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Ohhhh
Ah thanks for letting me know šā„ļø
i wonder if there's palia stuff on tumblr
OH YES THERE IS
WAIT
I mean maybe
is Fexel the artist who's also in here?
Idk about tumblr but I know there is a reddit community
I forget who it is
The game's recipes have a particular order in which they want you to make them, so if it autoselects an ingredient for you, it means it wants you to prep/make that first. If you're in a party, then it helps to coordinate whose roles are what so that you don't end up wasting ingredients/having duplicate roles. 
And Pinterest
omg the memes
yesss that's who I was thinking of
oohh
I will be bug lure ready after I eat, @hard olive
Okays! Whenever you are ready. Iām gonna go fishing for a bit. I have 400 glow worms Andy numbers are growing
AND MY
400?? Wow
i got like 500? but i havent fished in a while
What does everyone put in the glow worm bin
I have a whole two worms right now
Blueberry jam and pickled tato
i only got 1 farm, but i throw my extra hunting meat in there or some extra meals if i wasnt using them
Two farms doing pickled corn. Gets 2 worms each time. So 4 worms an hour.
Right now I just put some pickled corn in there. Usually extra meat or mushrooms
Pickled corn is the lowest food item to get 2 worms.
the non-epic/legendary fish I catch that I don't want - I do it to scare the others
I use mine mostly for fertilizer, so I out wheat in a lot

Not a lot of worms but you get a lot of harvest boost
Oh good idea. Maybe this will keep the common fish away from me
Pickled carrots or rice
Why can't Win-slows tell me it's going to luck up my machine and force an update on me, before I open Palia? 
cuz it likes to cause havoc
Where am I supposed to get Chapaa Onigiri?
It was an old event recipe and can't get it right now
You could possibly find someone that has the recipe willing to cook with you but I don't have it
Would you be able to learn the recipe by cooking it with someone?
if only
You don't learn it, but you can get the item.
No but you would get some of the actual items
There's a whole channel for that? Awesome!
That would be cool but that would make things way too easy.
Lol. Palia just told me there were 14 million Palians ahead of me, then it dropped to 4 
It just crashed for me
They could just do it for the recipes that arenāt always available in case we missed them
Speaking of recipes where do you get the trout dinner recipe from
They did say they will eventually be available again from what remember
yeah, by that logic they could fix all sorts of bugs though
I wonder if there was a server crash/reset, exactly at the time my Windows was updating? That'd be a heck of a coinkidink
Tbh idr
I'm in bed so idk
i just logged on fine
You get it from Einar's cave https://palia.wiki.gg/wiki/Trout_Dinner
I put mushrooms, sweet leaves, meat, and sometimes potatoes/tomatoes
Ok time to become besties with Einar
Why was that not your first move?
Heās the best
Reth was my first move
Fair enough honestly
It feels like they should make it so that no one ever requests seasonal food, but I feel like that is no more work than fixing a fair few bugs.
I think Iām level 2 with Einar right now
Uhhh, does anyone else suddenly have more foliage playing on switch?? Looks more like how it does on PC. My wife is also playing on switch and doesn't have the same.
You can always just give something else though. Most people have some easy liked gifts.
Does anyone know how to get fruits?
I only play hotpot alone. Sometimes, it takes a few tries, before I manage. The 1 and a half minuted wait is bad, for me. This time, someone joined with 1 second left. Blergh
Zeki or Nai'o friendship quests will give you apple or blueberry seeds
You can also get them from Badruu once you unlock his guild shop but it's easier to get them from Zeki and Nai'o
So if you leveled Zeki/Naiāo up before you unlocked the berries would you still get the seeds? Probably a dumb question
Ohh, I see. Tyyy!!
Iām having trouble too, stuck on loading with ā32 Palians ahead of meā but the number isnāt dropping, sadge
server crash? 200+ palians still ahead of me
They're all playing hotpot, and don't realize the door is open
Why do the tomatoes and apples look so similar. I just used apples instead of tomatoes
I've got 129 palians ahead of me
It would not hurt my feelings if they used š , instead
I had a hundred and somethin ahead of me and now it's down to 40
The green ones make the best pies anyway
That would be nicer
They naturally break down, bringing out the sugars, to mix with the tartness. So yummy
My number hasn't gone down at all š
mmm. apple soup
Hmm... wondering if it'll be worth it to possibly cause myself emotional turmoil by attempting to play palia tn
Ugghh nothing but three players hot pots all night! What is this madness
Yum my favorite
adfk. i am so ready to throw in the towel on this butterfly. lost it agaaaainnn cause ppl running around it before i can make it to where it is across the field, equip my smoke bombs, then change to the right one ;_;
Is that a chapaa turtleā¦
Hi guys! Just want to let you all know that the team is already aware of the server issue (long queue) and they are already looking into this. š«”
Don't look at me. I only play hotpot alone š¤·š½
churble
it must be because the ones wwho are trying to get to the market are on an very long queue
Reading the words "apple soup" made my brain scream THERE SHOULD BE CURRIES IN THE GAME for some reason
maybe because some japanese curries use apples
Oooh gotcha!
145 palians ahead of me
It's GreenTapaaa! 
Amazing
Cheering you on from the side lines!
We need to play with our other sibling
in the queue

