💬│palia-discussions

[hasty glen]

@wispy meadow change your name

[wispy meadow]

Nah

[abstract rover]

no dont corrupt the fairy
fairies are badass

[kind forge]

did you listen to the song cinnatoasty?

[wispy meadow]

The Yakuza is my secret identity remember?

I gotta stay undercover lol

[surreal crest]

she's a witch tho

[hasty glen]

Ah yes.

[abstract rover]

arent we all

[surreal crest]

nah, I'm a chair for example

[wind ibex]

Nope, I'm a Paladin.

[hasty glen]

can we upgrade you to a herman miller?

[celest maple]

medieval classes: paladin, witch, ranger
modern classes: office worker, construction worker, student

[surreal crest]

depends on how big the number next to the chair emote will be

I don't think 3 will be enough guys.

[hasty glen]

magick you nutz

[kind forge]

i know 😄

[ocean stone]

No I was in the bath

[wispy meadow]

Modern quest: complete assignment/homework/work and submit within x days.

[ocean stone]

Do you get gold from these quests

[celest maple]

modern sidequest: take out the trash

[ocean stone]

Do you get gold from these side quests?

[wind ibex]

No you get this fake money called "Currency" or "Credit".

[celest maple]

you get a buff that makes you immune to your mum or partner for a while

[heavy dew]

I believe you get "grown up points" and they're completely useless

[celest maple]

good boy points

[surreal crest]

depends, does side quest require to bath with cinna?

[ocean stone]

[wispy meadow]

Sadly only for some of them. For the rest you get, reputation points, grades, etc.

[celest maple]

i want a cottagecore neighbourhood

[ocean stone]

Grades and currency are both fake mechanisms meant to control the people! Let's take to the streets y'all!

[heavy dew]

Streets of Palia!

[wispy meadow]

We need to find Mystic a Lady Chair, he's clearly in despair from loneliness

Or like, a table I guess

[buoyant heath]

This chat needs an adult

[wispy meadow]

You're the dad

[buoyant heath]

This mess isn't my responsibility

[heavy dew]

There are no real adults, just people pretending to know what's going on 👀

[ocean stone]

Did you bring your pitchfork Badruu

[surreal crest]

boi there is a Mystic Lady already

and I love her very much, thank you

[heavy dew]

Hello Mystic Lady Chair's boyfriend!

[wispy meadow]

Ah that's good then

[wind ibex]

That is Dadruu, not Badruu...

[surreal crest]

shit

[ocean stone]

It's impossible to tell them apart!

[heavy dew]

Yeah I got you now you fucker

[ocean stone]

[heavy dew]

Love you 👀

[wind ibex]

Dadruu has Glasses, Badruu doesn't.

[buoyant heath]

[surreal crest]

she's not here so it doesn't count

[heavy dew]

Okay that's fair enough, which brings me to my next question..
Why haven't you enlightened lady chair about Palia? Hmm? Are you ashamed of us? Do we know their parents? Are they not from a good family? Hmmm?!!

[buoyant heath]

You're assuming that this person didn't take one look at this chat and run

[surreal crest]

she's not good with English haha, I'll ask her if she wants to join tho

[surreal crest]

well... she didn't, I had no time to show her

[warm plover]

theres a lady chair? :o

[wispy meadow]

Chair lore has been updated for about 10 mins now

[celest maple]

is she interested in Palia?

[warm plover]

cant believe theres no femboy chair instead

[wispy meadow]

Troop! You turned into 2D cat!

[surreal crest]

no one can take your place, cutie

[celest maple]

it's a character from a game i play!

[wispy meadow]

Ohh okay

[warm plover]

:o

[wispy meadow]

Uh... Wait.... Wasn't Rin a minor?

[surreal crest]

what

[ocean stone]

Nah

[wispy meadow]

Ah okay

[surreal crest]

no I don't think so

[wispy meadow]

Got confused there

[surreal crest]

jesus you got me scared, don't do that again, phew

[warm plover]

I'm 19 lah

[surreal crest]

perfect

[ocean stone]

Rin IS a rinnocent angel boi tho

[warm plover]

ana i thought we were the same age???

[wispy meadow]

Uh ... I'm 22

[ocean stone]

TOO CREEPY

[warm plover]

cinn i'll take what i can get at this point

[ocean stone]

rinnn

[surreal crest]

oh c'mon Chair isn't some lewd pervert
Chair likes to care
sex is overrated anyways
my heart craves hugs and affection

[celest maple]

i'm this many years old

[wind ibex]

Run from Chair Rin, the mimic just wants to eat you...

[surreal crest]

no I don't.

[buoyant heath]

So, Palia then

[surreal crest]

hi dad

[green kraken]

P A L I A

[ocean stone]

If you could choose your age in Palia, would you be young adult, adult, older adult?

[buoyant heath]

Oldest adult

[wind ibex]

Adult to reflect my actual age.

[green kraken]

Same

[wispy meadow]

Child to reflect my mental age

[warm plover]

I'm Young Adult

[ocean stone]

I think that'd mean you'd lose your romance options soooooo

[warm plover]

I'd be a romanceable grimalkin 👀👀👀👀

[celest maple]

young adult, since that's my age, but it'd be interesting to play as an older adult

[wispy meadow]

I don't really care as long as I can be tiny, adorable, and be bff's with Einar

[surreal crest]

ELDRITCH DEMON

[celest maple]

will we be able to play as cats? 😳

[surreal crest]

dibs on Rin

[wind ibex]

As of this time the only known playable race is humans

[warm plover]

well at the moment only humans are playable and they said they arent ready to talk about other playable races yet iirc
but being able to play as a grimalkin would be neat

[wispy meadow]

So.
Chair.
How's the Beast's Castle these days?

[celest maple]

i'd definitively play as a catman if possible

[wind ibex]

Though there are Grimalkin (four eared Cat-folk) NPCs.

[surreal crest]

heck if I know, place is a mess now.

[wispy meadow]

Well all the furniture did turn into people so that makes sense.

I want to be the smol bean in Palia

[buoyant heath]

So, from the #🌠│official-art post, Zeki looks kinda short to me. I wonder if there are Grimalkin of a lot of different heights and shapes

[heavy dew]

The story is that humans have disappeared from the world and are now returning again, aka the players. So anything but human wouldn't make sense from a lore perspective

[surreal crest]

I'll run a casino! I'm thinking about original game.
they did say there will be some simple card game system I think

[celest maple]

i'm pretty short irl but it would be fun being super big in game

a swole chad

[heavy dew]

My hope is they keep playable races to human only, as for the first time ever, humans are the exotic interesting race

[buoyant heath]

That should be the slider for height - "smol" to "looong"

[wispy meadow]

Okay so I have a huge question about this.
So apparently there's no player - player romance so far.
So like.... How are humans expected to revive their lost race?
Since all the romance options are with the purple people/grimalkin/etc.

[surreal crest]

you can always become a catboi with usage of Items

[heavy dew]

IVF

[wind ibex]

I'm 6'1" but I still am too short for some ladies according to their dating profiles.

[celest maple]

storks airdropping bundles of babies

[surreal crest]

I told this already, they don't want to bring human race back, Ashura and Einar killed everyone so now their species are dying. They need to mix with humans.

[hasty glen]

I've known that issue.. and I'm 6'3

[celest maple]

i'm 5'1" and it sucks big time

if i could jump back in time i'd hop in a vat of growth hormone

[heavy dew]

We won't remain exotic if we do what humans do best, over populate, so no player romancing!

