🎪bruh-fart

[somber warren]

why

[devout hull]

You're evolving into your final form.

A disappointment.

[lusty sonnet]

i'll dm it to you my boi

[devout hull]

But also unfathomably based.

[ionic hatch]

HE KUT WOUT HEB JIJ ZIN OM TE RENNEN OFZO?

[somber warren]

Mei Manta jonge

[ionic hatch]

the car from new kids got me into mechanic shit

this goes hard

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg44zowFWrE

now i'm back to New kids clips

[lusty sonnet]

5 cups of coffee, equally mentally deranged coworkers and unprotected wireless speakers do some stuff to you

[ionic hatch]

new kids makes me proud of being dutch

[somber warren]

it should

very good show

[devout hull]

How deep into sleep deprivation are you?

[lusty sonnet]

actually not sleep deprived, just in a constant state of being pissed off cuz idiots at work

also falco, type faster

[ionic hatch]

also, @somber warren one of these songs inspired me to draw a disco panzer 4 a while back 💀

[devout hull]

Channel your dark side and use sheer spite to do better work. Get promoted, fix their asses.

[grizzled meadow]

A white boy, who buss it down sexual style, is not necessarily considered goated with the sauce

That's what I've been saying Tucker it's creazy to me that they don't think he's goated with the zooz you can see him on the right right there actually he's bussing it down sexual style and they want to say he's not goated with the zooz it's very despicab-

[devout hull]

Falco is glitching.

[plucky void]

crap we lost falco

[ionic hatch]

das ist mein Disco Panzer
Mit 'ner 40 Tausend Kilowatt Basskanone
24 Tonnen Panzerstahl
Rollen mitten durch die Umweltzone

[lusty sonnet]

did you reply to the wrong person?

[devout hull]

Someone get the solder...

[grizzled meadow]

No

[plucky void]

that's not how it happens

[lusty sonnet]

keep carrying on then falco

[ionic hatch]

falco throw it back

[grizzled meadow]

Sexual style?

[devout hull]

A damn shame.

[ionic hatch]

yeah

[somber warren]

Based

[ionic hatch]

I might have it saved somewhere

[lusty sonnet]

don't need promotion, just more money and not a fucking plug-in car when i order one

[plucky void]

you fix other people's shit, everyone starts considering you "the fixer" and they won't give a shit about doing their jobs properly, cause then they can just go to you and get you to fix it for them

[devout hull]

"fix their shit" as in "force them to do a better job"

[plucky void]

impossible

[stone blade]

I'm comin back I cant take it in #╓☢stalker-chat anymore

[plucky void]

[stone blade]

these peopel are not fucking human

[devout hull]

Not with that attitude.

[plucky void]

nothing to do with attitude

you can't "force someone to do a better job" without risking losing yours

[lusty sonnet]

you can try to train them

[devout hull]

Man, that's not the brainfart attitude.

Which is all you need to succeed in life.

[ionic hatch]

@somber warren

[plucky void]

the person who gets paid to train them should've done their job better

[lusty sonnet]

or recruiters should be capable of not interviewing people that are dogshit at their job

[ionic hatch]

what job do you have dutch person disguised as a greek

[plucky void]

unfortunately, lying in interviews about your qualifications is the easiest thing

recruiting is a thankless, shit-tier job

oshit the UK govt is onto me

[somber warren]

Based drawing, redpilled even

[lusty sonnet]

i'm in IT

falco with the spaghetti flag

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/569494566558892032/1049047547433463979/TIHQRlVbWZUxQBogSG6yGmvGVTQrKooq.mp4

I wonder what went from with the assembly of this clearly reliable engine

[lusty sonnet]

sounds like falco tbh

[somber warren]

you just trying so hard to annoy falco rn

[plucky void]

shoulda been fart sounds

[somber warren]

i love it

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846103580250341376/1047325769371762811/Screenshot_20221129_113524_YouTube.jpg

[lusty sonnet]

he loves it too and he knows i do it to him

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907967315755286538/1049621947228639243/1670076767094287.webm

[somber warren]

he lookin like a stormtrooper pimp

[plucky void]

yeah

also I love it when fat people cosplay as MOBA characters cause then I get to comment "wow [character] got fed big time"

and it's funny

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907967315755286538/1049672190888509450/aAaaaaaa.mp4

Nuclear chair

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907967315755286538/1049689689151504394/Boom_Boom_Boom_Boom_.mp4

[plucky void]

Kriegposting

also what the fuck

why isn't the artillery shooting at its own men

1/10 not lore friendly

🤓

[hidden path]

The bad thoughts came

[normal reef]

i love it

[hidden path]

but cat is here to be pet

[plucky void]

his last order was: COME
and they came. All of them. Even the dragons bad thoughts

[ionic hatch]

thanks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907967315755286538/1049689689801642014/The_ORK_Crowd_Warhammer_40k_meme_dub.mp4

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-cumming-jacking-off-jackoff-gif-21489824

[lusty sonnet]

weren't you going to sleep?

