💬│palia-discussions

[abstract rover]

oof

[ocean stone]

Dang I didn't know car_phone had moved onto being part of Big Air

[sand barn]

Hiya cinna! Hope you're doing toasty

[ocean stone]

Heyyy! Erin! thanks! I'm doing just simply toasty today. How are you?

[carmine relic]

Aye, welcome, Cinna!

<@&830144903652311090> scammer here

And in a few other channels, too, it seems.

[fallen summit]

in most of them now

[sand barn]

Doing alright! Simply toasty is better than burnt toasty i hope

[leaden knot]

Eyoo

[atomic agate]

Good Mango Pals 🥭

[carmine relic]

Ayyee the sus-links are gone!

[ocean stone]

Yayyy for Daphne!

Thank youuuu

[regal swallow]

A Dance for Daphne

[shrewd ingot]

Good morning o/

[remote latch]

Gambit, ready for the new Welcome post ?

[carmine relic]

Aye!

[remote latch]

For the lurkers out there and any newcomers. Welcome to Palia : Auni's Mail Service. Auni is looking forward to meeting us, I could even say excited ( ) so much so that he is browsing through the channels himself acquiring useful documents that you may want to take a look out . So look out for information from the official channels. Auni will likely visit the #❔│game-faqs,#❓│old-team-answers-alpha and #🌠│official-art channels first and then maybe the currently archived #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha channel, lots of humans in there. He will be fascinated to know that the #❔│game-faqs also includes links to the documents compiled by Rin and Vlad, members of our human community. Once you have read through these documents you should know what we know about Palia : The Game so far. Auni will hopefully remember that there is a Pre-Alpha blog on the Palia site that can be accessed via the #📢│palia-news channel or the bottom of the Palia site itself and will send that along to you too. Auni can also help you, by delivering your game suggestions to the #game-suggestions channel for you, and may even be happy enough to pose for you if you feel inclined to make some fan art for the #🎨│old-palia-fan-art channel. And if you sign up and fill in the surveys I am sure Auni will gladly deliver these to the developers so that you get a chance to visit him and his family and friends. Again, welcome and we hope you enjoy waiting with us .

[carmine relic]

Shall I post my daily report as well?

[remote latch]

ooh yeah 🙂

[carmine relic]

Today is October 9th. I don't know how long I'll be waiting anymore. The time gap has gotten even closer, yet more sporadic. If I'm extremely, ungodly lucky, it'll happen as soon as today! If not... then I got a whole week to wait. Somehow, waiting on this last moment chance is even more stressful than the wait in general

[remote latch]

Gambit, was that the kind of thing you were thinking of for the Auni post ?

[carmine relic]

Somewhat, yeah. It works pretty nicely!

[deep frigate]

love it, xrystal!

[mellow verge]

It's been mentioned in server suggestion but it would be great if the role for our names didn't add an icon. I'm ok with color change but the emoji feels a bit invasive with editing my name and it looks silly with my Halloween emoji

[remote latch]

the idea was Gambits .. just had to word it right 🙂

[deep frigate]

The role icons rolled out this past week with the newest Discord update, as a perk for servers who are boosted level 2+
As with every update, some people like the icons, and some don't. I don't remember if there is an option for removing them.

[mellow verge]

It should be a choice, a second set of roles

[sand barn]

I'm sure they'll take a look at the suggestions

[surreal crest]

jesus I just wake up, saw my brand new GPU and I feel like crying

[carmine relic]

Now the Chair Police can do GPU things better, heck yeah

[sand barn]

Mystic chair now in ultra mysticism!

[surreal crest]

Mystic Charir™, now in RTX

[earnest relic]

373 new messages 😢 can't read yall 😦

[remote latch]

yeah it can get a bit busy sometimes .. I usually scroll up one or two times if I miss a lot of posts to get at least the most recent posts read

[quasi topaz]

hey ive been absent for a while whats new

im a boomer what does the chair emoji mean

[cinder temple]

It means a lot of things - to chairs.

[wet ether]

Hi, it's a mystic chair without a mystic sheet

[cinder temple]

Sort of like the word 'Aloha'

[glad egret]

welcome baaack 🖤

[surreal crest]

it is mine personal badge of approval - welcome back!

[surreal crest]

hi Daphne!

[sand barn]

I'm a boomer 😂 😂

[quasi topaz]

chair

[surreal crest]

yes?

[quasi topaz]

hi!!

[surreal crest]

hewwo!!

[quasi topaz]

😮

[surreal crest]

wassup?

[wet ether]

I wonder if Palia will have more than one language (in game, not localization)

[sand barn]

Maybe zeki has a different language but had to learn a new to settle in the village?

[remote latch]

Zeki language and Einar language and the Elf Like language ?

[wet ether]

Yeah.. and if there are more continents or some such, would there be a different "common" language, or the same? Would racial languages differ based on location? Accents too

[surreal crest]

I feel like Einar can't talk

I think he just does sounds like Big Daddies in Bioshock

[remote latch]

not even beeps and whistles ?

[fallen summit]

He talks by blinking

[surreal crest]

HMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH....

[sand barn]

That would be terrifying 😂

[wet ether]

Einar communicates via morse code

[remote latch]

...---...

[sand barn]

The expression they posted in art were pretty cool

[remote latch]

He's been sending that every day or hour since the humans left rofl

[surreal crest]

I think dialogue with Einar can go like "(Einar wants you to follow him)"

[ebon jay]

Hi everyone

[violet tendon]

Had it been stated how the movements/combat will be handled? I realize this isn’t a “combat” game but that animals can be hunted so there must be some. Curious if it will be tab Target style like WoW (I hope for this) or more action controls.

[remote latch]

@violet tendon , I don't think they have clarified exactly how they all work. And unfortunately the Pre-Alpha testers can't tell us that info either. ( Wrong reply to post )

[wet ether]

[ebon jay]

Wrong ping I think, I just said hi ^^

[remote latch]

oops .. that happens quite often .. sorry

[ebon jay]

No problem ^^

[wet ether]

Does Palia have a jail? Because after this we need one.

[remote latch]

Well they do have a magistrate 😛

[ebon jay]

Just an afternoon with some tea will be enough (I bring the tea)

[wet ether]

mmmm tea!

[ebon jay]

I thought you wanted a jail D:

[sand barn]

🍪 for with the cuppa!

[wet ether]

That was before tea was offered as an alternative

I could also have my tea with you when Xrystal sits behind bars

[sand barn]

Imprisoned for being helpful and tagging the wrong person trying to help someone. So rude Xrystal

[wet ether]

I imagine Palia jail would be a place you would enjoy spending a weekend at when things are hectic and you just need to chill with a good book and have someone to talk to

[graceful forum]

Can we please get this game on PS4/5 it’s looking so beautiful and I really want to play it

[remote latch]

They have said they will try to get it on as many platforms as is feasible, but PC at release and then mobile as the priority are their initial goals [S6] ItNightshade — 06/04/2021 We're aiming to release on "most" platforms after PC launch, mobile is a high priority, I don't think I can say more than that right now. I can't speak to crossplay.

[sand barn]

Palia jail, where you go if you want a break from adulting and need a good excuse to tell people off

[graceful forum]

I understand 🙂 I just wanted to beg

[sullen elm]

Good evening peeps :3

[stone tulip]

Palia jail, where you can reenact the shining on all of the poor victims inside just to get a laugh

[random aurora]

Hello everyone, i don't installed Palia, but its free game or not ? (sorry for accent i am fr)

[sand barn]

No need to apologize for trying to speak a foreign language!

Palia currently is in development, so its not out yet. We're currently waiting on news for the alpha to start :)

[random aurora]

Okay, thank you so much ! :))

[surreal crest]

chryste ale bym herbatę wypił god, I want to drink some tea, lmao I'm so tired I typed in polish wtf

[violet tendon]

Thanks! 😉

[fair dragon]

Hi guys I was at a birthday party but how was everyone's day?

[storm tartan]

👋

[surreal crest]

HI LOKII! how was it?!
I GOT THE NEW GPU AFTER WAITING FOR 14 HOURS LIKE WORM IN FRONT OF A SHOP

[fair dragon]

It was wonderful and I'm glad you got what you wanted after so long😂

[native wraith]

I don't think worms can wait in a line.

