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I hear Lactaid is helpful
yessss @thorny roost
I hope the patch is soon cause Iām gonna hit the gold cap and spend all of it on coins in a moment of weakness
Clearly you ate chocolate today
Thereās a gold cap??
Oh that sucks š¦ I forget which ones I have that work and donāt work
Yea I think I used a bookshelf as a pantry shelf, I'd have to check again tho
Not yet
Thank you for your contribution. We will add this in the science notes
What are you doing to make so much money and why am I always so broke??
300k

I sell potato seeds exclusively and then mine a lot. I donāt even sell my star stones lmao. Itās all seeds
I wish they all did, they look so good but they'd look better if they opened too
When I get too close to gold cap, I buy Zeki Coins
I've been to the coin cap ONCE. I can never save past 150k :P
is there a renown cap too?
Is this fairly odd parents theme song
Wait seriously just loads and loads of potato seeds?
Yes 1000
i am planning to reach 200k so i can buy fortune coins
I need to stop bouncing between 500 things and focus on doing gardening for seed selling/preserve selling. I ran out of focus food tho
Yup! My garden is 90% potato. I turn 75% to seeds and the rest jars to eat
I just buy the coins to drop back to 100K or so - my comfortable gold balance.
No. Never seen it
Just a list of things I want added one day
Potato Seeds and Pickled Tomatoes can make a lot of gold
YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
my banked coins are actually insane
I do Potato/Tomato/Potato/Tomato so they don't need watering
You really are a demon, getting that song stuck in meh head
Well now this is a thought because my apple trees have been bugged for ages and rarely produce apples so maybe what I need to do is just potato it up
ya my gold hoarding comes from farming. i wish fishing and bugs went for more cause then i would do that instead of farming bc its more fun heheh
I just store my extra good in more expensive resources that I can sell if I need to
Is it not Tomato seeds and pickled potatoes? 
it used to be
Does commercials and clips count?
Used to be 
but they nerfed the tomato seeds (now takes 3 tomatoes to make seeds)
We need cartoon night in this server what the heck š§
so it's switched š
I have 1 apple tree and the rest potato. Also helps to use the quantity boost fertilizer
Some ignore processing time and see only sell price.
I also remember the ole cake days
Where do you get this agdhfhshs
Yall are too quick with the top tier memes I am cackling at this one
If I needed fast money Iād just fish lol
Broccoli
Asparagus
Watermelons
Green beans
Actual lettuce (and not just lettuce soup)
BAWAGA
Really? I feel like I can fish for ages and only come out with like a thousand gold
That spells BAWAGA
buying out Zeki's stock of moral mushrooms to convert to worms and sell back to him for twice the price lmao
that cake kermit one has always been 
are you naming things you want in the game 
I saw someone make that picture a long time ago after the cakes were nerfed, sooo it is forever a sticker in my private server
SAME
hugging npcs especially romances when
Glow worms I assume?
I was just gonna ask if you were having a seizure or something
My garden layout includes all crops at 100% water retain + 100% weed prevent. I send potatoes, rice, wheat and tomatoes to seed, everything else goes to the preserve jar. I do a full harvest and replant every RL morning (and most RL nights). Average gold per harvest is 15K
NEW STATUS UNLOCKED š
Using glow worms? I can usually catch 50 and get a decent amount. Iāll often turn them to grilled fish and put them in my worm machines for extra fert to sell
even regular worms are profitable. I keep one regular worm farm just for my own fishing needs and sell the excess
How are those 2 things related 
Is cabbage and bok choy just part of the event?
cabbage and boy choy are for forever
I turn my potatoes into pickled. Then sell. A stack of 30 is little over 3k coin (at 102 coin ea). With 6 garden sections all potatoes and 8 pickle barrels I can get 90 pickled potatoes each morning and over the course of the day another 90. So a total of almost 20k (18 and change) just in pickle potato. Plus I sell off all flint, most stone, starstones and I'm swimming in 600 iron bars. I can sell those off too in a pinch
(I hope idk lol)
I just want more preserve jar things: crab roe from crabs, salmon roe from salmon, and caviar from the sturgeons. To encourage fishing and crab catching more xD
You have terrible spelling and I thought....idk. reasons ok
Where do I get the seeds outside of the event?
Big brain time
Well then going to have to work on this too. Is there a limit to how many crafting licenses you can have??
do i need to stock up on soy sauce or will it be available after market is over?
its a permanent addition. They would move to Zekis or badruu after the event
My spelling is great, itās autocorrect 
The seeds should be sold elsewhere as Nox said!
it will be available after
30
I sorry
Yes I think itās 30 or so?
if you say so
people taking up their whole turn in hot pot to where i miss 3am by 10 seconds š i wish we could play solo with bots without waiting, im not built with the patience for this
hi mud!

