#stardew-valley
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Ik😢
Yeahh you can’t send embeds probably until level 5
No image perms yet
how many hearts do you have with seb rn? I have 7
If you have void eggs, you get a quality bonus. Best option, overall.
real i be skipping most of winter unless its his bday
I bought 13 off of Gus for 150 each
i do not have those yet 
Witch be slacking
OMG A TRUFFLE IN WINTER I HAVE A CHANCE
i plan on using fish i have caught instead of spending a lot of random money
CAN U GET RABBITS FOOT IN CART
Maybe? Rarely?
I think so
Fair enough I just don't have kitchen yet and am too lazy to get materials
Yeah
i need to get the next coop upgrade for the dino egg i found in the ground
Damn I got that first lol
I have 2, one grown and one in an incubator
theres so many things you can get with a kitchen- including more space to hold things
omg my year 1 cc completion has a chance
I'm trying to make my coops full of dinosaurs, they are cool enough for it
mine doesnt 👍
thats so cool
real
So does my Y2 completion
||quarry cave and skull cavern dragon things drop them too||
almost year 4 rn (i only need a duck feather)
my y2 probably does
They are cool. Just make sure you have real income elsewhere.
i didnt start working on the cc before fall-
Dino mayo IS real income
EXCUSE ME??? DINO MAYO????
Yup
spoil it i think
Yuup
|| Dino eggs with new book of artifacts are REAL income ||
oh cool i think
It's also real infrequent.
So your money/day rank is chicken>void chicken>duck>rabbit>dino
its js a completion of the bundle
New wut?
not 1.6 or after whole cc
Spoiler
No idea what you just said
well i think you should spoil it tho
Dino egg 1/week
Making them the least profitable coop animal overall
dino is good, can't spoiler but trust me
Oh
i need a duck so i can get a duck egg for the one bundle
I still have 2 Dinos anyway
oh yea my farm is doing great in WINTER emily
And watch them swim. 
It is worse than chicken, but since it is 1 egg a week it's easier to manage stuff
if you finish the winter bundle you ||get winter seeds||
OMG THEY SWIM????
obsessed w the nursery tbh
alrdy done
I always get them because cute.
okay well then you have them so your farm should be good?
alrdy used
i have a coop full of void chickens
THATS SO CUTE OMG??
nicee

I went crazy with void chickens.
12 coops. (With 11 VC + 1 dino, each).
The fun did not last.
It’s looks rlly nice
i segregated all my animals
coop for void chickens, coop for brown and white, coop for rabbits, and a coop for dinos

im probably gonna sell one of my chickens if i need more space
real
waiting for that void egg rn
i just get one coop
anyway imma fish more squid
i wanna try doing a y1 completion playthrough but idk
how do i get vc perms?
level 5
you level up
level 5 (aquamarine thing)
cowpoke
thats the word
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS IN VC WHEN IM NOT
Bruhh
like server lvl from typing in chat?
yup
'farmer' oh em gee i neverr wouldve guessed im a farmerr 🤯
damn
im gonna go grab some headphones and join probably
ah thats irritating
i cant ;-;
we can vc
why not?
my friend buggin me to play rainbow 6 with him
rip
omg i accidentally sold one of my chickens
all them eggs but no duck feather
exited out of the game rq got em back
damn
(thats only in the auto grabber thing i promise i have more
gimmie those i need them for my bundle
do i only get xp from messeng or from being in vc?
B)
aswell
gonna have a coop full of dinos
can u move animals from one coop to another or noo
i think so
yeah you can
Is there anyone else that’s tired besides me??🥱🥱
you click on them twice and it'll give you an option to
im always tired
Me too
Caffeeeeeiinnnnnee
yummy
Tbh I be drinking coffee but it doesn’t do much for me
yuummmmmyyyy
That's because I didn't brew it 
Also always tired. Love coffee though, but it can make me sleepy
botonist or tracker?
forester or gatherer?
why do I felt time pass so quicck
Drink my coffee, you'll swear your eyelashes are trying to curl themselves
I only get that affect when I add a lot of sugar. Blood glucose whiplash.
