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imagine you have eternity and all u do is torment what is a continent over some lost love
bad boys confirmed
Strahd could win against the 400 baboons?
Use whichever philosophical lens works best for your D&D game
I have concluded that Strahd is, indeed, not hot
action economy says no, at least not the battle
chimpanzee bolt from the wizard king?
but then again the baboons probably cant kill him really
since he just reforms in his coffin iirc
then just win one battle against him, only that
yeah, only one way to kill Strahd canonicly
oh yeah sure
let me guess, stab his heart with some special weapon? sun?
||stab his heart with a stick and destroy his coffin or sth||
||or while he is in his coffin iirc||
||it definitely was sth with his coffin||
can regen and stay out of range of them, so yeah
Baboons don't have ranged attacks they can ready, they also don't have the strength to do damage by throwing random rocks
You sure you're not thinking of Dracula?
Baboons are unlikely to hit him, he has regen, and resistance if they do hit him... he's probably fine
It's 400 baboons. Action economy says he dies
I mean yeah, also depends on the environment, if your goal was to have them actually fight, just surround the area with flowing water or sth
I dunno, 5e Strahd is pretty easy to clown.
but yeah, same as always for fictional character arguments: depends on the "writers"/dms goals
||nvm he doesn't have fly speed, but I don't think he can take enough damage from the number of baboons that would fit nearby||
Anything without an AOE, or an escape method, dies to 400 Baboons.
if you want them to fight head on, the baboons probably win
Action economy math would only work like that if you make strahd non-strategic
Spoilers, bud.
so spawncamped, amazing
||I think he can turn into mist no?||
removing
||so like, he could run away||
Welp, time to drop him a Sun Nuke on him or smt
||To kill Strahd von Zarovich in Curse of Strahd, players must destroy the Heart of Sorrow, use radiant damage (sunlight) to halt his regeneration, and confront him in his tomb. Essential items include the Sunsword, Holy Symbol of Ravenkind, and Tome of Strahd. He must be defeated in his coffin to prevent his return.||
He's a vampire, you'd figure that'd be obvious.
||takes action but yeah I suppose, it just may not be worth spending an action||
keeping Vecna down is... more complex
||true, but also depends, bc if the baboons are anywhere close to him they WILL eventually reach him, he also "only" has 1 turn||
He's just one annoying vampire, and a whiny one at that.
dont forget the loser
and maidenless
Only if you decide to pretend that's true. That's not at all how he's written.
He may be king of the castle in his little pocket realm, but he is a speedbump to the major players outside of it.
even if you do prevent Strahd from soming back , Ravenloft may just hip check you and revive him
on average he takes 0.5 damage from being hit by a baboon, and a baboon has a +1 to hit
he'd need to take 7ish baboon hits to even deal a single point of damage, or ||140|| baboon attacks to outpace his regen
that many baboons cannot reach him in a single turn
Hush, I'm insulting and demeaning him on purpose because he's a loser :V
yeah I suppose thats fair
iirc only one person ( as far as those who are overlords of a pocket) has escaped Ravenloft, but Soth has a chance to as well.
if you use average baboon damage... they can't hurt Strahd
are they fighting strahd in his castle?
Just because it's funny and commonplace to make those jokes about him doesn't make that true about strahd
||but then it also depends on whether or not it is day
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if not, could baboons survive for 8 hours worth of rounds until it's sunny and destroy his regen?
I made strahd immune to weapons under plus 2 and spells under level 4
sure, but he also is a fictional character and people can do whateverš¤·
Fair.
Unless you're doing some AL stuff, big bads should have their capabilities tweaked from the statblock. Make them individual.
||or can they urinitae on him to put him into "running" water to outpace his regen?
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1 billion baboons vs strahd
||he has 7-8 turns to find shade, and can be a cloud of mist and just ignore the baboons||
The only final boss I dident have to change was toa
||yeah the cloud of mist makes it kind of pointless xD, u right||
Sure... but then "lul tiamat iz a 5 headed dummy with 0 brain"
Why bother having any kind of shared lore about a character if everyone is just going to say their own personal version of that character?
bc its a storytelling game and your interpretation of a character is usually decided by how they are first portrayed to you
How do we even talk about characters at that point?
I hate that they made Tahkisis just Tiamat.
Tiamat usually succeeds. Tahkisis takes constant Ls
so unless the dm is fully aware of the lore and how strahd "should" be, he will be pictured differently from group to group
Tiamat: Sometimes the rainbow tastes you
The dunking on Strahd will continue so long as he remains so dunkable.
Non-magical BPS immunity saving him.
Until the Baboons get the magic sticks.
That's not my point. I'm saying claims are consistently made about strahd as though they're actually accurate - rather than "this is my portrayal of character X"
This is going on for quite sometime more than baboons v strahd feels necessary. Its almost more of a whiteroom situation at this point building the perfect scenario, numbers and theorycrafting.
well all dnd villains are like that? they all are played by diff groups, theres no such thing even if someone was aware of how strahd should be bc the module leaves stuff up to the dm
theres like parameters but thats about it
I've fought a baboon irl before and they are much fiercer than their stats in dnd give them credit for
I wonder if they're bringing the madness stuff back in the Ravenloft book
I mean did you win?
Not really it ruined my trip
Which is fine.
I'm talking about the conversation of a character outside of the table setting. Such as here.
you are weaker then a commoner in dnd
hello
sure which goes to the point there is not real strahd personality outside of the parameters. I could see the mf likes cheese like sure
can sm1 have a convo with me. i dont wanna sleep so
I would play Strahd like Leslie Nielsen's Dracula
prob would be accurate as long as it fit the parameters alr set
This is the official d&d discord, why dont you join the ongoing conversations? Non-dnd talk otherwise goes to #non-dnd-topics
It stole my phone. I couldn't let that stand
oh mb i was looking for that channel. i didnt see it so i cane here planningto talk smthing abt dnd
Strahd has been part of dnd for 43 years. There's plenty of personality that can be referenced that doesn't amount to "lol he is a loser"
ok guys i gave a serious question.
We are going to be starting at level 3.
Gnome swashbuckler, has squat nimbleness for origin feat.
level 4 feat- would skilled be better for a skill monkey, or fade away?
Anyone have any ideas for barbarians that I can turn into a custom subclass
yes ergo parameters
me and my dm made a shamanistic barbarian that got druid spells along the arcane knight ..whatever that fighter subclass is, and could cast spells while in rage to a level up to one half their proficiency bonus
That sounds cool
only casting druid spells of course. But rage + shillelagh is golden fun
Strahd is a loser because of his actions
People don't like him because he's an abusive misogynistic ass.
It's fun to make fun of him because he's a terrible person but also there's no repercussions because he isn't real
Strahd has cool moments, but arguably, he's still a loser because of cultural perception
Then say you don't like him. He's not "a loser".
Accerak. Now that guy knows how to party.
Lord Soth is a violent emo in my headscanon
He def is a loser
Yes, Strahd is a more complex individual than his terrible actions, but his actions make him icky to modern sensibilities so, he's classified as a loser.
Soth is a huuuuuge softie for Kitiara
Like he has lost everything he cares for, is a perverted version of himself, is hated widely, has nothing, and its all hsi fault
he also only punches down
Strahd is by no means a "Badass" and I don't think he's meant to be viewed that way.
He preys specifically on weaker individuals and folds to people on his level.
His whole plot line with ireena is loser tier behavior lol
Strahd exists in a game that doesn't and almost never has done horror well. That's his true curse.
Strahd is Strahd and Strahd kinda sucks
roll a d20 to be scared
If they didn't spend time making the man comically evil, maybe he'd be more appealing as a horror icon in D&D
Rolled a nat 1. I'm gunna act like I'm being brave even though I have the Frightened condition.
the Madhouse of Tasha's Kiss has been pretty good horror
Strahds other curse is existing within a realm that D&D characters also exist lol
The mechanics of dnd don't encourage the players to participate in themes that would benefit a horror plot.