[ocean stone]

Sounds like magic if you ask me

[wind ibex]

You are Magic, so you would know.

[surreal crest]

aight, back to work, catch you later guys

[celest maple]

catch you later, was fun chatting with you.

[abstract rover]

for a game like this, player romance seems like a given. kinda shocking that it's not

[heavy dew]

my friend has just received the news that their IVF was successful, it's magic guaranteed

[wispy meadow]

Ohh Congrats!

[abstract rover]

good shit

[ocean stone]

[wind ibex]

Congrats for them!

[heavy dew]

1½ year of trying, they're ecstatic to say the least! I'll convey the congratulations ^^

[hasty glen]

Nice ! congrats

[green kraken]

Oh my gosh I know that feeling! Pure magic!!

[abstract rover]

i dont wanna work anymore. someone whisk me away to lala land

[hasty glen]

Any parents here? 👀

[heavy dew]

Sooooo many parents here

[buoyant heath]

@ocean stone is the height of an IKEA footstool

[wispy meadow]

Same....

[green kraken]

Here! New parent~

[heavy dew]

How about we whiskey away?

[ocean stone]

[abstract rover]

oh hell yeah you dont gotta tell me twice

[wind ibex]

Don't worry about Dadruu, Cinna. We all know you are perfect just the way you are.

[ocean stone]

[green kraken]

I almost forgot! @warm plover Kit pats delivered! Wiggles ensued!

[warm plover]

:D

[wispy meadow]

Is this some kind of secret code?

[abstract rover]

cats are honestly the greatest critters in existence

[ocean stone]

Better watch out for my hex key

[abstract rover]

hexing people

[green kraken]

Haha no!
Kit is the nickname I’m using for my 2 month old. The wiggles are when they ask for stuff by silently wiggling and flailing about while I’m on the night shift watching over them~

[buoyant heath]

[abstract rover]

kinda hot

[ocean stone]

[wispy meadow]

Kit is an adorable name and that's so cute 🥰

[errant parrot]

[green kraken]

Thanks! The nickname I’m using for my wife online is Fox, so Kit is the natural nickname for our kiddo!

Rin pointed out that it works because “Kitsuu” too!

[abstract rover]

i see what u did there

[abstract rover]

i dont mean to be political but i really enjoy cheese.
proceeds to be completely unrelated to politics
😎 👍 🔥 💯

[hasty glen]

@green kraken So we have offspring for the Yakuza

[autumn portal]

Heyo palians, I need germans to raise your hands, I am concerned about my german friend

[green kraken]

Kit is the true heart and soul of the KY

[heavy dew]

scribbles
Add.. cheese.. to.. the whiskey.. night..

[green kraken]

Our lord and savior Sheogorath approves of cheesy conquest!!

🧀

[heavy dew]

Sheogawhonow?

[abstract rover]

who? sorry i only know cheesus christ

[green kraken]

Sheogorath, they Daedric Prince of Chaos and Madness (Elder Scrolls Series)

[hasty glen]

ESO reference

[heavy dew]

Oh, I'm the only lord and savior I'll ever need

[abstract rover]

oh, madness. something i'm on the brink of

[green kraken]

Take a break! That way you don’t have any crimes to cover up~ it’s so much work. Breaks are easier~

[abstract rover]

doing that rn. i kinda have to take breaks from work anyway otherwise my back kills me

[green kraken]

Oof, backs. Humans are so poorly designed.

[abstract rover]

yeah imagine being human

[heavy dew]

Wouldn't know how 👀

[abstract rover]

im personally a martian

[heavy dew]

I too am born in March, I mean Mars

[abstract rover]

marvin is my spirit animal

[faint dawn]

Break the ground! Break the house!
Break everything

[abstract rover]

love breaking things. like the souls of my enemies

[green kraken]

Noooooooo so much effort to cleannnnnnnnnnn

Souls are easier unless they come back to haunt you.

[abstract rover]

nah i'm the one who does the haunting

[faint dawn]

Who said i was cleaning.

[green kraken]

Then you have the fabled… true freedom!!!

[faint dawn]

Everything i break i tend to build witth... in minecraft.. o3o

[abstract rover]

mince raft

[faint dawn]

Also that microsoft account migration...

Theyre making everyone with java accounts get microsoft accounts.. like.. what are they planning.. :kitsu_sus:

[abstract rover]

ah microsoft... making minecraft woke since.. Uh what year did they buy it

[worthy rose]

1995

[abstract rover]

lmao yes

[faint dawn]

Bah it was like 2016 or smtn

2014

[abstract rover]

1995 sounds better

[faint dawn]

I was off 2 years

1995 most of the internet didnt exist yet...

It was adventure and zork if not games on disney.com

[heavy dew]

1995 is when Internet Explorer launched, so, no, barely anything existed xD

[faint dawn]

Yeah

[abstract rover]

its called a joke

[worthy rose]

catch me on netscape

[heavy dew]

I will Lunarstorm you!

[faint dawn]

I remember having origional "dogz" at that time period...

[abstract rover]

sadly i'm not a 90s kid

[faint dawn]

While my dad hooked up the two giant white computers so me and my sister could play house in half life 2..

[heavy dew]

There's people who didn't experience the 90s? Wild

[worthy rose]

sorry to inform you all but if you were not born in the 90s you are just a simulation

[abstract rover]

yeah ikr. although i still grew up with AOL dialup internet and VHS tapes sooo

[faint dawn]

101 dalmations on disney+ made me feel old when i saw how old the tech was and when they mentioned a floppy disc.

We need more kitsu emotes

I want a kitsu sus

[heavy dew]

Karsa is the expert after Christoph

[faint dawn]

I might try a crack at it, if needed..

[heavy dew]

I just make Chapaas as of late xD can't even make the damn facepalm or auni emotes because they're not chapaas..

[abstract rover]

so we have kitsuu yakuza...
now i need to start the barista mafia
baristafia lmfao

[wispy meadow]

Chapaas are adorable so I don't blame you

[wispy meadow]

No no no
Wait until Palia bear comes out and then
Bearrista Gang

[heavy dew]

If I wont be able to pet the chapaas, I'll genuinely feel human emotions similar to that of sadness

[faint dawn]

We need badruu like hes awaiting the groans after a joke like the pun husky

[abstract rover]

damn i thought i was being clever with baristafia

[light yew]

guys i am so sad rn

[heavy dew]

It's on my life, a stupid grin Badruu, but I'm in a block atm D:

[light yew]

i want to bury my face on a pillow

[faint dawn]

Oof block

Its okay to cry @light yew

[heavy dew]

It's okay to not be okay, as they say

[light yew]

i joined a discord group for math class, it's mostly men or new old people and then there is me with the catboy pfp 😭

so embarassing

[faint dawn]

Sometimes the only way to feel better is to let your feelings goooo

[green kraken]

So shall it be

[light yew]

i can't recover from this embarassement 😭

[heavy dew]

Can confirm, not having any human emotions makes it much easier to not care 👀

[faint dawn]

Not like that

[heavy dew]

Bu.. you said

[faint dawn]

Sooo.. whats the problem?

[light yew]

MY PFP

[faint dawn]

Own it o3o

[light yew]

NO MY ENTIRE ONLINE PERSONA

[heavy dew]

Do you like your online persona?

