sinful delta
Ya
#💬│palia-discussions
spring abyss
yo how do you play palia?
undone delta
It isn't out yet
spring abyss
ah okay thanks
uneven pebble
oh, right. no gifs here.
remote latch
ah okay thanks
They will send out announcements when they start testing again, and sending out email invites, so if you haven't already make sure you have signed up for testing at palia.com. More tests are expected this year.
radiant imp
do you know what their process is for selecting testers?
undone delta
totally random
radiant imp
word
coarse garnet
oh, right. no gifs here.
No gif! ONLY WORD
uneven pebble
No gif! ONLY WORD<:firechapaa:855506369225424956> <:firechapaa:85550636922542495...
Ya, I remember.
I wanted to do the "When will then be now" gif.
But oh well. It's okay.
coarse garnet
I just use gifs and let people click the link if they want
buoyant heath
I translate the gifs into descriptive text and paste it here
undone delta
elmo-fire-burning-gif-8869638
merry crater
Iconic
buoyant heath
[Captain Jean-Luc Picard rubbing his forehead and temple with his left hand while sitting in the captain's chair on the bridge of the starship Enterprise, NCC-1701-D, apparently exasperated or overwhelmed by a feeling of annoyance]
merry crater
That’s… very descriptive
undone delta
[Captain Jean-Luc Picard rubbing his forehead and temple with his left hand whil...
this is like those audio descriptive audios for visually impaired people lol
merry crater
Alt Text! I think. 
so useful. So helpful.
hollow kestrel
Hello, how much do I have to pay to be able to get into the next playtest? Thank you! 😄
undone delta
you cant, invites are sent at random
hollow kestrel
Ah... Sorry. :(
knotty lance
All we can do is obsess over the info we have and amuse each other while we wait.
Join us!
uneven pebble
attempts to juggle and lets everyone laugh as all the juggling balls fall on her head
abstract rover
Hello, how much do I have to pay to be able to get into the next playtest? Thank...
i had to write alt text for every single image i used in webdev
its a pain xD
oh whay
wrong reply sorreyyyyy
undone delta
I like doing alt text lol
abstract rover
it just gets annoying
"wooden desk with an open laptop placed in the middle"
"green apple, banana, orange, and grapes in a fruit basket"
knotty lance
*attempts to juggle and lets everyone laugh as all the juggling balls fall on he...
makes circus noises
abstract rover
😫
knotty lance
What colour are the grapes???
undone delta
if they arent purple I dont want them
knotty lance
Dibs on the green ones.
heavy dew
Dibs on the candy
undone delta
Dibs on the green ones.
you could choke on them 
/jkjk
knotty lance
you could choke on them <:GrumpyFish:877961624063996014> /jkjk
You're the one eating the seedy kind!
undone delta
what type of grapes do yall get, I have never had a seedy grape in my life ever
heavy dew
You do know that most fruit had seeds until we meddled?
undone delta
yesyes i have seen wild bananas
heavy dew
Did you know bananas are clones of eachother? so it's the same banana
knotty lance
Someone told me cocktail cherries are crossbred with radishes to make them that colour.
undone delta
yesyes and that is why an infection in bananas once killed them all in the US
you bring no new knowledge today Berry!!!
Did you know banana 'trees' are not technically trees they're better classified as weeds?
heavy dew
Yes yes, they're also not fruits they're berries
knotty lance
This year I discovered the gangly potted stick we inherited in the garden is actually a baby apple tree.
undone delta
2 months
knotty lance
Not sure. This is the first year it's popped out tiny apples.
heavy dew
2 months
What kind of genetically mutated super tree do you have?
I was 3 decades off, about 8 years to bear fruit
knotty lance
We never moved it, since the Ivy grew over the pot it's in. It makes a few flowers every year, but now it's all determined.
undone delta
What kind of genetically mutated super tree do you have?
videogame's
merry crater
I goorgled it and I guess dwarf apple trees start producing after 2 years. My grandpa had a few, but the fruit wasn’t always consistent year to year so some years it was good for eating raw and others they baked stuff with the apples!
OwO I’d love that sort of variety in a farming game.
heavy dew
What kind of tree do I need to grow beef jerky?
heavy dew
I don't want cows, I want a jerky tree
merry crater
I was gonna say grass but felt silly. Turns out it was a solid response.
heavy dew
Same as a bacon tree
merry crater
Money Tree: then you can buy all the meats!
knotty lance
You just have to mootivate your tree to think dry thoughts.
undone delta
for bacon it can be anything cuz pigs eat literally anything
heavy dew
Money Tree: then you can buy all the meats! <:firechapaa:855506369225424956>
Aren't all trees money trees if trees are paper? 
merry crater
You gonna start printing your own money?
heavy dew
Surely that's not illegal
knotty lance
🥓
undone delta
Surely that's not illegal
to quote you
#💬│off-topic-chat message
heavy dew
to quote you
https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/850177686369730570/...
I really am a genius individual aren't I
uneven pebble
Hehee
abstract rover
yeah berry, you're truly no stranger to love
coarse garnet
I was 3 decades off, about 8 years to bear fruit
The fruit is usually rubbish to start with as well
undone delta
it tastes like rubber?
heavy dew
yeah berry, you're truly no stranger to love
I'll be honest, until like 3 years ago I thought love was someone you could tolerate long enough to spend time with daily
Emphasis on tolerate, not like
undone delta
it isnt?
heavy dew
Apparently when you actually like someone you want to spend time with them and you don't feel like you have to
Who knew
uneven pebble
Amazingly I've done this for 14 years with my husband now
heavy dew
I'll blame media for telling me that every couple hate eachother and argue constantly and that's what being married is
buoyant heath
I should try a relationship at some point
heavy dew
I should try a relationship at some point
That ship has sailed
undone delta
buoyant heath
That ship has sailed
merry crater
Media and sitcoms effed up mine and my husbands relationship views until we were in our 20s. Was an eyeopening conversation to have.
Everyone deserves someone in their life they want to hang out with! Like fellow Palians
cinder temple
Just watch the Addams Family; perfect household dynamics.
heavy dew
Shocking discovery that you can actually be happy and like your partner
undone delta
#FakeNews
weary karma
Most who've wanted to hang out with me in recent years end up disappearing or have such different schedules never can line up time.
heavy dew
Adulting do be like that, I still have the same friends since middleschool, only difference is that now we meet up like 3 times a year instead of 3 times a week
buoyant heath
I just want to hang out with Reth
undone delta
uneven pebble
I'll blame media for telling me that every couple hate eachother and argue const...
Well... to be fair we still argue constantly.
The major difference between now and when we were first married is that now we argue long enough to realize what we are actually argueing about
heavy dew
Wait, you argue before you know why?
abstract rover
Shocking discovery that you can actually be happy and like your partner
you're saying i can be happy?
fake news
buoyant heath
Wait, you argue before you know why?
No, you're wrong. What are we talking about?
abstract rover
my grandmother argues with everyone
ESPECIALLY if she is very clearly wrong and has no idea what shes talking about
raw quarry
No, you're wrong. What are we talking about?
About how wrong you were compared to me
buoyant heath
About how wrong you were compared to me
Oh, well that I agree with
uneven pebble
Wait, you argue before you know why?
Depends on the arguement. Sometimes we're argueing about something that's important but in reality we're actually arguing about something else that is also important so we're actually arguing about two different things but unless we realize that we don't quite get the problem solved so in reality we end up in a worse arguement later because the problem(s) were never fixed/resolved/whatever
buoyant heath
I don't think we should be talking about arguments in here. We should be agreeable and nice. So here's a quick topic change: Badruu is better than Tish in every way.
merry crater
Why argue when you can discuss opinions in an open minded and non-hostile matter!? Such as Badruu is overrated 
uneven pebble
Why argue when you can discuss opinions in an open minded and non-hostile matter...