[hidden path]

The ceilling needs to be stared at

[ionic hatch]

why the fuck\

are the Orks

British

[lusty sonnet]

fair

[ionic hatch]

how could they do that to the Orks

[plucky void]

dawn of war 2 chatter in the background

I used to just leave the troops sitting idle to hear their random crap

CoH2 banter was cool too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY3sM0jtwaA

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329756985614663681/1033421478219227136/most_british_scotsman.mp4

[somber warren]

Holdfast is based af

the voice chat is the best part about it

[normal reef]

here @ionic hatch added a little oversexualized character

[ionic hatch]

Holy shit fucking BASED

AS FUCJ

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/674830592281542656/1048720902755463168/20221126_203709.jpg

[somber warren]

[normal reef]

i will remake this now

i wanna remake it

[somber warren]

[grizzled meadow]

[normal reef]

falco damn you

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/275777565124198400/716039077132107856/caption-1-1.gif

[grizzled meadow]

Non tirare la corda...

[somber warren]

[ionic hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/674830592281542656/1045819348557762590/image.png

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881141136838766592/899295912537514044/Celica_Drawing.jpg

have a drawing of my car in these trying times

[somber warren]

i hate this so much

[ionic hatch]

Fuck I need to draw more fucking vehicles

[somber warren]

Real

draw more stuff

[ionic hatch]

I finished the F-18E Super Hornet

I'm not going to fucking color it tho

[somber warren]

show it then

[heavy peak]

Ayy a 5th gen celica
Too bad this isnt gt-four

[ionic hatch]

it is tho

[heavy peak]

Not

Missing hood vents and correct bumper

[ionic hatch]

because

I FUCKING REMOVED THEM

smh

[heavy peak]

Put them back

[ionic hatch]

fuck you

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-despair-xqcdespair-voidge-troll-gif-24691555

[ionic hatch]

I'm not gonna

[heavy peak]

Do it

[ionic hatch]

you know what, I'm going to do it

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-gif-24997888

[heavy peak]

[ionic hatch]

I'm engine swapping it an EJ25

over the 3S-GTE

[heavy peak]

Monster

[ionic hatch]

its MY car and I decide how to RUIN it

time to put a 90's bodykit under it

[somber warren]

you need a "baby on board" Sticker

so ppl know to rear end you

[ionic hatch]

I was working on another art project today

[heavy peak]

Speaking of cars

[ionic hatch]

fuck I love mechs so much

[ionic hatch]

ohh hell nahh

what the FUCK

BRUHH THE WING

[somber warren]

bruh that thing looks like shit fr

[heavy peak]

Boat f150
(Cuz it dead ass handles like a boat )

[ionic hatch]

Picture of a REAL car

Forester STI

[ionic hatch]

Actually

I kinda dig it

aight goodnight brainrotting people

[somber warren]

yes indeed time for sleepy time

[slim osprey]

Good night

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-21449019

[heavy peak]

Gn

[normal reef]

gn homie

[heavy peak]

Fck, less than 5 hours left of sleep before work

[ionic hatch]

tomorrow I'm going

to break another forklift

[echo slate]

good morning brainfart

[heavy peak]

Morning? Its bloody 0:30 am

[devout hull]

You missed the end.

[slim osprey]

0:30? Bro it's 19:30

[echo slate]

no it's 430

[slim osprey]

Fake

[heady crow]

????

[slim osprey]

https://fxtwitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1600225249332629505?s=20&t=TMu_n_rqwzwaWym3uaMRcQ

[echo slate]

consider yourself fact checked

[slim osprey]

You are simply wrong

[heavy peak]

No, you're wrong

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[stone blade]

you're all wrong

including me

WE are all wrong 🤝

[ornate tulip]

Yes.

[echo slate]

Ave, true to Caesar

[stone blade]

hiii chat

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow how close am I to getting bant

[narrow lotus]

hiii bulgar man

[stone blade]

alo

[narrow lotus]

how was ur day ivanovi

[echo slate]

alyo blyat ahahahaha

[narrow lotus]

what monster did u drink

[stone blade]

is good day

[stone blade]

white one

went out with girl

had a blast

She bought me monster

even tho I said no

Women

[narrow lotus]

when u gonna blast a nut with her tho

[stone blade]

duuuude

[narrow lotus]

what are u friendzoned already

dammit ivanovi

[stone blade]

no

it's complicated

[stone blade]

i won't explain

[narrow lotus]

eh u will figure it out son

[stone blade]

is personal

[narrow lotus]

i beleive in you

i wish u the best 😗

[stone blade]

ty Romanian man

go steal wire

[narrow lotus]

already did , u might have no bathroom light

shit happens

[stone blade]

pog

[echo slate]

you and me are goin shittin in the dark

[stone blade]

les go

[slim osprey]

Real

Tho I wouldn't let her ram it in me

[stone blade]

the more colored the hair the more mental problems

which means

the hotter they are

🤝

[slim osprey]

Ivan spitting straight facts

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[fading shuttle]

🤝

[scenic sable]

Not allowed.

[fading shuttle]

if my girl dont got hair that looks like the fuckin golden poison frog, she aint mine anymore

[slim osprey]

I'll delete it then

Or you can delete it I guess

I'm gonna ask for future reference, not allowed because orange man or n-word being mentioned?

[plucky void]

is that a self roast

[plucky void]

I mean... do you have to ask?

[fading shuttle]

we have had the obamna and SODA!!! meme posted before and it hasnt been removed

so it might not be the orange man

[slim osprey]

I would rather be 100% sure in the future

[plucky void]

orenj man

[scenic sable]

The latter. Orange man is pretty much a meme of himself.
Don't post him with very controversial or politically charged content.

