general-chat

[waxen rose]

LMAO

IM CACKLING

[zinc bear]

So mean

[waxen rose]

Dareal is still looking up at us

Sometimes I can hear his voice

[zinc bear]

Yeah I was gone for my honeymoon with Linda sorry

[naive turret]

Did you to to Venice

[zinc bear]

To to

[waxen rose]

He went to hell I mean Florida

[naive turret]

For the Gondolas

[zinc bear]

No I didn’t. I went to Paris and she held me on the top of the eye fell tower

[waxen rose]

Eye fell tower💔

[naive turret]

yk there's a big cage at the top to prevent that sort of thing

[misty marsh]

Like simba?

[waxen rose]

Maybe like titanic

[zinc bear]

People said that the height difference was crazy but I mean 5’8 and 7’0 isn’t that big of a difference

[zinc bear]

And I’m the girl

[obsidian wyvern]

shorter than a grunt 🫵

[zinc bear]

Grunts are like 5’6-5’7

[waxen rose]

Rev you cant say that as if youre not also 5’8

[obsidian wyvern]

i hate this server

[misty marsh]

You clock 67 faster than I do, ur the problem

[naive turret]

I wont believe Rev's height till I meet him.

[ocean herald]

All of it?

[misty marsh]

Same. I'll have a tape measure ready

[naive turret]

Kitso you've gotta find out for me.

[obsidian wyvern]

clan corner is the worst part of it but yk

[waxen rose]

Rev is shorter than me and hes been lying this whole time

[zinc bear]

Sorry i gotta go now. Linda needs me to get off halo infinite and go nap with her lol she’s so sleepy 😂😂

[misty marsh]

Shoes don't count right

[ocean herald]

I’m 6’0 passing so I don’t have short person issues

I still respect the shorter “people” though

[naive turret]

No, get him out of the RDJ platforms

[waxen rose]

I will find you.

[misty marsh]

Not another one

[obsidian wyvern]

im not taking off the shoes tf

[naive turret]

The rules of this server prevent me from-

[obsidian wyvern]

but also thats without the shoes, so i def clear 6ft with them

[misty marsh]

I'm sensing 5'10 yeah

[ocean herald]

Look high and.. oh wait

Look at a reasonable height and wide

[waxen rose]

What does he mean by this

[obsidian wyvern]

did he mean width or can i not english

[naive turret]

I think far and wide is what he meant.

[ocean herald]

Yes but I had to make it about height

[naive turret]

Had to explain the bit -2

[ocean herald]

smh work with me “people”

[waxen rose]

I know what you are

with those platform shoes you faker

[misty marsh]

Platform shoes are so based

[waxen rose]

I love my platforms

[waxen rose]

Im crine look at that heel holy hell😭

[obsidian wyvern]

i cannot imagine the context

[ocean herald]

Iron man

[obsidian wyvern]

but it reminds me of kelly wearing heels in halo legends

[naive turret]

[waxen rose]

This can't be true what

[naive turret]

Freak wym I've brought this up like three times at least

[waxen rose]

Omg I cant remember what im so scared

[misty marsh]

They make me 5'8

Round that up I'm 6ft
Im taller than rev

[waxen rose]

My platforms only make me 5’6 💔

[ocean herald]

Oof

[candid tusk]

Time for a taller heel.

[misty marsh]

Round it up
We're all 6ft now

[waxen rose]

Extra 2 inches but I need a taller heel

[misty marsh]

I'll take one for the team and be 7ft

[naive turret]

idk if you'll be able to see it in the first one but look at the figure

[waxen rose]

Girl is walking on stilts atp😭

[misty marsh]

Stilts? 10ft

[waxen rose]

Why did they do this? Her arch has no support omg this pmo

Her back is gonna hurt so incredibly bad

[naive turret]

And she still runs the fastest, girl just likes to flex

That's why Kelly's the goat

[viral dune]

I could run faster

[ocean herald]

They’re actually heely’s so

[waxen rose]

Ik they did it “bc she's a lady” but c'mon y'all can we not defy basic rules of ‘you cant run in heels’

[viral dune]

Why the doubt h8

Just show me a Polish flag

[naive turret]

Didn't Bryce Dallas Howard do a lot of running in heels in Jurrassic World

[misty marsh]

I can sprint in heels sorry

[waxen rose]

My heels are too skinny so I just end up eating pavement

[dusty yew]

What if they gave her heels just for a funny little detail because she’s female?

[misty marsh]

My problems is if I'm wearing heels that means I'm wearing a dress and it's the dress that makes the running hard, not the heels

[waxen rose]

I hate this and hope it dies

[misty marsh]

We don't need that silly little detail smh

She needs cat ears

[dusty yew]

Yeah I see the reasoning

It’ll be impractical

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/im-wondering-durarara

[misty marsh]

This is my face reveal

[waxen rose]

Running in a dress because I want to feel like a 1800s lady escaping into the night again

[waxen rose]

What if Kelly has Oriental cat ears and linda has Scottish fold cat ears and fred has-

[naive turret]

Can Kelly have the Scottish ones

N-not that I'm biased or anything

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-tsundere-pout-petty-upset-gif-8657468

[naive turret]

ICKYYY

[waxen rose]

Not the stuttering

Okay I will switch them this ONE time

[chrome thicket]

Yuh.

[jade gust]

Thanks for reminding me I still need to watch that anime (I have been sucked into rewatching Andor)

[obsidian wyvern]

obsessed

[naive turret]

Andor's really good tbf

But yeah I'll vouch for Durarara, really fun show with a good dub

[misty marsh]

No

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[ocean herald]

Good night wade

Sweet dreams 😴

[jade gust]

A good dub is great for me

[gloomy pond]

Sometimes I'm glad that Firefight exists in Halo Infinite, because I would not play it (all thanks to its really bad SBMM system) 🤷🏻

[deep night]

Exactly

[mystic cargo]

[torn vector]

Does anybody have mcc and want to get the invasion achievement I can’t find a match I have 659 achievements of 700

My Xbox tag is the same as my discord username

[rapid pivot]

Did they ever add normal firefight or is it still king of the hill

I havent played infinite in a long time. But I am currently playing Halo 3 campaign with my mom.

We are on the Covenant

[zinc bear]

Linda has those trust

[waxen rose]

Trust

[zinc bear]

Trust

[torn vector]

Invasion? Is there a chat for mcc or hap reach invasion?

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[tacit atlas]

waht if

[scarlet siren]

im playing through all the halo campaigns, i havent gotten to halo 5 yet, but how its built up it probably has the most fun campaign to play through with its movement

[naive turret]

And all those enemies that discourage using it.

[static knot]

hey eveyrone I just wanted to let everyone know I'm playing Halo Wars definitive edition and holy crap this is kind of fun. I'm not really a big fan of the strategic sims but this is fun.

[steady hemlock]

did they lower the melee distance at some point

i swear it's lower than it was
it's also been super finiky for me, that and i've gotten like 3 CLEAR backsmacks that haven't counted

[static knot]

anyone want to talk to me?

[deep night]

they also lowered aim assist to zero

[steady hemlock]

ok so they did lower the distance

my aim was doodoo before so i wouldn't notice the assist anyway

[wanton harbor]

anyone still playing halo infinite?

[harsh sluice]

Playing currently

[deep night]

nope

[vagrant kettle]

Yes

Lots of people still play it

[wanton harbor]

just looking for more people to play with! forgot all about this chat😭

[rigid bay]

Hi

[forest fossil]

hello there

[scarlet siren]

they should make a new halo game

without an open world

[naive turret]

I don't think CEV is gonna be open world so you're in luck.

[keen sequoia]

happy birthday dolly parton

[short sphinx]

Hey

Are people chill here are do they also have mods who abuse the minute amount of power they have

[candid solar]

I'm sure someone who frames that question that way has the best behavior in mind.

