💬│palia-discussions

[heavy dew]

Witch it ^^

[wind ibex]

❓

[heavy dew]

It's a hide and seek / prop hunt game

[tulip wagon]

lost boys intensify
Play!

Like in the movie Hook...

Man I am off my game today

[heavy dew]

You’re doing great xD how you feeling?

[wind ibex]

At least you have game to start with, I'm just....bleh...

[tulip wagon]

Pretty shredded.

[surreal crest]

PERIIIN!

[tulip wagon]

You know that scene where hulk thwacked Loki around like a rag doll? I'm the busted floor.

[wise anvil]

So I'm going to compose some fan-music for Palia, but not sure where to start. Should I start with some kinda town-theme song, or a Palia Cafe song?

[abstract rover]

heh you could totally make the official baristafia cafe theme 😎

[wise anvil]

That's the goal

[fallen summit]

I'm looking forward to it

[tulip wagon]

Please make a cafe playlist!!!!!

Then make a 24 HR YouTube stream with an animated Einar doing homework. I am not even kidding.

[wise anvil]

Uhhh someone else want to do the animation? 😅

Gonna stream this composing session right now if anyone is interested in seeing it come together 😄

[uneven pebble]

cafe

[abstract rover]

muahahaha the baristafia shall conquer all with our home-brewed coffee and delicious pastries and cute maid outfits

[tulip wagon]

Now I want coffee

[celest maple]

i'm out of coffee

[tulip wagon]

Why would a maid be making coffee in a cafe? Shouldn't she be hoovering under the sofa or something?

[abstract rover]

anime trope. maid cafes

[warm plover]

the maid has a sword and she's going to use it

[tulip wagon]

My question stands hehe

[brittle halo]

kinda ho-maid-cidal

[abstract rover]

hey i never question why stereotypical fantasy blacksmiths don't wear any protective gear

[tulip wagon]

I'm not stereotypical. Everyone here calls me Mom!

[celest maple]

because it's cool

[tulip wagon]

And I wear my protective gear when I'm workin

[abstract rover]

same argument for maids in a cafe.

[tulip wagon]

Is it tho?

[abstract rover]

maybe not "cool" per se but cute.

[tulip wagon]

You think I'm cute? Awww!

[abstract rover]

well yes but i was referring to the maid thing

[celest maple]

😳

[uneven pebble]

Makes coffee for everyone

[fallen summit]

yes please

[uneven pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-mocha-milk-and-mocha-bears-morning-mornin-gif-13418523

[abstract rover]

do i see our first barista

😳

[uneven pebble]

Possibly yes

I dunno if we could be barista in game but i'd totally be down.
be a bit weird to relax doing what they do for livign but still

[heavy dew]

Hey if you like what you do

[abstract rover]

the baristafia has its first potential member

[lean stirrup]

anyone else feel bad for number 1 in #📮│public-polls ? He never gets picked lmao

or she 👀

[brittle halo]

it is what it is

[tulip wagon]

I tip with meticulously crafted tools.

[heavy dew]

They'll all be revealed at launch either way, I don't feel bad cause that bastard is in Palia already and I'm not

[tulip wagon]

I voted for 1!

[lean stirrup]

yeah but its like getting picked last in p.e

[abstract rover]

i voted 2 just to be a contrarian

[tulip wagon]

But 2 is mainstream

[abstract rover]

not with the regular chatters

[ember ravine]

Have they updated us with any information on beta release or something of the sort? I haven't visited here in a while ]:

[uneven pebble]

YAY First customer

[tulip wagon]

We aren't even in alpha yet

[abstract rover]

not yet, give it time. theyre working hard to make Palia the great game it deserves to be :)

[ember ravine]

So is there a date for alpha? I know they had the pre-alpha which was like 150 ppl or something

[abstract rover]

no date yet

[lean stirrup]

if there was an announcement it would be in #📢│palia-news , just w8 brudda

[tulip wagon]

It was 1400 lucky testers. As far as I know they are still testing.

[heavy dew]

1400 people was pre-alpha

[worthy rose]

Theyre busy smoking crack

[heavy dew]

And like @lean stirrup said, they would announce it in #📢│palia-news so if it's not there, there isn't one

[tulip wagon]

That would imply testing is over and they need a hobby

[worthy rose]

Is that what it implies?

[abstract rover]

that would imply hobbies are available

damn covid bs

[tulip wagon]

🦗

[abstract rover]

yeah everyone just peaced out

[worthy rose]

I had exploding ink

[celest maple]

my hair's still drying from showering after my workout

i'm beat! i need coffee... but we're all out of coffee

[abstract rover]

same i ran out of coffee 2hrs into a 6hr shift

day is gonna suck from here on until 1pm

[worthy rose]

Wot

6 hours is fairly short

[celest maple]

more time for gaming!

[abstract rover]

yeah im part time rn. might be going full soon, idk

[tulip wagon]

I need coffee but that requires getting up and getting down the stairs without falling.

[trim thistle]

I'd gladly live in any guild/neighborhood if I could just improvise music on the corner of an alleyway... Much love.

[abstract rover]

That's why you need Life Alert (tm)

[abstract rover]

baristafia needs some good smooth jazz for our cafe empire

[trim thistle]

Im afraid Im not that talented. lol

[abstract rover]

dam

[tulip wagon]

I refuse to wear a panic button!

[trim thistle]

I disguise my musings as "avante guarde"

[heavy dew]

What about a butler button?

[tulip wagon]

I don't know if I want to be buttled

I like doing stuff myself

[trim thistle]

I'd get buttled if she had 100% control over me.

[celest maple]

i wanna be a fancy butler

but like a savant butler, with 1000x skillsets

[tulip wagon]

With coat tails?

[celest maple]

with coat tails

[uneven pebble]

My grandmother has her panic button on top of her dresser...

[heavy dew]

I'd just jump at the chance of screaming "Chaaarles" in a posh voice

[tulip wagon]

Approved!

[trim thistle]

😵

[uneven pebble]

And it took my grandmother in law almost burning down her house with a teakettle to actually allow my in laws to get her one so she can wear it.

[celest maple]

i'm going to be a clockmaker called nick with a shop called nick of time

[tulip wagon]

In case the dresser falls over?

[trim thistle]

wow. What people do out of obligation

or maybe legal litigation

[uneven pebble]

apparently... She fell once and was on the floor for almost a full day until my second cousin came to visit and she called my mom who called my uncles and they were like "yea. she needs one" and grandma in her stubborn (swear this is where I get it) was all. "Okay. I'llk eep it here just in case I need it"

[uneven pebble]

thats a bad pun. You should feel bad...and do it

[tulip wagon]

I had a faulty lamp catch my flat on fire while I was asleep. I was lucky I woke up in time, cause it was in the next room where I'd packed up everything I owned to move house.

[heavy dew]

I loved that Nick of time joke in the Utopian

Or "Jupiter's Legacy" was the actual name

[trim thistle]

Only reason ever to get a dog. so you don't die in a fire while asleep.

[heavy dew]

Or cause they're cute

[tulip wagon]

I should clarify, if I were in permanent need of one, I would wear it. I'm recovering from an injury.

[trim thistle]

your avatar is cute. dogs are not cute

[celest maple]

dogs are cute

[tulip wagon]

Not all dogs.

[heavy dew]

Not all dogs, but there are cute dogs

[heavy dew]

And thank you her name is Cherri the Chapaa

[trim thistle]

there are cute cats, but they'll desert you in a fire...

[heavy dew]

So would a lot of humans

[celest maple]

my uncle has the cutest rottweiler

[trim thistle]

a lot of those cute humans indeed would desert you in a fire

[heavy dew]

Tau puppies though

All blue and smol

[trim thistle]

just saying a dog will try to rouse you in a fire, thus saving your life. the only reason to own a dog

[shrewd fiber]

That's a really grim way of looking at things and I really suggest trying to bring your own mood up.