[slim osprey]

Alright

Will keep in mind for next time

[heavy peak]

So basically no mention of nukes

[plucky void]

speaking of I do wonder what the hell is going on with his skin

[fading shuttle]

spray tan

[scenic sable]

Aging and spray tan.

[plucky void]

oh didn't know he did that

loser

[scenic sable]

It is not even subtle.

[stone blade]

no

[scenic sable]

Another one..

[plucky void]

No clue whether that might be necessary for some folks, like albino people for instance, to protect their skin from UV

[scenic sable]

p!infractions @heady vapor

[foggy mantle]

kot#3485

Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

MUTE [2 days] | Case [#942]

Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 11/26/2022 09:56am UTC
Reason: religious slander meme

Page 1/1

[scenic sable]

You're going back in the box.

[stone blade]

lol

[slim osprey]

Lmao

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-in-the-box-timothee-chalamet-paul-atreides-dune-what-do-you-have-in-the-box-gif-18400575

https://tenor.com/view/pain-charlotte-rampling-gaius-helen-mohiam-dune-hurt-gif-18400573

[scenic sable]

p!mute @heady vapor 3d Pedophilia jokes(?).

[foggy mantle]

@heady vapor has been muted for 3 days.

[stone blade]

LAUGH

[placid sail]

I have found a funny meme with Almalexia which also features her ample bosom and ass, but now seems like the worst time possible to post it

[fading shuttle]

send it to me kindly

[stone blade]

same except when I walk

[placid sail]

one second sir/madam

[slim osprey]

https://youtu.be/AoEBYGGH_A0

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1038613125475340380/1049815630532067329/FB_IMG_1663031310905.jpg

[slim osprey]

I never really liked vtubers

But when I found out this girl made a cover of "Lamento boliviano"

Something changed

[plucky void]

I liked kizuna ai before she got famous and weird

why do people get weird when they achieve fame?

[slim osprey]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[plucky void]

does it really mess with their head that much

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dog-yes-nodding-approved-gif-9085691

[placid sail]

any sort of power/influence over other people influences brain

[slim osprey]

I don't know I'm not famous

Nor do I want to be

[fading shuttle]

the thing is, at a certain point, there were 4 or 5 kizuna ai

[placid sail]

I think there was even a study about some higher up managers having statistically different reaction to some stuff

okay is man's breast offensive though

[fading shuttle]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/rzOjHuo_0_1xcloy6QsYIS3J-KoHqSSwSHknr-XsVeM/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FjTZTiOUAAAa8ll.jpg?width=745&height=559

[placid sail]

drawn one

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-gif-20116037

bruh

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[placid sail]

I take it as a yes

[heady crow]

im not a mod

[heady crow]

oh my

[placid sail]

I hereby put any sort of responsibility for than on Bruno

[heady crow]

[slim osprey]

Massive titties

[placid sail]

I've just suddenly stumbled upon an insane motherlode of TES memes

second best thing the whole year

okay, third one

[wraith wadi]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/295647670712795137/1049050491562233896/507F0CB0-59FC-4F45-B6A9-9EEE4D473155.gif

noooooooo

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[wraith wadi]

waiter it doesnt work

ahhahh

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cursed-emoji-tantrum-astrelle-gif-21610188

[heady crow]

did you find truestl or what

[pastel quartz]

literally any stalker the moment they go to red forest

[placid sail]

no idea where are they originally from, just some big cache found on russian site, probably just stolen repurposed from somewhere else in a batch

[heady crow]

an actual goldmine then

do keep them coming

[placid sail]

half of it is lewd, so can't post it here, sigh

[scenic sable]

Pretty tame.
I think the combo of Broly and Videl is funnier in that meme.

[placid sail]

how about this one flyboy

[scenic sable]

It's just... metal..

[placid sail]

damn I really need to find the artist, I dig the style

[slim osprey]

https://twitter.com/stalker_thegame/status/1600262753096040448?s=20&t=TMu_n_rqwzwaWym3uaMRcQ

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. OFFICIAL (@stalker_thegame)

@Steam Appreciate the spotlight! ✊

S.T.A.L.K.E.R., anyone?

Twitter · Dec 6, 2022, 10:55 PM

Based stalker account

[heady crow]

lmao yeah its from truestl and posted by ratopomboarts

[slim osprey]

Using 👉 👈

[heady crow]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[placid sail]

god bless you lizard man

[queen forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836704404748632126/1048733353806938112/kYudgbUx4QpNmRNj.mp4

[slim osprey]

Bro was ready to kill

[placid sail]

this is now a TES chat (until stopped by law enforcers)

[slim osprey]

Holy shit

[slim osprey]

Journalists ☕

[queen forum]

@placid sail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

[plucky void]

dad shoulda smacked him anyways

[heady crow]

young scrolls

got most of his stuff on my harddrive

need to burn it all onto cds eventually

rn only got jiubs ep iirc

[queen forum]

seen

[devout hull]

https://youtu.be/h8Jfg8oh3YE

[plucky void]

double embed fail

[placid sail]

now I've seen thirsty Dagoth Ur

[queen forum]

seen 2

[placid sail]

now I've seen all

[heady crow]

theres a second part to this too

[devout hull]

Shit worked the last time I posted the exact same link here.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/showme-show-me-morpheus-gif-5144220

[queen forum]

🪨⛏️

[placid sail]

hahahaha

perkeleeee

how I've lived all those years without these premium tes memes

[placid sail]

oh god vore joke abort abort

[placid sail]

I guess I should check the r*ddit now since using twitter is a chore

[heady crow]

yall can still see r*ddit?

