#🎪bruh-fart
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beaned
Hey I was watching that

fight

Want me to send it to you?
aight
p!infractions @tame halo
Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 01/06/2023 07:36pm UTC
Reason: enough slur baiting
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 01/06/2023 10:19pm UTC
Reason: Direct political reference, plus obscenity in chat.

probably one of those things that tricks people into editing their messages into a slur
I compared Duty vs Freedom to policital party A and political party B
And then I replied to aldo saying "Based on what?" with "Based on my ****"
I typed "N"
i do not find any of those funny - so in the future think twice before you want to joke around racism
I'll just do it in our class discord
How many infractions to get banned?

I'm just measuring the thinness of the ice I'm walking on RN
you can get banned immediately, it depends on what happens and the mod
i know a lot about being on thin ice 
but you arent wrong, there is an autoban once you accumulate enough
figures
What's the high score for infractions so far?
@swift scarab
Whats your score
Ask Mad, he muted me last
p!infractions @swift scarab
Total infractions: 7
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 1
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 07/12/2022 08:47pm UTC
Reason: Aggressive and potentially polarising memes.
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 08/28/2022 01:49am UTC
Reason: Don't share gifs/memes like this since it's culturally insensitive.
Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 09/08/2022 07:33pm UTC
Reason: no jokes on queen behalf pls
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 09/09/2022 07:39am UTC
Reason: you either go to sleep like a normal person and stop trying to bend the rules without breaking them or i can just show you the door out
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 10/30/2022 03:40am UTC
Reason: he asked, nothing to see here
Moderator: Grok#2049
Time: 12/20/2022 08:55pm UTC
Reason: pinged grok in brainfart for no reason
Moderator: ЯМыФургал#1011
Time: 01/23/2023 10:49pm UTC
Reason: NSFW gif
you posted a nsfw gif
prolly the most stupid of them all

brave and stupid overlap sometimes
blessed is the mind too small for doubt
PUSSY
necessary gif for many people here
*for many pussies
I'm way too deep in to recover by this gif
4chan /pol/ posting
hollllly fuck
extremely racist group chats with friends
saying the nword multiple times a day while being near phones/other possibly recording devices
Lead your complaints to grok
I haven't used it in a while
like a month maybe
cuz since February last year it became only about the current conflict
nothing else there anymore
p!kiss @tame halo
p!kiss Skom
I have that saved actually
exactly this a perfect gif
i should rewatch Scrubs
Me explaining to the glowies it was all a joke and that I'm not a domestic terrorist
Compared to other people with long warn and mute lists, I’d say my list is fairly tame for how I got them

If Aldo were here he’d definitely judge the list
he also mods, just stricter indeed
judge the list skom, take the first step into your path of aldourien
you do
everyone does that subconsciously
pinging aldo is a cardinal sin
ive done it 37 times in the past week
Is this a challenge
That's walking up to a firing machine gun
literally just search how often ive pinged aldo last week
Live representation of what happens when you ping Aldo:
that's cuz ur his secret boyfriend
i am tired
now ping him
and they're below


Bet
the mods are out for my head if i ping him again
@scenic sable Gib kiss pls 🥺
He's no longer with us.
KILL HIM NOW
Oh, he isn’t?

I'll give a kiss instead.
Hmmmmmm
p!kiss @swift scarab
steamy
What happened?
Was his account hacked or something?
wait will i get in trouble if i slap aldo (that would be pinging with a reason)
You don't need to use @ for commands.
oh i know 
p!kiss Aldourien
i let you fuck around and find out - way more fun
p!slap @tall wharf urien
to me it's:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ouch
also i wont stop recommending this
Download for free here:
http://overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/album/this-is-our-time-single
Soundtrack created by Miles Malone and used for the Crimefest Webpage and the Hoxton Breakout Trailer.
Payday 2 Official Soundtrack Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8cpIiThmuJTyrugMHqrvJTP
Payday 2 Soundtrack Playlist (Antici...
i will recommend this song at the end of every day until every single brainfarter has heard it
Wow
Gn
Even with all its problems I still sunk like 200 hours into that game between November and December
Is that what people call retarded
u didn't see my submarine :c
where
c:
amnesia my beloved
So true
@eager igloo MYSHINKAAAAA :3
for a second thought it was real
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
I wish there was a more passive prayer but it'll have to do
ALYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@trim pilot
So apparently, it would take the largest known blackhole 3.31x10^99 years to evaporate.
And the universe is currently only 1.37x10^10 years old.
Hawking Radiation is inversely proportional to mass, meaning that the big ones burn more slowly, in addition to holding more fuel.
yeah, i know

