💬│palia-discussions

[heavy dew]

I mean at least they pushed back a while before, unlike Cyperpunk who waited until release day to say, sorry, 2 more weeks

[summer lark]

lol final fantasy endwalker did that as well

a lot of people were super pissed because they took time off of work and such to play it

[heavy dew]

Yeah I remember xD not to mention the servers couldn’t handle all the players

I didn’t play at the time but I had a very upset girlfriend who logged in before going to work and wasn’t even out of queue when she got home xD

[summer lark]

oh god those were dark times. 12 hour queues just to 1077 at the end and have to restart it

i just quit playing ff for like a month and caught up later lol

[gentle birch]

I'll try and keep up with Palia. I eventually got behind in ACNH.

[blazing crescent]

no u

[summer lark]

there is no such thing as behind in animal crossing 🤗

[raw quarry]

I'm like, 99% sure it is, just not at first. I'm phone posting cos I'm disgusting like that and CBA searching for the quote about console releases, but it's somewhere.

[summer lark]

periodically i deep dive this server to see what's new (and also what's not new because i like the old news as well) so i will poke around for that info next time

that would be very cool though! imagining playing palia while sitting in a lovely lil park warms my heart

[heavy dew]

Paraphrased it’s basically “nothing named but as many as we can release on we will”

[undone delta]

#❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message
We'll consider any platform where there are people who want to play. Whether or not we do it and what the timeline would be is a completely different story. -[S6] WizardCrab
#❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message
We are starting on PC and adding more platforms from there. Where crossplay is possible we will push to support it. -[S6] BuscoBear
#❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message
We are starting on PC only but long term do want to grow into a cross platform game. -[S6] EinarHugBestHug

[gentle birch]

I felt like I was behind when I took a break and they came out with swimming. I think I came back in the fall, so I missed all the sharks and whatever swimming stuff came out those months.

[vast lodge]

How do i report someone in the server

[undone delta]

DM @daring cosmos

[summer lark]

cute bunboi kasia! Male vieras are ny fav lol

my fav**

[vast lodge]

thank you ❤️

[blazing crescent]

are they spammin in this server aswell?

[coarse garnet]

Modmail is just a way for the mods to see it cos if you message a specific mod they might not be online for ages

[undone delta]

you can always dm a mod but we recommend using Modmail to not be too bothersome
you just have to dm modmail and it’ll ask you what server you want to report it to
if it is the first time you have to verify smth which just means clicking the link and go through with it, is safe don’t worry

[remote latch]

Yeah think of ModMail as the moderator group .. whoever is online will see it 🙂

[charred night]

Yep yep

[warm spade]

When is this game comin out dawg

[undone delta]

!release

[opal cypress]

Palia's release date has not yet been announced! Please stay tuned to our Community channels to learn more about Palia as we share more details.

Sign up for future playtests at palia.com

[blazing crescent]

tomorrow my dude, get the predownload ready

[abstract rover]

Yesterdayn't

[blazing crescent]

.

[heavy dew]

dot

[blazing crescent]

com

[dapper inlet]

.> sorry, ...dropped my phone

[blazing crescent]

ah

[heavy dew]

Watch the face!

[wind scroll]

Does anyone have the link for the Google document with all the q&a

[heavy dew]

It's in the last message of the #❔│game-faqs post ^^ should you need it another time

[wind scroll]

Thank you so much!!

[heavy ice]

It's been a bit since I last was here, I've had a lot going on so I don't have time to check this server very often, does anyone know when the next test wave will be?

[undone delta]

no information has been given abt that yet

[heavy ice]

Ok thank you

[heavy dew]

All they've said is, more playtesting will be done in 2022, but no exact date, but, some level of expectation there

[heavy ice]

Ok thank you!

[remote latch]

New Twitter post says

[raw quarry]

I keep forgetting Twitter exists

[heavy dew]

the best TM in pokemon

[remote latch]

haha .. I responded with .. so not really soon or soonish but .. soon

It's still not showing up on twitter feed so here's a link to it : https://twitter.com/playPalia/status/1546583989774721024?s=20&t=uDiKzze-a1XVJeK9eM6vbw

rofl Berry .. love your twitter name .. visions of grandeur I see

[heavy dew]

No comment

Like I said my psychologist calls it a complex, but what does she know

[heavy dew]

I don’t really even use Twitter, I’m just forced to have Twitter because otherwise you can’t read posts xD

[remote latch]

I thought it was confirmed by someone that you can view without an account

[coarse garnet]

You totally can

[heavy dew]

You didn’t used to be able

[coarse garnet]

It's a bit awkward sometimes though

[heavy dew]

I made the account like 4 years ago

It’s like Pinterest, oh you wanna see an image? Please tell us what you’ve done for the last 10 years, give us your email, name, home, and you can look at this one image

[coarse garnet]

Instagram? You get to scroll down once and then go away have a Facebook account or whatever

[raw quarry]

It constantly badgers you to make an account. On pc I have to inspect element to delete the popup html to look behind it, but it disables scroll. I despise everything about that site. The UI in general makes me want to strangle myself.

[remote latch]

Rofl .. Joined April 2013 ... I've done more chatting since Palias announcement in the last year or less than I have since I was on there

[undone delta]

it constantly stops you after a while and spams you the "MAkE AN ACCOUNT: message

[heavy dew]

It’s like damn windows update throwing a temper tantrum because you didn’t sign up

[coarse garnet]

You you need to go out and in and open the links in browsers and stuff. I ended up making an account lol

[remote latch]

Ah gotcha .. I'll have to grab the quote for those that don't have an account then .. but then you can usually see that when it does arrive in #🐦│social-feed

[undone delta]

yea it's not friendly at all

[upbeat kite]

So new playtest happening soon according to Palia's twitter...any idea how soon "soon" is?

[undone delta]

[woven reef]

🪤 <— Playtest key wink

[edgy cloak]

hello

[vale crypt]

💰 this might get better resluts

[tardy dagger]

Hopefully soon soon 🙏

[heavy wharf]

You guys are a wonderful bunch and tbf I'm happy to be just reading palia discord cause my mood needs it and it's a cozy place here. Also secretely anxious becasue soon test.. and the fact that sign up feel like a century ago where I also then start wondering.. did I sign up with the right email? or.. did I really do it right.. aaaah.. " I need tea.

[remote latch]

soonTM based on an earlier discussion ...

#💬│palia-discussions message

GOOD QUESTION!! Ummm... "We hope soon but there are factors that might push it"```

[charred night]

As the other Twitter post said it's okay to sign up more than once

[upbeat kite]

Haha ikr!!

I just want to know so I can cancel plans and block out the time to only play palia 😂

Who needs friends when there's a playtest

[heavy wharf]

Lucky for me, all I really need to do is tire out my kids more so bedtime is just faster 😄

[undone delta]

I have plans for this month already and those are pretty set on stone they better not have a test till next month

[heavy wharf]

party pooper.

.. I am so used to that being censored I swear I thought a bot would scold me now.

[undone delta]

[remote latch]

the bots have been going to school and learning stuff it seems 🙂

[undone delta]

the bots are woke now, Party Pooper isn't censored anymore

[heavy wharf]

I applaud your bot smarts.
So when it comes to fishing, would you like to see different tools for fishing? Rod/nets/ spear?

[surreal crest]

brrr I'm cold, gotta get my blanket...

[blazing osprey]

I hope for anything in the game they have different tools for sure but since your talking about fishing yes there should be a fishing rod, net, cage fishing, spear, harpoon fish the fish get really big and have different tiers of tools like copper,bronze, silver, gold, cobalt, diamond, and could go all the way up to last being paliatium for the world being Palia or something like that

[raw quarry]

Einartium.

[coarse garnet]

Automatic invites to subsequent play tests confirmed

If it wasn't already

I'm speedyn't

[undone delta]

what's that mean?

