💬│palia-discussions

[heavy dew]

Remember to go to the spa every now and then, treat yo self

[ocean stone]

Haha my mom just went to one for a few days and all I got was this lousy t shirt

[heavy dew]

Oof

[ocean stone]

I'm not even joking lollllll

Actually the shirt is pretty comfy and does not have lice

[heavy dew]

At least it wasn’t some half assed spa flip flops

[ocean stone]

I'd have given me mum the chancla

[wet ether]

I like orange (fake chuufan)

[heavy dew]

Oh honey

[fair dragon]

happy timezone guys all i see is orange

[dusty root]

I'm BLUE daba deeda...

[heavy dew]

Loki!
I just wanted a chapaa next to my name, I am who I am after all

[wet ether]

Hello orange

[tight lake]

me too?

[fair dragon]

hello yello

[tight lake]

nah, im peachy

[heavy dew]

Peach orange you say

[tight lake]

loving the chapaa, berry

[heavy dew]

Me too

[wet ether]

@languid moat running a zoo over here

[tight lake]

get your trashpaas here ↑↑

[heavy dew]

I’ve figured it out, chapaas will be mounts, gliders? Pfft, I laugh at gliders.. I get to the chapaa!

[fair dragon]

PUNS

[dusty root]

They think they're so punny...

[heavy dew]

You want puns? I’m ashura got chuu

[pure badge]

Heya Loki~

[fair dragon]

HI FAIRBLOD HOW YA DOIN

[pure badge]

I'M DOING GREAT AND HOW ARE YOU DOING???

[fair dragon]

IM DOING WELL

[pure badge]

GOOD!

[fair dragon]

LOL sorry for da caps

[tight lake]

ARE WE DOING LONG DISTANCE COMMUNICATION?

[heavy dew]

So exciting!

[pure badge]

YES?

[spring rivet]

[pure badge]

anyways x3

[heavy dew]

People who think you need to speak up into phones be like

[pure badge]

Now I see Berry wearing chuu icon and I wonder if I should wear one cause chapaas look cool near your name... why is this so hard

[dusty root]

I'm not gonna lie, I have to scream into my phone so my mother will hear me otherwise I'm gonna get 'huh? What? What did you say? Say that again?' a billion times.

[heavy dew]

I mean we are gonna found the chapaa sanctuary, no?

[abstract rover]

noot noot

[heavy dew]

🐧

[pure badge]

true

[abstract rover]

doot boot

[pure badge]

Chapaa sanctuary teeeeam!

[heavy dew]

Wooo!

[dusty root]

foot foot. I haz 2.

[pure badge]

[abstract rover]

imagine having feet
this post was made by wheel gang

[pure badge]

pffft

[heavy dew]

Just handstand bro

[languid moat]

hehe kinda ^-^

[abstract rover]

u tryna tell me u dont have wheels?

[heavy dew]

I’m a more advanced model and my circuits support feet like attachments

[abstract rover]

pfffft lame, wheels for life

[dusty root]

Anyone remember those sneakers with wheels in em?

[abstract rover]

heelies

[heavy dew]

Heelies

That’s a yes, btw

[dusty root]

Best of both worlds. Got mah feet and I can roll.

[heavy dew]

Jokes on you I just lay down and I can roll too

[tight lake]

roll into a burrito

[storm tartan]

looks at wheel

looks at feet

carves feet out of wood

adds wooden feet to wheel perimeter

now has both in one convenient apparatus

[dusty root]

Jokes on you, you don't roll, you bounce

[abstract rover]

blasphemy

[heavy dew]

Are you calling me cartoon fat?!

[abstract rover]

berry is a bouncy ball confirmed

[dusty root]

No, I'm calling you a plump juicy berry :v

[heavy dew]

Oh.. oh I see.. okay then carry on

[abstract rover]

nom

[storm tartan]

You know, I've been told I need to get in shape by friends, Family and random strangers ....

I submit that ROUND is a shape 😄

[heavy dew]

As long as you’re healthy be whatever shape you want

[storm tartan]

Also wik 😄

[dusty root]

People always talking about how being overweight is bad. Can we take a minute to acknowledge that there is such a thing as being too thin?

[sullen elm]

I’m so lonely today

[abstract rover]

i mean its hard to be healthy if one is overweight

[sullen elm]

[abstract rover]

its also hard to be healthy if one is underweight

[storm tartan]

This also is true

[sullen elm]

How’s your headache?

[heavy dew]

Yeah but you can be chubby or slim etc etc etc etc, just don’t be unhealthy to the point where it becomes a health hazard, is what I mean

[storm tartan]

🤗

[abstract rover]

right exactly

[dusty root]

I've been underweight my whole life. I get cold super easy, get sick super easy, bruise super easy, break super easy...

[sullen elm]

I’ve been a skinny tree man all my life, but somehow I don’t get sick that often

[heavy dew]

I was severely underweight due to depression but I bounced back up 50lbs and back to healthy

[dusty root]

I'm like 110lbs

[abstract rover]

i've been slightly overweight for a long time t-t
but i's workin on it

[sullen elm]

I’m not even 110

[sand barn]

Just walk at a semi brisk pace for an hour a day, and watch your snacks! You'll see rapid progress

[abstract rover]

yeah tru

[heavy dew]

The only thing important, is that you’re comfortable with yourself and that you’re healthy. Focus on that and no one else

[fair dragon]

ive always been overweight it was hard but i eventually accepted it

[pure badge]

I got a new pfp. I like. Forest vibes yaaas~

[heavy dew]

Ooooooooooo I like it

[sullen elm]

That’s a cool pfp

[abstract rover]

fancy

[fair dragon]

it looks awesome!

[dusty root]

I'm just saying, trying to make yourself as skinny as barbie ain't exactly healthy.

[tight lake]

mushroom

[pure badge]

Thank you, thank you :3
Oh! The attention! You're spoiling me~

[heavy dew]

It’s not, it’s acknowledged here, at least

[pure badge]

Yes, very important

[heavy dew]

Very forest Halloween of you Fair

[dusty root]

However in the realm of gaming, feel free to look like a super model :3

[pure badge]

Mushrooms are very cute and foresty

[pure badge]

Thanks! :3

[tight lake]

i want to watch mushrooms grow

[sand barn]

I was overweight for a long time, and lost... does conversion 60lbs? Now feels much better and healthier personally. So if anyone wants to talk about it I'd be happy to give advice or be a listening ear

[sullen elm]

I remember when I played swtor, I made a overweight cathar and rp guilds wouldn’t let me in even though I had a valid arguement “he was just thick skinned”

[tight lake]

haven't been able to catch one growing in my garden, but there's an odd yellow spongy thingy- but i have no clue as to what it is, but looks cool.. and i broke it, gosh darn my itchy fingers

[heavy dew]

Ayyy you lost similar to what I gained! ^^ good job!

[dusty root]

'I haff BIC BONES TANK YOU'

[fair dragon]

are ya okay? your fingers were itchy after you touched it?

[tight lake]

nah, it was a metaphor.. i don't touch these things.. i mostly just observe and take pictures if i feel like it

i poked it and it broke..

[pure badge]

I remember loosing weight and looking all nice and smooth, mostly... But then I just stopped eating healthy cause I got tired of it x3
Give junk food!
Perhaps I'll come to you for advice on that subject eventually uwu

[sand barn]

I mean... I love hamburgers and pizza and cookies.. hmm.. cookies. Cookieeeees

[sullen elm]

Ive always had a really fast metabolism so ive just never really been able to put on weight

[pure badge]

Mushrooms grow back very quickly, don't worry, you'll see that sponge again! I hope...

[fair dragon]

oh okay thats good thought you might need medical attention while they are adorable they can be dangerous so i didnt want to see ya hurt

[heavy dew]

I’m the same, I got tips if you want them

[dusty root]

See that's just the weird thing. My entire diet is junk food, fast food, microwave food. And I'm still underweight. I'm thoroughly convinced it's all just going and clogging my arteries :v

[pure badge]

I know righ?

[heavy dew]

I mean you can practically eat whatever you want as long as you exercise as well

[sand barn]

Cookies

[pure badge]

You can but not as much as you would like. Especially if you've got weight to loose.

