stardew-valley

[cinder brook]

also, I got (almost) 30 more kegs!!

[rotund gazelle]

what in the acid trip…

[cinder brook]

stardew is like that sometimes

[toxic hound]

i actually love that cutscene

[neat condor]

About the announced show, does anyone know how expensive the tickets probably are going to be? Just wondering😅

[mint thunder]

ive seen like 39.50 could be wrong tho

[slow mantle]

I went to the last one and I paid £62.50

this was my seat

[cobalt hare]

Is that connected to stardew

[granite orbit]

I think so

[lavish basin]

It's a concert with music of the game afaik

[cobalt hare]

OH WOW

[toxic hound]

i would love to go but my country is not on the list...

[lavish basin]

Same

[slow mantle]

It was less than 2 hours for the festival of seasons. It was only a small orchestra, as you can see. But he's said this one will be longer and bigger

[cobalt hare]

same, everyone's always playing in western europe and

[slow mantle]

I think I might actually travel to a different country this time. Make a lil holiday out of it

[cobalt hare]

that's a neat idea!

Man this is the reason why I don't like living in Asia 🤧

asia is cool

and we can watch concerts online

but I get your point

[cobalt hare]

There's literally only 4 asian countries on the list 🤧

[cobalt hare]

I know

[toxic hound]

yea, i think Singapore is the nearest to mine

[cobalt hare]

and asia is huge

takes a while longer to get from one country to another in asia than europe

imagine! that would be something

Man the only concerts that I've been to is Bruno mars and BP 🤧

good question

oh yeah he's the best

[cobalt hare]

OMG ITS MR QI

[spiral yacht]

mr quiche

[cobalt hare]

there are stardew concerts? wtf?

LMAO I DIDNT EVEN KNOW

I NEED THAT COOK BOOK HOLY

oh i need that fs

i wanna try bug steak irl

[dire jetty]

I got diamond on the first layer of the mine was that rare?

[cobalt hare]

Nah

[hallow bear]

wdym nah it is rare

[cobalt hare]

It is ?

[hallow bear]

yea

[cobalt hare]

It happened alot of times to me already tho

In my current game play

[hallow bear]

early lvl mines?

[cobalt hare]

I literally got a prismatic shard in floor 5 by slaying a bug

[cobalt hare]

1-4

We'll I guess I'm lucky 😁

[cobalt hare]

yes

[cobalt hare]

after having finished the mines?

[dire jetty]

Wow

[hallow bear]

lucky ahh

[dire jetty]

It was my first time at the mines

[cobalt hare]

Nope :3

[cobalt hare]

oh I didn't know that can happen

[hallow bear]

cracked like 30 omni geodes never got one prismatic shard

[cobalt hare]

I'd say that's very lucky

I didn't know that too

I thought it was normal tho

[dire jetty]

I gaved it to farther should I have kept it?

Gunther"""

[hallow bear]

dont give it to anyone i recommend selling it for early cash and use the money to buy strawberries or a fishing rod

[cobalt hare]

Luck issue 😎

guys is there any way to trigger shanes 5 heart event, i cant seem to get it and im already at 8 hearts with him

father 💀

[dire jetty]

Already gaved it to gunpowder too late :/

[hallow bear]

yea never give your first prismatic shard or dino egg to Gunther

[dire jetty]

Ok

[hallow bear]

gunpowder💀

[cobalt hare]

you'll find more! so no worries

you do want to donate utems to the museum for the rewards

there's two items worth keeping though - the prismatic shard and the dino egg

[dire jetty]

I donate it cuzz it's cool to see I don't even know what reword donating does

[cobalt hare]

why is clint so hated anyways

[cobalt hare]

let's see what wiki says

[hallow bear]

stalking allegations

[cobalt hare]

cant seem to find anything on the wiki as to what would trigger it, or i just misread like 5 times

[cobalt hare]

idk i like that dude, hes the only reason i can bear mining and wood gathering

[cobalt hare]

there's a four and six heart event

[hallow bear]

why wood

[winter hemlock]

I don’t think shane has a 5-heart event

[cobalt hare]

4 hearts - Enter Marnie's Ranch at any time.

[winter hemlock]

It’s 4 hearts and then 6 hearts

[cobalt hare]

6 hearts - Enter Cindersap Forest between 9am and 8pm while storming or raining.

[dire jetty]

Is it just me that thinks Haley is always wearing a bra 💀

[cobalt hare]

axe upgrade

No she's not

[dire jetty]

It looks like it

[hallow bear]

!haley

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !haley.

[hallow bear]

its a dress?

[cobalt hare]

Lmao I get you 😂

[cobalt hare]

ohhh

[cobalt hare]

you can pick them up at the counter once you donate enough items! but there's no need to rush also so dw

[dire jetty]

I can't unsee

[cobalt hare]

thank you

[hallow bear]

too big for a bra

[dire jetty]

The first time I saw Haley I thought of bra

[cobalt hare]

Maybe it's just too big ?

[ebon geyser]

AKSJDJAKAK???

[slow mantle]

[dire jetty]

EVEN BETTER!!

[hallow bear]

👗

[toxic hound]

OOOOOOO

[dire jetty]

I still can't unsee it when I play

[cobalt hare]

people be super judgemental without considering different possibilities

[hallow bear]

i suggest touching grass

[dire jetty]

I always touch grass I got to the mines in day 15 or smth

[hallow bear]

yesterday actually

[hallow bear]

oh no brotha..

[dire jetty]

Someone said no need to rush so I didint rush

I only did the best part of the game FISHING

[ebon geyser]

sleep in the coop how, with ||a tent?||

[dire jetty]

?

CAN YOU SLEEP IN HALEYS HOME

[ebon geyser]

omg i forgot you can move your bed 😭

i haven’t redecorated my bedroom since year 3

[toxic hound]

what year u now?

[dire jetty]

You can decorate your room?!

[cobalt hare]

WHERE!?

[ebon geyser]

7

i def have a few beds i can use lol

[dire jetty]

I'm still new I haven't passed the first season

[toxic hound]

yup

[ebon geyser]

that’s okay!

[toxic hound]

take your time discovering

[ebon geyser]

i took like a year and a half break from stardew

& started the update on my 7yr save

so i got a lot handed to me

[worldly snow]

|| is there any way to reach the enchant room without going through the mines ||

[lavish basin]

That's a post cc spoiler

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[worldly snow]

oh im sory

[cobalt hare]

Just delete it bud

And go here #stardew-spoilers

[worldly snow]

tysm

[dire jetty]

E!

Proof I got diamond first try

[cobalt hare]

Bros flexing his diamond ayeeee

😎

[dire jetty]

Got the first layer

[cobalt hare]

It's on his pfp

[bronze merlin]

Hey guys, I have a choice between the Immunity Band ( +4 Immunity ) or the Vampire Ring which provides health on monster kill. Which should I be using?

[cobalt hare]

I actually don't know

The plus4 immunity?