[trim thistle]

I'm antisocial. leave me alone,

[shrewd fiber]

I'm...what?

You're in a public chat. Talking to people.

[zinc scarab]

I don’t need one but I want to wear a panic button

[shrewd fiber]

If you're grim 24/7 people are gonna ask things...

[zinc scarab]

Hiiii mom

[tulip wagon]

Hello pumpkin

[zinc scarab]

Wrong fruit but close enough

[trim thistle]

ok, I'm really not antisocial. I'm just introverted, and "hiding" as long as either of my parents live, because they only love theirselves and their reflections.

[tulip wagon]

Nope. You're my pumpkin. Accept it.

[shrewd fiber]

Okay but did we really need to know that? Is that necessary that we know this personal information about you and your family dynamic?

[trim thistle]

I would so love to be your pumpkin

[shrewd fiber]

This is a pretty chill-vibes chat and constantly bringing in how "dogs will save your life in a fire but a cat will abandon you" and "my parents don't love me just themselves" is going to bring the mood way down. I'm trying to be gentle, here.

[zinc scarab]

There’s no pumpkin emoji :(

[trim thistle]

It doesn't bother me at all to share. I'm sorry if it made you uncomfortable.

[tulip wagon]

Mango is my lil pumpkin.
You can be my buddy though.

[trim thistle]

Noh! but but but!!! That's why Palian is so necessary!

I live in mah Mom's basement! I need this game!

[tulip wagon]

Are you changing personas already?

[trim thistle]

All I do is hide everything from my parents because they only look into their mirror for reference... "you don't look like my reflection... I don't love you.

Why do you do that? Why don't you do this?

[tulip wagon]

Mate...

[trim thistle]

I only love myself.

[heavy dew]

Calm

[zinc scarab]

I hope Palia comes out around the summertime cause I don’t have much time during the school year

[zinc scarab]

kalm

[tulip wagon]

Clam

[shrewd fiber]

No no, I said we're having steamed hams

[zinc scarab]

cam

[tulip wagon]

Bacon?

[shrewd fiber]

I know this is sacrilege
but I don't enjoy bacon.

it just doesn't agree with my stomach.

[zinc scarab]

Off with her head for legal reasons this is /j

[heavy dew]

Dont have to, not everything is for everyone

[carmine relic]

Y'know, I'm from New York and I've never heard the phrase "steamed hams" before

[tulip wagon]

Do you respect bacon? If so, you may stay.

[heavy dew]

Gambit!

[shrewd fiber]

I respect bacon, and people who enjoy bacon, as long as they don't try to make me have bacon on my stuff.

[trim thistle]

I mean, I'm totally calm. I know reality as it is. I am under no illusion of how both of my parents completely only have disgust for me. That's why I need this kind of game. All I do is hide until the assaults from my own parents stop. It's only my reality. I immerse myself into MMO's untils the assaults from my own parents stop. I mean I won't harm them in any way.

[zinc scarab]

He’s no longer the 49th wizard? What happened

[heavy dew]

You're normal, you can stay

[shrewd fiber]

I used to order the Chicken Bacon Swiss from Arby's with no bacon on it just because I enjoy the sauce that they put on it more than the burger itself.

[carmine relic]

Ascended into something-th wizard

[tulip wagon]

Promoted?

[zinc scarab]

hmmmm

[heavy dew]

Eeyyy I'm not the only one getting promoted and demoted!

[carmine relic]

Ya don't have the highest status among your artists, Berry?

[heavy dew]

I am a humble god

ART is a dictatorship that takes popular vote into account

[zinc scarab]

If I ever make my own neighborhood I’ll be MayorMango

[tulip wagon]

Can I be the shoe shiner?

[trim thistle]

No living artist ever gets rich...

[heavy dew]

I thought you were the blacksmith?

[carmine relic]

I kinda regret yesterday's coffee even more. Stayed up way too late and now I feel like I got spun upside down in my sleep. Ach

[tulip wagon]

You're right. I cannot recapture my youth.

[heavy dew]

Hey be what you wanna be, a blacksmith that does shoe shining if you so please

[carmine relic]

Offal also works as ||Santa||, but don't let him know I said that.

[trim thistle]

yeh, I drink 20oz Pepsi, and I can't sleep until I have to get up...

[heavy dew]

So that's who it is

PAKKA

[tulip wagon]

No no... the only shoes I ought to concern myself with is horse shoes.

[heavy dew]

Same thing different foot

[tulip wagon]

Feets is feets

And mangoes is pumpkins

[carmine relic]

Don't forget a good game of horse shoe throwing.

[tulip wagon]

Brb I need to sort the weekly food shop

[trim thistle]

wow how do you throw a horse?

[carmine relic]

Horse power

[abstract rover]

brb need to find me some love. oh wait i'm me

it wont happen. sick 😎

[zinc scarab]

Lies

[trim thistle]

lies, or just observational data?

I'm sorry. No data needed here

I mean, I had a hard time sleeping because of dreams the last 2 days because of Ida... i mean, like anyone else?

[abstract rover]

ida can go suck a lemon while stubbing its toe on a lego

[trim thistle]

I mourn the deaths... So crazy.

[worthy rose]

you ever tried a lemon with sugar?

[carmine relic]

Ain't that just Lemonade?

[heavy dew]

Palimonade?

[carmine relic]

When life gives ya lemons...

[heavy dew]

Get mad

[worthy rose]

no like slice a lemon up, and just sprinkle it with sugar

[trim thistle]

yeah, as long as not a grain of salt. yuck.

just me. you do you,

[heavy dew]

What type of shot is this?

[worthy rose]

no

it's not a drink

[trim thistle]

Vaccinatine shot

[worthy rose]

a physical lemon. With sugar on it

[heavy dew]

Genuinely?

I mean I like sugar so I'll give it a go, let you know what I thought

[carmine relic]

This just sounds like a trick to fool people into sucking on a lemon.

[heavy dew]

Logically the sweet should off balance the sour

I mean I like lemons and sugar so what could go wrong

[trim thistle]

lemons are delicious

imagine, I love lemons, but tomatoes and pineapples give me cold sores because they're too acidic...

I might be bromine deficient!

or Lycopine dificient! Oh noh!

[dry portal]

Yoo we need a beta plss

[heavy dew]

Gotta do alpha first

[dry portal]

You're right

[carmine relic]

And a pre-alpha

[dry portal]

Ahh dude I can't wait

Its been 1,5 mouths

[heavy dew]

They weren't in pre-alpha stage yet when they announced, it's gonna be a while, like, "much closer than 3 years from launch"

[dry portal]

Ι see

[heavy dew]

It's what we got to go on at least

[dry portal]

Welp see y'all in 1 yeahh

[odd pilot]

u guys have any idea when this game will be realised?

[carmine relic]

And then Mpa misses an open testing

[heavy dew]

"much closer than 3 years from launch"

[odd pilot]

nice xD

[heavy dew]

In other words:

[odd pilot]

i hope so, the game so far looks amazing and so chill

[heavy dew]

Couldn't agree more, and it will be soon, 1-3 years is no time ^^

[carmine relic]

Plenty of time for me to goof around and do my thing

[trim thistle]

I mean, like yeah, just give me a MIDI so I can play music on a street corner...

[heavy dew]

I mean a 1½ year of covid just went by in a flash despite it being shit, we'll all be grey in no time!

[trim thistle]

I haven't hugged mah gf since 2019! What planet are you on???

[carmine relic]

We can invent a combustible lemon!

[heavy dew]

Heck ye, it's ammo for trebuchet einar

[trim thistle]

Palian will succeed because of the genius here.

