🎪bruh-fart

[sturdy otter]

please stay as innocent as you are

[clear prism]

Look bro, we had a discussion about daddy kinks that girls sprung on us during sex

What you said is very, very, very mild to what #🎪bruh-fart standard is 🤣

[sturdy otter]

so they raised it during my absence

progress 😄

[clear prism]

😉

But anyhow, back to what I wanted to say

Fox girlfriend sounds like high maintenance, to be honest

Not sure if it would be worth so 🤷‍♂️

[sturdy otter]

as long as she does not piss on my pillow

since everything i touch is high maintenance anyway

[clear prism]

Well see, foxes are notorious for that

The pissing part 😂

[sturdy otter]

corners, pillow and the sink for god knows why

<<<took care of a fox for rescue for a week

[clear prism]

To mark their territory, of course

[sturdy otter]

for some reason idiots thought the garden was mine, idk how they did not see the giant wall between my appartment and the garden in the first place, but hey hippies

[clear prism]

Goddamn hippies

[sturdy otter]

ikr

anyway the fox was fine and i moved out a week after that anyway

[clear prism]

Whoever lives there now, they must have the time of their life 😂

[sturdy otter]

still got my full collateral, lord praise silit gangbang for the aftermath of the extra hard parties

neighboors thought i had a girl in my appartment which was high 24/7 because of the fox laughing all the time xD

good times

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the notorious fox laughing

It seems adorable at first but after a while

You will start losing your damn mind

[sturdy otter]

you really have to love it, to not get livit after a while

like you pet them they start to laugh for the quadrilliont time

you pet them harder "shut the fuck up you lil shit"

[clear prism]

😂

Now imagine that but as part human and as your girlfriend

[sturdy otter]

perfection

xD

[clear prism]

Oh well, I would certainly hate that

[sturdy otter]

dying a depressing death speed run LETS GO

[clear prism]

I would prefer something like uhhhh

Brötchen

Mmmmmm

Imma get me some of those for second breakfast

[sturdy otter]

musst du bäcker werden (you have to become a baker then)

second breakfast? ya a hobbit?

[clear prism]

No

I just call it second breakfast because first breakfast consists of:

Two bites of bread, a sip of milk and gum

[sturdy otter]

still more healthy than mine

Caffeine and Nikotin

[clear prism]

This is what we call "Oh fuck, I am late" breakfast

First breakfast :)

[sturdy otter]

thats my go to fml breakfast

[clear prism]

Ah yes, very nutritious

[sturdy otter]

so unless i wake up in somebody elses tent its caffeine and nikotin

[clear prism]

Well, better than nothing, I suppose

I got a mate who always picks up his breakfast at McD

[sturdy otter]

something tells me if he keeps doing that i will outlive him

[clear prism]

You know, I think they put some weird shit into their breakfast menu

[sturdy otter]

wait no, the stuff they putt into the dough will preserve him

damnit

[clear prism]

Probably, probably not

But in the end, the dude is gaining weight slowly and looks a lot more greasy

All in a day's work, lol

[sturdy otter]

well im loosing weight for a change and as long as i cut my hear i look tired not greasy, we might not that different, just him being better lubricated

[clear prism]

🤝

[sturdy otter]

anyway where did we come from?

a yeah Fox and bread GFs

something along these lines

[clear prism]

Oh my goodness

A Bakery Girlfriend!

[sturdy otter]

i am way to corrupted to not see that going naked

[clear prism]

;)

[sturdy otter]

but continue

[clear prism]

Makes it even better

[sturdy otter]

idk mate an ex of mine wanted to bake naked once

lets say i still have a mark on my lil friend

[clear prism]

Yeah

[sturdy otter]

well looks cool by now

[clear prism]

._.

[sturdy otter]

but still hurt like heck

[clear prism]

Part of me is curious

[sturdy otter]

the things hot sugar does to you

[clear prism]

Ah

Well, that is a very amateur mistake

[sturdy otter]

bitch tripping and splatter melted sugar everywhere?

thats like caveman level of mistake

like she legit tripped over nothing

[clear prism]

😂

[sturdy otter]

i looked around while trying to cool down my other self, just in case some 80-90 horror movie dude was in the house

there was NOTHING how did she trip?

[clear prism]

It is called #clumsy

[sturdy otter]

clumsy can be considered cute

[clear prism]

Eh

[sturdy otter]

she was a walking darwin award and a half

at times

[clear prism]

🤣

Goddamn

[sturdy otter]

still banger relationship while it lasted tho

[clear prism]

Although she almost burned your dick off?

[sturdy otter]

she did "apologise" afterwards and helped "cooling him down"

[clear prism]

Ah yes, of course

;)

[sturdy otter]

i went like "bitch stop acting like a hentai milf and do what you have to do, I NEED HELP IT HURTS!"

[clear prism]

I need a medic, damnit!

[sturdy otter]

where is my pocket mercy if need her?

she did tie a cute bow on the bandage after afterwards tho

[clear prism]

I guess that makes it all up

[sturdy otter]

she had her good moments of crazy

[clear prism]

Naturally, that is the uhhh

Girlfriend trivia

[sturdy otter]

yeah

[clear prism]

I mean

[sturdy otter]

it sits if its fits

[clear prism]

My first girlfriend was

Oh boy, heh

Let us simply say, this one time she wanted to try something

That something involving a chair, me bound to it and cowgirl style

It did not go well

[sturdy otter]

you have to practice stuff like this xD

like dry humping

[clear prism]

It was supposed to be practice

[sturdy otter]

DRY HUMPING

[clear prism]

But it ended up with her going a little uhh

Needy?