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[hasty zinc]

if you follow the #rules-and-guidelines then there shouldn't be a problem 🙂

[waxen rose]

Omg omg is it really dolly’s bday

Time for me to get jiggy to some Jolene

[pliant hatch]

are you talking about pc?

[pliant hatch]

they're not like a certain ex lsf reddit mod.

[zinc bear]

Hello aegis happy birthday

[latent pewter]

Fellas I started Reach today, why the f*** were my 2 favorite members of Noble Team the first to die?

[zinc bear]

That’s kinda their thing

[latent pewter]

I know how the game ends, but I didn't know the order they would die in, why did it have to be Jorge and Kat?

[waxen rose]

Reach likes to kill people and it serves zero narrative purpose outside the 4th grade level depth of “war bad”

[latent pewter]

To be fair they kinda had to kill them off cuz they weren't in the Halos after Reach, so

[waxen rose]

Gotta kill jorge because hes the best noble team member and gotta kill kat because idk they felt like it (they dont know how to write female characters so it's easier to kill her)

[waxen rose]

Jun isnt in the other halos after reach but he is still alive
Idk if thats a spoiler but yeah

[zinc bear]

Same with the goofy ahh trailer where kat loses her arm

[latent pewter]

I understand Jorge, but I hate that they killed Kat that early cuz she got a robot arm and I think that's cool as f***, also she took out a hunter in my playthrough, so that makes her my second favorite

[waxen rose]

Halo loves making their female character suffer and im over it. Like im being serious

[zinc bear]

Miranda

To war..

[latent pewter]

Time to make Master Chief have a daughter to fix that XD

[zinc bear]

No

[latent pewter]

That's the joke

[waxen rose]

I think if chief had a kid he would have a daughter
Idk im just biased and like the “soldier and theur daughter” trope
But chief can't have a kid and thats okay

[latent pewter]

Wait can Spartans even have kids? Like do they have the facilities for that?

[pliant hatch]

the weapon could be his bratty daughter

[waxen rose]

The weapon is a mix between little sibling and daughter yeah

[zinc bear]

They can. Chief is just mentally unstable and isn’t healthy enough for a child.

[latent pewter]

Image Chief has a daughter and his daughter chills on his back and he can just throw her at enemies and she just rides enemies like that one zombie from left 4 dead

[waxen rose]

I know the two Spartans who left the program had a family
It isnt impossible but eh

[latent pewter]

True, he traumatized after whatever happened with Cortana

[zinc bear]

He was traumatized before that lol

[latent pewter]

Speaking of what happened to Cortana, where the f*** is she at the end of 4?!

[waxen rose]

Dead

[latent pewter]

Like is she in her own dimension or what?\

[zinc bear]

Yeah. Inside the Cortana chip.

[waxen rose]

She's in the chip watching golden girls

[latent pewter]

Obviously, but that room she talked to Chief in looked like she made a pocket dimenstion or something

[pliant hatch]

then oni kidnaps her and replaces her with a clone.

[elder wasp]

Hey guys what’s going on

[zinc bear]

Due to the didact explosion switching chiefs reality’s. That’s why he wakes up in space

[latent pewter]

He was, but he got a free bonus DLC of trauma once Cortana died

[waxen rose]

“Never getting crazy on a Sunday ever again” ahh chief 😭

[zinc bear]

LMAOO

[latent pewter]

it switched his realities?

[zinc bear]

Yeah. Or it could’ve been his hallucinations, but the realities thing makes more sense to me

[waxen rose]

FREE BONUS OF DLC TRAYMA im crine you cant make this up😭😭

[latent pewter]

XD

[zinc bear]

And then watching his mother figure (Cortana) turn into a really evil villain and attempt to kill his family (blue team)

[latent pewter]

NGL I've been calling things DLCs after my friend told me how many nationalities he got in him, like he got a lot of the nationality DLCs

[zinc bear]

And then he watched Cortana die AGAIN a second time

[waxen rose]

Chief tweaking out while fred linda and kelly nearly get the mufasa treatment

[latent pewter]

To be fair she was going nuts

[latent pewter]

what?

[zinc bear]

Have you played infinite?

[latent pewter]

I've played CE, 2, 3, 4 and I've started Reach today

[zinc bear]

Welp.

[latent pewter]

next up is ODST, then 5, and Infinite

[zinc bear]

Sorry bought that. Infinites been out for a while so I accidentally spoiled it

[waxen rose]

Sometimes when you dont get enough attention the first time you gotta do it again

[latent pewter]

You had no way of knowing, and at least you didn't spoil a major plot point of a show I'm trying to watch

[waxen rose]

Yeah it's been 6 years it's on you atp /j

[zinc bear]

That feels personal to someone

[zinc bear]

5* but oh no 💔💔💔

[waxen rose]

5 wow thats like a whole lifetime to some hah see the cool song reference i made

[zinc bear]

I don’t get it

[latent pewter]

You're good, and besides I'm probably gonna forget it cuz I have the memory of a NASA computer from 1969

And keep in mind, NASA computer from 1969 have less processing power than a calculator you can buy at Walmart

[waxen rose]

They're trying their best

[waxen rose]

Uh oh someone got smited

[zinc bear]

WHO

[waxen rose]

I dont know 😭

[zinc bear]

sorry forgot caps lock was on

[waxen rose]

I blame Kelly

[zinc bear]

hkmnvbg~~ 97~~

BRO WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY COMPUTER

ok i nuked it its ok now

[waxen rose]

If you hit it real hard it'll fix itself

[zinc bear]

thats what i did

[waxen rose]

I dropped my stupid halo 2 magazine now im crine because it's behind my 700 pound dresser

[obsidian wyvern]

oh i remember this reava dude

nvm my chat was scrolled all the way up

[zinc bear]

stupid rev

67

[latent pewter]

Fellas I have stayed up to beat Reach. I will now go to sleep as I need to wake up early in the morning. Good night Spartans

[obsidian wyvern]

weren't you a halo 3 hater

[zinc bear]

yes

[obsidian wyvern]

didn't you have a halo 3 tag for the longest time

[zinc bear]

cause i'm a matchmaking host in a halo 3 discord

[waxen rose]

Not enough people to matchmake for in h5 so gotta run back to h3

[naive turret]

Be the solution you want to see.

[zinc bear]

h3 discord is pretty chill
people are annoying tho

[waxen rose]

I try to ignore the uh
Problem in that server

The halo 3 era problem

[zinc bear]

i was included in a bum ahh halo 3 tribute where i got clipped

[waxen rose]

Halo 3 tribute and it's just someone screaming the lyrics to a green day song

[opaque lava]

Yo

[waxen rose]

Only if Dareal finally makes me general

[zinc bear]

shut up

[waxen rose]

This is what I get for trying

[obsidian wyvern]

I walk a lonely road

[waxen rose]

I need to make a stupid halo 3 creepy pasta and gaslight some fools into believing it's true

[obsidian wyvern]

halo 3 hater hosts halo 3 matchmaking, someone's lying to themself

[zinc bear]

never said i hated multiplayer

i judge halo by the campaigns tho so when i say i hate halo 3 that means i hate halo 3 campaign

[waxen rose]

What is wade cooking

[zinc bear]

you mom

[waxen rose]

Bro please not on a Monday

[opaque lava]

Anybody on h3 ?

[meager linden]

Idk how to say but, I had the Halo(maybe?) dream,
It was in a burning building, on top of it, trying to escape I encountered the flood, but it was not aggressive to me, building little by little started to be shallow by smoke. Then, in lower levels, I saw there were people, but they were acting like there was no anything, and they helped me to reach the lower levels of building and I escaped

[waxen rose]

Helped you reach the lower levels…
Reach… kinda like halo reach..