[wooden saffron]

Vampierre ring

[cobalt hare]

Yae I suck 🤧

[hallow bear]

literally where i live

middle east

[lavish basin]

Immunity band is better, vampire sucks

[proud nymph]

helloo

[lavish basin]

Heya

[bronze merlin]

I'd imagine probably the +4 Immunity just because the argument may be that if you had food on you, health doesn't really matter that much by comparison to +4 Immunity

[bronze merlin]

I did kinda figure. I've had the Immunity Band on for quite a long while now I just got the new ring so wanted to know. Thank you

[lavish basin]

Yeah food completely negates any health issues. And on top of that, vampire ring is only +2 health on kill which is very bad

All life steal in the game is bad tbh

[cobalt hare]

I KNEW IT

😎

[wooden saffron]

Later on, you can still auto-heal without any lifesteal

[hallow bear]

he will lose his shit if he got a prismatic shard

[cobalt hare]

I lost my shit when I got like 4 treasure chest in 1 day by fishing 😎

[bronze merlin]

That is a shame, at least a few things should be very decent. Especially considering yknow you are a farmer, food pretty much out does them currently so having a life steal good wouldn't be too broken? Though I gues sit could be hard to balance and not worth that hassle so oh well

[wooden saffron]

Lifesteal kinda sucks when you meet enemy with high dmg xd

[dire jetty]

You can get human feces ???

[cobalt hare]

Im dreading fishing

[dire jetty]

What is the activity you hate the most farming, forging, combat,mining, fishing

[wooden saffron]

I love them equally ngl

[lavish basin]

Yeah it's hard to balance everything. Both life steal and defense kinda suck, and on top of that food is just so strong

[barren zinc]

I like it ngl

It's easier after a while

[cobalt hare]

I hated fishing in my first few play throughs, but last night I found it relaxing for some reason lol

[toxic hound]

you'll actually caught yourself saying "just one more fish"

[ornate creek]

should i buy starwdew valley?

[violet spindle]

Yes

[lavish basin]

You'll only get biased answers by asking here lol

Hard to find someone on the Stardew server to answer no to that question

[violet spindle]

Give all your savings to CA

And other indie devs

[ornate creek]

oh yeah kinda forget this was a server dedicated to Stardew Valley

[cinder brook]

hallo

[lavish basin]

Hi chip

[twilit mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/my-new-character-chill-guy-oc-idgaf-gif-8231906169721916585

[ornate creek]

well because this is a stardew valley server...what is the game about

[lavish basin]

Embed fail

[twilit mulch]

try it

[ornate creek]

i wanna know what its about first

[cinder brook]

"hmm I wonder will a server filled with people who are passionate about a game recommend it to me"

[lavish basin]

Farming sim and rpg. You have many activities besides farming, such as foraging, fishing, mining and combat. There's a variety of npcs with backgrounds, stories and jobs that are part of your gameplay. There's quests and goals to work towards, many different ways to play the game and no time pressure so you can do things your way

It's quite fun

[twilit mulch]

also making money🤑

[lavish basin]

Indeed

[grand tangle]

i mean joining the server is a good way to find out if the game is for u :)

[ornate creek]

dont you die if you dont go to bed?

[grand tangle]

you pass out at 2am sadly

[cinder brook]

true

[lavish basin]

Nah, just pass out which makes you lose a little bit of money

[ornate creek]

NOT THE MONEY

[cinder brook]

I dont think its much money

like a grand max

[lavish basin]

Eventually you'll have so much money it doesn't matter

[lavish basin]

It's 10% with a max of 1k lost

[cinder brook]

so its only kind of bad in the early game

[grand tangle]

it's def a lot of time management altho u can ofc take it at whatever pace u like

[ornate creek]

omg i checked my balance and i JUST have enough

[lavish basin]

Sounds like a sign

[cinder brook]

how much did yall get sdv for

[grand tangle]

i would certainly recommend 🫶

[cinder brook]

It was around 5-6 USD for me

[lavish basin]

Free, was a gift

[grand tangle]

my biggest brother bought it for me :))

[cinder brook]

cool

[ornate creek]

i imn aus so its more expensive

[grand tangle]

i was pretty young so i had zero money, i would certainly buy it at full price now if i could

[rare niche]

Hey Lemon

[slow mantle]

Can always wait until there's a steam sale

[grand tangle]

hi ben :D

[rare niche]

hru

[grand tangle]

wouldn't surprise me if theres a holiday sale coming up yuh

[lavish basin]

There will probably be a winter or Christmas one

[lavish basin]

This

[ornate creek]

i bought the game

[grand tangle]

im doing good! wanna play stardew but need to get out of bed first
hbu?

[rare niche]

tired

[grand tangle]

welcome to the club, i hope you enjoy!
u can always ask for help here if ur stuck :P

[lavish basin]

Yiippeeee

[grand tangle]

that sucks, i hope ur able to get some rest

[ornate creek]

i probably will get stuck so ill just ask if i get stuck, thanks

[rare niche]

i won’t be able to until later but thank you

[lavish basin]

We're always happy to help, ask anything you need

[grand tangle]

im playing with a bunch of newer players recently and i have noticed early game blind is pretty unintuitive especially if you haven't played much farming games

[ornate creek]

ive played farming sim 24?

[grand tangle]

oooh i haven't so idk how similar it is tbh

this is more harvest moon esque

[ornate creek]

soo we dont drive tractors?

[grand tangle]

only with mods 😔

[lavish basin]

Only with mods

[ornate creek]

and hire serfs to do work for you?

[waxen tiger]

[lavish basin]

Stardew is more old-timey

[grand tangle]

uhh that's kinda possible actually but not quite

[lavish basin]

Well there's this beautiful thing called #rules ...

[rare niche]

[bronze merlin]

what is the best Fall crop to grow for Y2? Money isn't a issue but I don't have a necessarily massive crop production capacity

[grand tangle]

pumpkin if you're processing them, cranberry for selling raw

[lavish basin]

Pumpkins generally

Especially with some jars

[bronze merlin]

been trying to look it up and theres a lot of mixed answers people say pumpkins others say cranberrys some saying artichoke

okay

[rare niche]

Do not listen to the people saying artichoke

[bronze merlin]

and how do u process them? preserving bins or kegs?

[lavish basin]

They're both very good for pumpkins

I'd use both if you have both

[grand tangle]

ye the cranberry Vs pumpkin debate has been going on forever

[bronze merlin]

ugh thats fun LOL

[rare niche]

amaranth >

[grand tangle]

😔 alas

[grand tangle]

i like the color of that one :]

[lavish basin]

Pumpkins are best on most of the situations. Cranberries are just mad overrated and people never got over that, cause they were op but got nerfed

[rare niche]

Yes it is quite pretty

[grand tangle]

here we go again

[bronze merlin]

well now I can't decided tbh lol.... maybe cranberries because my only processing power atm is through a deluxe barn filled with kegs but Im mass producing Pale Ale in there unless I just keep the pumpkins in reserve

[grand tangle]

i just do half half most of the time

[bronze merlin]

decided to go with that and play potentially the 'long game' for pumpkin processing

just because as i said Pale Ale has a few more cycles before it runs out

[grand tangle]

understandable! im having the same with my spring crops rn 😔

[bronze merlin]

and I kinda want to restore my wallet fast so cranberrys hopefully will mend it after spending 70k rn

[bronze merlin]

what u growing in Spring?

Strawberries?

