🃏・off-topic

[cyan ivy]

Never had arbys

[fiery carbon]

It’s quality Irish food

[cyan ivy]

Is it any good?

[cyan ivy]

Fuck U mean

It's not in Ireland

[cyan ivy]

Name one traditional Irish dish

WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP

[fiery carbon]

Mozzarella sticks

[cyan ivy]

No

[fiery carbon]

Good Irish cooking

Nah trust

[fiery carbon]

It is

[cyan ivy]

I'm Irish you do know that right

Tdawg

Are you perhaps also irish

[fiery carbon]

Oh no lol

[cyan ivy]

Exactly

[fiery carbon]

I’m just trolling lol

[cyan ivy]

Shhhh🤫🤫

[fiery carbon]

I’m Mexican

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok

Uhh

Von

[fiery carbon]

Nuh uh

[cyan ivy]

Yes

Uh

Please?

[shrewd vale]

scanning for mexicans

[fiery carbon]

Sure lol

[fiery carbon]

Gulp

[twilit tree]

okay then you can show me

[twilit tree]

its actually very good tho

[shrewd vale]

tomorrow we add more fish

we exchange fih

u give a fih

and i give a fih

[fiery carbon]

What is this

[shrewd vale]

uhh

a stupid idea

532 fih images

[fiery carbon]

I love fih

[quartz tinsel]

I had burritos.

[fiery carbon]

He landed it in on a chair lol

That was actually really cool that drone is smart

[fiery carbon]

I’m von

[cyan ivy]

No

VON VON VON VON

[fiery carbon]

Nonono

I am

[cyan ivy]

No

[fiery carbon]

I got drone water

[cyan ivy]

And I will ski(n) you if you say you are

[cyan ivy]

WHERE DO U LIVE MAN

Fucking eutopea

[runic tinsel]

It's utopia

Hallo

[cyan ivy]

Thanks also HII

[cyan ivy]

HOW DID YOU PREDICT ME

[runic tinsel]

I read minds

[cyan ivy]

What is this cursed technique

[fiery carbon]

I live in o block

[cyan ivy]

Why drones

[fiery carbon]

I didn’t even know it was an option

We tried it

It can only hold 3 things

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[cyan ivy]

I can hold more

[fiery carbon]

I got Oreos bubbles and water

[cyan ivy]

Therefore I am better

[fiery carbon]

Whatever you say Buba

[cyan ivy]

I can bring U those also

[fiery carbon]

You should
Totally

[cyan ivy]

Ok

Drop the ip

And I'll be there

[fiery carbon]

130.12.92.0–130.12.92.255

[cyan ivy]

WHAT

[fiery carbon]

There you go

That’s my IP trust

[cyan ivy]

I don't live in a data centre in the us gng

[fiery carbon]

Lmao

I just came up with random stuff

Wait that’s a lie

[cyan ivy]

That's the ip address tho

[fiery carbon]

I think that’s one in Antarctic lol

[cyan ivy]

That's mine

[fiery carbon]

Gulp

Is it actually

Twin delete that

Welp

[cyan ivy]

That was like

[fiery carbon]

I’m finding
You

[cyan ivy]

Bet come to my house I'm ready

[fiery carbon]

Ain’t twin be there in 5

[cyan ivy]

Really

[fiery carbon]

Yes

[cyan ivy]

Deadass

I thought you lived in Mexico

[runic tinsel]

Dont be gullible man

[cyan ivy]

I'm joking

[runic tinsel]

You silly goose

[fiery carbon]

…

[cyan ivy]

I know he not pulling up to my house

[fiery carbon]

It says gullible on the sealing

[cyan ivy]

Wrong sealing

[fiery carbon]

How do you know

[runic tinsel]

Really? looks up

[fiery carbon]

Close enough

[runic tinsel]

I dont see it-

...

Dang it

[cyan ivy]

Eviscerates you from the fabric of reality

[runic tinsel]

A—

[fiery carbon]

So uh

[cyan ivy]

HAH GET PRANKED

[fiery carbon]

Hawk tuah

[cyan ivy]

Yo how the fuck outside my house right now

[runic tinsel]

Hawk tuah? I barely know 'er

[cyan ivy]

That better not be you

[cyan ivy]

Now

[fiery carbon]

It’s me

I’m coming in

[cyan ivy]

No?

[fiery carbon]

Hahahaahahahahahahah

[fiery carbon]

I’m on the premises

[cyan ivy]

Come in through my winda

Not the door

[fiery carbon]

How romantic

[cyan ivy]

No

It's so the police don't get called on you dioshit

[fiery carbon]

Romeo and Juliet

[fiery carbon]

Lmao

[cyan ivy]

Go fuck yourself I'm taken

By my bed

[runic tinsel]

By misprint

[cyan ivy]

Please help I've been kidnapped by my bed

[cyan ivy]

If only lad

[fiery carbon]

I fucking love my bed

[cyan ivy]

Same

Gng

[fiery carbon]

It’s filled with penny m&ms

Peanut

[cyan ivy]

Why is someone actually in my backyard rn

[mild oak]

penny m&ms

[fiery carbon]

That is not me

[cyan ivy]

Like deadass

I can hear them

[fiery carbon]