Bot
Botanist is best
Iridium forage is orders of magnitude more valuable than little pointers showing things you can probably find anyway
Thought WIlly just liked the super cukes
he loves it
he said pops would go nuts for it
guys i've been chopping trees and collecting forage for days straight when will i get foraging level 10
never
I have all my skills at 10 and I'm still shit in the skull cavern. I'm afraid of the place but so's everyone lol
I had a hard time getting it by mid-blackbwrry season.
i go to the secret woods daily to chop some logs and it still won't go up a level
bomb staircase parry
Yeah foraging berries helps boost it, and def secret woods. You'll get there
The final level is super expensive in xp points
that's why
200 kegs of starfruit wine
i have 6
Yeah the bombs are what I need. Never needed them in the reg mines though
Take one down, pass it around, there's 199 kegs of starfruit wine!
I get too busy with the animals and farming to have time to adventure lol
OMG 5 SQUID ROE
I like bringing my master slingshot with explosive ammo, too
chat is it worth it keeping a fish pond of pufferfish
i caught one the entirety of summer
Berry bushes ||give foraging XP|| only in 1.6
me waiting for 1.6 on console like:
Mobile like: 💀
Yeah I'm on console so I must've gotten it from all the other foraging I did
yes fish pond can duplicate
maybe
is mobile even more outdated
Tried it on mobile but I can't get the fishing on my phone it's awful
ayo i'm thinking about copping the game but i dont want any spoilers when i try to get some info on it sooooo can i just start asking dumb questions?
No it will probably be last updated.
1.5 took over 2 years.
I’m gnna try to do all the bundles before y2 for the crafts room. I got some that I can’t do for it bc the season is over😩😩
I like it on my Switch, but I'm seriosly tempted to get it on my PC so that I can play 1.6
Sure?
ok so, is this game anything like minecraft/terraria cus i see a lot of stuff like farming and chopping trees and watering plants(?)
i could get it on pc but literally i have the same game on switch AND xbox
do i want 3 platforms to play the exact same game
Ina way it’s kind of like Minecraft but u could be with some of the ppl to date and marry them
Yeah that's my dilemma
wait what
wdym marry huh???
you can marry npcs
Unlike Minecraft, monsters will never destroy your house
whats wrong with that
kinda like the minecraft comes alive mod (u can marry some of the npcs n even start a family with them)

hol up so this game has a storyline then?
WHAT
Yes
Yeah your farm is safe in Stardew Valley unless you choose to have monsters on the farm at night
also you don't need to build a house
Yea Ik there was a mod for it
your farm comes with a house and bed for free
Mad annoying would turn it off if I could do it all over
It's not so much a sandbox. Static map and NPCs, emphasis on skill development, NPC stories, gaining access to increasingly good revenue streams and increasingly challenging content overall.
I barely got to level 9 in like year 2
And time management!
i feel like its more about the resource gathering n farming than the survival part of minecraft
i got to level 9 in winter year 1 and i've been foraging ever since
Can someone force me to get up somehow- i'm stuck in bed
I have a standard farm on my first run, I figured I couldn't stand any more combat since I'm rubbish in the harder mines
Later in the game there is a way to turn off the monsters at night
so its kinda like a uuuuh grinding game then
your stardew bachelor is waiting outside your room
There's a feral skunk under your bed.
Run.
GAH-
It’s a very chill kinda game.
wait you mean like time limits on stuff? if i got it right this game has quests then, does that mean the quests have time limits?
A bit, but more RPG focus
some quests have time limits
Some of the quests have time limits, but it's usually like a day or two
most of them you have until forever to complete
I played for 2 hours single player after installing then decided to turn profit margin to 25% and monsters on lol
i wonder which one they're reacting to 
and the quests are usually something simple
Yes, a couple days up to a month for big ones. And each day ends at 2am whether you got home or not.