I think that is the word

[sturdy otter]

do not make others suffer until you sure they survive your kink, maybe

[clear prism]

Well, I certainly did

Just was disoriented when I hit my head because you know

Chair fell back 😂

[sturdy otter]

the whole damn setup fell over xD

[clear prism]

But you know, it ended well because you see, I was a little angry

[sturdy otter]

yeah last time a girl asked me if we could try something i ended up playing CoD on her dads console while she was hanging from the celling upside down

[clear prism]

So it was, naturally, punishment time

[clear prism]

😂

[sturdy otter]

like that was wierd i wanted to play Fable D:

[clear prism]

Girls be wilding, bro

[sturdy otter]

ikr

at least let me enjoy it

[clear prism]

Me whenever a new game releases: prepares the "Oh sorry, my phone ran out of battery for the whole day" excuse

[sturdy otter]

xD

[clear prism]

This used to work because my phone battery was shit and only lasted like 30 minutes

So I would text 20 minutes and then go quiet

[sturdy otter]

yeah but only with ppl who knew about it

[clear prism]

Precisely

The things I would do just to play with my mates

Thankfully, that is no longer necessary 🤣

[sturdy otter]

xD

[clear prism]

Now it is the other way around

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/colbert-popcorn-popcorn-stephen-colbert-eat-popcorn-popcorn2020-gif-16075618

[clear prism]

They all got girlfriends who demand their time

[sturdy otter]

fellow cunt spotted

[clear prism]

There is just no winning this

[clear prism]

Oi cunt

[sturdy otter]

yeah i set most of my mates up with their gfs or wifes

i like the dudes i would have set them on fire a long time ago otherwise

but finaly i have some piece and quite

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806714809462161478/995537670228955136/i_will_fock_you_upp.webm

[clear prism]

After some messy relationships, I like me some of that peace and quiet

[sturdy otter]

thats why i spent 3 years to prepare everyone of them a "distraction"

[clear prism]

Lol nice

[sturdy otter]

hi dad

https://youtu.be/zvTWi0eAybk

[placid sail]

oh hey I was watching this channel millions of years ago, thanks for unearthing it for me again

[night sail]

just grassmaxx bro

[real tinsel]

there is no way you were watching it millions of years ago

youtube probably didn't even exist back then

[sturdy otter]

depending on what timeline we talk about

[real tinsel]

what timeline are we talking about

[sturdy otter]

the time line of the universe? yeah ya right, the timeline of the internet? beg to differ

[sturdy otter]

headset warning xD

[real tinsel]

i'm using a headset

there's nothing to warn

although my volume is always at as low as possible

[sturdy otter]

for some reason videos on discord get blastet at 100% system + 50% boost +50% from the equalizer

i can set it up as many times as i want

only the videos tho

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832423825076912128/990156671886188604/image0-53.gif

[sturdy otter]

thanks mate

[real tinsel]

they don't for me

[sturdy otter]

lucky you 😦

[pastel quartz]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/hip-kardashian

and so it begins

[clear prism]

What the fuck

That is too much plastic in one spot

[sturdy otter]

please tell me that loot and salvage in her pockets....

[placid sail]

I've seen 3 million realities, and in all of them khaaytil is a little bald idiot

[real tinsel]

i used to have hair

a long time ago

and it was beautiful

[sturdy otter]

well since ya aint bald we are fine, right?

[night sail]

coce hard

[placid sail]

the hardest choices require the baldest heads

[real tinsel]

indeed

[night sail]

deedni

[heady crow]

Now khaas head shines brighter than any of our futures

[night sail]

mans looking like an moonlight artefact

[real tinsel]

i don't understand why female women feel bad when they cut their hair. When i cut my longass hair into pure bald i felt nothing

[placid sail]

tbf that's not much of a brightness contrast

[clear prism]

Sometimes... I dream about cheese

[night sail]

same

[real tinsel]

how much

[placid sail]

female women are just strange dude dw about it

[night sail]

yo

what about male women

[heady crow]

Hot

[real tinsel]

they're cute and breedable

[sturdy otter]

Brüno just posted a pic of weed jesus aint that enough?

[placid sail]

it's never enough

[sturdy otter]

true

[real tinsel]

not enough for what

[placid sail]

sugma

[clear prism]

You mean tomboys?

[real tinsel]

i'll find your apartment and steal all your hot water while you're asleep

[sturdy otter]

not the hot wata!

[real tinsel]

that's femboys

[clear prism]

Ah

[real tinsel]

wait no

you're right that's tomboys

[heady crow]

No

[clear prism]

:)

[real tinsel]

femboy is female man

[night sail]

nah those are female

[clear prism]

So it is femboys

[sturdy otter]

aint tomboy a term for a certain type of character?

[placid sail]

fool, that's a federal crime, your bald ass going to jail

[clear prism]

Unless he bribes police

;)

[real tinsel]

it's a federal crime in russia and the last time i checked i'm not a citizen of russia

[night sail]

used to have 2-3 girls that played football

[placid sail]

he can't buy a pair of clean pants

[night sail]

in my class

[clear prism]

Mmmhm

Tomboys

[sturdy otter]

playing football already mades them tombois?

[clear prism]

👌

[night sail]

shit wasnt funny

[heady crow]

Why is this chat so dysfunctional

[night sail]

truee my g

[sturdy otter]

did you check the name?