Shut up

[cyan ivy]

WHAT

[mild oak]

teehee :3

[cyan ivy]

Silence

[fiery carbon]

I was close enough

[fiery carbon]

Silence foul beast

[cyan ivy]

SILENCE

[mild oak]

NEVER

[fiery carbon]

[cyan ivy]

I can hear them outside my backyard right now

[fiery carbon]

It’s me

[cyan ivy]

Walking

[fiery carbon]

I’m dressed as teto

[cyan ivy]

Ohh ok

[cyan ivy]

I don't know what they look like

[cyan ivy]

That's better be you vro

Or I swear

[fiery carbon]

I got 2 dollars in my pocket

[fiery carbon]

I really don’t know who this is dawg

[cyan ivy]

That's useless in Ireland

[mild oak]

you're rich...

[fiery carbon]

🙏

I got like

[cyan ivy]

Who is?

[fiery carbon]

More pesos than dollars

[fiery carbon]

It’s Shawn

[cyan ivy]

Shawn who??

I know like 3 shawns

[fiery carbon]

Shawn insert Irish last name

McGuire

[runic tinsel]

Shawn the sheep

[cyan ivy]

Fuck you

Well he can fuck off

[fiery carbon]

Yes

[fiery carbon]

But he’s mad chill

[cyan ivy]

No he is not

He is a dick

[fiery carbon]

What could he be doing

[fiery carbon]

He brought you spotted dick

[cyan ivy]

What

[fiery carbon]

It’s a desert search it up

I think it’s British

[fiery carbon]

I think bro died

[runic tinsel]

I didnt

[fiery carbon]

Cause you’re human

[runic tinsel]

After all..

[runic tinsel]

What the FUCK happened to my BOY😭

[fiery carbon]

He’s just a little tired

Needs sleep

[runic tinsel]

I dont think those eyes are openning any time soon..

[fiery carbon]

Just a lil tired

[runic tinsel]

Mhm

[jade pulsar]

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[fiery carbon]

Holy peak

And good response lol

[verbal geyser]

holy moly

marry them

[jade pulsar]

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[verbal geyser]

fair enough

still a keeper

[jade pulsar]

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[fiery carbon]

That’s fair

[jade pulsar]

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[runic tinsel]

Too much emojis

Nervous

[jade pulsar]

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[runic tinsel]

Adorable, mayhaps?

[jade pulsar]

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[runic tinsel]

You got this gurl

[verbal geyser]

oh no way same

[fiery carbon]

Don’t we all

We love people for who they are

Hell I’m I got so many issues but we try

Thats all that matters

[verbal geyser]

ding ding ding this right here folks

[fiery carbon]

Jackpot

[verbal geyser]

i just hit the jack pottttt

[fiery carbon]

I’d love to send a gif

But alas I can’t lol

Hell yeah!

Almost done with my fucking patient report

[verbal geyser]

genuinely that’s so great of you

bpd usually coincides with trust issues so stuff like this is soooo appreciated

[jade pulsar]

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[vale cliff]

You sure she’s ok with you sharing dms?

[verbal geyser]

oh yeah probably ask her abt this

[fiery carbon]

Oh yeah

[verbal geyser]

it is a public server after all lol

[vale cliff]

Because I’m always a bit iffy about my dms being leaked regardless of intent

[jade pulsar]

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[fiery carbon]

That’s real

[jade pulsar]

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[fiery carbon]

Well good

That’s what’s up

Jackpot

[verbal geyser]

we love people who actually know how to support bpd 🗣️

[fiery carbon]

We support everyone here

[verbal geyser]

very true

[jade pulsar]

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[verbal geyser]

opposites attract 🤷

[jade pulsar]

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[verbal geyser]

damn 😞 what flavor

[vale cliff]

Pie

[verbal geyser]

i have pumpkin pie soda

[vale cliff]

Pie pie pie

[jade pulsar]

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[fiery carbon]

I had cherry pie soda a while back

It was so fire

[vale cliff]

Is that different from a cherry soda?

[verbal geyser]

my pumpkin pie soda was ass

[verbal geyser]

nah i can see how it’s different

[vale cliff]

It could have, like butter and flour, I guess

[verbal geyser]

cherries taste different than cherry filling

[fiery carbon]

It was like

OK, it taste like cherry

Mixed with cream

Like it was super good don’t get me wrong

[verbal geyser]

orange creamsicle soda was the best thing to ever grace my tastebuds

[fiery carbon]

It’s something I wouldn’t get all the time though

[fiery carbon]

Sounds like a dream

[verbal geyser]

tasted like one

[vale cliff]

I need more sodas in my house

We only have various milks

[verbal geyser]

i have a whole minifridge entirely of cream soda

[fickle halo]

hey chat

hear me out

||carpeted shower||

[jade pulsar]

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[fickle halo]

i bought dr pepper cream soda

the taste was fine

the mouth feel was like slimy silk

[lofty latch]

What should I make my user

[fickle halo]

i actually have the perfect thing for this

do a song name but butcher it horribly

[lofty latch]

What song name

[fickle halo]

i don't have a specific one, but choose one you could see someone writing wrong based on how the words are pronounced

[fiery carbon]

You might be the milkman

[fiery carbon]

Just awful

The mold

You’d have to replace it like every 3 months

[fickle halo]

or you know, you could just make it an absolutely horrible opinion, like "spoons are the optimal utensil for eating butter"

[fiery carbon]

Don’t give me wrong it would be comfy

[lofty latch]

I butchered bullet with butterfly wings

[fickle halo]

lmao

[worthy rune]

should I make a Jimbo rant layout?

