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silk hare
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yeah from what I know 100% correct

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imagine you have eternity and all u do is torment what is a continent over some lost love

shut lance
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bad boys confirmed

empty thicket
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Strahd could win against the 400 baboons?

hot reef
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Use whichever philosophical lens works best for your D&D game

proper forum
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I have concluded that Strahd is, indeed, not hot

silk hare
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silk hare
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but then again the baboons probably cant kill him really

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since he just reforms in his coffin iirc

empty thicket
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yeah, only one way to kill Strahd canonicly

silk hare
empty thicket
silk hare
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||or while he is in his coffin iirc||

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||it definitely was sth with his coffin||

hot reef
feral fulcrum
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You sure you're not thinking of Dracula?

scenic zinc
feral fulcrum
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It's 400 baboons. Action economy says he dies

silk hare
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I mean yeah, also depends on the environment, if your goal was to have them actually fight, just surround the area with flowing water or sth

twin chasm
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I dunno, 5e Strahd is pretty easy to clown.

silk hare
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but yeah, same as always for fictional character arguments: depends on the "writers"/dms goals

hot reef
feral fulcrum
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Anything without an AOE, or an escape method, dies to 400 Baboons.

silk hare
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if you want them to fight head on, the baboons probably win

scenic zinc
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Action economy math would only work like that if you make strahd non-strategic

still plover
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Spoilers, bud.

empty thicket
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so spawncamped, amazing

silk hare
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silk hare
empty thicket
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Welp, time to drop him a Sun Nuke on him or smt

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||To kill Strahd von Zarovich in Curse of Strahd, players must destroy the Heart of Sorrow, use radiant damage (sunlight) to halt his regeneration, and confront him in his tomb. Essential items include the Sunsword, Holy Symbol of Ravenkind, and Tome of Strahd. He must be defeated in his coffin to prevent his return.||

feral fulcrum
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He's a vampire, you'd figure that'd be obvious.

hot reef
empty thicket
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Yep

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expected something more... complex ngl

feral fulcrum
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Well he's not a elder litch.

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With a dozen backup bodies

shut lance
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keeping Vecna down is... more complex

silk hare
feral fulcrum
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He's just one annoying vampire, and a whiny one at that.

silk hare
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and maidenless

scenic zinc
feral fulcrum
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He may be king of the castle in his little pocket realm, but he is a speedbump to the major players outside of it.

shut lance
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even if you do prevent Strahd from soming back , Ravenloft may just hip check you and revive him

hot reef
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on average he takes 0.5 damage from being hit by a baboon, and a baboon has a +1 to hit
he'd need to take 7ish baboon hits to even deal a single point of damage, or ||140|| baboon attacks to outpace his regen
that many baboons cannot reach him in a single turn

feral fulcrum
shut lance
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iirc only one person ( as far as those who are overlords of a pocket) has escaped Ravenloft, but Soth has a chance to as well.

hot reef
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if you use average baboon damage... they can't hurt Strahd

valid geyser
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are they fighting strahd in his castle?

scenic zinc
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Just because it's funny and commonplace to make those jokes about him doesn't make that true about strahd

silk hare
valid geyser
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if not, could baboons survive for 8 hours worth of rounds until it's sunny and destroy his regen?

crimson gulch
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I made strahd immune to weapons under plus 2 and spells under level 4

silk hare
still plover
silk hare
bronze wave
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1 billion baboons vs strahd

hot reef
crimson gulch
silk hare
scenic zinc
silk hare
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bc its a storytelling game and your interpretation of a character is usually decided by how they are first portrayed to you

scenic zinc
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How do we even talk about characters at that point?

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silk hare
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so unless the dm is fully aware of the lore and how strahd "should" be, he will be pictured differently from group to group

shut lance
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Tiamat: Sometimes the rainbow tastes you

feral fulcrum
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The dunking on Strahd will continue so long as he remains so dunkable.

umbral girder
scenic zinc
loud tendon
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This is going on for quite sometime more than baboons v strahd feels necessary. Its almost more of a whiteroom situation at this point building the perfect scenario, numbers and theorycrafting.

bronze wave
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theres like parameters but thats about it

meager fractal
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I've fought a baboon irl before and they are much fiercer than their stats in dnd give them credit for

feral fulcrum
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I wonder if they're bringing the madness stuff back in the Ravenloft book

bronze wave
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I mean did you win?

meager fractal
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Not really it ruined my trip

scenic zinc
bronze wave
light creek
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hello

bronze wave
light creek
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can sm1 have a convo with me. i dont wanna sleep so

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bronze wave
loud tendon
meager fractal
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It stole my phone. I couldn't let that stand

light creek
scenic zinc
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ok guys i gave a serious question.
We are going to be starting at level 3.
Gnome swashbuckler, has squat nimbleness for origin feat.

level 4 feat- would skilled be better for a skill monkey, or fade away?

meager fractal
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Anyone have any ideas for barbarians that I can turn into a custom subclass

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meager fractal
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That sounds cool

shut lance
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only casting druid spells of course. But rage + shillelagh is golden fun

woven flint
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IMMA HIT YOU WITH THIS STICK

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its thicker than bacon

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look at my stick

woven flint
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Strahd has cool moments, but arguably, he's still a loser because of cultural perception

scenic zinc
meager fractal
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Accerak. Now that guy knows how to party.

shut lance
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Lord Soth is a violent emo in my headscanon

bronze wave
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He def is a loser

woven flint
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Yes, Strahd is a more complex individual than his terrible actions, but his actions make him icky to modern sensibilities so, he's classified as a loser.

meager fractal
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Soth is a huuuuuge softie for Kitiara

bronze wave
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Like he has lost everything he cares for, is a perverted version of himself, is hated widely, has nothing, and its all hsi fault

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he also only punches down

woven flint
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Strahd is by no means a "Badass" and I don't think he's meant to be viewed that way.

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He preys specifically on weaker individuals and folds to people on his level.

bronze wave
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His whole plot line with ireena is loser tier behavior lol

scenic zinc
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Strahd exists in a game that doesn't and almost never has done horror well. That's his true curse.

woven flint
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Strahd is Strahd and Strahd kinda sucks

woven flint
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If they didn't spend time making the man comically evil, maybe he'd be more appealing as a horror icon in D&D

scenic zinc
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woven flint
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Strahds other curse is existing within a realm that D&D characters also exist lol

scenic zinc
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The mechanics of dnd don't encourage the players to participate in themes that would benefit a horror plot.

minor cargo
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Tasha's Kiss is a really good module (it's 3rd party). But yeah, to azerick's point, I wouldn't call it horror because, well, we played D&D characters. Violence was generally the answer to most problems.

crimson gulch
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Horror works great in dnd, thats why the most popular modules are the horror ones

scenic zinc
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They aren't.

woven flint
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"Violence is usually the answer!"

scenic zinc
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They're not horror modules. They're triumphant.

crimson gulch
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Curse of strahd is the most popular module of 5e, and thats a horror campaign

scenic zinc
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It isn't

meager fractal
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CoS is the most popular one because the rest are for the most part mediocre, not because it does it's horror elements particularly well.

woven flint
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CoS isn't popular because it's "Horror" it's popular because it's Heroic Fantasy with Gothic paint

shut lance
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I was going to suggest one where the heroes come to a town that is being attacked by wood spirits and fey, BUT its because the townspeople are killing the forest.
who do they side with? There is no clear villain.