[tight lake]

🍪 🍪 🍪

[sullen elm]

Alright Palians.. I’m gonna go back to feeling lonely AF, probably just watch a movie or something while I wait to go home

[abstract rover]

this is true. burn the calories you take in and you can be fine. just avoid trans fats and carbs and stuff lol

[heavy dew]

Carbs aren’t bad for you either, moderation is key

[tight lake]

me too, i should be heading off. night! ❤️

[sand barn]

Please have a 🍪 before you go!

[pure badge]

Bye! Eat your veggies! Don't feel lonely, it's gonna be fine!

[fair dragon]

good night sleep well when you do!

[sullen elm]

I wish ;-;

[dusty root]

I'm waiting for my metabolism to slow down and my diet to start biting me in the butt.

[tight lake]

you all too, have a nice day and lovely chat

[heavy dew]

Love all of you!

[abstract rover]

ahhhh loneliness... i'm used to it at this point lol.
but it did hit me hard last night. couldnt sleep, really uncomfortable, and just looking for any excuse to talk to someone at 2am on discord lol

[pure badge]

I just personally find it hard to enjoy when you're only allowed to eat a small amount and can't EAT THAT WHOLE PIZZA BY YOURSELF
Bah!

[heavy dew]

I had a friend in college that was heavily over weight, he could LOOK at a donut and gain 5kgs. He decided to get in shape, spent a whole year swimming every morning and going to the gym 5 days a week and ran every day.. he’s the most well trained man I know. He does not watch what he eats, at all

[dusty root]

Obviously the solution is spinach alfredo pizza :v

[abstract rover]

that unironically sounds tasty

[pure badge]

He is a wizard...

[heavy dew]

You can eat a whole pizza, as long as you burn more calories than you eat in a day you will lose weight, the trick is to get out of our chairs now and then

[sand barn]

Pizza Pizza Pizza PEPPERONIIII

[abstract rover]

and i'm not one for replacing pepperoni and sausage and cheese with anything

[sand barn]

Sorry, I'm hungry

[ocean stone]

Cookies?!?!?!

[pure badge]

Okie, I'll try to start moving around more and report back x3

[sand barn]

COOKIE COOKIE 🍪 insert cookie monster sounds

[dusty root]

If you get pepperoni, put something healthier on it. Like mushrooms or olives.

[heavy dew]

The most hardworking determined person I know, it’s almost 10 years ago and he’s STILL in phenomenal shape

[somber crag]

[pure badge]

Eating veggies is important, yes
Just need to get used to it

[heavy dew]

Anner!

[somber crag]

Hiiiiya, Berry!

[heavy dew]

How have you been?!

[pure badge]

What is up with those Autumn names? I love them!

[heavy dew]

It’s the autumn booty

[somber crag]

I'm alright! Sleepy, a little worn out from wooork.. but I get to go to Salem this weekend. 👻 🎃

[pure badge]

Ooooh! Spooky!

[heavy dew]

But anner.. you’re a witch..

[sand barn]

spoopppyyyy

[remote latch]

[dusty root]

If I use my harvesting skill on the Autumn Booty Tree, do I get a bountiful harvest buff?

[somber crag]

Shhhh, Berry! Shhhhhh... don't say that out loud.

[heavy dew]

How else do you explain having a booty tree?!?!?!

[sand barn]

I think you get bountiful booty

[somber crag]

How dare. Don't cut me down. ;~;

[ocean stone]

[heavy dew]

And don’t pick and bake me!

[sand barn]

[dusty root]

I said HARVEST not WOODCUTTING. GUH. cant even use ecology and just study a tree without it getting offended now.

[somber crag]

~~I'm also meeting my significant other since he lives close by when I visit Salem, so I'm quietly panicking inside. 🙂 ~~

[heavy dew]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW HOW CUTE

[pure badge]

See? cinnatoasty has one too!

[dusty root]

Maybe I wanted some LEAVES or I was looking for BUGS >:V

[ocean stone]

Whaaaaaaaaaaat

[sand barn]

Cinnatoasty burns all the toast!

[pure badge]

I bet it's gonna be great! Good luck!

[somber crag]

YOU HAVE TO ASK BEFORE YOU TAKE MY LEAVES AND BUGS, ALANNAH.

[heavy dew]

Leaves and butts* I fixed it for you Anner

[somber crag]

🙂 Yup. Dying inside.

[dusty root]

Aight. If you want your termites THAT bad...

[heavy dew]

Why dying? Are you not happy or excited?

[ocean stone]

Haha yes I have been getting spookified since September 😅

[abstract rover]

hey anner

[somber crag]

I'm excited, definitely! I just get very spoooked when I meet people from online in person. I get all in my head, 'cause anxiety and self-doubt, y'know. Y'KNOW HOW IT GOES. A whole lot of worrying about, "Will I live up to their expectations?" Overthinking... the usual. c:

[ocean stone]

I'm sure it'll be great!!

[heavy dew]

If it helps, I met Jules on twitch and we’ve been a happy couple for closing in on 2 years now. I’m currently in her couch ^^
It’ll go great

[pure badge]

I should get one of those spookiefied nicknames
Wait right here, don't go anywhere, ama get it!

[somber crag]

Inside of her couch?? Get out, Berry, you need to breathe.

[ocean stone]

You're IN her couch?!!?@

[sand barn]

Overthinking is not fun, but at some point you have to separate useful thoughts from ones that hurt you! You got this!

[remote latch]

Rofl when I first flew out to meet the guy I had been chatting to for a few years the only thing I was scared of was the flying rofl

[heavy dew]

IM HIDING UNTIL SHE GETS HOME OKAY?!

[tranquil cosmos]

stalker vibes jk

[heavy dew]

Otter!!

[somber crag]

Thank you!!

[ocean stone]

I hope you were invited

[tranquil cosmos]

Anner, you're a GIFT, a true TREASURE

[heavy dew]

I don’t need an invite, we’re a couple, if I wanna just show up I can!

[sand barn]

YOU'RE A TRUE BOOTY TREE

[abstract rover]

BOOTY LADY

[sand barn]

Booty booty booty, booty rock&roll

[ocean stone]

[somber crag]

I JUST WANT HIM TO THINK SO, TOO, Y'KNOW. I mean... he doooes or else he wouldn't wanna meet up, but I hope the whole thing GOES WELL AND WE CAN CONTINUE ON. 🙈

[fair dragon]

youre a wonderful young lady he's gonna love you! dont worry you got dis!

[somber crag]

Yes, yes... speak it into existence. 🙂 Yes.

[dusty root]

DAAAAM look at that BOOTY....ful tree 😄
get it? GET IT? BOOTYFUL. LIKE BEAUTIFUL. GAH. Tough crowd...

[abstract rover]

we believe in u

[heavy dew]

There you go! Get it girl!

You are #0001 for a reason!!!

[sand barn]

Cinna with the great stickers

[somber crag]

LOL, true. True.

[heavy dew]

Just do the confi dance and give it a confi chance ^^

[somber crag]

Confidence is hard to come by, but we trying.

[sand barn]

Do the dance!

[heavy dew]

I have an abundance, wanna borrow some? I can ship some liquid confidence.. no wait that’s not allowed.. nvm

[dusty root]

non-alcoholic beverages only. Don't want you tryna make the vodka last longer by adding water again...

[heavy dew]

You’re not letting that joke go are you xD

[dusty root]

Nope :v

[somber crag]

I'd love to borrow some. I need the Liquid Luck from Harry Potter.

[heavy dew]

I think you already like this person so haven’t you got some luck there already 👀

[regal swallow]

[sand barn]

And they wouldn't meet you if they didn't like you back!

[heavy dew]

Glad you liked it at least

[somber crag]

I guess it's less about the "liking my personality" part, and more about the "I hope he thinks I'm pretty in person" part, y'know. 😆

[remote latch]

The way we dealt with that first meet up was that worst case scenario we’ll still be friends. But we worked out and managed a 7 hr time difference relationship for about 8 years.

[regal swallow]

Lord Strawberry -> Scarecrow Berry

[heavy dew]

ooooooooooo

[pure badge]

BEHOLD! My new name!

[somber crag]

8 years! That's incredible. I love stories like that.

[sand barn]

And soon it will be your story too!