[indigo meteor]

why does discord keep doing this to me

[pearl flume]

Please choose a building or structure before clicking the black bar.

||If this were a dungeon, what loot and monsters would you expect to encounter within ?||

[devout iron]

||5 different species of monsters with increasing levels of technology as you progress upwards, also they communicate in languages you can't understand||

that actually sounds really cool

[pearl flume]

Want half a Mounds bar ?

[craggy prairie]

15 seconds

[fiery carbon]

Who eats a mounds bar?

[runic orbit]

im in a public speaking class and doing a presentation on indie games

and im using ben's speech as jimbo at the 2025 baftas as a quote so i have to source it

so my teacher checking my sources is going to be very confused at ben starr jimbo

[vale cliff]

Ben starr jimbo is fine ngl

[storm condor]

That's not ridiculous, that's not ridiculous to say that

[cyan ivy]

Hello peoples

[hoary talon]

Hi bums

.Boys don't cry.

[true vapor]

Do you guys got tips for blisters?

[cyan ivy]

AAAHHHH JONATHAN

Are you banging his daughter

[cyan ivy]

Uh dont

[true vapor]

Lowk yeah

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[true vapor]

palm blisters might be one of the worst things oat ✌️

[cyan ivy]

OHHHHH

At that point I would just rip my hand off

[true vapor]

its not the worse but it gets in the way sometimes 🙏

[cyan ivy]

Fair

[true vapor]

having them on both hands lowk a curse

[cyan ivy]

AHHH JONATHAN YOU BANGING MY DAUGHTER AHHHH

[true vapor]

at least im not a pussy who uses lifting gloves ✌️

[cyan ivy]

WHO DOES

Thats just fucking weird

And cheating

[true vapor]

Straps for back day i kinda get since i got a weak ass hand grip

lifting gloves lowk a sign of homosexuality

[cyan ivy]

My grip is ok

[true vapor]

a wise man once said, your back will always be stronger than your grip

[cyan ivy]

So I'm wearing half a glove on one hand and no gloves on the other then?

[cyan ivy]

THATS A LIE

[cyan ivy]

It is though

[true vapor]

Unless you got the gooner build your back is gonna be stronger

[cyan ivy]

I don't think it is

I fucking climb for a living

Climb anything

[true vapor]

i got decent a forearm from badminton and cardistry and my back significantly stronger 🥀

Depends on your sport lowk

[cyan ivy]

Climbing is required in Ireland if your growing up there

Well

That's if you actually go outside that is

[true vapor]

im starting to go outside and touch grass but allergies 💀

starting to run outside ts actually fun as hell

[cyan ivy]

Damn really

I'm still not going outside but damn

Unless someone can find a way to make running a fucking rouge like in nit doing that shit

[true vapor]

The method is to just tell yourself to run a bit more over and over again

If youre on treadmill you can lowk watch movies and shi

[true vapor]

Running fun but you're not gonna catch me joining track 💀

[cyan ivy]

FAIR

[spiral tiger]

my friends are saying shut up jennie just get in the car

[cyan ivy]

Blow up the car

[spiral tiger]

rip jennie

[cyan ivy]

BLOW UP THE CAR

[fallen crypt]

only three day

[vague token]

https://app.onlinesurveys.jisc.ac.uk/s/lboro/investigating-the-habits-ergonomic-barriers-and-physiological-c
Hey guys, I'm doing a university survey on habits and problems that gamers face and it would mean a lot if you guys could just fill out this form, doesn't take longer than 5 minutes please and thank you 🙏

[cyan ivy]

Fire

Who wants the tidal wave and slaughterhouse audio files

[vale cliff]

I clicked it but it says I’m blocked or something

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[vale cliff]

Yup

It’s still not letting me through

What kind of website is this?

[cyan ivy]

Idk

[vague token]

huh thats strange

what country are you in?

[vague token]

its an online survey website

[vale cliff]

Singapore

It’s in South East Asia

[vague token]

maybe its something to do with ip addresses if you really wanted to help you could try vpn and it might work? It is a hassle so I understand if you don't want to so no pressure 😅

[vale cliff]

Nah, it’s not your fault

Sorry I couldn’t help

[vague token]

no worries thanks for trying ❤️

[south ivy]

May the fourth be with you

[spiral tiger]

ya pretty quick survey

[vale cliff]

Can everyone else access it?

I’m still blocked

😭

[quartz tinsel]

Erm.

[fiery carbon]

Good morning

[shrewd vale]

fih

[fiery carbon]

Fih

[uncut idol]

Sam is the player character and main protagonist of Look Outside.

"Sam" is his name by default. A different name may be chosen during the intro when Sybil asks for his name. Choosing specific names can result in changes that alter gameplay.

