general-chat

[hasty zinc]

close enough

I think you were here for the face reveal too

[waxen rose]

Real ogs remember his name and his name is like number 2 on most common names in 2003

[jade gust]

I was just surprised you needed emojis to spell it

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

which apparently I hallucinated the bridges into

[hasty zinc]

huh

[indigo fossil]

where are my marvel fans

[waxen rose]

Nowhere they all suffered the fate of the dinosaurs

[zinc bear]

The fate of marvel

[indigo fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/gasp-latina-gasp-in-spanish-dramatic-soap-opera-gif-12960529119319901085

[hasty zinc]

they should make more Halo Marvel comics

[waxen rose]

To get hit by a big rock💔

[zinc bear]

There were halo marvel comics?

[indigo fossil]

THEY DID THAT???

[hasty zinc]

smh

[obsidian wyvern]

I kept saying you took that photo in front of the red bridges but I made it up

[hasty zinc]

https://www.marvel.com/comics/characters/1010732/master_chief

https://www.halopedia.org/Marvel_Comics

[zinc bear]

Oh I’ve seen those
Didn’t know they were marvel

[waxen rose]

Some of those comics are okay visually but as an artist when I see how they draw faces I wanna puke
Keep those helmets ON!! Or else they'll be drawn grotesquely

[indigo fossil]

awesome

[zinc bear]

Yeah I own uprising in the legacy collection lol didn’t know it was marvel

[indigo fossil]

any marvel MOVIE fans

[obsidian wyvern]

sometimes

[zinc bear]

Only marvel movie I’ve watched is avengers 1 and I hated it

[waxen rose]

Marvel movie is like spinning a wheel where 10/11 slots are “trash” and there is one “gem” spot

[indigo fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/gasp-latina-gasp-in-spanish-dramatic-soap-opera-gif-12960529119319901085

[indigo fossil]

whats your gem spot?

[waxen rose]

Across the spiderverse

[zinc bear]

Omg yessss

[waxen rose]

Im an animation nerddd

[indigo fossil]

thats not mcu, thats sony's universe, but that was really good

[waxen rose]

Boy it got spiderman do I look like I care

[zinc bear]

Still marvel right?

[indigo fossil]

um, technically

[zinc bear]

Spider noir my GOAT
Can’t wait for the show

[waxen rose]

I loved the punk spider

[indigo fossil]

live action prowler

[jade gust]

Reminder that Spider-Punk is British

[waxen rose]

Oh my god my one weakness

[indigo fossil]

yo, whats wrong with brits

[zinc bear]

Punk originated in England so that makes him cooler

[jade gust]

Indeed

[zinc bear]

My brothers favorite is spider punk
Guess why?

[waxen rose]

Same thing thats wrong with the french

[indigo fossil]

which is...

[hasty zinc]

he likes punk music?

[waxen rose]

They are eldrichhorror

[zinc bear]

He is punk that’s the joke

[jade gust]

Look, we didn't chose to have the large eldrich horror living under London

Or have one hiding somewhere in Scotland

[hasty zinc]

don't talk about Nessie like that

[indigo fossil]

personally, im not british, but stop hating them, they gave us the USA

[jade gust]

Or the one which secretly rules over Yorkshire, which my people must find

[zinc bear]

I hate them cause they gave us the USA

[jade gust]

Nah, Nessie's fine, she's friendly, I'm talking about something else

[hasty zinc]

when I was a kid I was obsessed with Nessie

[indigo fossil]

um, are you hating the best country, well not at the moment

[jade gust]

As you should be

[zinc bear]

Does he know 👀👀
Anyways
Hate the Brit’s

[hasty zinc]

drain the loch!!

[jade gust]

If anyone hates Britain, it's the British

[zinc bear]

Hating the Brits gave us one of the best books, 1984 by gorge orwell

[indigo fossil]

i know america aint great right now, but it was...the land of opportunities

[indigo fossil]

ugh, school books, the only good one i read was The Outsiders

[zinc bear]

Son 😭😭😭😭

I don’t think 1984 is a school book

[obsidian wyvern]

without much thinking

[zinc bear]

It’s pretty mature. Politics aren’t really for children

[obsidian wyvern]

there's a lot that isn't in there though

[hasty zinc]

halo discord server member ranking when?

[zinc bear]

Me S tier

[obsidian wyvern]

I would get banned

[indigo fossil]

youve never watched deadpool and wolverive, thats the best one

[obsidian wyvern]

I heard it's eh

[zinc bear]

Moderator tier list when

[waxen rose]

Why are all the horrors in Europe and maybe minnesota

[indigo fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-gasp-le-oh-no-omg-gif-16864843

[zinc bear]

Deadpool vs Wolverine is buns sorry

[indigo fossil]

um, how about jeffry dahmer, he from ohio

[hasty zinc]

can you link that ranking list

[indigo fossil]

no, its deadpool AND wolverine 🤓

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tiermaker.com/create/mcu-movies-series-and-multiverse-july-2022-15185864

[indigo fossil]

thanks

[obsidian wyvern]

I realised it doesn't have the first 2 marvel movies lol

[jade gust]

You've clearly not heard of the Chupacabra, Puerto Rico's most famous cryptid

[indigo fossil]

iron man, and the incredible hulk

[indigo fossil]

yo, i am puetro rican, i thought cupacabra was mexican

[zinc bear]

Still buns

[obsidian wyvern]

sorry meant deadpool

[indigo fossil]

have you even watched it

[zinc bear]

No cause it looks bad

[indigo fossil]

oh, the first two are by fox, not disney

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/people-who-be-desperate-for-attention-that-friend-who-keeps-lying-shut-up-attention-kamedwards-gif-10041408647564294101

[zinc bear]

Being desperate for attention looks bad

[indigo fossil]

dude was talking about you

[obsidian wyvern]

are they not part of the MCU though

[jade gust]

Nah, it's from Puerto Rico. A former friend of mine was from a Puerto Rican family and when talking about cryptids, they talked about how everyone claims the Chupacabra is Mexican even though the first sightings and incidents involving them all came from Puerto Rico

[zinc bear]

I’m aware lol

[twilit rampart]

Remember how well-curated the halo brand was back in the 2000s?

[zinc bear]

Not this again

[indigo fossil]

no, the fox movies aren't part of the mcu, its also why all of the xman movies aren't on there

[obsidian wyvern]

right

[indigo fossil]

so, who wants shwarma

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-avenger-thor-iron-man-gif-18766184

[zinc bear]

Oh it’s the guy from Fortnite

[jade gust]

Ok, had to double check, the first Chupacabra incident was in Moca, Puerto Rico back in 1975

[indigo fossil]

bro, get out

[amber mirage]

My tierlist

[obsidian wyvern]

that's a surprise honestly

[zinc bear]

Surprise*

[jade gust]

I feel like I'd need to rewatch a bunch just to do my tierlist

[obsidian wyvern]

yes it was a typo

[jade gust]

Because outside of Thunderbolts last year, I've not seen any Marvel project for quite some time

[amber mirage]

Which part?

[obsidian wyvern]

I figured you'd have seen some of the big standalone ones

mainly iron man lol

[amber mirage]

They never really grabbed my attention. From the ones I've seen, they still haven't.

