💬│palia-general

[limber hatch]

It will look aful, but I can make an attempt

[low zinc]

The entire Einar cult will be at your feet bowing

[formal trail]

im only tertiarily aware of tumblr n tumblr memes but is einar 'saucy' tumblr man status yet i feel like he'd fit right in

[tropic marlin]

I am setting up a place to do apple and blueberry pie parties. Has someone had experience with hosting these types of parties? Would you be available to answer a few questions?

[acoustic frigate]

@prime plover your time to shine again ma’am

[graceful marlin]

You might find people with that experience here https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1160984725700235354 or here https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1143270926394335282

[wheat zinc]

Outdoor decorative plants when?

[final mist]

So if the devs are taking December off does that mean we arent getting it for switch this holiday season like they said?

[wheat zinc]

Outdoor paving when?

[acoustic frigate]

Just plants in general give me all the flora!

[wintry willow]

one thing I learned from watching others, don't bother trying to set up a kitchen, put the stuff outside, people need room to move 🙂

[spark mortar]

They aren't taking December off

[tropic marlin]

Thank you!

[formal trail]

a couple shrubs or rose bushes and one or two different kind of paving stones would be dope 🙂

[prime plover]

January's right! I have hosted apple pie (though not since they had the recipe bug) and cake parties if you can't find the answers you're looking for

[heavy sundial]

Anyone else have to stop and stare and Reth's portrait every time you're at the Inn?..

[final mist]

@spark mortar it literally says they are in the latest update

[mortal ice]

Dear Zeki, I do not like the Valley Sunrise table. Haven’t since you gave me my first one and I still don’t after my 5th. Nor do I like the Valley Sunrise Oval table which you also seem to want to give me several of. Please, plushies - just plushies. Thank you. PS I might report you to Subaru if you don’t stop

[spark mortar]

It literally doesn't

[limber hatch]

I want that for my walls.

[final mist]

As for Dev Updates, we’re going to take a short break for December, but we’ll be back strong in 2024! @spark mortar

[spark mortar]

Dev Updates, not Devs

[acoustic frigate]

It’s the last dev update. They won’t be going on break until closer to Christmas week

[final crane]

Is there a known issue with accepting invites for communities?

[graceful marlin]

I felt this in my soul.

[tropic marlin]

I would love to talk to you! Thank you so much!
How many stations will I need to have set up and of what type? Do I need to hit 'star quality' on recipes when I start them for a group or go with regular? Will this require the choppers to have starred spice sprouts too (because those are not as easy to collect lol).

[low zinc]

Dev updates are the essays, not development

[heavy sundial]

I mean, don't get me wrong.. Reth is adorable.. but why didn't they make him look just a biiiit more like his portrait? 😄

[gusty oracle]

Not that I've heard? But there is a member cap

[prime plover]

I'll answer in the cooking channel 🙂

[final mist]

So. No updates. So a break thanks

[tropic marlin]

Thank you!

[simple tinsel]

this game is getting so boring any new quest, theres nothing to do :/

[formal trail]

i'm just waiting hoping and praying for a delete button for communities cos i made one as a joke and then accidentally invited a palia acquaintance to it and it's so embarrassing it's just there lmfao

[mortal ice]

How to get on a different Zeki algorithm. I have tried being nice, ignoring him. Nada. So I think the Order needs to know what he’s doing

[acoustic frigate]

We still have 1-2 more before they do

[limber hatch]

At least they didn't do Reth as dirty as they did Tau

[heavy sundial]

So true lol

[graceful marlin]

@mortal ice I did finally get the ormuu in overalls Monday…but I’m also basically completely poor now. But it’s soooo worth it.

[low zinc]

Game gets updates. The blog doesn’t.

[vague quail]

Best plush imo

[spark mortar]

No news letters. The devs will continue to work minus the actual days.

[final mist]

So whens the next update and whats in it @low zinc

[mortal ice]

Why don’t we have an ormuu official sticker?

[leaden crypt]

this is the most recent info we have on switch release btw. getting in the way basically #💬│palia-general message

[acoustic frigate]

He’s my shepp and he’s still giving me seeds, worms and fireworks like I’m not lvl 48 gardening and lvl 45 fishing

[low zinc]

Tau is fine, Chayne however didn’t take the transition to 3D well

[graceful marlin]

I admittedly squee every time I pass it in my entry hall.

[lofty sparrow]

We don’t have a preview for the next patch, but patches are typically bi-weekly on Tuesdays PST. In theory we’ll get the next patch this coming Tuesday.

[final crane]

Yeah, they're not at cap yet. But i can't seem to accept. I'll report it.

[mortal ice]

[low zinc]

Am I the developer? I don’t know what’s in it?? Usually updates and hotfixes are on tuesdays though

[limber hatch]

It is his spirit trasncending and riding flow to commune with the dragon

[low zinc]

Wish I knew what’s in the next update though lmao hopefully the damn Eshe bug fix that’s for sure

[unborn parcel]

werelex hidden dev confirmed or you just look really knowledgeable

[acoustic frigate]

We never know what’s in it until the day of

[low zinc]

If I were a dev y’all would only have Einar in Palia

[leaden crypt]

dev update confirmed eshe bug fix wont be until 0.175 but the next update is 0.174

[spark mortar]

Where is the Einar content, @low zinc ?

[unborn parcel]

Im used to no jel content i will live

[leaden crypt]

0.174 should have more partial achievement fixes, not sure when they'll finally have alllll of it fixed though

[low zinc]

I genuinely hate this bro how hard is it someone probably literally just forgot to program the dialogue option to appear again man whyyy

[lofty sparrow]

We got a preview on the 16th for the update on the 21st~ maybe we’ll see a preview tomorrow or Friday

[low zinc]

It’s gonna come in a paid DLC, stay tuned

[acoustic frigate]

Subira isn’t even romancable so I’ll also be okay for a bit lol

[gusty oracle]

I shoulda made jel my shepp so we could have more special winter moments, ugh

[spark mortar]

They seem to break things so easily

[heavy sundial]

I am so glad I didn't choose the later option on that quest. I feel for everyone who did. The hardest part is waiting for it to be fixed.

[gusty oracle]

I tried to give her Chocolates and I'm still not over the absolute look of disgust she gave me

[low zinc]

Thé perfect image of “worst she can say is no”

[acoustic frigate]

I did that with a heartdrop Lily that I almost fell off a cliff for. My heart is on bed rest for the remainder of the year

[low zinc]

I wish I had the new npc just to do that but alas

[heavy sundial]

I just give her pickled potatoes 😄

[gusty oracle]

I gave her a fisherman's brew and she thanked me for solving her dinner dilemma. Fam, that's not a meal

[acoustic frigate]

Finally get a hot mami in knee high boots and can’t even romance her

[low zinc]

I beg your pardon

[acoustic frigate]

Had the audacity to lead me on by inviting me to her room and cook me food.

[bleak hearth]

gods I dont see chat...

[prime plover]

Won't let me tag you but #🍳│cooking-foraging message 🙂

[unborn parcel]

what did she say plz share with the class

[graceful marlin]

We all knew she’d be trouble before she even arrived.

[surreal ermine]

deng things must be going rough in bahari city

[acoustic frigate]

“I can not accept this take this back” while giving you the most disgust face ever. 10x worse than kenyattas

[idle spindle]

what are you talking about, the swamp slurpee has nutrience

[spark mortar]

Eshe didn't like her so I thought she might be nice

[lofty sparrow]

She gave me this response when I gave her congee and I had a similar reaction

[graceful marlin]

Eshe doesn’t like anyone.

