#💬│palia-discussions
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i see myself in the mirror
Yeah but people who are crazy stupid can also talk to themselves. Source: me
Boring, go become a vampire
This is not going to get enough credit so I'm drawing extra attention to it
Ah, so it was illicit things she was testing you for...
Yeah I took tests for mental disorders they found out I’m just way to smart
or acid
^
Or batteries
DAM I enabled... nope totally have never had anything to do with acid nope.
Battery acid?
bath salts
way *too smart. c:
The way to smarts is too
Acid is corrosive. And I have sensitive skin. Don't mess with it.
i think society can make a zombie apocalypse with bath salts the world just need a group of people dedicated enough
Almost 10 am time to go throw car batteries into the ocean
I think we proved people are dedicatedly stupid during Covid so there’s a chance
YAY I GET TO FISH ACID PUFFERS :3
i made covid
I was waiting for this reminder. Thx
Username....still checks out yep
I mean the internet isn’t real, it’s just a trend
i am real
The moon isnt real
You’re just computer generated people to entertain me since the world revolves around me
No u digital
The moon is cheese :v
Yep! Agreed
i am mr robot
I'm not real
I thought the moon was fake
Mr Robot! Elliot~
The cake is a lie :v
No that’s the moonlanding
Ima cinnatoast bot
The moon isnt fake. Its just not real
Ohh, I always get those mixed up
It’s alright I got you friendly generated text
Cinnabot toast
am i able to grief people and steal in palia
Spam?
<@&830144903652311090>
Don't trust it
Never click links
Do not click that link you guys.
@celest maple i am villain do not send a link to me
Im gonna click it
Don't touch em
RIP nish
Nish nooooooooo
Beep bo bee bo the sirens are ringing
dlscocrdapp
Discocrd, typo.. in the link.. come on
free nitro😱🧟♂️
I guess you enjoyed getting doxxed on ebay huh
Anddd there goes the alarm ringing in my head
Natural selection take it away
<@&830144903652311090> replying to the message so mods see since chat is moving fast. also in other channels too!
That wasnt even my fault
Hey hey
Hi elliot
Elliot, speak and thou appears
@glossy tundra are you mr robot
Ooo another
UGH NO
? a robot?
<@&830144903652311090>
villain
I blame @celest maple
no no no no no no no
<@&830144903652311090> please, stay a while and listen
is there another
oof
Villain we need to talk
anotha one
Save us Kiko!
Oh dear no
This is getting out of hand villain
not good
You see if I were a mod then they would be gone 😔 #modnish2021
why is it out of hand and not out of foot
Chapaas are pretty damn good
Thank you kiko!
Out of nose.. eyes.. ears
if villain was the server owner the links wouldnt be deleted
rocks
Mountains
Oof
boulders
if villain was battery acid tho
mood
If I was a moderator everyone would be muted when I go to sleep so I don’t miss anything
what is a chapaa
Hallo!
Anyways, as I was saying, it's so nice to swing by here and talk about Palia
Big rock
A chuu
Just missed the link in introductions! Wander what it was x3
what is a chuu
Bless chuu
bless you
The racoon dog lookin guy 
Bless youuu
mood
Hi, Dad!
chuu bacca

I haven’t a clue what anything is named other than the chat shout outs helping here and there
it is 2am i do not exist bye
Bye bye
is there a release date
< 3 years
tomorrow
Much <3 years
< 3 years
less than 3 years
and for the pre release
No info
in 2 hours
few months and Alpha maybe

You trolls
o
Alrighty that’s me out for the day! Have a good one!
bye
bye
byeee berry see ya later pal 
what happens if i ping the moderators
pls don't confuse people who have actual questions by giving them joke answers, we don't want people to turn away from chat because they are confused/feel left out by jokes
dont do it
don't pls
you get in trouble if it isn't for a good reason
What is this, some kind of palia-chat inside joke?
i dont plan to ping the moderators
what do ya mean
That was directed at Berry but they had already fled the scene.
ahhhh okay
Was their a crime
🐔
looks at villain
🐔 🔪
why cant i put eggplant emoji
yea, you using their instead of there.
Cuz you don't exist at 2 am
i know australia doesnt exist
FOR SHAME
Villain, you're a riot
no i am villain

Am i villain?
No, you're Nish.
no i am villain
Ok just checking
So glad you're here
am i nish
no youre villain
im villain
Are you tho?
You could be Nish, though. Y'all do embrace that chaotic nature. Maybe you're related.
Did your mom name you that
i am michael jordan
No, you're villain.
When I'm actually considering not looking at Palia chat for a few hours...
Which one
I feel like im chaotic neutral and villain is chaotic evil
michael jordan baller
"Neutral"... hmmm.. I'll have to think about that. You did pick on me quite a lot.
🧠 💨
Did you deserve it tho
dont do it youll be truly confused
nis....did someone steal your h
gifs dont work and i cant use eggplant emojis
I lost it also in the war
Personally, I don't think so. But it's okay.
Dang. The price was too high
Oh look, it's me, but every day
Huh. guess you right about the eggplants...
Yeah, I tried it, too, Alannah.
I saw it appear and disappear lol
i wanted to express my affection for eggplants but the world doesnt want me to succeed
No aubergines!
Owo
My life flashed before my eyes
Hmm eggos
That's the only sticker I have close to an eggplant. ;~; I tried.
bye im sleep goodbye from australia
🥒
Zucchinis
You sleep well, Villain.
HAH
bye nish
Byeee
gn villain
Baiiiii
And so the chat dies down slowly.. oh wait no it'll be set on fire again. And I'll come back to 100+ messages later on