woven flint
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Time to massacre a village for the fey homies

shut lance
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the townspeople need the land and lumber though ..and yes I would choose the fey myself

scenic zinc
crimson gulch
# scenic zinc It isn't

sure is, but go ahead and ignore that i guess? page 7 of the book clearly identifies it as a horror book and talks about how to tackle that

shut lance
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the town isn't blatant evil. Its neutralish, the fey as well

copper warren
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Hey do you guys have any tips on how to survive the Tomb of Annihilation since my party is going to go in it next session?

scenic zinc
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hot reef
woven flint
scenic zinc
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I can write "I'm a spooky vampire" on my forehead. Doesn't make it true.

crimson gulch
woven flint
scenic zinc
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Purely based on the existing mechanics.

bronze wave
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You can make it scary despite of the system not due to the sytsem

crimson gulch
shut lance
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@copper warren just be glad Tomg of Annihilation isn't Tomb of Horrors. use a ten foot pole

scenic zinc
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Other systems have mechanics that actively encourage horror themes.

copper warren
minor cargo
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I know I bring it up a lot, but I think Ten Candles is a great game to hold up to D&D (when talking about horror). I think Ten Candles' "dice pool" mechanic and the "burning traits" mechanic are both really aligned with horror as a theme/genre/play experience.

woven flint
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ROTFM, TOA and COS are popularly scary specifically because they've been heavily talked about as Meat Grindery.

scenic zinc
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woven flint
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CoS but everytime I hear about Strahd I ask when can I kick him in the Cajones

shut lance
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DO IT

woven flint
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Kas is a scarier vampire than Strahd, let's be honest

bronze wave
crimson gulch
# scenic zinc That has nothing to do with mechanics

sure does, when you are down to the wire and you dont know if you are going to live or die, cleric rolling death saves, fewer hit points left than fingers on one hand and Strahd is up next and the DM looks at you, that is a moment of Tabletop horror at its finest

bronze wave
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idk if thats bc of dnd or is that just a basic game mechanic?

woven flint
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CoS but when the party fight Strahd, Kas comes to claim Barovia as his and then the real boss fight starts /joking

scenic zinc
crimson gulch
bronze wave
crimson gulch
bronze wave
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i wouldnt say its horror tension sure but like every game with hp if you get low will have some tension

crimson gulch
bronze wave
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sure but that has nothing to do with a dnd centric/specfic mechanic

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Its a universal one

bronze wave
crimson gulch
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Horror is still horror when the people going through it are powerfull

bronze wave
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in. a void dnd can do horror fine ig

fickle heart
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D&D may work for horror in-spite of the system, not because of the system. It's truly not a system designed for horror, though.

minor cargo
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Hmm...

...I hate to say it, but my gut says that the word "horror" isn't specific enough - and that's probably a root cause of why we can't get on the same page.

bronze wave
crimson gulch
fickle heart
bronze wave
shut lance
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I like Redemption myself

scenic zinc
bronze wave
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Like RE also isnt very good horror to me

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it isnt scary

shut lance
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I usually play good characters, heroic, and redemption makes a nice vessel for it

bronze wave
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Ive been thinking of playing a blind char was gonna go monk but redeem could be fun

shut lance
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could be a blind ranger

crimson gulch
scenic zinc
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I never once said you can't do horror in dnd. I said it's not designed for it.

crimson gulch
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there is so much great horror designed for dnd

minor cargo
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"Grilling is the best way to have a steak. I don't care about other cooking methods. I don't use any other cooking methods. In fact, most people don't."

This is what it feels like sometimes when we talk about horror.

scenic zinc
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You can compare and contrast things

bronze wave
crimson gulch
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if this was a discord about Grilling i would expect that, if someone wanted to talk about frying that would be off topic for there

scenic zinc
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Dnd doesn't exist within a vacuum

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bronze wave
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but maybe Id try ranger, like a gloomranger or smth

fickle heart
# minor cargo Hmm... ...I hate to say it, but my gut says that the word "horror" isn't specif...

I generally consider the topic of "D&D works for [X]" to be something that works best with a wild example, like romance.

One can say D&D works great for romance, because they've had tons of great romance plots in D&D, but at that point we aren't actually referring to what D&D actually does, but what we're doing within D&D. Those two things can be easily conflated, though, and untangling them is partly definitional, yeah.

scenic zinc
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It isn't off topic to talk about the shortcomings of the system, it's mechanics, and what themes work well or are more difficult to achieve

shut lance
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a blind Peace cleric could be fun

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or samurai (zatoichi)

silk hare
crimson gulch
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silk hare
lavish flame
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We highkey should get a romance book. Graz'zt presents: Smooching And Other Sweet Delights

silk hare
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nice in theory, but same as "pacifist" characters, only works to some extent as combat is inherent to most dnd tables

shut lance
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true.

frail wasp
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mmm we musnt ignore the violence inherent in the system

scenic zinc
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Look at me being oppressed!@frail wasp

woven flint
fickle heart
# crimson gulch the difference being we dont have several offical books on romance, but we do fo...

Just because an official book exists, that doesn't inherently mean it works. If we got an official book for romance, would we say that romance inherently works? Same goes with stuff like Spelljammer where they made a book for spaceship combat and it got panned for not really being comprehensive. In that case, even though the official book exists, it doesn't conclusively drive a point home.

The largest point I'm personally trying to make, though, is that we need to be a bit less focused on individual subjective experiences and more on wide-scale principles of game design.

woven flint
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My Warlock has a gudge against Demon kind.

But me.. as a person?
Heh...
Heh heh..

shut lance
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I wanted to adapt the Deathgate Cycle to dnd, but sartans and patryns would be on a spell point system..or maybe sorcerers are patryns, wizards are sartans

silk hare
crimson gulch
scenic zinc
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I think you're fully missing the point urizt

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It isn't a conversation of "it works"

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It's a conversation of what the system is designed for

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And what it inherently encourages with its mechanics

crimson gulch
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it works great because the design intention of 5e dnd makes it work great, that is my position that is in opposition to yours.

scenic zinc
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Again you're missing the entire point of the conversation.

crimson gulch
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nope im just rejecting the point you are trying to make, im not missing it.

glass granite
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-# I’m getting Deja Vu

scenic zinc
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You're not rejecting my point. You're not even arguing against it. You're making a fully separate and unrelated argument.

crimson gulch
bronze wave
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I have a feeling this convo is gonna go in circles lol

frail wasp
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it is fated

bronze wave
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Maybe you both just are locked into your respective beliefs

scenic zinc
minor cargo
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Maybe this could help us? We can still stop the conversation or take a break, but I'm hoping this direction might prove more fruitful?

@crimson gulch You mentioned you think D&D mechanics are great for a horror themed game. What specific mechanics do you think work well for horror? Extra info about why you think they work will well will also help IMO.

