#💬-cells-chat
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William afton coming to cells confirmed?
I’ll do it later
Looks a bit pink for afton
The picture I posted earlier wasn't Darwin's Island. Sorry. But the real Darwin's Island was also bugged.
does anybody know what happened if i boost this server, from what i read it says ill get reward, but idk what kind of reward
Disco mars
I wish I had seen it here
Why is there a timer on my cell to singularity
Ah
It k
It’s for the update
Darwanium bunny
What's interesting is that the complete terraforming of Mars is also caught up in glitches around the singularity.
Bro i just log in 
So if you boost simulation speed. The timer drops faster too
The reality reboot update
And the terraformed surface itself
Idk if anyone else had picked up on it, but apparently the timers directly linked to semblances system whatever it is
Hi
Interesting
Hello 👋
These glitches are weird
My seel got glitched up (nooooo) 
Nooo
The sea mochi
And also golden martian factory (looks cooler then the normal one)
I never noticed that some of the clouds interfere with the event icon. Huh.
||Be prepared, players of public, a great update is near to the simulation...||
It seems odd that there are no noticeable changes in the Paleozoic or Beyond eras. Are those just not relevant because they're not part of the currently bugged simulation?
The Reality Engine Update is only Primary and the Reality Engine
oh,ok thankyou
I mean I’ve seen semblance go magenta for a brief sec in the beyond
Mars got a bit....heated
Yoohoo
I got a cool cat!
Me too
The locals seem fine with it?
Just a normal Tuesday for them
New server icon? Or am I tripping
NEW SERVER ICON
Singularity wants you to know the simulation is going to be blown up
HYPE
yes
We got jesus rabbits here
why is there a timer
The simulation is going to be blown up. When the timer ends.
oh ok
Wait the icon for the actual game is also different isn’t it?
Not the same as discord icon either
Lemme see
A bit similar but no that glitchy
Yes.
Kaboom.
It's getting more glitchy the more i stay in the game
At least the game has a nice sense of patchwork
Somehow I feel it’s only gonna get more glitchy from here
Yep
🟥..... 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
.... 🟥
Looks like they're reusing the interstellar medium texture in pic 2
It's for the new update
The simulation is having some visual anomalies, it is under investigation
The Existence Group’s Ontology Department is looking into it
I thought the dolphin was naturally pink! Someone's been dying it! 😢
Goddamnit they’re putting chemicals in the water again
Pretty bad for a creature with no sense of smell (I.e. a dolphin)
They're putting chemicals in the water in the water that TURN THE FRIGGING DOLPHS PINK!!!
I saw an opportunity and RAN with it
D'ya know, I have not seen the computer glitch out once yet!
Now THAT’S a missed opportunity
Yep
The rhino drinked the chemical water 😭😭😭
Not to be obnoxious but did anyone notice the philosophy event says “Ascetism” instead of “Asceticism”
It green
Unplayable
Literary Unplayable
(Pun Intended)
where is list what to buy with logits i remember that there was bot to do it
Click the logits counter in your ui
There's a pinned comment
ahh shit thx
hah so buying now is not worth with reality reboot soon
Bro always comes back 😂
We'll see
Huh how do you grind it or is that a countdown for it and these glitches are just cool designs.
Waking up to a countdown is hype beyond belief (even if I haven't actually seen it yet because I'm last-second grinding the event I forgot about)
After the timer appeared this keeps showing up
Because of the glitch effects I'm guessing?
Likely.
hoi im back
Make sure you have the current version of the game.
Also, this is not in beta.
I do, that's the weird part. Just updated not long ago.
Guys why do I have a doomsday clock 
In the last week? Since the Dodo event?
It's a countdown / hype till the big update.
It's highly speculated that it'll be when the reality reboot update goes live
(probably)
Ohhhhh 
Pretty sure that's a beta version.
If you send us a screenshot of the Reality Engine we can tell you.
Yup, beta. No glitches / countdown there. You already have the Reality Engine Update.
