#💬│palia-discussions
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good morning pals! 
Hello, practical tactical duck.
Good morning everyone!
Morning Kinjerry, Chair, Duck, and Sim!
WAIT I FORGOT TO SAY HELLO TO DUCK
A wild gambit has appeared 

My sleep schedule is a hot mess so... Friendly reminder for the opposite timezone I'm normally giving this too 👀
Remember to hydrate, stretch, and grab a snack! Taking care of yourself is important ☺️ I hope you have a fantastic timezone!!!
Hello everyone! I just watched the video No Cap Gaming did on YouTube about Palia and I'm exited for this game!!! Can't wait! Hoping to get an invite to be a tester 😅
hello bud

Sorry I fell asleep😭 but I would like to double major in astrophysics and computer science
hey no need to apologize, and awesome! im actually certified in a few areas in networking!
Whoaaa that's cool! How did you do that?
well ive gotten 2 back when i was attending high school on the side, ive just recently got my red hat certification
Ohhhhh that's pretty neat! That is something to be hugely proud of😤 I'm double majoring simply because I wanna code my own programs to test my experiments that way I can do multiple things at once instead of having someone else do it
oh nice! i started out with coding and programming, but never fully peaked my interest, so i dabbled into networking, and network administration is the career im gonna be getting into, hopefully.
Ohhhh that's cool it sounds like you'll have a strong responsibility which is pretty nice 😤
yea, depends though, cause starting out, ill probably be in support as a tier 1, maybe tier 2
Programming Chapaas to be cuddly companions.
Morning lovelies!
good morning 
MORNING BERRY!
Hello everyone 🙂 I’m new here
Welcome
Me too! Welcome!
Thanks 😊
Welcome to the waiting party!

Blessed Fireflies and Happy Timezone Everyone! 
hi @vivid elm . There is no need to eat and sleep ( #❓│old-team-answers-alpha message ) but there will be some reason to do both. So you won't starve. 🙂
and eating...is fun! 😄
For the lurkers out there and any newcomers. Welcome to Palia : The Lobby .. You are 108kish in the queue .. while you wait to arrive in Palia : The Game take an adventure through the catacomb of channels and utilise the catch up knowledge mechanics that are accessible from the #❔│game-faqs,#❓│old-team-answers-alpha and #🌠│official-art channels and the currently archived #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha channel. The #❔│game-faqs channel includes links to Rin's Overview and Vlad's Detailed FAQ documents. The loot available in these channels/documents will bring you up to what we know about Palia : The Game so far, along with the recently developed blog on the Palia site accessed via the #📢│palia-news channel or the bottom of the Palia site itself. Maybe you have some ideas to add to the game . If so, add your suggested changes to the #game-suggestions channel. If you haven't already make sure you sign up for an invite on the site and fill in the surveys. Again, welcome and we hope you enjoy waiting with us .
⏰ 34 Weeks and 2 days until Alpha (worst-case scenario)!! ⏰
Good morning, I am frozen, send help
Take this blanket! 
Thank you. I didn't realize it was 38 f this morning, and I wore a light jacket XD
That’s easy, just change the F on your thermometer to a C and it’s nice and hot summer!
It’s one of those DIY 5 minute craft life hack things I’m sure
If weather machines were real that would be great
Looks at Palia devs most likely developing weather machine mechanics...Woooow!! 
goomornig
Morning
morning csr, or cat 
meow
Mrow
mewo
no that cow

cat mewowe
moorow
🐈⬛
🐈
noooo i just like kitties
Chapaas are basically ground hogs with tusks in real life...
ground hogs
We need tusked ground hog breeders
with beaver tails and behavior like raccoons, I demand perfection
We demand chapaa union
i want kittie union
The chuunion
UNO
XD

We rallying fox union with that one?
fox news 🤣
Imagine my rage when I realize that channel is complete hypocrisy and doesn’t at all give me the latest news about foxes
fox box clocks docks locks
I was trying to state the channel jingle or catchphrase only to realize I don't know it
OMG TRUUUU where is my news about foxes
that channel should be renamed to "not fox news" cuz its all the news that isnt about foxes 😫
does fox even have one?
lmao
XD
idk foxes be sayin some wild stuff
You should of heard what they said about bevers.... my god....
XD
its the hottest fox fact of the modern era
i like how we're completely skirting the line of talking about actual fox news
i love the power of puns
its a beautiful thing
🎶 It’s the most wonderful time, of the chat 🎶
🤯
jingle my bells and deck the halls and santa and rudolph and uh christmas haha snow presents and chimneys🎵
idk christmas songs
TOO EARLY
Agreed
it is always too early
Christmas starts the first week of December, it falls on November 29th this year, that’s when it’s morally okay to start
Where I am people had Christmas stuff out before Holloween....-_-
This isn’t my opinion this is worldly facts so no hating on me if you don’t like it
it is never morally okay to start christmas before christmas
Idk about you but I’m preparing for Easter decorations
Ah yes, my favorite, discount candy week
Right afterwards when places need to get rid of sweets fast