Where can i ask for modding support?
so this is basically an animal crossing type of vibe
Some of the quests have time limits depending on where it came from. There are also seasons in the game if u didn’t know
Yeah I play both it's very similar to ACNH
Sebastian-- 
Who are y'all marrying fr though
Yea it is
Emily ftw
emily
I married Shane in this run, the game just kinda led me there with hints about flowers and stuff so I ran with it. Turns out he's rather controversial
gotta love it when the game REFUSES to give me more squid at my 7th
how do i do the bundles where i give them
tight, imma consider copping the game even more then if its just as chill as animal crossing, loved that game on the ds
Also similar in some ways to the My Time At Portia/Sandrock games if you played those
go in the community center
read the scroll
wait for a letter in the mail with a blue background
FINALLY
Sebby :3
He was always at the saloon so I friended him not realizing at first that it would push me to a relationship lol
Maru
Or Harvey
Or Leah
Or Seb
Or Penny
no emily...
yes done
bru now i need 10 for the final reward..
ive been in wizards place
seb, shane on my next save
go in the community center and Look at the bundles
Sebastian is too weird tho
sam my beloved
nuh uh
uh huh
hes js a little corny but its ok
sam
ok
Go back to the room in the community center and read the thing again
I would say robin 
YES 1 MORE
all the stardew boys meld together in my head tbh
they're all the same except for a few outliers
i love harvey so much bro
I was about to say if I could marry Robin on grandma
It’s on the floor in rooms
@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
he’s literally my pookie wookie dookie bear baby girl
WHY IS CLINT MY GIFT GIVER AGAINNN
Just give him a single coal
If I was going to install a mod it would make Robin single
I had Robin.
Thanks for 99 wood.
caroline was my secret friend but clint is giving me a gift
harvey is the most conventionally attractive male in stardew

my gift giver was jas and she gave me a frozen geode
ight
Lucky. I had Vincent. Again.
His schedule never overlaps with mine, I always have to go find him so the hearts are still low with him
W
rip ☠️
And still forces you to pay bout 10kg
mine was evelyn and she gave me cookies!!!
his npc sprite is kinda ugly but his portrait is absolutely gorgeous
Early game, I gave Gunther a dino egg, but haven't been able to get one since (Y4). I've spent a fair amout of time hitting up the spots recommended on the Wiki except the movie theatre (I need the egg for the Junimo bundle to build the theater). Any recs?
1k*
Honestly that's so true whichever partner fits your schedule is best
no you don't it's 6 items but 5 slots
holy shit i dont have to go miles away from the event to find sebastian
shane gave me an emerald on year one
i don't think he's hot i just thingk he's very pretty to look at
30 summer seeds but its 18th is it evben worth planting
The sprite can't show the mustache right and looks like he has buck teeth instead.
oh dang okay shane
Emily leaves her house when I finish watering my giant plantation and I can find her in the saloon when I get back form the mines
He looks ugly with the mustache
i love his lil mustache
i had leah as my person to give a gift to for my first go around
pretty sure i got unbranded wine from abigail in my first year
Always remember , if someone looks, acts or thinks differently than you, they are completely wrong and you are free to beat them.
u only need 5 out of the 6 items u can give em
Haley is savage to me. Can't get on her good side unless I have the right gift
False.
Oh! I totally missed that. TY!
sunflowers cactus and coconuts
Poor Kent. Don't give the guy milk by accident it gives him flashbacks
I’m going for Krobus this time.
That happend to me with a CC bundle as well.