[jade gust]

They should've not changed the leitmotif for Iron Man between films, I will say that much

[obsidian wyvern]

aegis watch the winter soldier rn

I think it's by far the best marvel film, but iron man has to be my favourite

[zinc bear]

Do better next time

[obsidian wyvern]

the punisher is also s tier, and I can't believe you've put DD S3 into b

[twilit rampart]

It’s hilarious how nobody cares about Doomsday lmao

[obsidian wyvern]

until you see the numbers it'll pull anyway

[zinc bear]

I don’t care for marvel but a lot of people seem like they do care about doomsday so

[jade gust]

They should've done a smaller Avengers film like 2 or 3 years ago

[zinc bear]

Wasn’t endgame supposed to be the end

[jade gust]

Like, have them fight the Serpent Society or the Kree

[jade gust]

They were never going to stop at Endgame

[zinc bear]

Ah

[obsidian wyvern]

secret invasion being that bad hurt

[jade gust]

Secret Invasion should've actually been built up to in post credit scenes

[indigo fossil]

theres supposed to be a big universal reset after avengers secret wars

[jade gust]

Then been part of an Avengers film

[jade gust]

I honestly don't think allot of people will enjoy that

[hasty zinc]

are they going to reset to making good movies again?

[jade gust]

I will say this, Thunderbolts was good, but I think that was just luck on Marvel

[indigo fossil]

the freak u mean

[jade gust]

Since well, most the other films they've made haven't been great

[indigo fossil]

bro that is the only movie of that year

[jade gust]

People have been following some of these characters for a long time, a universal reset means resetting those characters

Didn't Fantastic 4 also release last year

[indigo fossil]

not all, thor will still be the same, and spider man

[indigo fossil]

yes it was peak

[jade gust]

I'm gonna be real, the death flags are waving

[jade gust]

I have some reasons for why I don't go near the Fantastic 4. Let's just say childhood trauma relating to someone being on fire makes it hard to watch a film where one of the main characters sets them self on fire

[indigo fossil]

for a lot of characters yes

[indigo fossil]

ooff, sorrry man

[normal owl]

Had to run out for lunch anyway and thought I'd pick up the T-Mobile Tuesdays freebie. I am pleased to confirm that, yes, it is indeed less glorious in person.

[hybrid plover]

hey youre an attorney right? sue for false advertisement

japan actually has some pretty strict advertising laws, we should be like them

[indigo fossil]

noooooooooooooo

[hybrid plover]

why not

[indigo fossil]

i want freedom with what i see on the internet

[hybrid plover]

you want freedom to be advertised to?

[indigo fossil]

yes, i love ads, except on youtube, twitch and spotify, cable commercial for big brands are ussualy pretty good

[hybrid plover]

[zinc bear]

Does he know 👀👀👀

[indigo fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-future-revolution-marvel-future-fight-netmarble-king-tron-king-tron3099-gif-25832486

[hybrid plover]

i wonder what master chief doing rn

[indigo fossil]

probably having a jam session while smashing grunts

[hybrid plover]

smashing gruntkins

[indigo fossil]

arbities go wort wort

[hybrid plover]

its true

[indigo fossil]

thats why i said it

[hybrid plover]

well i appreciate your service

[zinc bear]

Idk

[indigo fossil]

thanks, sir, i try

[hybrid plover]

what if uuh

hmm

[indigo fossil]

spit it out soldier

[hybrid plover]

well, what if uuhhh

[indigo fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebobsquarepants-uh-drool-what-gif-5048569

[hybrid plover]

i forgot

oh! what if uuuhh

[chilly summit]

when you

[indigo fossil]

and then u

[hybrid plover]

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[indigo fossil]

good night man

[zinc bear]

Is the edge of dawn novel cover drawn, or is it a 3D model? Joyouse definitely being her 3D infinite model is throwing me off

[thick furnace]

🦃

[meager linden]

Wow
They finally updated discord on phones
I now can see the "new" styles of names

It took long enough for them

[waxen rose]

In the next halo book she's gonna be an evil shade of orange

[muted rose]

Red

[waxen rose]

Hyper lethal cortana stays in 2015

[meager linden]

@waxen rose I'm so sorry that I can't play with you, because of bad situation with electricityin my country
In one day, if everything gonna be good, I will play with you and with dareal

[waxen rose]

No don’t worry about it, man
I haven't been able to play lately anyway because of work and school stress

[twilit rampart]

Who here likes halo

[hasty zinc]

it's a good song, but overplayed to death

[waxen rose]

Aren't those things angels have on their big heads or whatever

[misty marsh]

I thought it was that Filipino dessert

[meager linden]

Yeah, it's really called "Halo"

[waxen rose]

You can have a halo as a snack

Only on Tuesdays!

[twilit rampart]

I’m excited for campaign evolved but I feel like most ppl don’t care

[hybrid plover]

combat evolved is a weird one too me cuz like, sure halo fans know it but what wide appeal does it have? like most casual fans never played CE, but played maybe 2-3 and after. idk i could be totally wrong

just personally my buddies who like halo are like casual, and dont really know anything about CE

[vital raft]

CE has aged like milk compared to other campaigns

[hybrid plover]

yeah and CE was bad lol

[jade gust]

3D models were used for everyone on the cover

[zinc bear]

Alr thanks

[vital raft]

theres less weapons and half the levels are the same level but backwards

[jade gust]

Guess we found Rev's alt account

[vital raft]

CE isnt bad imo its just old

[fleet onyx]

I like CE

[hybrid plover]

it is i, revving

[vital raft]

its bound to play a bit dated which how mant advancments 2 made

[charred plinth]

Hey has anyone also had the problem of Halo 2 crashing the host instantly upon the very first intro cutscene during Cairo Station?

Each time the cutscene ends my friend is just placed in the air and then instantly gets a fatal error.

[vital raft]

halo 2 has many issues on MCC

it just is that way

i cant cloak in coop cause it crashes my game

[charred plinth]

Hasn't this collection been out for like nine years

[hybrid plover]

ye

[hasty zinc]

I mean the only thing you'll really lose is dual wielding

[vital raft]

oh no you also lose most percision

[hybrid plover]

womp womp

[hasty zinc]

what do you mean?

[vital raft]

halo CE AR is fun but its the defintion of a bullet hose

[hasty zinc]

they're adding weapons to it

like the BR

[raven elk]

Halo ce magnum 🤤

[hasty zinc]

like 9 weapons they're adding

[vital raft]

the shotgun has good range too but i dont think they meant for that

[hasty zinc]

and vehicle boarding

[hybrid plover]

i am excited to see what they add for sure

[hasty zinc]

so you're really only losing out on dual weilding which is stinky anyway so no big loss

[zinc bear]

And fetty wap will voice master chief

[hybrid plover]

yeAAAUuuUuuHHh Baaby

[raven elk]

Damn

[vital raft]

halo CE anniversary should have been a halo 2 style game

rather then just adding new graphics over the old game

[raven elk]

CEA was no good, I hope campaign evol- I mean CE 3 will be better

[vital raft]

it would have let them update the less fun aspects that date the game

[jade gust]

That would be a remake, not a remaster

[hybrid plover]

CE 3 lol

[jade gust]

This is what they're doing with Campaign Evolved

[vital raft]

cause ill be honest

last 3 levels of halo CE are so horrible

rocket flood, your shields doing basically nothing to protect you past easy difficulty

[zinc bear]

I’m glad campaign evolved is coming out since OG CE is so outdated

[vital raft]

overcharged jackals getting rid of your overshield

the warthog run having the worst controls of any halo vehicle

[jade gust]

Rocket Flood, sure, those are horrid, but if you're just running in and not thinking about your next move, then yeah, you are just going to lose your shields