[real tinsel]

i have 4 pairs of clean pants you hobo

[heady crow]

Ah true

[clear prism]

@heady crow

Lol

[real tinsel]

and 2 more clean pants for when i go outside

[placid sail]

you do realise they don't have a particular reason to care what is the nationality or citizenship of a person they're making sit on a bottle, right?

[clear prism]

Imma be honest with you

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

[clear prism]

I bribe Russian police all the time

[real tinsel]

i am bald

[placid sail]

where have you stolen them you criminal

[heady crow]

Solid 7

[real tinsel]

my mom

[sturdy otter]

4

[night sail]

who dis twin from oulast?!

[placid sail]

how could you

you've broken her heart

please, son, come back

[night sail]

5

[sturdy otter]

you absolute monster D:

[placid sail]

let us forget about pants

[sturdy otter]

what about panties, they different?

[real tinsel]

uh what

why would i ask her to buy me panties

[sturdy otter]

you already stole hers... ooh thats your kink

[night sail]

virgin c++

[clear prism]

One day you will wake up and choose violence.

[night sail]

chad python

[placid sail]

there is some sort of weird misunderstanding going on in western english

some say that pants are like, the cock clothing

[heady crow]

Python 🤮. The best language is scratch

[sturdy otter]

they dont say "lost in translation" for no reason

[placid sail]

and others think that pants are leg clothing

[clear prism]

C#

[placid sail]

you get what I mean?

[heady crow]

No bz i dont

[placid sail]

sigh

[sturdy otter]

i do

[clear prism]

But what do we get?

Money?

[sturdy otter]

we at least dont get spanked, at least for now

[night sail]

pants are gay since they touch your pipi

[placid sail]

okay so

[real tinsel]

no they don't

[sturdy otter]

he aint wrong tho

they do touch da pipi

[clear prism]

No thank you

[clear prism]

I prefer monetary gain

[night sail]

bro commando mode or no pants at all no in between

[placid sail]

some english variants mean that pants are like underpants, unmentionables

[real tinsel]

am wearing them now and they're not touching my pp

[night sail]

cuz you waring panties

[sturdy otter]

i have several questions

[clear prism]

Sun Tzu once said
"All warfare is based"
-Sun Tzu

[placid sail]

and some treat pants as, like trousers

dammit I got to work but I want to talk about pants

[clear prism]

Go work, now

[real tinsel]

are we talking about the same pants

[sturdy otter]

discord on the phone?

[real tinsel]

my ex wears shorts to the sea instead of a bikini

[placid sail]

remote jobbing

[placid sail]

it is very nice

[sturdy otter]

dream

[placid sail]

commuting to an office for seven years a day sucks ass

[clear prism]

Based

[sturdy otter]

yeah i hate it then had to basically time travel to get to work >->

[placid sail]

it was the best thing that the pandemic has given to the humanity, aside from the regular reminder that we're completely retarded as a species and whenever there'll be an actual lethal pandemic, we're fucking toasted

• that our corporate overlords were made to admit to the fact that most of slaves are, in fact, not that needed in the office day by day and can just work remotely

[real tinsel]

didn't we already have enough of those

[clear prism]

Corpo wants your soul too

[sturdy otter]

thats why we have to sign, right?

and the handshake

[placid sail]

yes but in previous times there wasn't an internet and therefore, an opportunity to work remotely?

[real tinsel]

i'm talking about lethal pandemics and us being toasted

[clear prism]

"For a grand total of minimum wage, you give me your life force. This is non negotiable."

Whenever I hear Corpo, I think of: "Don't you guys have phones?"

[sturdy otter]

"no wonder you cant effort food for your starving child, you only put 100 hours in, in 4 days, it could be 116!"

[clear prism]

Let me make it more realistic

"You are starving and your wages go to paying child support because your wife divorced you and took all your things? You should just work harder, you do nothing on weekends anyway. Your fault"

[sturdy otter]

ah yes still have to get used to the new meta

[clear prism]

The new meta

😂

[sturdy otter]

its only slowly falling out of favor

[clear prism]

I am almost certain that that meta is never going to go away

Because it is just too easy to do

[sturdy otter]

true

im getting hungry have to check the front of the car to know if i can effort to run over a deer again this week or not

[clear prism]

Just like leg meta in Tarkov

The fuck?

[sturdy otter]

starving and shit xD

[clear prism]

Ayo, eat some food, king

[sturdy otter]

found a few kinda good arrows, dont have to use the car ❤️

nah im kidding lucky me still has left overs i think

[placid sail]

oh right about that

funny thing is, modern time is the weakest we've been against pandemics

you can probably understand why if you've ever played Plague Inc. and got cucked by Madagascar or Iceland at the very end of the match

because sure, we have technological progress to develop a cure for a lot of shit which can appear, if not all

but we also have interconnected globalised world with numerous logistics, trade and travel channels which will increase the spread of super aids very quickly

aaaand we have the biggest population we've ever had, which means bigger pool of hosts for the disease, whatever it may be

[sturdy otter]

spores ma friend

and no synthoms until its to late

[placid sail]

bigger host pool = a lot more chances for mutations, which helps the disease to adapt to us even more, adapt to whatever the cure we try to use and a possibility for it to become even more lethal

[sturdy otter]

works with every plague in Plague Inc

[fierce fog]

[plucky void]

I stopped watching when he dropped Dota and started making animations for overwatch and... apparently now he's doing valorant

[placid sail]