[light yew]

yeah i am owning it i am not changing it

[light yew]

no i don't like myself generally but ehh

[heavy dew]

I mean you picked it

[worthy rose]

why not make a different irl discord acct

[light yew]

thing is i am stupid but what is done is done

[heavy dew]

I'm not the right person to ask for advice on this so I'll be taking a backseat now xD

[light yew]

you don't have to advice me it's fine to just laugh at me T_T

[wispy meadow]

Be the confidant catboy in the chat and just don't give a care for what others think

[light yew]

💕 🥺

[faint dawn]

Its a math class.. if people where there only to judge other peoples pfp, youll get no learning done...

Plus whats the chance youll even see these guys again when your done?

[heavy dew]

Nothing to laugh at, and nothing embarrassing done, you're fine, it's just a pfp and just random people in your class, let them think what they want, you'll make better friends if they know who you are

[light yew]

😭 thank you and you are great at making advice!

[faint dawn]

Yeah what berry said

[heavy dew]

You know that stale first date stuff? Where you put yourself on your best behavior blah blah blah? don't do that, be on your worst behavior, that way you know they'll stick around!

[faint dawn]

burps loudly

[light yew]

pats you on the back

[faint dawn]

Loool

[light yew]

i am just imagining you as a big bunny

[wispy meadow]

I was imagining it like a baby burp and the thump

[faint dawn]

I would love to just be a big fluffy bunny... and be pillow.. o3o

[heavy dew]

Anastasia's personality is at least, all friendly and fluffy and sweet

[faint dawn]

Like appa sized bunny

[heavy dew]

Yes please, or an appa sized chapaa

[light yew]

appa from atla?

[heavy dew]

Chapaa yip yip

[wispy meadow]

Bunbun yip yip

[light yew]

i want anastasia to fly can we order that?

[wispy meadow]

Bunny with wings? Adorable

[light yew]

no no they fly with their ears obviously

[void imp]

big hug

[wispy meadow]

The ears are the wings!

[wispy meadow]

Nomiiii

[void imp]

[hasty glen]

hello people I haven't greeted yet

[faint dawn]

Ill just have extra large ears and catch the wind with them.

[wispy meadow]

You know that digimon that looks like a bunny and has ears that kinda puff up and make him fly? I imagine that's you

[faint dawn]

The ears will have feathers on the end like valcor like texture from never ending story

[light yew]

that would be so cute

[faint dawn]

Wait valcor doesnt have feathers

Its like fur or scales

Anyways

[uneven pebble]

Hello all the happy people

[faint dawn]

Hii

[warm plover]

🐈

[wispy meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/palia-gif-22348126

There's a Palia gif??!?!?

[heavy dew]

There's more than one 😉

[wispy meadow]

Ahhh

[abstract rover]

palia is really blowing up lol

[hasty glen]

That's good

[outer sundial]

Palia! Release something! New trailer.. New gameplay vids.. its long time we saw anything!

[heavy dew]

Didn't we get an NPC less than a week ago?

[outer sundial]

Video?

Or sketch u mean

[heavy dew]

No I mean a villager reveal

[worthy rose]

can you guys do me a favor

[heavy dew]

Depends

[abstract rover]

no, but go ahead

[worthy rose]

I'm gonna take a nap, can you wake me up when September ends?

[abstract rover]

bastard lmao

[heavy dew]

But then how could you remembah? the 21st night of septembah?

[outer sundial]

That was a sketchy thing duh

with no background

No sound

[heavy dew]

Would you rather have them work on trailers or on the game?

[outer sundial]

No visuals of game

[keen latch]

Oh dang mods have been moved up in the world

stronker than devs now\

[outer sundial]

Both

Or easy. Remove embargos. Community will make one .

[heavy dew]

I hear they're making an interactive trailer that's coming out same time as the game

[abstract rover]

chill out and let them make the game. its this kinda mentality that causes games to be rushed and half-assed

[tranquil cosmos]

[carmine relic]

Huzzah!

[heavy dew]

Gambit!

[outer sundial]

Direct to conclusion is what makes bad judgement

[true atlas]

It's in PRE ALPHA. It is a LONG WAY from being ready.

[outer sundial]

We just need glimpse. Something to keep going with whats being done, whats left

[tranquil cosmos]

Palia is just a lil baby game that needs our love and support while it grows up

[heavy dew]

"We", don't

[keen latch]

We are getting that, They are realising weekly when they don't need to.

[carmine relic]

I don't think we need one now

[true atlas]

Here you go.

https://youtu.be/BZkvE5pRJy0

[heavy dew]

Stopped watching when he said paylia

[true atlas]

Now learn some patience.

[tranquil cosmos]

I'm sure they'll give us some updates when they're ready. Things tend to change this early in game dev, so they probably don't want to give a false idea of what it will be

[outer sundial]

U r heck of a rude guy, arent u?

[true atlas]

Make your own game in the mean time to keep you occupied.

[heavy dew]

I'm notoriously known in here for being rude, yes

[keen latch]

Fenil, all we are saying is this game is suuuuuper early in dev and they dont want to give info that is more than likely to change.

[abstract rover]

no youre just perpetuating the mentality, like i said, that causes games to come out rushed and unpolished

[carmine relic]

Aye, it's true. I know every day ya make an evil demon ritual to make sure innocent puppies and kittens all over the world stub their toe on a lego

[keen latch]

Sir Berry was Lord Berry for a little but after the revolt we put them down a peg

[abstract rover]

yikes and i thought i was evil

[heavy dew]

Okay not even I'm that evil, damn Gambit

[worthy rose]

We've actually gotten so much information compared to most AAA titles... see: TES6 announced in 2018

[surreal crest]

TES6... Todd, I trust you.

[worthy rose]

it just works

[surreal crest]

these npcs are not scripted

Fallout 3 will have 200 endings.

[abstract rover]

bethesda are making a space rpg. finally a game that isnt either tes or fallout

[next lance]

Any news on when invites might go out again? Really itching to test ^>^

[heavy dew]

So far no news on if or when

[next lance]

damn thanks @heavy dew guess ill just work on my own stylized models then ^.^

[tranquil cosmos]

mass effect?

[abstract rover]

no lol

[heavy dew]

Do it! Keep an eye on #📢│palia-news, it's where they've announced everything so far regarding testing and I'm sure they would again!

[next lance]

fantastic ❤️ thanks berry!

[abstract rover]

its called Starfield

[worthy rose]

it's called 3D Space Wizard Pinball

[abstract rover]

childhood

[nova raven]

Omg my childhood!

[heavy dew]

Right in the childhood..

[tranquil cosmos]

I usually played ski free instead

[nova raven]

That game scared me

[tranquil cosmos]

It was probably the origin of my gaming anxiety lmao

[abstract rover]

ski free is the OG horror

[nova raven]

Posted a gif in off topic for anyone that wants to relive the horror.

[wind ibex]

My childhood games were Mario, Sonic, and Wolfenstein 3d

[shrewd fiber]

whew, is it safe now?

I was scrolling through like 😱

[hasty glen]

My first game was Ultima on my dad's PC

[wind ibex]

❓

[abstract rover]

it's never safe

[warm plover]

my first game was probably something on the DS
I'm gonna guess it was Pokemon Diamond or Pearl

but for childhood games... i cant list anything without mentioning Dragon Quest: Rocket Slime

[abstract rover]

for me it was ratchet and clank

good times

spyro too

[hasty glen]

Wolfenstein 3d uncut though..