i was talking about how the big ones go slower
What no bitches does to a mf

Ask Feynman how many bitches he got.
First time seeing this?
Feynman???
Whooo?
Literally who
I can't think of joke to explain this.
Google "Richard Feynman"
Science talking? Yes
Also the pic, first time
ive got a theory on the application of the estoteric penrose process to modern day power generation, as well as teaching myself the basics of quantumn mechanics
alright
so you know b^209 and its extreme radioactivity
and you know what the penrose process is
its essentially throwing a particle through the accretion disk of a black hole at extreme speeds in order to get it rotating at an insane degree, after which it hits a reflective material and bounces back at an angle that takes it through the accretion disk again
New Rick and Morty actors just dropped
at some point, you have the choice to either capture the particle or let it go, in which case you would cause the destruction of the penrose sphere
capturing the particle will garner and unbelievable amount of rotational energy
thats my understanding of the penrose process
so, applying that concept, you could replace the black hole with an extremely radioactive material such as b^209, and essentially hotbox radiation, in which case you could throw particles through it such as cobalt and charge them radioactively
theres more to this that i will not be sharing
How's the patent application going?
what i shared has some fundamental flaws, and the reason i will not share the fixes is because the concept of the penrose process implies its use as an inconcievably powerful explosive
HAHAHHAHAHA! FUCK NO!
essentially, if you dont capture said particle, it will eventually build up too much energy to be bounced back through the accretion disk, at which point when it hits the reflective material it would discharge a huge amount of energy
wait is it not called foreskin
that price is more funny than any of the dialogues in that game
and basically explains all thats wrong with AAA gaming
GrimAnima#0666 just reached Level 1!
congrats!!!!11
here's to another eight thousand 🥂
#🎪bruh-fart message
Check out the conversation that followed as well.
xp bots can go [REDACTED] themselves

not anymore
it was just 1 message
imagine paying for games
I'm more of a Left In The Cold enjoyer
my apartment
I reset the bot to reset the levels and it also cleared the settings
not only does my theory contain extreme potential for power generation, but its potential impact on research that has to do with radiation is quite significant
oh i know
im not going public until i work a failsafe that will prevent use as an explosive
the only reason im comfortable sharing the basis here is because of the fundamental flaws and their fixes that i havent shared
i wonder if this is the true power of autism
Skill issue
p!avatar 306425947715010561
I'll be back in a minute.
Invalid member argument.
Member not found.
Usage: p!avatar [member]
Nice bro
p!avatar @edgy abyss
what?
p!avatar @queen finch
kinda cute

p!avatar @orchid robin
ssubmissive and headshot able
my dad's looking quite handsome in that uniform
hm?
p!invert @digital quartz
p!invert @queen finch
ah yes my dad, but deep fried
what flag is that ? 
Atlantis
ngl I thought his piercing stare was already bad enough on the original, but thus takes the cake
what about it?

where's my boyfriend?
@grizzled meadow my beloved
❤️
@edgy abyss
Now that goes hard
ugh... couldn't even crop the head properly... AMATURE LEVEL MEMES
@visual stirrup here
bruh who made those
me when busyhands
Nice stuff
@orchid robin
@heady crow
average monolith
Sosig 👍🏻
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Fixed
came for gamma, stayed for #🎪bruh-fart
Brainfart faction for the zone when
I played gamma like twice think
Real
Came for #🎪bruh-fart , had to get GAMMA installed 
XD
I played it for a week and liked the funny horrors of nature then I found brainfart and settled on a ranch there
yo how can I pull up mine?
a catboy
-s?me without the -
s?me

p!implode @pastel quartz

wtf happened to x
Gn chat i wish you all sweet dreams 💗💗
who
p!explode @pastel quartz
see you tomorrow

suck start
that, is one of the people making nice animations for Gamma
who has the image with the retard button to call Falco?
Barry to be more clear