[zinc bear]

Reach. Jun.. best halo character

[waxen rose]

STOP LYING

[zinc bear]

My favorite characters are Jun and Romeo 😂✌️

[waxen rose]

Blocked and reported

Who is this and what have you done to Dareal

[meager linden]

But the first version of the dream, was like in Halo installation

Forerunner spire I guess

[candid solar]

(They do not understand the actual point of the lyrics and just go by vibes, if they acknowledged the lyrics they'd be big mad)

[zinc bear]

I had a dream that me and Linda were kissing 😙

[waxen rose]

Lyrics: I HATE THE GOVERNMENT GRAAAHH
Vibes: cool halo 3 edgy

[zinc bear]

early 2000s older brother core /j

[waxen rose]

Divorced dad core

[waxen rose]

Dont lie to me

[zinc bear]

i then woke up and cried cause she isnt there with me sigh

[naive turret]

Mornings must be rough for you huh.

[waxen rose]

inside out emotions but instead of joy it's just Fred in my head

[zinc bear]

yeah

[misty marsh]

UR WRONG

I have a ss saying you love h3

[zinc bear]

h3 mp idiot

[misty marsh]

Message never specified mp 😁

[candid solar]

I just Halo games by whatever I want at any given moment

Halo 3 just fails at every possible metric except for raw popularity and it also has a better HUD than halo 2

[waxen rose]

Took me a second to remember ss ment screenshot
Its okay ill catch up in 2 years

[candid solar]

But then everything has a better HUD than Halo 2

[zinc bear]

well im gay so

[waxen rose]

Halo 3 try not to FAIL at telling me im low health challenge impossible

[misty marsh]

Kids these days are achieving unc status way too quickly

[waxen rose]

Yeah no I just forget what I know whenever I switch

Gotta watch a season recap 😭

[zinc bear]

nintend switch

[waxen rose]

Oh yeah acnh update I should play

[zinc bear]

i hate animal crossing so no

my bum ahh bald ahh dad took my switch lite and factory reset it aso i lost my world thats why i hate it

[misty marsh]

Well if ur new to stream calc stands for calculator

[waxen rose]

I SAW THAT VIDEO

welcome back to the stream uhh
Calc stand for calculator btw

[zinc bear]

hey so if ur new to the stream

[waxen rose]

Are you new to the stream?

[obsidian wyvern]

you can't just do 64×2 in your head, you need a calc

[waxen rose]

Guys remind me what calc means im new

[misty marsh]

128

[zinc bear]

no thats wrong

[misty marsh]

I didn't use a calc that's why

[zinc bear]

its 67 :jhoy:L

[obsidian wyvern]

you must've used a calc

[zinc bear]

https://tenor.com/view/city-boys-gif-1831458695634111219

[waxen rose]

Im new to the stream

[zinc bear]

bro i hate ow

i wish my chud brother played other games instead of just ooverwatch

[misty marsh]

No i did it in my head

[waxen rose]

Count your days boy.

[zinc bear]

sorry

[keen kestrel]

I love halo!

[zinc bear]

imagine lol you 343 shill /j

[keen kestrel]

Thats all i wanted to say

[zinc bear]

oh hi im a creeper so nice nice to meet ya

[misty marsh]

Why

[keen kestrel]

Gun

[waxen rose]

BLowing up things like

[granite breach]

Okay so... How do I get access to be able to send attachments?

[misty marsh]

Is that it

[keen kestrel]

Maybe

[misty marsh]

No credit to the grenades or swords or hammers or everything else

[zinc bear]

halo x overwatch when

[misty marsh]

I don't think you love halo

[waxen rose]

Only give credit to my dog and my grandma and my mom thank you all for supporting me

[keen kestrel]

How could i have forgotten such glorious additions
Those are Phoenominal works as well

[misty marsh]

You forgot to thank Beyonce, we need to slime you now

[waxen rose]

NO IM SORRY

[keen kestrel]

Damn
It was a good run

[waxen rose]

THABK YOU BEYONCÉ THANK YOU

[zinc bear]

youre welcome

[misty marsh]

Thin ice

[waxen rose]

Boy you aint beyonce
That song you sang to me last night sure didnt sound like beyonce singing

[waxen rose]

Im so scared rn…

[zinc bear]

it ook fred is there

[waxen rose]

Im scared fred literally beat chief with a hammer I dont think he helps rn

[zinc bear]

thats right i forgo

you should show everyone that video

[waxen rose]

No I shouldn't 😭

[zinc bear]

ok

[waxen rose]

Its too violent

[zinc bear]

ok

who wanna play fortnite

[granite breach]

I do have a funny clip that involves an Elite and a Grunt, but I can't send any attachments.

[zinc bear]

ok

[calm fiber]

The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors.

[granite breach]

Okay so how do I get that role?

[zinc bear]

read the part that says its automatically assigned with various factors

[granite breach]

Yeah, but what are those factors is what I mean.

[zinc bear]

not told to people so they dont abuse the system

[granite breach]

Oh...

So you just get it when you least expect it I guess.

[candid solar]

I like the system even if I lost it a while ago, keeps people from posting trash memes and spamming slurs or whatever even better than the filters do.

[granite breach]

I don't slur ever and only post stuff worth seeing.

[zinc bear]

ok

[candid solar]

Then if you post often, don't have issues with other people, and generally aren't a nuisance, it shouldn't be a problem for you.

[granite breach]

It won't be.

I don't send attachments like everyday, mostly just chat.

[zinc bear]

You just joined son just wait

[waxen rose]

You cant send it bc I said so

[granite breach]

Awe...

[waxen rose]

Yeah sorry maybe next time

[granite breach]

Alrighty.

[granite breach]

Okay.

[zinc bear]

Also it can’t be applied by a mod or anything, it has to be from the bot. So you just gotta do what trenchbird said

[granite breach]

Got it. Thanks.

[granite breach]

Can I make a Forum for Halo meme clips? Like specifically people who were gaming and did something either really cool or hilarious in the game and clipped it.

In the #1076327824924872755 channel.

[turbid breach]

Can we just get the next Halo game 🙂

[granite breach]

They probably will release the Remake of 2 & 3 before releasing Halo 7.

[waxen rose]

No you gotta climb Mnt. Fiji at 3:33am and defeat the ancient wizard atop it to be able to play campaign evolved

[turbid breach]

Pokemon Go type actions

[wheat talon]

While hearing Air traffic control from ODST

[granite breach]

And surviving a shot from the Spartan Laser.

[wheat talon]

(extreamly important)

[meager linden]

We will get the new Subway Surfers game before GTA 6 and new Halo game

[granite breach]

As long as GTA6 has not released, there is still hope the next chapter of Master Chief's story will release.

[waxen rose]

Dont hurt em now wade

[turbid breach]

Halo 7 before GTA VI???

[wheat talon]

I mean, rockstar office just blew up quite literally, so another 2 years till GTA 6 baby

[turbid breach]

💥

[granite breach]

Sparking! ZERO came out 17 years after Budokai Tenkaichi 3, surely Halo 7 will release before Infinite's 10 year anniversary.

[meager linden]

I read the news, and it has not affected the development

[turbid breach]

Suicide Grunts did a number on the studio

[weak venture]

.

[wheat talon]

Yes buddy and this development is here with us right now? I say as I talk with you in a rubber room

[granite breach]

Someone accidently placed a Covenant Bomb there and set it off.

[waxen rose]

Im in the rockstar server and im just surprised I've never heard anything about an office

[granite breach]

The office got blown up by a Plasma Grenade.

[turbid breach]

Probably the Banished 🤷

[wheat talon]

A brute threw a grunt at the studio lmao

[granite breach]

Makes sense, at least no 1 activated and fired a Halo ring.