[surreal crest]

well, time to go home!

[green kraken]

Be safe traveling!

[heavy dew]

fare thee well Chair!

[carmine relic]

Aye, take care, Chair

[abstract rover]

do the care taking

[carmine relic]

Didn't someone say something might happen today? Like a reveal or something? Or did I get something wrong?

[heavy dew]

Think it was Xrystal that said we usually get gifs etc on thursdays

[abstract rover]

today i will reveal that i am indeed breathing oxygen

as opposed to not-oxygen

[carmine relic]

Fair enough.

[heavy dew]

how very carbon based land living life form of you

[carmine relic]

I see you typing Rin!

[abstract rover]

rin o.o

[abstract rover]

pfffffffffffffffffffffft who said thaaaaaat? i'm a martian

[carmine relic]

If you were a martian, wouldn't you be annihilating Earth right now

[short thorn]

It's pronounced g-if

not gif

[heavy dew]

Like Graphical

[short thorn]

yes exactly

[heavy dew]

Because that's what it stands for 👀

[short thorn]

It's a word worth fighting for 🎵

[heavy dew]

Came out of left field though Matthew I'll be honest xD

[short thorn]

I always do. If you build it, they will come. If you say it, I will come. If you stay quiet, I will chime in with whatever is floating around in my head

[abstract rover]

this debate has merit on both sides

[sudden copper]

hello ;-;

[short thorn]

Hi hi o/

[abstract rover]

o/

[heavy dew]

Heeeellooo!

[carmine relic]

Huzzah!

[sudden copper]

:p hehe

[ocean stone]

Gee-if

[heavy dew]

No that's wrong, it's not like Giraffe

[short thorn]

This is why you're a witch

[carmine relic]

Gæìf

[ocean stone]

I'm here for rendering chaos; it is known.

[short thorn]

The ultimate Dark Souls boss

[abstract rover]

the first letter does stand for graphical so it makes sense to pronounce it with a hard g.
however on the other side, the creator of gifs has stated that it's pronounced with a soft g like jif.

[heavy dew]

The creator is wrong

[ocean stone]

Creator is wrong. For sure lol

[short thorn]

The creator is just a poser, he doesn't care.

[heavy dew]

It's not like Gyro, it's not like Giraffe, not like Giant, it's not a word, it's an acronym

[carmine relic]

My probably controversal take: I don't care how people pronounce something so long as I get it

[heavy dew]

If it was a word I'd buy it, but it's not a word

[short thorn]

Is it Gyro like Gyro ball or Gyro from the food

[worthy rose]

In gif the g is silent

[ocean stone]

If the "png" creator told me it was pronounced "ping", I'd still call it p-n-g

[heavy dew]

because then the creator is wrong

[sudden copper]

isnt gyro the food pronounced like yee-roh...i always get it wrong

[short thorn]

Pong I * I

[wind ibex]

I thought those were pronounced the same...

[ocean stone]

P-N-G

[abstract rover]

this is why i propose we pronounce it as GIRAFFEICAL instead of graphical because giraffes are cool and you're not.

[short thorn]

I've done my job Fwoosh

[heavy dew]

There is a food called gyro yes ^^ But I meant gyroscope

[ocean stone]

OK back to witch works bai

[short thorn]

Good job guys, we've created discord in discord

[sudden copper]

:O

[heavy dew]

There is no discord because I know I'm right 👀 try argue with that

[abstract rover]

9 + 10 is 910.

[short thorn]

Discord doesn't exist man. It's just a ruse by the government to keep us as docile internet dependent lambs

[carmine relic]

Yes, you are on my right side. However, whichever side you're on, you are incorrect.

[heavy dew]

Technically you're not wrong, and 1+1 = window

[abstract rover]

iggy azalea backwards is Antarctican Igloo.

[short thorn]

Wait no

Yggi... Yggdrasil...

[heavy dew]

Yggrazilean

[short thorn]

Azaelea is the world tree

[abstract rover]

rabbits are just bunnies but worse

[short thorn]

And Nidhoggr will be coming as foretold by the prophecy

[carmine relic]

Dare you to go into Ikea and read the furniture names

[heavy dew]

I'm swedish so yes

[sudden copper]

rabbits and bunnies are equally loved :'(

[short thorn]

I can read hard names so yes

[carmine relic]

Berry Lore

Or u,h Berry Backstory or something.

[wise anvil]

uploaded the WIP for Baristalia in #🎨│old-palia-fan-art 😄

[warm plover]

👀👀👀👀

[heavy dew]

There people who didn't know I'm Swedish? I keep flaunting it

I'm starting to think Gambit, that you don't memorize everything about me

[carmine relic]

Did you forget I have the worst memory ever

[heavy dew]

That's funny because you do and I don't 👀

[carmine relic]

Wait nevermind, I swear I heard you say this before.

[worthy rose]

you're from where? https://i.redd.it/j3t4p0cbuf451.jpg

[carmine relic]

Wait, what the heck is this continent? This isn't America. Is this an alien planet or something?

[heavy dew]

Sweden is everywhere, Sweden is a state of mind, we've infiltrated the whole world with furniture, we're in your homes, we went from raiding to infiltrating, there's microphones in every bolt and screw

[carmine relic]

Berry has no idea every other furniture store is now ripping off IKEA

[worthy rose]

Sweden is a state of mind? Fjuck

[heavy dew]

Ikea is supplying them

[carmine relic]

The Swedish fish are also really good

[heavy dew]

They're just called fish

And the american version is really terrible compared to the real version of the candy

[warm plover]

infinite ikea scp

[worthy rose]

wait isn't the villager reveal supposed to be today

[abstract rover]

soon everyone will have great coffee

[warm plover]

i thought that was tomorrow but not sure

[wise anvil]

That's how the villager looks. Just a monotone shade of despair

[carmine relic]

Sorry, the store is closed

[heavy dew]

scp?

[carmine relic]

SCPs are basically anomalous objects/creatures/places people write stories about. Kinda like creepy pastas but without needing to be edgy or creepy

[warm plover]

the best scp is 999

[heavy dew]

Some Creepy Pasta?

[carmine relic]

999 is pretty nice

[heavy dew]

Specially Crazy Place?

[shrewd fiber]

may I have friends together in optimism, if not hope
pls

[warm plover]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008
scp ikea

[carmine relic]

I am here to provide optimism and hope

[shrewd fiber]

my kitty Maria is missing since last night and will not come to being called despite normally loving to run up and be pet

I have been searching since 8:30am this morning and it is now 1:17PM

[heavy dew]

Special Containment Procedures? That's what it stands for?

[carmine relic]

Sure. Or Secure Contain Protect

[worthy rose]

slurp, clap, plop

[shrewd fiber]

my bebi chonker ;v; she is big chonk and does not know

[carmine relic]

Hopefully ya find your cat soon, Claris

[shrewd fiber]

she is indoor kitty. does not outside well.

[heavy dew]

What Gambit said

[shrewd fiber]

gonna go check the food I left out maybe she's on the porch now

[tranquil cosmos]

Put her litter box and a blanket or sweater outside so she can smell it and come back

[short thorn]

If I was an SCP, what level would I be at

As a being who's been here since the beginning of time, my favorite pastimes as of late are drawing, shitposting, and watching my shows

[shrewd fiber]

i'll try that

but i've put food and water outside and been calling her name for literal hours on repeat

she always comes when called...

weird kitty like that.

[tulip wagon]

Surly Condescending Porcupine

[wise anvil]

Soon Cafe Palia

[lethal citrus]

Hello, does anyone have a release date yet?

