general-chat

[faint mantle]

I didn't see any

What the heck I got replies throughout my full shopping experience

Memes are powerful

One time we bought a bag of rice sushi at a discount and we just kept it at our pantry. For six months there were moths in our house and we didn't know where they were coming from until we saw the rice bag again.

[candid solar]

Oof

[waxen rose]

LOL

[ocean herald]

Dang. Apparently they sold out quick everywhere

[covert glacier]

I got to drink halo 4 mountain dew when I was young

[waxen rose]

It had long lasting effects

[robust salmon]

the food is just that peak...

[waxen rose]

Perhaps you’re correct

[robust salmon]

have you ever been blessed enough to try it?

[waxen rose]

I tried the chicken sandwich and it took days for me to finish it

[hasty zinc]

remember the popeyes pandamic chicken sandwich fuss

[waxen rose]

I only remember people putting NyQuil in their chicken during the pandemic 💔

[dusky swan]

[hasty zinc]

I do NOT remember that

[waxen rose]

Yeah it was a whole thing😭

They’d bake it, then post it on TikTok

[hasty zinc]

jc

[waxen rose]

Chicken came out blue that is NOT normal dawg

[hasty zinc]

aliens in the future are going to be so confused at humans

[waxen rose]

“These humans fought over… toilet paper?”

There are many good reasons why they dont visit us😭

[hasty zinc]

digging up the ruins of humanity finding pop its and fidget spinners

[meager linden]

Good early morning people of Halo

[ocean herald]

I do recall this

[waxen rose]

Kids in my school used to swallow those whole

The fidget spinners I mean

[hasty zinc]

...

[zinc bear]

I played helldivers with rev and Swiss cheesed his ahh on accident when we had 2 redeploys left

[waxen rose]

We aren't a bright generation

[zinc bear]

I had a bunch of fnaf fidget spinners

[floral pollen]

That's like.. not healthy

[waxen rose]

They'll walk it off

[waxen rose]

I had superman grrraaaahhh

[meager linden]

I remember that someone said that spinners have the small chunk of radioactive elements

[zinc bear]

I lost my fnaf fidget spinners like 7 years ago cause I chucked them over my fence out of anger

[waxen rose]

Why did you have to go and do that

[granite breach]

I want a Spartan Laser so badly...

[zinc bear]

Idk
I think it was because dareal dad number 1 was doing his thing and we all know how bad dareal dad number 1 was

[granite breach]

I was also looking for a Bloodblade replica, but none of those exist either.

[zinc bear]

I got like my Xbox taken away I think

[meager linden]

I want the return of gen2 Mjolnir

[granite breach]

What's wrong with Gen 3?

[waxen rose]

It's okay twin
I’m teleporting him off the map as we speak

Stupid chud wants to ruin halo 4, he can go experience the horrors (halo 4 death ray)

[granite breach]

I had an idea for a hypothetical Spartan-V program, anyone wanna hear it?

[zinc bear]

Tell him to 1v1 me on haven, no shields, only DMR’s.. i will cook him with my Nikolai Spartan..

[waxen rose]

okay lemme call him up on speed dial

[zinc bear]

Unonon

[waxen rose]

Do they all live happily ever after on an amazing little island where they catch bugs and fish

[granite breach]

No, that's the Marines.

[shadow turtle]

Make stickers about Halo Reach 😔

[covert glacier]

Do I try beat halo reach laso

[shadow turtle]

Did you get Pedrogas’ achievement?

[covert glacier]

im not even gonna try do that

[shadow turtle]

Passing the campaign in less than 3 hours is easier or more “accessible” than laso hahaha

[covert glacier]

True but I like to take my time

[faint mantle]

Ur still ducking me on that Halo 4 1v1 smh

[zinc bear]

Wait what
I forgot about that

[waxen rose]

Give a man some time to do his hair gawh

[zinc bear]

Also look at my nitro profile freak

No gifs allowed in this server but the colors are peak

[waxen rose]

Merty dont know patience

[waxen rose]

Cutie patootie hello

[hybrid lynx]

do you know others who develop using the API? I manage it on the halo wars side. curious if there's room for collab

[waxen rose]

Omg bro dont @ HIM

[zinc bear]

Now you’ll have to send the video if he responds..

[waxen rose]

I wanna add an authors note… I didnt make the video
Dareal did

[zinc bear]

Bros tryna not get the beef

[covert glacier]

My favorite chief design is his halo 2 armor

[waxen rose]

Just for future reference if a certain someone responds

[waxen rose]

I'll throw hands but not rn im drawing Kelly

[meager linden]

Wow, dareal changed the profile photo

[covert glacier]

Im the only one without a halo pfp

[waxen rose]

Change it boy

[rustic thorn]

Sup

[zinc bear]

Yup. I got 2 free weeks of nitro so I’m abusing the per server profiles

[hybrid lynx]

why?

[covert glacier]

I might just make it my halo mcc emblem

[waxen rose]

I fear I might have to drop the lore upon you

[hybrid lynx]

please do

Who do i have to bribe/blackmail to give hw2 some love in this discord? perhaps a channel for it specifically for discussion/lfg

[waxen rose]

#halo-discussion

[hybrid lynx]

lame

[waxen rose]

Take what you get and be greatful

[hybrid lynx]

if 343 staff said that to me i would go into into an uncontrollable rage

[faint mantle]

So, Aegis, how are those preparations going?

[hybrid lynx]

Hi 343 staff, will you please give our little halo wars 2 community some love

[waxen rose]

Bro is alpha

[hybrid lynx]

I wonder if they ever check activity metrics for unloved halo games

Imagine they put 1 junior dev on the game and he 1. fixes bugs 2. brings the game to steam 3. patches the recently discovered cheats

Probably like a $200-400k spend for boatloads of ROI and happy fans

Halo wars 2 has one of most active and dedicated communities with many people who have 150-200 days played in the game with no slowing down

I beg, I plead

[hasty zinc]

I'd have to track down another bar of soap lmao

[faint mantle]

There's one at the Halo museum

[rapid rover]

museum?

[waxen rose]

I ate that one when I broke in last week

[hasty zinc]

if they pay for my airfare and a tour and give me a bar of soap, I'll do it live

[waxen rose]

Maybe I shouldn't of outed myself as the culprit

[hybrid lynx]

:/

[faint mantle]

$20

[waxen rose]

I got that on my desk
I don't use it it just sits there LOL

[faint mantle]

That reminds me - the concert for Halo Fest is still sold out

But the event isn't 👀

[hybrid lynx]

Can the staff help me get a production/unrestricted API key for https://developer.haloapi.com/apis ?

[faint mantle]

No

[zinc bear]

Ugh hhh if only I lived in Washington

[faint mantle]

We're just Discord dudes

[hybrid lynx]

I've tried contacting support, reached out on X, etc to no avail

[waxen rose]

Dude
Its a short drive away

Family roadtrip

Its only 8 hours

[zinc bear]

Nahhh

[waxen rose]

Eat some gas station sushi

[zinc bear]

I hate sushi

[waxen rose]

Omg…💔

[floral pollen]

L food taste fr bro 🥀
(I effing love sushi)

(Its my fave food)

[sand chasm]

My frames are dropping to 450, unplayable ugh

Jk lmao

[sand chasm]

Try onigiri

[zinc bear]

I hate sushi lovers
“I LOVE SUSHI!”
Translating..
“I AM NIGHTERLEVS AND MINT BLITZ BIGGEST FANS”

[waxen rose]

IM NOT IM NOT

[muted plinth]

Yo

[simple wave]

Sushi is one of my FAVORITE foods.

[waxen rose]

I HATE them I really do

[zinc bear]

I hope for my birthday I get permission to @ mint blitz and make fun of him

[floral pollen]

Imagine being able to play Halo, couldn't be me smh
-# I assume ur talking about Halo

(Also my laptop won't actually boot the game anymore rn and it annoys me 🥀)

[muted plinth]

Sushi is terrible even tho I’ve never tried it

[simple wave]

What!!!!