yep

SHREEEWWWWW HIIIII HOW ARE YA?? 
Its lunch time 
Loki over here making sure she don't miss anyone else XD
hallo shrew
I've been around just didnt have much to say without it beind NDA
Greetings Pal! 
TELL US ABOUT THE GAME!
'... It's a game. You can do different stuff. It's pretty.'
Game: "I enjoyed it, I think the Pals here will too. I think they will enjoy the NPCs and other players Pals."
'Never a dull moment in Palia.'
I think most people will enjoy going on adventures with their fellow Pals.
But you can play alone if you so wish. But you are invited to the community events if you want to hang out.
Im more excited for palia than I am tes6
Judging upon the type of Pals Palia is attracting. I see it going well in the niche it is promoting
why da switch?
Nish plays cod confirmed.
Nis good at fishing Cod?
I used to be on an actual trickshot team in mw2 and bl2 i was a ledut cod gamer
I would take online surveys to get 48hr xbox live gold trial codes
what a terrible day, kill me please
Okay!
what happened?
May I polish you with a hug?
COD:MW was my first real fps and I only got it to play with my boyfriend. Then I got Cold War just for zombie outbreak ngl.
Good morning Palia and happy timezone everyone! 😄
me and my coworker decided to tell our boss he recetly started acting like a dick
long story short he understood that as a personal attack
he won't punish us in any way but this dude just threw out 3 years of semi-friendship out of the window due to being corp shark
ehhhh
Whistleblower to HR?
ahhhh i understand ya that is a horrible thing ta do why dont u report him?
no, it wasn't HR-related at all
ohhhh okay
im gonna pop over to #🎮│other-games and see if anyone would like to join me in playing games >.>
hell no, that's no one's business
Depends on how it went. "Hey boss, we respect you, but to be honest, you've been acting like a real dick lately. We know you are under a lot of stress, so is there anything we can do to help? We can have a guys night in with some whiskey and you can blow off some steam..."
.... you whistleblower to HR if your boss continues
well it was something like this.
I have spent £40 on a game for cosmetics
nah, this is not how our company works. HR won't give a shit. And we would get fired. But we know a higher-up who would act so no worries
ffs I can't wait to change this stupid-ass job sometimes. We are just trying to have a nice place to work, but people try to be assholes.
I hate outsourcing more and more.
ah okay i thought it was like 'abuse' related like he made yall work ridiculous hours and started harrassing or something my bad
ayyy it's loki
What management doesn't understand is if you don't raise wages, sure, you can find SOMEONE to take the job for less pay. BUT then you'll have to hire 2 or 3 of em to do the same stuff the 1 guy you fired/made quit/drove away for wanting a 2$ pay raise was willing to do...
sup elliot
how are ya?
I'm doing good, how are you?
im doing pretty good and thats good!
plays dead
^Is dead
Nah you just pretending
I got your elderberries but what you gonna give in return? I’d like my own Golem butler
I'm a seductress, not a miracle worker :v
lol
hlooo
Yea, you like that fishy ectoplasm squirting all overrrrrr and I'm done...
NOOO
GOTTA KEEP IT PG FOR DA KIDS
BONK, go to h*rny jail
They're back at it again
Oh noes, whatever shall I do? I've been sent to jail with other like minded people 😳
just got back to the chat
0-0
some things never change 
Haha, I’m not in there though so I’m not of the same mind as you 😎
Hey, I keep things interesting :v
sighs
that is definitely true
I hope servers will be big enough to fit all my pals.
I like my pals like I like my shrimp, packed in a can, portable
OI, it's a little CRAMPED in here :v
T-T me too itd be cool if you could see people doing there own thing as you traveled so itd seem really busy and not empty like some servers ive seen
We at the establishment call it comfy or snuggly
Yeah that's big part of making world fell alive
Why do I feel like I've just been strong-armed into a cult...
Just don't ask what the brine is made out of
You ... might be? 
Its like pokemon but with friends. Pokéfriends pokemon was lonely only one per ball, not a good analogy, shrimp it is
Pocket Friends ™️ Never be alone again!
I know what you did last summer
HUSH no one needs to know what we did behind the bank in plain view of a security camera...
Hello Brittany
not me spending the last 15 minutes typing up every character i have in genshin, their levels and if i like them or not xD
Hi hi arcane! how are you?
Tired, but good
How are you?
(If I'm gonna move up in ranks to be Princess of the Queendom, I must make nice with the Queen...)
Uh... HI mom! We missed you ❤️
ERR I mean, Your Majesty, the Queendom rejoices at your return. We have prepared a banquet in your honour...
Hey @hidden lynx my Queen how do you liked community events in pre-Alpha (I think you can answer because it's not part of the game so maybe?) Did it work out for you? If can't answer just
me.
Don't worry boys, the engineer is engi-here
A purple hand reaches up from under the table, feeling around before managing to snag a fistful of cookies. The hand retreats, for now.
like ones that we organized and ran ourselves for the fun of it? Is that what you mean?
yes my Queen
Selvia, have more 🍪s!!
Ahh finally home
I am good! in #🎮│other-games talking about genshin hahah and getting ready to try and play more catch up and get through as many quests as I can today!
Hello Gambit, will you become my pocket wizard? (Pocket Wizard is a registered trademark of Pocket Friends ™️)
ummmm let me ask >.> idk what I can say and if I CAN I will answer but if not i shall shhhhh
What am I being paid?
can a trademark have a trademark, I don't know I'm not a lawyer!
OI I get a cut of the royalties, I came up with the name :v
into the shrimp box both of you, you get room and board!
If you have doubts then don't answer pls. I don't want to get you in troubles.
Nah, I won't join the party, but I will help out anyway somehow
I’ll get in the shrimp box
I may not get a response right away but I would rather answer that I cant answer than just not know >.>
For science