[fair dragon]

Hi it's nice to meetcha

[native wraith]

I know the crawfish of the ocean usually tend to make an orderly que for trading shells! 😄

[surreal crest]

well... Their entire body is a "line" 🤔

[native wraith]

I mean, you're not wrong. 🤔

[heavy dew]

Like the yodel crawfish form an orderly orderly orderly queue

Hi lovelies ^^

How’s everyone today?

[surreal crest]

There was this guy and his 2 sons, all of them had a FRICKING TENT outside the store, they were there since THURSDAY (the whole event was today xD). They were first in the line and they came from really far away to get this discounted GPUs. And you know what? They couldn't. One person = one GPU, even if you bring kids with you.

[surreal crest]

I'm tired af Berry, everything in my body hurts but it was worth it

[remote latch]

psst Berry, new welcome message ( #💬│palia-discussions message )

[heavy dew]

You should replace hurting body parts with mechanical overlord parts, they don’t hurt

[heavy dew]

Ooooo mail service

[remote latch]

Gambit had the idea ..

[heavy dew]

Make sure you get some rest Chair ^^ if it was worth it you’ve earned it!

[carmine relic]

But that means being more suspceitlekti e to something robots suffer from a lot

"Susceptible" is a very hard word to spell, also. Just thought of that.

[heavy dew]

Susoeclewhatnow

[surreal crest]

sus

[heavy dew]

Stop that

[surreal crest]

amogus

[heavy dew]

Stop it 👀

Keep it to Palia in the chat

[storm tartan]

narrows eyes Suspectabubble ?

[surreal crest]

Gambit with 🧯 emote XDDD

[heavy dew]

Suspernaturalbubbletea

[surreal crest]

omg I want bubble tea

[storm tartan]

hides

[surreal crest]

it sounds like a wizard spell
SUSPECTA BUBBLE!

[heavy dew]

Hi we haven’t met yet, I’m Berry

[fallen summit]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[leaden knot]

How is everyone?

[heavy dew]

Iiiiiiit’s soup

[heavy dew]

Splendid, thank you! How are you?

[native wraith]

Sohungry, feed meeee D:

[wet ether]

what's cookin

[storm tartan]

Hiya 🙂 Bit new 'round here . Just recently heard about Palia 😄

[surreal crest]

you look fuzzy

[regal swallow]

Wizard Spell: Hocus Pocus Wizard Crab!

[heavy dew]

You’re most welcome, how’d you find it? ^^

[surreal crest]

ohgodmyback

[leaden knot]

I'm doing pretty goood, just remembered that this game exists and thought i'd sign up for the alpha test

[leaden knot]

I'm just too fast for your eyes

[carmine relic]

I wonder how many people have already signed up for alpha?

[fair dragon]

Wait how do we sign up for alpha through the site?

[heavy dew]

I’m Cherry Allen, fastest berry alive

[surreal crest]

Pre-alpha is now over, we are awaiting any info about future tests ^^

[heavy dew]

If you already signed up for pre-alpha you’re already set

[leaden knot]

I never get into alpha stuff, but maybe this time it'll be different lol

[surreal crest]

yes

[leaden knot]

Ohh i see

[surreal crest]

also don't worry, it was 1400 lucky ones out of 100k

[fair dragon]

Oh okay I already did then I thought I miss something new also hi berry hope you're doing well

[wet ether]

got my alpha ticket right here, see the A? 🎫

[leaden knot]

Ever since i've played stardew I've been wanting a multiplayer farming game

[carmine relic]

You forgot the disaster of the first 100 of those 1400.

[heavy dew]

Hi Loki ^^ I am doing well, thank you, hope you are too

[fair dragon]

Yes I am

[surreal crest]

I think it was 200

[carmine relic]

Whatever it was, it was a pretty small number

[heavy dew]

200 first then another 1200

[native wraith]

Ooh, storytime!

[fair dragon]

Hi everyone I didnt say hi to I missed like half the chat in the last 10 minutes💀🤣

[leaden knot]

Hey loki

[surreal crest]

Loki everything you type I read with ultra-fast voice inside my head because you don't use commas haha
it's all good, just makes me read funny ^^

[wet ether]

Hiya

[leaden knot]

Ppl who don't use commas just wanna make me breathless

[carmine relic]

"Hey first wave of pre-alpha testers!"
(500+ messages per second, Discord trips heavily)
Later on, image and gif permissions were removed from all the spam.

[heavy dew]

It’s not just me then haha, it’s a personality in text

[fair dragon]

Dont worry that's how I speak so you're reading it right lmao

[surreal crest]

dats cute

[heavy dew]

The pre-pocalypse was wild

[wet ether]

do you also speak like someone who inhaled helium?

[remote latch]

you should see the email address spot as soon as you go to the site .. for future testing

[wet ether]

For a good while I thought the website had nothing else

[heavy dew]

Hi Xrystal

[fair dragon]

Ahhhh okay hi xrystal

[heavy dew]

You’re not hunting my chapaas.. are you.. Loki?

[fair dragon]

And by that do you mean like the pitch cause if so then yes💀💀

[wet ether]

I did yes, because for some reason I think high pitch and high speed go well together

[fair dragon]

That's definitely true

[surreal crest]

Loki waifu confirmed

[sand barn]

I am

[heavy dew]

Bad Erin, down, stop that

[sand barn]

Burn chapaa burn

[leaden knot]

I speak pretty fast sometimes

[heavy dew]

My chapaas are not for hunting!

[leaden knot]

But that's only because of my acid reflux, feels hard to speam sometimes

[fair dragon]

Definitely not the chapaas I will not be hunting them😤😤

[heavy dew]

Okay good

[tulip grotto]

Hello!

[sullen elm]

Welcome

[fair dragon]

Hi it's nice to meetcha👋🏼

[heavy dew]

Heeello!

[sand barn]

Have a 🍪

[tulip grotto]

Thank you ! 😄 Finally decided to join :>

[fair dragon]

You'll love it here

[tulip grotto]

Thank you ! 🍪

[tulip grotto]

I'm sure I will ! I'll be lurking mostly but I'm excited to be a part of this server ❤️

[surreal crest]

hello new friend!

[quick root]

release when

;-;

[remote latch]

'much less than 3 years' from a dev post in June

[surreal crest]

less than 3 years ^^

[sand barn]

Or as we like to say, <3 years

[surreal crest]

Pondwatch, Airwatch reports 647-E, code 62
yeah I see you lurker 👀

nah jk, welcome to the community! I hope you will have an amazing time with us here 😎

[stone tulip]

What does C.P.P.D. mean, law enforcement of some sorts?

[fair dragon]

I've been reading that as ccpd🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😂💀

[tulip grotto]

Haha thank you ! I'm sure I will :> I'm already happy with the warm welcome ! 😄

[stone tulip]

Palia Police department is the last bit, what's the C stand for again?

[surreal crest]

Hi! I am agent Chair, I am part of Pond Patrol Department
my Crimson Pond Patrol Department takes care of cases requiring unconventional resolve methods and gentle approach.

I am everywhere 🕵️‍♂️

please note I am not a moderator, Pond Patrol is a running joke on this Discord and part of our user-created lore

[sand barn]

Speaking of pond patrol, I haven't seen turtle in a bit

[stone tulip]

Oh I was off the mark then

[surreal crest]

Currently out of office, probably working on some cases.
Agent Duck may know more.

[sand barn]

Officer Duck watches everything 👀

[stone tulip]

So what do you mean by unconventional resolve methods and gentle approach?

Intrique

[surreal crest]

I am the ✨ mystic ✨ Chair for secret tasks 🕵️‍♂️
anywhere where Pond Patrol can't act, I can.

lakes, for example.

[stone tulip]

Is it wierd that when I read the 'star' Mystic 'star' I imagined you with a fedora casually under some spotlight doing that anime trope of hand to the chin and smile with a sparkle or two

[dusty root]

AKA He never lets me fish in peace. I'm a good law abiding citizen dammit. I pay my taxes and I have a lawfully acquired fishing license. Stop harassing me :v

[stone tulip]

XD

[surreal crest]

It's terrifying that I exactly imagine that pose XD

[stone tulip]

Aye! XD

[surreal crest]

for the love of fate, you have fished ALL of the fish in TWO Ponds already! We can't have that.