Or, well, you'll have a similar one

[pure badge]

Oh sounds spookiefied yes :3

[sand barn]

We're all about that peace love and positivity... and mangos.. apparently

[dusty root]

BLACKBERRIES

[heavy dew]

What if.. and hear me out here.. what if I’m Lord Scare-bear xD

[dusty root]

There's no love for blackberries q.q

[sullen elm]

I couldn’t find a movie to watch

[pure badge]

HMMM

[heavy dew]

Why have no one made the scarebears before

[dusty root]

Jurassic Park

[sullen elm]

Jurassic pork

[dusty root]

You mean Lord Scare-bear-y* ?

[sand barn]

Ohhh black berry blamalam... ohh black berry blamalam

[somber crag]

I do love me some mangoes.

[sullen elm]

I thought it was black Betty bamalam

[dusty root]

no, no, you do not insult blackberries with black betty...

[sand barn]

It's not an insult :(

[heavy dew]

Yes, that’s the joook :3

[dusty root]

I ruin everything. You should know this by now :v

[heavy dew]

That’s what most think but the world revolves around me so it’s definitely black berry

[sullen elm]

Guido disagrees

[ocean stone]

[dusty root]

Guido has 2 brain cells and they are both fighting over 3rd place :v

[sand barn]

Lies, you wrote great stories about Gus Margeret!

[sullen elm]

The world actually revolves around a big fiery ball of hotness called the goddess of the awake people

[dusty root]

'Goddess of Woke'

[sullen elm]

She’s pretty lit

[heavy dew]

That’s probably the best insult I’ve ever seen

[fair dragon]

no no im pretty sure we revolve around a donut

[sullen elm]

Wouldn’t we revolve through the donut?

[heavy dew]

I’m a donut

[sullen elm]

Because of the hole?

[sand barn]

Do or donut, there is no try

[dusty root]

I don't go into berry, berry goes into me.

WAITWAT

[ocean stone]

I accept this alternate timeline

[sullen elm]

🌎 👉 👌

[fair dragon]

the best donut

[sand barn]

Wait a second

[pure badge]

Loki! How long have you had that witch pfp? I just noticed that it's moving and it's a witch! So nice!

[sand barn]

DONUTS IN PALIA?!

[wet ether]

I read this and read your name as "Alcoholic_Raven" and thought well that was a radical name change

[sullen elm]

The earth goes through the hole in the donut and then around it

[heavy dew]

There, I have a Halloween name

[pure badge]

Yaaas!

[sullen elm]

LOL

[somber crag]

🌲 🍑

[sullen elm]

Alcoholic Raven, it’s canon now

[fair dragon]

a few minutes lol wanted to get into the holiday spiritmay or may not have been inspired by yours i really like yours tho

[dusty root]

Went thru that phase for a bit. But the pandemic helped knock that sht off. Hard to get sht-faced without friends to party with :v

[pure badge]

We both witches! We match uwu

[sullen elm]

Same bro

[fair dragon]

yeah! its awesome!

[sullen elm]

I mean the no friends part

[spring rivet]

a mango doughnut

[sand barn]

I saw uwu, fair are you getting a fine again?

[heavy dew]

@pure badge @fair dragon welcome to halloweenification of palia chat ^^ you both look lovely

[heavy dew]

what if I don’t have any money uwu

[sand barn]

I got renamed scare-a-nome as my Halloween name in a different server. It was mod aboos

[pure badge]

I'm so pleased to be here~

[heavy dew]

Scerinome

[sand barn]

I accept payment in donuts, also cookies, or chicken

[pure badge]

You look very spooky yourself~

[sand barn]

Or mango....

[spring rivet]

or pebbles?

[sand barn]

I'll give those to Einar, so yes

[pure badge]

Get in on this halloween-autumn-train!

[somber crag]

Give mango, pls.

[spring rivet]

🥭

[somber crag]

🥭

[sand barn]

It has been done!

[ocean stone]

Mangoes?!?!?! I would like one toooo. Pls

[sullen elm]

Can I have a pineapple?

Actually I change my mind I don’t want a pineapple anymore

[sand barn]

Lighting fast fruit reactions

[sand barn]

No takesies backsies!

[sullen elm]

AHHHHHH

[somber crag]

You must eat the pineapple. That is the law.

[sand barn]

it is known

[spring rivet]

when the fruit emoji number goes wild

[fair dragon]

even eat the shell

[sullen elm]

But it’s prickly and… too big uwu

[sand barn]

Now I can make a fruit salad!

[sullen elm]

It won’t fit in my mouth

[spring rivet]

slice it first pal

[sullen elm]

I’ll just bite it

Chunk by chunk

[dusty root]

There. Now I'm spoopy too.

[sullen elm]

Ahhhhh

FEESH, I must protecc it

Protecc feesh, is endangered

[somber crag]

Bone feesh.

[heavy dew]

Thank you ^^ I kind of look forward to nov 1st when I can go back to

[fair dragon]

let us all be spooky!

[heavy dew]

More spoopy!

[spring rivet]

[sand barn]

The spoopyiest of all... is... scary duck

[ocean stone]

[sand barn]

Shiver me timbers

[heavy dew]

Ducky is such a cuddly person

[spring rivet]

🦆

[sullen elm]

There we go

[spring rivet]

[sand barn]

Don't you mean.. cuddly ducky? Heh

[pure badge]

SPOOKY MONTH!

[sullen elm]

I am now spooky

I have pumpkin 🎃

[somber crag]

November is the month that sets off all of the holidays/celebrations for me. 'Cause my birthday is earlier on in the month, and then Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years... etc.

[tight lake]

Hm.. everyone's been spookified

[sullen elm]

Where is spooky cat

Join us

[dusty root]

not gonna outdo me. Now I've got a skull n crossbones after my feesh.

that looked way better on the preview...

[sullen elm]

But we can’t even see the skull

Smh

Yesss, the cookie devourer

[dusty root]

hmmm now?

[somber crag]

There we go! I see it.

[dusty root]

MUUUUCH BETTER

[sullen elm]

Little better

[fair dragon]

so are you gonna be like a skeleton thats fishin on a dock with like mist covering the sea and you hear spooky music that would be awesome in palia

[tight lake]

Hmm?

[fair dragon]

absolutely perfect!

[dusty root]

That'd be pretty cool

[sullen elm]

That’s if the fish ever re-learns to walk

[heavy dew]

Yay all the spooky!

[regal swallow]

[pure badge]

We need to ask S6 to spookifie themselves!

[regal swallow]

You saying Wizard Crab should reclassify into a Warlock?

[pure badge]

Is this your spooky uniform?

[sullen elm]

I think the fact they’re making such a cool mmo in 2021 is already spooky

[tight lake]

The mouse without colors

[regal swallow]

It's a Shrew

[tight lake]

The shrew without colors

[regal swallow]

My girlfriend drew it

[pure badge]

WitchCrabft

[tight lake]

Sweet of her

[dusty root]

Paliaween? Palioween? Halloweenia? Paliotober? ..... Spookyween?

[celest maple]

will we be able to marry players? 🥰

[pure badge]

awwww

[regal swallow]

Do at your own rp risk

[tight lake]

Paliaeen

[sullen elm]

I don’t think anybody will want to marry Guido

[dusty root]

Fk, we're naming Halloween the 'Harvest Festival' and we all just get to dress up and have fun :v

[tight lake]

Le gasp, Guido's talking in 3rd person!

[sullen elm]

Guido is in love with another and her name is food

[pure badge]

Yaaaaaas!

[regal swallow]

Shimmermoon <

[tight lake]

Food is good

[fair dragon]

i think we will but im not too sure i know we will be able to share houses at some point

[celest maple]

oooo that's cute

[sullen elm]

You don’t say 👀

[tight lake]

Berry scary, what pranks will be pulled?

[dusty root]

Yea, I kinda got that :v

[pure badge]

Didn't even get to look at the spooky link x3

Fastest duck!

[heavy dew]

They’ve said a fair bit on this topic, I’ll find the dev reply, but paraphrasing it boils down to not at launch and that cooperative housing is a goal etc but it will focus on npcs first, give me a moment ^^

[pure badge]

Or who was it?