hi pookie!
easiest way to do it. The ones I forage I use for cooking. I run to Zekis, buy the lot and immediately put them in the bins so no accidental crossovers
I had to play wirh bots the other day cause someone took my spot at the table šŖ
Oh I hear you mud. I totally left a game cause not one of the 3 other people were using their turns lol
I do not mind playing with bots at all.
Just saw cinna do a Hassian voice and my mood is lifted 
Bananas
Orange trees
Lemons
Grapes
Strawberries
Raspberries so those beetles have food
if i have to wait more than 0.1 millisecond im foaming at the mouth on the floor
Hotpot bots ... thought I should clearify :P
i felt soo bad i got distracted last night and used up my whole turn
the rest of the game i was trying to go lightning quick and then i ran away after
I have like 300 reg worms and glow worms and I havenāt fished much these days. Thanks for the suggestion! āŗļø
this is my sometimes too ngl lol, but i kept playing with people where it was EVERY turn i was biting my nails fr
I did this yesterday. I had to go afk unexpectedly and forgot I was waiting for the game to start and felt so bad when I got back 3 turns later I just shut my whole game down lol
Tbf when I walked away there was like 8 seconds left and no one at my table
omg š
when its every turn and then at the end some of them have NO groups or matchesš š like what were yall doing the whole time
Exactly. 300k players ... you'll never see those people again ... you hope lol
I fall asleep sometimes playing hotpot and open my eyes to a few seconds left and quickly do my turn
playing with the pretty colors i guess
Nothing but still getting paid\
good soup
I wish I could get a hotpot table for my house. Not to earn tickets but just to be able to play with friends, it's fun
I hope š if someone was at that table I'm sorrryyyy
i want to lick the broth so bad
would be a really good prize at a future market
Have you ever wondered what the hotpot liquid flavors are? I'm assuming ... cream/spicy/beef and chicken
Make one :3 There are tons of people sharing designs for free. Both cards and for the table topper

People are modding the game?
I just want to be able to have multiple storreys in my house... (and remove the max room limit)
No. Printable cards
I assume its the same four flavors on the takeout packages
cant really mod an online game platformed like this lol
tbh this is what iām doing today :o hope we have the ink for it 
I think they mean their house in game 
A set of game themed cards would be really cute
I'm sure someone will figure it out one day š
Ah! Iāve got a hotpot house
itās fun but no playable table so I cry
im gonna call decorating my house "modding" my house so people think im techy and cool and smart
technically it is a modification so u are techy and cool and smart
One day, maybe! 
No I mean like. In game at my house lol
I did this back in the first week of the update lmao
to get my mom to play hotpot with me on her bday :3
mud, you are so techy ... and cool! and smart!!
omg thank u so much im blushing
Does Zekiās sell things for more gold or itās just the same as if you were to put stuff into your shipping bin at your plot?
same
Ok thank you!
I never run into town to sell anymore. Unless the bin is full. Then I sell on my way to buy yet more rugs :P
I didnāt make packaging for the cards so I gotta do a little box. I also wanna print out the almanac but itās so outdated š¦
I always forget it's an option lol
Someone said itās better to sell at home cuz thereās an achievement for earning* from selling and only the shipping bin sales count towards it. I havenāt yet checked to confirm cuz itās never on my mind when logged in
Share pics please when it's complete. :) I'm -still- working on my version of the magic sernuk, with a hut and a gem tree base. I've been at it for months lol
I was mildly disappointed he wasnāt trying to cheat me
i just sell at home because im lazy
I sell stuff in town if my inventory is full so I don't have to go back home. I wish there was a place to sell in Bahari so the only other option wasn't the trash 
Is it an invisible achievement? I have never seen that listed afaik
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS 
Ooh I wanna see that ā„ļø
i got a box thatās just the right size for cards :o gonna see if i can decorate mine and fit some bonus things inside for me cuz i like little things with my games 
Also grab food
looking at those useless campfires S6
Yeah , so do I ! snorts
Do Zeki's cakes from event area shop not come in star quality? I swear I have bought dozens of them and no luck
thatās be cool to see :D
Would they fit into an altoids type tin? You could then decorate the tin
Literally me checking them today (and every day) in case it had changed overnight......
was this a known bug?
Here I just planned on making one with a scoring board
what little trinkets do you like adding?
Someone needs to change their nickname to "zekis market foods don't come starred" /half joking
thatās be cute
Be the change you wanna see ā„ļø
MAGIC 
No idea, I returned to the game yesterday and been trying to get everything lol
iām thinking little tickets, or like a mini poster that doubles as the rules or something
Bro I barely figured out how to change mine the first time š„²
just throws the maji market into a box as a whole dang board game
Meep
That would be so cute! I love making tiny envelopes and I just wanna send you some so bad but who knows how long it would take to get to you š
@thorny roost perfection š¤£

