general-chat

[dry lintel]

we got intellectual, now we have intelligent

[analog knot]

Did we ever get any details on that outage that happened during infinites last update

[candid solar]

I caused it.

I willed it into existence.

[analog knot]

MCC had an outage once which had a nice technical writeup, it was a good read

[rare cedar]

[analog knot]

https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/mcc-server-incident-summary this one

when the mcc servers had a bug introduced almost 2 years ago I assumed we'd see something similar, or at least for the infinite thing 😦

Thank you for the duck reactions, my "trust me bro" panda brethren

[rare cedar]

IYKYK

The MCC issue lasted just under a week, whereas the infinite one was a day or two. I don’t see a write up as necessary, but I wouldn’t mind one as I find them interesting as well

[analog knot]

The whole "connecting session" thing has been almost two years now, that would be a good read

[muted rose]

April fools mcc incident, never forget

[analog knot]

At least with the connecting session bug you'll eventually find a game

Unlike the critical bug thats been around for >90 days 😦 We try again

[glad aspen]

https://fxtwitter.com/SteveDownes117/status/1930413233145295194

Steve Downes (@SteveDownes117)

You. Me. July 3-6. FanExpo Denver.
︀︀That’s right.. if you’re looking for something fun to do during the July 4th holiday, you can come on out to @fanexpodenver! Jen and I will be attending all 4 days, signing autographs, taking pictures and more! We will be at the Colorado Convention Center, July 3-6! Head over to @fanexpodenver for more information! Can’t wait to see you there! #masterchief #stevedownes #halo #unsc #xbox #spartan117 #finishthefight #haloinfinite #halocombatevolved #halo2 #halo3 #halo4 #halo5 #videogame #denver #colorado

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[candid solar]

I hope he makes a Bsky soon.

[slender carbon]

can someone dm a good btb clan discord, I wanna 12 stack 🙂

[round swallow]

[cedar turret]

#1076327824924872755

[waxen rose]

Deltarune today!

[frosty siren]

Master cheif you mind telling me what your doing at that expo...
Sir I'm blowing stuff up.

[faint mantle]

@candid solar i saw a frog on my run

[idle plume]

it looks cute

[fickle drift]

Snack

[candid solar]

Squishy frem

[dry lintel]

look at that natural camo

[frosty siren]

Forg

[sage schooner]

So, um, this isn't my username...

[faint mantle]

It is now

[frosty siren]

Lollll

[faint mantle]

Another frog

[frosty siren]

Ooh

That snail up to something thoe....

Did this snail figure out how to tame a frog so it can jump around and kill the guy with immortality?

[spare owl]

Lol

Crickets…

[sage schooner]

Why?

[frosty siren]

Why not

[peak trench]

We were not given names, only orders.
The ledger knows us not as men, but as motion.
When the seventh seal broke, we did not pray
we deployed.
What is sacred rots when left untouched.
So we touched it first

[simple bison]

Tried to play MCC on PC and was kicked by the easy anti cheat, idk what happened but now I’m banned

Does this happen a lot?

Only thing I can think of would be my vpn

[analog knot]

Without know more info, I can tell you every quit for any reason (unless you're the last 50% of the team and nobody rejoins) is treated by a ban that increases in length

So it starts at 5minutes and increases each ban, up to 24hours

[simple bison]

I’ll try it one more time if that doesn’t work I’m swapping back to infinite

I give up now it’s saying I betrayed team mates before the game even began ugh

[analog knot]

Unless you're being intentionally griefed by someone cheating im really unsure - but its hard without seeing what happened 😦

[simple bison]

Why don’t they use battleye instead? That would take care of the cheaters

[hearty flame]

why not use X anticheat over Y anticheat
As a Tarkov player, I assure you, no anti-cheat is the end-all, be-all. Anti-cheat effectiveness is only as effective as the game's primary developer can make it as well.