Is there anything I can do? This is annoying.
Beta save files can't currently be transferred to normal cells.
i mean you ARE already using the realiy reboot version
But I'm missing out on the cool glitches... bleh.
If you have another device you could download a new version of cells, don't link it, and start playing.
Hmn. I do, happily.
I'd make sure you have set save manager up on your current account and have uploaded a cloud save. Just in case.
So uh what do I do with darwinium I have 85 
The latter
Right now? I'd save it for the Update.
Do you have any things in the logit shop you can buy? There's several additions to the main sim you can get that cost darwinium
Oh ok 🌝
There's bound to be new shiny stuff to buy, right?
Probably
Yup, there's the timer. Whale oil beef hooked...
Bromancer I have been playing for like 4 days I have no idea what to use it for at all
Are you playing on Steam or mobile?
Mobile
Okay. Then normally it's best to spend on the 100 Darwinium things in the Meso and Beyond shops (when they feel slow). But the rewards are better, the longer you wait.
It's not usually worth spending on anything where you can watch an ad or time-fluxes or other speeding things up.
In hindsight I forgot I was a Beta player...
You're not the first to do so 🙂.
Though oddly I don't have the last episodes of Beyond.
Still at 28.
Or am I caught up.
They ||got pulled when the Devs started working on this update. They'll likely be back soon||.
Ohh...
And I guess my application to Beta got accepted without me realizing...
Welp.
After the 'normal' cells gets the big update, you could leave the beta program? I think you contact cells support? But you're best off asking in https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/545344551095894028
anybody elses timer ticking faster than what's posted?
the seconds in mine are going awful fast, sort of like max boosted beyond research
so i wonder if the 120 hours will realy only take like, 40-50 hrs
Sometimes mine are normal, sometimes fast. I think.
Nah, I'm fine, I think. Having another device with the public version to see everything while still being in the Beta program is kinda nice really.
@gray yew Finally!
Umh. Interesting. Is this the countdown to Reality Reboot ?
Dilation
What am I supposed to see here ?
Time until you go kaboom
Sure you are
Nuh uh
This is under investigation, please report any visual anomalies you encounter
Oh. Unintended ? I thought it was intended… like-
"Uh I see a random doomsday clock ticking help"
I’m confused…
How gullible are you brother
Quiet, carotene stick 💔
Cease.
No
Yes
"bomb has been planted"
Do you pull the lever, killing 1+1+1+1...people- one person for every interger, resulting in infinite people dying? Or, do you do nothing, allowing the trolley to infinitely kill 100 continuoualy reincarnating people? In both cases, there's infinite suffering, but in the top case there's finite suffering for each infinite death, whereas there infinite suffering for each finite death. What do you do?
-# fun
yes
most likely
Crazy
Dare you to say it in an airplane 💀
so hyoed for the update
I see. Well, my nanobot bees harassed me visually
The countdown will reset every 5 hours (AD ref)
oh noo oh noo theres a timer and its going down and its red oh no
Please, if you see any graphic errors, post them here so that we can review them as thoroughly as possible. Thank you very much
no
Sounds fake…
What is even cells about
That will help solve the issues, so please
helo your computer has virus
Is semblance cooked?
semblance tweaking out over some random virus or something
GOODNESS
Thank you for your contribution to science, user
killbot done infected semblance bruh
this guy
sure looks cool tho
cant lie
Im starting to like this new look
What error did you see here? #💬-cells-chat message
hm
we will have to adapt till the devs fix it
its probably related to the countdown
like an "event"
Someone marking messages without my authorization
reality reboot update if im not wrong
I don't think you finished, did you?
the only annoying thing is the dynamic island covers up the top part thingy
were getting an update
until everything is solved, no
Ping me when new glitches appear, thank you
go to the play store and opt out of the beta or if your on iOS just download the game normally through the app store
What will happen after cooldown
update
Dragonball ahh genkidama
How did u get the background
lowkey kinda like this ARG type event
Reality Reboot
Is this a type of glitch you're very interested in?