Tasha's Kiss is a really good module (it's 3rd party). But yeah, to azerick's point, I wouldn't call it horror because, well, we played D&D characters. Violence was generally the answer to most problems.
Horror works great in dnd, thats why the most popular modules are the horror ones
They aren't.
"Violence is usually the answer!"
They're not horror modules. They're triumphant.
Curse of strahd is the most popular module of 5e, and thats a horror campaign
It isn't
CoS is the most popular one because the rest are for the most part mediocre, not because it does it's horror elements particularly well.
CoS isn't popular because it's "Horror" it's popular because it's Heroic Fantasy with Gothic paint
Exactly
I was going to suggest one where the heroes come to a town that is being attacked by wood spirits and fey, BUT its because the townspeople are killing the forest.
who do they side with? There is no clear villain.
I dunno, the Townspeople sound pretty bad in that situation
Time to massacre a village for the fey homies
the townspeople need the land and lumber though ..and yes I would choose the fey myself
You're gunna have a pretty hard time convincing the players to kill the town unless you make the town silly amounts of clear evil
sure is, but go ahead and ignore that i guess? page 7 of the book clearly identifies it as a horror book and talks about how to tackle that
the town isn't blatant evil. Its neutralish, the fey as well
Hey do you guys have any tips on how to survive the Tomb of Annihilation since my party is going to go in it next session?
10 foot pole
It isn't horror. It's light gothic themes. The module, and system as a whole, isn't set up for horror.
stick your hand in everything to find secret doors
ran a similar arc in Q'barra with dragonshard mining
It's not as bad as some dms make it to be.
Just run it carefully and with consideration
Ok
I can write "I'm a spooky vampire" on my forehead. Doesn't make it true.
Hard disagree, dnd works great for horror
Reads your forehead
Hm.. Oh..? AAAAAH!!
I didn't say you can't get it to work. Just that it's not built for it by default.
Purely based on the existing mechanics.
You can make it scary despite of the system not due to the sytsem
hard disagree once, feeling dread and fear is essential to any game of dnd
@copper warren just be glad Tomg of Annihilation isn't Tomb of Horrors. use a ten foot pole
Other systems have mechanics that actively encourage horror themes.
To be honest this my first time going in it
I know I bring it up a lot, but I think Ten Candles is a great game to hold up to D&D (when talking about horror). I think Ten Candles' "dice pool" mechanic and the "burning traits" mechanic are both really aligned with horror as a theme/genre/play experience.
ROTFM, TOA and COS are popularly scary specifically because they've been heavily talked about as Meat Grindery.
That has nothing to do with mechanics
Horrors was written specifically to kill/threaten players who think they are invincible. Annhilation is more balanced. Just use extreme caution
Yes. That's true.
CoS but everytime I hear about Strahd I ask when can I kick him in the Cajones
DO IT
Kas is a scarier vampire than Strahd, let's be honest
as he should be he is much stronger and on a grander scale. I also think they are portrayed diff within the parameters
sure does, when you are down to the wire and you dont know if you are going to live or die, cleric rolling death saves, fewer hit points left than fingers on one hand and Strahd is up next and the DM looks at you, that is a moment of Tabletop horror at its finest
Would you say that applies to everything, like you are on low hp ans the enemy is next
idk if thats bc of dnd or is that just a basic game mechanic?
CoS but when the party fight Strahd, Kas comes to claim Barovia as his and then the real boss fight starts /joking
I feel like you're interpreting what I'm saying as "dnd bad!". That isn't what I'm saying.
I'm saying it's not a universal system. It does well with many things, but other systems do certain things better because the mechanics of those systems accentuate certain themes or ways of playing.
it is the natural expression of tension in a dnd game to evoke horror
Again*
Im saying that isnt a dnd thing rlly yk? like any game with hp will do that
but were having the conversation here so were talking about DND
i wouldnt say its horror tension sure but like every game with hp if you get low will have some tension
i dont care about other systems, i dont play them, most folks dont
sure but that has nothing to do with a dnd centric/specfic mechanic
Its a universal one
I mean I think the convo was a comparision
Horror is still horror when the people going through it are powerfull
in. a void dnd can do horror fine ig
D&D may work for horror in-spite of the system, not because of the system. It's truly not a system designed for horror, though.
Hmm...
...I hate to say it, but my gut says that the word "horror" isn't specific enough - and that's probably a root cause of why we can't get on the same page.
whats your fav paladin subclass
im not here to compare other systems, im saying dnd horror works great and its some kind of Definition twisting to say otherwise
Redemption Paladin, 4sure.
I have to be scared or creeped out Id say, which doesnt occur in games in gen for me
I like Redemption myself
You're ignoring the entire point of the conversation to approach it this way though.
I usually play good characters, heroic, and redemption makes a nice vessel for it
Been seen that alot, might be my next subclass I play
Ive been thinking of playing a blind char was gonna go monk but redeem could be fun
could be a blind ranger
Correct, because this is the DND server. so im here to talk about DND
I never once said you can't do horror in dnd. I said it's not designed for it.
... for real?
there is so much great horror designed for dnd
"Grilling is the best way to have a steak. I don't care about other cooking methods. I don't use any other cooking methods. In fact, most people don't."
This is what it feels like sometimes when we talk about horror.
You can compare and contrast things
Id rather be a blind commoner
if this was a discord about Grilling i would expect that, if someone wanted to talk about frying that would be off topic for there
Dnd doesn't exist within a vacuum
Blinkin. from men in tights?
but maybe Id try ranger, like a gloomranger or smth
I generally consider the topic of "D&D works for [X]" to be something that works best with a wild example, like romance.
One can say D&D works great for romance, because they've had tons of great romance plots in D&D, but at that point we aren't actually referring to what D&D actually does, but what we're doing within D&D. Those two things can be easily conflated, though, and untangling them is partly definitional, yeah.
It isn't off topic to talk about the shortcomings of the system, it's mechanics, and what themes work well or are more difficult to achieve
if you enjoy disadvantage on attack rolls sure
the difference being we dont have several offical books on romance, but we do for horrror, we have a lot for horror
Peace clerics try to avoid attack rolls
I mean yeah, but at some point you wanna deal damage
We highkey should get a romance book. Graz'zt presents: Smooching And Other Sweet Delights
nice in theory, but same as "pacifist" characters, only works to some extent as combat is inherent to most dnd tables
true.
mmm we musnt ignore the violence inherent in the system
Gothic settings aren't the same as a horror theme being achieved
Look at me being oppressed!@frail wasp
You should be the author, Gwyn, I'd actually buy the book š /silly
Just because an official book exists, that doesn't inherently mean it works. If we got an official book for romance, would we say that romance inherently works? Same goes with stuff like Spelljammer where they made a book for spaceship combat and it got panned for not really being comprehensive. In that case, even though the official book exists, it doesn't conclusively drive a point home.
The largest point I'm personally trying to make, though, is that we need to be a bit less focused on individual subjective experiences and more on wide-scale principles of game design.
My Warlock has a gudge against Demon kind.
But me.. as a person?
Heh...
Heh heh..
I wanted to adapt the Deathgate Cycle to dnd, but sartans and patryns would be on a spell point system..or maybe sorcerers are patryns, wizards are sartans
I mean, in order to vanquish demons, someone has to summon them first no? he. he he..
Spelljammer 5e was great too, the books we have for dnd work great. this just sounds like you haven't had a good time with it personally but man these books do work great, i have ran all of them, have you?
I think you're fully missing the point urizt
It isn't a conversation of "it works"
It's a conversation of what the system is designed for
And what it inherently encourages with its mechanics
it works great because the design intention of 5e dnd makes it work great, that is my position that is in opposition to yours.
Again you're missing the entire point of the conversation.
nope im just rejecting the point you are trying to make, im not missing it.