Based
woo
now I want to see that
void egg
Yes! I want him to move in with me and Shane instead of babies lol
does the size of the house increase when upgrading it(in terms of tiles it sits on in the world)
no
no
0
thx
I haven't upgraded the house because I'm not ready for the kids LOL
the sprite changes and the building gets taller but never wider
it gets bigger on the inside but the outside stays the same
so im good building hens right besides it?
yes
some Carpenter magic
u dont need to get ready for them tho
they won't get ♤\■~♤ed if you build them next to your house
They don't take work? Like the farm animals every morning petting them and such. The kids would just be more work
I’ve been thinking bout upgrading my hair but didn’t know bout this
can i like deny the offer of kids from emily i kinda hate them
first day of spring is hereeee woooo
i mean you dont have to
Nice
You can decline
will it lose me hearts with emily
nah
oooooh spring is my fav. I'm about to go into winter
If you remove the crib they won’t even ask anymore
she'll keep asking until u remove the crib tho (go to robin for that)
decay will still occur if you get friendship with them but theres no friendship to lose if you dont interact with them
ahhh nice nice
do the kids get in my way like pets do
They are extra mouths to feed
not really?
sometimes but not really
They can, yes
OMG MY CAT GAVE ME CHEESE
ive had to children and theyve rarely done that
they will if ur house is already too crowded ig ?
TY PANCAKE
Also they are cute and you can put hats on them
Who wouldn't want em children
what a good cat n_n
I think mine gave me algae once
And they go to festivals with you
i can now complete artisan bundle
i don t like children
only time they were a bit annoying is when i was decorating, as they just sat in the places i wanted to put furniture in but they move around a lot so it wasnt a big deal
hmmm. MIght have to have children. I've heard there's a way to get rid of them if I don't like them lol
thats cute but i really want kids to actualyl grow up more, go to school help on the farm smth like that
WHAT
yup! u can
Yeah I'd likd them to help on the farm lol but they stay little
i usually play on 1.5 so i use a mod to get cat gifts n they're so op like what do u Mean my cat brought me a mango sapling 😭
your child will grow up to be emo and hate you in 1.7 (trust)
i mean probably if im marrying seb
can someone send that lil sprinkler set up guide again ❤️ i saw it before but forgot to save
genetics fr
make our kids go through phases, get the whole parenthood experience
My friend named his child “it” because it freaks him out but he wants the achievement
!sprinkler
ayee thank u
that?
yes!
i named mine Ayesha and gayboy
GAYBOY
giving shane a beer at work rn
gayboy omg
gayboy!
Giving Pam a beer before she drives
gayboy 😨
yay i got a keg yay
i love getting drunk in my store job and knocking over every item on the shelves
altough he took forever to grow up and i couldnt remove the crib for the longest time
I think the last time I had kids, they were Trevor and Sylvia or something
I feel bad giving them to him, I give him peppers instead
NOW I NEED QUAL CROPS AND SPRING CROPS BUNDLE
ayesha erotica???
ayesha erotica
OMG YES
jinx
AYYYYY
There is. It's post-CC so can't say more here.
joja is so depressing
fr
my valorant name is an ayesha refrence too but nobody gets it 💔
Thought so. No worries
He also loves pizza
what is ittt
its okay we got u here 👏
literal legend#yeesh
so good
i love omggg
He does, thank goodness. I'd hate to give him more booze when he's trying to swear it off lol
future cypher main yall
literal legend is such a banger
me after buying ever catalog possible

specialty fish bundle❤️
Nice
Usually 1000g for me
imma have to spend 80k on vault now :DDD
feesh
people think im egoistic bc like omg im such a legend
(im broke TwT)
apricot may be nice as well
Make pickles
ALSO I CAN JS
I got a question, how do I get the option to see what the items or or what their names are on mobile
any tips on fishing - when i get to the part where you have to keep the little rectangle where the fish is but i cannot do it, is it just practice?
||GET INFINITE CATS NOW??||
spiler
spoiler
also level helps
kent??? hello??
also i got lv 9
the bar gets bigger every level
Kent is y2+
ohh okay thank you 😄
Trap bobber on the iridium fishing pole helps a ton
theres a training rod that makes the bar bigger so its easier to catch fish
can you buy it from the fish shop?
does that mean i dont have to spoil it
yep
oh kk hehe
Kent is not post cc
im new here idk all the thangs yet
also i saw on yt shorts that u can put ||fish n decor into the cc fish tank once its fixed||
you can complete the CC anytime
oh wait its 1.6 right
I think so
ye it had 1.6 in the title
To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.