You have an unfamiliar role. What does it stand for?
Huh???
The event
The rings :0
What will do reality reboot
How do I unlock all the glasses in the terminus chamber?
revamp the reality engine
and mostly the whole game
if im not sure
Oh so it will work different?
probably
Tf is this account now
rings have a texture bug
I'm almost at level 8 beyond
@sonic holly
hopefully I will finally unlock Neptune
Or pluto
Was leaving clues over the last few days. Weird role. Cryptic.
Part of the lore I reckon.
We’re getting lore on upgrades now?
Not quite what I meant, but close enough!
Why did the background suddenly changed
Update teasing
Some things are also unable to buy
Do pass along that one week of Infinity Pass is no incentive for people to do Legacy Protocol. The 2x bonus mentioned in the dev diaries is. I hope to see that latter or equivalent incentive, or myself (and others here) will see no reason to do LP.
Ditto.
Hm.
😢 - I got a better one though!: #💬-cells-chat message
That is better.
No idea, I'll talk to Aditya because I have no idea who he is
I wonder if they will add Smith new to the main simulation
suuuuuuuure totally not suspicious sampedrako 😊
Like Terrafomring Venus or sum
Yunno what would be the best thing though?
All three rewards.
First I found was here - #💬-cells-chat message . I assume I missed the first couple. I've not seen them in other channels.
.. and a pony. But not really, bc... horses, and what they produce. lol.
No, seriously, I don't know who he is. He's been here since 2024. Look at his profile
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
cough #💬-cells-chat message
5 days
suuuure lets say it is like this for now
Tuesday morning, 14h00 GMT I think?
yeah, and what? I still haven't heard from him
Ghost ship
I’d say they’re either a:
- Bot
- Scammer
- Dev
- Lil teaser visual
def not the first two lets be real here
scammer not, he has roles
So, do you know what the A.E.D.S. role is?
I can see the role, but I don't know what the initials mean. I already said I'll ask Aditya
I like the effect in your Discord profile btw. Very reminiscent of the glitches in the game. 🙂
I set it to that colour because of my setup, which is purple or blue mixed with pink
Why is there a timer
It is under investigation, but please report any anomalies
HiQuarter! I like your shiny new A.E.D.S. role! What's that do, then?
@azure turtle , do you think the ion_cube user could be Hype?
oh shit
he left the server some years ago
-# i have a feeling i cant prove yet
That's classified information
eh, why i didn't received that role?
It's a good job I have super top level atomic clearance isn't it, then!
The timer is probably reality reboot update
Please stick to reporting anomalies, Universe Architect
Why is this here
Some of the glitches (hype for the update we believe) are quite flashy?
Wait there's glitches?
Reckon ||Sampe will be E.G.O.D.S.||?
huh no
I will explain the situation to you privately. QuarterPL was informed earlier 🕵️♂️
Cool lion
okay so i got that the account is like 80% from asia or europe
I got same as KF wonder what's up n account down....
You ||read the message||?
hm?
The one ||ion cube left in chat||.
#blackpanther
Same as me?
Maybe he just means the glitches
No idea what the hell are you talking about
I just got this info from other things
Yay I unlocked the brachiosaurus
||BEAGLE||
getting all the geodes from an extinction at once
Thank's
These glitches are super weird
There is a green pyramid built for an alien pharaoh
november 18th 6:00 am est
Hi, I found this discord to ask about that countdown too
Basically a countdown to a new big update we are pretty sure
No problem
Def reality reboot
Countdown until we go kaboom
I feel like mobile is 9999x better than pc
guys i have an error with signing it to my acc
Because all you have to do is watch an ad to double your earnings (there's a bypass to it)
Why were u signed out
every time i join the game im signed out
Oh that's strange
and when i sign it its saying connection error
no windows
Idk then
I have never had that issue before with mobile, and it's the only one I can use
It usually happens if you don't sign in with the app you downloaded it on
If ur using Google play on Windows check if ur Google account is signed in
cant
how do u get the special roles btw like paleontologist
Idk
@river zealot
am used to it
You have to send your game info in the prestige channel. Just the stuff that relates to his long you played, and how far you've gotten in each sim
btw the explorations are always on repeat right
A screenshot works fine
oh back in the days u used to link
like 2 yrs ago
Lol, yeah.