[waxen rose]

Anyway wade what are we doing today @meager linden

[meager linden]

Good

[tawdry turret]

I want more updates on the remake let's make a revolution for it

[waxen rose]

Any fun plans

[meager linden]

Survive the cold weather

[granite breach]

Didn't know you can't use giant texts... Oh well.

[turbid breach]

True hahahahah, that’ll be when the next important development studio goes boom

[waxen rose]

Objective: survive

[granite breach]

Lol!

[granite breach]

Halo: Uprising

[wheat talon]

I like to believe there's 1 forerunner alive and it's like: We have been working without problems for : 10 million years, then one halo activates and had to reset the count 😭

[granite breach]

Bruh that would be hilarious if that was in the Silver timeline.

[wheat talon]

Everything is canon in the silver timeline

[granite breach]

Isn't it a seperate timeline though?

[turbid breach]

Hear me out, let’s bring Cortana back for the 3rd time but with another different name and characteristics

[wheat talon]

It's just a joke lol

[granite breach]

Oof! Haha! You got me.

[turbid breach]

XD

[wheat talon]

insert master chief with a big ahh needle with the word Hope in it

[granite breach]

Name her Jarvis.

[turbid breach]

Vision*

[granite breach]

Or better yet, name Cortana 3.0 - Karen.

[wheat talon]

Ultron

[granite breach]

Karen, take it or leave it.

[wheat talon]

Leave it bro.

[granite breach]

Friday.

[turbid breach]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-take-my-money-money-futurama-gif-6882124657810317443

[granite breach]

You're taking it, I have you at gunpoint with a Designed Marksman Rifle.

[waxen rose]

Well her name does come from a sword so Karen wouldn't make sense

[wheat talon]

Well name it escalibur then

[granite breach]

I was about to say that LOL.

[turbid breach]

Spartan Laser never looked better 😉

[wheat talon]

I will apply my secret technique. spnkr at my foot so we both die gg

[wheat talon]

We're having laser at halo 1 remake?

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[waxen rose]

The next ‘best’ option would be durandal
Going off the holy swords

Its cortana, joyeuse, and durandal

[zinc bear]

And dareal

[wheat talon]

Great

[granite breach]

Uh... I accidently overloaded the Spartan Laser so I got a double kill which counts from you and myself.

[waxen rose]

Dont forget about pookie

[wheat talon]

Lmao

[turbid breach]

Hmm?

[zinc bear]

No roleplaying please

[granite breach]

Spartan Laser is my favorite weapon in the game so by all means, put it in the Remake.

[wheat talon]

Typical kill 1 then - 1 for accidental

[turbid breach]

Woah, someone said pookie bear? Where??

[wheat talon]

Pookie? 🥺

[zinc bear]

Freak is pookie

[granite breach]

Wait that's a rule too?

[wheat talon]

No idea tbh

[granite breach]

I didn't see it in the rules when I joined.

[turbid breach]

Senpai Player 🥺

[waxen rose]

I am pookie

[wheat talon]

I'm learning to Light of Aidan, holy mother of God. I love odst

[zinc bear]

I just made 2 ramens in one bowl is so yummayyyy

[wheat talon]

Poookie 🥺 🥺

[waxen rose]

You gonna share or be greedy

[zinc bear]

I’m greedy so no

[waxen rose]

Dude im starving dying

[granite breach]

Is it instant ramen?

[zinc bear]

Yuh it’s soy sauce

[meager linden]

One for you, and another for Naruto?

[granite breach]

It's okay, you can have some of my Dubai Chocolate.

[zinc bear]

Ew no

[waxen rose]

15 dollars a bar for pistachios in chocolate

[zinc bear]

I tried Dubai chocolate and it’s fine. It just tastes like chocolate idk

[granite breach]

I got a bar for $1.79.

[waxen rose]

Wowie zowie

Remind me to never say that ever again @zinc bear

[zinc bear]

Ok

[granite breach]

I actually felt like it wasn't hype worthy, then I tried it a few more times and now have an obsession for it. I'm stockpiled on it now.

[wheat talon]

Ew

[zinc bear]

Yeah ew dude

[waxen rose]

STOP DOG PILING ME

[wheat talon]

Yo guys one question. Like totally honest. Is 130 bucks for a controller... Bad?

[granite breach]

Yes.

You can get a perfectly good controller for just $40.

[granite breach]

At least be happy they ain't sending suicide grunts on you.

[wheat talon]

The Fomo is just too big man, it's controlling my soul

[zinc bear]

Depends. If it’s a pro controller then that’s a good price and it’s worth it.

[waxen rose]

My master chief controller was 130 and my rdr2 controller was 100 so ig it depends on if your controller is custom/themed or regular

[granite breach]

What's so special about said controller?

[zinc bear]

Send me a photo of the rdr2 controller white boy

[waxen rose]

NO because you've been MEAN to me

[wheat talon]

Are you an cute anime girl sempai? 🥺

[waxen rose]

Perchance

[zinc bear]

If you’re getting a pro controller I heavily recommend the gamesir g7 pro. I have it and it’s only $80 on amazon

[wheat talon]

Zeneless zone zero special edition. Looks cool and it's pro ver, like elite ver? Idk the difference

[turbid breach]

Pookie senpai 🥺

[zinc bear]

Aw shucks

[granite breach]

This gonna be that same situation that Dream had when people thought he was a real life anime hottie and were disappointed when they saw his real face?

[zinc bear]

Spending 130 on the gamesir g7 pro zenless zone zero edition is NOT worth it

[wheat talon]

We aww fawl we awl mawke myswtawes uwu 🥺

[turbid breach]

🥺😍😘

[zinc bear]

SEND THAT GRAVEMIND VIDEO OMG @waxen rose DO YOU HAVE IT

[wheat talon]

Damn.... I never had someone "limited edition" hence why the Fomo is hitting hard right now

[waxen rose]

Send in DMs first

[zinc bear]

Zenless zone zero is buns so

[wheat talon]

Hey!.... It's true... But I like that game

[granite breach]

Is this allowed?

[zinc bear]

I don’t have it

[waxen rose]

Neither do I 😭

[wheat talon]

Man if they ever made a helldivers or Ultrakill controller I would spend 200 bucks easy

[zinc bear]

Damn it

[zinc bear]

I love both of those omg you’re my new twin now

[wheat talon]

My man, dap me up. I swear I love divers, I have both odst and the killzone

[waxen rose]

Seething with rage

[zinc bear]

You wont show me your rdr2 controller so

[waxen rose]

Because you were MEAN

[zinc bear]

I have only ODST cause I started to play the game for halo lol

[wheat talon]

I'm just he second option... Okay I see how this is...

[zinc bear]

HOW was I MEAN

[waxen rose]

YELLING AT ME ALL THE TIME

[zinc bear]

I just met you my homegrunt 💔💔

[zinc bear]

You yelled first

[wheat talon]

I won't be mean pookie... I'll be your friend 🥺 🥺

[waxen rose]

Look at what you've done

[zinc bear]

No one wants to be my friend. I have no friends now. Not even a girlfriend. Forever alone

[waxen rose]

My chud son chudly whom I hate

[wheat talon]

Play along twin 🥀🥀

[zinc bear]

I guess I’ll connect 2 Xbox controllers and play split screen by myself cause I’m so alone

[wheat talon]

HAHAHAHAH

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/chief-sad-mc-gif-23227353

[wheat talon]

Machinima time baby

[zinc bear]

Me

[waxen rose]

Dareal dont feel like sociopathic master chief from halo 4 opening

[zinc bear]

I actually do ts cause I like to play as arby

[wheat talon]

My man just let's P1 die during the whole campaign

[waxen rose]

Dareal actually kills fred linda and kelly in halo 5 campaign for their weapons

[zinc bear]

Correct

[granite breach]

So was Master Chief wearing a Gen 2 armor in Halo 4 or that was just a customized Gen 1?

