#🎙・server-chat
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green joker pretty decent
groker burglar pairslop 🤤
do NOT let this opinion out to the goldstake folks they’ll hang you for this opinion
yall ever bit your phone so hard that the glass screen protector cracks a little or is that just a me problem
i just saw it on the play store too and came right here to see if anyone has talked about it. the worst part is they are using AI art assets. i'm pretty sure they just ripped and stole the love2D codebase from the original balatro. this feels more than just a copy, it's malicious and has to be illegal. can we do something about this?
sorry why are you eating your phone
ok so my hands were full and i needed a flashlight where else you you put it for a firm grip but your mouth
to those confused: search "balahtro" on play store for android users. there is a stolen and copied version of the original and they use AI art pretty much for everything. the app is marked early access so we can't even leave reviews, so don't bother downloading. the app says it contains ads and i imagine it is riddled with them.
mods can we do anything about this
should i @ someone at playstack?
oh livs typing nvm
Thank you for letting us know - We are aware of the app and dealing with this btw 😄
when you get a job at playstack do you have to change your last name to stack
Yaaa thank you all, it's been passed onto the correct team at Playstack to deal with
Yes it's a legal requirement
what crosses the line between legal and not legal?
like balala jokerpoker (the actual game) is considered legal because it’s legally distinct enough no?
the problem with legality in these situations, among many of course, is that the platforms that host them try to act as middlemen
my god the thunk is online
Hey buddy
...hi?
How are you doing
hey
it’s thunks alt obviously duh 🙄
Hey buddy
should i stream guys

balatro
balatro
balatro
balatro
balatro
Balatro
Ortalab
I'm addicted to Flush, what do I do?
play checkered deck
Go to rehab (abandoned deck)
or do opioids (mods)
nothing
pair spam
do
Kr Chicot is addicted to full house
Uranus
I just got this game. I am already in love
I hope u had absolutely nothing important to do over the next month
Want some advices to get started ? Well dont ask me
Cuz apparently im bad at this game
Good morning lad
Good morning to you lad
Hyd ?
What is some general advice
All the guide videos I found kinda expected you to know the basics already
Well uh
The basics u say ? I mean, theres not that many things to say
U just learn by yourself over time
And then u can get into tutorials to get even better
So far my favorite way to build is to really buff up low card count hands
Honestly doing pretty good bro hbu?
If I were you get some coffee bro
Let Jimbo guide the way
I'm fine (and i dont drink coffee)
#grape_plant_boss_blind
+2x multi for the first played face card
Thanks
Anytime
Hello all, I have determined that 7 is the worst rank
Immediately after writing this I accidentally turned my good card into a 7 with Death
amazing to know
wouldnt it be funny is someone rn sent something in ceremonial dagger
so I almost did that when clicking into the server
Canio ?
Yorick?
What a great meeting
Yes precisely
yo anyone wanna try multiplayer 2v2 i know yall probably tried multiplayer befoee but 2v2 is better and more fun
That’s real
@drifting kraken hi
:D
wrong chat xD
Do you want to play PVP Balatro?
(Without the mod)
Its simple, we decide a seed, deck, time limit and stake, and we try to score the best hand possible in the first 8 antes (Restarts allowed) . Then we send screen pics of the YOU WIN!/GAME OVER screen to eachothers DM (before the time limit) and see who wins.
oh tuff idea
do you want to play?
whats your high score?
math enthusiast omg🥹✌🏻
not even e lol
guys have u try to play 1 plan and invisible love baron too bad?
ok respectfully, I would 90% win
and make the game another way around
balala
damn local thunk went radio silent for nearly a year huh
hope he's cooking up sth funny
idc if its big if its funny then im all good
What if 1.1 was the pairs we played along the way
hello everyone
Or he's dead
He is probably creating new game
Called QISH
But who am i to know
I like cheese
No shit
No they said they like cheese, not shit
Gotcha forky
<@&1133519078540185692>
Why don't you do
Wanna play Roblox with me ?
what game?
Can we add friend first
well i keep my friends list to people i know so mabye not sorry!