[vital raft]

an overcharged jackal shouldnt be able to charge and fire in like 3 seconds

or be able to snipe me with it

later games massively nerf overcharge for good reason so they cant snipe you anymore

i wonder how the remake is gonna deal with the library

[jade gust]

Most likely rework the most annoying aspects of the level

[raven elk]

It was the first halo game, of course it would have these issues that CE 3 will SURELY (right guys?) fix, but honestly I wish we can get more than just a remake of the game

[vital raft]

or like brutal honestly

maybe cut the level out and replace it

[jade gust]

Why are you calling it "CE3"? CEA was only a graphical remaster

[jade gust]

They're not going to be outright cutting the level

[raven elk]

CEA is still CE 2 to me lol

[vital raft]

i still get nightmares from legendary the library

[jade gust]

Like, as badly designed as the original Library was, it's a very iconic level, not to mention has story significance. It would be wrong to not feature that level

[hybrid plover]

if librarys not in it i aint playin

[jade gust]

Do you do this with every game which has a remaster? Like do you call the remastered Mass Effect 1 "Mass Effect 1 2"?

[raven elk]

Maybe...

[vital raft]

the library didnt have pacing lol

[hybrid plover]

guilty spark 😠

[raven elk]

Halo 2 anniversary is halo 2 2

[vital raft]

you were under threat near 24/7

[hybrid plover]

halo 3 2

[vital raft]

actually there was no graphical remaster of 3

[raven elk]

Not yet...

[vital raft]

so technically its the same game just running at 60 fps

[jade gust]

Doesn't mean they can't rework it opposed to your idea of cutting the level entirely

[hasty zinc]

MCC

[raven elk]

Please halo studios PLEASE!!!

[vital raft]

the MCC version of halo 3 isnt actually a remaster

[hasty zinc]

sure it is

[vital raft]

it uses one of the old pc ports as a base

[jade gust]

Halo 3 wasn't ported to PC until MCC came to PC

[hasty zinc]

Halo 3 never had a proper PC port

[hybrid plover]

ill allow it

[vital raft]

which is why it couldnt really be graphically remastered much

[hasty zinc]

so you agree it was remastered a little

therefore

remastered

https://tenor.com/dq7JXZwiiOV.gif

[vital raft]

i wouldnt really call not needing to cripple your game anymore to fit on a 360

remastering

[hybrid plover]

banned

[jade gust]

I also wouldn't say there not being a Halo 3 PC port before MCC is why there isn't a Halo 3 Anniversary. They just decided it wasn't worth making an Anniversary edition of the game when they had other projects in the works

[candid tusk]

Halo 3 PC: Remastered a Little Bit Edition doesn't have the same ring to it.

[jade gust]

When was Halo 3 "crippled" to fit on 360? It originally released on 360

[hybrid plover]

they shoulda remade 3 instead

[hasty zinc]

enhanced resolution ✅
enhanced FPS ✅
improved audio ✅
custom game browser support ✅
expanded forge tools ✅

sounds like a remaster to me

[vital raft]

halo 3 actually had to be downscaled some to work on 360

from the initial vision

[pulsar heron]

didnt all the mcc games also get a texture update towards the end?

[jade gust]

I wouldn't be surprised if CEmake does well, we do see one at some point down the line. I'd argue Halo 3 needs one more when it comes to the story

[candid tusk]

And it was flawless that way and didn't need to change ever again.

[vital raft]

most dev versions of games never see public release cause their designed for better hardware then we actually have publically

[candid tusk]

They need to add the folks from the Believe museum campaign.

[jade gust]

Only minor ones if I recall. I think the bulk of the work on Halo 3's textures was updating some of the matte paintings seen in some cutscenes so you could see more details. Such as the cutscene from the start of Cortana

[hybrid plover]

fingers crossed. would be hype for that

[vital raft]

watch dogs has full on graphics settings still in code that were axed cause ps3s were melting down lol

[candid tusk]

Most dev versions of games never see public release because they're buggy, broken, half baked messes.

[jade gust]

So you're claiming a game made by different devs is somehow proof of Halo 3 being "crippled"?

[hybrid plover]

yall need some hot oj

[vital raft]

halo 3 has loads of cut ideas

[zinc bear]

@viral dune

[vital raft]

they couldnt do cause of space or time

[candid tusk]

That doesn't mean they were good and necessary.

[vital raft]

thats why its called game development

[jade gust]

So does every game

[hybrid plover]

more than anything i want a new story to follow, like reach or odst

[zinc bear]

Lowk same

[vital raft]

people would complain it doesnt have chief

[candid tusk]

Only the bad people.

[vital raft]

remember how they reacted to locke

[zinc bear]

Locke was done wrong tho

[pulsar heron]

sounds like a remaster to me then

[zinc bear]

If they make a new character and he’s actually done right, then the community will receive it better.

[hasty zinc]

everyone mentions locke/H5 but don't mention Arby in Halo 2 smh

[vital raft]

and now they will never risk another locke situation again

[zinc bear]

Reason why halo 3 sucked

[vital raft]

so hes relegated to being background lore with a confusing fate

[candid tusk]

It's time for grandpa to go to bed. We need six new games of differing genres released before 2030 with new protagonists.

[pulsar heron]

if songs can get away with being called remastered just being re-pressed then i think all the mcc titles can be considered remasters

[zinc bear]

MCC is a remaster imo. At least the PC version

[hasty zinc]

even the xbox one versions

[vital raft]

im not saying i wouldnt love a new protag but "hardcore" fans will complain loud enough to scare halo studios off

[candid solar]

Idk, maybe? I don't care for it

[candid tusk]

I spoke with the hardcore fans, they don't want Chief anymore. Trust.

[zinc bear]

Unlocking graphical customizations and letting them get higher than the original version sounds like a remaster

[hybrid plover]

absolutely

[vital raft]

yeah they say that then they will still complain

[candid tusk]

Those ones aren't the hardcore fans, obviously.

[vital raft]

i would have loved a palmer focused story but you know

[jade gust]

Spartan Assault

[candid tusk]

We had it.

[vital raft]

she made one joke about chief once and now shes satan

[vital raft]

a game that is good

[twilit rampart]

I wish the series would get away from chief I find him so boring

[candid tusk]

It is good.

[hasty zinc]

Spartan Assault/Strike are great

[hybrid plover]

lego halo game

[vital raft]

i cant stand dual stick shooters so i found it tedious

all respect to yall for liking it

[candid tusk]

That's a personal preference, doesn't make the game not great. lol

[twilit rampart]

I think there should be a cozy halo farming game

[hasty zinc]

technically Halo in general is a dual stick shooter 😛

[vital raft]

also we almost had lego halo

[jade gust]

Unggoy Farmer!! It's what we need

[vital raft]

megablox was amking a halo game

[hybrid plover]

cries in megablox

[twilit rampart]

or a halo game where I play from the perspective of the flood 🙂

[vital raft]

theres a mod

[hybrid plover]

you can really feel like the flood

[candid tusk]

Halo Wars.

[vital raft]

i dont remember its name but i remember seeing a flood mod for CE

anyway i hope we get the legendary ending cutscene still

[hybrid plover]

i bet theyll keep it

[zinc bear]

This would be buns

[vital raft]

i mean halo 5 did that

with flood spartans

[jade gust]

That wasn't in Halo 5

[vital raft]

was it 4

[zinc bear]

That was halo 4

[candid tusk]

And it was butts.

