily portrait > emily character

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOO

[minor karma]

I acknowledge both of my boys look goofy but they're still both my boys

[copper flume]

I already sent you a fruend request, cameliam

[granite oyster]

brooooooooo his hair is soo goofy

[sweet marsh]

Whats ur fav character

[mystic mirage]

THIS THIS THIS

[charred palm]

That's like everyone
Especially marnie
Marnie character compared to portrait is astonishing

[hollow hornet]

sam looks goofier

[sweet marsh]

Fr

[minor karma]

Marnie is so fucking adorable in her portrait, I wanted to romance Marnie's portrait
BUT HER SPRITE

[wraith gorge]

how do i find the request

[sweet marsh]

U like demarcus? His portrait looks like kanye west

[hollow hornet]

no wtf

[minor karma]

EXCUSE YOU

[charred palm]

The SPRITE it's so ugly 😭

[copper flume]

Is a discord friend request

[sweet marsh]

KANYE WEST

[mystic mirage]

HELP WTF

[wary hemlock]

eyo demarcus 💀 tf is that

[wraith gorge]

ok

[sweet marsh]

DEMETRIUS*

[charred palm]

You smokin Pam's stach to say stuff like that

[minor karma]

DEMETRIUS LOOKS NOTHING LIKE KANYE???

[hollow hornet]

fr

[mystic mirage]

shut the FUCK UP

[minor karma]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[sweet marsh]

LOOK AT HIS PORTRAIT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE KANYE WEST STARE MEME

[hollow hornet]

delete that picture it is horrid to my eyes

[copper flume]

Nice demetrius cosplay

[wary hemlock]

yeah where did you get that he look like this kanye

[minor karma]

EXCUSE YOU

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOO

[minor karma]

NAHHHH

[mystic mirage]

HE HAS NO RESEMBLANCE TO HIM

[minor karma]

NAHHHHHHH YOU REALLY SAID FHAT

[sweet marsh]

Naw he just looks like kanye west💀

[minor karma]

He looks nothing like Kanye West

[wary hemlock]

your eyes need to be checked

[minor karma]

Help

[charred palm]

You didn't just say that 💀
You said you don't like white characters 😭😭😭😭

[hollow hornet]

does not look like kanye west at all smh

[minor karma]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[mystic mirage]

LMFAOOO

[warped hamlet]

nah i see it

[minor karma]

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

[hollow hornet]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[sweet marsh]

Wait black people exist

[wary hemlock]

sir this is wendys

[mystic mirage]

YALL ARE JUST SAYING HE LOOKS LIKE KANYE BECAUSE HES BLACK 😭

[warped hamlet]

maybe less high tho

[minor karma]

Lawd this is why I never go into New Farmers like y'all be crazy asf

[hollow hornet]

fr

[charred palm]

I'm confusion
When confused share love
Ok love you all I'll go sleep

[sweet marsh]

OMG KANYE WEST
(P.S i think his ex is kim Kardashian)

[hollow hornet]

how??

[warped hamlet]

fr? man u live in new farmers

[minor karma]

Ngl you kinda right tho

[wary hemlock]

wdym all it's literaly one person who's saying that 💀

[granite oyster]

also whats the bar between new and seasoned farmers

[sweet marsh]

Eyes

[minor karma]

They have nothing in common

[hollow hornet]

ive slowly been transferring to seasoned

[mystic mirage]

jack and koko = more than one person!

[minor karma]

Babe come to seasoned w me this shit ridiculous

[charred palm]

Seasoned is really tactical

[hollow hornet]

spoiler free in new farmers, full of spoilers in seasoned

[wary hemlock]

wait where did this jack came from lmao

[charred palm]

New farmers is wild

[granite oyster]

oh ok thanks

[sweet marsh]

i thought they were brown

[hollow hornet]

yeah lets go

[granite oyster]

anyways Sebastian is hot

[sweet marsh]

Anyways who wants to see how much they look alike

[mystic mirage]

im comin with yall

[warped hamlet]

1.7k in season 27k in new (messages)

[sweet marsh]

I mean... They are brown

[minor karma]