Ok
Ñ hello good day
allo :D
Win a run with yellow deck
Can be any stake difficulty
what if Photograph had to "develop" over a few rounds when you picked it up
both visually and in effect
either by limiting retriggers or starting at 1.25x, 1.5x, 1.75x up until it's normal
thats a good idea highk
it's a cool concept but it would just make photograph, an already mid joker, worse
i agree that photo is overplayed but it's tiring to see it so easily carry midgame
which is why I was debating on penalizing triggers or times mult
it doesnt, not without chad.
new joker idea: the gambler
9% chance to 10x score, 90% to set score to 0, 1% to literally just kill you
isnt that what you do the whole game?
pakala mi a 
hi so like for literally no reason at all i boot up the game and all my progress is there, i have my profile with all my unlocks, but none of my decks are there. when i click play it throws me into the tutoiral seed. please help.
also all my graphics settings/settings in general were reset ??
nvm! apparently i just had to complete the tutorial
why did jimbo jumpscare me like that
Guys where can I post a screenshot of my current run asking for help?

run discusion, i think
Yes, thank you
Hello
I like cheese
crazy
yo chat,should i buy balatro? (idk nothing about poker)
you don’t need to know anything about poker! the only poker related thing in the game is the types of hands
i’d personally say watch some content on it before you buy it (that’s what i do with games if there’s no demo available) but to each their own
if you like roguelikes pick it up 100%
tbh i dont think i ever played a roguelike except for dead cells,imma watch some videos abt it and see if i like it
you only need to know poker hands tbh and the game has a list of all of the playable poker hands with the standard 52 deck of cards
other than that, its less about the poker aspects and more about deck management, financial management and strategic thinking
it took me a couple years to jump into the game fully even though ive had it since it released basically
i think i'll wait for a sale
balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatro
yes
if you like numbers go brr then youll like balatro
if youre unsure if youll like it, you can always watch some more casual videos of people playing
but imo its a game that you play first then want to see how people play
Me parece muy buen juego, tengo mas de 100 horas en la version para PS4.
Tengo cierta discusion sobre que tan necesario era esa escena cuando Jimbo y Triboulette junto a Perkeo se besan en el capitulo 11 parte 4.
Muy buen rpg mundo abierto y entretenido como se utiliza la magia en este.
Adoro todos sus coleccionables y el Lore detras de cada uno, amo este juego tan lindo.
Estoy esperando que LocalThunk entregue el dlc que traera 200 horas mas de juego.
AT: -Orbisramone-
I think it's a great game; I have over 100 hours in the PS4 version.
I have some doubts about how necessary that scene was when Jimbo and Triboulette, along with Perkeo, kiss in Chapter 11, Part 4. It's a very good open-world RPG, and the way magic is used is entertaining.
I love all the collectibles and the lore behind each one; I love this lovely game.
I'm waiting for LocalThunk to release the DLC that will add another 200 hours of gameplay.
AT: -Orbisramone-
thank you for this
Who can give me the latest version of Balatro in APK format? (I don't have any money, sorry)
🥀
omg it's the
🫖 ✝️ ⏰
anyways

xd
it's pot-christianality-three-o-clock?
its tea cross clock time
do you have roadblocks
(roblox)
A fellow cheese enjoyer 🤝
not giving
Hey everyone 👍
Life when marq and robbi upload
Getting Jimbo tattooed on Tuesday, can't wait 🥹
Actually fire
Just the standard Jimbo, getting it on the back of my hand 😃
Gonna have x4 on everything
Oh i hope it doesn't cost 4 times as much 😂

Almost there buddy
Albera
Yorick
Did you know the name Yorick means farmer
No no I
I am human
Not jimbo
Jimbo is another guy
Or gal
Or thing
I dont freakin know, that being scares me
AAAAAAAAH
how do i get to the tab to download the engines to run mods
Alas, poor Yorick!
What
I'm reading this book for my english class where the main character plays yorick in a play
I keep thinking of balala
El balalito
Is it hamlet
By shakespeare
Shush
No, they found @elder hemlock ‘s joker yaoi polycule fanfiction
Bro 🥀
the character is in hamlet yes
Ok
HELLO LOL
Hai

its your favourite piece of bread guys hello
Guys give me ur id number, credit card information, age, name, last name and money
So i can tell whcih balatro joker you are
Are you guys play gambonanza game inspired by balatro?