[vital raft]

i for some reason connect it to 5

mentally

[jade gust]

It was better when they made a version where the survivors weren't bright green and that you could change the weapons the infected could use

[candid tusk]

The whole flood sword arm thing was just... Doofy. And I feel like I remember it not being togglable, but could be wrong.

[jade gust]

But also, I don't need the infected to look like the Flood in a multiplayer mode

[vital raft]

i think its a nice touch

[jade gust]

It was not, but I do remember there being a version of the mode where you could at least give them other weapons (Even if the arm would clip through the weapon)

[zinc bear]

I feel like supermassive games (they made until dawn) should pick up halo, and make a spin off where it’s a civilians perspective during the fall of reach. Idk if that’s just my love for supermassive games talking but I think it would be cool.

Like, having your choices affect your fate, multiple endings, etc.

[hybrid plover]

kinda interesting

[jade gust]

Like, in the style of Until Dawn? I could see that being fun for a spin-off

[hybrid plover]

yeah thats a neat idea

[zinc bear]

And if they mess it up, it’s a spin off so who cares.

[hybrid plover]

microsoft

[jade gust]

But I'd want them to get Brett Dalton and have him basically play the exact character he played in Until Dawn

[candid tusk]

Can't mess it up, the idea's flawless.

[zinc bear]

Thanks.

But yeah. I feel like that would be a cool idea. We need separate companies to pick up halo for spin offs tbh

Give us a bit of content before the next mainline game comes out

[vital raft]

or we get the true spin off that would save humanity

a game where you play as a grunt

[zinc bear]

Unggoy farmer.

[hybrid plover]

and just die immediately

ur a grunt and ur task is to take these sticky grenades and charge chief

[hasty zinc]

UNSC Mechanic Simulator > Unggoy Farmer

[vital raft]

im not being a UNSC mechanic for any vehicle pre 3

[zinc bear]

No.. how about the grunt is the chosen one. Even taking down Spartans, until the ending where he just dies by like tripping on a rock or something

[hybrid plover]

UNSC mechanic simulator is actually a dope idea wth

[zinc bear]

Get a warthog on power wash simulator

[hasty zinc]

thanks!

[vital raft]

maybe we can fix the broken suspensions on the warthogs in infinite

[hybrid plover]

🤣 made all the triumphs just to die by pebble

[chilly summit]

anyone having server problems with infinite or just me

[hasty zinc]

way ahead of you

[vital raft]

i hope their suspension is broken

[zinc bear]

Damn

[zinc bear]

Is there anyone ever not having server issues with infinite?

[molten pelican]

Hi

[vital raft]

i stopped playing infinite

[molten pelican]

Oh no!

[zinc bear]

!H

[chilly summit]

morgan freeman true.png

[twilit rampart]

What about halo but an animal crossing style cozy game where u make a town on earth and then the covenant come in waves and u gotta deal with that

[chilly summit]

tbh i just want a halo game that's finished at launch atp

[twilit rampart]

And then u gotta farm all of the dead flood into a little pile

[hybrid plover]

halo game where you play as a nightclub bouncer

[zinc bear]

Halo game where you play as master chief

[twilit rampart]

halo game where u play as the night club

[hasty zinc]

so that level/easter egg in Reach

[twilit rampart]

Do u think halo developers read this

[hasty zinc]

yes

[zinc bear]

Some I think

[twilit rampart]

Good

[zinc bear]

Which Easter egg?

[meager linden]

What?

[chilly summit]

halo the video game

[twilit rampart]

The Easter egg in halo where master chief finds a copy of halo the video game

[chilly summit]

halo: the series: the video game

[zinc bear]

Now $70

[waxen rose]

Halo egg? I prefer it sunny side up

[chilly summit]

can we get a halo movie that stars dwayne johnson and kevin hart

[zinc bear]

They should put the main dude from the halo show in Halo 7

[zinc bear]

With the same writers as the borderlands movie please

[waxen rose]

Jack black as master chief

[jade gust]

We kinda have that in Halo Infinite already, there's an arcade machine which has Halo Infinite on it near Outpost Tremonius

[waxen rose]

I used to have a crush on pablo schreiber how did you know

[jade gust]

And you can find the original Xbox in a small cubby as well

[zinc bear]

👀

[chilly summit]

together we hay and we low,let's halo!

[hybrid plover]

haha yeah thats the club you bounce for, and the DJ is your friend

[waxen rose]

First we halo
Then we 4
LETS HALO 4

[chilly summit]

it's haloing time!....4

[twilit rampart]

what if at the end of campaign evolved u start hearing a beeping and then u wake up and ur just a guy in a bed w dementia and u learn the entire halo franchise wasn’t real and that’s how they reboot

[zinc bear]

Jackal jockey!

[waxen rose]

Riding on the back of a jackal might be abuse

[zinc bear]

And then it cuts to Linda and Kelly’s wedding scene

[twilit rampart]

Ya

[chilly summit]

johnson you take left,arby you take right and jerome...chair

[waxen rose]

It gets crashed because master chief misses his best friend and is uncontrollably sobbing so they have to kick him out

[jade gust]

Nah, it's gonna cut to us in a cart as we hear the words "Hey, you're finally awake. You were caught crossing the border"

[zinc bear]

Sergeant Johnson shows up saying “y’all thought I was dead?” And he starts to sing opera music

[hybrid plover]

gosh his name gives me ptsd now

[waxen rose]

Omg I think Johnson would go fire as an opera singer
He can hold a high note for 30 seconds

[hybrid plover]

i bet his baritone is magnificent

[zinc bear]

And then as Linda and Kelly get married.. Romeo and Mickey show up. Saying “how yall doing?” And Linda uses her famous laser eyes to incinerate them

[waxen rose]

Omg and they use Romeo as target practice yayayayay

[chilly summit]

"COMING IN HOT!" and it's chief giving the covenant back their bomb

[compact herald]

HALO FEST?!

SIUUUUUUUUUU

[hybrid plover]

halo game where ronaldo siuuuu

[zinc bear]

Marines: “Who are you?”
“I.. am the master chief..”

[compact herald]

2026 finna be peak for Halo

[waxen rose]

Master chief after he retires and has jack black physique I kinda love that

[hybrid plover]

yeah we're feeding them gold

[twilit rampart]

Chief and Arbiter in the style of heated rivalry

[chilly summit]

I...am john

[zinc bear]

Awww

He would be like everyone’s grandpa
The traumatized, quiet, kinda mean grandpa

[hybrid plover]

then he plays as steve in the halo minecraft movie

[compact herald]

Forza 6, RE9, Halo: Camp. EVO, GTA 6

This year will not be friendly to my wallet

[zinc bear]

Yes those are all games

[waxen rose]

I kinda love this I don't care this is my new favorite head canon

[zinc bear]

If the rest of blue team have kids they will visit his house
He would be that rich grandpa that gives everyone some INSANE presents

[waxen rose]

Fred is a lonely writer in his cabin in the woods

[zinc bear]

“Linda, this is for your kid. His own scorpion for when he turns 18”

[waxen rose]

Its hard to make friends when you tweak out every 3 seconds thx to an ai when you were 49

[waxen rose]

Linda and her adopted son named brick

[zinc bear]

He’s everyone’s schizophrenic uncle

Brick from borderlands yessss

[waxen rose]

Brick and his brother stump

[waxen rose]

This might just be me??