[heavy dew]

"much closer than 3 years from launch"

When they set a date, it'll guaranteed be announced publicly with an @ in #📢│palia-news so keep an eye there

[tranquil cosmos]

[remote latch]

🤞 Hope your cat turns up .. we've had a couple disappear off but they appeared a week or so later bedraggled and injured .. but then we have a railway at the bottom of the garden that they've gone over the wall for one reason or another. Think positive thoughts

[heavy dew]

Thank you Otter, yes, soon ^^

[carmine relic]

When is Palia coming out?

[heavy dew]

[abstract rover]

hey when is palia coming out

[heavy dew]

[carmine relic]

I haev no idea

[abstract rover]

well they should make an announcement because im entitled

[heavy dew]

Well played

[carmine relic]

Ya know, I haven't actually seen a dev in a good while. They must be really busy

[abstract rover]

well theyre human too

[heavy dew]

Too? busted Csr, "martian"

[abstract rover]

"too" in reference to you lot, dork

[heavy dew]

Oh so you're just gonna assume I'm human?

[heavy dew]

Eris was in here like the other day

[carmine relic]

Dang, I missed em'

[heavy dew]

That's what happens when you play to much Palia

[surreal crest]

btw Rin in SCP lore ||SCP-999 is the only hope for humanity. It is destined to defeat the demon overlord||

[warm plover]

WHAT

[tulip wagon]

sits on chair

[surreal crest]

the lore goes deep. Deep enough to even explain the very reason 999 exists

[heavy dew]

scp-611 - cheese factory on fire

Am I doing it?

[surreal crest]

Offal experiences strange feeling of comfort and warmness. "It's peaceful like this" - he says in his mind

[tulip wagon]

This
Cheese is on
Fiyaaaaaaaah

[warm plover]

i never know 999 had that kind of lore i just thought it was cute

[tulip wagon]

But I feel peaceful and comfy

[surreal crest]

because it is, but It really makes you think it was able to interact with 682

[warm plover]

wheres that lore anyway

[tulip wagon]

Someday I will write down Offal Tales of Adventure

[carmine relic]

I hope that someday is soon

[surreal crest]

it's not in the report. There are stories on the SCP page as well
even doctors, MTFs and every single thing in the SCP universe has a set of loose rules that allows you to fit your SCP into the rest.

Plague Doctor for example had like 2 or 3 remakes where author totally changed the idea.

[heavy dew]

Okay I'm so lost, are scp's actual reports or just shits and giggles like creepy pasta?

[surreal crest]

Procedure 110-Montauk is pretty damn interesting too.

[heavy dew]

Like SCP bad yelp review collab

[carmine relic]

Actual objects with stories and stuff. The reports sorta come as a result of knowing what they are/what they do

[heavy dew]

So is it made up or factual?

[surreal crest]

these are creppy pastas, but SCP community uses "reports" as name for these short stories.

[carmine relic]

They're made up.

[surreal crest]

no, 173 is out there to get you, Berry.

[heavy dew]

Alright that's why I never heard of them before

[carmine relic]

If SCPs were real, we'd all be doomed.

[heavy dew]

I don't do fictional reading

[surreal crest]

we wouldn't know about the very existence of the Foundation

[heavy dew]

We're all doomed anyway Gambit

[carmine relic]

Fair enough, but being doomed from getting old is a bit more peaceful than getting your neck snapped

[surreal crest]

getting your neck snapped is actually one of the fastest deaths. There are worst fates

[carmine relic]

Yea, was gonna say

[heavy dew]

Now we're just nit picking Gambit xD

[carmine relic]

Some anomalies are very dangerous, like a teleporting sentient chair.

[heavy dew]

we're doing the "uhm actually"

[carmine relic]

Man. I'm still kinda tired!

[surreal crest]

btw the lore behind 173 is (as far as my memory goes) that it has non-visible hands that it uses to snaps necks. Also the whole "don't blink" thing is just for laughs, it can teleport when it wants too, making SCP Foundation think they have any chances is just easier to get victims closer.
The reason why it kills is that it has some kind of "horny itch" that goes away when it snaps necks.
one of MTFs actually went with his soul inside the SCP-173 but was unable to leave.

stuff's amazing actually. I love that authors build that whole lore behind simple, short stories.

[wind ibex]

Why are you talking about Peanut...?

[surreal crest]

because I'm gonna have a peanut farm in Palia!

[carmine relic]

I'm gonna go do some more rocket nonsense, good luck with whatever it is all of ya's are doing!

[warm plover]

and gambit was never seen again

[carmine relic]

Pray I do not fly into a blackhole

[surreal crest]

you can... just figure a way to come back

[heavy dew]

I'll miss you Gambit

[surreal crest]

don't worry, you'll meet him just over the event horizon

[abstract rover]

i'm glad my question got nearly 50 upvotes. makes me feel special that people clicked on some pixels beneath text on a screen that i wrote

[heavy dew]

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it, I like how you're so sarcastic all the time

Well not sarcastic.. but the poise is

[surreal crest]

where? I'll give you one more internet point

[abstract rover]

in #851872239435644928

also Berry, i'm just cynical. i'm not usually like this tbh, just sometimes in a toxic mood idk

[heavy dew]

I'm always like this, sarcastic, cynical, using humor as a cover for being rude

[abstract rover]

ouch that last point hurts my soul

[cinder temple]

The open secret: Sir Berry is evil and the Disco Ducks are innocent.

[heavy dew]

@abstract rover your question, you mean not having to follow a linear progression, right?

[abstract rover]

Not necessarily. I mean not having to be forced into the usual MMO cycle of "accept quest, fight monster, level up, upgrade gear, repeat"

[heavy dew]

Because this IS a life simulator so I'd hope it plays like one 👀

[abstract rover]

It makes every MMO feel like the exact same game and they all blend together.

[heavy dew]

Agreed, idk how much you've read already, but there's no gear

[abstract rover]

I saw that actually. although the only thing i'm disappointed in so far is that relationship meters and stuff are NPC-specific T_T

[heavy dew]

No traditional pvp or combat, and the whole game itself revolves around the sideshows of other rpgs, the professions

[heavy dew]

How you mean?

[abstract rover]

#❓│old-team-answers-alpha message

that basically

not planned at launch :C

[heavy dew]

I mean, to me that just means: "Will be a thing"

Good to know they have a development plan that continues beyond launch xD

[whole geode]

Love #📮│public-polls - Everyone seems to avoid that one character. Wouldn't it be easier to get that one done and out of the way? 😉

[abstract rover]

Yeah well i'm MAD >:C
not really, just feels like it's an afterthought lol

[heavy dew]

We're not avoiding it, we're just picking more interesting ones 👀

[abstract rover]

m8 i don't give in to peer pressure. #2 will win

[heavy dew]

I mean even if it's an afterthought, they're listening to what people want. And nothing is stopping you from labeling people without doing it ingame, you know? I doubt you need a note ingame to tell you who you like better

hint hint wink wink, it's me

[abstract rover]

😳

ingame indicators make it feel more meaningful imo

like, i want to label someone "bestie bestie better than the restie" or "future ex-wife"

[heavy dew]

I mean if it's a friend list like practically any other, it'll have the possibility to add notes to people

Even discord has personal notes I found out

[abstract rover]

or "ex-future wife" depending on how you look at it

[tulip wagon]

I love making notes

[sharp kite]

how do you get an invite?

[warm plover]

oh no
kenji is me

[lofty carbon]

wait so is eshe kenyattas mom

[glad egret]

I want to squish Kenji

[heavy dew]

Daphne!

[shadow vine]

A bumbling politician.... that talks a lot.... without saying much? Is there another kind of politician? 😄

[tranquil cosmos]

Smash him like a bug

[summer obsidian]

yep, Eshe is Kenyatta's mom

[worthy rose]

please do not the kenji

[abstract rover]

boe jiden

[glad egret]

S Q U I S H

[heavy dew]

By either being a telepath and planting a thought into the heads of S6, or sheer luck by signing up on the website

[swift trout]

talks a lot without saying much lmaoo

[worthy rose]

I tried ransom

[swift trout]

did it work?