[gusty oracle]

Maybe she just has a low bar. Her favorite food is congee

[low zinc]

[graceful marlin]

Some people lack taste and refinement

[gusty oracle]

(It's me)

[low zinc]

Nothing in the dev update about placeable fisherman’s brew they literally hate us

[spark mortar]

I appreciated the placeable ruined food but how do you not do a pass on all the foods

[acoustic frigate]

Some people are just basic. She could’ve made me a bowl of cereal and I’d still be fine with her roundhouse kicking me in the face

[graceful marlin]

Palceable brew, star jam, I mean come on.

[idle spindle]

Rice IS a cereal!

[low zinc]

I only need fisherman’s brew for my Einar shrine

Shreinar if you will

[ornate wraith]

Is the temple of gales quest actually implemented yet or just the beginning?

[low zinc]

Temple is still WIP

[ornate wraith]

Thanks! Just wanted to make sure I hadn’t broken anything lol

[low zinc]

It’s not you it’s S6

[acoustic frigate]

My brain is hurting

[idle spindle]

[Jack Black Voice] I did not mean to blow your mind!

[acoustic frigate]

But it’s blown

[low zinc]

Sorry I can’t continue the song in this server

[idle spindle]

Same

We have been Tenacious D-nied

[surreal ermine]

guess its the end as we know it then huh

[low zinc]

Bro💀

[idle spindle]

badruuwheeze.png

[spark mortar]

einardisapproval.png

[prime plover]

I wish they had just never even given us a choice in whether we were ready or not 😂

[low zinc]

Right?

[wintry willow]

hmm...I see lfg-parties I'd like to join, but I don't have permissions...what am I missing?

sorry, still learning this stuff

[leaden crypt]

looking for group role from id:customize

and dw a lot of people get confused with that one

[surreal ermine]

!LFGparty

[teal harness]

How-To: Use the LFG-Parties Forum

1️⃣ How to view the forum
Head on over to id:browse to make sure you have it checked as a channel showing up on your sidebar!

You will also need the LFG role to create any new posts in the forum. Please understand this is to keep things organized.

2️⃣ How to participate in an existing thread
You can view all the active threads in the forum. Feel free to join any that have the "Spots open!" tag. (Note: tags are self-organized by the thread-maker, so they might not be accurate). You can click into the thread and send a message!

You can also use the tags found at the top of the forum to filter what posts you see, or the search bar itself.

3️⃣ How to create a new thread
Make sure you have the LFG role! You can obtain this by heading on over to id:customize and finding the question that asks which channels you want to join.

This will grant you the needed role, then you can now make a thread in the forum! As a good party host, please make sure to be accurate and informative in your post, especially with your tags as this is how other players can find the right party to join in. Thanks!

[wintry willow]

ahh, thank you!

[quasi prairie]

So I was thinking this entire time to romance Reth because food making is ideal for me

But I ended up giving Jina the Chocolates because she cute as hecc

[idle spindle]

You have two hands

[quasi prairie]

I know

But my first one I decided Jina, but it took me forever to get level 3 friendship with Reth and Jina was just aww

[surreal ermine]

jina is life jina is bae it is known

[idle spindle]

Jina is very good

[mortal ice]

I ate the chocolates myself. They were delicious

I’m going to romance myself.

[unborn parcel]

love yourself

[quasi prairie]

The way she talks when you kick off the relationship was just 🥺

[quasi prairie]

This right here

I can soon get me a Shepp as well. So close to level 4 on so many people

[limber hatch]

Who is going to be your shepp?

[quasi prairie]

Einar. The froggy bucket line sold me

[limber hatch]

IT is such a good line.. I need a froggy bucket for my plots

[surreal ermine]

I can't decide if shepp should be Einar or Elouisa

[cerulean hollow]

PALIUM CHEST UPGRADE PLS

[idle spindle]

FROGGE

[quasi prairie]

Are you here to see the froggy bucket 🥺 If you're gonna say it like that, Sir. Yes, yes I am here to see the froggy bucket

[low zinc]

[lofty sparrow]

Elouisa would be such a gas as a mentor. I just wanna go cryptid hunting with herrrrrr.

[hushed flower]

The neurospicy is strong with this one. She'd make anything fun.

[mortal ice]

I don’t think I know anyone who has had Elouisa. I think she would be fun

[quasi prairie]

The person I'm playing with is going Elouisa

I don't know what happens after you make someone your Shepp but I'm excited to find out

[unborn parcel]

my friend has her too, because he couldnt romance her lol

[mortal ice]

[tidal sedge]

anyone else get character t-pose with no head bug? i tried using he wardrobe to fix it and now my skin tone and eyes are a different color

[regal galleon]

Nice frenz plox? Humans scary 🤢

[spark mortar]

That is one of those old bugs. They posted a warning about it soon after it was reported but I haven't seen anything about it since.

[odd igloo]

Have the devs said whether the pc & switch version can share an account? (I.e if I get Palia Coins on pc, will it go over to my switch once the switch version is released?)

[azure latch]

I can't read the hat on mobile, would you be so kind as to tell me what it says?

[lyric carbon]

is anyone else getting stuck in the loading screen

[rare lion]

Yup

[faint hamlet]

Why do I have 84 people in front of me to load into Kilima...

[subtle salmon]

yes

[lyric carbon]

i have 256 people infront of me

[high arrow]

167, oof

[subtle salmon]

i have 272 people ahead

[idle spindle]

uh oh

[elder gazelle]

I just left my house and was about to post this lol

[spark mortar]

I vaguely remember them saying the accounts were cross-platform but they don't release information until the day of updates so no telling.

[elder gazelle]

95 palians ahead

[rare lion]

I had 48, it went up to 50 and then back down to 47 lol

[lyric carbon]

im 131 now

[distant aspen]

77 of you need to move out of the way

[azure latch]

they're cutting in line!

[wide jackal]

Unable to connect now

[faint hamlet]

It kicked me back to my house X3

[hollow lake]

why i cant join game

[elder gazelle]

well I was looking for a sign to go watch some more woodturning videos on youtube so I guess this is it 😂

[rare lion]

How dare!

[distant aspen]

you didn't get the fast pass?

[hollow lake]

OH SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE?

[spark mortar]

Holiday 2023

[grizzled flax]

i think the servers have gone down

[slender nymph]

Ahhhh can't login

[errant moon]

I got kicked, boyfriend is still in. HOW RUDE!!!!

[dusty dragon]

I was at 175 and rebooted, now I can't connect.

[lyric carbon]

i got kicked as well

[half wigeon]

client outdated?

[azure latch]

https://tenor.com/view/club-rave-homestar-runner-cheat-gif-12933215

[high arrow]

I got booted back to my housing plot

[timid spruce]

servers are down it seems boooo

[surreal ermine]

you can locate the origins in the halls of #1135700370077782127

[rare lion]

My husband is sitting next to me playing 😔

[weak bison]

I had 113 palians ahead of me, that was interesting

[unborn parcel]

i cant leave my farm cuz it says theres people in the queue? also that my friend is not on their plot???? i wasnt visiting anyone????????

[odd jolt]

server is down

[sharp forge]

I couldn't travel from plot out to Kilima. Got booted back to plot. So there's something going on

[warm horizon]

was just coming here to see why i couldnt get in </3 says client outdated

[hollow lake]

servers downn

[subtle salmon]

error 424

[wide jackal]

Same

[surreal ermine]

hmm i still seem to be online. are you guys on EU servers or

[dusty dragon]

NA

[harsh osprey]

yeah i cant leave the underground 😦

[white grotto]

I'm stranded at home plot too, can't leave. Every attempt says unable to connect.