[warm plover]

there was a ratchet and clank game on the ps2 that my brothers played and i thought it was neat, but i dont really remember much about it, other than the fact that there were maybe some mechs you could control?

also
ratchet is hot (especially in his armor) dont @ me

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[shrewd fiber]

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[wind ibex]

I still play that...

[warm plover]

calling the moderators any%

[keen latch]

Apparently

[dire fox]

That's PB

Thanks for the heads up!

[shrewd fiber]

we got your backs

[spring rivet]

glad it's ok now

[warm plover]

What's PB

[carmine relic]

Wait, what happened

[abstract rover]

what even happened
i put my phone down for 2 nanoseconds and i missed it

[worthy rose]

Moderators saved my life

[dire fox]

Personal Best, a term commonly used in speedruns

It's the best time you got at doing something so far

[warm plover]

oh sorry i dont actually know much about speedruns other than backwards longjumping in mario 64 and the terms RTA and any%
(because any%s are just funny to watch)

[warm plover]

Moderators fed and played with my dog

[shrewd fiber]

spambot showed up and got bopped any% speedrun

[worthy rose]

wait til I try "getting banned from Palia server low% WR"

[abstract rover]

oh wow that took literally 0 seconds then. good shit, mods

[carmine relic]

I'm surprised we don't have a bot of our own that throws people in jail if they say "Free Nitro/Bitcoin/money" with a sus link

[warm plover]

i thought adding the domains to the censorbot list would help

[celest maple]

mods stomped on my cat

[worthy rose]

because "sus link" is hard to define. See "search PvP and B4N.K on google for the cheapest GIL prices and 5 minute delivery" /shout messages in ffxiv

[abstract rover]

also i just saw this
bruh dont ruin my childhood, hes literally an anthropomorphic animal-person

[worthy rose]

like its easy for a human to see that and go "oh thats a bad" but you cant tell a bot to do it

[carmine relic]

Hm. Fair enough.

Then I guess we can keep relying on the fastest draw ping in the west.

[warm plover]

h,,, haha yeah youre right who would ever be into an anthropomorphic animal person,,, not me,,, for sure. yeah

[warm plover]

i think the bot is able to yeet certain strings of character so just including the links they use or maybe the super specific phrases they use regarding free csgo skins or free nitro or whatever should do it
since they're preset spam bots, there cant be THAT many variants. probably

[abstract rover]

oh. i see. man i aint one to judge, but this is ratchet youre talking about. 90% of my childhood right there
but hey whatever floats your boat

[carmine relic]

Ya'd also probably need to be careful to make it hard as possible for an actual human to not accidentally say it

[warm plover]

Yknow thats fair I won't simp for him in your presence

[worthy rose]

it's easy to change a link name

if there were an easy solution like "just add a bot" everyone would do it

[warm plover]

Well, even so, even if it only catches a few of the spambots, that's still a few more that the mods don't have to deal with

[carmine relic]

At least it isn't talking about our extended car warranty

[worthy rose]

it just comes down to if the extra maintenance and updating of a bot like that outweighs the labor of manually banning it

[warm plover]

if you or one of your loved has been diagnosed with mesothelioma

[carmine relic]

You may be entitled to financial compensation

[wind ibex]

Dudes, Who would I sue if I got it, God? The stuff is naturally in the ground where I grew up.

[abstract rover]

if you or a loved one has died, please call this number to recieve your free "sorry"

[carmine relic]

Bonus for the first 1000 sign ups: your information is sold to every spamming company on the globe!

[warm plover]

sounds like a deal!

[abstract rover]

now someone for whom it is acceptable to simp is Xiao from genshin 😳 ❤️

[warm plover]

ah Sadboy
i'm more of a Gorou man myself

[wind ibex]

❓

[carmine relic]

I don't know a whole lot, either

So how about that Palia?

[hasty glen]

It's gonna be awesome

[warm plover]

Ailap

[worthy rose]

palia is a palindrome

[glossy tundra]

wait a second it's not Thursday

[worthy rose]

says who

[glossy tundra]

Me

[worthy rose]

wrong

[carmine relic]

Overruled, it's Friday

[glossy tundra]

You're both wrong it's sunday

[heavy dew]

It's saturday, and it's been saturday since tuesday

[carmine relic]

It's day 51

[heavy dew]

because tuesday was friday, this week had no wednesday

[glossy tundra]

it;

[nova raven]

I wish @glossy tundra 's profile picture was animated.

[glossy tundra]

it is

[nova raven]

OH!

[heavy dew]

Wish granted

[glossy tundra]

Lmao

[nova raven]

You work fast!

[glossy tundra]

When I talk in dm calls it looks like I'm talking

[heavy dew]

Elliot is the flash of animation

[carmine relic]

Discord profiles don't animate unless ya hover over em

[heavy dew]

Get it? Cause flash player? and the Flash being fast?

[glossy tundra]

I'm actually deceiving you and it's just me swapping pfp really fast

[worthy rose]

I dont get it

[nova raven]

Today is Thursday?

[heavy dew]

In some places

[glossy tundra]

I have a file worth of 100gb of flash games on my pc

[carmine relic]

This joke was discontinued 8 months ago

[nova raven]

Ah right. A world exists outside 'Murica

[heavy dew]

Ah shiet..

[carmine relic]

What?!

[glossy tundra]

Man I'm about to spend my last bit of money on a skin in destiny 2

no one can stop me

[heavy dew]

I get surprised that there's a world outside my room honestly, I barely leave

[worthy rose]

I can

I just refuse to

[heavy dew]

DO IT, SKINS = WINS!

[glossy tundra]

Idk what one to get though It's so hard picking

[peak monolith]

we all know that you play better with skins

[carmine relic]

Don't do it, skins are dumb anywa

[heavy dew]

It's not wallhacking, they just got a better gaming chair

[glossy tundra]

skins = skill, gambit

[carmine relic]

I've become the guy who wears crappy/uncommon skins to be underestimated

[glossy tundra]

If you played in the old cs:go days you would understand

[heavy dew]

I mean that's just a power move once you have every collectible, to not use them

[carmine relic]

I play in the days of TF2 where a glowing hat meant to run like hell, I know what I'm doing

[peak monolith]

glad to know my bad performance is not my fault, just need a better chair

[glossy tundra]

I spend wayyyy too much time on customising my characters

[worthy rose]

I used to have a sick csgo inventory

[glossy tundra]

I've spent like 500hrs on warframe just playing fashion frame

[heavy dew]

Eyyyy same

[glossy tundra]

My current drip in destiny is lacking

[carmine relic]

I just settle on looking good enough

[heavy dew]

I tried doing that in real life but my face just wont let me look less than gorgeous

[peak monolith]

true story

@glossy tundra i'm in love with your pfp

[glossy tundra]

My dog has a chew toy and is going stupid go crazy

[surreal crest]

hi Berry's girlfriend!

[heavy dew]

She's crazy about bop cat, every time I find one I let her know

[glossy tundra]

On steam I got him eating popcorn as a sticker

[peak monolith]

hey Chair ^^ How is you?

[heavy dew]

We do too :3

[glossy tundra]

Hell yea

[peak monolith]

bop cat is life

[surreal crest]

Good. On my way home, gonna finish some renders today

[glossy tundra]

I need advice on getting thy drip in destiny

someone give me 2 colours that work really well together

[peak monolith]

purple and gold

[heavy dew]

Black and gold, white and purple, IKEA

Hotel, Trivago

[surreal crest]

Chair? Magic

[worthy rose]

cyan and neon red

[heavy dew]

Ah sorry Palia, blue and white

[surreal crest]

Google "matching colors chart"

[peak monolith]

i thought chair was mystic?