I always get shamed by the clerks on Halloween

“Oh wow so much candy the children are gonna love you”
Like I’m gonna share
lol no sharing
They can buy their own candy like adults
Kids shouldn't be on the street after dark in the first place
Or outside at all when others are outside
Kids shouldn't be
They have a cult going on
Why is it November? Because October ended
Because Halloween is octover
Yippee Ki-yay
It ain't even December nor has it snowed(At least where I am) get rid of your profile pic until December at least XD
halloween can go boo off
I'll do what I want
That’s very independent of you
youre such a bully
Looks like we got ourselves a scrooge
Scrooge Mcduck?
No ducky is a marshmallow
Yes, let me swim in your gold pool
ebullyneezer scrooge
erin
Chocolate
water
At first I wasn't in the Christmas spirit because I haven't yet celebrated mashed potatoes and gravy day, but then I thought about Die Hard and darn it if that didn't fill me with Christmas cheer!
erin erin erin erin erin erin erin erin erin hi
This is the only acceptable opening ceremony to Christmas
It ain't Christmas without Hans
hans, bring flammenwerfer
HANS
I'm just a fly in the ointment Hans
I need to watch very soon. It's been nearly a year since I've seen it
I've never seen it
GAAAAAPPP
I have no idea what you guys have been referencing, XD
The best Christmas movie: Die Hard
Alrighty then
die hard is a good christmas movie
you know what's crazy to think about? There's people alive today who are older than America
That is true, I read it online
wut?
When is the pre alpha droping?
Pre alpha has already ended, there’s more information in #❓│old-team-answers-alpha
Oh
Pre alpha concluded about a month ago, alpha is scheduled to be sometime in the first half of next year
I miss Palia :( need the full release so bad
Ok but when is the actual game droping and is it free?
In less than 3 years and nothing is free
amogus is free
They haven’t talked about how it’s gonna be monetized yet though
all we know is less than 3 years
we don't know if it's free or not, they haven't said anything about monetization
It’s not
yup it is
I'm back to the turquoise name, there are too many people with the red name, XD
you paid for amongus?!
Didn’t say I did, just that it’s not free, someone funded it and paid for it
3 years dude gaming is boring and i want play palia so bad
???????
the holding your breath game is free
Cats and Soup is free
Ah shoot you’re right Nish
Less than 2 years 7 months, to be specific
yea thats a good one
Not 3 years, less than
tbh this actually makes it feel faster
Almost less than 2 1/2 years
Yeah but its less then 3 years so it means ab 1 year at least
2 years, 7 months, 2 days....
It does
Next month we can say <2.5
After 84 years...
It's been 84 years
It’s been 84 years
nvm
Berry are in the same page, it's a page with Die Hard on it
3 years isn't that long to wait for a game... skyrim released a decade ago and they still haven't announced the new release date
Hecc yee
Yippee ki-yay
Thank you for this
Hytale announced three years ago
No minecraft announced a really long time ago
The first time I played minecraft was before they added hunger :(
I started playing in 2011
I almost feel bad for Notch
Why?
point being, game time is never instantaneous and 3 years will fly by
True
Because of the shit storm he got just because a game he never intended to launch world wide, blew up
Gatcha
It’s a very good point, and I agree.. 3 years is no time at all
in fact, 3 years ago I was the same age that I am today! That's how fast it is
In fact it’s almost 2 years ago Covid broke out, and that was yesterday!
3 years ago sea of Thieves had been out for 7.5 months and it felt like an eternity waiting for it to launch
3 years ago BotW and the switch had been out for more than a year and a half
It's been two years since World's Adrift announced its end
2050 is closer than 1990
Monster Hunter: World, RDR2, Celeste, and SSBU all released 3 years ago
I feel like we're all reminiscing about things, anyone who watches anime remember Exarm?
Tony stark died 3 years ago
3 years ago we were 1 year away from meeting The Mandalorian
Endgame was made three years ago? Dang!
Yup, so was Joker, detective Pikachu, it 2, frozen 2, Aladdin (live action), amongst other big box office releases
We don't talk about live action Aladdin
I saw end game
Theres no live action movie in ba sing se
I didn't see those other movies
Yes, XD
They gave the joker the wrong colored suit
That’s the most important detail of the movie
I wish I hadn't seen infinity war. Felt like I wasted my time
o/
Detective Pikachu is actually pretty decent. They made Mewtwo way too ridiculous, unless that's what the game did then nevermind.
I feel like a duck is lurking
🦆
Always
gm duck
DUCKY! 
Morning👋
I feel like y'all craving for some mangoes 🥭 🥭 🥭 🥭
Gm = give mango?
I’m craving some donuts, oh wait, I have donuts, I’m gonna eat a donut
I had mango recently. It's very interesting
Oh you got one?!
It's the best fruit
A mango-flavoured doughnut
Would eat
My mom bought two, we have yet to try the second but we tried the first one. It wasn't bad
I'd accept a mango
i love ducks.
Best easy description, it's kinda like this thing
But not
Humans tend to like similarities when describing, silly humans
Yep, how else are you able to get the point across otherwise👍
By saying “beyond anything you’ve ever experienced before and not like anything else you’ve ever had, it’s completely new and you have no idea how to approach it” - that’ll give them confidence to try something new!
Fair
Very scary stuff
good morning fellow palians
Hey Rusty!
I mean, I had an idea on how to approach the mango, I ate it
how did you know its me!!!!!
Also hello!
Oh dang how ballsy 
do you know what today is? 1 day closer to finishing palia LEL
I’m psychic!
🤯
You're not wrong XD
i donno if i have more questions to ask about palia now. i pretty much asked all i wanted but i just want to see more art lol
All the art!
I love art!
I want to see more official creatures
how would you describe colors to a completely blind person?
Just ask them to picture a blueberry
Duh
Clue is in the name
noot
Was that the reference you were looking for Nish?
Is that "hi" in penguinese?
It’s high NOOT NOOT
no it's noot
Noot noot
joot
Noot! 
You know, penguins are my cousins
your cousins are boring. they dont even fly
Not all birds can dive
Eyes are part of the brain that exist outside of the cranium
I wonder if we have freezing island in Palia
a place for penguins
what happens when a blind person stares into the sun
Their eyes burn like everyone else
I want a snow area in palia so bad! Imagine if you could set it to always be snowing at your house !!!!!
but they wouldnt know why.
Build a snowman in Einar's shape!
They might. If you're outside on a sunny day and point your face toward the sun, you feel your whole face get warmer
The sun is a lie
If you lose one sense your other senses tend to get more sensitive to compensate
the sun is indeed a deadly laser
Love that video
I mean technically yes? Shootin those uv rays at us
What’s his name again?
bill wurtz
That’s the one, genius that man
Gotta watch that it sounds like xD
Bill Wurtz - history of everything I guess
look up "history of the entire world i guess"
Or history of the world, or something
Thanks for checking in, I'm ✨ ⭐ ☄️ still a piece of garbage ✨ ⭐ ☄️
Even crazier space dust
Hi
Just sitting in my favourite chair now, will be in lurking mode got to check my game, but always keep up with the chat here.