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empty thicket
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Rolling 3 nat1 consecutive

bronze wave
empty thicket
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peak horror moment

bronze wave
minor cargo
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And then if folks disagree, we can at least have that as a starting point? I know it's a lot to ask, but we can also reverse it. For example, @scenic zinc , you could list out specific D&D mechanics and say why you think they don't work well for horror - and also give some extra reasoning why.

valid geyser
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i also think there's different goalposts on what that means
If we wanna go back to horror, I think people can say "d&d does horror" because it has scary elements, while others think it can't do horror because it isn't designed to provide that same feeling that horror games, movies, etc can provide

empty thicket
woven flint
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Skittles?! Who Telekinetically Shoved you?!

scenic zinc
valid geyser
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psions are mean

woven flint
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I'll kill 'em!

bronze wave
woven flint
valid geyser
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you go do that. i'm 5 feet away and they can just use that bonus action again

empty thicket
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im a fighter for now

severe rampart
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Stay strong

fickle heart
bronze wave
severe rampart
fickle heart
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Like, I think D&D can do thriller well, but I wouldn't say it can do horror. Tension is heavily used in the thriller genre, and I say that as a huge fan of the thriller genre.

bronze wave
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Throw what back? L stereotype

crimson gulch
# minor cargo Maybe this could help us? We can still stop the conversation or take a break, bu...

the fact that your pc can be killed very quickly in so many situations, that its filled with Horrible monsters in dark depths, filled with war and terror. and villas with dark desirers You are a powerful hero yes, but even teir 4 hero's can be made to feel small and weak by designing your encounters and adventuring days to make it happen.

you take everything that's in a horror book or movie and you can run dnd with all of that RAW and make a horror game sing as your players scream.

empty thicket
severe rampart
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Out of all charisma casters, paladins are... okay

wanton roost
woven flint
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Spellcasting isn't their entire thing typically

severe rampart
crimson gulch
empty thicket
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Warlock pact slots are something i find interesting

fickle heart
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woven flint
frail wasp
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world's greatest RPG as in TTRPG? Or RPGs period?

empty thicket
fickle heart
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What I value in a horror game is not something D&D could ever provide, really, unless we're heavily homebrewing.

severe rampart
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woven flint
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.. Bard is definitely more than Wizard with extra steps.
They get access to 4 entire spell lists at level 10.

severe rampart
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we are not just "Wizards with extra steps"

opaque flower
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guys i have a question. my dm wants us to make a backup builds bc the campaign we are running is very difficult bc we want hard combats. can someone coach me through the strongest 5.5e build they can think of for damage dealing. mix max friendly table

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woven flint
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empty thicket
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crimson gulch
empty thicket
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because we managed to survive in some sort of weird way

opaque flower
crimson gulch
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if i had listend to the haters and never tried to run horror or spelljammer or any of the "Bad" campaign books i would have locked myself out of so many great times

severe rampart
empty thicket
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at least 24 fighter get more love and is more manageable ngl

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wanton roost
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That reminds me, I have to checkout to see if Echo Knight got updated for 2024 and see if it got buffed or nerfed

opaque flower
scenic zinc
# minor cargo And then if folks disagree, we can at least have that as a starting point? I kno...

I think it's more of the fact that there simply aren't existing mechanics to support horror themes, rather than the ones that exist doing it poorly - but I'll try. Three off the top of my head are:

  1. Nearly all rules related to making the game more difficult or gritty are part of the optional rules rather than part of the core rules, and most didn't get reprinted in the updated version of the rules. (Example https://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/dnd/dmg-2014/dungeon-masters-workshop#AdventuringOptions)

  2. Failing an ability check, RAW, simply leaves events as they were prior to the attempt being made. There is, mechanically, no punishment for trying something you're not good at. Again, RAW. Yes, a dm can interject and make a decision point here and provide some consequences, but that's not the system doing that at that point.

  3. The CR system, as designed and as advised, does not ever put the PCs in an overwhelming amount of danger.

wanton roost
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Thank you God

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I wouldn't know what to do if my favorite Subclass got smacked

scenic zinc
fickle heart
# crimson gulch the thing i dislike about these kinds of conversations is people in here saying ...

See, I don't entirely disagree. I think people can get overly critical of 5e, but I think people can get overly defensive of it, too.

In the grand scheme, though, 5e is a game that does some stuff good and some stuff bad. Other games often do their specific focuses better, because that's their specific goal. Where I'm always cautious is when someone approaches a conversation of "D&D can do X" without the quiet part stated that it can take a huge amount of effort to actually accomplish that. If something is sold to be easy when it's not, even if a particular individual finds it easy, it can just muddy the waters to the point that there's no ACTUAL ability to look at the topic holistically. It's kinda why anecdotal evidence is taken with such a heavy grain of salt, because it's very easy for biases to inject themselves into the conversation without being stated.

shut lance
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I saw a bladesinger barbarian - because blade song and using spell levels for protection can be used in rage

valid geyser
# scenic zinc I think it's more of the fact that there simply aren't existing mechanics to sup...

i also dont think it puts them in the same kind of danger relative to horror. Like, the game expects you to fight back against threats by just running at them and hitting them or something like that. People in horror movies, games etc often win because of their surroundings or some plan rather than a special feature they got. in d&d, by default you're not helpless where i think the opposite is usually true in horror stuff

scenic zinc
frail wasp
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stabbing the alien in the vents that's chasing you is indeed unhorror

silk hare
delicate owl
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Ah yes, the long form convos. Delightful. Time to get some popcorn.

hot reef
frail wasp
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hoping you make it to the safe zone in time as you run through the hallway KNOWING it can hear you, that's the horror

woven flint
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I've had my popcorn ready

shut lance
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granted thats using 2 major consumables at once

silk hare
woven flint
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Or just...
Be a full Barbarian or Bladesinger 🧐

scenic zinc
hot reef
woven flint
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My Bladesinger was pretty powerful as a full-classed Wizard...
But he also got 30 Intelligence so-

valid geyser
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and of course my stance doesn't have any "nevers" and i dont want to stop people from having fun. I will not doubt that urizt is having fun, but i also dont think many DMs are as at urizt's level, and might not have as much fun trying to make something work

woven flint
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silk hare
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woven flint
# severe rampart How?

Artifact.
Homebrew Artifact.
It was tge only benefit he got though.
Had to spend in game months fully attuning to it for more

hot reef
silk hare
shut lance
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well a forest gnome can't cast minor illusion whild in rage

wanton roost
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Hey so I'm sure I'll sound like a goober for asking this. What the hell is VTT?

scenic zinc
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but thats an actual spell being cast

wanton roost
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Ohhhh

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Thank you

woven flint
# severe rampart How?

Though, that Wizard retired because he's got two kids now
And I'm playing another character lol

scenic zinc
severe rampart
glad arch
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Table²

severe rampart
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Of course, with it comes the chair chair

woven flint
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Yup, my Harengon fellow Raising a Wyrmling and a God Reborn as a Wyrmling

scenic zinc
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I certainly didn't.

valid geyser
woven flint
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Table⁓

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Table Table Table Table, eh?

wanton roost
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So VTTTTTTTTCCCC?

lavish flame
valid geyser
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oh for sure

silk hare
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an exponentially growing table huh

woven flint
lavish flame
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I don't think either franchise mentioned maintained their Horror tone for the full duration, one is basically an Action franchise and the other became a Soap. Maybe thats telling for how D&D horror works best idk.

wanton roost
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Everytime you look away from the table it grows in length and width by one inch

fickle heart
# fickle heart See, I don't *entirely* disagree. I think people can get overly critical of 5e, ...

I also just want to add to this that I'm not making these comments from the perspective of the audience, but the prospective game designer. If someone tells me they used content I made to do something wildly outside what I expected as a genre, I'd have to assess that to see if it's a fluke, their definition of X is different than mine, I agree with them, or if I have no clue what they mean.

I say this because the designers of D&D are people, too. Often times the designers did other stuff before working on D&D, as well, which means that every designer brings their own approach and perspective into the games or content they create. D&D is human-made, after all.

woven flint
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I know it's scramble like an egg, I like being extra

silk hare
valid geyser
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which is i think what d&d wants horror to be. Fantasy adventure with a horror sheen, which is all well and good

silk hare
severe rampart
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Is it just me, or Disarming Attack is kind of useless, as a maneuver?

severe rampart
frail wasp
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you can disarm all the no weapons that monsters use

severe rampart
wanton roost
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Nah cause it takes an action for them to pick their stuff back up šŸ˜Ž

crimson gulch
# severe rampart How so?