So are we all here because of the long wait times?
I'm here because I play Palia
248 Palians ahead of me š„ŗ
Hopefully it gets better soon I need me some comfy escapism
im about 1 more frightened butterfly away from quitting rofl
I just got off of palia Iāve been playing for several hours and Iām tired
I'm here because it crashed and I took that as a sign to quit for the day haha
That the only reason š„ŗ
I have mine saved in my locked storage along with a backup bc I'm scared I won't have it when I actually get the bundles 
I havenāt been kicked yet but the lag in game is whoa
We are all here because of friendship š„¹
Oop I just got let in I think
I wasnāt having any problems with lag or wait times. Maybe I was just lucky tonight
And vibes
Just let me in too, right after 3am š
someone has probably said this already, but if we get 600k on the wishlists what if we got one of each size lol
The love we were looking for was long queues, all along š«¶š½
Wow my neuropathy is so bad tonight I had to get out my toeless nuero socks
I'd rather have Cottonbean and Butterball
The Chapaas were able to get to the servers again š„²
Sugarfoot plush when
I blame the Chapaas! 
All I'm saying is, it would be nice to get our top prize for it, and also all the ones before it too 𤣠I wanna hide
on all my plots
Understandable. Iām on hassianās side
Imma sleepy before I sleep post random stickers