WHY DIDN'T YOU START WITH THIS?? WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOW THE COMPARISON FIRSTHAND

[wary hemlock]

how do i consider my self a seasoned player what do i need to achieve

[warped hamlet]

be post cc ig

[wary hemlock]

oh i did that

[warped hamlet]

it just means you can talk about things you cnt in heres

[hollow hornet]

stfu

[wary hemlock]

good got back my freedom of speech 💀

[warped hamlet]

come back to me then more seasoned messages that new

[hollow hornet]

what part of slowly transferring do you not understand smh

[warped hamlet]

fast or never

you gonna be 85 by the time you fully transfer

[wary hemlock]

they got slow wifi, must take days

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOOO

[warped hamlet]

wait im like rlly clost to next role thing
i think

93

[minor karma]

KOKO STOP DM-ING ME ABOUT KANYE WEST

[hollow hornet]

jack i thought you were shepherd and was gonna become rancher at first, i hate you

[wary hemlock]

bruh

[warped hamlet]

im not loser like you

im only about to be a loser like you

[hollow hornet]

fantastic

[warped hamlet]

jk iquit sdv discord rn

[sweet marsh]

THEY LOOK ALIKE

💀

[warped hamlet]

look at how fat both their noses are

[hollow hornet]

jack???

[mystic mirage]

WHAT

[warped hamlet]

THEIR NOSES ARE SO FAT

LOOK AT ROBINS

[sweet marsh]

TRUE

[sweet marsh]

YOUR NAME WILL BE... PINOCIO

[sweet marsh]

OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED

[hollow hornet]

JACK

[warped hamlet]

ITS TRUE THEIR NOSES ARE FAT ASF

[noble yoke]

What kind of pick do you need to break the thing that ||crashed on your land after you heard an explosion during the night||?

[hearty terrace]

wow she looks so much like kanye!!!11! (/s)

[mystic mirage]

WHAT THE FUCK

[wary hemlock]

now that i look at it... robin is just a better version of leah 💀

[hearty terrace]

it's the smile and the stare for me 🥺 (/s)

[crystal fiber]

THERE YOU GO

It’s true

[warped hamlet]

SEE

[hollow hornet]

demetrius' nose is more downturned

[crystal fiber]

Demetrius West

[hearty terrace]

yeah, and way less defined

[warped hamlet]

wtf does downturned mean

[crystal fiber]

Demetrius doesn’t do as much coke

[mystic mirage]

sound it out! think!

[sweet marsh]

SEE

[hearty terrace]

when the tip of your nose faces downward instead of upward

[warped hamlet]

oh

[hearty terrace]

yeah

[mystic mirage]

downturned=turning down ITS LITERALLY IN THE NAME

[warped hamlet]

down turned

[sweet marsh]

THEORY CONFIRMED: DEMETRIUS IS KANYE WEST

[mystic mirage]

koko please stop talking

[sweet marsh]

Ok

[hollow hornet]

okay lets probs drop this before the mods get involved, you can talk to the bouncer if you wanna report the person

[sweet marsh]

Alright

who likes pizza

[warped hamlet]

only sdv pizza

[wary hemlock]

i don't like where this is going it feels like a start of a twitter drama 💀

[crystal fiber]

colorist he was just joking.

Koko I stand by you

[minor karma]

It def is

[sweet marsh]

lets start a new argument

Peperoni pizza < pineapple pizza

[hollow hornet]

what're your guys favourite type of fish in sdv?

[rare niche]

[warped hamlet]

anything but the legend

[rare niche]

i can't say it here

[wary hemlock]

crayons

[hollow hornet]

how about aesthetically?

[rare niche]

indigooooooo i can't say it here

[sweet marsh]

I got no permission to post photos so i gotta prove though dms

[hollow hornet]

mines the midnight carp

[molten forge]

its called genetic 😭 theyre black, their noses are different

[hollow hornet]

SAY ANOTHER ONE THEN

[warped hamlet]

aestheric scuks

[rare niche]

NO

ITS THE ONLY ONE I LIKE

[crystal fiber]

[noble yoke]

the || || fish

[wary hemlock]

ayo that's a cool emote

[hollow hornet]

huh

[minor karma]

Exactly this shit is fucken awful

[rare niche]

what did i return to

[primal mortar]

Mate this chat is a piss take

[crystal fiber]

lol very dichotomic of you but cool

[hollow hornet]

oh my god, thats genuinely the most amazing one in the game

[sweet marsh]

By any idea u got copy of this emoji as small gif..?

[minor karma]

GIRL WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU TALKIN ABOUT

[noble yoke]

its so || ||👌

[undone junco]

omg...