[waxen rose]

He’s EVIL and full of WICKEDNESS

[wheat talon]

I mean linda in h5 was like.... You know... Like.... You know man

[waxen rose]

Fred in h5 was like yk like yk

[zinc bear]

Gen 2

[wheat talon]

If YK yk

[zinc bear]

She’s my wife. Like actually I love her so much. My genuine love

[wheat talon]

Back off homeboy, I saw her first

[waxen rose]

My fred cardboard cutout agrees with me

[granite breach]

Thanks.

[granite breach]

Yeah well uh... Johnson is the 1 whom knows what the ladies like.

[wheat talon]

Agreed

[zinc bear]

I have genuine love, you only like her for the looks. Also, halo 5 was one of my first halos. I have a genuine connection with Linda.

[waxen rose]

Johnson is dead what does he know

[zinc bear]

I’m such a chud bro I need a girlfriend I can’t keep doing this

[meager linden]

Just imagine, Wade, the Spartan 2 is much better than Fred, would you choose me or Fred will be your favourite?

[granite breach]

He knows how to go out with a bang.

[wheat talon]

Bro, I played halo 5 when it was beta. You don't understand

[zinc bear]

So did I

[waxen rose]

This is a tough choice aarrrugghh I dunno I dunno

[zinc bear]

Would you choose awesome Spartan 2 me or chud Fred

[wheat talon]

Why did you had to hurt me so bad bro? 🥀🥀🥀

[waxen rose]

Freddie

[zinc bear]

Wow

[wheat talon]

Mercuri

[waxen rose]

Jk

[zinc bear]

No one loves me

[waxen rose]

I choose my best friend wade of course

See, aren't I so nice

[zinc bear]

Wow.

[meager linden]

Thanks

[zinc bear]

I’m gonna go cry into my Linda blanket

[waxen rose]

Please go wash your linda blanket

[zinc bear]

Ew no

I’ll cry into my Linda shirt

[turbid breach]

Pretty sure @waxen rose is already mine. So buzz off everyone

[zinc bear]

??

[waxen rose]

YOURS??

[zinc bear]

https://tenor.com/view/karmaitu-gif-7118181775492148994

[turbid breach]

YES POOKIE

[zinc bear]

It’s ok Linda is mine so back off

[turbid breach]

🏳️

[zinc bear]

What dat mean

[waxen rose]

I could've used my stupid rawr xd sticker yesterday ugh im a chud

I forgot I had that sticker

[turbid breach]

Hahahahah

[zinc bear]

You’re not as much of a chud as I am

[turbid breach]

Surrender*

[zinc bear]

HELL naw. Linda is mine. Back off.

[turbid breach]

I’m surrendering 🏳️

[zinc bear]

Oh

Who reacted with that emoji

[turbid breach]

🤔

[meager linden]

You can watch who reacted with that emoji

[zinc bear]

Oh

[waxen rose]

Wade how is my bestie doing

[meager linden]

You already asked this question before, good

[waxen rose]

Gotta make sure

[meager linden]

@turbid breach what is the point of the clown reaction?

[turbid breach]

Best reaction there is

[zinc bear]

Not even checking up on me smh

[waxen rose]

OKAY

How is my best friend in the whole entire world doing tonight @zinc bear

[zinc bear]

Terrible

Why would you ask me

[waxen rose]

Omg bro I wont ask again ever I promise

[zinc bear]

Why won’t you ask again do you hate me?

[waxen rose]

How are you @ Dareal

[zinc bear]

Feeling like a chud

[waxen rose]

My stupid chud Dareal son whom I hate

[turbid breach]

Pookie bears

[zinc bear]

Shut up

[turbid breach]

Senpais

[simple wave]

And here I am bringing back a probably 10 year old gamertag I had, just 1 character short. Wild.

[zinc bear]

Your taste in games is peak

I love borderlands so much

[covert glacier]

I recently made a new acc after changing my user I had for 10 years

[solid marsh]

Hello

[zinc bear]

Ok

[covert glacier]

Ive just been banned 4 times in a row for going into a game

Does this happen to anyone else

[ocean herald]

MCC?

[warm nimbus]

What did you do

@covert glacier don't use cheats

[glad nest]

same

game just loads and then says changing host and kicks everyone out and i go to search/rejoin and it banned me for 5 mins

mcc is so cooked

[covert glacier]

I dont cheat

[covert glacier]

Yeah

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo
How it's going?

[normal owl]

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/halo/halo-campaign-evolved-is-a-faithful-remake-tasked-with-relaunching-a-legendary-franchise-we-see-this-as-a-way-to-grow-expand-and-reconnect-the-halo-community/

[warm nimbus]

I still don't understand why only campaign release

[warm nimbus]

How about you

[normal owl]

Omitting online multiplayer is faithful to the original release.
Adding 4-player crossplat co-op is a good modernization.

[warm nimbus]

Make it so it's Xbox only, that way it is more faithful 🙁

The halo team betrayed Xbox fans and allowed halo to be on playstation too 💀

[normal owl]

Halo does not belong exclusively to anyone: it was made by Xbox and thus Xbox can do what it wants with it. If you love Halo then you'll want more people to experience it. If you're possessive about Halo then you want to exclude others from experiencing it.

[normal owl]

Halo was never yours; you only owned the disc you bought.

[covert glacier]

Who cares

[warm nimbus]

I know but what about loyal Xbox fans?

It's like Nintendo fans suddenly hearing that Mario will be on playstation or xbox

[warm nimbus]

What

[normal owl]

If you think that you doing something as a consumer automatically forced a company to gatekeep its products away from other consumers, then that was entirely in your own imagination. No one made any two-way agreement like that. You can buy the next game or not, just like PS players have the same choice.

[wanton harbor]

morning chat

[analog knot]

I have people reaching out to me saying the same thing is happening to them. Is it every time?

[meager linden]

Good

[glad nest]

yea

[coral yoke]

seeing how many xbox (and playstation) ips are multiplatform now, it really is not.

[analog knot]

Yeah I just saw a video of it happening to people trying to stream. Pretty clear there’s an MCC issue. Hopefully once Halo Studios people wake up they can comment on it.

[coral yoke]

-# why does bloodborne have to be an exceptionnnnn

[jade gust]

You're assuming Sony remembers Bloodborne

[analog knot]

Hopefully this server issue shines a huge spotlight on how bad MCCs automated banning system is

Dedicated Server fails to start? Here's a ban. lmao

[covert glacier]

Why do my comments get removed

[ocean herald]

cursing

at least that last one was

[covert glacier]

Thats silly, they swear in halo lol

[brave oyster]

Not to mention the games rated M and MA15+ in reaches case

[analog knot]

Well we are in their server, its the very first rule.

[covert glacier]

Silly rule but true

[ocean herald]

they enforce xbox's TOS

[covert glacier]

Oh I play pc I haven't played Xbox for years now

[ocean herald]

not what i meant lol. 'xbox' as in the entire platform

[covert glacier]

Ok

[ocean herald]

i actually hadn't read the xbox community guidelines in much detail. them defining 'acceptable trash talk' is kinda funny 😆

"Acceptable trash talk includes:

Get destroyed. Can’t believe you thought you were on my level.
That was some serious potato aim. Get wrecked.
Only reason you went positive was you spent all game camping. Try again, kid.
Cheap win. Come at me when you can actually drive without running cars off the road.
That sucked. Get good and then come back when your k/d’s over 1.
Going too far looks like:

Get <sexual threat>. Can’t believe you thought you were on my level.
Hey <profanity>, that was some serious potato aim. Get wrecked, trash.
Only reason you went positive was you spent all game camping. KYS, kid.
Cheap win. Totally expected from a <racial slur>.
You suck. Get out of my country—maybe they’ll let you back in when your k/d’s over 1."

