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[silk spire]

champion fights

[dreamy sequoia]

You get the money AND his stuff.

[silk spire]

exactly

[faint cradle]

When beggar mode, I like to kill a guy on purpose then drag his vengeful spirit around so he doesn't blindside me and steal shit from the abyss

If you're patient enough you can find armor

[patent adder]

well shit there's crafring swords

10/10

[faint cradle]

BEST PART OF THE GAME

[patent adder]

what should a good messer look like\

cuz mine aint good

[faint cradle]

Once you've played enough to "do everything" it becomes the best way (at least for me) to experiment with the game

[silk spire]

I saw a peasent with a long billhook head armor leg armour and a gambeson once on peasent tier

[faint cradle]

My best messers use a very heavy blade and relatively light guard

[silk spire]

this mf mauled me

[faint cradle]

The trick to messers is that they are chopping blades rather than cutting blades

[silk spire]

He belongs in militia wtf he doing here

🙏💔💔💔

[faint cradle]

Treat it like a machete

[dreamy sequoia]

Hope you have been finding all the weapons hidden through the cellar and slums.

And opening all the chests you find, for goblets and armour/weapons.

[silk spire]

Thtje ones in chests?

[faint cradle]

Me when I find the metal pitchfork from the demo laying on a table in the alley

[patent adder]

boutta chop the peasants

[silk spire]

In cellar too

and slums

[dreamy sequoia]

Cellar has flail, rake, scythe, rondel and maybe more i forget.

[faint cradle]

I didn't know it spawned in those maps, too!

[silk spire]

And pitch fork under the pan

Ea pitch fork doesn’t hit the same as demo

😢

[dreamy sequoia]

Nice little 1h axe in alley too

[patent adder]

so where is the good spot for center of mass

[silk spire]

on the wood right

[dreamy sequoia]

Close to the grip

[faint cradle]

It depends on what you want to do with it

[silk spire]

the shovels are honestly very good aswell

[patent adder]

bro imagine this shit ahaha

[silk spire]

Especially the one with a metal end

[patent adder]

kill people

[faint cradle]

If you want a heavy chopping blade that you do slow, deliberate swings with, then you want a blade-heavy sword. If you wand a proper dueler, weigh it at the strong of the blade

A more maneuverable blade is good and versatile but not as outright powerful

At messer tier you probably want more of a raw power chopping blade but I'm not your dad so do what you want lmao

[faint cradle]

That's a good swordfighting balance

[patent adder]

Rokot forges the "worst messer ever", asked to leave the tavern

[faint cradle]

Lmao

[silk spire]

Are you guys going to see the back rooms movie (ik out of subject)

[patent adder]

My lil bro went last night

[silk spire]

I’m gonna go see it tmrw

[patent adder]

Said it was mid

[silk spire]

Can’t be as bad as people are saying

[faint cradle]

Lmao if it's in theaters near me I will

I saw fnaf 1 + 2 and they fucking SUCK but they're good fun

[silk spire]

I was going to watch them cuz coryxkenshin was in them but after I saw the people saying it’s bad

I changed my mind

[patent adder]

I went in a purple shirt and security hat

[vestal night]

This shit in one hand

[faint cradle]

Don't watch them to see a good moview

Watch them to see some funny shit

[patent adder]

Half of the audience were purple men

[vestal night]

Your wrists bro

[faint cradle]

So much cooler than mine lmao

I wish I'd have costumed

[vestal night]

Misters i want kriegsmesser

Does any1 have mod or forge setup

[silk spire]

I went to the Minecraft movie

The chicken jokey scene

😭

[vestal night]

Popcorns everywhere

[patent adder]

the theater was empty when I went

[vestal night]

Is this aura

[patent adder]

I was of course dressed as steve

canon mc experience

[faint cradle]

That was me at fnaf, my friends were the only other people out of like 20

[soft osprey]

I just think the whole movie and games are stupid. The entire idea of the back rooms is that Youre alone in an endless, empty space. Adding monsters and other entities defeats the very idea of the back rooms

[faint cradle]

I'd like to see how they pull it off just out of curiosity

[silk spire]

Did you watch it

Was it bad

[faint cradle]

It might not be the original concept but it could stil be worth something on its own

[soft osprey]

No, I didn’t watch it because it’s silly imo

[faint cradle]

Pretty much everything is derivative of some other thing

[silk spire]

the trailer looked so good

I believe the people’s opinion maybe are right but

I’d have to see for myself

[patent adder]

unfortunately the colors didnt match quite accurately but I wasnt planning on going to movies until five minutes prior tto leaving the house

funniest shit ive ever seen btw

well whenever the pink beard man and steve were on screen

the rest of the crew eh

[silk spire]

Halfsword chat turns into movie discussions

Love it

[dreamy sequoia]

Surprised nobody has ported in a diamond sword from mc yet ngl.

[patent adder]

half sword merc rates are so funny

8 coin

12 coin

[vestal night]

Distraction at best

[patent adder]

the original tweaker

hidden powers

what's up with grey hair on 20 yos

[faint cradle]

trauma

[dreamy sequoia]

15th century was stressful af

[patent adder]

ahaha

you know I should hire the tweaker I think

if i spar a merc can i kill him?