[rare niche]

@round breach @minor karma @crystal fiber mind going somwhere else

[crystal fiber]

[minor karma]

Yeah I'd be happy to ngl

[wary hemlock]

eyo hall nah man it's twitter all over again

[rare niche]

this is new-farmers not rant-farmers

[molten forge]

im just gonna,, <@&239770080378880001> (srry for ping) ppl r being racist lollll

[wary hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[sweet marsh]

Lol i escaped from the drama😊 😊 😊

[hollow hornet]

thats basically the midnight carp ngl

[rare niche]

don't feed the fire..

[wild moss]

what a fucking disaster of a channel lmfao

[minor karma]

👀 enable colorism ig lmfao

[rare niche]

drop it.

[minor karma]

Anyway yeah what's your favorite fish to catch

[modest quest]

alright, idk whats going on in here, but we're moving on

[sweet marsh]

Lol i escaped from the drama😊 😊 😊

[warped hamlet]

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER TO AWFULLY CROP

[hollow hornet]

midnight carp my beloved

[crystal fiber]

butt why

[rare niche]

butt

[mystic mirage]

this

[hollow hornet]

oh shit its so big

[minor karma]

Idk why but I like Perch

[rare niche]

ayo?

[undone junco]

fav?? maybe blob

[mystic mirage]

HELP

[sweet marsh]

i hate smallmouth bass

[molten forge]

I like the carp

[undone junco]

midnight carp so pretty

[sweet marsh]

I keep getting it

[mystic mirage]

HI TOBY

[molten forge]

its super cute

[wary hemlock]

how we poor ppl do without nitro flexing 😎 🤝

[rare niche]

indigo go seasonsed

[warped hamlet]

@hollow hornet

[molten forge]

HI MAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[light roost]

ur mom is the prettiest

[minor karma]

Babe it's fine if people are uneducated, do you have a favorite fish? 💕

[undone junco]

so so true

[warped hamlet]

[hollow hornet]

also

[minor karma]

Ilyt omg wanna be friends

[wary hemlock]

bruh that movie must have ended now

[hollow hornet]

watch the movie

[minor karma]

I think the perch fish are visually the cutest but my alltime favorite is the squid

[mystic mirage]

WATCH THE MOVIE

[charred palm]

LEAVE AND WATCH THE MOVIE ✨

[rare niche]

indigo bullied me in seasoned

[hollow hornet]

oooh the midnight squid looks cool as well

[molten forge]

i like carp visually cuz it looks like theyre blushing haha

[minor karma]

Ong really? I should double chdck

[hollow hornet]

ur imagining things

[sweet marsh]

Doffy did u bully ben😡

[rare niche]

:(

[mystic mirage]

i really like ghostfish for whatever reason

[minor karma]

OMGGG

[rare niche]

i am hurt by this accusation

[molten forge]

ghostfish are cool !

[mystic mirage]

its so cute 😭

[hollow hornet]

i just see it wearing lipstick and orange blush

[undone junco]

ghostfish r cute!

[wary hemlock]

i'm sorry yall, blobfish is clearly superior

[charred palm]

Carps
I love them because I don't have to click too much to catch them

[molten forge]

dapper little fish :)

[undone junco]

thts what im sayin !!!

[sweet marsh]

🐤 it looks like a fish version of chick

[molten forge]

Hi dalla !

[mystic mirage]

it looks like its making this face :o

[rare niche]

eel :)

[charred palm]

Hello toby 👋

[rare niche]

wow

[hollow hornet]

wait no thats too mean

[rare niche]

i didn't even have to check the name

[sweet marsh]

reported for HARASMENT!!!! /j

[mystic mirage]

the name 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[hollow hornet]

ikr :)

[rare niche]

help i'm being bullied

[molten forge]

good you deserve it 🙄 /j

[hollow hornet]

LMAO THE EMOTES

[rare niche]

#justiceforben

[charred palm]

The bully gets bullied
What happens next is shocking

[minor karma]

*/hj

[rare niche]

i-

[mystic mirage]

#bencansuffer

[hollow hornet]

bully lives to regret it

[rare niche]

is this dhar mann now

[minor karma]

What's Dhar Mann

[warped hamlet]

no its mr feast

[charred palm]

Hello Dhar Mann Fam

[rare niche]

we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

[sweet marsh]

middle schooler doesn't subscribe to dharrman and gets dragged to hell by the demons under his bed

[mystic mirage]

DHAR MANN

[hollow hornet]

what happens next will shock you

[minor karma]

So you see...

[mystic mirage]

So you see..