[simple bison]

Fair point

[hearty flame]

Especially when it comes to third-party anticheats where you have to partner with a company to develop tools together

Firstparty anti-cheats (I think Fortnite uses EAC which is currently owned and operated by Riot?) can often be a lot more effective because it's first-party. Microsoft, as far as I know, has no first-party anti-cheat for Xbox games.

[analog knot]

Fortnite rotates between BattlEye and EAC after set periods of time.

[hearty flame]

Yes I think that's because BattlEye has been developed for a long time with Unreal dedication

Namely the Arma games and Arma-adjacent games

[analog knot]

Also Epic owns EAC last I checked.

[hearty flame]

Yes I confused Riot and Epic because of the relationship between the two companies through Tencent

EG made Fortnite and I meant to say that

[analog knot]

Your comments before were correct though - an anti cheat is a tool / toolbox, it’s not the all solving answer.

Combating cheaters is a game of whackamole. Have to pair prevention with enforcement.

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[faint mantle]

Gus mornin Wade

[meager linden]

I finally maxed my SES destroyer in Helldivers

Good morning for you too, Merty

[faint mantle]

Nope, 22:35 over here

I just came back from a 7 km run. I would've done more but it got late and the park was getting empty

Which is a shame because my feet are killing me but my legs aren't, so I def could've done more

At least I took a couple of neat frog pictures, you can see them if you scroll up

[meager linden]

Not bad
I once have 10 km walk from my work back to my home

It took only 2 hours to reach my home

[faint mantle]

Gives you time to reflect, doesn't it

[meager linden]

Yeah, I saw them

[civic stone]

Nice!!!

Cool choice bro!!!

Yeah, you’re right, but if they want more console sales and Game Pass subscribers they should rebrand themselves, do something similar to what they did during the 360 era, I don’t know if I’m explaining myself well

[hearty flame]

Day 1 of prayge'ing for MCC or some Halo FPS action on the NS2

[azure swan]

hows my favorite channel doing today

somebody answer me

[meager linden]

Somebody currently sleeping or busy

[twilit pagoda]

is the snail riding the frog or just gooing it up for something?

[frozen snow]

....

arent frogs usually slimy 🤣

[lavish crane]

gm

[coarse kite]

I love spending my savings on halo infinite

[idle plume]

Are you making 60 dollars a month

[coarse kite]

Nope

[jade gust]

Hey so the new James Bond game looks good

[idle plume]

Idk he looks so young

[jade gust]

I don't mind that

[fickle drift]

It is a Bond origin story so that tracks

[lunar sparrow]

itw 4 am

[rare cedar]

School bus in Japan

[jade gust]

Oh to have rode on the Pikachu bus to school when I was a kid

[rare cedar]

Certainly would’ve been a flex

[jade gust]

Aye, I think before I properly judge the game, I want to see the full gameplay reveal. But what we have looks good

[fickle drift]

I’m wary about the driving model (assuming there are vehicle segments 🙏 ) since I don’t think IOI are familiar with that territory.
Overall optimistic though.

[idle plume]

I wonder if there are T-90 missions

[jade gust]

They've got a game they're publishing (Studio behind the game itself is called Build A Rocket Boy) and releasing in 5 days with driving in so I wouldn't be surprised if they got some assistance from the devs over there with driving mechanics for First Light

[fickle drift]

W school bus

[fickle drift]

Can we play halo together

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[fickle drift]

That’s fair, makes sense there’d be overlap.

The driving sections are typically the highlights for me in Bond games so fingers crossed

[frozen spoke]

where can i post photos

[steady jolt]

#1076327824924872755 if it's your own Halo content :)

[jade gust]

I have fond memories of the first level of Nightfire so hopefully it lives up to my memories of that when it comes to driving

[frozen spoke]

it is a real life content related to halo 😄

thanks a lot!

[meager linden]

How it's going people of Halo?