[rare niche]

||Rhubarb||

[bronze merlin]

||Is that the best to produce in spring?||

[rare niche]

w kegs yeah

[grand tangle]

strawberries, rhubarb and some cauliflower n coffee

[bronze merlin]

Interesting

[grand tangle]

i have too much farm space so in low-key growing whatever

[rare niche]

Modded farm?

[grand tangle]

||meadowlands|| :D

[bronze merlin]

I'll keep that in mind hopefully come Spring Y3 for me my farm will be maximised in terms of crop production

[grand tangle]

i hope so too 🙏

[rare niche]

Ah

I’m running zenith rn

[cobalt hare]

yall double glowstone ring or one glowstone ring and one lucky ring

[grand tangle]

littt

[rare niche]

shjt no i’m not

frontier, i forgot I stopped the save I was doing on zenith

[grand tangle]

||lucky ring|| if u go to the mines, otherwise double glowstone

[frozen elbow]

...dang was sebestian always this sad

[grand tangle]

also lit :D

i wann play more ...

[rare niche]

Doesn’t ||lucky ring|| need spoilers

[grand tangle]

hmm

idk actually

[rare niche]

It’s only ontainable from ||sc|| and ||panning||

[grand tangle]

he's my gay disaster 🗣️

[frozen elbow]

man i hate having to check the wiki on where the npcs are or wether or not a store is closed

[pale remnant]

Hi guys,but first run here,i should do the cc or joja route?

[grand tangle]

id recommend cc for ur first run

[grand tangle]

fr man i cannot live without ui infor suite cause those locations are annoyinggg

[rare niche]

Same, it teaches you some things about the game

[pale remnant]

I cant do both right?

[frozen elbow]

no

[rare niche]

No

[frozen elbow]

also cc is more satsifying

joja route is just speedrun

[rare niche]

If you do the cc, you can switch to joja up until you’re finished

[grand tangle]

same for me but there's also ppl who love joja

[rare niche]

@ David

[grand tangle]

loll

[pale remnant]

Oh okay thx

[grand tangle]

i have to do a joja run still 😔

[frozen elbow]

the day i try joja is the day i do SVE again

[rare niche]

I’m doing joja rn

[grand tangle]

litt

[pale remnant]

Whats sve?

[rare niche]

I’ve bought 1 thing

!sve

[novel thistle]

Stardew Valley Expanded (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3753) is a mod which adds a lot of new content and areas to the game. It has an install guide which is on the github wiki along with FAQs and troubleshooting steps for common issues: https://github.com/FlashShifter/StardewValleyExpanded/wiki
It's recommended to play Stardew Valley Expanded on a fresh save file to avoid potential issues.

To use this command, type !sve.

[frozen elbow]

wait i think that was spoiler content my bad

[rare niche]

what was it?

[frozen elbow]

the thing joja sells when you pick them

the one that requires rng when you go CC

[rare niche]

Yeah you gotta spoil that

[slow mantle]

Oh ||autopetters||

[frozen elbow]

yeh dat

[waxen tiger]

Hey farmers

[rare niche]

Hey KJ

[cobalt hare]

for ||sc||?

[rare niche]

Or julien idek

[waxen tiger]

Doesn’t matter to me

[rare niche]

Alr

hru

[grand tangle]

it's pretty nice for mining in general for rare monster drops and allthat

that farm is a spoiler but it looks nice ‼️

[rare niche]

That image needs to be spoiled

[frozen elbow]

how?

[rare niche]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. You can also type /spoiler. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

To use this command, type !spoiler.

[frozen elbow]

||i feel like redoing this once winter hits||

[grand tangle]

go for it

i do ||meadowlands|| too

alas 😔

gotta spoil the omg too

img

[frozen elbow]

...it is tho?

atleast for me

[rare niche]

It’s not

[slow mantle]

It's not

[frozen elbow]

did it work?

[slow mantle]

Yes

[waxen tiger]

I’m doing good, heading to school now, what about you?

[grand tangle]

yesyes

do u have a farm design planned yet or nah?

[frozen elbow]

nah i plan on winging it once my crops are destroyed by the cold winter chill

plan mostly involves spamming quality sprinklers

and reharvestable plants

[grand tangle]

very understandable

[frozen elbow]

except for spring... i only managed to fford 14 strawberries

i made serious lapse in judgement at the start that cost me money

i could probably get more seeds since i just got the greenhouse and i can farm the strawberies

[rare niche]

Also doing well

[frozen elbow]

and i only have like 4 ancient fruit

||but i kinda dont want to atleast uuntil i have a single iridium sprinkler... but i dont have krobus yet i forgor how to unlock sewers||

[bronze merlin]

what Year are you on atm in your playthrough?

Currently aiming for major work done on my farm, swapping to ||iridium sprinklers|| and structuring my crops more efficiently alongside expanding my crop income, getting my house fully upgraded and getting ||more oil makers|| by Spring Y3

[frozen elbow]

welp there goes all my hard wood

F

||sometimes i wonder if that horse is worth it||

[lavish basin]

It's a nice speed boost

[frozen elbow]

...i forgot to buy bok choy seeds

DARN

do taps work in the winter?

[lavish basin]

Yes

[frozen elbow]

...should i leave my current hoed tile empty and just buy seeds tommorow or just used my mixed seeds stockpile?

the game has started giving me all but one of the scrolls i need...

[rugged stag]

ofc

[lavish basin]

They have a chance to untill overnight if they have nothing planted

[cobalt hare]

woah my first iridum luck day

[rugged stag]

ooo that's cool

[ember eagle]

how much health i will lose if jump in hole in desert cave

[cobalt hare]

damn it i died in ||sc||.. welp time to reset the day

[halcyon solar]

Depends how many levels, and varying slightly depending on luck

[cobalt hare]

Seed maker? ||also how do you get the sewers 😭||

[lavish basin]

Seed maker is a farming lvl 9 recipe. For the sewers you need to donate 60 items to the museum

[cobalt hare]

Depends on how far you fall but most likely you’ll lose health

[cobalt hare]

I’m guessing level ten is where I get the artisan trait

[lavish basin]

If you picked tiller at lvl 5

[wet siren]

Why does everyone hate Penny?

[waxen tiger]

I don’t

[lavish basin]

Wouldn't say hate, but a lot of people don't find her interesting cause she's overall rather boring

[hearty coral]

Da

[frank kayak]

it's because kids are useless in SDV and can actively get in your way

[grand tangle]

sorry i was having breakfast haha
im on year two currently, i have most of my layout done! just gotta build a bunch for sheds and animal buildings :)
swapping to ||iridium|| sprinklers is def a great idea yeah im sure you'll get it done!!

[untold smelt]

I just found out that you can't plant trees on grass tiles
Even though they're naturally grow on grass tiles

Well that's annoying
But oh well

[red wyvern]

Remember dont simp in stardew valley

[tough perch]

you can do it on forest farm though

just chuck it on gameplay reasons

[slender jewel]

aside from meme material, noone hates her.

[warm marsh]

i dislike her heart event with gus, that sort of tainted things for me, but i have a mod to replace that now. i’m a bookworm myself and love that she teaches the kids, and can relate to her struggles with pam so i fully have a soft spot for her :)

*george, not gus. post-study brain is hitting lol

[slender jewel]

the one where she helped him?