they made the VSSK reanim, knifes etc
Omg I need
blast from the past
what did you expect
Is it good?
I did not read the r on the frag brownie and I got very worried
anything to make ends meet
I know that one
LMAO
he sounds chinese
I love these
Nvrm Mirslav is clear sky
Not gonna try it it looks like school lunch
@pastel quartz 
enjoy your stay, remember time is a constant
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schizo hunting
It's what I asked in #╟❓general-offtopic
i go there and this is the first thing i see
too long
its a GOOD BOOK
i was just helping them out
the key to speedrun it is getting bloodsuckussy horny in #╓☢stalker-chat
thats only tolerated in here
just like intelligence is only tolerated outside of #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
How dare you accuse us of being intelligent!
i wasnt saying anyone here was intelligent god no
i was just saying newcomer chat doesnt tolerate reasoning and intelligence
you idiots still dont know how to fix a gif LEL
ikr, dumbasses
where
!cat
scrungle
Bro just went on a rampage
What exile does to a mf
these are all as mid as your pfp
*2
anyone up for some stupid shit in red dead 2

we could abuse the proximity chat

"you're going to brazil"
om... okey fuck it
i see my meme theft worked
i'm monolith now
Clear pooper
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Just two pairs hangin
cum spray
stereolith
@trim pilot
I literally unbanned you
ik lol
can u also unban alice pls
Without our resident tomboy, we are lost.
Tomboy? More like boyboy
classic
for that special occasion when you want to get rid of the bandit as well as your own arm
madirex is just jealous of the tomboy energy, embrace the dreaming
daily mod vs user drama in off topic
more simple than chad tbh
It looks like Aldourien deleted that guy's message because he posted something STALKER related in offtopic.
He hasn't been here very long, but I can understand why he would think that there's something wrong with this server if one of his few interactions was with Aldo.
Aldo is a deterrent.
Much like nuclear deterrent, devastating when used, efficient when unused.
I'm honestly waiting for another dude who basically did the same thing
He asked something about SOC and a particular monitor resolution
Message: deleted
What exactly happened to Aldo?
This question again

He's fine, he's alive

He's doing personal stuff without internet, in every sense
I see I see

I don't know how to feel about that
Bro quite literally took "go touch grass" to a literal level
No I mean what Kato posted
I mean Aldo
Help me understand what the fuck is that 
Tattoo gone horribly wrong I think
I'm no tattoo expert, but it ain't supposed to look like that
I’ve seen tattoos healing gone wrong but never a flash carved one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
Someone made this commercial in Maryland back in the 80's. Before YouTube, we actually copied stupid videos like this onto VHS tapes and traded them around. We were idiots.
Stupid fuck-fuck games
p!warn @wind forum don't post that carved tattoo shit again pls, it's horrible
@wind forum has been warned.


That wasn't a carved tattoo
Okay, what was that
Infected tattoo
Okay
p!warn @wind forum don't post that infected tattoo shit again pls, it's horrible
@wind forum has been warned.

This is what you look like right now

p!infractions @wind forum
Total infractions: 4
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 2
Infractions within the past week: 2
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 12/12/2022 02:45pm UTC
Reason: Hate-speech. #📄rules
Moderator: ЯМыФургал#1011
Time: 12/17/2022 01:43pm UTC
Reason: bro
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 01/25/2023 12:33am UTC
Reason: don't post that carved tattoo shit again pls, it's horrible
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 01/25/2023 12:34am UTC
Reason: don't post that infected tattoo shit again pls, it's horrible
"I compared you to a wojak, my argument is valid"
i still remember the bro one
p!removeinfractions 1411
Successfully removed infraction #1411
the shooting a chicken point blank with a shotgun
And as you can see
Wait did I post that
dementia
I have like donkey pop and roo splat
This is what you look like right now
I don't have any chicken videos
It might have been in a compilation video
So I will take it
Wasn't that Alice?
no
Yeah sounds more like something she would do
Slow mf
it was a gif
I got exiled the first 5 minutes I joined this server
Think that might be a record
there would be another warn if i wasnt so nice 
I am building high grade explosives in my house
Thank you for not being another Aldo
be tyrannical

draconian server
Shut the fuck up
what the fuck is going on
Yes
treat yourself
Can you find it idk
drakeandjoshian server 
I think the only aldo-like person is okay_cat
Not under my watch

If Skom was Aldo2, he wouldn't be a moderator, guaranteed
From the few times I interacted with him, he isn't another Aldo
Literally aldo and cat are the most serious ones
Over my dead fucking cold body
literally told me to be more toxic 
He is
He is