-# Iām getting Deja Vu
You're not rejecting my point. You're not even arguing against it. You're making a fully separate and unrelated argument.
these conversations happen from time to time
I have a feeling this convo is gonna go in circles lol
it is fated
Maybe you both just are locked into your respective beliefs
He's not even engaging with the actual conversation is the issue.
Maybe this could help us? We can still stop the conversation or take a break, but I'm hoping this direction might prove more fruitful?
@crimson gulch You mentioned you think D&D mechanics are great for a horror themed game. What specific mechanics do you think work well for horror? Extra info about why you think they work will well will also help IMO.
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Rolling 3 nat1 consecutive
Sure and idk if thatās going to change lol
peak horror moment
Iād be aight š¼
And then if folks disagree, we can at least have that as a starting point? I know it's a lot to ask, but we can also reverse it. For example, @scenic zinc , you could list out specific D&D mechanics and say why you think they don't work well for horror - and also give some extra reasoning why.
i also think there's different goalposts on what that means
If we wanna go back to horror, I think people can say "d&d does horror" because it has scary elements, while others think it can't do horror because it isn't designed to provide that same feeling that horror games, movies, etc can provide
I dont. 
Skittles?! Who Telekinetically Shoved you?!
I have hope in Steve's question
psions are mean
I'll kill 'em!
If you play a Paladin youāll be able to do it
Let's beat em up
you go do that. i'm 5 feet away and they can just use that bonus action again
i dont play any of those paladins yet, someday
im a fighter for now
Don't get recruited...
Stay strong
A lot of people expressed these sentiments, including myself, so it may be that your perspective has entirely different values behind it.
Relax bard, go back to singing
We're doing stereotypes now? okay Paladin, throw it back /ref
Like, I think D&D can do thriller well, but I wouldn't say it can do horror. Tension is heavily used in the thriller genre, and I say that as a huge fan of the thriller genre.
Throw what back? L stereotype
the fact that your pc can be killed very quickly in so many situations, that its filled with Horrible monsters in dark depths, filled with war and terror. and villas with dark desirers You are a powerful hero yes, but even teir 4 hero's can be made to feel small and weak by designing your encounters and adventuring days to make it happen.
you take everything that's in a horror book or movie and you can run dnd with all of that RAW and make a horror game sing as your players scream.
no church or king hold something i need so badly. I am good with my party
Out of all charisma casters, paladins are... okay
Yeah just be a guy with armor and be able to use every weapon. Just like....attack twice and do some neat stuff
I mean.
They're a Half-Caster
Spellcasting isn't their entire thing typically
Yup, they do have some nice features though, I must admit
i can 100% agree that i have different values than a lot of folks here, i actualy do think 5e DND is the worlds greatest RPG
for charisma chaster we have
Bard, warlock and sorc so....
1 is a wizard with extra steps
the other 2 have some special things i like
Warlock pact slots are something i find interesting
That's not what I mean by values, really. I'm referring to everything behind that perspective, all of the reasoning, and so on and so forth.
Which is the wizard with extra steps?
Sorcerer
world's greatest RPG as in TTRPG? Or RPGs period?
Bard
Sorc at least have metamagic
What I value in a horror game is not something D&D could ever provide, really, unless we're heavily homebrewing.
Thought so, with the way they phrased it I thought they meant Bard
I will not accept this Bard slander
.. Bard is definitely more than Wizard with extra steps.
They get access to 4 entire spell lists at level 10.
we are not just "Wizards with extra steps"
guys i have a question. my dm wants us to make a backup builds bc the campaign we are running is very difficult bc we want hard combats. can someone coach me through the strongest 5.5e build they can think of for damage dealing. mix max friendly table
A wizard with some sort of bless in feature 
Yeah, Bards are just bad
(I am making wide sweeping claims to enrage people on the internet) /joking
Play something you want to play, you don't have to be the strongest
For dealing Iām pretty sure berserker barb is up there at least just on a basic level
depends on level and magic items
If you want maximums, #optimization is the best channel
Fighter, wizard or paladin. Each one is the "best" in their category
I have rolled two nat ones with advantage.
I had my character slip on a banana peel
the thing i dislike about these kinds of conversations is people in here saying that dnd Cant do X Y or Z may dissuade new folks from even trying, i like seeing more positivity, its a game that we all play for fun here, and there are so many different ways to do it.
one time in a session the DM rolled 14 times nat20
WE call that the "Miracle session"
because we managed to survive in some sort of weird way
I kind of like the idea of fighter but when i look at the class it just doesnāt seem that special. i tried building a true strike eldritch knight but it doesnāt really work
if i had listend to the haters and never tried to run horror or spelljammer or any of the "Bad" campaign books i would have locked myself out of so many great times
one time in a session I never rolled anything above a 15 till the end of the session, I threw those dice into a tupperware takeout box and never played with them again.
what about it you didnt end up liking?
at least 24 fighter get more love and is more manageable ngl
If you want magic and fighter but eldritch knight isnt your jam, try wizard and blade singing
That reminds me, I have to checkout to see if Echo Knight got updated for 2024 and see if it got buffed or nerfed
i havenāt really found a good guide to that class
it wasnt
I think it's more of the fact that there simply aren't existing mechanics to support horror themes, rather than the ones that exist doing it poorly - but I'll try. Three off the top of my head are:
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Nearly all rules related to making the game more difficult or gritty are part of the optional rules rather than part of the core rules, and most didn't get reprinted in the updated version of the rules. (Example https://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/dnd/dmg-2014/dungeon-masters-workshop#AdventuringOptions)
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Failing an ability check, RAW, simply leaves events as they were prior to the attempt being made. There is, mechanically, no punishment for trying something you're not good at. Again, RAW. Yes, a dm can interject and make a decision point here and provide some consequences, but that's not the system doing that at that point.
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The CR system, as designed and as advised, does not ever put the PCs in an overwhelming amount of danger.
I never once said you can't do horror in dnd, though. I've reiterated that many times.
See, I don't entirely disagree. I think people can get overly critical of 5e, but I think people can get overly defensive of it, too.
In the grand scheme, though, 5e is a game that does some stuff good and some stuff bad. Other games often do their specific focuses better, because that's their specific goal. Where I'm always cautious is when someone approaches a conversation of "D&D can do X" without the quiet part stated that it can take a huge amount of effort to actually accomplish that. If something is sold to be easy when it's not, even if a particular individual finds it easy, it can just muddy the waters to the point that there's no ACTUAL ability to look at the topic holistically. It's kinda why anecdotal evidence is taken with such a heavy grain of salt, because it's very easy for biases to inject themselves into the conversation without being stated.
I saw a bladesinger barbarian - because blade song and using spell levels for protection can be used in rage
i also dont think it puts them in the same kind of danger relative to horror. Like, the game expects you to fight back against threats by just running at them and hitting them or something like that. People in horror movies, games etc often win because of their surroundings or some plan rather than a special feature they got. in d&d, by default you're not helpless where i think the opposite is usually true in horror stuff
Yes. A lot of horror themes center around dealing with powerlessness.
stabbing the alien in the vents that's chasing you is indeed unhorror
If you are able to cast spells, you can't cast them or concentrate on them while raging.
unless it changed in 2024, no you cant
Ah yes, the long form convos. Delightful. Time to get some popcorn.
Features which use spell slots but arenāt spells still work
hoping you make it to the safe zone in time as you run through the hallway KNOWING it can hear you, that's the horror
I've had my popcorn ready
at the least bladesong and rage can stack iirc
granted thats using 2 major consumables at once
isnt "casting spells" not only pertaining to spell slots? but using them in general?
Or just...
Be a full Barbarian or Bladesinger š§
And requires you to have at least a 13 in int and str
Dont think so
Casting spells without spell slots isnāt allowed by rage
Using features that arenāt spells but use spell slots are allowed by rage
My Bladesinger was pretty powerful as a full-classed Wizard...