[untold smelt]

You can???
Ok that's great then
At least there's that

I was trying it outside my farm and i can only plant it on soil
Which is unfortunate

[warm marsh]

yeah

[slender jewel]

I dont know, it wasn't THAT bad. maybe its a tradition thing.
In our country, what happens is 100% expected by old people

[tough perch]

I find that event to be fine tbh

[slender jewel]

like, he is grumbling, obviously annoyed

[tough perch]

she wants to help, maybe a bit too eager with that, and george has problems with relying on others too

[lavish basin]

Ma

[warm marsh]

maybe a regional thing, but it kind of misses the mark as wheelchairs are an extension of the person and it’s rude in the sense that it would be like physically picking up the person to move them
impact>intent

i don’t disagree that there’s nuance to it with him grumbling and her just wanting to help but i’ve seen too many wheelchair users be upset about it to change my opinion on it, personally.

[slender jewel]

I think this is a "modernday overthinking" of it all.

I come from a much simpler place from a much simpler time

If I was in a wheelchair, I would simply be thankful for someone who helped me even without asking about it

[warm marsh]

i think disabled people are allowed to be upset by something that misrepresents something that face every day ¯_(ツ)_/¯ nobody is boycotting the game because of it, but it’s still important to discuss when it’s a real world issue and the creator of the cutscene doesn’t have the firsthand experience a disabled player will have

[slender jewel]

🤷‍♂️

[tough perch]

george isn't exactly friendly and he gets pushed (or picked up? i don't remember) without approval so I can see why he is pissed

[slender jewel]

Penny was just too eager and inexperienced so yes, but pushing him THAT hard is just a game thing tbh. aka, sprites, tiles and all that

I mean, it shows she is not a better marriage canditate than Krobus so its all good.

After all, noone can replace Krobus.

[warm marsh]

it wasn’t about how hard she pushed him, just that she did it at all. but i digress

[slender jewel]

Mhm. I agree to disagree and move on.

These starfruit won't turn themselves into wine alone.

[frozen elbow]

||i wish i can paint the horse red|||

[slender jewel]

I agree that having only ||one horse type|| is odd

[cobalt hare]

bre i got to floor 50 but only got 20 iridum ore

[slender jewel]

it gets better beyond 75+ I am afraid

you really need to yolo down there

[cobalt hare]

||well how many jade for 1 staircase at the desert trader?||

i have 52 jade so maybe

[toxic hound]

just 1 jade

[halcyon solar]

1 for 1

[wanton lotus]

Why my sword doesn't push back serpent? I took damage everyday

[toxic hound]

||save yo ruby too, you can trade it for eel||

[rigid tundra]

Btw ||desert trader|| needs spoilers because it’s locked behind a cc reward

[frank kayak]

spoiler btw

[static vine]

i like you emily, but what is this

[slender jewel]

avoid all monster-only floor and the spiral one, even the small types

[rigid tundra]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. You can also type /spoiler. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

To use this command, type !spoiler.

[frank kayak]

spoiler you too

[hearty coral]

Hiii

[lavish basin]

Hiiii

[rare niche]

why is nobody spoiling their messages

[slender jewel]

because its not needed?

[frozen elbow]

the good thing about joja is that i buy seeds from them whenever pierre is closed

[wanton lotus]

Where channel I can type without spoiler?

[rigid tundra]

It is needed

[lavish basin]

For desert stuff it is

[warm marsh]

people only care when they’re the ones being spoiled

[cobalt hare]

oh right i forgor srrh

[lavish basin]

#archived-update-spoilers

[slender jewel]

Post CC stuff and CC progress is not needed the pin says

[slender jewel]

Desert is a CC progress, not post-CC content

[lavish basin]

The pins say the exact opposite. Post cc is not allowed and cc progression needs spoilers tags

[lavish basin]

Yes, post cc isn't even allowed. Things locked behind the cc need spoiler tags aka anything in the desert

The rules say that if you read them

[rigid tundra]

Literally proof from Bouncer btw

[slender jewel]

Sadness, is all I am.

[lavish basin]

That's why we read the rules :)

[dire jetty]

From the day I got my rod I never stopped fishing untill I pass out

[slender jewel]

I was WRONG ALL ALONG

[wanton lotus]

You might as well censor the word 'desert' too because new players don't know there's a desert xdd

[rigid tundra]

Nah it gets mentioned before you unlock it so it doesn’t need spoilers

[slender jewel]

I still humbly think desert is too easy to go for considering bundles only asks for money but eh.

[lavish basin]

It doesn't need it, cause the ticket machine outright tells you about it if you just interact with it

[rigid tundra]

Also Emily mentions it iirc?

[lavish basin]

And the map itself does show a desert tbf

[slender jewel]

Yes there are too many mentions to not know there is a desert so

[lavish basin]

Think she even mentions ||sandy|| but we still spoiler out of courtesy, as most people won't experience that dialogue beforehand

[rigid tundra]

Yeahhh

[frozen elbow]

man.. ||dehydrators ||make foragbales actually profiable

thank you kind sir

[rare niche]

||Dehydrators|| needs spoilers

[warm marsh]

pls spoiler this as that item is a 1.6 inclusion

[cobalt hare]

damn i got a bad luck day

wait ||dehydrators|| are 1.6?

[frozen elbow]

||huh the horse phasing through fences still hasnt been patched||

[lucid girder]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

oh alr

[frozen elbow]

what should i put in my ||crystalarium||?

[ancient knot]

Jade

[lucid girder]

jades!

[frozen elbow]

drat i missed marnies birthday

man i need that calendar

its just soooo expensive

[cobalt hare]

Jade

[frozen elbow]

why do i keep tunning out of the most abundant material i find

[wanton lotus]

It is possible to ||marry|| one player and one npc simultaneously?

[hidden meadow]

not without mods

[hazy flame]

Hello guys? Where can i say some stuff about the co-op in mobile?

[wanton lotus]

If I divorce player will I need ||witch|| to make her forget about the past memories?

[rugged stag]

wdym player

in multiplayer?

[wanton lotus]

Yes

[rugged stag]

also that's post cc which can't be mentioned here

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[rugged stag]

then no need

that thing is only for npc spouses

[red wyvern]

#1139016532966506576

[wanton lotus]

Yes she's ingame spouse

[hazy flame]

How about bugs?

[lucid girder]

#vanilla-tech-support

[frozen elbow]

an entire month.. and merely 11 hardwood

what a rip

[red wyvern]

Or #1272348274153619477

[hazy flame]

How do i remove the co-op in my game, i wanna disable it (im mobile android)

[red wyvern]

You can't it was feature to game

[hazy flame]

Ohh

Thank you so much

[cobalt hare]

yall how do i marry robin

i mean leah fuck

honestly can we all agree only reason wemarry leah is cuz shes just a walmart robin

[red wyvern]

Use mod

Just search marry robin mods or something like that IDK

[red wyvern]

Wdym she WalMart robin

[wanton lotus]

You can edit your save game and change whatever u married to anyone. I did it to ||Sandy|| once

[warm marsh]

and i took that personally

[quiet nova]

where to buy speed go

[lucid girder]

you need to get the mermaid's pendant from the old mariner.