[heavy dew]

Sounds like a Mayor/politician to me 👀

[zinc scarab]

Kenjiii

[deep frigate]

to palia? fill out the stuff on palia.com for a chance

yall voted for kenji instead of santa though smh

[faint dawn]

Talks way too much, just goes on and on.. really beating that dead horse.. cant get him to shut up, really just says the same thing over and over again..

[heavy dew]

And we'll do it again! Because the scooby gang isn't here to stop us!

[silent cairn]

I see so Kenji is the character we love to hate.

[whole geode]

I'll wait for the next #📮│public-polls - in which "Mr Hat" will be in all four slots - and #number 1 slot will still lose? 🙂

[deep frigate]

those meddling kids!

[hallow girder]

It's the mayor for sure. The description suits perfectly for that role 🤣

[soft bay]

I wouldn't say that.

[hallow girder]

Happy timezone everyone 🎉

[abstract rover]

i will go out of my way to make sure mr hat loses.

[woeful sedge]

I feel bad for them

[surreal crest]

I think running quests for Kenji will get us no reward XD

[whole geode]

four slots with Mr Hat - and everyone picks slot 5. 🙂

[silent cairn]

redemption arc?

[abstract rover]

yep. let's make it happen, folks.

[serene stratus]

I like that not all the villagers are perfect

[solid current]

its so cool seeing all the different countries involved in the game in #👋│introductions

[heavy dew]

Still waiting on our ❓ villager card

[whole geode]

I hope he turns out the be the BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST sir.... with his hat bell on it.

[soft bay]

Poor Santa. Give him a chance!

[silent cairn]

he's gonna keep saying that the he can't give you a reward now, but he'll give you a bigger reward after you do this one last task. A few hundreds of tasks later, the whole town is trillions in debt.

[heavy dew]

What you mean not perfect? 👀

[woeful sedge]

Please do lol

[zinc scarab]

Yeppp it makes everything feel a lot more real when not everyone is picture perfect

[buoyant heath]

[short thorn]

Aw man, the voting ended. I'm sad there's no more characters to vote for now 😦

[abstract rover]

wdym, he's the perfect politician.

[heavy dew]

Yeah well they're all perfect to me!

[zinc scarab]

CINNA

[ocean stone]

[surreal crest]

and then you come to my casino, which at this point has few nice bouncers and we start first mafia in Palia.

[heavy dew]

I love all the npc's, they're perfect just the way they are, and that's that

[ocean stone]

Minimango!!!!!

[soft bay]

What? Santa needs his redemption.

[abstract rover]

too late, baristafia beat you to it

[short thorn]

[surreal crest]

what

[solid current]

even if they sound rude its still wholesome

[short thorn]

Who? I never saw a santa

[surreal crest]

John Cinna!

[deep frigate]

🎅

[serene stratus]

Yes exactly

[ocean stone]

Chair !

[silent cairn]

Isn't there also a Kitsuu mafia already? Or was that a yakuza.

[heavy dew]

Rude people are lovable too!

[soft bay]

The other npc from last week's voting.

[left sage]

[surreal crest]

there can never be only one, gotta compete with someone

[hallow girder]

Santa will be released in Dec 25

[short thorn]

Don't know who you're talking about, ON TO THE NEXT SERIES OF VILLAGERS

[tranquil cosmos]

Me, every villager vote time: I'm ready to be hurt again (with y'all not choosing santa hat)

[serene stratus]

Unless it's Highlander...

[silent cairn]

then count me in. We will triumph

[soft bay]

Santa=Elf= just vote for him.

[heavy dew]

Santa hat isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

[short thorn]

Santa Hat: ❓

[ocean stone]

I love that everyone is explaining to you that he - Santa Hat - exists.

[short thorn]

Santa isn't real

[surreal crest]

I'm still thinking about the name for the casino. I feel like it's need to be perfect

[lusty berry]

bruh we voted for a spatula politician LOL

[heavy dew]

No if he was ❓ we’d vote for him

[soft bay]

Because I believe in him lol

[short thorn]

Honestly lol

[lusty berry]

take him back take him back

[buoyant heath]

You guys got played

[silent cairn]

What sort of things represent your casino? I'll try to think as well.

[surreal crest]

lmao yall believed santa hat is real

[cerulean kiln]

[short thorn]

Right? Smh

[surreal crest]

cards, dice, gold and slot machines, demons

[deep frigate]

he's real if you believe

[short thorn]

I believe in Tim Allen

[worthy rose]

you know what tho

[heavy dew]

That’s.. that’s not how “real” works

[deep frigate]

I just rly want christmas presents smh

[worthy rose]

kenji does have a pimp cane

[ocean stone]

Gonna turn you into a sleigh seat

Santa Hat, not me

[celest maple]

how did my reply in the suggestions channel get that many thumbs up 😳

[surreal crest]

hey don't talk bad about uncle Mystic Sleigh, aight?

[short thorn]

Better watch out, you better not cry. You better not pout cause I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town 🎵

Four more months until Christmas, y'all

[abstract rover]

part of me wants the devs to put an easter egg in the game where santa hat guy says "Ignored again... sigh"

[cerulean kiln]

[buoyant heath]

You know what the really funny part is? Santa Hat is the release date for Palia.

[surreal crest]

just give him santa hat on christmass, it'll be enough

[sweet vale]

They should put a pancake hat under his Santa jat

[ocean stone]

The present we have all been asking for, but the people saw the wrapping and said NAH

[short thorn]

Damn he's not gonna get chosen for voting anywhere 3 years from now

[deep frigate]

hidden right in plain sight

[buoyant heath]

NINTENDO 64!

[faint dawn]

People go for the big present that turns out to be a new vaccum for the family..

Then skips over the small present thay ends up being the hand held game console.. xD

[remote latch]

I'm sure there will be 🙂

[surreal crest]

I just want some strapped socks man

[faint dawn]

We all want socks

I expect socks in my stocking.

I want socks in my sock..

[short thorn]

:p

[remote latch]

People agreed with you .. but good news .. they have designed crafting to not have restrictions beyond having the materials, and skilling is, at your own pace, wherever you want ( they gave fishing as an example of this ).

[short thorn]

Also I like really thin socks that's pretty long. I don't like big fluffy socks and the only ones I have are overly fluffy socks just for use in the wintertime and for indoor use

[celest maple]

that's awesome. 😊

[remote latch]

This link takes you to the response to timegating of skills ( #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message )

[remote latch]

Some crafting responses [S6] BuscoBear — 06/03/2021 Some things will be harder to craft and require more materials but we are careful about where and how players have to grind [S6] BuscoBear — 06/03/2021 If you want to craft the ultimate dragon statue of godly kings you'll probably say you grinded some, ya [S6] BuscoBear — 06/03/2021 If you have the resources, you craft [S6] BuscoBear — 06/03/2021 You'll never be told to pay money, or come back later, just to craft something.

[remote latch]

And a Q&A regarding killing for gear Hek — 06/03/2021 Do you have plans for hunting hostile creatures for armor and weapons, or is it solely a „peaceful“ game? [S6] BuscoBear — 06/03/2021 You'll hunt, and you'll craft/upgrade. can't say more for now

[celest maple]

the question is then if mats will be gated in any way

[remote latch]

Nope, the fishing tells you .. you can fish ALL day if you want .. the same would be for other gathering skills I would imagine

[void imp]

called it 🤏😎

[remote latch]

Rofl .. so did several of us on the day 🙂

[void imp]

heheh

[surreal crest]

NOMIII HAIII

[void imp]

HAAII (> A <)/ 🌻 🌼

[surreal crest]

wassup garden girl?!