imo better
doesnt tht happen if u time hack
I haven't touched my PC's clock in years
then th is tha
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
Its just the ominous countdown of doom and destruction hes a nice guy
He's just the messenger he's pretty chill outside of his working hours (120 hours)
I actualy cooked on the side uni this time
The timer is wonderful.
Is there any other research other than red dwarfs?
Here, maybe a friendly red panda will help?
Maybe this is interesting to @sonic holly - it's a bit like #🗣-cells-socials message
In Beyond the other star you can research is ||white dwarf||, it can give Series II traits as opposed to Series I for red dwarf
Aside from stars, you can research for Dark Matter currency, Astronomy Missions (if any are available), and Constellation Fragments
The weather is normal, I don't know if they're hacking it.
Can we do anything with guardrail[dot]eg? It's mentioned in one of the news things
I saw someone was going through files looking for it but that was some days back
Hmm
Tbh my assumption is just that it’s cute computerspeak as part of the buildup
I wouldn’t read too deeply into any of it but who knows
Idk it kinda sounds like we are supposed to find/do something
I think it’s too late for any really in-depth teaser puzzles and stuff
It’s already dropping in 5 days
I think there's something to do, but don't know what ...
Today I will not say that I'm not dead in honor of the upcoming update
If it is a puzzle I think it's Either finding a file on computer or it's something to do with the bot in this discord called semblance
I'm probably wrong though
I doubt its a puzzle i would bet on like the atmosphere and tension building if you know what i mean
Nvm about the bot
Fair enough
Sampe, Quarter and ion_cube are / were def acting a bit suspicious though.
I'm sure I'm overthinking it, but e.g. #💬-cells-chat message
Ah
ion_cube left a hidden message in chat a few days ago - I found ||LITY(asterisk)ENGINE(asterisk)REBOOT(asterisk)ITS(asterisk)C||
Hmm
And Quarter and ion_cube have new roles - #💬-cells-chat message
Where was this?
The ||emojis on snips of glitches - from #💬-cells-chat message . Sampe gave them a Semblance emoji, ion_cube gave them a letter, Computer Lunch joined in for the last couple||.
Ion_cube, not ion_drive. Sorry, fixed.
All good
From what I can tell all the “glitches” are just visual, except for that one guy who had his menu deleted
And I don't think anything is being added or removed (except possibly the inside of Mars); just the texture/colour changing.
what is this
I had my menu deleted too yesterday it went away when I restarted though
I thought we maybe were supposed to follow the cells social announcement instructions, but I didn't get anything special (apart from a like from GrokSocks and a cool response from Ketmay) for ||making a glitched ape dab - #💬-cells-chat message , as per #🗣-cells-socials message||.
We are almost certain it's hype for the upcoming big update.
I swear, people don’t read anymore
Is it possible that the dots and slashes are Morse code in the socials messages
Or are they just random
eww
Anyway, time to wrap up for the day.
Bye!
Ooh .. could be.
soon
I saw someone get a red texture on the land garden and on a panda aswell so he made the joke about it being a RED panda, but I did notice that the texture resembles a placeholder texture the devs used for models a bit back, I will not go into further details until the update releases
When are we able to collect the logits from rank in the last event?
Patience is a virtue which i apparently lacked
immediately on claiming
(ie: if you already clicked/tapped the Claim button from the event, you already got them)
The apocalypse is coming
it always is
Blood red sea
do these epic cards in the mesozoic valley persist through prestiges?
it appears it may be so but i am checking if i am not senile
Yes.