[obsidian wyvern]

bruh

[faint mantle]

[waxen rose]

Thx merty

[zinc bear]

What

[floral pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378120168827261019/1440032318864625765/caption.gif

[misty marsh]

What just happened

[faint mantle]

Merty happened

[floral pollen]

Chat purge

[zinc bear]

Prolly that guy
Spamming stuff
So it purged

[faint mantle]

SHUSH

[floral pollen]

Also true

[misty marsh]

Damn I'll never know what my two pings were

[waxen rose]

Its for the best

[zinc bear]

Hey, that’s my pfp!

[floral pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265636854431219772/1297946528643809385/silly.gif

[waxen rose]

It! It really is!

[zinc bear]

I told you to go sleep
That’s one of them

[hollow vine]

The hell just happened

[obsidian wyvern]

you'll never know what I said about you

[hollow vine]

[zinc bear]

Chat purge

[misty marsh]

Probably something worth a ban

[waxen rose]

Revenant said something horrible

[hollow vine]

Imagine if they actually buff the needler in the remake of ce

[zinc bear]

Buff? Like buff Linda?

[misty marsh]

But it's so earlyyy

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[hollow vine]

Silly goober indeed

[waxen rose]

Sigh
As usual

[faint mantle]

Buffed to do quadruple supercombine on full mag dump

[zinc bear]

No like buff Linda

[hollow vine]

NO BEGONE SHUSH!

[faint mantle]

Quintuple if it's Flood

[hollow vine]

Cryo forever!1!1!1!1!

[floral pollen]

You've activated the lesbian inside me good job

[waxen rose]

HELP

[zinc bear]

She’s out and about rn INCORRECT

[faint mantle]

GOOD MORNING WADE

[meager linden]

We now have an energy sword, so... It will be way more effective against flood

[faint mantle]

How goes the cold day?

[zinc bear]

Hey I’m like you but I’m a guy and pansexual.. but we both like Linda so

[waxen rose]

Is that my best friend wade

[hollow vine]

There's a high chance the billboard on the autumn will have a troll face, just like with anniversary

[zinc bear]

Trueeee

[floral pollen]

I have another friend who's pan too lol

[faint mantle]

The Autumn's kitchen will be an easter egg and we'll get to see the Chef's Special

[zinc bear]

Chiefs special?

[hollow vine]

But man I WISH THE crew on the autumn wear different jump suit colours, instead of just grey*

[faint mantle]

Sam wore orange

[waxen rose]

I like to think chief is a little silly and cant cook so he microwaves ramen

[hollow vine]

Ling ling jar ?

[faint mantle]

Or was that the guy who thawed us out

[meager linden]

Average
My fingers are nearly freezing, trying to heat, but without electricity it's useless 🥲

[zinc bear]

Well he’s dead

[waxen rose]

Yk who can cook? Fred

[naive surge]

if the menus in those little nooks on the autumn arent there 0/10

[meager linden]

Kelly

[hollow vine]

Also in ce there was like these cut ship crew wearing vacuum sealed suit (they are the long sword pilot I think)
Do you guys think they will also be in the remake

[zinc bear]

Linda cooked for him once when he was sick
Best meal he’s had in his life and it was just lemon pepper chicken

[waxen rose]

I bet Kelly can cook a mean goulash

[zinc bear]

Kelly? Linda’s girlfriend? Canon btw?

[hollow vine]

Like it would be Soo cool!

[waxen rose]

He got better because he finally had seasoned food

[zinc bear]

Sigh I wish halo was just everyone goofing around
Not being super depressing

[hollow vine]

Ermm ermm aktually she wasn't in the og CE Soo SOOO ERMMMM LINDA iS nOT CANoN 🤓😎🤓

Joke obviously*

[zinc bear]

She is

[waxen rose]

Explode on command

[zinc bear]

She was in fall of reach before CE even came out

[waxen rose]

It all got depressing after CE…
Downhill…

[hollow vine]

Ce explosion chain reaction in the remake ;!?!?! Hint hint*

[faint mantle]

Silly dareal, true Halo fans can't read

Therefore I'm a fake fan

[waxen rose]

I read that in the ghost stories voice in my head

[hollow vine]

It would be cool if they add the prototype suit

Atleast a reference or something*

[zinc bear]

I only pay attention when it’s Linda
Hence why I’m glad freak showed me the lone wolf issues

[hollow vine]

Only reach is depressing 👿

[waxen rose]

I cant think of another comic where she is a main character or at least has more than 5 lines

[zinc bear]

4, 5, infinite, many books, foward unto dawn, legends, fall of reach, wdym?

[hollow vine]

I wish you could play as Linda in the coop of the remake, although idk about the 4 players one

[waxen rose]

Halo 4s whole thing is being as depressing as possible

[hollow vine]

You mean the Original fall or reach of the republished one

[zinc bear]

Both

[granite breach]

What the topic?

[zinc bear]

You can in halo 5

[covert glacier]

I wouldnt say halo 4 is sad, the gameplay upsets me tho

[hollow vine]

They kinda changed some stuff in the republished Soo is abit more connected with 343 new lore I think

[candid solar]

Me when it finally happens (I will be very happy)

:3

[waxen rose]

One day trench... One day..

[zinc bear]

Did you play halo 4 with your eyes closed?

[covert glacier]

I have all the achievements on my main account lol

[faint mantle]

FREAK

1V1 ME

[granite breach]

What's sad is the gameplay to him.

[hollow vine]

Also when I first saw the didact I thought he's just a more goofy looking brutes lol

[waxen rose]

Halo 4s entire plot is based off of someone's mom dying of cancer
It is literally the worlds most depressing halo game

[candid solar]

Might go to Chicago to try Malort

[waxen rose]

You seem excited abt this what's going on

[hollow vine]

Halo 5 plot: omg chief bad bad we hunt him

[zinc bear]

How abt I 1v1 for him
Haven
No shields
DMR only
No motion tracker

[granite breach]

Is this a joke or actually serious?

[faint mantle]

Merty does not like unfinished business

[waxen rose]

Sigh

[zinc bear]

Even if it’s not that amazing, chiefs arc and him going schizophrenic is pretty sad

[hollow vine]

Like seriously I can't enjoy h4 and 5 lore without reading the books

[candid solar]

A lot of how Cortana was described as degrading in 4 was inspired by how the writer witnessed the dementia of his mother.

[covert glacier]

Halo 4 has terrible gameplay but a good story

[waxen rose]

Friend me merty we can do 1 round then I gtg to bed bc awesome school

[zinc bear]

You literally can but ok

[faint mantle]

...and I realize I'm saying that while my to-do list still has eight things I need to do...

[granite breach]

Holy moly...

[candid solar]

Tracks, considering it's basically Reach+ but with a story worth a damn

[faint mantle]

Naw, I want a 1v1 where you're not tired

[hollow vine]

Also some people said spark going rampant Is a pretty bad excuses for why he called chief forerunner

[zinc bear]

Halo 4 is a direct sequel to 3. You just gotta play halo 3

He is tho

[waxen rose]

Okay ill dm you tomorrow when im not tired (not at college)

Gotta remind me because I forget

[hollow vine]

Best designed cortana

[candid solar]

Degeneracy.

[covert glacier]

Idk art style is a big contender for me, so I never really liked 4, I did play the hell out of it tho lol, on my main Xbox acc (yuno nothin) I have all the achievements

[zinc bear]

He made a statement so trash even his own gang slimed him

[hollow vine]

I was just joking 🥀

[candid solar]

Art style is also why I hate Reach lmao

[covert glacier]

Not at all that goes to halo 3

[granite breach]

"The missions changed, they always do."