Sam is a middle aged man in his 30s,[1] described as "Ugly, but not monster ugly" by Sophie, and as having sunken and despairing eyes by Hellen. He has brown skin, mid-length dark brown hair that sticks out, and sports rather bushy eyebrows. He may have sectoral heterochromia, as his eyes are brown, but the outer edge of the left is blue. Sam wears a dark blue slip-over with dark jeans and slippers.

In Apartment 13, the player must sacrifice one of his arms if they wish to rescue the Rat Child. Doing this will result in Sam missing an arm for the remainder of the playthrough.

[cyan ivy]

Why is there a guide or something for look outside?

[uncut idol]

What do you mean

[cyan ivy]

This

All I know is that it's to do with look outside

[swift wadi]

yoooo jimbo we meet again

[uncut idol]

It's just info about the main character

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok

[uncut idol]

Yorick!

[uncut idol]

Want more info?

[cyan ivy]

No not really

[uncut idol]

Okay.

[swift wadi]

jimboo!!!

[ebon cloud]

I like cheese

[swift wadi]

i agree

[vale cliff]

Shoutout to fandom even though everyone hates it for some reason

[uncut idol]

This is from Miraheze...

[uncut idol]

Me too

[vale cliff]

Oh…

That one

[uncut idol]

Yeah I just started using Miraheze today, it's pretty good.

[vale cliff]

Last I checked, fandom said more or less the same 🤷

[uncut idol]

True

This is fandom:

Sam is the protagonist of Look Outside. He is an average and inconspicuous man who receives a strange dream on the day the Visitor arrives in the sky. He awakens with a sudden urge to look outside his apartment window as the game starts.

"Sam" is the player's name by default, but a different one can be entered at the beginning of the game when Sybil asks for his name.

Sam is described as being middle-aged and of average height and build, with sunken eyes (by Hellen), and as being "kind of ugly" (by Sophie). He has middle-long dark brown hair that flares in all directions, and he sports rather bushy eyebrows, implying he doesn't care too much about styling. He may have sectoral heterochromia; his eyes are brown, but the outer edge of the left is blue. Sam wears a dark blue slip-over and dark jeans.

If the player chooses to make a sacrifice to save the Rat Child in Apartment 13, Sam will be missing one of his arms thereafter.

It is practically the same

[winged monolith]

i got the googol on nubby's once
-# then my game crashed and didnt save my progress so i have to do it again :D

its ALL because of the baloney
tony

[fiery carbon]

Jimbo

The joker queen

[cyan ivy]

Oh hello again

[fiery carbon]

What’s up Irish man

[cyan ivy]

The sky

[fiery carbon]

Up dawg

[mystic gust]

Go touch grass bro

[cyan ivy]

What did I do

[mystic gust]

You been here all day

[cyan ivy]

No I haven't

It's also only 2 pm

[fiery carbon]

Insane

[mystic gust]

K my bad

[fiery carbon]

It’s 8 am bro

[cyan ivy]

Timezones

[fiery carbon]

Those are fake bro

I’m
Joking btw

[cyan ivy]

Thank you

[cyan ivy]

No they aren't

[cyan ivy]

Also why were you in my backyard last night

[fiery carbon]

That was not me bro

[cyan ivy]

Yeah it was

[fiery carbon]

I told you I’d be carrying peanut m&ms it was not me

[cyan ivy]

He had a bag

Small bag

Size of a bag of m&ms

But it was dark and I couldn't see well

[quartz tinsel]

No, that was me.

[cyan ivy]

Also no I'm tinkering and making shit right now

[cyan ivy]

Well fuck off then

Anyways I have a planet to draw ima go

[fiery carbon]

It was me bro

[cyan ivy]

Still fuck off

Go away from me house

[vale cliff]

Swamp

[fiery carbon]

It was my twin

[fiery carbon]

What are you doing I’m
My swamp

[cyan ivy]

My house is not a swamp

[quartz tinsel]

My swamp is not a house.

[cyan ivy]

Ok

[vale cliff]

My house is a swamp

[wooden hearth]

My house hasn't been hit by a tornado, my house is the tornado

[shrewd vale]

@twilit tree im ready to share fih

[twilit tree]

okay

theres only one problem

theres a bug somehow i can't fix that doesn't show the fihs

[fickle halo]

been trying to colorpick the 🏳️‍⚧️ from a joker and séance is the best i could find, though not a satisfying match

[shrewd vale]

alr ill keep track

[twilit tree]

fixed the issue

[shrewd vale]

a common largemouth bass has spawned

3/532 fih collected

[shrewd vale]

cool

[shrewd vale]

wait i could post my fihdex so u can use it

[cyan ivy]

Oh no

[fickle halo]

hello manuel

[shrewd vale]

yo shouldnt polychrome be for Rainbow fih

like tropical and shi

[shrewd vale]

🤬

[fickle halo]

i'm drinking coffee milk

[shrewd vale]

grrr

[fickle halo]

eating wild strawberry wafers

[cyan ivy]

Fire

[fickle halo]

awww, ouppy

[vale cliff]

That’s unironically adorable

Lil smiley baby

[winged monolith]

tony tier list

[shrewd vale]

insane pull

[twilit tree]

polychrome is just the rarity

[shrewd vale]

tropical fih are rare

[twilit tree]

ill add them

[shrewd vale]

alr

we do 2 fih per day

1 from u and 1 from me

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

It presses another random button on any thing that has a button in the entire world.