[surreal ermine]

hmmm

[sharp forge]

NA. I'm online, but can't travel out of my home plot

[grizzled flax]

apparently there's meant to be a launcher update, tried restarting the game but i don't see an update for the launcher

[finite basalt]

I see it's not just me then

[distant aspen]

SUBIRA did this because yall werent being truthful

[simple mica]

I cant get into my home plot 😩

[dense gyro]

i knew coming to discord would tell me if its down xD

[unborn parcel]

im staying at my home yo at least until everyone sorts this out

[barren grove]

thank you discord

[azure latch]

huh, doing a quick search for "hat" didn't find it for me

[surreal ermine]

okay okay let me cough it up https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1157400118878814208

i had to go digging too for it lol

[lyric carbon]

cant connect to server

[opaque stirrup]

[compact dove]

Agreed ^

[barren grove]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-24177057

[strange osprey]

[indigo ocean]

"Client outdated. Please exit and run Palia Launcher to update." but running the launcher doesn't do anything. 😦

[spare vortex]

Same

[compact dove]

Yup

[hollow adder]

I can't connect to the server as well, says ite client is outdated, but there is no update 😭

[azure latch]

oh wow, that's funny! thanks for finding it for me!

[unborn parcel]

im so happy to not have left my home atm but terrified how long this will last 😭

[compact dove]

On a more serious unrelated note, I'd like to talk with the dev team.

[sharp forge]

Somebody pushed some code to Prod that they weren't supposed to

[surreal ermine]

its the least i can do (it remains my phone's lock screen)

[stark fractal]

i am having issues getting out of my housing plot

[crisp rampart]

same

[mortal pond]

YO I WAS JUST EATING DINNER

[safe furnace]

THE GAME WONT LET ME OUT OF MY HOUSE..... LEETT MEEE OUTTTTTT

[surreal ermine]

oh hey ashe to the rescue

[molten loom]

[rare flume]

i cant get to my house??

[azure latch]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-out-gif-18252480

[mortal pond]

drops quesadilla aight what's the sitch

[safe furnace]

SAME

[surreal ermine]

[chrome moss]

ABORTTTT!!! EVERYONE PANIC!!!!!

[dense gyro]

[twilit sleet]

Was bugging out then got bugged out!

[raven grove]

banished from bahari bay

[compact dove]

As a Enterprise Infra Director..... I know this all too well.

[opaque stirrup]

[stark fractal]

LET ME OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! I WANT TO COLLECT STUFF

[unborn parcel]

istg lolololol. Basically no one can leave home and those who did got kicked out

[weak bison]

[delicate granite]

Wow I chose to open discord at the wrong time

[surreal ermine]

or the right time?

[unborn parcel]

also something about client being outdated but the client hasnt had any updates so? lmao

[delicate granite]

True. Should've brought snacks.

[safe furnace]

YESSSS I WANTED TO SEJD THAT BUT IT WAS LIKE NOPE

[wary venture]

game down?

[compact dove]

Surprise update yall!

[thick glade]

No one can leave or enter home, or fast travel, or travel somewhere else 😛

[unborn parcel]

im at home but i refuse to leave

[compact dove]

weeeeeeee

[sick pawn]

catches quesadilla on a plate

[ashen pike]

AS DO I

[hoary ore]

I’m also getting the client outdated message. I wasn’t on and was trying to log in and that’s what pops up

[robust onyx]

Same 😭

[wary venture]

stuck in bahari

[pale osprey]

getting client outdated

[jaunty bluff]

I'm stuck in the black market lol

[surreal ermine]

i hear that a community team member just threw quesadillas so...

floor quesadillas first come first serve

[atomic jetty]

I am having same problem

[elfin grail]

client outdated

[bitter fulcrum]

I am also stuck at home lol

[green gazelle]

Came to discord glad I'm not the only one

[obtuse bay]

same

[jaunty bluff]

problem with my position in the queue

[twilit sleet]

Smokem if ya gottem

[novel mortar]

Picked the worst time to start Palia up for the night

[charred slate]

Can't get to my home plot :(

[atomic jetty]

Same guys

[compact dove]

I just want to finish the Oysters Akwinduu. Big rip.

[warm horizon]

cant log onto the game, says "client outdated"

[safe furnace]

FOREVEERRRRR

[half wigeon]

someone in S6 secretly updated the server without releaseing patch? LMAO

[delicate granite]

Don't mind if I dooo

[hollow adder]

Glad to know its just not on my end 😭

[modern shoal]

Glad I'm not the only one with the outdated client issue

[safe furnace]

PASSWORD PLS

[ancient aspen]

I just wanted to water my plants client outdated.

[main fiber]

i got stuck in a loop trying to enter my plot

[stark fractal]

i just want to go and collect stuff right now

[azure latch]

ah there's the ping for the problem

[white grotto]

LOL fantastic

[stark fractal]

i want out of my lot

[main fiber]

now my launcher tells me to update it, but there's no update

[unborn parcel]

soimeone coming from lunch break saw the news and said WAIT THEY STARTED OH NO and released their part mistaking the date (?)

[azure latch]

#📢│palia-status message

[proud siren]

ME!

[stark fractal]

i feel imprisoned here

[quick spoke]

Would be nice if S6 would prioritize bug fixes instead of new content.

[delicate granite]

Who needs the server working when you can just sit here and watch chaos erupt.

[simple mica]

i want in

[surreal ermine]

nobody ever asks what the lot wants tho out of you

[odd jolt]

it booted me and now I can't get back on 😱 💀

[green gazelle]

[compact dove]

[simple mica]

at least a bit of farming or building can be done

[safe furnace]

you guys are making me laugh so much staph its 3am , parents are asleep

xD

[delicate granite]

[mortal pond]

Can people check if they can log in/move maps?

[unborn parcel]

also im kinda cracking up at this chat lmao im watching everyone from the window of my house plot like LEMME IN and im like LEMME OUT

[main fiber]

try an ATA mobile game... you will never complain again

[spare vortex]

To be fair a community ping from the devs within like 10mins of the isue arising is pretty impressive

[delicate granite]

Server said "let's add a little spice"

[ruby gull]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[safe furnace]

then you run out of stuff but you cant leave

[twilit sleet]

We have questions about your car warrenty

[sick pawn]

Tbh it was hilarious timing that as soon as I peeked back in here I saw peeps chatting that the game borked

[soft flare]

Immediately ran to see this

[quick spoke]

Never playing mobile games lol

[white grotto]

Unable to connect, problem with place in queue. 😦

[unborn parcel]

tried to leave now :B it said "unable to leave theres a problem with your palce in the queue"

[rare flume]

my poor tools cant get healed 😭

[hearty sundial]

Just tried and still can't

[main fiber]

i wish i had made that choice

[green gazelle]

This is the best

[mortal pond]

Gotcha, back to the server rooms I go 🏃‍♀️

[high marten]

I've been at home plot and just tried leaving but received Error "(424) There was a problem with your place in the queue."

[safe furnace]

didnt give them cookies

[surreal ermine]

error 424

[azure latch]

are you in kilma or bahari?

[thick glade]

Cant move maps at all. Whatecver area you're in, you're stuck in 😛

[golden urchin]

Error to "return home"

[safe furnace]

how could you

[twilit sleet]

I got an update for ya...SLEEEEEEP!

[signal flare]

was somehow just in a queue of over 400k for a sec-

[surreal ermine]

so lets start a dance party while we wait. whos with me

[white grotto]

Share my lemon oreos? 😬

[torn robin]

I dont play Palia anymore. It has become unplayable 'for me' ever since accomplsihment tracking broke. I been away for at least 3 months and have no inclined feeling of returning. I do miss the game . It sucks that they showed it off as something that it isnt. Still waiting on that magical update to fix it, but hopes are not high

[cunning yoke]

Popular game lol

[bold viper]

well...game broke...