[zinc bear]

Infinite has the best Cortana design
Love her

[hollow vine]

Yes she's kinda such a baddie in 3

[covert glacier]

I dont mind reach, its not the best or worst, I prefer halo 2 original the most

[waxen rose]

@zinc bear Im so scared what if merty finds out my accuracy rate is 52%

[candid solar]

Halo 2's is the single most generic aesthetic of the franchise

At least Halo 3 remembered that British DPM exists

[covert glacier]

Its fine to glaze the newer games but no reason to hate for the simplicity

[hollow vine]

Also the halo ce magnum is weird
It have tight spread indeed
But the shoot seems to never hit the centre

[granite breach]

I have wondered, is the Bloodblade anymore powerful than the standard Energy Sword or just a different color?

[zinc bear]

Uhhhh
Let me on your account to trick him
I’ll be really good and you can yap in his ear saying that it’s you playing

[hollow vine]

They Alway formed a donut shaped for some reason

[zinc bear]

I mean.. compared to CE, it’s very bland

[candid solar]

No idea what you're on about buckaroo

[covert glacier]

Yeah i know

[waxen rose]

I'll tell him about my oc lore and you can rock his world bc I am buns at mp

[candid solar]

Nothing's worse than Halo 3 though so

[granite breach]

Do share your OC with me too please.

[faint mantle]

If you get a substitute, I'll get XLR8 as my substitute

[hollow vine]

How dare you said that to my boy arbie being generic

[waxen rose]

Who?

[covert glacier]

Yes I do lol, I never said halo 2 had an appealing art style, I like it for the anniversary cutscenes and the fact that the og graphics are smoother on pc than the anniversary ones

[candid solar]

Oh man silver armor, so unique

[zinc bear]

Not really. 3 looked pretty nice

[waxen rose]

Okay only because you asked niceky

[hollow vine]

Blame the Xbox limitations and development hell

[granite breach]

The fast blue alien from Ben 10 classic.

[zinc bear]

I barley know the guy but I assume he’s great

[candid solar]

I actually blame Bungie for being painfully generic

[meager linden]

I had a dream that on this server I was with a green role

[waxen rose]

Hey wade we should play halo 2 multiplayer together yay hippie hooray jumps for joy

[hollow vine]

His Armor is outdated compared to other elites lol

[faint mantle]

This guy

[covert glacier]

I think ur just complaining to complain to be honest

[waxen rose]

okay guys am I cooked yay or nay 😭

[granite breach]

Darn!

[hollow vine]

Is your opinion I guess

[candid solar]

Closest I'll ever get to a generic Halo fan lmao

[zinc bear]

Forever alone .. no one wants to play h2 with me.. 🖤💀🐺⛓️🥀

[waxen rose]

YOU WONT REDOWNLOAD HALO 2 TO PKAY WITH ME

[meager linden]

Idk
I don't know currently my electricity schedule, so can't say

[covert glacier]

Personally all the games are pretty great, some are extremely hard to look at but thats really it

[hollow vine]

I complained that halo 4 and 5 artstyle was too doom3

[candid solar]

I should play Halo 2 on Legendary

[zinc bear]

CUSS WORD SPOTTED DELETE THAT

[hollow vine]

Everything looks Soo organic for some reasons

[granite breach]

What do you play on? I play on PC.

[hollow vine]

Shush shush

[floral pollen]

Ngl this is the one OG trilogy game I will willingly play

[zinc bear]

You never asked.. ⛓️🐺

[covert glacier]

I dont really like the gray contrast of the 4th game, halo 5 doesn't look that bad

[waxen rose]

Oh man

[candid solar]

There are many things I'd describe Halo 4's aesthetic as.

Organic is not one.

[granite breach]

Anyone?

[hollow vine]

No I'm talking about the overly designed stuff lol

[waxen rose]

Okay king when will we play halo 2 and then halo 3 and then

[meager linden]

Everything could change

[hollow vine]

The lighting is serviceable

[zinc bear]

Grey contrast and halo 4 in the same sentence that game is so colorful dawg

[zinc bear]

Idk whenever you ask
I’ll install it

[waxen rose]

Rora I wish you could play h5 with me but your console is buns

[covert glacier]

If you've played the 360 version instead of mcc its pretty Grey looking in most areas

[granite breach]

What platform?

[zinc bear]

PC and Xbox. I have it on my pc rn tho

[hollow vine]

Even if halo 4 and 5 was different they are still fun to play (for abit) I got bored quite fast with them

[granite breach]

Then I can join too, if we schedule a good time.

[zinc bear]

Forerunner areas yeah but the game itself isn’t grey

[covert glacier]

I dont mind the over design it looks great in sone areas

[waxen rose]

Okay does a little twirl

[covert glacier]

I guess so man

[zinc bear]

You can say the same about any other halo game since the forerunner designs are grey

[hollow vine]

I really like some of the guns design except the plasma pistol it looks kinda weirdddd

[zinc bear]

Multiplayer tho. No storage for campaign

[waxen rose]

Can stupid amber alerts not give me a panic attack at 11 pm thanks

[hollow vine]

Here's my hot take
But I think halo 2 multiple was kinda bleh if you put all of the nostalgic away

[waxen rose]

Nvm then

[hollow vine]

Is still good but is not as fun as CE and 3

[floral pollen]

I don't even have one bro 😭

[waxen rose]

Exactly
Buns console

So buns it aint even there

[hollow vine]

There's a unofficial pc port of H5 but I don't recommend it

[floral pollen]

Plus I hate controller anyway
And afaik there's no MnK support in 5

[floral pollen]

The Forge is on PC
That's about it

[covert glacier]

Its better to play controller for halo, no glaze it just is

[waxen rose]

Right but I can be fred and you can be mc…

[zinc bear]

Aw man..

[hollow vine]

Halo megabloks game 🙏

[zinc bear]

There is no better way. It’s all personal preference

[floral pollen]

I despise controller for first person games
I've never liked it

[covert glacier]

Controller is arguably better for casuals due to the high aim assist

[zinc bear]

Okay

[hollow vine]

I like playing with a controller on some halo games but not ce though, weak ahh aim assist

[covert glacier]

I only use controller for halo 2 and 3 but thats really it lol

[waxen rose]

Its literally personal opinion

[zinc bear]

Still just a personal preference

[floral pollen]

I've never noticed AA on controller the few times I tried

[hollow vine]

Yeah is kinda give you more advantage because of the aim assist

[zinc bear]

Also I love your status I just played gears 4 with uncle dareal number 2

[covert glacier]

Why do you glaze your buddy all the time its unnecessary

[waxen rose]

I dont lmai

[zinc bear]

It’s not glaze? It’s literally a fact

[floral pollen]

You're the 2nd person to think it's from Gears 😭

[hollow vine]

What do you guys think about the map Valhalla?

[zinc bear]

AW WHAT

[covert glacier]

Sure, but its definitely easier to play on controller for halo

[zinc bear]

For you cough cough

[waxen rose]

For you
Other people cant play with controllers for many reasons and thats okay

[floral pollen]

It's from Gundam: The Witch From Mercury 😭

[covert glacier]

Yeah probably to be honest

[meager linden]

Something like that
I really want to play with you, but the schedule can change

[hollow vine]

For me is good, but is not a replacement for blood gulch

[waxen rose]

We should!!! Play halo 2 campaign!! (when youre able)

[zinc bear]

Awww man
There’s a mission in gears 4 where Marcus is growing tomatoes. He says that same thing, and if you break his tomatoes he crashes out

[covert glacier]

I grew up playing halo on controller so its a deal breaker when I switched to pc it felt so off

[hollow vine]

I grew up with the gearbox port sadly

[covert glacier]

I had a gundum poster once

[floral pollen]

I've always played MnK my whole life tbh

[zinc bear]

Xbox 360 controller for half my life

[hollow vine]

The OG Xbox controller work best for ce

[covert glacier]

I was an xbox nerd the 360 controller was my go to for anything

[waxen rose]

Xbox 360 controllers make my carpal tunnel so much worse LOL

[zinc bear]

Switching from that to an Xbox one controller was insane
360 has bad input delay lol

[meager linden]

I'll say close to my evening
I have also planned a dentist visit
Overall, I'll tell you later, if I don't forget

[covert glacier]

that sucks hard I love the 360 controller because its so easy to customize

[zinc bear]

I’ve been playing 360 since I was fresh outta the womb so my bones morphed to fit it /j

[waxen rose]

Dm your timezone so I know when youre awake!