But

You'll get a dollar each press and you'll know what button got pressed afterwards.

[stray badge]

i wouldn't

the idea of a nuke exploding because i decided to press a button doesn't sound very nice

[crude plinth]

I mean it’s very unlikely that anything could go really wrong, a lot of equipment has safeguards for a reason.
Still wouldn’t want to take that chance.

[unborn swift]

hell yea

10 dollars we see what happens

there’s probably hundreds of millions of manufactured “You’re a badass” buttons that account for like 50% of the button population

and I think nukes require multiple buttons to be pressed at the same time

and I don’t even wanna get into the “what is a button” part of the hypothetical

[crude plinth]

Seatbelt on a Parasail Parachute.

[quartz tinsel]

What do you mean? A button is a button.

[unborn swift]

like idk if the little clicky things on the end of pens are a button
nobody calls them that but they function as a button

[fickle halo]

yes, many times

there's hardly any risk

power plant? they have guys working there, to prevent shit from happening. nukes? i doubt the nuke button thing has any kind of root in reality

honestly, the worst would be a button that controls something like a crane or someone's diabetes equipment

in which case, i'm sorry but i'm broke

[sand valley]

Yes

the chance of it even hitting a button that does anything is quite small

[ionic skiff]

May the 4th be with you

[quaint solar]

Hi guys
Featuring: couples my tomodachi life game made up

(For context, mii on the left pic is madeline from celeste

[crude plinth]

Ok the boyfriend one is crazy.

[quaint solar]

I’ve been playing for TWO DAYS

[cyan ivy]

How did you get a cat?

[inner prawn]

Guys I’ve been exposed

[cyan ivy]

HUH

[inner prawn]

Lmao

[sage isle]

Michael Jackson mentioned

[fickle halo]

hmmmm

[alpine zinc]

For those of you who liked my remix of “Balatro”, today I made this remix of “How Do You Do,” a Eurodance classic x)
Hope you all enjoy!

[tribal knoll]

You might have a 1d6 chance of going extinct naturally, but imma gonna put you next to this here dagger...

[fiery carbon]

Maybe

The real jimbo were the friends we made along the way

[cyan ivy]

Hey again

So

What's good

[fiery carbon]

Honestly I’m doing great bro

Chilling gonna head to the gym in a bit

You?

[cyan ivy]

Also feeling really good now

Wasn't before but I am since at least an hour ago

And I'm probably gonna sleep soon

[cyan ivy]

Fire

[fiery carbon]

You probably should twin

[cyan ivy]

Why

It's only 11 pm

I go to sleep at 12

And wake up at 6:30

[fiery carbon]

That’s fair

[cyan ivy]

That's enough hours for me

[fiery carbon]

Not enough sleep dawgggg

[cyan ivy]

Hell

[fiery carbon]

As long as it works

[cyan ivy]

I can run on 4 hours perfectly fine

[cyan ivy]

It does

And I'm not gonna go to sleep while my happiness is still in effect

[cyan ivy]

Aka from this

So yeah

Wonder why my head and eyes are heavy??

I'm sure it's fine

[fiery carbon]

hell yeah man

[cyan ivy]

Exactly

[fiery carbon]

I think it’s because you’re tired..

[cyan ivy]

Hmm

Naaaaahhhhhhh

Sleeping when your not tired is for the weak

[verbal geyser]

maybe you’re tired and just don’t realize you’re tired

[cyan ivy]

Wasting time you could spend doing something productive

[cyan ivy]

OHH OK YOUR LUCKY YOU FIXED THAT

[cyan ivy]

I'm not

If I'm tired I
have a heavy head and eyes

[verbal geyser]

it autocorrected to retired??

[cyan ivy]

Yep

I know

[fiery carbon]

Yeah, he he’s retired. Severely retired.

[cyan ivy]

And re yarted

[verbal geyser]

doc is there anything we can do?!

[cyan ivy]

Nope

I'm a lost cause

[fiery carbon]

He’s past saving maybe 12 cc of plain milk

[cyan ivy]

What

No

[cyan ivy]

2 litres of chocolate milk

Actually

2 isn't enough

FOUR

LITRES

[verbal geyser]

hot take chocolate/strawberry milk ain’t allat

regular is better

[cyan ivy]

Wrong

[fiery carbon]

I’ll kill you

[verbal geyser]

that’s the unc in me speaking

[cyan ivy]

Regular is very good

[fiery carbon]

I love strawberry

[cyan ivy]

But chocolate is top tear

[verbal geyser]

they just taste watered down idk

[cyan ivy]

Banana is shitw

[fiery carbon]

Peanut M&Ms and milk

[cyan ivy]

What fucking chocho milk are you drinking

[verbal geyser]

what ungodly things are they making in ireland i thought american food was bad

[cyan ivy]

Ireland got amazing chocolate milk

[verbal geyser]

the shitty cheap american kind

[cyan ivy]

Oh

[cyan ivy]

Yazoos

[fiery carbon]

Y’all gotta get that Mexican chocolate milk

[verbal geyser]

i’m not spending 20 somethin bucks to import chocolate milk ✌️

[cyan ivy]

Can chug this is 1 minute

[cyan ivy]

Me?