[obsidian wyvern]

lol??

[ocean herald]

https://www.xbox.com/en-US/legal/community-standards#iv

under #4 if you expand the 'for example' section

[analog knot]

New MCC copypasta just dropped

[covert glacier]

Lol I dont really care since voice chat still exist

[meager linden]

I'm not using the voice chat and text chats, for me, it's distracting from enjoying the game, not hearing the insults to my address

[ocean herald]

the guidelines apply to both vc and text, but ultimately it's a matter of if someone reports you

[covert glacier]

I dont really use it anymore

[analog knot]

Its not worth it most of the time

[covert glacier]

On pc I dont know if you can banned for it but you probably can

[analog knot]

I enjoy some interactions but theres a lotttttt of....unsavory interactions as well

[covert glacier]

If my teammate sucks I usually tell my teammate they suck

[ocean herald]

xbox games require linking of your xbox account, so they have that vc/text data. unless it's communication over discord or a separate messaging app/platform

[covert glacier]

I bought a controller today

Just for it to have stick drift on the movement stick

[candid tusk]

Stick some peanut butter in there and it won't drift anymore. You can scratch it out with your nail in between matches for a snack too.

[covert glacier]

Yum

[analog knot]

MCC break is funny - sometimes it lets you start a CGB game, but then immediately kicks you. Othertimes it flashes the screen wildly and crashes. Matchmaking it let all of us load into a Reach game, select a loadout, and then....immediately ended the game, kicked us back to lobby, and then banned us.

[vagrant kettle]

Don’t be mean

I just yell at my tv

[covert glacier]

I had a glitch in halo 2 anniversary where id die and be stuck on the 5 second countdown fot ages

[analog knot]

This is a known, unrelated issue. The workaround for that is to quit/rejoin. However, rejoins also stopped working a year ago sooooooooo

[covert glacier]

Wow sucks that mcc is getting neglected even tho its got more players than infinite

[dawn juniper]

yes

[harsh girder]

They should just put it on ps4/5

[young gale]

Is MCC still broken

[harsh girder]

I only get on xb now just for halo mcc.

[analog knot]

Yes

[covert glacier]

Yeah I agree, I thought they were at some point

[analog knot]

Rumors be rumoring

MCC has a list of issues a mile long on the platforms it was designed for, let alone on a totally new one.

[harsh girder]

I can already see it, they remake the triology, then blacklist the mcc

[analog knot]

I would say you shouldnt get your hopes up regarding new development, and similarly shouldnt be doomer either. Wait and see, time will tell 😄

[ocean herald]

Remakes/remasters are popular right now. I do agree though it’s a disservice to leave MCC in the state it’s in. Especially when it was meant to be the way to officially play the older titles for years to come

[warm nimbus]

But what if you hurt their feelings

[dawn juniper]

gg, sorry if I was lagging 💀

[analog knot]

gg 🙂

[covert glacier]

Idk

[dawn juniper]

We just crashed in a game together like 30 minutes ago lmao

[ruby dome]

Lmao, must be a server thing

[analog knot]

To clarify, the issue you were responding to was different/not related (as far as I can tell). It was during a period where players on the Microsoft Store could sit in queue forever and never find a game.

That being said, MCC is definitely currently broken and will ban you if you search matchmaking. Dont do it until its fixed 😄

[waxen rose]

What does he mean by this

[analog knot]

We havent seen any comments from Halo Studios yet so its a waiting game, been down for several hours now

[steady jolt]

Hasn't hit 8am in Seattle yet

[ruby dome]

Rip

[analog knot]

I would expect some form of support outside of PST, but yes it makes sense to wait was my point.

[ocean herald]

Sorry you have potato aim

[analog knot]

Someones dashboard has lit up (hopefully) 😄

[waxen rose]

That was uncreative sorry lad

[ocean herald]

I can’t believe you thought you were on my level

[waxen rose]

Your bar is low anyway

[ocean herald]

And yet you are below it

[waxen rose]

I cant be unless im 6ft under king

[wanton harbor]

he is the master clearly, no one is on his level 😭

[ocean herald]

As a 6’0 passing person I am unfazed by this

[waxen rose]

‘Passing person’ bro quiet down when you speaking to me 😭

[misty marsh]

Ur 2cm tall at best shush

[wanton harbor]

lmao 2cm

[stoic fulcrum]

Is it true you got a battlepass on finance?

[wanton harbor]

he's as tall as a grunt

[misty marsh]

Grunts are actually tall tho

[ocean herald]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-people-rude-ignorant-spiteful-hurtful-gif-19113534

[stoic fulcrum]

I consider you no more than annoying housefly in the summer

[amber mirage]

The annoying houseflies end up consuming a lot of my attention

[stoic fulcrum]

Exactly

[waxen rose]

Absolutely horrifying darling. What next? Battlepass on laundry?

[normal owl]

Can't believe you were a serious kid camping in a wrecked car. Try running and come back when your cheap potato is destroyed. 😤

[misty marsh]

That sucked. Get good and then come back when your k/ds over 1

[stoic fulcrum]

Fighting words

[waxen rose]

If someone tells me this in a public lobby im gonna assume they have trouble putting sentences together

[normal owl]

Just a resourceful assembly of MS-approved trash-talking ingredients.

[waxen rose]

And maybe be a little scared (because their mom will yell at me over mic)

[misty marsh]

I'd quit halo from the damage

[waxen rose]

Halo 2 mp career? over.

Wade please save my career I need assistance

[meager linden]

Good no electricity evening people of Halo

[ocean herald]

When people message me for my poor halo performances (rare and uncommon) i usually just reply with “that was my little brother playing” (my brother is 24 and does not live with me)

[vagrant kettle]

I think it’s a good thing I don’t use voice chat

[formal vector]

Yeah

[small jolt]

I like ur name bro

[tranquil pollen]

someone know why in my account i have 0 missions in mcc? i mean i do it full, is a bug or something?

[waxen rose]

Thx king

[small jolt]

Np sir

[analog knot]

There are seemingly some MCC server issues this morning, wouldnt surprise me if stats are temporarily a little messy (Waypoint is totally broken for me). So wait until its over and check again

[tranquil pollen]

thx panda

[dawn juniper]

I can save you

[little scaffold]

Good morning, Spartans and Elites

[cosmic shoal]

Hi, quick question… I’m trying to create a public server in MCC, but it kicks me out of the match about 10 seconds after I create it. Is there some kind of issue, or is it just me?

[ocean herald]

yeah there's some kind of issue atm with that

[wanton harbor]

it's everyone

[cosmic shoal]

Ohh ok, thanks

[normal owl]

It's Vistaprint's personal touch that keeps me coming back 🥰

[candid tusk]

They're really good about making you feel like more than just a number, you're a real person they care about, <Customer Name>.

[amber mirage]

Who told you my name?

[normal owl]

I wholeheartedly agree and just want to say that you're one of my favorite people in the <SERVER> server, dearest <DISCORD_USER>!

[spare owl]

Hahahahaha Halo Studios you never fail to amaze me

Jackals in the server room people beware

[daring maple]

Devs actually aware mcc is still broken lol?

[zinc bear]

how

[daring maple]

Servers are down

[zinc bear]

oh. idk if that’s a dev issue more of a Microsoft server issue

[daring maple]

Ohh fair enough

[shut sail]

Wsg yall

[daring maple]

It has been 10+ hours now it seems

[zinc bear]

also, not many devs work on MCC anymore so you kinda just gotta deal with it. MCC is 12 years old now so

[daring maple]

It's a shame as it's the most popular one

[analog knot]

They will likely acknowledge it sometime today, they only started work a few hours so gotta wait it out 😄

[daring maple]

Ok thats fair 🙂

[analog knot]

But dont try to play matchmaking in the meantime

[daring maple]

Thanks

[analog knot]

The stacking bans can be really nasty

[zinc bear]

play halo peakfinite

[shut sail]

Nah go back to h5 trust

[zinc bear]

halo 5 never goes down tbh

[daring maple]

People still play that

[little scaffold]

Where's a channel to speak about the campaigns of each Halo and the guns and gameplay stuff?