[waxen rose]

My bones when ps3 controller

[meager linden]

Okay

[covert glacier]

Its so bad it felt like it would break in my hands sometimes

[waxen rose]

I just grew up with it

When I first got my xbox I literally couldn't play anything I had to use my ps5 controller for a bit

[covert glacier]

I grew up with the 360 and ps3 but I used my 360 more cuz of halo amd the controller all I played on my ps3 was borderlands lol

[waxen rose]

I was a Minecraft ps3 feind

[covert glacier]

I actually love the ps5 controller id say its probably the best controller made rn apart from the elite Xbox controller

[covert glacier]

I never played much Minecraft I was into terraria

[zinc bear]

Minecraft Xbox 360 for me

[waxen rose]

Ps5 controller carried me through rdr2 it's al smooth and buttery I love it

[zinc bear]

I hate the ps5 controller

[covert glacier]

I played alot of castle miner z tho which was my definitive version

[zinc bear]

Yooo you’re so niche

[waxen rose]

You're just like me
We hate lots of things

[covert glacier]

you r lowkey a dork

[zinc bear]

I hate most controllers after I got my gamesir g7 pro (this is not a promotion)

Especially after I got my grip tape and thumb sticks I literally can’t use anything else it ruined controllers for me

[zinc bear]

I’m a lot of things

[covert glacier]

Yeah I can tell, you seem to hate more than me

[waxen rose]

I really wanna fix my pro mc controller bc it has stick drift and it pmo

[zinc bear]

All pro Xbox controllers do don’t get them
Only get third party ones

[hollow vine]

Agreed is TOO SMALL

[waxen rose]

I bought it cheap thinking “wow so cheap!!” only for it to be cheap bc of stick drift

[zinc bear]

I have nothing else to do so

[waxen rose]

I have tiny hands so tiny controller helps

[hollow vine]

Hey I heard that castle miner is getting a remastered or something!

[covert glacier]

It is small but I like the texture, texture is a big thing for me

[waxen rose]

Dareal has long horrifying hands so ofc he likes xbox 360 controller

[covert glacier]

Yeah im pretty excited for it

[zinc bear]

Remade in UE5 it looks awesome

[hollow vine]

I never like the play station strange joystick position but I have to agree on this

[zinc bear]

Don’t make fun of me 💔💔

[hollow vine]

I wish it wasn't ue5 though, like ue4 and 3 still look very great

[waxen rose]

Your fingers scare me

[zinc bear]

They scare me too

[covert glacier]

Same I hate the placement its weird as, I bought a ps4 controller for cheap for halo and I regret it i should've gotten an xbox controller

[zinc bear]

UE5 is easier and more accessible and stable if you know what you’re doing

[covert glacier]

Yeah same

[hollow vine]

The new Lego batman game required 32gb of ram, is this certified death from the start? Because in this economy damn!!

[zinc bear]

You tryna be me 😂😂😂

[hollow vine]

The last Lego was only 8gb of ram

[covert glacier]

True

[waxen rose]

Im pretty sure you aren't on Dareal level of one finger = one fred action figure

[covert glacier]

Never said I was i just have long boney fingers

[waxen rose]

Get better soon💔

[zinc bear]

2014 to 2026
It’s a huge jump in hardware and engines

Over 10 years

[covert glacier]

32gb of ram has to be a mistake what 💀

[hollow vine]

Im talking the Lego game from 4 years ago

[zinc bear]

Recommended vs minimum
Graphics are only getting more and more demanding

[zinc bear]

What’s the name?

[hollow vine]

The coop Lego where you are brick or something, it was quite forgettable

[hollow vine]

To be fair my last Lego game was on the ds XD

[zinc bear]

Then that’s why

Anyways
I dislike PlayStation

[hollow vine]

They have some great games though

[waxen rose]

Omg bruh

[hollow vine]

The last of us is kinda overrated for me

Is good but damn the glaze!

[zinc bear]

Sorry

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/ps4party-no-this-is-xbox-xbox-console-wars-gif-16967405

[supple heath]

Anyone here for friends ? Dm

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[zinc bear]

We WILL bring back the console wars

[waxen rose]

LET IT DIE BRO

[zinc bear]

Never

Call of duty vs halo.. PlayStation vs Xbox

[hollow vine]

🐻

[waxen rose]

Not even dumb lolz chief from anc likes cod

[gusty sparrow]

Xbox Developer Direct 2026 kicks off at 10am PT / 1pm ET / 6pm GMT on January 22nd

[zinc bear]

E-Day plz 🙏🙏

[gusty sparrow]

I don’t think that was confirmed to be there no?

[zinc bear]

It wasn’t. There’s just a secret 4th game

And E-Day comes out this year so I think it’s gonna be that

[gusty sparrow]

It’s hifi rush 2 kekw

[zinc bear]

What?

Wasn’t confirmed. I think it’s e day

[thorny glen]

ur alive still? @gusty sparrow

[zinc bear]

Ugh

[thorny glen]

uhh what

[thorny glen]

What's wrong with @ing me?

[waxen rose]

Turn ping off thx

[zinc bear]

🫩🫩

[zinc bear]

It’s kinda like beetlejuice
Ping you 3 times you come in and argue

[thorny glen]

I don't think that's how any of that works lol

[zinc bear]

It’s a joke

[thorny glen]

Bad joke

[waxen rose]

Nighterlev.
Yeeesss??
Nighterlev…
Yeeeesssas???
Nighter….
Oh this is gonna be so good!
(please tell me someone has seen the musical)

[zinc bear]

Nighter….. bum!

[thorny glen]

🤨

[waxen rose]

I giggled

mostly bc im a theatre kid

[thorny glen]

Halo 4 on the Xbox 360 or MCC has always been colorful. You're thinking of blurry halo reach.

[zinc bear]

I’m not a theatre kid I’m just a bum so I laugh at my own jokes

[waxen rose]

When the joke is so funnt you make yourself laugh so hard you fall out your own chair

[zinc bear]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-laughs-with-him-squid-game-frontman-squid-games-gif-12706163951404966053

Feels like this sometimes

[zinc bear]

You’re blurry

[waxen rose]

Singing the whole say my name song from memory with nighterlev as the substitute
I'll never forget acting as lydias father in my schools play 💕

[zinc bear]

Dude I’d love to do a play
Hence why I’m enrolling in music school to be in a live cover band

[waxen rose]

I've been trying to get out of my norm (dark and serious roles) and trying to be silly and fun

[sudden hound]

Do any of you have your own server?

[zinc bear]

I don’t

[waxen rose]

My stagecoach gets upset whenever I start making the set serious

[zinc bear]

Was thinking of making a halo 4 community server tho. Since I like hosting game nights and all dat

[waxen rose]

Do it boy
Do it

[sudden hound]

Be aware that discord has stealthy added 4 AI bots to all servers

[waxen rose]

0 ai bots in my private server

[zinc bear]

Enrolling in the same one my crush is in and it’s a coincidence cheer for me boy

[sudden hound]

They don't appear in the members list, they can only be banned with their IDs

[waxen rose]

I have my “HOORAY DAMIAN” flag up so high in the crowd

[turbid breach]

AI bot^^^

[dawn marten]

Ah yes another sleepless night

[spare basin]

Holy chetitos

[faint mantle]

Freak you should be sleeping

And so should I tbh

[gusty sparrow]

Clearly not

[plush glen]

Im bored so im making spartan 2 oc

His code would be spartan 404

[warm nimbus]

🤌

[warm nimbus]

Oc = original character?

