🃏・off-topic

[runic tinsel]

baseball, huh?

[verbal geyser]

hold one moment

okay this is a tumblr/reddit post but screw it https://preview.redd.it/pov-youre-on-first-v0-4dlkw6mfoydd1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=41aa29cc0ec1a33604c12ee4f0a79a41c9b3fc84

oof embed fail

eh you can still read it

[runic tinsel]

was the op question being satire or actually genuine? cant tell

[verbal geyser]

you can ask the same about these other christian baby questions lol

i’d assume not?

op seems to be shoving christianity down our throats in the form of the mighty CHRISTIAN BABY and some wacky scenarios so maybe partially satire but i’d assume not fully

[runic tinsel]

lawd have mercy

[glossy fulcrum]

😭

[vale cliff]

Where’s the scp foundation when you need them?

[glossy fulcrum]

scp-whatever the christian baby

[verbal geyser]

lowkey when you say “i don’t believe in god” and a christian say “uhh okay cool” then they immediately have my respect

like shoving religion down my throat makes me not want your religion bro 😭

[vale cliff]

This is literally normal human interaction wdym 😭

[runic tinsel]

most normal people are like that mate

kinda sad that thats not the case

the usual case

the briefcase

💼

[verbal geyser]

i’ve had many a christian person try to convert me but maybe it’s my cuckoo minnesota town idk

[verbal geyser]

what about the extensivecase

[runic tinsel]

bleh

my brain overclocked tryin to come up with an actually comprehensible sentence

[vale cliff]

I’m happy this never happened to me

Except last year when I went back to church ig

People there were a bit condescending, and I got creeped out when they prayed in tongues

[verbal geyser]

religion in general to me seems a bit off putting because like most of the time it’s “woah some dude wrote this cool text, let’s idolize his ocs and center our beliefs around it”

but also they were trying to make sense of the world
(i’m not dousing religion or any who believe in a specific higher power, i just personally have a harder time with such)

[vale cliff]

Oh, and then they said certain orientations were objectively worse, but they’ll accept those at their church anyway…

[vale cliff]

That was the last time I visited that church

[verbal geyser]

good lol

[glossy fulcrum]

i like being gay

[vale cliff]

Same, methinks

Am I gay?

[glossy fulcrum]

even if ive never had the gay sex

i dunno

its just a silly label anyway

im not gonna gatekeep it

[vale cliff]

Oh

Yay

Maybe I’ll be less depressed if I’m gay

[glossy fulcrum]

-w-

[quartz tinsel]

˙pɹoʍ ǝlƃuᴉs ɐ sɐʍ ʞooʇ ʇᴉ llɐ puɐ ǝʇɐl dn ɯ,I

˙op uɐɔ pɹoʍ ǝlƃuᴉs ɐ ʇɐɥʍ ʎzɐɹƆ

[glossy fulcrum]

?

[vale cliff]

Bro lives in topsy turvy land

[glossy fulcrum]

y i a
e g
a r
e
e

[quartz tinsel]

˙snoǝʇɥƃᴉɹ ɯ,I ʎɹɹoS

[glossy fulcrum]

its okay

im not mad about it i just felt like saying how i felt about it

[quartz tinsel]

˙ʇɥƃᴉu pooפ

[glossy fulcrum]

gnihjt

[runic tinsel]

had regular one. wouldnt recommend

[glossy fulcrum]

damn

[runic tinsel]

day by day, i feel like am ace

i feel more ace than bi ngl

maybe i am ace

[vale cliff]

Gotta catch them all

[runic tinsel]

I no longer catch feelings for other human beings, which is weird

I still love, yes, but not "romantically"

I think it's got more to do with the fact that I've still not found that one person rather than my sexuality

[vale cliff]

That’s valid

I don’t think I’ve been in “true love” all my life

I just don’t understand other people enough

[runic tinsel]

ive been in "true love" and, not joking, it was my pet cat. love as in ive seen him as my little son

[vale cliff]

Oh, yeah

We have a dog and a cat

[runic tinsel]

lovely :D

[vale cliff]

They like sleeping in the bedroom

[runic tinsel]

noice

[vale cliff]

I can’t find any pictures of them

Shame

But I love them a lot

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

Whoopsie, it looks like you did a plane crash and is now trapped on a small volcanic island, filled with beautiful icy Alps, scorching deserts, spore infested jungles and giant urchin ridden beaches.

Through the pamphlets left in the wreckage, you know there is an emergency crate of GPS flares at the very top of the volcano that will assuredly and hastily send a rescue helicopter to your location. Otherwise, it'll take atleast a month before they find you...

There is food and danger scattered everywhere, suitcases and boxes from the crash filled with goodies like energy drinks and weather aiding items.

What will you do ?