Because both of us tend to be angry people, so when there's a problem we argue. Though it is open minded.
undone delta
No, you're wrong. What are we talking about?
let’s go, time for your meds
heavy dew
Why argue when you can discuss opinions in an open minded and non-hostile matter...
The extent of me being upset with Jules ends at: "I'm not happy about this" xD
merry crater
Why argue when you can discuss opinions in an open minded and non-hostile matter...
Can’t even hold that statement for the sake of a bit. Badruu seems like a pretty solid gent. I’m pretty content with all the characters we’ve seen!
buoyant heath
Can’t even hold that statement for the sake of a bit. Badruu seems like a pretty...
I want a character who is clearly just a trashfire walking around, ruining lives.
merry crater
Could be a relative of Zeki or something, come to the village for help only to cause Zeki problems too.
undone delta
I want a character who is clearly just a trashfire walking around, ruining lives...
Reth does seem like a heartbreaker
is all bc Trish is a therapist as a second job and so she makes money out of it
is all just 1 big scheme they made
abstract rover
I want a character who is clearly just a trashfire walking around, ruining lives...
oooh me me
buoyant heath
Reth does seem like a heartbreaker
He would only break my heart if he was unromance-able like Einar.
undone delta
oooh me me
no, me
abstract rover
false, i am chaosr
undone delta
but you don’t ruin people’s lives
i and my army of rickrolls do
remote latch
In.. 40 years or so? How long do apple trees need to grow actually
2 years before trees mature .. usually. It depends how old the sapling was when it was noticed
Darn it .. I go away and chat gets busy .. you just don't want me spoiling your fun by switching chat back to Palia do you ?
buoyant heath
Darn it .. I go away and chat gets busy .. you just don't want me spoiling your ...
What's Palia?
remote latch
What's Palia?
That game you yabber on about ocassionally elsewhere 😛
raw quarry
I want to put a garden on top of my house, and use a ladder to get to it
remote latch
Sounds like a suggestion topic to me 🙂
merry crater
I would upvote that suggestion!
remote latch
hmm and no one has suggested a roof garden or garden on the roof suggestion yet
uneven pebble
I never really thought of that to be honest
undone delta
remote latch
looks like a fantasy seahorse
undone delta
so I was watching an episode of Um, Actually and they said the Hippocampus was a fictional creature, I immdietly was in shock bc I knew that it is just the Seahorse's scientific name, then I googled "Hippocampus fictional creature" and I found among many pictures, that one
heavy dew
The hippocampus, huh
undone delta
The hippocampus, huh
remote latch
Hippos go to university ?
heavy dew
The whole creature is a brain part
remote latch
That was my other thought
undone delta
a brain part, a scientific name, and a fictional creature, awesome
buoyant heath
I absolutely have a seahorse in my brain
potent loom
Why are you talking about hippos ?
remote latch
It started off here - #💬│palia-discussions message Needing a fantasy creature in Palia
light kelp
alpha previous?
remote latch
@light kelp Alpha Previous ? what do you mean ?
surreal crest
GUESS WHO'S BACK BOIS.
@remote latch hello! Sorry for not responding, my discord was on full mute mode
remote latch
yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy Chair 
surreal crest
ayooo wassup
remote latch
I was getting mighty worried 🙂 .. but hows your new job ?
surreal crest
hella good. I get paid more, I have real impact on the product we are testing. Lots and lots of work but I can work from home, sleep during my break etc. Life's good now.
remote latch
excellent 🙂 hope you get to do all that good stuff for a long time yet 🙂
surreal crest
so, Xrystal, anything major happend? I probably missed a lot of stuff, right?
remote latch
A team answer update or 3 and a few images .. I don't think you missed anything too major
heavy dew
Except me, of course
remote latch
oh yes, you missed Berry
heavy dew
Missed you too bud, glad to have you back
surreal crest
yeah it was getting crazy. I had convention goin' on, some problems with my family... Glad to be back.
remote latch
oh Chair, check game-announcements .. if you weren't here for the alpha blog
oh .. and the websites have had a face lift 🙂
surreal crest
face lift? damn, on it rn
coarse garnet
Hello chair
surreal crest
Hello new friend!
remote latch
Not Bob, Chair, Chair, Not Bob .. Bob's one of the new regulars 🙂
heavy dew
yeah it was getting crazy. I had convention goin' on, some problems with my fami...
Life do be happening when you least expect
surreal crest
Not Bob, Chair, Chair, Not Bob .. Bob's one of the new regulars 🙂
ayo that's great
remote latch
oh yeah, how did your outfit go down at the convention ?
surreal crest
it's good to see you guys are still here. Was worried I'll come back to the wasteland lol
surreal crest
oh yeah, how did your outfit go down at the convention ?
HAHA didn't finish it on time
BUT!
coarse garnet
it's good to see you guys are still here. Was worried I'll come back to the wast...
I rallied the people!
surreal crest
it was so hot cosplayers were kinda fainting. And I would probably die in full-face mask
remote latch
it was so hot cosplayers were kinda fainting. And I would probably die in full-f...
ah yeah there is that
heavy dew
I rallied the people! <:firechapaa:855506369225424956> <:firechapaa:855506369225...
We call him “the adhesive” around these parts
remote latch
Call and he arrives
surreal crest
gasps the queen is watching
spring rivet
<@854991982061289482> A YO BOSS, I'M BACK!
Hi Back!
Wait a minute..
You're not Back
You're Chair!
glad egret
dont u dare make a dadjoke
heavy dew
Hiya Daph
surreal crest
no, I'm THE Chair!
glad egret
omg
surreal crest
ayo Black Heart Queen!
remote latch
🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪
glad egret
im typing with one hand, my cat wants to be carried like a baby
spring rivet
surreal crest
we moved from mangos to bananas now aye?
heavy dew
helloooooooooooooo
How goes thy pew pew?
spring rivet
WELCOME CHAIR MR. BACK!!!!
remote latch
🥭 🍌 🥭 🍌 🥭 🍌 🥭 🍌 🥭 🍌
glad egret
we moved from mangos to bananas now aye?
to stay healthy
spring rivet
we moved from mangos to bananas now aye?
Yes
heavy dew
Lagom is a very important Swedish mantra for health reasons
remote latch
im typing with one hand, my cat wants to be carried like a baby
well at least they aren't typing
spring rivet
Daphne, why are you still awake?
glad egret
Daphne, why are you still awake?
chaos has no sleep schedule
heavy dew
Carrying cat takes consciousness
coarse garnet
glad egret
Carrying cat takes consciousness
infinite force focus
coarse garnet
It's midnight not sleep night
heavy dew
One does not put down cat
surreal crest
Chair, have some bananana
I'm gonna need it for tomorrow's work. Thanks boss!
so, how's the Pond? Everyone's good?
coarse garnet
Sticky, obviously.
spring rivet
so, how's the Pond? Everyone's good?
Ohhh there's been a LOT of rickrolls rollin here
I'm looking at you, Arco.
remote latch
haha oh yeah you missed all those Chair 🙂
heavy dew
Sticky, obviously.
It’s cause of all the gluecose
spring rivet
Chaos, I mean CSR cast chaos as usual. Current name is also chaotic like hidqf something sound like a cat fell on a keyboard
surreal crest
Chaos, I mean CSR cast chaos as usual. Current name is also chaotic like hidqf s...
Carboi
Nishnishninish
remote latch
oh .. hows your computer holding up Chair ? I recall some problems during the alpha
spring rivet
@surreal crest hey, you seen this art feed update? It's me and you made by a palian artist ☺️ #🎵│groovy-tunes message
surreal crest
<@198399637705457664> hey, you seen this art feed update? It's me and you made b...
you- argh okay that's creative.
that's veri veri funi
spring rivet
remote latch
one of many links you will have to watch out for
spring rivet
Luv ya chair! Miss ya hehe
remote latch
Between Arco, Duck and Turtle
surreal crest
@heavy dew do you make gifs too perhaps?
surreal crest
Luv ya chair! Miss ya hehe
... I missed you too, boss
remote latch
No you aren't innocent 😛
spring rivet
heavy dew
<@300693529523519491> do you make gifs too perhaps?