But he also got 30 Intelligence so-
and of course my stance doesn't have any "nevers" and i dont want to stop people from having fun. I will not doubt that urizt is having fun, but i also dont think many DMs are as at urizt's level, and might not have as much fun trying to make something work
How?
My dm joked about him and Mizzit having a tea party lmao
thats one of the bladesinger ability. It just eats the slot, no spell
oh you meant as in racial features that "allow you to cast sth", yeah thats fiar
theres plenty of ways (if your dm allows for them)
Artifact.
Homebrew Artifact.
It was tge only benefit he got though.
Had to spend in game months fully attuning to it for more
Iām not aware of any racial features that have features that use spell slots which arenāt spells
oh right, pardon me I am a bit tired
brains a bit mixed up, read it wrong
well a forest gnome can't cast minor illusion whild in rage
Hey so I'm sure I'll sound like a goober for asking this. What the hell is VTT?
I'm saying this from the pov of someone who plays and runs games in a multitude of systems. I've done, and do, horror in many of them including dnd. I'm in no way saying you can't do it. I'm only saying other systems have mechanics that better support horror than dnd.
but thats an actual spell being cast
Virtual Tabletop
Though, that Wizard retired because he's got two kids now
And I'm playing another character lol
virtual table top
Virtual table top
Roll20
Owlbear Rodeo
FoundryVTT
Oh I remember him
Mmmm, table table
Table²
Of course, with it comes the chair chair
Yup, my Harengon fellow Raising a Wyrmling and a God Reborn as a Wyrmling
true. I think when this comes up, it is a relatively unexperienced DM doing something that would take a lot of time and effort to be good. In that scenario suggesting a different game is often gonna be the easiest solution, unless it's that difficult to learn and teach players a new game (which it can be at times)
So VTTTTTTTTCCCC?
I agree, but also I do think its tough to quantify where Power/Agency stops something from being Horror. I think stuff like A Quiet Place or The Walking Dead might be better inspiration for D&D Horror, where the supernatural horror elements are relatively killable. The protagonists have agency over the horror there, and its still horrific and scary.
oh for sure
what about x^e table
an exponentially growing table huh
Better run like an egg yolk before you get folded like am omelet >:[ /silly
I don't think either franchise mentioned maintained their Horror tone for the full duration, one is basically an Action franchise and the other became a Soap. Maybe thats telling for how D&D horror works best idk.
Everytime you look away from the table it grows in length and width by one inch
I also just want to add to this that I'm not making these comments from the perspective of the audience, but the prospective game designer. If someone tells me they used content I made to do something wildly outside what I expected as a genre, I'd have to assess that to see if it's a fluke, their definition of X is different than mine, I agree with them, or if I have no clue what they mean.
I say this because the designers of D&D are people, too. Often times the designers did other stuff before working on D&D, as well, which means that every designer brings their own approach and perspective into the games or content they create. D&D is human-made, after all.
I know it's scramble like an egg, I like being extra
hahaha, why run, Ill just sit on my x^e table and grow away xD
which is i think what d&d wants horror to be. Fantasy adventure with a horror sheen, which is all well and good
yeah I was thinking sth didnt quite add up 
Is it just me, or Disarming Attack is kind of useless, as a maneuver?
No its amazing
How so?
it does extra damage
you can disarm all the no weapons that monsters use
As most maneuvers do, you add your superiority die
Nah cause it takes an action for them to pick their stuff back up š
It's you
If you take away the enemies weapon, or spellcastinf focus you are going to remove capabilities from them
dragon gonna look real silly once it's disarmed
No, it's not an action, iirc
I think comparing a hypothetical D&D game to The Walking Dead can be helpful. I see a lot of similarities.
Heroes start off pretty much thrown into the "action". There's shock and awe at the start, just like in most early campaign sessions. Then heroes slowly start to gain power. They get resources, find allies, etc. Then there are twists, and the threat amplifies (and often times, even changes completely).
But if you continue that on, you need to keep amplifying the threat and at some point, it gets kind of silly - but not necessarily in a bad way. Like by the end of the TV series The Walking Dead, zombies could climb and even use tools and plan. To me? Not a great move and really took away from the series. But is it still a fun lil' romp where you get to watch a monster take another crossbow bolt to the face? For sure.
Making that giant drop his axe greatly decreases his damage potential
Disarming attack isn't bad!
You're taking off an ARM! duh. /joking
yeah, i was just saying thats what keeps it from being completely bad
it's a game changer against any enemy which has a single weapon
One failed save, you grab the weapon, and the enemy's damage plummets
Oh....hecc
"RAW disarming doesn't do anything special. According to the rules, picking up your weapon from the ground and attacking with it is no problem."
Either way Riposte is best Maneuver
Yeah that's why you run away with it
Oh I get it now I think!
You don't just disarm them and leave it there where they can reach
You could maybe use your Limited Time Object interaction and kick it away?
Who would leave the weapon there to be picked up?
I kinda forgot about LTOI, sorry it's late in here lmao
Oh wait that's right picking stuff up is a free action if I remember it right
Or if they are flying or something, there it goes.......
It's an object interaction which you get one of iirc
One attack
Disarming, the nest.. Push weapon mastery + Shoving Attack, boom, profit.
Just planning something for my battlemaster mini boss vs my battlemaster player next session
oh you're using it on players?
Yup
Give the battlemaster mini boss riposte and I promise you....it'll be so funny
shoulda led with that lol
It already does
I've created some custom rules for this "duel" of battlemasters
Enemy's with graze weapon mastery are super fun
Bless you kind soul š
When the enemy misses me with a Riposte, so I Riposte them back
my mind definitely has changed on graze recently
You don't have to limit yourself, you can throw a bag of sand in his eyes if you want, improvised weapons are a-okay
Missing the opponents AC by 10 or more will provoke Attack of Opportunity
Attempting to hit "weak" spots will grant you disadvantage on the attack roll but advantage on the damage roll
Critical Hits will grant an extra attack
Riposte Chain (Riposte until one hits)
After getting to 0 hp, roll your hit dice (5d10), gain an injury, and get back up with that amount of hp and that will count as a failed death save
This is because the Battlemaster Mini Boss has insane hp (165), and the player has 54
Exactly
Gosh it would be funny to have like a couple of reactions for each battlemaster because if they miss their riposte then it's just a funny back and forth
wanted it to be fun, attack miss, riposte, riposte misses, riposte, and then keep on chaining that until someone hits their counter
yup exactly
there's about an 80% chance the battlemaster player will die
In character, their party sacrificed them so they could live (above table, they were alright with it, we talked about it first of course)
Going to be fun
That's wild.
You gotta do what you gotta do, and I feel like the Warlock has a trick up their sleeve
Abandoning a party member is the saddest thing. It's like....leaving behind a puppy
Funnily enough the Battlemaster is a lycanthrope
Duuuuude
the context of it is, they just failed their stealth mission twice in a row, the monk just went unconscious and now the mini boss arrived once more, which from their last encounter left them with single digit hp
I like when PCs leave behind party members. It means I'm guaranteed a fresh PC soul harvested.
Every fighter is getting lycanthropy, I got it like 2 sessions ago in Curse of Strahd. So now I got like 4 days left until the next full moon
I love the battlemaster player, he was so cool with it and he was actively teeing up his backup character
If I could send gifs it would be the cat smacking the other one repeatedly.
But...I wanna
Honestly....the player is fine with it. How does the character feel about it? Because personally I sense a revenant in the future
I have no idea how they feel about it in character
they battlemaster is honorable and gave them some time first for the duel, even gave them "The Art of War" by Tzun Su
and gave back their +1 Halberd
What is this game!? Please tell me more about it
This is Curse of Strahd lol
I wonder what to do if my player does a disarming attack against the mini boss and kicks away their weapon
the boss just spits out blood and raises their fists lmao
Picks up the player and uses them as a weapon
Oh no, I just realized I'm in the worst place for CoS spoilers
No worries, my game is very different from CoS
CoS spoilers are generally only in #1029833015423143957
I add in my custom bosses, etc.
