#🎪bruh-fart
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
This hit different with Collective Consciousness in background
THE UNENLIGHTED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
MY MAN FALCO(needed mention)
My man Twitch the stinker(honorable mention)
China (n.)
Asian country name, 1550s (earliest European usage is in Italian, by Marco Polo), of uncertain origin, probably ultimately from Sanskrit Cina-s "the Chinese," perhaps from Qin dynasty, which ruled 3c. B.C.E. Latinized as Sina, hence Sinologist. The Chinese word for the country is Chung-kuo (Wade-Giles), Zhongguo (Pinyin).
<3
I love all of you people
Walking cyclopedia inc
encyclopedia (n.)
1530s, "general course of instruction," from Modern Latin encyclopaedia (c. 1500), thought to be a false reading by Latin authors of Greek enkyklios paideia taken as "general education," but literally "training in a circle," i.e. the "circle" of arts and sciences, the essentials of a liberal education; from enkyklios "circular," also "general" (from en "in;" see in + kyklos "circle;" from PIE root *kwel- (1) "revolve, move round") + paideia "education, child-rearing," from pais (genitive paidos) "child" (see pedo-).
words are so wordy
Bro i just watched some vid of a hotline miami char called carl...man,he could have lived a life...
sigh teenagers
Anyways
@grizzled meadow
sigh, revengeance posting has ended
https://youtu.be/AFcund-zfrI @grizzled meadow
Crash bandicoot sfx all original voice acting via Guinness.
Voice and sound effects all done in one sitting, no editing.
Daily reminder that one day I need to play (and buy) Replicant
Old but gold
I just saw you playing crash and remembered that gem 
I was about to break something playing The high road 
Slippery Climb literally one of the easiest levels of all time
Flex
I can't decide if crash was one of the most favourite game of my childhood or one of the most irritating of my whole life
don't remember the names, but the one where you had to jump on the planks of a rope bridge high in the mountains while partly covered in fog was cancer
That one is Road to Nowhere, the second is The High Road, basically the same thing but the second one is more hard
my favourite levels were the ones like egyptian pyramids' interior labyrinth and the ones that's like, near east style?
oh and bike racing
Big thanks to Activision for sending me a copy of this game.
Game description
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This is the level I am flexing
Literally one of the most easiest level
doesn't look that bad, yeah
Pog
boys
ty ty
Flexing my improvement
and girls
i just saw an emo girl
wow
highlight of my day
what call i never talk to people
Lol
- danny devito pillows
it does, indeed, hit very hard
and also reminds me of something
Snap back to reality
remember that scene in 8 mile where eminem's retarded buddy cheddar bob accidentally shoots his own dick with a fucking revolver?
Huh
there's no way he would've survived that
there goes gravity
his entire dick should've atomized from that bullet in that range
Buttsex
like man the science does not sit right at all
how powerful of a dick does cheddar bob has that his dick survived a revolver blast from point blank range
and in the end scene he's just jumping around like his dick didn't become goulash
man has wolverine-level dick strength and healing factor
the main problem would be not the complete dick annihilation, which is still not very cash money, but the huge blood loss resulting from the trauma, probably lethal
iirc he had huge blood loss
his entire pant was red
but he recovered so quickly from that it's insane
if my dick was blown to pieces i'd just take out the gun and blows my brains out as well
you just need an excuse to blow your brains out at this point don't you
yes
and you'd leave humanity without the marriage ceremony with snake eater blasting
how selfish.
my sewer sons will fulfill my legacy
besides, i'm not dying yet
my dick is still 125% functional
125% DICK
Local fantasy games
If you discard the "store" it does sound kinky
maybe
or "games"
but with the context that it sells wh40k and dnd stuff not really
anyways bought it as a souvenier for a friend
wh40k is the kinkiest stuff out there
ask any drukhari player what they do in the free time
Bro who tf is this milf mf xD

"Niet"
NET!!!
oooooh the misery
everybody wants to be my enemyyyyy
it's 26 outside, but I can't get scorched by the lovely sun because of work :c
i have a ryzen 5 1400
that's two of us
but on the bright side, no matter how beastly your PC is, it's always gonna have fps dips and the occasional stutter in STALKER 
i jerk myself off with both of my hands
that's so excruciatingly tame and bland for dark eldars that they'll probably murderfuck your body to pieces on the spot just to brush off the boredom brought by your exclamation
fuck you bz11k
I wouldn't argue~
you're still too bald and too male for my tastes unfortunately :c
I'm a boring person, what can I say
well as long as you lack a vagina and playable-size titties i won't have any kind of sexual intercourse with you
well aren't you capricious
Core lore
Hi team
TRUE!
clown core is a secret guilty pleasure noone seems to get 
slurp core
clown balls
Mods, underage person is horny again
Well i mean my father was racist
Was?
She?
Okay I get it
Yes she's a she, trans something, long story
@glad kelp you're getting muted for that joke + provoking me in #╟❓general-offtopic
Rules are rules