[harsh saffron]

hello

[dusty root]

Look damn you, I give Gus pickled worm pies laced with viagra and he keeps the fish population up. WE HAVE A DEAL

[stone tulip]

Hello!

[harsh saffron]

hi

im very new to this, I just signed up for t he game and joined discord, looks nice

do we get anything exclusive for being early to the game test?

[surreal crest]

Hello new friend! Welcome to the community

[stone tulip]

No clue good sir

[harsh saffron]

thank you thank you

i see

[surreal crest]

I don't think so, also pre-alpha is over now, we are waiting for more info about future tests

[harsh saffron]

oh

im a big collector, so im glad i didnt miss out on anything during the prealpha or any testing phases before today

[dusty root]

They've said no testing in October, but they didn't say anything about November >:)

[harsh saffron]

haha nice

[remote latch]

Not as far as I am aware of

[harsh saffron]

ah i see

[opal whale]

Hello

[harsh saffron]

i look forward to it

[storm tartan]

for some reason ( might be the video my niece is watching ) I read that as Crimson Paw Patrol ... in my head 😛

[opal whale]

aw i got a cute emoji next to my name

[remote latch]

For the lurkers out there and any newcomers. Welcome to Palia : Pond Patrol Academy. As a recruit, your duties include tracking down the discarded paper scattered in our delightful ponds ( channels). But, don't throw them away as the information in those pages contain vital information to help us track down the culprits. Persons of Interest compiled the information contained within the #❔│game-faqs,#❓│old-team-answers-alpha and #🌠│official-art channels and the currently archived #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha channel. But we do know that documents referred to in #❔│game-faqs were compiled by Rin and Vlad Deciphering these channels/documents will bring you up to what we know about Palia : The Game so far, along with the recently acquired blog on the Palia site accessed via the #📢│palia-news channel or the bottom of the Palia site itself. For extra duties, how about assisting the team in the #game-suggestions channel. Promotion could take a while so make sure you sign up for an invite on the site and fill in the surveys. Again, welcome and we hope you enjoy waiting with us .

[dusty root]

I always saw it as Covert Pond Patrol Department

[harsh saffron]

woo

[remote latch]

thats due to the role you picked.. The chapaa/chu and plant based roles currently place an image next to your name and colour your name

[dusty root]

Always popping up when you least expect it, trying to hand out citations for overfishing... I should start making extra sandwiches for em with how often they show up :v

[harsh saffron]

i hope this game beats on genshin impact

[remote latch]

A game doesn't have to beat on another game to be good 🙂 some of the developers play other games as well 🙂

[harsh saffron]

true true, i just dont like genshin impact because of how greedy they are with microtransactions

[stone tulip]

Genshin is ruined for me honestly. I tried to play it and my version of the mobile game was so messed up there was no music, barely any background audio and the voice acting sounded like something from H20 Delirious's mic but malfunctioning without much static.

I have no idea why I had such a bad version, XD

[surreal crest]

Pondwatch, code 51-B
alright miss, I will need you to put your hands behind your back.

[dusty root]

Try me. I know my rights. I'll have your badge for this.

[remote latch]

who needs to watch a detective program on tv 🙂

[surreal crest]

Pondwatch, code 148, requesting 10-78
Miss, don't resist please.

[storm tartan]

Badgers ? We don't need no stinking badgers !

[remote latch]

🍿

[storm tartan]

hides in badger den

[dusty root]

How do you think I know how this will play out so easily? I've done nothing wrong. Have my license, pay my taxes, I'm a legal citizen, don't even own firearms, and I'm being harassed by an overzealous first year rookie. Judge will throw it out :v

[sullen elm]

I’d be worried if you owned a firearm

How would your frail little arms lift it >:3

[surreal crest]

I swear to God, Raven, I'm about to call 10-103-M on you.

[dusty root]

If you touch me with those handcuffs you better be doing something kinky with em or we're gonna have issues.

[sullen elm]

OWO

[wet ether]

UWU

[carmine relic]

Uuhhhhhhh

[stone tulip]

I need a shot gun now...

[surreal crest]

I... wait I don't know if I have violation code for this.

[dusty root]

LMAO

[remote latch]

Its an episode of Pond Patrol

[dusty root]

Shut up and have a sandwich. It's tuna.

[sullen elm]

Eww

[wet ether]

Damn how big is your pond?

Tuna fishing in a pond is pretty bad-ass

[surreal crest]

WAIT I DO!
Pondwatch, code 243

[dusty root]

The pond is small but deep :v

[fair dragon]

What's wrong wit da tuna

Ooou nice

[wet ether]

[stone tulip]

Give tuna to the strays, they're calling out to you

[dusty root]

Prolly connects thru subterranean tunnels to the lake or sea somehow.

[sullen elm]

that’s a deep hole

[surreal crest]

we gonna have a multiple protection teams here in a sec...

[wet ether]

I cannot ... so difficult to resist the easy jokes here

[sullen elm]

I was already trying to make a dirty joke there xD

[surreal crest]

Keep it PG-13 guys, don't mess with Pond Patrol

[wet ether]

I know.. I was so tempted

[surreal crest]

just a heads up until someone posts something akward

[sullen elm]

I just meant it’s dirty cause we’re talking about a sewage system

A subterranean system of pipes leading to the ocean

[stone tulip]

There is so much yellow on this page, XD

[surreal crest]

AYY HONEY GANG!

[wet ether]

We're the sweetest

[sullen elm]

I’m sweet as syrup

Oh no

[storm tartan]

so
much ...

honey

[sullen elm]

Alannah what are you typing…

[remote latch]

🤣

[dusty root]

Officer. I don't know what you want from me. I have my documentation. Right here it clearly states that I am allowed pond fishing, lake fishing, ocean fishing, acid fishing, lava fishing, plasma fishing, and I just recently got certified to fish at the edge of the forbidden forest. I am a Master-class fisher. I have my Palian birth certificate, proof of work profession, legal address, and I am on the Committee of Fishers. I have explicit permission to conduct any and all fishing expeditions necessary to provide an ample supply of fish to feed everyone. I am also permitted to export these goods and pay taxes for doing so. Taxes, which may I remind you, PAY YOUR PAYCHECK.

[sullen elm]

I KNEW IT

Freaking wall of text

[stone tulip]

That's a fair argument

[storm tartan]

nearly chokes on coffee

Okay that was pretty good 😄

[stone tulip]

Another wall of text incoming

[sullen elm]

sighs

Palia after dark is exhausting lmao

[wet ether]

There are certain sitting rooms in Palia you need to sign a waiver before entering.

[sullen elm]

Wait

Are there… secret channels…

[surreal crest]

(whispering) For the love of Pond...
Alright miss, let me explain it to you: No matter what type of regulations allow you to fish here, you simply can't overfish any Ponds under Pond Patrol jurisdiction. Our state law allows us to arrest any individuals we may suspect have committed to this type of action, as, per state law, it is illegal to harm environment by performing such actions. And I am sure aware that Committee of Fishers forbids overfishing too.

[storm tartan]

I just got here a few hours ago , but I like the vibe so far 😄
I Mean where else can you turn away for mere minutes and come back to the above ?

[carmine relic]

This is what happens when no Palia happens for 48 hours.

[native wraith]

People catching the Palia blues?

[stone tulip]

I saw no waiver 🤨

[native wraith]

I didn't see such a waiver either.

[carmine relic]

Yea, lack of Palia is probably making everyone go nuts

[storm tartan]

Blues must run slow if folk are catching them so easily . Should maybe try chasing purples 😉

[wet ether]

Your innocence is still being protected by the magical field of pg13 and the darkest depths of after-dark Palia remain obscured

[carmine relic]

Damn, I wanna play Palia.,

[stone tulip]

Gatcha

[stone tulip]

I lost my mind years ago. If you really want to go nuts, Palia is nothing compared to those watching out for Hytale

[carmine relic]

Hy...-tale.... I remember that name!

[surreal crest]

didn't Hytale begin as a mod for Minecraft?

