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But under the ice, it's not a massive land masse just a cluster of islands
I mean yeah, but arent islands also on plates ? I'm not educated enough on the topic, but i assume there isnt water all the way to the center of the earth and that Islands also are on plates ? no ?
scary
the ice is so heavy that the most land in antarctika is miles under the ocean level xD
Yes island are on plate but they can be on the same plate as a continent
Some island kinda float, most don't
Yes and no there’s mountains and stuff too
Im old..ish, felt like it was xmas 2024 yesterday 💀 the time just vanishes 😭
true some mountion and a desert in the middel
MaybE small ones ? I guess ? but I cant even think of big islands like madagascar to be floating yk xD
Those aren't, it's usually small one near oceanic rifts
Islands on the edges of plates, formed by movement
i feel like the time since covid just vanished and that is like 6 years
How long do titans last in upload? Is it 72hrs like other dinos?
Yeah fr 

Afaik, Titans cant be uploaded.

They can't?
Idk for sure. I've never tried.
Titano can't, ext titans for sure
Ahh ok. Good to know
Ye it's extinction, desert, forest, ice
Damn ark talk eh
why upload titans, didnt think u could lol
In a ark server? Never
Can't feed them, food constantly drops
mainly for pvp

Bring them to the island for funsies
Oh shit. Didn't see i switched discord server 😂😂
titans lose like 200 health per minute after download btw
It's pve, prepping for king titan
Lmaoo
when u tryna go invvvv
@elder nebula lol,
Mmm monkey

its a cocaine bear 😄
I'm just trying to get the last 2 notes to max character, king titan n mecha king titan, before lost colony drops
oh ur not doing alpha nvm
Not yet anyway
lmk I got some meks need some dusting off
How long before ossidon?
Soon
Is mecha king titan wandering king titan?
that note is the mega mek
No, mega meks separate it's a boss note
I need help. I can’t see any favorite servers in ARK, and whenever I try to join through the Steam server list, my ARK freezes and I can’t do anything. If you know how to fix this, please DM me.
Can't upload here to show note
is this new monkey on official server to ?
What is a metal monkey 🐒
Hope they drop a trailer





there used to be a glitched note but should only be 1 dossier for king titan
rip the lvl glitch for halloween
i miss the old ark...
Why?
it was waaaaayy better at 2017 they messed up the game for money...
Old ark has already begun reseed protocol. Please set your destination for Lost colony. Rerouting now
lol no. ASE was ok, but Asa is better
when did u started to play
Day 1
which server was u in
You miss putting down wires and pipes?
I’m old. Like I’d remember that lol

Hell no
You sure day one? Says your xbox ase wasnt on xbox day one
Fun fact. People can own Xbox and a PC. Wild eh?
i ruled 4 Official servers with a tribe over 200 people and it was way better most of them dropped the game we left 7 people out of 200 plus so yeah im not the only one thinks that way now the ark is worse than ever can be
(seperate tribes connected to one )
We found the lost king apparently
Then go back to ASE 🤷♂️
Not sure whyd you mark yourself x if your cross 😢
unofficial servers dont give the same taste
the brotherhood
🙄
I’ve been reading a book about anti gravity recently. Can’t put it down.. slaps knee
Ban this guy
I got a feeling this new oddy munkie is a flesh mek shin
I’m hilarious you can’t get rid of me
I hope mecha monke attacks at a decent speed and not super slow like a dread. Would be cool if it has a platform saddle too!
Wait til you read the sequel about black holes. It sucks you right in
Where is money
Think about it. You’ll figure it out
🦧
Countering a joke with another one. Beautiful
lol
Out of interest roughly how long until the update?
ossidon when?
Ban this one too
🦧
🫠
Id rather not put any more effort into your gaming habits 🤷♀️


🦧
And yet you already did 🤷♂️
If lc doesn't drop today you're getting banned 🤣
Their first mistake was never fixing the optimization, and their second was not paying enough attention to player feedback.