[unborn parcel]

if it helps i can open all menus fine (i refuse to cook)

[wary sandal]

unable to connect problem with server... apprently there's an issue - now I'm done with work and can play. Gee Whizz, please schedule problems for when I'm sleep lol

[sick pawn]

Don't forget the quesadilla 🌮 note to self: get quesadilla emote

[soft flare]

[jaunty bluff]

its only 10:15pm, its early .. no time to sleep

[modern shoal]

💃

[surreal ermine]

[teal yew]

I don't know why everyone's screaming, BUT HECK YEAH I'M UP FOR IT!

[twilit sleet]

Is it just me or is it getting HOY in here

[high night]

Can someone @ me when Palia login works again

[tired latch]

yeah too early to sleep its 2.13pm for me

[safe furnace]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[twilit sleet]

HOT

[stark fractal]

its only 7:13 for me sleep dont happen for me for awhile yet

[unborn parcel]

there's a problem with traveling, but honestly, I just love the chaotic energy

[torn night]

bruh i was in the middle of a speedrun for the parkour and it kicked me out

[modern shoal]

Can't wake up....

[spare vortex]

Hey same lmao

[teal yew]

CALL MY NAME AND SAAAAAVVVE MEE

[surreal ermine]

elect for notifications from the palia status channel from id:customize

[flat stream]

https://tenor.com/view/weekend-vibe-lets-party-dance-gif-20964945

[azure latch]

are you subbed to #📢│palia-status ?

[zealous oyster]

Just remember that it's still freshly in beta and they're still learning. Palia isn't a complete game yet

[green gazelle]

I just want to get stuff for ramen

[torn night]

best time too 😦

[teal yew]

I just finished some homework so I got my free time

[bold viper]

game broke itself

[brazen temple]

im stuck cant leave my house

[signal flare]

L

[toxic grove]

i hope there's a compensation package for this downtime. i think giving everyone a huge mansion with catboy/catgirl maids should suffice

[surreal ermine]

IVE MISSD YOU

[safe furnace]

WE WANT RAMEN , WHEN DO WE WANT IT? . WE WANT IT NOW

[clever hound]

check palia status

[azure latch]

lol that would be a lot for some downtime

[wary sandal]

4:15 pm here in NZ and hoping to get a bit of gaming in before kai time. Oh well, off to play the SIMS

[teal yew]

But I, , have always been here... just uh, really far away, I think. Or busy

[signal flare]

You'd gladly take it tho

[white grotto]

As long as it's not that packet crap. Salt overload lol

[cold pecan]

I am trying to play and it's saying client outdated, what's the issue?

[azure latch]

tell your sim "Sul sul" for me!

[surreal ermine]

LOLL

[wary sandal]

sure

[brazen temple]

they fixing it

[elder marsh]

they better be making ashura romanceable

[jaunty bluff]

#📢│palia-status

[azure latch]

Sifuu tho

[bold viper]

Game coughed and blew a couple ribs out

[modern shoal]

y no both?

[azure latch]

everyone but the kids then lol

[tired latch]

im here for subira thanks ahahaha

[modern shoal]

YUP

[surreal ermine]

subuwu

[slender nymph]

I call her Subaru

[faint forum]

SUBUWU! SUBUWU!

[stuck sandal]

I was in my plot, working on my garden. Got everthing all done, then tried to leave to go to town. But noooooo... stuck in my parcel. So I tried to relog, and now I'm getting the "launcher outdated" message. It's 0.50. Is there another one?

[modern shoal]

Oh no... She's now Suburu....

[azure latch]

Beep Beep!

[wintry willow]

I'm unable to get out of Bahari

[clever hound]

check palia status

[faint forum]

🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[bold viper]

It glitched, Devs are looking into it

[safe furnace]

i closed game opened it logged back in and now im free

[green gazelle]

[blazing cape]

Same. And now it tells me the client is outdated. Updating my driver to see if it helps any.

[weary coral]

[summer grotto]

Lmao not my discord finally pushing the notification about the server issues exactly 1 second after I Uninstall the game to try reinstalling...

[bold viper]

guess imma go back to reading manga/manhwa till it works

[wintry willow]

I was dumb enough to log out, and now can't log back in

[faint forum]

Oof 😭

[flat stream]

I jumped ship and tried to hop back in...it said "NO NO THANK YOU FRIEND!"

[azure latch]

it won't server troubs. update is in #📢│palia-status

[slender nymph]

Same

[safe furnace]

YOU GOT SCAMMED

[faint forum]

I believed this so hard

[cunning yoke]

Ive been had

[tired latch]

concidering if been trying to purchase coins all day and cant yet - this makes sense to me lol

[twilit sleet]

Words...I need words!!

[flat stream]

I thought for sure a re-log would work!

[surreal ermine]

That's not very nice to call the devs that

[wanton arch]

for a second it said that there was 294 palians waiting to get into their plots

[astral herald]

sames

😭 broken

[surreal ermine]

oh no they were all waiting to get onto your plots

[crisp rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/on-fire-we-hot-rollin-gif-6133274

[azure latch]

lol i read that as "aliens" before the edit 👽

[blazing cape]

I just wanna keep playing Santa Clause and finish my gifting for today and collect for tomorrow

[faint forum]

Same I was cracking tf up

[signal flare]

I had one that said over 400k ppl was waiting 💀

[bold viper]

byckle-up knuckle draggers, wea re in for a hotfix at some point

[cunning yoke]

Hah yeah I seen a 495 line an was thinking "Dang this game sure got popular in a hurry"

[formal trail]

time 2 eat chip n watch general chat

[green gazelle]

Logged out thinking it would fix it, got stuck in the select I just wanted to get stuff to cook ramen at my home plot

[hot granite]

All servers are down ?

[half stone]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19494647

[surreal ermine]

Just because someone doesn't want to bully doesn't mean they are stuck up or sucking up.

[charred zephyr]

I did a complete uninstall/reinstall - didn't help. At one point there were 171k palians waiting... Now I just get the client outdated message

[wise nova]

Just yours

[hot granite]

[faint forum]

I wanted to do an ore run and now it's almost bedtime</3

[crude rain]

Guess I will go play GW2 I guess

[frigid musk]

Yea when i first noticed an issue was when i tried to fast travel and it said there were 45 palians ahead of me. Thats when i had an inkling but then it went downhill from there

[formal trail]

im just stuck...in kilima hehe

[sick pawn]

I want to imagine a little cartoon cutscene of a chapaa being behind all of this so that Ashe would drop her quesadilla and they could snatch it from her

[uneven moat]

Yes. #📢│palia-status !

[charred zephyr]

Same here. I was on my way home to quickly grab smoke bombs.. someone was putting down a honey lure!

[limber hatch]

I wish I was stuck in Kilima. I'd just spend my time pestering Reth all day. Or fish with Einar.

[crystal skiff]

So if there is a break in December does that mean the holiday 2023 launch for the switch is going to be before or after December

[quartz dock]

I was finishing an ore run, and was trying to head home. Had the decision to stay in Bahari Bay, but with a full inventory doing nothing XD

[wise nova]

Yes

[azure latch]

valid question, but there's no official news about a solid date

[limber hatch]

It is a break from the blog not the game development

[idle spindle]

!byechat

[queen yoke]

Salutations, fellow Palians <:ashurawaves:865630949235490836>

[opal ibex]

can't get onto palia, it says my client is outdated?

[split gate]

I was about to log in to do garden things before bed. So I guess I'll just go to bed.

[crystal skiff]

Ok

[azure latch]

#📢│palia-status

[wild folio]

[surreal ermine]

I think all humans deserve respect. The 'devs' as a big dehumanizing lot -- not everyone on the s6 team is an actual software dev, nor do they get to make decisions, nor do they deserved to be called faffers. They're probably working harder than most of us anyway

[signal flare]

nobody pays attention to pings smh

[delicate granite]

Wallpaper fiasco all over

[west night]

This is the reason why BB needs a Vendor so when palia goes breaky break.. you can at least vendor.