[fickle drift]

Great

[ancient lodge]

do all the long neck prophets die

there 3

[empty sable]

Play halo 2 and 3

[jade gust]

They didn't all die, they're mostly in hiding

[ancient lodge]

I know one dies

[jade gust]

We see three die across the games, but allot more died during Halo 2 when the Flood took over High Charity

Many did manage to flee, going into hiding

Though one is living on an Elite colony because he didn't want to betray them

[lean shoal]

Get into Arenas if ya is ONIX or Diomond so I can find a match please 🙇🏻

[waxen rose]

In the cavesss

[peak trench]

Halo

[fossil skiff]

4

[dire portal]

came dead?

[abstract walrus]

when is the next halo?

[frosty siren]

Why don't elites use trakata with energy sword duels

[keen hinge]

So apparently Lady Freakin’ Gaga has an IQ of 166???? Wha—???

[steady jolt]

Nothing has been announced yet, other than there being multiple projects being worked on :)

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/alfred-never-batman-smile-loyalty-gif-5163408

[keen hinge]

When your grandkids have grandkids lilbro

[abstract walrus]

damn

[fickle drift]

So true spork

[peak trench]

Word on the street is the 25th anniversary of Xbox but that just sounds like a reach. I feel like it's much sooner

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-turn-mr-fantastic-and-thing-mr-fantastic-2015-fantastic-four-2015-miles-teller-gif-14989446712125729322

[fickle drift]

That movie is peak

[molten pelican]

Best take of all time

[keen hinge]

Heh, reach. I see what you did there.

[muted rose]

That again

[fickle drift]

Thank spork

[faint mantle]

It's art, that's for you to figure out and give meaning to.

[frigid flume]

Chat how did humanity came up with such a wonderful franchise called Halo, it's genuinely very amazing

[abstract walrus]

Fr

[dry lintel]

I don’t remember this scene from whiplash

[fickle drift]

It’s in the directors cut

[frigid flume]

I bet I'm the biggest master chief fan here

[obsidian wyvern]

seeing this gif after watching that film did make me go woah

[fossil skiff]

Yeah?

[waxen rose]

9 billion years

[faint mantle]

Where's your signed toy? 😏

[trim saddle]

Oh dang

[muted rose]

I have a Steve signed battle rifle if we’re comparing

[trim saddle]

Minecraft Steve?

[muted rose]

Just styrofoam, not an actual bullpup unfortunately

[drowsy coyote]

At least you made it to the end

[obsidian wyvern]

of whiplash? why couldn't you lol

[faint mantle]

Now THAT I wanna see

[drowsy coyote]

What

[frosty siren]

Thats the thing

[muted rose]

https://discord.com/channels/471722331820130324/1380207763052953713

[frosty siren]

Ooh cool a rein pack... I only have the CE pack

[frigid flume]

This makes me #2

That's so sick

[faint mantle]

Actually you're #3, you should look at MIASpartan's message above 👀

[waxen rose]

Look at my bio, I AM number 3

[frigid flume]

Dang

[waxen rose]

get to the back of the chief fan line, Thoma😒

[waxen rose]

No one likes line cutters

[fossil skiff]

What if I’m disabling a landmine

[waxen rose]

Blarrgg

[jade gust]

Depends on the landmine. Might be better to wedge rocks underneath and hope the person standing on it doesn't make sudden movements

[waxen rose]

Ultimate solution: stand back and throw the rocks at it

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-look-rocks-doctor-who-tom-baker-fourth-doctor-gif-16292960677501223026

[coarse warren]

is anyone on mcc?

[frosty siren]

https://tenor.com/view/yesnt-yeah-no-yes-and-no-yes-no-gif-27636333

[analog knot]

Many people 😄

(okay many is relative but you can play any of the games in matchmaking thats pretty nice)

[waxen rose]

Im not on my copy of mcc

I prefer to stand beside it instead

[jade gust]

I prefer not to stand on top of most of my disks

[waxen rose]

I only stand on my halo 5 disk, thats it

When I see a puddle on the ground I don't put my jacket on it - I put my halo 5 disk on it

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spider-verse-facepalm-miguel-o'hara-spider-man-2099-gif-1095378466475493525

[waxen rose]

