halfsword-chat-⚔

[small glen]

Now open half sword, and you must have that tab open

[meager raft]

so download from nexus open the zip file? sorry not super familer with modding n what not

[small glen]

Yeah

[meager raft]

gotcha thank you

[coarse urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-eyeofrah-eye-of-rah-gif-9337038677048830451

[torpid mortar]

my first shield win

and

honestly

for how much i hate on shields

im sure its understandable with how you have to play with shield

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866548182909452288/1289645796400173136/evil.gif

[civic furnace]

I love bashing peoples heads in with a shield 😊 ❤️ (Im not insane I swear.)

[torpid mortar]

im sure you can only do that with a buckler.

[civic furnace]

Perhaps

I would love for them to add more blunt weapons

[coarse urchin]

fastest fight i ever had

[civic furnace]

And let us play as boss characters in sandbox mode

[civic furnace]

Only 3 seconds 💔 Good job

[coarse urchin]

just use ovrdth selector

[torpid mortar]

im liking this

[civic furnace]

Where do u get that?

[coarse urchin]

nexusmods

[coarse urchin]

also download half swoed enhancer

very usefull

[civic furnace]

Alright thanks

[coarse urchin]

with HSE you can do smth like this

[civic furnace]

Thats seems so fun

But my pc so fucking ass

Sorry for swearing 🙏

[torpid mortar]

i died.

[civic furnace]

NO

I did gauntlet mode like yesterday

I crashed out bc I kept getting sent to the void

[coarse urchin]

just download HSE

you can kill npc with 1 button with this mod

[civic furnace]

I want to still play fairly

Im just trying to do it with normal dmg modifiers

I have gotten too used to near 0 to player and a lot to bot

[coarse urchin]

do you use this technique?

[torpid mortar]

trying real hard for no reason

[civic furnace]

Basically me after winning 😭

[spring sail]

is it possible to fight like the Commoner boss, using the greatsword properly? I can only really wiggle it about and go for the legs. It feels much less dangerous in the player's hands than a fast longsword.

[civic helm]

How do you guys save images in photo mode?

[sleek valve]

I forgor

[tulip spire]

this thing aint half bad

[tulip spire]

okay so after you take the photo, you go to steam (you can press F11 to get out of the game without closing it), and then do all this

[civic helm]

Thanks!!

[tulip spire]

no probs man

[jolly gorge]

i restarted the game and progress hasnt saved and i cant play abyss or free play

what do i do

[stoic steppe]

it appears willie takes fall damage

[tardy burrow]

What is this big sword

[stoic steppe]

I was playing abyss when willie decided to take an axe from his inventory...under his crotch and he flew for a while

yeeted himself to the floor face flat

[stoic steppe]

seems to be Gut's Dragon Slayer from Berserk, its modded

probably retextured the original long sword

or sum

[tardy burrow]

Oh I thought they finally added

[stoic steppe]

i wish😭

[restive barn]

actually its just a big longsword

[swift lotus]

how many different gamemodes are there

carnage, sumall buhurt, etc

[tardy burrow]

@worn heron see how good it looks ? 🥸🥸🥸

[tardy burrow]

[tardy burrow]

Man it’s not just

It’s really big sword

[restive barn]

sorry, a big longsword with a recolored smaller longsword as the guard

[tardy burrow]

Man 🥸

[small glen]

i haven't done kendo in fucking years

[swift lotus]

How many gamemodes are there? I only see single and carnage

How many gamemodes are there? I only see single and carnage

[tardy burrow]

Can you give link to this mod 😭?

[swift lotus]

How many gamemodes are there? I only see single and carnage

How many gamemodes are there? I only see single and carnage

[tardy burrow]

Don’t spam 🥸😭😭😭

[swift lotus]

yaya

but do yk?

[tardy burrow]

No

[swift lotus]

dam

n

[tardy burrow]

Ask blueberry

@worn heron

[swift lotus]

@worn heron

[tardy burrow]

@small glen you have link to this mod or something 🥸🫠

[small glen]

just go to nexus

[restive barn]

vicious weapon pack 2

[tardy burrow]

I am too lazy 🤫🫩

[tardy burrow]

I need link 😭

🥸

It’s important

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/42

glory hog bitter /j

[tardy burrow]

Thanks 🙏 😻

[tardy burrow]

Kick grab hand with sword and kick him

[stoic steppe]

single, carnage, spoilance, brave stand

[tardy burrow]

When he fall kick him all time and you win work always

[stoic steppe]

as far as I know

[small glen]

i am just doing kendo

we are both at max damage

one fuck up and i die

[tardy burrow]

But kicking its fun

[stoic steppe]

I tried going beggar on 1 run

died at the final boss tho (before baron)

[tardy burrow]

😭🫠

I hate bosses because they always cut my hand and I need to give up

Why hands

[restive barn]

what weapon i make

[stoic steppe]

true

[tardy burrow]

What you mean

[stoic steppe]

I was tryout different dmg modifers

[restive barn]

what weapon should i mod into hs

[tardy burrow]

Max both its most fun

[stoic steppe]

on 1 run on that annoying boss with the long sword, he cut my hand off, but I manage to kick my way through

somehow

[tardy burrow]

Hm idk what you like

[tardy burrow]

But there is one boss I don’t remeber on what level he is in black suit without helmet I freaking stuck most on him

[stoic steppe]

oh the one with the mace?

sry wrong tag lels

I was thinking u could mod a lightsaber or sum

[restive barn]

already did

[stoic steppe]

hmm

how about

one-day-blinding-stew

[tardy burrow]

He is after this guy with scythe

[stoic steppe]

but the guy after has a helm

[restive barn]

a what now

[stoic steppe]

the guy with the red suit with the barbed polearm

[tardy burrow]

He is one or two after guy with scythe so probably yes

He is most annoying because no matter I use shield or sword he rush on me and cut some from my body

I win one time 🥸 I cut his foot and he fall on my sword so I cut his neck

[stoic steppe]

you're probably talking about the guy with the long ass sword

[tardy burrow]

Maybe he have full black suit

[stoic steppe]

yep thats him ig

once u can get through his initial slice you're good

but that's the tough part

[tardy burrow]

No on Abyss

I kill him there easy because I have scythe

So cut his head immediately

[stoic steppe]

what's your favourite weapons?