Phew
and the stuff I talked about aren't really things you would see in Curse of Strahd
I finally get to play CoS and it's amazing so far. I wanted to play it for so long and now I wanna try and find an in-between week day game. But tell me more about these custom bosses š
Generally when I want players to get magic items they need to earn them, my battlemaster for instance has to kill or otherwise defeat this battlemaster mini boss in order to get it, however this mini boss has become more prominent as the party's toughest opponent yet
As I've said before, there's a very high chance the battlemaster will die next session
Dude better buff himself with some lycanthrope form and use his Maneuvers
"The Art of War" by Tsun Zu is an item I made that allows him to change a battlemaster maneuver after a long rest and "upgrade" one of his maneuvers once
The Battlemaster Mini Boss has custom "upgraded" maneuvers, so I thought that'd be cool to include
I ran Curse of Strahd
Never underestimate a dedicated player and fate of the dice
I've given custom rules to give him a good fighting chance
Make it so that if he eats him in lycanthrope form he gets a lil bit of battle knowledge and gets some extra upgrades to his Maneuvers
I've done all I can
Nahh
I need my fellow fighter and lycanthrope buddy to survive and get stronk
That would only prove the Mini Boss right for hating him
Aw man, a purist eh?
i love curse of strahd, its such a great campaign
Dude it's so good so far, I am loving it
Ravenloft is my favourite setting
I'm not saying he can't do it, I'm saying it'll drastically affect the story
To spare or to execute
Wait is this player spare or execute or boss spare or execute? I was referring to the mini boss as a purist
Rolled character flaw is like basically the equivalent of "Gotta make sacrifices to get the job done and if the job gets done the end justifies the mean."
They don't have a "flaw"
It all really boils down the what the player/character wants to do if they win
Whoops that one is on me for clicking on that, we're close to that fight though so it's okay
the mini boss hates them because they see lycanthropes as mindless evil creatures, beasts that devour the innocent
So killing the mini boss is just proving his point
I do enjoy the player makes the characters flaws and such type of deal. Just kinda makes them feel more...realistic? Human? I suppose.
Honestly that's a fair view from a resident of Barovia
Ah sheesh, it's sort of a damned if you do, damned if you don't kind of situation. On one hand ya win, kill him and his point is proven. On the other however, it's spare him and run the risk of him continuing to hunt you and your party.
the rest of the party is safe
honestly, (don't read if you're my player) ||If the player does spare the battlemaster, that'll probably make him see that the player is different, probably wouldn't harm them||
Ahhh okay okay, I was saying that continuing to hunt them for future sake. Though, I do like this plan. Ya got this and I'm sure it'll be a very memorable duel and story
Unless my fellow lycanbro just gets bodied
I got everything under control
I'm sure they'll last at least 4 rounds, due to the custom rules I added for duels
I'll be praying for my fellow lycanbro. I also bet 20$ on 5 rounds
I believe in dude
If not 7 rounds
wasnt their a server called "Tialston"?
Im sure there is a server with that name, whats the relevance here though?
im pretty sure it got wiped, because i was in that server, shit like usual, then i was suddenly removed from the server, i came to this server to check if i was banned or not and now it just doesnt show up when searching for it.
or does the search function not pick up on bot messages?
Sadly true
A dnd campaign based on avatar's last airbender. But there's no avatar in the campaign. It's just a bunch of benders trying to traverse the world.
I've been sitting on that idea for too long
So... everyone is just a Way of The Elements Monk?
And seems like my questions get unanswered again... well... back to the mines searching for a good community server.
I believe there are TTRPG systems specifically for the power system of Avatar
Dnd doesnt really facilitate the idea of benders well
Fire Nation on top š„
What's a fire nation?
-sincerely, Ba Sing Se resident
Most people probably havent heard of a random community server so cant say anything about it, try reaching out to people you know were on there and see what they think
i remember one of them had the name of sam, but i wasnt in dms with anybody there.
You look this war in the face and accept the ugly truth!
and it was decently sized too, 300 members.
Where Sifu Hotman lives, of course
and the search function does pick up on bot messages, which means the posting for Tialston is completely gone.
yeah... highly doubt anyone will know about that here
300 people is less than my graduating class from highschool
but 300 is actually a large number, imagine 300 people chasing you...
regardless i still think it got wiped.
Nah I'd win
300 out of 300k people on here
Spartans!
Angry mob, say hello to grapeshot, tally ho lads!
I'm a new dnd player and joined a campaign recently, one of the players just randomly blocked everyone and the DM lost motivation and is ending the campaign entirely
Pretty disappointing, might just give up on trying to find a game as well š
Yeh finding a good game can definitally be discouraging. When you finally find one though it is in my experience a great time
I just spent a while preparing for it, wasted a lot of time
I think the party is what makes it a good game. Sometimes people don't vibe and it doesn't work out
Dont wanna keep wasting more time if people are going to be rude (which ive heard how rude people can be)
Just find ya a group that vibes
Easier said than donee
That's why ya give them a vibe check in a session zero
Or better yet, just have a hangout call to break the ice at first
Getting to know the party is equally as important
i tried doing that, the response I got from everyone basically was "Sure that sounds good ill see if I can" and then ignoring me when I tried to initiate it š¤·āāļø guess its just not the right group in general
@spring wigeon naeski, do you got a functioning link to the "Astrallae" server? because the link for your posting is down.
see, the "if I can" means its not a priority
so didnt pass the vibe check
True
Sometimes that happens m8. Just keep looking. You'll find some peeps
actually question, what is westmarch exactly? like for play styles, is it text or voice based?
You're not gonna find the perfect group first try
You're gonna have to throw some lines out there if you wanna catch any fish
yeah but it takes a long time to see if a group is right or not, and its discouraging when it isnt
never liked fishing anyway lmaoo
Then perhaps try to start collecting peeps ya vibe with for a game and try to get a DM?
Can be either.
is it favored to one side more then the other?
Couldn't say.
Plus like....when ya do get that perfect game with the homies then you'll want to stick with that group longer
its always like playing guess who lmao...
yeah thats true
Damn I had a decent character idea yesterday but I have forgotten it
What class was it? Look at the list, see if anything sparks.
Do the 2024 rules changes to darkness upset anyone else?
"Item cant be worn" Okay so let me just be a complete and total inconvience to any party i play with if i take this now š
Thats fun
... What?
Cast it on an item, then carry it?
You can work around it
Cast it on an enemies weapon :3
While they aren't wearing or carrying it?
For example, cast darkness on a coin, and put it in your mouth and close it when you want the darkness to disappear, and open your mouth when you want darkness
I'm tired shhh..
Me no thinky
Like a creep.
I did the same thing with a glass eye, that example is just one I was taught
I'd make a joke but the haters would sabotage me.
It just feel unnecessary to create hoops like this.... which means setting an item aside to cast it on is probably a loop hole that theyll close in the next rules update
Idk why they felt the need to add that to it
That's weird, it should be working cause we've had people join from it. Try from the disboard here:
will do, the link is invalid on the posting for it on the looking for community tab.
I know, I'm just thinking of the guy who forgets they can carry it in a pouch, remove it with a clasped hand and pop it in for use. They just go around with their mouth shut all the time, communicating via eyebrow movements until it's time to let the darkness spill forth.
Itās probably to stop you casting darkness on an enemyās armor or clothing. I wouldnāt call casting it in an object and picking it up a loophole.