something else
hallo 
hi
hiii
hiiiiiiiiiiiii
hii im back
wbb :3c
I have a new coop and a barn but it’s winter in my game , should I buy animals or wait til spring? and if I should buy animals should I be getting a certain amount
ya
remember you need hay for animals
Oh okay I wasn’t sure if it was extra work though since they can’t go outside in winter
unless it's not winter
buy animals buy heater make silo when silo built scythe 90% of ur grass
Yeah I also have a silo
Yeah it just depends on whether you wanna buy hay from marnie all season or not
the 10% will make the map have a zillion grass in spring
so 8 animals
Okay thank you!
or js till ur silo has 200+ hay
thats more than nuff 4 whole season
So alex gave me a gift, and when i gave it back as a gift to him couole days after he goes "this is garbage" like thanks alex for givijg me a garbage gift
peta still hasnt caught me
bro 4 artifact spots on beach lmao
any tips on getting money fast? i feel like im spending all my days trying to get more money but still i need to much more 
fish n farm
what season are you in
after farming go fishing and sell all ur fish unless needed 4 cc
but I always recommend taking hay out of the silo because you just need 1 silo for hay and hay can go into chests
me too😞 that’s why im getting animals to sell their products
awww emily is so cute
another emily fan
Where is the best place in the river to fish for fall fish
fish
ahh okay I have a full silo rn because I built it first and I have a bunch of hay in my chest that Marnie has mailed me
oh if only money grew on trees
she just walked out the door so happy to be here
thats what i need to do but i am still trying to save up for a coop
Animals are near enough passive money. Turn your crops to pickles and wines. Fishing is good. Sell unneeded minerals. Do quests which make you money
it grows from under the ground tho
spring
i just be buying like 4 silos 😭
are you year 1?
😨
BRO U ONLY NEED 1-
get strawberries and sell them
yes
i font wanna be taking them out n storing them all the time tho
😭 I feel like I'm only getting carps and not the fish needed 4 cc
i have 10k and 25k bundle left
What's a good floor of the mines for amethyst nodes?
4 silo simply easier :3
[[Bundles]]
ok nvm either bot is dead or im stupid
i got some at the easter celebration- where else can i get some?
you can only get them in easter unfortunately
nowhere
I wouldn’t worry about getting a coop until either summer or fall and save up your money for on festival day thing and get as many strawberries as you can afford
They sell for a lot

i did this all on the same day 😎
thank you guyssss 
🪦🤖
newspaper n recycler
probably recycling newspapers
get 4-5 more girlfriends
newspapers give cloth???
that will make an event
i know
yep
ohya its like a 10% chance to give cloth when recycling right
bachelorette
date every gender of bachelor at the same time
bachelors, bachelorettes, bachelorthey/thems, every single one of them
bachelothey/thems ❤️
me when i want to gift smth to abigail at night
OMG MOSS PIKMIN
i go into her room and shove a gem into her mouth
the sticker name is dripoatchi...
So uh as I asked previously, is there an option for mobile to see what items give without using them or what they're called by just pressing on them in the inventory like you do on PC?
ngl yeah it was before I started playing pikmin and knew the difference between moss and oatchi
oh

like buffs?
||moss|| is 1.6. Please spoiler tag
Oh woat
Wait
Ye, like for example what food gives or what an item is named
I saw ||moss|| and just went 1.6 spoiler mode. Ignore me 😭😭😭
Since as of now I can only see what an item is named if I pick it up for the first time
After that it's kinda game over
lemme go on mobile rq
Ooo thank you
No problem, thanks again
you can turn off very bright profiles in the settings of discord iirc
when trees drop seeds, can they land on crops and break them?
You're a life saver
np!
Do ||mushroom logs|| drop anything else after placing them near a mahogany tree or is it the same for all trees?
Would be fun
are thede 1.6
fun? 