ILY guys. Will water your crops soon ā„ļø
if i donāt draw jel i think i might evaporate 
About to attempt a jump back to my home plot š¤š»
I've no idea how Chpaa Chase maths work. The other day, I caught a single Chapaa, and got 180 š§§ . Another time, I caught 8 or 9, and only got 80 tix
Maybe it depends on how many everyone caught as a group
so this is how they were able to get to our servers! 
I want them all lined up like a nesting doll army with increasing threatening aura as they get bigger and bigger
Frogbert nesting dolls
It does, I think. Because there've been times when I was playing hotpot during the chapaa chase and still got like 200+ tickets.
Servers seem okay now?
Imagine you have all your frogberts nested, and then someone comes onto your plot and takes em all out and hides em everywhere 
Chapaas with rare hats are worth more (this is not true, but I've decided to lean into the misinformation)
I actually am a little nervous about Frogbert's ultimate size/form. 
āThis isnāt even my final formā
I'm crying, right now. Standing in my garden, ta 6 am. 30+ š all ripened, at once. The Tomato Chorus ā¢ļø was just beautiful š
You have the most wonder ign/user. Do you enjoy the restaurant called the greene turtle lol. They have some fire crab dip if you havenāt been š®āšØ
idk what youāre talking about that looks like a normal human to me
Every time a new user joins Palia frogbert gets larger
any suggestions to how much soy sauce i should be hoarding
I think the soy sauce should be available at Zeki's general store post event. 
Until its the size of kilima itself
Kilima is frogbert
I love their logo! 
Which I would be okay with
But if you want to use your tickets on the soy sauces now, that's not a bad idea. That way you can save your gold on other things.
@hard olive lets catch some buggos
If we have extra luna tickets at the end of the festival, do they convert into gacha coins
well i hope it will be because i think i am stopping at 48 and all these recipes need soy sauce
Iām growing to hate the music. I would 100% be vegan if plants screamed at me every time they were ripe.
Frogzilla ... No! Frogthulhu! 
Maybe the extra tickets will turn into soy sauce
i was worried i should keep an apocalyptic amount on deck lest it not be available for a year
Frogbert bounce house
Iām not planning on hoarding soy sauce
I dunno. Kinda helps my ADHD remember to do my chores, if only to shut them up
Yeah I think I bought 20 for now. 
I liked it at first. Iād be singing that one Quest for Camelot song. āI know the sound of each rock and stoneā. And now Iām just like āyou hush nowā
I've also been using my remaining tickets to get more of those lantern fireworks. 
omg i got two new makeshift items
Nice 
trying to decide if i wanna play palia for a bit or go to sleep early 
sleep early the new patch isn't out yet
i took 3 days off hot pot so i will be playing hot pot tonight š
Hmm, I think you should go to sleep by playing Palia. 
āApocalyptic amountā of soy sauce 
so sleep for two days ok
lol
I CAUGHT THE UNICORN FISH
honestly yes lmao
OH SNAP
omgggg grats 
now time to request a non star one lol
or catch another
At what level do we get the fish tanks?
They're automatic. Simply place a ā fish
i think iāll do my garden and then head to bed 
Oh! Thank you
I still have to get my toddler to sleep before I can make palia choices. Maybe the servers will sober up by then
Iāve been trying to figure this out for WEEKS and sure enough that worked š thank you! I feel silly
My daughter is doing backbends instead of getting ready for bed
lol
to be fair she's gonna be lying down a long time might as well get some exercise in
Don't sweat it. Several Palian things are less than intuitive
āSomeā sheās been doing this all day 
then she deserves her rest lol
And climbing up the walls like spiderman
I'd rather that over running around aimlessly screaming
Spiderkid!
I have experienced this when she was a toddler. Toddlers are so chaotic 
I taught mine how to climb the walls
now they all do it
I'm just jealous of her flexibilty. Your very statement made my back twinge 
livin her best life
Iām also pretty flexible
I think I might be hypermobile š
As someone who is extremely inflexible. People who are flexible amaze me.
Is this bad
Not ābadā afdhfhdhs but you know what I mean. Concerning?
Maybe concerning is a better word
it can be because you can bend ways most cant and it causes pain
i used to be when i was younger but not any more 
I could just be double jointed idk
when I first started playing guitar someone asked if I was double jointed
Iām not as flexible as I was, but I can still put my foot behind my head
Iāve never been flexible
Just had someone in a server repeatedly send me party invites then posting a repeating sentence in chat, in Japanese (I don't read it understand Japanese)
I've screen capped it, but so frustrated with not being able to copy so I can translate what they say.
Eventually i was apparently actually added to party(not from my end) then removed from party.
Had to quit game because someone rang our doorbell, before I could investigate, or block
I'm also clumsy so it's doubly not fun š
omg someone in this server chat just called someone Momo instantly thought of Ace
i wish i had half as easy as a time catching this stupid butterfly as i do the jewelwing dragonfly. alas.
Jun why that reaction to the foot behind my head 
I can't even do that š
OPPOSITE PROBLEM
at least I haven't tried
that's why you two make the perfect bug hunting team lol
weeeelll if you would've answered me you too could have caught this jewelwing lol
could maybe do aa bug report about being added to a party when not accepted
I DID NOT GET A PING
but weird
I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO PING ME
Have you had a jewelwing before
I didnāt want to message you because I didnāt want to bother you agdgfhfhah
No
im p sure i pinged you earlier ;_;
Dangit
Technically I got a star one from a quest
I just thought this would be a good time to mention that I have strawbrery pound cake scented lotion that I have on right now.
But I need to catch it because itās THE LAST bug I need to catch
Okay lemme check
ive got non starred ones i can gift you does that count
My daughter got me that for valentines day 
i need the spray


I hab that too, and the bath bomb and the shower gel
She got the whole set, it was so sweet. Made her dad get it for me 
I think I need to catch it
I have TWO rainbow butterflies and ZERO jewelwing
i see them all the time, you just need to be with me. i have zero rainbow butterfly and like 3 or 4 jewelwing now rofl
Not sure what I was seeing but someone in Bahari climbed up a cliff and then barrel rolled across the floor. 
I have one rainbow butterfly
Where are jeweleimg? Bahari near water right?
can you request it? and see if it'll count it? i have it to spare rofl
Jewelwing
Iāll try
Top of Pavel Mine entrance C:
in bahari but not near water
But I still want to catch it lol
I'll keep an eye out for it. I haven't been paying attention tbh
i find it most times in the am/a little after noon time but their anytime bugs
I really want a fairy mantis but Iāve never even seen one
i see those all the time in bahari fields near bluffs area
Iāll have to check there then
in pav mines trying to catch that void ray and 5:46pm rols around and poof, server kick weepscan maji please end faster