Being completely blind is actually very rare. Most of the time those who lost their sight or were born blind can see the light in a room. They can tell they're looking at an object giving off light.
However I have now moved to the floor and am sitting in front of a heater because 65 is too cold
Hot and you're cold. 
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
laser light is coherent, sunlight isn't. the sun isn't a laser, it's a star
the sun is a deadly laser
You're a star. A superstar 
i very agree. 65 is too cold
no, it's incoherent. you ever try talking to it? it's got no focus
The proton and neutron have happily paired up, but the electron can't join yet because it's too HOT
The sun is a deadly laser
I will use that laser to burn chapaa
Good luck
no, it's a ball of gas burning millions of miles away
Thank you, luckily I know where to find them!
It’s a functional fusion reactor
HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN
indeed it is
the sun is a deadly laser
So based on that video, I was right and the chapaas ARE looking to steal my pies...
It’s their pie you just didn’t know it when you baked it
If they beg cutely I might give in.
Hello!
Sup
nope, the sun is a life sustaining source of energy
nobody asked you to use logic and reasoning
Until it expands in the distant future and destroys all life :v
we dont logic around here
that's not my problem
also, i can MAKE the sun a deadly laser if i use enough mirrors.
I can make cookies
The sun was a deadly laser!
nope, the sun was a cloud of gas and other material that coalesced until reaching a mass that generated sufficient gravitational force to begin fusing atoms in a still ongoing chain reaction
FLAMING CHAPAAS
But, uv rays are deadly lasers
nope, the light would still be incoherent, but you could focus it enough to burn stuff
Wasn’t there some building in the states that was melting cars due to the angle of the glass facade?
nope, they're uv rays. laser = light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation
and i wouldn't be surprised if a building was able to focus light enough to melt your face
Nothing like an extra speedy tanning booth amirite
indeed
You are absolutely right and that’s why we need the deadly laser I mean the space fusion reactor
I remember seeing that in english class

Oh good not just my imagination then xD I thought I remembered
lasers don't occur naturally
I checked the internet, it was the Walkie Talkie building in London
YES that’s the one haha
henceforth known as the Melty Car building
Only when I wanna sound humble, I forget nothing! Or have I? I can’t remember
I am a deadly laser
you sure are!
I'm a walkie talkie
i'm a tired
I am
Not
Berry with an M
Bermy
M’berry
Berrm
Bmrry
Oh no I’ve been found out
nishmas is my favorite holiday
Hi, hi.
otter and anner, my two favorite people
Sorry Anner, you came right when I killed the chat with my awkward comments
Here comes Anner with the defib
Doing wonderful as always thank you! How are you doing?
I'm alright. Working remotely today, just taking it easy. Y'know.
The natural speed of working from home
MacOS? Yes/no?
TBD
I don’t understand
Not disclosed yet
Lol, for a split second... I thought he was just asking for personal opinions on MacOS, so I had "no" typed in before Berry sent his response.
Lol
I’m just assuming it’s if Palia will be on MacOS, which if that’s the question, they haven’t disclosed that information yet, but if personally? Then no
Ohhh, thanks
They have said they want to expand to as many platforms as they can with mobile being a high priority. So it’d say there’s a chance
Fedora Chapaa?

Smooth Chapaa
great news, thanks for your help)
Are you okay Auni? Auni are you okay?
Any thing any time!
Omg xD that works too well

Anner you are now Auni 😄
rip Anner
Honestly, with my name being "Anne" IRL... people would do the, "Annie, are you okay?" all the time to me, so.
Anner | Auni's twin sister 🤣
I'm used to it.
Now I almost feel bad, it’s the “.” at the end of the sentence that does it
Auner
Anni
LOL, okay no! Please no. I just type grammatically correct all the time, I can't help it. My entire educational experience during college was papers, papers, papers. I'm forever stuck typing grammatically correct, 'cause when I don't... it feels wrong. I've been conditioned.

I went the opposite route .. I went from correcting people to writing sloppy 🤣
I’m just joking ^^ but it’s like when I text my mother and ask anything and the reply is: ok.
My style is constant. It always aims to make others happy or content.
"Annie, are you okay?" "I'm fine."
Whoops. I meant to respond to Berry.
It’s the same feeling as when I heard my mother use my full name
I meant to say that makes sense to you, Xrystal. c:
Oh yes .. mothers using the full name is always trouble 🙂
ANNER, AUNI'S TWIN SISTER THE FIRST.
Oh noooo