Just did
Great game
Would recommend
Worth for buy?
I mean if you like chess and roguelikes
Yeah
Its fun
6 $ is a pretty good deal for that game imho
If you liked it and you like chess-based game, id suggest Pawnbringer
Not a lot of content, but its a good game imo
I just tried it for 1 hour but I forgot to play it and it just disappeared,, 🥲
I will try it thanks bro
does double showman do anything
no, the effect does not stack

Hi guys get some dumb ideas while sitting on toilet
Gameplay idea: inversed/alternative enchencments
- bonus card - remove 1 mult (if more then 7) for some chips
- mult card - remove some chips with giving extra mult
- wild card - cannot be debuffed and always score {inspired from uno lol}
- glass card - x3 mult 1 in 3 to not score
- stone cards - give mult but not chips
- lucky card - when scored gives 1 dollar and 4 mult , 1 in 4 to remove enchencment
- gold card - -1$ , gives x1.5 mult when held in hand or 1$ when played
- steel card - gain x0.1 mult when held in hand
What do yall think
Joker cheater: takes 10% of your chips and transfers them to multi
how about useless card - counts as any suit
mild card
why does my cursor dissapear when i open balatro
Jimbo ate it
chomp
Smells worse over here than a dozen of rotten eggs dropped in a vat of vinegar
Booty
booty booty, rocking everywhere?
Hear ye, hear ye! Queen justinia executes two dozen noblemen for insubordination!
uhhh it has its own cursor
that circle thingy
what circle
Is this tuff
No am human
Am?
your only human, afterall
Dont put your blame on me
Meck meck
bro said meck meck 🥀
Don’t put the pain on me
Blame
Close enough
Nuh uh
Uh huh
I l Bltr
🦄
Meck meck
h
hi cba
hi
hi
Is balatro balatrez here?
ggs to the british man
I might've been the only one that saw his sacrifice
I'll be one to tell the tale
well I had a naninf run going ante32 forgot to move burgler and lost to cerulean bell

What if Chaos Theory was canon?
Chicot bro
Ñ
You chicot fuck yourself
insert Gunna writing fire GIF
What is the best way to complete purple chip but I’m on 2 colour deck with only hearts and spikes
we got jim balatro ig
yo im creating a balatro story and i need someone to create a github for just a picture
like just a repository only
i cant be bothered to relogin into my github, it's linked to mine
alr ykw I'll do it myself
I believe in u
hey
I’m trying to unlock gold stake on erratic deck, I’ve finished orange stake ante 8 like three times now
Why isn’t it working?
How do I do this
Oh apparently there’s a known issue with mobile unlocks
Not sure if that’s still the case
making repos on android is a pain honestly, but I've got basically everything done besides 1 folder with 2 files
this is by no means, a balatro mod made on android, it literally does not work
why, can't it just get taken down
why this server is full obsessed of balatro
Balatro is for the weak
Bcz this is a server for balatro players
person walks into a bar
"Why is this place full with alcohol?"
The price of the game on Google Play changed for me from ~$14 to ~$7 (converted to usd), is this a discount or a permanent change?
I don’t play Balatro tho
FNAF world refreshed
dead cells more like terraria
Uhh
Minecraft
a man walks into a bar
the construction worker nearby says “watch your head shitsmear we’re working here”
do y'all play nubby's number factory..
its really not
once you actually learn how it works its pretty awesome
i assumed it was like suika game+2048
apparently not so i may need to do some research…
you just make number go up
just like balatro!
hell yeah..
roguelike+big number=good
i wish i could actually send videos here so i can show you how fucking crazy this game can get but
yk
you can in #🃏・off-topic
Merry Christmas
does somebody here know balatro
Can someone please answer
what's that
does anyone know a John balatro
what do we think about roffle lite
Wat yall talkin bout?
roffle lite is such a cutie m8
does anyone remember the flexispot ad in a video when he was sitting on the desk as it raised
and he just did a little wave
cool sale for balatro
Balatro bargain sale

Albert
WHATS the best build i should go for im new and have 0 wins
Does anyone else experience Discord showing something called "UV Slayer Playground" while playing Balatro, It was supposed to show balatro...