I dont think you could keep it in your mouth. It says covering it blocks the darkness
Thatās the point
But for RP purposes.. Imagine someone looks at you and cackles and shadow begins pouring forth
Wowza
10/10
That way it doesnāt inconvenient teammates
If you want it always out you can just cast it on anything you have out
I simply grapple them :]
or you could just walk out of range of the enemy since darkness usually means no opportunity attack but yes
I like that
As a shadow monk, do both
i did the unthinkable
I actually remembered to do everything i shouldve before my session tonight
I think it was something for a Forge Domain Cleric but I can't remember
Tonight i throw a tarrasque at my level 7 party
Why are you so evil?
I'm hungry
Again im really sorry aaaghhh I feel really bad
It was the second time to happen and its so much set-back especially for my first time advertising a campaign with people I dont know beforehand. I thought the session 0 went well and we did end up breaking the ice but I guess other players didnt agree. :( Wish i was communicated with atleast a little bit, again im really sorry it wasted your time/got your hopes up
It aint your fault š
What days is it?
Was mondays and thursdays but i ultimately scrapped it. I dont wanna risk a third person leaving after a search and losing motivation over and over again. It kept getting delayed as is auurgg
Person who left recently had alot of issues that werent brought up with me and finding out was really hitting since im not too much of a pro dm or anything, first time doing stuff with people who arent friends so it was an odd blow to get and made me just not. really want to do it anymore oug

Tell me about said game
Was just dragons of icespire peak
Darn I can't trigger 5.5e Alchemist's level 5 subclass feature with Green Flame Blade
I'm feeling devious
I got no idea what that is my friend
its one of the premade dnd campaigns
My experience is with Homebrew worlds
uaa premade campaign for beginners that D&D made. It was a simple campaign about a dragon misplacing monsters by trying to settle near a large town
Shhhh
I usually also do homebrew for the most part, was the first time doing anything fully set up
Well hey dude
Well like what were the times you were doing your games amd what were they on? Like roll20?
D&D Beyond but we didnt get to start the game really. We had a session 0 and that was about it, everything kept getting delayed beforehand
It's because we Survived that adult white dragon at level 6 š
The player who left had been occasionally dming me complaints they had, to me alone (no clue why)
suggested they talk with the dm about it and they ignored me so idk
probably social anxiety maybe? maybe used to DMs being aggressive idk
benefit of the doubt here im going to assume it wasnt anything malicious and just. not good at communicating
Ah hecc I have no experience with D&D beyond. But hey dude if ya want I can possibly fill in for the player who left depending on the time. Keep this ball rolling and all
campaign is already cancelled
Dont rly wanna do it anymore, with people i dont know atleast
Understandable
Though hey man, just remember that sometimes it just happens. Don't attribute a lashing out to your skill as a dm and don't let it discourage you m8 
The stars are aligning to make the build I'm making not work
Don't let your dreams be dreams pinky
But tell me about this build
Great Weapon Master requires the Attack action it doesn't work if I use a Greatsword with True Strike
Yeah the limit on the new GWM feat is there for sure
This is why you bribe the DM to let it work
I would rather just use a different build
Hey guys never played the game before, but i would love someone playing to try understand a little more
Slip the dm a 20 dollar bill
I hate making a build that requires the DM allow it to work
Nah buy them some pizza
Check out #learn-to-play and #dnd-newcomers
I got confused for a second then remembered that my EK used booming blade which does with GWM not TS
Not with 2024 gwm
Unless you are still taking the attack action, and getting the cantrip too with their higher level feature
Yeah that's what I meant
I went from (2d6 + Int Mod) + (1d6+ Int Mod) + PB to having that but without the PB
Hey everyone^^
I'm new to this sever I hope you all are doing well!!
What's bad is that my mind went to N'wah from morrowind...my brain is so cooked
I also dislike it because then it always feels like being the fun police for the "um actually no you can't do that"
I'd argue it's better your mind went to a fantasy one.
N'wah is just such a funny word
It's funny how basic elder scrolls became after Kirkbride left.
Wondering for this Greatsword Artificer if I should take Shadow Touched for Wrathful Smite or Weapon Master for Graze
I just hope the 6th one is good
Went from complete batcrap insane to generic eurofantasy in oblivion to barely fantasy scandinavia
Shivering Isles was the last real "fantasy" thing of ES till ESO imo
Gosh I would kill for a Space Marine based 40k dnd game, sorry just had to throw that out.
Personally I would love if Morrowind got a huge remaster
I'm sure a lot of people would though
There's 40k tabletops that aren't the wargame.
Warhammer 40k has its own TTRPG
Dark Heresy, Wrath and Glory I believe is 40k I'm not 100%
Rogue Trader I think has a ttrpg
I know it does but it's just like the systems are all very confusing to me
It's like I'm getting punched in the face by math instead of the gentle slap in the face DnD does
Sora....you're so evil
Cause most of the imperium sucks at math too
people gotta stop thinking 5e is simple ngl because i think it creates this misconception that every other TTRPG is like as complex as GURPS and lose interest in reading
actually GURPS is a bad example because it isn't really complex on its own as it is just super modular
Hey man I just wanna be an Iron Warrior and use artillery...just let a brother dream
Sea Elf has become one of my favorite races lately and I hope they never reprint it
mayhe Burning Wheel might be a better example?
A true child of the imperium can handle a little math
Whatās GURPS
Generic Universal Roleplaying System
Yeah but when ya gotta keep track of getting hit in specific areas, armor resistances and such it makes the whole thing a slog for me
It's a modular game where it can be as easy or as complex as you want it to be.
Like it's just....so much
Sounds really light
That sounds pretty cool
it fixes D&D it's a toolkit for making your own RPG by plugging and playing different sourcebooks together
you could make up your own TTRPG for alot of settings and tones, like horror or sci-fi or fantasy, hence why it's called the Generic Universal RolePlaying System
Shhhh you're evil and you scare me
Like sounds like it's only as complicated as an old dnd system
Sounds really cool actually
it's personally not my cup of tea but i know alot of people really like GURPS
Oh I've never played the older dnd systems before
Shadowrun is a game that'll desensitize you to most systems.
but I prefer Fate or Cortex Prime for generic systems
That game requires degrees to play
I've heard pathfinder was cool though
Pf1e is about as complex as warhammer tabletop systems
I'm rather partial to D&D myself
Which is akin to dnd 3.5e
it was pretty cool
Ha....nerd
And this is when I am glad that Sora isn't my dm or a bolt of lightning would strike me
But yeah after playing Shadowrun, most crunchy systems seem much more manageable for me.
Shadowrun being one of the most crunchiest tabletop games in history
well just ask if he lets u have super op builds
Sora will you let me have super op builds?
Orcus (DnD 4e reimagined) aka the crunchiest system of today vs Shadowrun 3rd edition aka the Crunchiest system in history.
I don't think there's a system more crunchy than Shadowrun 3e
GURPs and Rolemaster are definitely contenders
I don't know what it is but something about Shadar-kai just makes me not wanna play them.
are you crunchy because you are shadowrun or are you shadowrun because you are crunchy
Mind if I ask a question on this? Not a gotcha or anything.
So my friends and I were talking about class design in D&D (historically) we were talking about two UAs, that we think really showcase two extremes in design.
Modern Magic UA: https://media.wizards.com/2015/downloads/dnd/UA_ModernMagic.pdf
Path of the Giant UA: https://media.wizards.com/2022/dnd/downloads/UA2022-drjwf73f8n.pdf
So in Modern Magic, you have maybe the most player options. Like you can do a lot with it. But it's highly dependent on the DM. Like even if you're playing a "modern" setting, if there's nothing to hack, you can't use any of those features.
Compare it to Path of the Giant UA, where you get a handful of abilities that, IMO, boil down to "get big, hit hard". But doesn't actually say anything about giants, if that makes sense?
Given what you said, I imagine you have very little urge to play a Modern Magic class - but would find Path of the Giant UA really interesting?
Again, not a gotcha. I just think it's interesting to talk to players who have different views on this stuff than me.