That would be a nightmare hell nah
Ye, I'd like to experience that for the first time
Frick
mahogany is 1.5
what about ||mushroom logs||
and mushroom trees are random
not mushroom trees
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It reminds me of when a storm came and made a tree fall on my tomatoes
I made tomato sauce of what was left
but ||mushroom logs || are 1.6
It was good
||i just noticed a new lil area north of joja, anyone know what that is?
||
||The quantity of mushrooms produced increases with the amount of Wild Trees—that is, non-fruit trees—in the 7×7 square around||
||that's the place the bookseller stays at||
where can i get mushrooms? i am trying to complete the comunity centre
||bookseller||
I'm getting far to tempted to press on the spoilers knowing full well I'm only at day 20 of my first year in spring
I'm guessing you chose fruit cave then?
What's better, the fruit cave or the mushroom one
same
me lol so new looking at everything like huhhh
mhm same
fruit
ohhh i was wondering where that was okayy
I still haven't chosen anything
Got it thanks

BRO I JS WATCHED A YT SHORT ABT THE ||SC|| POW SOUND AND IT SHOWED 5 BILLION FLYING ENEMIES SPAWN BRO
it do feel like that sometimes 😭
HOW
what do do with coffee bean
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
plant it
alr guys imma hop off disc now byeee
cya
all flying enemies r annoying but theres defo not 5 billion of em spawning at once 😭
Plant it. It gives multiple beans and regrows. Infinite coffee
ight
Can I put two large white eggs ||for bundle|| or one should be black? 😭
Plant it in the greenhouse or in a ||pot|| in a shed or your house for truly Infinite coffee
one brown one white
(I think ||pot|| is a heart event so, spoilered jic)
yah
how many hearts was it again to be able to do flower dance with someone
Not a heart event but locked behind the greenhouse
my greenhouse is screaming rn
4
That's so chaotic
,,,is it possible to speedrun sam to 4 hearts or am i leaving that for year 2 😨
I was about to say
It's possible but not easy
Sam may be one of the easiest tbh as you can buy his loved gifts from day 1, pizza
which weapon is best?
Cutlass
Wood Mallet
Claymore
yes, get a loved irid quality gift and possibly on a birthday for 6 hearts even
Wood mallet
His birthday is not before the y1 dance
is +weight good or bad?
And you can get 4 at most on a birthday, not 6
Just means knock back
Boo
ahhhhh
okay i just got to winter ive cleared all my farm of trees and i have one origianl coop and one big coop with DUCKS
Ducks Carardo,Bonee and Tyron >:D
why wont i get this decor trash can
ooooooo
Void chickens are Cosmo and Jotoo
ducks can swim
YES I GOT IT
NICE
ooooooo
Im getting a horse next 
it only took 8 stone and 5 wood
what year r u on and what season
Spoiler tag for 1.6 content
year 2 and winter and day 16 on sunday
ur getting a horse JUST now
i had a lot of stuff to do
cant spoiler alrdy posted images
so ig im gonna have to delete the image
all over a decor
Yup
should i just sell the beer pam gave me?
How fast do updates normally come to consoles after the pc updates
Is it like a month or two after the pc release?
There's no exact answer cause all updates are differently sized. Whar we know is that CA has issued a few patches after 1.6 to PC to mostly fix glitches so that he can port a clean, working version for consoles
It shouldn't be much longer
Hii everyone!!
I hope its not more than a month, i cant wait much longer
Hey sky
How is everyone
Tired of fishing only green algae
I hate when that happens😩😒
real
How many saves am i allowed to have?
YO SUPER CUCUMBER
HAHAHAHA
ye
bruh
I think it's because it's a spoiler for an event
whats a ||lingcon frenzy||
I didnt even know ||lingcod could frenzie||
Whats a frenzie?
fish event
Cause it's related to later game 1.6 content
||message should tell you, right? probably in the forest||
Spoiler tag 1.6 content please
which
oh mb
i got a lighting rod
Yeah i have 7 rn
How do u get lightning rods?
krill issue.