[zinc bear]

LMAO

[quaint stream]

🍌🍌🍌

[hybrid plover]

GTA 6 im so freaking excited

[twilit rampart]

Fable looks good tbh

[waxen rose]

How excited are you? Repeat that?

[hybrid plover]

SO excited

[chilly summit]

say that again

any gearsers

[hybrid plover]

once upon a time yes

[compact herald]

Hes ing excited

[hybrid plover]

i dont wanna censor myself but i gotta

[twilit rampart]

rate ur excitement 1-10 for campaign evolved

[hybrid plover]

2

[compact herald]

7

[twilit rampart]

6

[waxen rose]

I want halo on my plate now so 7

[compact herald]

Used to be higher but after seeing people beat down halo, kinda lost some bit of hope

[hybrid plover]

awh well be excited if you are, dont let rando put it down for ya

[twilit rampart]

I am excited for nostalgia

[naive turret]

Are negatives allowed?

[waxen rose]

I bet you are.

[naive turret]

It’s more apathy than anything tbf so a negative probably doesn’t fit.

[twilit rampart]

my fave halo moment is when master chief said “it’s haloing time” and then blew up earth

[hybrid plover]

i dont... think that happened

[twilit rampart]

wdym

[waxen rose]

If it was halo 3 remastered or whatever it's called I would give it a -987

Clawing at the walls praying it doesn't come true

[naive turret]

Give it a few years, we must wait for this one to inevitably do well first to justify it.

[waxen rose]

I dont wanna pray on anyones downfall but if thats what it'll take to not have halo 3 redone

[compact herald]

Did we get any news about upcoming Halo or has it been radio silence?

[naive turret]

It’s like the Resi approach but without 7 or Village or Requiem

[naive turret]

Nothing new since the demo at HCS to my knowledge.

[compact herald]

I dont get it. Whats wrong with making another remake? Other communities are getting those and majority doesnt seem to have an issue with that

[waxen rose]

If anything I want halo 5 on pc omg halo studios I am at your doorstep throwing rocks at your windows playing songs on my stereo just do it im on my knees

[compact herald]

Why is it always the Halo community that have an issue with it? (I confusion someone xplain pls)

[twilit rampart]

Does anyone even work at halo studios anymore I thought the rumor was that they were outsourcing most development

[naive turret]

See the Resi example I made and compare.

[waxen rose]

Its my opinion that I hate remakes

[hybrid plover]

wheres my packsge at 😡

[waxen rose]

Throwing rocks at windows begging for halo 4 remake and thats it no more

[hybrid plover]

-# and 3 and reach

[twilit rampart]

Throwing rocks at windows begging for halo farming simulator

[naive turret]

Why, if H4 was so good what needs remade?

[waxen rose]

Throwing bricks at windows in anger if someone remakes reach.

[naive turret]

Also stop throwing rocks. Think of the insurance.

[waxen rose]

I hate cortanas character model

[naive turret]

Ah, well I have to stop speaking then.

[waxen rose]

LMAO

[waxen rose]

They wont know it was me because ill say “it wasnt me”

[amber mirage]

Can't believe you'd body shame Cortana like that

[hybrid plover]

real

[waxen rose]

Im shaming Halsey or whatever

I need you to agree with me @ dareal

[meager elm]

Hi

[zinc bear]

I agree

[waxen rose]

Hooray

[compact herald]

hi soundwave

[zinc bear]

Also you can @ me 99% of the time I’m home and have my phone on me

That 1% is when I’m on a date with Linda

[waxen rose]

STOP LYING

[zinc bear]

Never

[meager elm]

The Sniper Queen?

[zinc bear]

No! No one works at halo studios. It actually doesn’t exist. It’s all a dream. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

[waxen rose]

Its linda Tuesday so I drew a doodle and then it got smudged so now I am unconsolably crying

[waxen rose]

The fog is coming.

[meager elm]

Sure I can take her on

[zinc bear]

Linda Pravdin Sierra-058 yes

[meager linden]

I thought you have a job

[waxen rose]

Im the one with a job

Dareal job is rage baiting chuds on the overwatch server

[zinc bear]

Me? With a job? Hell naw

[meager elm]

Then join the Decepticons

[zinc bear]

Halo 3 server but yes
I left anyways no use for that server other than to get mad since my console was banned

[meager linden]

Lol

[zinc bear]

Who?

[meager elm]

The sniper Queen Linda

[waxen rose]

Sniper queen like she is a bug

[zinc bear]

Son you’re def 2’4 she’s 7’0 you ain’t fighting ANYTHING

[waxen rose]

Folded like a chair💔

[meager elm]

Nuh uh

[zinc bear]

Jerome’s chair 💔

[meager elm]

Cybertroians are 10x Taller

[zinc bear]

And? You ain’t doing anything to them either

[zinc bear]

Her helmet looks like a bug

[waxen rose]

Bro you have got to stop role-playing 😭

[waxen rose]

Its giving h5 sad bug mc

[zinc bear]

Aww

[meager elm]

The whole whole bro I was just saying that about the Transformers

[zinc bear]

Wait they’re role-playing?

[meager linden]

From when?

[zinc bear]

In 5

[waxen rose]

The 5th halo

[harsh girder]

Halo should have a tv show

[meager elm]

Not that Boring Current one

[zinc bear]

Wait until you see #halo-the-series-chat

[zinc bear]

5st*

[harsh girder]

Bella ramsey as master chief

[meager elm]

Also how was that Earth in the
Halo Series

[zinc bear]

Does he know earth exists in halo

[harsh girder]

Only thing i liked about the halo tv show was the fight scenes i thought they were pretty cool.

[meager elm]

Of course ik earth is

[zinc bear]

Season 1 is so buns
Watch the peak of season 2

[waxen rose]

The flood is coming the flood is coming the flood is

[zinc bear]

Ok

[meager elm]

I rather watch RVB

[harsh girder]

John halo

[zinc bear]

Freak send that gif of chief in season 1 where he goes to kill Halsey it’s so funny ❤️❤️

[harsh girder]

😂

[waxen rose]

Im trying to find it😭

[zinc bear]

Lowk agree
Up until season 13
Then it’s buns unfortunately

[meager elm]

Also was that Reach or Earth tho

[zinc bear]

I’m guessing the episode named reach is where reach shows up

[meager elm]

I just like Caboose and Doc in it

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halsey-run-getting-away-ocelot-gif-14929273689588879671

[zinc bear]

They’re not in the halo show I believe

[waxen rose]

I like this one it's funny

[zinc bear]

What were the season 1 writers on brah 💔💔

[waxen rose]

The only s1 thing I liked it kai

[meager elm]

Better then Season 2

[zinc bear]

Master chief regaining his aura in season 2’s opening 🔥🔥

[zinc bear]

He made a statement so trash even his own gang had to slime him out

[waxen rose]

Hs3 better have kai or I am throwing rocks at windows

[meager elm]

I also didn't like the Part Arbiter vs Master Cheeks

[waxen rose]

That arbiter wasn't thel

If it was thel you’d see me claw at walls

[meager elm]

Thrl would have kicked his butt

[waxen rose]

They’d never slime my goat

[meager elm]

I like the H2 Design

[meager elm]

Still won't beat the OG master Chief

[zinc bear]

I mean obviously

The reason why people hated the halo show is cause they thought it would be as good as the games. It isn’t, which is okay though.

it is better than 3 but-

[waxen rose]

Anything is better than halo 3

Id rather torture myself watching season 1 than play halo 3

[zinc bear]

Tbh true that

[waxen rose]

I think I dyed my hair red because of kai

Or I was just emo I cant remember

[zinc bear]

I wanna dye my hair red
I’m growing it out long again so

[waxen rose]

Dying my hair black again bleeehhh

I wanna let my hair grow out and get a mullet just to see how i’d look

[twilit rampart]

Is Halo infinite still active? I haven’t played since 2022

[zinc bear]

Very active yes

[meager linden]

H5 Arbiter design much better than H2

[zinc bear]

halo 2 design is more iconic but halo 5 design is cooler

[meager elm]

U mean H4

[zinc bear]

WE very clearly meant midlo 3

[meager elm]

Why H3?