Noooo
💀
F i ne
16 and muted
But for how long though
Usually they don't name it something
i've named mine long willy johnson
Lmao
shut it mayor it's a good name
Why not call it zey/zem
Zemzem
in such delicate and foreign situations I prefer to use something neutral and without pronouns
like "you asshole"
say "you people" to any white person or sjw member
bonk/bonked
and then turn your notifications off
Either falco was joking or he forgor
A year
A-
Yuh
Be quiet for a several amount of time
luckily it's an extremely rare tribe in our parts
you're just asking for it aren't you
I thought it was obvious but yes it was a joke
cats with faces like this give me life
(Unless)
No i was just wondering xd
😳
I had nice cats at my PC but I'm away
petition to mute/ban crystal so that i can use my beloved aunty donna clip
❎ what the fuck i didn't know this existed
reminder for mods to never make khaaytil one of them
fuck you bz11k
i'll get to the top and unleash my power fantasy on all of you

that sounds kinky rather than menacing somehow
see you do want to fuck me
i'll get that hobo bussy
No it just gets to some wrong thoughts ngl
Oh i still remember that
you need to give us something to work with you know
Can Kha even speak English
Yeah well maybe his heart 
paid actor, of course not
Or his liver
i suspect he has a james bond villain type of accent
does that mean i'm british
"Ya bloody fool'"
Ğ
well well, mister bond, I was uhhhhh sikmek qanciq yene ha sözünü unutmusan bu nedi

you butchered my already shitty language
you're welcome
I really wanna hear this now
perhaps one day khaaytil will stop cockblocking us
What
what
The next thing you will see is my shield on your face
The shield is also a weapon
meaning, he'll turn on his mic
Just remember that
you guys are horny smh
Crystal go play with your toys
Breh
you're the one who said i'm cockblocking you
it was a metaphor!
Anti horny shield
A very specific metaphor
bz11k is gonna do to my voice what i did to falco's voice
what?
what
Wha-
Falco volunteered to sing, nobody tortured him

Because his heavy accent is gud 👌
what
what did you do you pervert
what
Mam
brainfart orgy when
When it's ready
True that
baby kitten!
Dude, look at the loby
Oby
Coby
Toby
Why do i smell this picture
don't forget that you have to eat a shitton of eggs and milk btw
utter retard said so
yeye i'll get onto it
ohhh
my ex and i had reached the "you can fart around me" level of relationship and she said my farts smell like death
alledgedly to make crystal appropriately supported with protein to get buffed tummy, but I think the main idea is to actually put biological threat level in Germany to maximum
oh god
On god?
good source of protein too
Hmmmm
not cool man that was my cotton candy
cotton candy stealing fatass cat

Falco, you're on wrong account
oh shit sorry
mission complete 
turning 5 of them simultaniously is nnice
I get it but itss just
what happened
you little bald cotton eater
what
in the butt

vine boom
Crystal's bathwater
we're back in early 2000s babyyy
he aint lying
İmagine Kha existing before 2000
i did not
isnt kha like 12?

idk
Gay
ban ivan for committing minor gayery
I read gravery 0-0
gay gravy
Brainfart is too dangerous for it's own
I am sorry
It's fine, you tried
i haven't looked there in a long time
Same
Bro there's no gravy seals meme in tenor wtf
bless the mods who moderate #╟❓general-offtopic
I looked into it last time when falco said "if anyone asks smth about stalker in general again is gonna get a one week mute"
I asked him why stalker is so gud


Poor Falco
#╟❓general-offtopic is dead channel on a conceptual
#╟❓general-offtopic is only an illusion
It's just a trap channel for people who doesn't read
*the manual
stalker discussion goes to #╓☢stalker-chat , and general isn't informal enough for memery, you'll get bitten by mods for memes there
it's very real and you must stay very far away from it
so the only thing left is talking about weather? posting pics of your feet? but the thing is, you can do it in brainfart too
#╟❓general-offtopic is for degenerative arguments
What doesn't kill you makes you thicccc
that's just your excuse for being a fatass
khaaytil don't be rude you monkey
I didn't even call him bald smh
lost your only chance
just checked, still bald
Fuck that font
man fuck why didn't it come in correct order
i specifically put them in correct order
fuck you discord
Because you keep touching yourself at night
how did you know i don't make that much noise
it is in the correct order for me 😐
oh wait
it's not :v
wait were we saying her name wrong all this time