how old are u 16 ?
lol. Blame the PS players. They started it
All weve been told is early pm pst so anytime really, unless you know they pull the delay card
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey…
But I turned myself around.
next mistake was taking to long to drop monkey
early is about 10pm PST.
🦧
they're night owls.
out yet??
what monkey are u guys talking about i was off for a while now
I used to be addicted to soap…
But I’m clean now.
Check the past crunches
#announcements , new creature
reskinned monkay op
They better be breedable
Wdym reskinned lol
But I feel they won’t be
my family is addicted to cilantro, not different from soap
They gave up on club ark... Over half the missions don't work, and lets not mention them completely taking mad mark out. It's honestly a shame 
just see it i remember this guy another P2W creature yeah...
I hope so
when the ossi don osbourne release?
hope this time it can be sober
I wanted to buy some camouflage pants…
But I couldn’t find any. (I chuckled a lil bit at myself)
Enjoy the game or quit Negative Nancy
ASE was too, it's not a new idea/special to ark
Dino release?
Do you know any canoe jokes? Dollie loves hearing them
Lemme think
ty all
Ty
I named my canoe “Confidence”…
Because sometimes it just wavers. I can’t think of any good canoe ones
is this dinos gonna be on official servers ?
She’ll love it. Tag her in it 😈
Yes
you got that one
still enjoying but u need to resist to bad things they do or they will take the control from you, the reason they still can be existed is you and you can clearly talk about negative sides of this game they will %100 die someday if this keep like this like when did wildcard keep they words ? like Ark2 like optimized game ? its being too much ..
I’m reading a book about teleportation…
I can’t wait to see where it takes me.
If you flip a canoe over, you can safely wear it on your head... because it is cap-sized.
Of course its release in the middle of the fucking night
Was that a coherent paragraph? 😂
How tf did I not think of that that was actually good LOL
ull get it when u get older
Not sure why you are surprised about the release times here??? Since they are located on the us west coast 🤷♀️
lol ok
I used to hate facial hair…
But then it grew on me.
Alr I’m done
Are you guys excited for the monkey tomorrow ;P I am
Monkey? I am a monkey (In a nonracial, I like to climb way)
doom monkey
Rockwell monkey :v
monkwell
So, um, does anyone know the answer for why all the structures disappear whenever I leave render distance, and they don't return when I get back in rendering distance?
Resists bad things? It's a game bro. If they keep adding new dinos and maps and patching fixes that takes money to do because people work for a living then yes they will continue to make sales instead of solely depending on their base game.
That's a winner, ima name my first one that.
Are you using skins?
Nope
Praying that the ossidon isnt breedable🙏🏽
Sorry it it
Resist the power of new creatures, Havoc! Fight the power
add me and lets see that in a year (if they drop ark 2 this will be changed tho )

Yes
When monke
*yoinks juice box
It can’t be taken
🦧
I think it is breed able something mentioned about gestating it in a crunch
Ark 2 isnt real, its became Santa at this point
Does anyone know if Ossidon is spawning yet?
Yes it can. I’m a thief
Not till the update
Like what a reaper creeper
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh so i gotta take on a other line bruh i am already doing 10