[cyan ivy]

This is like £1 btw

[cyan ivy]

Actually

[verbal geyser]

wait have yall ever heard of deep fried butter/deep fried oreos

[cyan ivy]

30 second

[verbal geyser]

or cheez whiz

[fiery carbon]

Yes

[cyan ivy]

No

Neither

[cyan ivy]

Wtf is wrong with you

DEEP FRIED BUTTER

[verbal geyser]

it’s a staple american fair food believe it or not

[cyan ivy]

Fuck no

[verbal geyser]

fuck yes

i personally hate it but some people like it

[cyan ivy]

I would rather cill myself than eat the heart attacker

[fiery carbon]

It’s like tripas

[cyan ivy]

Like attack my heart before it attacks me

[fiery carbon]

It’s one of my cultures food

[verbal geyser]

just wait till bro hears about (insert american food here)

[cyan ivy]

Like what

[fiery carbon]

Tripas

[verbal geyser]

IVE HAD THAT

[cyan ivy]

No

[verbal geyser]

so good

[cyan ivy]

Like what

What food

[fiery carbon]

You’re just eating cow intestines

[verbal geyser]

so it tastes good

[cyan ivy]

WHAT

Atp eat the cow raw

Wtf

[verbal geyser]

rocky mountain oysters are a thing in colorado and who wants to take a guess what that is

[cyan ivy]

I know

I think

[fiery carbon]

It’s really good

[cyan ivy]

Is it like Irish rocky roads

[fiery carbon]

I’ve had it

Taste like

Chicken

[cyan ivy]

Nvm

[verbal geyser]

not even remotely close

[cyan ivy]

Nothing like Irish rocky roads then

[verbal geyser]

it’s deep fried bull testes

[fiery carbon]

Surprisingly good

[cyan ivy]

WHAT

IM NOT EATING DICK AGAIN

Fuh nah

[fiery carbon]

Insane

[cyan ivy]

WOAH

[verbal geyser]

shhh what who said that

[fiery carbon]

Just don’t think about that

It’s good

You’re just getting extra protein

[cyan ivy]

I'm a celebrity get me out of here AHH meal

[cyan ivy]

No

Not eating dih

[verbal geyser]

are foreign hotdogs/bologna made from meat sludge too

[cyan ivy]

Idk

[verbal geyser]

never know until you try it

also it’s not dih it’s balls there’s a difference

[cyan ivy]

But like

What if I have hypotheticaly

Eaten dih before

[verbal geyser]

then that’s fine

[cyan ivy]

Hypothetical btw

[fiery carbon]

Thank you I was almost panicking

[cyan ivy]

Why

Dang

[verbal geyser]

alright i fear we’ve lost the plot here

[cyan ivy]

How

[cyan ivy]

Don't U like B A G E T T S

[verbal geyser]

what do we think about pineapple on pizza

[fiery carbon]

It’s good ngl

[cyan ivy]

As we established last night

[cyan ivy]

Never had it but idc

[fiery carbon]

Love them

[cyan ivy]

Ik

[fiery carbon]

I really love them

[cyan ivy]

Like much

[fiery carbon]

And tortas

I love tortas🤤

[cyan ivy]

Cause that's not hard

[fiery carbon]

Alright bro

[cyan ivy]

What

It's not hard to do that

[devout iron]

quoted

[fiery carbon]

In a public server btw

[cyan ivy]

Yeah

It's a joke

[fiery carbon]

Going straight on my status

[cyan ivy]

GNG what

What is?

[fiery carbon]

Uh huh

I clipped it

[cyan ivy]

Clipped what?

[devout iron]

clipped

you're fried

[cyan ivy]

I am fried

I feel high rn

I'm fucking tweaking

[fiery carbon]

Larping being high

[cyan ivy]

Shit blurry as hell

[cyan ivy]

I'm being deadass

Can barely see in front of me

[fiery carbon]

Gas leak

[cyan ivy]

Huh?

Gas?

Now my leg numb

[fiery carbon]

Yep you’re dead

Any last words

[sage isle]

I see on cans of vienna sausage that one of the ingredients is "mechanically separated chicken"

[cyan ivy]

Uhh

Yeah

I do have last words

LUIGI HOUSE BUT IT MASON

dies or some shit

[fiery carbon]

That’s kinda crazy

I’m pretty sure they advertise on the can. It’s pork or beef.

[sage isle]

Mechanically separated meat in general

Looks like it explains that "McDonald's pink slime" image I saw all those years ago

[fiery carbon]

It probably is the exact thing tbh

Meat tube

Yum

[fiery carbon]

Huh

[cyan ivy]

Final words

[cyan ivy]

You don't get ir

Inside joke

[fiery carbon]

Whatever you say goober

[cyan ivy]

It's an inside joke gng

Also who are you

You kinda appeared

From thin air

[cyan ivy]

Hang on who you calling goober ya gobshite you do not have permission to call me that

Damn I think the mexican guy died

Unlucky for him ig

[main tangle]

I read "Marilyn Manson" for some reason

[stoic pelican]

Balatro is a game

[sand valley]

luigi house

[verbal geyser]

it’sa never lupus

[fiery carbon]

It never is

[fiery carbon]

I’m alive and well at the gym

[stoic pelican]

Oh oh that’s tung tung tung sahur!