Is someone having troubles with entering the game?
Ah yes, just as the oracle predicted, thy who ignores the body's demands, shall endure the curse that comes as consequences [Been playing a bit and I haven't eaten/drink]
oh okay, thanks!
sounds like a snack break 
Should I download this game in 2024?
can i get delaila's sweet treats as quality
Download it Wednesday
Well- it's 4am, so yesh
Ok I will download this Wednesday at 1 pm est
no, jewelwing r by the top pavel mine entrance
no download i 2023
6 am lesgo

yup
Why are there so many people rn like usually it says less than 10 people ahead of me and right now itās hundredsš
251 palians in front of me. Not seeing any status updates
market ending in 2 days is why
i thought someone was in my plot but it was my kitsuu 
irl
I see
I believe one of the mods mentioned that S6 is aware of the long queues, and are likely working on some potential update/post soon in the Info & Updates channel. 
Oh sweet
Since it's the weekend though, we may or may not get a notice in the status channel. We'll see. 
There was one, for something else, earlier, today. However, it is now 8 pm in California (Where I believe most of them live/work?), so maybe not
Yeesh. Why do I have 174 corals? š
Long walks on the beach
Indeed. So far, I'm >2,100 oysters shucked, and still no Smooth Shiny Pebble
I stupidly sold all of my coral
Smooth shiny brain 
I can gift you some
Itās fine I donāt need any right now but later I probably will. Plus I like foraging for it
Ty though
New player advice? I started today and I have the hang of it pretty much but whatever you can offer would be lovely!
What is the maximum number of friends in the game?
@delicate granite is it too late for bug hunting 
no ive got a few before the mini human demands bedtime
im just running in loops rn lol
Hey and welcome!! 
#š£āpalia-newbies is a pretty great place to start, but you'll probably find what suits you best by customizing your server channels through id:browse and id:customize.
#š£āpalia-newbies message this post is good :)
I started to gather coral, 'coz I thought I'd need a lot more Dowsing Rods than I do. Now, though, they're a by-product of oyster hunting. Same as the 90 white and 30 green pearls I sold, last night
What is the maximum number of friends in the game?
All of them
supposedly 100
also if anything specific donāt be afraid to ask !
thatās it? boo
i think so but they might have changed it since people couldn't add others
ummm whats the easiest item to grind harvest boost fert ?
Im a broke B but I just bought the last bag upgrade š
trying to decide where iām gonna put the grill and my bbq area doesnāt have room maybe 
ooh i have the perfect spot for the grill now that I think about it
I will be once i buy it šš
Thank you @worldly ore and @round obsidian I missed that channel!
There is a gold cap which is 300k, and your renown caps at 1K so be sure to spend it. They can be spent at the dragon shrine to increase focus total, and pheonix one to increase focus bonus %. Also for writ to expand/unlock your housing plot. Your focus goes up to 1,000 and focus bonus goes up to 100%. Thereās also a cap on how many items you can have at your plot, which I believe is 3k but will have to double check

Wish we were able to pet our pets lol.
Same
I want to pet the ormuus
Has anyone experienced this: friend and I are trying to hunt proudhorned sernuk and can hear them teleporting but can not see them at all
We used a hunters horn too
they get stuck in walls or rocks sometimes
The sernuk is likely stuck/glitched in a cliff or nearby hill. 
peki pls
Aw dang š well thank you!
Okays! I got the honey lure
woo! idr how to server sync
just dont try to say buzzy jar pls.
Well to be fair the bugs are pretty big
the amount of times I face palm because of autocorrect
big catching 
I still haven't recovered from buzzy jar 
Get mena to sell you one
omg Ace remember when I didn't recognize you because pfp
Please no 
Yes I remember 
whole jar?!
Me neither 
can you spare one?
||hole jar||
Not these types of hard trust me
TYPES IF JARS
AHFHFHS
@steady drift ace wants a new pfp ā¼ļø
YOURE MAKING IT WORSE

HARD š
AHAHAHAH
WHAT DID I COME BACK TO
buzzy jars

I never use the octonaut but patching utensils.... is that bad lol
AUTOCORRECT I SAID i never use the paid bug catching ITEMS
you're the second person to make this typo 
omg I was so confused
dude my autocorrect is something else
I love loaf chapaa
Saltyy I tried to invite you to my server
I want to thank all of the mates who answered my questions when I needed help because of all of you I finally just completed all the bundles 
i was trying to show my husband the stickerlol its my fave
Well my party, but accidentally invited someone else
i accepted the party invite
Woo! Congrats!
My wife. š
I thought you were talkin bout a diecord server i was SO confused
AUTOCORRECT AGAIN
LOL YES
omg
Please stick around we can be chaotic together with our autocorrect
are you in bahari or kilima @hard olive
Iām trying to speed replant my apple trees and then head to Bahari
It's a good thing I'm only responsible for one of you guy's publicity 
I haven't even logged onto the game today what am I doing
I need to get monies before the update 
i want to see them notes
@delicate granite do you have smoke candles?
Iits 4 amazing
4am*
i have 1 smoke candle on me
I gotta GOOOO
I EEEE you changed pfps again lol
Okay! Iām gonna activate mine when we start the lure
Man i should stop typinf on my phone. Literally every word autocorrects to an old typo
NIGHTNIGHTT YALLL
Damn and I thought I was bad
I just saw this lol
okays
Teleporting to Bahari
I am rushing
I didnāt even change my outfit
Ace is shape shifting again 
i wont judge you... this time.
if only bc im tired and my meds are trying to kick in rofl
Iām changing into my pokemon trainer outfit as soon as I get there
squints
Every time you change pfps discord goes a lil crazy and isn't sure which one to use 
Shout Paula into the server for good luck
just lmk which area you wanna go to
Iām following youuu
Whyyy itās like Iām possessing myself
Ugh. I want to scream at Maji, "Make the oysters give me the pebble, dragon!" 
yāall be running in circles before ya catch anything at this rate
Well you are a demon 
CRAP I SCARED A DISCO DEER
We love Ace in this household
Eat it
im at the north/top pavel mine entrance rn but idc where we drop it
Time for your daily jog, running Glambi down šš½
lol
did not find raspberry beetle š
jeez ace is zoomin across th is map
thatās gonna be one of the last bugs iād find for sure
The star raspberry beetle is one of the last star bugs I need and I cannot for the life of me get it
same and the duskwing
lmaoo your name
omg i just saw
Shhhhhh
WHY ARE TOY SHOOTIJG AT ME
What happened to the right shoe
You don't wanna know