Good think I ain't getting in. Guido will taint the whole lot...
Taint, heh
Yes, that... that was the joke...
which reminds me of a page I found recently from the FDA
about?
inappropriate
ah
Fine, then I'll say something inappropriate to make up for it :v
Guido
Could you be less specific and say you enjoyed any events you personally created without detailed info ?
My boyfriend refuses to eat shrimp because one time he got shrimp at a restaurant and they, and I quote, 'forgot to take out the sht tubes' and so he refuses to touch them ever again :v
That is a thing with shrimp, gotta clean them properly
Smh 😔
You guys... clean the shrimp?
Guys I love your humour but pls stop typing semi lewed stuff here.
yes you have to!
Nothing lewd about taking the poop out of shrimp before eating them....


I know but pls maybe somewhere else? I just want to keep this place cool for everyone that's all.
Palians need to know how to properly prepare shrimp :v smh...
Keep it in your pantry
Then go to #🍜│food-and-noms
I've never prepared shrimp
But it's Palian related. Cooking in the game will involve the gathering and preparation of ingredients. We are unsure as to how deep the crafting process will be, so we need to cover all bases :v
Smh I haven’t even been to first base
This is beyond doubling down, this is trippling down
Probably! I think If I am allowed to say what I did organize I would rather do that so you all have an idea of some of my plans long term for QoL ❤️
ok if you fell that way then fell free but remember what I said earlier that's all.
I'm not getting mad. I'm just a master of attempting to weasel out of situations XD I get it.
Alannah you have something in common with a sociopath lmao
I AM a sociopath. You haven't gathered that by now?
I have ._.
Like Little My from the moomins said when the clouds obscured the solar eclipse: We can't see that the sun cannot be seen.
Because when you look at the sun it blinds you
What?
Which is really unfair, since the sun is so shiny

Looks out at water and sees a fin. "Oh, it must be a dolphin!" Jumps in and gets nommed by a shark.
tbh there is bigger chance to get nommed by wild dolphin than wild shark.
sharks are relatively peaceful creatures
still wouldnt go swimming in shark infested waters
dolphins nom on people?
Oh wait, there's no death in Palia....
Gets nibbled by the shark. "STAHP it tickles such a playful cute shark. Have some feesh!"
So do I but people complain when I do it, smh, why can’t I be treated like a dolphin
like all wild animals they are dangerous if you scare them or make them mad.
Don't mess with the Orcas...
Ye Sauron is gonna beat you up
Don't mess with vending machines. They'll kill you if you anger em
What makes a dolphin mad?
I must know before one of them noms on me!
mmmm .. is that a challenge? How about aaaa..... SLOTH?!
Sloths are the purest things on earth
You would be surprised but yes those claws are not only for climbing
The opposite of ghost fish :>
hey all! new to knowing about the game and anything about it lol
anyone get a chance to play the prealpha?\
hi Life! its nice too meetcha! 
Welcome!
from here? yes
Hey life, why have you taken away all my friends and why do I not have a gf yet smh 😔
As a sloth slowly rakes it's claws against my flesh. "Oh NOES however shall I escape?!" Literally takes a step back. "Whew, almost died"
I’m joking, GUIDO IS NiCE
LMAO
That's Guido for you 
Did you enjoy it ? did they say anything about other pre alphas?

Hugs don’t fix bullet holes okay
Not me
but some folks here said they liked it you can know them because they have pre-alpha role.
Don't worry Guido, you nice
Thanks talking mushroom
stares at gun in hand HOW DID THIS GET HERE?!
You a pumpkin
Pumpkins are nice
0-0
sneaks away quickly
it's all your wild magics!
I’m a tasty friendly pumpkin man
Guns are dangerous, besides.. I don't trust them
||now feed me your soul||
Remember kids, guns don't kill people, PEOPLE kill people :v
||me a mushroom
me don't have one||
The people hold the guns though feesh
Spiritfarer taught me otherwise 😔

Damn a real mushroom in this chat
Guns are just an instrument thru which death is facilitated. It is still the human who pulls the trigger :v
Cutest talking mushroom in Palia
Alpha will be a few months yet but 
Mushrooms can Talk? 
Can't have a game with wilderness without having a mushroom in it!
This one can
Why we are talking about guns here? I'm 100% sure it's not Palia sutff.
MAGIC MUSHROOMS
Depends how many you ate first
nom?