Foraging lvl 6 recipe
Ooh ok
Also a free one from one of the vault bundles
Ok
This is a warning for what im about to say
why is the word g u i t a r banned tho
sam
???
Dont look if ur under 18
wait...
NO
Lmao
and that's... a spoiler???? even though you can go into his house and see him play it on week 1???
WHY IS HE RIGHT
you can see him play it before you even meet him???
idl
idk
Can I ping you in #archived-update-spoilers with the reason why?
sure 0.o
I have more warnings :0
do all the winter forgables spawn around the map? Ive been looking for some time now and only found 2/4
but they are worse
ive seen some of them in caves before like winter root
WAIT THE ||NIGHTMARKET|| SELLS SPRING SEEDS-
Night market isn't a spoiler
Should I upgrade my tools to gold or spend my money on new buildings or other things , or does it all just depend on personal preference?
It's just a winter festival
gold
Yeah but new people dont know tha t
Please
Read the #rules and don't make inappropriate remarks again.
You see it in your first year. It's not a spoiler and it's not against the spoiler rules
You can freely discuss the night market
The night market is not something that requires spoiler tags - check the pins for more info!
bro ISTG haley rings up the quest board for a SUPER CUCUMBER
Okay im sorry I won't make any more inappropriate remarks
im gonna do smth
??
The item delivery quests are always so funny. "Please bring me a cactus to rub on my sore knee
" Like what 😭
oh wait
Dating time
Clearly that is the best way to fix it 😂
Haley asked me for an aquamarine but said FOR GIRLS ONLY
RUNNING TO PIERRE RN
haley is legit like i want a super cucumber from a cute guy
RUN LITTLE GINGERBREAD MAN
LIKE HALEY IF U AINT WANNA TALK 2 ME THEN U AINT HAVIN THIS
SHIT ITS A WEDNESDAY IM GONNA CRY
ayo
JUST 750
Abi plays drums and flute and the farmer plays the mini-harp <3
And i forgor who plays the drums-nvm
I wuv them
ooh my crabs gave me 3 seaweed :D
the whole band is my dearest blorbos
Awesome lmao! Glad they could help 
i have nothing to do in SDv
have you tried decorating your farm
The event for that is wild
Have you tried playing it
Fr
It's a rather easy one tbf
IM NOT RICH BRO
Is your farm all decorated?
i literally had a stock of those
How would i decorate it?
i have too much to do in sdv lol
Guys why did ||an owl statue randomly show up on my farm||
Also i need one of every item
I usually just save everything I mine
At least it’s not like some of them where, “no, the ones you already have in a box aren’t good enough. I demand New ones!”
wat da heck
So I typically have them by now
Just take it in
place furnitures and shi
I have nothing to place
get stuff 2 place
Trees, flowers, paths 😂 idk I'm not creative. I'm in year 7 of my farm and only one part is done
omggg. when this first happened to me i was so mad bc im pretty sure it was one of those 2 day ones
im gonna get decor after i get my priorities
and i was banking on using ones i had
Fair enough
I need to make my farm more automated my daily routine in this game is so long ☹️
MY GAY ASS
hi!
i forgot to play sdv
SOME KIDS ARE LOOKUNG AT WOMEN
It's so nice when everything just does it by itself
Search up mods
Specifically automate
hi welcome
Infront of me still in class
hi hi

and i looked
Indeed it does
yay 3rd book for library
And got flashed
huh
On switch 
whats the purpose of the books
somehow my game volume went to 100 overnight and i was blasted w the opening music
IM IN LESBIAN SHOCK
?
im confused rn
idk
the kids in front of me in class were looking at insta girls-
oh nice

idk how i progressed in y1 on my first save w/o getting so distracted
or stayed productive
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
wh
oh i need taters aswell
same
That’s a 1.6 thing
no but like 1.5
im gonna buy 20 parsnips
what are the use of the books
oh the lost books
ok ill buy a billion
i had to plant around 40-50
yea
Using fertilizer helps with that, I think
i mustve beenlucky w the quality bundle cuz it my first harvest or smth 😭
Lucky.. I was stressing with the pumpkins 😭
What are the best money crops for fall?