[dreamy sequoia]

Dont think so, not sure, never tried

[silk spire]

I genuinely js buy them as bait sometimes

😭😭

[patent adder]

great victory

[silk spire]

You really don’t gain anything from sparring

you could use the heaviest mace and spar for like 40 mins

And gain only 1 kg

💔

[patent adder]

i just got timed out for making a joke about a certain substance

[silk spire]

A bot timed you out?

Or a mod

[patent adder]

bot

[silk spire]

💔

[timber pilot]

it happens

[patent adder]

all my homies hate clankers

[timber pilot]

got timed out a couple of times here

[patent adder]

i can attach sabatons to my JORDANS

10/10

[silk spire]

15th century drip

Goes hard

[sullen wagon]

yo wait no way speaking of jordans
people are figuring out how to add custom clothing

[patent adder]

dayum!

[sullen wagon]

we can actually have willie in j's soon

[faint cradle]

bent...

[patent adder]

yes

[silk spire]

Bent?

[faint cradle]

but with an f

[sullen wagon]

flent

[silk spire]

oh

💔

[patent adder]

folks get bent after use

[sullen wagon]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-bart-simpson-36

[patent adder]

I think the drunkard is polish cuz aint no way he speakin english

HES NOT IMPRESSED

I'll have to cave his skull in bros

[silk spire]

I like to take his clothes tbh

That’s why I do his errand

Fully black clothes

[patent adder]

oh he sobbered up lol

just said "mercy, good sire"

[rose void]

If things all go to plan I should have my set up, well set up, on Sunday

[silk spire]

What’s the specs

[rose void]

Idrk yet

Idk js by the looks of the pc

Ima have to look em up when I get the pc run in

[patent adder]

this is fucking hilarious

[silk spire]

Last time I bought a pc cuz of the looks of it

I got a 3050

💔

[patent adder]

oh nmo

[silk spire]

let them go

[rose void]

Im sure mine will manage

[patent adder]

my favorite crackhead noo

I am about to get some nice pants

[rose void]

Tan line of doom

[silk spire]

Idk why but you can’t loot enemy pants in brawls

[silk spire]

I mean like you can wear them but next round they will disappear

[patent adder]

the strong eats the weak

[silk spire]

You prolly got a strong ass pc bro

You running slums on high

[patent adder]

24 fps

[silk spire]

Nvm I spoke too soon

[patent adder]

if i look at the sky

and woods

smooth if i look at the wall

[dreamy sequoia]

24fps is like, picture book styles frame rate

[patent adder]

7700xt 16gb btw (DUMBASS IT'S 12 GIG GET SLEEP)

[silk spire]

Nice vram tho

[patent adder]

or was it 12

bro

it was years

since it was built

and three days since ive last slept

[silk spire]

How’s it struggling on a 7800 xt

😭💔💔

That’s insane

What’s yo cpu

Wait are u on 1440p

[patent adder]

whats the command prompt to check

[patent adder]

nay

1080

found it

ryzen 7600

damn

indeed 12

[silk spire]

Better than a 4gb 3050

💔

[patent adder]

I worked at panda express when I bought it

never work at panda express

[silk spire]

wingstop is better anyways

🤞

[faint cradle]

My CPU always screws me over

My motherboard can't handle anything better than what I have so it's been my bottleneck a while

My GPU is like "Where's the leak, ma'am?" and my CPU is like "ARHHGNNNGNEN"

[delicate goblet]

is there a mod where you can move your camera backwards in first person, like so you can see more of what your arms are doing. currently just have 145 fov

[sharp orchid]

well

[soft osprey]

See you in 16 hours

[near grotto]

Do you have a gun

[wicked depot]

No mercy after that

and possibly before that

[sharp thunder]

this will be halfsword

in about 10 minutes

[silk spire]

This is ue5?

💀

[stuck herald]

when is halfsword updating to UE6?

[dreamy sequoia]

Never. That would require the entire game to be completely redone.

[dreamy sequoia]

How many things can be thrown around. Lol

Youre literally making a murder scene simulator btw

[stuck herald]

yeah they should update it to ue7

[dreamy sequoia]

Doesn't work like that. The version they have used has its own unique updates. That's 5.4

To make this game ue6, requires the entire game be completely redone from square one.

[stuck herald]

uhhhhh just copy and paste the code

[dreamy sequoia]

Doesn't work that way.

[stuck herald]

dont knock it till ya try it

[dreamy sequoia]

I have tried it. It doesnt work that way.

[stuck herald]

okok

[dreamy sequoia]

When bringing something from a lower version of ue or another engine, it requires a full rework

[restive barn]

me in free map

[stuck herald]

🤔 maybe ue8 will solve this...

[dreamy sequoia]

Shame ya didnt make that souls left in the abyss counter like some idiot kept requesting hey

[sharp orchid]

very rare footage of standing up in the 0.3 demo

[supple dagger]

how are you playing the 0.3 demo

[wicked depot]

his head shoulda fell off lol

Neat disarm

[rotund ruin]

the game dead?

[restive barn]

nein

[hot mango]

Might have to ask him in dms

Last time i saw someone asking about the game or in the old demo, mods told them there not allowed to talk about old versions?

but true i would also like to play 0.3 again

[silver crest]

abandonware m

[restive barn]

no it's not bro

[timber pilot]

fuck naw

all of our pcs will explode

[restive barn]

😔

[silk spire]

Old pic but ts frine me