[vale cliff]

@verbal geyser I found a picture of them eeping

She’ll always mimic his position but displace herself to the side

No idea why

[runic tinsel]

they look so lovely <3

[tight perch]

took me until i was 21 to learn what love was

and i havent regretted learning since

[runic tinsel]

I am in no shape or way a Nihilist, but "On The Heights of Despair" is a pretty neat book

[ionic skiff]

my parents are watching spider noir in color

[peak fractal]

Another friends fursona i drew

[molten gulch]

i made peak

[quartz tinsel]

Crazy how a mere word kept me up for an hour after bedtime.

I keep running into more every time I look for new songs to listen to.

[runic tinsel]

many things we deem insignificant could affect our mental well-being/feelings. a word, a touch, a mere sigh. it all depends on the source/context

[runic tinsel]

today, in the enormously vast internet, there is more ai generated content than human-made content.

that's sad

[fallen crypt]

[quartz tinsel]

A wise man once said "fucking android."

[pearl flume]

I have myself a nice aromatic cup of tea, a platter of spongy yet crunchy crumpets and a perfect seat in the solarium to catch the setting sun. What a lovely moment.

[runic tinsel]

bon appetite. may that moment last for as long as you please

[quartz tinsel]

What's everyone's favorite metroidvania?

Mine has to be Blasphemous.

[vale cliff]

How do you accidentally run into this?

I haven’t all this time

Only AI songs I’ve found were from a lady older than my parents who swears they’re gold

Person I work with btw

[quartz tinsel]

There's a related section in the app I use.

[ionic skiff]

Like us. Not.

[quartz tinsel]

Does your coworker think ketchup is spicy?

[runic tinsel]

... You've got to be kidding me.

me too

i love blasphemous

but I do prefer Dead Cells. however, iirc, DC's considered a roguelike?

bleh, still a great game nonetheless

the original Castlevania games are worth a try too

and, of course, Hollow Knight

[ionic skiff]

Some classmate of mine was wearing this

[zenith obsidian]

what does larp even mean i know rp is roleplay but whats the la

[ionic skiff]

Live Action

Used for Renaissance Fairs and D&D sessions

God where did those days go

Every time I see the word “LARP” misused for drivel, I feel a tide of vomit in the back of my throat

[runic tinsel]

rad

[distant saffron]

there are currently SOS people that got stabbed by ceremonial dagger

[quartz tinsel]

Correct.

[runic tinsel]

drivel means the same as what people currently use "larp" for?

[quartz tinsel]

Isn't drivel nonsense?

[runic tinsel]

that's why am asking. could it mean the same as the current popular definiton for larp? AKA:

"To pretend to be something, to act as something, or to delude oneself into believing to be something."

[main garden]

Cool cool, and your bio is cool aswell, i like gorillaz

DARE

[quartz tinsel]

Yes and no.

Because one is a verb and one is a noun.

[runic tinsel]

drivel can be a verb too though

[quartz tinsel]

I see.

[balmy egret]

found these (these because theres other cards too but this one is my fav) in my stash while reorganizing

its a poster sized UR trading card found tucked between the back cover and last page of the 3rd volume from the Star Era novel box set delux edition

[runic tinsel]

hey thats mine

nice

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Become an expert driver.

Or

Become an expert marksman.

[runic tinsel]

Driver

that would include ALL types of driving

correct?

does it include all forms of operating vehicules?

[ruby portal]

no, it turns you into a golf club

get it

cuz driver

. . .

[runic tinsel]

its okay

[pearl flume]

automobiles

[quartz tinsel]

You're fired.

[ruby portal]

:(

[runic tinsel]

what would that include

[ionic skiff]

Driver

[quartz tinsel]

How would everyone make vegan pizza more calorically dense?

[zenith obsidian]

the poopster is mean

[distant saffron]

hydraulic press

[quartz tinsel]

, my head hurts.

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

who is the most dangerous person on this server (other then the server owner or mods)?

[zenith obsidian]

good😈 (evil)

[zenith obsidian]

me😈 (evil)

[quartz tinsel]

@glossy fulcrum.

[runic tinsel]

in what context?

[zenith obsidian]

@scarlet cobalt

[scarlet cobalt]

I'm flattered

[dusty lynx]

...

okay?

[runic tinsel]

me saw thst

[zenith obsidian]

you saw a thst

[zenith obsidian]

Thyroid Hormone Suppression Therapy?

[runic tinsel]

👍

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[quartz tinsel]

What about everyone's favorite Balatro-like that isn't Balatro?

[runic tinsel]

Slay the Spire is a pretty nice roguelike, especially with the sequel now released. would recommend Gambonanza too.

[quartz tinsel]

It didn't help.