[vestal monolith]

I was stuck in Bahari with a full inventory, so I logged out. Now we're all getting the outdated client status. So.

[quartz dock]

same hehe

[hushed patrol]

yeah lol I couldn't leave my plot

[astral herald]

i beileve we are all here because of that reason lmao sadface

[surreal ermine]

gosh i adore you and so appreciate the person who made merealize this was a new command @idle spindle

[opal ibex]

saw the staus, didn't know if they dropped an update or something

[dim latch]

is the "client not updated" regarding #📢│palia-news

[opal ibex]

palia stops working? everyone heads to the discord

[azure latch]

Wow, just wow. all HUMANS deserve respect eh? a little insensitive to Majiri

[quartz dock]

I May have kidnapped Reth by not talking to him when he visited so he's always at my plot....allegedly

[uneven moat]

See. #📢│palia-news to find out about updates

[charred warren]

i thought it was the winter update they posted an article online about today

[opal ibex]

ALLEGEDLY lmao

[surreal ermine]

[half stone]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-eat-popcorn-gif-18371747125248355478

Watching Disccord Chat like

[unborn parcel]

if he can leave he isnt trapped with you, you're trapped without him

[cunning yoke]

This was the biggest push for discord attendance I think anyone could think up of

[blazing spear]

So palia won’t come out in December

[vestal monolith]

It usually is

[delicate granite]

They clearly thought ppl were too bored

[uneven summit]

I got trapped in Bahari

[quartz dock]

I want a Reth Socky!

[opal ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/spongbob-squarepants-patrick-star-what-do-you-do-when-im-gone-leaving-i-wait-for-you-gif-4115377

[uneven summit]

none of us could leave lol

[safe furnace]

YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE

[quartz dock]

Or just Update day, when they nerf something XD

[uneven moat]

No official announcement stating that’s the case.

[dim latch]

We'll keep all our progress when the full game comes out right?

[half wigeon]

S6 staff be like: Opps I thought the update was today after we post the dev update?

[white grotto]

Hotel California?

[uneven moat]

Updates on Tuesday.

[blazing spear]

Ok thank you

[limber hatch]

Or something they wanted fixed isn't fixed

[delicate granite]

I knew exactly what gif this was without even opening it. Maybe gifs are my oneness

[unborn parcel]

the people still in my server who are trapped at home are all just transforming into a gardening club, palia really said FARMING simulator

[limber hatch]

There are no more character wipes

[opal ibex]

what an incredible oneness lol

[crisp rampart]

"WELCOME TO THE HOTEL KILIMA!"

[quartz dock]

S6: ok who tripped over the orange extension cable??

[mortal pond]

My quesadilla is cold

[opal ibex]

THATS WHAT I WAS LOGGING ON TO DO

[cunning yoke]

TBH Every tree on my plot was going to die if I didnt get rubed into logging off

[azure latch]

lol

[astral herald]

okay im out peace out bug scouts lol

[delicate granite]

Truly fab just like your profile froggies

[unborn parcel]

my plants are getting all the attention i neglected on them the whole month

[umbral pulsar]

Have you considered putting the same effort into making your messages legible as you do yelling at the devs/people here?

[limber hatch]

Warm it up with fire!

[surreal ermine]

did you pick it up off the floor tho

[uneven summit]

If you log out you cant get back in so.... if u wanna stay in the game dont log out lol

[errant moon]

Boyfriend is stuck in Bahari. THE WHOLE MAP is flowtrees right now. I want to freaking SCREAM!

[opal ibex]

hehe thank you thank you, frogs are my oneness

[hearty sundial]

RIP Quesadilla... 😦

[unborn parcel]

also hi to that one person who told me they're watching the whole thing on discord too, i guess now you know my username!

[wintry willow]

NOOO, I logged out to try to get back in 😦

[spark mortar]

If you had heated floors, that wouldn't have happened.

[opal ibex]

Palia pulling a SAO moment here

[unborn parcel]

NOOOOO SADFKJASDKJFHASD

[delicate granite]

Froggy bucket

[tardy bear]

same...

[crisp rampart]

but.... we are out of the game.

[safe furnace]

I CANT GET TO BHARI BAY

[half stone]

samesies

[surreal ermine]

oh shoot i should go check on my pitcher plant

[delicate granite]

Terrifying thought haha

[winter bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/的9-gif-27299608

[hoary summit]

Common sense of so rare these days

[golden urchin]

That ft grove was a bait!!

[umbral pulsar]

Shade pls not you too

[digital oxide]

i guess I shouldn't try to leave my plot then huh?

[uneven summit]

Everyone who is confused check #📢│palia-status

[surreal ermine]

a fellow toast

[tired latch]

i literally was in a server of 6 ppl, cut down the grove and went to leave and NOPE

[safe furnace]

I HAVE STUFF TO DO

[hoary summit]

I wasn't saying that to you. Red, I was just adding on to what you were saying

[fickle pewter]

same here i was just about to ask

[stark fractal]

well then i will play again tomorrow i guess

[umbral pulsar]

No I’m teasing cause you said of

[opal ibex]

Palia Devs: yall go touch some grass
People stuck on their plots: WE TRYING

[unborn parcel]

GARDEN PLANNER WHO im just dumping seeds all over hoping something sticks

[icy willow]

im just going to stick at home, do some gardening and cook some food

[sonic onyx]

Anyone else having issues logging in it keeps on telling me client out of date.

[forest lance]

How come i cant get in palia

[azure latch]

oh that's funny

[foggy rune]

I finally had time to come and do my daily tasks before bed and servers are down, that's what I get for procrastinating haha

[uneven summit]

check #📢│palia-status

[half stone]

its snowing at my house i have no grass jokes on the devs

[native siren]

yep read the status channel

[azure latch]

#📢│palia-status

[fickle pewter]

im trying a reinstall

[quartz dock]

my Middle of the night, below freezing ice and snow covered grass? they trying to get me killed!

[tardy bear]

everyone is having problems, devs are working on it

[sterile rock]

People calm down and check #📢│palia-status

[bitter fulcrum]

I was able to get mail while at my home plot

[ionic iron]

Noooo I got booted! Lol

[fickle pewter]

christmas update was supposed to be today so that might be whats going on

[hoary summit]

What I'm only hooman

[little thorn]

that's what we get for being allowed to properly sit in chairs

[uneven summit]

they are prob booting people to work on stuff

[bitter fulcrum]

I'm gonna try using the bin to see if it still works

[sonic onyx]

Thanks all

[foggy rune]

was it? All I saw was that it's "coming soon"

[viscid obsidian]

[graceful stirrup]

Can they fix the bug preventing requesting or giving items while they are there?

[marsh hemlock]

was stuck in bahari lmao

[crisp rampart]

aint nothing proper about how we sit in chairs.

[delicate granite]

https://tenor.com/view/cleaning-chris-fleming-roar-vacuum-gif-12576667

[ionic iron]

Probably but I was trying to catch a bug lmao

[fickle pewter]

the site says nov 29th update

[surreal ermine]

my pitcher plant is very upset and will have you know that its humidity has NOT been to its liking

[forest lance]

When i click play it says unable to connect

[polar garden]

lol joined just to check what was up. So Hello folks xD

[ionic iron]

The timing was hilarious

[thorn cliff]

Hiya is the game online, it’s telling me to update my again before I can play. But it’s not updating.

[quartz dock]

Best we can do is add more bugs, do you accept the terms of this deal?

[opal ibex]

dang was this the price of being able to sit?

[hoary socket]

#teamTrappedInBahariBay

[umbral pulsar]

Connection 🙂

[little thorn]

I'm screeching

[unborn parcel]

Ok, so, game update: people who are stuck at home can play at normal, the clock works well, the bins keep shipping, letters arrive, plants get watered etc. The problem seems to be ONLY leaving the plot. In case its useful.