(oh and also there's a speculation that the covid, for instance, was a lab virus which broke away to freedom, and while I usually don't entertain conspiracy theories, in this particular case and probably some future ones it is quite plausible since there a lot of labs around the world which study viruses and intentionally make them stronger, since it is a common procedure in order to predict possible changes in the natural virus which is already circulating in the population and basically be prepared for the worst, but the very process itself creates a danger of such testing virus getting out and being a huge fucking problem not only for the idiots from the lab who haven't washed their hands, but the world as a whole)

[placid sail]

that's kind of the reason I stopped watching carbot

but that's understandable, imagine doing animations for a single fucking game for your whole life, that would probably be boring as hell

[sturdy otter]

imagine doing that and the game slowly dying, no new content, declining player base, no new stuff to discover, no new experiences and funny moments, all jokes about the characters/gear in the game done by now

yep sounds like hell

[plucky void]

on the other hand I don't like them following trends

carbot for instance doesn't know what he wants to make animations on anymore

jumped from ffxiv to black desert to elden ring

[placid sail]

he's probably trying to grasp whichever can be a new starcraft series which he can draw for another year or two and have a stable interest of the audience

but a lot of the audience probably no longer cares about new stuff, like me, for example

[plucky void]

the answer to that is stupidly obvious imo

[placid sail]

so I'd say that from now on, he's probably gonna dive into every trendable thing, without going too deep, over and over

[placid sail]

which is?

[sturdy otter]

i think im going for nap, dont burn the world to hard while im gone

[plucky void]

the mmo every wow refugee followed asmongold into

[sturdy otter]

funny i ran away from asmongold

like hey always came around the time i was done with the MMO he checked out xD

[plucky void]

so many people followed him into FFXIV the game's servers couldn't handle it

[placid sail]

ah, you think that's the new starcraft series?

I see

well, starcraft/warcraft/wow/hots/whatever else blizzard shit he had

imagine him losing any hope in life and trying to make a series about diablo immortal lemao

[plucky void]

well he ALSO made animations on genshin impact and mir4

so I think he already lost hope

[severe linden]

What a rotund lad

[night sail]

fat brain

[plush zodiac]

Poor baby

[placid sail]

why poor

baby looks pretty content (and smooth)

albeit a bit chonkey

[real tinsel]

very smooth

i want to put my face on baby

in exchange the baby can put his face on my baldie

although my bald head now has some hair so it's not 100% bald anymore

gotta shave

[placid sail]

in exchange the baby probably gonna make some cool scarification of your scalp

[placid sail]

gasp

[real tinsel]

i think one of my cats has done that because there's a wound on the back of my bald

[placid sail]

you've betrayed your shiny brethren!

shave NOW!

[real tinsel]

and i have no memory of putting it there

a few days ago my barber saw that my head was pure bald again and he asked me who shaved me

he thought i cheated on him with another barber

but he didn't know that i cheated on him with myself (i learned how to shave my own head)

it's pretty easy actually. I thought i'd end up having a lot of cuts on my head but i ended up having only 2

[placid sail]

what are you shaving with?

[real tinsel]

my grandpa's trusty trench knife from 1942

[hexed pilot]

guy guys help

how do you repair artifacts??

[real tinsel]

which ones

[hexed pilot]

like everything, I just soul, see's the price and damn I'm like I gotta sell this baby, and then professor sakarov(?) be like, nah we can't accept this, the condition were like 17%

how do you restore them?? I just notice all the artifacts has condition bar now bruh

[real tinsel]

iirc you need an artefact melter, which you can buy from sakharov. Right click the artefact melter and there's gotta be some option that lets you repair artefacts

#│📚manual message

[hexed pilot]

owww

you need the identical artifacts to repair them

[real tinsel]

oh yeah i forgot about that

[hexed pilot]

let me try this with the D e b u g mode

[real tinsel]

it's a bit of a bitch

[hexed pilot]

we can use profanity in here?

[real tinsel]

this is brainfart

you can do basically anything that doesn't break the #📄rules

[hexed pilot]

owh okk

than you so much fam, ill let you know about the artifacts stuff, gotta try it now

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/9ejzqm1KWjg

[hexed pilot]

yep, you gotta use the identical artifacts to repair artifacst, thanks in before bro

[real tinsel]

you're welcome

[placid sail]

bald man saves the day

[real tinsel]

time to reward myself with some good sochniy pelmeni

[placid sail]

best I can do is 200 rubles

[real tinsel]

200 pelmeni, deal is sealed

i'll count each one of them you russian hobo

[placid sail]

200 pelmeni is a lot more than 200 rubles, I refuse

[real tinsel]

can't, the deal is already sealed

i'll be expecting my pelmeni by 6 pm

today

i'm hungering

[placid sail]

we'll see about that grabs khaaytil and blinds gtanil with his shiny scalp, and then runs away

[real tinsel]

i thought this would happen, but i was prepared. My scalp is not shiny to due miniscule amounts of hair

your plan has failed, bring me my pelmeni

[placid sail]

in that case, I just throw you like a ball into gtanil and run away

I think you're not taller than a football so it's doable

[real tinsel]

so you're going to behead me

[placid sail]

what now wtf is wrong with you

I'll just throw you whole

[real tinsel]

i am 1.69 you mongrel

this was in 2017

now i'm either 1.69 or a little taller

[placid sail]

so by now you're probably 1.50

still doable

[real tinsel]

shit

[grizzled meadow]

You can say that word, don't worry

[real tinsel]

debug?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[real tinsel]

debug

d e b u g

debug

debug

[placid sail]

da bug

[real tinsel]

debug

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-convertable-gif-20206040

[grizzled meadow]

Dababy

[placid sail]

ha

ahead of you

[grizzled meadow]

Great minds think alike...