Everyone gangsta until Einar pulls out a glock.
I wish I didn’t misread that
No no, It's totally Palia related. IF we had guns, we need to teach about them. And as far as mushrooms, I'm sure we can gather some... hehehe

no...

you mean "rock" 
Berry is back!
Perhaps.
Time to whip out the pickaxe
Pickaxes can do some damage :v
Just like when Einar whips out his rod… his fishing rod 
I feel like this gets brought up once a while, I've seen it come up several times. The chat gets off topic every once a while, its how it is for the de-facto general chat, topics shift back to Palia when there is Palia to talk about.
⛏️
Aye, welcome back Berry!
@bright forge and @remote latch I can't say what we organized but everyone enjoyed them 😄
Hi Gambit ^^
@remote latch love da new name!
Yeah this is true, there’s several topics that people want over with quicker than others though I’ll say that much
I agree. I have also closed the chat more than once when I've felt the off-topic is going on too long and not worth reading through
Mushroom you’re autumny enough
Again, switching channels is tedious :v
You are forgibed
I’m stuck here
As long as the topic always comes back to Palia, there's really no harm
I'm perfectly happy with the status quo
There isn’t, but some topic shouldn’t be had xD
Curse of binding...
You just like me stirring up trouble :v
🍿
I try to bring Palia sometimes but
or it goes wild in like 1 minute.
SHARE D:<
There are mushrooms in Palia... right?
yes 100%
can we eat the mushrooms?
its a riot if not
Maybe don't eat any random mushroom you find
we see fried mushrooms as most popular pre-alpha food I think?
Everything is edible
See, NDA stands for non-disclosure agreement. But it can also stand for no discussions allowed. So how to talk about Palia if we can't talk about Palia 🤔
Even me?
Yes, technically
I don't taste good
good morning once again pals
How many types of mushrooms are there?
Mornin'! How are you feeling?
Don't think we can say that
you are not under NDA curse you need to sign up some paper before that

awww, okie...
not great. i'll survive
But I hope you packed mushroom!
(And I don't know)
All I meant was, there’s a place for everything; nsfw, politics, beliefs/views, trends on social media, are all fine topics..
just not here xD know what I mean?
Packed? I can bring stuff into game?
are there mushroom looking creatures in the game
No. I'm just making a pun. Just have tons of space open... Ach
I got the joke Gambit, don’t worry, there there
SIGH Tells me to be myself then tells me no. The struggle is real...
csr!
be yourself without being yourself!
I’m myself, just not all of myself
You can be yourself but beware of pond patrol
csr.. you exist!
hey cinna
I leave some things at the door, as all humans should 
I'm sorry I didn't get it 3:
Pond Patrol can choke on those fishing citations they keep tryna give me...
there was some villain about earlier, I thought maybe it was you
Have you met villain?
I'm gonna bring a small part of myself, that'll do!
nope
I seeeeee
I'm gonna be the self I can't be in real life in game instead. A master of all skills :3

they should make a channel thats for pre alpha testers so they can talk about this type of stuff
If they skill limit me I'm gonna be very unhappy :v
but they have to have the role of pre alpha
I’m just gonna be myself, the master of all things non emotion related 
There is
(you can't see it tho)
is it nda if i tell people there's gameplay in Palia
I think testers have a whole discord channel?
You can say anything you want, you didn’t sign anything 
well hell there went that idea i thought i cam up with sometin new T-T
There were/is those channels
Loki, do you not want us here ;_;
You are great anyway 
Issa joke BTW. I know that's not what you meant
Only if you bring us cinnamon toast daily
Technically even if I did sign something, it would have been electronically, and technically there's no way of proving that it was me who signed it.
no its just cause i can see how painful it is for you guys to not be able to talk about this stuff so i thought it would make it easier if you guys had yall own channel and dont worry i know
Don't cry! Witches don't cry! They brew potions and then they become happy! Be a happy witch, Loki! 
Trust me that’s not a debate you wanna get into
Eww don't start spouting legalese
Hey yo, I heard y'all like cookies. So I brought you a 🍪
I realize that I'm accountable. The whole electronic signatures thing is just a confusing grey area with business and stuff.
That’s probably why most of them just stay silent or use their own channels. A lot of people don’t come around here much anymore after they got in as testers and I don’t blame them for multiple reasons
Don't give me cookies, TAKE THEM
It’s not just electronically, just a bundle of squiggly lines called a “signature” isn’t a reliable source of ID either but that’s still used
i wanna be a tester.
a tester of cinna's patience muahahaha
i understand ya
take a penny leave a Penny thank you come again
🍪 
I’m just happy I get to see my friends from before the waves now and then ^^
I do what I want! I'm Lord Mushroom!
I'm so happy that some folks stayed here
same i really love you people yall make my day and make me laugh when i have had a bad day
🔏 what is the point of this emote someone please help
From before the waves sounds like some kind of pre-apocolyptic tsunami event. The world was a good place... but then.. the waves
I like your mushroom hat in the profile pic
If palia has potatoes... (yes this was made public in the infograph in #🐦│social-feed )
I feel like it needs a potato cannon.. 
I mean I lost a lot of friends during the “library chat mode” silence
Only if the cannon has a cool funny name
Yeah, making new friends here is very nice. Yall are so wholesome!
Yeah.. I plan on disappearing for a bit for the next invite wave
The termatator
well you made a lot of new ones friends
I meant the people that got in as testers vanished xD so like 200 of the most active people just ditched and the silence was awful
Thanks :3 I like your status!
But now there's new people!
and old people!
So many friends! ^^ new and old
That ones I love too.
:D
Yeah, the pre-alpha blackhole is one mean thing.
I try to come back regularly
I'm pretty sure we're still trying to find some.
I mean I would’ve likely done the same thing, I don’t blame anyone, I’m just happy when I see faces from the early weeks ^^
Once the game will be released - everyone will come back, I think?
It's a bully 👀
We hope
I'm here the whole time( almost)
It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
I mean pretty much xD you were there! 
tbh if i was a tester i wouldnt trust myself not to just blurt things out
so i'd prob leave too
That's because you're a booli
It was like Thanos snap
Yeah that’s what I mean, it has to be tough
I trust myself, I just never was consistently active here
I don't trust you, and you've told me I shouldn't 
No one here should trust me, I’m an awfully selfish individual
Being a tester adds a whole other level of anxiety. However it would basically amount to 'you watch a show ahead of your friends and have to shut up so you don't spoil PLOT BENDING events in the show'
You can trust me to keep secrets. You can't trust that you'll be safe around me
which channel is the right one to go to sit and cry because this game is not out?
All of them?
I mean, you did have wonderful pocket lint pills that helped me feel safe and subdued my headache
lol
I trust you because you're a berry and I'm a mushroom, we're neighbors and there's chapaa sanctuary that we both worry about
this one, you can join all of us crying inwardly because it isn't out yet .. 
Let us all CRY!
But only inwardly.. there’s this sociopath called Berry who doesn’t approve of emotions in here skulking about