I imagine in Palia .. Delailah would be shouting out ... AUNI ( Insert rest of his full name here if Palia has full names ) .. you get your butt in here now and tidy your room.
but mum .... I was talking to charlie and chip ... aww okay mum
And then comes the final nail in the coffin when all she wanted was for you to run to the market and get her some sugar.. and you as a child asked.. “can’t you get it yourself?”
That’s when you knew it was over
🤣
As an aspiring writer this is something I do constantly.
I believe in you.
Have a peer edit your writing. Alternatively, if you happen to have a parent that's an English Major (like my mom), you can ask them to edit. She used to preface her edits to me with, "I hope you still love me after this."
There would be so many red marks. ;~; But I came out on the other side.
My mom is not an English major, but she reads my stuff. I have this nasty habit with both my drawing and writing where I criticize it far too harshly. Funny enough, stories I've written years ago seem better than what I'm trying to write currently. I want to try taking a creative writing course or something to improve.
You absolutely should, if you can! c:
Easier said than done, but try not to put too much pressure on yourself to write something "perfect". Imagine the inspiration you'll get from creating stories in Palia.
Definitely, I have a mideval story I've set to the side for a while I could try writing again, XD
Palia would be a perfect way to visualize things
It would. I'm excited to see what people do.
When is open beta coming? I NEED THIS GAME!!!
Please 😀
They recently announced the closed alpha to be sometime around the first half of 2022. See #❓│old-team-answers-alpha for more details.
Ugh 2022? So no official release for a long time then
Open beta won’t be for a while yet. We are still 2 years 7 months at most away from release
To clarify Xrystal's comment, the dev team stated three months ago that they were "a lot closer than three years to releasing this game." This does not necessarily mean exactly two years and seven months from now.
The same dev also refined it a few days ago as less than 2 years and 7 months. Link: #💬│palia-discussions message
🍪
Huzzah and hello!

Bye
for now, off to watch telly with the son.
Hello all!
helllooo
Hey hey!
Updated my records. I will emphasize though that I would not necessarily take that a "meat and potatoes" type of response. More of a teasing "Soon TM" one. I think its more important to see where the game stands at present by seeing the content releases in #🌠│official-art, #❓│old-team-answers-alpha, the official blog, and social media posts to get a better idea of when we can expect certain release phases of the game.
I guess I just don't like to emphasize vague responses as I feel it can leave potential new players discouraged in the long term, I much rather emphasize the current state of the game to set a realistic and exciting tone what what we can look forward to now in Palia.
That being said, I always thank you for being on top of the most recent dev posts Xrystal.
I also approve of setting realistic tones, sadly not everyone can handle realistic, so I just go with <3 to appear friendlier
Also hi!
Indeed, I myself am trying to get into the video game industry in general in areas related to marketing and community relations. I am also a Blizzard Forum MVP, and I have learned that providing information that can be appreciated now is far more important.
Yeah I agree, but I also know if I ask “when?” And the answer is “currently it’s here” I would get pissed cause my question wasn’t answered, just dodged, you know?
Even if the answer is “sometime in the next 50 years”, “soontm” or “TBD” at least it’s an answer. Is what I meant
Don't see how saying the exact quote from a developer is considered unrealistic. But that might just be me 
What I’m saying is it’s safer to just quote a dev answer than give any other answer that may be biased or telephoned
Yep, which is why its okay to point out what facts we do know, but just emphasize what is more of a "Soon TM" response over that of a official announcement. Thats the world of community management in video games.
I’m sticking with <3 because <2.5 doesn’t have the same ring to it
Chat is alive again!
Sandre! Welcome back
HELLO
Or, if you're like me, you keep your expectations real low. I'm not anticipating anything until I have a date, and even then.. things can happen. Dates change. So, I just tell myself the game will come out sometime in the next 20 years. 
And thank you
How are you today? Also hi Erin, Anner, Kaede, hope everyone is well
Yeah same xD it’ll come out when it’s ready, and if not, oh well at least I had a good time while waiting
I am doing well, I found my drawing pencil so I'm drawing the washy mayor
Nothing gained while dwelling on things lost - someone (who likely said something similar before I did)
Omg where was it..?
My bag
That's why I don't obsess over every word or bit of information that is shared. Anything up to release may change, that's the nature of development..
That seems very reasonable you seem like a nice guy have we become friends yet?
It was in a pocket in my bag, XD
We have shared laughter, so, yes

I was wrong and not.. mostly wrong.. you don’t draw in your bag but it is a common place..
We don't know how big Sandre's bag is! Maybe they do draw in a bag
This needs an answer now.. are you Newt Scasandre?
Welcome to the life of Sandre, I set stuff somewhere and then forget it exists
I have a bag of holding 🤯
Me too! It’s full of guitars for melee and ukuleles for throwing weapons!
That’s how I play bard btw
Today we learned, Sandre is secretly Newt Scasandre
Mines empty! :D
Also I think I've heard the newt thing, where is that from
Blasphemy, no bag of holding is every empty.. unless it literally leads to space..?
Newt Scamander is from magical beasts and where to find them, and he has a suitcase with a zoo inside it
HA
Like a life sized menagerie
Yeah sure I'm newt scasandre XD
spaaaace, and yes you have to read that in a Tim Curry voice
Waiting for the game is why I'm here socializing =3 Hopefully I have more friends by the time the game arrives 
I can offer you a 🍪 at the very least
🍪
Writing is ok! Not as much as I need for NaNo, but! Rushing would only sour the meal.
So it would, wise words spoken from the poet
Honestly a guitar as a melee weapon sounds dumb but the "DWA-A-A-NG" sound of it hitting someone full force is the best thing
Newt Scasandre, as we’ve now discovered
Thats just the thing.. my guy is a half orc barbarian who has a passion for music, so he tries to play the strings but he’s anything but remotely close to good.. and as soon as that’s pointed out, it turns into a melee weapon
That goes for the party pointing it out as well, prepare for team damage
And the bag of holding contains only guitars and ukuleles of different varieties
The anime FLCL, I've never seen it but if you want pure insanity watch it, it has a girl with a guitar that she whacks people with apparently
Hitting people with a guitar was fun in L4D
Omg yes exactly that sound
Man now I want to make a character that has a guitar weapon, first Star Wars Visions now this chat
I can hear it so clearly 
That one tauntkill in TF2 where the engineer just slams someone's head in with his guitar
Maybe we can thwack pests in palia with a guitar 
Step one: Hit things with the loud stringed instrument
Step two: Profit
@low kernel, just saw your question. At the moment we have a time frame of less than 2 years and 7 months for the game release
I feel like by now "When does the game release?" needs to be an inside tease. Like an inside joke, but not as discouraging.
How are you today? "Good, you?" When does Palia come out? "Ah, not sure?"
“When?” - “heart years”
🔜
It's sleeting where I am.........
Now it's just raining....Does that count as first snowfall?
No. XP
Yeah!
XD
Hello new friend
how many fireworks do you think you could hold at once
Every single one with the power of the mind
No, you're a chair. You're supposed to hold the pile of clothes I won't deal with!
Hello everyone ^^
I would have thought being a chair you would avoid any chance of flames bursting forth. 🤣
lmao even I have a chair for that
Ah .. they are a chair's chair 🤣
Mystic is fireproof
hi guys just got outta school but i have a meeting this evening so i wont be able to talk for long i hope everyone had a good day!
have fun
thanks i will!
Hey all! I've never played an MMO before but literally everything else about this game makes me drool lol so I literally can't wait for it to come out!!
So when does it come out are you today?
Universal chair purpose
I'm Will This Be Free-to-Play? When does it come out for you today?
Thank you, good 2yr 7 month.
I read with with 0 context and thought my brain broke
Sorry Otter xD
Holy shit, i just saw a video about this game i didnt know it
this is looking good
Any info about Alpha/Beta stuff?
Alpha will be sometime at the beginning of next year. Make sure you signed up
My head hurts
Failed high five..
GAMBIT FIX IT PLZ
or more precisely by the first half of next year. Look at the last set of questions in #❓│old-team-answers-alpha at number 9.