[coarse garnet]

You get in all the play tests after your first invite

[undone delta]

ohhhh

noice

[remote latch]

As long as you had registered your account after receiving the invite

[warped fjord]

I am having the roughest day. Just thinking about Palia makes me happier.

[remote latch]

have a nice relaxing view at the imagery in #🌠│official-art 🙂

[warped fjord]

I’ve been going through it for a while now! Lol

[coarse garnet]

Hope things get better

[warped fjord]

Thanks! I work in customer happiness and feel ready to slice a couple of heads off. 😆

[coarse garnet]

Customer happiness 😂 😂 yeah that sounds about right

[abstract rover]

balogna

[heavy dew]

I recommend listening to some tranquil piano instrumentals to soothe the rising rage within

[undone delta]

#🎵│groovy-tunes message
Like this song

[heavy dew]

It's a trap ^

[undone delta]

[warped fjord]

I just finished 30 minutes later, and I’m just sitting in my back porch listening to the trees. 👀

[coarse garnet]

Trees are the best

[heavy dew]

Trees make weird music

They just bark and leave

[lyric ocean]

They doo Wshhhh Wshhhh Wshhh Wshhhh

[heavy dew]

I'll see myself out

🚪 🚶‍♂️

[undone delta]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-doing-wizard-of-oz-what-do-you-think-youre-doing-tree-gif-17279091

[lyric ocean]

No don't that was pretty clever LOL

[undone delta]

plz and thank you

[warped fjord]

Thanks guys ❤️

[heavy dew]

Any time ^^ spreading a smile a day makes the world a better place

[warped fjord]

Wait, what’s it mean if I’m yellow again?

Oh, I’m a briar Daisy

[heavy dew]

Yaaas! Daiiiisyy Daaaiissyyy

[lyric ocean]

I have embraced the quack

[warped fjord]

also my 🐶 name!

I mean, my dogs name, not my name if I were a dog.

[heavy dew]

Ah, you are Darfwing Duck I see

[undone delta]

Berry you're next

[heavy dew]

I got puns for days

[lyric ocean]

Hmmm I like that

[undone delta]

I think I am missing the pun lol

[warped fjord]

Same

[heavy dew]

Darkwing Duck, Darfwing Duck

It's a comic from 91 xD

[undone delta]

Oh

[lyric ocean]

It went over my head too but it sounds familiar

[heavy dew]

I'm too old

[charred night]

also a fun cartoon

[undone delta]

i thought it was abt Darwin but I just wasnt getting it lol

[coarse garnet]

#🐾│pet-pics 👀

[heavy dew]

No that duck named all the plants

[charred night]

Darkwing Duck ftw, now I got the opening song in my head

[lyric ocean]

Ooooh I know Darkwing Duck, I used to watch its cartoons when I was a kid

[heavy dew]

When the pun has you digging through your memories

[lyric ocean]

LOL

[undone delta]

ok I just looked it up online
yea I have never seen it before lol

[lyric ocean]

It's all coming back to me now!

[heavy dew]

You too smol, Quarco

[lyric ocean]

Thank you for reminding Sir Berry and I, that we old

[undone delta]

pleasure

[heavy dew]

I'm not even old, I'm just an old soul xD

[lyric ocean]

[weary karma]

3,000 not that old

[heavy dew]

Eh who's counting, compared to the stars I'm young

[undone delta]

is that code speech for "I'm actually very old"

[heavy dew]

I'm a 90s kid who thinks his prime was the 60s

[undone delta]

you're negative age old then?

[heavy dew]

Yes, I existed before I was born

[undone delta]

the good ol days

[heavy dew]

Before you were born? XD

[undone delta]

i didnt have to deal with this heat back then

[heavy dew]

I mean that's one perk of the void, it's not too hot, too cold, too high or low, it just is

[undone delta]

or is it?

[heavy dew]

🤷

Off to my piano, toodles!

[coarse garnet]

David Tennant voiced dark wing duck I think

[warped fjord]

I used to get bullied at school and kids called me Darkwing Duck cause of my name. I’m over it now though 😊

[coarse garnet]

They can all go in the bin

[bright forge]

In my whole school life I heard MY name like only 10 times.

[warped fjord]

My name isn’t super common, old people seem to love it the most 😂

[bright forge]

My name is common but people just does not use it.

[raw quarry]

I only found out my dads first name when I was like 14... we all called him by his middle name, he just forgot to tell me it wasn't his first name until I was a teenager.

[lyric ocean]

I hate bullies

[warped fjord]

Same! Love Data though! Are you enjoying Strange New Worlds?

[bright forge]

I mean they either didn't care to learn or use my name.

[raw quarry]

How did they go about deciding what to call you?

[lyric ocean]

Oh im loving Strange New Worlds! I need to catch up on the show last thing I saw was episode 5

[warped fjord]

Nice! I’m also loving it. Some good old-fashioned classic ST. It’s great 🙂

[bright forge]

easy I'm Twin. Just Twin. I have twin brother but they don't care to even guess.

[warped fjord]

What???

[lyric ocean]

I told my friends imagine if the original series was remade in Unreal Engine 5, it would be strange new worlds in video gaming terminology

[bright forge]

I mean in my language(Polish) it's Bliźniak but that just meas twin.

[warped fjord]

Ohhh, I see now!

[bright forge]

My name is Jakub or Jacob in English by the way.

[undone delta]

where I grew up there was a pair of twins who we indeed just called Twins lol, both of them

[warped fjord]

I’m Daphne 😊

[surreal crest]

omg another Daphne!

[bright forge]

Nice to meet you. Beautiful name by the way.

[surreal crest]

hi, I'm Chair

[warped fjord]

“Darkwing Daph,” 🙄

[outer fjord]

Darkwing Daph ahahaha

[lyric ocean]

The other daphne is also a Darf

[warped fjord]

Nice! I’ve met other Daphne (not irl)

[raw quarry]

Yeah I got really confused for a second and thought Orkid was Mod Daph.

[lyric ocean]

Nice to meet you Daph

[warped fjord]

Ty!!

[lyric ocean]

Xrystal calls other daphne "Darthne"

[warped fjord]

Ahaha

These days, my gamer tag is more popular than my real name lol

[lyric ocean]

LOL oh yeah that can easily happen

[warped fjord]

Just cause I game a lot in the evening

I wonder who was here first. Me, or other Daphne? 😂

[lyric ocean]

Good question

I wanna say Darthne cuz she's a mod here

but I wasn't keeping track

[warped fjord]

This would make sense

[raw quarry]

I think Orkid has been here a day longer, going from oldest posts anyway

[warped fjord]

Wooohooo! I’m the winner! 😂

[lyric ocean]

By one day

[coarse garnet]

There can be only 2 until such time as another joins the server

[lyric ocean]

so close

[warped fjord]

Still the winner

[lyric ocean]

I only came here last December in 2021

A third Daphne

[undone delta]

then they have to fight to death

[raw quarry]

Yeah, Orkid been here as long as me and Xrys, basically day 1.

[warped fjord]

Can it be a Fortnite 1v1? 😂😂😂

[undone delta]

suuuuure

[coarse garnet]

No!

[lyric ocean]

It has to be in a shoot out at high noon in a Clint Eastwood movie

[coarse garnet]

A fish off in palia

[bright forge]

Xrys joined day 2

[coarse garnet]

Biggest fish by noon wins

[warped fjord]

You haven’t seen my Animal Crossing and Stardew fishing skills!

[undone delta]

let the battle begin!

[lyric ocean]

Oh yeah I remember, Orkid had been here for ages but was long time in lurk city

[warped fjord]

Yes, I’m a lurky lurker

Until I get this amazing burst of energy and then go silent again for another few months.

[raw quarry]

Lots of people do that, like Chair or Rin

[lyric ocean]

Or until you are chosen in the next alpha playtest

[raw quarry]

Perin too for a bit

[bright forge]

It's ok. just jump right back when you want.