There's no indication of a gender you just played yourself
clever trick
Dude's Romanian what you expect
imagine thinking there is a single women in discord
crystal is a women
half
Has more manlier voice than you
better run to the hookah place while I can
Uhhh
do you smoke hookah
you're Turkish so you're almost obliged to
no wait that's mildly racist
moooooooooooods
do you smoke it though?
ban this russian hobo
Wait, I thought you were talking about smn else
hooters?
Kinda
no,no, not weed or something
the uh
i think it's called hookah in English?
Never heard of it called like that
yes
dang
in azerbaijani we call it qəlyan

кальян in russian
Nargile is in my lang
oh yeah i've also heard it called like that here
wait aren't you two from the similar language group
they either call it nargilə or qəlyan
He's bald
why is yours sounds so different
lack of originality smh
like i said ours call it both nargilə and qəlyan
so it's a both of the worlds thing
Godspeed
some people call it hookah, others call it narguile or shisha
in romanian is called ,,legala'' which means ,,legal'' being irony cause it's illegal to smoke it but people do it in plain sight
cause nobody know what they are smoking
yeah it's just a pipe with a container... so you could smoke practically anything on it
ME
ME FR
ITS LIKE IM INSIDE YOUR HEAD MASSAGING YOUR BRAIN AND FEELING WHAT YOU ARE FEELING IN THAT EXACT VIDEO IVANOVSKI
IF YOU ARE PICKING UP WHAT I AM PUTTING DOWN
YES
I want to go to Mexico
that guy legit did not move a single inch
the horror he has seen
the terror
aka hell for you rats
ye
they got echo locating chads in a place where sound barely works
he finished Shooter born in heaven
and is now permanently jaded
Mannn take me with you amigo 
Also bois
I did it
I drew a human
In a more....likable way
this is somewhat likely to get you muted/banned
depends on which mod sees it first
With the words hitler
way to start a conversation
hello utter retard, how are you
Just another day in brainfart
"How to go from western to southern"
Also
More visible,cleary some improvements
Lmao
China
Ah no, it's the second thing he say on a daily basis
Thicc
Meanwhile furry servers:
what'd you expect lol
I expectet even more extreme answer lmao
"now draw her giving birth"
in furry servers? 🤨

No.
Yeah
True
Draw her going through the Zone
It's a picture of a talking cat with a caption on it about a dead person, nothing political about it
Sure
:)
i wanted to post this here when i first saw it in inside job but then remembered aldo said no furries whatsoever so didn't post it
L
draw her helping me get rid of my mental illnesses
Ah
bah
I have a simple solution that i don't wanna mention
yeah therapy and stuff like that isn't working really
so far it has only helped me realize how abusive both of my exes were
It's already something, don't you think?
i think without therapy and bz11k's google-level psychology knowledge i would've never realized that
Don't forget my calzone, really important and helpful
i ate the calzone from your pelvic region
😐
Gotta love seeing newcomers not understanding what the fuck is going on
gotta catch up on the lore
The lore: 6003 pages
Aluminiumminimumimmunität
We are all disgusting
3000 of them alone are just Jermaposting
Or Batemanposting
Or you wanting my calzone
it's friday boys
and crystal
We get our greasy, slimy, dirty little hands on all the shitposting
this mans speakin ma language
it is for me
Omg i know this lne
i'm in the future
I wanna know what song they are listening to

Cuz it sounds like a bit like pop-jazz from the 1900s
Tell us what happens in the future
Everyone dies (i hope)
Does Halo finally become a good game again?
Is the energy crisis dealt with?
Did we make a Shit ton of money???
i post shake rattle and roll friday.mp4 and write "it's friday boys"
We always make money -_-
and then i reply to my own message saying "and crystal"
Lmao
🤔
A song by Bill Haley and his Comets.A cover of the song by "Big" Joe Turner.
Please comments.
i posted it in music a while ago
When did this song come out?
2012, according to youtube upload date
https://youtu.be/-hcBWeFzqek this belongs in here 
"The Dark Wright" is set in the HB3 universe, featuring THE Blackman fighting against various criminals of Miami, such as The Penguin, The Riddler and The Miami Mutilator. A show for the whole family, young or old, doesn't matter!
Campaign: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1456989433
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/fr...
He's messing around with you
Lmao
1954
Another piece of the puzzle
got me in shock thinking im sigma posting in #╟❓general-offtopic for a sec there
also falcooo
finally installed gamma properly
Sorry 