[plush glen]

Ye

He got name 404 bc all of his files were gone they couldn't find anything so they gave him 404

[steady jolt]

Spartans never die, they're just HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found. The requested Spartan was not found

[plush glen]

That's why im making 404 one bc Spartans never die

[meager linden]

They're MIA

[thorny glen]

This doesn't do anything btw.

[fringe smelt]

Of what ?

[steady jolt]

Oh, missed this, yeah this isn't a thing.
https://github.com/discord/discord-api-docs/discussions/7572
And see the info and discussion here too:
https://gist.github.com/TwilightZebby/df3f9e5f8ec20dd5d7ed2afe6ed13ebd/a1ca5b7fe03546069a6702d7e6750e2f46c73480

There was some other chatter about it somewhere, but I'd have to dig for it. Those links cover it pretty well though

[warm nimbus]

Show us this oc

[meager linden]

I'm thinking about it too
Spartan 2 J157
Where, J means the month of birth(July), 15 is the date of birth, and 7(the number of month in order count, July is seven)

[plush glen]

Where i should send it

I only did blank colors not full Shadows yet

[steady jolt]

Also, meeting interrupted this, we don't have external apps enabled here for any roles

[hollow vine]

Hm

[idle spade]

Rate the profile picture guys

What do we think

[hollow vine]

Pretty cool

[hollow vine]

Bro die on reach though

[idle spade]

I think we all died there with him 😭🥀

Lowk carried the story idc what anyone says

[ocean herald]

[idle spade]

I like carter asw though i think hes cool

[naive turret]

It gives ‘I don’t check my motion tracker’ vibes

[ocean herald]

the elite was crouching duh

because apparently that works in mp

[jade gust]

And that's why the only etching or carving on my visor will be there because someone's holding me up and carving into it with an energy sword

[hollow vine]

The rookie got done more dirty than noble team in my opinion

Die in some book that barely any casual fans read

[hollow vine]

Motion tracker: show yellow dots
Me: hmm marines !!!
The dot turns out to be 20 rocket flood

[jade gust]

Rookie's death is fine. He wasn't much of a character anyway

[hollow vine]

But but!!!!

He's the strong and silent type!!!1!1!1 ;w;

Like like Gordon Freeman-

[kind hedge]

Rookie compared to people Like noble six or Master chief himself is a mewbie

[jade gust]

I very much doubt Rookie is silent because they wanted him to be akin to Gordon Freeman

[hollow vine]

Master chief is kind off a silent type character too
He doesn't speak that much in my opinion

[naive turret]

It's a tangent but Gordon Being a silent protag only really helps the first Half-Life where you can somewhat shape his actions through gameplay.

[hollow vine]

Besides parts that is important to the lore

[kind hedge]

He does speak actually a lot in halo 4

[hollow vine]

That's just 343

Master chief was mostly just a shells for the players*

[kind hedge]

Agree ,but hey you know it could have been worse if 343 studio tried to unmask master chief yk

[hollow vine]

You are hero* after all

[naive turret]

CE Chief character erasure again. Neat.

https://klipy.com/gifs/mamer-chmief-master-chief-2

[kind hedge]

Master chief is the type of guy that knows action speak louder then words

[hollow vine]

Ce chief is just the marathon security guard lol

[jade gust]

Chief talking makes him not a silent type

[hollow vine]

He's mostly silent though

And his line is very short too

To be fair old chief was a reflection for the players

[jade gust]

He isn't because Halo isn't part of Marathon. While Marathon is also made by Bungie (Before they moved on from Microsoft when they finished Reach), that doesn't mean Halo is part of it

[hollow vine]

In 4 and later on they give him more dialogue turn him into something like the arbiter

[hollow vine]

I know is not canon but they are both shells for the players to play as

[jade gust]

Chief does not feel like Arbiter at all in the recent games

[hollow vine]

Besides that part that they yap alot

[kind hedge]

To be fair the Arbiter showed up in less halo games then chief himself though

[naive turret]

Even in terms of comparison, the Security Officer I'm pretty sure is mute. While Chief talks plenty in cutscenes in CE.
He's got a distinct personality. Dry wit, a bit clueless, quick to resort to action.

[jade gust]

By that logic, any character that "yaps" is like the Arbiter

[naive turret]

I love H2 but they nerfed Chief's character.

And H3 is H3.

[hollow vine]

I lost this argument fr

[kind hedge]

No they didn't? In Halo 2 he is still OP

[jade gust]

Halo 3 saw Halo 2's Chief and went "Let's do the Arbiter dirty as well"

[hollow vine]

Halo3 chief sometimes feels silly but also serious at the same time

That's why I love the h3 version Soo much

[naive turret]

In terms of personality he's reduced to a one-liner action man.
At least H3 he has like, 'lucky me' and 'thought I'd try shooting my way out' as more sombre lines to Cortana.

Arby's more the victim in H3.

[kind hedge]

Oh I know what the ladies like - Master chief

[naive turret]

Cause Marty didn't like him.

[hollow vine]

"You see that space lizard? yeah he kill abunch of our people but it was a big misunderstood! Soo we are chill now"

[jade gust]

Genuinely hate how that's the reason why as well

[hollow vine]

It would be pretty cool if they made some bonus missions the the ce remake yeah yeah I know there will be prequel missions about Johnson and chief, but I just want to see how the heck chips dubbo and stacker escaped alpha halo!

[naive turret]

I'm probably over-attributing his input, I'm sure Arby being this co-optional character for a lot of missions didn't help.

I just like the occasional chance to dunk

[hollow vine]

2 sticks and a rock!
And we have to share it

Oh yeah how the hell is the legendary ending going to belike in the remake 🤔

[kind hedge]

Johnson is a goated character , man has been fighting alongside chief side since halo ce

[ocean herald]

343/hs era master chief actually had dialogue surrounding his own feelings (particularly those of loss/fear about Cortana's condition), and h4 acknowledges that his creation was highly unethical. i think that sorta muddies the water when people have this type of conversation lol

the vibe of ce-3 was also a bit more gung-ho than the later games

[hollow vine]

I mean halo 3 chief is also kinda silly sometimes

[ocean herald]

the annoying cortana parts?

[naive turret]

I don't really remember him being silly in H3, just aura farming and giving one-liners.

[hollow vine]

Yes that part

He acted kinda silly just to make cortana feel better

After all she was tortured by the flood anyways

[kind hedge]

Correction : Gravemind tortured her

[hollow vine]

Is still from the flood faction

But yeah that dried aged looking sausage is kinda annoying sometimes

[kind hedge]

It is kinda like a leader to the flood when you think about it

[hollow vine]

All I remember is
Child of my enemy why have you come!!

I offered no forgiveness

[idle spade]

Yh 100% bro

[hollow vine]

Johnson in a nutshell
Survive flood
Survive alpha halo
Dies from spark lazor (because of the plot!)

I wish they made Johnson death more impactful

[kind hedge]

Imagine if Rookie (instead of being a normal human being in a marine outfit) was given the augmentations of a spartan 3 program , man would have survived even getting Abraham Lincoln'd

[ocean herald]

could be i just don't remember that. i do know though that h4 was a huge tonal shift for the series, and i think people harp WAY too much on chief somehow being a different core character, when it's really just that bro was literally losing his best friend

[naive turret]

I've always thought it made plenty of sense given what's going on in H4

[hollow vine]

Oh yeah how the hell did spark mistake chief with the didact anyways

They look nothing alike

[naive turret]

Spark's rampant iirc

[hollow vine]

That's not a good excuses

[naive turret]

I mean hey I didn't write it 🤷‍♂️

[hollow vine]

He's completely sane through out the entire trilogy and only act rampant when talk to chief ?