A year š
I actually looked at wiki before asking here in chat, but there was no notice
Mine was "No Starred Taiyaki" for a while
https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1208134274344161321 thereās already lucky envelopes so little tickets wouldnāt be too hard :D
make it monopoly style. free parking is hotpot
Palia in general has been really hard on my crafting budget. I just ordered nail art flowers/leaves/bugs to use in mini dioramas. Now I'm thinking ... envelopes. CUTE!
omg so smart
No you arenāt the issue ā„ļø you have every right to ask. People are just tired of telling others no because they also want their taiyaki 
It's just a silly lil running joke in the server, it's okay to ask questions! Also cool ign š
It's totally a running joke
every property is an item from maiji market you can buy, money is tickets. no idea for what jail might be (maybe the discord server lol)
it got me drawing after 3 yrs of not and trying to do little crafts
It's under "known issues"
https://palia.wiki.gg/wiki/Luna_New_Year#Known_Issues
I cut little flowers with my cricut but I definitely wanna get some of those tiny nail art gems
nO qUeSTiOn iS a bAd qUeStiOn 
Should have looked harder š
Indeed. For me it was polymer clay models. I've done miniature dollhouse furniture for years. Now I'm back into clay
That sounds like a challenge to me.
The test said that is LIE
Nail art supplies are perfect for tiny projects
Oh I'm sure you'll all excel at such 
I followed this Eli, TY ā„ļø
the day the S6 devs make a bingo sheet for the discord, im done
"Alright yall we heard you wanted a palia game to replace hotpot so we made palia discord bingo, have fun"
OMG YES PLS
noooooo, no bingo!! cries the old lady
What do we win for Palia Bingo?
Wasn't there already a patch day bingo?
I hope hotpot comes to the underground market or something, itās a lot of fun to play
bongos
Is today not-patch day bingo?
yeah but i didn't have a square for "patch got delayed"
Let us gamble!!!!
insert bongo cat here
Here's a game you could play here ... name all of the hotpot cards. GO!
I am Sheldon
Thereās literally a massive circle of space
lol i think would be ācaught/out fishingā like you take a fishing break from the game
No fair Cinna! lol grins I KNEW you'd have a sticker lol
I think mine did or one of mine did rofl
clearly i need to update mine lmao
as einar's little gillyfish i need that sticker!
This just made me think we could recycle the hotpot tiles as a "go fish" game š¤©
instead of chance and community chest, it's lucky coin and chaapa pile
Fish
Lobster
Shrimp
Corn
Potato
Carrot
Tofu
Rice cakes
Dumplings
Heat root
Garlic
Dari Cloves
Mountain Morel
Brightshroom
Enoki mushrooms
My mom screams go fish each time she wins hotpot. I canāt š
So what is the equivalent of Monopoly Free Pass?
Go fish, ||bish||
I couldn't help but read this as "NO" to a list of ingredients
the key to higher hotpot scores is collecting all the same color (ofc, the highest being all the same color and with three matching sets)
I like the heat root & enoki tiles
is that dari cloves?? i call it "blob with feet" lol i have to give pet names to the pictures.. especially the pale ones cuase i don't know what they are!
taking notes 
Blob with feet phenomenal
Someone called out that they were looking for a particular card and I replied go fish.
Only for them to be like "I wish we had table chat and not a server chat"
Clearly they do not understand how hilarious I am
Bruh
Savage
People who want max envelopes
people working together to maximize winning.
table chat woulda been cool xD but they werenāt nice lol
booooo!
I never do. I just eye the cards being flipped and pray no one takes the one I want lol
Also yeah way to make my pathological demand avoidance hoard the tiles you asked for?! Lol
I want to quote Chicago here but that's probably not very cozy
No thats only for patches and taiyaki
right lol i find it way more fun
Saaame
I'll leave it at y'know, some people just can't handle their hot pot.
I'm never in servers where ppl call out their cards haha
I love when everyone eyes each others discard piles and what they take and help each other 
Does anyone have a spare Lunar Fairy Moth?
I think that's also kind of a point of the ability to view the discards, right? Like you're supposed to figure that into your hand
yeah exactly
They can't handle the truth!
Strats are the best part of the challenge imo
Somehow gatcha is fine but I dunno if gambling would work out in a community server, maybe the prizes could be tickets to redeem Zekis lucky coins? Like, a little vending machine that takes tickets and gives coins based on how many you have? That would probably be too much though
Yep, that's how I play, whether it's intended or not LOL I see what's flipped first, and if there's nothing THEN i use the middle pile. I'm happy if I get 900 or so tickets a hand. That means I do around 5k tickets a game day if I get there at 6pm and stay till 3am
i think today is the day i will find the fish plushie
We all know his ball machine is a gamble..... šš
May the rng be in your favor
I just got the fish, and the fish plush
I think a similar principle could apply to the stardew valley gambling mechanics, a separate gambling currency that can be used in the underground exclusively?
Since you eventually have to discard every tile you draw there isn't that much strategy. If you can guess that someone else is going for the same set as you you can try to change it, but that is always going to be a stretch.
Yeah, but straight up getting tons of those coins might mess with the balance of the game, thatās why I mentioned the ticket system
Omg if they don't increase hoe speed š£š
I like your idea
Some hoes be fast, you got the exquisite hoe?

tbh Id play hot pot without a reward? I think any reward they could give at the time would unbalance the ... 'economy'
I call her my gf thank you
Don't bring my hoes into this....
Hot pot rewards pal ore problems solved.
The first time I saw the hoe mechanics I thought it was so funny
Yeah, I mean, I donāt expect a reward to be implemented just yet but it would be nice for the future
Same, I just think it's a fun way to pass time. Maybe give out seeds or something cheap
but the rule is u have to call it out 3x then wait 15 minutes for someone else to claim it
Are we going to have access to Hot Pot and similar games after the Maji Market thing is over?
put the gacha seeds there instead
Without a reward it's gonna be hard to find other people to play with. I guess you would have to organize on discord
Hot pot table gets flipped and we all have 3rd degree burns
No need for any more cheap rewards ... we already have Zeki balls and chappa piles 
we dunno
A Mario party style mini game would be so cool
it would
Froggio, have you played the little arcade chappa game??
Make the hotpot reward 5 flint
My hope is just for more social stuff.
Yea its so hard
GUYS I GOT EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED FROM THE CHAPPA PILE!