[sullen elm]

Pssh, rp ain’t finished yet 👀

[tight lake]

Guido, I think sent a gif of an evil laugh

[fair dragon]

he did

[sullen elm]

Guido appreciates that

This makes Guido happy, yes yes

[dusty root]

We should do trick-or-treating in Palia. Like decorate our houses and everything. And you get to go door to door and knock. And it's a 50/50 chance if you get candy or scared by something jumping out at you XD

[tight lake]

Nods head

Not too scary, please

[sullen elm]

I’m gonna decorate my door with the skeleton of a fish

[tight lake]

This cat's got hackles from ghosties

[sullen elm]

That I devoured 😈

[dusty root]

I will hurt you in ways that will make you question your very existence :v

[sullen elm]

You’re too smol to hurt me feesh

Guido eats you on sandwich nom nom

[tight lake]

Feesh will fight back! Feesh will be the champion!

[regal swallow]

Candied fruit

[dusty root]

If ghosts can travel thru walls, they can travel thru flesh too. I'd be careful if I was you.

[sullen elm]

[sullen elm]

My flesh is too girthy for your ghost teeth

[dusty root]

recalls a very weird conversation involving teeth and flesh tearing....

[regal swallow]

Shrew will hide now back in the Lore Cave

[pure badge]

Local orange vegetable and a fish are fighting at the plaza! Very spooky and scandalous!

[tight lake]

You can hollow out his pumpkin insides and swim in the juices of his fruit

Is pumpkin a fruit? Or veggie

[fair dragon]

a veggie

[pure badge]

good question

[regal swallow]

Pumpkin is a fruit currently

[dusty root]

Look, I just want some pumpkin pie now, and I don't have a car. So. Dam.

[tight lake]

Fruit juice, pumpkin juice- hey isn't that a common drink in HP?

[regal swallow]

Pumpkin is a fruit due to its seed bearing culture

[tight lake]

Pumpkin beer.. no, butter beer

[dusty root]

kek, nut beer...

[regal swallow]

Einarale

[pure badge]

They have pumpkin juice too!

[pure badge]

True. Just read about it.

[heavy dew]

@celest maple it’s really a lot to quote, but it can all be found in the two pinned documents I this channel.
But it boils down to what I said, it’s mainly npcs but player is considered and cooperative housing etc is something they’re thinking about already

[dusty root]

Avocado is a fruit too! And is also somehow considered a berry even tho it only has 1 seed....

[tight lake]

Get drunk on some Einarale! Win against our strongest competitor, AAA-chuura!

[regal swallow]

Eggplant is a fruit too

[dusty root]

And tomato

[tight lake]

Tomato!

[pure badge]

Btw.
I know we can have neighborhoods but can we have a huge guild-house with it?

[tight lake]

Probably be somewhere in Kilima Village

[dusty root]

Kilima*

[heavy dew]

Also not confirmed but they’ve said things along the lines of cooperative accomplishments etc etc, not exact words

And I know it’s been suggested to have neighborhood buildings to progress towards

[tight lake]

Gosh darn it, it's Kill-emma in my mind

[pure badge]

Sounds good for me!

[dusty root]

lmao

[heavy dew]

Also, my Halloween prank will be..

Scrambling all the names of the emotes

[tight lake]

!!!!

[pure badge]

gasp

[tight lake]

Sacrilege!

[fair dragon]

sighs

[dusty root]

My halloween trick will be.... giving out chocolate chip cookies, but it's not chocolate it's raisins >:3

[heavy dew]

And I thought I was evil

[tight lake]

Oh that's finee

Raisins are tasty too

[heavy dew]

I mean I agree, but I wouldn’t wanna be bamboozled 👀

[dusty root]

Freshly baked oatmeal raisin cookies that are still soft n chewy are the best. Once they get hard... gimme a chocolate chip cookie instead :v

[tight lake]

Would you shroom a broom that zooms to whom?

[pure badge]

My halloween trick will be... The fact that I don't even like mushrooms, I know nothing about them and I simply appreciate their looks.

[dusty root]

SONOFA IDK WHY but I just thought of banana nut bread and I really REALLY want some now...

[tight lake]

It's over the moon, the groom whom looms a wound.

To whom, it may concern your tomb has a room to be doomed.

[heavy dew]

Your family doesn’t eat bananas

[dusty root]

Banana nut bread is an exception :v

Or banana cream pudding...

But we just don't straight up eat bananas

[tight lake]

A boon to be soon, a noon to be.. pumpkin cat ran out of rhymes, please feed a cookie.exe

[dusty root]

inserts cookie

waitwut >.>

[somber crag]

I forced myself to eat straight up bananas 'cause they good for you. Potassium rich, bb. But... I'd rather have them in bread form, absolutely (I prefer it without nuts, tho).

[tight lake]

Bow-chica-bow-wow

[pure badge]

KRIS, GET THE BANANA!

[tight lake]

Bananas are nice, but apples are nicer

[pure badge]

Potassium.

[dusty root]

Avocados are better than apples :v

[heavy dew]

Potbootyum* fixed it for you

[somber crag]

I looooove apples. Omnomnom.

[somber crag]

I see what you did there, and I respect it.

[heavy dew]

Thank you I tried xD

[tight lake]

gnite, spooky frens

[fair dragon]

sleep well!

[dusty root]

Banananananananana--- a critical error has occurred. Please insert caffeinated product to reset

[fair dragon]

dont you hate when your name is so common that when you hear it you look up but they not talkin to you

[heavy dew]

Tell me about it

[dusty root]

Ned fuud. wut eet.

[heavy dew]

Keep it to dictionary English in the chat, also eat something good!

I’m joking btw, leet speak and slang away

[fair dragon]

i keep reading your name as sir scary the berry lol

[heavy dew]

The mind games are working!

[dusty root]

brane kant engrish wiff not fuud. plz fex.

[heavy dew]

I was considering being “the scareberr” because people called me Ber Ber for a while.. but it doesn’t translate well in text

[fair dragon]

i feel ya the scareberr is pretty scary but we gotta do da mind games

[dusty root]

Imma go raid the kitchen and see what I can come up with that takes the least effort...

[silent cairn]

me every day ^

[heavy dew]

Sane! how you been?!

[silent cairn]

Berry!!

doing owkay doing awlright

how have you guys been on this side

[heavy dew]

Missed you buddy

[silent cairn]

no u

[fair dragon]

hi sane its nice to meetcha been preety good

[heavy dew]

I’ve been lovely, I’m on vacation so I couldn’t be better ^^

[dusty root]

OH GAWD nvm I'm about to make bootleg shrimp scampi. So much for minimal effort.

[heavy dew]

Mmmmm scampi

[silent cairn]

I have no idea what that is, but mmmmm shrimp

[heavy dew]

Scampi is those bigger shrimp

[silent cairn]

that's awesome! Glad you've been able to squeeze one in before another lockdown starts or something.

[dusty root]

Throw pre-cooked shrimp in hot water to heat up, melt butter, drain shrimp, pour butter on shrimp, garlic salt, parmesan. boom.

[heavy dew]

I mean I’ve been in and out of the country 8 times the past 2 years

[silent cairn]

heyooo, loki!! nice to meet you as well

[silent cairn]

what country are you from again, Berry, if I may ask?

[heavy dew]

Sweden

[dusty root]

And I'm so glad I didn't hit send on that...

[silent cairn]

oh right, heh, yeah Sweden doesn't care much for lockdowns. you're living the good life

[heavy dew]

I mean Sweden did nothing restriction wise other than.. recommend us to not meet in big groups. And we did fine, we already stayed away from eachother and the rest of EU was like.. eeeh Swedes are alright let them come here

[sand barn]

🍪 for everyone... everyyyooooone

[silent cairn]

so it's shrimp with extra steps. gotcha

[heavy dew]

I see what you did there Erin xD

Well played

[dusty root]

The cookies won't be ghostly cookies right? Like I can actually eat them? And no ectoplasm on them?

MOOOM, the ghost leaked on my cookie!

[sand barn]

I'm not cruel! If I give cookie, it's one untainted cookie. A pure cookie. So pure it'll melt in your mouth!