[hollow hornet]

LMAOO

[charred palm]

xDDDD

[mystic mirage]

LMFAOOO

[rare niche]

i do not see

[minor karma]

bHAHAHA I LOVE YOU @mystic mirage

[modest quest]

I still dont know whats going on in here, so I'm going to assume its not stardew valley

[mystic mirage]

I LOVE YOU 💗💗💕💗

[rare niche]

we are talking about kent

[undone junco]

🤷

[noble yoke]

its not

[minor karma]

OH uh uh uh Penny is hot

[sweet marsh]

So you see... The demons were actually Dharrman clones

[hollow hornet]

yeah uhh favorite bundle in the cc?

[mystic mirage]

THIS

[minor karma]

Do you guys have a favorite bachelorette?

[molten forge]

it was about our fav fishes then it devolved

[rare niche]

kent

[warped hamlet]

greenhouse 💖

[mystic mirage]

NIGHT FISH BUNDLE

[sweet marsh]

I can explain

[mystic mirage]

PENNY AND MARU

[molten forge]

kids bundle

[rare niche]

artisan bundle

[prisma ridge]

Pierre is a scam, discuss

[wary hemlock]

penny and no one else

[mystic mirage]

AND ABIGAIL AFTER THEM

[minor karma]

My favorite bachelorette is Haley (don't you dare start nagging me to choose otherwise) I know how that goes every time)

[undone junco]

master fisher bundle

[warped hamlet]

pierre is not a scam, end discussion

[hollow hornet]

i havent dated any of the bachelorettes but emily and leah seems cool

[rare niche]

my favorite bachelorette is linus

[minor karma]

Pierre is a dick but not a scam

[charred palm]

I like Leah , I love Leah

[molten forge]

*marnie

[warped hamlet]

pierre is not a dick

[hollow hornet]

we dont wanna hear it jack

[warped hamlet]

pierre is a humble worker trying tokeep his store open

[prisma ridge]

So true!

[sweet marsh]

But the joja dude is bigger dick end discuss

[wary hemlock]

the real scam is|| pam with her 500K house||

[rare niche]

gtfo jack

[warped hamlet]

THEY ASKED GET MAD AT THEM NOT ME

[hollow hornet]

THEY DIDNT ASK AT ALL

[minor karma]

OOO OOO uh I love the artisan bundle, so aesthetically pleasing

[warped hamlet]

THEY DID
"PIERRE SCAM, DISCUSS"

[sweet marsh]

Matpat should make theory about this

[mystic mirage]

we dont like marnie here 💗

[charred palm]

Pierre is scam period

[minor karma]

Some of our house upgrades didn't even fucking cost that much

[tidal yacht]

ikr!

[warped hamlet]

AA\

[hollow hornet]

[honest acorn]

that's not pam's fault that's robin wanting to artwank on it instead of on MY house

[tidal yacht]

can I like instead buy another house for myself instead

[warped hamlet]

UR BIASED, STOP

[minor karma]

Marnie is a cute looking character but her business practices really inconvenience me and I don't forgive inconveniences

[hollow hornet]

not a question jack you are still wrong and therefor not want to be heard

[mystic mirage]

FR

[sweet marsh]

Based

[wary hemlock]

everything in stardew city cost so little a fking diamond sells for way less than there is pam

[prisma ridge]

Is it better to buy seeds from the scam pierre on the 2nd day bc he charges more on day 1 compared than day 2?

[strong lotus]

I am now at the stage that i am at the egg festival and brought strawberries. what do I do next?

[charred palm]

She just used 100k for house and kept 400k for beer

[warped hamlet]

idc ur rights no longer exiist to me

[hollow hornet]

he charges more?

[charred palm]

He does ?????

[prisma ridge]

I thought so?

[torpid mantle]

he doesn't charge more

[sweet marsh]

No worries i buy her beer every monday and tuesday

[warped hamlet]

he doesnt

[ashen flume]

keep progressing and stuff,mines and cc

[charred palm]

Nah he doesn't

[wary hemlock]

he don't

[hollow hornet]

damn

[torpid mantle]

you just only have 500g to start with so it feels like you can barely buy anything

[prisma ridge]

Oh, sorry, thought I saw blueberry seeds $100 on day one then $80 a day later

[charred palm]

They in summer wooo

[minor karma]

Yes I'm writing a fanfiction in which my Player is married to Sebastian and they take a trip to Zuzu City and Sebastian grapples with social anxiety as well as the echoes of his former dreams to have a career in Zuzu BYE

[sweet marsh]

I spend them all on the carrot looking thingys and i repeated till the end of the month

[noble yoke]

What's the next tool type after silver/iron?