No
hi guys
👋
Do you guys think after the perfomance update a rx 580 8gb will run the game?
even playble
ı dont know
mmmm
dont think so but shoot your shot who knows
@median shore
haha, its not my pc
Did that update drop yet?
its from a friend, he wants to play but he isnt sure about it
8gb is pushing it these days. It will run, but not super fantastically
if his pc can handle, i mean he is playing pve
overclock it then it will def. run
Not yet
Im talking about 8gb vram from the graphics card, he got 16gb ram
You're sitting here complaining about this game and you think in a year things will drastically change? I'd love to see you develop something in a year.
🦧
I'm aware. I had a 3070 8gb, and it was struggling.
Oh, well I have a rx 6600xt and its going perfectly on high settings, fsr and frame generation do a great job
Also, 16gb of ram is on the low side these days.
thats what i though that maybe he can play
You right, Im playing on a modded server, and i gotta reconnect 5 times before the assets even load, i dont know if thats my almost full ssd or my 16gb ram
idk how old are you but im into games for 30 year ive seen way popular/trending games collapse i know it will i dont mean nobody yeah there will be still players but not enough to hype it it will be like a vegetable person still alive from outside dead in the inside..
When was arkpoc wipe ?
I would look at getting another ram kit. I went to 32 a couple years ago and I couldn't believe how much some games demand. I noticed playing Diablo 4 was maxing my ram at 16gb. Upgraded to 32gb and my pc was still using around 23gb of ram
Friday
Hahah, you are right, i will update it as soon as i can
add a ram overclock it to its limit ( graphic card )( if you done correctly its safe ) it will def. run the game ive done this to my old pc for hosting servers and some other games it worked most of the time
Also, when im going so fast with a maewing, game starts to getting slow, thats mainly because my virtual memory (when ram is full) is on a hdd, so yes, i need basically more ram
M2ssd till grave
Wait. You dont have ASA installed on an HDD do you?
No of curse not
On a ssd
But my virtual memory (the one that windows use when ram is full) is on a hdd, so yes
Oh okay good lol
pretty much i need more ram
Graphic card is not the problem
i was talking about rx580
And im not overclocking ram, because its not about speed, its about space
oh, yes maybe
Why the hell are you always bringing up age into a conversation? Glad to know you started playing at Y2K. Studios collapse as businesses do. Games become less trendy because there's always something new being introduced. How do you counter that while making finances? Add new things to your game and make another game. I was playing duck hunt with a zapper but times change. I don't complain about duck hunt collapsing because it was a good game. This one has survived for a decade now. Enjoy it or move along.
im talking about overclocking the graphics card lol do not ever try to do something like that to your ram
hahaha
There are two options: either you are not capable of understanding what I say or you do not want to understand it because it does not suit you. what are u even talking about Lol
Is there an update today?
Mods!

Later yes
If it comes out today then this update will make ark history as an update that was not delayed
What is it
Oh lol im not on about yalls lil talk dw
eu quero o cidão, cade o cidao (ossidon) 😛
What you need?
Oh
Big boy
oh okey than 

Emotional support, as a fellow monkey i really wanna see this monkey in game asap and im like really longing for a new monkey
When is ossidon looking to come out again?
Its been like 4 years since last monkey!
90 years ago from 90 years from now
Gross, affection
I’m in a horrible situation I have a decay raid happening at 8:05 I have an exam until 8 and if this update happens I have to leave my Xbox plugged in to auto update just in case😭🙏

Precisely
🦧

Wait we're allowed to push people?
Only if you are a mod
Ugh but words don't work on some people lol
Something something be kind something something behavior
puts the shovel away fine I'll garden later
@civic bison @twilit grotto
Small tribe servers 8027 8038 8063 8066 have an average pop of 2 and
8053 8056 8057 8090 all have average pop of 3
Non of these being sunsetted
Yet Servers such as 8045 with an average pop of 6 are being sunsetted,
can anyone explain the logic behind this?
So those 6 can go hang out with the other 2 and be friends.
Evening (5pm to 8pm) in PST time is <t:1763514000:R> to <t:1763524800:R>
COPY PASTA is eternal
now trip down memory lane
Easier to move the 2
"For everyone wanting to know Valguero release time, WC hasn't said anything and likely wont say anything till few hours before the release, but if WC keep with their patterns they will release the map at the very end of 7th of October in the PST timezone, so here is a decentish prediction of the time <t:1759885200:F>" ||/j||

You feeling okay there Tiago?

I think your calendar is broke
what is the sunset serverS?
Bro livin in the past
my first guess, was on the dot when they gave more info #announcements message
Nah. Tiago just broke

Panties are in a bunch i think messing with his prespective on time
ignore the part where i said it was map release
Get your money up, not your funny up. 🐅
Think the cage is finally getting to him
Go take a sip of cold water and chill for a sec

Homie going crazy
I feel that
Monke
Whats a metal Monkey?