I'm scared 😨

who wanna make coms for me while im playing balatro
I'm jonkling it 👲
the best build is the one you can find. prioritize money. try to work your deck towards one suit and as few ranks as you can manage
I KNEW IT
i'm having this issue too, so don't worry you're not compromised or anything
what to do when you got hacked and need to get back into a server?
thank god
i nearly freaked out seeing that so i know its not just me now at least
were you playing modded or vanilla
(just want to see if it was balatro mod manager doing this to me, or the base game)
im seeing no results anywhere about wtf uv slayer playground is
Make sure you secure your account first, then (assuming you got banned) probably try to get in contact with the mods/admins of said server for an unban
yeah it's been secured
just tested by uninstalling BMM completely and all my mods, and it seems to be the basegame
is anyone else having this issue
of discord detecting balatro as "UV Slayer Playground"
Now im not getting ANY notifications of any kind when i'm being dm'd
Balato
Balala
bajatrooo
People who start with “I love it when” or “I find it so hilarious when” never cease to say the funniest, most relatable thing ever
i love it when people start their sentences like that
I find it so hilarious when they do that yeah
I too am im this episode
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday, Mimikyu, happy birthday, to me
Happy birthday
Hope you have a great day
And tons of cake and gifts
Balala
Its finnaly done. ive completed balala, c++ is finished
Why tf were your pronouns the n word
One piece ahh ending
none of the files have a hint of lua in them
i dont even know lua at all
Rick: Gurt
Rlly? It makes whatever they are about to say less funny to me
Surely that’s not true
🎂
Guys, i found clone of balatro on crazygames called cardlike, what do yall think of it
c++ in cardlike hell yeah
guys im way too addicted to this game
Never too much balala
thought you said labubu
I would never speak of such a foul and demented being
hia ive been trying to score naneinf with plasma, burglar, serpent, unseeded... I need antimatter and 1x ecto for 7 jokers, right? How many hands do I need from burglar, therefore how many of the 7 jokers need to be blues/brains (instead of multiple mimes/barons)?
watch sum Roffle videos, try to recreate it, worked for me
4 blueprints
with 4 blues/brains burglar will make +15 hands... and you'll have at least 4 base hands and 9 handsize... each hand you play 1 card and draw 3 meaning increase hand by 2 cards... 9 + (4+15)*2 = 47 cards in hand vs serpent
but yeah 41 cards in hand with just 3 blues/brains... and I don't think that's enough
I think that checks out with the videos I've been watching. It estimates 44 red steel kings in hand. Thank you
Kinda feel like I'm going insane figuring this out, but I think my strategy is super close now
Am I understanding it correctly?
nope
lol

Me too
yo friends
knowers of things
does judgement use the same pool as the shop? or seperate
wdym by "pool"?
everything has a "queue", the shop queue is separate from the judgement queue, but the same jokers are available in both.
My Jimbo tattoo is done.. its all wrapped atm so I'll show you all when I get home
balatro
Seperate. And it resets each ante
but within same ante, doesn't matter when you use judgement, you'll receive stuff in the same order
heard ty thing knower
so is that supposed to be a problem?
This game is amazing btw
Hey uh can someone help me, i was playing balatro (ios) and i beat red deck on gold stake but it didnt say i did when i left the round nothing saves anymore, same happened when i unlocked gold ticket
5863NH7N
every wheel of fortune i used hit?
wait does seed manipulate those odds?
pår balatro sale balatrito balala
random outcomes are all set by seed
so if you play the same seed and make the same plays you'll get the same outcome
alright cool then
it was weird i just kept getting them
How does this work with tarot cards? Like when I have, for example, Empress in my consumable, I can't get empress in the shop. So what happens if I'm supposed to get empress in the shop? Does it skip to the next tarot card in the seed?
I thought it just randomized it for the slot. Same with jokers, I thought it randomized another one of the same rarity. But honestly I don't know, that's just what the game hallucinates lmao
uhhh game 
balatro is not a real thing
“I swear those cards had faces on them!”
why do you keep remembering...
that's just a deck of cards...