[placid sail]

yes, unlike twitter, not blocked yet

[heady crow]

kekw

[slim osprey]

Literally me

[nimble night]

That BIG Splenda Daddy energy

[slim osprey]

Yes

[slim osprey]

I could own several people out of vibes alone

But alas I have no money

[haughty radish]

:(

[placid sail]

:)

[haughty radish]

Thats called slavery my guy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/feet-smile-hmm-yes-agree-gif-17832448

[slim osprey]

Bro who the fuck is you

It is not slavery if they are willing to

[placid sail]

spoken like a true capitalist

[slim osprey]

I said it once I'll say it again

I pick bitches off the streets and keep them as pets

[haughty radish]

AYO??

[median jewel]

@zenith grove

There, appropriate channel

[haughty radish]

Abduction 🤗

[slim osprey]

No no

I don't kidnap

I just find people willing to come with me

[wary flume]

“Willing”

I don’t think threading them with a gun is them “willing to come with you”

[slim osprey]

It's still their choice

They can come or get shot

[wary flume]

Grok is cool

My cat is asleep

He’s such a cutie patotie

[haughty radish]

Google “coercion”

[slim osprey]

Stop using made up words

[haughty radish]

Google “gaslighting”

[slim osprey]

There you go again with the made up words

There is no such thing as gaslighting

[scenic sable]

p!warn @twilit wyvern Implied child pornography. Make extra sure if your content is violating any or our #📄rules.

[foggy mantle]

@twilit wyvern has been warned.

[placid sail]

asshole

also is it me or was it a second pedo warn from Aldo in just a day

what's going on

[scenic sable]

FNGs.

[plucky void]

people thinking pedo is funny

[placid sail]

what

[plucky void]

Fucking New Guys

[scenic sable]

"Fucking New Guy"s.

[plucky void]

and not "fucking" in the sexual sense, of course

[plucky void]

it's army/military slang iirc

[placid sail]

(he plays dota)

no no it's that dude

fr

[scenic sable]

p!warn @heavy peak Don't post memes implying bestiality, or punching down on minorities.

[foggy mantle]

@heavy peak has been warned.

[normal reef]

This cat looks like an old master

[heavy peak]

Always furries innit?

[slim osprey]

That cat looking so fucked up brug

[scenic sable]

Read #📄rules

[normal reef]

Werent you supposed to be sleeping

[slim osprey]

He got a hit of that zaza

[wary flume]

So will I get in trouble if i post a slightly transphobic meme

[slim osprey]

No?

[normal reef]

Wait who said gn earlier

[gloomy wraith]

Someone

[normal reef]

Makes sense

[heavy peak]

Tbf you can get into trouble pretty much from anything as long as Aldourien is up

[scenic sable]

Better not to post them at all.

[wary flume]

I must get the most infringements

[slim osprey]

Alice and Torres

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1049660778208301117/image.png

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gorilla-monkey-monke-funny-monke-gif-26378334

[pastel quartz]

ew no

[normal reef]

Hi friend

[wary flume]

This is political

[normal reef]

Why are you blue

I want to be blue too

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-moth-cute-rosy-maple-moth-dryocampa-rubicunda-gif-26368817

[normal reef]

Too political

[narrow lotus]

P!ROAST @pastel quartz

[upbeat bobcat]

Maaaan they be creepy and cutest thing ever at the same time

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz, You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar

[slim osprey]

Yes, that's why I love them

[normal reef]

Sus dog

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/papa-smurf-gif-26233919

[slim osprey]

Bro the fed getting roasted every time they come here

[normal reef]

Is the sus dog too political?

[wary flume]

Pretty sure we’ve all seen this but I must get a warn or mute

My infringement list isn’t long enough yet

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/butter-dog-gif-19240791

[pastel quartz]

not even that tho, i dont get those aswell

[wary flume]

Budder dowg

[normal reef]

This dog is too sus (too political)

[slim osprey]

Damnn

[scenic sable]

@normal reef @wary flume
Grow up. Understand what nuances are.

[slim osprey]

Self roast

[upbeat bobcat]

Why do you have a woman in your pfp, they are a myth

[normal reef]

Tbh i would take a bite outa that butter stick

[wary flume]

Growing up is for nerds

Nerd

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-22325292

[normal reef]

Totally me

[wary flume]

Discord mod momento

[normal reef]

Lol

[wary flume]

Grok is cool

[wary flume]

My favourite mods in order

1. Ledy they cool
2. Okay_cat they cool
3. Falco gave me my first mute ❤️
4. Aldourien I did exactly what he told me not to and he just told me to grow up (kinda lame)

[solar obsidian]

The Deep lore

[normal reef]

Ok cat i feel like spies my every move

Falco is cool

Ledy seems ok

[grizzled meadow]

Ah so I'm third because I muted you? Okay okay

[zenith grove]

mute him again

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/glasses-sunglasses-cool-tom-cruise-smile-gif-17437889

[zenith grove]

you will become second

[normal reef]

I just pretend to like falco because we speak the same pasta lenguage

[wary flume]