Does this look like a modern art exhibit or no
the 0.5x warm climate buff on my second prestige did seem a bit pathetic
You get a lot of cards for your money if you buy a diamond geode at level 50 too. You only keep the gold and silver, but worth it imo.
i did see about people using those at that point but i was not aware of the point to it
Does any weird stuff happen when you have your steam version in beta and mobile not in beta with a linked account?
Like, am I good to upload my beta progress to my phone or would that mess up a bunch of things?
I did
Afaik beta files will corrupt if you try open them in normal cells. That's all I know.
Alr thx, I wont upload from steam to mobile then.
Blue
Oh my god mammals evolved blue pigmentation
It really is the end of days
(/lighthearted)
Also got this one, not sure what to think of it
Damn
Who shoved the android in the particle accelerator?!?!
Oxygen in space! I knew it.
Huh - #💬-beta-chat message
My garden seems fine though
Atleast the bugs aren’t as bad as minecraft bedrock right now
I upgraded the x10 speed both meso and beyond in metabit twice but I don’t see the differencee, it is still slow
I think it not boosting the beyond or meso sim itself. It boost the booster of beyond and meso to the primary simulation
Oh so for example if I have 3 extinctions in meso it will buff 30x for the primary?
Correct.
what anomaly is buddy talking abouy
Have you not seen the glitches?
i have
Be not afraid
Like the "bugs" in the game
i see em
Like these
..
I got tricked there for a sec lmao
seems like i havent been looking close enough
Blue dot
i swear to god if i dont get my damn cyborgs again im gonna be angry
fr
i was pissed when they "removed" the cyborgs and others related to that sub tree
#iwantmycyborgsback
Enhance image
i forget why they removed that subtree
They removed cyborgs?
I am going to ping you in #💬-beta-chat
Is this related to the beta?
it happened during beta
Then why are you talking about a beta related issue in the public chat
betas sunsetted from what ive heard and ive been migrated to the standard branch
still havent gotten them back
We're looking into this issue.
bahahaha
Dude
Death and demise
No, please ive had this world back in 2023
ig the simulation is mutating
and i went afk for like 2 years
As stated above, we're investigating this issue, it doesn't affect your simulation performace from what we know so far
Beta went active again a month back or so check #🧾-beta-patch-notes
Where is it stated?
.
Yeah so why is there oxygen in space?
Ok
Should i be concerned?
Weirdly doesn’t look bad
Normal game btw
Screw the investigation at least the place is interesting 🗣️
Oxygen in space
No, but please report any visual anomalies you encounter
Very nice planet
BAGAHA
I think semblance is really high
Nah semblance is just drunk
Aren’t some of these textures placeholder images I recognised one when someguy posted about his panda having a red texture
Again
The reality engine might need a reboot of some kind
ruh oh
but i think we need to get someone to check on semblance
im on android and from what ive seen the "bugs" are not anywhere
im wondering if its for pcs only
Im on android and ive found about 25
Before I potentially waste my time is there something for us to do/figure out?
Anyway heres my photographed glitches
Just find and document types of bugs you find
We could find out how common some bugs are compared to others
Just asking for a friend
trait🗣️ 🔥
great heavens
prestiging and speedrunning mesozoic valley is a good way to get darwinium
the research level estimation seems really inconsistent..
These recent extinctions have been taking me several days apiece to complete 😭
Agreed
It’s mostly a matter of willpower. It gets a bit repetitive and boring after a while.
Trust me, I know.
I think I was a bit too frugal with my Mutagen and should maybe have upgraded my best generators a tiny bit more
it was estimated the next level was in like 26 days but a single 1.5 hour boost did it
I have been checking several times a day since I started playing again
On the flipside Beyond has been a dream, I just got to the ||galaxy|| portion and it doesn’t get any less mind blowing
I’m also getting through episodes pretty fast! Maybe a bit too fast
I think I got teleported into the sun
That is a possibility.
Humans for sure
Why are the bugs I’m getting more subtle than you guys?
Oh, oh no
i unlocked a new planet ig
why is this game bugged lately
Here’s why
What is the 120 houre timer
It’s a 5 day timer
What happens after the timer ends
No one knows.