[strong lotus]

ah ok, thank you, just realised i accidently gifted my seasonal plant seeds tho :/

[mystic mirage]

STOP FEEDING INTO HER ADDICTION 😭

[hollow hornet]

leah punching the air rn

[molten forge]

STOPPPPP imma need a link

[strong lotus]

is there an egg hunt to do?

[prisma ridge]

he should charge more, it'd be a great profit

[charred palm]

Don't forget me when you share it

[ashen flume]

damn how, buy some more if you need

[minor karma]

I'll tag you when its outttt

[tidal yacht]

its impossible...

[wary hemlock]

also i'm cashing in alot of money year 3 with this ancient fruit business all from 1 single seed

[minor karma]

Yes ofc ily

[sweet marsh]

NEVER (i wonder why the bus broke and what happened to others in the bus)

[strong lotus]

clicked harvey whilst holding them :/

[ashen flume]

oh there is,and it's pretty fun

[wary hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/money-wwf-wwe-wrestling-betting-gif-15021188

[noble yoke]

it should be during mid-late spring

[minor karma]

It's probably gonna be a multi parter

[ashen flume]

o7

[hollow hornet]

yes you just talk to lewis at the egg festival

[strong lotus]

ah opok thank you, how do i do that/ do you get things?

[minor karma]

Why would she be punching the air lmao

[ashen flume]

it's during the egg festival,after you do it the festival ends tho

[charred palm]

Yes
It's on the 13th of Spring in town from 9am to 2 pm

[toxic needle]

fruit bats or mushrooms

[sweet marsh]

Bats

[warped hamlet]

Both are gkod

[hollow hornet]

i thought you liked leah hence your name but i feel like ive mistaken

[mystic mirage]

*sam punching the air rn

[noble yoke]

welcome and both are good

[warped hamlet]

no don't you dare become biased

[hollow hornet]

bats for easy cc, mushroom for energy and money

[minor karma]

Oh I love Leah for sure lol I was just confused

[hollow hornet]

ahh i see i see

[warped hamlet]

Bats for easy

[minor karma]

Wait why couldn't I love both???? I have multiple saves for a reason!!

[hollow hornet]

LMAO FUCK OFF

[charred palm]

I think she says she wants her art to get influence or something

[sweet marsh]

Bats>

[charred palm]

I always pick mushrooms just because you can place things in the cave if you pick it (thanks Dracula)

[warped hamlet]

Shaking my head Cpt. Indigo, your grammar is so bad

"LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, FUCK OFF."*.

[hollow hornet]

what does this mean jack

[ashen flume]

if you don't do bats you will need to buy like three fruit trees

[grave mesa]

Jack I think youre a little silly

[mystic mirage]

HELP WHAT IS THIS

[neon bobcat]

@crystal fiber Please avoid discussion of drugs in this server, including referencing Stardew characters doing coke.

[hollow hornet]

jack is so fucking silly its insane

[minor karma]

The fic? Yeah

[strong lotus]

ah I lost unfortunatly but still can't nbelive I wasted 350 on those seeds and accidently gave them away XD

[hollow hornet]

[warped hamlet]

I am not, especially when you don't know what a full stop is.
"Jack I think you are a little silly."*.

[grave mesa]

ACTUALLY it'd be "Jack, I think you are a little silly."*

[wary hemlock]

dam gottem

[hollow hornet]

jack went from saying absolute gibberish to becoming a grammar maniac

[grave mesa]

Hah nerd get rekt

[wary hemlock]

well played

[grave mesa]

I play everything well tbh 💯

[strong lotus]

glad I brought strawberries this time tho

[minor karma]

I might also do a Haley WLW fic but y'knaur

[grave mesa]

Fuck yeah

[warped hamlet]

I don't know what you said because you are blocked. I am never wrong.

[mystic mirage]

Yes

[charred palm]

You love Pierre. It says everything we need to know about you.

[grave mesa]

Fuck you, reported for blocking me

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOO

[ashen flume]

strawberry so good

[warped hamlet]

Ignorance is bliss.

[grave mesa]

ioke pls dont ban me aha

[minor karma]

I think my absolute favorites are Leah, Sebastian, Haley and Harvey in no particular order

[ashen flume]

leag

[wary hemlock]

leag

[grave mesa]

LEAG

[hollow hornet]

LEAG

[neon bobcat]

I don't know if you're joking or not, but let's be more civil thanks.