If you take away the enemies weapon, or spellcastinf focus you are going to remove capabilities from them

frail wasp
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dragon gonna look real silly once it's disarmed

severe rampart
minor cargo
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I think comparing a hypothetical D&D game to The Walking Dead can be helpful. I see a lot of similarities.

Heroes start off pretty much thrown into the "action". There's shock and awe at the start, just like in most early campaign sessions. Then heroes slowly start to gain power. They get resources, find allies, etc. Then there are twists, and the threat amplifies (and often times, even changes completely).

But if you continue that on, you need to keep amplifying the threat and at some point, it gets kind of silly - but not necessarily in a bad way. Like by the end of the TV series The Walking Dead, zombies could climb and even use tools and plan. To me? Not a great move and really took away from the series. But is it still a fun lil' romp where you get to watch a monster take another crossbow bolt to the face? For sure.

scenic zinc
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Making that giant drop his axe greatly decreases his damage potential

woven flint
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Disarming attack isn't bad!
You're taking off an ARM! duh. /joking

valid geyser
hot reef
wanton roost
severe rampart
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"RAW disarming doesn't do anything special. According to the rules, picking up your weapon from the ground and attacking with it is no problem."

wanton roost
#

Either way Riposte is best Maneuver

crimson gulch
severe rampart
#

Oh I get it now I think!

crimson gulch
#

You don't just disarm them and leave it there where they can reach

severe rampart
#

You could maybe use your Limited Time Object interaction and kick it away?

scenic zinc
severe rampart
#

I kinda forgot about LTOI, sorry it's late in here lmao

wanton roost
#

Oh wait that's right picking stuff up is a free action if I remember it right

crimson gulch
#

Or if they are flying or something, there it goes.......

hot reef
#

It's an object interaction which you get one of iirc

woven flint
#

One attack
Disarming, the nest.. Push weapon mastery + Shoving Attack, boom, profit.

severe rampart
#

Just planning something for my battlemaster mini boss vs my battlemaster player next session

frail wasp
#

oh you're using it on players?

severe rampart
wanton roost
frail wasp
#

shoulda led with that lol

severe rampart
#

I've created some custom rules for this "duel" of battlemasters

crimson gulch
#

Enemy's with graze weapon mastery are super fun

wanton roost
woven flint
#

When the enemy misses me with a Riposte, so I Riposte them back

valid geyser
#

my mind definitely has changed on graze recently

severe rampart
# severe rampart I've created some custom rules for this "duel" of battlemasters

You don't have to limit yourself, you can throw a bag of sand in his eyes if you want, improvised weapons are a-okay

Missing the opponents AC by 10 or more will provoke Attack of Opportunity

Attempting to hit "weak" spots will grant you disadvantage on the attack roll but advantage on the damage roll

Critical Hits will grant an extra attack

Riposte Chain (Riposte until one hits)

After getting to 0 hp, roll your hit dice (5d10), gain an injury, and get back up with that amount of hp and that will count as a failed death save

severe rampart
wanton roost
severe rampart
#

wanted it to be fun, attack miss, riposte, riposte misses, riposte, and then keep on chaining that until someone hits their counter

severe rampart
#

there's about an 80% chance the battlemaster player will die

wanton roost
#

Good job, I'm proud of you

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Do it for the vine

severe rampart
#

In character, their party sacrificed them so they could live (above table, they were alright with it, we talked about it first of course)

#

Going to be fun

woven flint
#

That's wild.

severe rampart
wanton roost
#

Abandoning a party member is the saddest thing. It's like....leaving behind a puppy

severe rampart
wanton roost
#

Duuuuude

severe rampart
#

the context of it is, they just failed their stealth mission twice in a row, the monk just went unconscious and now the mini boss arrived once more, which from their last encounter left them with single digit hp

rough basalt
#

I like when PCs leave behind party members. It means I'm guaranteed a fresh PC soul harvested.

wanton roost
#

Every fighter is getting lycanthropy, I got it like 2 sessions ago in Curse of Strahd. So now I got like 4 days left until the next full moon

severe rampart
#

I love the battlemaster player, he was so cool with it and he was actively teeing up his backup character

wanton roost
severe rampart
#

Don't feed themberchaude

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he's getting too fat šŸ˜”

wanton roost
#

But...I wanna

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Honestly....the player is fine with it. How does the character feel about it? Because personally I sense a revenant in the future

severe rampart
#

they battlemaster is honorable and gave them some time first for the duel, even gave them "The Art of War" by Tzun Su

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and gave back their +1 Halberd

wanton roost
#

What is this game!? Please tell me more about it

severe rampart
#

This is Curse of Strahd lol

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I wonder what to do if my player does a disarming attack against the mini boss and kicks away their weapon

#

the boss just spits out blood and raises their fists lmao

glass granite
wanton roost
#

Oh no, I just realized I'm in the worst place for CoS spoilers

severe rampart
#

No worries, my game is very different from CoS

glass granite
severe rampart
#

I add in my custom bosses, etc.

wanton roost
#

Phew

severe rampart
#

and the stuff I talked about aren't really things you would see in Curse of Strahd

wanton roost
#

I finally get to play CoS and it's amazing so far. I wanted to play it for so long and now I wanna try and find an in-between week day game. But tell me more about these custom bosses šŸ‘€

severe rampart
#

As I've said before, there's a very high chance the battlemaster will die next session

wanton roost
#

Dude better buff himself with some lycanthrope form and use his Maneuvers

severe rampart
#

"The Art of War" by Tsun Zu is an item I made that allows him to change a battlemaster maneuver after a long rest and "upgrade" one of his maneuvers once

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The Battlemaster Mini Boss has custom "upgraded" maneuvers, so I thought that'd be cool to include

celest spire
#

I ran Curse of Strahd

glad arch
severe rampart
#

I've given custom rules to give him a good fighting chance

wanton roost
#

Make it so that if he eats him in lycanthrope form he gets a lil bit of battle knowledge and gets some extra upgrades to his Maneuvers

severe rampart
#

I've done all I can

wanton roost
#

I need my fellow fighter and lycanthrope buddy to survive and get stronk

severe rampart
#

That would only prove the Mini Boss right for hating him

wanton roost
#

Aw man, a purist eh?

crimson gulch
wanton roost
#

Dude it's so good so far, I am loving it

celest spire
#

Ravenloft is my favourite setting

severe rampart
#

To spare or to execute

wanton roost
#

Wait is this player spare or execute or boss spare or execute? I was referring to the mini boss as a purist

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Rolled character flaw is like basically the equivalent of "Gotta make sacrifices to get the job done and if the job gets done the end justifies the mean."

severe rampart
#

It all really boils down the what the player/character wants to do if they win

wanton roost
#

Whoops that one is on me for clicking on that, we're close to that fight though so it's okay

severe rampart
#

the mini boss hates them because they see lycanthropes as mindless evil creatures, beasts that devour the innocent

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So killing the mini boss is just proving his point

wanton roost
#

I do enjoy the player makes the characters flaws and such type of deal. Just kinda makes them feel more...realistic? Human? I suppose.