[kind hedge]

It's heavily rumored that Johnson did survive Flood because it can't infect him since his immunity

[jade gust]

The augmentations for the S-IIIs wouldn't work on an adult. There's a reason why they used orphans of the war for them and the S-IV program was the first since the Orion I program to use concenting adults

[hollow vine]

Or he's just build different and survived the flood

[naive turret]

Is the Boren's syndrome thing still canon

[kind hedge]

Bro is technically Spartan 1 if you think about it lol

[jade gust]

I've mistaken people for other people before, it happens

[hollow vine]

Yes orion

[jade gust]

That it's a coverup for him being an Orion, yes. That it makes him immune to Flood infection, no. He just got real lucky

[kind hedge]

The thing is game never addressed Johnson as a Spartan 1 but more so as Orion

[hollow vine]

Didact and chief are completely different
One:
Chief is too small to be a 343 era forerunner
Two:
He's green (forerunner stuff aren't green)
Three:
The didact look way more similar to the brutes than human

[jade gust]

The games don't really address anything regarding Johnson outside of him being a UNSC marine. The novels are where we get more info

[kind hedge]

Bro is 7ft4

[hollow vine]

He is still shorter lmao

[kind hedge]

How tall do you possibly need to be is the question fr

[hollow vine]

If you watch the cutscene you can clearly see it

[jade gust]

Have you tried being isolated on a ring world with nobody to talk to for over 1,000,000 years?

Because I imagine that would definitely play a part in Spark confusing Chief for someone else

[hollow vine]

In the end sometimes the new lore and old lore snitching together still have some errors

I think the remake of the original trilogy is going to fix it

[hollow vine]

In halo 2 and 3 spark actually know chief instead of mistaking him with the didact

[obsidian wyvern]

then they shouldve started with the worst offender, reach

no the entirety of the game

[hollow vine]

🤫

[hollow vine]

Reach ain't bad
Is just some mechanics is strange

[kind hedge]

[naive turret]

[hollow vine]

Atleast is actually rememberable unlike halo 4 or 5 story

[kind hedge]

Reach is literally a perfect prequel to the halo ce

[hollow vine]

With a different art direction

[kind hedge]

Also let's not forget it is indeed the last halo game still developed by Bungie instead of 343

[hollow vine]

Oh yeah

[naive turret]

And they sure went out wrecking the joint

Game's got more cardboard than an Amazon warehouse

[hollow vine]

Also if Bungie knows how to balance duel wielding instead of splitting the damage of some weapons into half I might have more fun

[jade gust]

Halo 2 and 3 take place after CE. Spark most definitely would have gained the knowledge that Chief isn't the Didact

Like, if I confused someone for someone else and then bumped into that person again a few days later, I'm not going to somehow forget they are not the someone else I confused them for

[hollow vine]

Then explained why spark said human history "our lost time" while scavenging the autumn

[kind hedge]

Halo CE , 2 take place in the same year of 2552

And h3 takes place in 2553 . So to be said it's a short timeframe window honestly

[hollow vine]

Also I think the question that spark ask chief on two betrayals isn't directly at chief

But is a question for humanity

To be fair trying to connect the old and new lore hurt my brains Soo much

[jade gust]

Because Spark knew about humanity via what little Forerunner records he was permitted to access

[jade gust]

Halo 3 is in 2552, not 2553

[hollow vine]

Also I think 343 did change spark origins story to used to be human or something

Is it right or I just forgot

[jade gust]

Spark didn't have an origin until the Forerunner trilogy of novels gave him one

[hollow vine]

Cool floaty robot
And omg he's used to be a human ??!

[kind hedge]

There is a reason spark has 343 in his name

[jade gust]

Before those books, he was just a weird Forerunner AI in a floating lightbulb

[hollow vine]

Also the forerunner fingers are pretty inconsistent too

Some media showed them having 5 fingers while some showed they have 6

[kind hedge]

Man is the origin of 343 studios lmao

[naive turret]

Forerunner fingers is a new one

[odd marten]

Finger 🤤

[hollow vine]

Hmm hmmm

[jade gust]

Different artstyles and not having a finalised look for what a Foreunner is will do that. Like, they didn't have a finalised design for unarmoured Foreunners back when they made Halo Legends

[hollow vine]

Also who to hell cooked up the didact hair line 😭😭

[naive turret]

He's under a lot of stress alright

[hollow vine]

For sleeping too long indeed

[jade gust]

Pretty sure Forerunners are naturally just a species with little hair

[kind hedge]

Didact forgot to take his bald pro effective pills

[naive turret]

I wish I had Aegis' image rn

[hollow vine]

Also since the forerunner and human are seperate

What is the main new reason for the covenant war

Back then it was the prophet trying to erase all human because they believe humans are left behind weak forerunner

And the strong one goes to the great journey or whatever

[steady jolt]

Burger King?

[hollow vine]

You know what let's stop talking about the lore

[hollow vine]

NOOOO WHY HE HAVE GOOD LOOKING HAIR!1!1!1

[obsidian wyvern]

all u gotta do to find it is searchasuka here

[naive turret]

beautiful ty

[hollow vine]

Also do you think the didact hair is supposed to be a Mohawk or something

A very chopped mohawk

[plush glen]

I just finished my Spartan oc

[hollow vine]

Nice !

[plush glen]

Spartan 2 number 404

[jade gust]

The Covenant mistranslated the Forerunner glyph for Reclaimer as "Reclaim". The soon to be Hierarchs didn't want this to get out after they awoke the fragment of Mendicant Bias on the Forerunner Keyship in High Charity because it would destroy the foundation of the Covenant religion, that those who sought out the Halos would be able to go on the Great Journey and ascend to godhood

[hollow vine]

Also why is your Roblox name is just straight gibberish

[jade gust]

Humans show up as Reclaimers because the Forerunners chose humanity to be their successors for ruling the galaxy

[plush glen]

I made Roblox account when i was young lol

[hollow vine]

Still isn't the word reclaimers stand for
Someone to reclaimed things that is once theirs ?

[plush glen]

2017 i think I can't remember i just spammed my keyboard

Btw can i send you my oc i just made? Idk what i should do next

[hollow vine]

Forerunner: Hey uhh well let you used our tech
Didact wakes up: AYO WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GET OUTTTTTT

[hollow vine]

Halo 3 rat

I better see a hi-definition version of the rat on the ue5 remake

[plush glen]

Fr

[jade gust]

Yes, that is what the word means according to the English language, but given that the Forerunner language isn't human, I imagine it's not meant to be the literal translation of what the Glyph means. Just like how even amongst human languages in real life, some words do not have a direct translation from one language to another. Reclaimer is most likely the closest word within English to the Forerunner word

[plush glen]

Or just pic of my ex can't get more realistic than that

[hollow vine]

I mean if forerunners just humans will that be cliche or what, let's think about it

[hollow vine]

Like what if 343 still go with that approach that forerunners are just ancient human

[plush glen]

Btw i got xbox just for halo

But when i saw it needs gamepass for multiplayer even lan play for Minecraft i was like: god.

[jade gust]

Well, they're not human so we don't have to worry about if it'd be cliche or not

[plush glen]

By the rings.

[hollow vine]

Yes the game that is Soo good, that's the main reason why you bought the console

[hollow vine]

Used to be humans*

[plush glen]

Ye but i found out you need gamepass to play online so i just wanted to scream

[normal owl]

Well, humans wrote all of Halo's lore, so it's likelier that the writers indeed meant "reclaim" in the English meaning than that they purposely scattered vocabulary with no direct translation earlier in the lore writing. Maybe they got more complex as the IP matured, but linguistic complexity was not their forte in H1-3.

[dawn juniper]

Money grabs

[plush glen]

Fr. I cant get gamepass

Its expensive for me

[hollow vine]

Yes

Also I think there's line unofficial modernize version of the original Xbox controls

The one with the extra black and white button*

[plush glen]

Btw i use Xbox one fat

Got it for 100$

with 2 controllers

[hasty zinc]

hyperkin made it, it's official

[hollow vine]

Oh wow

[hasty zinc]

they made a duke and an s version

[hollow vine]

Yeah the forerunner stuff was kinda strange back then

[plush glen]

Btw was this good deal?