[faint dawn]

i think its been publically confirmed in vlads doc and therefore by devs that stamina isnt a thing "they tried then hated it, so they got rid of it."

If you look in ask the team and search stamina its people regurgitating all this... yeah...

[bright forge]

Hi Nomi!

[void imp]

hi perin!

[void imp]

procrastinating what are you up to, four legged friend?

[warm plover]

hi nomiii

[void imp]

hi rin 🥺 💞

[faint dawn]

Nomiii
I miss you.. ;-;

[surreal crest]

doing some renders
I found this really awesome tool for Garry's Mod that allows me to achieve almost blender-like quality of renders
amazing stuff I tell you.

[void imp]

😭

aww that's gret chair :DD exciting

*great

|| !! hi @cinder temple ||

[tranquil cosmos]

[surreal crest]

sup Ottie!

[tranquil cosmos]

sup Chair!

[tulip wagon]

Otterpop!

[surreal crest]

everything's nice!
my supervisor and second in command are taking a day off tomorrow, so I'm a little bit scared lol

[long belfry]

I hope poor Kenji gets some love in game to shed some light on why he is the way he is. Everyone else got really largely flattering bios, then there is this guy XD

[tranquil cosmos]

Sounds potentially exciting lol

[tulip wagon]

Write a largely flattering bio!

[arctic onyx]

Yo Kenji looks aight

[surreal crest]

hell no, I have 2 x more work for tomorrow haha

[tranquil cosmos]

On the upside, your day will go super fast

"Poor Kenji"... maybe you guys shoulda voted for santa hat

[surreal crest]

nah, santa hat is a hoax

[long belfry]

I did! I thought it was finally his time haha

[arctic onyx]

Personally I’m not a fan of Kenji’s design

He looks like an annoying character that would have others do his bidding

[tulip wagon]

He looks too friendly to be Mayor

[long belfry]

I like him, and I actually really like that he has less desirable traits (my favorite part of Stardew is working with people through their struggles), but it's a stark contrast to the rest of the highly likeable cast

[tranquil cosmos]

It says he's a people pleaser, so I kinda doubt it

Maybe Eshe dresses him lol

[tulip wagon]

Palia is truly a utopia

[arctic onyx]

He might just be pleasing people to further his ends 😤

I don’t trust him

[tranquil cosmos]

Never trust a politician lol

[worthy rose]

never trust an oteer

[tranquil cosmos]

fair

[surreal crest]

how 'bout chair?

[short thorn]

Never trusted a chair

[heavy dew]

The armrest on my chair broke today..

[short thorn]

When I had to sit down back in the day I used my legs to sit down on an imaginary one. Built my muscles and gave me the freedom from those wooden things

And back in the day, chairs didn't exist. It was just a big black nothingness that didn't exist until a giant explosion happened

[cinder temple]

Ah, you mean the six singularities from which all of Palia was born.

[short thorn]

What no, real life like Abraham Lincoln, Dinosaurs, Alexander the Great, Three Stooges

What's Palia

[cinder temple]

Exactly, real life like Chapaa.

[ocean stone]

Chapaas exist in every biome on Earth. You just gotta look for them, oh, and believe in Santa Hat.

[ocean stone]

Did the Fire Nation invent Chairs?

[short thorn]

Yeah. Everything was fine until the Fire Nation invented

[ocean stone]

I've been otterly slain by this remark 🤣

[tranquil cosmos]

pleased to please lol

[ocean stone]

U people pleaser u

[short thorn]

plz

[ocean stone]

How does the creator say this word

[tranquil cosmos]

You pronounce it as plz

[tulip wagon]

[worthy rose]

zpl

[void imp]

i'm still like "hehe garden girl uwu"

[short thorn]

Plll- zeee

[tranquil cosmos]

garden girl is goals

[surreal crest]

haha aw thats cute

[ocean stone]

Nomiiiiiii you da best

[tranquil cosmos]

Gasp, instead of the Golden Girls, we can be the Garden Girls

[ocean stone]

[worthy rose]

girls aren't real

[tranquil cosmos]

🪴

[ocean stone]

Either is Thursday

[short thorn]

TGI Fridays

[tranquil cosmos]

Nishtopher, don't be a nishcompoop

[ocean stone]

How do you pronounce TGI

[worthy rose]

tuh-GEE

[short thorn]

Tee-Gee-eye

[ocean stone]

Nish nailed it sorry Matthew

[void imp]

//aggressive crying// hi cinny

[short thorn]

It's alright to be wrong

[ocean stone]

nomi don't forget to hydrate and stuff

Especially when aggressively crying, gotta replenish those electrolytes

[void imp]

i just made tea -proud- thank you! everyone else go hydrate too!!

[short thorn]

Cry harder

[ocean stone]

No

[worthy rose]

it's what the plants crave

[short thorn]

So says the president

[void imp]

oo nish last time i randomly dropped it without pinging you but i wanted to say exeggutor is a good'un

[ocean stone]

@worthy rose nish loves to be pinged

[tranquil cosmos]

It's true. Ping @worthy rose as much as possible

[worthy rose]

heck yeah, this is one of my favorite arts in the whole tcg too.
#💬│off-topic-chat message

[void imp]

oh! oh! you scanned it so you have that card which is one of your favourite arts? if yes: wheee fuck yeah

also damn that's some good art

[ocean stone]

Still think you should've made the Lil guy in the corner your pfp

[worthy rose]

yes! I have a really good scanner so I like to catalog my favorites that I own

[ocean stone]

It's for "insurance purposes" right?

[short thorn]

I really like Alolan Exeggutor

[worthy rose]

you think I have insurance on any of those?

[surreal crest]

can you scan me?

[ocean stone]

In Palia can we scan nish

[surreal crest]

but can we nish the scan?

[worthy rose]

pls dont

[short thorn]

can we nish, nish

[void imp]

(thinking about the pokémon cards with little clay/playdough pokémon in real life nature)

[surreal crest]

nish nish

[ocean stone]

Nish is Thursday

[surreal crest]

oh that reminds me, there is a hero in Dota 2 that says his name from time to time, going like this: "Nyxnyxnyx nyx..."
so... yeah
Nishnishnishnishhhh....

[void imp]

full circle: that's a pokemon trait

[short thorn]

Pspspspspsnishpsps

[ocean stone]

Thursday, I'm sorry you gave the best name.

[sudden copper]

i havent played pokemon in sooo long i miss it

[surreal crest]

Nominominominomi....

[sudden copper]

there was this one game i played on the ds that was really fun but i forget the name. it was like. you were a pokemon and you gathered a team of pokemon to run dungeons and i think save other pokemon?

[worthy rose]

I have a couple of those too. I also have all of the crochet ones, but I don't have a pic of them in a binder together, just individual pictures

[worthy rose]

mystery dungeon!

[ocean stone]

just hand us your imgur deets already

[worthy rose]

absolutely not

[void imp]

uwhoa, chrochet

[short thorn]

It was Fossil Fighters I think

[ocean stone]

Dang it.

[short thorn]

How do you say imgur

[sudden copper]

yes!! it was so much fun omg. i wanna see if i can maybe get my paws upon it

[worthy rose]

here I'll post one or two in #💬│off-topic-chat

[ocean stone]

I'm guuuuur

[short thorn]

I say it em-gurr

And thus a Palian Civil war begins

[surreal crest]

you are guuurl

[void imp]

i'm looking at the offtopic cards and then i stop procrastinating / leave you 😔

[ocean stone]

Yeah I'm about to leave again.

[surreal crest]

nomi! nooo!
ugh, quickly
Chair uses: CHAIRY PUNCH! 🤜

yall leaving me in depths of despair I swear

[ocean stone]

Is this the truth behind the disappearance of the Humans in palia? The Great Uncivil War of Pronunciation?