[placid sail]

gibe money now or you go Brazil

[clear prism]

🤝

[placid sail]

okay enough handshakes

[pastel quartz]

ok 🤝

[placid sail]

cease. now.

https://tenor.com/view/drake-morphin-gun-shoot-weapon-gif-13537279

[pastel quartz]

ok 🤝

[placid sail]

very well

now I'm going to cry, because you've made me uncomfortable

[clear prism]

I just want to shake your hand.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cry-crying-tears-broken-gif-15062040

[plucky void]

we are police we can do serious things

[plucky void]

wtf Gmod Drake

[stone blade]

Good day to you

fellow brainfart dwellers

[fierce fog]

Come to Brazil

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/lady-dragged-green-dark-horror-gif-22161451

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/samba-dog-gif-5038658

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/brazil-youre-going-to-brazil-your-going-to-brazil-ur-going-to-brazil-gif-17868304

[fierce fog]

We have good food

[placid sail]

epic *tenor fail

[plucky void]

embed fail

good job tenor

https://tenor.com/view/crane-brazil-grab-poor-car-gif-17372636

[fierce fog]

No gif?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/утро-gif-23639512

[glass forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cbt-fire-cbt-professional-professional-cbt-gif-19523189

[clear prism]

I can not ready funny cursive letters

[glass forge]

bruh

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[placid sail]

you were cursed

[clear prism]

I play Sdalger Gamma with controller

I think I am cursed enough

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-confused-blinking-okay-white-guy-blinking-gif-7513882

why?

[gloomy roost]

Aim assist

[clear prism]

There is no aim assist

[gloomy roost]

That's wall all the controller users say

[clear prism]

I am genuinely serious, Gamma does not support controllers 😂

[plucky void]

he likes the extra challenge because he's built different

[clear prism]

Oh nah, I smashed my mouse and the replacement has not arrived yet

So I got to make due

[grizzled meadow]

If Anomaly doesn't support controllers, neither does GAMMA

[clear prism]

Precisely

[plucky void]

why'd you smash your mouse

[clear prism]

:)

:)

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine smash your mouse

Couldn't be me

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/995825376540491776/videoplayback.mp4

[plucky void]

imagine getting angry at a videogame and breaking your hardware

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine be angry at videogame... ninja'd

[clear prism]

Me, who broke it during an accident while moving
😐

[plucky void]

oh I see

wording tho

you dropped it or dropped something on it

[clear prism]

Well, I did smash it

I put a big box on it unknowingly

[plucky void]

oof

when someone says they smashed their mouse I automatically picture them getting angery at video gaem and idk

throwing it at the wall

[clear prism]

Ahh

🤷‍♂️

[plucky void]

I suppose anger happens more often than accidents and it skewed my perception of things

[clear prism]

True that

[plucky void]

or I just know more emotionally unstable people than I do clumsy people

[clear prism]

Had this mate who would bash on his keyboard so hard, it would send the keys flying

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-keyboard-what-is-your-problem-green-smash-gif-18195947

[clear prism]

Now that was pretty funny because you could hear him seethe and mald live in voice call

Then just loud bashing and the "Let me pick my keys up again, hold on guys"

[placid sail]

I do be smacking that mouse when I play league of cancer

[clear prism]

Uninstall league of salt

[placid sail]

I cannot

[gloomy roost]

Bro

[placid sail]

I've unknowingly sold my soul to tencent

[gloomy roost]

Don't harm your equipment

Harm your mental health

[placid sail]

it do be already is

[gloomy roost]

You're on EUNE right?

[placid sail]

yoss

[clear prism]

He plays league of toxic, that is already a given 😂

[upbeat bobcat]

Eune

[gloomy roost]

Rip

[clear prism]

Your name reminds me of mayonnaise

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/995785637598855198/master.mp4

[placid sail]

no wait

I play the western one

[gloomy roost]

EUW?

[placid sail]

I'm always confusing their names

yes

sorry

look at the nickname

[clear prism]

Hmmmmm

@placid sail

🤔

[placid sail]

playing east one would be unbearable because kurwa

only place worse is... ru shudders

[clear prism]

:)

[gloomy roost]

Nah

[clear prism]

Play RU right now

[gloomy roost]

Amurica

Gotta be the most toxic

[upbeat bobcat]

Euw????

[upbeat bobcat]

Heard that before I don't mind

[clear prism]

What about Ingram MAC-10

[upbeat bobcat]

[plucky void]

ew

[gloomy roost]

euw*

[placid sail]

I'd better play gamma on a joystick

[plucky void]

if you think regional lol servers are toxic

[clear prism]

I am sure it is not so bad to play with the fellow countrymen

:)

:)

[plucky void]

imagine playing dota 2 in an american region and then start hearing people speak russian or mandarin on ingame voice chat because the regional servers are separated but you can switch between them anytime you wish

[gloomy roost]

Back in the day

Russians would come to our servers

Don't know why

But it was like

A instant loss for us

When we see one in our team

[placid sail]

I did

it was cancer

[plucky void]

if I had a russian meepo or invoker it was instant loss

anything else, coin toss

[gloomy roost]

Invoker

My beloved

[clear prism]

I used to play with a team of Russians on CS:GO, they were insanely good

[placid sail]

it's not even about the quality of teammates (which was usually shit)

[clear prism]

Sadly, they went silent a few months ago and I never heard of them since

Because, you know

[gloomy roost]

[plucky void]

the thing

[placid sail]

it was about the conversation etiquette of a drunken aggressive ape

every single game

every single time

[clear prism]

that thing which is the thing happening in the thing

[plucky void]

sometimes I miss playing dota

but then I remember

one fun match for every idk

[gloomy roost]

Yeah, I loved ability draft so much

[plucky void]

20 cancer inducing suicidal tendency triggering shitshows

[clear prism]

I never touched Dota, even though some friends recommended it to me

[gloomy roost]

But

I don't enjoy the community

[plucky void]

not worth it

At some point I only played the arcade minigames

like Overthrow

[clear prism]

That bad, huh?