(located at the beach, you have to fix the bridge first and come in a rainy day)

[vivid ingot]

are smoked fish affected by fishing lvl 10 profession? if yes it should be 150% increase? what fish should i be smoking in summer year 1?

[red wyvern]

At Pierre or u can craft it

[quiet nova]

does he do deluxe

[rugged stag]

robin romance mod

[rugged stag]

yes

y2+

[cobalt hare]

yea yea how do i marry leah

[cobalt hare]

the old what?

also what fertilizer should i use in greenhouse

[rugged stag]

give her a mermaids pendant

from the old mariner on the right side of the beach on rainy days

[warm marsh]

i don't have the answer but please spoiler as ||the smoker|| is a 1.6 addition!

[rugged stag]

you have to meet a few requirements tho

[rugged stag]

it is affected by ||angler + artisan||

[slender jewel]

Hello folks, a question if I may; I got around 1.5mil money and recently did CC fully. Whats the best thing to spend money on?

[distant ruin]

the old mariner appears across the bridge that takes 300 wood to repair at the beach, but is only there when it rains

[cobalt hare]

how do i get that : )

[red wyvern]

Uhhh..... Make some building i guess?

[cinder brook]

a bunch of milk pails

like 100s

[lucid girder]

i just told you

[cinder brook]

/j for obvious reasons

[lucid girder]

anyway, you need to get your house upgraded to get married

[slender jewel]

hmm I dont have rabbits etc yet..

[warm marsh]

beach on a rainy day there will be a guy there when you cross the bridge

[cobalt hare]

yes, i sent that message before u answered me, BUT my shit internet had different plants

[red wyvern]

You need get 8 heart with (single) npc, date it and then it apear

[cobalt hare]

plans*

[cobalt hare]

i have 8 hearts howd i ask her on a date : )

[rugged stag]

give her a bouquet from pierre

[lucid girder]

buy a bouquet from pierre

[cobalt hare]

literally took me like a minute to send this smh

[cobalt hare]

alr thx

I want to eat my internet router wwhy is my wifi so shit

[red wyvern]

Well mine is most shittest one almost can message

See this message take about 15 sec to send!!!!!

[cobalt hare]

sometimes my messages take like 4minutes to send i dont think ur internet is as shit as mine

also we should on topic

also wwhich day does ||desert trader|| sell staircases

[frozen elbow]

WHERE DO I FIND THE LAST ONE

[lucid girder]

[[Dwarf Scroll IV]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Dwarf_Scroll_IV

[toxic hound]

im missing blue

[half oar]

who wants me to gift them stardew valley

[grand tangle]

begging isn't allowed here erm

[half oar]

who?

[grand tangle]

wait i read that wrong 😭 ahha

[half oar]

hhah

[slow mantle]

That's reverse begging

[grand tangle]

[shrewd cosmos]

[wanton dragon]

Yo I need hard wood

[frozen elbow]

which one has the better reward?

[cobalt hare]

reverse begging in crazy tho

[lucid girder]

secret woods and plant mahogany seeds

[frozen elbow]

an entire month... for a mere 11 pieces

[cobalt hare]

i keep forgetting to plant mahogany

[lucid girder]

i get 26 per day

[frozen elbow]

||how do i get krobus||

i forgor

[cobalt hare]

how many times do i need to upgrade my house to marry

[slow mantle]

60 items donated to museum to get into sewers

[lucid girder]

once

[cobalt hare]

ohh alr

how much wood do i need

[lucid girder]

twice, if you want a nursery

[cobalt hare]

twice to have a kid?

[lucid girder]

450

[cobalt hare]

oki then

[lucid girder]

yup! the second house upgrade requires 100 hardwood

and 65k gold

[cobalt hare]

100???

[lucid girder]

yeah, 100 hardwood

[cobalt hare]

amn

damn

[lucid girder]

[cobalt hare]

ig im not gonna get a kid then smh

[tawny hawk]

I have question, and its whats the most profitable thing i can do? Ancient fruit spam?

[lucid girder]

or farm for hardwood everyday in the secret woods and end up with probably 300 by the end of season

[quiet nova]

how long for resin to spawn

[lucid girder]

yeah, sf and af wines sells for a lot

[lavish basin]

5 days for pine tar, 7 for oak resin and 9 for maple syrup

[quiet nova]

ty

[bronze merlin]

whats the best way to traverse ||the skull caverns? Make like 60-70 stairs and bunch of bombs and go early morning to rush to Level 100? I tried using just mega bombs, got fairly lucky started at 10AM and made it to like 55 ish before I literally was forced to come back up before night time cut off. There was no way i was making it to Lvl 100 like that||

[quiet nova]

what should i do in ?

[wanton lotus]

Guys I play multiplayer with a dedicated server so all players are guests and the host is a bot. Since the bot doesn't even use the main house is there any way I can have my children live there? I hope this isn't spoiler

[quiet nova]

get jade with Crystalarium

[bronze merlin]

produce Jade? Why?

[quiet nova]

on sundays the shop in desert sell staricase for 1 jade

[leaden abyss]

i like ruby for ||the spicy eels||

[slender jewel]

||Go early around 6-7am. Make sure to use Television to check you got "good luck". Stairs can be expensive if you are not making them from Jade. Exploding stuff with Mega Bomb is still the way (you get good loot too.)

Yolo until lvl70, then focus mega bombs on important stuff.||

[half crystal]

Where can I ask for help? Some mods are not working and I'm confused.

[quiet nova]

#1272025932932055121

[half crystal]

Tysm

[quiet nova]

np

[slender jewel]

Isnt Pumpkin Soup better than the Eel?

it provides +2 def and +2 luck

[quiet nova]

its ez to get Eel than soup

[lavish basin]

Eel gives speed so not really

[slender jewel]

isnt speed from Coffee enough?

[lavish basin]

You can get +1 from coffee and +1 from eel

[bronze merlin]

thank you, I have like 4 iridium bars do u think its worth crafting 2 more cystal makers (Total 3) to produce jade faster or should I keep those bars and not 'waste' them on those?

[lavish basin]

+2 speed +1 luck is better than +1 speed +2 luck

Speed makes your runs more fluid, you cover more ground faster which is great with bombs

[slender jewel]

Hmz. Interesting.

[quiet nova]

how may iridium sprinkler you have and what your tools lvl at

[spring sentinel]

I can’t play without having a million stacks of coffee in my inventory lol. That +1 stupidly makes a huge difference

[half oar]

for mods download launcher

[slender jewel]

I have been playing without it but it would be so good at farming in general too.