[fiery carbon]

That was beautiful

I cried evens relished it

Like

[twilit tree]

!!NEW CATCH: OMEGA FIH DISCOVERED!!

[fiery carbon]

It’s beautiful

[twilit tree]

yay

[craggy prairie]

a picture of car city

[fiery carbon]

I think it might be the lighting or just the clouds. It makes this look so dramatic

[inner dome]

Idk who doesn't like soup

But I hate soup

I'm one of the only soup haters

[sage isle]

I don't like most cereals tbh :p

[fiery carbon]

I’ll be honest

[granite matrix]

Sniper monkey

[fiery carbon]

I don’t care for ramen

[inner dome]

Perish

Get...

Uh

Frowned upon

BTW the milk in cereal is absolutely a broth

[fiery carbon]

I will if you insist lol

[inner dome]

... :(

Don't

Idk how to express disapproval

Look at this lynx

[fiery carbon]

I love this cat

[fiery carbon]

I turned into dust

[quartz tinsel]

Hell no.

[inner dome]

Tf is it

SOUP???

[quartz tinsel]

Milk is milk.

[quasi palm]

This is off topic (obviously) but I made a video cause I was bored so I’m just gonna post it here and uhh yeah

https://youtu.be/iTB_SDGrwIo?si=oBWI4FrbmnlVvPOv

[quartz tinsel]

Anyway, it's past my bedtime.

Good night.

[fiery carbon]

Hell yeah man
Keep up the good
Work

Actually, really good at that

[quasi palm]

Thanks bro

✌️ 😁

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You opened social media one day to find a new hit show is taking the world by storm and-

Wait a second, that's YOUR show!

That's right, your Oc's, fantasy worlds and daydreaming has been made into a real show

How do you feel about it ? And what will you imagine now to influence it ?

[vale cliff]

A close friend is in pretty bad health and might pass away soon

I don’t really know if there’s a proper channel for this

But I had to get this off my chest

I don’t really know what else to say or do

[fiery carbon]

Say what you can bro

[fiery carbon]

Honestly I’d be confused cause how did they make a show about a weed smoking dog

[sage isle]

Amazed

[ionic skiff]

The B-Team
In a world where the 2012 apocalypse led to a bunch of weird and insignificant stuff outside of a rapture, two agencies try to screw each others plans. It gets worse from there.

4 Seasons plus a big finale

1: Basic Shenanigans
2: Space Shenanigans
3: Halloween invaded by eldritch zombie horde that they have to fight while being guided by a twilight-zone-like narrator who is the real leader

4: Shenanigans in Hell as a third agency the agencies have bullied plan revenge

Finale: Fighting the third agency, then their creator, then God

[pearl flume]

You good at math ?

[vale cliff]

Wtf

When did I even say that?

[sharp anchor]

end of january last year apparently

[vale cliff]

In any case, pretty sure I made it up for dramatic effect

[ionic skiff]

I like how we’ve agreed that Meowskulls is a stoner like the weed cat

[cyan ivy]

Ohh yo what's good your pfp was different just

Also wsg people I have awoken from thy divine slumber

[cyan ivy]

Awwe well say that say that anywhere and I wish you the best and I hope he gets better

[cyan ivy]

But it mason

[cyan ivy]

I think he was talking to you not me

[pearl flume]

She was an Emoticon and Emoji girl
He was a punctuation and proper grammar usage boy

[vale cliff]

No queer people?

😴

[cyan ivy]

Huh?

Did vro say three words and pass out

[vale cliff]

Idk if I’m cooking or going insane

[cyan ivy]

Yeah

[cyan ivy]

Probably cooking

[vale cliff]

Reach Ante 8 within an hour or become overwhelmed by stress

[cyan ivy]

Ohhhh

[vale cliff]

Yeah, you have to take anxiety medication to survive balatro as a AuDHD haver

[cyan ivy]

No

I'm a autistic ADHD humaniod and I'm fine

[vale cliff]

*in the mod

[cyan ivy]

Ohhhh

[vale cliff]

I’m AuDHD lol

[cyan ivy]

YOOOOO

[vale cliff]

I’m not trying to poke fun sorry 🙏

[cyan ivy]

We already established that 99% of the people in this discord server are either autistic or have adhd

[cyan ivy]

Clearly that would be friendly fire

[queen forge]

What

They were yesterday

What's going on

[quaint solar]

why is it so powerful

[fallen crypt]

Tuf

[queen forge]

what

[fallen crypt]

Bc yes

[fallen crypt]

Nutrición

[runic tinsel]

Booty

[cyan ivy]

HII HUMAN

[quartz tinsel]

Pain.

[runic tinsel]

It is unavoidable.