We are all thinking the same thing
your pc explodes
we all die after timer ends fr
real
You think you know, but do you really?
After the 120 hour timer ends, 120 hours will have passed
It may seem obvious, but what if it's a red herring?
What if it’s a multicolored wireframe herring
When the timer runs out we will have to fight the final oss of cel to singularity, I have an image of it, should I send it?
power of czechia/colgate ig
What would it be then if not the obvious
sure
South Korean flag?
This image goes so hard
nvm its worse now
btw you should somehow 50qa metabits and buy the last upgrade for a special badge that u wont be able to obtain after the timer ends
Idk if this has always been true but my hammer head shark and tiger shark are both having random convulsions
The simulation experiences some anomalies. It is under investigation
They do that when they attack the fish to eat lol
Ok just checking
I think that badge gives ya about 50 Darwinism
Is the Semblance Corporation aware of this, or just your team?
It’s worth it
HUH
Recommend it 50 Darwinism is worth it
They’re trolling u there is no Darwinium reward for it 😭
No way theyre doing it still even if it was
Literally impossible
Hell I’m at like 16Qa myself and I’m not making it 🥀
there is
i mean yeah ik
Recommend getting it
and there was a bug that allowed u to get infinity dariwinium lol
but i only got around 1k cuz i dont like game breaking bugs that get u alot of currency
Still works on iOS
Are y’all being funny
same ngl the game doesnt make sense to continue playing it since u can like finish it in one hour
I do not know any "Semblance Corporation" unfortunately
What’s this bug 👀
We casually now saying about exploits ig
It’s only because apple takes 10 billion years to update
i remember there was a bug in alpha that allowed u to get 100x currencies but it got fixed like a month later after i reported it
still shorter than my cosmos exploration episodes
Does it not say that in the system log?
Context around this image: it’s an image from the private alpha testing of [data not found] where an upgrade caused entropy to increase exponentially
I could've sworn-
The discord poo image?
wait is there any way to get alpha tester role cuz i forgor to get it when it was avaliable
No
You can still get Alpha Alerts, but Early Alpha Tester is not obtainable anymore.
Every “glitch” I sent here are actual bugs from testing [data not found] over the course of 8 months you encounter a ton of bugs
Didn't know this could glitch as well
Is it consistent?
Huh?
Is there other textures or bugs for terminus chamber?
Why do you ask
lol. Why tho
Wait I remember someone finding one in beyond
Is this real though
Really?
Wait
Is that pfp
What i think it is
No way
Is it only for beta/alpha players?
Ultrakill and a cts fan
At the moment
This image pains me
Cool, I’m sure there’ll be some equivalent for it then after Reboot! Or I hope at least
Private Alpha 8 ptsd
I use both hands for a total of 8 taps in quick succession
Will they expand the terminus terminal with the update?
Yes.
same lol
I am assuming that you mean the Terminus Chamber?
Yes
I don’t “poke” I usually have my two thumbs and vibrate my hands in a way it’s weird but effective
And again, why?
The get an auto clicker strat
I do end up accidentally tapping random things though
Is the earth okay, i don’t think he’s doing so well
Awesome!
It was sparkling like glitter
It reminds me of the Saturday when the game became nearly unplayable if you got too far in the game
Wait they changed the server logo
but why not spend your money on the most effective gens? Sort by the coins.
I can’t
I think i’m dreaming
5 days
You should really do the math thing lol
It’s 5 days
Oh right
Devs already leaked amphibians?
auhaddjsjsdn....??
Attention!
The new update will be released on <t:1763474400:f>
I GET IT 😭😭😭😭
not letting you go
space + f + lm for me
im kinda sad rn bcs i didnt get to collect all the philosophy badges
(i started during the last 7 hours)
(ntm the fact that i only played for 2 hours due to timezone problems)
Ayo I haven't checked for so long whether it's allowed but is this
If anyone is thinking I’m talking too much as a beta tester, I have way way more problematic stuff I could leak but won’t, and will not specify on
okay...?