[hollow vine]

Like from ce to 3 they still haven't agreed what the forerunner will be

[plush glen]

Xbox one fat with 2 controllers usb c both cables and 3meters turtle beach controllers

[hollow vine]

Soo most the time we'll get some lose connection by the gravemind or spark

[plush glen]

They have some audio features and back buttons

[hollow vine]

Ohh yeah since the new CE is a remake

They could go crazy with it

Like imagine

I know someone might get mad but is a remake after all

[jade gust]

Define "go crazy with it"?

Because I doubt they'll be making any major changes to the story if that's what you mean

[normal owl]

Just as they're giving us a lot more with the CE remake, I hope if they remake 2 that they just let us dual-wield everything. Dual SPNKRs, dual chainguns, dual swords.

[steady jolt]

Chief is now purple in the remake

With a neon pink helmet

[hollow vine]

I'm not a duel wield person but that's actually funny!

[jade gust]

Does that mean Cortana is green now?

[hollow vine]

Isn't she ?

[jade gust]

With golden eyes

[steady jolt]

She is lemon yellow

[normal owl]

the Bubble Yum collab is a surprise hit!

[hollow vine]

Ce cortana have alot of different colours tbh

[jade gust]

As a fan of yellow, I am a fan of this

[hollow vine]

The Gravity wrench is canon to the lore now I think

Soo there's a slight possibility that it might be in the remake

[jade gust]

The gravity wrench has nothing to do with Cortana's eyes

[hollow vine]

I guess I switched topic too fast

[jade gust]

And I don't know if they'll be adding that to the CEmake

[hollow vine]

Even the drinol ?! Awe man !!!!

[jade gust]

Like, I am doubting they'll be leaning too heavily into cut content from the old game for the remake

[naive turret]

It wasn't a thing in Reach so I doubt it.

Maybe the Guta behaviour could be re-used for the Drinol idk

[hollow vine]

The gravity wrench is a forerunner weapon lol

[normal owl]

dual swords in particular would be excellent: rush into a room and just start hacking away.

[hollow vine]

Oh yeah do you think they will have engineers in the remake

[naive turret]

Reach is the game who's behaviours and weapons sandbox are predominantly being used.

Engineers are more realistic to speculate on

[hollow vine]

OH NOW I REMEMBER
THE GOLDEN ELITES USED TO HAVE l

[hollow vine]

Energy shield !!!

[jade gust]

And the Drinol have been canon as the Sharquoi and while the Covenant have encountered some, they aren't really something they had on Alpha Halo based on current lore. Not to mention they seemingly were only encountered by humanity in the post war thanks to the stuff going on with Grey Team in Halo Envoy

[normal owl]

now that makes me think of something I wish they'd add: Jackal Shield as dual wield item. Sword and board (or heck, two shields if you want).

[hollow vine]

I think it would have less energy compared to any other halo games for balancing reasons

[normal owl]

I guess I was thinking purely for campaign.

[naive turret]

Nah just make it two H2 Swords. Infinite battery with immediate switch-to-use.

[hollow vine]

Also why are some people are mad because you can't one shot the hunters anymore?

[naive turret]

Because it's a change to the original.

[hollow vine]

Flying flying flying!!

[jade gust]

Sword lunge, away!!!!!

[hollow vine]

Absolute fear fr

Also since the fan has always begged the flamethrower to be in the campaign

Imagine how much the library will play out with it

[normal owl]

This may be a totally lore-breaking change...but Chief's armor can handle stowing away two weapons so you can pull the dual-wield back out.

[hasty zinc]

impossible

[naive turret]

It's funny cause H2's Dual Wielding was originally just having the two guns by default

That's how it worked in the Earth City demo

[hollow vine]

How about he can melee with duel wield weapons

[hollow vine]

Remember the duel smg cut sprinting animation??

[normal owl]

and there is a special melee animation/attack for certain combinations of dual-wielded weapons.

[hollow vine]

Oh yes the cut melee combos

[hasty zinc]

throws one gun up in the air, melees with the other and then catches the thrown one after

[hollow vine]

Hear me out

[normal owl]

I went "ohhhh!" under my breath because I would find that awesome.

[hollow vine]

Duels ce magnum

For some reason the ce magnum is the only magnum that is "full auto"

[normal owl]

Prophets instantly resign.

[hollow vine]

We lobe cursed halo

[hollow vine]

I wish this one actually have some useful mechanics instead of giving you a reverse magnum with reverse controls

[hollow vine]

Wait until they learn that chief installed a suit upgrade that allows him to pull some insane martial arts move

[normal owl]

https://klipy.com/gifs/halo-brocknroll

[jade gust]

See, that Forerunner relic he found was really useful in making that modification

[hollow vine]

He found it in the Forerunner lost and found box

[normal owl]

"Take a relic; leave a relic."

[hollow vine]

Yank 2 left 1

Guys what if they make the fact that the ce marines can't drive the warthog is actually a important plot of the lore

[hasty zinc]

they didn't complete their MDL training

[forest fossil]

its treason then

[jade gust]

Pretty sure some content creators got footage of the marines driving in the remake

[hollow vine]

Aw man!!!

[jade gust]

Which reminds me, is seat swapping in the remake or no?

[naive turret]

I don't think it does but I'd need to double check

[obsidian wyvern]

they should keep the car physics jank

[jade gust]

It does have the back button (Or whatever the kids call it these days) as unbound...

[naive turret]

Oh wait hold on

[jade gust]

But also it's not impossible for it to share functionality with another button. It's not like you can sprint in a vehicle

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/m-bison-street-fighter-yes-gif-12390538

The remake is worth it just for that alone

[forest fossil]

what have i missed?

[jade gust]

I'm gonna guess they'll be porting in either the Halo 5 or Infinite animations for most of the vehicles that can swap seats

[idle aspen]

Are they no the same animations?

[naive turret]

I'd suppose the Scorpion will have the gunner seat instead of the driver's coaxial in this case

[forest fossil]

does the scorpion have the seats on the side like in halo 3?

[naive turret]

the side seats are a weird one

iirc only CE and ODST let you use them as the player

But they gave the Warthog that extra rear bumper position so they'll probably let you do it in CEV

[forest fossil]

i thought it was in halo 5 also

might have been my imagination

[jade gust]

No clue because I don't remember seeing anyone swapping seats within the gameplay footage we have so far for the CEmake

[hollow vine]

insert Sprint jumpscare*

[jade gust]

You'll live

[zinc bear]

Please censor spr*nt 💔

[zinc bear]

You have early access?

[hollow vine]

No muehehew !

Sprint 👻

[naive turret]

These are just screenshots from GeneraHeed's video

[zinc bear]

Ohh

[naive turret]

My go to since he usually does detail oriented stuff

[hollow vine]

I hear alot of complain that the early build have alot of performance issues

[zinc bear]

Yeah usually early builds do

[hollow vine]

Soo much that it gave a person motion sickness? I mean thats Insane

[zinc bear]

That’s a person problem

[hasty zinc]

Half life 2 gave me motion sickness

it's the only game to have done that to me

[hollow vine]

I mean in modern day standard actually finding a optimized game is rare as hell

[hollow vine]

Source jank xd

[zinc bear]

I’ve never got motion sickness while playing a game, other than driving a car in VR games. They make me almost puke.

[naive turret]

Can only hope performance will be better when it launches.
It is what it is.

[hasty zinc]

and by motion sickness I mean all the way

[hollow vine]

Let's hope is
The performance Better than silent hill 2 remake
Or else people is just going to stuck with the MCC forever*

[hasty zinc]

it was at a part where you had to go into an apartment building thing

and I was in like a hallway and I flipped around to look behind me and just instantly got sick

[zinc bear]

Well, I spoke with Stckr on release day and he said that it rain perfectly fine on the series X. Seems like the only issues are on PC from what I’ve heard, and most Microsoft games are bad on PC.