[gloomy roost]

Pudge wars

Ok look.

[plucky void]

I enjoyed playing All Random

but then people started to

tryhard

in All Random

WHY

[gloomy roost]

Im in SA, and people in dota in SA are just so toxic that I just don't want to be there again.

[plucky void]

yeah same. last few days I played I just disabled chat altogether and did my own thing

mostly playing jungler

so you just chill with the creeps mostly

[placid sail]

heh, people tryhard in ARURF in LoC so much

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[upbeat bobcat]

San Andreas

[gloomy roost]

[plucky void]

GROVE STREET

[clear prism]

Ayo??

[gloomy roost]

Nah the 3rd SA

[placid sail]

you go there expecting to try something fun and new and get stomped by a legion of kaynes, pykes and zeds

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[plucky void]

also dota 2 changed something that made me really mad

REALLY. mad.

[upbeat bobcat]

Mang if you get tilted by league, you have issues

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[plucky void]

I liked picking random for the extra 250 gold.

imagine getting a yurnero with 250 extra gold

[gloomy roost]

I think I stopped playing dota when they released patch 9.12 or 9.14

[plucky void]

free ring of regeneration at the start of the game

you only die if you intentionally let them kill you

[placid sail]

oh shush you, you're playing ARAM, it's like putting yourself only ankles deep into the cesspool

[gloomy roost]

I get peeved by league

[plucky void]

wait not ring of regeneration

what was the fucking name

[gloomy roost]

But I won't go and rage people in chat

[plucky void]

that gave +3 hp regen

[placid sail]

GET ON MY LEVEL dives into shit

[plucky void]

ring of health

[placid sail]

I've got an acquaintance who was banned on THREE accounts for being a retard in chat

[plucky void]

lmao same

[gloomy roost]

[plucky void]

know a guy who got banned in 3 accounts because he was toxic

anyway

I stopped playing dota I think in 2015 lul

or 2017 I forget

let me try to find out

[gloomy roost]

About the same time I did

[placid sail]

the only ban I ever got was for dodging and afk'ing if there were some irl emergencies

[plucky void]

I miss the game, being perfectly honest

[plucky void]

the teamwork... when it existed lmao

at some point I only played with 4 friends

[gloomy roost]

Ye

Same

The bois

[plucky void]

it was more enjoyable because of coordination an the fact that you'd mostly play against another premade 5-player group

so it'd also be more challenging in a good sense

fun times were had

[gloomy roost]

sneaky cm

[plucky void]

picking lion to bully a pudge solo offlaner with drain mana

[gloomy roost]

Now everyone has ult scepter

Perks

And sheet

[plucky void]

another thing I loved doing was picking bane and going mid

and using whatever that ability name was, the Q

that reduced enemy damage

at level 3 it was enough to make the poor sop at the enemy team's mid lane deal 0 damage

good luck getting those last hits

but if their midlaner was a caster I'd be fucked

zeus, qop

tinker.... shudders

oh god

that "reality mod" for BF3 I posted last night

every fucking youtuber is doing the circlejerk now

[clear prism]

Are you ok, bro?

[upbeat bobcat]

Ma dude I played 1k+ hours of rocket league, lol doesn't bother me

[plucky void]

anytime I open youtube it's someone else talking about how it's the best thing ever

[upbeat bobcat]

Aww, you can't be special now knowing about it

[gloomy roost]

Drama in #╓☢stalker-chat bois

[upbeat bobcat]

Da fuck

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OcEQfCABrM

look someone stole 99% of the assets from Hollow Knight

[upbeat bobcat]

Eh, Ivan is there so

[gloomy roost]

Kickstaters be like

Lemme copy that for money

[upbeat bobcat]

Maybe same devs?

[plucky void]

nope

[placid sail]

a friend of mine gifted me that game and never actually played it with me

[plucky void]

hollow knight devs are too busy pretending to work on silksong

[placid sail]

well, not that I actually like football, or cars, or shouting at people and being shouted at

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, if you are gonna bother, prepare yourself mentally because if not the worst, most toxic community

[gloomy roost]

Rocket league be free these days tho

[placid sail]

nah lol thanks I'm good

I'm currently replaying Dragon Cock: (hurk) Inquisition

story and dialogs are mostly meh, but it's amusing to laugh at with friends on the stream

and apparently the last dlc is very goog

[clear prism]

DLCs suck

Just another way to squeeze money out of our pockets

[placid sail]

even the last one, where spoiler spoiler hand spoiler bald spoiler?

or you meant in general

[clear prism]

In general

[gloomy roost]

Mfw

[placid sail]

my mans gtanil, fighting corrupt capitalism even when he sleeps

[gloomy roost]

They locked the ending in the DLC actually

[placid sail]

wdym locked

[gloomy roost]

Ok not ending

Just like a teaser

For the next game

[placid sail]

ah

well yes, that's mostly the reason I came back for it

[gloomy roost]

But I liked DAI

But still think DAO had the best combat

Actual combo's

[placid sail]

also apparently DA:2 is in development rn

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[placid sail]

they've finally invented a fucking number

[gloomy roost]

They're gonna do a netflix anime in Dec

[placid sail]

everyone praises DAO as the best one, but uhh

I never actually forced myself into it successfully

[upbeat bobcat]

Dao s combat sucks

[placid sail]

I played for 5-6 hours and lost interest

[upbeat bobcat]

It's so slow and repetitive

[placid sail]

I guess it was too late for me, something you should have get a taste for in your youth

[plucky void]

yeah that pissed me off

[grizzled meadow]

Dragon Age Origins?