Imma go spam greenhouse with coffee

[bronze merlin]

Thank you very much.|| What I'll do is produce more Jade and get myself more stairs and go on a lucky day. Hopefully the stairs can clutch me down as Im just trying to make it to lvl 100 first, can't recall what is down there from my old playthrough, I dont want to know. I just know I at least wanna rush down there. I can farm those caverns later afterwards||

[quiet nova]

||mr qi will give you milk that give 25+ hp||

[bronze merlin]

||So I have no iri Sprinklers, I have a iri Pick everything else Gold except the watering can the water pale thing||

[lavish basin]

Focus your iridium on crystalariums for mode jade, iri sprinklers aren't a priority

[bronze merlin]

||I got 5 iri bars on stand by rn||

[quiet nova]

you have Quality Sprinklers then

[lavish basin]

Quality sprinklers

[slender jewel]

Np. ||Spamming stairs might still not good because sometimes you get holes to go through that sends you down multiple floors down. You also lose tons of gold ore etc that you gain from mega bombing to find ladder or holes, which you can use for more mega bombs.

Also get the museum up and running with lots of artifcats till the guy gives you the Sewer Key that lets you talk with Krobus, one that provides both solar and dark essence needed for megabomb. Then you spam mega bombs around to go down instead of using stairs.

I use stairs only in long corriders, the special spiral one, also monster infestations.||

[bronze merlin]

Yeah Quality Sprinklers is what I got going on, I eventually want the iri ones hopefully before or ready for Y3 Spring plans but my main goal right now is ||to reach Level 100 in the Skull Cavern fast. For the quest. I don't want to know what is down there but I want to be down there lol.||

[slender jewel]

||Krobus sells an iridium sprinkler for 10k every Friday.||

[quiet nova]

if you think your farm is in a good place then do crystalariums

[lavish basin]

Using many stairs at first is very benefital. Why use bombs on the early floors that barely have ores when you can skip to the good floors and use the bombs there

[quiet nova]

bro i fg he did that

[slender jewel]

I think Quality Sprinklers can get you REALLY far. There are more important things that need the bars.

[lavish basin]

It's not very worth imo. 10k is a lot for one sprinkler

[slender jewel]

I am still at quality and I am happy with it.

[slender jewel]

If you are at that level, you should be drowning in gold at this point.

[quiet nova]

not if your near y3

[pliant briar]

I forgot that 10k was alot and just bought all my sprinklers from him

[slender jewel]

yeah, you get to open up the guy around y3 or so if you are really slow like me

[lavish basin]

Depends on your progression. Still, 10k each week is not worth it at all when crafting is an option imo

[slender jewel]

Faaaaaaayn

[lavish basin]

Just go with quality sprinklers and craft iridium when you got the spare resources

But that's just my opinion, you're free to buy them

[round raft]

Regular sprinkler allow for nicer, less grid-ish farms

[quiet nova]

how many are you getting i max on them and its only 14 ( 140k gold ) ( not a lot for me )

[bronze merlin]

||I was wondering how u got the key I couldn't remember. I have been cooking with the museum since the start though but, nothing yet. Kinda don't want to know wither if its a specific thing or whatever just cause Im not tryna meta game everything per say||

[lavish basin]

I get way more, so I'm definitely not spending that much and waiting years when I can just craft them all right away

[slender jewel]

||60 item donation, next day he visits to give you the key||

[gloomy solstice]

I would get 6 iridium sprinklers personally and stop until I can reliably sustain more iridium sprinklers with either my income or resources

[quiet nova]

ya i craft all 14 my self

[slender jewel]

real hardcore 100% manly gamers use the first sprinker btw

[quiet nova]

what should i do in ?

[slender jewel]

more crops? farmland?

animals?

[quiet nova]

k

[cinder carbon]

Tea plantation or fish pond extravaganza

[quiet nova]

what Tea plantation

[cinder carbon]

Tea bushes. Lots of them

[quiet nova]

idk waht that is

[cinder carbon]

Have you gotten the recipe from Caroline?

How many hearts do you have with her?

[quiet nova]

0 i have not been on friend ship i only got 5 hearts and that only on haley

[slender jewel]

haley simp detected

[quiet nova]

[cinder carbon]

@quiet nova get two hearts with caroline then go into the room off her kitchen

[quiet nova]

ok what her best gifted

[cinder carbon]

There is a lot to unlock by raising relationships

[quiet nova]

ik im 100% the game im just getting my empire down first

[cinder carbon]

Her loved gifts are tough unless you grow summer spangle. Give her daffodils and horseradish

[quiet nova]

when her birthday

[cinder carbon]

Tea bushes are not the most efficient use of space but I think they're fun and look nice. Now that we can put ||legendary fish|| in them you could put some fish ponds there

[cinder carbon]

Winter

[quiet nova]

k ty

[slender jewel]

just give her girly stuff

you only need 2 hearts

[quiet nova]

||is the auto petter a one time item||

[lapis fox]

no

[cinder carbon]

No but hard to get if you don't go Joja

[rare niche]

This image needs to be spoiled, ||meadowlands is 1.6||

[lapis fox]

you put it down in the coop and it should work forever

[quiet nova]

o mb

[slow mantle]

God I can't wait for Dec 4th

[rare niche]

Why?

[slender jewel]

Whats happening Dec 4th? Abigail becoming useful as a wife with a patch?!?!?!?!

[slow mantle]

1.6 spoiler tags are getting lifted then

[slender jewel]

oh..

[rare niche]

Thought it would last longer then that

[cinder brook]

Which fruit trees should I grow for money again?

[slender jewel]

1.6 been here for a while, only mobile etc got it late

[slow mantle]

!p

[novel thistle]

“P is for Profit!” -Gigafreak

Peach and Pomegranate are the most profitable fruit saplings to buy from Pierre.

To use this command, type !p.

[quiet nova]

its been long enought imo

[lavish basin]

There's no limit to how many you can get

[cinder brook]

Thank

[rare niche]

Not for mobile players

[lavish basin]

And console

[quiet nova]

they dont get it on the same time

[rare niche]

?

[cinder brook]

Holy 6k for one tree

[lavish basin]

No. PC got it on march 19, mobile and console got it 2 weeks ago

[slender jewel]

Fruits are profitable? D:

[quiet nova]

o

[true bronze]

Hokage Dattebayo

[cinder carbon]

Takes money to make money

[true bronze]

Takes money to make money

• Pam's Pam Pams

[cinder carbon]

I use fruit trees for gifts and aesthetics tbh

[quiet nova]

how you get poppy

[lavish basin]

Plant it in summer

Flowers are crops too

[slender jewel]

Pierre, summer

[gloomy solstice]

Yeah at that point of the game its usually just for gifts

[quiet nova]

ty guy

[true bronze]

Ore wa Striker da

[slender jewel]

Poppy is globally hated btw. Aside Penny.

I dunno whats the lore reason for that

[gloomy solstice]

Maybe it smells funny in the Stardew verse

Meanwhile Penny has a phobia to rabbits so she hates Rabbit's feet

[slender jewel]

That oddball.