[white grotto]

Yes. The servers are currently in brainfart mode.

[delicate granite]

We can't let people know WE SIT

[mortal pond]

!status

[teal harness]

Please check #📢│palia-status for the latest information! The team will provide more information when we have updates.

[graceful stirrup]

99 bugs on the wall 99 bugs, take one down, patch it around, 105 bugs on the wall...

[ionic iron]

I was trapped in Bahari too and then I went away

[uneven summit]

you tell em @teal harness !!

[unique tree]

Im losing items now when I place them so I woudl advise being careful at home!

[azure latch]

lol

[little thorn]

all I want to do is lay in my bed irl and in the game at the same time

[half stone]

My dumbass thought logging out would work. jokes on me

[green gazelle]

well dang chaos ensues

[limber hatch]

You are off on the bugss, you get 999 bugs when you patch one 😛

[uneven summit]

same lol

[delicate granite]

Dream big

[soft flare]

I made a grave mistake relaunching my game

[signal flare]

Guys instead of blaming the devs balme me, since as soon as I tried to join the game everything went to crap.

[native siren]

oh well no Palia tonight

[hasty fractal]

Was finally able to start the game and my connection );

[tardy bear]

same....

[native siren]

think of all the flow trees we are missing

[storm crane]

Lmao

[azure latch]

What we need is a palia offline game where we just sit and look longingly into Einar's optical receptors

[surreal ermine]

Pro tip: calling people lazy is not a great way to encourage their personal dedication to and investment in a Thing ™️ Please mind the gap between civility and ...whatever it is .... Oh wait, we can blame Legion

P.S. please check #📢│palia-status

[graceful stirrup]

Back to NMS for the night

[opal ibex]

this is the true crime

[hoary summit]

@umbral pulsar worry not red I'll make something understandable amazingly legible. Haw bee you're bay

[modern shoal]

he's such a cutie

[somber jolt]

Oh no, I'm in the "client outdated" trap as well!!

[delicate granite]

[signal flare]

Im 100% serious too lmao

[ionic iron]

God damn it legion

[half stone]

geee thanks

[tribal mason]

why is there no palium dropping?

[trim leaf]

join the club unfortunately

[surreal ermine]

Legion. We need to talk.

[quartz dock]

Time to make a team to start creating the offline Palia companion app

[hazy moth]

joining the client oudated club 😭

[sick pawn]

I guess it'd be a good time to get hydrations and snackies, make sure things are charged, and don't forget the laundry!! (that last point is for me lolol)

[storm crane]

💀

[stable garnet]

Is it the new patch or is it just something going wrong?

[jagged idol]

Lazy post

[uneven summit]

please check #📢│palia-status

[crisp rampart]

I find it weird how people open this channel to ask if the server is down BEFORE reading anything being spammed into chat

[kindred stratus]

legit

[little thorn]

you have too much hope for people

[half stone]

Thats the first thing i did

[signal flare]

I didnt mean to guys

[opal ibex]

Palia devs really seeing this discord server and realizing they gave us separation anxiety and are gonna have to releash plushies or something to fix this lmao

[azure latch]

i would love a Palia Companion app, especially if i can interacti with my Palian Companion in there lol

[hasty fractal]

i thought it was a me thing because i tabbed out to do something and when i went back to the game, it wouldn't connect

[pseudo pelican]

same

[delicate granite]

Yeah. Exactly. We aren't gonna hurt ya. We just need to chat down this dark alley. Don't mind the Lettuce filled sacks.

[white grotto]

I'm blaming the new muujins. They multiplied themselves until things imploded.

[quartz dock]

oMg iS Teh SeRvUrh DoWn GuUys?!?

[limber hatch]

This may be some peoples first entry into a discord server and no know how to tell if something new is somewhere. OR something they should read.

[hoary summit]

@umbral pulsar I wish Lex was awake she would have fun

[little thorn]

or the butter sock

[umbral pulsar]

panik

[celest coral]

https://tenor.com/view/timmy-turner-gaming-animation-gamer-addicted-gif-7368932

[half wigeon]

I would take a plushy as compensation

[signal flare]

Yeah and its my fault

[sterile rock]

I'm with you on that.

[modern shoal]

That would be amazing

[somber jolt]

Save me! I need to get my dailies in! They reset in <30 minutes!!

[half orbit]

I second the plushie idea

[azure latch]

#🎭│palia-memes message

[opal ibex]

server goes down? grab your patented palia plushie to help cope

[polar garden]

I just settled here to occupy myself while I wait on news lol

[void fractal]

hola

[tired latch]

always here for plushies

[trim leaf]

Wish I could friend! Wish I could.

[torn night]

I think we all deserve plushies as compensation shrug

[crisp rampart]

" YOU DIED!"

[void fractal]

alguien en español

[uneven summit]

People really need to make #📢│palia-status a favorite

[ionic iron]

Liar

[signal flare]

Also if I end up missing please remember I was led into a dark alley filled with sacks of lettuce

[noble locust]

aqui

[signal flare]

My phone is the only thing lighting the area

[storm crane]

I just joined the discord server to see why Palia isn't working and i'm dying laughing from every ones responses.

[delicate granite]

But then they couldn't pile in here and panic

[torn night]

https://tenor.com/view/romaine-calm-remain-calm-keep-calm-calm-be-cool-gif-18189250119509105511

[trim leaf]

same lol

[opal ibex]

¡Puedo intentar ayudar!

[delicate granite]

It's fine just fine nothing to see here.

[void fractal]

how do i update the game

[quartz dock]

Now we know where the lettuce soup gets it taste from...

[white grotto]

This place is quite entertaining most days. lol

[signal flare]

why is there so much lettuce?!?

[torn night]

it broken friend

[little thorn]

I only joined because Musk won't let me look at tweets without being signed in lol

[uneven summit]

oh my bad 😖

[hoary summit]

Stonks

[hushed patrol]

Dude I just gotten off work man and its telling me to update game I wanna play and relax

[azure latch]

are you asking because of the error right now?

[unborn parcel]

people stuck at their plot: 🌿
people unable to log in:

[olive ledge]

I think I deleted my home before losing connection

[trim leaf]

Exactly my reasoning lol I was like "okay better join the discord then..."

[hushed patrol]

Where is the cozy? Where are the game? :<

[quartz dock]

If only there was some kind of launcher that could be updated with current status, oh well!

[polar garden]

theres no update, servers just having a fit atm

[half stone]

Im not usually active in this server but hello everyone.. i think the devs just want us to bond

[umbral pulsar]

Damn you broke your keyboard too ):

[tardy bear]

no need to, that is a canned response when server log in is broke, devs are working on it

[burnt glade]

I clicked "Launch" and the game punched me in the face

[signal flare]

Guys please theres so much lettuce in this alley

[void fractal]

yes

[fervent widget]

I"m just trying to get back home

[hazy moth]

enjoy your nutrients

[opal ibex]

El error "cliente desactualizado" es incorrecto. Los servidores están inactivos y, con suerte, recibiremos más información de los desarrolladores pronto.

[tired latch]

just chomp

[signal flare]

its so dark

[storm crane]

I'm on my way

[twin kiln]

I’ve never had the server crash while I was playing before lmao, has anyone had this happen to them? How long did it take to get back up

[hushed patrol]

Wish I was stuck at plot I would actually be able to play and helpg row my apple tree haha

[void fractal]

tanks

[hushed patrol]

you know what they say, "when life gives you lettuce, make lettuce soup"

[twin kiln]

I’m nervous about losing all my stuff cus I just caught the spitfire cicada 😭

[crisp rampart]

lettucein the ally? imma leaf right now.

[signal flare]

why was i led into this alley!?!?!