[shut sail]

You'd be surprised

[daring maple]

Halo 5 was actually good ngl

[zinc bear]

#halo-discussion

[shut sail]

Online was peak

[daring maple]

Agreed the comp was the best part

[zinc bear]

I liked the campaign too

[daring maple]

Sus

[zinc bear]

I was top 500 in halo 5 during like 2022 cause I went hard on ranked

[shut sail]

Campaign was meh but I've always had a soft spot for the game itself

[daring maple]

The whole champ ranking made it worth something

[zinc bear]

The story was really good during the first 2 missions but then it fell off. Campaign was still fun tho. Had some of the best halo boss fights, which isn’t hard to hit tbh

[shut sail]

I think the idea of it was cool but the way they did it was meh

[zinc bear]

Exactly

[shut sail]

Like the idea of chief being hunted down sounds cool asf

[zinc bear]

By an ex oni assassin too

Hunt the truth gave me so many chills it’s so tuff

[shut sail]

Shoulda brought 6 back to do it lol

[zinc bear]

He’s dead

[shut sail]

Ya ik

Would been peak tho

[zinc bear]

Eh.. six wasn’t that good of a character imo. They were barley even a character

[shut sail]

Valid

[zinc bear]

I liked reach but noble team is really boring. I get how it’s supposed to be about reach and not noble team but for a team so important I felt like bungie could’ve put a little more work into their characters

[shut sail]

Ya definitely

[zinc bear]

Locke had potential though. Like a lot of potential. It’s a shame that their director sucked

[shut sail]

Hunt the truth was peak they should stuck with that

[naive surge]

you are six so uh be better :)

that goes for every blank slate self-insert in video games

[shut sail]

Fr my six had some crazy lore

[jade gust]

Six should remain dead, it would ruin the end of Reach

[shut sail]

Ya no I agree

[naive surge]

remain dead? never died :3

[jade gust]

Six has very little lore

Like, we know they are a Spartan III from Beta Company, did some off the books missions for ONI and had involvement in the Sabre program, that's all we know

[zinc bear]

you know what I mean, Deinony..

[zinc bear]

My Spartan has tons of lore but he hated noble team and isn’t noble six so

[shut sail]

Ya i know I mean lore i did in-game ig lol

[naive surge]

write some lore for ADV Eon Six

[zinc bear]

He fought on reach

And master chief loves him and is Marty o Donnell’s prophet

Is this peak?

[shut sail]

Yes

[zinc bear]

Wait is your pfp supposed to be a Titanfall pilot? They have the same color scheme or am I just going insane

[jade gust]

You're assuming there's been six versions of me

I think I'm on my third life?

[naive surge]

its one of the camouflage patterns from arma put on my ffxiv wol

[zinc bear]

Ohh

[pliant hatch]

put all 6 in h7.

[zinc bear]

Yeah Titanfall 1 is very militaristic and the pilots have that same color scheme

[zinc bear]

S-S-SIX SEVENNNN 😂😂😂👏👏

[shut sail]

https://tenor.com/view/67-south-park-67-south-park-6-7-6-gif-14392179381746723927

Oh no gifs is crazy

[calm fiber]

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[shut sail]

Give it to me

Right now or else

[zinc bear]

You just gotta be active, be a good person, and you’ll eventually get it

[naive surge]

https://armedassault.fandom.com/wiki/CTRG_Combat_Uniform#Overview had forgotten the name but i found it

[shut sail]

That's a lot of work

[zinc bear]

Yeah that’s tuff

[shut sail]

Ong

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/bungie-marathon-reboot-extraction-shooter-gif-12972091025766518165

[zinc bear]

Sorry

[jade gust]

I'm gonna send you to Tau Ceti

[ocean herald]

I was sadly not that impressed by Marathon

Art style is so cool, I just didn’t really care for the gameplay loop

[jade gust]

I want to try it out. Kinda regret not signing up to test but I had other stuff going on

But from what I hear from people who have played, it's leagues better than what was shown last year

I do wish they didn't have specific roles for the Runners and just let you mix and match abilities as to sell the idea that it's your runner but I imagine that's something they couldn't change without completely redesigning the systems already in place

[amber mirage]

I haven't tried it, but I'd be surprised if it does well, especially after how positive the reception to ARC has been, and how poorly received everything for Marathon has been.

[shut sail]

Holy paragraph

[jade gust]

That was hardly a paragraph

[analog knot]

7 words? me no read

[shut sail]

Ong

[analog knot]

frfr

[jade gust]

I've been keeping an ear to the ground regarding Marathon stuff. My bet is the best case scenario is it gains a dedicated following and they're able to keep it supported for a few years. But I doubt it's gonna be a "Concord 2.0" like I've seen some people call it

[ocean herald]

Maybe once the full thing is out I’ll come around

[jade gust]

Well, it's coming out on March 5th

[ocean herald]

Yeah definitely won’t be a Concord situation. I like that it’s $40

[jade gust]

Aye, which will discourage cheaters a bit more

[amber mirage]

It won't be a Concord, but I think this will probably still end up being the death knell for Bungie's plans for world domination.

[jade gust]

But at the same time, I can understand some people might not see Marathon being worth that much

[jade gust]

I think they gave up on those plans a while back

Like, either way, I can see Bungie likely having a bunch of stuff changing about how they operate regardless of if Marathon does well or not

[main lantern]

alo?

[ocean herald]

iirc Sony/ps had already done away with some of the freedom/autonomy they enjoyed after some missed targets with Destiny and the initial Marathon missteps

[jade gust]

Aye, they basically had to tell upper management to do better. Or something along those lines

[forest fossil]

im back

[ocean herald]

back in 24', idk if there's more recent news https://www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Article/newpath#:~:text=Let's unpack how we ended,could to avoid today's outcome.

"First, we are deepening our integration with Sony Interactive Entertainment, working to integrate 155 of our roles, roughly 12%, into SIE over the next few quarters. SIE has worked tirelessly with us to identify roles for as many of our people as possible, enabling us together to save a great deal of talent that would otherwise have been affected by the reduction in force.

Second, we are working with PlayStation Studios leadership to spin out one of our incubation projects – an action game set in a brand-new science-fantasy universe – to form a new studio within PlayStation Studios to continue its promising development. "

I don't recall what that 'new studio' is/was

[jade gust]

Likely not ready to talk about it

Like, projects live and die without seeing the light of day all the time in the industry

[waxen rose]

Holy paragraph mania

[ocean herald]

yeah true

this is more recent https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-cfo-says-marathon-is-expected-to-release-before-march-and-bungies-independence-is-getting-lighter/

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[zinc bear]

I was hyped but with all that stolen art I changed my mind about the game

[deep night]

marathon looks meh to me

[forest fossil]

we agree to disagree

[obsidian wyvern]

really nice sale

[swift cliff]

Hello, has anyone been experiencing issues on Halo the Master Chief Collection? Servers have been down for 12 hours and haven't seen anyone addressing anything.

[pliant hatch]

odd firefall placement as well.

[steady jolt]

Halo Studios are on the west coast, just after 11am for them. Likely will be looking at it now

[granite breach]

I too have a Spartan OC, he's a surviving Spartan-III Alpha. He's teamed up with a Spartan-III Beta, and a Spartan-III Gamma. Me and my homies whom made this team together are considering adding 2 more Spartans to the Fireteam.

[pliant hatch]

are you sending an invite to him?