[cinder carbon]

Possibly connection to opiates

[slender jewel]

Like how can you gave rabbihobia

[gloomy solstice]

Oh I know, rabbits hate poppies too so Penny likes keeping them to shoo off any would be rabbits

[slender jewel]

rabbits are cute, they hop around

[cinder carbon]

She wants the bubs to keep all their feets

[gloomy solstice]

Penny's villain arc in the works

[slender jewel]

"The most poisonous plants for rabbits .... Poppies."

ok Penny is brutal

I knew something was off with that good ol'two shooer

[gloomy solstice]

Makes Lewis blush in terms of her alignment chart

[abstract wyvern]

poppies look like those fire flowers from mario

[gloomy solstice]

Maybe its the other way around

The fire flowers in Mario are a type of poppy

[abstract wyvern]

omg

maybe penny secretly likes arson

[cinder carbon]

It's no secret

[gloomy solstice]

Look at me using my creative juices on Stardew lore instead of this reflection paper, hooray

[abstract wyvern]

her way of relieving that pent up stress

[quiet nova]

is there a secret thing if i put the purple mushroom in the Luau

[abstract wyvern]

reflection paper sounds like a weapon 😭

[gloomy solstice]

It could be a weapon used against me but when has good ol Sublime been afraid of 800 word papers

[slender jewel]

Never forget. Marika from Elden Ring was also from a cutesy bitsy village.

[abstract wyvern]

woah wait what's it abt

[hidden meadow]

Stardew Valley lore

[gloomy solstice]

This essay will require students to critically reflect on their learning experience throughout the module, connecting theories of adolescent development with practical applications in educational settings. The essay should demonstrate their understanding of how adolescent developmental psychology impacts teaching and learning, as well as their insights on applying these concepts to real-world educational contexts.

[abstract wyvern]

reflect on your sins

[gloomy solstice]

Its not really that spooky

[hidden meadow]

im not a reflection paper

[abstract wyvern]

oo cool

[abstract wyvern]

use the paper then, duh

[cinder carbon]

Penny needs to do this. What formal education does she have to be teaching kids?

[abstract wyvern]

(also wait omg are you gonna do a soon)

[gloomy solstice]

My country requires a teacher's license to officially teach in a school, but Penny's case is special because she's basically tutoring in the strictest sense

So she doesn't need any license, can be freelance

[hidden meadow]

im not gonna do a mid tier npc soon, no

The name is about the Stardew concert season, which Im definitely gonna attend

[abstract wyvern]

i was abt to be offended but i can't really disagree 😭

[hidden meadow]

not as a musician tho lol

[cinder carbon]

@gloomy solstice I think she's de facto teaching as they do not go to any other school

[hidden meadow]

lmao

[abstract wyvern]

what

[gloomy solstice]

She is but like, she's a tutor most likely in her job description even if she does teaching work

[abstract wyvern]

omg waait like last year?

[gloomy solstice]

So she doesn't need a license

[hidden meadow]

next year

[gloomy solstice]

So she basically walks on a grey area where she probably could and should get formal education on teaching kids, but she also doesn't need to by the law

[abstract wyvern]

😭 misunderstandings were made

[gloomy solstice]

Does this make Penny potentially scummy? Sure

[cinder carbon]

Yeah the concert is coming to my city, should be fun. My friend and I are gonna wear Joja shirts

[lavish basin]

Take me with pls ty, they're not coming here :(

[hidden meadow]

You are the second person to misunderstand this name that way, maybe I should change it

[abstract wyvern]

frfr

[hidden meadow]

Ari is also coming so we are in for a ride

[hidden meadow]

amazing lol

[cinder carbon]

I may add "It's what Grandpa would want" to my shirt just to rustle people's jimmies

[bronze merlin]

Also just one last question (I think lol) ||I grew a sweet gem berry, I do want to give it to the secret woods statue but I also don't have anymore seeds, can you use it in a seed maker to make more seed packets and just grow more like I'm doing with star fruit and ancient fruit right now or should I just say goodbye to the one fruit I have?||

[gloomy solstice]

You can

[hidden meadow]

Maybe grandpa founded Joja after all, who knows

[gloomy solstice]

They aren't really good anyways tbh

[cinder brook]

How do I get money if I don't have money

[hidden meadow]

You need two sgbs, one for the guy and one for shipping

afterwards they arent really worth the effort imo

[gloomy solstice]

Oh yeah good point

Uhh just get 2 sweet gem berries in that case

[cinder carbon]

There's a chance you just get mixed seeds. The cart sells rare seed very often, I would take this one to secret woods and just grow another

[hidden meadow]

only in spring and summer though

[bronze merlin]

Okays yeah I was thinking that thanks

[gloomy solstice]

The shipping one doesn't really matter so you can take as much time as you want

[cinder carbon]

Hustle

[gloomy solstice]

Getting the stardrop in secret woods is way more important

[hidden meadow]

yas

[cinder carbon]

Yeah that's usually the second one I get. And honestly that's all I really need the rest are gravy on the cake

[hidden meadow]

Gravy on a cake is certainly a choice

ik it can be any sauce but I really only refer to it as this savoury, meaty sauce

[cinder carbon]

That comes from my former coworker who mixed his metaphor. Trying to say something would be a bonus he mixed "gravy" with "icing on the cake" and DID NOT EVEN REALIZE HE SAID IT and it's become my favorite saying

[hidden meadow]

😭

im all for sweet and savory

but there are limits to that

[cinder carbon]

No limits

Break free of your culinary chains

[hidden meadow]

thats kinda my job

[cinder carbon]

If we can make "pickled wheat" we can do anything

[hidden meadow]

But there is a saying

[cinder brook]

hmm what should I do today in stardew

[cinder carbon]

Does pickled wheat = sourdough starter

[hidden meadow]

those who is't enjoyeth gravy on cake shalt beest smitten

[cinder brook]

we can make what

[cinder carbon]

Pickled wheat

[cinder carbon]

Give a gift to everyone

[hidden meadow]

P*ckles

Why would you pickle things when you can KEG THEM INSTEAD???

[cinder brook]

EXACTLY

[hidden meadow]

RIGHT?

[cinder brook]

cool idea

Ive filled most of my shed with kegs now

most of my wood is down the drain but its for kegs so its fine

[abstract wyvern]

cucumber juice doesn't sound so deiciious

[hidden meadow]

You'll earn that wood back tenfold

[abstract wyvern]

also would it be cucumber wine

[hidden meadow]

speak for yourself

[cinder carbon]

Because I want to have a kombucha farm but pickled tea leaves is as close as I can get

[abstract wyvern]

what does this mean

[cinder brook]

I named my farm lemonhill and found out too late lemons dont exist in the game

[cinder carbon]

Cucumber juice sounds crazy delicious

[hidden meadow]

Its up to you to figure that out

[cinder brook]

I like cucumbers

I like juice

[hidden meadow]

There are hills at least

[cinder brook]

So it only means that cucumber juice is also good

[cinder carbon]

Like cucumber water with the slight lactobacillus tang

[abstract wyvern]

cucumbers are bitter 😭

[hidden meadow]

When life gives you lemons climb are hill

or something like that

[abstract wyvern]

nuh uh

[hidden meadow]

yuh uh

[cinder brook]

true

[grand tangle]

when life names u lemon u climb the hilltop farm cause it's the best one

[abstract wyvern]

nuh yuh uh nuh uh yuh

[cinder carbon]

Cucumbers are basically less sweet watermelons

[abstract wyvern]

life didn't even give us lemons we just invented the problems 💀

[hidden meadow]

Even by your standards thats some take

[grand tangle]

(and by best i mean it's my fav 😔 i know it sucks)

[abstract wyvern]

they taste like nothingness and is sometimes strangely bitter

most veggies taste like nothingness 😭

[cinder brook]

excuse me cucumbers are awesome

[hidden meadow]

[grand tangle]

[abstract wyvern]

i think they're refreshing to eat

[cinder carbon]

You need your taste buds recalibrated. Cucumber is definitely a flavor

[cinder brook]

you need to tune your taste

[frank quarry]

[cinder carbon]

This sounds like a you problem

[hidden meadow]

Why does this sound so threatening

[cinder brook]

because it iss

[abstract wyvern]

are you secretly a cucumber pam's pam pams 🚄

[cinder carbon]

I'm going to recalibrate them with some pliers

[hidden meadow]

listen here pal you better get those taste buds of yours recalibrated or ill do it for ya, you feel me?