Hey guys, little question, I just got Bobs tall tails and I’m trying to build a railroad elevated from the ground with pillars, but they don’t connect to the pillars, any suggestions?
ODDISON
Might need to put 'em down
Ah

try quarter ceilings?
takes my shovel out again 😁

Oh okay I’ll try that Ty



I built a farm with robots an automatic farm on carts but now that I’ve built a second one, the robots keep trying to go to the plots of the other farm and end up running against the wall. Is there any way to fix this?
the CLANKER up raising
So the psych doesn't sound bad this time of year maybe you should visit
I tryed to move them a way a bit but the range on them is way to big to do this
Colossal clanker soon
eta on the new dino ?
Dont do this too me I don't have a fresh cyborg pfp
4-8 hours.
Thats a guess.
Evening (5pm to 8pm) in PST time is <t:1763514000:R> to <t:1763524800:R>
should i add 2h to the last one?
thanks guys
Wouldn't hurt.

What about the murder turkey uprising?


Big monke
Ossidon!!!


Dont make me commission a furry artist again
Too bad my psu decided it would rather be a campfire
if IF.....if it comes out when they expect it to
u know need to keep living knowing this

Wait again? What was the first commission of lol
how the hell did that happen, did u use cables that didnt come with ur psu?
@civic bison Everybody is talking about the monkey but I wanna know more about that one handed crossbow the survivor is using, gimmie the scoop please Goth Mommy
Hey guys quick question is ark crossplay between pc and ps5?
My fursona i made cause I wanted to see the concept actually drawn
Wild way to ask a question

it's called fabricated crossbow in the devkit btw
I'm friends with loads of furries so I wanted to see mine cause it'd be cool
No i used its own cables and i think it had to do with eco mode somehow turned on
ASA yes, on dedicated serves
always gets a reaction
Evolved is not
Ascended is on dedicated servers
Game is game
too slow 
players has been robbed again in 6006 server despite all the reports last week, there has been no intervention @civic bison @twilit grotto
On mobile. You also didn't mention evolved.
Thank u guys
@sand vale anything on its ammo?
Robbed how?
That's cause you are on something today so you are being speedy af
Just wait until LC is out…
How long till valg clusters @ studio wc

late nov
hi guys on wat a time comes the update on europ??
Trying to @ the whole studio 🤣
I am just an impatient prick so it's my bad, just excited to finally get a new weapon for caves it'
Like confirmed or you guess
Lc is when sink comes out right?
Go to bed
Sink... I meant sino
60 days after val release and before dec 8th
Tek sink confirmed?
nope XD wat a time say plz
Most likely with lost island. Which is after gen2 and likely fjordur
3 to 8 hours from now
whaaaaaa, for cleaning fish?
Evening (5pm to 8pm) in PST time is <t:1763514000:R> to <t:1763532000:R>
Girlfriend currently has this bug (going on 48 hours) she can’t see the inventory of the storage or tame she’s menu-ing with. Any fix??
Tek fishing rod
sinomacrops, no, it's LI
I see
Why are there two lost maps now
Lost island doesn't have a set date yet, but will likely be 2027
They get quite confusing
The third one was lost

They got lost in someones pockets
Just trying to state that u aint getting answers regardless, you gonna get the dopamine spikes once the map comes out with all the new stuff to check out. Just hold on till then, you got this 😄

Have to use lost island entirely since both words are maps lol
true, later guys
But isnt technically lost colony a island as well
Where is metal monkey
Big monke

Earth doesn't have oceans so probably not.
What is the metal monkey?

Ossidon


Oh okay lol
It’s suppose to release today?
Is ossidion tamable?
Yep
yes, Evening (5pm to 8pm) in PST time is <t:1763514000:R> to <t:1763532000:R>
Yep
yes
Awesome
3 to 8 hours

Change that 8pm to 10 lol


Why would they add it early if it wasn't
to tease us?
Yes exactly
That would be so rude
Yes

to traumatise the bobs

Good point.
Imagine paying for discord 😂
Replace dodo spawns with ossedion for beach bobs
This too
Lets me do stuff like this. 
Id be down to get traumatized by the metal monkeeeeee
Chat is it worth to grind for fully mutaded velonosaurs

In exticintion

if u want
Can we make the ossidin emoji bigger
Fully mutated microrapters are wonderful