(also hi tsareena)
Unless you dont have a card that appears in the seed unlocked
https://youtu.be/tksJbDi38tQ?si=wjT15dLoTYrVZTWc
I have aquired knowlage about this cover of the music of thine entertaintment
it flows so utterly wonderfully, i cannot begin to explain how im incapable of pulling myself away of this experaince
oh shucks, the links are disallowed i see
i shall explain then what the thing i speak of is
"Balatro OST in the style of Masayoshi Takanaka"
i do not know this "Masayoshi Takanaka" but i now must enqure further about their creation
icl its peak🙏
Takanaka is such a wonderful artist
Please listen to more of their stuff
yeah takanaka is truly one of the most remarkable artists of the last 50 years
hey
10/10 lengendary feed pull 🙏
love that guy
Holy shit this might be the best thing I've read all day
Me and my homie always bump Brasilian Skies in the car
Can ancient joker select the suit that is not in the deck?
is the chicot glitch patched in steammodded?
i thought castle worked like that too no?
I dont trust people who copy blueprint with brainstorm instead of copying brainstorm with blueprint
guys i have developed tinnitus but instead of hearing ringing i hear balatro’s soundtrack
anyone wanna play a challenge run in balatro multi player
israel
meow meow meow balatro meow
There's multiplayer?
Gulp
with mods
I'll have to look it up. That's really cool.
Oof could have been worse
At least it was to good music
Balatro was very intricately crafted by the Soviet Union and was malware in disguise and was used for selling more microwaves to Southern Europe
nah but do join and play this tho
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1496164475177402409
or you could try 2v2 in balatro
its more of like if they don't allow it then it hurts the modding side of the community
What the heck is "tinnitus"???
Permanent ringing in your ear
Well that’s harder
And there’s no vcs in this stuff
there is vc servers provided but you could also type lol
ngl most people that plays are usually pros because they nearly do it everyday
Never played tbh
try it
Multi player all least
Also I’m not really good either
it really doesn't matter
if you really want to try it there's a spot right now
Oh I’m working
Okay
no hahaha
ok
i prefer my computer not to have malware
You good man? I've seen you spam about 2v2 a lot and people don't really seem appreciative
don't think mentioning once per day is alot but yeah im mad, people can't hop off the github shit when again and again i said you don't have to use it and it'll be on github next update
I've seen you post the same message in multiple channels within a couple minutes, including some slow moving channels (like #🎙・server-chat and #⚙・modding-off-topic). In my opinion, that is actually a lot of messages
Yeah i post it in different channels once per day heck i didn't even say shit inside off topic today
wow
i am threatening you right now, as soon as the repo comes out and there's NO virus i WILL be pinging you every day to remind you that there's NO VIRUS and you BETTER check the code everyday for virus
what
people can't hop off the github shit when again and again i said you don't have to use it and it'll be on github next update
People don't like downloading a random zip from a random discord server without being able to view the code first. There were (are?) some other people distributing their mods through discord zips, and the community also didn't appreciate them doing it
Though, from the very little I've seen people interact with you, I'm not sure a github repo is your biggest issue. People have repeatedly asked you to stop and you didn't seem to be taking the hint
I can understand people not liking file but you don't have to mention it everyday especially when i clearly stated when it's coming out, there are also other official ways that is 100% guarenteed safe to play. Im not sending the file every second or at all im legit just asking to play a gamemode
i have only sended the file once btw and its because people asked for it
and also pretty sure you don't even have to wait for repo you could legit just scan the files with virustotal or something
i should just calm down
Hi there, I’m a long-time Balatro player on Android. I’ve noticed several issues listed in the 'known bugs' section and believe I have the technical background to help resolve some of them. Could you please redirect me to the appropriate developer channel or technical contact to discuss this further? Thanks for your time!
oh idk
I feel like you're missing my point, especially when you're sending messages saying this
i am threatening you right now, as soon as the repo comes out and there's NO virus i WILL be pinging you every day to remind you that there's NO VIRUS and you BETTER check the code everyday for virus
like ???