[surreal crest]

✨ mysticaly magic ✨

[peak monolith]

ooh my favourite kind of magic ^^

[surreal crest]

What about bob cat magic?

[peak monolith]

okay, fair point, my second favourite kind of magic

[abstract rover]

chair

[carmine relic]

chair

[glossy tundra]

chair

[peak monolith]

chair

[abstract rover]

sitting tool

[heavy dew]

chair

[peak monolith]

butt holder

[abstract rover]

i like holding butts

[surreal crest]

its me

Booty adventurer

[warm plover]

lewd

no lewds in this christian server

[peak monolith]

who doesn't? i mean..what??

[abstract rover]

😳

flushed gaming

[surreal crest]

We need @somber crag here

Code B, I repeat, code B

[warm plover]

i feel like this is meant to be a pg server

[worthy rose]

I don't see it in the rules

[surreal crest]

I prefer "butt supporter"

[peak monolith]

i'll accept it

[abstract rover]

i thought you said pc for a moment

pc master race

[somber crag]

What's up? Y'all need booty? 🍑

[surreal crest]

always

[abstract rover]

OH SHIT ITS ANNER
i was gonna warn you but now its too late

[abstract rover]

your pfp fits the situation well

[surreal crest]

<@&830144903652311090>

FIRST! FINALLY!

[peak monolith]

PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!

[heavy dew]

Yeah chair Get it!

[worthy rose]

gz

[hasty glen]

Congrats Chair

[celest maple]

christian gaming

[spring rivet]

[worthy rose]

duck is busy today

[surreal crest]

Aye! Got 'em right in the eyes

[heavy dew]

Duck deserves some snacks

[worthy rose]

I'll give duck some bread

[spring rivet]

i didn't bonk that one, but yea GIVE ME SNACKS

[surreal crest]

Noo bread is bad for Ducks

[abstract rover]

lord have mercy on the lewd souls here

[somber crag]

Bread is bad for ducks.

[worthy rose]

I know >:D

[heavy dew]

You're the snack, cause you so sweet!

[peak monolith]

sooo...get that duck some duck??

[heavy dew]

Duck, the snack that bites back

[surreal crest]

gasps even I'm not that evil

[somber crag]

https://tenor.com/view/strip-tease-daffy-duck-strip-sexy-gif-6207705

[worthy rose]

the snack that back smack snack, disco duck

[somber crag]

Excuse me. What is that. Click on it. Click on the duck undressing?? It's feathers???

"DUCK STRIP SEXY GIF"...??? Excuse me.

[worthy rose]

ok strip-tease-daffy-duck-strip-sexy-gif

[spring rivet]

[peak monolith]

it's getting ready to be cooked

[somber crag]

I just realized, LOL. I'm so sorry, Duck. I'm sure that footage was private.

[carmine relic]

Here is a bowl of peas for the duck

[surreal crest]

Its getting hot in here
... Oh thats just my blanket

[worthy rose]

you fool

I have a leopard snuggie and it's super warm

[heavy dew]

I'm coldblooded

[carmine relic]

Hi Coldblooded

[heavy dew]

[worthy rose]

I'm dad?

[tranquil cosmos]

spammers keepin the Pond Patrol busy today

[wind ibex]

Yeah, wonder why they are so active today.

[heavy dew]

The Pond Patrol.. I like this

[carmine relic]

First day of the new month. Maybe the idiots who own these sparkbags bought more?

[worthy rose]

are you watching paw patrol

[tranquil cosmos]

No, I dubbed Turtle and Duck the Pond Patrol the other day

[hasty glen]

nothing against paw patrol

[heavy dew]

Is Grumpy part of pond patrol in Palia?

Does he tell everyone to get out his pond?

[abstract rover]

get out me swump

[peak monolith]

depends if he's fresh or saltwater grumpy

[heavy dew]

He looks pretty salty

That's a fresh af emote though oooooo

[celest maple]

hello friends

[abstract rover]

friends? what are those

[tulip wagon]

[heavy dew]

That's us! We're friends!

[celest maple]

okay sorry...

[abstract rover]

oh true. hello friend

[carmine relic]

We are indeed friends

[heavy dew]

clap clap clap clap

[worthy rose]

you guys smell like cole slaw

[abstract rover]

yum

[heavy dew]

Why does Cole get a law and I don't?

[tulip wagon]

Thank you.

[abstract rover]

whos coal are we talkin about

[tulip wagon]

Berry's Law states that you must, in perpetuity, love art.

[abstract rover]

well im boutta start hating art just to spite Berry

[heavy dew]

I'm pretty articulate about that

[peak monolith]

big oof

[heavy dew]

Pun just for you Offal

[tulip wagon]

Muchly appreciated!

[abstract rover]

muchly

[tulip wagon]

And verily.

[heavy dew]

Only trying to helpy

[worthy rose]

now that I'm in ART we have to fight

[abstract rover]

bet

let us engage in a traditional match of hardcore fisticuffs

[worthy rose]

before we start, you should know that I can take on 10-13 toddlers in a fist fight

[tulip wagon]

Art battle? Both of you must paint a landscape with happy little trees. FIGHT!

[heavy dew]

Bob Ross the dojo master

[wispy meadow]

You fool. You don't know the power of toddlers. They may be weak but so many together is hell

[abstract rover]

and you should know that i can take on a cat pawing at me

[worthy rose]

I surrender

[abstract rover]

thought so

[tulip wagon]

What does one call a group of toddlers?

[wispy meadow]

A mess

[abstract rover]

pain

[wispy meadow]

Also probably Kindergarten

[heavy dew]

Mental health deterioration

[tulip wagon]

I think they should be called a Rage of Toddlers. I don't know why. It just seems fitting.

[abstract rover]

a group of crows is called a murder
a group of white girls is called a starbucks
and a group of children is called a mistake

[worthy rose]

that's crazy cause by myself I'm called a mistake

[wispy meadow]

My brain died from the last couple of posts

[wind ibex]

A group of Palians is called a Neighborhood.

[tulip wagon]

Way to kill chat.

[carmine relic]

Did you know crows inspect places in groups? It's a murder investigation.

[wind ibex]

Hi mom

[tulip wagon]

Hello Oddie.

[abstract rover]

CSI miami

[tulip wagon]

Nothing pees on the proverbial rug that ties the room together like casual racism. RIP chat.

[abstract rover]

where is the racism i cant see it

[wispy meadow]

Same.... I'm confused

[abstract rover]

i mean thats just a funny joke.

[heavy dew]

That's just funny cause it's true

[abstract rover]

now i see why folks consider comedy to be dead

[celest maple]

what? i can't do racist jokes? comedy is dead!

[abstract rover]

nah woke patrol ruined it :/

[heavy dew]

It's not racist xD

[abstract rover]

its not racist to point out a trend that starbucks happens to be popular amongst white women. chill friends

[celest maple]

it's an odd, racist stereotype towards white women
just like the karen thing imo

[heavy dew]

There's a vast difference between a stereotype and racism

[celest maple]

a stereotype can be racist, that's why i used both of those words

[heavy dew]

CAN be, this wasn't

[wind ibex]

There needs to be a paradigm shift in this world, and I am not strong enough to start it.

[celest maple]

won't happen, world will only become worse and worse. it's best to escape as soon as you can

[wispy meadow]

Venn diagram of racism/stereotypes:
Some stereotypes can also be racist.