If I wasn't on mobile, I'd copy that to prove you wrong lol


When i get my pc running imma hunt for 69 points in hp [if possible]

Oh god what is that
ART
Where is the metal monkey......
Doilies amazing art of a thoonboa








We need to make that dollie lost colony art a sticker
she did some
Lawd have murcyy
I wish We had official eerie dinos
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The heck is that second picture

This can we get this as a sticker
peak

Sneak peak leak

Require this to be a emoji as well
Js beat Valguero which map should I play next
Yes
It’s the only map I’ve beat so far
isn't it already?

what map is this metal dude on
Peak
Is it out now?
no
Fml
Center rag val
Ok thanks
thanks
Did they drop the new Dino yet
No
Nope
yeah
No
oh
Big monke

nvm ig
Totally out he's in the islands hard snow cave just gotta find him
yes, Evening (5pm to 8pm) in PST time is <t:1763514000:R> to <t:1763532000:R>
Can't have armor on though
oddison
Its not out yet dont lie

Yk it would probably fit pretty well since charchas can fit in there
Wait how do you write like that countdown thingy
Does anyone know how to tame the odisson?
Nope
Nope we yoloing it
Explosives?
Ask dollie i think she knows
You gotta clean it's teeth
i'm not sharing my dark super evil power ||in google type "discord timestamp"||
To tame you have to have all abilities from the skill tree
I would cry
So you can't lol
||what if they didn't tap to reveal?||
W tiago
Heard passive tame

more evil power for me


is it actually not out or
Gotta throw food in its mouth
Fair
no
No its not out
darn
Gotta dance monkey to tame

Maybe the new sticker is a clue

oh no, we have to tweark to the MONKE
Impregnation
Gotta kill stuff with it and T bag there bodies
Halo style?
Oh yeah
how long till est Ossidon release?
Drop it like it's hot
yes, Evening (5pm to 10pm) in PST time is <t:1763514000:R> to <t:1763532000:R>


We also get a disco ball so it can dance
Have to feed it level 3 vampiric and mineral bearing traits
timemachine

Have to tame to get the traits to tame to get the traits...
will it be possible to visit valguero?
Kill one for its mucuss then use mucuss to tame another
new taming feature for ossidon you have to throw banana's at it like donkey kong 😄
No closed its only for cool people
Top or under mucous
If so and they share spawns with giga/carcha it will be open warfare even on pve servers for those 😆😆
New tames method let it soak x amount of turrets
its like hotel california you can't visit but you can never leave
I shall get me some sacrifice babies incase it needs sacrifices

Me still set up on center "get off my lawn"
Could anyone tell me good settings for a fun gameplay instead of it being very hard
Damn why did the chat die like that
where tf is my ossidan
Do we actually know what the new thing is going to do
You can check on yt on how to set up singleplayer… I would say official settings are easy xD
yes, Evening (5pm to 10pm) in PST time is <t:1763514000:R> to <t:1763532000:R>
I now have over 300 darts incase its knock out
There is no admin available; my body is in the mesh @ionic trellis @placid hare @fallen yoke @broken quail @wide scroll @tender osprey @hardy iris
i’m est
it auto converts
So far we know it will spawn in the snow… thats about it
Hope tame isn't cannon balls
and buggers
Idk i just keep dying cant even leave the spawn point
okay, it should update to your time automatically
gotcha, i just don’t know what pst to est is that’s all
Is it big or smalls? Do we know that
We’ve all been there. You will learn after every mistake 😊
Thanks
it’s a titan killer so big
From the picture id say its more or less like a giga in terms of size
Looks to be about the size of the monkey boss
Like bit bigger than t rex but smaller than giga


it’s classified as a titan killer so i’m hoping it’s bigger than a rex
I dont think any of those people are able to help. Sorry.
Thats where we can speculate until it drops, but Id say its one of the bigger creatures in the game for sure
7EVEN Tangy
Anyone knows the time of them releasing it? Since I seem to over look it,
march 25th 2026
Hmmmm okay that to me sounds like if it can be bred it will be the new dred on official
Trueee, Big Metal Booger Monke
i don’t think you’ll be able to breed it unfortunately
whats metal monkey?
I'm talking bout the ossidon
Carcha or ossidon for purple osds?
today within next couple hours