#

Honestly that's a fair view from a resident of Barovia

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Ah sheesh, it's sort of a damned if you do, damned if you don't kind of situation. On one hand ya win, kill him and his point is proven. On the other however, it's spare him and run the risk of him continuing to hunt you and your party.

severe rampart
#

the rest of the party is safe

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honestly, (don't read if you're my player) ||If the player does spare the battlemaster, that'll probably make him see that the player is different, probably wouldn't harm them||

wanton roost
#

Ahhh okay okay, I was saying that continuing to hunt them for future sake. Though, I do like this plan. Ya got this and I'm sure it'll be a very memorable duel and story

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Unless my fellow lycanbro just gets bodied

severe rampart
#

I got everything under control

severe rampart
wanton roost
#

I'll be praying for my fellow lycanbro. I also bet 20$ on 5 rounds

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I believe in dude

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If not 7 rounds

severe rampart
#

The dice have a story to tell

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Merciless, but fair

civic ember
#

wasnt their a server called "Tialston"?

glad arch
#

Im sure there is a server with that name, whats the relevance here though?

civic ember
#

im pretty sure it got wiped, because i was in that server, shit like usual, then i was suddenly removed from the server, i came to this server to check if i was banned or not and now it just doesnt show up when searching for it.

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or does the search function not pick up on bot messages?

wanton roost
sweet osprey
#

A dnd campaign based on avatar's last airbender. But there's no avatar in the campaign. It's just a bunch of benders trying to traverse the world.
I've been sitting on that idea for too long

severe rampart
#

So... everyone is just a Way of The Elements Monk?

civic ember
#

And seems like my questions get unanswered again... well... back to the mines searching for a good community server.

hot reef
sweet osprey
#

Oooo

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No, I just need to find a campaign to do it on

glad arch
#

Dnd doesnt really facilitate the idea of benders well

wanton roost
#

Fire Nation on top šŸ”„

hot reef
#

What's a fire nation?
-sincerely, Ba Sing Se resident

glad arch
civic ember
wanton roost
civic ember
#

and it was decently sized too, 300 members.

scenic zinc
civic ember
#

and the search function does pick up on bot messages, which means the posting for Tialston is completely gone.

severe rampart
scenic zinc
#

300 people is less than my graduating class from highschool

severe rampart
#

but 300 is actually a large number, imagine 300 people chasing you...

civic ember
glad arch
#

300 out of 300k people on here

wanton roost
#

Angry mob, say hello to grapeshot, tally ho lads!

dense sequoia
#

I'm a new dnd player and joined a campaign recently, one of the players just randomly blocked everyone and the DM lost motivation and is ending the campaign entirely

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Pretty disappointing, might just give up on trying to find a game as well 😭

wanton roost
#

Nahhhh, that's dumb

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Be strong like bear and find new game

glad arch
#

Yeh finding a good game can definitally be discouraging. When you finally find one though it is in my experience a great time

dense sequoia
#

I just spent a while preparing for it, wasted a lot of time

wanton roost
#

I think the party is what makes it a good game. Sometimes people don't vibe and it doesn't work out

dense sequoia
#

Dont wanna keep wasting more time if people are going to be rude (which ive heard how rude people can be)

wanton roost
#

Just find ya a group that vibes

dense sequoia
#

Easier said than donee

wanton roost
#

That's why ya give them a vibe check in a session zero

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Or better yet, just have a hangout call to break the ice at first

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Getting to know the party is equally as important

dense sequoia
#

i tried doing that, the response I got from everyone basically was "Sure that sounds good ill see if I can" and then ignoring me when I tried to initiate it šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø guess its just not the right group in general

civic ember
#

@spring wigeon naeski, do you got a functioning link to the "Astrallae" server? because the link for your posting is down.

silk hare
#

so didnt pass the vibe check

dense sequoia
#

True

wanton roost
civic ember
#

actually question, what is westmarch exactly? like for play styles, is it text or voice based?

errant crag
#

You're gonna have to throw some lines out there if you wanna catch any fish

dense sequoia
dense sequoia
wanton roost
#

Then perhaps try to start collecting peeps ya vibe with for a game and try to get a DM?

civic ember
still plover
wanton roost
civic ember
#

its always like playing guess who lmao...

wanton roost
#

Damn I had a decent character idea yesterday but I have forgotten it

still plover
#

What class was it? Look at the list, see if anything sparks.

silk acorn
#

Do the 2024 rules changes to darkness upset anyone else?

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"Item cant be worn" Okay so let me just be a complete and total inconvience to any party i play with if i take this now šŸ™‚

#

Thats fun

woven flint
#

... What?

still plover
woven flint
#

Cast it on an enemies weapon :3

still plover
glass granite
#

For example, cast darkness on a coin, and put it in your mouth and close it when you want the darkness to disappear, and open your mouth when you want darkness

woven flint
glass granite
woven flint
silk acorn
#

Idk why they felt the need to add that to it

spring wigeon
civic ember
still plover
glass granite
#

It’s probably to stop you casting darkness on an enemy’s armor or clothing. I wouldn’t call casting it in an object and picking it up a loophole.

silk acorn
#

I dont think you could keep it in your mouth. It says covering it blocks the darkness

glass granite
#

That’s the point

silk acorn
#

But for RP purposes.. Imagine someone looks at you and cackles and shadow begins pouring forth

#

Wowza

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10/10

glass granite
#

If you want it always out you can just cast it on anything you have out

silk acorn
#

or you could just walk out of range of the enemy since darkness usually means no opportunity attack but yes

#

I like that

glass granite
woven flint
#

Nvm

rough basalt
#

i did the unthinkable

#

I actually remembered to do everything i shouldve before my session tonight

wanton roost
rough basalt
#

Tonight i throw a tarrasque at my level 7 party

wanton roost
#

Why are you so evil?

rough basalt
#

I'm hungry

wanton roost
#

Well stop that

#

You dingus

vernal orchid
# dense sequoia I just spent a while preparing for it, wasted a lot of time

Again im really sorry aaaghhh I feel really bad
It was the second time to happen and its so much set-back especially for my first time advertising a campaign with people I dont know beforehand. I thought the session 0 went well and we did end up breaking the ice but I guess other players didnt agree. :( Wish i was communicated with atleast a little bit, again im really sorry it wasted your time/got your hopes up

vernal orchid
#

Was mondays and thursdays but i ultimately scrapped it. I dont wanna risk a third person leaving after a search and losing motivation over and over again. It kept getting delayed as is auurgg

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Person who left recently had alot of issues that werent brought up with me and finding out was really hitting since im not too much of a pro dm or anything, first time doing stuff with people who arent friends so it was an odd blow to get and made me just not. really want to do it anymore oug

wanton roost
#

Tell me about said game

vernal orchid
#

Was just dragons of icespire peak

errant crag
#

Darn I can't trigger 5.5e Alchemist's level 5 subclass feature with Green Flame Blade

woven flint
#

I'm feeling devious

wanton roost
#

I got no idea what that is my friend

dense sequoia
wanton roost
#

My experience is with Homebrew worlds

vernal orchid
#

uaa premade campaign for beginners that D&D made. It was a simple campaign about a dragon misplacing monsters by trying to settle near a large town

wanton roost
#

Shhhh

vernal orchid
#

I usually also do homebrew for the most part, was the first time doing anything fully set up

wanton roost
#

Well hey dude

wanton roost
vernal orchid
#

D&D Beyond but we didnt get to start the game really. We had a session 0 and that was about it, everything kept getting delayed beforehand

woven flint
dense sequoia
#

suggested they talk with the dm about it and they ignored me so idk

vernal orchid
#

probably social anxiety maybe? maybe used to DMs being aggressive idk

#

benefit of the doubt here im going to assume it wasnt anything malicious and just. not good at communicating

wanton roost
#

Ah hecc I have no experience with D&D beyond. But hey dude if ya want I can possibly fill in for the player who left depending on the time. Keep this ball rolling and all

vernal orchid
#

campaign is already cancelled

#

Dont rly wanna do it anymore, with people i dont know atleast

wanton roost
#

Understandable

wanton roost
errant crag
#

The stars are aligning to make the build I'm making not work

wanton roost
#

Don't let your dreams be dreams pinky

wanton roost
errant crag
#

Great Weapon Master requires the Attack action it doesn't work if I use a Greatsword with True Strike

crimson gulch
#

Yeah the limit on the new GWM feat is there for sure

wanton roost
errant crag
#

I would rather just use a different build

viral sphinx
#

Hey guys never played the game before, but i would love someone playing to try understand a little more

rough basalt
#

Slip the dm a 20 dollar bill

errant crag
#

I hate making a build that requires the DM allow it to work

wanton roost
rough basalt
#

I got confused for a second then remembered that my EK used booming blade which does with GWM not TS

crimson gulch
#

Not with 2024 gwm

#

Unless you are still taking the attack action, and getting the cantrip too with their higher level feature

rough basalt
#

Yeah that's what I meant

errant crag
#

I went from (2d6 + Int Mod) + (1d6+ Int Mod) + PB to having that but without the PB

split canyon
#

Hey everyone^^
I'm new to this sever I hope you all are doing well!!