idk but now i cant see you rofl

omg I'm in y'all's server
I AM GOING TO RAGE WUIT
ace needs help!
OMG I MADE IT
im friggin dying
Probably pretty hard to climb when ur missing a shoe
thank you shoe
Np
look at you, climbin


have you never been up there?
lol
Why climb
Simply ascend
jewel only spawns up there
I always check up there when I run by
You never know
same then i drop down and do a little run to hideaway cuz iāve seen a rainbow at 10am before
Jonth do you have a smoke candle
oh i should prob leave then
Request Iāll give you one
I can give some of those too only if you want of course
Has anyone received the young silverwing nest on their home plot?
I had to go back to the night temple to receive
is anyone else having trouble getting into Palia? Been on loading screen for almost 5 mins now
yes it's a known issue
Yes. It's a known issue. They're working on it
ah got it, thanks š
i ran out of regular smoke bombs rofl @hard olive ive been yeeting the green ones
i went into the mines but im gonna try and catch another blue marlin
Ive spent 4 irl days trying to catch the giant Kilima ray, just hooked it and lost it. Iām so sick yāall ššš
omg i didnt even notice
@median ember I have the nest. Had it for days. Been waiting for the silverwing to show up. Never had
i need to go to bed 
oh nooo that is the worst!
Okays! Did you get the achievement?
i lost the unicorn fish twice before catching it
i did! ty!
Oh! Now I understand. Did you check the nest was empty? Maybe you have loot?
I feel your pain I feel your pain
Ik it scares easily. But i physically reload the plot to see if it will ever show up. It never did
Are you at the coast?
Iām wearing my big catching outfit
yea
I'm at coral shores
I have my kinda far from my house. It shows at 11. Then it flies off and I have loot
did you get the jewelwing?
Wasn't sure if it was a bug or what. Cuz the nest been there.. its between my house and my gazebo in the trees. Plenty far away for when i load the plot. Nothing in the nest
That seems buggy. I would submit a ticket and see what they say
I understand it's a known issue but has there been any known workarounds for getting into the game when stuck on the loading screen? Relogging didn't do anything either. My game's been totally fine until now too ;w;
I'd get on switch and keep playing but meds say no

sometimes they spawn at groves i need to look for it
You'll get it eventually 
I got 1 of mine today at Grove
Grove just spawned somewhere
i heard it it might be at the mines
Windy ruins or Pavel probs
im heading that way now
dammit i juts saw a jewelwing at the mines
grove wasnt there though
could someone help me with a vpn? so that i could join cake parties from eu? there doesnt seem to be any for eu that often
i'm wondering if theres a free vpn that someones using? since i can't really afford a paid one

Planet VPN is okay, not sure how good your connection will be
ah okay, too bad that they added those region restrictions
Itās a bug, not intended
ahhh i see, hope they fix it soon then
Jun you waved to me and I just fell off the cliff shfgfhsh
Hoping and praying to Maji and Embra that the big fixes include cooking
Because I've tried to make lucky fish so many times and it keeps glitching me out
ARE YOU FREAKIJG KSSING ME
almost like i pushed you
Ace how often you changin your pfpš

long live the king
LMFAO
I believe there is also protonvpn that's free? The folks at #š»ātech-help might be able to help you out more! I see them talk about Vpns and such pretty often.
I gave a warning lol
I only came to the grove to find the bug here. It was not here. This bug hates me istg
Smh my head ghosted
I swear if you just stay on top of the mines you'll find it
or if you keep looping around
Why am I find pal. I am not wearing my mining outfit
just came here to say palia still has a lower player count than pre cake party nerf
Finally
Hodari just gave me an egg š
What a romantic
it wasn't even cooked...
I didn't see you before 
I sent you a goos
what did you do to deserve that 
I told him I skip breakfast š