Its the gentleman-ly thing to do

[vapid siren]

dont make me get the books and signed games out alongside the selfies

CE, 2, Infinite, plus Encyclopedia

[waxen rose]

Okay slay ig dang

[faint mantle]

I won't make you, any touches will reduce their value

[peak trench]

🌈

Rainbow skin when or did I miss it

[coarse kite]

What I wouldn’t give to have that

[safe dawn]

fun fact: most landmines don't detonate from the pressure being released, it's the application of pressure in the first place that triggers it

[safe dawn]

from like a year ago

[steady jolt]

https://www.threads.com/@halo/post/DKXb4GTJHL0?xmt=AQF0FQNiaM5zEM0RsOc4ns_Z7VG8c8MHSRHc5iKw4EbPTQ

[jade gust]

As someone who has made sure to never stand on one in his life, this is useful to know

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/run-explosions-gif-13620594

[coarse kite]

This armor coating is peak

[coarse kite]

So as soon as you step on it you’re done for?

[peak trench]

Oh I meant an entirely rainbow one but that one is cool too

[waxen rose]

Spilled oil on my armor💕
Love

[coarse kite]

True

[faint mantle]

had to

[waxen rose]

Nice fanfic cover

[faint mantle]

It's from Hellposters

Apparently the site's been taken down.

[waxen rose]

That's radical

Wait nvm thats not radical

[vapid geode]

i thought tactical exercises were every 14 days not 28?

[meager linden]

I thought helldiver holding melee weapon that reminds chainsaw

[safe dawn]

what?

[vapid geode]

every 14 days i thought the tactical exercises refershed but it says 26 days remaining.

[safe dawn]

what are you talking about

there are no tactical excercises in halo

[vapid geode]

Halo MCC bud

is this infinite only chat? i didnt realize if so

[hasty zinc]

this is general

not specific to any game

[safe dawn]

no I just haven't played MCC in ages and have no clue what you're talking about lol

[vapid geode]

ya general chat for halo thought it was fair to ask a question about MCC?

[hasty zinc]

I mean you can, nothing stopping you

[vapid geode]

all good

[steady jolt]

We have #halo-discussion for more Halo focused stuff, and #1076337363770417172 for legacy / MCC stuff

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[analog knot]

They are monthlies and they just reset

[vapid geode]

thanks

25 wins in competitive for 2 spartan points doesnt seem that great. It was hard to even find a match last i played.

would be nice if it was just "complete" 25 matches not actually win them. I dont even have any friends that play mcc with.

[analog knot]

I have given the feedback repeatedly - again just yesterday! - that the competitive challenges should be PLAY not WIN

[vapid geode]

totally agree

[analog knot]

Completely agree with you. Most people wont waste their time on WIN challenges in ranked when they will match players whose ranks have been locked by cheaters at lower levels and get stomped on repeat

But open the queues up a bit and let them simply PLAY? Now you have some participation

I would LOVE to see the completion rate on that monthly challenge. It has to be abyssmal. But also I doubt anyone checks it anymore.

[vapid geode]

yup i only just got back into MCC and could only find 3 matches in H3 doubles. the 3rd match had a cheater just flying around 1 shotting us.

[waxen rose]

Tactical exercises like touching grass 🤷‍♂️

[vapid geode]

I wish they would just tune the challenges a bit. Some are way too hard or take too much time for such lil reward.

[analog knot]

Yes, these should be simple to change. And they used to have more variance. For example, the moas were in different locations every week. At some point it was reduced to the bare minimums we have now, where its the exact same challenges every other week

Oh well, we play until it shuts down 😄 and then we play some more

and before someone removes my post, I'm not implying there have been any announcements about MCC shutting down etc, its simply a sentiment. thanks

[waxen rose]

As is the circle of life gaming

[vapid geode]

its rumored to come to PS5 so dont think it will shutdown soon

i do think the devs should fix it a bit for the new players tho

[analog knot]

Its strictly that, a rumor - game has major issues on the platform its designed for, good luck with dragging all of that debt to a new platform

[hearty flame]

I think a rumour even more rooted in reality is Halo on the Switch. Now that CoD is coming to Nintendo consoles again, it's totally fair game.