[tranquil cosmos]

depths of dechair

[ocean stone]

With what arms

[short thorn]

His armchair

[surreal crest]

with legs lol

[tranquil cosmos]

Chairs have arms lol

[short thorn]

I beat the chair in the war of chairtrittion.

[ocean stone]

I imagine Mystic Chair resembles the pfp and hence no arms

[tranquil cosmos]

oh fair

[surreal crest]

I can shapeshift to any chair.

[ocean stone]

Oh chair

[surreal crest]

also guys wish me luck I send a coupon to the lottery, 42056566.08 USD

[ocean stone]

A Chair for All Occassions ™️

[mellow verge]

good afternoon

[surreal crest]

get the trebuchet, she's bacc

[void imp]

okay i'm still with you now, just unconscious -> quiet. win win.

[ocean stone]

Nomi I'll protect you! Even in your absence (and mine lol)

[short thorn]

One Punch Chair

ONE PUNCH

[mellow verge]

This time I want to stay lol

[surreal crest]

🧙 ✨ Chair uses: CHAIRY HEAL!

[void imp]

that made me laugh fondly

[ocean stone]

Chair is fae it is known

[mellow verge]

In ESO my friend had a house and outside I found a trebuchet... =3

[surreal crest]

then you will have to fight me and my harem

[ocean stone]

Chairem

[mellow verge]

The chairmen's charem

[surreal crest]

🥁

chair 'em

[short thorn]

Kirito reincarnated as a chair

[void imp]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-galifianakis-flying-kick-gif-15671218

fare thee well

[short thorn]

He's hot

[void imp]

chair thee well

[mellow verge]

Temp nickname change

[short thorn]

Chair thee thell

[surreal crest]

his plot armor is too thicc to even come close to something like death right now
after 200 years his instinct and reflex should be at the level of Shaolin monk

[short thorn]

Boss I'm trying to build my charem but my plot armor is too dummy thicc and keeps alerting the antagonists

[surreal crest]

here's another 2053 Laughing Coffin survivors for you to fight

oh god. I should name that my casino tbh.

[short thorn]

The Laughing Coffin

[ocean stone]

TLC

[surreal crest]

hm. Maybe I'll come with something original, but I like the wordplay of Laughing Coffin.

[short thorn]

Gamble your life away at the Laughing Coffin!

Honestly I'd roll with it

Some of the best names can come out unintentionally, and you didn't mean for it but it just sounds so good you can't help but want it

[surreal crest]

"Dice Delights"

nah, that's more for a restaurant... Oh well I have less than 3 years to come up with a name

[mellow verge]

Dice delights sounds like a tabletop game restaurant

I roll a 1 and the dip was too spicy

[carmine relic]

I return from the launch site, what did I miss

[surreal crest]

I'm trying to come up with some nice name for my casino

[worthy rose]

lotz-o-slotz

[surreal crest]

n chairz

[carmine relic]

Hmmm

"Not a Chair-ity, give money anyway"

[surreal crest]

"Enchanted Pebble" could be for alchemy shop.

[carmine relic]

Now I want to come up with a name for an alchemy store

[bright forge]

My alchemical romance

[surreal crest]

my alcoholic romance

[carmine relic]

Nah, I want something that screams "I have no idea what this stuff does but it's cheap, so buy it?"

Unless it'll just be The G.A.M. (Gambit's Alchemic Market)

[surreal crest]

ah! Gambit's Pawnshop!

[wintry wasp]

No hate for Kenji, but we could have had the "santa hat" mystery solved. D:

[worthy rose]

too bad santa hat sucks dab

[bright forge]

[surreal crest]

never

ugh I listened to this one stupid song that goes "Can I put my balls in your jaws?" and the god damn thing is so catchy it's stuck in my head

[worthy rose]

you what

[surreal crest]

want a link and suffer with me?

[carmine relic]

What

[surreal crest]

want a link too, Gambit?

[tulip wagon]

flees

[abstract rover]

heard it
saw the memes
regret nothing

[carmine relic]

No!

[surreal crest]

I regret, I want to forget it

[abstract rover]

i've seen much worse

[surreal crest]

I found a mix with dancing Gumball and this song mixed with Baka Mitai

[abstract rover]

my statement still stands

[short thorn]

Ha, you said jaws

[surreal crest]

yeah...?

[abstract rover]

just tried some homemad pepper jelly.
smells like liquid ass
tastes good
confused

[marble hedge]

🥁

Hello my name is Wippit and I'm a non-alpha spouse. It has been 52 days since pre-alpha took my wife. I've got an entire deck of playing cards of wife-less pre-alpha days. I've just played the ace of spaces, and the game is over.

The problem is, I'm not in the deck. 52 cards in a standard deck, but I'm the joker. I'm the card that is in there "just because". And it isn't played with, unless people invent special rules for card games. Pick up a deck, toss out me, play the game. Pre-alpha in a nutshell.

So, the solution here is to give the joker a reason to be in the game. That's all. Just a reason. Jokers are people too.

@twin cloak to answer your submit-your-question, a Chapaa is a rodent-like animal in Palia (which you can see doing a high-5 in the emotes above this post). Chuu was the name people used before we knoew the name of the animal.

[surreal crest]

be strong Wippit. You can do it

[fresh granite]

When will there be an open alpha?

[surreal crest]

no one knows

[worthy rose]

what if I know? What if I know and the devs dont even know because I wont tell them? I am a scryer after all

[mellow verge]

[short thorn]

Stop right there, criminal Scum. You've violated the NDA

[surreal crest]

Pay devs a fine or serve your sentence. Your alpha key is now forfeit

[worthy rose]

they can take my alpha keys, but they can never take my car keys

[short thorn]

We've seized Wippit's keys for his heretical ways, we shall take yours

[foggy prawn]

I really hope Palia comes out without a hitch. It looks so cute and promising it would be a shame for it to be stuck in dev hell (hopefully this won’t happen)

[short thorn]

Haha I'm sure it'll come along fine

[summer lark]

I demand justice for santa hat

[foggy prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

Santa hat is Ashura 2.0 lmfao

[small hinge]

Hello Chair! And other fellow Palians

[mellow verge]

If y'all don't have mercy on "Santa hat" I'll revoke all your keys

[civic basin]

Any gossips lately

[faint dawn]

looks both ways
(Whisper) Only that which dicuess that what belongs on pizza.. 🍍

[worthy rose]

CINNA DONT

[ocean stone]

🎅

[ocean stone]

[short thorn]

Pineapple on pizza is good. People just like jumping on bandwagons to sound more popular, and it overshadows the people who really don't care for pineapple/are allergic to it and can't have it

[faint dawn]

I dont mind it.

[rich wigeon]

I agree. This is why we should eat friends, cause friends might be tasty.

[faint dawn]

My mom is such a jerk..

2 times shes made a pretend phone because shes pretending for the kids... sound very real....

And i fell for both of them...

[rich wigeon]

"Hi yes this is Anastasia's mum, yea she is adopted it's fine"

[faint dawn]

No like it would sound actually convincing..

[ocean stone]

SPARE THE CAPYBARA

Take nush instead

[short thorn]

But who was phone?

[ocean stone]

Wait does the pretend phone ring

[rain carbon]

Let's keep the conversation on this channel Palia related.

[ocean stone]

How to Summon a Turtle: A Field Guide....ope wait I'm taking this to #💬│off-topic-chat

[buoyant heath]

Step 1: Have Cinny in your chat

[rich wigeon]

Is there green turtle soup to have in Palia?