Hofather wants you to have a nutritious breakfast
Nitric
nutrickchus
eat the egg raw jun! (please donāt eat the egg raw)
NEW TRISH US
i can come back with a buzzy jar i need to dump out my bag
Nutritious 
i typed juzzy bar....
Ace I have a proposition for you
I am putting my entire buzzy into finding this bug
I am scared. Go on
KJAHFKJS
The new monthly theme just dropped, how about you finish your demon Jel and make it a crossover with like helluva boss or something >:)
Whatās the monthly theme?
My lawyer saying ānoā
Already?? I never even got to finish this month's 
To the buzzy
Unmute role mentions maybe xD
My lawyer said I can't come out to play
ITS NOT MUTED
Meep
Winterrrrrrrrr
Winter!
āCraziest crossoverā
Spring is next month! Woooo! That is my theme
Yo winterscribe

Lex!
I am returning with bug gear
Iām in shambles
Jun Jun.... why did you req a unicorn fish
because I caught a starred one and I don't want to donate it š¼
āTau as a muppetā LOL
I am so tempted to sketch Jel as a someone from Marvel
On my knees begging
Jel as Loki could would absolutely destroy me
Jeloki

Sobbing
Okay fine Iāll do it for the power of gay
Jel: KNEEL!
Yāall need the hose in here cause you look thirsty 



Whereās Tab Cthulhu to remind us to hydrate

If youāre hanging out with my in Bahari right now
Do not scroll up
Iām talking to the Martian
Iām hanging out with a Martian I swear Iām not lying
howād you find one in bahari
NAUR THEY FOUND IT
who
Indeed
the Mario
THE MARTIAN
mamma mia!
Mario? 
when are they gonna fully release this game? before or after they shut down servers for good?
Maybe end of year?
THE NAME CHANGE
š

Better than the alternative lol
Now how will we know when the event ends?? 
š
Jonth the 6th2 I think
i want new pfp too
Lawyer can you please tell the Martian that Iām nor@al
NORMAL
so nor@al
Is the Martian in the room with us
Y a l l I just had installment three of my ongoing Hassian getting his wires crossed around Reth dream
Recap for those who missed one and two: my PC is dating reth and Hassian. Hassian in a fit of logic decided best way to keep me happy was to make sure Reth was happy. He has been giving Reth gifts and defending him around the village
I am laughing so much agdhfhsh the Martian was just here!
Okay can Jel make so emerald green clothing and gold antlers

Important question
In the dream do they look like real people or are they in video game form

Video game form. Except I think they have like. Pointier teeth. And possibly tails