[analog knot]

My personal belief is msoft would want xbox cloud gaming on other consoles - and then boom, magically their entire catalog is available without the need for every title to be ported 😄

[hearty flame]

Cloud gaming needs better infrastructure before that happens imo

[covert dove]

[lapis ivy]

Hey yo how's everyone?

[civic stone]

Good good, you?

[lapis ivy]

👍

[civic stone]

Good, what are you doing?

[lapis ivy]

Nothing atm just chilling after my doctor's appointment

[peak trench]

You can stop me if you'd like to

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/ZVOP.gif

[civic stone]

How was it?

[lapis ivy]

Good hopefully after a lab work but good so far

[civic stone]

Nice nice

[vagrant kettle]

The thing I hate the most about halo is being teamed with stupid little recruits who don’t know what an objective is.

[hasty zinc]

that's rude

[peak trench]

Pew pew, pew pew

[vagrant kettle]

Ts pmo

[muted rose]

🥀 💔 they’re just exploring bro

Leave the blueberries alone

[vagrant kettle]

Yeah I need to cut them more slack sometimes

[hasty zinc]

are you helping them learn about how the game works?

be the change you want to see

[muted rose]

Yes because that’s they only possible way to improve is to play with a stack and get coached

[civic stone]

I could be perfectly a recruit Hunter is talking about
I'm EXTREMELY bad at fps games lol

[muted rose]

On a more realistic note there’s only one way they’ll learn

You might get annoyed or feel bad for them but it’s the way it rolls

[obsidian wyvern]

I have like 1.5k hours in infinite and I could be too

actually wait don't know objectives, nvm I'm not that bad. I just can't aim lol

[civic stone]

Man, wish I was better sincerely lol

[civic stone]

Same for me lol

[muted rose]

Your the grunt then

[meager linden]

How to return back hours(on games that i'm playing) on Xbox app on PC or isn't possible?

[indigo lotus]

It's best to help new players is to explain on the game mode's objective for example.

[obsidian wyvern]

like, reset your playtime?

[meager linden]

No, returning back to hours, i don't want to see days

[obsidian wyvern]

oh, stay under 1 day then lol

[meager linden]

On infinite i have 46.4 days lol, maybe it's a lot

[obsidian wyvern]

1.1k hours so yeah

[meager linden]

And i don't want to install infinite from steam. because i bought campaign on xbox app lol

[meager linden]

Not bad at all

[obsidian wyvern]

..I've got like double that lol

I didn't realise I played that much of this game

[meager linden]

On Factorio(From steam) i have 3737.1 hours played

Also, Borderlands on steam currently on sale

[obsidian wyvern]

free*

[stuck wind]

Hey is it reasonable to get very angry at someone who just called me the R word in MCC when I’m Autistic

[vagrant kettle]

When would it not

[worldly sedge]

I think I have 1,574 hours so far in Infinite

MCC still takes number one for longest because I played it day one

[stuck wind]

Played a match of slayer in reach, the rest of my team left me, so I stayed because I didn’t want this match to go for nothing

Then the enemy team started throwing swears and slurs at me, including the r word

[hexed geyser]

i dont like mean people

[stuck wind]

Yeah I don’t know how to feel about this now, I kind of don’t want to play MCC anymore if this is how people will act

[hexed geyser]

i wanna send my switch 1 era with a bang so should i get mario kart 8 or smash bros as my last game

[stuck wind]

Getting called the r word hurts my morale bad, not to mention my feelings

[hexed geyser]

my advice is do custom games with some pals so you wont hear mean people

[stuck wind]

I wanted to stay to gain match XP, then he got angry at me for staying because I’m wasting his time

[hexed geyser]

oh

anyone got any ideas for my last switch game before switch 2

where is everyone

[lapis ivy]

(lights lantern) we're here and ( blow's it out)

[candid tusk]

Ring Fit Adventure.