I trust no one because X-Files told me not to

;•;
i trust my cat
I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't she'd a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me 🎶 ....no?
Same
DARLING DARLING STAAAND, BY MEEE in Palia
I had a nightmare about spilling NDA before

I don't trust your cat
Oh no what did you spill in the nightmare?
Berry!
It was worth a try!!
well, good to have people to commiserate with, you all are brilliant, cheers!
It was a fact about an NPC
So my mother tells me! Nice to see you 
maybe we can stand by each other ... at the entrances of Kilima ( https://gfycat.com/wellwornscarcegoa-singularity-6-playpalia-videogame-gaming-palia )
Oh wait are the people with yellow names and numbers the testers?
i had a nightmare i had so much homework to do that i missed and it was all taken for a grade and my first thought was im never gonna play palia to make up all dis crap i mean everyday was filled to the brim with assignments it was absolutely ridiculous i woke up with tears
The ones with numbers are a clue .. but they will have tester roles
Even if you're just joking, trying to coax as much info out of a tester without violating NDA is frowned upon
Nah not all, the tester role is gray and the numbers is inside joke about the time the invites were sent
Oh XD
🚿
\using this as a spray-bottle\
Thanks xD
For example the 49 and 08s
I need a bot to add - In palia after all of my sentences. -In Palia
Yeah
His name was so bad it got removed
I don't know the number joke but I laugh anyway
Did you know you can now change you avatar in a server?
only with nitro
They’re the times the invites were sent during the waves, so xx:49 or xx:08
That’s really it
That could be abused and used for impersonation! - In Palia
sounds boring now but at the time it was crazy while it was being worked out
XX:08 and XX:49 was time when first waves of keys hit
If mine weren't already perfect, I'd consider changing it
Gatcha. I am no longer clueless
I mean it was always boring, it’s just automation but yeah it was wild xD
We didn't realize 49 until after the Ochos figured it out
guys i think its time for da daily dad joke give me one second
Times up
Such a bully even without the name 
When I was going through my last year of school and there was a lot of exams (that I had already passed) - I woke up in the middle of the night searching for some kind of glasses that I desperately needed to get to the Hospital for my medical exam...
I imagined some glasses and some medical exam for it because of all the stress. I don't like thinking about school to this day.
Ya know, I haven't seen Dadjoke in a while
why did the kids eat their homework?
because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake
he was online earlier
He pops in more rarely than Eris at this point, was here earlier today being grumpy ^^
Yeah I think dad joke authority would’ve approved xD
psst Daphne is online .. better be good 🙂
I'm trying my hardest to remember all the old common folk but I can't. Help
why cant you trust an atom?
because they make up everything! 😎
Daphne is a sweet person, but those hands can mute you before you see it coming 
Quick! Talk about something Palia related!
Why do sharks live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze, in Palia
Nice save, in Palia
in palia
Palia in Palia yes yes, very excited!
OOOWW! I BURNED MY HAND! (In Palia!)
Dad jokes are fine .. they gave us permission for dad jokes 🙂
That’s because dad joke is an npc in palia
This guy?
That's probably what happens to testers. They get turned into Palia NPCs. Don't tell anyone I said this
I like food, that's why I'm so THICC from all the sides, in Palia.
He looks like a dad
Nah that’s just dad vibes, Badruu is the dad
Oh gatcha
He looks exactly like a community member so we’re sure they modeled the npc after him (this is a joke but it could be true but it’s not but maybe)
Sword Art Online like or Log Horizon like?
When I first discovered MMO games - I wanted to be an NPC, to be so important that people will have no choice but to come to me for advice! I was very lonely!
I notice a lot of people haven’t learned how to not be lonely yet so I think someone with experience will be appreciated xD
How not to be lonely: Let your imagination run wild with stories (that or I'm clinically insane) but that is my way
I too used to be very lonely, learned how not to be
For the lurkers out there and any newcomers. Welcome to Palia : Jina's Research Lab. Jina is working on her human thesis and is currently browsing through the channels acquiring knowledge that you may find useful. She is starting with the #❔│game-faqs,#❓│old-team-answers-alpha and #🌠│official-art channels first and then maybe the currently archived #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha channel, lots of human interaction in there to flesh out her thesis. She will be delighted to know that the #❔│game-faqs also includes links to the documents compiled by Rin and Vlad, members of our human community. Once you have read through these documents you should know what we know about Palia : The Game so far. Jina has also browsed through the Pre-Alpha blog for further insights on the humans which you can find on the Palia site that can be accessed via the #📢│palia-news channel or the bottom of the Palia site itself. If you sign up and fill in the surveys I am sure Jina would love the chance to meet you and your friends in person. Again, welcome and we hope you enjoy waiting with us .
hello everyone
Love thyself before loving thy other Pals
Step 1: Don't think that you're lonely.
Step 2: Profit!
how's it going
Ello
meowdy fellow gamers
It's going great and how are you?
More like step 1: find what’s missing
Step 2: there’s only 1 step
rofl .. I've had a twitter account since 2013 .. And .. didn't make a post until last year (2) .. and 11 of the posts are regarding Palia rofl
doing good, just chilling at work, finish my project already so now im just browsin reddit/watching Palia theories on YT haha
Rosskow 
Sir Berry how are you this fine evening
I have you beat, I don't have a Twitter! Or a Facebook!
I am lovely thank you, just making dinner and prepping for a comfy evening with a movie!
How about you my dear sir?
I beat both, I HAD them and deleted both of them! I resisted! 
The veteran!
Ah Facebook is where my family tree researcher community reside 🙂
ohh i don't know what to do for dinner yet, im good, trying to see if the boss needs something more or otherwise i'll just Snorlax my butt for what's rest of my shift
I deleted my Twitter and never made a Facebook account! Letsgooo!
hello @blazing crescent hello @brittle halo how are yall doing its nice to meetcha 
I used Facebook before it turned into an ad and random quiz fiesta of cringe
t'is a pleasure, how it be?
And Twitter I used for art before it turned into.. well.. Twitter
May I recommend a flavorful bolognese?
twitter is like a free little existential crisis, as a treat
I've been contemplating if I want to have a Twitter account to keep an eye on Palia related things, but I've seen that Twitter is full of sad toddlers and I don't know as I want to see them constantly
the block function was a masterpiece ngl
it be wonderful im glad ya doing well!
Are there many of them? I watched like two Russian videos and they were both about a theory that Palia is SUS. I got very upset because of it.
I feel like Twitter is only used for 2 things, marketing and screaming “offended”
A flavorful bolognese sounds delightful thank you very much Sir.
Basically
does it let you view the Palia related posts in #🐦│social-feed when you click on them ?
like most social media, you can curate what you see with a lot of algorithm abuse and a liberal use of the block function
I love food, I got more suggestions should you ever want them! 
It does, I really need to check that before I say things. XD Ty!
yeah i mean, people are speculating a lot, on crafting, possible mounts, replayability stuff like that
I’m very obviously cheating, it lets me read them without signing in on mobile
I'll be sure to look into it! Thanks!
I haven't met you before, I think? What is your favorite part of the game so far? What do you plan on mainly doing there once it comes out? :3
On apple it’s a setting
yeah I don't like those ones either but, some have useful information in them and I try to answer the questions the people posting in there have
That's why it's so nice to have you here! You're so thoughtful! 
no i don't think we've met, my fav. part about the game is the housing, i wanna see how much you can customize your place and stuff like that, i also the crafting/gathering stuff, sometimes it's just relaxing to fish for a bit yknow
I think that's also a thing on Android
ah, much better
Whatcha do there Madd? ^^
gotta get into the seasonal spirit, yknow?
Oh yeah! Nice! 
Does anyone have any guess on when a release date may be? Based on dev comments or anything. I have been trying to come up with an educated guess based on previous dev Q&As.
< 3 years
Much <3 years
I personally hope to build a very cozy house as well! Never got to build one in any of the MMOs, they were all mostly PVP related when I got to them. I missed out on the cute, creative and wholesome stuff, big time. And the RP aspect does sound very nice!
Did you know that Berry is planning on building a chapaa sanctuary?
Pre-alpha lasted about 3 months, it’s only been about a month since pre-alpha ended. It’s gonna be a long while yet
ah
he is!?
I thought I saw a comment where they said it would be less that a quarter
We still got alpha to be announced next and they’ve said that a bit away still
Nah that’s just misinformation
well that sucks
Yes! Ask him!
back to stardew I go
I'm gonna help him with it! I'm a proud employee of Chapaa Sanctuary! x3
@heavy dew you building a chapaa Sanctuary?! you bet your lower back imma go visit that place
Oh yeah I’ll be using the almost confirmed animal husbandry to hoard and protect as many chapaas as I can 