Dreads are breedable they are bigger so there is a chance
Ight, thank you
that is true, same with griffin when it first came out, it might change
yessir

griffin did not change 😂
you can breed them now you couldn’t when it first came out
Not to mention the griffins on smalls lol they have 3k melee and 3 tap people in capped flak they seem to have forgotten they can make things non breed able
u could always breed them numnuts
Is the metal monkey thing out yet?
Not in ASE the were not
Alright got at least 4 sacrifice babies
lokk it up lma
u dumb asl
you don’t know what your talking about


ascended you couldn’t breed when they first dropped dummy
xl4sr u dont know shit
I think they are talking about griffins on evolved lol
I am Pete Brick
Nvm, dont @ me
aye fuck u pete
Aye leave Pete alone
Chill or u gonna get bricked by pete

Brick
pete
ASE griffins were not breedable like the crabs and big boy snakes. ASA when added they could.
pete is bricked up
correct
from what I have see you probably can.
possibly, but sitting patiently waiting
Soon soon
Can’t wait to see the Metal Monkey!
not soon enough
#soon
pvp is gonna be crazy lmao

My first ossidon will be named Pete Brick in honor of the legend himself
With the dreads breedable. They need to make titanos permanent tames and breedable.
Never forget frank though
Awesomedon when?
waiting
Next year.
Update
Monke
I got banana for you
It’s only 2:45 PST right now so at least 3-4 more hours till “evening” time here.
What's your guess everyone for how we gonna have to tame the Monkey ?
3-4 hours before xbox certification fail delay
Hello
Prove your worth type is my guess. Like the Evo gigas
wear a banana suit and dance the hokey pokey
Probably gladiator type fight where it spawns a creature and you have to kill it
Probably gonna have to kill it
Seems like the most fun mechanic
Is this Metal monkey already in the Game ?
Dreadmare... kill to tame
Elderclaw... kill plant seed...
Seems to becoming a recurring method
Nope
Ok thx
Yes i have 2 of them
is ossidon out yet?
kill ossidon and craft in rep
Nope

Would be a likely method

Or the makeshift megalab
3 weeks still no fix for mod storage on ps5
You craft your own beast?🤔
Passive tame with the new matériel they drop on kill
Nah the taming method is you feeding it titans and to get more effectivness ypu gotta feed it the king titan
Doesn't spawn on Extinction... so can't be titans
Will we get again an Tek Hover Skiff ? Any Infos about that ?
Skiff is in gen 1
Gen 1 at best
Master contrôler
That animation would be nightmare-fuel
I imagine it grabbing you with its hand and feeding you a egg
I Hope so, I have still to kill the Bosses on Gen1 and Gen2… Never did it on ASE xD

The monke is creation sow if you kill it ou can craft a baby and put it on a dino like the rigno ?
Or a parasite crawls out of its hand or mouth
Horrifying
so the PS countdown to lost colony is a lie?
Rumor is the Ossidon used to be a boss like the megapithecus, but it took a brick to the knee.
Watch it be a walk up and press E like the last one is for now 🤣
I think it's about as tall as a giga/carchar but not quite as long, that's my guess. This is my estimate from the 'person' sized silhouette next to the graphic.
Brick
Ps store never updated the change of release date
What will be stronger metal monkey or giga?
come on guys announce the delay so i can go to sleep 😂
Anyone down to tribe up? 6-man? already got someone else
Heard it was too big if a creature for someone's tastes
Metal monkey is a titan killer. So it should be stronger then a giga
It reminds me of a gacha lol
I still think it’s monkey boss size.
Slowmo enabled.. either a delay or release inbound
Probably the former
Lol
What happens if a linked storage box gets picked up with items still in the linked inventory? Will it remember the items when you place them back or do they drop?
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Delay release when?
Big guy big big guy
Slomo been on
it remembers them, altho tbh i've always had another active when i've done, but i move them around often
Slomo on so no spam when they delay
Slowmo has been on for 3 days now...
Hello everyone!
Hello
I have multiple active so it should work like you say then hopefully, thanks daisy
What is Metal Monkey?
oasisdon out yet
Ossedion
gorillas
Nope
We saw that dollie
What can the new dino ?
How's everyone doing today?
Oh ok! She threw me off calling it Ossidon and right below calling it Metal Monkey
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Cause it is a metal monkey
i mean it's in 2 hours so its close