[stuck wind]

I need a break from all halo, like due to this, I feel awful

[fickle drift]

Here

[hexed geyser]

ssbu or mk8dx?

[lime cedar]

idk

[candid tusk]

Take a break to play Ring Fit Adventure.

[jade gust]

I need to use my Ring Fit more but alas, I don't have the space

[candid tusk]

I need to get back to it as well. :/

[lapis ivy]

You mean to tell you don't have smash bros ultimate?

[steady jolt]

Sorry to hear this, you should be able to report those users. If it was in party chat you can use Xbox reporting tools. There is also the Halo Support site to report players from game chat, though you may need a recording

[hexed geyser]

i mean my & my 10y/o bro were sharing SSBU & i wanna get it for myself

[lapis ivy]

Go for it I have it but I'm disappointed that dlc ended with sora

[hexed geyser]

yeah why no Crash 😦

[lapis ivy]

That and a few extras before that

[hexed geyser]

if SSB6 comes out who do you think'll be added?

[indigo lotus]

What’s even worse. They didn’t even bother putting Wailuigi as dlc character.

[analog knot]

You can leave the game without being banned if over half the team leaves, thats probably why they were frustrated

(not defending them, just explaining)

[lapis ivy]

Hopefully they add playable bosses like galleom for example @hexed geyser

[hexed geyser]

yeah

[lapis ivy]

I know right?

Like master hand came in as a one time playable character in the world of light mode in ultimate

[vagrant kettle]

Man I’m sorry that happened

[lapis ivy]

Man I want to play halo infinite more often if more forge content were to be added

[indigo lotus]

I was surprised they made master hand a playable character at that time. I always wonder if both Master and Crazy hand would be made playable.

[stuck wind]

I didn’t expect him to be such a jerk for me staying though

[lapis ivy]

Yeah I know right that would be cool I was also surprised about that too and I thought it was a bluff lmao

Ngl it made us feel all powerful playing as the master hand

[lapis ivy]

Wdym?

[analog knot]

That definitely wasnt warranted, im sorry that happened to you.

[stuck wind]

I gave Xbox support a description on what happened and reported the guy, however I am still mentally demoralized, I know people throw these insults daily but for someone like me who actually has something, I hate it

I don’t know if I should continue playing halo

[analog knot]

The best I can offer is that usually those reports are followed up on - and if you do decide you'd like to play again, I'd be happy to play together 🙂 I know its not much, but as someone who still plays daily I'd enjoy that!

The people who act that way don't represent MCC / Halo at large, you can be sure of that

[obsidian wyvern]

its better to leave

you dont get a penalty, and you dont waste anyones time

though there are people who take it way too far like in your case

[stuck wind]

I’m sorry I don’t think I could play halo now after what just had happened, I’m sorry guys

Goodbye, and finish the future fight Spartans.

[obsidian wyvern]

were you not the guy like 3 days away from hero in infinite

no nvm

[jade gust]

Why'd they leave the server?

Like, they know they can still be on this server and not be actively playing the game, right?

[obsidian wyvern]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[waxen rose]

Maybe I will... When I feel like it

Oh he left… bye king 💔

[molten pelican]

My man got trauma lmao

[calm pine]

I Play Bass

[fickle drift]

How many strings

[calm pine]

4

[hasty zinc]

how many lights though?

[fickle drift]

That's the real question lol

[calm pine]

Sorry wdym?

With lights?