[dusty root]

I asked for a cookie, not cotton candy :v

[silent cairn]

this sentence is something

[sand barn]

takes Alannah's cookie back

[dusty root]

Q.Q

[silent cairn]

oh oh @heavy dew this made me think of an emote that I think we don't have yet that could be good maybe

an emote of someone blushing / embarrassed and hiding their face partially

although dang maybe works for that

[heavy dew]

and mix

[abstract rover]

i like cheese

[heavy dew]

I got a couple projects lined up for more emotes, just waiting for some things to fall into place before I start ^^ I’ll think up another blush one too

[silent cairn]

exactly yeah

[silent cairn]

you always got something new cooking up. a true artist. cannot wait

[sullen elm]

How’s your headache feesh

[carmine relic]

Huzzah!

[stone tulip]

ZUWARDO!

[abstract rover]

gambit

[surreal crest]

20 more minutes until I can get home ughh

[surreal crest]

Sane! long time no see!

[abstract rover]

luckyyyy i have 4 more hours

[smoky mango]

@blissful flax are u there?

[abstract rover]

also i dont know Sane ;-;

hello Sane nice to meet you :)

[silent cairn]

Chair!! You've upgraded your profile pic

[surreal crest]

no no, Berry did! haha

[silent cairn]

hello, csr_ph, nice to meet you!! happy to see more new people around!

[surreal crest]

keep struggling lil car

[silent cairn]

though I haven't been here for a while so I'm sure some of y'all have been here for ages without me knowing

[abstract rover]

i wouldnt call me newww ive been here for a month or 2

[silent cairn]

exaactly there we go

[abstract rover]

yea xD

[silent cairn]

but you're new to me and that's all that matters

[abstract rover]

yems

[surreal crest]

god I'm so tired. This day was such a clusterfuck

[silent cairn]

palia always heals the spirit

I'd ask what happened but don't wanna anger any tortoises.

[abstract rover]

pond patrol is always watching

[worthy rose]

I am pretty excited that hava got revealed

[carmine relic]

Who's Hava?

[worthy rose]

hava nice day lmao goteem

[surreal crest]

lmao nish I died XD

[sullen elm]

Levine Bush 😮

What the hell did I just say….

WHAT THE HELL DID AUTOCORRECT MAKE ME SAY 🤕

[remote latch]

Did anyone catch the twitter post yesterday practically confirming furniture making ? - https://twitter.com/playPalia/status/1447673760761348096

[tulip wagon]

I feel about this.

[fair dragon]

i did Xrystal! Hi Xrystal

[carmine relic]

I missed it

[dusty root]

Back. The shrimp was delicious. My boyfriend won't kiss me now tho lmao.

[carmine relic]

Aayae heya Offal! I didn't notice ya for a sec.

[sullen elm]

That’s cannibalism

[dusty root]

I am a fisher. Not a fish. I can catch my shrimp and eat em too :v

[sullen elm]

But you’re a fish now

[dusty root]

No, that's a picture of the ghost fish I caught obviously. My most prized catch.

[sullen elm]

A fish for fishes and eat fishes is fish cannibal

That’s what a cannibal feesh would say

Sussy

[dusty root]

Careful or I'll go full piranha on you :v

[sullen elm]

Stahp with the biting 😳

[dusty root]

Nom

[sullen elm]

Ouchie

[dusty root]

Imagine Halloween food. 'Piranha Soufflé'. Like a regular soufflé, but with a piranha head poking out the top like its gonna eat you.

[sullen elm]

I’d eat the piranha head first to make a statement

Better watch out 😬

[fair dragon]

[remote latch]

For the lurkers out there and any newcomers. Welcome to Palia : Pond Patrol Academy. As a recruit, your duties include tracking down the discarded paper scattered in our delightful ponds ( channels). But, don't throw them away as the information in those pages contain vital information to help us track down the culprits. Persons of Interest compiled the information contained within the #❔│game-faqs,#❓│old-team-answers-alpha and #🌠│official-art channels and the currently archived #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha channel. But we do know that documents referred to in #❔│game-faqs were compiled by Rin and Vlad Deciphering these channels/documents will bring you up to what we know about Palia : The Game so far, along with the recently acquired blog on the Palia site accessed via the #📢│palia-news channel or the bottom of the Palia site itself. For extra duties, how about assisting the team in the #game-suggestions channel. Promotion could take a while so make sure you sign up for an invite on the site and fill in the surveys. Again, welcome and we hope you enjoy waiting with us .

[static oasis]

Game release?? 🤷‍♂️

[remote latch]

much less than 3 years as per dev comment in June

[sullen elm]

[dusty root]

wonders how the pond patrol is recruiting when they are funded by taxes, but keep stopping me from fishing which cuts into my exports and means less taxes....

[sullen elm]

Not this again

WE’RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

[dusty root]

Methinks the pond patrol is resorting to illegal activities to acquire funding...

[static oasis]

well, there is time to play something else for the meantime😋

[sullen elm]

Feesh stop being feeshy

[remote latch]

yep, and time to make friends when you pop in here every now and then to keep on top of news 🙂

[static oasis]

Of course, by the way, I'm from Chile. I don't know if there will be a problem with that.

[carmine relic]

The Pond Patrol only has to deal with one bill, so they're fine on low income

[dusty root]

LMAO

[sullen elm]

Bruh

[dusty root]

Also, no problem. People are from all over 🙂

[static oasis]

💟

[sullen elm]

I’m from another galaxy, where we already have Palia

[dusty root]

Cheater :v Leak details

[fair dragon]

of course not we hope you have an amazing time here while you wait!

[sullen elm]

This planet is uncivilised, you do not have Palia yet, smh I’m returning home

[dusty root]

k bai

[sullen elm]

Eww I ain’t leaking anything

[dusty root]

KEK

[sullen elm]

Lmao

[remote latch]

hard to say (game play wise ) .. we have plenty of people around the world so I am sure there is someone in your time zone or near it.

[static oasis]

of course, but it's good to meet us

[dusty root]

If Palia is already released in your galaxy, then the NDA is over. And since you didn't test in this galaxy, the NDA doesn't apply to you. SHARE DETAILS

[static oasis]

I hope so, but anyway I like to meet and make friends in other parts of the world

[burnt elm]

Big brain move

[sullen elm]

I can’t I made a deal with the government that I’d follow their rules or they’d deport me back to my own galaxy

I have to follow this backwater planet’s NDA

[dusty root]

You said you want to go back so I don't see a problem here :v

[sullen elm]

But if you come to my planet you can play the game for yourself

[sullen elm]

They confiscated my spaceship for black box projects ._.

[dusty root]

So spill the details and they will come and deport you :v

[sullen elm]

With what spaceship are they going to deport me?

[dusty root]

Their spaceship, DUH

[sullen elm]

Ohh… I see what you mean…

Hold on while I copy paste all the details into a document

Based on your ancient technology compared to ours, it should take about…. Almost 3 years to get the document sent to you

[hidden lynx]

Happy time zone all!!!

[dusty root]

Bruh. You are already in this galaxy. On this planet. Just email me bro.

[abstract rover]

pals, i have news

[sullen elm]

My email address is in a dialect your feeble keyboards do not understand

[cinder temple]

Or is it.

[fair dragon]

please share T-T

[sullen elm]

You don’t have the symbols my language is made up of

[dusty root]

You are literally typing in a chat in real time. Post it here :v

[sullen elm]

Nah the document is too big it’ll take roughly 3 years to go through

[hidden lynx]

👀

[dusty root]

Break it up into a billion posts. People will read it :v

[hidden lynx]

What are we talking about?

[abstract rover]

Palia will release in an amount of time greater than 1 nanosecond

[fair dragon]

[sullen elm]

But then I’ll get deported

[dusty root]

BUT YOU WANT TO GO HOME AHHHH

[hidden lynx]

Palia is my home 🥰

[celest maple]

hello everyone 🙂

[dusty root]

Guido. You are showing that you only have 2 braincells and they are fighting for 3rd place.

[teal burrow]

Hey y’all what do you think the payment model for this game will be I’m fine paying 60 bucks I don’t want it to be free micrcroreansactions and if it’s a sub like I have a tiny felling it will be don’t go the wizard 101 route we’re you need to go to there website let us use our steam wallet

[sullen elm]

Smh, you humans need my teachings to survive the third coming of gloococknwjskallanwvwylmnibnmooky

[hidden lynx]

It's not been decided and isn't something we should speculate on

[abstract rover]

No monetization info yet

[dusty root]

How are we supposed to get your teachings if you insist on sending them thru documents that take years...? We're doomed.