You will not run from it

Facing your fears is the only option

[latent hollow]

oml

[fiery carbon]

I still can’t decide what to use

[fallen crypt]

Block tales

[runic tinsel]

Booty

[vale cliff]

Must have been the wind

[royal widget]

YOOO why'd you send that

[fiery carbon]

Hawk tuah

[quartz tinsel]

Godsdamnit, I wish I could write.

[quartz tinsel]

No.

[fiery carbon]

Just practice bro

[vale cliff]

This

I say, not practicing

[fiery carbon]

To practice or to not practice

Quite the conundrum indeed

[quartz tinsel]

Practice how?

And is 15 years not enough?

[quartz tinsel]

It's a paradox, because I don't know what to write about to practice.

[vale cliff]

That’s not a paradox

That’s a catch-22

[fiery carbon]

A paradox is a paradox A paradox becomes a paradox if paradox is a paradox.

[vale cliff]

Huh?

[leaden quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SYFeOldct0
A friend's song. Really cool!

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok ok ok lala

[twilit tree]

THE FIHDEX!!!!

[quartz tinsel]

This catch-22 can catch these hands.

[shrewd vale]

talking about fih

a legendary green fih from spongebob has spawned!

5/532 fih collected

[fiery carbon]

His head is huge

[fiery carbon]

I’m slow bro

[sage isle]

Fr

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Never feel bored, ennui or apathetic again

Or

Never feel depressed, very angry or overwhelmed again

[quartz tinsel]

Rigged.

Six years and counting of boredom is depressing.

[sand valley]

2nd one

first one is just like

not really that big of a deal, and probably quite unhealthy

[shrewd vale]

theres 0 reason to choose 1

even if u dont experience depression or anger

getting rid of mild emotions is probably not a good idea

[hidden jay]

Here's my tattoo

[shrewd vale]

@twilit tree wheres ur fih

[fallen crypt]

Tuff bro

Im gona be the next

[runic tinsel]

Id rather just fucking kms ngl than take either.

"Hades vs Hell" ahh options

I guess the second option

[cyan ivy]

HELLO HUMAN

[cyan ivy]

Yo

So like

Wsg

[runic tinsel]

All good

You

[cyan ivy]

Nothing much

[cyan ivy]

ME TOO

[fiery carbon]

Trust me

I know

[cyan ivy]

Btw I've made more shit for my mod

[cyan ivy]

How??

Also why did you call me goober that's a different guy

[fiery carbon]

Everyone is a goober

I think

[cyan ivy]

No?

I'm a immature misprint lover

[fiery carbon]

Immature misprint lover Irish

[cyan ivy]

Yeah

[fiery carbon]

[cyan ivy]

Why do people always call me those kinda of names tho

Like goober and uhhhhhh

help me out here I forgot the other ones

[fiery carbon]

Hmmmm

[cyan ivy]

Like I've been called a tsundre SO MANY TIMES

[fiery carbon]

Dose it start with an r

[fiery carbon]

That’s not what I was thinking lol

[cyan ivy]

And IDK WHY

[cyan ivy]

Re part?

[cyan ivy]

But I have

That or

Uhhhh idk

Pretty sure someone called my honey before

Which was REALLY UNCALLED FOR

[fiery carbon]

I think that was a sight

[cyan ivy]

It was so random too

[fiery carbon]

Sign

Bleh

[cyan ivy]

Sign for WHAT

[fiery carbon]

Very random indeed

[fiery carbon]

IDK VRO

[cyan ivy]

What are you getting at here

[cyan ivy]

THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT

Also wtf was Ur pfp before this current one

[fiery carbon]

Oh an oc my gf made me

[cyan ivy]

Ohhh

WAIT GF

??

[fiery carbon]

A very gay guy

Yeah

[cyan ivy]

Ohhh

[fiery carbon]

I got a girl broski

[cyan ivy]

I was wondering cause I thought you were gay?

No clue why though

[fiery carbon]

Ehhh I’m not surprised lol

I like both

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[fiery carbon]

But I love my gf

🤤

[cyan ivy]

People often think I'm gay for some reason

And idk why cause I'm as straight as a 83° angle

[cyan ivy]

So yeah very cool

Ima like idk

[cyan ivy]

I genuinely don't know why though?

[fiery carbon]

I can see that

[cyan ivy]

How?

[fiery carbon]

You might be gay

[cyan ivy]

Hmmm

No

[fiery carbon]

It’s ok

[cyan ivy]

I'm not genuinely

I'm serious I'm not day

[cyan ivy]

Again with people thinking I'm gay

[fallen crypt]

You're gay?

[cyan ivy]

No

[cyan ivy]

Fuck you meanie

[fiery carbon]

Yes

I think

[cyan ivy]

I TRIED TO PRESS THE CALL BUTTON

[cyan ivy]

What?

[cyan ivy]

You think what

[cyan ivy]

Fire I think?

[fiery carbon]

I’m eating spaghetti

[fiery carbon]

Huh

[cyan ivy]

I love spaghetti

[cyan ivy]

Click the reply gng

[cyan ivy]

Can I have some???

Why do I hear fucking the ULTRAKILL terminal

I'm actually going insane

[fiery carbon]

Sure it’s really spicy tho

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok

[fiery carbon]

It might be peak

[cyan ivy]

It is

But I'm not schizophrenic