You said I didn’t bring anything to the table 😔

[placid sail]

Falco il Terzo

[echo slate]

A bada bing

[normal reef]

Falco be like

[grizzled meadow]

Damn I do be funny though, I literally forgot about that

[normal reef]

Oggi alle

Oggi alle

[wary flume]

Do the thing where it shows the infringements

[wary flume]

This is true

[grizzled meadow]

p!infractions 975875410233528341

[foggy mantle]

валис#0540

Total infractions: 3
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#836]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/14/2022 12:59pm UTC
Reason: too political, read #📄rules

WARN | Case [#877]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/19/2022 11:32pm UTC
Reason: I'll warn you for now

MUTE [1 week] | Case [#878]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/20/2022 12:40am UTC
Reason: you fucked around and found out, and since you asked, we don't really have a "limit", sometime it's about the severity of the thing you posted, and since you posted the same poor dude who Kurt Cobain'd himself like twice, it's more than enough to mute you, also because you're not really bringing anything worth to the table in my realm called brainfart, so yeah

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[wary flume]

Sorry cat he’s second now

[echo slate]

Cazzo

[grizzled meadow]

Figa

Tette

[normal reef]

Falco how many infractions do you have

[grizzled meadow]

Culo

[grizzled meadow]

0 😎

Like the bitches I get

😎😎😎

[normal reef]

SEE CERTO

[grizzled meadow]

Guarda che non ne ho davvero

[wary flume]

Boring momento

[normal reef]

Ovvio te li togli ogni volta

[grizzled meadow]

No non ne posso avere che è diverso

Oddio forse se Grok mi mutasse, forse in quel caso

[wary flume]

Stop speaking languages I don’t understand

[upbeat bobcat]

p!translate EN No non ne posso avere che è diverso

[foggy mantle]

Original

No non ne posso avere che è diverso

English

No I can't have any that's different

[upbeat bobcat]

p!translate EN Oddio forse se Grok mi mutasse, forse in quel caso

[foggy mantle]

Original

Oddio forse se Grok mi mutasse, forse in quel caso

English

Oh God maybe if Grok changed me, maybe in that case

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah not really

He doesn't believe that I don't have any warns or mute

And that I just can't have them
Then I told him "maybe Grok can do that because he's the admin"

[normal reef]

Ma

[upbeat bobcat]

[grizzled meadow]

I'll kill Madirex if that emote is not in yet

[normal reef]

Why not

Is it too political

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't have nitro it's from this server

[plucky void]

Didn't aldo just mute/warn someone for referencing beastiality

[grizzled meadow]

I mean this one, the fucker didn't added this one yet

[normal reef]

Guys i won

I win always

[wary flume]

This chat is so boring

[placid sail]

ohhh I felt that brotha

[ruby minnow]

you gotta be retard enough to understand it look at me i'm retard af

[upbeat bobcat]

badge? What's its name?

[wary flume]

Black

[plucky void]

sadbedge?

bedgesad?

[grizzled meadow]

Ah wait

[wary flume]

I can’t say gey

[plucky void]

we have and

[grizzled meadow]

Sedge

[upbeat bobcat]

Ok we get it you are funny

[placid sail]

say something in Italian lewd drawings person

[grizzled meadow]

We need Sedge come on

Fucking Madirex

"I'm on the phone" LIKE IT'S AN EXCUSE

[upbeat bobcat]

[wary flume]

Idk cat or some shit

[normal reef]

Il napoli fa cagare forza milan dammi un rank colorato (mi piacciono i colori)

[grizzled meadow]

There is to say that you can add emotes from the mobile app

But you need to have the emote on your phone

[upbeat bobcat]

p!translate EN Il napoli fa cagare forza milan dammi un rank colorato (mi piacciono i colori)

[foggy mantle]

Original

Il napoli fa cagare forza milan dammi un rank colorato (mi piacciono i colori)

English

Napoli sucks come on milan give me a colored rank (I like colors)

[upbeat bobcat]

[wary flume]

My cta slepin

[grizzled meadow]

Non te lo do

[normal reef]

Fish react him

[upbeat bobcat]

"Napoli sucks come on milan give me a colored rank (I like colors)" dude this line made me laugh fr

[grizzled meadow]

Prego, sei colorato

[upbeat bobcat]

Come on milan

[normal reef]

[placid sail]

I wanted to ask Falco to reply something to you, but that wasn't even needed

[grizzled meadow]

[placid sail]

just put two Italians in a room, say CHE SCHIFO once and watch the show

[normal reef]

Ehat does xvxs mena

Mena

[grizzled meadow]

Schifo*

[normal reef]

Mean

FUCK

[wary flume]

Political

[grizzled meadow]

E' un utente, ha il suo ruolo fatto apposta

[normal reef]

Minor spelling mistake

[plucky void]

what the fuck is that role

[grizzled meadow]

Role made for a specific user (not him)

[normal reef]

Eh change it to pink

[heavy peak]

Can i have "forklift certified" role?

[wary flume]

You’re forklift certified

[normal reef]

Yo

[gloomy wraith]

There's a forklift certified role?