[little thorn]

this lol I was in Bahari Bay

[fervent widget]

It's never let me stay in the game, it's always kicked me out

[trim leaf]

I was in Bahari too trying to go home and it just said "nope"

[hushed patrol]

Damn haha I just gotten home

[spark mortar]

I don't think they've changed the announcement once during open beta. They did finally get it to recognize the "Only show new announcements".

[signal flare]

oh yeah I broke the game when I tried to join-

[bright dome]

i wake up to this hellish nightmare of not being able to get ingame. my crops!

[sick pawn]

There's been some hiccups like this before, but hopefully they can fix this real soon!!

[little thorn]

MY CABBAGES

[twin kiln]

It’s ok I break things all the time

[crisp rampart]

its ok, they said all crops were geting deleted anyway

[little thorn]

LOL I've been on since around the same time so idk

[surreal ermine]

is laundry just hydration for our clothes

[ionic iron]

@signal flare I brought you some ranch for your lettuce. It's definitely not a trick

[void fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-eyes-beg-cat-gif-426057463396629046

[opal ibex]

this has by far been one of the best betas i've seen 10/10

[azure latch]

"Oh, Legion!" Oh, Legion is filmed before a live studio audience

[storm crane]

me too 😭

[gilded dagger]

God I wish I could give Zeki a hug

[stuck sandal]

It's the solar Coronal Mass Ejections! They're disrupting our electronics! We're gonna be back to the STONE AGE of using Windows XP! Quick, get some hot water! Get some iodine! Get some disinfectant! AAAUGH!

[quartz dock]

Just me being slightly annoyed that the only way to get Palia news and info is to be signed into a social media platform (Twitter/X/Discord) can't just view it on their site, or the game launcher.

[opal garden]

Maybe the servers going down is my sign to go to bed.

[bright dome]

😮 those monsters!

[opal ibex]

ok windows vista at LEAST

[signal flare]

Guys please I am smoking so much lettuce rn

[toxic crypt]

i though my game broke for being afk for too long. Glad thats wasn't it:D

[charred zephyr]

OMG I had a lunch date with hodaddy. Let me in!!

[little thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-gif-13767303

[surreal ermine]

what

[stuck sandal]

No, we'll be back to CP/M at this rate!!!

[quartz dock]

Brace!!!

[fervent widget]

BRACE FOR IMPACT

[opal ibex]

BRACE FOR IMPACT

[kindred stratus]

brace for impact folks!!!!!!!!

[storm crane]

BRACE FOR IMPACT

[modern shoal]

Brace for impact!!

[frigid musk]

BRACE FOR IMPACT

[toxic crypt]

get ready yalll

[little thorn]

BRACE

[proper gull]

-holding on for dear life-

[scarlet trellis]

get ready for flows since the servers are resetting????

[uneven summit]

this chat in unhinged

[valid saffron]

ohhhh best time to flow hunt!!

[hushed patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/moumita-this-is-your-captain-captain-brace-for-impact-gif-15458126

[spark mortar]

Only reason I joined the Discord.

[stuck pawn]

Brace for Impact! 🔥

[potent path]

Roll back? How long?

[crisp rampart]

PREPARE YOUR ANOOS

[unborn parcel]

i kicked myself out before the game did

[orchid bough]

DAMN Just got kicked finally

[fervent widget]

yes, hunt for flow when the servers come back up!!

[sick pawn]

If giving my cat water in Stardew is "watering my cat", I would say so yes

[umbral pulsar]

Ma’am did you come from 2010 tumblr

[bitter fulcrum]

BRACING

[sleek grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/anarchy-talladega-nights-ricky-bobby-i-dont-even-know-what-it-means-gif-16981547

[modern shoal]

comes with the territory

[brazen temple]

i got the boot

[flat stream]

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

[azure latch]

i don't think roll means roll back, i think it just means reboot

[ionic iron]

Roll tide

[bitter fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/off-work-to-readiness-intensifies-stare-gif-13479230

[mortal ice]

I tried to put out a warning in game but not sure it happened fast enough #📢│palia-status

[vestal monolith]

Already stuck in the real world. No need to brace.

[mint grotto]

backrolls

[ionic iron]

Wait

[sudden thicket]

BRACING

[quartz dock]

*Still Bracing *

[worn cairn]

i got your message lol

[tough walrus]

[barren oxide]

how do u update the launcher?

[late cove]

THE GAME SERVER DOWN

[jaunty bluff]

Everyone's gonna get kicked, prepare for chat explosion in 3 .... 2 ... 1 ...

[kindred stratus]

https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1135680122964418660

[uneven summit]

please follow #📢│palia-status

[azure latch]

it's not an update, it's a server problem

[lofty void]

Well...I'm glad I wasn't fishing.

[surreal ermine]

is your cat in Stardew named Laundry lol

[brazen temple]

prob be down for a bit

[unborn parcel]

anyone still in game? I logged off when I saw the status

[twilit sleet]

[opal ibex]

have we impaceted yet? i can't tell

[ionic iron]

Kaboom

[proper gull]

it's a server issue. You don't need to you just need to wait for them to fix it

[sudden thicket]

I'm still in game and chat is going

[fervent widget]

I was kicked

[trim leaf]

[half stone]

quick take a shot for everytime someone new says the server is down

[errant moon]

Boyfriend now has 438 flow wood... thanks to the server spawning groves over the entire map. Lets pray he loses all of it when the server crashes! Im so mad

[mortal ice]

I was and it says server connection lost

[brazen temple]

kicked me

[twilit sleet]

[ivory prairie]

What is even going on?

[surreal ermine]

EVERYBODY prepare for the belly flop!

[jagged idol]

Hey, I can't get into the game or do anything to my house ||because I'm working late||

[sick pawn]

Mittens, but I guess that'd be close??

[stuck sandal]

Strong auroras likely as powerful solar flare eruption hurls possible 'cannibal CME' toward Earth (video)

CANNIBAL CME! We're DOOOOMED!

https://www.space.com/aurora-alert-solar-flare-eruption-cannibal-cme-november-30-december-1

[little thorn]

fight him lol

[spark mortar]

The error message is in error. No launcher update is required.

[unborn parcel]

ok ok ok o: so fix incoming then

[twilit sleet]

[neon hull]

Oh no the general chat is speedy

[sterile rock]

#📢│palia-status

[tough walrus]

[tame phoenix]

omg I got kicked

[quartz dock]

My join Game button disapeared, I think I clicked it too hard and broke it

[safe furnace]

palia kicked me out

[white grotto]

Request 80 from him then when you get back on. Make him share haha

[twilit sleet]

slow down I cant keep up

[surreal ermine]

!byechat

[teal harness]

Salutations, fellow Palians <:ashurawaves:865630949235490836>

[azure latch]

don't worry, it only eats other CMEs

[charred zephyr]

IMPACT

[polar garden]

breath yall they're fixing something

[cerulean ravine]

[reef shard]

I have come for the impactful comments of getting kicked from the game.

[wheat hazel]

Just got kicked, hope it's not a roll back since I decided to actually redecorate for once lmao

[storm crane]

Guys someone be my friend please I’m so desperate to talk with new ppl 😭😂

[fleet scaffold]

Now i have to... server is down

[twin kiln]

It says server connection lost but I’m still here lmao

[sterile rock]

They're rolling servers

[hoary socket]

They patchyd

[graceful blaze]

I was just hunting and got kicked ... Rip Magic wolf crashed server

[unborn parcel]

so rolling the servers... it's a rollback, right?

[umbral pulsar]

Oh noo… can’t play the game everyone complaining is broken while they fixing it…. Oh noooooooo…..

[somber jolt]

@mortal pond can you push the daily reset back to midnight ET because the servers are hosed? 🙂

[quartz dock]

Welcome, Free popcorn is provided on the back

[reef shard]

Yassss... Let the chaos reign.