[carmine relic]

Hey guys, whadda ya get when you cross a joke with a rehtorical question?

[wispy meadow]

A knock knock joke

[tulip wagon]

I'm not even trying to start some social commentary on this. I'm just not particularly tolerant of disrespecting other people. Not gunna not call it out.

[surreal crest]

home at last

[celest maple]

yeah, it's just in poor taste imo

[carmine relic]

Welcome home, chair of anomalous origins

[wispy meadow]

Wasn't his origins IKEA?

Also, welcome home Chair

[worthy rose]

lmao

[tulip wagon]

We missed you. We had to sit on the floor! It was terrible!

[wispy meadow]

Hah! I am floor parallel universe ahead of you.
I have carpets.

[tulip wagon]

Witchcraft!

[carmine relic]

Losers haven't mastered the arts of standing around

[surreal crest]

Oh I believe, worry not, I am back

[tulip wagon]

🪑

[abstract rover]

chair i missed you

[heavy dew]

Welcome home Chair

[abstract rover]

alright so don't make jokes about stereotypes that happen to be true
the hell happened to comedy man? you people need to go watch some real comedians. their stuff is far more heavy handed than mine

[wispy meadow]

You know what?
I'm giving you the Asian joke pass.
Go and live your comedian dreams

[surreal crest]

hello!

[surreal crest]

hai . 3 .

[abstract rover]

im just saying go watch richard pryor, bill burr, dave landau, anyone

[carmine relic]

I bet chair can't wait to relax and take a seat

[surreal crest]

already did

[nova raven]

Hope those chairs stack

[worthy rose]

everything stacks if youre good enough

[wispy meadow]

Noooo

[nova raven]

Rock stacking in Palia go!

[wispy meadow]

Einar summoning ritual?

[surreal crest]

noo you gonna summon grimdark Einar nooo

[abstract rover]

finally going home. chair imma need you in like 15min

[surreal crest]

my body is ready

[abstract rover]

😳

[warm plover]

having long hair is a hassle but when your ponytail is super fluffy? thats when its worth it

[heavy dew]

Super sayian ponytail or just floof?

[surreal crest]

you have long hair?

[serene dome]

not much life here from the devs team

[heavy dew]

Busy making a game I reckon

They pop in when they have time for some small talk

[worthy rose]

I'd rather the devs be developing than chatting even if I like talking to them

[serene dome]

It's just a big diffrence beween indie games and this

[heavy dew]

In what way you mean? I don't see the correlation

[worthy rose]

you mean the indie games that sit in """""beta""""" for 6 years

[abstract rover]

lmao this

the game comes first tbh

[tulip wagon]

As it should. It's not unusual for a dev team to go dark for a bit when they aren't the kind of team that need to constantly pull in funding.

[carmine relic]

Early Access open world survival craft sandbox

[serene dome]

And some die completely but that count for bi-g studios as well

[shrewd fiber]

don't come in here looking to make trouble by complaining how the devs aren't active enough for your tastes.

we've seen enough of it to know exactly what you're doing.

[serene dome]

oh good, I am gone already

[worthy rose]

the studio isn't looking for any more funding, they're in full development mode. We still get weekly NPC reveals with occasional extras

🤷‍♂️

[shrewd fiber]

I was gonna say more but they did actually leave.

[tulip wagon]

cleanses chat with large quantities of bacon

[remote latch]

oh yeah .. they actually left the server rofl

[tulip wagon]

Weird vibes in here today.

[worthy rose]

not really lol

[carmine relic]

Why is there bacon on the floor

[remote latch]

As Gambit slips on the greasy residue left by the bacon

[shrewd fiber]

Don't feed trolls like that, just call them out. I recently quit a server for a private server of a game I like a lot because the attitudes of some folks there haven't evolved since 2006.

[tulip wagon]

It's a pork-qet floor?

[surreal crest]

I finally understand why some people say we are "toxic"
lmao

[shrewd fiber]

Toxic about not letting stupid crap fly, maybe.

[carmine relic]

Some people just assume those who disagree with them are toxic

[worthy rose]

a lot of people do

[shrewd fiber]

Devs don't owe us anything.

[heavy dew]

Literally the entire internet

[tulip wagon]

We love our devs.

[shrewd fiber]

They could dripfeed one pixel a week and we'd have no choice but to accept it as the amount of content they're willing to give.

[worthy rose]

most studios go months or years with no information after initial announcement

[carmine relic]

If we were given one pixel a day, I can guarantee some FBI-level server would show up to try and decipher it

[worthy rose]

we've been given a ton of info comparatively

[shrewd fiber]

That's my main point, really, Nish

Despite how much content we have been given compared to the average "this game isn't out yet" slamjam, we keep seeing people every now and then who just seem to want more.

It's not enough to get weekly character reveals and an active community with community content, swift moderation of bots, and so forth; no, we need all the devs to also nanny the chat and intermingle with us and give us info that's liable to change.

Then we can be mad when Badruu no longer makes dad jokes or something equally childish :)

[carmine relic]

Just send them art or something from the way tippy-top/early days of the releases, they probably won't recognize it

[warm plover]

I do get and appreciate your points but man it'd be nice to be told this by someone who wasn't in the exclusive group of people who know more about the game than the rest of us

[shrewd fiber]

I'd love to share. I've been legally honorbound not to.

but frankly I have to say, most of what a pre-alpha is for any game isn't that much lore-wise

having worked on private servers and stuff.

beyond that?

[warm plover]

the point is that you're the last people i want to tell me to sit down and be content with my lot

[carmine relic]

Isn't a new vote gonna happen soon?

[swift trout]

every week no?

[carmine relic]

You know I have absolutely zero concept of time

[shrewd fiber]

Rin, I can't do anything about how you feel, and frankly it's not fair of you to be upset with me for trying to deal with the trouble some random tried to cause.

[warm plover]

should be revealed soontm
wont be santahat of course

[swift trout]

Time is subjective

[shrewd fiber]

I'm not talking about the people in chat, I'm talking about the randoms who breeze through purposefully trying to stir things up.

[celest maple]

this 100%

[somber crag]

🎷🐛

[warm plover]

I'm not upset with you, I'm just saying all the testers in chat going "oh everyone should be nice and not want more information" feels Bad™️ to the rest of us. or at least to me specifically

[shrewd fiber]

Except I didn't say that.

I see how it got interpreted that way, but I'm talking about people who complain without any intent other than stirring the pot.

[carmine relic]

I just want an open testing so we can all mess around together

[celest maple]

one day ☺️

[worthy rose]

it's not like I have never waited for a game before. I know exactly what it's like to have no or limited information on something that you're excited for for a long time

[celest maple]

are there voice channels on this discord?

[keen latch]

I'm with Rin here people are allowed to be excited for this game and ask for more info, we can inform them that the devs are already doing a lot, but our job as active community memebers should be to be as inclusive and accepting as possible not turn people away because we dont agree with them

[heavy dew]

There is not, to hard to moderate

[worthy rose]

they turned themselves away

[celest maple]

just as hard to moderate here as anywhere else tho

[surreal crest]

gotta wait, thats the curse when you join the development so early. We gotta push through it and hopefully it will be worth it
I mean it is worth it anyways, chatting with you guys here is a part of my day now and I feel good about it

[keen latch]

There is proof of messages here and less in voice

[heavy dew]

It's not, unless the mods sit in the channel listening to every conversation in languages they don't speak. It's harder to moderate voice channels objectively

[celest maple]

yeah but other big servers have voice chats. is this community toxic enough to warrant not having voice channels?