That is something I’m never gonna give up on
spring rivet
No you aren't innocent 😛
🥺
remote latch
But at least not as bad as Arco .. that I know of anyway
spring rivet
Never gonna sit you up
Never gonna chair you down
coarse garnet
Team innocent!
surreal crest
Never gonna rick around and roll you
heavy dew
Not ever going to hand you an upward
surreal crest
THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER
heavy dew
Reddit? Is that you?
surreal crest
I'm great, had my first anniversary with my gf, started new job as a QA for mobile application, got basically twice the salary I was making
life's good, duckyboi.
HOW WAS U?
spring rivet
That's lovely! 🥰
remote latch
heavy dew
Welp, I don't have gf so uhm.. can't relate.
🚫🎁🦆☝️
surreal crest
<:ChapaaFiveLeft:865631089263640616> <:Chapaaversary_1:982423509458358303><:Chap...
that is so cute, glad to see emotes evolving too
remote latch
I thought Berry was gonna post it so waited for a while
heavy dew
It’s YOU, ducky! YOUUU!!!
heavy dew
I thought Berry was gonna post it so waited for a while <:ChapaaChuckle:90809543...
You know me, I do things but hide from credit
remote latch
That anniversary emote group was created by Berry for the Palia Discord anniversary 🙂
surreal crest
God, it's been a year already?
heavy dew
I can’t hide from credit if you give me credit, that’s not how this works
remote latch
I can’t hide from credit if you give me credit, that’s not how this works
but you didn't gloat about it .. so all good 🙂
heavy dew
God, it's been a year already?
13 months on Sunday
surreal crest
13 months on Sunday
...AND GOING STRONG!
heavy dew
but you didn't gloat about it .. so all good 🙂
I was gonna say “me? Gloat? Never” but I’d be lying
surreal crest
oh no I can feel the chaos coming out
must.... praise...** THE 8️⃣ **
heavy dew
Ducky, you should go to YouTube, and listen to “never gonna hit those notes” - you can thank me later
surreal crest
Ducky, you should go to YouTube, and listen to “never gonna hit those notes” - y...
NO WHY DID YOU REMIND ME ABOUT THIS XD
heavy dew
NO WHY DID YOU REMIND ME ABOUT THIS XD
It’s later, you can thank me now
spring rivet
Hey Simuel 
remote latch
heavy dew
Whoops, waved with the wrong account
heavy dew
Gloat? Ehem.. pies, thousand pies
Hey my name was kept out of the stats but somehow everyone just knew
spring rivet
Ducky, you should go to YouTube, and listen to “never gonna hit those notes” - y...
Why'd u hav a recording of me singing in the bathroom
cinder temple
Somehow™️
spring rivet
cinder temple
Good day, Duck, Daph, and (d)Renzo.
surreal crest
Artboi!
spring rivet
Hey my name was kept out of the stats but somehow everyone just knew
Who doesn't know Piecasso
remote latch
If I remember rightly, it was mentioned on the trivia night .. oh yeah, you missed trivia night .. there's some links to the trivia questions in #📢│palia-news I think Chair
spring rivet
Links 
cinder temple
So many good emojis to use in the BBQ & Picnic collage this week.
remote latch
Nope it was in #📢│community-news - #📢│community-news message
hahahahaha of course one of the rick rollers are doubting my links :hmph:
heavy dew
The trivia had “berry” in it and the amount of pings I got about it
surreal crest
I click no links.
remote latch
I click no links.
sensible move .. 🙂
remote latch
you just mystically arrive at the right location ?
surreal crest
I browse through the web with the power of my wooden mind
surreal crest
Ohh, are you a she?
a she? Pardon amigo?
heavy dew
a she? Pardon amigo?
Excuse you, it’s amango
surreal crest
ah, and apparently chairs can't read
spring rivet
Y'all hoomans, and a chair.. the chair.
heavy dew
Xrystalllll
Xrystal has transcended beyond, the alpha and omega, the wiki and omniscient deity, but also, yeah
surreal crest
1:36 AM, it is about time to go lay down, pretend that I'm sleeping for 30 to 40 minutes before I will actually be sleeping.
Cya everyone!
also...
@ocean stone do we know?
surreal crest
don't you dare throw these unreal curses at me.
buoyant heath
don't you dare throw these unreal curses at me.
I'm sorry, Chairlord
woeful atlas
Does anyone know how you find out if you've been selected for the current pre-alpha
rain carbon
Does anyone know how you find out if you've been selected for the current pre-a...
No invites yet for the next playtest. If you're asking if you received an invite before, you may check your email for a welcome message from Palia.
remote latch
Does anyone know how you find out if you've been selected for the current pre-a...
Also, pre-alpha finished last year. We are currently in Alpha, with 1 test down and more expected this year. If you signed up before February/March this year, it's worth checking for an email from welcome@palia.com. Some people have found the emails after the last test was finished.
woeful atlas
ill check it out to make sure. i was looking at last years post🤦 lol
rain carbon
Just a reminder - please only use this channel for Palia related topics. 
wispy meadow
Random thought but
Palia hippopotamus
rain carbon
Pippo?? 😏
raw quarry
Random thought but
Palia hippopotamus
That... is terrifyingly easy to picture actually. 
, Oh wait, I thought you meant Chuu hippos.
undone delta
that is exactly what I pictured
as I’ve said before, to me every animal in Palia is just a variant of a chapaa
ocean stone
undone delta
The Crows Know
abstract rover
don't you dare throw these unreal curses at me.
CHAIR?! WOAH LONG TIME NO SEE
my favourite furniture
charred night
That made me snort ty
rigid elm
o7
wispy meadow
Chair and Mrs Chair the ultimate Ikea duo
wispy jay
delicate nimbus
undone delta
Alpha one happened and ended abt a month or so ago
https://palia.com/news/adventures-in-alpha-exploring-every-corner
here is the latest blog
crisp eagle
Happy timezones everyone!
It's friday here,halfway through the day so hype 
coarse garnet
Happy timezones everyone!
It's friday here,halfway through the day so hype <:hap...
Happy Friday!
potent loom
Welcome back Chair
remote latch
bright forge
remote latch
Chairs back Perin
bright forge
Good day palians be sure to use sun cream. I'm in agony right now.
undone delta
Good day palians be sure to use sun cream. I'm in agony right now.
no I won’t
remote latch
no I won’t <:happycrai1:852207647968591883>
Well, seeing as you usually sleep in the dark during the suns awake time .. that's not a problem for you
undone delta
yk since I grew in a tropical island and right next to a beach I never used to put on sunscreen for nothing, not even for vacations yk
it’s been abt 6 years since I lived there now i’m in Texas, last year I went back there for vacations and I refused to put in sunscreen, thinking I would’ve been totally good and nothing would happen to me
I left that place with Grade 2 burns on my shoulders
bright forge
I mean I'm ussualy white like Chalk but yesterday was couple hours on beach. I'm back in my home town now but I was living right next to Sea. It was sort of goodbye you can say.
heavy dew
Naturally beige coming through
velvet briar
@everyone account was hacked do not click link i have since changed my password
heavy dew
Unless they also steal your phone
abstract rover
yk since I grew in a tropical island and right next to a beach I never used to p...
lmao me
i burn within minutes, it's no fun
blazing kelp
Bravo bravo
delicate kayak
yk since I grew in a tropical island and right next to a beach I never used to p...
We just got back from Rockport and we all ended up getting burned from little spots we missed or thought we covered in block.
abstract rover
h
merry crater
abstract rover
Ever Dream 🇭 ?
heavy dew
Apparently
spring rivet
Ever Wondered the 🇭 ?
sometimes isn't always.
abstract rover
That's why we will are.
Sometimes, I Ponder 🇭 For Hours.