[dusty root]

"GUS!"

"blub blub PIPE DOWN YOU IRRITATING LAND LIVER!"

"Gus. Honey. Sweetie. As much as I'm sure Margaret loves your special time, I need you for a minute. How far along are you on repopulating the pond?"

"For the love of the great sky fish, IM WORKING ON IT. What, you ain't caught none of my youngins or sumthin?"

"I'm being stopped by this lovely officer claiming that I'm breaking the law and overfishing your pond. Also, were you aware* that this pond belongs to the Pond Patrol?"

"ILL FLOAT BEFORE SOME TWO LEGGED LAND DWELLER CLAIMS MY POND The fish are a comin, just hold yer land fins. Impatient no good... blub blub"

[carmine relic]

Somebody needs to get the fish cannon

[surreal crest]

I'm too tired to continue this Raven, but I do enjoy discord lore building XD We gonna do it sometime

[dusty root]

lmao

It certainly keeps things interesting

[stone tulip]

Not sure, it's being made by the people running the Hypixel servers. It was announced two plus years ago and it's not been released for a beta test at all yet

[wet ether]

Margaret dutifully checks each individual spawn, good night to you Gus JR 3451, good night to you Gus JR 3452, good night to you Margaret JR 2994,

[surreal crest]

Riot bought them haha

[stone tulip]

Right! Forgot that happened. Anyway I've given up on it and have turned my attention to Palia

[carmine relic]

That reminds me, I should check my Wishlist.

[pure badge]

Good night yall!

[fair dragon]

Good night sleep well

[surreal crest]

oh right, its midnight, time for tea

[carmine relic]

It is 5pm. Exactly.

[stone tulip]

Have a good night!👋

[surreal crest]

no Gambit, it's midnight.

[storm tartan]

early evening here 😛 ( 6pm )

[surreal crest]

timezones do not exist.

[stone tulip]

Really? It's sunset where I am

[surreal crest]

yall lying to me now.

[carmine relic]

Is it October 10th yet?

[wet ether]

It's High noon somewhere in the world

[regal swallow]

I can only sit on you Chair

[stone tulip]

Or what this guy said

[dusty root]

It's 6PM yall tripping.

[surreal crest]

no

[fair dragon]

Its 6pm what are you guys talking about

[regal swallow]

I got a chair story

[surreal crest]

wait, how it can be 6pm for you? It's literally midnight I can see it on my PC wtf?

[stone tulip]

So what I gather, a good portion of people here are in the eastern time zone.... I think

[surreal crest]

I'm listening

[storm tartan]

Local time 😉

[wet ether]

1am

[dusty root]

Once there was a chair,
And I upon a dare,
The chair I sat,
It called me fat,
Oh MY that was a scare!

[fair dragon]

That was absolutely wonderful

[surreal crest]

that's a rude chair
a mystic chair would bite you

[dusty root]

okok

[carmine relic]

A mimic chair would just straight up kill ya

[dusty root]

Once there was a chair,
And I upon a dare,
Did naught but sit,
And then it bit,
Twas just a bit unfair.

[sullen elm]

I feel so out of the loop with this convo

[carmine relic]

Same

[sullen elm]

LMAO… love this poem

[surreal crest]

I approve

[sullen elm]

Something about this feels familiar though….

[surreal crest]

tis just a bit of pure chaos and madness, embrace it haha

[stone tulip]

You've now sat on a Mimic disguised as a chair

[wet ether]

That's a real masterpiece

[dusty root]

Unless you want me leaking that story to everyone you best hush.

[sullen elm]

hushes

[wet ether]

😮

[sullen elm]

I’m going to bed all goodnight

[dusty root]

LMAO

[surreal crest]

XD

[wet ether]

My juicy secret senses are tingling!

[regal swallow]

Brilliant Shimmerflies my Pal!

[surreal crest]

GN Guido!

[sullen elm]

smoke bombs peace out palia

[wet ether]

WAAAH

[stone tulip]

Have a good one!

[fair dragon]

Good night sleep peacefully

[wet ether]

Good night Guido

[dusty root]

It's nothing much. We got to writing and apparently my character is a seductress who woos men and makes them fall in love with her just to throw them out on their butts. And she may or may not be ancient and need elderberries to stay young. Also Guido is a bumbling moron.

[sullen elm]

IM STILL HERE

[dusty root]

OOPS I MEAN

[sullen elm]

THAT WAS A TEST, YOU FAILED

[wet ether]

I thought you went to bed?

[sullen elm]

[dusty root]

Meh. I could literally copy paste the whole thing to a google doc and post it. but I didn't :v

[stone tulip]

He has become a lurker...... °^°

[wet ether]

Alannah succubus confirmed

[sullen elm]

😵‍💫

You signed a confidentiality agreement about how I was a bumbling moron ._.

[dusty root]

I mean I COULD say that Guido damn near killed Alannah by sheer stupidity...

[wet ether]

ahahah

[sullen elm]

sighs

And thus my reputation as the village idiot is born

[surreal crest]

Alannah, more like a AlanNAH

[dusty root]

I'M NOT GOING INTO DETAIL calm your man tatas

[sullen elm]

MY TATAS ARE NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX DEMONESS

[stone tulip]

I'm staying out of this questionable domestic dispute....

[fair dragon]

Same

[surreal crest]

same, Pond Patrol budget is not prepared to handle this

[wet ether]

I'm enjoying this with my popcorn

Prime time entertainment

[dusty root]

You'd have more than enough budget if you'd quit trying to shut down my operation e.e

[fair dragon]

Here have some of mine🍿

[surreal crest]

that's a bribe attempt.

[stone tulip]

Mind sharing?

[storm tartan]

.<

[fair dragon]

🍿

[dusty root]

Nope it's a fact. The taxes on my sales and exports fund the Pond Patrol. Let me conduct my business, I make more money, you get more tax funding. Simple logistics :v

[stone tulip]

👍

[dusty root]

And with more funding, perhaps they can afford to properly train their rookies 😒

[wet ether]

Hello I am a representative for the Cookies for Rookies foundation, do you have a moment?

[drowsy sonnet]

When is next pre alpha?

[stone tulip]

No idea

[fair dragon]

They have not given a date yet

[dusty root]

I have no cookies to spare, only tuna :v

[surreal crest]

no info yet

[fair dragon]

But

[surreal crest]

aight I'm heading to sleep too. Take care everyone and good night!

[stone tulip]

Spare tuna for the strays! I said this earlier, they're crying to you!

[celest maple]

guys

[fair dragon]

Wut

[dusty root]

Finally, maybe now I can get some fishing done...

[sullen elm]

HAH IM STILL HERE I CAUGHT~

[storm tartan]

what they said 😛

[stone tulip]

Have a good night!

[sullen elm]

..Nevermind I guess nobody said anything

[wet ether]

We could try making tuna-chip cookies. That could work..

[fair dragon]

Wut

[celest maple]

when palia realese

[dusty root]

[stone tulip]

[sullen elm]

[fair dragon]

[celest maple]

hmm

[storm tartan]

gah !!

[celest maple]

btw nice to meet you

[fair dragon]

It's nice to meetcha too

[storm tartan]

climbs off desk
Sorry thought I saw a spider 😊

[celest maple]

im avy mec daniel from indonesian

[wet ether]

I will go to sleep now I think, thanks for all the good times tonight

[stone tulip]

Have a good one!👋

[remote latch]

For those enquiring .. the game has been slated as being ready for release in much less than 3 years as per a dev post in June . [S6] WhoaNonstop — 06/05/2021 While I can't give any specific dates, I can assure you that we are much closer than 3 years from launch. It has also been mentioned that in a few months time they should be ready to talk about Alpha testing. [S6] AmeliaMarz — 09/30/2021 I don't want to <HeatBreakIcon> , but we will not be talking about the Alpha this week- probably won't be for at least a few months! But <soonTMIcon> is relative

[carmine relic]

When can we start saying "less than 2 years"?

[brisk umbra]

same

[dusty root]

https://twitter.com/CarletoFromMars/status/1446174538602061825

Not in October, but nothing said about November 😈

[remote latch]

Technically June next year 🙂 - unless they give us a different time frame then

[ocean reef]

This Lurker is leaving , so bye all Palia peeps, enjoy your chatting.