||5 copper||
Man I suck at the arcade games at the underground market
the new(?) street fighter game has a mini game in a waiting hall that you can play streetfighter classic against other players while you wait for matches, i think thatās neat
But Mario party a la palia would be so funny in application
Same. I avoid it like Kentucky avoids her mother
5 more and you can fulfill a request
Ah, so you prefer the tower game
Crying rn, kentucky
I would if I ever remember it exists
I settled for being bad at minigames when stardew valleys' crushed my spirit years ago
KENTUCKY
Can I choose, c, none of the above?
I remember concernedape saying they hate that they put an achievement behind that arcade game
Nope, you have to beat the tower now
Is there any multiplayer ones besides hot pot rn? Gonna bss sad when it goes away its all me and my gf do shen we play
Gosh dang it and darn it
Im new
No
I woke up excited for the update but then remembered itās delayed :ā)
They need to keep it then š£š
Hi new, I'm dad
Henlo
(I'm boo-ing myself don't worry)
the tower would be the only other mini game you can play with ppl but itās all parkour stuff so if thatās not for you canā thatās ok not to do it
I don't want a new dad tho
I read that the ancient fish quest was bugged but searching here, it seems people have caught it.
I also read you need the completed quest 'there's something in the water' which is dialogue Einar is meant to give you the next time you speak with him post bundle completion. I don't have this quest in my logs complete/incomplete.
Can I catch the Ancient Fish or am I wasting my time please?
Even then it's not an interaction. You just watch each other fall.
and laugh at them.
Anyone think they just teased the update news to swell player count?
It's really the only weekend I've consistently seen +200 players in queue for the maji market. Would be a genius play if so...
Also the respawn time after you fall on that sucks, I left after trying twice because thereās a loading screen for it
You have to compete the bundle. You sure that right?
my sister when she was rushing for last hotpot and i was like āitās still delayedā and she was like āi was up all nightā āi told you last nightā ābut i stayed up all nightā āwell go to bed
ā
What worked for me was talking to hekla in night sky temple, then check the waves bundle pedestal, then talk to einar
So it's back to just playing house š
Pretty sure theyāre actually doing the update, itās just switch being a little difficult about it probably
Na I think it's just people last min scrabbling for festival items
Hey, can we have 2 New Year's Greeting Trees?
that would be mean 
How do I get back the one that doesn't come from the singularity mail?
you can if you were here 9 days before the event ended as you had to finish the wishing stamp card and thatās 9 irl days
9 wishes
Me and my sister grinding hotpot for the plushie last night bc I told her the update got delayed and she was like "what? There was an update? "Yeah, Lunar festival was supposed to end tomorrow morning." "Well I better lock in and get the rest of my envelopes" š¤£š¤£
Nah, that happens every time there is an event (Market) Attendance drops off in the last few weeks then picks up dramatically in the last 4 or so days.
I don't have the one from stamp card š
You complete the stamp card for the Luna new year festival
If you don't know what I'm talking about https://palia.wiki.gg/wiki/Stamp_Cards
The quest for the wishing trees?
9 wishes I believe
I have 3 new years greeting trees. š
youād get wishes in the mail from chayne, bring them to the tree area to dye them send them up at the shrine infront of tree and pick up at the mailbox on the left of the tree
Yeah, looks like you need to make 9 wishes
Oh ok I am at 5 wish š ty a lot!
so unfair
Unfortunately you might be too late
How š
hey does anyone know in which channel i can find people to fish with
But keep trying
They sent me the news rewards twice.
You can try organizing a fishing party in #1143270926394335282
Yeh I wish maintenance will be in 4 days š
Oh lucky š±š
I completed the stamp card it took 9 days to complete it
HOW DO YOU KNOW
Read better I said I wish š
Are you an undercover agent
the event is still on technically so maybe if ppl needed the last wish you can get it in :v
I know I feel lucky about it too š¤£š¤£
They just mean they want 4 extra days for wishes
Not that they know when the update will come
Hm I could grind another dragon plush
tyyy
You gotta wish on the first tree for 4 day miracle
Ty šā¤ļø
omg extra 4 days of waiting for update
i want my coffee maker guys
...oxford comma saves lives
That's my defence and I'm STICKING TO IT
All hail the oxford comma
Tbh having 3 would make my eye twitch, not claiming ocd but where would you put the third.....what if you wanted a fourth to round out the symmetry?? 
I just want new kitchen clutter and bahiri bay transit. I hope it's not weeks away before the update. I'm really bummed about the delay
I wish that were me lol
Happy Halloween you guys
Merry everyone
wasnāt it christmas yesterday are we going back in time?
I know yes I haven't place the 3rd because I don't know where to place it šš
With three you could put one in the middle and put the others on either side to make it symmetrical
Happy 2022
In front of the fountain in the walking path to my home
Anyone down to do the cook together achievements real quick?
noooo
I honestly don't know why I received it twice.
Wtb more hairstyles...
Merry Chrysler
Merry Crisis
Oh excuse me, you with all your free space to make grand displays! /j
could be a bug some ppl got the banner a few times 
Viking hair when
I also want my avatar to be thicc
Group of 3 in your yard with the Lunar path lamps set as bench backs against the lunar benches in a circle around them. No one else would have that ;)
plss
Merry Cannoli
I canāt find my ACNH blanket
True.
I wish there was a mode like in ACNH where you can more easily see your inventory stuffs while placing them
WAIT let me check my daughters room
To be fair, I am expanding my house currently, so I donāt have the space yet
Make it British
retweet
Happy Cannoli
No fun playing a skinny twig. I'm a size 40, not 4.
I want thicc characters
yet again DEV Palia has put our hope and enjoyment down drain it never failed
Merry Crumpet
THE BLANKET WAS IN HER ROOM
Just MORE hairstyles because everyone likes the same one
That's actually a pretty good idea. Thanks lol šš
I KNEW IT
The entire storage needs a rework so they're searchable. PLEASE
Itās Tuesday innit
More British
yess pls
I have the Mohawk cuz it looks like my hair almost exactly, first game Iāve found that actually had my hair
Also Iād really love more facial hair options
I change my hair between 2 hairstyles
No game has my hair
wat ACH never heard of DAT game š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Same. I have the undercut irl and in game
Itās down or in a bun if Iām going mining
There are no hair clips in game. Just buns and pony tails. What's up with that?
Need more loc options
Same
Merry Cokney (canāt say the actual spelling because I think itās banned)
And then you fish in your non fishing clothes.
Magic
Shhhh
Super curly?
Perfection