[lyric ocean]

Oh yeah last Ive seen Rin was shortly after alpha 1 ended

[warped fjord]

I’m the Corey Kenshin of the Palia chat. Lol

[bright forge]

Casual 3 month's break.

[lyric ocean]

I can picture the next alpha everyone catching up like its school starting again after summer vacation

[undone delta]

Perin never existed, he is a fraction of your imagination Spooky

[warped fjord]

Absolutely!!

[raw quarry]

And the newer regulars like ''WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!''

[lyric ocean]

LOL

[undone delta]

Yea, that's me every time someone idk pops out

[bright forge]

Most of first day folks are testers now and they are usually staying quiet most of the times.

But they are here trust me.

[warped fjord]

I’m not a tester 😭😭

[bright forge]

Yet 🤞

[warped fjord]

🤞

[coarse garnet]

Sooooooonish

[bright forge]

[undone delta]

https://tenor.com/view/puppet-red-ball-soon-gif-13188418

[warped fjord]

Sooooooonnnnnnnn ❤️❤️❤️

[lyric ocean]

Your time will come!

[coarse garnet]

Well if you do disappear then it was nice to meet you and ty for sharing your dog with us

[warped fjord]

Awww, im not disappearing, and thank you!

[heavy dew]

Wait how long was I gone

Someone stole an hour from me I was only gone 5 minutes

[upbeat kite]

So i've been playing a lot of Ni No Kuni Cross worlds, and they have like this autoplay feature in there. found it really useful for the more grindy stuff where the game essentially takes over and plays.

I cant find anything in the ask the team, but does anyone know if there will be any auto-run/complete feature implemented into palia?

[undone delta]

you took a nap?

[remote latch]

I've not seen anything like that yet. But there has been some suggestions made for like automating farming and crafting elements if I remember rightly
Link to one that could be plausible at some point: #game-suggestions message

[heavy dew]

No I sat down at my piano and hit a few keys for 5 minutes

[undone delta]

didn’t know pianos had the same time travelling power of Naps

[heavy dew]

Neither, apparently 🤷

[coarse garnet]

Hey I do that too Berry

[heavy dew]

Oh yeah?!

[coarse garnet]

It's unbelievable how time can be stolen by the mysterious black and whites

[undone delta]

you guys are watching 70s movies?

[coarse garnet]

😂

[quiet wasp]

They should have an event for us discord waiters and the prize is to be a tester lol

[remote latch]

it's called the Palia Lottery. You put your name in the box and they pull some names out. The first few thousand are the lucky winners

[heavy dew]

Berry! Did you put your name in the lottery fire?!!
Xrystal asked calmly

(Edit for dramatic effect)

[quiet wasp]

Wait really? (Haven’t been in here for a couple weeks lol)

[undone delta]

no rofl

[quiet wasp]

Unless you meant the email

[quiet wasp]

Okay cool lol

[remote latch]

Rofl Basically sign up on the website and wait for your email to be selected

[vale crypt]

attaches bacon wrapped cookie to email

[peak escarp]

Bacon wrapped cookie!
Omg I would never eat that!

I don’t even want to try it

[quiet wasp]

Bacon what now

[undone delta]

Cookie wrapped on bacon doesn’t sound THAT bad

[wraith swift]

will anyone know who I am in game (if I'm lucky enough to get invited)?
Such hard questions to figure out. 🙂

[echo helm]

Day 7 of asking for ducks in palia

[pastel lava]

Hello

Can someone help me please

I am new to chat and just need to ask something

[undone delta]

what is it?

[pastel lava]

Ca. You play palia on steam with a controller because I have a hard time using wasd

[undone delta]

Palia hasn’t released yet, we don’t know whether it will be on steam nor whether it will have controller support

#❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message

Controller support is planned later, but won't be available for pre-alpha. As someone with RSI in the wrists, controller support is very important to me.

[pastel lava]

Oh ok thank you do you happen to know when we might have that info?

[undone delta]

there is an answer from a dev

#❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message

No word on when but controller support is a must have for some of us on the dev team too

here is another one

there doesn’t seem to be any answer abt whether it will release on Steam

[pastel lava]

Oh thank you for your help how often should I check in?

[undone delta]

just check in for #📢│palia-news for when they post abt the game like invitations to test and stuff
#🌠│official-art for art reveals from the game
and #❓│old-team-answers-alpha for when they answer questions once a month, after answering #851872239435644928 will be open for abt 2 weeks for you to submit whatever questions you have that will be answered next month

[pastel lava]

Ty

[winter fiber]

ooooo

how do I found out when I signed up 😅

[undone delta]

there is no way for that lol
you can sign up again if you don’t remember if you did

[ornate ocean]

The swirlies at the dock are so pretty!

[peak escarp]

Right? I love it so much!

That is my favorite part!
I also love the lily pads! Omg I love it all!

Is it just me or does anyone else want to grab a stick and play with the swirlies?

[wispy meadow]

I love the swirly algae detail

[peak escarp]

It’s super pretty!

[spring rivet]

BANANANA ENERGY!!

[lyric ocean]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Natello

[bold bear]

Does anyone know how to check when you signed up on the website I seen on a twitter reply someone asking about that

[peak escarp]

BANANA!

[spring rivet]

there's none afaik, but you can always feel free to signup again. although it wont send any confirmation email after signing up

[peak escarp]

I clicked on the one by accident first

[bold bear]

https://twitter.com/playPalia/status/1546588182027767808

I seen it here someone asking about the same question and they even responded lol

I know I signed up last year I just dont know if it was in or prior to june to be eligable for the next test

[spring rivet]

yes, and this is the same response

[bold bear]

I feel like it would refresh the signup and not keep track of my old one

[spring rivet]

afaik once selected, you're also eligible for the next test phases, but to be sure, you can sign up again now

[bright forge]

you sign up once and it counts toward all future tests.

[spring rivet]

nope, it wont affect anyting

[bold bear]

Unfortunate theres no email confirmation otherwise it would be way easier to check

[spring rivet]

yes, there's none.

but we already forwarded it to the team as a feedback

[bold bear]

Been looking forward to actually seeing the game myself since I played free realms alot growing up and this reminds me alot of that

There isnt really much MMO like games that cater to that type of audience as much anymore

[spring rivet]

ohh what parts of palia reminds you of free realms?

[bold bear]

the art style and gameplay a bit

You have a lot more view of the world and control over your character compared to games like animal crossing for example

[spring rivet]

yes yes the art style

[bold bear]

The world was probably one of the most memorable things about free realms

[spring rivet]

I'm sure it'll give you nostalgic vibes

[bold bear]

Yea It looks great everytime I see more photos of it

cant wait to see how rich the world of palia is

[spring rivet]

there are community arts in #🎨│old-palia-fan-art

see you in Palia soon!

[normal pendant]

guys

when the game will be released?

[spring rivet]

hiyaaa!

!release

[opal cypress]

A new Palian appears! We have not yet shared the details of Palia's release, but we have lots to share with you in the meantime. Be sure to check out #official-art, #team-answers, and other areas of Discord to learn more. :heart:

Sign up for future playtests at palia.com

[normal pendant]

ah

i really want that game

:))

[spring rivet]

you're not alone

[normal pendant]

ik that

[spring rivet]

see ya soon!

[normal pendant]

see ya

[dapper jackal]

https://youtu.be/IxuM0Uy7kUM

[tiny dew]

how to know when I joined server ?

[spring rivet]

server where?

[tiny dew]

discord

I can't remember when I joined or when I registered for beta xD

[spring rivet]

this is the server for palia

[tiny dew]

I know

[spring rivet]

are you a tester?

[tiny dew]

sadly no

[fallen summit]

your first post was on the 6th of june 2021 so probably you joined then

[tiny dew]

yees thank you

I think I registered in june

[spring rivet]

ohh ok, i get your question lol

[tiny dew]

:DDD

[spring rivet]

silly duck

[tiny dew]

I love penguins :3

[spring rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/moti-hearts-gif-20367288

[raw quarry]

Guinea pig noises!