But... Never An Answer.
gentle birch
spring rivet
spring rivet
But... Never An Answer.
the answer cannot be questioned.
gentle birch
Is 🥛 still around? I think they were the one to spark some Palia convos. Or maybe it was someone else.
abstract rover
idk lmao
abstract rover
milk
gentle birch
Milky?
spring rivet
ohhh
abstract rover
But when is Palia?
spring rivet
I think Milky is on a different timezone
spring rivet
But when is Palia?
!release
opal cypressBOT
A new Palian appears! We have not yet shared the details of Palia's release, but we have lots to share with you in the meantime. Be sure to check out #official-art, #team-answers, and other areas of Discord to learn more. :heart:
Sign up for future playtests at palia.com 
gentle birch
Back when I was more active, I would put 🥛 and 🍪 on all his posts
spring rivet
just yes, always
abstract rover
Everyone asking When palia.
But nobody asking... How is Palia?
gentle birch
Palia should answer!
abstract rover
Palia: The Game of 🇭
gentle birch
I'm hoping to get into another round of testing in the future. I just picked up a 3070 yesterday after refreshing Best Buy daily since March 2021. I'm going to run this on ULTRA!
Those Chapaas are going to look GOOD.
coarse garnet
I'm hoping to get into another round of testing in the future. I just picked up ...
I think once you're in then you get to participate in further tests?
I could be wrong ofc
gentle birch
I think once you're in then you get to participate in further tests?
I'd love that to be the case, but I not taking it for granted. I still remember the open beta of WoW, so I'm hoping they do a big one like so lots can join.
coarse garnet
That's fair
merry crater
I’d be surprised if Palia didn’t get an open beta near release, but we’re still in Alpha so it could be a while! I’m hoping plenty more people get into the next round- gotta be sure to send everyone interested to the website (plus Palia.com is just pretty to look at)
spring rivet
gentle birch
I'm hoping the clothing shop is reasonable. I like that rogue outfit on the website. Trying to figure out what I think a good price is for an outfit. $1-5?
merry crater
At one point I really mulled over the topic but Idr my opinions. I think it depends on how epic the outfit is though!
gentle birch
I mean I think I'd be fine paying $5 for an outfit. Maybe they'll do like packs/sets for like $25
merry crater
Ooo I’d love to see it: as they push out new designs have the old ones go on sale or something!
gentle birch
Sorta like the Sims maybe, have some "expansion packs" of outfits
remote latch
Suggestions for the cash shop might be considered.. so make those suggestions, you just never know 🙂
merry crater
Besides how Palia handles seasons I’m also interested on how the final form of their micro transactions will be like! Certainly something they’ll put a lot of thought into.
heavy dew
Ooo I’d love to see it: as they push out new designs have the old ones go on sal...
I mean if they do coats as well as shorts, naturally they’ll have to make a summer/winter sale, cause who in their right mind would buy virtual reality summer clothes.. in winter
merry crater
tank tops all year babyyyyyy
heavy dew
We can’t all be Vikings!
gentle birch
I mean, implementing seasons is in their best interest so that they can generate more money making winter clothes!
merry crater
Though marketing a cash shop summer/winter sale would be a great way to get people who were on the fence about buying those items to just go for it~
heavy dew
I mean from a psychology standpoint, sales do generate more revenue than original pricing, sooooo
surreal crest
CHAIR?! WOAH LONG TIME NO SEE
CARBOYO!
surreal crest
Chair and Mrs Chair the ultimate Ikea duo
Ana!
surreal crest
<:paliagrin:851939200718864444>
PERUN! THE GOD OF THUNDER!
surreal crest
Stops any of that from happening
Also not true, I'll explain in a second
merry crater
Chair!
coarse garnet
Also not true, I'll explain in a second
Chair is gonna make me click a link and give them my authentication code 
wispy meadow
I thought that was Arco
spring rivet
undone delta
I thought that was Arco
what'd i do now?
wispy meadow
You made a whole new persona with your suspicious link activity
heavy dew
Chair is gonna make me click a link and give them my authentication code <:chuus...
I'm gonna need your mother's maiden name for security reasons
coarse garnet
I'm countries where women change their names when they get married yeah
heavy dew
It's just a remnant, it's evolved a bit beyond that but, it's in some places still an option
undone delta
You made a whole new persona with your suspicious link activity
I have a child now???
wispy meadow
I said persona not person
undone delta
I have a psychological manifestation of a child?
wispy meadow
heavy dew
Arco.. Persona is a video game..
wispy meadow
Synonym is Identity
undone delta
ohhh, do I have the rights to it now?
wispy meadow
Pffft
undone delta
time to invest more on Not Bob
there, all my money on the Bobntchain, Cryton'tbob and the Bobn't's Beard NFT
undone delta
abstract rover
apparently elon is projected to become the first trillionaire soon which is kinda wild
undone delta
fathom pecan
I'm hoping the clothing shop is reasonable. I like that rogue outfit on the webs...
I'd go up to $15 for special outfits and $10 for job/profession/skill outfits $20 for special cosmetics if not $15
What about pets?
and tool cosmetics
OH WAIT...better idea
instead of $20 you can mark it down to $18 that way people can save in-game store money for something later and they pay $20 for a whole skin
like the pack for in-game currency could be just a bit more than the skin is but also give you more for later purchases
undone delta
I'd go up to $15 for special outfits and $10 for job/profession/skill outfits $2...
What's a "job/profession/skill outfits"
undone delta
are we talking purely cosmetic right?
fathom pecan
ye
undone delta
okok
I don't see why they should have a price different from other "standard" outfits
fathom pecan
Hm yeah they can just be the same if they are given the same amount of quality
in my opinion anyway
The outfits so far look nice regardless. Even the simplest of outfits like a hiker outfit merit such detail and light reflections
They definitely could manage
abstract rover
https://tenor.com/view/revolution-guillotine-marie-antoinette-off-with-their-hea...
not based, arco
undone delta
abstract rover
elon is based man
abstract rover
oooofffff why u gotta do my man like that
gentle birch
What about pets?
Mounts would be neat too
fathom pecan
That'd be super cool...dude I want a large fluffy chappaagon (chappaa dragon)
abstract rover
i wanna ride a dolphin
gentle birch
I still remember hearing horse hooves in the city in the trailer, so unless it was included for no other purpose but the ambiance sounds, it makes me think we'll see some
wispy meadow
Riding my horse downtown while evading the marauding chapaas on the way to raid Reth's kitchen
gentle birch
Maybe hunt some chapaas from horseback!
wispy meadow
Shhhhhh
Not so loud you'll trigger the chapaa fans 👀
fathom pecan
I think of the song oof
heavy dew
HUH
gentle birch
I heard elden ring did mounts well, but never played that game
heavy dew
There will be no hunting of the chapaas
fathom pecan
I also heard they left undies in their game for hackers to find and exploit to get innocent players banned
undone delta
I heard elden ring did mounts well, but never played that game
meh
is just a goat that jumps a lot, it isnt very new thing
gentle birch
Speaking of 🐐 , I hope we get to have farm animals with the gardening. If it's not already implemented, maybe it's a roadmap idea to keep things fresh for year 2 or 3
coarse garnet
Yes! We need chickens to deal with the slugs and stuff, angry goats to protect our gardens from interlopers
remote latch
They have hinted at animal husbandry/taming as being something being the talk of the office
I'm not sure if that is technically true - there are long-term plans for looooots of things; so many that we'll have to listen to ya'll to figure out where to focus. I think I can state that animal taming and/or husbandry is a common topic for us at the studio. 🙂```
So, fingers crossed. 🤞I thought there was something about it, thanks for the find.
undone delta
Yes! We need chickens to deal with the slugs and stuff, angry goats to protect o...
the body of a chicken and a literal chapaa head
I call it a Chipaa
gentle birch
I guess they can't just give you everything at once
😎
Animal husbandry would open up more cooking stuff too. Can't wait!
remote latch
They did say in one of the more recent team answers that there likely will be more skills/activities added later on down the line:
#❓│old-team-answers-alpha message
Looking forward to the addition of tailoring with the help of Jel and Naguma's tinkering skills and Tamala's potion knowledge
gentle birch
Oh ya, I did notice clothing wasn't in the 8 skills. Tailoring would be awesome and perfect!
heavy dew
I doubt tailoring will ever be a thing, given how their only source of income, is cosmetics
undone delta
that makes sense
remote latch
There is that. hmm
heavy dew
While it'd definitely be a real profession, it's a little like shooting yourself in the foot to allow people to make their own things, when you rely on the same things to survive
gentle birch
🤔
buoyant heath
I knew a woman named Taylor
remote latch
I knew a woman named Taylor
Taylor is one of my ancestral names
buoyant heath
Taylor is one of my ancestral names <:ChapaaChuckle:908095437863546890>
Are you a pop star too?
coarse garnet
I doubt tailoring will ever be a thing, given how their only source of income, i...