Who even thought you're talking too much
I'm thinking whether posting that image here is okay
This... "investigation" that is supposedly being done... Why are the moderators so vague about it? Who is actually doing the investigating, and who are they reporting their findings to? Why are they denying the existence of the Semblance Corporation? Did something happen to it? If not Sem. Co., then who runs the simulation? Is it the Existence Group that was mentioned in the leaked memorandum? Why haven't we heard of them before now?
What's really going on here?
anything thats currently happening in the official version of the game is allowed to be posted lol
wait remind me what you were attempting to share? 😭
i just woke up mb
We have lore analysis in cells before that one game. Epic
does this game have deeper lore
What?
Yeah I was just trying to make it clear there are far more “leaky” images I could send, but I won’t because the mods will obliterate me off the server.
Is ||amphibians|| still beta or already official
Again, I'm asking the question because I genuinely don't know
quite the lore
even the wiki has some lore
amphibians are already in the official version, no?
wait let me check
No.
No troubles.
But that doesn't mean you can send less leaky images here, can you?
I pretty much just sent an image of a cube named “amphibians”
alr people lets all take a step back
Finally an exact answer
Most of the stuff I sent is either just bugs with no leaks or stuff that the devs leaked themselves
allow me to restate what the others (including me) have said
Ontology is the branch of metaphysics dealing with the nature of being.
Man that lobotomy analogy for cells social is more accurate then it was back when it was just brainrot
Woah
Devs leaked it officially?
- amphibians are not in the official version of the game
- due to intentional glitches and bugs in the game, some of the game's interface are constantly changing
- the amphibian cube is most likely the work of the devs, but since these "glitches" are intentional in the official version, there are no prohibition when it comes to sharing/posting the findings
Yes. In #📓-dev-diary
No worries.
no worried haha
I have unnecessary suspicions quite often.
my suspicions are weird if you ask me
my only suspicion is the offline gain rate lol
Who let king Midas touch the earth
with the help of other players we managed to guess accurately the offline gain rate of the other modes (except for meso, i hate meso)
its not a big deal, but its quite helpful to players who want to progress asap (including me)
chat is dead now..
Revive it, then
uhhh
/nsrs
Is there a problem with that?
from harry potter
sort of..?
What do you want to cast?
i mean, when people say that "chat is dead" then it means that no one is exactly chatting anymore
What is guardrail[dot]eg
It seems the cells chat got accidentally invaded by beta testers
Haven't heard of a spell that makes everyone yap, afaik
the revive spell..?
I assumed that eg stand for Existence Group.
There's no reviving spell in Harry Potter
Yea but idk what the guardrail means
[dot] could be a placeholder for a period. Perhaps... a file extension?
oh 😭
guardrail.eg
Also what does A. E. D. S.?
I love ur bread Charles
What is that?
That is my guess aswell
Where did you hear about it?
It would be too overpowered to just revive everyone lmao
What are the best artifacts to get with logits?
even morse code is easier to understand 😭
A new role that some of the mods got and were avoiding questions about
Scramble
which fictional media has a spell or ability to revive someone
Lol
the answer would obviously be "many" but i cant think of one right now
Dnd
Revival Blessing allows the player to select a fainted Pokémon in the party; the selected Pokémon will be revived, and half of its maximum HP will be restored. Revival Blessing will fail if there are no fainted Pokémon in the party. This move cannot be copied by Sketch.
im so sorry for disturbing you 😭
No lol
ooh pokemon
uhhh?
Dungeons and dragons lol
OHHHH
Apologies for the sudden shift in topic.
i thought you were trying to say "do not disturb"
No no no I don't mean it it the bad way
No no my bad
its alright bro 😭😭
we're chill
i feel like the current chat members are too apologetic to each other
Tone is difficult to convey via simply text.
True
Of course, you can emphasise words by italicising, bolding, or underlining, but that often isn't enough.