[remote latch]

My circuits are melting …. Melting …. Melting …. Fzzzt

[raw quarry]

Come to think of it, I've never heard the ducks that live by me ever making noises... are quacks a myth?

[spring rivet]

quacking is like yelling

[heavy dew]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[remote latch]

Maybe Welsh ducks don’t quack … not enough consonant sounds in duck language

[raw quarry]

Yeah they sound like Daffy, just slobber everywhere

[heavy dew]

I mean cows moo in regional dialects, so why not ducks

[raw quarry]

Wonder what noises a chuu would make. Maybe none cos they need the stealth... but they might hunt in packs so need communication for teamwork.

[tardy dagger]

chuchu

train noises

[abstract rover]

h

chuchu

[heavy dew]

@abstract rover I want a cwahsohn

[abstract rover]

oh yeah? and i want some sleep

but we can't always get what we want

[heavy dew]

I can! Getting one now

[spring rivet]

i want palia

to want me

[abstract rover]

quackers, palia cannot want you

it isn't a person

[spring rivet]

das yyyy

[heavy dew]

Maybe Palia identified as a human

[spring rivet]

daz whyy

u just said

we can't always get what we want

[wispy meadow]

The day Palia gains sentience

[abstract rover]

thats not how this works

[wispy meadow]

Would also be around the same time as Siri gains control of the world

[heavy dew]

Tell that to TWITTER!

[spring rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/magical-magic-gif-13543499

[abstract rover]

A GAME CANT HAVE AN IDENTITY, IT'S NOT SENTIENT

[wispy meadow]

Isn't Twitter getting bought by Elon Musk?

[heavy dew]

Wait until Twitter hears that you think code isn't binary

[spring rivet]

u forget what kind of chaos this channel is

[abstract rover]

the deal fell through i thought

[wispy meadow]

Oh god imagining Twitter as a sentient AI is scarier than Siri

[spring rivet]

u talkin nonsense as if normal is a thing

[wispy meadow]

I can't keep up with the rich and famous, idk what's going on anymore

[abstract rover]

normal is chaos, wdym

[wispy meadow]

In my head the world is still stuck in pandemic 2020

[abstract rover]

plandemic
alex jones WEF WHO CCP ROTHSCHILDS GEORGE SOROS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA JUMPING JACKS APPLE PIE!!!!

csr has gone schizo mode

[spring rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/math-calculate-confusing-figure-out-gif-6237717

[heavy dew]

I mean there isn't a point in keeping up with the rich and famous, the fact that the kardashians has like 7 tv shows using the exact same sentences every scene baffles me to no end

[spring rivet]

how'd u mean then if what then you hmm?

[wispy meadow]

I broke csr

[heavy dew]

Can we start a new social media trend? #StopMakingStupidPeopleFamous
Any takers?

[abstract rover]

only on tuesdays

[spring rivet]

[abstract rover]

I aguhreeeee with that

[wispy meadow]

Yes
Please
I nominate Ducky here

[abstract rover]

ok i have to work, regrettably

ttyl

[heavy dew]

Have fun! Get a cwahsoh on your way home

[raw quarry]

Oh, csr changed his pfp and name simultaneously

[spring rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/cangrejo-perreador-dance-croissant-gif-8133122

[heavy dew]

CWAHSOH!

[spring rivet]

it's quaqoquqwa

[wispy meadow]

I thought it was Quassan?

[spring rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/longest-name-gif-7519562

wdym?

[heavy dew]

oowoo we we

The original Owo

Anime stole it from him

[spring rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/owo-cute-anime-gif-15911879

[heavy dew]

QYOOT

[spring rivet]

owowowowo

[heavy dew]

I think we can all agree, it needs to be standardized for hoodies to have ears

It's way too hard to find a mass produced quality hoodie with ears that isn't €80

[spring rivet]

meanwhile, duck onesies don't have ears

because ducks don't have ears

[heavy dew]

BUT I WANT RED PANDA HOODIE

[spring rivet]

[abstract rover]

this has been my profile for like 2 weeks
spookers i think you're behind the times

stuck in the retro, if you will

lost in viv- er, trapped in olden days

[glossy anvil]

!release

[opal cypress]

Welcome to the official Palia Discord! The release date has not yet been announced, but we have plenty to share about the game right here in the meantime.
Peruse the artwork in #official-art, or find answers to popular questions in #team-answers. 💜

Sign up for future playtests at palia.com

[remote latch]

rofl, the #📢│palia-news channel is likely to have a post before the paliabot messages are updated .. probably

[stone tulip]

I just saw the docks, I love the swirly algea

[heavy dew]

sworl!

[stone tulip]

SWORL

[abstract rover]

sworel

[stone tulip]

Squorell

[heavy dew]

squarreell

[remote latch]

squirrel

[spring rivet]

guaquuruel

[raw quarry]

Yeah it's cosy and atmospheric as heck.

[buoyant heath]

Dang, you've watched a lot of that show.

[heavy dew]

Oh yeah, every episode, you gotta keep up

[surreal crest]

Turns out I'm not cold

I'm ill!

Wait, that's not better....

I knew all this time traveling will catch up to me eventually

[abstract rover]

kcchhhhkkkkhhhhhhhh

[abstract rover]

Get well soon, my favourite article of furniture

[surreal crest]

Thank you FBI

Sorry I meant car*

csr**

[spring rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-forceawakens-r2d2-screaming-gif-4834861

everyone's brukinnnnnnnnn

[surreal crest]

Brukin'

[remote latch]

chicken soup time

[surreal crest]

Need to ask grandma Chair for this

[somber crag]

This was an interesting thing to see when I clicked on #💬│palia-discussions 👁️ 👄 👁️

[spring rivet]

uhn, that's normal here.

what else do you expect

🤣

[somber crag]

You're not wrong.... I just... y'know.. if I'm trying to expect what I'm gunna see, a dancing croissant doesn't immediately come to mind.

Ducks, bananas, mangos... ✅

[spring rivet]

it's a thing you didn't know you needed

[somber crag]

Once again... you're correct. Thank you for blessing my eyeballs.

[heavy dew]

You misspelled CWAHSOH

[somber crag]

I just spent a solid 5 seconds going, "... =squints= ... Cwaaa... cwah-... cwaaa-sooo...?? Cwa... OOOOH!!! OH I GET IT."

[heavy dew]

Sorry haha, but you know you have to get a freshly baked CWAHSOH in the morning

[somber crag]

I haven't had a freshly basked CWAHSOH in a long, long time. Too long, in fact.

[heavy dew]

I think it’s time we get some cwahsohs

You can also spell it queueahsoe if you want

[somber crag]

My brain hurts, Berry.

[heavy dew]

Apologies, a cwahsoh and some joos will make it all better

[somber crag]

JOOS?

[heavy dew]

You know, JOOS!

[heavy dew]

Orange joos, apple joos

[somber crag]

... oh my lordt..

Is there any other way to spell things that I should know about.

[compact nacelle]

Hi!

[heavy dew]

Surely, I’ll send you a dm when I think of them

[somber crag]

Hello!! Welcome.

[compact nacelle]

Thanks :))

[somber crag]

There's obviously a lot of stuff to look through in the server, but #❓│old-team-answers-alpha, and all the stuff under "Welcome to Palia!" is a good start. c:

[wispy meadow]

Hold on lemme find the Xrystal TM message

[somber crag]

LOL. ALSO THAT.

[wispy meadow]

For the lurkers out there and any newcomers. Welcome to Palia : Ormuu's Horn Inn. Pull up a chair and let Ashura regale you with all sorts of stories about Palia : The Game. He'll tell you about the #❔│game-faqs , and the #❓│old-team-answers-alpha and the wonderful views in #🌠│official-art . If you're still around by then, maybe he will #ask-the-team about the blogs accessible from #📢│palia-news. In due time you will get to experience the sights of Palia : The Game yourself so make sure you sign up and fill out the survey and until then, welcome and we hope you enjoy your stay with us.