They've said there will be stuff you can get in game too though so we will need ways to get outfits that aren't from the store
gentle birch
If they ever would implement tailoring, it'd probably have basic stuff, like the lower skill level items in WoW. Maybe the good and fancy stuff will be on the shop
heavy dew
They've said there will be stuff you can get in game too though so we will need ...
Oh yeah, I know, just meant from the monetization blog it did state that paid cosmetics will vastly outnumber the non paid ones, so as a skill Tailoring isn't "expandable" unless you do other kind of tailoring than clothes I guess
undone delta
carpets/rugs
remote latch
Maybe the separation of in game acquired / purchased cosmetics ( clothing ) will include craftable items
heavy dew
carpets/rugs
Yeah, but wouldn't that be furniture?
coarse garnet
Furniture is usually woodwork though
heavy dew
Yeah but a whole new skill, just for rugs? is my point
undone delta
yea is true
heavy dew
We just don't know
remote latch
And seeing we are on the subject. For anyone who missed the monetisation discussion - here is the start of the transcript
#💬│palia-discussions message
fathom pecan
Maybe the separation of in game acquired / purchased cosmetics ( clothing ) will...
that sounds very awesome I'd love to be able to buy patterns or colors you can't acquire in game. So long as it doesn't break my bank to buy one tiny unlockable x v x
gentle birch
I hope to have a hooded cloak
fathom pecan
I doubt tailoring will ever be a thing, given how their only source of income, i...
I thought they said in their recent newstrip that they already have like carpentor (furniture maker) and a tailor for launch..
as well as farming, fisherman, miner?
I'ma look at that again but first I must do my laundry
remote latch
This is the link to the latest skill response : #❓│old-team-answers-alpha message
fathom pecan
ty
too soon to say, since it will be expanded upon... holy crap 8 full skills at launch... and counting. That's remarkable
gentle birch
Ya, I'm interested to see what other idea they have for skills once it launches with the 8
I mean, those are some big ones. I'll have to ponder on what some new ones could be
fathom pecan
I've got too many ideas bout what could be next after launch so I should keep my mouth shut
gentle birch
Nah, let's here a couple! Tailoring seemed good at first, but I'm not so sure with the monetization of clothing. Trying to think of other good ones
Maybe some type of blacksmithing to use some of the mining material?
We've seen bows, so maybe blacksmithing can make some fancy ones
remote latch
This is a list of ones I considered before alpha based on the NPCs we know about
Einar - Runs the fishing shack - Fishing - Confirmed
Jina - Apprentice Scholar and Resident Archaeologist - Archaeology - Hinted
Zeki - Runs the general store - Trading
Tamala - Skilled Potion Maker - Potions / Alchemy / Herbalism
Eshe - Magistrate for the village - ??
Jel - Skilled Tailor - Tailoring
Auni - Delivers Mail - ??
Hassian - Hunts in the woods - Hunting - Confirmed
Hassian's mother - Armorer/Blacksmith - Blacksmithing
Kenyatta - No Path, Free time at the Stable - Animal Husbandry
Ashura - Runs the Inn - ??
Tish - Considers Furniture Crafting an art - Furniture Crafting - Confirmed
Elouisa - Studies the Ruins - ??
Najuma - Skilled Tinkerer - Engineering/Tinkering
Badruu - Produce Side of the Farm - Farmer - Confirmed
Nai'o - Helps run the family farm - Farmer / livestock?
Delaila - ??
Kenji - Politician - ??
Reth - Chef - Cooking - Confirmed
Hekla - Protector of Jina and sings lullabies - Music ?
Link to January 22 post : #💬│palia-discussions message
gentle birch
Tinkering could fit nicely
fathom pecan
I'd love...alchemy...so much ;3;
Dude are there gonna be schools or academies??? I wanna go "w"
remote latch
No idea if it is something we will get to do. It just mentions Jina going there on her info card
Hopefully they have some sort of system in place that enables them to add new skills/activities with little difficulty.
fathom pecan
Nah, let's here a couple! Tailoring seemed good at first, but I'm not so sure wi...
Dude if tailoring is a thing...I wouldn't mind buying patterns/textures/colors ...special ones... it could be great later iunno
gentle birch
Dude if tailoring is a thing...I wouldn't mind buying patterns/textures/colors ....
Ya, that is one way they could make it happen. Basic stuff available to craft as to not hinder the store. And then they could sell tailor patterns for us to collect ingredients to make
fathom pecan
O30 and dude like doesn't even have to be a purchasable with real money thing we can just buy them from an in-game free money store we earn
that way it doesn't make tailoring pay to "win"
oof we could...we could make our own patterns O~O
Sorry sorry I'm foaming at the mouth
remote latch
haha, don't worry, I've been there 🙂 you should have seen me during the early months when I spouted theories left front and center
fathom pecan
;v; good lord
gentle birch
The only issue is how much to give away and how much to put in the shop, since they want to have the store be a big source of their profit. I'm sure lots would like to buy patterns with in-game money, but the devs will have to decide how much effort to put into "free" tailoring/outfits and the money store
merry crater
The good ole theory days were the best days
fathom pecan
The only issue is how much to give away and how much to put in the shop, since t...
Yes yes
There's still the creative idea days just as good ;3;
merry crater
Ye I’m still up for theory crafting. A lot of us have already been brought into the fold for testing so our imaginations aren’t able to go as wild as they used to! It’s great to see new people gushing good ideas though~
drowsy comet
I find making exiting theories is good but can also set expectations to high
merry crater
As long as people understand that not every idea is going to be a thing, it’s all good fun.
remote latch
I think they said that there will ultimately be more cash shop items than in game items ( of the same calibre ). But you would still be able to see who used real cash or worked at it.
So, for example: If they were to add dyes as a cash shop item and in game acquisition/crafting element ( thinking of something they haven't mentioned at all )
You could maybe loot/find basic dyes - craft intermediate dyes and purchase expert dyes with in any game cash earned in game and purchase master dyes from the cash shop for real money.
So, someone with a red outfit may have found a red dye, someone with an orange dye may have crafted it, someone with a purple dye may have purchased it in game, and someone with gold dye may have purchased it with real money.
fathom pecan
Yeah and like they said, there's always room for new updates and interesting ideas COULD happen. Might not but could. We shall accept whatever comes our way but I'm sure ex-blizzard/riot employees won't let us down
remote latch
Just remember, if something really interesting comes to mind that you think would be feasible and beneficial to the game, add it to the suggestions channel.
fathom pecan
Ye >:)
remote latch
Whenever my theories got out of hand I would add an extra post starting with .. seriously though .... or .. ooh idea time
fathom pecan
xD
merry crater
I know we’ve seen gardening but I really want word on livestock give me bees and chickens pls
remote latch
Yeah that must definitely be high on their player request list .. so 🤞
weary karma
raw quarry
I know we’ve seen gardening but I really want word on livestock <:firechapaa:855...