[upbeat bobcat]

That's why they made da2 adhd version

[plucky void]

DAI wasn't bad... it just pretended t obe something it wasn't

[grizzled meadow]

Great game but shit combat

[plucky void]

DAO had the "classic crpg" combat

where ya know

you could miss attacks

[placid sail]

you don't have to be upset if you're like me

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-catjam-cat-pirate-catjam-pirate-cat-gif-21905878

[plucky void]

greatswords were actually slow and hit hard

[upbeat bobcat]

Dao's mage animations gave me anuerysm

[plucky void]

DA2 greatsword you were like Cloud motherfuckin' Strife

[gloomy roost]

Uhuh I liek fast pasced combat.

[upbeat bobcat]

Everyone was fast in da2

[plucky void]

then play rogue not a guy using a weapon as long as your character was tall

you wanna wave an oar around it's gonna be slow

[placid sail]

wait why are you talking about DA2 like it's already released

[plucky void]

are you baiting or something

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah man it's 2004

Half life 2 just released

[plucky void]

wake up mister freeman

[gloomy roost]

He's talking about the second one

That uh

[placid sail]

oh wait there IS DA2 already

huh

[gloomy roost]

I forgor the name

[upbeat bobcat]

[plucky void]

literally dragon age 2

[gloomy roost]

Because it was like the shortest story

[plucky void]

[placid sail]

oh my fucking god

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlACgYHtWCI

[placid sail]

they're doing it again

[upbeat bobcat]

It's not about the size mdude

İt's the adventures

[gloomy roost]

You're right

[placid sail]

it'll be actually called dragon age (HURK) dreadwolf

[gloomy roost]

I simp for Merill

[upbeat bobcat]

What's hurk

[plucky void]

seriously

[gloomy roost]

And the pirate chick

[clear prism]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about 😂

[plucky void]

I suppose we all want a submissive breedable hippy elf in our lives

[placid sail]

that's the sound of a pause between those silly two parts game names

[plucky void]

dry heaving

[upbeat bobcat]

[gloomy roost]

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/dry-heave-throw-up-vomit-gross-ew-gif-4726988 This is a "hurk"

[placid sail]

yes

[upbeat bobcat]

Which uses blood magic

[gloomy roost]

So Mushoku Tensei stole that idea from dragon age

[upbeat bobcat]

More like dragon cock

Can't wait for porn games

[plucky void]

Iron Bull best boi

[gloomy roost]

They're all in steam

[placid sail]

also

[upbeat bobcat]

This

[placid sail]

can I say that Solas is fucking ugly

[plucky void]

"Sink?

[gloomy roost]

He is

[upbeat bobcat]

Who was solas

[plucky void]

Qunari Dreadnoughts don't sink"

[gloomy roost]

Bald mage

[placid sail]

unsettling magic egg

[gloomy roost]

Elf

[plucky void]

bald elf mage

[gloomy roost]

He's the lore guy in the group

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh witch of the wild was like sheeeesh with that costume

Hot milf

[plucky void]

gilf

[upbeat bobcat]

Dragon mommy

[plucky void]

Flemeth was so fucking weird

[upbeat bobcat]

Ha, the name

Forgot about it

[plucky void]

from this

[gloomy roost]

Also is Varric's VA a famous guy or something?

[gloomy roost]

She's old af

[plucky void]

to this

[gloomy roost]

So ofc she's gonna be weird

[upbeat bobcat]

Dao was so fucking successful that they gave personality to past characters

Budget went sky hogh

[plucky void]

not as famous as Flemeth herself and I think one or two others

Flemeth was voiced by Kate Mulgrew (Star Trek Voyager)

[upbeat bobcat]

Guys

Guys

[gloomy roost]

Gois

[upbeat bobcat]

Enchantment?

[plucky void]

BOOM.

[upbeat bobcat]

ENCHANTMENT

[gloomy roost]

ENCHANTMENT

[placid sail]

eldritch milf milkers

[upbeat bobcat]

[gloomy roost]

🤝

[plucky void]

it's GILF goddammit, she has a grandson

[gloomy roost]

That was a weird part for me

Who to choose to uh

[upbeat bobcat]

More like golf

[placid sail]

she's apparently even older than that, so whatevs

[gloomy roost]

Freaking ending of DAO

[placid sail]

at first I though Cassandra was weird, too, but eventually I grew fond of her

[plucky void]

eh most games the choice is basically made for you because the NPCs can't be romanced by everyone

[upbeat bobcat]

Aha, right pirate girl was İsabella

[plucky void]

the only one who can romance anyone is Iron Bull

because he fucks everything he sees

[upbeat bobcat]

That moves

[gloomy roost]

Im talking about Morrigan in the ending, the Archedemon

[upbeat bobcat]

That has a shape

[plucky void]

oh that

eh I killed myself

[gloomy roost]

I used Logian

[plucky void]

wardens are ticking timebombs anyway

[plucky void]

you let loghain live?