[remote latch]

Thanks .. I keep dozing off

[heavy dew]

Which Pokemon TM is this?

[somber crag]

Get your beauty sleep, Xrystal. You deserve it. ✨

[abstract rover]

hello anner

[somber crag]

Heya, Csr.

[abstract rover]

hru?

[somber crag]

Hanging in there! Trying to make it to lunch time, 'cause am hungry. How are you?

[abstract rover]

same here lol. trying not to fall asleep as well as that

[wispy meadow]

No pokemon TM
Only Xrystalmon TM

[heavy dew]

Ah, I see, that explains everything, thank you kind pixie

[wispy meadow]

[somber crag]

We can do it. Stand up every once and awhile - that helps! C:

[heavy dew]

Is that why I can’t sleep? I have to stop standing?

[wispy meadow]

Well, duh
You're not a horse or anything

[somber crag]

Berry, yes... LAY DOWN. Get cozy.

[heavy dew]

But it’s 5pm

[wispy meadow]

No time like the present for a good ol nap

[heavy dew]

Ah yes that thing where you lay down to sleep for 30 minutes and wake up 4 years later more tired than ever and you can now hear color?

[wispy meadow]

Lmaooo

Yes
Well
That's step 31 on reaching pixieland

[heavy dew]

I like to skip ahead

[wispy meadow]

Pfff

[somber crag]

I also suffer from trying to take naps but becoming more tired than I was previously.

[heavy dew]

I take naps daily but they’re between 8-10 hours and always at the end of my day

[wispy meadow]

Hah 😂

Sometimes I wonder if I'm part bear, I just wanna sleep all day every day for the next month

[heavy dew]

I’m the polar (bear) opposite, I despise sleeping, it’s so boring and I can’t be productive doing it

[wispy meadow]

Imagine if someone combined lucid dreaming and productivity

You'd be asleep but your brain is still learning stuff

[heavy dew]

Some doctor strange astral projection studying

Or just be like dolphins and only sleep with 1 brain half at a time so you can be awake while sleeping

[wispy meadow]

Wake up three years later with a PhD

[wispy meadow]

This is why dolphins are the most psychopathic animals on the planet Berry

[heavy dew]

It’s efficient, I like efficiency :3

[wispy meadow]

Efficiency at the cost of humanity?

[heavy dew]

Oh @somber crag you have to spell it “a fish in sea”

[somber crag]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

c:

[heavy dew]

It’s important to be a fish ant

[somber crag]

I FORGOT that gifs aren't a thing here, but just picture Bugs Bunny saying, "No."

[heavy dew]

I know the very one, carrot and all

[wispy meadow]

Sadly only the mods have ultimate gif powers

[somber crag]

Yeeee, but I can use STICKERS. >:3

[heavy dew]

But yes, I’d very much prefer streamlined efficiency and logic over hooman-ness :3

[wispy meadow]

Human make pie

[heavy dew]

No technically oven make pie

I just play sandbox with flour and sugar for a while

[wispy meadow]

Oven BAKE pie

Human make pie

[heavy dew]

See this is why we need AI, to have perfect pies

[wispy meadow]

Yes but then you'd end up with something like the pie equivalent of pineapple pizza

[raw quarry]

Yo Berry, is it possible to make bread with brewing yeast? I found out a few days ago my bread yeast was died rip.

[heavy dew]

See if you were efficient your wouldn’t humanly take a human jab at my human emotion to humanly like pineapple on pizza

[heavy dew]

Eeeeeh, I wanna say no? But maybe? Depends on what activates the yeast?

[wispy meadow]

My human-ness is offended by your humanly liking pineapple on pizza

*inhumanly

[heavy dew]

You ever seen the movie transcendence? With dear ol’ Johnny Depp?

That’s my dream, I want that

[wispy meadow]

Nope

[raw quarry]

Same as all yeast? Sugar, moisture and warmth I guess.

[wispy meadow]

My experience with Johny Depp is either with the Tim Burton movies or with Pirates of the Caribbean 1-5

[heavy dew]

Oh well short summary, sick, save brain, upload, make body of nano-robots

[heavy dew]

I mean then I’d imagine yea?

[wispy meadow]

This is excluding the longest Depp movie: "How to defeat a lying *itch"

[wispy meadow]

Sounds sci-fi

[heavy dew]

Only a little bit, like 3/4 bit

[wispy meadow]

So basically sci-fi then

Hmmm
Question
Does the Charlie and the chocolate factory movie count as a musical?

[heavy dew]

If they sing once it’s a musical

[wispy meadow]

They sing like 6 times

[heavy dew]

Then it’s 6 musicals

But yes, I’d say it’s a musical

[remote latch]

There were 15 in the original

[heavy dew]

I’m telling you, the world was more like a musical back when the world was black and white

[remote latch]

Strangely enough back then I didn't see the world in black and white

[heavy dew]

Imagine if Charlie Chaplin got to see what colors a tree is

Like, wow, mind blowing

[abstract rover]

funny joke

[raw quarry]

I just feel bad for Japan having to use floating subtitles to understand their own language

[heavy dew]

Omg I know right? And now that Japan has color only the people with crazy hair color are important

[raw quarry]

Oi lads, I'm out in space atm, flying about like a looney. Found a Lego kit earlier on in somebodies bin that fell over, it was for a spaceship, I nicked that bugger and built it right away on the beach, and luckily it's powered by sand. I took off and started faffing in, out, all and about of quasar emission jets. Found some cool aliens and docked on their ship, dunno wtf they are waffling on about like but their brandy tastes like condensed storm clouds and chocolate buttons. I'm on the phone to their government atm complimenting them on it, was wondering if anybody wanted me to tell them anything?

[bright forge]

It's so funny that in anime they have rainbow hairs when at the same time in real life Japan try having something else than black hair and you unlocked hard mode of life.

[remote latch]

Are they planning to invade us ? And are they from Mars ?

And .. have they heard of Palia ?

[wraith hedge]

are there spanish players?

[spring rivet]

we have spanish players here although I forgot who exactly they were

[heavy dew]

There are all world players

[cinder temple]

And some extraterrestrial entities.

[peak escarp]

I love that!

[stone tulip]

[bright forge]

is today vote day?

[vale crypt]

[compact nacelle]

vote day?

[vale crypt]

Today is 🌮 day

[remote latch]

Maybe Perin- the picture post yesterday may have been a filler while they design another vote picture …. Or maybe the next popular silhouette will be revealed Friday

[cunning mural]

day 172

the wait continuess

[compact nacelle]

[remote latch]

Yaaay rainfall starts. Hopefully enough for the plants and not a 5 minute marvel rofl

[charred night]

give me some please 🤲🏽

[peak escarp]

FISH VOTING!

[sudden wagon]

I haven't checked in a while here, how are y'all doing?

[lusty berry]

Bro we need a ❓ on that fish

[pliant raven]

What do you call a potato with no eyes? Useless, they are producing no more potatos and should be thrown away.

[peak escarp]

I’m doing good! Tysm for asking. How are you?

[sudden wagon]

Overall in a better headspace thankfully 🌟

[vale crypt]

vote for blinky !

[charred night]

you are a prophet!

[sudden wagon]

Did the Palia alpha testing get more widespread? I remember it was so hectic back when the first wave happened

[peak escarp]

I’m so glad to hear that!

[surreal crest]

hello new friends!

[charred night]

word of mouth is helping a lot I think, so many people have joined since the most recent test ended! Makes me really happy :D

[raw quarry]

Ahhh... first the BIG FEESH, then the weeniest feesh... the duality of Palians...