[tardy burrow]

Big swords 🫠

[stoic steppe]

besides the barbed polearm since that's insanely op

hmm

I like using 2 forearm shields

[tardy burrow]

I also love this candlestick

[tardy burrow]

I don’t like shields 🛡️

Can hold sword with both hands

[tardy burrow]

But sometimes it’s needed

[stoic steppe]

I tried using double shields

the forearm ones work best

u get to block, you get to clobber them

it works through helms, but its quite rng based

might take a while

[tardy burrow]

But basically you can cut them feet’s and they can’t come closer to you

[tardy burrow]

And you can easily make them fall on ground

[stoic steppe]

what's the fun in that when u can smack their head left and right

[tardy burrow]

True

But I like see them fall all time they try hit me

[stoic steppe]

I see

another fav of mine is the warhammer

u got range, u got blunt dmg

[tardy burrow]

Yeah

But

Don’t have like

[restive barn]

guys what music shou;ld i make

[tardy burrow]

I mean when you have sword every part of sword can cut them head or sliced them

With warhammer you have one point to hit them for damage

[stoic steppe]

i think its reversed😭

[tardy burrow]

Perfect music

[stoic steppe]

hmm what genre are u thinking

[restive barn]

orchestra

[stoic steppe]

with lyrics or nah, or like, are u thinking of one that pairs with ur vid

idk

[restive barn]

no lyric

[tardy burrow]

🥸 why

[stoic steppe]

are u adding it to a half sword vid?

[restive barn]

no

just song

[small glen]

helicopter

[stoic steppe]

music career?

[restive barn]

tf do u mean

[stoic steppe]

uhm

like

I mean like, a brand new song, from scratch

though thats what you probably mean

[tardy burrow]

Yo why you have full staff and your enemy have nothing 🫠

😭

Poor guy

[restive barn]

if youre asking if i have a career in music

then no

[stoic steppe]

nah I meant that, I just worded it very wrongly

[small glen]

facing the power of Claymore

[candid walrus]

ngl for me the right hand is cheeks and the left hand is the left hand of Joe Frazier

[gaunt sundial]

Finally got an abyss run that made it all the way to knight boss
got placon plus GOOD armor (only missing upper arm upper leg)

game crashes

[fast kindle]

You mean pauldrons and cuisses ehe ehe...

@brisk hawk Monolit.... Velikiy Monolit.......

[brisk hawk]

I keep getting my arms chopped off on the ultimate challenge because all arm protection keeps clipping through the floor

I need a fix for that

[small glen]

become pro gamer

[brisk hawk]

I was on the last boss

[gaunt sundial]

generally need the skeleton joints to be a biiiiiit harder

they seem like the pop off with very little pressure

[small glen]

do you have high gore?

[fast kindle]

High gore turns people into meat balloons

[primal tide]

Please add multiplayer

[junior epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/rutledge-edward-rutledge-john-adams-john-adams-hbo-not-now-gif-20320043

[fast kindle]

Done. Update your game.

[primal tide]

i dont like this game anymore

[fast kindle]

Real

[primal tide]

i mean the discord

like this discord is not cool

[primal tide]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-gollum-lord-of-the-rings-lord-of-gif-5398462

[fast kindle]

Same but what the fuck did either of us expect bro

[sleek valve]

i fought steve in halfswordand he killed e instantly

[latent moon]

the dagger feels like something that would cost 3 skill points in a ubisoft game

[stiff belfry]

oblique kick

[latent moon]

the infamous reverse parry

[analog pelican]

ah yes, the discovery of a new bug that gives me an unfair advantage.

very interesting

[fast kindle]

?

[molten galleon]

!

[keen bay]

Iron man gaming

[molten galleon]

?

[keen bay]

Time to drop weapons and punch them

[fast kindle]

!

[molten galleon]

‽

[open viper]

is there any window of time for the release?

[fast kindle]

🦄

[molten galleon]

Q4 of 2025

So probably later this year

[fast kindle]

Tomorrow

Be ready

[distant plume]

dude im baffled

the game optimization is so good

i used to lag even in medium graphic

but now im playing smoothly in high

good shi

[fast kindle]

@molten galleon wanna fight about it buster?

Why I ought to

[molten galleon]

Bro this game is optimized so well compared to other unreal engine games

[distant plume]

fr

i lag like hell before they merge the 2 version

[molten galleon]

But people hate on it because blood lags their laptop 💔

Try playing nuclear nightmare without DLSS and then try halfsword again

[proven pivot]

BRO WE WANT ANOTHER UPDATE

ADD GUN

[molten galleon]

Twin stop speaking 💔

[open viper]

i was hoping for a release on summer sale 😦

bad to me i guess

too hyped for this game

[molten galleon]

💔

Nobody really knows when it will release

Just that it's sometime this year

[open viper]

such a gem game, demo is fun as hell

[molten galleon]

On tweak

I ❤️ scythe guy

[astral thunder]

got sick of losing so i just used mods to oneshot everything lol

[open viper]

another game that's taking my eyes on is kingmakers, but it's also Q4 this year

[open viper]

heck no

[open viper]

poor baron

[astral thunder]

yeah poor baron

bro got hit with the power of a gazillion willies

[open viper]

lmao

why is cinematic graphics so laggy

[analog pelican]

so basically the way you do it appearntly is you start the game, you select whatever lvl of character you want to play in free mode, you exit the game, re enter the game, go to free mode, and only click play, and then that way you stay as y our selected character but you automatically get put in the starting level.