[grave mesa]

We're joking around w each other

[ashen flume]

TULIP TULIP TULIP TULIP TULIP

[neon bobcat]

Cool, let's not joke around quite like that.

[hollow hornet]

favorite spring crop via looks rn

[neon bobcat]

Not everyone gets your inside joke.

[charred palm]

Via looks

[grave mesa]

I think they do though cause they said first they blocked me

[ashen flume]

WTF THE MESSAGE IS GONE

[minor karma]

Me tempted to consume it

[charred palm]

Damn that's hard

[uncut olive]

Hello! How is everyone I dont mean to interrupt anything if I am

[warped hamlet]

The parsnip is quite exquisite.

[neon bobcat]

I'm talking about community server members. Not just the person you were engaging with. Please be more friendly and respectful.

[mystic mirage]

youre not interrupting anything!!

[hollow hornet]

welcome to the server! ur not interrupting anything dw

[ashen flume]

youre not,dw ,hello!

[charred palm]

@hollow hornet I wanna say strawberry but it's not really "legit"

[grave mesa]

Alright my bad

[hollow hornet]

it taken over by leag

[tidal yacht]

hello

[uncut olive]

Thank you! for being nice

[wary hemlock]

new ppl be like just chill and be your self we won't bite

[neon bobcat]

Thank you!

[minor karma]

Do you think Junimos scream

[raw stump]

(hey guys

[hollow hornet]

how is it not leagit

[woven root]

Wanna try?

[grave mesa]

LOL you innocent soul 💔

[raw stump]

Do they even have VOCAL CHORDS?

[mystic mirage]

leagit

[charred palm]

Cuz it's also best money crop lol

[hollow hornet]

ahh well it does look nice still

[ashen flume]

I mean they do that chirp noise

[woven root]

I wanna hear a junimo scream in pain

[hollow hornet]

no problem, feel free to ask here any questions about the game!

[hollow hornet]

what a time to join in

[grave mesa]

Oh god

[wary hemlock]

i wanna heqr leag scream in pain 💀

[uncut olive]

Ok I just got here but I got to go for a bit see you later

[grave mesa]

Hi nft

[warped hamlet]

I thought you learned indigo, "leagit" is not a real word.

[hollow hornet]

heyoo, how was the movie?

[charred palm]

See ya take care

[hollow hornet]

see ya!

[raw stump]

How do I get Sebastian's hearts up? I neglected him so much that he got down to two hearts ;~;

[grave mesa]

Leagit 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[hollow hornet]

its a reference to the great chain "leag."

[wary hemlock]

act depressed

[grave mesa]

You mightve gotten a warning for that second one LMFAO

[ashen flume]

gifts and probably not neglect

[raw stump]

I got Frozen Tears for him

[hollow hornet]

i think this is character development

[tidal juniper]

Sashimi and frozen tears

[hollow hornet]

give it to em

[warped hamlet]

Reference? Sounds like something a simpleton would engage in.

[hollow hornet]

yikess, thats worse than a bad movie

[raw stump]

I exceeded my gift limit for today (in game)

[woven root]

What movie you watching

[charred palm]

If you don't have gifts , talking to him will give +20 points

[hollow hornet]

jack please come back to us, your friends and family miss you

[grave mesa]

You warned yourself before any admin could 🙏 beuauaeutiful

[ashen flume]

oh well

[woven root]

LMAO

[ashen flume]

just wait then ig

[warped hamlet]

I am here, in my true form.

[grave mesa]

Jurassic park? Lmfao more like mid park, sdv >>>>>

[wary hemlock]

where do i get this caviar from

[hollow hornet]

jack i hate this true form, please go back when you were easily gaslighted

[carmine umbra]

Question!

[wary hemlock]

is it from sturgeon

[grave mesa]

You hVe to buy a sword and stab fish ij the sea

[hollow hornet]

go ahead

[warped hamlet]

"mid" is not a real word, are you trying to spell "middle"?

[grave mesa]

And rip their ovaries out

[hollow hornet]

yes

[carmine umbra]

I wonder how much luck changed our "luck(RNG)"

[mystic mirage]

STOP

[grave mesa]

I am going to dissect your feet /veryslightlyjoke

[carmine umbra]

Like, for example there's a drop that's 1/20
How much would luck affect it?