LONG HAIR, long braids, side braids, beachy waves...my hair touches my butt and it DOES NOT in game
āIām washing me and my clothesā
why cant i make my 3d res 100%? it only stays at 85%
Box braids
I know thereās premium outfits but I wish there were more options for base clothing, like, some black options, or like, just dark without blue. Iāll probably end up buying clothes as a treat for myself at some point but still
I know! Even the 'long' is not long in game. I just cut 6 inches off of my very grey hair and I no longer sit on it.
Tamala stole it š
I wish there was an option for us to buy clothes with in-game gold
The game snatched my wig once
anyone that knows this issue?
My personal wish for the clothing is more separate pieces to mix and match that are way different from what we have now. AND more coloring options.
Did it take your edges too?
To be fair, long hair in games requires a lot of animation editing, like, if it doesnāt move you look weird and if it does move itās a lot of processing power
Thatās actually something really cool to learn about you š

how do I get a well?
The game once pushed my hairline higher than my dreams
LOL

I think you'd find better help in #š»ātech-help
ok
First, you dig a hole
you gotta level up gardening and get enough gardening metals, to get a well
i think itās badruu iirc
It worked! Thank you so much. Been sat on that for aaages! ā¤ļø
From Badruu with the farming medals!
its like >900 garden metals
ok thanks

LMAO what in the world-
You named your well Badruu? Well, well, well
i think I knew and fogot lol
Sorry I'm a menace today
I was carrying my Switch around the house, I sat it down, and now I think it's faded into the void forver
if you were a Nintendo Switch out on a walk, where would you be 
you made me giggle and it's wendesday here so that's great lol
I think the well is 1120 medals
In the trash where I belong
LOL
You can buy it from Badruu. When you have gardening at level 10 you start collecting special coins. If you have enough you buy it directly at him
I'm trying to get the plant shelf and that's 980
funny thatās what iām naming it now when i get one
a pun everytime i get water from it
oh i thnk thats the one I was thinking of
I just got the tank from Einar

Maybe a nice riviera or perhaps a state park with lots of birds
Ouchie eina morena my feels
Army tank??
yea
to blow up all the haters
Under the cushions. Under the place you were sitting. Behind the place you were sitting. Next to the place you were sitting with a pillow/pile of clothes or a book on it. On the way to or from the place you were sitting. Did you get a beverage? Check the kitchen counter AND the fridge. Can you tell I do this ALL the time with 5 adult males that are forever losing their sh ... belongings?

Does anyone here have a Lunar Fairy Moth to donate for poor ol me?
š¶ They see me rollin'
They see me hatin' š¶
Iām about to log on so Iāll check
I probs do but I'm not online cause work
Ok thank you! I need it for Miss Madame Tamale

ACTUALLY NO THEN
Hey I think I do, I'd need to log in and add you but lemme check in case I'm making empty pormises
Pormises what
NO WAIT WHY šššš
Promises
Okie
Denied
Definitely off topic, but I love the new album from Job for a Cowboy (moonhealer).
It's definitely my new sweetleaf hunting music.
Pormises? Ace. Is that you??
LMAO
It almost autocorrected to porpoises and I thought I was so smart clicking no lol
Poor mises
I make no Prometheus
the fridge is fr, iāve done that once with my phone 
Is that the second cousin third removed from porpoises? Yanno ... to porpoise something

THE SONG
Okay but swimming with dolphins and porpoises WHEN S6 WHEN

I want to be able to swim without being warped back to land
wouldnāt leave the water
im dead tired but i have a sleep study and they dont want me to nap ;-;
I want to be able to walk in ankle deep water without drowning. I mean I KNOW I'm short , but COME on lol
Iād make an Atlantis if we are given the ability to swim
Gotchu fam, what's your ign, or add me mine is my nickname here
I have a moth for thee
I'm afraid that if I go look for my switch again for like the 4th time I'm going to break into singing Linkin Park songs
Itās on brand for me that my character canāt swim but sinking like a rock in the water and opening my glider on the way down out of fear is really funny
sets a fan in front of you and a big bowl of ice in front of that You will not be sleepy for long :P
Iām playing hotpot rn but you are more than welcome to add me. My IGN is Morena Jeon
Ok thank you guys!!!
GIVE ITH
PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR GAME >>> GAH ... grins
the tank is huge
I was given a good hand so it should be over quickly lol
I just added you 
Threatening aura intensifies
Wait i thought we were already friends lol
I THOUGHT SO TOO
Okay theory time: Idr where I saw it but they mention that the city of Umbraa is underground
So what if it's Palia's version of Atlantis.
You got deleted š¤
Yeeted

is it like a wall length?
Itās all good if thatās the case, no hard feelings āŗļø
taller than me
It's not so much that is it's thick from front to back. Hard to place in the house
it's three butterflies high
No seriously I am confused as to why we are not friends in the game
Idk cos I didnāt touch my friends list
Is this the mandala thing
aww
I know thereās another Ace Demon in the chat
So that could be it lol
WHAT
This is the bald Ace Demon
that would be me
There can only be one
Well that would make hair choices much simpler š«
FR tho Palia just bwoken? Cuz I almost never see people online anymore
Iāve only confirmed that Jun still lives
WAIT
WAIT