[hidden lynx]

@dusty root are you new? And legitimately asking when the game will release? Sorry trying to catch up

[bright forge]

We don't know. We had that conversation about 100 times and every way of monetisation have some fans here.

[fair dragon]

less than 3 years

[sullen elm]

Smh, maybe you should have had better fishing laws then, it’s cause of our amazing fishing laws and legislations that we have such amazing technology :3

[dusty root]

No no, I mean. Yea I'm kind of new, but me and Guido are just messing around. We kind of slip into roleplaying and talking about Palia n stuff

[hidden lynx]

I'm not new 🤣

[remote latch]

There was a response to a monetisation question on Twitter the other day though. It might not answer your question though @teal burrow : https://twitter.com/playPalia/status/1443644204618420236

[celest maple]

Can't wait for palia ❤️ 🙂

[sullen elm]

Who said I’m pretending feesh

[fair dragon]

ohhhhhh

[hidden lynx]

Okay I figured the second part but if you were also asking a real question I wanted to try and answer for you 🥰

[dusty root]

Feesh can still post the entire roleplay for everyone to see Guido's incompetence :v

[remote latch]

Yeah Loki, Britt is one of the old timers 🙂

[sullen elm]

0-0

[hidden lynx]

I have been here since day one!

[abstract rover]

we're all excited :D

[fair dragon]

ahhh my bad i read the question wrong i thought she were asking when it was releasing my apologies

[celest maple]

XD hope it gets here soon thou!

[hidden lynx]

I'm just not super active in Palia chat since I'm a tester 🤷🏻‍♀️ so I hide alot now sorry

You're all good!

[sullen elm]

If you can get rid of your headache before the end of this week then I’ll let you post the whole roleplay in a document

[bright forge]

We miss you

[sullen elm]

[hidden lynx]

Hi perin!!!

[bright forge]

Hi hi

[dusty root]

Suddenly and miraculously my headache seems to have disappeared. Guess everyone gets to see it now :v

[hidden lynx]

How are you?

[sullen elm]

Yeah not gonna work on me that easily :3

But nice try feesh

[bright forge]

I'm good. Waiting here almost every day

[hidden lynx]

It's worth it!

[dusty root]

Nice try Guido, but the thing about the internet is, I could copy paste everything and there's only 1 thing you could do to stop me. And that's if I haven't done it already >:)

[bright forge]

I believe that

[sullen elm]

[dusty root]

Always think 3 steps ahead

[hidden lynx]

Did you guys enjoy the kilima village info???

[sullen elm]

Guido trips over first step lmao

[dusty root]

Guido face planted into a tree :v

[sullen elm]

HUSH

.>

[celest maple]

XD

[hidden lynx]

👀

[dusty root]

Guido also dropped and broke his spyglass because he was distracted by a girl stretching :v

[bright forge]

Yes but I want to see more( but pls no more shots of village fom far)

[sullen elm]

Stop sharing the story!!!

[dusty root]

Guido then ignored every attempt the girl made to try and woo him in favor of stuffing his face with a tuna sandwich :v

[sullen elm]

AHHHHH

[remote latch]

yep, looking forward to more stuff - yes, need more angles .. I need the 3 shops on the other side and a close up of the Library/Town Hall now

[hidden lynx]

I'm excited they are sharing more!

[celest maple]

shares cookies

[sullen elm]

steals cookies and runs away

[celest maple]

Throws rollinpin at Guido Oi you be sharing!

[hidden lynx]

I'm excited for you guys to see more 🥺 the world is so pretty

[dusty root]

Guido THEN cleaned up spilled tea with the handkerchief he has picked up broken glass in, and caused the girl to sit in her chair and slice her leg open on glass shards, leading to her almost bleeding out :v

[sullen elm]

._.

[bright forge]

I have waited around 130 days so I will endure another 130 (but pls more stuff)

[dusty root]

GUIDO THEN tried to cover up the fact that it was his fault by asking if the blood was from her 'girl troubles' e.e

[hidden lynx]

2 more months and we hit 6 months 👀

[celest maple]

🙂 I intend on makin Palia my retirement mmo...been from wow..to ffxiv...to swtor.......looking forward to something more relaxing

[dusty root]

^ same

[hidden lynx]

It's definitely that for sure!

[celest maple]

not gonna be pvp in it is there? XD...

[dusty root]

no

[hidden lynx]

Alot of us play Genshin impact while we wait haha

[celest maple]

thank goodness

[hidden lynx]

No there isn't - at least not in the combat sense

[dusty root]

Things like fishing tournaments? More than likely.

[surreal crest]

home at last
hii Warqueen

[celest maple]

Now that I can get behind

just combat pvp can sometimes turn things from fun to unecessary toxic

[hidden lynx]

Yeah ! I'll end up organizing unofficial stuff every week for my neighborhood to do and stuff for anyone to join and have fun with!

Hey 🪑

[dusty root]

Will there be feesh? I can provide feesh...

[hidden lynx]

Fish? Yes

[dusty root]

NGL I just wanna fish at the lake/pond/pier and chill and chat all day with a bunch of friends :v

[celest maple]

sameee

[dusty root]

Been fishing in New World, but it's so lonely...

[celest maple]

fish/chat with a keg of ale or something

[hidden lynx]

Fishing with Einar is most relaxing 😌

[celest maple]

also as a rper XD i can't wait to rp on Palia

[bright forge]

(making notes) 🗒️ yes..

[hidden lynx]

Haha 😂

I haven't said a single thing that isn't public or in the trailer perin 😂

[dusty root]

lmao

[bright forge]

There are many RP folks waiting here (I'm more TRPG guy but I will also try RP)

[dusty root]

Wonder if Einar will hoist me up on his shoulders so I can cast my line out farther....

[hidden lynx]

Yeah alot of people here are into d&d and stuff

[carmine relic]

Einar would probably use you as bait for extremely big fish, don't trust him

[hidden lynx]

🤷‍♀️

[dusty root]

Again, my pfp isn't me, it's my most prized catch. A ghost fish. Siiiigh

[hidden lynx]

Wait 👀

[tulip wagon]

Spoop

[hidden lynx]

There are NEW PEOPLE HERE 👀 I haven't offered my invitation to the Queendom yet 🥺

[dusty root]

Wonder if Einar would let someone borrow his hat. That would be flippin adorable having a cute lil character with a huge oversized hat :3

Someone DRAW IT

[scarlet wagon]

Good afternoon friends

[hidden lynx]

The Queendom of L'asëa [QoL] is going to be a helpful hand across the land. Once Palia has neighborhoods, I'm going to build L'asëa from the ground up and invite friendly players to help me do it. We'll have weekly events, organized adventures and parties, and offer to assist people all over Palia whether they're in our group or not. If you're someone who likes helping new players and building positive memories, consider moving into the Queendom where everyone feels like royalty. 🥰👸

[bright forge]

Tbh if someone want to know how you look like there is a way of doing that

[tulip wagon]

[hidden lynx]

In the trailer the character has one hanging by the door 👀 if I'm not mistaken

[dusty root]

All anyone needs to do to see what I look like is scroll back thru pet pics :v

[bright forge]

that is what I was talking about

[tulip wagon]

If no one sees my face, does it exist?
🤯

[hidden lynx]

Yes

You can't see air but it exists and you can't exist without it sooooo

[bright forge]

only person here that knows how I look like is Berry

[dusty root]

LIES we are all a part of the matrix. It's all a simulation 🤯

[hidden lynx]

Nah

I've got a Queendom to run don't have time for the matrix

[remote latch]

rofl Quote from Amelia yesterday : [S6] AmeliaMarz — Yesterday at 7:41 PM Hear me out: We abandon modern society and build a real-life Palia Link:#💬│palia-discussions message

[bright forge]

All I need now is more Palia info (pls mechanics I have enough landscapes)

[hidden lynx]

I'm down with that

[dusty root]

I'm down :v I don't have any funding tho.