[celest maple]

i meant as much here as any other discord

[abstract rover]

theres just way too many people lol

[heavy dew]

That's true, but it's a matter of wanting to bother, if they don't wanna bother moderating it, it's their choice

I too choose to do less at my job if I can

[warm plover]

it's more like insurance to prevent issues popping up where there aren't any logs to prove whether someone is toxic or not

other big discords having voice channels is up to them, but they'll have a lot more annoying moderation problems to deal with

[keen latch]

This discord is quite literally over 100k people and most servers like this dont have general voice chats

[somber crag]

I mean, everyone should be nice. Doesn't mean you can't want more information, I think that's super understandable. Coming into a server and immediately complaining that there isn't enough information is a weird strategy, lol. A majority of the people don't do that, because they recognize it's rude and ultimately... it's energy spent that goes no where.

Anyone I've seen that's been a "regular" or is genuinely just excited... has expressed that they'd like more information, but in a sincere, non-agressive way. It's not that hard, in my opinion.

[tulip wagon]

There will always be people who roll in and would rather ask than read. Happens in every game. But I understand rejecting the negativity.
And I don't think the lack of voice chat is due to any toxicity necessarily. Just kind of a precaution in early days to keep things secure.

[celest maple]

oki

[keen latch]

but yea I get you, I would love a vc as well lol

[heavy dew]

There's other discords, and private calls everyone has full access to 😉

Nothing is stopping everyone here from getting in a group call, all I'm saying

[tulip wagon]

True

[carmine relic]

Yeah, moderating a VC is hard. Unlike messages that stay there and can even be logged by a server bot, VCs become a messy matter

[somber crag]

Berry has a 200iq.

[heavy dew]

not quite that high but it's up there

[tulip wagon]

Big brain Berry

[somber crag]

Now it's 300iq.

[carmine relic]

Time for a 100,000 person call

[tulip wagon]

Chaos!

[zinc scarab]

Helloooo palians

I am such a terrible person but I do not care

[heavy dew]

That's my motto too!

[surreal crest]

wut why

[tulip wagon]

Mangooooo

[nova raven]

My guess is cannibalism. She ate another mango.

[remote latch]

Direct from your sponsor's Palia Adventure Tours R Us, Consider planning your adventure with us and you will get to see places like this. ( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850062378926473227/858022892301451264/Falls-Hi-Res.png ) now let us sit back and imagine fishing in the lake and playing in the waterfall.

[tulip wagon]

Noms

I'm going to catch fish to feed my zombie turtle army.

[worthy rose]

I'm gonna meditate under the waterfall like bruno

[tulip wagon]

No fishing will be allowed in my moat

[nova raven]

I'm gonna climb it!

[surreal crest]

Mmm comfy blanket

[oak idol]

Hello everybody 🙂 i've just watched the trailer of Palia and it looks like amazing 🙂

[crisp eagle]

Hello Clarius, welcome ^^

[heavy dew]

Welcome to the waiting party! Make sure you check #🌠│official-art for more lovely scenery and characters! As well as #❓│old-team-answers-alpha and #❔│game-faqs for all we know so far ^^

[remote latch]

ooh wonder if we will get an animation clip or video clip today ( being wednesday ) and if so .. wonder what it will be 🙂

[fallen summit]

Sorry if it's a stupid question, but what's the difference between a chapaa and a chuu?

[shrewd fiber]

One is the official name given by the studio
the other is the fan-name given before we knew.

[heavy dew]

Not a stupid question, chuu is what chapaas was called by the community before we knew the official name

[worthy rose]

[abstract rover]

chuu is a better name imo, cuter

[worthy rose]

shun the non-believer

[abstract rover]

:C

[fallen summit]

Oh okok. Thx for explaining :D

[shrewd fiber]

there's something of a small back and forth - as you can see - about which name is "better"
but it's all in good fun.

[fallen summit]

Nice, I'll have to go with Chuu for now XD

[heavy dew]

Good choice chuu made there

[carmine relic]

Even the emojis don't know what to call em

[heavy dew]

I mean that's because fenixer and me named those, the names don't get changed it's the file name

See for reference

[carmine relic]

Is this why the way it is

[worthy rose]

but

[carmine relic]

Bah, ya beat me to it

[heavy dew]

very much the reason xD

[carmine relic]

[surreal crest]

hello new friend!

[heavy dew]

Ever since "emotesmall" I've double checked the names of the files I send and checked with those who made them if they're okay with a name change

[carmine relic]

I bet could be used for a new type of troll memes

[peak monolith]

emotesmall be forever small

[heavy dew]

I won't let that slip again xD

[peak monolith]

ooh i know ^^

[worthy rose]

OR WILL YOU????

[tulip wagon]

Juuuuuules

[carmine relic]

It will happen again

[heavy dew]

It.. will.. NOT

[peak monolith]

OOFFAAAAALLL!!

[peak monolith]

Or will it...?

[heavy dew]

I'm meticulous to say the least

[carmine relic]

But can you cover an entire Mindutry map

[heavy dew]

Oh I can and I have 👀

[carmine relic]

I will top that

[tulip wagon]

What game to play... Let's see.
Not Palia
Not Palia 2
Also Not Palia.
These are my options.

[carmine relic]

Have you tried "Game that looks like Palia"?

[heavy dew]

Have you tried becoming a tester and playing Palia?

Does this solve your problem?

[tulip wagon]

I usually just play "This used to be fun before I knew Palia existed."

[carmine relic]

Nah

[remote latch]

I just play my quick 5 minute games now rofl

[carmine relic]

I just play a game for 8 hours straight while ignoring the other 100 games I have

[peak monolith]

What is this Palia game everyone keeps talking about?

[heavy dew]

Im playing community simulator right now

[tulip wagon]

I could tell you, but it might make a tattle tale out of me.

[carmine relic]

I got Mindutry. Then I'll jump back on Kerbal

[peak monolith]

ooh come on, no one has to know you told me

[carmine relic]

I heard Palia is a game.

[tulip wagon]

They're watching... always watching...
Especially Steve.

[remote latch]

I heard it is a game that is more than a game, is a new way of life

[peak monolith]

i'm very intrigued..

[remote latch]

Apparently those that go there rarely if at all come back. Can they get back worrying thoughts

[carmine relic]

So kinda like a blackhole?

[heavy dew]

Can confirm SOME return

[carmine relic]

But only some.

[heavy dew]

Only some indeed.. Here's to all those we lost

[carmine relic]

Maybe that's why the studio is called Singularity

[heavy dew]

The testers are stuck in VR

[tulip wagon]

Sinister Six was already taken.

[peak monolith]

People are not held against their will in Ba sing Se Palia

[tulip wagon]

MY CABBAGES

[heavy dew]

My chappages?

[shrewd fiber]

There is no kidnapping in Pa Ling Ah

[surreal crest]

There Is No War in Ba Sing Se

[shrewd fiber]

My name is Claire Esse. How may I assist you today?

[heavy dew]

It's okay, we're all friends here, you can be Claire ese

huehuehue I know where the door is

[peak monolith]

what door?

[shrewd fiber]

The Chuu King has invited you to Lake Ashura.

...does ashura sound cool as a lake name? idk.

[surreal crest]

it sounds like a lake of blood

[heavy dew]

Personally I feel Ashura is a mountain

[shrewd fiber]

ooooo

if all the revealed villagers were landmarks, what would they be?