i dont know how most new mechanics work but thankfully you are always telling me to check #╭📖faq
Yes
And you can check the #│📚manual as well
(also in game)
"Is that polythene?"
No,I'm batman!
For a moment I thought it was FORGIVING WHO YOU ARE, FOR WHAT YOU STAND TO GAIN
Oop
it's friday boys (in falco time as well)
Finally...
Wonder how they would go if i would play "we need more machinegun-psy style!"
Fuck yes
"Niko makes friends with a loveable Irish Family, meanwhile Roman introduces him to his larger-than-life friend Brucie!"
On a side note, I used clips from my GTA IV Winter Edition walkthrough which is why Niko is wearing a hat and fingerless gloves!
Follow Me:
● http://www.twitter.com/willzyyy
● http://www.Willzyyy.com
They would break and cost fortune anyway
does anyone know if nikolai is gonna upload stalker shitposts anymore? 😦
Good morning
Morning
yes
Me too xD
Hru ivanov?
Ivanov?
I am not ivanov
I am IVAN!
ivanov is a 2nd name in bulgaria
and mine is not it

Yeah can we shut it
Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich Ivanovsky
The ambitious crossover we desperately need
when entertainment becomes desperate, all hope is lost
why would one yassify jerma, who is making half the internet gush without any editing
we would resell them back to europeans the very next day, is fine
I'm good baby, just doing retard things yaknow
Don’t call me baby 🤢🤢🤢
is feeling quite unsettled from watching this clip a desired effect?
That's a stoic immortal deity called John the neighbour, he'll soon be your neighbour too
Beware and prepare
That made me naturally have the same reaction 😂
wait for stalker 2
dude's gonna probably make another masterpiece soon and disappear for another year
I just saw his Doom Eternal video again
a bit... short
but great
I suppose for someone who crams as many memes as he does, his videos can't be too long
The skinwalker after killing you during a hunting trip and adopting your form trying to fit in with human society
The dog looks absolutely unsurprised by the guy's behavior
which leads me to believe the guy does that frequently
whenever @zenith grove comes around https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908512234458710036/977026185601097739/hello_mod.mov
it actually was ngl
see I have my feet kicked up and I am horizontally positioned so only my keyboard is easy to access as my mouse I need to reposition to use
so therefore... no