I didn’t even see that Otter didn’t say “first half” - I made an ass out of u and me and assumed

Hi guys 
I'm gonna say beginning instead of first half in case there is a Christmas miracle lmao. LET ME DREAM
You can dream just don’t say something that isn’t accurate xD
I wish it was released yesterday
maybe add hopefully at the start of the year 🙂
Well I guess I wont try to be helpful next time
well good point 1 January is a first half of the year 
Oh stop that’s not what anyone is saying and you know it, we got bashed in the past for not quoting exact answers is all 
sorry Otter.. didn't mean to offend you .. 🙊
Neither
will I get in?
Yeah, cuz we're xmas buddies
:D
you're not getting in for celebrating xmass 2 early
Shots fired
Chapaa yeeted*
Right at the inner circle
Hello!
Sorry for the late reply, I'm watching Star wars visions
It's still not there .. sheesh
just blow on it real hard?
Did you not order next day delivery?
Put it in the refrigerator
I filled reclamation... I wait until the end of the week, I won't be without pc for 3 fricking weeks, I have job to do
Or play games set in cool places.
Yes, we're berry helpful
If you quickly move to the states you can sue for discrimination and harassment
You can sue for anything there, it’s like a pastime hobby
But hey, the other guys sent me the correct RAM (finally)
ehhh
No their favorite pastime is baseball
hello
hello new friend!
AW YEAH
Baseball, lawsuits and hamburgers
Hmm.. hamburger
borgers
Borgors in Palia
hello im new just waiting to see if i get an invite to play the game
Fingers crossed!
Welcome! We hope you enjoy your wait 
thanks i hope i enjoy the wait as well lol
It’s a very enjoyable place to wait in
That can take a while. Pre alpha ended some time ago, we are probably getting Alpha tests next year
Feel free to also pick up a role in #📃│server-directory if you fancy a colour other than white!
There’s no date, in less than 3 years
So far all we know is <3 years
oh alrighty
Alpha is by general timeline mentioned to be sometime in the first half of next year
So that should give an idea
We're getting there. Slowly haha
Whoa also said “be optimistic” so I mean, be cautiously and realistically optimistic
Whoa is big trolly troll
this lmao
Busco has good burger recipes, I think it was busco
My favorite answers from the devs are the ones that answers the question without answering the question
Like this one: #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message
Some people build a career around doing that 
.
This is just politics
Isn’t politics just lying?
I dunno. I'm not about to explain the joke either because The Pond Patrol would become displeased
Oh no 👀
🦆 🐢
Don't forget the cookie for Daphne
Hey Pals, happy afternoon or whatever time zone you're in!!
Happy [[timezone]]!
There is also this hilarious response : #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message But what a question 🤣
I mean yes, exactly like that
Answering without answering, or intentionally misinterpreting the question or nitpicking words, it’s hilarious
I wonder if some of the devs from Blizzard here were amongst the ones that helped make the april fools patch notes .. those were funny
I got speaking of patch notes, April fools ones or just insane bug fixes
Like the sims 3 patch notes
oh good god the sims 3 patches were the most esoteric things I've ever seen
It’s one of the few times I’ve laughed until it hurt
Popping in to say hi, hello, and I miss y'all~
I don't know anything about these patch notes y'all are talking about.. for april fool's day?
Some game developers put out funny patch notes for April 1st. Sims 3 just had rather comic patch notes 
If you look up best of Sims 3 patch notes you'll hit a goldmine
ah, ok.. lol...
pancakes clearly .. oh yeah, Berry 🤣
TiL there's apparently a Twitter account dedicated to highlighting strange patch notes and changelogs.. out of context.
"Summon deer decoy" has been renamed to "Summon deercoy". Very important
I love funny patch notes
Raft had a segment for April fools that claimed they added a lot more seagulls and seagulls now fly in attack formation and occasionally dive bomb the player
I just posted a small sample of wow's april fools patch notes for 2020 in #🎮│other-games
waffles
The dev team is definitely the best at answering without answering 🥺
I love them all so much though like they are making a home for us which is just so thoughtful and nice 🥺 and they always bring some light to the world each day ☺️
Hi xrystal!
I want you to know my phone has stopped correcting your name and has FINALLY learned
woohoo
Put the waffle on the pancake!
My kind of man
Also happy timezone friends! Reminder to hydrate, stretch, and grab a snack!
Or the pancake on the waffle, I don't make the rules. I just eat
I’m just gonna.. copy and..
My kind of man