That’s a plus
BROOOO
inb4 don't google his cat name
Huh


back to homework
I bet he understood less than half of what the brother said
I know I did 
Kids already don't understand half of what you tell them
such as?
huh?
The fact you applied to 4 year olds
dude you can't tell a 4 year old mechanical engineering
I might have understood things wrong
I'm consuming 4 forms of media at the same time
ADHD ass
No
(me included)
A man who thinks, has nothing to think but thoughts
These fish committed credit card fraud while playing Pokémon. 💳🐟🐟🐟🐟
That's hilarious af lmao


DMC5's music is hentai for ears
steam isn't wrong
?????
so basically
when we hear dmc 5 audio
we're watching hentai?
DMC5 music denier?
Have you ever heard the music
welp yes
a better version of the programming joke i told the other day
freak
my bad
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look at this goofball
Who got that one video??
What’s he post
something based apparently
what game is that
@ruby minnow https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k2JT404TNWw
Speaking of that, I need to add them again
Nope I can't

I can't be muted anymore
ANOMALY DEV OMG!!!
I CAN'T ADD THEM ALL
THEY WORK ON ME
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO 
I can't be exiled, muted and newcomer at the same time
This is 1984

I'll kill you

🍅
BTW, you never answered this.
#🎪bruh-fart message
🙏
If I had the power to make a choice, yes
But I don't have that kind of power and I already know the other moderators are against that
I don't get it, wasn't f4 worse?
#🎪bruh-fart message
Whatever. Office politics have to be seen to be understood.
But F4 is banned
Straight from the ban list
He's banned
Oh, I guess this was from before his other ban.
Yes
This is my wife Lisa after 1 dose of Pfizer. She was a very healthy woman who took care of the family and now she roams the hallways of our house doing this.
I don't remember what happened but I think we "messed around" with him
To then ban him for real
21st century version of the Tsar's men arresting you and then calling off the execution at the last moment.

There you go
That is the "messing around"
I asked to let him join again
Because I needed to ban him, again
With a reason
Because I literally hit "send" without the reason
Leave falco alone he is so among us
i will port stalker to exodus
i was already a femboy
outplayed
I swear you become more powerful every day
my AI is fueled by daily gamma retarded newcomers
Remember? 
bro that little smile image is creepy af
schizophrenia
the GAMMA mod grindset
Nani?
How to GAMMA moderator 101
There is to say that now the server is more calm
Drewski did the golden age of retards
bring me the finest retard from the drewski crowd
-Falco

Not me tho
Brainfart turned me from a twink into a gym rat
Jesus
big kek
any translators in the chat
I have one thing for the "remove anomalies" crowd
STALKER: NORMALITY
STALKER: GAMMN
Basically the whole #🇪🇸-general-spa asking for a spanish translated patch
It's a recurring question
downloaded Anomaly..played it for 2 hrs..died 10 times to wildlife like cats and dogs..while killing tons of bandits with no problem..uninstalled right away 👎
I've been meaning to ask, can you pin this message in #╓☢stalker-chat ? Or add this information to #╭📖faq
#╓☢stalker-chat message
I'll make a command
!tag + lastdawn
For anyone else stuck on the mission/quest Last Dawn: Rescue the rogue scout unit, follow these steps:
- Enable debug mode then press F7 in game
- Open
Object Spawnermenu - In the
Object Spawnermenu locate the text field that you can manually type into, should be in the top right - Copy and paste this into that text field:
monolith_cs_story_squad_1 - Click
Spawn At Player(I tried spawn at cursor but it didn't seem to work) - Get ready to take out about 6 monolith dudes then spawn them in
Tag "lastdawn" successfully created.

Define stuck tho
Isn't that the mission in outskirts, where you have to kill mono's that are camping a building nearby?
Because mission description fails to mention that 
goodnight chat
Yes.
I never had the problem described here because I walked through that particular khrushchovka while approaching the quest marker.