I thought you said chicken pies lol
remote latch
Are you hungry by chance Spooky ?
merry crater
Am certainly down for chicken pot pies
dry temple
do we know if the game will run on linux too?
undone delta
for now, only PC
surreal crest
Hi guys!
fallen summit
Hi Chair, it's been a while 
fallen summit
undone delta
undone delta
AND GONNA MESS WITH THE DUCC
I don’t know you, but i already like you
surreal crest
I don’t know you, but i already like you
Hi I'm ✨ THE MYSTIC CHAIR ✨
Nice to meet ya
undone delta
My name is Arco, you can trust whatever link i send
spring rivet
<:firechapaa:855506369225424956> My name is Arco, you can trust whatever link i ...
the Chair can read your name
full name.
undone delta
lies
surreal crest
Hmmm. Roll for suspiction, D100
surreal crest
I don't boss, I would never
spring rivet
@undone delta see? The Chair calls me Boss
undone delta
why do you guys team up against me
the enemy of my enemy is my ally
surreal crest
Pondwatch stays together
spring rivet
surreal crest
PROTECT THE POND, AT ALL COST
undone delta
good job Chair, make them think you are their friend
merry crater
surreal crest
Arco you are about to get ol' ricky rolly arrested
undone delta
Arco you are about to get ol' ricky rolly arrested
they can’t catch me
spring rivet
we are omnipotent and omnieatfood
surreal crest
I will build our office and hire more agents once game's out
spring rivet
or omnifoodeat whatva
surreal crest
Omnieverything
undone delta
Omniyouregettingrickrolledtonight
surreal crest
Your*
potent loom
knotty lance
This chat needs more ponds.
This chat needs more pies.
This chat needs more Xrystal.
That is all.
abstract rover
guys im trapped in Palian't
its opposite of Palia you see
its a place where i work for money and dont get to decide my own futu- oh my bad thats just irl 😂 😂
fallen elbow
its a place where i work for money and dont get to decide my own futu- oh my bad...
best physics engine, sound and everything top, multitude of archetypes to choose from but overall pretty much pay2win with pvp enabled. >_>
undone delta
best physics engine, sound and everything top, multitude of archetypes to choose...
actually rdr2 looks better
fallen elbow
actually rdr2 looks better
But real horsies are still rendered better. I know, it's a close call. 😄
The only real reason I'd like to play rdr2 is the horse riding tbh.
I'd love to have similar experiences in Palia some day.
dry temple
for now, only PC
what do you mean only pc? PC = personal computer. Linux is an Operating System like Windows and MacOS
undone delta
what do you mean only pc? PC = personal computer. Linux is an Operating System l...
right, Should’ve specified Windows
dry temple
Ok Thanks
tardy depot
this harvestella game lookin kinda sick too
coarse garnet
Yeeeeah
undone delta
JRPG UI is what makes me back away from it
remote latch
This chat needs more ponds.
This chat needs more pies.
This chat needs more Xrys...
Sorry I was busy designing the schematics for a 3 layered crazy shape in my factory game
heavy dew
Sorry I was busy designing the schematics for a 3 layered crazy shape in my fact...
Make a Klein bottle!
remote latch
Make a Klein bottle!
unfortunately that isn't a choice .. just randomly generated shapes made up of circle, square, diamond and rhombus ( circle, rectangle, star, windmill to them ) with a mixture of 7 colours
scenic hare
Imagine the dude from History Channel that says 'Aliens'. But instead of saying that he says 'Shapes' instead.
undone delta
unfortunately that isn't a choice .. just randomly generated shapes made up of c...
that means that you would if you could
remote latch
that means that you would if you could <:JinaWut:892182241537560597>
probably ..
heavy dew
that means that you would if you could <:JinaWut:892182241537560597>
The first person to make a Klein bottle, isn't a person
remote latch
I stand corrected .. I don't think I'd ever make the klein bottle - had to look up what was special about it
undone delta
when I look at a Klein bottle I both completely understand how it works and have no idea how it works
weary karma
I want a Klein bottle plushie
undone delta
I want a Klein bottle plushie
that would require the plushie to be hollow tho
weary karma
Well get to work figuring it out!
yes boss!!
heavy dew
All plushies are hollow 👀
undone delta
you two are the ones that make heavy complex machines in shapez
undone delta
All plushies are hollow 👀
they are filled with things tho
heavy dew
So can a klein bottle be, it just pours out but doesn't and moves from the inside to outside without passing through the inside or outside
It's simple really
undone delta
stop trying to make it work
weary karma
I see a bunch of Klein bottle knit hats in my searches, does that make the head of the person wearing it hallow?
scenic hare
Fill it with ice
abstract rover
best physics engine, sound and everything top, multitude of archetypes to choose...
yea this is accurate
surreal crest
DEJA VU
undone delta
stone tulip
https://tenor.com/view/deja-vu-anime-car-gif-24099480
Exactly what came to my mind seeing Deja vu
merry crater
Hope all my fellow statesmen have a good holiday weekend!
I hope Palia has some sort of summer fireworks festival. I love that vibe 
gleaming quiver
By the time Palia comes out all the teenagers will be adults 😄
near heron
Hello all
undone delta
By the time Palia comes out all the teenagers will be adults 😄
this is actually true 💀
weary karma
Guess i'll be a corpse than.
remote axle
Hi everyone 😄
gleaming quiver
🦴 your first bone Kusiga!
heavy dew
Adults aren't real, there's only children pretending to be adults
gleaming quiver
Adults aren't real, there's only children pretending to be adults
That's actually true as well.. because age is just a number, right?
heavy dew
Well yeah but also because you'll never feel like an adult, it's always the people a decade ahead of you that are the adults. Once you get there, you don't think so anymore
gleaming quiver
Oh, I thought you were going to say once you get there you realize you're 102 and dying soon
heavy dew
I mean blink and it's over basically 🤷
gleaming quiver
i've heard that, but i've blinked 1 million times and i'm still here
heavy dew
by the time I'm 30 I'll be 70
abstract rover
I've never blinked
eyes burn
help
graceful bay
hi i'm trying to get my gf into gaming and she thought Palia was so cute, i agree. Hope game release isn't too far away!
remote latch
It's a fair time away but if you have a PC ( Windows most likely ) make sure you have signed up for testing on the website ( palia.com ). You can also read up on some info there in a more colourful setting. But most of the information is here .
graceful bay
ok, thanks!
remote latch
Feel free to ask questions if you can't find it in the channels. Best channels for info outside of what is on the site itself is #❓│old-team-answers-alpha and #❔│game-faqs and visuals in #🌠│official-art
graceful bay
got it! is there any particular way to get involved with the game project besides signing up for testing as I just did?
undone delta
be here
remote latch
We have a #game-suggestions channel that they allow us to offer suggestions for the game. Some they may find useful additions to the game at some point or help them spawn an idea that they can add to the game. They may throw out the odd survey etc that will help them, such as the recent nice words request to help their moderating ( for want of a better word ) system in the game identify nice responses etc.
Other than that, we just chat around, if you're of an artistic nature we have #🎨│old-palia-fan-art for Palia inspired art and #🎨│artistry for other art. And a bunch of other channels the community visits for chatting.
And like Arco said, hang around, or pop in when you want to say hi and catch up on anything you may have missed.
abstract rover
got it! is there any particular way to get involved with the game project beside...
Yeah hang out here, its the best place :)
Sometimes the devs stop by to chat, sometimes amelia and asherelle will pop in with some tidbits etc.
Otherwise, what xrystal said
graceful bay
Awesome thanks for that :) looking forward to interacting
buoyant heath
Also you can write sad songs about how much you love Einar. Not that I would do that, of course, never. Just saying somebody could possibly do that if they wanted to and nobody should judge them.
remote latch
Also you can write sad songs about how much you love Einar. Not that I would do ...
Do you miss Einar DadJoke ? Still ?
remote latch
reads names hmm theres a name or two missing from that list
buoyant heath
Do you miss Einar DadJoke ? Still ?