[sullen elm]

I’m still here 👀

Always watching… always lurking…

[heavy dew]

<3 years

[carmine relic]

I am also observing.

[dusty root]

I am having completely random impromptu adult conversations with strangers.

[heavy dew]

Nothing out of the ordinary in my eyes

[carmine relic]

I feel this channel gets more and more cursed with every passing day

[dusty root]

It is I, the one who cursed it :v

[marble hedge]

But the channel comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt

[dusty root]

leave the frogs out of this :v

[peak cargo]

sits down with a sigh and new late time coffee and rests

[sullen elm]

I read this sentence and I heard the roost’s music playing in my head

[simple anchor]

hey

palia look very interresting, somebody now approximatly when they will launch ?

[carmine relic]

Say it with me, pals!

[bright forge]

#💬│palia-discussions message

[remote latch]

much less than 3 years as per June 🙂

[carmine relic]

Much less than 3 years!

[simple anchor]

3 years ?! ;-;

[rain carbon]

[remote latch]

Its still in its early development stages .. will be a while yet before its ready to release

[simple anchor]

but is there beta or something like that ?

just like satisfactory

[remote latch]

The link Perin gave shows you the dev comments relating to the Alpha due in the coming months

[simple anchor]

thank you ^^

[bright forge]

I'm just to lazy so I send them back to you my dear

[peak cargo]

Just finished a pre-alpha so a alpha is just around the corner! ( said corner is stamped with a massive: )

[tight lake]

Aha! I'm down to the bottom.. took me 20 minutes since where I headed off

Hello, peeps

[remote latch]

So you got to enjoy an episode of the Pond Patrol Adventures ?

[carmine relic]

Broke into my candy stash, got some sweets. Heck yeah

[stone tulip]

It had a scene much like Friends where there was a questionable domestic dispute and all the bystanders sat around confused yet still ate popcorn and watched

[tight lake]

Yeap, saw an episode of chaos where fish where being ordered to stop willingly allowing themselves to be fished up

[dusty root]

FACTS

[faint dawn]

[glossy tundra]

Hey hey

[celest maple]

[carmine relic]

Aayyee, welcome back Elliot!

[peak cargo]

[remote latch]

ok time for bed 💤

[carmine relic]

Goodnight Xrystal!

[uneven pebble]

Everyone leaves as I walk in

[carmine relic]

I am still here!

[celest maple]

i'm here

[fair dragon]

I am here but not for long

[celest maple]

i'm just lurking

[tight lake]

Lurking lurking.. da dum da dum.. a fin pokes out from the surface of the water.

Who's.. there?

[celest maple]

🦈

[carmine relic]

I'm still waiting

[deep frigate]

I wonder if we will be able to make cookies in palia.

I really want some cookies.

[dusty root]

🍪

[tight lake]

Cookies!

Chocolate chips cookies, can we nom on them?

[deep frigate]

[dusty root]

🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

🥜 🧈 🍪

🍫 🍪

[celest maple]

😋

[dusty root]

ok im done laying down now k bai

[carmine relic]

So who else is still here?

[glossy tundra]

Not me

[deep frigate]

me neither

[gleaming frost]

Nope not I.

[celest maple]

Morning

[stone tulip]

This the time and the hour that this chat dies for the day

Dun dun~ Foreboding

[carmine relic]

I cast revivify.

[gleaming frost]

Good morning/evening! Morvening!

[stone tulip]

Howdy hey and howdy ho

I vanish now, look at me go!

[carmine relic]

Hello and goodbye!

[sharp lotus]

Whatcha guys playin while you wait for Palia

[carmine relic]

Outer Worlds, Kerbal Space Program, Team Fortress 2, and Deltarune

[rain carbon]

#🎮│other-games please

[carmine relic]

Ah right.

[sharp lotus]

....I mean sure....You could say a lot of the stuff in here isn't strictly Palia based...Lots of off-topic talk...Figured it's fine when the chat is dead

[mild yoke]

Will Palia come to nintendo switch?

or are there no plans for it yet?

[deep frigate]

PC to start, plans to expand after

[mild yoke]

oh okay. That makes sense 🙂

Definitely going to enjoy it on PC, and look forward to whenever it comes to mobile or switch after

[celest maple]

palia on texas instruments calculators

[wispy meadow]

Greetings

I exist again!
What have I missed?

[celest maple]

hello!

not much i don't think

[carmine relic]

I think everyone went to sleep or do other thingsd.

[wispy meadow]

Ahh

[abstract rover]

:D we missed you ❤️

[wispy meadow]

:)

Missed you too ☺️
How have you been?

[carmine relic]

I also missed ya

[worthy rose]

ohello

[celest maple]

Hi

[carmine relic]

Aye!

[midnight oak]

Heya from work! So close to the end.

[carmine relic]

Hello from another point in time that lands on October 9th!

[atomic agate]

Good Mango everyone 🥭 😴

[regal swallow]

I still awake.

Was Focusing on paying Student loans y'know Yay!

[carmine relic]

Are the usual lurkers still here?

[celest maple]

[carmine relic]

Yay!

[rain carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-now-im-here-what-cat-gif-17238225

[celest maple]

i was off making coffee

[rain carbon]

Turtle is always 👀

[celest maple]

I make sure to take a peek once in a while and check what's going on.

[sand barn]

Turtle!!

[quick sparrow]

they do be vibing, good for them

[carmine relic]

Aw yeah

So here I am once again

[sand barn]

Here you are again on your own?
Goin' down the only road you've ever known?

[carmine relic]

Too bad I can't remember the lyrics to that song

[sand barn]

How long must delivery torture you Gambit?! Surely they'll break their silence soon

[carmine relic]

Well, today's results have already been determined. I'm just waiting for it to be a time when there's a bit more activity so I can mention it

[sand barn]

[carmine relic]

So that'll be something to look forward to! I think.

[lean monolith]

Good morning ! i saw this game yesterday and i'm trying to find out when it will be released do you know?

[sand barn]

There is no current release date, only an indication that it will release much sooner than three years

Pre-alpha ended not too long ago, so we're currently waiting on Alpha news :)

[surreal crest]

Morning lads!

[zealous plank]

good morning 😄

[sand barn]

Hiya Chair in RTX!

[carmine relic]

Aye, good morning Chair!

A hyper realistic chair

[zealous plank]

you guys all feelin' good today? feelin HAWT?

[celest maple]

Yep!

[sand barn]

So HAWT

[celest maple]

I'm feeling really good.

I'm officially retired.

[zealous plank]

ooooo you wanna pretend to be me and work?

[sand barn]

Just get a mannequin from a store somewhere!

[carmine relic]

Hope you make sure the mannequin isn't haunted or anything

[celest maple]

damn that's awesome, gz

It is awesome. Thanks.

[spring rivet]

good morning pals! 🦆

[sand barn]

Hiya Duck! Have a 🥭

[carmine relic]

Aye, good morning Duck!

[sand barn]

Your pond patrol partner was here not too long ago!

[abstract rover]

boop

ive been kinda quiet today but i'm popping in to say goodnight.

❤️ ❤️

[native wraith]

Morning/evening everyone.

[zealous plank]

i hope it is haunted so it moves and can be me

[native wraith]

Mannequins that move scare me just as much as babies do.

[wet ether]

How about.. baby mannequins

[native wraith]

n O

[wet ether]

[sand barn]

Moving baby mannequins?

[celest maple]

Good morning

[celest maple]

what did you have for breakfast today

[celest maple]

Two apples and a cup of coffee

[dapper wagon]

A cup of coffee and two apples

Sorry.. I’ll shut up

[celest maple]

;D

[spring rivet]

hiyaaa! here, take your mango 🥭🥭🥭

[fallen summit]

Good morning everyone!

[sand barn]

Hiya Kin!

[fallen summit]

Hi Erinome! How are you doing today?

[sand barn]

Just had mango, so pretty decent! How are you?