Btw @hard olive I accepted your friend request! I think my request for the buggy is still up

I completed it adfgaag
Jonth istg
TY!!!! šššNow time to appease Tamale
I added you too, no worries if you don't wanna add me back but lemme know if you ever need anything else! 
who is Jonth
i love being confused in here šæ
Lmaooooo
Iām going to be sick
@surreal ermine Bathroom? :P
one time a CM dm'd me because they thought someone was impersonating me in this discord 
Why are there so many Ace Demons? Will the real Ace Demon please stand up?!
LOL I looked there too!
I didnāt get your request š¦ Imma add you real quick
slim shady starts playing
šŖ
Window sills?
Was hoping someone would catch that lol

š
It's in my head now
Same
I wish we could put items on window sills in the game
hmmmm 
Mission accomplished
Now this looks like a job for me
Mebe we're in different regions? Idk how this works half the time
The bay window you can
We can
But the bay windows you can
Dont you dare
DATE
I tried a few items on the windows I currently have
DATE
@pure reef I added you just now. Did you get it?
Very few things will go on the bay window 'seat' It's sad
ACE no DATE FOR YOU
Mehbeh
kinda the bay windows not a lot of stuff fits there though unless you do glitching or have red presents from winterlight
Damn you now both are playing at once!
....Thought that was the whole ace thing?
I canāt date my husband??
Ace or aro? Cuz Iām ace and currently have a partner
Yeah the space is very limited
The other windows you can put shelves and some decor around the edges, curtains ā„ļø
I gotta put smth on the bay window
You can put a shelf under the windowsill and place stuff on it. Or use the new bay window that has a shelf.
No I AM ACE
Jkjkjk
I feel like weāre in the multiverse and thereās multiple Aces lmaoooo
I'm ace
Itās called Hell
I'm also a wild card
Insert Spider-Man point meme
Whoops
(I do know asexuality is a spectrum just like all the things)
I read āsmhā

MY SWITCH was sunken treasure buried in the couch cushions @stark pebble !! my boo found it for me 
lmao
I got so confused because I forgot some people can literally be named Ace
lmaoo
š šŖ

I have four bay windows, and one of them is bugged so items cant be placed on it. Its weird
i swear I thought you said double face
If you are the toasty cinna buns then what is boo?
no wonder we got so many aces around
I was confused because I forgot that people called being asexual ace 
No you can't
It's a married rule
he's not a pastry sadly 
waves her cane around Boo here :P
I have this issue with trophies on shelves
We both confused each other lmao
LOL

<<<always confused about everything
Aww š something to quench the thirst then? 
I have no idea what this conversation is or how I join it
I gave up on the ACE chase. Sorry. Old lady here. It's worse than the shell game
Am so excited for SpideyBaby to nap so I can play palia on my lunch break. I want to hot pot to get another mini dragon plush
Soooo what do when marriage
Why were you chasing ace?
šæ popcorn?
š¶ You're an ace
There an ace
Every where an ace ace
Ol' MacDonald had a farm š¶
THE PAPARAZZI
Hey guys
WHAT IS HAPPENING
did you know we were talking about mechanical spiders earlier, or have you always been TheSpider Android?
I am seeing my own name so much
You've spawned more
points up the scroll Multiple "Ace Demon"s. No one knows who is who anymore. But I betcha a huge bucket of ice each will have the imposters running
Iāve had this username for multiple years
It's me, your subconscious
Oh no did I accidentally possess people again
Any word how much longer weāll have hotpot and the festival?
Just trying to plan post work gaming.
Do you have any wise words
he revels in the puns, he's a pundit, a badruu of sorts, 
wow that's weird


None yet
Thereās so many aces wow
oh okay. We've got people in here changing their identities all the time and it gets confusing in here
anyway welcome in to the chaos!
Wait you were talking about mechanical spiders?!?
You should buy gold! Sacrifice a couple lambs, and donate them all to this trustworthy person named 'Aisen' along with a couple thousand dollars
K. Iāll start building my tix back up then lol

yeah! people were saying that maybe the bug the devs ran into today that delayed the patch was a big mechanical spider:3
slowly backs out of whatever I walked in to š š
lolol
Runs around yanking off wigs to see who is playing whom, then tosses them at random people who then turn into more Ace Demons Sorry! It's all my fault!
Lolol best of ticket luck
Sometimes I accidentally print people
Yāall my dumb butt accidentally cooked a starred fish⦠does anyone have an enchanted pupfish to spare? Lolol
POSSESS
ohnooo morena
LMFAO YOU PRINT PEOPLE
I wish theyād keep hotpot as a mini game like they have in the underground
ONLY ONE TIME
I'm about to login. I can check. Saltyy Winter Streams ign
TAMALE HEARD ME AND CURSED MY QUEST LINE
Me too! It's a nice zone out activity
Okie thank you!
Tamale
I do not have extra feesh. Sorry
I would love a big mechanical Palia spider so much
I HAVE ONE!
Are the other Aceās gone
maybe
I love playing canasta, rummy and sorts. This is like that. Makes my tism heart happies
DeeJay we are having an Invacesion
Definitely