Forever and always
heavy dew
*reads names* hmm theres a name or two missing from that list <:ChapaaChuckle:90...
It was a summary! Wall-E is on the list too
Sample list!
buoyant heath
Johnny 5
cinder temple
Xrystalbot2k22
remote latch
Ah good, you cannot forget WalllllllEEEEEE oh yes and Johnny 5 is alive
still jewel
heavy dew
Careful not to have too many or we'll need a temple tributing the Ash's
Call it Ash Mahal
buoyant heath
Hi Ash
cinder temple
It's late, and that means everyone gets a circle of bologna. ✨
fathom pecan
It's late, and that means everyone gets a circle of bologna. ✨
Neato
undone delta
celest maple
Is it official that this game will be released in 2022?
abstract rover
no, its likely a couple years out still
dense knot
Is it official that this game will be released in 2022?
theres no launch date yet but playtests (alpha/beta)s in 2022 yes
abstract rover
!release
opal cypressBOT
Welcome to the official Palia Discord! The release date has not yet been announced, but we have plenty to share about the game right here in the meantime.
Peruse the artwork in #official-art, or find answers to popular questions in #team-answers. 💜
Sign up for future playtests at palia.com
blazing kelp
Oh my
lyric ocean
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NANA!
fallen summit
Happy timezones everyone!
faint dawn
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NANA!
Anyone else hear this in lion king?
lyric ocean
Anyone else hear this in lion king? <:ChapaaChuckle:908095437863546890>
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BAAAAAAAAAAH SWAITNYAAAAAA BEBALEEEEBALOOOO or whatever the lyrics are
lyric ocean
Happy timezones everyone!
KinKin!
potent loom
faint dawn
No no...
BAAHHHHHHHH BAH NA NA.. BREEAAD IS THE MOST.. DEL-ISH-I-OUS.. 🍌 🍞
When you come oh bring me a banana~
lyric ocean
Aaaahahahahaha i was thinking the opening
raw quarry
When everybody is talking about bananas but you only have strawberries 
raw quarry
I bet a lemon and honey jam would be epic
wispy meadow
I don't know why I can only imagine it would be sweet and sour
And that feels weird to imagine
raw quarry
I promise it'd work, we have similar things here already
coarse garnet
Lemon and honey go really well together yeah
remote latch
potent loom
raw quarry
wispy meadow
Came back from a near panic attack
I need some wholesome chaos rn
Specifically anything chapaa related if possible
fallen summit
here, hug a chapaa, it makes everything better
hopefully this one will cheer you up a bit as well
blazing kelp
Chaotic good
celest maple
Hi, I just got DMed by a spambot from this server. I was gonna report it through mod mail but the bot is broken. Is there anyone on who I can DM about it?
glad egret
So I tested out our Modmail and it seems to be working fine now 😄 If ever you guys need help with how to send messages through the ModMail, heres a little tutorial: Simply send a DM to the Modmail and react the "✅ " after typing in the message you want to send us 😄 and that should set your ticket up nice and smooth 😄
Alsooo! its safe to verify the Modmail first so the Modmail functions normally 😄 (Thanks Arco for pointing this out too :D)
fathom pecan
Alsooo! its safe to verify the Modmail first so the Modmail functions normally �...
*gives a cookie
undone delta
that’s just America then
fallen summit
hi Chair! hope your head gets better soon
fallen summit
here it's just getting hotter
surreal crest
Yesterday it was almost 40 degrees celcius (104 F) here
maybe it's not the hottest place on earth, BUT SURE AS HELL WE AIN'T USED TO THAT
but on the bright side I have this game called Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator. I basically put thousands of AI units and watch them fight with each other. Can also posses unit or order them around. It's fun to watch
coarse garnet
Yesterday it was almost 40 degrees celcius (104 F) here
This might as well be the hottest place on earth as far as I'm concerned
I can type
fallen summit
yeah, same here. Mostly just staying inside by this point. It was around 38 c here today
surreal crest
This might as well be the hottest place on earth as far as I'm concerned
I think US can hit up to 50 degrees C* sometimes?
coarse garnet
Nightmare land
heavy dew
We had a mild 32
undone delta
We had a mild 32
HA! we have 33 rn, you lost
crystal harbor
Greetings
coarse garnet
Hello
remote latch
We're on a comfortable 22c-25c range this week. Keeps threatening to rain but never quite makes it. Poor plants.
coarse garnet
Ooh... Woo?
remote latch
I shall water thee >:(
I actually watered them earlier tonight but can't water too much in case the threatened rain comes So it's a constant check on the potted plants
plucky rock
Just wondering. Has palia announced when they would be able to release the game fully yet?
remote latch
Nope not yet. We're still in alpha. They will likely give us plenty of notice before the game is ready for release. But as a guide line Amelia said 4-5 test phases before it would likely be ready for everyone, before the alpha test 1 started.
No problem at all! We are still in our early testing phases, so for now we're most comfortable saying "Alpha is in first half of 2022". After each testing phase we asses how well-developed/ready it is for launch We're looking at about 4-5 testing phases before it's ready for "EEEVERRYOOONNNE!" ```
tight pike
potent loom
potent loom
Nope not yet. We're still in alpha. They will likely give us plenty of notice...
As Arco. said 4-5=-1
Palia has already been released
(if there is any newcomers it s a joke Palia is still in alpha )
undone delta
i said that?
potent loom
Yes.
fathom pecan
I actually watered them earlier tonight but can't water too much in case the thr...
;3;
I mean technically I'm a newcomer
you can try sayin I don't exist but I haunt your dreams, you know it
undone delta
when do you stop being a newcomer?
coarse garnet
Not sure
heavy dew
when do you stop being a newcomer?
When the Mandela effect takes over and you think you’ve always been here
coarse garnet
I love me some Mandela effect reading
People will go to great lengths to not admit they misremembered
heavy dew
Even so, memory is frail, most of your childhood memories aren’t yours, they’re just stories you’ve been told that you perceive as memories
coarse garnet
I have barely any memories I can easily recall past 2017 tbh
heavy dew
Wanna trade?
coarse garnet
And ask me what I did last Thursday? 🤷♂️
heavy dew
What did you do last Thursday?
coarse garnet
I don't know
coarse garnet
👀
undone delta
When the Mandela effect takes over and you think you’ve always been here
got it, like how I think Not Bob has always been here
undone delta
I have barely any memories I can easily recall past 2017 tbh
two days ago is my limit
actually, idk what I did yesterday
coarse garnet
got it, like how I think Not Bob has always been here
🧑🚀 🔫
undone delta
you were never a newcomer, you always were part of the Palia Family!
coarse garnet
wispy meadow
Here it's 28-32 C
But the humidity makes it feel worse
Oh wait that was a while ago nvm
undone delta
fr Ana get up with the new breezes
that’s youngling for Keep up with the conversation
wispy meadow
That's definitely a youngling phrase lol
coarse garnet
Pesky youths
undone delta
I tried my hardest to say smth that sounded young, I actually think I failed 
I’m sure youngling phrases don’t have more than 5 syllabus
wispy meadow
More like you went so far young that generation hasn't been born yet
coarse garnet
Non existence:When old and young become one
fathom pecan
When the Mandela effect takes over and you think you’ve always been here
i been havin the mandela effect every day since 3 years ago
its weird
anyway I might sleep for the night
ciao everyone!
unreal chasm
pokes head in and waves
past sandal
Still no word on when people can try it?
rain carbon
!release
opal cypressBOT
A new Palian appears! We have not yet shared the details of Palia's release, but we have lots to share with you in the meantime. Be sure to check out #official-art, #team-answers, and other areas of Discord to learn more. :heart:
Sign up for future playtests at palia.com
tough dew
whys the question channel locked?
fallen summit
whys the question channel locked?
it's only open for a limited amount of time after we get the #❓│old-team-answers-alpha each month
fallen summit
I don't remember the exact post, but pets are part of the plan if I remember correctly
tough dew
will they be able to do stuff other than look adorable? like fight or pick up loot? XD
fallen summit
we don't know that yet
fallen summit
will they be able to do stuff other than look adorable? like fight or pick up lo...
here's the answer about pets so far: #❓│old-team-answers-alpha message
tough dew
yay
ngl i dont mind pets being mainly cosmetic like in ff14 but i like it more when they can fight by my side or pick up stuff. in lost ark they help pick up the loot XD
coarse garnet
Yeah they do that in diablo too. Super handy little feature
blazing kelp
Aaaa morning
loud agate
ngl i dont mind pets being mainly cosmetic like in ff14 but i like it more when...