[fallen summit]

sounds great. I also just ate breakfast, so I'm ready to start my day

[sand barn]

Food is great

[celest maple]

will there be ways for us to find teammates and neighbourhoods before the game's out

like a channel for neighbourhoods advertising etc

[sand barn]

Might be a good suggestion? Not anything we know of currently

[bronze silo]

Hi guys good morning.

is there is a chance this game will come to Nintendo switch or a bit hard ?

[sand barn]

"At the moment we're developing for PC, but we do aim to have Palia available on consoles in the future!" From one of their tweets :)

[bronze silo]

That's good i hope for that too. but i can imagine gonna take long till then.

[pure badge]

Good morning yall!

[fallen summit]

Morning Fair!

[pure badge]

Kinjerry! How are you doing? :3

[fallen summit]

Doing great so far :D what about you?

[pure badge]

I'm doing good!
Did I miss anything? Any new plans about eating the moon?

[fallen summit]

Not that I know of XD

[dusty root]

Only if Eris keeps the game hostage :v

[spring rivet]

here, take your mango pals 🥭 🥭 🥭

[old jasper]

Um....

[dusty root]

Er...

[sand barn]

Mango

[dusty root]

Blackberries

[fallen summit]

cheese

[sand barn]

Fish

[dusty root]

Grumpy

[sand barn]

Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti!

[fallen summit]

but if you eat too much, you'll have regretti

[dusty root]

I'd love to cook some spaghetti in Palia, unfortunately NO GIB ALPHA 😠

[sand barn]

Well, it'll come..

[wet ether]

[dusty root]

As a community, we hold a protest. The chat fills with the message "GIVE ALPHA" being posted relentlessly. The devs, at their wits end, relent. However Alpha keys are only given to those who didn't participate in what will then be known as 'The Great Alpha Uprising'.

[bright forge]

Hi guys

[pure badge]

thx :3

[pure badge]

Hi, Perin!

[bright forge]

hi

[pure badge]

How are you doing? :3

[bright forge]

doing good so far today

[pure badge]

Good uwu I have no more questions!

[tight lake]

I had honeydew today, it wasn't the sweetest, but it satisfied my craving for it

[celest maple]

yum

[tulip dust]

Hello, I'm searching for a French mate to begin far cry 6 in coop, do u know if there are several French people here ? Thx

[tight lake]

you could repost that in #🎮│other-games , pretty sure you'll find people willing to play together

[tulip dust]

Oh thx :)

[vale crypt]

🍍

[remote latch]

[sand barn]

🥭

[dusty root]

🥓

[celest maple]

hi guys

[tight lake]

Pineapple smacks the hand, causing a mango to become bacon

[buoyant swan]

hi has anyone her ever played palia yet?

[tight lake]

1400 have played the pre-alpha version, and alpha is yet to be announced but

[buoyant swan]

ok

[warm plover]

Some have been in the prealpha, but they're not really allowed to talk about it other than general opinions (the majority of which seem to be "it was good")

[buoyant swan]

ok

[wet ether]

[fair dragon]

happy timezone guys!

[fallen summit]

Hi Loki!

[fair dragon]

Hi how are you Kinjerry?

[fallen summit]

so far so good :D what about you?

[fair dragon]

pretty good gonna watch netflix all day since its the weekend!

im glad youre doing well!

[surreal crest]

MORNING AGAIN I FELL ASLEEP LOL

[fallen summit]

it's the weekend so it's ok to sleep in late

[heavy dew]

Words of wisdom to an awaking berry at 2pm

Thank you KJ

[fallen summit]

Good morning Berry!

[fair dragon]

good morning berry

good morning chair!

[celest maple]

Hi

Weekend is like normal day can’t rest

[surreal crest]

Kin! Berry! Loki! Mochi!

[fair dragon]

hi mochi!

[celest maple]

[fallen summit]

How's everyone doing this Sunday so far?

[heavy dew]

Loki! Mochi! Chair!

[celest maple]

Lots of schoolwork

Kinda tired

[heavy dew]

I’m doing great, got a dinner date waiting later and nothing but chill

How are you two?

[fallen summit]

awee, know the feeling make sure to get enough sleep at least

we're doing great so far. Managed to do all the homework already, so now we only have to practice our instruments.

[sand barn]

[fair dragon]

what instruments?

[celest maple]

Some weekly tests and midterm exam coming

[fallen summit]

I study piano and my sis studies the concert accordion

[fallen summit]

good luck with them

[heavy dew]

All I got to do is write my thesis then apply for uni.. so practically I’m on vacation xD

[celest maple]

^^ my vacation will be next year

Only in the gap between grade

[fallen summit]

woah, don't you have any summer breaks or midterm breaks? o-o

[heavy dew]

What I was wondering

[celest maple]

No midterm breaks^^

Can rest 1 month in summer and take several summer classes

[heavy dew]

Someone’s ambitious

[fallen summit]

wow, we have a 3 month summer break if you finish all your exams by the end of june

[celest maple]

It’s hard to keep up with the lessons so can’t stop studying

[heavy dew]

Just don’t burn out

Here everyone gets breaks because the teachers want vacation

[celest maple]

It’s quite competitive here

[pure badge]

I have no idea what we're talking about, I'm just gonna assume it's about studying and I believe in you!

[heavy dew]

Hi Fair ^^

[celest maple]

Like u can’t stay in ur class forever, if ur score drop u will be moved

[heavy dew]

I mean yeah that’s the same here, if you don’t pass you’re out

[fallen summit]

here the hardest thing is to get into the academy, but once you're in and you manage to finish the first year, you're good (more or less)

[heavy dew]

Hardest part here is to decide what you wanna study xD

[celest maple]

Yep, first 2 years of high school score is pretty important for college

[pure badge]

Hi Berry :3

[celest maple]

I want to find a suitable college at least

[heavy dew]

You must live in the states Mochi, right?

[fallen summit]

for our academy, the high school scores didn't even really matter. we all had an audition and if you weren't good enough at your instrument, you were out even if you had super high scores for other subjects

[heavy dew]

Here they don’t even look at your high school grades, study whatever you want, only time grades matter is for uni

[celest maple]

Here we apply with grade 10 and 11 scores first, if u can’t pass so u must get high scores in the exam

[fallen summit]

gl with it then, you can do it

[heavy dew]

Fight on Mochi ^^ just be careful about mental health

[fallen summit]

and enough sleep

[surreal crest]

my grandma said she will gift me some money so I can build my new pc ;3; I love her

[heavy dew]

Ooooooooo new machine!

[celest maple]

Nice

[languid sedge]

Hello

[surreal crest]

hi!

[languid sedge]

I have so much housework to do today. I have over half of my house left to clean

[fair dragon]

whooaa thats amazing

[languid sedge]

Kind of sucks to be honest because I want to relax

[fair dragon]

hi zephyr!

[surreal crest]

yeah me and my roommates just finished cleaning everything, ugh

[primal patrol]

hii, usually not into MMOs at all but I'm really intrigued by this game

[languid sedge]

I bet that took you awhile. It took me over four hours just to clean the first quarter. It is a very big house and living on my own it is really hard

[remote latch]

maybe because of the solo aspect of it 🙂

[surreal crest]

hello new friend! Welcome to the community

[primal patrol]

wondering if there's a look at the bow and arrow gameplay, i love using bows in games. is the little snippet in #❓│old-team-answers-alpha the only gameplay we got so far?

[celest maple]

Does Palia have primarily solo aspects?

[remote latch]

their (adlibbed) phrasing is solo is fun, together is better 🙂

[celest maple]

good!👍

[primal patrol]

i even like the social part of it, finally an mmo that doesnt make you do raids with sweaty griefers

[celest maple]

That's vague--do you have the quote at hand?

[remote latch]

Fun alone, but better together. No matter how progressed you are, you’ll always be able to play with friends. From the Website

[remote latch]

yes, at the moment that is the only gameplay we've seen plus screenshots from the Pre Alpha in the blog you can access from #📢│palia-news

For more info on the game you can take a browse through the #❔│game-faqs channel as a starting point 🙂

[languid sedge]

Welcome there. Everybody here it’s really nice I hope you enjoy it here.