[limber anvil]

Recalibrate your taste buds or I’ll calibrate them for you

[abstract wyvern]

like a piano

[cinder carbon]

No I'm a meat tube

[abstract wyvern]

isn't that what cucumbers are too? in plant standards

flesh tubes

[hidden meadow]

#stardew-valley experience

[cinder carbon]

🤔

[abstract wyvern]

this is the life

[cinder brook]

what more could you want

[pliant briar]

I cant tell if you really like pam, your a fan of dan dan dan, or your name is related to neither

[cinder carbon]

You've given this hollow meat tube a lot to think about

[frank kayak]

humans are 7 hole meat tubes

[cinder carbon]

The Office reference

[pliant briar]

Damn sorry

[abstract wyvern]

will a tube still be considered a tube if it consists of 2 or more tubes?

[cinder carbon]

Also hollow given our digestive tract. In a sense we are walking meat doughnuts

[hidden meadow]

|| k || || e || || g ||

[limber anvil]

”new farmers”

bunch of purple names talking about cucumbers, a crop which is notably not in the game

[cinder brook]

why is this server becoming a topology server

[gloomy solstice]

If you think hard enough

It'll appear

[abstract wyvern]

yes, keg the uhh

cucumbers

[gloomy solstice]

I'll keg a preserves jar tbh

[hidden meadow]

eggplants are just bilingual cucumbers

[abstract wyvern]

nuh uh there are 😈

sea cucumbers

[limber anvil]

Okay that's illegal you stop that now

[cinder carbon]

It's a short hop from farming to human digestion to the topology of our meat sacks

[cinder brook]

huh why did I get timed out

[gloomy solstice]

If I keg a preserves jar that's jarring a strawberry, will the strawberry come out with 6x + 50g of its original value??

[limber anvil]

SEA DEEZ CUCUMBERS GOTTEM

[cinder brook]

are the short grey subtexts not allowed

[hidden meadow]

[gloomy solstice]

Possibly not

I was also timed out once for using embed links

[hidden meadow]

imagine getting timed out

[abstract wyvern]

wha how

[slow mantle]

No because they're being used for scams on discord recently

[cinder carbon]

Nah eggplants are nightshades

[abstract wyvern]

explain. 👹

[cinder brook]

ohhh

[gloomy solstice]

Look it ain't my fault that I naturally draw aggro like no one's business

[hidden meadow]

iykyk

[cinder brook]

makes sense

[gloomy solstice]

Its like I have monster musk permanently on me or something

[abstract wyvern]

grrr 👹

[hidden meadow]

nitroless

[cinder carbon]

Cucumbers are related to gourds

[abstract wyvern]

you?

[cinder brook]

Im not paying 10 dollars to be able to make colourful reactions Im just saying

[limber anvil]

Gourds, another crop which is not in the game

[clever spire]

u could just pay 100 a year 😩😩😩😩😩

[limber anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nitro-gif-25827489

[gloomy solstice]

You can pay $3 for nitro basic I believe

That I think is mostly worth it

[abstract wyvern]

imagine gourd has swor and you swing swor monter die and win gam

[cinder carbon]

@limber anvil || summer squash|| and pumpkin

[limber anvil]

Wut

[hidden meadow]

or just 3 per month lol

[cinder brook]

eh discord isnt something I feel like paying for

[limber anvil]

Fricc I forgot those were technically gourds

[gloomy solstice]

Understandable

[cinder brook]

kegs on the other hand-

[limber anvil]

[abstract wyvern]

side note eggplants taste like bananas

[gloomy solstice]

I only paid for it because I have been using it since 2017? So its just my way to pay respects to it

[abstract wyvern]

but crunchier

[cinder carbon]

What is wrong with you people

[gloomy solstice]

Also because I have a complicated relationship with money so uhh first step to financial freedom woot

[cinder brook]

excuse me what

[hidden meadow]

if your eggplant is crunchy you are doing something wrong

[abstract wyvern]

WHAT 😭

[cinder brook]

it just occured to me Ive never had a raw eggplant before

is raw eggplant even a thing

do people eat raq eggplant

[gloomy solstice]

I was going to take you seriously then I saw your name and was hoping this is another one of your jokes

[hidden meadow]

But raw eggplant really has a banana-like smell to it

[limber anvil]

Are…are you not cooking your eggplants? 🤨

[abstract wyvern]

OMAG YEAH

[abstract wyvern]

they taste sweet

and not eggy

[clever spire]

noooo the worms in my brain need the custom profiles

[cinder carbon]

I'm starting to think this channel is full of aliens pretending to be humans but who don't understand Earth quite yet. "Ah yes, turnips taste like moths"

[hidden meadow]

idk i dont eat them lol, but smell definitely

[abstract wyvern]

last time i made mine they were brown, yellow and wrinkly

[plain basin]

Hello !

[gloomy solstice]

I'm writing a paper and I'm just looking to get distracted really

[cinder brook]

hallo!

[plain basin]

how are you ?

[abstract wyvern]

and it oozed out weirdly sweet juices

[hidden meadow]

same but with studying so imma leave now

[cinder brook]

doing alright, wbu

[abstract wyvern]

with slight hint of bitter

[hidden meadow]

yup deffo time to leave

[cinder brook]

lmao

[gloomy solstice]

This server's equally nice and exhausting honestly and I feel like sending internet hugs to a friend I made here

[abstract wyvern]

😭 you didn't just flame me

[hidden meadow]

ha

get nitroed idiot

[abstract wyvern]

bro used up all of his fire reactions supers 😭

[cinder brook]

bro got flamed

[abstract wyvern]

idiot 😈

[gloomy solstice]

I too am flexing nitro

Would I be swarmed now for posting Mistria stickers

[obtuse parcel]

how to get large eggs?

[fast needle]

High friendship with chickens or traveling cart

[obtuse parcel]

how by traveling cart?

[steel burrow]

so real

[summer radish]

hi

[steel burrow]

hi! ^^

[gloomy solstice]

Every time the travelling merchant shows up, they get a random list of items for sale

Large eggs simply randomly pop up for sale sometimes

They usually cost more than they should but you also don't need to build a coop or buy a chicken that way

[rocky chasm]

Jurusiss Hi! If anyone on mobile has not messed with their settings (or still has the big, not small text for villagers) and could send me a ss of what they look like that'd be extremely appreciated :]
(I'm on an IPad mini, if that helps )

[halcyon light]

I lost my sdv 1.6 save

L