[solar obsidian]

after all these years i still love gangnam style and its memes, what a blessing

[normal reef]

I need the forklifty certification

[wary flume]

Music

[normal reef]

Vado in giro nel mio paese col muletto! Dio non esiste lo abbiamo ucciso

[solar obsidian]

alice needs forklift certified role

[heavy peak]

Literally unloading this bs of a pallet that was falling over, but held by another pallet

Fokhen Polish

[echo slate]

same

[normal reef]

Dude really going around forklifting while on brainfart

He did it

[gloomy wraith]

Literally just left that job, happy that type of bs isn't my problem

[normal reef]

He reached peak masculinity

[echo slate]

gimme 5 hours and i'll post forklift pics

[normal reef]

I like snow

[normal reef]

I think it's cool

[wary flume]

Political

[normal reef]

Ban his user

[wary flume]

I agree ban Poland

[scenic sable]

"I want #🎪bruh-fart to disappear.."

[normal reef]

Is poland a real place

Nah

[placid sail]

there is no jailer without the jail, old man

[normal reef]

Yeah i already said that a few days ago i know i am famous and all

[wary flume]

No

[normal reef]

#🎪bruh-fart message

I am that original i guess

[slim osprey]

Congrats you are now blind

[scenic sable]

Then I would finally be free.

[wary flume]

Just leave lol

Ez as that

[normal reef]

Ok imma go spycheck on 2fort bye gn

[grizzled meadow]

The other dude already said what I wanted to say

Or, stay here, just don't be a moderator anymore

[normal reef]

Is nobody gonna say gn back 💔

[wary flume]

Gn

[slim osprey]

Gn

[grizzled meadow]

Gn

[slim osprey]

Give me mod

I'll look after brainfart

[wary flume]

Give me mod

I’ll ruin the server

[normal reef]

The brainfart mod

[slim osprey]

I can be trusted with moderator powers

[wary flume]

I’d be so good as mod

[normal reef]

Saaaame

[wary flume]

Me and falco are basically best buddies

[slim osprey]

Wait

If I become a mod

Do I get my infractions removed?

[grizzled meadow]

I'm literally third in your list

[wary flume]

Second

I moved you up

[grizzled meadow]

ALLA NOTIZIA CHE IL VECCHIO DIO È MORTO...

[heavy peak]

I'd put you in the first spot if you'd clear a misunderstood infraction

[placid sail]

but what would you do on the lonely evenings after work though
who's gonna be the recipient of your rightful wrath
admit it, you need brainfart as much as it needs you

[scenic sable]

Cuts deep from someone who is cosying up to shitposters instead of keeping order.

[wary flume]

P!translate ALLA NOTIZIA CHE IL VECCHIO DIO È MORTO...

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[normal reef]

Falco and i know who is thr most favourite here...

[slim osprey]

Moderator beef

[wary flume]

Me

[slim osprey]

Moderator beef

[grizzled meadow]

Man don't get me wrong
You know I didn't mean it in that way

[heavy peak]

Duty vs Freedom

[wary flume]

That’s like saying “stop having fun and do your job”

My boss says that

He’s lame sometimes

Like aldo

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-drama-discord-user-drama-discord-users-gif-24707797

[scenic sable]

I could actually focus on my writing..

[wary flume]

Or going outside

[placid sail]

oh hey, you're writing something? that's neat

[slim osprey]

Give me mod and you won't have to look after this place anymore, I guarantee you

[grizzled meadow]

More seriously, I always think we need at least another moderator

[normal reef]

i should be writing too yet here i am, what's stopping you from writing

[wary flume]

Give me mod and I’ll ruin the server

[normal reef]

brainfart is too much

[wary flume]

You should make me a mod

[normal reef]

nobody leaves this chat alive

[wary flume]

I do

[slim osprey]

I do

[scenic sable]

Only the G. can, and he's certainly not giving it to people spending 99% of their time in the shitposting channel.

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[normal reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1027933502294986802/1039254693634916433/ah.gif

[slim osprey]

But that's my perk

I look after the place none of the moderators want to look after

[grizzled meadow]

Guys, I literally become a moderator because I like to help people

He made me moderator just to give my words a little bit of recognition

[slim osprey]

No offense but, you help people?

[normal reef]

falco helps people?!?!

[grizzled meadow]

I literally did that shit for months

[slim osprey]

I mean I know you make some posts on #╭📖faq

[scenic sable]

He wrote 95% of #╭📖faq

[heavy peak]

Hard work paid off, eh?

[grizzled meadow]

I MEAN SERIOUSLY #╭📖faq

[slim osprey]

[wary flume]

Oppa gangnam style

[grizzled meadow]

And that's ONLY the channel

[slim osprey]

People spend too much time here

[normal reef]

now that you made it into mod you can lay back and mute people you don't agree with

[grizzled meadow]

I helped with installations, bugs and crashes

[slim osprey]

We forget you guys actually do stuff

[grizzled meadow]

WITH MY HANDS

WITHOUT COMMANDS

[solar obsidian]

!fuckoff

[split canyon]

Made you look

[slim osprey]

And then the falco engine era started

[grizzled meadow]

And cat helped me as well

[grizzled meadow]

Blessed be that day

[wary flume]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-dancing-gangnam-style-gif-25130247

[slim osprey]

[grizzled meadow]

ALSO THE COMMANDS

I LITERALLY WROTE THEM

"Falco no offence you help???"