[coarse garnet]

Weeny fish is gonna be cuuuute thooough

[charred night]

I like the tiny fish... but I must stick with the underappreciated salmon

or at least salmon-inspired

[vale crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-funny-fish-slap-boat-gif-16868034

[bright forge]

[raw quarry]

Crocodile snapping salmon gang rise

[sudden wagon]

I'm checking the alpha blog from S6 and these screenshots of alpha players enjoying the game are so heartwarming, awww

[charred night]

I'm feeling attacked, coming back to 3 pings /j

[heavy dew]

I like your name

[charred night]

now that's just rude /j https://tenor.com/view/puffer-pufferfish-fish-gif-18971388

[sudden wagon]

thanks!

[charred night]

I'm not entirely sure I catch this reference

[civic fjord]

Morning everyone

[charred night]

morning

[raw quarry]

It's mouth looks a bit like a crocodile snapping turtle

[civic fjord]

how are you doing today Lyss?

[remote latch]

It lasted 5 minutes sigh maybe the 11pm 50% chance rainfall will be more significant

[charred night]

oooh I see

[raw quarry]

Yeah, got some here while I was outside reading a book on my phone, it was just enough to make the screen annoyingly bllurry, but not enough to make me go inside lol

[charred night]

I'm doing alright, how about yourself?

[charred night]

oh nuu, I'm sorry to hear that. Did it at least bring some relief temp wise or just add uncomfy humidity?

[remote latch]

Rofl our potatoes keep growing eyes rofl have about 6 bags growing at the moment with more waiting to be planted rofl

[pliant raven]

Bless you Xrystal.

[remote latch]

It feels a bit cooler but still icky feeling rofl about 40% humidity at the moment due to rise to 50%

[civic fjord]

im decent actually tried a new energy drink that actually works and does not feel like my heart is about to burst

[remote latch]

More and more people getting invite each time and the net is expanding over the continents rofl increasing the number outs of the US. There were several that I know of from Australia and Europe areas

[raw quarry]

Energy drinks are scary, pls don't have a heart attack and die.

[keen hull]

Hallo fellow palians

[remote latch]

Ooooh oceans in Palia confirmed ? https://twitter.com/playpalia/status/1546909019712790528?s=21&t=h7RqOYnpMLgDaehpHxhogA

[pale fulcrum]

@civic fjord the best energy drink I’ve had is sneak

[civic fjord]

yeah this one is good tho 😄

[civic fjord]

this one is called Aspire it actually works (for me) and does not hurt

[sullen bison]

Fsh 🤦‍♀️

[tardy dagger]

Water

[vale crypt]

coffee

which reminds me its time to grind some beans for cold brew

[raw quarry]

[vale crypt]

also add coffee to list of things we can grow in game

[stone tulip]

VOTE THE SALMON

SAMONNNN

[edgy cloak]

Hello

[glossy anvil]

!release

[opal cypress]

A new Palian appears! We have not yet shared the details of Palia's release, but we have lots to share with you in the meantime. Be sure to check out #official-art, #team-answers, and other areas of Discord to learn more. :heart:

Sign up for future playtests at palia.com

[stone tulip]

Alright, salmon is 529 votes behind but that's close. I want to see this salmon

[sullen bison]

Noooo the little fish looks interesting! :)

[somber crag]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[compact nacelle]

I like it

[ocean tinsel]

If i am not selected for upcoming test, i going to the police.

[remote latch]

Surely you mean if those waiting since day 1 doesn’t get an invite you will go to the police ?

[bright forge]

The Police "Every breath you take.... Every move you make..." 🎶 ....No?

Good song by the way. Just don't sing it while looking through binoculars.

[somber crag]

I always thought that song was KINDA CREEPY.

[bright forge]

It is creepy but still sounds nice.

[heavy wharf]

hah! I was just remembering the convo about it when I read that and yeah! same thoughts... looking closer to oceans being a proper thing.. would love to just row my tiny boat a little bit out into the sea and fish there...

[undone delta]

from ponds to oceans
now the question is, will we explore the OCEANS or just the beach?

[compact nacelle]

i think the oceans

[raw quarry]

Underwater gardens!!!!! Underwater feesh farms!!!!!

[pale fulcrum]

@civic fjord aw nice, never heard of it! Sneak comes in a powder form and you just add water to it and shake

[coarse garnet]

happy timezones

[civic fjord]

oh this one is a lightly sparkling type energy drink

[smoky sequoia]

Ooooo Atlantis!

It's been some time since I was here but I'd like to once again state that I REALLY wanna play this game T.T has there been any word on more tests since the alpha ended? I've been really busy with work lately so I haven't kept up.

[remote latch]

All we know is that the next test will be . But we already knew there were aiming for multiple tests this year. So it is just the case of waiting for the next announcement

[smoky sequoia]

The moment I can play this game...nothing else will exist probably. It's a good thing the game I'm working on is final now so no huge bugs to work on that I'd accidentally neglect haha

It'd be really cool if we'd get to scuba dive and explore the ocean, maybe find some lost cities there

[remote latch]

Hopefully, but don't be surprised if its a feature added later on when the story expands to that area of gameplay. The game's story will provide clues for future additions to the game.

Narrative makes most of the calls on biomes and areas that we add. Keep up with the evolving story for clues```

And it could be classed as an adventure zone which they talk about in this [#❓│old-team-answers-alpha](/guild/809856101326913567/channel/851872208196206602/) post : [#❓│old-team-answers-alpha message](/guild/809856101326913567/channel/851872208196206602/)

[mortal hull]

Did we launch the game yet?

[undone delta]

nope

!release

[opal cypress]

Palia's release date has not yet been announced! Please stay tuned to our Community channels to learn more about Palia as we share more details.

Sign up for future playtests at palia.com

[mortal hull]

Ok I come back and ask again in a few months, Ty

[undone delta]

[coarse garnet]

It'll be a couple years yet

[civic fjord]

[coarse garnet]

[compact nacelle]

[compact nacelle]

@tacit osprey CARO

[tacit osprey]

[remote latch]

welcome to the server dad3 .. and of course Hatsue

[coarse garnet]

Hello new peeps

[compact nacelle]

Hi HI

[peak escarp]

Hello and welcome to the server @tacit osprey and @compact nacelle! I hope you have a lovely time here!

[compact nacelle]

Really, the new member is @tacit osprey

[peak escarp]

Oh

[compact nacelle]

😩

[peak escarp]

Mb

I’m on my phone so I can’t see who’s new

Wish Discord would add that feature…

[compact nacelle]

Oh, quiet, no problem

Oh sorry for my friend

[raw quarry]

Doesn't the leaf thingy next to your name mean you're new? I don't know what the conditions are for it removing itself tbh.

[coarse garnet]

I've never seen that leaf

I'm on mobile though

[compact nacelle]

Yes but, he has joined now

[raw quarry]

Oh wtf, ye, I just checked and you're right, leafs don't appear on the phone app.

[heavy dew]

It also doesn't appear if you haven't updated discord yet :P But I guess most people turn off their computer more than once every 6 months

[queen night]

I lurk here a lot
Just saying: I love that we all chose the 2nd fish and I like to think it's because we all thought "awww tiny fish!"
Context: #📮│public-polls

[heavy dew]

Smol feeesh!

[bright forge]

It's not small! it is........ average.

[remote latch]

I think its like a week before the leaf disappears

[compact nacelle]

what isn't small?

[remote latch]

fish in #📮│public-polls

[compact nacelle]

ouuuh

[heavy dew]

Perin made a "size doesn't matter" joke

[tacit osprey]

it's so big

[compact nacelle]

Yes, i think the same

[raw quarry]

Unless the little fish is shark sized and the marlin is football field sized.

[tacit osprey]

What kind of fish?

[bright forge]

You know... If you know your ways to move with waves size is not a problem.... ||for a fish of course.||

[compact nacelle]

What's his color

[remote latch]

We don't know. They are silhouettes that we have to vote to see them reveal more info about it in #🌠│official-art

[compact nacelle]

ohh

I see now it

[raw quarry]

Dunno, it's like the first episodes of Pokemon when they have that ''who's that Pokemon?'' part, but nobody knows the Pokemon yet.