[hollow vine]

Did you toggle off all of the visual effect and stuff

[hollow vine]

At this economy yes

[hasty zinc]

this was like over 10 years ago I have no idea

I never revisited the game

[hollow vine]

Make sense xd

[zinc bear]

I tried half life 2 and didn’t like it very much. Half life 1 was fun tho

[hollow vine]

Windows 11 eating up resources alert!1!1!!1!1!1

🐧

[zinc bear]

I.. don’t think that was the issue?

[hollow vine]

Yeah probably

[hasty zinc]

it was almost 12 years ago

[zinc bear]

I forgot how old steam is

[hollow vine]

Maybe you should take a try again
But make sure if some of the visual effect are turn off lol

[hasty zinc]

eh

I don't really have a desire to play it

[hollow vine]

Back when it only sales valve games hmm

[hollow vine]

Your choice can't force you tbh

[hasty zinc]

I think it was an FOV issue

maybe I had it cranked up too high idk

[naive turret]

HL2 has some really claustrophobic environments which doesn't help
And the first person vehicles suck

[zinc bear]

I love playing with FOV as high as possible but when it’s over 120 I get sick

[hollow vine]

Oh yeah righttt

[hollow vine]

I only set it at 90 or 100 maximum lol

[hasty zinc]

when you barf because of a game it makes you not want to try it again

(reach aside)

[hollow vine]

I'm Soo used to 60

[hollow vine]

Remember reach!

[naive turret]

That narrow of an FOV would give me a headache.

[hasty zinc]

removed because of flashing (some may be sensitive)

[hollow vine]

My friends can't play games that's isn't 200 fps

[naive turret]

oof that gif Aegis
sorry ty lol

[zinc bear]

I’m fine with anything over 24, growing up on a 360

[hollow vine]

Yeah even the one with that they cap the fps

[hollow vine]

Most game back then have 60 by default

[hasty zinc]

yeah I didn't realize how quickly the gif repeated

[hollow vine]

Got brainwashed Soo much I completely forgot what I'm doing

[naive turret]

I want whatever 360 you had

[zinc bear]

Same like what

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[zinc bear]

From what I remember only cods were 60 since they were highly competitive. And some Xbox original games too

[obsidian wyvern]

its like 4 or 5pm for u

[naive turret]

60 was a lofty standard even in last gen cause so many games are so fidelity focused

[zinc bear]

Nah this guy just overclocked his 360

[naive turret]

meanwhile my goat Burnout 3 was hitting 60 on the PS2 😤

[hasty zinc]

burnout 3 my beloved

peak racing game right there

[zinc bear]

Burnout revenge for the pstwooo (smiling friends reference)

[naive turret]

Unhinged but kinda chill

[obsidian wyvern]

paradise or bust

[hollow vine]

My discord sometimes bugged out

[hollow vine]

I mostly played that game not for the racing, but the crashing

Oh now I remember I have burn out on my ds!!!

[obsidian wyvern]

same lol

[zinc bear]

Never actually played Burnout revenge. Wanted to try it tho

[hasty zinc]

Test Drive on the OG xbox was also good

[naive turret]

It's on Back Compat I'm pretty sure

On Xbox anyway

[obsidian wyvern]

the most fun part of the game was chasing cars down to smash into them

[hollow vine]

Mark my words
Do not by any n4s game on the ds they are pure garbage

[hasty zinc]

I remember the last level you had to race a viper and it was fun

[hollow vine]

Shovelware quality

[obsidian wyvern]

nfs on the ds had rise against so it was a good game in my books

[hollow vine]

Also I do think the needler rifle is a good choice for the remake of ce

[hasty zinc]

NFS Underground on PC was also my jam

[hollow vine]

That gun was kinda mid

[hasty zinc]

and most wanted

[naive turret]

Showtime mode was pretty fun but I did miss the more puzzle like Crash mode

[indigo lotus]

It is backward compatibility. Just wish 1-3 were added to the compatibility.

[hasty zinc]

in most wanted when the helicopters would ram you on the road if your stars got to high

[hollow vine]

The ds version was like those strange shovelware games that you find in Costco or something

[zinc bear]

I have a 360 so i think I’ll be fine. I’ll see if I can find a cheap copy

[naive turret]

Saaame, it's probably licensing issues with the soundtracks

[hollow vine]

I would say they are worse than big rigs

[obsidian wyvern]

I can't open my most wanted game on steam anymore, says I've lost my license key or something

[hasty zinc]

I have a screenshot somewhere of the helicopter ramming me

[hollow vine]

Have your 360 ever got the ring

[zinc bear]

No

[hollow vine]

Is Soo you could try the blankie method to fix the console

[zinc bear]

No. My slim I had for 13 years broke before it hit the red ring. Recently got a new one at a thrift store

[hollow vine]

Some how warp the console around the blanket during a red ring fixed it

[zinc bear]

I need to replace the thermal paste, new fans, and new capacitors I believe.

[naive turret]

Truly cursed

[hollow vine]

Idk how but it work

[indigo lotus]

That’s what I think is the reason for it. Same with previous EA’s sports games from the 2000s. But one game series I wish was added to backward compatibility is the Medal of Honor series.

[zinc bear]

Overheating the console makes it temporarily fixed when it’s already overheated.

[hasty zinc]

oops lol

[hollow vine]

I would die to have one of the dev kit console

[steady jolt]

untitled.bmp strikes again

[hollow vine]

What happened to the skybox

[obsidian wyvern]

I remember this lol

[zinc bear]

I owned one for a bit. Pretty interesting.

[hasty zinc]

ooof

[naive turret]

I could guess but yk

[hollow vine]

Playstation would sue you if you have one of those lol

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bj2Uk.gif

[zinc bear]

Don’t think so.

[indigo lotus]

I remember playing Most Wanted. I recall getting five million dollars wanted points.

[zinc bear]

Hey, that’s the guy from Fortnite!

[hollow vine]

Yes they would
Because you can do alot of crazy stuff with it

[hasty zinc]

is that official yet

[zinc bear]

They teased it so yeah

[hollow vine]

Remember the time when the PS3 allowed you to install Linux into it?

[hasty zinc]

sorry I meant like is it out

[hollow vine]

It got too out of hand that Sony have to push a update to stop it

[zinc bear]

Not yet. I would say next month

[zinc bear]

Why would PlayStation sue you for something you can do with an Xbox?

[hasty zinc]

I hope they have all of the main characters. Picking just one is going to be hard

I would probably pick Dwight though

[hollow vine]

I'm talking about the okay station dev kit

Not the Xbox one

[noble swallow]

guys

[hollow vine]

Yes m

[noble swallow]

did i happen to send some boring scam here

[hollow vine]

Maybe ?

[noble swallow]

i got hacked

if i did im so sorry

[zinc bear]

OH

[steady jolt]

Free robux is never free robux

[candid tusk]

That's cool, don't advertise that. It shows you're an easy mark. You can use the search tool on the top right to look for the messages you may have sent.

[hollow vine]

Free Robux is somewhat a popular joke nowadays

[hasty zinc]

unless you're my daughter

[steady jolt]

Also any server that asks you to "verify" or log into an account, don't

Absolute scam to steal your account

[forest fossil]

mhm

[hollow vine]

Most server that used those strange third parties bots is aways fishy

[hasty zinc]

please verify your account before claming your 1m free robux and all OG brainrots!

[hollow vine]

You promised my son free Robux!

[hollow vine]

What have Roblox become 🥀

[hasty zinc]

idk

my daughter and I work in an italian restaurant together sometimes lol

[hasty zinc]

we just cook the food and judge people who take it way too seriously

[hollow vine]

They modern players based are mostly kids
Compare to back then aroun 2011 to 2015
The aged was around 17 to 19 ,(mostly teenagers lol)

[forest fossil]

june 7th

get it?

[hollow vine]

Ok Mr didact let's go fix your hair line

[forest fossil]

better?

6/7th

[hollow vine]

Yes

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