[molten galleon]

Cinematic graphics is meant only for photography because it's so demanding

Nobody can run cinematic mode tbf

[open viper]

ohh

[astral thunder]

AND I STILL CANT BEAT ABYSS

[void igloo]

is there a half-sword multiplayer mod

[solemn holly]

there is not

[astral thunder]

i punch people so hard it leaves holes in their clothes

[void igloo]

shame

[open viper]

what the hell are you doing with those poor commoners 😨

[astral thunder]

im turning them into candles

[fast kindle]

Dude you died to John Axe

C'mon

[astral thunder]

i had my movement speed high

i crashed into him

[fast kindle]

What weapon were you usin

[astral thunder]

dem hands

gotta have some sort of challenge

[fast kindle]

Dying to the first boss seems like you already have enough of a challenge

[astral thunder]

yeahhh

tho i had the fog on

and with how fast i was oging

i couldnt react

[fast kindle]

Wanna know what I find fun

Get a pitchfork

Switch to first person

Run

=

Battlefield I bayonet charge

Very fun

[astral thunder]

yeah but punching people untill you leave holes in them is fun too
you should try messing around with mods some time

[fast kindle]

Mods have never been very kind to me

Except stalker mods I guess

[astral thunder]

lol so far ive only tried the enhancer

[distant plume]

how do i make my game not slow down when i do this

[brisk hawk]

You don’t

[distant plume]

how do u do those roundhouse kick then

[brisk hawk]

Find out

[dense mulch]

when full sword?

[distant plume]

are u kidding me 💔

[open viper]

have you tried to press f and turn the camera?

how much sensivity do you guys set?

[torpid mortar]

shield kinda

kinda busted

ngl

[cursive fjord]

My #1 opp

[open viper]

how have you ripped the helmet wtf

[tender quest]

im real strong

[iron rose]

is there any way to stop my characters from ungrabbing at random? its so annoying when I try to throw them

[late phoenix]

Default

[finite river]

Dawg

I just got violated in abyss tf

The guy fucking oblique kicks me and then just rams an axe straight down my skull while i'm trying to recover from my knee bending in the opposite direction

[molten galleon]

👅 don't let me catch you in my abyss again you whelp

[finite river]

https://tenor.com/view/narcan-overdose-paramedics-heroine-nosferatu-gif-27664810

[distant plume]

bro

ok why does medal lag so much

[lament wraith]

is it possible to survive dismemberment? im in the abyss, i stopped bleeding but my willy is still stunned

[icy vine]

nah u gotta restart

[dawn fjord]

the song that goes “HEY HEY HEY HEY” is a banger

[icy vine]

i js lost to the boss before the baron 💀

[lament wraith]

blood of belmont?

[icy vine]

have you guys ever won the game?

[distant plume]

kiled my number 1 op

[lament wraith]

yeah

won abyss a few times, baron only once

[icy vine]

is sword the best weapon for knight?

[lament wraith]

depends

i find that the most universal weapon is the pollaxe

[icy vine]

okay thx

[finite river]

Just trip him when he goes in then g&p

[distant plume]

guess my kicking only journey ends here

[icy vine]

rip

[dawn fjord]

YES

[sleek gull]

Yes.

[distant plume]

hand holding

[latent moon]

bro got violated

[fringe jewel]

whendoes half sword come outtttt

[latent moon]

early access in october this year

[fringe jewel]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[naive wedge]

if only there was a mod to decrease willy's chance of surrendering

or remove it

[half cloak]

ai does more dmg in uc right?

[heavy valve]

aaaaa i wish body size saved in fist fight

[naive wedge]

what?

whats UC#

[half cloak]

ultimate challange

[naive wedge]

which one

[half cloak]

baron fight

[naive wedge]

idk

[safe jewel]

what do you get after winning with baron?

[upper wigeon]

depression

[orchid spindle]

I just got done with the baron fight, great chalange, can't wait to do it like 10 more.times

[tulip spire]

cool shit in free mode

[half cloak]

wish i could get past the first like 3 stages of the uc, it either crashes or i die to the smallest thing

[lapis dock]

ME WHEN I CRASH ON BARON

AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAQH

[half cloak]

and i do less damage and the ai does more

[tulip spire]

me when i get stabbed in the fucking torso by an entire greatsword:

[deep shale]

"aw man, I can't believe you've done this."

[latent moon]

"Goodnes gracious,it would appear i have perished whilst engaged in a conflict"

[torpid mortar]

peak

anyways this guy took my hand off but i still managed

any other angle just

doesnt look good

but basically

[orchid spindle]

Crashing in the middle of a good run is a quintessential part of getting better during the ultimate challenge

[latent moon]

i beat the ultimate challenge and my willie collapsed barely a second after i actualy beat the baron

[torpid mortar]

seems angry idk

[deep shale]

he hasn't surrendered yet
he stands still and screams

[orchid spindle]

Love that shit

[deep shale]

i dont know what the nobility want me to do, the guy is done

[latent moon]

slap him

[half cloak]

ive crashed like 30 times atp

and like 90% of them is by the time i even glimpse some armor

[orchid spindle]

Same here brother

[tranquil wing]

is there a multiplayer mod?

[latent moon]

it was only because of performance issues that i beat the ultimate challenge with no blood and low quality

[deep shale]

i hittem with the roundhouse kick

they love the roundhouse

[orchid spindle]

I never learned to roundhouse

[tranquil wing]

Is it possible to play online from the mobile version of the game? or is there a multiplayer mod for the steam version?