Shadowrun because you are crunchy
Though on a serious note I've been spoiled by 5e. The only experience of other systems is watching like warhams and their stuff and it confused me.
You can use ruleslite hacks but it'll never replicate the spirit of needing to know 300 pages of rules to run a spellcaster.
I'm sorry 300 pages?
My issue isn't with a class or subclass needing the DM to work with you to make it work like 2014 PHB Ranger and stuff like that, it's with needing the DM to allow something to work in a way that it doesn't normally work as intended.
I'm exaggerating. The actual corebooks are around 300 pages on average
But my first shadowrun character was literally only good at Stealth and Blowing people up and his character took 4 hours to make
only 300
Woah man blowing people up is a precious ability
Keep in mind I suffer from information overload and need someone to walk me through stuff like this but generally yeah, Shadowrun characters take a couple hours for experienced players to make.
Hilariously enough, in play its very fast
idk about barb but for the modern magic i feel like it's highly dependent on the campaign setting
It's just roll a bucket of d6s
and the dm obv
it's always fun to kill people by blowing them up, even if u fail at the killing part š
Shadowrun is a system where I feel like Play By Post is good to mix with actual table play
Due to all the time and effort that can go into prep work for jobs. (Quests)
So true my friend, so true
Yup, it's an extreme example where if you aren't playing it in the right setting and/or with the right DM, it falls flat - hard.
There are other examples. For example, the old Purple Dragon Knight. That's something specific to the Cormyrian army in Forgotten Realms. But it also says a lot about the game you'll be playing.
But then you can also design classes to be setting agnostic. So path of the giant, even if there are no giants, still functions pretty much the same.
I'm not really driving at a point or anything. Just talking about these two kinds of design methodology.
That's one way to play it.
Another way to play it is just 100% guns blazing every job till you die.
You either do slow methodical and serious or complete batcrap insane guns blazing.
Mixing the two can lead to some boring sessions where some people are left out of stuff.
I wonder if going 100% guns blazing, having nothing to lose but everything to gain, in an anti-capitalistic and anti-corporation game has any synergy. š /s /lh
Torn between abjurer or Evoker wizard
um any reason for u to choose those two?
Hilariously enough my first character had this policy and he didn't die.
Fireballing your own party is fun.
He had a good ending for Vancouver in Shadowrun
He robbed a high school delivery driver of his scooter, then rode off into the sunset with his elf girlfriend that he believes is a cosplayer cause magic isn't real.
Because I have ideas for either one, arcane investigator type for abjurer or family specialty for Evoker since his name is orziver Kindlethread
i'd love to try this but i have yet to played a combat heavy campaign where i can use my nice and op build
Thereās pros and cons for both
exactly what one of my players did, landed a max damage fireball on herself and the people around her
so are u asking for roleplay purposes or optimization purposes?
Cyberpunk theme plays
wake the [Redacted] up samurai
Hmm. My party of 4 is party of 3 tonight
With the heroic pc gone, I fear for the engagement and parties rep /j
Nahhhh they got this
where is the channel for those seeking GM advice?
Ya know cleric kinda makes a really good necromancer
Depends. Either #dm-discussion or #dm-world-building
Perhaps even #homebrew
Or if it's a particular module:
https://discord.com/channels/516367331358801950/1029833015423143957
Bit of column a, bit of column b. Moreso just what anyoneās general opinions or experiences are of those two
i'd say i like evoker better
Iām biased cause I like chronurgy better than all of em
Hands down theyāre easily the most fun people to have in your party
Donāt have that available to me sadly
The D&D community makes me wanna give up on D&D entirely sometimes
Whatās up, vague poster? lol.
It seems like a succubi race would be fun to use in a campaign. I didnt realize there were so many different parts even fallen angels
you can just use tiefling. the last thing we need is something to propagate the problematic reason why there isnt a succubi species
A cleric necromancer would be interesting
death and grave are a thing
I might hit up them new Tiefling subtypes, Chthonic and Abyssal. Might be worth your while idk
Ill take a look at them
played a chthonic tief for a while until she died yesterday
I like the tiefling class
not a class
Tiefling race
hot(?) take: tortles would be a way cooler race if they were med/large instead of small/med
And I would never want a succubi playable race. As an enemy sure
My brain ain't fully here
you did say it would be fun...
They should live longer, too
i see you there, galapagos tortles are peak
i kinda thought they already lived very long
Just get a feature that let's you get bigger. There's plenty of ways to do it
they used to live for 50 years
I thought their lifespan was 60 yrs? Lemme double check
Why does wotc not make any large sized races
worse, 50
i have a character named salty thats a 12 foot tall, roughly 200 year old tortle
he's heavy as hell, too. he weighs as much as a buick lmao
My druid is often a Gargantuan creature
I found a dm counter to find familiar giant fly!
The counter in question?
German sticky grenade. (Table insurance not included)
It can lead to some potential balancing issues
tortles need a lore buff lmao
they did
Kill me three times and I will come back stronger than ever
ill just kill you a 4th
Kill me once and I'm dead š
My CoS character can't be revived
Oh no, my feelings
Just remind them that the things in the dm guide only exist at the dms digression
Stick a note to the sticky grenade. š
"Dearest Joanthony, I hope this grenade reaches you in good health. I am simply writing to let you know that you are going to explode. Kind regards, Sol."
The holy hand grenade!
that would just be the same thing but the letter's a bible verse or some shit lmao
This is actually so peak.
"Explosives 12:21 "Then, the lord said, BOOM. and everything exploded. The end."
forgive my non biblical bible quote, im not religious
This statement is fact checked by real pelorian patriots ā
It just annoys me how there can be such creative open minded people who are also extremely uncreative and closed minded at the same time
Like its pendulum swinging wildly from one day to the next
Yeah.,, the D&D community is really big. So that doesnāt surprise me. But it sucks to get whiplash no matter the context.
Want to say more? I figure youāre just looking to vent.
Nah I'll just drop it there
chris cocks should totally mod this dude for real. (thats the hasbro ceo)
what
hasbro paying more people? but where would C.C. get his third yacht?
Biggie C would never š
Which sounds cooler Siren of war or Wail of war
Siren of War
SoR
Wail of war
the latter would be cooler if it was Whale of War
Well it isnāt whale unfortunately
Wait hold on, what's the context for this name?
itās for a dragon whoās flight is very loud like a jet
-# ... Valstrax?!
I feel like siren of war has won unless any other good ideas come
Ngl that is literally just them it wasnāt on purpose
hard to think of anything else when dragon and jet are in the same sentence
Yeah
BANANA BOMBBBBB
One of my players quoted Pack Tactics and I just don't wanna deal with this low-key
oh god
i send you my sanity like charging a spirit bomb
no one deserves to listen to pack tactics
how does pact magic slots add to regular slots
you just get them with your regular slots
we need a banana spell
you need a funnier bit if you're gonna be this intrusive
like wish but it turns the target into a banana
i actually have no words that was a really impressive sentence
iām genuinely appalled i donāt have a comeback nor a response
you slap how every many warlock levels you got onto other caster slots. its not combined unlike other casters
wiz 1 war 2 4 slots?
you get level 1 wiz spell slots
and you get level 2 warlock pact slots
are there any races that are made out of food
I mean... All of them. I guess.
not like āhuman haha if you try hard enoughā like an actual food like cake or something
everyone is made out of food, technically speaking. just depends on your diet
i knew this was gonna happen
being made of food sounds like a curse
thatās the idea
Cannabalism comes up surprisingly often.
to a lizardfolk, everyone is potential food
I do want to see a ginger bread man construct now.
i should curse my warforge to be made out of gingerbread when he enters Cyre
not the gumdrop buttons :(
Not warforged
itās not like a common thing it feels wrong to say this but like why not just fish for a race with that description
tell that to a rust monster
metal is yummy to gold dragons
Plasmoids?
is plasmoid jelly... edible?