Exciting! Many chapaas!
It’s fairly early in development, like I said pre-alpha only just ended. They’ve stated they will give plenty of heads up for when alpha will be but until then what we have to go on is a dev answering the question “so 3 years?” With: “much closer than 3 years”
that might be the comments regarding when they may be talking about Alpha .. 'not for at least a few months'
As many as I can possibly have.. I will have 
3 years sounds good to me tbh, i can wait, oh the same subject, have they talked about plataforms? will they have their own launcher or will they join with Steam or Epic games or something
They said mobile is a high priority and as many as possible but no specifics
oh i see
palia will out on mobile??
And launcher is also unannounced
It’s in high priority for them but only pc on launch
not on day one but is their next target platform
Ohh nicee
id love if it was on mobile because i can take it with me when i dont have my laptop
We're aiming to release on "most" platforms after PC launch, mobile is a high priority, I don't think I can say more than that right now. I can't speak to crossplay. ```
And this one is Boingo, Flopsey, Floofermittens, Topsy Turvy, and finally.. Jeffery.
THE CHUPPAS ARE ATTACKING
Chuck, Charlie, Cherri, Chester, Chili, Chandler..
Do we know about pc / linux release?
rofl that reminded me of the way they introduce the minions in the first movie .. and this ones Norbert .. he's stupid
Nothing about OS yet to my knowledge
We have this .. not much .. [S6] WizardCrab — 06/04/2021 Not supporting Linux at least for the pre-alpha
whats a linux?
No idea
and then bob
It’s an under the radar operating system
ah okay i getcha
no its not lol
is it like windows?
°^°
yes but it's much more user friendly
If it’s not mainstream it doesn’t exist
Linux is very mainstream if you look anywhere besides right in front of your face
There’s other razors than Gillette, but they aren’t real. Same with Linux, it’s good, stable, but it’s invisible
I will take your guys word on Linux. I am not that computer savvy
Linux is highly sought-after by people who value performance and features
Windows is sought-after by people who dont know any better
I tried linux .. don't like it 😛 nuff said
Okay cranky pants go back to sleep
Alright, dinner time, good timing xD I’m out, baaaaai
Windows 11 looks more like one of the popular user interfaces found for Linux distributions. Linux is an operating system, most used for servers and other devices than PC. (android is a version of Linux, lots of smartwatches are a version of linux) They can be user friendly or not be, there's variation. The problem with it as a PC operating system is there is lots of variation and interoperability is spotty, so you need to be an enthusiast to really get it to work for you as a daily driver
Windows is to operating systems what WoW is to MMOs.
OFFAL 
🥺 so wholesome
lol i actually dont even care about linux. i'm just parroting what an annoying friend of mine constantly blabbers on about.
he hates windows with a burning passion and refuses to use anything but linux and tries to convert everyone he knows to linux even though linux isn't supported by like 99% of games
ahhh okay i understand yah
GAMBIT
OFFAL NICE TO MEETCHA 
Hey look a family gathering
HER ROYAL HIGHNESS BRITTANY!
the variation comes with the flavor and distro. there are way too many "flavors" of linux out there, it gets overwhelming
also hello offal. nice to see you, friend
SORRY DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE A PUN
WAT
Hi
Ello good sir
it looks like a little L 🙂
i think it's sandre is random
Nice to meet you Offal!
Likewise!
👍
Hey folks! Sorry I haven't been around for a few days. I've discovered a new writing tool that's been helping me organize my writing. Makes life sooo much easier.
We will never fault you for focusing on your art Swingo!
Ghibli profile pic👍
I actually did some writing last night. It's been ages!
Thank you
Hi everyone, I've been vanished for a few days too - bought a house and been painting a lot :) but wanted to stop in and just saw all the new official art from a couple of days ago! 
Spirited Away is truly one of the most amazing films ever.
Housewarming hug pile on Aurelia!!!
Congrats @sullen bison
Eeeeeeeeee :D hug pile.
Thanks swingo!
Yes I watched it a couple days ago it was absolutely beautiful!
I have yet to see it but I've known about it for a while. I should probably get on that XD
Brace yourself.... I've never seen it!
Stop what you're doing and go watch it right now.
It's in my watch list! I swear!
You've got a treat ahead then :)
I'ma go do some more rocket crap. Wish me luck!
Move it to the TOP of the list. The art is spectacular and the story is magical
Will do, my sister has been yelling at me to see it too
GL Gambit
I will miss you Gambit! Try not to get blowed up!
I solemnly swear I will watch it after dinner tonight!
Woo Hoo!
And there I have a Harry Potter flashback .. those Weasley boys
Haha, I felt it too, Xrystal
Ok it's gonna take a year to load, so I'll linger for a few more minutes/
I appreciate the ginger representation in those films.
Anyone else watching Squid Games?
i finished it!
I finished it!
I still have 2 more eps to go
okay then i know i cant spoil the ending
Thank you for not spoiling. I just watched the marble game and it was heartbreaking
The artwork it has inspired on Instagram is amazing! Can't wait to see the cosplay at conventions!