I don't think a github repo, or a possible virus, or server rule 11 are really your issue. I think they're being brought up because people are getting annoyed and/or they don't feel like they're being listened to. I wouldn't be surprised if someone starts calling the mods at some point. I say try to tone down the advertising for a bit and try to not take things too personal (even if that's difficult)
okay ill try and tone down
ik but i need a specific contact to work with
pretty sure there's none
Heya! I'd personally love for some long-standing bugs in Balatro to be fixed myself. If I could put in a PR, I would've put in a couple already. Unfortunately, Thunk doesn't really take code feedback. There's a section in #🙋・frequently-asked about it
I am a Musician / Artist / Translator / Tester
I am not looking for any help to work on Balatro at this time
maybe mod mail?
hmm
dunno maybe I'll just reverse engineer it and make some fixes cuz i got no idea what to do instead
If you, for some reason, think you do have something to send Thunk that he would appreciate, there's a personal email in #🙋・frequently-asked message
okay I'll try to contact him
But I'd keep the "I am not looking for any help to work on Balatro at this time" in mind
its like he doesnt even need to, i could do it by myself but i cannot publish it 😭
so is playstack the one in charge of android or is thunk the one in charge of android but only changes?
wdym by "in charge of"
Why is #ceremonial-dagger so tempting 😭 😭 😭
i thought the exact same thing
The balala grind never stops
hi all
dont make me argue pls
bruh
yall flush v pair is NOT that deep
I have not played balatro in months and i am still 1 joker from completing c++
flushes are good for those who are starting out, pair is for the more advanced players
Hiya folks
sure cavendish is objectively better, but ya couldn’t have gotten there without the gros michel
flushes are trash garbage pairs are broken as gell
2 pairs are my michel 🙄
my friend stands on the hill that ace high straights are the best hand ever
loves superposition that one
i try to get mfs on the pair meta but they jus don’t listen 😞
let everyone play how they want or however they say it
the flush pill is addictive and hard to get over
Istg other play stack games don't have communities this dumb like seriously I doubt the abiotic factor server is like this. Also y'all are forgetting straights
i got off mine like a month or two ago around the time i joined here
me when the big game has dumb people
straights are good, but the current meta has pairs at the top
Sorry I'm one of them
larger sample size = larger variety
maybe
Me dumb
the problem why everyone argues is that rogue like players are split between “trying to have fun” and “trying to play optimally”
ii reference or am i too oscpilled
Reference to a YouTuber named jeany collects
Or something close
Is there a channel for self promo ??
this is so true actually
ive noticed this in nullscape too
and maybe isaac but i feel like tboi is mostly optimalslop
hi
optimize your fun
if only we agreed on that 😞
tuff choices
Think Balatro
thinks about it if you die you don’t to play balatro…
true
That’s true…
I could dress as John Balatro
where do i find multiplayer lobbys ?
if so, i'm gonna be stuck on Ante 6 forever 
hell would be black deck gold stake. heaven would be ghost deck white stake
yo what deck would you guys recomend to a reletivly new player?
ok cool im using yellow edck
yea
i want to win with yellow so i can get the spectral deck i think
orange dexk
ok nice choice
why doesn't this server have voice channels?
too hard to moderate
yeah that
hi
hai
balatro taught me all the poker hands ngl
poker taught me all the balatro hands ngl
hands taught me all the balatro poker ngl
taught hands me all the balatro poker ngl
playing cards taught me all the balatro ngl
poker taught me all the balatro hangs ngl
poker taught me all the poker hands
taught me all the balatro poker hands ngl
taught poker all the balatro hands ngl
poker all taught ngl the hands balatro
Its my birthday yeppe
balatro balatro balatro poker balatro
Balatro on my birthday is gona be peak
I can't believe balatro was so popular they made a spin off game using the hands of the game
my favorite part of balatro was when john b. latro said "its balatroing time" and ba'd and la'd all over the tro :3
Happy B-day
I'm jonkling it 🏌️♂️
balala
balatro
Time to play the Balatro
I’m excited
I haven’t played in weeks!
Jumping in joy
balatro multiplayer??