lmao Falco's written SCP report in general
I think they only have numbers if we're talking about the same thing
i know their names are numbers but they are collectively called something council
no?
i have not dug too deep into that community and last time i read anything about it was months ago so i am probably talking nonsense
O5 council
yea that
black bars: exist
"Is this a SCP?"
it's the branded feature dawg
very dark stuff
ban this man
That's light
ass cheeks are outlawed
depends on the mod who find you first
it's always cat
I can't wait for this channel to be absolutely spammed for the next 5 hours
homie gets payed for this shiz
joke
your head
me hearing is assaulted by brainfart yet again
he just likes you silly
For the love of god
You forgot to @ a mod
oh true
@zenith grove
time to mute this channel for a while lol
I agree, SCP isn't funny
slightly nude basically falls under "sexual" so dont post similar things
this discord more strict then living under the CCP
I think thats the entire garfield movie
damn, ass cheeks purged
gah dayum
discord ToS(mentioned in #📄rules)
dont keep trying
AH yes ToS
what every server totally and properly follows and discord TOTALLY enforces it yes
my bad
I've seen at least a dozen servers go poof because of similar stuff
yeah?
that's an argument on the level with "not everyone goes to jail for stealing stuff, so"
I hate to believe that servers go poof for it when yet so many child dating discords stay up even though they break the ToS just by existing
Discord doesn't do anything to properly moderate their platform
so is mine
just dont break (or bend) the rules... its not that hard
wasn't going to
There always be servers and people doing shady stuf and get away with it but it doesn't justify doing it everywhere in case never happens
just elaborating on how shit Discord really is and how unnecessary enforcing their rules are
I'm on about the ToS not this servers rules
their ToS is not enforced
it's only enforced when it gives them bad PR
Think about the population of the whole Discord, how many shit get reported on daily basis, how many things get them bad PR like you mention and it's not only about them. They want be able to accessible in everywhere. They can't just care about one or two things.
Not like they care about your privacy and personal feelings about specific content but they are taking the most safe routes anyway.
It's not easy and never will be
Mfs really get angry that moderators enforce the rules the server owner and them have put in place
Zamn
well, following bz11k's analogy, it's the same way the police arrest some thieves but not others
Better not push our luck
exactly
It's still not a good point to have though, if Discord can't pool the correct resources to keep their platform safe for all and actually have correct ToS enforcement and remove these nasty servers that are out there then why make an app in the first place? there is so many methods that they can employ that would be extremely cost effective that multiple other companies employ, such as Microsoft which is having some people from the community to scour the depths that is Discord and report on these places more thoroughly
You want equalism everywhere? Too bad
difference is, Police go out of their way to fix these problems.... Discord doesn't do ANYTHING
if crime still happens, why have police in the first place?
It's a ridiculous notion, dude.
Nothing's perfect. We just have to deal with it and do our best
again.... Police TRY to enforce the law... Discord does NOT
he did it and got away with it, why can't I?
Because you never know if you'll get caught until you do get caught
see what im saying?
The risk is what stops people
Oh I moved passed that idc about that I am more pressed about the TOS not this servers rules
If you want my opinion on Discord you'll end up asking why I even use it 
Honestly I wish something better would come around and the only thing that rivaled it was teamspeak and that shit is now ancient
and gee golly would ya guess what.... teamspeak reporting never fell on deaf ears
crazy
Unfortunately, TeamSpeak doesn't have half the features Discord does, and the kids nowadays only care about gifs, embedding memes, reactions and animated profile pics/banners
and of course their very own den of filth
I agree
it sucks
Only other option really is steams friend thing
which I mean Steam isn't bad but its not the best
I prefer Teamspeak over Discord but unfortunately most of my friends decided to use Discord and I had to move over if I wanted to keep in touch and continue playing online games with them
because one day TS3's servers shit the bed and they thought it was the end of the world
and they desperately started looking for alternatives lol
Discord did win the in the department of UI though
me trying to play desert bus
stop it, get some help
poor okay cat always having his faith in humanity stained and shattered every time he treads brainfart
Skype best

is that a jest
However you take it daddy
damn, we don't have any emotes to portray excitation/arousal
Actually that's more accurate to desert bus
well,
is more of an excitement, you know?
there's need to be something more... passionate
hello internet i have new pet cockroach
Hey that's italian 
yooo so I guessed correctly
though the moment when he exclaims "ooiiii blyaaa" threw me off a bit 
did he turn russian for a second there or is there "blya" in italian as well
Blyat is actually italian 🤌
stop talking to mayo like that dude
mayo is a cat
it was a joke reffering to the fact that turkish are sometimes called cockroaches
for some reason
don't really know why
mayo even called himself so here several times
What's the question? I can't understand what he's asking
"do you support racism?"
"what's your penis size in centimeters"
the question was meant for you
twists newspaper into bonking instrument
what's a newspaper you ancient relic
there are a lot of boomers around here I'll find one
"I need to bonk some misbehaving guy"
"oh sure take this one it's more dense"
Yes you did, I'll provide a translation later, now I'm on the phone
Me too 
Yes I suppose
A borderline meme, okay
my pal who was in Rome for two days says it was great there, he wasn't even bullied for being russian
some people even tried to offer him help
Someone has to push the boundaries dw
bruno going for that ban speedrun
Don't want to get political or something, especially me because for obvious reasons I can't, but
It's normal, we know that russians didn't do anything wrong
The doing of a single person doesn't reflect a whole country
Meanwhile in my part of the world: rain
+27 for two days now
yet again I can't go and burn under the sun because I gotta work
Wouldnt be suprised if it started raining here
I don't even have AC on, just opened a window
it's that time of the year
Sadly if i open my window everyone in my neighborhood hears me tilting at vermintide 2 or something
it's gonna be again in a few days
last year it almost reached 40c iirc
especially in august it gets very hot
I wish to be immolated by the sun's glory
give me that
come and get it
Almost forgot to post it
we could even cuddle naked to let our sweats join together
brainfart yearly naked cuddlefest
how are you gonna travel all the way from italy to here on a daily basis
Falco is gonna fly you to italy so you can become his boywife ofc
if only I could be so grossly incandescent
absolute win for me
why is youtube getting progressively worse
because Google
Mang, I was just having farewells and instead of o/, I accidently did oI
fml
Not irl tho, that would be weird.
How... do you acidentaly o/ ?
he accidentally ol instead of o/
the goodest of boys
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