wanton roost
#

What's bad is that my mind went to N'wah from morrowind...my brain is so cooked

tawdry sentinel
rough basalt
#

I'd argue it's better your mind went to a fantasy one.

wanton roost
#

N'wah is just such a funny word

rough basalt
#

It's funny how basic elder scrolls became after Kirkbride left.

errant crag
#

Wondering for this Greatsword Artificer if I should take Shadow Touched for Wrathful Smite or Weapon Master for Graze

wanton roost
rough basalt
#

Went from complete batcrap insane to generic eurofantasy in oblivion to barely fantasy scandinavia

#

Shivering Isles was the last real "fantasy" thing of ES till ESO imo

wanton roost
#

Gosh I would kill for a Space Marine based 40k dnd game, sorry just had to throw that out.

Personally I would love if Morrowind got a huge remaster

#

I'm sure a lot of people would though

rough basalt
#

There's 40k tabletops that aren't the wargame.

errant crag
rough basalt
#

Dark Heresy, Wrath and Glory I believe is 40k I'm not 100%

#

Rogue Trader I think has a ttrpg

wanton roost
#

I know it does but it's just like the systems are all very confusing to me

#

It's like I'm getting punched in the face by math instead of the gentle slap in the face DnD does

rough basalt
#

Good

#

It's immersive too

wanton roost
#

Sora....you're so evil

rough basalt
#

Cause most of the imperium sucks at math too

lean wigeon
#

people gotta stop thinking 5e is simple ngl because i think it creates this misconception that every other TTRPG is like as complex as GURPS and lose interest in reading

#

actually GURPS is a bad example because it isn't really complex on its own as it is just super modular

wanton roost
#

Hey man I just wanna be an Iron Warrior and use artillery...just let a brother dream

errant crag
#

Sea Elf has become one of my favorite races lately and I hope they never reprint it

lean wigeon
#

mayhe Burning Wheel might be a better example?

rough basalt
#

A true child of the imperium can handle a little math

rough basalt
#

Generic Universal Roleplaying System

wanton roost
rough basalt
#

It's a modular game where it can be as easy or as complex as you want it to be.

wanton roost
#

Like it's just....so much

rough basalt
#

Sounds really light

lean wigeon
# river plank What’s GURPS

it fixes D&D it's a toolkit for making your own RPG by plugging and playing different sourcebooks together

you could make up your own TTRPG for alot of settings and tones, like horror or sci-fi or fantasy, hence why it's called the Generic Universal RolePlaying System

wanton roost
rough basalt
#

Like sounds like it's only as complicated as an old dnd system

lean wigeon
#

it's personally not my cup of tea but i know alot of people really like GURPS

wanton roost
#

Oh I've never played the older dnd systems before

rough basalt
#

Shadowrun is a game that'll desensitize you to most systems.

lean wigeon
#

but I prefer Fate or Cortex Prime for generic systems

rough basalt
#

That game requires degrees to play

wanton roost
#

I've heard pathfinder was cool though

rough basalt
#

Pf1e is about as complex as warhammer tabletop systems

errant crag
#

I'm rather partial to D&D myself

rough basalt
#

Which is akin to dnd 3.5e

broken imp
#

it was pretty cool

wanton roost
#

Ha....nerd

#

And this is when I am glad that Sora isn't my dm or a bolt of lightning would strike me

rough basalt
#

But yeah after playing Shadowrun, most crunchy systems seem much more manageable for me.

#

Shadowrun being one of the most crunchiest tabletop games in history

broken imp
wanton roost
rough basalt
#

Orcus (DnD 4e reimagined) aka the crunchiest system of today vs Shadowrun 3rd edition aka the Crunchiest system in history.

#

I don't think there's a system more crunchy than Shadowrun 3e

#

GURPs and Rolemaster are definitely contenders

errant crag
#

I don't know what it is but something about Shadar-kai just makes me not wanna play them.

lean wigeon
#

are you crunchy because you are shadowrun or are you shadowrun because you are crunchy

minor cargo
# errant crag I hate making a build that requires the DM allow it to work

Mind if I ask a question on this? Not a gotcha or anything.

So my friends and I were talking about class design in D&D (historically) we were talking about two UAs, that we think really showcase two extremes in design.

Modern Magic UA: https://media.wizards.com/2015/downloads/dnd/UA_ModernMagic.pdf
Path of the Giant UA: https://media.wizards.com/2022/dnd/downloads/UA2022-drjwf73f8n.pdf

So in Modern Magic, you have maybe the most player options. Like you can do a lot with it. But it's highly dependent on the DM. Like even if you're playing a "modern" setting, if there's nothing to hack, you can't use any of those features.

Compare it to Path of the Giant UA, where you get a handful of abilities that, IMO, boil down to "get big, hit hard". But doesn't actually say anything about giants, if that makes sense?

Given what you said, I imagine you have very little urge to play a Modern Magic class - but would find Path of the Giant UA really interesting?

Again, not a gotcha. I just think it's interesting to talk to players who have different views on this stuff than me.

rough basalt
wanton roost
#

Though on a serious note I've been spoiled by 5e. The only experience of other systems is watching like warhams and their stuff and it confused me.

rough basalt
#

You can use ruleslite hacks but it'll never replicate the spirit of needing to know 300 pages of rules to run a spellcaster.

wanton roost
#

I'm sorry 300 pages?

errant crag
rough basalt
#

I'm exaggerating. The actual corebooks are around 300 pages on average

#

But my first shadowrun character was literally only good at Stealth and Blowing people up and his character took 4 hours to make

broken imp
wanton roost
#

Woah man blowing people up is a precious ability

rough basalt
#

Keep in mind I suffer from information overload and need someone to walk me through stuff like this but generally yeah, Shadowrun characters take a couple hours for experienced players to make.

#

Hilariously enough, in play its very fast

broken imp
rough basalt
#

It's just roll a bucket of d6s

broken imp
#

and the dm obv

broken imp
rough basalt
#

Shadowrun is a system where I feel like Play By Post is good to mix with actual table play

#

Due to all the time and effort that can go into prep work for jobs. (Quests)

wanton roost
#

Play by post?

#

So just like rp then?

rough basalt
#

Text based between sessions

#

Then during sessions you handle all the action

minor cargo
#

Yup, it's an extreme example where if you aren't playing it in the right setting and/or with the right DM, it falls flat - hard.

There are other examples. For example, the old Purple Dragon Knight. That's something specific to the Cormyrian army in Forgotten Realms. But it also says a lot about the game you'll be playing.

But then you can also design classes to be setting agnostic. So path of the giant, even if there are no giants, still functions pretty much the same.