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bK49h.gif

[fickle drift]

I was thinking club lights, for the other sort of bass

[calm pine]

Ohh

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/rXyisG6rfz5.gif

[calm pine]

Ok

But im still a begginer

Know Some Riffs

[fickle drift]

That's cool though, my only experience with guitar was some acoustic at school

[calm pine]

I also Play guitar

But Not so good like as Bass

I like Thrash or Crossover

But are fast Riffs to Play

Not so easy

[forest lagoon]

I play guitar!
But every time I hang out to jam with friends, I somehow end up playing bass

[fickle drift]

I play the drums

[steady jolt]

Guitar player here, pining for some free time to actually play my birthday present 😭

[fickle drift]

I hope you can get the free time you need

[calm pine]

Drums I Played but im Not good

Too hard

[fickle drift]

Keep practicing

[calm pine]

With guitar happens that I got a Strat

[molten pelican]

aye I'm learning, quite fun

[fickle drift]

True

[calm pine]

I would like to have a flying v

[forest lagoon]

I haven't separated my left foot from my hands to play a drum kit

[molten pelican]

Surprisingly have not had an issue with that

[steady jolt]

If I had a sound proofed space big enough for drums, I'd absolutely have a kit

[forest lagoon]

Same

[molten pelican]

Need to get an electric tbh

[steady jolt]

I do like the looks of those wireless drum sticks though

[molten pelican]

Just don't love the feel, but cycling through different kits is addicting

[forest lagoon]

Aren't those just, drum sticks?

[molten pelican]

Nah, the pad of the electric bounces differently

[steady jolt]

https://youtu.be/fCgRjHV3_Uo?feature=shared

[molten pelican]

I did learn roll call

[forest lagoon]

No I mean, drumsticks don't have wires in general lol

[steady jolt]

That thumbnail is something else

[steady jolt]

Yeah, I couldn't remember the name of them 😅

[molten pelican]

I can't find the gif of rodrick air drumming

[molten pelican]

The wireless ones don't yes

[forest lagoon]

Tbh, that thumbnail is how I imagined stckr looks irl

[steady jolt]

Ahahaha

Close 😛

[forest lagoon]

What are wired drumsticks‽‽‽

[molten pelican]

The ones with the wires in them

https://tenor.com/view/loki-this-guy-head-shake-gif-12591827

[calm pine]

For me is hard to Play Drums with the Pedal

I don't know How drummers Can do that

[molten pelican]

The trick is to use your foot and not your hands

[trim saddle]

Also practice.

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/drum-drums-drumming-drummer-milesteller-gif-5028605

[calm pine]

Clear

https://tenor.com/view/bass-kitty-cat-playing-bass-pet-gif-17601567

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-to-you-gif-27199027

[hexed geyser]

guy i've decided what switch game to get

i'll get Mario Odyssey

[dry lintel]

wow this guy sucks, what kinda technique is that

[waxen rose]

My familys secret technique passed down generation to generation… gone in an instant 💔

[fickle drift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMgRAiGV3hQ

[molten pelican]

Must be some amateur tbh

[livid lion]

Anyone know how to report a bug? I spotted a bug in Infinite that an invisible Brute is driving an invisible Wraith on Ordo ‘Mal HVT mission, and it’s annoying

[fickle drift]

https://support.halowaypoint.com/hc/en-us - Can submit bug reports on the official support site.

[livid lion]

Actually, I’ll just quit and relaunch the game first. If that didn’t work, I’ll just report it

[hexed geyser]

nah im getting 3 months of gamepass ultimate

[willow chasm]

Is halo 5 dead? Do people still play it

[waxen rose]

Braking news: halo 5 is found alive today in a shocking turn of events

[hexed geyser]

i didnt know there was news for cars

[willow chasm]

@waxen rose just wondering

[waxen rose]

Minor spelling mistake… now im gonna be sent to the pit 😞

[fickle drift]

Which version

[waxen rose]

The fnaf version

[dry lintel]

break

[waxen rose]

I KNOW I SPELLED IT WRONG HUSH

[stuck wind]

Well Spartans, I guess in back, but I need a quick break from halo so ill still chat with you guys

[waxen rose]

Hi welcome back I hope you're okay!

[stuck wind]

The stuff that happened early it, it sucked man

[waxen rose]

I totally understand :(
I hope youre doing better now

[worldly sedge]

Rewatching Episode 2, this is actually a good film not gonna lie. Just people don’t like it because of the dialogue

[molten pelican]

It's been like 3 hours lol

[worldly sedge]

I actually felt tears when Anakin tried to save his mother

[molten pelican]

I enjoy 2 and 3 despite some of the dialogue for sure

[worldly sedge]

I also like the Kamino theme, very ominous and catchy

[fickle drift]

SPORK!!!!!