[orchid spindle]

Ive been experimenting with throwing knives

[tranquil wing]

йоууууу

[orchid spindle]

I do not think there is multiplayer yet

[latent moon]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kaFcqMVyHXlsWwrrs?invite=cr-MSxLYmgsMTAyNzY5ODA1

[torpid mortar]

slipped on a banan

[latent moon]

imagine if this kick hit tho

[tranquil wing]

ок

[deep shale]

there wont be multiplayer
netcode for physics ragdoll fightin games is a nightmare

[orchid spindle]

I hope and pray there will be

[latent moon]

#faq

[deep shale]

yeah dog, that's the dream

[latent moon]

there may be multiplayer

[orchid spindle]

I need to bully my fighting game friends

I need it

[deep shale]

if i had to choose between 1 million dollars or halfsword muiltiplayer
im gonna take one for the team. the team deathmatch.

[torpid mortar]

yoinked his weapon

i crouched down and he really locked down like 'huh'

some cartoony ass shit

ah.

seems i was the fool.

[half cloak]

another crash

and i JUST got armor

[late nacelle]

imagine they add vr support

[torpid mortar]

then its just ripoff b&s.

[latent moon]

imagine getting hit by this in vr
or imagine getting hit by this at all,infact

[shell forge]

Has anyone else managed to lobotomize an enemy? He just follows me in a slow saunter with his right arm constantly lowered.

[late nacelle]

imagine hitting that and then doing a backflip

in vr

[latent moon]

holdon i gotta find the clip

[latent moon]

Oh i read it wrong

i read getting hit and doing a backflip mb

[late nacelle]

how did he levitate

[lavish sapphire]

vr halfsword would be way beter than blade and sorcery

[ripe rover]

I suggest renaming spinkick to skibidikick

[lavish sapphire]

wheres bros hose 💔

[latent moon]

he died
he was going to heaven
but the abyss said NO!

[torpid mortar]

put a little spin on it

[deep shale]

i humbly request that they improve helmets for first person view

[torpid mortar]

its accurate.

you cant see shit with a helmet on.

[latent moon]

there is a helmet that literally makes you blind

[deep shale]

you'd think this style of barbute has great visiblity but YOU CANT SEE SHIT

[torpid mortar]

that needs to be fixed

[latent moon]

thats the one that makes you blind,right?

[torpid mortar]

i am aware of that

[deep shale]

right

[torpid mortar]

shit is sad

it looks so good

but

pressing v is a death sentence

[latent moon]

i dont really play in first person

[torpid mortar]

i do sometimes

for daggers

[latent moon]

same
only for daggers tho

[torpid mortar]

since its easier when you can see distance better

[latent moon]

i dont know if its about distance,really
i just think its a better angle

BUT THE DAMN HAT

[torpid mortar]

I LOVE THE GREATSWORDS RANGE

[torpid mortar]

there was no need for that extra headbutt

[deep shale]

how do u get a greatsword in commoner tier

[latent moon]

to be fair
i did not intend to headbutt at all

[torpid mortar]

silly shit mods

[gilded breach]

Ovrdth selector mod

[deep shale]

makes sense

[torpid mortar]

fair

[deep shale]

ive gotta really good headbut clipp

pardon that it's been compressed to shit

im trying to wriggle out of ye olden "scorpions embrace" and i sort of... ran outta options

[empty belfry]

does somebody know how can I reset my progress? I want to try to beat the gauntlet again

[late nacelle]

how do u download mods?

[quartz crypt]

I finally defeated the Baron

[cunning nebula]

you gotta beat the ultimate challenge

[empty belfry]

it buggs out and I can never get past a certain point

[gilded breach]

Everything is on nexusmods.com

[lavish sapphire]

beat the baron, turn dmg to 0 if its too difficult

[late nacelle]

ty

[empty belfry]

the problem its not difficulty its fatal error

[cunning nebula]

yeah I had to turn down my graphics and resolution all the way down

on a side note does anyone know if kicking the Willies in the willie hurts their nuts or does it hurt their legs lol

[lavish sapphire]

i had the same problem and i fixed it by turning enemy dmg to max then speedrunning it quickly before the game crashes, the longer you keep the game running for and the more retrys, the more likely it is to crash

[half cloak]

Huh good to know

So just gotta close the game after every fail

[quartz crypt]

The crashing is related to graphics

At least with my pc

Had to reduce graphics

[lavish sapphire]

just turn ur dmg to 0 and enemy to 100 and u wont fail unless u get decapitated which u can prevent pretty easily, i found that when i play super aggressive i just dont even get hit lol

[astral thunder]

with a mod that lets me oneshot everyone yes

[lavish sapphire]

the crashing is from the game running for too long im pretty sure, so then the game needs to restart itself

probably ram or vram something like that

[astral thunder]

nah its cuz of blood

lemme link the message

#updates message

[lavish sapphire]

blood also makes the crashing alot more likely

but it can still crash without blood i think

[astral thunder]

blood IS the reason

[lavish sapphire]

i just play with like 20% blood to see if the enemy is bleeding and where i hit them without lagging

[astral thunder]

any amount of blood can trigger it

[lavish sapphire]

the message says the problem is the thing they use for the blood, not the blood itself. ive crashed on the baron fight even with 0 blood

[astral thunder]

well the thing they use for the blood wouldnt activate

if theres no blood

would it

[lavish sapphire]

it would still be running in the background since its litterally in the game files lol

[astral thunder]

yeah but it wouldnt have a trigger

its running for no reason

[half cloak]

huh ive always assumed it was because of the way the bodys disappear in baron

[quartz crypt]

With my final challenge it always crashed after like 3 waves, but it stopped after i reduced my graphics to low. maybe its like the simulation of too many things at once

[astral thunder]

nah its just cuz of the challenge being longer its more likely to happen cuz more blood

[lavish sapphire]

well yeah, that is why its more likely to crash, cus of how many enemy models are in one match especially with armour

[lavish sapphire]

in matches like carnage where theres multiple enemys, the game lags way more even when nobody has gotten hit

[astral thunder]

yeah but it doesnt crash

[lavish sapphire]

so its the human models that make it lag alot too

[astral thunder]

for me at least

[lavish sapphire]

well in the baron match theres like 10+ enemys compared to 5 in carnage

[astral thunder]

small buhurts make my fps tiny but i never crashed cuz of it

[wispy valley]