[bright forge]

I bet something shiny.

[compact nacelle]

Very blue

[heavy dew]

Clearly a Magikarp

[remote latch]

The villagers were shown to us that way last year .. we've been waiting for the vote and reveal system to come back and finally it has 🙂

[compact nacelle]

magikarp is the king of this world

[heavy dew]

I think they should do a monthly segment explaining what animals are absolute musts for them, call it critter criteria

[tacit osprey]

Wishiwashi better

[compact nacelle]

ahshsahas

[remote latch]

As in their ideas for types of animals, that they are thinking of adding,?

[deft thicket]

Brutti coglione che cazzo fate

[compact nacelle]

Sono inglesi qui

[deft thicket]

Lo so, mi fanno davvero schifo

[compact nacelle]

No non dire così

[remote latch]

welcome to the server McCavallo. English only at the moment, until they start localising the game and adding language channels and appropriate mods

[deft thicket]

Okay, thanks you <3

[compact nacelle]

When you are a cute boy?

[coarse garnet]

Server is English only atm fyi

[heavy dew]

I'm always cute

[deft thicket]

no

[compact nacelle]

no

[coarse garnet]

Oops it hadn't scrolled down

[heavy dew]

Pfft, watch me

[compact nacelle]

I THINK

[raw quarry]

Epic, where's your pfp?

[deft thicket]

@heavy dew do you like ACE Gentile Drink ?

[heavy dew]

Mr not Bob has lost his face

[compact nacelle]

than the world will be dominated to MAGIKARP

[heavy dew]

I'm more of a TIDE man myself

[deft thicket]

Figo

Figo = Cool

[coarse garnet]

Can't decide what to have. This'll do for now

[compact nacelle]

In Italy we dont say " Ehi, baby girl do you want a ride in my car? " in Italy say... " A BELLA TOPA VIE IN MACCHINA 60 EURO CULO BOCA "

[remote latch]

We haven't got enough chapaa-chuu pfps

[heavy dew]

Resisting the urge to respond with 🤌

Oop there I go

[compact nacelle]

-100

Philipine

[raw quarry]

We're under attack by the marina militare.

[compact nacelle]

The protagonist of italian cult is... Paolo badoglio

[heavy dew]

Mama Mia?

[tacit osprey]

welcome to the mario pizzeria

[heavy dew]

Honestly need to make my way to Italy again

[compact nacelle]

SERIUOUS?

[deft thicket]

@heavy dew what is your best waifu ?

[tacit osprey]

my waifu is mariella scaringella

[deft thicket]

Wow

una belle topolona

[heavy dew]

Yeah it's a great place, charming towns, nice food, nice people, great weather

[compact nacelle]

NO MAN

[tacit osprey]

nice maranza

[compact nacelle]

In italy there are criminal people, is not how you imagine it

[tacit osprey]

all right but except the people

[deft thicket]

My waifu is Zodiac 🥰

[heavy dew]

You'll be shocked to know, there are criminals in every country 👀

[compact nacelle]

Yes but

In Italy

[heavy dew]

I'm not moving to Italy, just vacationing, I'll bring the butlers and bodyguards with me don't worry

[tacit osprey]

there are the eleven with knives that ship people

[deft thicket]

@heavy dew you know UnaBomber ?

[compact nacelle]

The rate of the Criminality is very high = 97%

[deft thicket]

97.69% *

[heavy dew]

Perfect place to go experience some fun every day crime

[tacit osprey]

97,6990420

[compact nacelle]

I started the download of Genshin impact approximately 2 hours ago

[heavy dew]

Worst thing that happens here is that flowerpots blow over, need some excitement, get mugged or something

[compact nacelle]

It is at 13%

[tacit osprey]

my life is potato

[compact nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-gif-25097277

[heavy dew]

"OH look honey we're getting robbed"
"Oh how fun, do they want my watch? Here!"
[Robbers]
"What the hell is happening?"

[compact nacelle]

I HOPE!

[heavy dew]

Potato blood in your potato veins?

[compact nacelle]

I HOPE THAT THE HELL IS NOT REAL

[tacit osprey]

only potato

[raw quarry]

One time here a local goat rammed somebody up the arse, about all that happens here. Sweden was always known for being uneventful also tbh.

[undone delta]

I wish that happened here

[heavy dew]

We have some bad parts, but, like 90% of the country nothing ever happens xD

That might be because in 80% of the country there's just forests, but still

[undone delta]

what’s the population density of palia?

[heavy dew]

It was 25 people per square kilometer last I checked

Good save Quarco

[compact nacelle]

The crown text

Good Save The Queen

[heavy dew]

I'm in Spain without the S

[compact nacelle]

Pain

Depress

[undone delta]

Maths isn’t my forte so i’ll just assume that’s a lot of people

[heavy dew]

Do you want it in freedom units instead?

[compact nacelle]

my forte?

[heavy dew]

Forte means specialty

[tacit osprey]

Forte means Forte

[raw quarry]

25 yeehaws per George Washingtons squared

[undone delta]

I’ll understand it less lol

[deft thicket]

Les Gold *

[tulip skiff]

I'm in Spain w/o the A
Kidding aside, you can discuss interesting topics in #💬│off-topic-chat

[heavy dew]

Some fun reactions going on

I feel like I'm back in middle middleschool

[coarse garnet]

My old brain

Pls help

[compact nacelle]

How old are you?

im

AMOGUS

[coarse garnet]

I have been around for over 3 decades

[compact nacelle]

[raw quarry]

''Each generation of children is an invasion of barbarians which we have to civilise as quickly as possible'' Thomas Sowell, lol.

[undone delta]

Let’s talk about dynamic gameplay in Palia
other than just weather what kind of events could happen?

[compact nacelle]

I HOPE

[deft thicket]

Children is my favourite food! (Im comunist) 😊

[compact nacelle]

Than in the game will add be the system of bagiana and melanzana

i was kidding

[raw quarry]

Well the topic of animal noises came up before, you reckon animals interact with each other, like chasing or whatever?

[remote latch]

That could be cool. The npcs have their own lives to live and could be in different locations, so, what if the animals could talk to each other Warning when hunters are around for example

[compact nacelle]

WE CAN BE HAPPY

[undone delta]

yea but this would be purely cosmetic, what abt things that happen dynamically and also impact gameplay?
with weather we could have specific plants that only come out during sunny days, or animals that hide during the rain

[compact nacelle]

TODAY, McCavallo doesn't go to bed for your brother

[undone delta]

oh i like this, you attack a sernuk and there is a loud noise making the whole pack run away

[compact nacelle]

What do you think about Margaret Tatcher

[heavy dew]

That sounds, eerie

[tacit osprey]

Mao Zedong better

[heavy dew]

Realistic but I just picture a screech heard for miles xD

[undone delta]

I didn’t mean like when you kill them, like an alert sign you know

[remote latch]

It doesn't have to be loud .. just something to alert any animals in the immediate area.

[heavy dew]

Or, it could be loud and it would just be an auditory nightmare to walk through town

[raw quarry]

Packs of birds in trees becoming quiet when you are close, but start chirping again when you move away.

[remote latch]

It might help train you to aim better, so that if you don't kill them they call out an alert before running away .. but if you kill them, no one is any wiser

[undone delta]

now THATS eerie lol

[undone delta]

Love this, you have one opportunity or it’ll become harder!

[raw quarry]

Xrys been sneaking in some Metal Gear Solid playtime.

[remote latch]

maybe a stun attack first to silence them if one shotting isn't possible.. then a kill shot .. perhaps

[remote latch]

wow is the only fighting game I have played in 10+ years

[undone delta]

I just imagined you throw an arrow and the top transforms into a muzzle when it hits the sernuk lol

It’s not called a Muzzle is it?