Pets picking up loot would be amazing. Also a pet inventory like Lost Ark or Albion. A large pet like a donkey should be able to carry lots of heavy stuff. A cat mostly for the cutes.
tough dew
i love it when my pet can join me in battle
coarse garnet
i love it when my pet can join me in battle
Your vampire powers mind controlled pet?! I know your secrets!!
undone delta
i love it when my pet can join me in battle
#❓│old-team-answers-alpha message
you may want to check this out, Combat isn’t a main feature of Palia
tough dew
ai already knew that
broken maple
wispy meadow
Maybe except competitive pumpkin carving or something
coarse garnet
Is there any other kind?!
wispy meadow
Of pumpkin carving? Idk maybe there's an ASMR version too?
raw quarry
I bet any money that there is an asmr video of a guinea pig eating a pumpkin on YT
coarse garnet
Of pumpkin carving? Idk maybe there's an ASMR version too?
coarse garnet
I bet any money that there is an asmr video of a guinea pig eating a pumpkin on ...
No doubt
weary karma
Wait they are going to have ASMR in Palia?
coarse garnet
I guess I can stand near you and whisper in my Scottish tones if you like
lusty thorn
Hi there !
surreal crest
happy timezones! Just finished watching F1 race, what a show, me and my roommates were screaming at the TV :D
lusty thorn
noice
weary karma
I'll hold you to that promise @coarse garnet
autumn abyss
is this game ever coming ?
lusty thorn
I've been waiting for years too you're not the only one 😄
autumn abyss
i was scrolling my discord group and remembered about it
raw quarry
is this game ever coming ?
!release
opal cypressBOT
A new Palian appears! We have not yet shared the details of Palia's release, but we have lots to share with you in the meantime. Be sure to check out #official-art, #team-answers, and other areas of Discord to learn more. :heart:
Sign up for future playtests at palia.com
autumn abyss
already signed up
lusty thorn
!release
opal cypressBOT
A new Palian appears! We have not yet shared the details of Palia's release, but we have lots to share with you in the meantime. Be sure to check out #official-art, #team-answers, and other areas of Discord to learn more. :heart:
Sign up for future playtests at palia.com
lusty thorn
same I already signed up just now actually
glad egret
🍪🍪 Cookies for everyone patiently waiting and I hope we all get to play together soon! 🍪🍪
lusty thorn
Apparently this game will be Free to play
surreal crest
I need to go back in. Me and @deep frigate have a matter to attend.
autumn abyss
idm paying i just want something cool like this. genshin impact got mega boring.
undone delta
coarse garnet
Apparently this game will be Free to play
Yus
autumn abyss
this game looks like it would work well with oculus quest 2
undone delta
would it?
potent loom
undone delta
it is
autumn abyss
xDDD
remote latch
undone delta
The 3d madgamajiggy thingy?
VR btw, i forgot to answer lol
coarse garnet
Have you considered not waiting?
It's gonna be like another two years anyway most likely
Just enjoy the fun until then
cunning mural
i guess that works
weary karma
Storming really loud outside, thought it was fireworks at first.
remote latch
startin to lose hope
don't forget that there has only been 2 tests (pre-alpha, alpha 1) so far with 2 invite waves each. So, technically you have only missed 4 email invites ( if you had signed up pre July ) and 2 if you signed up pre February. But, the agonising wait for the invite waves themselves and the hope of an invite I do understand 🙂 .. So, as I always do when you post, 🤞 good luck with the next tests invites.
surreal crest
startin to lose hope
BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE
We're getting there buddy, slowly. It takes a lot of courage to embrace the Great Wait.
remote latch
proud yoke
Is there a first map?
surreal crest
Is there a first map?
map? :O
surreal crest
For the game, right?
proud yoke
Yes 😄
coarse garnet
There's no map that we can see yet. All under NDA and stuff
proud yoke
Ah okay 🙂 Thanks for the Answer ♥
undone delta
there is a map on the trailer if you can spot it
remote latch
But may not be a true depiction of an in game map. What we do have is a fly over of the first village we meet the npcs we have been introduced to. And a few screenshots to give you an idea of what may be where ( with some maps we've created while theorising in #🎨│old-palia-fan-art ). But, yep as per already said. Nothing officially given to us regarding a map. And seeing as exploration is one of the main elements to the game, it might not be an informative map. Maybe the basic landscape once it has been completed, with the rest up to you to discover during gameplay I suspect.
heavy wharf
I love when maps open gradually rather than being fully visible. Gives you incentive to really explore.
undone delta
I, as a shameless Open World fan, like when you have to go to a certain point (aka, AC towers) and activate them for the map to be visible
rain carbon
abstract rover
jojo
weary karma
mojo
rain carbon
gaunt imp
I've been looking at the housing stuff for a bit and this might be the game I have been waiting for, I have been obsessing about housing in games since I was like 7 and this is genuinely really exciting. Whether it's a pre release test or the final release I am counting down the days :3
undone delta
I've been looking at the housing stuff for a bit and this might be the game I ha...
you made sure to sign in for Alpha right??
gaunt imp
you made sure to sign in for Alpha right??
What do you mean? I wasn't in the alpha test if that's what you mean
undone delta
in palia.com you can sign in to be in the list of people that may get an invite for future alpha 
gaunt imp
😮
undone delta
we just finished alpha 1 abt a month ago, and there may/will be more alphas later this year
remember, signing up does not guarantees that you will be invited, it is completely random who will be sent an invite
gaunt imp
I've now signed up! It would be so cool to get into the alpha! I would love to push the housing system to it's limits!!
undone delta
🤞 Aye let's hope so!!
till then, hang around and have fun with the community
My main interest abt the game also is Housing btw
gaunt imp
Yeah I definitely will be sticking around, hopefully I get lucky!
Did you get to make anything cool? If you have pics I would love to see!
coarse garnet
undone delta
us Alpha testers can't share any info more than if we liked it or not
gaunt imp
Oh! So sorry!
undone delta
buuuuut
check this out
https://palia.com/news/adventures-in-alpha-exploring-every-corner
if you scroll down you can find some housing
there is some very wild things in it
gaunt imp
I have looked at that post a lot! Some really cute house designs in that post!
undone delta
I can say
I LOVED IT
probably more than any other game ever before
and that is all I can tell y'all
stone tulip
gaunt imp
I don't want to push you to say more than you can but I am so excited to play a game where housing seems to be one of the bigger focuses. It's nice to see a game that respects your prefered endgame
stone tulip
Blip
coarse garnet
Bleep
undone delta
BLOOOOP
gaunt imp
boop?
undone delta
stone tulip
Also what are people's opinions of Anime Auni in Comunity-art?
coarse garnet
Ooh
stone tulip
XD
undone delta
They're conjuring the power of friendship!
stone tulip
It's super effective
unreal chasm
Lol
coarse garnet
New person?
unreal chasm
No, I just dont talk alot
unreal chasm
Hi 🙃
undone delta
hallo
abstract rover
<:ashurawaves:865630949235490836> hallo
jojo
echo helm
Duck
abstract rover
ducke
unreal chasm
Goose.
rain carbon
🇵 🇦 🇱 🇮 🇦
ocean tinsel
Any update for release?