The real question is, how many pancake waffles can we make in Palia
The answer is: all of them
As many as you have storage for the ingredients and the results 🤣
We got Newt Sandremander with the bag with lots of space, our supplies are infinite! 
This game released yet?
You’re about <insert time> too early
Ok let me know when its released.
I thought you said you set an alarm for 3 years, did you lie?
I would never say that.
No I personally said I’d ping you
There we go, that sounds right
Then why you back? Wait for my ping damnit, you don’t trust my pinging skills?!
Frankly I’m insulted dear sir
It’s alright, you have my word still
Is it here yet? No. Is it here yet? No. Is it here yet? No. (I am feeling a bit trollish today... I should get back to work.)
Im just excited. But yea. Ping me.
I’m excited too, I get it, why I offer to ping you 
We stand by our word! Someone asked me for a sammich in game, and you're damn sure I'll live up to that
You’re all good, we’re all a bit derpy from time to time
And for those lurking, let's be clear... Singularity 6 has not made any firm commitments to a release date, but they have given their hopeful timeline for the next testing phase (expected to be closed alpha) in #❓│old-team-answers-alpha.
Don't worry they are still revealing tons of fun content every week!
Interesting content, maybe. Fun means I can play with the content 🙂
I swear Wippit you’ve gotten more grumpy since you got the wife back.. are the withdrawals that bad at home?
patiently waiting for this weeks content
👋 I have arrived.
Whoa! It’s Whoa!
Is the content here yet? No. Is the content here yet? No. Is the content here yet? No.
....yes...
Commander on deck!
yaaay .. Whoa is here .. exciting and fun content indeed 🤣
I’ll repeat myself I do not envy the inner circle, must be like a therapy support group at this point
So what flavor of dressing is everyone having on their salads today? 🥗
Nacho cheese.
Wait wait wait.... content, or content? I'm confused.
😛
I do t eat salads because it’s been scientifically proven that plants have feelings and I’m not about to hurt a plant.. so I’m having fish!
Chapaas hurt plants.
They’re cute so it’s okay for them to
TIL: Berry isn't cute.
Chapaas can do anything they want, they’re the superior species
Are you saying you're not cute Berry ? 🤣
ow!
I’m a human, of course I’m not cute
Humans are awful creatures that have disgusting things as feelings
OF COURSE IM NOT CUTE
but you are Berryfic ?
I’m handsome beyond compare
I'm patiently waiting for the awesomeness that will be this game, so ready for nights of relaxing fishing and stacking objects to the sky (if you can stack objects that is)
:cough: paliachat :cough: Deliliah would like to have a conversation about those plants and how much a chapaa can do with her farm
And humble, very humble, my best skill is how humble I am
I am the BEST at being humble
Chapaas are good fertilizer?
👀
I think you can stack objects as long as they fit in the space they are stacked .. but whether that is just inside your house or includes your whole lot I don't know [S6] EinarHugBestHug — 06/03/2021 It may not be 100% free so you can't place items inside each other but you can clutter surfaces like tables or shelves with little items so long as they all fit.
She knows what business she’s in, chapaa playground farmer
❔ ❓
My warning yous: Chapaas no like outsiders. Don't 'spect a warm welcome.
So, a digital version of Jenga?
If a chapaa wants to use your leg as a scratching post it’s their right
ooh that sounds fun .. pass that idea of yours to the devs that need it 🙂
Can chapaa stack like Goomba?
3 chapaas in a trench coat says yes
You take a chapaa from the bottom and you put it on top....
They will need a fancy Indiana Jones hat
Oh hell yes
Naw I just think it would be fun to buy a bunch of plates/bowls for my house and try and stack them to the ceiling. Stacking things is fun and its just another relaxing thing that would be nice