What Ive noticed is that if there are 5 or more ai in the arena the game will struggle more

[lavish sapphire]

and baron match is way longer

[astral thunder]

in total yeah but doesnt the data for them stop being taken into account when they die

like abyss mode

[lavish sapphire]

i dont think the enemy models fully disappear in baron match

so thats probably why it lags so much

[astral thunder]

all willies share one braincell confirmed

[lavish sapphire]

in abyss mode i lag the further i get

also it seems like when i turn my back to the spot where the enemy died i lag less but when i turn back around facing where the enemy died it lags more

[astral thunder]

probably because it doesnt render stuff once you look away

[lavish sapphire]

so maybe the enemy model just goes underground when dying

[wispy valley]

So they do actually fully despawn, its just with how buggy looking that decomposing animation can be it can send polygons all over and shatter the fps, its also due to all of the loaded dropped items like weapons and armor, yes they will despawn after some time but not nearly fast enough

[half cloak]

they dont disappear and the armor stays

[half cloak]

oh nvm then

[lavish sapphire]

hopefully they fix the performance issues cus i should not be lagging with ps3 graphics

[astral thunder]

the game waits for you to let go of them to let them decompose fully

(still messing around with mods to oneshot stuff btw)

my arm is so bloody because of how much damage i do

one punch literally stops their heart

[astral thunder]

id be punching holes through people if the game allowed that

[wispy valley]

I cant wait till they decide to add in internal organs and stuff, so you can actually disembowel the willies

[astral thunder]

yessss

one slash to the stomach and you see stuff fall out of them

🔥

[wispy valley]

Or like skull deformation, or ribcage stuff, so if you hit willie hard enough you can cave in his skull or his ribcage

[astral thunder]

i one hit a willie so hard he grew a third eye

[soft osprey]

Mmm I’m fairly certain I’ve seen a dev say the bodies go under the floor, idk if they fully despawn after a while or what though

[astral thunder]

this is why i play without armour

[astral thunder]

the despawning mechanic breaks if you grab a willie in abyss mode

the skeleton just stays there

[wispy valley]

Unarmored and light armored battles are the best

[astral thunder]

half clipped into the floor

[soft osprey]

That’s funny, make a #1047240101152960525 post about it

[astral thunder]

hes sinking

[wispy valley]

Also can I just say I cannot wait till we get some sort of multiplayer, yes I know itll be way way way down the line when the game is released fully and stable for everyone, but its going to be so fun once it is

[astral thunder]

gladio mori is a good substitute

[wispy valley]

I know it is and I love the game but without added stuff its very much dry after a few games, especially when youre trying to teach someone who has no idea how to handle game files and stuff to get new weapons and fighting styles lol

[astral thunder]

i feel that

i struggle with installing mods all the time

even with guides

good thing half sword mods are stupidly simple

like the enhancer

you just install it and it works

like i broke his arm with a punch

[torpid mortar]

death by light taps from the very end of my greatsword

[soft osprey]

Gross

[astral thunder]

did you lace it

this is what happens when you mess around with mods too far

has modding gone too far

[heavy lance]

guys why game crushing? what this fix?

[astral thunder]

disable blood

[astral thunder]

devs explained the issue here

[heavy lance]

i launch game, go downloading and game crushing

[astral thunder]

oh its not cuz of the gameplay?

[heavy lance]

cuz?

[astral thunder]

because

[heavy lance]

no

i launch game

[white trail]

apparently you can kind of "break" willie's arms if you play tug of war with it

[heavy lance]

The engine label appears and then the game crashes with an error.

[astral thunder]

do you get any crash message or does the game just close

oh

whats the error

[heavy lance]

I'll send it now

[astral thunder]

send it to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525

[heavy lance]

send

[astral thunder]

like make your own post

there

[heavy lance]

i make the post

You have to wait 30 minutes.

[astral thunder]

oh

what tags did you use

[heavy lance]

question

[astral thunder]

whats your question

[heavy lance]

what fix that?

[astral thunder]

i dont know

i never saw a bug like this

[astral thunder]

just send it here so the developers know about it

[heavy lance]

i send

[lusty brook]

Do any of you play voor de kroon

[astral thunder]

never heard of it

[lusty brook]

It’s pretty peak but it’s super unfinished

It’s on steam

[astral thunder]

is it free

[lusty brook]

No

[astral thunder]

aw

[lusty brook]

It’s 30 bucks, I wouldn’t buy it right now

[weak prairie]

is playtest still running?

[astral thunder]

no the playtest and demo are one game now

#announcements message

[weak prairie]

ohh, thanks mate

[astral thunder]

no problem

[astral thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1378057813175304312/image.png?ex=683b37d9&is=6839e659&hm=5c1a79aafd32904b9c3d36b809c63df4e43fb3f0080316c5dee938155229d2e7&

i see a story

[astral thunder]

same willie

[astral thunder]

are we just flexing now

[dense mulch]

when full sword?

[dense mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/mashup-week-craig-netherrack-nightmares-herobrine-minecraft-gif-22439634

=(

[astral thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/mashup-week-craig-netherrack-nightmares-herobrine-minecraft-gif-22439634

[torpid mortar]

he took my arm off and i dont think im getting that back.