I'm not really driving at a point or anything. Just talking about these two kinds of design methodology.

rough basalt
#

That's one way to play it.
Another way to play it is just 100% guns blazing every job till you die.

#

You either do slow methodical and serious or complete batcrap insane guns blazing.

#

Mixing the two can lead to some boring sessions where some people are left out of stuff.

minor cargo
#

I wonder if going 100% guns blazing, having nothing to lose but everything to gain, in an anti-capitalistic and anti-corporation game has any synergy. šŸ‘€ /s /lh

sleek cloud
#

Torn between abjurer or Evoker wizard

broken imp
rough basalt
tawdry sentinel
#

Fireballing your own party is fun.

rough basalt
#

He had a good ending for Vancouver in Shadowrun

#

He robbed a high school delivery driver of his scooter, then rode off into the sunset with his elf girlfriend that he believes is a cosplayer cause magic isn't real.

sleek cloud
broken imp
sleek cloud
#

There’s pros and cons for both

broken imp
broken imp
fossil hollow
#

wake the [Redacted] up samurai

rough basalt
#

Hmm. My party of 4 is party of 3 tonight

wanton roost
#

Sad

#

So one of them gets spared

rough basalt
#

With the heroic pc gone, I fear for the engagement and parties rep /j

wanton roost
#

Nahhhh they got this

faint musk
#

where is the channel for those seeking GM advice?

wanton roost
#

Ya know cleric kinda makes a really good necromancer

sleek cloud
warm shore
#

I’m biased cause I like chronurgy better than all of em

#

Hands down they’re easily the most fun people to have in your party

sleek cloud
#

Don’t have that available to me sadly

errant crag
#

The D&D community makes me wanna give up on D&D entirely sometimes

minor cargo
#

What’s up, vague poster? lol.

glad ferry
#

It seems like a succubi race would be fun to use in a campaign. I didnt realize there were so many different parts even fallen angels

fossil hollow
#

you can just use tiefling. the last thing we need is something to propagate the problematic reason why there isnt a succubi species

glad ferry
#

A cleric necromancer would be interesting

fossil hollow
#

death and grave are a thing

lavish flame
glad ferry
#

Ill take a look at them

fossil hollow
#

played a chthonic tief for a while until she died yesterday

glad ferry
#

I like the tiefling class

fossil hollow
#

not a class

glad ferry
#

Tiefling race

broken imp
#

nvm

primal estuary
#

hot(?) take: tortles would be a way cooler race if they were med/large instead of small/med

glad ferry
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And I would never want a succubi playable race. As an enemy sure

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My brain ain't fully here

fossil hollow
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you did say it would be fun...

fossil hollow
primal estuary
scenic zinc
fossil hollow
gusty charm
hollow estuary
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Why does wotc not make any large sized races

fossil hollow
primal estuary
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i have a character named salty thats a 12 foot tall, roughly 200 year old tortle

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he's heavy as hell, too. he weighs as much as a buick lmao

scenic zinc
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My druid is often a Gargantuan creature

fossil hollow
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giant tentacle yeah

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all the better to be hit with aoes

hollow estuary
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I found a dm counter to find familiar giant fly!

The counter in question?

German sticky grenade. (Table insurance not included)

errant crag
primal estuary
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tortles need a lore buff lmao

fossil hollow
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they did

scenic zinc
fossil hollow
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ill just kill you a 4th

hollow estuary
errant crag
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My CoS character can't be revived

scenic zinc
crimson gulch
hollow estuary
primal estuary
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"Dearest Joanthony, I hope this grenade reaches you in good health. I am simply writing to let you know that you are going to explode. Kind regards, Sol."

glad ferry
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The holy hand grenade!

primal estuary
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that would just be the same thing but the letter's a bible verse or some shit lmao

hollow estuary
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This is actually so peak.

primal estuary
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"Explosives 12:21 "Then, the lord said, BOOM. and everything exploded. The end."

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forgive my non biblical bible quote, im not religious

hollow estuary
errant crag
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Like its pendulum swinging wildly from one day to the next

minor cargo
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Yeah.,, the D&D community is really big. So that doesn’t surprise me. But it sucks to get whiplash no matter the context.

Want to say more? I figure you’re just looking to vent.

errant crag
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Nah I'll just drop it there

hollow estuary
fossil hollow
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what

undone bloom
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hasbro paying more people? but where would C.C. get his third yacht?

hollow estuary
spiral girder
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Which sounds cooler Siren of war or Wail of war

wanton roost
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Siren of War

fossil hollow
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SoR

hollow estuary
fossil hollow
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the latter would be cooler if it was Whale of War

spiral girder
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Well it isn’t whale unfortunately

wanton roost
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Wait hold on, what's the context for this name?

spiral girder
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it’s for a dragon who’s flight is very loud like a jet

limber trail
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The Siren of War

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Maybe the Banshee of War? That’s not as good

fossil hollow
spiral girder
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I feel like siren of war has won unless any other good ideas come

spiral girder
fossil hollow
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hard to think of anything else when dragon and jet are in the same sentence

spiral girder
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Yeah

primal estuary
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BANANA BOMBBBBB

errant crag
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One of my players quoted Pack Tactics and I just don't wanna deal with this low-key

fossil hollow
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oh god

undone bloom
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i send you my sanity like charging a spirit bomb

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no one deserves to listen to pack tactics

hollow notch
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how does pact magic slots add to regular slots

undone bloom
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you just get them with your regular slots

primal estuary
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we need a banana spell

undone bloom
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you need a funnier bit if you're gonna be this intrusive

primal estuary
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like wish but it turns the target into a banana

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i actually have no words that was a really impressive sentence

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i’m genuinely appalled i don’t have a comeback nor a response

fossil hollow
hollow notch
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wiz 1 war 2 4 slots?

fossil hollow
primal estuary
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are there any races that are made out of food

lyric viper
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I mean... All of them. I guess.

primal estuary
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not like ā€œhuman haha if you try hard enoughā€ like an actual food like cake or something

fossil hollow
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everyone is made out of food, technically speaking. just depends on your diet

primal estuary
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i knew this was gonna happen

spiral girder
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being made of food sounds like a curse

primal estuary
lyric viper
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Cannabalism comes up surprisingly often.

fossil hollow
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to a lizardfolk, everyone is potential food

lyric viper
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I do want to see a ginger bread man construct now.

primal estuary
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i’m saying

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i want a dude made out of a brownie or something

fossil hollow
undone bloom
crimson gulch
spiral girder
sonic quiver
fossil hollow
lyric viper
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Plasmoids?

fossil hollow
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is plasmoid jelly... edible?

crimson gulch
errant crag
sleek cloud
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One way to find out

sonic quiver
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forbidden jello 2.0

fossil hollow
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well, you only live once

errant crag
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At the table with 3 martials, and the warlock player was the one quoting Pack Tactics

sonic quiver
lyric viper
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So many forbidden puddings in D&D.

fossil hollow
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Waiter, I request your strongest plasmoid!

primal estuary
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i want a breadfolk race

sleek cloud
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Can I get the diet plasmoid?

astral hull
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I’m new is there any group I can join

sleek cloud
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With a side of flies

sonic quiver
fossil hollow
idle oar
sleek cloud
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Drat

crimson gulch
empty thicket
fossil hollow
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what are we? monsters? we feed our plasmoids as much as they like here

sonic quiver
crimson gulch
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Natural 40 games are serious 😃

fossil hollow
#

chasme

crimson gulch
fossil hollow
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nooooo not [monotone text to reader voice]: "chasme"

sleek cloud
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After the 2nd time were you like ā€œah, the gift that keeps on givingā€

crimson gulch
fossil hollow
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OH