sweet gem berries are caca
So real
I said with right setup
what is the right setup
helloooo
Just cause it’s less money than af and harder than pumpkins doesn’t mean it’s bad
Thank you
I made like 90k from pumpkins so i would do that
Dude please. They're asking for advice on crops. They're not gonna have this "Ideal" setup for sgb
Do not recommend that
Pumpkins are generally the best tho
And that's post CC which can't be mentioned here
my non stardew friends are rating stardew girls
Please delete that
My bad
haley on top!!!
I, in fact, have not purchased any rare seeds lol
yea then cranberries are the way to go
so cant even do that if i wanted to
It's worth getting 2, 1 for the stardrop and 1 for shipping
Does anyone know if there is a way to play Stardew Valley on PC without having to install it? I usually play on the Switch but want to play the Update already and don't have admin rights for the PC
way less effort and you get 1101 profit per crop
Im already on day 5 so I'll just wait till i have the greenhouse to plant those
Wait sgb are post cc

How would you play without installing?
no
Then why u tell me to delete?
Run it from an external drive or something
Oh my bad
I didn’t break the rules!
Days with out breaking the rules: 1
which
Uh no idea how any of that works tbh. #vanilla-tech-support may be able to give you a better answer maybe?
Thanks ;D
reading sam's marriage dialogue is putting me off from marrying him but i must see it thru cuz theres nobody else 
he likes leah and haley
good
now hes taking which stardew valley girl are you quiz
What dialogue?
hes harsh on maru
no
yes
I'm literally sitting in the middle of a thunderstorm with Sebastian right now-
I say pommer
||farming xp is already so easy, no need for a book||
OMG MY BF
I got farming to max level before anything else and I'm not even farming like that
bro im gotting fishing lv 10 b4 any other 😭
"The ocean is best enjoyed alone, don't you think?" SEBASTIAN WE COULD BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AT ANY MOMENT
I got farming then mining, next will probably be fishing then foraging and then combat for me
going to ur moms house just for lunch is crazy when u live on a farm n can make ur own stuff 
I’m year 6 and have fishing 8
The seed is literally cheaper from Pierre lmao.It's 6k
HOW
ALSO BRO LEWIS SAID i wonder who repaired the quarry bridge

HMM I WONDER WHO
It was krobus
MAYBE THE ONLY PERSON THAT HAS BEEN CONTRIBUTING TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER
That’s why I do joja
i bought 30 melon seeds
All you need is yams
also an eel for 500 bucks
Spoiler 1.6|| so how good is that green rain thingy?||
It's pretty nice
i was such a funny event
Spoiler tag 1.6 content
changed im sorry 
I thought 1.6 has been out a long time I havent played STDV in a long time and freshly got back
It's been out for a month, but it's only out on PC
Console and mobile players still dont have access to it
ohhh I didnt know
Soon after they do, the spoiler restrictions will likely be lifted
also wait STDV is out on mobile?!
Yes, on 1.5.6 but it doesn't have multiplayer
thats so COOL
Bro it’s on Tesla
My car can play Stardew valley lol
SDV 1.5 came out on mobile over 2 years after it came out on pc
the trash decoration thing is new?
It is
nice
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how do i get crab pots?
what bundle gives crystalarium
Crafting or buying from willy after fishing lvl 3
25k vault bundle
Miner or geologist?
cant
why
Miner
only minerals
oh for god sake
Break the economy
no forage spawns when im actively foraging </3
You can only put the items in the minerals tab in crystalariums, with the exception of the prismatic shard
i just got my first chickens in the coop, am i meant to be feeding them somehow? i have hay in a silo but am i meant to manually giv e it to them
!feed
i know i should pet them every day already