[hidden lynx]

Sames

[dusty root]

Actually... I'm struggling to figure out what if any skills I would even bring to be a useful member of real-life Palian society @.@

[remote latch]

take up fishing 😛

[dusty root]

I suck at real life fishing 😒

[hidden lynx]

Kindness is important ☺️

[dusty root]

I could be a delivery girl o.o I'm use to moving things around...

[bright forge]

You don't need to be useful it's Palia not WoW all we need is you and only you.

[dusty root]

❤️

[hidden lynx]

Exactly!

You should be kind though that's important 😉

[dusty root]

Still I'd want to be useful tho and not feel like dead weight. I spent some time as a waitress. I could help run the food center and get people their meals...

[bright forge]

I mean of course being nice is always welcome

[hidden lynx]

Psssst @pallid igloo I hope you're having the best day! 🥰 And all the productivity this week! 🥳

I'd organize events and group activities and the like 👀

[dusty root]

I also worked in retail a bit. I could help run a store exchange... program... thing...

[hidden lynx]

Hopefully be a leader in some capacity 🥺

[sand barn]

Fishy fishy is all we need, Alannah can bring it to us with speed!

[dusty root]

WAIT IVE GOT IT. I worked at dominos. I can make PIZZA. I just need ingredients and dough, and a conveyor oven.

[hidden lynx]

Pizza is yummy!

[bright forge]

I want to gather stuff, make potions and explore the world.

[dusty root]

So, real world speaking, you want to make liquor and cough syrup, and venture into the modern society we left for resources...

[hidden lynx]

LOL

[bright forge]

I'm 19 years old student (for second week now) I have none real life skills

[dusty root]

I'm sure you can pick up a watering can and water some crops if you were told which ones :v

If everyone helps out a little, it ends up helping a lot.

[remote latch]

Rofl Perin, don't worry .. most of my working life is practically void now .. software I was coding was antiquated at the time .. its dead now rofl

[dusty root]

smells like adobe flash...

[remote latch]

nah .. just an old programming language for some accountancy software

[carmine relic]

Oh man. I'm a... wait, what was I again?

[sand barn]

Don't undersell yourself!

[dusty root]

On that note tho, Almost all the games I use to play to pass the time were flash games and now they are gone. Super sad.

[fair dragon]

a rocket wizard

[remote latch]

you are soon to be Rocket Wizard without the ?

[hidden lynx]

I'm an adult but not a real adult... I still need an adult adult ya know?

[carmine relic]

Ah right!

[dusty root]

I'm 31. I still need my mom :v

[sand barn]

And we all need Pals

[hidden lynx]

Facts.

My mom is the best and I can't imagine life without her and will be so sad when she's gone 😭

[fair dragon]

i havent graduated high school....yet i definitely definitely still need my dad

[bright forge]

I love you guys. I know my worth I love nature and cooking and also I'm a Game Master( I run TRPG sessions for my friends) so I have some abilities

[calm olive]

How's it going in here :)

[dusty root]

My mom. She is the most annoying woman on the face of this earth. She makes me want to put my head thru a wall. But you best bet, when I'm in trouble, not feeling good, need advice, she's the first person I go running to.

[hidden lynx]

It's good! How are you?

[fair dragon]

its going how about you?

[calm olive]

That's good! I'm just chillin

[surreal crest]

hello new friend!

[hidden lynx]

Alannah 👀

[dusty root]

.>

[hidden lynx]

You're pretty cool 😎

[bright forge]

I plan to run some trpg sessions for some folks from here but I need some more time to decide if I will be able to do that

[dusty root]

❤️

[hidden lynx]

Same goes for you Loki 👀

[fair dragon]

T-T thank ya youre pretty cool too Your Majesty bows

[surreal crest]

omg haiii Loki

[fair dragon]

HAIIIII CHAIR HOW ARE YA!!!

[bright forge]

Tbh it's strange to see someone that is here for longer than me

[hidden lynx]

Would you guys wanna join my cool Queendom 🥺

[dusty root]

What duties do you require of me, my Queen?

[hidden lynx]

It's my neighborhood for when the game releases 👀

ABSOLUTELY NONE! 🥰

[fair dragon]

It would be my pleasure your majesty!

[dusty root]

SOLD :V

[calm olive]

That's soo cool

[hidden lynx]

Wooooo

Froothy youre welcome as well 🥰

[bright forge]

As you all can see above I'm also in Queendom

[dusty root]

I tend to hoard resources in mmos, so if you need something once everything is settled in, I'll prolly have it. Or something equivalent.

[hidden lynx]

It's open to everyone haha if you WANT to add [QoL] to your nickname you can but it's super not required

Yeah I'm the same way - I need to do a resources run in Genshin I just haven't had the time 🥺

[dusty root]

Especially things like beginner resources. I tend to stockpile iron ore and stuff.

[sullen elm]

Ahhhh can finally catch my breath 😪

[fair dragon]

Yeah if you need meat or something ive gotcha i will be a hunter so i can definitely help ya there

[lean stirrup]

Yo guys i dont usually chat here but omg i cant get over the new awesome art

[bright forge]

(Me digging every piece of coal I see in Minecraft) I understand.

[hidden lynx]

Isn't it so pretty!

[fair dragon]

its so beautiful T-T

[lean stirrup]

Yeahh!!! Instantly set as desktop wallpaper

[sand barn]

We're happy to see you join in on our excitement over the art!

[calm olive]

It's amazingg

[hidden lynx]

I'll do a bit of everything, but will focus on helping new people and organizing fun events each week !

[fair dragon]

same!

[calm olive]

Cant wait to play the game so I can admire all the pretty areas in it

[hidden lynx]

We will all get to play one day! It will be so nice 🥺 can't wait to be home with you all ☺️

[dusty root]

I will literally just dig tunnels for hours gathering anything and everything. 'Cept stone. I usually chuck that.

[sullen elm]

Diggah tunnel diggah diggah tunnel

[pallid igloo]

Thar's gold in them thar stones!

[dusty root]

QoL also stands for Quality of Life :3

[bright forge]

That's why I had to learn how to manage my inventory so well I hate to leave stuff behind.

[dusty root]

😮 HII

[surreal crest]

I'm goood how are ya?!

[sullen elm]

Quick before the Hyena comessssss

[surreal crest]

PURPLE NAME! PURPLE NAME!

[fair dragon]

im doing well!

AMELLLLIIAAAA HIIIIIII

[pallid igloo]

@hidden lynx summoned me so I wanted to say "hiiiii!" I has to 🏃🏻‍♀️ but I hope you're all doing well! 💜

[sullen elm]

MARZ-BARRRR

[hidden lynx]

Just wanted to wish you well 🥰

[surreal crest]

Amelia Marzipan lmao

[empty swan]

bruno

[ruby coral]

boa noite bruno

[sullen elm]

Hai new person

[ruby coral]

hello my man

[hidden lynx]

It does! And L'asëa means kindness, helpfulness, and community in elvish 👀

I thought ALOT about my neighborhood name haha 🤣

[fair dragon]

LOL But it is a really pretty name!

[hidden lynx]

Thanks 🥺 it also sounds like sea which is mermaidy and the best thing ever

[dusty root]

How is it pronounced? Luh-ah-say-ah?

[lean stirrup]

Mannnnnn I could think about my name or I could just go for something super weeby like I usually do

[ruby coral]

bruno estou com saudades sua

[hidden lynx]

La sea ah

[hidden lynx]

The chat is English only friend!

[dusty root]

Ah, that's easier. Why I always think up the complicated stuff first :v

[ruby coral]

but i dont speak english my lady

[bright forge]

[hidden lynx]

👀

[abstract rover]

pretty sure thats english you just spoke there

[dusty root]

[ruby coral]

you sure?

[abstract rover]

[sullen elm]

Sussy

[ruby coral]

i speak portugues only

[hidden lynx]

Yeah 😂 so anyways we thought ALOT about the neighborhood name and the values we wanted to have for it

Alot of the community got together in the early days to help me work out everything 🥰

[fair dragon]

ahhhh thats really nice!

[dusty root]

You see, that's what I like about this. It's less 'every man for himself' and more 'how can we help each other'

[hidden lynx]

Yep.

Did you see the whole message thing I posted about it earlier?