[granite breach]

We're looking for a Spartan-II and a Spartan-IV for the team, then the entire team will be comprised of a Spartan from each generation and each faction from Spartan-IIIs.

[simple wave]

I guess I’ll stay off MCC until things get fixed.

[granite breach]

Depends on what kinda Spartan his Spartan is.

[granite breach]

What's wrong with it?

[pliant hatch]

server issues

[simple wave]

Server issues going on.

I will continue my halo infinite firefight sessions anyway.

Darn I gotta go put the tanks a lot coating back on the SPNKr I think the one I have makes it look closer to the H3 one.

Might be Olympus Tactical.

[granite breach]

Oh I see.

Also I never understood why/how Elites energy shields are able to survive a shot from the Spartan Laser.

[swift cliff]

@steady jolt You able to forward this info to the appropriate staff members?

Since there is no announcement from anyone I doubt they know

[pliant hatch]

they're aware.

[waxen rose]

I love how im saving… 0 dollars

[swift cliff]

?

[pliant hatch]

It'll be dbl credits for you.

[granite breach]

||dbl = Dragon Ball Legends.||

[pliant hatch]

support tickets have already been made a couple hours ago.

[jade gust]

They resolved that situation and the art director of the Marathon team when it happened resigned. I've seen some people speculate about some other reason behind him leaving, but I can imagine not wanting to be in charge of the art team after dealing with a situation like that

[zinc bear]

yeah that makes sense. bungie is still very bad tho so I’m not interested

[steady jolt]

^ this is the best way to make support teams aware

It will get to the right hands faster than me trying to reach out

[pliant hatch]

did you see jade's message to you?

[waxen rose]

I love fictional currency yesss
I didnt mean to reply to myself rip luke

[obsidian wyvern]

every time i see marathon gameplay i feel the urge to play again but i know i wont like it any more than the last time

[pliant hatch]

I'm not really into that art style.

[obsidian wyvern]

the art style was the only good thing about it imo

gameplay loop was boring, the ai were all bullet sponges and theyd send a swarm of them to you at once

if you managed to survive that, youd just die to a player straight after or vice versa

[zinc bear]

oh

[obsidian wyvern]

genuinely halo 2 legendary felt more balanced

[pliant hatch]

Also the gameplay, so I guess a double whammy.

[naive turret]

I'll probably peek in on any Narrative stuff that happens because the world of Marathon interests me

[zinc bear]

mines one of the surviving Spartan-IIs who was betrayed by a team of Spartan-IIIs he was in. I’m not super into his lore rn but that’s his backstory summarized

[naive turret]

But actually playing it eh

[obsidian wyvern]

im willing to say this was a skill issue but it also had so much to take in at once so tryna play the looter element and survive at the same time was not fun

[jade gust]

I want to play the original Marathon games before the new one, so that's gonna be my goal for the next month

[zinc bear]

I just heavily dislike bungie for the company they’ve become tbh

[indigo lotus]

More like triple whammy

[waxen rose]

Whatever game they're working on looks buns Im sorry

[forest fossil]

i found out that the opening cutscene track in halo 5 glassed is osiris suite act 2\

[waxen rose]

Forgor the name

[zinc bear]

Marathon

[waxen rose]

I dont wanna run

[zinc bear]

Hello my pfp twin ❤️❤️

[zinc bear]

Did you just mention spr*nt? Ima have to ban you

[waxen rose]

Bungie fans when sp*#nt mention

[zinc bear]

Marty o Donnell didn’t want sp*int

[naive turret]

Reach

[waxen rose]

Marty cant run anyways so what does he know about sprinting

[amber mirage]

He ran for office

[waxen rose]

Who is letting the house fly away

[amber mirage]

Didn't make it very far

[naive turret]

Meter must've run out

Good

[obsidian wyvern]

he pulled a stunt again recently, i cant remember what it was

[jade gust]

You'll need to if this thing is chasing you

[amber mirage]

I think he was trying to play table tennis or something. Asked for a Supreme sponsorship.

[zinc bear]

Is that Marty?

[waxen rose]

Id love it if the image could be brightened so I can see what im looking at

[naive turret]

Don't do the S'phit like that c'mon

[obsidian wyvern]

i need to watch that film

we were gonna watch it this week but making cinema plans is too much to ask apparently

[waxen rose]

Chud loser thinks he can become a athlete challanage impossible

[waxen rose]

Im so scared it looks like half life and half life fandom scares me more than halo 3 enjoyers

[naive turret]

The Grunge is definitely gone from Marathon now

[meager linden]

The what is that batman?

[amber mirage]

They're harmless. They've been starved for years.

[waxen rose]

They're like little hungry rats
Open the door and you get mauled

[naive turret]

The ritual memes after TGAs was pretty funny ngl

[zinc bear]

I’ll watch it with you and we can hold hands with little flowers

[zinc bear]

Half life fans suck

[naive turret]

Okay I see how it is.

[waxen rose]

Half life vr fans we love them

[tacit atlas]

TRXTH NXKE

[zinc bear]

Including you

[obsidian wyvern]

im good

[waxen rose]

No one wants to hold sweaty hands Dareal

[naive turret]

tbf as a H3 Campaign and now Half-Life fan, I must accept we can never get along.

[zinc bear]

Shut up freak that was never meant to escape to this server

[waxen rose]

IM CRINE

[zinc bear]

We both love helldivers so

[naive turret]

This is so sad Cortana play Never Forget.

[waxen rose]

I will... Remember yoouuu

[granite breach]

I can help with his backstory.

[zinc bear]

Bruh fed ex here and my dog crine

[zinc bear]

Ok

[waxen rose]

The fat dog or the chud dog which one

[zinc bear]

Both

[waxen rose]

Tell them to STOP NOW

[amber mirage]

I will now be watching Martin Superior tomorrow

[zinc bear]

Why did my mom just get a HUGE printer delivered and why are my dogs sniffing it

I had no knowledge of the huge printer of doom

[waxen rose]

What are we printing out im so scared

[zinc bear]

Hopefully a job application. For you

[waxen rose]

I have two jobs bro I am supporting this family

[zinc bear]

I have none so maybe I need one

[waxen rose]

What are you doing? Playing halo 5 800 hours every day?

[zinc bear]

Not possible but ok

[zinc bear]

All I have right now is that he’s a spartan-II and is best friends with Linda cause of course

[naive turret]

2 years of playtime in one day.

[zinc bear]

Did you use a calc for that?

[waxen rose]

Im new to stream what does calc mean

[untold plaza]

Are they fixing the mcc servers issues or does anyone know

[zinc bear]

Idk

[waxen rose]

Is this Niki

[jade gust]

They've brought back a bunch of grunge and dirt to the environments, but it is still pretty different from the original in terms of the visuals

[zinc bear]

Nikolai-010 dummy

[waxen rose]

Ugh I call him Niki bc we are besties like that

[misty marsh]

A what

[waxen rose]

(He wants me dead)

[zinc bear]

No he doesn’t he loves short people

[waxen rose]

Oh yuh his son I short I forgor

[zinc bear]

Calculator. You’re new to the stream right?

[zinc bear]

There’s no son you BUM stop giving him relationship lore

[misty marsh]

Ahh yeah im new to stream, thanks for clarifying

[waxen rose]

At least I didnt say bf

Unlike a certian someone

[zinc bear]

What’s my other one
The medic you drew I forgot his name

[granite breach]

We'll see what we can do for him.

[waxen rose]

I love him I also forgor what you named him

[zinc bear]

Oh yeah I have a spartan-IIII medic OC too

[granite breach]

Oh forreal? Nice!

[waxen rose]

I love medic ocs please keep them coming

Feed me seymour

[granite breach]

Medic is my go-2 Spartan on MCC.

[forest fossil]

whats the topic of conversation?

[zinc bear]

OCS