ah yes, maja
maja truely a polish person
honestly could've been worse
well morning's over, time to make myself a breakfast and gtfo
Omg u guys finally accept my retardness, so adorable im not unwanted anymore
Goodnightu!
Thankss
worst of the best
shut up migger
yeah, brainfart is the best at being stupid
surprised discord allowed to send that message
Imma do it. Imma get you canceled.
ms obama get down
how do i unsee your bio
everytime i read it i can hear my brain screaming in agony
lobotomy
bleach will worsen it as it will make Maja's bio the last thing you saw before becoming blind
I don't know where I'm going with this
iphone so slow the date lags behind by 13 days
How the fuck did that get into Tenor?
Is it my bio? Message doesnt load
Oh my god if thats how a mod looks like..
Get a human being who will make you up good
your humanity is killing your gains ❗
eat more hookers ❗❗❗
3 days until battlebit ‼️
Chilliest it’s been in Texas for a hot minute tonight
It's finally higher than -30
what video 
the battlebit video
oh right
Hapoy shark
What is it?
Funny moments or cool tacky shooting stuff?
both
Got any of my sewerslide moments with the c4 vest?
Dam
I'm thinking if I should use the footage from the last playtest or wait for the next one
Might as well wait for the next now
Last one was kinda lame cus we had a small amount of people playing
Mhm, sorry I couldn't stay on more
I use it often when I play
Tubamen will always be cooler.
i'll just let you do the lore
I used fl studio and unreal engine for this :)
It's so much fun, I wish it had a more realistic kill radius tho
I remember at some point pushing up to a chokehold and killing like 21 I think it was mfs that were all clustered together
Oh nyo
@pastel quartz

i immediately distrust anyone who says they dont like boobers
Morning
Yay
wait did i steal that from here
mfw cant remember where i stole memes from because ass shit memory
Just to give you an example of how cold it is here
This is a port in Vladivostok
All water in it completely froze and now ships can't move
Haiii
What are the fun ones
Nothin
nah if i tell you you gonna diagnose yourself
I'm in bed
Nu uhh no I wont
Yems
Hello in bed, I'm dad
Hi daddy
Mf out here making me blush smh
How are ya btw Mya?
Uhhhhhh don't worry Abt it

Did you take your pills
Want a hug to make it better?
Bro I feel like there's an air bubble in my throat that wont go down or up and I absolutely hate this
p!hug @pastel quartz
Dont think I forgot about u
p!hug @amber marsh
I don't have any pills
You doing ok mr gumbito?
You are so.gay for bruno
Well tbf im not the one he has matching pfps with
Get some vitamins and then dont take them so you can tell people you “forgot to take your pills today”
I took my vitamin d pillers yesterday
Finland doesnt have sun?
I'm alrighty, feeling kinda shitty physically but I'm gucci mentally so that's a big plus
Hush
Not during this time. When its summer the sun is up at like 2am
Definitely wasn't bullied into it or anything
mfs edating in #🎪bruh-fart again 😭
Always have been
Youre such a bottom
If ur gonna edate edate with me :3
If youre gonna edate
Think about it for 5 seconds and realize how dumb that would be

https://youtu.be/7KXGZAEWzn0?t=991
4k gives off illusive man from mass effect vibes 
'Orbit' is a film by Seán Doran made with images courtesy NASA / ESRS / eol.jsc.nasa.gov and music by Phaeleh
Experience the beauty of planet Earth in Ultra High Definition. This film is approximately the same length as one complete orbit of Earth by ISS.
The video footage featured in this film is derived from time-lapse photography located in...
I deserve all the attention!!

Illusive man moment
Love that guy
Edate? What date? You mean a debate? Okay, let's talk about industrial society and its future 
The industrial revolution and its consequences
Oh hush, you know dam well I'm a switch
How about the economic impact your mom made when she fell over at the bank
Every single day
You mean the one bonnie did?
This chat becomes more femboy-y
Not in my Christian minecraft server
This should be ok right?
yes i do
I'm a girl! Dummy..
Femboys are purely bottoms from what I do
my ex has nice booba
Your christianity is as fragile as your “switch” nature
Skill issue
True
Oh damn, sry mate that was out of taste
Well not biologically but Idc Abt that!
Skill issue regardless ❤
LMAO

Who tf looks at insta models tho
i will always be rooting for you brother
"from what I do"?
Weirdos
LOOK AT THIS CTA
Me when i just wanna check some messages, i load in and im BOMBARDED WITH WOMEN WITH ENORMOUS BAHONKAS bein displayed in my home feed cuz every meme page just turned to that
Ive seen evidence pointing to the other direction
That's a bit too true
You a top femboy or somethin?
KITTY
YAY
and i dont wanna say it again

and he knows