[heavy dew]

I mean he is a whole lot of inkeeper

[peak monolith]

Are you Shura?

[surreal crest]

I'd say Tish is a river

[heavy dew]

I agree with that

[surreal crest]

please leave.

[heavy dew]

You're just jelous

[peak monolith]

but...but...

[heavy dew]

More puns you say? I'm Auni't

[surreal crest]

tish tish tish... you know nothing

[peak monolith]

Please leave.

[surreal crest]

I'm a chair, carry me out

[heavy dew]

Yeah I can't wait for there to be a con to go to so we can be chaotic in person

[peak monolith]

eew people in real life

[heavy dew]

Fair point, staying in my room

[peak monolith]

Can i join?

[carmine relic]

What land mark is Zeki

[surreal crest]

Desert!

[heavy dew]

@peak monolith yaaaaas

@carmine relic Zeki sounds like a town or desert yeah

Zeki forest

[remote latch]

Desert with Rocks to hide his many many questionable items

[carmine relic]

A forest is probably a better place to commit crimes

[heavy dew]

Or pounce

[modern latch]

when will this be ouuuut

[heavy dew]

Much sooner than 3 years ^^

[remote latch]

And now from your sponsor Palia Vacations. Want to visit Palia during a celebration .. how about the Festival of Shimmering Lights. Here's a picture we have from our last trip out there ( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850062378926473227/850163309512228894/Palia__ConceptShimmerFlies.jpg )

[carmine relic]

Wish we had one of those "this workplace has gone ___ days" for people asking about the Game's release

[heavy dew]

@buoyant heath we need something programmed 👀

[remote latch]

It would have to be adjusted based on the phrases used .. but I assume a bot could do that ? Maybe ?

[heavy dew]

I mean manually is how they do the real ones, I'd be fine doing it manually for the meme

[remote latch]

Hey, I saw you sneaking in Nai'o 's ev... er .. twin 🙂

[surreal crest]

hey you
yeah, I'm talking to you, lurker
come 'ere

[peak monolith]

me?

[surreal crest]

you ain't lurker

[peak monolith]

most of the times i am ^^

[surreal crest]

noted.
lurkers list updated hehe

[jolly ledge]

Hello there!

[surreal crest]

<@&830144903652311090>

AYY twice in one day! got'em!

[peak monolith]

you on a roll!!!!

[surreal crest]

uh, it's still here... duck?

[carmine relic]

<@&830144903652311090> one more, for good measure

Uhhhhhhhhhh

[remote latch]

Hmm, they must be really busy

[surreal crest]

we'll.. this is akward

[worthy rose]

[surreal crest]

I guess bury it in the chat?

[ocean stone]

They do take breaks every now and then y'know

[surreal crest]

yeah but... all of them?

[ocean stone]

I blame @worthy rose

For keeping them so busy

[worthy rose]

:whatthehel:

[remote latch]

looks like its in just palia-chat and community-art .. can't see it in the others

[carmine relic]

Oh there we go

[remote latch]

and there we go

🤣

I wonder if they spammed it on multiple servers and the mods have several servers to monitor

[carmine relic]

I'm pretty sure there's gotta be a good deal of mods who are assigned to this place and this place only so such a thing isn't possible

[worthy rose]

maybe they were poopin

[surreal crest]

cooperative poopin

[worthy rose]

it's not impossible

[remote latch]

Its the quacking quintessential Quackie

[spring rivet]

the Pond Patrol would like to apologise pals, and thanks for the heads up! keep quackin' 🦆

[surreal crest]

y'all having a green nick party over there, I know it

[remote latch]

Well green is good 🙂

[limpid bobcat]

Hellooo there!

[spring rivet]

*pats Chair and Gambit

[ocean stone]

Hi Duck!

[lament eagle]

[surreal crest]

duck, you are so drunk on Pond Patrol Water ™ that you forgot second *

[spring rivet]

..and stares at Chair*

[ocean stone]

collective chair-staring commence!

[worthy rose]

chairing

[surreal crest]

oh that's just chairy

[wicked lily]

on the third day of waitmas, Palia gave to me, a promise of much less than 3 years^^

[mellow verge]

How do you do fellow gamers

[bleak lotus]

are they gonna send more invites for game?

[mellow verge]

Prealpha is closed, so not at this moment. But that wouldn't have to mean they don't send more pre-alpha invites later 😊

Or alpha. Idk

[bleak lotus]

oh ok

is there a release date? or year?

[mellow verge]

Nope not yet. They said less than three years

[bleak lotus]

o ok

[surreal crest]

oh it's the trebuchet-yetted girl!

[hasty glen]

good night palians

[mellow verge]

[surreal crest]

I see it took you some time to come back
Amazing!
get back into trebuchet, we need to repeat this

[mellow verge]

Lol I'm here all the time.. I'm just most active overnight

[past sandal]

Who else is HYPED

[surreal crest]

everyoneee

[surreal hazel]

hi :3

[surreal crest]

aight yall, this is Mystic Lady,
be nice to her or I'll bite

[heavy dew]

We're ALWAYS nice what you mean? I'm Berry

[surreal crest]

don't listen to him, he's true name is "Jules's boyfriend"

[worthy rose]

not if I bite first

[surreal crest]

you gonna have bad time biting me, nish

[worthy rose]

jokes on you kid, I eat wood

[surreal crest]

... get away from me.

aight bois, chair's going sleep
catch ya tomorrow, have a good night!

[tranquil cosmos]

How do chairs sleep

[worthy rose]

the same way you do

[remote latch]

like cows, standing up - or whatever animal that sleeps standing up if not cows rofl

[marble hedge]

🥁

Hello my name is Wippit and I'm a non-alpha spouse. It has been 51 days since pre-alpha took my wife. I think the overall silence recently has been deafening. I mean, I can't expect anything from Passion, but I don't think I've seen a dev talk in general chat in weeks. They're all green over there --------->

But nary a peep. Is it so much to desire just a peep? A wee peep? That's not much to ask. It's no more than asking for hobbit legs. They don't need those. But we do need a peep. Just a peep.

... and I swear, if a Dev responds to this with a literal "peep", I will be severely distraught.

[summer obsidian]

Heyyo friends

No Wednesday Art release today?

[remote latch]

It seems not 😦

But I think once they had a post a little bit later than now so you never know - yeah grouchy fish was posted at 1am UK time.

[lone crane]

Games not that good otherwise they'd release it right here and now. Checkmate devs

[remote latch]

nah, they may be busy and there is Labour Day coming up so there may be vacation days for some people

[carmine relic]

No Wednesday art yet! ...I hope.

They always release something on Wednesday, right?

[remote latch]

I don't think they have missed a week since they started .. although there was what looked to be a last minute post ( probably grouchy fish ) when I mentioned it on the day

[summer obsidian]

yeah, they've been doing an art pretty consistently during the months that we've known about the game so far (btw, 3 month anniversary of game announcement on Friday!!!)

[carmine relic]

(Aw yeah!)

[remote latch]

maybe they didn't get a video clip sorted for today .. maybe on Friday we will get something for the 3 month anniversary 🤞

[summer obsidian]

yeah, I'm hoping so too 🤞

[wise anvil]

Wait, this game has devs? I thought this was a café roleplay server

[tulip wagon]

☕

[abstract rover]

muahahaha the baristafia has already begun to spread its influence

[deep frigate]

hello may i take your order?

[tranquil cosmos]