Okie I put out a request!
How do you unpicked people
UN POSSESS
So who is the real Ace then XD
The aces must have gotten confused on their way to Denmark
Oh my god I want all the piksii
Hey! š
We just donāt know
I'm the tired one that needs a coma
It's time for our chapaas to investigate then
@hard olive TYSM!! š
@covert kite help thereās identity theft happening
Investichapaa
I just ran past some people trying to catch a bug, so I joined. 1 sneaky smoke bomb later and I have a star quality rainbow tip butterfly. What is actual life
Put a pea under each Ace Demon and shuffle them around. The one sitting on the pea is the read deal
READ DEAL

no theft here
I never got to friend you, so I'm not sure you're ... you :P

hotpot, but all the card suites are all aces
I keep seeing āace demon is typingā
Hey! I -just- learned all the card names! :P
And itās not me
Are you sure
..what does your name say
I personally am going to start calling dari cloves "blob with feet" (i think thats what someone else called it here just a bit ago)
What's a read deal
Ace Demon jk
Good one!
it says taiyaki
Itās similar to a real deal

But you have to read it
Perhaps I have to be dispelled, ever since I manifested as an Ace Demon my WiFi has gone awry. Farewell everyone, the OG is leaving š
Cinna do you speak Japanese??
Iām still here asdhhdad
omg my wifi is good again
I studied it for many years but am way out of practice. I can still read some, and I understand a lot of spoken Japanese ... I'm kinda like a toddler now with fine motor control 
well done!
o.o
The RNGods look favorably on you, on this day, Bambi! Remember this
Magic Miracle
š«“ š š āļøāļøš¬ļø
Ohh I am getting Cinna lore
New cinna lore unlocked! indeed
-is in shock-
were you fishing by yourself, Bambi?
When will the next chapter be released
Oh no. Our power just went out. I'm gonna be so mad if I lost my shimmerfins. (I fast traveled to mirror lake after and caught a couple bugs, so hopefully the fish got saved)
yea
You know I always considered us best friend
wow thats extra lucky...but wait, that means,...no witnesses 
I hope they eventually add two-story homes
But what new quests will follow from this new lore
Ever since you caught that fish

I want to perfectly replicate Kilima Inn
lmao xD
NABOOMA GETS IT WHY NOT ME
oh nooo! are you having bad weather?
i think i got all the epic fish now
Within your home you mean?
Whatās your fishing level bestie
Yes
Omg I just fast traveled to the market and I'm suddenly 1st person pov
gonna need a bigger chandelier 
I thought it was just a little rain and some infrequent distant lightning, but I guess it was enough.
17 Dx
I'm invisible
I'm late but hi that's illegal 
We never know where Mothman is
Thunder and lightning? Do you live near me?
the RNG has been kind to me
Mothman doesn't even know where mothman is now
oh dang! we are supposed to be getting weather ā¢ļø tomorrow and I'm not looking forward to it 
Steal Zeki coins
GTA?
Lost in the sauce
I guess you do.
I wish
Grand Theft Auto?
i caught void ray on first try in temple, the golsfish on like 3rd try
Toronto
Mothman is the night
but the kilima ray gave me trouble
š That's the test.
I have GTA in my Canada notes
Tis storming where I am on and off today. I just keep hoping my internet doesn't die lol
Ooo someone just fished up an ancient fishie at the market
What about Rupert's Land? Do you have that in your Canada notes?
i bet the insects will kill me though...
I forgot to ask if you have "maple syrup poured onto a stick in snow" on your list the last time it came up.
GTA = Grand Theft Ace, which is what this chat has become
Omg I'm dying being invisible with my fishing pole. It looks like those bad VR games š¤£š¤£šš
I have heard of that
oooh. That's yummy but not enough snow this year.
Yay! Yeah, I stressed about that for months tbh. I'm glad you got it tho!
are you invisibte to teh people around you too, or do they see you as flying? lol
If you think about it, maybe Ace Demon isn't a person.. but an experience
Have we even seen him? Witnessed him? Heard him?
I think Ace Demon is a metaphor everyone
I have no idea but I do know my fishing pole is defaulting at being sideways so I have no idea which direction I'm casting in rofl
a way of thinking even
sideways 
A mood perhaps
Precisely!
It just does what it wants rofl I'm cursed with fishing at the market
Okay folks I need some recommendations. I love lemon sandwich cookies, but the brand I used to munch on isn't making them anymore. Hit me with your fave lemon cookies!
I hear whispers in the wind...

panera
Bread?!
Requiescat in pace
I.. like the Oreo ones 
the girl scouts ones 
Almost everyone is invisible for me too now that I'm looking around haha
My phone said this was Romanian
What have you done
I'd agree but I like the birthday cake ones more, so much more that I had to ban them from the house because I become an uncontrollable cookie monster once they hit the threshold
Nothing.... š
Romanian is a Latin-derived language. The more you know!
Great now I wanna go play assassin's creed
Today I learned