it really was heartbreaking T-T i havent been on instagram but i have seen a couple cosplays and they are chefs kiss immaculate
Ok, loaded up, time to blast off! See ya guys years later!
gasp FELLOW PUMPKIN MAN
Seasonal events would be nice indeed. I don't really mind if they match with real world events though
Absolutely. They don't have to call it Halloween. It can just be like a Harvest Festival or somerhing
Ah, the emoji are gone from our names. 😌
what, really?
You know what's gonna be better? Dressing up for Halloween and having parties inside people houses.
awww i liked it that way
ahhh, 2 bad :c
If they can find a way to make it optional then great, but I don't like not being able to control my own display name.
A CRIME! We must solve the mystery!
Is there anyone who is a writer who is free to have a quick dm chat? I need some advice on organizing some court documents.
Yeah, happened last night sometime. Could be a discord thing though
I'm pretty sure you can just type that emoji via /nick here
yeah, /nick works and it changes your nickname only on this server
that sounds like a job for a lawyer no?
They are court docs that I am using for a story
Not with the way roles used to work. The emoji was baked into the role, so if you wanted a colored name, you also got whatever associated emoji shoved into your server nick.
Some people liked that; I didn't.
I don't do emoji's or titles or clan names or stuff like that after my name normally. I like just having a name as it is. I like the reversion to the current way
I do like the colored names
ahh sorry i misunderstood, I thought you want to have that emoji in your nick haha
Just found out about this game. It sounds amazing!
hello new friend!
I'll think I will drink some beer and chill with you guys today
Become spoopyfied!
The only bad thing about finding a new game to be excited about.... the waiting
yeap
See it as being part of the process 
I need to sleep early today (if I can) someone had the bright idea of booking early meetings tomorrow 
<3 years is what we know, though looking like we might know when alpha in a couple months
Something like that as far as we know
That's the dream {🎫}
future prediction February 😌
February?
yup thats what i said
I meant like, what do you predict for February 😅
such a spoopy prediction
hello new friend!
hello new pal its nice to meetcha! 
Welcome in ! Happy to have you! There is not currently a release date and the only thing we know is that it will be less than three years - that was back in June
You can find a lot of answers and information all over the server! If you have more questions after reading up feel free to ask 🙂 But take a look through #❔│game-faqs #❓│old-team-answers-alpha and #🌠│official-art for some sneak peaks of the game and info on the characters we know so far! 😄
#🎮│other-games has lots of suggestions for you, have a look. we play a lot of things! 
Alot of us play Genshin Impact together - that is what I am currently playing
Also #🌠│official-art is amazing you should definitely check out the cool characters that you will eventually meet in the game! And a bunch of really pretty concept art!
So much sneak peaks for the game in there!
Also check #🎨│old-palia-fan-art people like @raven hull have submitted some great pieces!
🥺 awe thank you so much 💜
And not to forget the #❔│game-faqs 
I hope we didn't overwhelm @ornate bobcat with the links 
They're all great links though! Community art has amazing art, official art has amazing art. There's many great things here! 
so hows everyones day going?
it's going okay, as good as it can while sick lol
i hope ya feel better!
heals and feels
im doing well! trying to get as caught up as i can on genshin 😄 working through the liyue quests ive missed now
What is Chapaa and Chuu?
They are these
chapaa are what the little creatures are called in game - chuu is what the community calls them
Is there any story behind them?
not that has been released to us
Okay. Thanks.
of course!
The main info we have for them is here : https://twitter.com/playPalia/status/1403096769093767170/photo/1
#🌠│official-art has some bits and bobs if you look through, pictures, information tidbits, or what xrystal said
I'll check this.
Ok.
I love the community art section so much
yep it is
I just watched the trailer and I'm already in love with this game.
The game do be amazing ❤️
I ran to the website and ended up here.
I'm off for lunch. Back later.
If you look in #❓│old-team-answers-alpha you will see a very short video clip of in game and the pre-alpha blog accessed from #📢│palia-news has some screen shots
yep, you make the character you want and wear what you want 🙂 - apart from the human restriction
Yeah.
Xrystal you've changed part of your name, just to let you know this lurker is going to take a nap, bye
all for now.
Watching car crashes on YouTube is for some reason amusing. You laugh at morons who shouldn't be driving, and you get the thrill action movies can't even pull off. Um, in Palia
hahaha sandrels i do that too time to time
I need to put spaces in my name, it's just Sandre👍
oh
Definitely more clearer 🙂
Yeah, the no space version is my minecraft user and those don't allow spaces
yeah and it doesn't help that in some fonts a little L looks like a big I
Yep, I think minecraft font makes 'I' more distinguished than discord font as well
villain
vilain!
hi
end!
hi end its nice to meetcha! 
😃
how are ya?
guud
thats good! im glad youre doing good