Oooh! 
Okay so Iām not a furry but
So anyway, in part three, Hassian has decided: "you know what, Reth needs new knives"
Palia can you give me some pointy teeth and a tail, for science
So he's forging new knives. Like, really good chef knives
(Side note: good knives are so expensive what the bleep
Hassian blacksmithing
And Sifuu is like: oh who're you making those for?
And Hassian, notably not at all making eye contact, is like: ... Reth
Cue Sifuu making the logical conclusion that Hassian likes Reth. Cue her telling me, cue me once again on the floor laughing my lungs out
Anyway Hassian, now slightly flustered, gives Reth the knives. Reth almost had a stroke. Chayne and Ashura just watched it go down like: awe the boys are getting along
My dreams are never this detailed
mousy
My dreams are always fabulously strange and detailed.
Course I always need to type em out really quick
this is unrelated but does anyone else get like, mad anxiety about time sensitive events lmao
like, i can't possibly buy every item at the market and I've already bought the ones I want but the hoarder brain in me is saying "but what if you need one of these things in the future and can't get it" but since I don't know which I will need in this vague "future" i do not know which to prioritize and then i just melt into a puddle and cry
or is this just me being a bit mental lol
Have they fix the problem with the eye of the storm quest?
Next patch. Tuesday i think
i used to be like that in another game before it shut down, so now i just play for the moment, itās good to rmember the markets are āyearlyā things and will always be back as long as the game continues to be
Jel shrine almost complete
I have a friend who canāt play Stardew because of the in-game clock.
theres been a constant stream of bugs for years now, dont ever expect this game to not be chocked full of issues lmao
noice 
that's a mood
Iāve bought no less than 40 makeshift chapaa planters
to be fair they are extremely cute
When I came back after the island was added I installed a mod that let me stop time so I could see more stuff.
Why does badruu sleep in the barn? š
Delilah snores?
He sings the Ormuus - and himself - to sleep
aww 
I can't either without the mod that lets you pause time that Tuulikki mentioned. the days are too short for me, I think too slowly and get stressed out about the time passing
Thats more than fair. Thank goodness for mods.
I used to play HM/SoS games as a kid with no problems lol I guess it's just an age thing in my case. but yeah, I feel for your friend
Totally feel you on this. I love Stardew though regardless.
friendly reminder stardew was developed by 1 person and not a team and still has less bugs and issues than palia
does anyone know what jina's second loved item is ?
I still get to enjoy it with the mod luckily! I'm actually ready to replay it sometime after the update 
Haha good point. We love concernedape. Heās from my hometown!
Totally. Same for me with PVP games. I used to love them but now theyāre really frustrating.
ME TOO. It should be any time nowā¦.
anyone having issues connecting? Games says 87 ahead and its stuck
I canāt get in either
Thought it was cuz I changed the language but I changed it back and it still isnāt working
Also the new patch looks super cool!
new patch = new bugs
Yuhp I had 180+
if you're trying to load into the maji market, that's probably why. if not uh... idk
True but still
Funny enough, I get treated better in pvp games than I do in some servers here lol
Nope just the game
I got in to market tho, just gotta wait
accurate depending on the game lmao
I want to get the wish tree since I only need one more wish but I canāt get in š
@covert kite THE NAME CHANGE 
Look at Tableleg
Hi all, not sure if this is the right place to ask this! But I was wondering if anyone has any idea what will happen to unused lucky tickets at the end of the festival?
check your in game news
Destiny 2 is what I mainly play
Which is notorious for either being really nice or really toxic
I know theyāre giving one away which is nice
I'm heckin confused
Iām sorry youāve had to deal with that 
Meh
Let's me practice creative insults
Or just insulting their mother
That works too
what time on the 25th does the event end
I think it ends on the 27th
My partner and I also can't get into the game with over 150 palians ahead of us
keep trying, every time I've had this problem logging in during the last 24hr it finally lets me through around 7 minutes after the hour (same time maji market ends
coincidence?
)
oh nice! I wasnt sure cause the twitch drops said 25th

It ends on the 27th with the new patch release š
awesome thanks! i was trying to panic log in to get more tickets and couldnt get in haha
I just logged out š but itās 10 o clock so I think Iāll just try in the morning lol
lol no worries, if it happens then as well, try to do it when maji market is closed if possible. not kidding it was the only time I was able to get in earlier
Yikes š
The team does know there's some wonky queue stuff going on but no updates or status info regarding it
ye it's got a lengthy wait to get in now bc only 2 days left
I'm waiting until the last day to just show up and spend the last of my tickets
I haven't been on in like a week
It's like the Market knows its days are numbered
I popped on to spend my tickets like right before the queue went insane
I am looking forward to the new patch . . . 250 bug fixes alone is worth it.
all I buy is the lanterns from Hodari
Im... just hoping I get back in time to get my wishes rofl
I'm wondering if the earth temple will be quietly released
OH! LUCKY BOX GAVE ME BEE PLUSHIE

do people know is me
I do Jun Jun
Jonth
Oh come on don't be salty over my bee š
Why do you still have this name
LMAO give back the shoe
I could never. Not with you. Your bee is my celebration too
It's not new?! Damn I tagged Gooses in it thinking it was a new name
Itās new-ish
Okie!
you can come snuggle bee any time
Yaaaayyy
Paula
dont forget the extra 200 they add
Too many buzzy jars.
PAILA
Lalia is Paula's sister
Swype is evil
Cinna!
I was gonna say - Palia is getting spicy. Naiāo asked me for a kiss on the cheek
this makes me giggle every time
ok i fixed it
Iām crying right now just watching the chaos
that would be funny about the temple but more important congrats on the beee!
ooh beeeeeee
Hi how are you!
You're blue againnn
What atrocities I must've committed in a past life to deserve the torture I suffer at the hands of the gold star gossamer veil moth...
I need to post a picture
bleuuu
š©
I hath been summoned-eth 
How I feel about Rainbow tipped butterjerk
omg I read Table Leg so wrong just now........
Butterjerk is right.
Sooo i finds out that tables new name isn't so new so i sorry
I'm good how you!
ugh i need to check the stupid chapaa nest
when the quest requires parkour