[astral thunder]

could be worse

[torpid mortar]

bro

the fucking handle

is stuck inside of him

[astral thunder]

imagine if he started beating you with it

[torpid mortar]

not the blade

the fucking handle

the whole handle

[astral thunder]

you must be using steroids to stab it in him that deep

[torpid mortar]

is inside of his body

[torpid mortar]

IM JUST FUCKING CONFUSED RN 💔

seriously

how

you can see where the hilt ends and the blade starts

thats on the outside

[astral thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854412250722205726/1337135412992540814/B43641F9-854C-4524-8025-B03F50CEAEE5.png?ex=683aa8a5&is=68395725&hm=a46dfa4fa649cf4e2f3abe00e8b068f71105a9afd6c50ec23cfe5a41b4b5fba5&

old demo hit diffrent

[torpid mortar]

now how the fuck is the handle on the inside and not the blade

[astral thunder]

did he suck it into himself

[torpid mortar]

no i just pushed it and it kinda just slid further into him and now im in this situation

[astral thunder]

damn

[torpid mortar]

because he cut my arm off

[astral thunder]

headbutt

[torpid mortar]

i will die

[astral thunder]

you got this

[torpid mortar]

if i i try that

i will be kicking him

[astral thunder]

try to pull the sword out with your other arm

like out of him

[torpid mortar]

nvm but the sword came out

i think i give up here

[astral thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172431577184206899/1337728278013808640/50C0A663-54B5-42B3-A7F9-76D9F65060FE.png?ex=683ad68b&is=6839850b&hm=b0a6eeb292bf4fb94527e277c0a7c808ff8c91a2e3f769377547a64d46d9bcfb&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172431577184206899/1337389362291413026/2025-2-7_13h35min36s_1920x1080.png?ex=683aec67&is=68399ae7&hm=e977b49a126f658e1a763f64775773af5bb1082a3da9c61d640e82597ace9c40&

fungus arm

[torpid mortar]

disarmed

he gave up before i could drop my greatsword to try and square up

nasty ass counter

nah you right

im having fun tho

so stfu

atleast im not playing knight at beggar tier

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268153625775964251/1317151629232836648/togif.gif

[astral thunder]

i love using mods to make my fists stronger than any other weapon

[civic furnace]

Whats the lowest character you have used to beat the gauntlet mode?

[astral thunder]

knight lmao

[civic furnace]

Regular damage?

[torpid mortar]

i think man at arms

lower damage settings tho

both parties

[astral thunder]

easiest settings

minimum damage to player

max damage to npc

im not a fan of armour fights i feel like they take foreve

r

[torpid mortar]

im a fan of armor fights because its funny when you hit them in the head really hard with a greatsword and they just

fall over

[civic furnace]

I used peasant with those modifiers

[astral thunder]

beware tomato man

[torpid mortar]

for example.

very old ss

(its not that old)

but its really fucking funny when you do hit things like that

[astral thunder]

what damage settings do you play with when you fight armoured

[astral thunder]

i play with default sensitivity so its hard for me to do headshots

[torpid mortar]

i play with the highest sensitivity.

i play alot of

t3

longsword

alot alot of it

[astral thunder]

no amount of armour can save you from tomato man

[torpid mortar]

he was in pain so i just

yeah

[astral thunder]

he looks happy what are you talking about

tho he has a couple teeth loose

[torpid mortar]

well he was infact screaming in utter terror and unbearable pain about 0.2 seconds before that

[astral thunder]

could be worse for him

[torpid mortar]

i cut off his hand like

3 seconds into the match

[astral thunder]

when are we getting jousting

[civic furnace]

I am infact certain that half sword players are not sane

[torpid mortar]

im sure i cant share what i do but im probably the least sane person thats active in this server

[astral thunder]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message is this a valid way to beat baron

[torpid mortar]

no bro 💔

touch of death

[astral thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1378057813175304312/image.png?ex=683b37d9&is=6839e659&hm=5c1a79aafd32904b9c3d36b809c63df4e43fb3f0080316c5dee938155229d2e7&

[torpid mortar]

spare?

[civic furnace]

I used to slice of dead persons limbs for fun

NO one here is sane

[astral thunder]

my damage is so high i tear clothes off of people from my punches

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1378071136809779341/image.png?ex=683b4442&is=6839f2c2&hm=10df9b59ed3cc575c508f5477a936c6e836e456a47488f10b1a118895b59a1ee&

got him dressed like a gay stripper

[torpid mortar]

oh no im talking about shit outside of halfsword

[civic furnace]

Thats made me laugh

[civic furnace]

Gulp

[soft osprey]

Shush

[torpid mortar]

stuff on topic i can talk about

[torpid mortar]

see

im sure i cant talk about shit outside of it

so i wont

[astral thunder]

dm me it 🤑

[civic furnace]

Smh basel

[soft osprey]

Freaks

[civic furnace]

(Me too)

[torpid mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/sped-up-fox-watermelon-melon-fox-eat-the-watermelon-gif-15563947982060648881

[civic furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111672299771400254/1324184866803159040/attachment.gif

MY GIF RIGHTS

[torpid mortar]

i am NOT dming either of you it

[civic furnace]

I NEED THEM

[astral thunder]

look man i just love deatomizing people with mods

[soft osprey]

Halfcord users try not to be edgy challenge

IMPOSSIBLE

[astral thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111672299771400254/1324184866803159040/attachment.gif?ex=683b0182&is=6839b002&hm=43ba3518a083f7bb385e83ab45124b2a056d69a966ec40878522a2759b605af9&

[civic furnace]

Thanks basel 😔

[astral thunder]

when did this become a stereotype

[torpid mortar]

its accurate

[soft osprey]

Since always

[astral thunder]

damn

[soft osprey]

Im bullying you now. This shit right here, this shit right here..made me physically recoil in unadulterated cringe

God damnit gasoline

[torpid mortar]

poor wording gets you places

[astral thunder]

mild injury

i can walk this off right guys

[torpid mortar]

still though

[leaden atlas]

has been asked already

multiplayer when?

[torpid mortar]

just because you cut someone up and turned them into a bean in a game doesnt mean youre not sane

that just means youre having fun

[astral thunder]

not any time soon

[torpid mortar]

isnt this confirmed to be like

[soft osprey]

Wait I got something for this

[torpid mortar]

entirely false

multipler never

[torpid mortar]

only modders making multiplayer someday

like

[leaden atlas]

i like the devs sense of humor

[torpid mortar]

i remember someone confirming it

or i remember incorrectly and im just stupid

(likely)

[soft osprey]

Split screen is confirmed. Online multiplayer isn’t too likely but, if it does come, after full release of the game.