[upbeat bobcat]

Logan be like my time has come

[gloomy roost]

For him to die a month or 2 later

[upbeat bobcat]

So am I

[placid sail]

the first stream of DA:I I made for my friends was called "I will not shag Iron Bull I will not shag Iron Bull I will not shag Iron Bull I will not shag Iron Bull"

[plucky void]

I don't think anyone "shags" iron bull

[fierce fog]

I killed captain alex

[plucky void]

he's the one who shags

[placid sail]

(I am not out of the danger zone yet)

[fierce fog]

[placid sail]

sitting will never be the same again

[plucky void]

"Technically, he's the one who's been taking it"

[placid sail]

OH GOD

NOW I REMEMBER

[plucky void]

an actual line Iron Bull says ingame lmao

[placid sail]

AIIIIIIIII

[plucky void]

that scene was hilarious

everyone walking in

with Iron Bull naked

[gloomy roost]

But seriously, did Morrigan usher another generation of goth lovers.

[upbeat bobcat]

Guys, leliana in da inquisition

[placid sail]

yeah, when everyone was walking in one by one like complete retards

[plucky void]

Josephine going "I can't move my legs"

[upbeat bobcat]

I tried so hard to get her but nop

[placid sail]

and went "OH HEY YOU SWALLOWED THE BIG BULL DONG HUH"

[gloomy roost]

Trad wife?

[plucky void]

Leliana is anything but trad

[gloomy roost]

oh in inquisition

Ah

Spy wife.

[plucky void]

trad wife is cassandra

[gloomy roost]

In DAO she was

[placid sail]

I was thinking to romance her this playthrough but she's so religious

[gloomy roost]

Like pure cinnamon roll.

[upbeat bobcat]

Can you even?

[placid sail]

it's like going for the tradwife option who is also a spymaster

[plucky void]

that ||is just an act||

[upbeat bobcat]

I couldn't

[placid sail]

apparently? my friend checked the wiki

[plucky void]

she cannot be romanced in DAI as far as I know

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[placid sail]

but I think it's convoluted

[upbeat bobcat]

[plucky void]

unless the DLC gives you the possibility

I haven't played any DLCs for it

[upbeat bobcat]

Same

Played when it came out

[gloomy roost]

Man

The dwarves are actually cool

[upbeat bobcat]

Yus

[gloomy roost]

Apart from the caste system

[plucky void]

When are dwarves not cool

[gloomy roost]

eeeeh

[upbeat bobcat]

And the da universe actually makes sense

[plucky void]

the death caste girl from DAO: Awakening

best girl

must protect

[upbeat bobcat]

Mages are out of control

[gloomy roost]

No u

[plucky void]

I HAVE SEEN THE THRONE OF THE GODS

[upbeat bobcat]

[plucky void]

AND IT WAS EMPTY

[gloomy roost]

Ah yes

[plucky void]

corypheus was such a badass villain at the start of Inquisition

[gloomy roost]

In Inbetween

[plucky void]

but by the time you finish the game

[gloomy roost]

How many of those people were there?

[plucky void]

he's a pushover with the worst luck in the universe

[gloomy roost]

7?

[placid sail]

huh I guess my friend is full of shit

seems like you can't romance her

[gloomy roost]

That saw the throne

[plucky void]

he might be right. I don't know if the Inquisition DLCs allow romancing Leliana

[plucky void]

I can't remember how many tevinter magisters went to the white city

[placid sail]

the only interactions are with warden from previous game if he was a lover

[gloomy roost]

Yeees

The white city

[placid sail]

so you're basically cucked by your previous self

[gloomy roost]

I think Bioware was experimenting with that tho

[placid sail]

nah, just more cucking with the warden

[gloomy roost]

Because ME 1 MC, DA different MC's.

[plucky void]

I think different MCs make more sense when you're starting the game at level 1 with no gear, no skills no nothing

that being said

ME2 made sense ||cause shepard dies lul the noob||

but not ME3

[gloomy roost]

Please

Ugh

That ending

[plucky void]

oh I was just talking about how you start ME3 at level 1 with no shit

[grizzled meadow]

Be careful, I still need to play them

Spoilers are okay but cover them please

[gloomy roost]

Don't think we've done spoilers

Just lore so far

[grizzled meadow]

(I played ME1 and like half of ME2)

[gloomy roost]

Go romance Jack Falco

[placid sail]

oh boy

you're in for the ride

and remember

We'll bang, ok?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect3-report-to-the-ship-as-soon-as-possible-well-bang-ok-gif-17369371

(context)

[grizzled meadow]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite channel of this server

[plucky void]

Mark Meer doing that line

is a gold nugget

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/well-bang-okay-shepard-mass-effect-gif-8119271

[scenic sable]

Commander Shepard.

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYT66ALUUss

[placid sail]

YEAH THAT DUDE IS AWESOME

[grizzled meadow]

I don't play in english

Italian voiceover + I don't remember if in italian is commander or captain

[plucky void]

the voice acting is pretty damn good

[gloomy roost]

Maybe you should

[stone blade]

falco plays in spaghetti

[placid sail]

Sono il comandante Shepard e questo è il mio canale preferito di questo server PORCO MADONNA PUTA DI MADRE

[grizzled meadow]

99% of the time I play with english stuff

[gloomy roost]

Oh

[stone blade]

i want lasagna

falco make us lasagna

[gloomy roost]

So you picked Italian for the experience ?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[gloomy roost]

How was it

[placid sail]

for difficulty

it's like ironman

[grizzled meadow]

It's a heavy text game, I need italian

[plucky void]

he is. I hope he's doing okay

Wonder if he worked or is working on any other games.

I only ever heard his voice in ME

cool.