[slim osprey]

Falco is literally the backbone of gamma

[grizzled meadow]

Motherfucker I'll have you know

[solar obsidian]

it does say falco engine

[grizzled meadow]

[placid sail]

I would never understand how people perceive mod role as something desirable

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/kots-straal-spugen-vomit-puke-gif-14891152

[wary flume]

I bet you guys aren’t playing snow runner anniversary edition

[placid sail]

well other than silly powertripping

[grizzled meadow]

The FalcoEngine3000 was an inside joke

[slim osprey]

I am sincerely sorry my dear moderator

[grizzled meadow]

Grok asked me to become one and it wasn't even about MODERATING

It was literally for help stuff

[normal reef]

we all know when falco leaves the mod team they'll like delete the whole server

[slim osprey]

They'll delete brainfart for sure

[wary flume]

Me

[slim osprey]

Nah they can't delete brainfart

Grok knows it is a necessary evil

[heavy peak]

We already deleted brainfart

The lore is gone

[wary flume]

Political

[grizzled meadow]

Finché io sto in piedi, questo server sta in piedi
Se io crollo, questo server crolla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTcw9tAIvEQ

[normal reef]

didn't i say like goodnight earlier

[ruby minnow]

p!translate EN Finché io sto in piedi, questo server sta in piedi
Se io crollo, questo server crolla

[foggy mantle]

Original

Finché io sto in piedi, questo server sta in piedi
Se io crollo, questo server crolla

English

As long as I stand, this server stands
If I crash, this server crashes

[grizzled meadow]

Infatti vattene un po'

[normal reef]

yeah i tend to do that

[placid sail]

it was your elders who secretly asked Grok to make you a moderator
in a vain hope that it'll help you get some bitches

[ruby minnow]

p!translate EN Infatti vattene un po'

[foggy mantle]

Original

Infatti vattene un po'

English

In fact, go away for a while

[grizzled meadow]

Iedy is the first moderator

I'm the second

I AM the elder

Cat is the third and Aldo is the fourth

[slim osprey]

Damn

Falco is old

[gloomy wraith]

Oof

[slim osprey]

[grizzled meadow]

I literally joined this server (I think) after a month it was created, without even knowing that

[slim osprey]

Real

[ruby minnow]

here is a cat

[narrow lotus]

how old are u falco

[grizzled meadow]

28

I'm probably the oldest in here

[narrow lotus]

fuck yeah u got me

[ruby minnow]

bro is 30 in 2 years

hella old

[slim osprey]

Boomer

[grizzled meadow]

I'm already in my coffin, go away

[ruby minnow]

i mean unless weasel is around

[scenic sable]

I'm older.

[grizzled meadow]

I KNEW IT

[slim osprey]

Damn

[placid sail]

fellow old man

[grizzled meadow]

[slim osprey]

Extra boomer

[narrow lotus]

HA DAMN

[slim osprey]

[ruby minnow]

how old are you aldo?

[placid sail]

also yes

[narrow lotus]

i know Madirex is the youngest....like underage

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-you-all-bought-it-hooked-line-and-sinker-wwe-raw-gif-16769758

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gotword-deeznuts-gottem-deez-nuts-gif-4394929

[slim osprey]

Madi is 17

[scenic sable]

Over 30.

[slim osprey]

Falco 28

[grizzled meadow]

I KNEW IT X2

[slim osprey]

Aldo over 30

[ruby minnow]

BRO IS OLD AS HELL

[slim osprey]

What about you Iedy

[grizzled meadow]

It was obvious guys

[heavy peak]

Have your boomer juice

[grizzled meadow]

It was obvious

[narrow lotus]

THATS WHY ALDO IS SO BOOMER SOMETIMES

[placid sail]

literally a dusty old french man

[narrow lotus]

next month i will be 25

[slim osprey]

He literally IS a boomer

Bro could be one of my brothers fr

[placid sail]

"sometimes"

[scenic sable]

I'm not 60..

[placid sail]

59?

big date soon?

[slim osprey]

Bro compared to the average age here

[solar obsidian]

weasel is funnier than aldo 💀

[scenic sable]

You know what year boomers are born, right?

[narrow lotus]

in #developer-feet-pics channel aldo is memeing quite often

tho he has some of those big brain memes

[placid sail]

gonna make you a cake in brainfart (you may ban it)

[slim osprey]

I'm 19 and call 20 year old boomers

[heavy peak]

Secret channel revealed

[grizzled meadow]

He said over 30 so the range is 40-50, or something 30

I would say 30something

[ruby minnow]

31

[slim osprey]

Aldo is 34

[narrow lotus]

no , he is maximum 35

[solar obsidian]

39

[placid sail]

the very fact that you're trying to trace logic in brainfart clowning really shows how actually old you are

[ruby minnow]

i would say

34-5 ish

[grizzled meadow]

We literally made him told us his age, he can't beat us

[scenic sable]

I try applying logic to anything, that's what makes me Lawful Neutral.

[slim osprey]

I'd say he's somewhere between 30 and 40

[ruby minnow]

but meme channels aren't logical

• A Wise Man

[scenic sable]

Guess why I hate it so much..

[grizzled meadow]

He said over 30 so yeah

[slim osprey]

Forget your braincells old man, you don't need them here

[plucky void]

Aldo hates anything popular

[slim osprey]

That's the joke

[solar obsidian]

not everything is suppose to be logical, sherlock holmes

[scenic sable]

Sure, like MTX.

[narrow lotus]

isnt he deaD?

oh wait thats DMX

[slim osprey]

What is MTX

[ruby minnow]

wait aldo exists?