[torpid mortar]

split screen is something i see as

yeah that makes sense

[leaden atlas]

just to clarify this game is dope

[astral thunder]

better view

[torpid mortar]

however i just dont think online multipler would be easy

at all

in a physics based game like halfsword

[astral thunder]

yeah

one side's bound to crash

not to mention desyncs

[torpid mortar]

thats why split screen is probably fine

[astral thunder]

yeah

cant desync if its on the same device

[torpid mortar]

online multiplayer will be pretty fucked tho

0.2 seconds of lag and you suddenly are on the floor in 2 pieces

[astral thunder]

split screen with some third party program like parsec will work fine

[astral thunder]

why do you keep using 2 for all your examples of stuff

[torpid mortar]

favorite number

[astral thunder]

mines 5

are we mortal enemie

s

[torpid mortar]

i dont like enemies

[jagged stream]

i was in the abyss and got hit and i was suddendly blind and only heard screams, is this a bug or smt

[torpid mortar]

no you just fell through the floor or got hit hard enough to go blind

[jagged stream]

well thats bullshit

[jagged stream]

fuckass bugs

[astral thunder]

100% modded btw i wouldnt get past the farmer boss if i played normally

[torpid mortar]

we know youre ass bro you dont gotta keep saying it like 50 times over

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866548182909452288/1289645796400173136/evil.gif

[astral thunder]

im sorry ill stop mentioning it

i just dont want someone whos seeing this for the first time to think im some gamer god

[torpid mortar]

real

[outer whale]

Update the game already damn you think a game in progress would be dialed in updating everyday

[astral thunder]

what content's on your mind

like whats on your wishlist for a future update

[sleek granite]

sandbox gamemode or pvp is what first comes to mind

fisticuffs with the boys

[outer whale]

Improved gore/gut spilling, new Holy Roman Empire gear, more added weapons, weather and seasonal changes, DLC's, new maps with a crowd, ect

Make it more immersive, engaging, and be on top of updates

[soft osprey]

Are you some sort of..gamer god?

[sleek granite]

evasion is key ig

[astral thunder]

nooo im just a humble mod user

[outer whale]

I dont think the devs understand their company can be a million dollar company but they are just slacking

[sleek granite]

I try to overwhelm him with knocks as fast as possible

got to Baron and got my ass handed to me in the ultimate challenge

[outer whale]

Yeah then the game ends there like bro add MY suggested updates everyone will love it

[unreal temple]

My favorite line from this video, "he hit him so hard he make sparks come out of his groin

https://youtu.be/apJx9UzR0ew?si=pOcviUdCYcrhW_uL

[astral thunder]

i remember that lol

it lived rent free in my head

[sleek granite]

backseat developing is very easy, you just sling what comes to your mind

an equivalent of the bus station life coach drunkard

[astral thunder]

have you tried mods yet

[outer whale]

If I was one of the devs and could have potential to make hundreds of thousands from my game its all I would have on my mind

My updates arent even that crazy, just more realism and a immersive experience

[sleek granite]

I tried the latest trainer released in March I think? It has some nice features to mess with the game

like bringing an axe to a beggar knife fight

[astral thunder]

thats basically a sandbox mode

[sleek granite]

not true sandbox, though, it's still a dll on top of regular game

[astral thunder]

the one im using to oneshot stuff is the enhancer

[sleek granite]

think like GMod or something similar, with more precision

[astral thunder]

is it missing anything you would wanna see in a sandbox

[sleek granite]

I'd love to but that wouldn't fit there of all places, and now of all times

[astral thunder]

dm me it 🔥

[sleek granite]

I'm content with what the demo has to offer right now, ragdoll based fighting is fun as is imo

[soft osprey]

They’re focusing on early access, not a demo that will probably be removed after early access. That’s a waste of time and resources. You have no idea how much they have behind closed doors. Stop backseat developing, some of the most annoying shit ever

[outer whale]

Are you eligible to go in Сухопутные войска

[astral thunder]

wouldnt it be nice if they would tell us?

[sleek granite]

probably not, heart problems

[outer whale]

Alright bro relax 💀

[astral thunder]

or would that put more pressure on them

[sleek granite]

surprise is part of the gift

[soft osprey]

They have, and made clear what’s going on in #announcements and #updates

[outer whale]

Diamonds only form under pressure, they need it.

[astral thunder]

all fun and games till that diamond cracks

[outer whale]

Diamond is near indestructible

[soft osprey]

Halfsword has 6 million + downloads, they’ll be more than okay on release

[quartz nimbus]

I didnt even know this was possible

[soft osprey]

Number one most played demo on steam, even

[outer whale]

Not if they longer than GTA 6

[astral thunder]

like my 4th time sending this lol

[soft osprey]

Alright nobody is beating gta on release

It would even beat out elder scrolls 6

[outer whale]

😂

[quartz nimbus]

what? you can smash a diamond with a hammer lol

[soft osprey]

A DIAMOND hammer

[shy pilot]

Has anyone else noticed an fps bump?

[quartz nimbus]

theyre just scratch resistant

[sleek granite]

don't smoke the mountain hamlet weed

[opal bramble]

This dude created a new term for his argument lmao back seat developing

[astral thunder]

what else do we call it

[outer whale]

Sounds like youve been smashing moissanite

[soft osprey]

I wish, I just stole it from another comment a few up lol

[opal bramble]

Whatever your heart desires Basel

[opal bramble]

Gg

[astral thunder]

my heart desires to call it back seat developing

what about you

[opal bramble]

You’re feisty

[astral thunder]

[opal bramble]

[outer whale]

If you beat ultimate challenge you should get access to the full game

[opal bramble]

I’m going to beat you

[outer whale]

Youre like a day 1 homie since the demo like cmon now

[sleek granite]

"I want the full version before everyone else!"