[azure latch]

no one survived lol

[gilded dagger]

What in the Flow….?

[twilit sleet]

Those whom just got kicked will now join the rest of us DARKSIDE peps

[trim leaf]

[stuck sandal]

The cannibal CME is chewing on my leg! No, wait, that's a USB cable...

[charred zephyr]

I was told there would be donuts?

[late cove]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-caribbean-good-luck-johnny-depp-gif-26735862

[graceful blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-24688521

[thick glade]

Awe we were fishing and making friends 😦

[regal saddle]

LOL IM DYING AT THIS CHAT

[little thorn]

no I gotta be a responsible adult in the EST time zone T.T

[hazy moth]

if the servers are down it's a great time for a shower for people who have been farming flow trees for 12 hours!

[mortal pond]

I don't think I have the means to do that but feedback is noted

[stray magnet]

Wait what happened yesterday??!?!? What did i miss?

[trim leaf]

same.

[quartz dock]

sorry those were first come, only had a dozen

[sudden thicket]

Finally got kicked lol

[cerulean ravine]

WHY is your firechapaa bigger than mine??

[alpine lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/skit-mumble-rap-skrrt-yeet-gif-23508277

[regal saddle]

Glad to know I’m not the only one who joined to see wtf was going on

[twilit sleet]

MOOOOOOOM PALIA SHUT DOWN CALL SOMEONE

[vestal monolith]

I got a rare bug and a rare fish before it all went blooey. I hope that I don't lose them.

[signal flare]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-rolling-they-see-me-rolling-gif-3412759

[charred zephyr]

what!!!!!!!!! I've been here the whole time

[midnight vine]

My group had just found 3 FTs loll

[minor owl]

Is Palia down

[honest oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-im-gif-19003096

[slim drift]

damn i was literally just abt to hop on

[jagged idol]

[S6] Asherelf, can you get me a special beard?

[smoky blaze]

I just got kicked off the game. Once the server disconnected

[gusty otter]

the roll back is gonna cost me ughhh

[opal ibex]

Dear everyone that got kicked,
Congrats! You may now touch real grass!
Welcome back to the real world and don't put the VR Headsets back on anytime soon.
Love, the people sat here in exile while you happily farmed

[surreal ermine]

[graceful stirrup]

Has anyone been using the Palia Map, found on Nexus mods?

[mint grotto]

REALLLL

[normal canopy]

IMPACT it is!

[quartz dock]

I have the box you can lick?

[shrewd gust]

HELP

[mint grotto]

now i can hit this grass tho

[wheat hazel]

Question is it a reboot or a roll back?

[unborn parcel]

this is gonna be the second time I live a rollback in an mmorpg omg

[bold geode]

https://tenor.com/view/maddy-euphoria-euphoria-gif-24466433

[obsidian gust]

they did post in server news i think it was

[neon hull]

what’s the difference between a reboot and rollback

[fervent widget]

LOL I have so much wood, copper, and stone

[rustic geode]

I'm gusting there going to be a set back for nintendo switch versions

[stuck sandal]

It's a twister! It's a twister! Auntie Em....!
https://twitter.com/TamithaSkov/status/1729741770635063363

[somber jolt]

It's only 1 hour!!

[shrewd gust]

WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE BACL

[hollow adder]

Welcome to Open Beta

[thick glade]

I hope it's not a rollback I got some gems and a new quest item D:

[split gate]

Is a sticker rather than an emore.

[charred zephyr]

I'll take it

[reef shard]

#📢│palia-status message

[simple mica]

eww i dont wanna touch grass

[hoary summit]

@mortal pond ok question when are we getting shrimps in palia 🦐

[little thorn]

that's a lot when you gotta be up at 6 s:

[obsidian gust]

that they are rolling the servers due to an issue

[spark mortar]

Reboot

[mortal pond]

Nope just flushing servers kind of like when you F5 a webpage but for uh entire game servers

[quartz dock]

In the mail, 4-6 weeks (minus holidays)

[graceful blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-movie-max-sigh-gif-16959631228777447330

[twilit sleet]

This is what old school games was like...use your imagination...Cast your line...waiting for fish...fish caught...GG

[glossy talon]

we only have snow

[wheat hazel]

Awesome thank you!

[humble echo]

Just finished setting down a bunch of furniture pieces for the past couple hours. I’d cry if it was a rollback

[unborn parcel]

wooooo

[thick glade]

heard thank you 💯

[somber jolt]

Oof! Too early. :X

[opal ibex]

THIS IS ALL WE KNOW YALL! PLEASE FAVORITE #📢│palia-status
"We'll be attempting to roll the servers in an effort to fix the connection issues. Please note this will kick everyone."

[jagged idol]

Heard, Chef

[little thorn]

I'm only up at 11 because I have a cat that needs medications lol

[charred warren]

it will for a fact reset inv

[charred zephyr]

happily licks her donut box

[twilit sleet]

[graceful blaze]

[mortal pond]

when? don't you mean... if? so many other creatures possible

[unborn parcel]

this is the most attention my garden has gotten inthe last month

[modern shoal]

mmmm donuts

[umbral pulsar]

Aggressively spamming the refresh button on a webpage 😌

[twilit sleet]

[graceful blaze]

[quartz dock]

I was actually getting off about when the servers died, but I had to stay for the drama

[royal vapor]

M&Ms are what I am munching on

[fervent widget]

I guess this is my sign to go to bed.

[steel holly]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-the-office-yikes-this-is-the-worst-cringe-gif-21219465

[surreal ermine]

[charred zephyr]

All of this

[trim leaf]

[sick pawn]

You can also check id:customize to make sure you're tagged in notifications for #📢│palia-status and the other update channels

[polar garden]

[wheat hazel]

True, of all the possible magical and whimsical creatures shrip are at the bottom of my list haha

[stuck sandal]

I need an adult!

[vestal monolith]

I was having fun making up country songs about being stuck in Bahari with a full inventory.

[urban frigate]

It's my sign to have a gummy

[storm crane]

As you should 🙏🏻

[twilit sleet]

My momma said...my momma said...My momma said...

[icy willow]

its to early to go to bed

[glossy talon]

rip all my flow grove loot

[stuck sandal]

Wait...I'm 63...

[twin kiln]

OMG THAT WAS YOU

[little thorn]

mantis shrimp though?

[wheat hazel]

Now we're talking!

[ionic iron]

Omg we were in the same server!

[vestal monolith]

Yes!

[graceful blaze]

I was there we had a good song going

[last sparrow]

[fervent widget]

Guess that depends on your time zone and what time you have to wake up tomorrow

[mortal pond]

Hey folks! Can anyone try to log in and tell me if you're in

[stray magnet]

Guys can someone please tell me what event occurred yesterday that i missed?!?!

[twin kiln]

Can’t log in still

[opal ibex]

nope

[carmine rampart]

still cant

[vestal monolith]

Glad we found the old gang here!

[next totem]

I have CROPS that need WATERING...

[twilit sleet]

This one time on PALIA

[fervent widget]

I can log in but I can't play

[limber hatch]

Still says client outdated

[thorn stream]

Can't log in

[storm crane]

Still can’t

[unborn saddle]

I was NOT Braced for impact

[quartz dock]

Same error

[little thorn]

my client opened o;

[somber jolt]

Client outdated!

[fluid skiff]

Here to watch everyone mald

[brazen temple]

[jagged idol]

Nope, I'm at work

[storm crane]

Says need to update the client

[surreal ermine]

hey guys should i eat a snack

[normal canopy]

Nope Loaaaading still

[signal meteor]

Just tried, still getting "Client outdated" message

[mortal pond]

Aight back to server room I go x2 🚶‍♀️