[zinc bear]

its buns

[simple wave]

Halo 3 is good? (Please don’t exterminate me)

[zinc bear]

campaign at least
rest is pretty good

[naive turret]

I wonder if I went into a Resi discord

If there'd be like, 'Nah Resi 4 is trash bro'

[meager elm]

But Halo 3 was made by Bungie

[simple wave]

Like resident evil? Oh I see.

[zinc bear]

i play halo for the campaigns so i hated 3

[zinc bear]

makes it even worse 💔

[hasty zinc]

H3 campaign gameplay was fun, the story however was super mid and mostly uninteresting

[muted rose]

Contrarian opinion ngl

[meager elm]

Better then 343 did H4 H5 and Infinite

[muted rose]

Resi4 was and is good the hate seems illogical and in response to something rather than genuine

[waxen rose]

I fell asleep twice playing halo 3

[zinc bear]

its the level design that makes me fall asleep

[waxen rose]

Hey jinx twin

[hasty zinc]

it's just such a major downgrade from Halo 2 story wise

[simple wave]

Now let’s go off of legendary solo overall challenges.

[meager elm]

Or was it because of the Flood

[misty marsh]

Loud incorrect buzzer

[zinc bear]

true..

[waxen rose]

Why do you lie

[zinc bear]

all of it

[meager elm]

But at least it had Thel killing Truth

[hasty zinc]

you had these great characters in 2 and they dumbed them down so much and completely changed some of them

[zinc bear]

yeah i liked that
but thats really it
other than the ending

[zinc bear]

like how do you fumble the downfall of the covenant smh
wouldve been PEAK but NOOO

[misty marsh]

Halo 3 is simply peak media

[hasty zinc]

thel downgraded to a sidekick where you say like one word to him the whole time

[simple wave]

The Covenant level

[hasty zinc]

Truth does a 180 and is some generic villain now

[meager elm]

H4 WAS ONLY good just because the INFINTY

[waxen rose]

They made thel a nothin burger im sorry they did OUR yes OUR favorite sangheili buns

[hasty zinc]

Miranda is just dumb as a box of rocks

[zinc bear]

hell naw
h4 was ONLY good because of literally EVERY part of the game being peak

[muted rose]

Women named Miranda seem cursed to poor decision making skills unfortunately

[zinc bear]

why am i lying the armor is buns

[simple wave]

Mark V is peak appearance.

[meager elm]

Yea

[waxen rose]

I wrote her awesomely in my fanfic wow I really like miranda... When I fix her writing

[soft dune]

Agreed

[zinc bear]

only armor that was good in h4 was tbh the default mark VI and master chiefs armor

[misty marsh]

This is ruining my week pls 😣😣

[muted rose]

You should put that cut romance with chief from 2 in

[hasty zinc]

Prefect

[waxen rose]

They're siblings

[muted rose]

Star Wars

[hasty zinc]

actual peak

[soft dune]

You could pull a starwars

[waxen rose]

Boy so polygon

[zinc bear]

Hell naw
Chief and arby tho..

[meager elm]

I'm gonna get that

[muted rose]

No

[soft dune]

The humble tetrahedron

[zinc bear]

Looks like a kids first foam armor tbh

[meager elm]

Nah It's the default armor

[zinc bear]

Charbiter is canon wether you like it or not sorry pal
Halo studios told me

[muted rose]

Make sangheli look like Turians then we’ll talk

[naive turret]

I like the helmet but I really can't get over how bad the undersuits look in H4

[muted rose]

And I am telling you no

[zinc bear]

They look like they’re wearing diapers 💔

[meager elm]

Why can't There be Playable elites again

[waxen rose]

Because I said so

[zinc bear]

Unnecessary tbh

[muted rose]

We slimed them

[zinc bear]

Very hard to develop
Infinite adding elite armor was the best choice

[naive turret]

Balancing, tl;dr

[meager elm]

And can't tell the difference between male and female Spartans

[waxen rose]

Ok

[zinc bear]

What?

[muted rose]

They should just throw that in casual modes if they ever bring it back and leave it out of comp geared modes

Swat with elites sucks

[zinc bear]

Maybe add it later after release
As a silly project

[meager elm]

Can just only Change the Voice

[naive turret]

I can see myself having a 2020 conversation and I just remembered idc

[simple wave]

Halo 2 Anniversary swat as an elite sounds painful. Giant armor and hitbox.

[muted rose]

It was a custom reach mode I played

[meager elm]

Can't hide to get the Shield Back up

[zinc bear]

I mean.. yeah. It was the same in reach. Do you want a huge sign on your armor saying “I AM A GIRL!” Or “I AM A BOY!”

[muted rose]

They started with needle rifles and Spartan started with DMR

[waxen rose]

Noble six has both on theirs

[meager elm]

And yet I still use Air assault helmet

[muted rose]

Noble six has a big was/were on theirs

[waxen rose]

You think you got a giggle out of me when you didnt

[muted rose]

I merely make observations

[zinc bear]

He got a giggle out of me so

[meager elm]

Infinite did Kat dirty tho with that Needle

[zinc bear]

She looks the same but in 4K

[jade gust]

Infinite decided to separate the gender from the body type of the Spartan (Which is a good move), there's three body types in Infinite under the same menu for choosing if you want prosthetics or changing the Spartan AI you have in game

[zinc bear]

Eon with another banger tweet

[zinc bear]

Bungie killed Kat, not 343 lol

[meager elm]

In reach but not Infinite

[zinc bear]

What

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/eto-bleh-gif-14618428694469046242

[naive turret]

One must observe Reach as a comedy.

[jade gust]

Infinite takes place 8 years after Reach. Kat had no way to show up since she was dead and buried

[meager elm]

I got that Needle attachment on for my Character in Infinite

[zinc bear]

LOL

[zinc bear]

Oh, if that’s what you’re talking about then I don’t think it’s a Kat reference. It’s not even coming from the direction she was hit.

[muted rose]

One must imagine reach fans happy

[meager elm]

I still found it Funny

[zinc bear]

They think six is coming back cause of that Helldivers trailer
It’s just a reference your boy/girl/thing isn’t coming back

[jade gust]

It is a Kat reference

[waxen rose]

Sometimes I like to laugh at clips of reach burning

[muted rose]

Does Sisyphus enjoy his boulder? Do reach fans like halo?

[meager elm]

Even tho Kat is my Favourite Noble Team Member

[zinc bear]

It’s not even coming from the right direction though. I don’t see how it’s referencing her

[jade gust]

I took over for Siyphus once... Can safely say he doesn't enjoy pushing that boulder every day

[naive turret]

Do not fear the Reach fan, their bloom will prevent you from harm.