[remote latch]

that could work too .. and maybe traps for smaller animals

my wow hunter has had no part in these set of ideas .. honest

[heavy dew]

Tranquil shot all the way

SCATTER! quickly! Use monkey banana stun!

[raw quarry]

........ How did we get onto stealth killing Bambi again? Lol.

[remote latch]

because we don't know what other animals we are allowed ( assumingly) to hunt .. only chapaa and sernuk

[raw quarry]

Oh wait, did the hunting thing get explicitly confirmed as added then, rather than being a ''at some point'' thing? Would make sense I guess, gotta get pelts for clothes somehow.

[undone delta]

Hunting is confirmed
Combat is a “at some point”

[undone delta]

they better not allow us to hunt chapaas

[heavy dew]

Not allowed to hunt chapaas, actually, so

[remote latch]

We know about hunting, video shows shooting at sernuk. And we know about chapaa and this hint at them being possibly a source for food .. but this is the comedic Busco Bear so .. :shrugs:
#❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message

[undone delta]

No chapaa hunting under mine and Berry’s jurisdiction

[raw quarry]

I swear I can't tell if half the stuff I don't know about is because I was drunk when I read it or it was so long ago I just forgot it.

[remote latch]

It's official .. from the main website

Hunting
Chase down wild chapaas and sernuks across fields, forests, and mountains.

Although ... wild chapaa ??? does that mean we can have tame chapaa ?

[undone delta]

I will buy S6 to change that

[remote latch]

probably the former 🙂

[undone delta]

or both

[remote latch]

The latest team answers included the list of skills available at launch

[undone delta]

also they’re on the website

[remote latch]

that too

[compact nacelle]

hi!

Company??

secs

But why the role " muted " at me and not at @deft thicket @tacit osprey

[remote latch]

Send a message to ModMail to ask the mods

[compact nacelle]

No problem

[worldly owl]

i am putting myself on semi-retirement from gamming starting today

[undone delta]

what does that even mean

[worldly owl]

u dont know what that means

[heavy dew]

What will you be doing instead of gaming?

[worldly owl]

not sure

[heavy dew]

Can always pick up golf

[worldly owl]

lol but i done golf

dont

[heavy dew]

Okay how about.. frisbee golf

Or.. soccer golf

[undone delta]

golf golf

[worldly owl]

hmm mini golf sounds better to me

[heavy dew]

I mean that is an option, you could also.. bowl, or pick up an instrument, maybe study some programming and casually make an AI that can take over the world

[raw quarry]

I would've corroborated instrument, but you need to have the appropriate thinking style for music. Those physical hobbies sound good for mental health tbh, way too much things pressuring mental health nowadays.

[remote latch]

ooh a friend

[heavy dew]

I'd love a jarvis in my life

[worldly owl]

hmmm

[undone delta]

could always learn a new language too

[heavy dew]

Like Java

[undone delta]

finally being able to speak with Xrystal and Einar

[worldly owl]

lol right

totally

[remote latch]

I'm afraid I can't do that Berry ... krzzt .. kzzkt

[heavy dew]

I'll make a Jarvis, just you wait

[remote latch]

unfortunately I only understand the Politish and Nicish languages, and a little Jokish language but some of that gets lost in translation

[undone delta]

I actually don’t know if those are actually languages or jokes

[remote latch]

hahahahaha

[regal badger]

please tell me Palia is nearing it's open Beta. i need some good news 😔

[remote latch]

We're still in Alpha testing phase with a few more tests expected this year. They haven't mentioned when Beta will be yet but they likely will give us a heads up like they did when they told us in October that Alpha was gonna be in the first half of this year.

[regal badger]

it's something i guess. obvsiously absolutely no disrespect to the devs, i know theyre working hard. but i just need a main game so bad and palia seems PERFECT. i can't wait

[undone delta]

it’ll be perfect when is ready

[remote latch]

The last year has gone quickly for me .. so another year or two doesn't seem so bad

[worldly owl]

lol funny

if something doesnt show soon its doomsday

for me

[remote latch]

surely not

[heavy dew]

I got enough on my agenda to keep me occupied for the next 15 years

[worldly owl]

oh how so since i am in semi retrement

[heavy dew]

It's important to plan ahead, so naturally I planned everything out

[undone delta]

tell that to Xrystal and her Mum

[remote latch]

no interests or hobbies to fill any void spots ?

[worldly owl]

i wish i could fill spots with something

trust me lol

[remote latch]

I've had the same hobby since I was 13 and my back up hobby since I was 16 so I've never really been bored enough that not playing a game is doomsday

[heavy dew]

I changed hobbies constantly, learn something new and move on xD

[worldly owl]

if something goes wrong with gamming i have nothing left besides thinking of physical ativities

[undone delta]

against all appearances, great games do still come out

[remote latch]

Well there are plenty of games coming out this year, maybe one of them will be a tide over until Palia is accessible

[worldly owl]

fair but if soemthing goes wrong with gamming i wont be playing anymore

if u get that

[undone delta]

I don't

[remote latch]

What would go wrong with every gaming company to have something go wrong with gaming in general ?

[worldly owl]

well not to long ago i just quit playing fps games

competive ones

[remote latch]

played for years and then just got bored ?

[worldly owl]

nope it s not getting bored

its still trying to be good then not good anymore

[charred night]

luckily there's plenty of other genres and non-fps games to explore from decades ago to now

[remote latch]

Ah, I never worried about that.. I played to have fun 🙂 as long as I didn't die doing what I do on a regular basis I was fine with it

[worldly owl]

right lol u can say that

[charred night]

yep, no matter the type of game, if it isnt fun it's not worth it

[worldly owl]

but i know how games work

and people with fps games

[remote latch]

maybe you just need to play some non competitive ( you have to be the best) .. type games for a while

[worldly owl]

well i have played call of duty and other shooters for 11 years on and off

[heavy dew]

I do everything like I have to be the best, even if it's stardew valley or walking in public xD

[worldly owl]

good for you berry

[charred night]

at least in those the pressure is self-generated, not from the game itself or other people, Berry

[heavy dew]

Oh yeah, no, I just mean, if the competitive format is what you love, I'm sure the spirit can be carried over to other places

[charred night]

comfort and chill games ftw

yeah that too

like 100% a game you like or something

[worldly owl]

hmmm but by what i just heard it doesnt sound like you are to old berry

[remote latch]

yeah my brother plays those competitive games and I hear him stressing out about it every day .. I've never stressed over a game, that much. If a game causes me to have stress I stop playing it

[heavy dew]

I'm young physically, but I'm also just the kind of person that has a drive to do things constantly

[charred night]

my stress came from leading raids in games I shall not name long over for me now, let others lead. I'll chill with mining and other stuff

[remote latch]

Mine was raiding , and having a horrible raid leader blame everyone if things went wrong. Alot of us refused to play after one particular day and the guy ended up leaving the guild

[worldly owl]

hmmm

[charred night]

good good, revenge in a way 😌

[heavy dew]

We have three kinds of people here xD I got stressed if I wasn't raid leading, too many things out of my control haha

[charred night]

haha I understand that too, since I was one of the only hunters I had to join or they couldn't do specific things depending on the expansion or raid, whatever. No more for meeee, I'm free Spend my days collecting ore, exploring, I only pew pew when and where I want to

[remote latch]

The guild leader ended up giving me control of the guild .. I could manage it better, he concentrated on raids and dungeons while I could just do the little bits I wanted .. I've not stepped into a dungeon or raid since Legion, and I've never been happier

[undone delta]

then there is me
I don't do raids

[heavy dew]

Legion is where I dropped out too, things went down hill

[worldly owl]

yeah but i still dont think u understand what i am talking about

or do u

[heavy dew]

It's a bit vaguely put but I'm sure that's intentional

[remote latch]

we're trying to see if we have something equivalent in our gaming lives 🙂