[scenic sable]

[ruby minnow]

i thought he was an AI

[slim osprey]

I'm like aldo except I just don't know about popular things

[narrow lotus]

PAPI ALDO

aldo is defo the elder , are u fucking older than grok?

isnt grok 32/

[scenic sable]

Who knows.

[plucky void]

unfortunately MTX are popular... wouldn't be a sustainable business model otherwise

[scenic sable]

Unfortunately.

[solar obsidian]

damn i thought the staff knew more about eachother, bit sad ngl

[slim osprey]

They are not true friends

[plucky void]

how funny to see people arguing about 'elders' and I'm not even mentioned

I've been supplanted

[placid sail]

we don't want to frighten you with loud sounds, oldest man

[scenic sable]

Would he hear them though?

[plucky void]

don't threaten me with a good time

[upbeat bobcat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/865698265046319135/1048021545454424104/796828157004218428.gif

[placid sail]

damn

old vs old

[plucky void]

probably not, I have loud music on 24/7

[placid sail]

do we have a tf2 match on our hands

mmm, tinnitus

[scenic sable]

[placid sail]

my money's on Aldo, since if he's not a hack, he knows how to play a spy

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

MBO what's your class

[plucky void]

used to play either engi or soldier in tf2

[placid sail]

respectable

[scenic sable]

Might be a bit rusty.

[placid sail]

lmao

[plucky void]

I played precious little of it though

[placid sail]

immediately flexing his game time

[slim osprey]

God damn

Aldo got those 2.5k hours

[plucky void]

doubt I have more than 30h

[slim osprey]

True gamer 🤝

[placid sail]

so basically on par

[scenic sable]

TF2 was fun several years back.

Before the bot crisis.

[uncut yew]

Now we just need TF3

[gloomy wraith]

Too bad they can't count to 3

[placid sail]

oh but we have overwatch now!

the trap is set

[scenic sable]

Valve can't count to three.
We've known this with Half-Life and its sub-episodes.

[placid sail]

now we wait

[placid sail]

dang, no bite

you know, as I've told a friend lamenting about good ol times in wow

[scenic sable]

That argument meme died a few years back.

[placid sail]

half the goodness of it was from novelty and freshness of it all

[placid sail]

making a sequel of any sort may just not cut it even if it's ideal

[uncut yew]

My hair will grey before Valve is able to count to three, ʷᵃᶦᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦⁿᵘᵗᵉ

[scenic sable]

[glad carbon]

microtransaction?

[uncut yew]

My hair is already greying

[slim osprey]

Idk man you tell me

[slim osprey]

Damn you old

[glad carbon]

idk man im not zoomer

[placid sail]

there's been a surge in overwatch players since a second part whatever it is, is out, but it lasted for a total of a week so fair enough

[glad carbon]

grey spy.. she kinda bad doe...

[slim osprey]

Man I'm a zoomer and Idk

[placid sail]

also yeah

using slowpoke is hella boomer too

like, whichever of those edgy kids even know what a slowpoke is

[glad carbon]

aldo is atleast 40

[placid sail]

that's my point

[glad carbon]

in french years

[placid sail]

oh you mean it's the age you speculate he is

I think he iiiiiiiiis

37

and that's a generous one

flattering, even

[scenic sable]

Myeah. The "2" wasn't justified with one 'new map' and one new character.

[placid sail]

another cashgrab from a rotten carcass of a once cult game maker

[slim osprey]

It is so weird seeing a civil conversation in here

With a moderator no less

With Aldo no less

[placid sail]

Aldo banned a like two or three people

[plucky void]

Aldo's on detox after banhammering a few fools

[placid sail]

bunch of corpses laying around help with being civil

[slim osprey]

Aldo gave me my first mute

Very happy memories ngl

[placid sail]

he's basically keeping us at gunpoint to entertain him with a conversation

(send help)

[queen forum]

https://tenor.com/view/birb-bird-gif-21548645

[slim osprey]

[placid sail]

stockholm syndrome am I right

[slim osprey]

[solar obsidian]

the real entertainment are the people who are about to get banned

[queen forum]

I need a friend...

[slim osprey]

The real entertainment today was the banning of that George dude

[placid sail]

oh wow, another dude posts an insensitive meme in a desperate attempt to get some attention from anyone and gets promptly banned

how quaint and exhilarating every single time

[placid sail]

I though you guys liked him

[slim osprey]

Never

I couldn't stand the guy

[placid sail]

and then I see a couple guys write "he's a fucking dick" "yeah fuck him"

[solar obsidian]

not going to lie the edgy memes they post are mostly funny af to me so its 2x the entertainment with the ban

[scenic sable]

It's like watching teens daring each other to cross a highway, trying to be the closest to "almost" get hit.

[slim osprey]

Dude made everything political every time he came here

[solar obsidian]

like that frog game

[placid sail]

cringe

[slim osprey]

Yes

Also the blatant unironic hate

Bro was just bad all around

[uncut yew]

The only politics we want here is Obamna vs Soda

[slim osprey]

Real

[placid sail]

also funny how some people conceive questions like "can I post -phobic stuff"

[slim osprey]

True

[placid sail]

yeah man 🙂

shoot

don't know why are you even asking

[slim osprey]

There will definitely be no repercussion to posting -phobic memes in here