[zinc bear]

Jorge is better smh
He actually did something other then snatch a cellular device out of sixes hand

[muted rose]

They can spam objective survive all they want idc

[waxen rose]

Be not afraid kinda bloom

[meager elm]

I just like Kat more

[jade gust]

It's just a reference to how she took a Needle Rifle round to the head, the angle is likely to make it more visible

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-barotrauma-friday-barofriday-halo-reach-gif-27611016

[muted rose]

Noble six lasted for so long during the last mission he read the hobbit to a elite he shot in the leg or something

[zinc bear]

Bro no spoilers

[naive turret]

I love when a character starts to hint at a third dimension and then gets domed.

[waxen rose]

Its been 13 years

[tight remnant]

I didnt even feel the length tat much personally

[zinc bear]

Ik im joking lol

[meager elm]

15

[jade gust]

She's the one who should've lived honestly

[muted rose]

Jun makes sense too

[zinc bear]

My mom shares a birthday with reach actually
Obviously she’s not 15 but it’s the same day

[muted rose]

The overwatch guy lives everyone else dies

Surface level poetic but poetic nonetheless

[hearty flame]

Jun did everything from as far away as possible. Makes sense he'd live. He also was given a job to personally escort a VIP offworld

[zinc bear]

KILL JUN
KILL JUN
KILL JUN
KILL JUN

[waxen rose]

KILL JUN

[meager elm]

Fr

[naive turret]

I kinda miss when I was the Jun hater, I feel like I've lost the bit.

Pass the torch ig.

[zinc bear]

To me and freak

[tight remnant]

Let's not please @meager elm

i don't dislike Jun right now

[muted rose]

Mashallah Jun will be slimed come the rising sun over reach

[hearty flame]

I messed up

If Kat lived she would have tried to tinker with Cortana during escort tbh

[meager elm]

Why not Just Snip Jun like that Elite did to Kat

[zinc bear]

Snip him please

[jade gust]

Jun is fine but I feel like Kat would've been much more interesting in the role of Spartan IV recruiter/trainer

[hearty flame]

If Carter dies, Kat has to die too, only fair

[meager elm]

The intelligence as well

[tight remnant]

I like that Mr Jun got with Rosenda when he went back into fighting

[zinc bear]

Nuh uh

[waxen rose]

I hate this pairing so much do NOT get me started do not im clawing at the walls

[zinc bear]

Kat X Linda please
Hollup I just made peak..

[hearty flame]

It's a canon pairing

[naive turret]

Carter was being chased by two Reach Banshees tbf so I can't blame him for taking some hits.

[meager elm]

Carter dies two missions after Kat

[zinc bear]

You can hate canon pairings too

[jade gust]

I wouldn't be surprised if that's building up to Jun and Rosenda starting up a new Noble Team honestly

[waxen rose]

I dont care if it was canon
Keyes and Halsey were canon but they are as bad for eachother as co2 and a lighter

[hearty flame]

Need more Buck

[hearty flame]

CO2 and a lighter are 🔥 together tho

[waxen rose]

THEY BLOW UP

[hearty flame]

Their daughter was a great main

[meager elm]

If Carter didn't do that then they wouldn't have made it to the Autumn

[muted rose]

Need more cowbell soldiers

[zinc bear]

They’re as bad as me X mustard gas

[waxen rose]

The only good think to come out of their toxic marriage

[hearty flame]

Not true

[naive turret]

Scarabs really aren't all that ngl

[zinc bear]

Think.. hm..

[amber mirage]

We calling Miranda a good thing?

[hearty flame]

John came out of their pairing too

[zinc bear]

He isn’t his child

[hearty flame]

Never said he was

[tight remnant]

I want more of John and Maria's relationship, like they must have kept writing to each other or something

[meager elm]

Miranda only got two Frigates

[jade gust]

He should've dropped Six and Emile on top of it and let them handle the crew

[zinc bear]

What book was that again?

[naive turret]

Trueee

[waxen rose]

“Are you sure we should kidnap a kid”
“Shut up chud husband and just drive the ship”

[hearty flame]

Gee, Miranda! Your mom lets you have TWO frigates?!

[tight remnant]

Maria is in uh the halo graphic novel

[zinc bear]

She used to hit him 💔💔

[waxen rose]

True

[meager elm]

UNSC Forward into Dawn and UNSC Amber Clad

[hearty flame]

Hadn't she already kidnapped multiple kids with him by that time?

[muted rose]

John was the first no

[tight remnant]

and conversations from the universe, i think there's the letters being mentioned

[zinc bear]

I gotta buy that book smh
I read it on my library app a year ago

[waxen rose]

Family outing!!!

[tight remnant]

i think? let me check to make sure

[meager elm]

The Spartan II program?

[hearty flame]

Halsey be like: The feds won't tell you this, but the kids at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 300 kids in my basement.

[muted rose]

And she left after their meeting oni took John when he was asleep

[tight remnant]

Not Maria, Cassandra

[waxen rose]

(Keyes doesnt know he has his earbuds in)

[meager elm]

Oh hell nah

[zinc bear]

Ohh
I remember now I was confused for a sec

[meager elm]

Keyes is still better then Del Rio and Lasky

[naive turret]

Are they loop earplugs? Actually that's a bad bit nvm cut it

[tight remnant]

That's my bad yeah, my brain just merged them for some reason

[zinc bear]

Lasky is the goat

[muted rose]

Don’t think Halsey is dumb enough to steal John in the middle of a playground

[waxen rose]

Do NOT put shade on my goat LASKY

[safe dawn]

Aren't you not allowed to talk?

[waxen rose]

The van by the river 😭

[safe dawn]

Took an oath of silence or somn

[meager elm]

I'm not Soundwave jist and u know

[naive turret]

He did talk that one time.

[hearty flame]

CRIMINALLY underutilized

[naive turret]

Was kinda based. Didn't mind that G1 reference.

[safe dawn]

Which one time? It's been a minute

[muted rose]

I live in a pelican down by the cartographer

[meager elm]

Lasky couldn't even keep the INFINTY as far away as possible from the Halo

[zinc bear]

He legit was Tupac reincarnated
Remember when he ripped apart that covenant airship with his bare hands? Insane.

[naive turret]

When the Autobots have him captured / restrained in like a warehouse somewhere.

[safe dawn]

Wuh...

[hearty flame]

I wouldn't compare GOAT Lasky to Tupac

[zinc bear]

Why did I say Tupac hello

[muted rose]

You don’t want to be like ME who lives in a BANSHEE down by the PHANTOM

[safe dawn]

Ngl I don't remember this lol

[waxen rose]

I WAS LIKE😭😭

[zinc bear]

I meant someone else but now I forgot

[meager elm]

Spartans are MIA but place UNSC INFINITY in MIA as well

[naive turret]

tbf how long was the Infinity on the run from the Guarians and Cortana? He did pretty good considering.

[waxen rose]

Where did our ship go bro I parked it over there💔

[hearty flame]

The Infinity isn't MIA

They know where the Infinity is

[muted rose]

Half a year ish

[zinc bear]

Wasn’t it destroyed in infinite
I think that’s what he meant

[hearty flame]

You can't park there

[naive turret]

yk in that cool story that happened before Infinite, since we arrived after most of the interesting bits.

[meager elm]

Chief doesn't know where the INFINTY is

[safe dawn]

No, just badly damaged

[naive turret]

Chief doesn't know what a McDonalds does.

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/you-cant-park-here-roblox-grogus-car-crash-gif-13734206550700112071

[hearty flame]

Yes he does bro you can see it in the distance in Infinite

[safe dawn]

Since when???