I've caught dozens of moths, I swear.. But not a single star..
i was not prepared and i scared my cat laughing
Who go? Me go? Am I posting in the wrong place?
no no no
Oh no I sent something over to discussions
Oh sorry
Good I'm pretty awake right now but it's a bit late for me. To play palia or not to play Palia that is the question 
is it temple of gales
such fun but also 
You look like Jean-Luc Picard
I got scared that I was an idiot again
me a few hrs ago yet here i am in the discord still
WHAT
š±
where!?
android and ios this summer
omgg
THE ICON! HORROR

omg...
Ace... do you need the link to the AI I used to make mine...
My eyes
I went to the kitchen to get a snack and then I got distracted bc I saw a message and then I got distracted again because my dog was looking really cute and then I came back and realized I never even got the snack 
your pfp

This is who I am now
embrace it 
My husband is just hearing me laugh a bunch
"Do you take requests? Please stop."
SECONDED
ACR
ACR
OMG
Plays casette tapes
ACR 
That's the sound you made when you lost all ur hair
Animal crossing: revenge?
Ooooooh cassettes

Animal Crossing: Rescue
I changed my name
Animal Crossing: Renegade
A clown's revenge
Actually, can't remember
ACCURATE
How many acrs is your farm?
Just one @hard olive e
i just made and retrieved a wish while being invisible lmao
Good job
ty
One time, I made a wish and got 2
I've been taking advantage of that so much
I am going to wake up tomorrow and be so confused at my pfp
Bahahahaha
Like last palian night, I dropped off 3 wishes. Waited and boom got all 3 back at the changeover
lmao
Ohh
I probably forgot to pick one up lmao
There's that too
<my brain when I play palia

my brain on Palia š°
yāall just reminded me i got a wish to pick up but iām in bed and switch is dead 
i wish yr switch was alive
2 tomorrow!!
game was never the same since they nerfed the cakes
I napped earlier because my switch died while I was lying down lmao
rip
Tell me of the golden days of cakes
but ima head to sleeps, chat laters 
I am too young in palia to remember
can't tell u the dark days since, games just nerfs and bugs
Strawberries when s6
pls i beg
With my luck, I'd have been flat on my back when I drifted off, and would now have a Switch shaped bruise across my nose
I demands 
I'm waiting for the gummy to gummy so I can sleep 
Yes pls strawberries and also citrus
lemon trees
best we can do is paid cosmetic outfit and new bugs, take it or take it
Orange for me
both
Broccoli plus
I guess I'll take it hands over money
ew
Zeki plzzz start selling cocoa powder
we appreciate your support, more bugs in a month
im gonna rob Zeki
Hot chocolate. Coffee. Tea
not for gold but for lucky coins and plushies
These are not the bugs I paid for
Smash and grab
and then we toss him in the lake
The name change 
I actually saved 1250 from last drop so I will have enough for the cheapest outfit that drops next time, might not even need to get any
please be patient, we're only 5 years into development.
Finally someone notices!

Ace 1 Ace 2
Acr1 acr2
There can only be one Ace
Ace, Bice


I am not the Ace you are looking for
Literally how i fight: give up
I do the thing where I close my eyes and make movies in my mind. Good timezone yall.
night night salty

There are some messed up stickers in some of these groups 

mew
How I live my whole life:
Naiāo just told me I smell nicer than the farm. Or barn? Not sure
Nai'o told me I should stop by the farm... while we were on the farm.
Gotta love those compliments
swoon
Either way you don't smell like poop
He meant the inside farm
He keeps giving me fertilizer instead of pie
Anyone know if they will fix the wind temple bug
Its super bummer not to be able to finish that main questline
expected but we won't know til we see notes or the patch drops
Does he keep his fertilizer next to his pie 
It's a prayer
in the pie
He can't tell the difference anymore. He's nose-blind
Gives new meaning to mud pie
omg
Should we discuss this or
Why not
Footage of me waking up
Makeshift nightstand woot
did Aces new pfp lag the server again cause that image would do it
Trying to break the internet
omg Ace's head is a chia pet
almost thought I was in the wrong chat with these changes

Hmmm should I buy a second 60k dragon plush
Iām getting closer to the gold cap but I donāt need it
Yes
absolutely
I bought two of each plushie
The people have spoken
enable! enable! enable!
I've grown stronger without opposition
LEFT AND RIGHT?!
Left Right by XG
Yoink
WHAT IS HAPPENING
I give up tn
I'm growing stronger
@covert kite lawyer please help
Idek where I was
I'm here
Table Leg confirmed wild chia pet
NAUR WHAT
hi I am law
Gib shoes back, or jail for a million years š«µ
which means Ace has a toupee
Bold of you to assume I won't take over the jail too
actually we are going to auction off of the shoes
Annoying question but is anyone having trouble getting on rn
Shhh donāt tell the paparazzi I actually look like this