[sand barn]

So, beetles must be one of the insects we can catch

[remote latch]

sounds like it 🙂

[celest maple]

I want to play the game soon

[sand barn]

Don't we all

[ocean reef]

Belated hi all been lurking

[remote latch]

we all would . unfortunately we have some time before the next available test run

[regal swallow]

Never alone, as we walk together in a faraway land
In Wholesome community we understand
We travel together and give each other gifts.
And into the lore and dungeons rifts.
Walk with me one more time my Pals.
To the land of Palia we shall
Welcome home our friends
To a wild adventure my hand extends.

Happy Timezone my Pals! I woke up poetic.

[sullen elm]

Good afternoon Palians

[celest maple]

Okay, thanks.

[remote latch]

For the lurkers out there and any newcomers. Welcome to Palia : Chapaa/Chu We Want You. Dig through the pile of channels and scavenge information from the gourmet left overs available in the #❔│game-faqs,#❓│old-team-answers-alpha and #🌠│official-art channels and the currently archived #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha channel. The #❔│game-faqs channel includes links to Rin's Overview and Vlad's Detailed FAQ documents. Consuming this information will bring you up to what we know about Palia : The Game so far, along with the recently thrown out blog on the Palia site accessed via the #📢│palia-news channel or the bottom of the Palia site itself. You could even rustle up some ideas before you go home and discard them in the #game-suggestions channel. If you are still not home, then make sure you sign up for an invite on the site and fill in the surveys. Again, welcome and we hope you enjoy waiting with us .

[sand barn]

Had a feeling that was coming

[pure badge]

Xrystal at work :3

[regal swallow]

It's not work if you have wholesome Pals like all of you to make it fun!

[celest maple]

^^

[pure badge]

Awww <З

[remote latch]

But did you expect that particular version ? 😛

[regal swallow]

[sand barn]

Could feel it in my lil toe

[regal swallow]

[pure badge]

[celest maple]

[dusty root]

Yknow what IS work? Waiting for Palia Q.Q

[regal swallow]

Run the Fishing Simulator again?

[dusty root]

No, I just want Palia Q.Q for real tho, 90% of the time I've spent at my computer these past couple days has been me dozing off in my chair bored asf.

I have so many games in my steam library, and yet I keep going thru the list saying 'nope, nope, nu-uh, boring, not interested.'

[celest maple]

Nothing to play currently

[surreal crest]

yeah that's why I bought VR in the first place. I don't get this feeling with VR games

[dusty root]

I could play New World. But they done pissed me off by lying about the ability to transfer characters to different regions.

Why the hell do I want to keep levelling a character when I'm going to be forced to make a new one to play with my friends ANYWAY

So now I'm back to considering buying Diablo 2 because the game is awesome, but I really don't want to support Blizzard 😒

[celest maple]

I used to play that game too but now i'm looking for another game

[dusty root]

New World is a train wreck example for the devs to know what to avoid doing with Palia :v

[regal swallow]

I feel like Palia will open something in everyone's mind of relaxation they were seeking.

[sand barn]

That's what I'm hoping for too Shrew

[mighty locust]

Has there been any update yet about when the next round of alpha invites might happen?

[dusty root]

'Not October'

[sand barn]

Not for a few months at least

[timber python]

anyone got a game with this kind of theme?

[tight lake]

🥭

[sullen elm]

Oh good you’re finally awake

skyrim music

[warm plover]

aw

[sand barn]

But is relative!

[bright forge]

Few months is the only logical time. I love Palia but tbh game is clearly not done even in 50% (in case of content) I assume and that's why we need to wait so long for Alpha.

[warm plover]

yeah but aw

[sand barn]

Might also be a lot of tweaking happening as a result of pre-alpha feedback

[bright forge]

Tbh I doubt it be the case. They need time not to change stuff but to make stuff at this stage. Also some minor improvements will be added but I doubt it be the case in that moment.

[regal swallow]

I don't know. Some People WROTE A LOT

[sand barn]

From the sound of it, the pre-alpha was held to determine what works and doesn't work. So I don't doubt that they're actually taking that feedback and adjusting content for their alpha

[celest maple]

Bedtime cya

gn!

[bright forge]

I'm sure S6 will listen to that but before changes are made they need to make a GAME like I know that they say that our opinion will matter when creating stuff but from what I saw (I'm not a tester and might be totally wrong) game looks awesome so far but It's like only front of building is there and other rooms and stuff need to be made.

[sand barn]

That's the nature of a game in alpha though... they're usually very barebones. Focusing on trying to get the feeling and mechanics of the game right, rather than stuffing it with content

[bright forge]

You are right but from what I see they need to take their time to even figure out how system will look like right now.

[sand barn]

How do we know that's not what they're doing though?

From my point of view, that's why they're so careful with what they show and inform us of. Because they're slowly filing in those gaps

[warm plover]

some people 👀

would their names maybe start with s and end with hrew

[bright forge]

and that's why they need to take their time.

[surreal crest]

PERIN DID YOU SEE? I GOT THE RTX!

[tulip wagon]

Sleep is a highly overrated sport

[bright forge]

[surreal crest]

IN RTX!

My 2 roommates got them too. Wanna hear a sad story about the event tho? I can DM you

[bright forge]

sure

[hollow tendon]

Good morning good afternoon everybody.

[celest maple]

hallo

[fair dragon]

happy timezone!

[heavy dew]

Hello lovelies

[surreal crest]

salut

[carmine relic]

Aye!

[surreal crest]

GUMBIT!

[wraith vortex]

🥭

[carmine relic]

Well. Today is October 10th, and it's 10am.

Throughout all of yesterday, I waited patiently for every part to come together at once, hoping the "now or way way way later" chance would favor me. Just an hour before it could fail, the final part arrived. I lucked out.

[noble elk]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-for-help-waiting-skeleton-gif-20459610

Me waiting for this game's release

[languid sedge]

So when does this game come out .What platform

[noble elk]

The platform is

[rigid latch]

D

[dusty root]

Pc, less than 3 years.

[sullen elm]

I’m so glad I have a gaming pc

[sand barn]

They want to expand the available platforms, but PC first

[remote latch]

mobile is next in priority

[languid sedge]

Mobile will be good because I do not have a computer

[remote latch]

We're aiming to release on "most" platforms after PC launch, mobile is a high priority, I don't think I can say more than that right now. I can't speak to crossplay. ```

[sullen elm]

Mobile huh

[languid sedge]

I hope it will be able to play it on iPhone 6 Plus IOS 12.5.5

[sullen elm]

Interesting choice..

[languid sedge]

Because I’m not getting any more phones

[remote latch]

hard to say as IPhone 12 is the latest ( I think ) device .. so by the time they have it up and running for mobile API compatibility limitations may be in place

[sand barn]

As well as hardware limitations..

[languid sedge]

For such a new game though it should be playable on for the older ones. Because it won’t be that advanced

[sullen elm]

Making an MMO for mobile feels like a risky venture haha, but genshin managed to do it really well so who knows

[remote latch]

It might depend on whether the IOS Api is backward compatible .. or an earlier version available. I've not dabbled with mobile programming myself so not on top of that side of development.

This is what they said regarding difficulties with mobile support .. [S6] Sheevok — 06/03/2021 It is, alas, not that simple. But yes, we are UE4-based and UE4 does have built-in support for various things that make it less-difficult than otherwise to support mobile platforms.

[sand barn]

The thing I'd be concerned about is that the iPhone 6 would be close to 10 years old when palia releases. Not sure if it would manage..

[languid sedge]

Phone 6+8 years old at least

[remote latch]

No I'm not sure either .. when my bank upgraded their website recently I panicked as my phone is Iphone 6s .. but after a call to the bank they said it is just covered with the development they did

But then I get a free upgrade every 2 years .. so I'm usually a few years behind hardware wise to get it free rofl

We might be lucky though .. Unreal Engine 4 (UE4) currently supports iOS 14, 13, and 12 Looking at hardware limits .. features are supported on 5s and above

However, if/when they upgrade to UE5 that support level may shift up a version or 2 - they haven't specified on their site yet

[warm plover]

to be fair, genshin isnt really an mmo
but it's still amazing that it manages to run on mobile (although it apparently heats things up like crazy)

[spiral forge]

Tower of Fantasy may give some of that experience

From what I understand so far it's very much like Genshin but a heavier focus on the MMO aspect.