[wary hemlock]

dam i dunno where to find those

[mystic mirage]

GO WATCH YOUR MOVIE

WHAT MOVIE R U WATCHING

[grave mesa]

Well I need to stay on topic or I'm gonna get banned by legal LMFAO

[charred palm]

Mountain Lake in summer and winter I believe

[mystic mirage]

LMFAO

[warped hamlet]

"Stop!"*.

[carmine umbra]

Guys?

[woven root]

Same

[charred palm]

I have no clue 😭

[wary hemlock]

just checked it's summer

[woven root]

Yikes

[noble yoke]

Best crop for year 2?

[ashen flume]

I'm bad at math sorry

[wary hemlock]

thanks Joker very cool

[mystic mirage]

why are you still in school its summer 😭

[hollow hornet]

i was too late

[grave mesa]

Maybe you should take a break

[ashen flume]

still strawberries

[woven root]

True

[mystic mirage]

WHAT.. I AM SO SORRY

[hexed smelt]

Try singing to it.

[serene walrus]

WHAT

[grave mesa]

Bro school for me ended almost a month ago.

[warped hamlet]

As someone with a high intellect, playing games such as Stardew Valley do not affect my intelligence.

[ashen flume]

YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY CHILLING WITH NO SCHOOL????WTF

[charred palm]

GOD THIS IS TORTURE

[hollow hornet]

JACK SHUT THE FUCK UP

[woven root]

Same

[mystic mirage]

I ENDED TWO WEEKS AGO

[charred palm]

Been a while tbh x)

[carmine umbra]

k thx

[serene walrus]

lol friday was my last day

[warped hamlet]

"Jack, shut the fuck up!"*.

[ashen flume]

WHATTHE FUCK

[hollow hornet]

this is worse than the gibberish situation

[wary hemlock]

at least you trying to help, last time i asked in seasoned someone made fun of how i write 💀

[noble yoke]

my grades were risen when I got the game because in school we were learning about farming and agriculture

[neon bobcat]

Please don't talk to people like that.

[grave mesa]

Let's hope your parents have an arranged marriage for you because otherwise, no maiden will want you /j

[hollow hornet]

yikes, that sucks

[grave mesa]

We're just built different ig 🙏

[ashen flume]

when are you guys going back? if it's after August I will cry

[neon bobcat]

Please feel free to get back on topic, or take your picking at each other to DMs.

[woven root]

I actually miss school now

[hollow hornet]

uhh my bad lol

[warped hamlet]

Okay.

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO

[woven root]

Mostly my friends online school is too boring

[grave mesa]

Jack and Indigo r getting ripped into 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 SLASH JOKE SLASH JOKE

[hollow hornet]

smh my head

[lament path]

I wanna see/j

[ashen flume]

cause I literally have only the month of July to chill

[woven root]

My body is so weak I jumped landed awkwardly and broke my toe

[grave mesa]

Indigos head??

[lament path]

No no no

[hollow hornet]

what is this

[neon bobcat]

Please stay on topic. You can post tiktoks in #images-and-memes or you can talk about the crappy movie you saw in in #town-square .

[brisk wave]

So SDV

[lament path]

Fish

[warped hamlet]

crappy???

[serene walrus]

fave fish in sdv

[hollow hornet]

midnight carp

[wary hemlock]

''crappy movie you saw'' yo i like this mod 💀

[ashen flume]

rainbow trout

[woven root]

Midnight carp do look sick

[rare niche]

we are back here?

[mystic mirage]

GHOST FISH

[warped hamlet]

They "made fun" of me not sleeping

[lament path]

I like tuna

[carmine umbra]

Did the math, a best luck day would increase my chance of getting a prismatic crystal to a whoppin 2%, and thats if it only gave +0.07

[wintry matrix]

do gates need to be attached to fences? i wanted to put them between two coops

[rare niche]

shard*

[lament path]

Now massacre the mobs

[rare niche]

yes

[wintry matrix]

😔

[lament path]

Yes they can also attached to other gates

[wild moss]

you can do that

[serene walrus]

double gate gang

[wild moss]

gates are essentially fences that can be turned off

[wintry matrix]

ig i’ll just try it once i have the coops in the right place

[lament path]

Yeahhh

[wild moss]

I don’t know how good it’ll look but it’ll work

[coral birch]

imagine only having one gate

[rare niche]

debating weather or not to return to stardew after like 3 weeks

[ashen flume]

just go over fences with your horse

[warped hamlet]

Triple gate gang.