Balatro
I just placed an order for the Balatro playing cards
my husband got them for me as a wedding gift
That's an interesting wedding gift for sure.
he's an interesting man and I couldn't be happier
we've said balatro 171878 times
+1 mult for everytime someone says Balatro
How many chips for all that mult?
let's say chips = number of users in this server
hmm ok
173362 members
oh ok
Let me do the math
That means we got a score of 29,797,113,836
Round up and it's basically 30 million
Almost
Card
yo ive never done balatro multiplayer before and i might actually have to go soon so im not sure if i can do a whole game, but would someone wanna do a vanilla lobby with me in multiplayer mod? its my first time ever but ive actually watched countless hours of balatro multiplayer content on youtube
i can dm the code if u wanna play ive made a lobby :)
Hi guys
Wow, how did i join a balatro modding discord before the official, thats crazy
Did any of yall get a sudden dm from someone asking to join some balatro competition?
Asking cuz im just curious, im not even active in this server
I didn't
If you think it's sus, I would suggest talking to a mod about it and showing them screenshots.
Ceremonial dagger looks tempting
Im big black and gay
Hello does anyone have a clue whether Balatro Mobile Maker still functions? There is a czech translation mod for PC/Steam that i'd like to make work on mobile so my mom is able to play on her phone
hi chat
Sorry about that, I didn’t mean to scare ya 💀
I usually reach out to people I see talk in here when I do check this server
balatro
Hey folks
where do i play illogicalapple's desmos balatro
agreed
wut it that
Balala
later
Okay
What’s the update for
the game
the game that makes you joker
bralatro
i hate the fucking #ceremonial-dagger dagger channel
i keep almost msging in it
like come on
what if i get banned
then remove it from your channel list and mute it forever
hello
good idea
some guy named illogicalapple made balatro on desmos graphing calculator
Hello
Poop
Me who was just in the bathroom 

Can madness joker show up after black stake (eternal jokers start appearing)?
Yes
yes
the way it works is it still gains mult but doesn’t destroy the eternal joker
having multiple eternal madnesses is a thing
it's also very, very fun
Could someone help me? I bought the game yesterday and I have a good computer, 32GB of RAM, a Ryzen 7, and a 5060, but for some reason the game is overloading my PC, causing lag, and even using 100% of my graphics card. What could be happening? It doesn't make sense; it's a simple game.
sure, if you wanna message me i'll see if I can help
when I select the server after refreshing it pops up immediately
Anyone try gambonanza yet
yea
i had mixed opinions
i liked the idea of it though
ok I feel very dumb coming here to ask this, but I just got the game and can't understand this mechanic. I got the blue joker that was supposed to give me chips based on the cards left but how exactly that works? I keep getting like 8 chips after each game, no matter where I place the joker, I'm doing something wrong?
Hmm I'll check it out later then
Im addicted to ball pit rn
Thank you neko arc burunyaaa
for every card that remains in you deck, you gain 2 chips on the joker. since you start a base hand with 44 cards left in deck (52 cards in deck minus 8 that are drawn to hand) you should have +88 chips for blue joker. if you should discard, which for the sake of rounding let’s say you discard 4 cards in hand, 4 more get drawn from your deck, leaving you with 40 cards left in your deck and thus +80 chips
please ask me to clarify if i explained poorly
but when I get that chips? I understand the math you explained but I won like 6 games having him active but no extra chips, just like 7 per round
ohhh just saw it happening lol, sorry
my dumb ass though chips was the money
I loveeee hitchhiker
Anybody got an opinion on the worst joker?
hit the road
jk
It’s the only one I haven’t gotten yet tho
Idk why I just keep forgetting to get it
Seance
It's not bad at what it does it's just the use for it is sooooo limited
Or it could be a skill issue for me
Personally, green joker
Mad
Green joker and burgular goes hard
Green Joker and Square Joker have soloed so many runs for me
I'm sorry green joker is just shit and I stand ten toes and 10 fingers on that
Oh dear you stand on your fingers
I think I understand now
An orangutan has found Balatro
hiker, seance or 8ball for me
I restart every run I see that stupid ass card in a buffoon pack
Just use any other card 😭
Son 💀
It scales as you play hands, which is often
discarding is for chumps just play every card ever tbh
Yeah grabber with nacho hand along with burgular and you are looking at 10 hands per round
On blue deck
Lower then blue stake
That's why I said it's probably a skill issue for me, because chances are if you think a joker is trash it's probably a skill issue on your end
any card that scales up can't be considered the worst joker
A lesson I had to learn in this game reallll quick
Why should I give up on discards just for +1 mult? Its a slow crawl for mult when I could use supernova, gros michel, hell even red card!