Why?
just like froggy bucket
Icecream machine broke
last time I opened my skull all I found were rocks, dust, and a few cobwebs =_=
Because that's what Ezio says in his game set of the series after plot point assassinations.
Haunted Fairgrounds
This sounds like a T shirt design LOL
Ooooh, I just know a bit of Latin
Someone in game told me the update won't happen til a couple weeks is this true?
It is currently unknown when the update is happening.
Wait wait what kind of rock
We've not been given a timeline yet from S6 so i would classify that as 'untrue'
We just donāt know
it's red and shiney
PHEW! Shimmerfins intact. Guess I'll go drop the one off while... wait. How do I make sure it takes the unstarred and let's me keep the sq ones?
Snopes says it's false
and there's a yellow star attached to it
I thought it just happened due to the Palia status channel
Okay thank you
Shiny pebble?
I wish I had some ice cream T-T
ruby
Wait, IT'S A GARNET
Put your star one in lockbox
:P

where can i get recipie for trout dinner?
they will post in #š¢āpalia-news or possibly #š¢āpalia-status when they have a new date/time for the patch 
I meant without going back home, but if I gotta, I gotta.
Itās found in ||Einarās cave||
ty
the pebble museum
I display mine like a 30 yr old suburban house wife
What are you using it for if it's a gift you just select the non star one from inventory
Also the thunder is getting worse after the power came back on, how does this make sense.
I have a bookshelf for my starred starstones.
The Temple bundle. I won't risk it, shimmerfins are too pretty.
it got recharged
Nice, I have a moonstruck shelf crammed into my witchy corner and it's stuffed with gems

I wanna play Palia but I have a presentation in English tomorrow and I need to prepare it
Now itās bothering me that theyāre not roygbiv
That's the bookshelf I use for mine too lol
make your presentation on palia
mousy
Hi mousy
Witchy clothes when s6, I need them for reasons
Not to brag, but I have a whole desk and a night stand with starred ones. Missing onyx and Ruby only I think š¤

They're so pretty š
mousy
I've got all but ruby, and sooooooo many citrines and garnets
Who is moist really
Love crystals
MOUSY


Ace claims they can spell
YOU READ IT DIDNT YOU
Ace turn off auto correct, lets see what you're really made of 
THOSE WERE WORDS
What a moment to peek back in. 
Autocorrect is my worst enemy but also my best friend 
hiya Mystic!
Oh good job! Yeah garnets represents 50% of all the crystals! Decided today I'm going to sell further garnets I get from now on.
I have relied on it for far too long
Hiya! š Happy Tuesday.

I'm making a pile for my dragon plush to lounge on :3c true dragon hours
LOL
Coming soon to Palia: JAWS
Lawyer I can explain
Goose, Ace is at it again
Best use of that
Howell stole my identity earlier
false, insufficient evidence
Rats
And you probably will again. and again. and again. Because odds. š¦
Good luck though.
You do not farm for fish plush, fish plush comes to you when you are ready to recieve it.
wait the ancient fish plush?
I've been ready
anyone else stuck on "cleaning up temporary install files..." loading screen?
I wish they'd tell us whether to expect the patch to be few hours later or days ^^"
I'm gonna have so much paperwork
Like Thor with mjolnir
I would assume they'll give a warning. Maybe like 24 hours? Maybe more.
thank you
Reverse psychology it. Tell it you don't want it
Yeah, I guess so, too
yeah maybe this is the way
The real patch was the friends we made along the way
I don't know if here is a good place to bring it up but...does anyone know if we need to stock pile soy sauce? Or is it going to be available at Zeki's after the update for the recipes?
Merry Christmas everyone
I AM THIGH DEEP IN SOY SAUCE, I don't trust no fool
not again didn't we already have the hondadays
Bro, I just saw pics of the inside of Auniās treehouse. Iām very kindly demanding a tree house,
Supposedly will be in the general store. Supposedly. Never know what sort of buggy surprises await us this patch.
Someone else is typing for Ace
HOW MUCH SOY SAUCE IS THIGH DESP
DEEP
That's a lot of soy sauce
I was about to talk about soy sauce but I don't want to get hate crimed again.
25 gallons.
600+ bottles
Same, irl and in game
when you dream of the saltiness
Lol
Wait what
I want a copy of that treehouse for my plot so bad, empty on the inside though, to decorate ourselves, of course.
YoU nEvEr KnOw WhEn YoU'lL nEeD iT
Like I said- nicely demanding it. š³š„
I need to make some chaotic stickers and emoji of my own
emoji of ace
I want the pyramids of Giza for my plot
I want a donation box
Can we have a log cabin chapaas?

I want more wooden sernuks
For our log cabin sernuks-
We have metal chapaas
you mean a wood cutter? jk
raises hand Hi I would like to be able to terraform, raise and lower terrain and add streams
I just want more yard stuff in general. Treehouse, more farm plots, a barn building to chuck all our machines into, more trees, flowers, bushes, pathways.
and bonus points if we get to manipulate the terrain and raise a few little mounds or sink another small pond. That yard is massive and so flat.
I would like a Bentley (since we're aksing for stuff) \o
Maybe in 2034
If ACNH can do it, Palia can too
I want motivation
we even have fullmetal chapaas
Absolutely! Thatās why Iāve been making fake patches, updates. Lmfaoo
I want to craft multiple things in ACNH 
what if the patch is pirates
Crafting one by one is not fun
Pirate romance asghsgh
iām ready for a sea adventure
Palia of the Caribbean
I wanna pirate ship
STOP, i dunno what I would do if there was a pirate daddy
pirate mommy, a buff lady with an eyepatch and a swagger