[outer whale]

Mhm I do

[astral thunder]

he lowkey onto something tho

[sharp sand]

Anyone has tips for the abyss? I am really struggling to get past even the third boss

[outer whale]

If you beat ultimate challenge you should also get it for free

[sleek granite]

not really

[astral thunder]

he is tho

i want the full version before everyone else too

[sleek granite]

candleholder and axe are pretty solid early weapons until full armor

[opal bramble]

Slow mo

[outer whale]

Dont miss the point, beat ultimate challenge, youve proven loyalty, you did the challenge, you should get the game for free as a day 1 OG

[sleek granite]

candleholder less than axe, of course, but it's still pretty good if you can catch the opponent into its legs

[soft osprey]

If you buy early access you’ll get the full game on release, and likely will be cheaper than full release too

[sleek granite]

not really

[sharp sand]

Thanks

[outer whale]

My idea isnt bad alot of people cant beat ultimate challenge, we are the rare OG's

[soft osprey]

Yes they have to make money at some point. It’s been 2 years at minimum of free content

That 6 million people downloaded

[sharp sand]

The demo got me so addicted that I'll probably buy the game day 1

[astral thunder]

if you are so loyal shouldnt you wait like the rest of us

[outer whale]

6 million? Best I can do is 271K

[soft osprey]

Estimate is 8 million around early access release with how much it grows

[sleek granite]

people buy cod en masse for so much more

not willing to spend money at all is another topic

[astral thunder]

because they know what they are getting and they want that

[outer whale]

Economy isnt the best rn man

[astral thunder]

jopey has a point

[sleek granite]

5 euros is one third of a barber visit in Berlin

[astral thunder]

idk why im commentating im adding nothing to this conversation

[outer whale]

Nah you are keep hyping me up 🙌

[sleek granite]

it hasnt been that since 2008

[astral thunder]

say less

[soft osprey]

You can just search

from:pierre le fou

He’s an employee, and speaks a lot on metrics and what not

[outer whale]

Maybe not in Российская Федерация

[soft osprey]

He might’ve mentioned pricing too

[sleek granite]

ran out of points?

[outer whale]

No my friend dont get pissed

[sleek granite]

I don't think I am but it's the second time you mention a thing specifically in Russian for some reason

[astral thunder]

maybe you ran out of points

[astral thunder]

its almost like he lives there

just a theory

[outer whale]

Its respectful to talk to someone in their native language my friend 💪

[sleek granite]

Well in that case go either all or nothing

[outer whale]

I will get banned here call me on telegram then

[sleek granite]

not interested

[sterile bison]

anyone knows why the game crashes in baron fight?

[outer whale]

Bro im serbian

You HAVE to be interested

[sleek granite]

sranje is serenja

not really

[outer whale]

Why are you defensive

[sterile bison]

okie dokie zanku

[sleek granite]

God was a Serb and He is hiding in fear of what He created

[soft osprey]

Spy kids ahhhh

[outer whale]

So will you support Ukraine as a independent nation

[soft osprey]

None of that.

#rules

No politics

[outer whale]

Look what he said though

[sleek granite]

Yes. End of story.

[outer whale]

Im reporting you to FSB

[sleek granite]

Steve Buscemi is a wonderful man

[soft osprey]

Where

[astral thunder]

calm down ladies thisis half sword

[outer whale]

Its not a big deal man im just saying

[astral thunder]

can we talk half sword

i think its a pretty fun game

[soft osprey]

You think halfswords a game? This isn’t a game, this is serious business.

[outer whale]

Bro got scared though 😂

[astral thunder]

my fault

[outer whale]

If you die in Half Sword you die irl

[astral thunder]

half sword is a pretty cool work of art

up there with water

[soft osprey]

All good, as long as you know humor, jokes, laughter, and good times are not allowed here

[astral thunder]

noted

[outer whale]

@sleek granite Ser

[naive holly]

Yall want a clip or smthn. Look at da blood

[astral thunder]

did you slit his entire shoulder

[sleek granite]

clean

[outer whale]

Im not arguing 🏰

[naive holly]

Nah I think straight sternum shot

[outer whale]

See hes back

[sleek granite]

London Dynamics level of stab

[astral thunder]

💔

this should be the next boss after baron

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1378057813175304312/image.png?ex=683b37d9&is=6839e659&hm=5c1a79aafd32904b9c3d36b809c63df4e43fb3f0080316c5dee938155229d2e7&

[outer whale]

Nudity

[naive holly]

Willie ass

[astral thunder]

punched bro so hard his pants tore off

[outer whale]

Now circumsize him

[astral thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1378076623030456420/image.png?ex=683b495e&is=6839f7de&hm=18f86bddcd3b2d39c39a5db84d732cbbbd94d81707744500edab9492c99019e6&

[astral thunder]

i love messing around with mods

musta been a long fight

[outer whale]

Would be so nice if its a free game

[astral thunder]

#work-in-progress message

both are in the works

#work-in-progress message

i mean if we didnt get it in this update surely its coming in the next one

[outer whale]

Add chess to the game

Yes

[astral thunder]

i wanna beat my opponent with the chess board and i want it to crash the game

[outer whale]

And seasons bro like add snow, rain, ect

Weather/seasons

A pc can handle weather dude

[astral thunder]

just add a setting that lets you choose what seasons you want

[little verge]

Not really, you would be surprised.

[outer whale]

We got an official of the game in here

Executions would be nice

Yeahhh but its not really like a execution execution yk

[sleek granite]

it is now 🤷

[unkempt furnace]

yo i cant download the game. after 2.2 gigs it says the content isnt available.

[outer whale]

Delete CSGO or something free up space

[astral thunder]

i got so far i started getting gold armour

[unkempt furnace]

i have 1 terabyte