[meager elm]

That's just part of the ring

[muted rose]

We don’t know if that’s the infinity

[naive turret]

I know you can see a downed Guardian I don't remember the Infinity being on the ring.

[waxen rose]

He retires and lives in new zealand and discoveres burger king omg

[zinc bear]

Another day of halo fans being schizophrenic

[meager elm]

Fr

[safe dawn]

I was gonna say lol, thats the only interesting thing in the skybox

[jade gust]

Lasky taking Infinity too close to a Halo isn't why it's missing, it's because they were ambushed by the Banished

[muted rose]

There’s a rectangular, kind of broken-ish object on the horizon upspin of where the guardian is that vaguely resembles infinity

[zinc bear]

Halo 5 mentioned which means Linda mention 🤤🤤

[naive turret]

Obligatory 'Where Eternity' bit because people gaslight me into believing that's a thing.

[muted rose]

Vaguely

[waxen rose]

Fed… mento.…

[naive turret]

It's like Chips Dubbo, that's not a real character he's just made up for achievements.

[zinc bear]

Fed..

[waxen rose]

I miss Lind…..

[naive turret]

Kel...

[zinc bear]

Chie..

[naive turret]

That sounds like an Elite eugh.

[meager elm]

UNSC Eternity Requires 10 More years to Build due to them using her Parts to fix the INFINTY in H4

[safe dawn]

What are the feds doing with mentos???

[waxen rose]

Kel’ llayy

[safe dawn]

Please tell me they don't have coke

[naive turret]

I hate it.

[jade gust]

See, it is a thing, but what most people leave out is that a bunch of the parts meant for Eternity were used to fix up Infinity after she was hit with a glassing beam, meaning that she had her construction delayed (And delayed further by Cortana's whole taking over the galaxy thing)

[zinc bear]

Kelly being jalters favorite is real now?

[safe dawn]

What about fate?

[naive turret]

Someone knows too much.

[meager elm]

Anyway see ya later

[naive turret]

Au reservoir 🌊

[zinc bear]

I’m guessing that’s your name and son it’s in your public status I see it every time I boot up discord

[waxen rose]

All our water is gone now

[muted rose]

Sorry was thirsty

[naive turret]

Jalter is a character I happen to be a massive fan of that's all.

[fickle grove]

Anyone on halo. I like to play multiplayer

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
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#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
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Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[zinc bear]

Son I’m an idiot

[waxen rose]

Beware of the vacuum arriving in .5 seconds

[zinc bear]

Why would I assume that you would post your full name in your status 😭😭

[naive turret]

Yeah 'Devotee' is my second name

[muted rose]

I lived as few men dare to dream, I regret nothing

[zinc bear]

Thought it was your last

[waxen rose]

Its just his government name in his bio whoopsie forgot he left it there

[zinc bear]

You don’t know my name anyways so

[waxen rose]

Uhh uhhh is it stump

[zinc bear]

Maybe I should put my government name in there. Plus my social security number

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/jalter-fate-anime-3d-animation-gif-17249767057878823557

[muted rose]

Its gurt

[zinc bear]

Yes and my brother yocrunch

[waxen rose]

Stump gurt the 6th

[muted rose]

Yo gurt!

[chilly summit]

gurt: yo

[zinc bear]

H8 face reveal 💔💔

[muted rose]

Silence

[waxen rose]

He's an anime girl?

[naive turret]

Man I-

[waxen rose]

The feds got him

[zinc bear]

You’re CUT OFF.. from talking!

Get the reference please someone

[muted rose]

Place your hand in the box

[zinc bear]

Damn

[silver latch]

shut up mom 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[muted rose]

They call me the gom the way I jabbar

[naive turret]

[waxen rose]

Yapyap that’s what you do

[muted rose]

Someone will catch it eventually

[zinc bear]

Thank you

[muted rose]

Opps call me bipbap, cause I bip and they down by the bap

[waxen rose]

These little chuds need help naming their 62 kids something other than yamyam 😭

[muted rose]

The chudlings phonetic system will continue

[waxen rose]

Please look after my chudlings for me!

[muted rose]

Elites have regal names like barutamee

[zinc bear]

What if instead of the flood they made The Chud and me and freak were the prophets in halo 7

[muted rose]

Brutes have mythological imposing names like tartarus

[jade gust]

Is it the box which makes you feel pain?

[muted rose]

Grunts though they have names like Jerry

[waxen rose]

YES

[muted rose]

Freaking Jerry

[muted rose]

Mayhaps

[waxen rose]

I lowk hate Jerry as much as I hate Jun
J names incite anger

[muted rose]

John?

Joseph?

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-want-to-don't-wanna-no-nope-i-won't-do-it-gif-938603644618132270

[waxen rose]

He's good as long as he sits there and looks pretty and I hate Joseph

[muted rose]

What about Jack

[normal owl]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jeremy-jamm-parksand-rec

[waxen rose]

I say this as my dead name is a j name LOL

[muted rose]

Mmm slightly more rational hatred then

[waxen rose]

Okay mr. BASIC

[muted rose]

How about Jacques

[waxen rose]

I Have yet to meet a Jacques

[muted rose]

It’s French

[waxen rose]

That's why

My france radar goes off and I go the other direction

[muted rose]

How about Jordan

[jade gust]

I watched a guy called Jacques get atomised by the Tin Man once

[waxen rose]

I hate jordans

[muted rose]

This guy hates shoes

Yo Jordan’s fake

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-shaquille-o'neal-fake-jordans-gif-12049269083653666386

I think they're authentic lowk

[muted rose]

I posted in ma shaqs out here

Don’t mess with me

[hybrid plover]

Weeee

[waxen rose]

My mama got me the new shaqs

[muted rose]

My Byrds

[warped goblet]

Bro got the Shaquant O’Nants

[hybrid plover]

shaq ant

[zinc bear]

Jordan never did that move 💔💔

[hearty flame]

Just found my First Edition Fall of Reach I bought in 2013 for $5 🙏 I thought I gave it away

[soft dune]

Where was it?

[hasty zinc]

IIRC it was designed for the Air Assault helmet, so there's that

[zinc bear]

Damn 💔

I hate being wrong

[hasty zinc]

it's def a kat reference 100%

I have a video that proves it

[jade gust]

Please share the video

[soft dune]

God damn it

That made me laugh its mine now

[zinc bear]

This video 😭😭

[hearty flame]

I think my partner packed it into one of our moving boxes just prior to the move. Was unpacking that box today and found it!

[soft dune]

Glad you found it

[stuck bane]

hey spartans you might not know me but thats alright my name is alex and i got into halo because of my dad and my brothers and i have a condition called hypoplastic left heart syndrome (HLHS) basically half of my heart doesnt work and in a couple weeks im gonna be in the hospital for a lot of months and hopefully get a heart transplant just wanted to put my story in here because i love halo and its community

[waxen rose]

You say while I try not to laugh at your pfp

[simple wave]

New weekly challenges… yes those will assist in finishing off forerunner

second xp boost might needed ah rip

I have like 4

I used the HECKKK out of them to complete so many battle passes 😭

[obsidian wyvern]

I have like 100 I'll never be able to use

[simple wave]

Challenge swaps are the one I never really used.

So I have 123 of those.

[obsidian wyvern]

they should've let you claim like a weekly boost/swap

[simple wave]

💯

3 xp boosts… guess I’ll have to get some

gonna need some for reclaimer as well

[verbal nymph]

How long do Sangheili live?