[warm plover]

im kinda curious how you manage to be a twitch streamer without a computer though, if im being honest...

[carmine relic]

That is pretty strange

[languid sedge]

I stream on Phone thank you very much

[heavy dew]

If it works it works ^^

[warm plover]

huh fair enough

[languid sedge]

It does work. But if the twitch app is open for Too long. The app closes and therefore the lifestream ends

[sand barn]

Berry is now a red berry!

[heavy dew]

@tranquil cosmos @carmine relic am now Sir Beetle Berry!

Which was commented about like a month ago xD

[fair dragon]

we can be red now?? yay thats my favorite color!

[heavy dew]

We can be red again 👀

[carmine relic]

See? Red!

[fair dragon]

how awesome!

[warm plover]

i still cant be pink without losing my notification roles i think...

[heavy dew]

You are right now

[languid sedge]

This colour is perfect for me I love it I can get Rin’s colour but I need to BOOOOOSSSSTTT

[warm plover]

that would be because i took the roles off berry

[heavy dew]

I still saw your roles, could just be discord delay

[sand barn]

Rin's roles have disappeared for me :o

[warm plover]

yeah it was the delay
I put the roles on to check but theyre still higher priority than booster so I took them off again

[heavy dew]

I mean you’re active enough to just see when something happens, if not you get notified rather quick

But it’s a predicament for sure

[woeful sedge]

Oh new roles?

[carmine relic]

Seems so.

[sand barn]

I can be a tall tree beetle heh

[heavy dew]

We can be red again Ivy!

[sullen elm]

Ooh new person, hello!

[carmine relic]

Ther are 15 red among us

[sullen elm]

I haven’t seen you before so you’re new to me at least haha

[heavy dew]

How you been Ivy?

[warm plover]

yeah i get pinged by other people anyway
but i'll ask amelia to put the notif roles down next time i see her, cause i posted in #💭│discord-server-thoughts already

[woeful sedge]

Not quite, just haven’t been active recently lolll

I’ve been good

[sullen elm]

Haha that’s fair enough, nice to meet you anyway

[woeful sedge]

Likewise!!!

[sullen elm]

[heavy dew]

It’s been requested since the new color roles were implemented, I’m sure they just don’t know how they wanna prioritize it

[warm plover]

just put the pingable ones at the bottom (above pronouns)

[heavy dew]

It was one of the first things we commented on at the time

[warm plover]

then anyone that wants the pingable colors can keep them, and anyone that doesn't want them (me) can still be notified. easy

[remote latch]

The red role was for Dergess's benefit as they are colour blind .. they picked this colour so they could see it 🙂

[heavy dew]

I mean we wanted red for a while now since the new colors ^^

[languid sedge]

Pingable Ping pings

😆

[heavy dew]

Glad you’ve been

[warm plover]

please turn off the ping when you reply to me, the sound makes me think something else is happening...

[carmine relic]

Most people probably don't even know you can turn off the ping reply. I wish it had a toggle to turn off by default or something

[heavy dew]

I will never turn pings off!

[sand barn]

Something... else is happening?

[heavy dew]

Because I like being pinged, so I will force it upon everyone else

[warm plover]

like someone in another server needs my attention or something

[carmine relic]

People can be red now, Eri!

[woeful sedge]

piiiiing

[heavy dew]

Ping :3

[sand barn]

I'm red in disguise, a tall tree beetle

[heavy dew]

Fancy!

[carmine relic]

A red spy?

[sand barn]

You are not you, you are me

[heavy dew]

With that I am off to a dinner date, so enjoy the rest of your day and evenings! Love you all, stay squish

[woeful sedge]

Have fun Berry!

[carmine relic]

Aye, take care Berry!

[surreal crest]

SAY HI TO JULES FROM ME

[celest maple]

hi guyss

[surreal crest]

gasps we must protect the briefcase!

[surreal crest]

hi hello!

[woeful sedge]

Hi hi

[gleaming frost]

Hallo

[celest maple]

any playing game right now?

[heavy dew]

She says hi back

[regal swallow]

Hoiiii Jules!!!

[carmine relic]

I am running outta things to say, help

Aye, heya Jules!

[languid sedge]

I say hi to all the friendly people here

[surreal crest]

yasss, alright I'm fulfilled as a chair, now go and have fun

[warm plover]

prealpha ended

[carmine relic]

We need someone with a blue name to fill the rainbow names in chat

[mint steppe]

Hi all

[gleaming frost]

If you mean Factorio, then yes. Always yes.

[surreal crest]

ping someone from the dev team. I dare you 👀

[woeful sedge]

We are the skittles

[surreal crest]

Oooh would you look who came to visit us! Hello furry earth mage!

[carmine relic]

I'm afraid to ping someone I'm actively talking to, screw that

[mint steppe]

bows

[surreal crest]

[surreal crest]

wassup?

[carmine relic]

And aye, welcome back Toph

[mint steppe]

Watching a show that everyone keeps talking about hah. You?

[surreal crest]

lemme guess, Squid Game?
I got a new GPU!

[mint steppe]

Thank yeee. I’m back every now and then. Just more lurking than anything now.

[mint steppe]

You win! Yep. And awesome. How are you liking it?

[surreal crest]

The GPU? it awaits it's duty, I gotta buy the rest of the parts
the show? it's awesome

[woeful sedge]

Ooo I haven’t seen it yet

[mint steppe]

Good good. :3 I need to update too…

[surreal crest]

I waited 14 hours in front of a shop for a discount... Yeah I was desperate XD

[abstract rover]

Mornin pals

[mint steppe]

How are ya?

[abstract rover]

good, hbu?

[surreal crest]

hello car

[mint steppe]

Geeze that’s dedication. Haha

[abstract rover]

ur a bully

[obtuse oyster]

Yay, custom colors are here

[carmine relic]

Chair has twice the amount of legs of your average human, so they can stand around twice as long. Probably

[surreal crest]

Oh help me Bob, I'm bully in the alley
Wey hey, bully in the alley
Help me Bob, I'm bully in the alley
Bully down in Shinbone Al

[atomic agate]

Good Mango 🥭 everyone, hope y'all have a great day!

[zinc scarab]

🥭

[heady shuttle]

hello everyone! how soon we will get release? ))

[sand barn]

Release is a while away, much less than three years is the current indication

[summer obsidian]

Blessed Shimmerflies and Happy Time Zone!

[surreal crest]

hello Overflow!

[summer obsidian]

Anything fun going on today?

[carmine relic]

I'd say today is a 10/10 day

[surreal crest]

I second this

[summer obsidian]

ohhh, what makes it 10/10!?

[carmine relic]

Look at the calender

[summer obsidian]

hahaha! Oh brother, I'm slow

[carmine relic]

But also those parts showed up, which is mega good. All I gotta do now is wait for the PC-assembly-man to show up and put em' in.

[surreal crest]

oh you are building new PC too? nice

[carmine relic]

Ye. My brother does the building part. I don't know a thing about putting em' together, I just build rockets that violate safety guidelines.

[surreal crest]

Oooh interesting! I used to build a balsa airplanes that would glide in the air
got a golden medal once too

heck, I'm pretty sure I still hold the gliding time record at my House of Culture

[carmine relic]

Aw man. That kinda reminds me of something I do, but I feel the Pond Patrol is about to show up to redirect us

[surreal crest]

If they do I'll talk to them, I don't see any other topic here anyways 🕵️‍♂️

[carmine relic]

Ah.

I got these little metal models called Metal Earth. Tiny as hell, somewhat fragile: Needs some really precise hands to not utterly botch it. I got all the space-craft models for em'!

[surreal crest]

oh damn, metal models! I saw someone putting one together one time.

[carmine relic]

Sucks dusting them off is basically impossible.

[surreal crest]

well they would turn dark and if you are planning to use any colorless coating it may be noticeable

[carmine relic]

I prefer to keep them metallic and shiny. Both because I'm too lazy to color it, and because shiny things just look really cool

[surreal crest]

yeah but you can paint them and then spray the whole model with shiny spray

it will still shine

Or if you are really into that, you can try to polish every part to the point where it's basically like a mirror. Whole model would look like something out of the sci fi movie