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Good evening @civic bison
Guys its wildcard lets be real
Dollie what knowledge do you have for us mortals
Is it a new metal farmer ? ???
It will come out eventually
Someone said 9pm pst. Would that be a close to good time I’m assuming since it’s early evening
we'll have an Ossidon update schedule posted in #status-updates at about 4.30pm PST
Wait shut up guys dollie is typing
ooo, so they'll tell us about the delay at 4:30PST. got it
@civic bison what the abilities of the new dino???
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😄
Donowall wow
Big monke
you'll see in a few hours 
its only 3pm PST people, you must have patience and maybe learn about time zones. XD
So 7:30 for me ok
Hope everyone is doing alright :)
Have a great day, everyone :D
Edit: No one is responding :')
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its midnight for me rn, please dont release it too late ty ty 
It's 00:08 for me girl
Any hints on taming like a new method or old
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"few" like 2-3 ?
Big metal monke
Here we are, once again 
It's wc : 🤡
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I'm guessing news in about a hour and a half
Few = 3 - heat death of the universe.
heard it was actually you, so
Ossidon - releases tomorrow for everyone 😄 situation resolved llol
In order to tame. You gotta emote 276 times in front of it. 😂
Dollie said update at 4:30 pst
Blame vanel
Lol
Without getting killed.
Hey Dollie, evening PST starts in 2 hours right 😄 ?
Exactly 😂. Extreme aggro
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Never hopefully
4:30 PST is 2 hours and 20 minutes from now for those wondering.
In 67 days from never
Could we get discord auto converter timer
Dollie can we see a incinerator added to ark I need it for my slaughterhouse I’ve made 😆 no sheep were harmed in the process
yup, that's when we'll share the release schedule ie: when servers are coming down, when the client will be live for downloading etc
Btw WC can't hold release days lol „we release map XYZ at Xx.xx.xxx and ups few days plus
@civic bison so the final detail for metal monkey, is it metalmonkey or metalopithecus for spawn code?
MECH MONKEY FOREVER
Big metal monke
Mucho gracias for update
Any new info you can leak on the metal monkey?
New metal farmer ohh ok
it's 3:11pm PST rn
gooey metal monke
someone please send me there ini
Im central😔✋️
/tacobell
he actually likes watching 90's romcoms
3:11 PST... 6:11 est
Where you live ?
I literally just told them 1 minute ago that 4:30 PST is 2 hours 20 minutes from then lol... or is my time conversion off too lol
Surprise rates? I kinda joke, little bit, for those waiting on 3 to be tamed and no creatures on this ark message
Any notebook movie fans?
So in 1h20 we will know when it's actually precisely dropping ?? noiiice
surprise negative rates
Everyone set a timer for 1 hour and 17 minutes
my bad, P instead of E
i swear my dream is that one day they'll mess up the rates and set it up to negative and ppl will start losing exp instead or something xD
ya ya
Just wipe the servers at that point
Does metal monke eat banana
Dollie, is there any solution for skins uninstalling themselves every time I restart?
I just want og non rates like 2015-2016
can I pet the monke
red element bananas maybe
No it pets you
@civic bison metal monkey 2026😂
Am I dumb or lost colony not out?
Real question is how we gunna tame the thicc monkey 😂
both
A$$ lol
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In dez is the release of lost colony
It’s currently 3:15pm PST time
I'm in the future
i bet dollie would like some french toast right about now. I mean who doesnt like french toast?
Yea another 2-4 hours
I just want lifetime supply of the Hickory Farms boxes that have the cheese, sausages, crackers in it
it's great as a concept but eggs gross me out
So around an hour and 30 mins till they have a update about big monke
time to do some ods and hope the patch doesn't come out while i'm at it.
As a dev do you actually play ark
I want a golden ticket to visit the willy wonka chocolate factory
Talk to Ced lately Dollie? How's the old man doin'?
same but different