[rain carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/tmnt-leonardo-no-more-mr-nice-turtle-no-more-mr-nice-guy-im-done-playing-games-gif-18749159

😂 😂 😂

[rich wigeon]

wait so are you saying that green turtle soup would be not nice? 😄

anyway Ive not slept all night and wishing I had palia to play to get rid of anxiety 😦 sadge times

[undone carbon]

This new villager look like a mafia leader
El Capone but chinese catoonish:)

[short thorn]

I'm the turtlemancer. Every time I talk in palia chat he is summoned 🐢

(you're doing a great job <3)

[remote latch]

turtle army 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

[abstract rover]

so how about that palia huh hahaa

[wise anvil]

So I want to upload the baristafia song to my youtube, but does anyone know if we're allowed to use the pictures/art that have been announced by Palia? Or should I just ask the devs themselves about this?

Edit: just put in a question in the ask channel

[rain carbon]

I would recommend to kindly send AmeliaMarz, WhoaNonstop, or WizardCrab a dm about this or you can post this on #851872239435644928. Thank you

[wise anvil]

Thanks for the answer! Greenturtle=best turtle

[wispy meadow]

Happy Timezone

[abstract rover]

what is happy timezone

[tranquil cosmos]

Happy whatever time it is in your timezone

[timber crow]

I just temporarily saw a channel full of screenshots of cool homes o-o give it back

[honest flume]

yea i got a notification on it and was like huh?

[timber crow]

somebody sneezed and dragged it to the wrong place :x

[abstract rover]

inb4 it was on purpose but they want you to think it was an accident

[ocean stone]

Ah yes HGTV

[buoyant heath]

There's lots of cool homies in here

[marble hedge]

I'm actually quite warm at the moment...

[ocean stone]

PVP: battle of the dad jokes

[buoyant heath]

Rin is going to be so mad that they missed something

[tranquil cosmos]

My sister accidentally called me today, when she dropped her phone. Does that count as a dropped call?

[ocean stone]

🥁

[tranquil cosmos]

When I asked her, she said: a knee slapper

[ocean stone]

[wispy meadow]

Lol

Also damn, there was a sneak peek of houses?!?
I missed it ;-;

[short thorn]

That's pretty knee-t

[ocean stone]

how you say 'knee-t'

[wispy meadow]

Knee-t

[short thorn]

Kugh-neew-teugh

[buoyant heath]

Kenny T

[wispy meadow]

XD

[short thorn]

Cinna

How do you say NDA

[wispy meadow]

Neda?

[ocean stone]

You'll have to speak to my lawyers.

[short thorn]

[wispy meadow]

What's a good name for a giant chicken?;

[ocean stone]

Bologna

[proven wraith]

Sir Peckington of Scratch

[buoyant heath]

Spot

[abstract rover]

me

[ocean stone]

csr = customer service representative 🐔

[abstract rover]

meen

[ocean stone]

sorry godfather forgive

[abstract rover]

its ok i give you headpatses patpat

[ocean stone]

[abstract rover]

fittingly, csr is short for Caesar.

[short thorn]

Cluck. Rooster Cluck, PD.

The investigator chicken who swoops down on bad guys to deliver the talons of Justice.

ROOSTER CLUCK

[wispy meadow]

Lol

[ocean stone]

Solving the crimes behind one hard boiled egg at a time

[mellow verge]

What about Cluckster

[shrewd idol]

Have a good night my Palia family 🙂

[wispy meadow]

How about Sunny Side Up?

[abstract rover]

i prefer over easy myself

[cinder temple]

Coward.

[wispy meadow]

Lmaoo

[faint dawn]

🥚

...

Am now easter bun.

[heavy dew]

Was worried about you for a second, dots and all

But now that I know it was just Pokémon evolve dots, it’s all good

[faint dawn]

My dots are usually me thinking. Or surprised, or both

[wispy meadow]

Lol
Easter Bun

[heavy dew]

Now I wanna bake..

[faint dawn]

Yes

Make cookies

[rain carbon]

Chapaa shaped cookies 💚

[heavy dew]

Palia in the chat please

[wispy meadow]

Turtle shaped cookies pls

[heavy dew]

Make some cinnamon buns, get some egg on there before bake to make them a nice brown rock color, Einar buns

[faint dawn]

Einar buns...

[heavy dew]

Really hearty, warm, like Einar

[wispy meadow]

Einars round face would fit on a cookie so well

[faint dawn]

Yes

[heavy dew]

Oh yes it would, or on a cake..

[wispy meadow]

Cake!

[heavy dew]

You know what, I’m getting a cake today

[abstract rover]

yknow ive been keeping myself mostly blind about this game so i have no clue what an einar is nor do i know how to do

and i honestly dont want to know until it comes out

[wispy meadow]

Just one thing.
Always carry a pebble in your pocket for Einar

[short thorn]

Einar's a golem iirc

I forget who half the people are most times though so no worries. I'm bad with names.

All that's worth remembering is Ashura

[hasty glen]

Good morning

[carmine relic]

Yay, villager art! Ok, Santa hat's turn

[heavy dew]

Who?

[carmine relic]

What's his name, in the #🌠│official-art

[heavy dew]

No I saw the new art, but who's turn now? There's noone left on the chart

[carmine relic]

I am hoping they do an Ashura 2 and force us to pick Santa Hat, just let me have my hope

Oh yeah, also good morning, Pals

[little sonnet]

Hi

[heavy dew]

Morning!

[little sonnet]

What is Chappa?

[heavy dew]

These little creatures

[little sonnet]

Jaja, i'm a chapaa

[heavy dew]

Yaas queen!

[fringe trail]

hello

[carmine relic]

Aye, heya!

[fringe trail]

How's it going?

[carmine relic]

Pretty good

[wintry wasp]

Work is boring. lol

[kindred sable]

how is everyone today?

[heavy dew]

LOVELY! How about you?

[steel elk]

Very good. yourself?

[flint pendant]

hi

[arctic onyx]

good morning

[spring rivet]

good morning pals! 🦆

[heavy dew]

Mooooooooooooooorning ducky!

[hasty glen]

quack

I knew he'd understand

[celest maple]

Good morning 😁

[heavy dew]

Ducky is a treat, such a cutiepie

Morning Moss!

[pallid radish]

ahaha

good morning everyone

[heavy dew]

Morning Mave!

[fallen summit]

Good morning everyone

[heavy dew]

Morning! Can I call you Jerry? We can be Berry and Jerry, or Jerry and Berry! Maybe KinBerry? What you think?

[fallen summit]

Whatever you want, I like all of these :D

[heavy dew]

As long as we're friends I'm happy

[hasty glen]

Now I want Ben & Jerry's...

[fallen summit]

XD

[heavy dew]

Kin & Berry CO

I want it too now.. it's weekend.. I'm gonna go get a cake, ben & jerry and champagne..

I earned it

[hasty glen]

that sounds like tummy ache

[heavy dew]

I mean I wouldn't recommend inhaling it all in 15 minutes

[fallen summit]

I bet you did. If you get it, make sure to enjoy it ^^

[hasty glen]

oh.. thought that's how you do it. that explains everything

[heavy dew]

Food and drink is my passion.. I love food so much.. in other words, I will

[fallen summit]

Awesome, glad to hear that my fellow food enthusiast XD

[heavy dew]

Not much beats sitting down for a meal.. taking that first bite.. and it's so good all you can do is "Mmmmmh"

[fallen summit]

Exactly

[hasty glen]

the moment I do "mmmmmh" I do a happy food dance @pallid radish knows what I mean

[heavy dew]

Jules claims it's an experience alone to watch me enjoy my food, so same xD

[hasty glen]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-dancing-fun-funny-dance-dance-moves-gif-15455986

[pallid radish]

your happy food dances

[heavy dew]

Cutiepies you two

[pallid radish]

i understand that, i usually feel full myself without having to eat just from how much he enjoys the food 😋