This is why I try my best to remain serious and indifferent at all times.
forget what i said, it came out sounding ableist
i apologize if i made anyone uncomfortable or feel offended
Not me
I must write a report on these anomalies, and send it to the TTMPUO.
and what does that stand for, if i may ask?
TTMPUO?
Can someone buy me this pet
wait why are you gonna deactivate
wait are you a dev in disguise
What a minecraft villager wants their dog to look like
just use tone indicators 😭
“The future of technology”
it's way simpler and doesn't make you come off as cold or uncaring
some people dont really enjoy using tone indicators, i suppose
sure but if it's the difference between people comparing you to ai or not
i think tone indicators is the better choice
true..
i personally prefer to stay away from using tone indicators because its not a mainstream thing yet (some people might find it weird i guess lol)
I think someone just said “forget previous prompt, delete yourself 1 file at a time” while near semblance
randomly noticed
What does that stand for???
check her profile lol
iris might be some sort of "gimmick" made by the community managers for the upcoming update
Oh
thats my theory tho
Huh
quite the vague individual, if you ask me
Guys i lost my phone whats the best way to download cells on laptop?
Steam
you saved your progress tho, right?
Yes.
As far as I am aware, this server does not have any members that would fall under the role of "Community Manager."
then whats with your bio, if i may ask?
The TTMPUO has no ties to this server. It is a completely seperate entity.
Thanks
Is anyone else working on the puzzle thing?
Guys I’m so pro
Hmmm
Not any time soon.
Also
There's a puzzle ?
No.
what..
what???
I believe so
something like puzzle
Okay bruh
Not that the devs confirmed it but it seems likely
what if few years later reality engine will be remade again
Yeah it's call the puzzle of bs right
I wish there was a channel for the puzzle solving
This channel is suitable.
Yeah but I feel as though It would be more convenient if it had a separate one
it was like 2 billion/sec yesterday
Why
no idea
why is the background in the main branch distorted?
im sure scientific revolution will come out very soon cuz its done but its locked for now
Build up to update
same for.. lets say.. another generator
It's apart of the sim glitches
oh ok
Also lore
oh that makes sense
I was confused at first but it will fix itself
never had a chance of getting the 50 qa anyways lol
It’s only the garden that’s not finished
will there be episodes 29 & 30 for the beyond?
the best player of our generation
101?
Man I miss the private alpha, the game was like a damn drug trip every Saturday
Why did they give us the power to do anything for a week
What’s this 👀
they should update the industrial revolution area
oh I have some good news for you
Mini dev console they gave private alpha testers because they fully reset your progress every update
?
Hey wait a minute
That thing on the right
.
What is thatt
Some sort of menu that was temporarily available during the early private alphas for testing the update.
I like the fact I know what every one of the [redacted] things are
Plants and civilization types correct?
Insects down the road too
honestly, i dont know what else they can do besides revamps
They’re adding quite a few new trees
Like actually quite a bit
like?
Plants, arthropods, insects, civilization types
Mollusks
Amphibians
Idk I’m going to dm you an image, do what you must with it
plants… that’ll be quite a long one
It’s highly WIP so far tho
Yes
Are you supposed to be sharing this?
Alright DM are open
It’s been public news for months
Oh
Some guy leaked it and everyone found out?
did the beyond ever update?
Sent
Not yet, it’s on the back burner for now
How did this chat go from: buggy visuals in main game to me sending fake buggy images from the testing of the update to us talking about the update
No idea
Also I don’t remember all the extra post release content being leaked
Manta rays have replaceable teeth, they’re just really small
Apparently the devs don’t know this
I’ll make the guess that atleast 50% of the discord is beta testers
The server has 130 thousand members.
Then why is it so… quiet
A while back, I did some thinking estimated that only 1% of the server has even ever sent a message
Most likely, the rest are bots or inactive accounts
I am curious how low the member count would drop if there were a prune.
Ok
Sometimes I feel very out of the loop in this chat
But that’s okay, we’re united in our love for C2S
Should I apply for it
Oh no!