[coral birch]

triple gate omg why

[rare niche]

delete

[hollow hornet]

152 gate gang

[lament path]

Atleast that's an even number

[warped hamlet]

It's post cc content, #stardew-spoilers !

[raw stump]

Help

[warped hamlet]

Currently have 13

[ashen flume]

gate fence gate gang

[raw stump]

Should I go for gemologist or excavator

[undone charm]

omg, completely forgor what channel i was in

[hollow hornet]

386 gate gang

[rare niche]

excavator

[lament path]

Excavator

See even indigo uses an even number

[warped hamlet]

You're okay!!

[rich crest]

indigo

[hollow hornet]

598 gate gang

[rich crest]

indigo stfu

[hollow hornet]

634 gate gang

[lament path]

Lol

[rare niche]

indigo reply to my dm

[lament path]

Still even

[noble yoke]

How do you read secret notes with a magnifying glass?

[hollow hornet]

sammy come back

[lament path]

Consume it then you can see in ur tab

[hollow hornet]

secret notes start to appear and you just interact with them

[woven root]

You just have to get a secret note and press it

[warped hamlet]

You can pick them up sometimes, by doing certain things like digging.

[hollow hornet]

consume 💀

[woven root]

LMAO

[lament path]

It works like food so.. maybe we digest it

[rare niche]

digest the paper

[brisk wave]

Or read it

[hollow hornet]

scarf down the paper

[carmine umbra]

Boiler room done!

[serene walrus]

nice!

[woven root]

We can eat cave carrots and raw fish so were gonna be fine eating paper

[ashen flume]

what happens after you read it tho? it just disappears

[hollow hornet]

WOOOO

[ashen flume]

so it was probably consumed

[hollow hornet]

WE EAT IT ALRIGHT WE EAT IT

[serene walrus]

yummy paper

[woven root]

....

[warped hamlet]

That is such as achievement, congratulations!

[lament path]

YES!!

[carmine umbra]

Are u guys discussing what happened to the secret notes we found?

[lament path]

Yes

[fathom belfry]

I'm so torn b/w Sam & Seb 😩

[ashen flume]

oh so that's where the collection tab is

[carmine umbra]

And u guys have came up with the conclusion that.. we ate them?

[brisk wave]

Yes like Harry Potter, paper just crumbles and turns and ash magic paper

[woven root]

Why do we need a magnifyig glass to read a piece of paper

[ashen flume]

atleast for letter and notes

[wintry matrix]

very tiny piece of paper

[lament path]

Yes, I mean what else happens

[carmine umbra]

Perfect

[wintry matrix]

look the farmer is probably very hungry

[warped hamlet]

It might be quite small text.

[lament path]

Why would people's diaries and notes be self destructive

[ashen flume]

the farmer will eat anything that it can

[brisk wave]

The word diaries don't give it away?

[lament path]

And the diaries are about everyone's gifts

[brisk wave]

It's SDV, anything can happen

[ashen flume]

farmer actually needs glasses but refuses to get them or doesnt know

[brisk wave]

We have magical weird green objects

[lament path]

Fair fair

[grave mesa]

Same I always thought everything being blurry was normal till like 4th grade

Also so weird how we always find broken glasses in the sea

[brisk wave]

Or simply reads it throws it away

[grave mesa]

So many people are losing their fucking glasses

[ashen flume]

i never even noticed the blurry, then I put on glasses and whoah the world is beautiful

[lament path]

Maybe fish have glasses in this universe

[grave mesa]

SAME

[grave mesa]

Honestly wouldnt be surprised

[serene walrus]

yikes thats expensive for them xD

[grave mesa]

Right 😭 maybe its Maru

[ashen flume]

explains the golden thing on the legendary fish icon

[grave mesa]

Can't think of anyone else w glasses

[lament path]

Harvey

[fathom belfry]

any tips for last day of Spring 1?

[ashen flume]

pierre?

[serene walrus]

pierre, harvey, gunther, maru iirc

[ashen flume]

check cc to see if youre missing anything from spring

[lament path]

Secure money for seeds and prepare for a lot of fishing

[wary hemlock]

my first guess was pierre throwing his shitty ass glasses in the ocean

[ashen flume]

Morris too

[woven root]

Yeah cause his a dumb idiot

[serene walrus]

ah i forgot morris's existance

[wary hemlock]

who's morris

[serene walrus]

joja guy

[wary hemlock]

is that the joja guy

[warped hamlet]

Pierre would never do such thing, he is a man with high intellect.

[wary hemlock]

bruh

[woven root]

High intellect