A golden ticket to WC is probably more doable






Monke

Ossidon is like a gacha who put on wasteland skins


Would be awesome to have a tour around the studio to see how their ideas come alive 😍



is it too late to stop the release of the oss, id love to tame it for the first time in lc, and have it kingkong our asses


how would a santa tek toilet work?

Wait ossidon is a monkey?

Big monke
i mean LC comes out in like what? 3 weeks?
I don't play ASA official, played 13k hours of ASE official pvp
actually don't answer.
I think its gacha with wasteland skin
You have a image that compares the ossidons size to other dinos in ark
is that almightygamer? 

Sacrifice a woman in a white dress to tame... great idea
I dont wanna know how a santa tek toilet works xD

You poop and it gives you a gift

I saw a comparison to megaraptor but wanna see giga and carcha

So serious question, and no hidden meanings or trying to be rude or anything.
Is WC trying to buy itself back from Snail? Just wondering
Impossible
I talked to Unc just moments ago as he was laughing at one of my slack messages haha. He's enjoying doing his thing behind the scenes
how much would it cost for them to buy themselves off from snail? <.<
Hope so
Dolllieeeee Hiiiiii
He's the guy in the chair
We miss unc😔✋️
*scratches his neck aggressively* you guys got any more info on that Ossidon?
they should really change the cryo thing, very annoying lol

We love you! Plz say "Bazz rocks"
does ossidon have fleas?
ya, big
Could we get one of your beautiful drawings
Glad to hear it. We sure do miss that guy.
My dodo stuffy arrived.
Had to give my left kidney to get it.
Its adorable tho.
#cedcomebacktochat
Stolen ark valor
Put that monke in my hand. ✋

#notamonkey
It is monke

#bringharambeback
If not monke, why monke shaped?
What does its roar sound like
#monkeseemonkeis
eat food too much
wonder what the obtainment for the monkey is
@civic bison Are we gonna have a video of presentation of the new creature please ?
Monke
Probably gonna have to beat its as
kitten
When’s the next album Zoey
A trailer would be sick

Like challenge it to a 1v1
Leaked footage of monke attack
Walks like a monkey and meows like a cat ROFL
Monke spin
Herambe
Makes ichy sounds
"Just a quick heads up that we expect to drop the patch with the big fella in the early evening PST. " so much for "early evening"
Early evening pst is in 3 hours
It's not early evening yet
Gotta make the metal monke fight boss monke
I wonder what things will break with the update
I think some ppl forget that timezones are quite different
Monke will break ark 

Kong vs scare king
The Devs are monke?
Wrong replie
I just pictured Jackie Chan Adventures and grampa saying "One more thing!" lol ..... anyone else?
Devs restored to monke
Is it a big patch dollie with fix ?
There is no officialy set time which starts evening within humanity 😜
Dollie is the messenger not the dev
Devs broke monke, monkey broke game
It's been over a year i asked last time and you said "maybe later down the road". So I'll ask again: Are you guys planning on opening hardcore servers? We are many and we are still waiting. Just 1 cluster is enough. 🫣
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timezone wouldnt mean anything when your basing it off whats said
Monke
I'm not a dev , i'm just a tek toilet
She is absolutely a dev
👋
They used the best fent tek to rebuild harambe. Thank you, Wildcard for Mecha Harambe. 🥲
Imagine big monkey meow
When is ossidon coming in est time
67
🐒
Yeah she is part of the team ofc she knows

6777
I prefer 68
Oh lord im cringe
Thanks
That's Xbox for you
Oh 
Nuh-uh



What is with these kids and 67..... do they even know what it means... or is it another Yee because they too lazy to use an s and make it yes.
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Everyone shush! Dollies typing xD
if you know you know
EARLY.... EVENING...