[sullen elm]

Give Guido more tuna fish sandwiches

[hidden lynx]

The Queendom of L'asëa [QoL] is going to be a helpful hand across the land. Once Palia has neighborhoods, I'm going to build L'asëa from the ground up and invite friendly players to help me do it. We'll have weekly events, organized adventures and parties, and offer to assist people all over Palia whether they're in our group or not. If you're someone who likes helping new players and building positive memories, consider moving into the Queendom where everyone feels like royalty.

[sullen elm]

That’s how you can help

[dusty root]

I'll gib tuna sandwiches for elderberries :v

[sullen elm]

Get over your headache and I’ll have your elderberries :>

[hidden lynx]

So like an emphasis on helping new players - but we help everyone even if it's just going fishing next to each other so someone isnt alone 🤷🏻‍♀️

[fair dragon]

that sounds absolutely wonderful i wouldnt mind helping people when i am not hunting

[sullen elm]

Introverted people beware…

[dusty root]

I am SO down to be a fishing buddy, you have no idea HOW much I hate doing stuff alone.

[hidden lynx]

Are you pudge from Lilo and stitch?

[woeful sedge]

Hello everyone!

[sullen elm]

No I’m Guido >.>

[dusty root]

Nono, Pudge needs peanut butter...

[hidden lynx]

Yeah so that's the basic small premises of my neighborhood 🥺

IVY! Hey hun! How are you?

[surreal crest]

ah Queen reminded me, Imma run a casino if anyone of you wanna make some quick pebbles

[hidden lynx]

Yes yes but reminded me of that

[dusty root]

Must shorten name to have QoL...

[abstract rover]

i'm going to make my nekojin character solely because you said that.
"Gimme your tuna fishies or I's gonna steals em, mew!"

[wet ether]

Being approached by a friendly face and knowing that in a game like this chances are that they aren't trying to make fun of you. I feel like its not a problem for your average introvert. I certainly feel like it would be ok for me.. Introverts need social interactions too!

[hidden lynx]

Could take out raven? 👀

[woeful sedge]

HI BRITTANY

[dusty root]

BOOM

[woeful sedge]

Welcome to the Queendom

[sullen elm]

I get my social interaction online from roleplaying

[hidden lynx]

You're welcome to also join the Queendom! There will be neighborhoods specifically for introverts tho if you want to wait 🥰 bit you can always come to me for social things!

[dusty root]

I shall provide the feeshiest feesh you've never feeshed.

[hidden lynx]

Ivy how have you been 🥺 I miss you 😭

[bright forge]

I have long name but all I need is there

[sullen elm]

And eating tuna fish sandwiches…

[woeful sedge]

I’ve been good! Busy 😑

[sullen elm]

I’ll eat the feesh out of your feesh

[dusty root]

O.O

[hidden lynx]

Sames so busy I have the kiddo for fall break so we are about to make haunted ginger bread houses!

So I'll have to run away soon 👀

[abstract rover]

I'd join QoL if i didnt already have a sovereign state of baristas to look after

[fair dragon]

ive never made a gingerbread house thats so cool!

[wet ether]

I'm happy to be welcome, I feel like commitments and choices like that are difficult. I'll be happy to be allotted in a "neighbourhood" I fit in through the people I befriend though

[hidden lynx]

Oh? You could do both 😉

[dusty root]

Join QoL and have your baristas join too :v

[hidden lynx]

Exactly!

[abstract rover]

Blasphemy! Baristafia for life!

[woeful sedge]

Ginger bread houses are so fun

[dusty root]

Imma move up in ranks and become Princess Alannah :v

[hidden lynx]

Of you join now and find someplace better for you that's super fine! You aren't required to stay or anything!

[bright forge]

Or do like me and join everyone !

[woeful sedge]

Hehe

[dusty root]

I really hope we can join more than 1 neighborhood. I put it in the 'submit your questions' so hopefully we find out something

[abstract rover]

Perhaps arrangements can be made to open a Baristafia cafe branch in QoL

[dusty root]

YUS

[wet ether]

I really hope that's the case. I would love to have some stability through being able to associate with friendly people, I don't want to not be able to continue to do so when I meet new nice people

[hidden lynx]

I'd allow it 👀

[dusty root]

Imma need them berry smoothies

[bright forge]

It's closed right now tho

[dusty root]

Yes, I know. I submitted it before it was closed :v

[bright forge]

ok

[wet ether]

Early fish catches the pickled-worm-pie

[dusty root]

Nono, we gib the pickled worm pies to Gus and he makes more feesh to feesh.

[bright forge]

Are you casting Confusion spell on me or something else?

[remote latch]

yeah hopefully between our neighbourhood questions we will get something about neighbourhoods in the next Q & A

[wet ether]

Gus better be early !

Else the saying won't make any sense

[dusty root]

Gus stays up late spawning fish with Margaret. Why you think he's always so grumpy :v

[wet ether]

hahah

Think he would be happier with that activity

[sullen elm]

I’m gonna hang out with Zeki a lot

[dusty root]

Yea, but it's also exhausting work. Then I get up at the butt crack of dawn and throw my line in the water causing chaos and waking him up all the time :V

[wet ether]

I thought we are making perfect sense

[sullen elm]

Me and Zeki are gonna be best buds

[hidden lynx]

Arcane if you are joining QoL even just temp you're welcome to add [QoL] to your nickname at the end! But it isn't required at all!

[abstract rover]

i can hear the radio talk show segment now:
"In other news, the Baristafia has signed an agreement with QoL to have cafe branches in it in exchange for 'tuna fishies' in order to 'quell the cat demon' that torments their people and demands 'kiti tax in form of headpatses and free food'. More on this at 6."

[hidden lynx]

Ohmg I love it hahahah

[woeful sedge]

onto Ashura with the weather

[dusty root]

Will provide fish for berry smoothies :v

[hidden lynx]

Alright haunted gingerbread house time! I shall see you guys later! I can post pictures later if you would like?

[abstract rover]

yeah that 'cat-demon' will probably be my first character lol

[woeful sedge]

Yes!!!

[dusty root]

LMAO

All you gotta do is don a 'cat ear headband' and boom. cat demon XD

[abstract rover]

Her name is Kuro. People describe her as, and i quote, "Stupid little cat b*tch that steals all of our damned fish and literally robs the elderly for money in order to buy more fish"

[dusty root]

OOO doesn't Kuro mean black?

[abstract rover]

yes

[wet ether]

I'll accept the role of a visiting dignitary looking for a plot of land to settle in
Thank you for your hospitality!

[sullen elm]

I just wanna uncover all the lore of Palia

[abstract rover]

Kuro has been quoted saying: "Gullible old ladieses give me anything, mew. Jus' a side effect of being the cutest thing in the Sector."

[sullen elm]

So Kuro is Gollum

[dusty root]

I'll gib extra fish if I get berry smoothies AND get to snuggle da kitteh.

[sullen elm]

I’ll put my elderberries in your smoothie :>

[dusty root]

That sounds SO wrong out of context...

[sullen elm]

Lmao

[abstract rover]

Kuro: "Snuggleses ain't free. Gots ta pay the kiti tax for at least 3 centuries, mew."

[woeful sedge]

I’d reckon Kuro is significantly cuter than Gollum

[remote latch]

isn't that normal for Guido though ?

[dusty root]

Indeed. And that is why I try not to think about what people are doing to my food behind the counter...

[sullen elm]

OWO

[abstract rover]

secretly adding salt. too much salt.

[sullen elm]

Hahah

[dusty root]

Mcdonalds french fries usually could do with more salt :v

[wet ether]

I'll bring a crate of mystery potions to parties. It might give you a falsetto, grow your a magnificent moustache or make you fall in love with the closest inanimate object. Fun for all

[ocean stone]

Especially in England where they don't put any extra salt

[woeful sedge]

I always find fast food fries way too salty

[dusty root]

Stares intently at cucumber

[remote latch]

that would be funny to screenshot and post on my newspaper .. if I have one 🙂

[sullen elm]

chomps cucumber

[abstract rover]

I have potions infused with very strong aphrodisiacs. But we dont bring those to parties. Gotta keep it PG

[dusty root]

Nah, the NC-17 stuff is what private discord chats are for :v

[sullen elm]

Palia after dark UwU

[celest maple]

[abstract rover]

oh my, private discord chats~ so risqué~