So apparently drawing stout overweight older men (Kenji) is easier than drawing a young dude who cooks (Reth)
yep my first attempt at him last time was surprisingly easy
Yeaaaaaaaaa I agree
Glad I'm not the only one who has this opinion, XD
By the ways, new video meme in #🎭│palia-memes
Awwww you gave the little fella a cute soundtrack!
howdy
ydwoH
Aye!
i just saw a question about a hunger/thirst bar. god i hope not. they are the worst parts of survival games and they are hard to make feel right.
"corn on the cob is easy to make and easily accessible, therefore you need to eat 100 of them to feel full from an empty stomach" yeah okay dude.
This isn’t a survival game don’t worry, there’s no health or death and eating gives benefits when doing not downfalls when not
This is the dev response to a similar question: #❓│old-team-answers-alpha message
Well, same question really
yeah i didn't think they would put that in just because it's more about home building/adventuring than surviving a harsh environment, but still lol
Cozy life sim ^^
Berry is fast today
Cozy... or else
no health or death is interesting though. i expected there to be more risk when adventuring
No hostile environment or combat at all atm actually
And if they add it later it’s likely to be optional to partake in
whether that will be at release or not is unknown .. still early days yet
There's no stamina drain either .. they tried it and hated it .. so its gone 🤣 [S6] EinarHugBestHug — 06/03/2021 We tried a stamina system and we all hated it, so... we're coming up with something else.
lol
Yeeted
And if anyone out there in lurker land wants to see the dev comments ( at least the ones I found ) regarding combat/action/dungeons etc this link is where I posted them all ( #💬│palia-discussions message )
Thanks Greg
It’s CinnaanniC!
And housing related ones for people that haven't seen these quotes yet .. wow did I really post this 3 months ago .. seems much more recent than that. 🤷♀️ Anyway.. #💬│palia-discussions message
my personal favorite is a raspberry vinaigrette on salad with goat cheese, apple, and orange bits... and some craisins!
Time flies! But yeaaah
Now I am hungry for an old salad I used to get where I worked.
except I'm having trouble with his hands. I want him to be holding a plate/platter and I'm a bit stuck. Going to look up ref pics.
Ref pics are amazing, hands are horrible and fun to draw at the same time, XD
I agree!!!!
Well, a salad that is no longer on the menu... A topic for another time in #🍜│food-and-noms
I figured ^^ just being a tease
In less than 3 years, alpha is a scheduled sometime in the first half of 2022
No official release date as of yet
I mean think of it this way, the Games foundations are Community and Cozy vibes. Having alot of stress while adventuring and having to fight stuff takes away from the cozy aspect of it. So in my personal opinion I think creating an MMO that is so DRASTICALLY different than every other one on the Market is amazing. There isn't combat of pvp (and if there is pvp its more in the line of fishing contests or the like) And you get to focus on exploring, building a community, learning the lore of the world, and building a home within the world of Palia. And I think that is a beautiful and magical thing
and fingers are crossed I'll get into the alpha testing!!!
Ok, I'm back, now!
Welcome back my dear Gambit
I think the beauty and wonderfulness of what S6 is making here will far outshine everything that has come before it. They are creating someplace that we can feel at home in so many way that matter. They all very much care about the game they are creating, and breaking the molds and standards in SO many ways to give us something new. They are breathing new life into a genre that for so many years has been the same. I can not wait to see the end product and what they come up with by the time it is released. But honestly everything so far has been beyond my wildest dreams and everything I have ever wanted in a game and SO much more.
And we have only seen the very beginning, the tip of the iceberg. There is so much more to come and it is just so exciting to see the game grow along the way 🥺 Like I can not wait to look back through and be like look at the way the characters grew and developed from this little player card to this npc we know and love. Or the way the world as whole gets shown to us in pieces that are just ideas now but later will be explorable and its just so incredible to see it be created and the fact that they share all of that with us is amazing 🥺
I am apparently very sappy about Palia today >.> I shall stop xD so sorry - saw the comment and had apparently lots of thoughts xD
I agree 100% with all of what you said... this is why I'm so excited to play this game!!
I appreciate your thoughts 🙂
Yeah, me cant wait for Palia to come out
Tomorrow is 5 months of Palia being announced and I am definitely in my feels today about that
It feels a bit like Free Realms on steroids to me, if you knew the game u understand 
awe 🙂 well I can see that!!
I have been here from day one super early on and just I love this game, the community, and the dev team eternally
yeah i don't like pvp and wouldn't ever ask for it. i simply meant i thought there were going to be monsters and other enemies out in the wilds when adventuring away from town. i don't think it would take away from the cozy vibes at all.
me too 🙂 I found out about it almost immediately when it was announced. It's been so fun watching our community share and grow!
like i joined when all we had was an ask the team, palia chat, and introduce yourself... thats all this discord had and its grown so much since day one
there will be hunting, from what I understand.
i've read that too
hunting is a thing! I can't wait for them to show more on all the different skills in general but hunting is pretty awesome!
I'm excited to try hunting 🙂 and fishing, too, but especially hunting. And designing my own home!!
Wanna know what else is crazy? The initial trailer on twitter has 1 million views which is so cool
Xrystal you coming to be sappy with me
It's early days .. it's possible that later down the line as the story evolves there might be a need for that optional danger element for those that want to brave the adventure areas with that level of requirement. But that could be months or even years after release depending on how quickly the story jumps from event to event ( chapter to chapter ) etc.
Gah I am so excited about the story evolving and continuing as we play 🥺
And, as they have said .. some items they are considering may get decided on via a survey from us .. so that they get as much player input as they can even after release. Costanius — 06/04/2021 @[S6] BuscoBear Will there be oceans, islands, ships and sea travel? [S6] BuscoBear — 06/04/2021 If I get my way, yes! But the community helps prioritize new features as much as anyone. Fill out surveys when you get them!
yeah they super care about your feedback and suggestions for the game guys its so wonderful 🥺 like they all care SO MUCH about this community and how we feel about their labor of love its so heartwarming to see
right... already I've got the warm fuzzies 🙂
Isn’t it on Thursday? Since it was announced on a Thursday?
No?
5 calendar months 3rd to 3rd .
Alright, got it
It was announced June 3rd >.>
I’m counting complete weeks
Today is the second... so tomorrow is the third >.>
Actually excited for a game again.
oh what xrystal said yeah
I literally ONLY know the date because its 2 days before my birthday >.>
oooh!!! that makes it extra special!!
I just count complete weeks so it’s easy to count exact days, getting ready for day 200 you know
Is there info on release and such?
IT DOES! The devs are so great some of them told me happy bday when I said something in chat and the whole community was so nice that whole day 🥺 And then I became queen like idk ... a week or two later? it was pretty early on
no there is not, we only know less than three years
Wait- it is?!
YES GAMBIT look at how far we have come friend
no dates for release, no dates for alphas. nothing. if there is anything, it'll be easy to spot. announcements. trailers. all that good stuff.
Day 200 falls on December 20th btw
If I didn’t miscount
per google yes
Google backing up my week count then I’m good to go!
Time should keep flying, then
I will probably be sappy more tomorrow guys like i just love it here
What do you think we should do for day 200?
I feel like we should plan a party...
WAIT what about Dec 3 being 6 months????
We should plan things...
hmmm maybe we celebrate 6 months then? thats easier and sooner? and between holidays?
I can put together a trivia night >.> for the whole community? that could be fun!
CHRISTMAAS
We could do jackbox, and gartic phone, and I could work on trivia thats all Palia related, we can watch the trailer and be excited together... and just all hang out and talk all things palia for the whole day???
OHMG WHAT IF
Some numbers for you 🙂 ```Discord Numbers
2 October - 104,706
28 October - 108,171
2 November - 108,511 ( 340 new members since 28th ) (3,805 since 2nd)
average of 68 per day since 28th October
average of 122 per day since 2nd October```
Whoop whoop! Statistics bot!
I do like jeapordy, and lots of trivia type game shows? Family feud and stuff like that? And we could like ask qeustions based on all the info we have so far???
I wanna do this...
would anyone want to do this??? or is this a totally bad idea and no one would want to??
I talk about Palia every day any way 🙂 no need for a special celebration .. and most of the games you mention I have never heard of 🤣
Ah yes, gartic phone...
Me and a couple of us from here have done a couple games including Gartic phone, it’s always good fun
I’m almost always down for game nights but I can’t say to far in advance if I’m available or not
I shall work on it >.>
I just enjoy the additional hype when we reach a milestone 🙂 
I has plans >.>
I like The Price is Right, mainly because its a show where the goal is to make everyone (including the viewer) be happy. Its a lot of the same reason why I am attracted to games like Palia.
Can we bid on ceramic chapaas?
Ooooo chapaa decorations
Long time; we've done 18 weeks of art challenges together.
I would love to do this >.> I will get to work on ideas and figure out what we can do >.>
You
Dinner is done I have to run and watch a movie will back later >.>
if you have ideas on a 6month celebration DM ME PLEASE
Enjoy the movie!
I think for a 6 month celebration we should all act like we don't know each other and don't know how we got here
✨🎃Hope everyone had a Wonderful Halloween!🎃✨
(And Celtic New Year, and Day of the Dead, and a happy start to Lord of the Rings Month!🍂)
This month is lord of the rings month?
I'm not against it, but when did that become a thing?
I cant wait that much