the gunplay is nice and the controls on the F16 are tight and responsive
hi
sup dashy
nice to meetcha how ya doin
thanks I'm fine and you
im doing well and im glad youre doing good!
Welcome welcome Dashy!
Thank you very much too
Thank
I am not very inflamed but the game already has a release date or not yet
not yet! the closest we know is less than three years, they said that back in june 🙂
not yet. All we know is less than 3 years
it's time to wait a little longer
yep, but a community infused long time:)
yea
ohayou
To be fair I was hoping by August to December of next year would be early access Release
I don't know about early access but maybe Closed Beta or between Closed and Open Beta stages by the end of next year .. at a guess
remember, all good things comes in time
That is true
I cannot wait for Palia to release... I need it!
It will be worth the wait.
did they start developing the game out this year
Pumpkin twin!
At least for me. Until launch day I hope to have my computer.
❤️
hard to say .. the company started up 3 years ago and they started work on the game then, whether that included the coding for the game, or some back end work I don't know
heya there! 
Ok, I was wondering when the development started.
3 years ago!
How are y'all doing on this cold day?
its still nice here! 😄 im snuggled up in my office with my kiddo while he watches spiderman and I play Genshin!
wonderful! how about you? its still warm where i am sadly T-T
"VegetarianOrc". I love the nickname hahah.
The devs are all pretty fantastic!
It's unusually cold here in San Jose CA. Also I'm sick so I'm just playing with my puppy and watching youtube in between playing New World
I hope ya feel better
Thanks friend
blrhhhhhhh
PUMPKINSSSS
o-o
Welcome 
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD It's Wippit Guuuuuuuuuuu...! 💥 🙊 That'll leave a mark...
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Someone left the door closed, sorry.
the first closed beta

ok thanks
good morning everyone
how ya doin
not too bad . I have some things to do today so thought I would get up a little early to get a little bit of a head start
how are u?
i understand ya i did the same and i am pretty good bout to play some games in a lil while but good overall!
i reread the vlad document and i found something really interesting!
so it seems like in the questline you could either not get a house or get a house based on the feelings of the npcs? it might just be the way its worded but that seems really neat
"Earning the right to your housing plot is between you and the villagers in the quest line" is what i am referencing
👀
Yeah that might be part of the intro quest chain but it might mean how you earn rather than if you earn.
Good night yall!
I would agree its more of HOW you earn it not that you have the option not to have a house - it would seem silly not to have on considering how prevelant the house is in the trailer
i understand whatcha mean! it was just something i noticed and thought i would share while reading
Yeah it could mean both sides of that coin but how rather than if fits what they are trying to achieve as Britt said 🙂
I see a few comments like that I think of what it could mean but then you have to relook after rethinking