[runic tinsel]

genuienly what the fuck are you talking about

[zenith obsidian]

how do u not know who dougdoug is

[dire osprey]

Wsp dudes I'm new

[quartz tinsel]

Hi Orange.

I am The Jester.

[dire osprey]

Wsp jester

🔥

[verbal geyser]

“how are you not a mrbeast fan!!!! i said jinglebop!!!! its a reference to the video survive 24 hours in jinglebops factory!!! you’re such a fake fan!!!!”

[zenith obsidian]

yes

correct

[scarlet cobalt]

I've never ingested more fries in my life

I love salt

[glossy fulcrum]

im flattered

[rigid crag]

people in the winter clearing their driveways:

[verbal geyser]

me when the drive through worker asks why i asked for “fries with heavy sea dust”

[full roost]

this is what i live constantly afraid of

[sacred swallow]

heated driveways > salt

[zenith obsidian]

fih

[quartz tinsel]

Do you guys think I can do it?

Do you believe in me?

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

depends on what

[quartz tinsel]

Can I write a book I'd be proud of?

[glossy fulcrum]

probably

[wooden hearth]

yep

[quartz tinsel]

Thanks.

[granite matrix]

That is one evil rock

[ionic skiff]

Appreciating lydia marsh from dead estate

[zenith obsidian]

religion is like a penis

it's okay to have one. it's okay to be proud of it. but don't shove yours down my throat

[glossy fulcrum]

religion is not like a penis

i love penis

i dont like religion very much

[scarlet cobalt]

When does the saying "If there's a hole there's a goal" not work? Like if I cut a hole in someone and fuck the wound, did I make my own goal?

Or does it not count?

[glossy fulcrum]

o.o

thats an interesting concept

[fallen crypt]

E

Hello

[zenith obsidian]

hi

[fallen crypt]

I tried Luigi, i think it's a bad voice.

[fallen crypt]

What sup

[zenith obsidian]

the clouds

[fallen crypt]

Good answer kitty. Now your treat

[visual comet]

rest in piece

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe dont do that

[visual comet]

angry stepmom accidentally broke it

[glossy fulcrum]

evil ass stepmom

[fallen crypt]

R.I.P TV

[zenith obsidian]

pranking my parents with the fake broken tv screen video🤣

[glossy fulcrum]

no correlation image

[fallen crypt]

Needs one?

[glossy fulcrum]

wht

[visual comet]

really sucks too ts was like 1500

[fallen crypt]

[zenith obsidian]

Creamy Oyster Chitlin n Chum topped with bloodworms rat and eyeball 🤤 who wants some?

[woven haven]

hey guys does anybody have pokemon shield

i need an eiscue to complete my pokedex its the only one i have left

please dm me if you can trade one

[ionic skiff]

I don’t have it

[quartz tinsel]

I wish I could fall asleep as quickly as SpongeBob.

[quartz tinsel]

But my head hurts and it's over 9,000 degrees in here.

[quartz tinsel]

So how is everyone?

[zenith obsidian]

good

if u unblock me

[quartz tinsel]

Be me.
It's 8:33.
Bedtime is 8.

I'm curious.

How many of you can read my 18+ book?

[glossy fulcrum]

"bedtime" is fake

[glossy fulcrum]

wdym

[quartz tinsel]

The book I'm writing. It's for adults only.

[glossy fulcrum]

erm

okay

[quartz tinsel]

12 pages and 47 uses of the word.

[glossy fulcrum]

fuck isnt filtered

[quartz tinsel]

It's no Dr. Seuss, at least.

[zenith obsidian]

goodnight

[quartz tinsel]

Ο Γελωτοποιός says: I'm going to try to sleep now.

[pearl flume]

Please choose who you would like defending you against ALIENS!

[thorny portal]

myself (they wont eat uncooked potatoes)

[hallow mortar]

My very first choice would be Power Rangers,

Second would be the Survivors of Risk of Rain 2,

Third is the UNSC,

And my last choice is the Autobots.

[glossy fulcrum]

ror2 survivors would be absolutely godlike if it were post-run

like if they were juiced up with items

but uh since you didnt say theres a limit im just gonna choose all of them

[wooden relic]

MONSTER

[verbal pawn]

Hella tuff

[wooden relic]

correct! if it wasnt....ig it also looks like it could be super fragile

burst into flakes

[glossy fulcrum]

me when im shown incomprehensible horrors (i dont get it)

[earnest wagon]

yo fam who is ts
i just joined the server and got this like bro
no i dont know you

[vale cliff]

#mod-mail pls

[keen isle]

guys i drew excuse me sir
(Billy butcher) from the boys

[fallen crypt]

I dont know, i only know power rangers

[fallen crypt]

Excuse me sir, who is this man? I only larp until sunday, usually more. Screaming at the phone while they larp on the mall

[fallen crypt]

Horse