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chasme survives still

crimson gulch
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They also true polymorped a player into a marilith and I nearly nailed them with a dispel evil and good to send them to the hells

fossil hollow
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owch

errant crag
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I don't believe in serious games at this point

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It's a made up thing

fossil hollow
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in this day and age, no. too much serious shit outside of the game

undone bloom
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ain't that the truth

sleek cloud
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I love a little whimsy

sonic quiver
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i've never had a 100% serious game. They can absolutely have serious moments, but I need—nay, require—whimsy

rose ingot
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Finding a game that fits my uni schedual is rough man...

crimson gulch
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It's real, there's a lot of laughter and fun but my games at their core are a all serious

empty thicket
errant crag
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Serious doesn't have to mean depressing

limber trail
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I mean… I run a pretty ā€œseriousā€ game and it’s a great time. It can work. But I totally understand that not everyone wants that weekly

rose ingot
spiral girder
errant crag
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And serious doesn't mean no humor allowed

sonic quiver
primal estuary
crimson gulch
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Nope my games are far from depressing, by serious I mean folks are committed and locked in, my session skip rate is about 2%

spiral girder
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oh

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I thought you meant story wise

crimson gulch
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And I'm running 7 games, it's my full time job. You better bet I take it seriously

spiral girder
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Wow

fossil hollow
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we try to make him laugh to farm heroic inspiration

crimson gulch
fickle heart
sonic quiver
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actually, i am curious: how many of y'all play together

primal estuary
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i’ve never met any of these people in my life

sonic quiver
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i feel like it's a few based on conversation

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or have played together

odd valley
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i’ve met a total of one person here irl

primal estuary
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i’ve met a total of one person here irl too

odd valley
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and it was purely by coincidence

primal estuary
fossil hollow
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god, speaking of the moonshae, ive been having the biggest urge lately to do a more natural campaign that focuses on fighting against colonization and industrialization. i blame steve

crimson gulch
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Just ti has been at my table at the shop

errant crag
# fickle heart Do you mean serious in tone or serious in terms of investment?

Mix of both, I'm fine with humor being had above the table and jokes being made above table but I want the world to be taken seriously and the game to be taken seriously. I've played at a lot of tables where throwaway jokes become things in the games or where people play jokey non serious characters in what's supposed to be a more grounded game and it just kinda brings it down for me personally.

fossil hollow
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jadepunk campaigns also are piquing my interest haaaard

primal estuary
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i aspire to have that much fun doing ANYTHING one day

fossil hollow
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nohing is stopping you

crimson gulch
primal estuary
fossil hollow
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damn. why did i have to shoot my foot

sonic quiver
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um.

crimson gulch
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They were fighting the displacer tarrasque and dragon tower in that photograph

sonic quiver
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i would advise against that generally

primal estuary
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sorry, that was more somber than i meant it to be lmao

fossil hollow
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i need my SEA game

sonic quiver
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one of my most favoritest campaigns was sina una

fossil hollow
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maybe i run sina una when i start an irl group again

primal estuary
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one time i ate an entire set of dice. i don’t advise any of you to do so, but i was fine. i have a disorder that gives me compulsions to eat non-food items

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i just wanted to brag my dice consumption rate

undone bloom
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you've eaten six more dice than me

sonic quiver
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rookie numbers (I do not eat dice)

crimson gulch
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I dropped a d6 into a candy bowl and absent-mindedly bit it, the dentist made a joke about me failing that roll....

primal estuary
undone bloom
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i have eaten, in fact, one die

primal estuary
#

which one

crimson gulch
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It was about the same colour and size as the Cadbury mini eggs

undone bloom
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someone snuck a tiny d20 into my meds at the table lmao

primal estuary
#

the d4 wasn’t actually as bad as the d6

undone bloom
#

wombat-shaped

primal estuary
#

the d6 was the only one i actually nearly choked on

primal estuary
#

i’m having a stroke

undone bloom
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my vibes are more pristine than yours will ever be until you throw off the shackles of obeying cringe and embrace whimsy in everything you do

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real answer: it's the text-equivalent of body language. some guy has a TED Talk about it i think

spiral girder
#

any avid world anvil users

fickle heart
# errant crag Mix of both, I'm fine with humor being had above the table and jokes being made ...

Yeah, that can be a struggle, 100%. From my own experience, one of the primary things that enables that seriousness is PCs having goals that exist outside of "survive", and those goals having actual ties to the world that can be leveraged by both the player(s) and the DM.

For example, my Halfling Druid in a Grim Hollow campaign (hence, quite serious) is very whimsical normally, but I created very strong "lines" as part of his backstory. A party member was afflicted with vampirism (very much unwillingly and grappling with that existential dread is a fundamental part of that PC's development) and said vampirism is progressively getting worse over time. (TW: child harm; mods, I attempted to make this very tame, but please feel free to delete if this is still too much and I can try to make it more vague), ||his vampiric urges caused him to kill two orphan children||.

My Halfling's values are huge towards family, due to him canonically having a massive family and the group has very respectful lines against PvP unless both party members consent and the purpose is narrative, so it was decided OOC that my PC would be the only one in the group not told about that information. It's one of the few things IC that he would find unforgivable, and he would be liable to immediately try to kill this other party member (and he would almost undoubtedly succeed, having anti-vampire spells already) if he knew, both out of rage from what this party member has done and mercy to prevent said party member from falling further. It's the type of social dynamic that requires the group as a whole to be very mature and on-board with PCs coming in conflict with each other where the players themselves might have to work something out for the health of the story, which can involve an individual's character to be "sacrificed" for doing something the group can't in good conscience forgive.

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At the same time, it's an absolute blast of a campaign, and all of us players take personal responsibility for contributing to its success, both by being very invested, and by ensuring we give the DM as much possible leverage to use over our characters via relationships in the world. At least three fingers, an arm, and part of a thigh have been sacrificed among the party for the sake of relationships, and it's likely that number increases over time.

primal estuary
#

koose

flying moose enemy with laser eyes

armor class: 90

hp: 6

plural: keese

usually travel in packs of 300 or more

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also they deal 400 damage and always piece armor. perfectly balanced, as all things should be

sleek cloud
#

I cast counterkoose

idle oar
#

Sounds like #homebrew (and crazy overpowered lol)

spiral girder
primal estuary
idle oar
primal estuary
sleek cloud
#

glad my quick thinking could save the day

strong wave
#

Gnomey dontcha know me

lofty thunder
#

Man i wanna dm a crooked moon campaign but i’ve never dm’d before so I’m super nervous

knotty vine
#

I’ve done it 30 ac

stiff rock
knotty vine
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Now the Tarrasque itself would need to roll an 11 to hit me

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With disadvantage cause of dodge

rough basalt
#

I tpkd my party

strong wave
#

Why

rough basalt
#

That makes 3(4)

knotty vine
#

Yeah!

rough basalt
#

My mind flayer kept recharging mind blast

knotty vine
#

throws confetti at Sora

rough basalt
#

He only failed one recharge while players were alive.

quaint tangle
#

Does D&D Beyond have a desktop app?

knotty vine
#

Do I really need 30 ac…

knotty vine
rough basalt
#

Mind Blast spamming

quaint tangle
strong wave
#

Does DND beyond have a phone app

knotty vine
#

Now I can do 1d12+15 plus another 2d10 force damage

#

Just hope that nothing is resistant or immune to force DANCE

onyx haven
#

At AC 30, every enemy is getting graze from now on 😈

rough basalt
#

God i feel so bad

#

I shouldve used the cancelled players PC but i usually dont lol

quaint tangle
#

What's Wizards of the Coast?

lavish flame