Worst joker is wen I don’t like it
The worst joker is the joker that doesn't fit the build
I only did gold stake on yellow deck I am a newborn Balatro player
Red card is also good if you are a bonus bouncer (always taking bonus packs)
I also do that as well
Spamming Yellow Deck rn actually
I LOVE MONEY
red card is probably tied with pants for best +mult card in game for me
Plasma deck is also really fun when you get a stuntman
I haven't unlocked it yet but is satellite even useful? I've read the wiki description and it sounds a little flat for a joker so hard to get
I don't have to when I can play YELLOW DECK ❤️
Mfw: boss tag
a dream come true
Mfw YELLOE
If only ghost picks the right joker
gost
Imagine if we can hybrid jokers
joker mpreg
crazy
whatever you say bro ✌️
How do u spell words
👍
I forgot about flowerpots existence, I take back everything about green joker
I forgot about ur existence tbh
Flowerpot is actually the worst joker, it's only good for 4oak and 5flush
Gordo slime
I'm due a pfp change but I can't draw
Flowerpot haters when they realize they can use splash with it
I like slime rancher 2 but the colours r so bright it burns my retinas
Or wildcards
Hey man
So the bot you sent me
Was a scam bot
It tried to get my wallet info
I did not send that
what
Did you actually click on the link a random spam bot sent into the chat
😭
I thought you sent it
Man
DONT CLICK ON RANDOM LINKS FROM PEOPLE FFS
10 feral hogs are approaching you as we speak
MEDIA LITERACY 101
me when i lie
Bruh
flowerpot can be used for a few different hands
eg straught
and theres worse joker
s
idol

I forgot what flower pot does tbh
it does the thing
I haven’t played in months I just came here because I was bored sorry guys
I will play tomorrow maybe
3x mult if hand has 4 different suits
For the bros
me too
Oh yeah that one
Never used it myself
it is quite bad
I have used idol as "Idolchad" where you just play high level pairs towards the Idol
Actually I did like once
you're fine as long as you didn't provide any personal details
it kinda sucks but it worked a few times for me
even then seems really lackluster
Okay good, the moment it asked for my wallet, I closed the ticket
you still gotta draw the specific card
I am catching strays about scamming people 😭
I'm sorry man
I called the bot a bum too
nah it’s fine lol
time to play Pokémon mystery dungeon
goodbye chums
snek 3 is so interesting
i love snek 3
balatro
So true
lon mute
what
toki pona
ok
meow
art thee a furry?
i do
grace >>> nullscape
grace should come back
but i guess thats what happens when the lead dev quits due to threats
i doubt
but who onows
theyre prob open sourcing it
i got this too
Balatro
Holy shit that's actually genius
did bro not know this
people usually don’t use it because it really doesn’t combo well a good chunk of the time
and wildcards are wildcards
Omg you're right
Baltaro
Batalro
Balala
When heading to unless mode how important is x1.5 mult
Get tons of it
snek 3
finally beat all decks on white stake! probably could have done it like 20 hours of playtime earlier but im a bit to obsessed with plasma lol
balls
wth is Snek3 and why discord detects balatro like this
Ranibow sprimkle
Yeah what is Snek 3?
balatro
Blasphemer
Imagine playing snek 3 and pretending you’re playing balatro instead
batalro
balatro^2
Balatro x 1.5
Trying to scale two polychrome green jokers and I keep winning in one hand
Suffering from my own success
Doing allat for a measley 3x mult 😭
What if I don't roll into a blackboard
Wouldn't that require even less x mult?
No im saying your take is that of someone who only plays white stake
But you roll into a splash and flowerpot together? On their own they are not great, especially the pot.
You dont even need 2 jokers with this crazy thing the game has as well
Man I love Snek 3
Wildcards atleast rn are not reliable
Have you actually used Flowerpot in a WINNING run?
Or are you saying that because you havent won with it?
came here to ask about that lol what's up with discord saying I'm playing Snek 3 when Im on Balatro
dunno
came for the same thing
I have used it once with the splash thing and wasn't impressed. Like it's not the worst joker but still isn't great
Balatro
Barato
Lagarto
Balero
BARATO