Hi Karsa! Good to have you back
How are you doing?
hiii
Hi! Hi! I’m good! Kit keeps me busy so I mostly lurk these days, haha! How have you been?
Being quite busy with college but otherwise doing good.
I don’t think it’s very official, but Lord of the Rings always becomes a hot topic around this time of year and my wife and I celebrate thanksgiving by feasting all day to the 11 hour extended edition, haha!
Thank you thank you~ we think so too!
Omg karsa! Dear! 
Hi Lord Berry! ✨
Hello! Happy late Halloween to you!
Happy late Halloween to you too! I hope you had a wonderful time!!
Always! It’s my default setting!
Glorious!
I’m gonna ask, the gee ol’ generic social construct question..
So, how’s the family? @green kraken
Happy Halloween!
Well, it might not be quite that long .. it was 'much less than 3 years' back in June and the same dev said 'less than 2 years 7 months' the other day. So, time is going by. Slow for some and fast for others.
The family is wonderful!
Kit chooses violence and goes to war for every. single. nap.
But Fox and I have heavily gotten into baking! I’m working on Sugar cookies with royal icing decoration and she’s mastering cake pops!!
♥️✨
Oooooooo that sounds lovely! You know.. besides the.. yeah, but that’s self inflicted so no sympathy ^^
Only well wishes
Haha, yeah, thanks!
I have some other games to attend to so its nice, but still, this mmo sounds like what i’ve been waiting for for years.
yeah it looks like it works for many of us
I also recommend caramel flan oat cookies, my mothers recipe is beyond amazing
😮
I just noticed that the Server Icon now has animated rain 😮
oops >< yeah I'm super late to the party lol
Awwe I love little subtle changes like that!
Palia is always finding ways to make us smile!
ye
I am positively giddy at the thought of my character cozied up on the couch watching it rain outside in Palia 😮
hopefully we'll be able to see through windows in real time like that
I have word from the artist who made it.. they’ll make the icon snow for Christmas 👀
When he mentioned it, I did that face yes, it’s such a cute idea
That is awesoem!
rofl .. that is how I am like when we have a few inches of settled snow for 5 minutes 🤣
Not a good day to be in my other game community right now... so glad to be able to come here and hug a chapaa whenever I need to. 
I always like checking up on this server whenever I ain't feeling too good
Bye all, see you later, logging off, enjoy your hatting Palia peeps.
oops chatting, ink ran out again.
@rotund flint , hi, If you look at the last lot of #❓│old-team-answers-alpha question 9 was answered to say by the first half of next year we will have alpha. It will be a small portion of the signed up list, but more than there were for Pre-Alpha ( 1.4k). Beta will likely be later on down the line, too early to have a time frame for that at the moment. - Link: #❓│old-team-answers-alpha message
le sigh .. even when I try to help it goes pear shaped
whatcha mean?
MaskDev posted in here as if he was talking to someone about a character in another game. So I let him know he might have had the wrong channel and all he did was say sorry several times and delete his post and then quit the server it seems.
I think it will be okay!
I don't know .. if they quit the server over it .. isn't a good sign 😦
Do you wanna dm me and chat more about it?
I don't think you should feel bad about trying to help people? or letting them know they are in the wrong channel if they go off topic that much?
ah .. looks like they left before due to a discord clear out .. so maybe they will be back again later.
Just remember that while members of the community like you, Brittany and I are all very passionate about the game. Don't stress too much about trying to keep things "tidy". People are going to be making mistakes when it comes to posting content in different channels. As I see it, as long as they are not deliberately attempting to troll the community, I personally just let it be. (And if a user is trying to sabotage or troll, then I rather ping the mods,)
It's ok @remote latch You're just trying to help him. It always happen to me so please don't feel sad 
On a side note, it could be worse... our community could be on a message board platform...
Oh .. darn it .. now I feel worse .. he was kinda talking about about Palia .. a Palia dev ..
Well... its "go home" time... be back on the server in about an hour.
As a bot, you should know better than anyone that machine learning isn't a perfect science (yet!) You always go in with the intention of being helpful, even when you make a mistake, and that intention is what matters. The fact that you feel bad at all is a sign that you're a good person who cares a lot about others. 💙
Thanks Sim 🙂 Just a minor hiccough in my programming 🤣

boop
heyo!
hey xrystal 

Huzzah!