Oooh I love rust monsters, I have scored 3 sets of full plate destroyed over the past 2 years
It was in the context of martial balancing too
One way to find out
forbidden jello 2.0
well, you only live once
At the table with 3 martials, and the warlock player was the one quoting Pack Tactics
i like that you keep tally š
So many forbidden puddings in D&D.
Waiter, I request your strongest plasmoid!
because fish are more commonly animals than food. iām talking something thatās exclusively a food. fruits and baked good and such
i want a breadfolk race
Can I get the diet plasmoid?
Iām new is there any group I can join
With a side of flies
...is pepsi ok
no, 100% only
Read #find-a-game to learn how to use the LFG channels to find a game
Drat
Yep, record keeping is essential.
29 player kills this year so far in 87 sessions.
try at first with #find-a-game buddy, good luck
what are we? monsters? we feed our plasmoids as much as they like here
duuuuuude, that's awesome and terrifying
Natural 40 games are serious š
chasme
Oh I killed them like 3 times now
nooooo not [monotone text to reader voice]: "chasme"
After the 2nd time were you like āah, the gift that keeps on givingā
Oh no, the pc that keeps summoning them
They also true polymorped a player into a marilith and I nearly nailed them with a dispel evil and good to send them to the hells
owch
in this day and age, no. too much serious shit outside of the game
ain't that the truth
I love a little whimsy
i've never had a 100% serious game. They can absolutely have serious moments, but I needānay, requireāwhimsy
Finding a game that fits my uni schedual is rough man...
It's real, there's a lot of laughter and fun but my games at their core are a all serious
yep, good luck doing it buddy
Serious doesn't have to mean depressing
I mean⦠I run a pretty āseriousā game and itās a great time. It can work. But I totally understand that not everyone wants that weekly
I only have 1 week left, which I hope frees up a lot of my time
I feel like a dm will always need at least 30% whimsy at all times
And serious doesn't mean no humor allowed
as a DM, I operate at 70% whimsy at a minimum
this is a fantastic sentence
Nope my games are far from depressing, by serious I mean folks are committed and locked in, my session skip rate is about 2%
And I'm running 7 games, it's my full time job. You better bet I take it seriously
Wow
we try to make him laugh to farm heroic inspiration
Whimsy is great, my moonshae islands campaign is spectacularly whimsical
Do you mean serious in tone or serious in terms of investment?
actually, i am curious: how many of y'all play together
iāve never met any of these people in my life
iāve met a total of one person here irl
iāve met a total of one person here irl too
and it was purely by coincidence
myself
god, speaking of the moonshae, ive been having the biggest urge lately to do a more natural campaign that focuses on fighting against colonization and industrialization. i blame steve
Just ti has been at my table at the shop
Mix of both, I'm fine with humor being had above the table and jokes being made above table but I want the world to be taken seriously and the game to be taken seriously. I've played at a lot of tables where throwaway jokes become things in the games or where people play jokey non serious characters in what's supposed to be a more grounded game and it just kinda brings it down for me personally.
jadepunk campaigns also are piquing my interest haaaard
dude idk if thatās you or someone else in your pfp but whoever it is seemed to be having the time of their life
i aspire to have that much fun doing ANYTHING one day
nohing is stopping you
That is a photograph of me that a player shot while I was running a game at the shop
depression, mostly
damn. why did i have to shoot my foot
um.
They were fighting the displacer tarrasque and dragon tower in that photograph
i would advise against that generally
sorry, that was more somber than i meant it to be lmao
but dear god the urge to use Sina Una is strong
i need my SEA game
one of my most favoritest campaigns was sina una
maybe i run sina una when i start an irl group again
one time i ate an entire set of dice. i donāt advise any of you to do so, but i was fine. i have a disorder that gives me compulsions to eat non-food items
i just wanted to brag my dice consumption rate
you've eaten six more dice than me
rookie numbers (I do not eat dice)
I dropped a d6 into a candy bowl and absent-mindedly bit it, the dentist made a joke about me failing that roll....
unless youāve eaten 1 dice, iāve eaten 7 more than you. i also ate the percentile die
i have eaten, in fact, one die
which one
It was about the same colour and size as the Cadbury mini eggs
someone snuck a tiny d20 into my meds at the table lmao
something something critical failure
the d4 wasnāt actually as bad as the d6
Ooh...
wombat-shaped
the d6 was the only one i actually nearly choked on
why do your letters seem more lowercased than mine
iām having a stroke
my vibes are more pristine than yours will ever be until you throw off the shackles of obeying cringe and embrace whimsy in everything you do
real answer: it's the text-equivalent of body language. some guy has a TED Talk about it i think
We love embracing whimsy
any avid world anvil users
Yeah, that can be a struggle, 100%. From my own experience, one of the primary things that enables that seriousness is PCs having goals that exist outside of "survive", and those goals having actual ties to the world that can be leveraged by both the player(s) and the DM.
For example, my Halfling Druid in a Grim Hollow campaign (hence, quite serious) is very whimsical normally, but I created very strong "lines" as part of his backstory. A party member was afflicted with vampirism (very much unwillingly and grappling with that existential dread is a fundamental part of that PC's development) and said vampirism is progressively getting worse over time. (TW: child harm; mods, I attempted to make this very tame, but please feel free to delete if this is still too much and I can try to make it more vague), ||his vampiric urges caused him to kill two orphan children||.
My Halfling's values are huge towards family, due to him canonically having a massive family and the group has very respectful lines against PvP unless both party members consent and the purpose is narrative, so it was decided OOC that my PC would be the only one in the group not told about that information. It's one of the few things IC that he would find unforgivable, and he would be liable to immediately try to kill this other party member (and he would almost undoubtedly succeed, having anti-vampire spells already) if he knew, both out of rage from what this party member has done and mercy to prevent said party member from falling further. It's the type of social dynamic that requires the group as a whole to be very mature and on-board with PCs coming in conflict with each other where the players themselves might have to work something out for the health of the story, which can involve an individual's character to be "sacrificed" for doing something the group can't in good conscience forgive.
At the same time, it's an absolute blast of a campaign, and all of us players take personal responsibility for contributing to its success, both by being very invested, and by ensuring we give the DM as much possible leverage to use over our characters via relationships in the world. At least three fingers, an arm, and part of a thigh have been sacrificed among the party for the sake of relationships, and it's likely that number increases over time.
koose
flying moose enemy with laser eyes
armor class: 90
hp: 6
plural: keese
usually travel in packs of 300 or more
also they deal 400 damage and always piece armor. perfectly balanced, as all things should be
I cast counterkoose
a surprise round and a lot a LOT of AOE
my bad for wrong channel
No worries! Tis a big server (check #channel-guide to see our many channels for specific topics)
the one weakness of keese! counterkeese! they all turn into shoes. only right shoes tho
glad my quick thinking could save the day
Gnomey dontcha know me
Man i wanna dm a crooked moon campaign but iāve never dmād before so Iām super nervous
Iāve done it 30 ac
DMing is definitely daunting to start but it isn't too bad when you get used to it. I personally have started to prefer DMing over playing as of late. You can find help in #dm-discussion or the free rules/dmg
Now the Tarrasque itself would need to roll an 11 to hit me
With disadvantage cause of dodge
I tpkd my party
Why
That makes 3(4)
Yeah!
My mind flayer kept recharging mind blast
throws confetti at Sora
He only failed one recharge while players were alive.
Does D&D Beyond have a desktop app?
Do I really need 30 acā¦
I donāt think so
Mind Blast spamming
Okay. Makes sense. I was just curious.
Does DND beyond have a phone app
Now I can do 1d12+15 plus another 2d10 force damage
Just hope that nothing is resistant or immune to force 
At AC 30, every enemy is getting graze from now on š
What's Wizards of the Coast?
just the website for computer. Mobile has an app tho