[molten pelican]

what

[fickle drift]

How I missed you

I missed destroying you in halo 1

Remember me from MCC?

[molten pelican]

No

[stuck wind]

I’ll need it after what happened in a match of reach Just a few hours ago

[molten pelican]

My MCC username isn't spork lol

[fickle drift]

We were doing 1v1 and I kept taking your stock

[fickle drift]

It'll get better eventually <3

If you want to go again, we can and let the whole server watch

I don't get why you don't even time your melee right

[molten pelican]

I haven't seen this type of trolling in a while, definitely a classic lol

[fickle drift]

Trolling? @dense lintel was there

[covert wagon]

Does anyone play Invasion?

[molten pelican]

Aye if you're looking for people to play you can make a post in #lfg-social

[fickle drift]

But man, it's nice seeing you again

[molten pelican]

Ok

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[fickle drift]

Just wanted to say that thing

[dense lintel]

@fickle drift why did I get @ lol

[stuck wind]

I lost my roles when I left, where’s the roles channel again

[fickle drift]

Remember when I was beating Spork in 1v1?

[dense lintel]

Nah you got the wrong person 😟

[safe dawn]

#roles ...

[stuck wind]

Nvm found it

[fickle drift]

No it's definitely you. It's been some time though since it happened

[safe dawn]

# . _ . #

[fickle drift]

Halo 1 MCC

[molten pelican]

They're trolling dw bout it

[safe dawn]

there also casually being like 20 raidens in the server:

[fickle drift]

You was trash talking too and I proved you both wrong

[safe dawn]

spork isn't the guy to trash talk tho (unless he is)

[molten pelican]

Unfortunately multiple sporks, but none with image perms

[fickle drift]

Was talking about Raiden

[safe dawn]

you said both....

[molten pelican]

no I actually like banter lol

[stuck wind]

Oh I got a question? What’s everyone’s favorite halo game, for me it’s a tie between 1 and infinite

[safe dawn]

ok this guy is 100% a troll who can't even keep his story straight lol

[safe dawn]

Halo 5

[molten pelican]

What is halo 1

[stuck wind]

Wait CE

CE/1

[fickle drift]

Both was referring to me not being a good halo player

[safe dawn]

.... go take some english classes.

[dry lintel]

??? what?

[safe dawn]

what??

you've confused me with your confusion bc this is a very simple discussion to follow

[dry lintel]

wasnt talking to you

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/african-kid-africa-thinking-calculate-hmm-gif-14333456070094555182

[dry lintel]

wtf is halo ce

[safe dawn]

are you... dense?

[stuck wind]

I’m not sure if that’s bait or you don’t know what Combat evolved is

[dry lintel]

literally doesnt involve you

[faint mantle]

https://youtu.be/N11I-YtyLf8

[dry lintel]

you are literally insane

[steady jolt]

Chill

[safe dawn]

and you are acting like you got hacked

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/vic-rvb-chill-pill-gif-14270820

[dry lintel]

i've never heard of this game in my life

[hexed geyser]

youngins theses days

[safe dawn]

yeah no he's either hacked or isn't the actual hannibal bc his little brother took his phone

bc the actual hannibal knows what CE is

[dry lintel]

nah yall just talking about some made up game that clearly doesnt exist

[stuck wind]

I personally recommend CE, amazing game

[faint mantle]

His account, his responsibility

[hexed geyser]

hannibal its not april 1st

[molten pelican]

No one understands sarcasm lol

[waxen rose]

Unggoy farmer when

[safe dawn]

o7 hannibal, we await your return on a new account (assuming that doesn't get bonked for evading a ban)

[dry lintel]

why would I get banned for this

[safe dawn]

I just can't tell lol

[safe dawn]

hacked account

[dry lintel]

where

[safe dawn]

if it is hacked, again, I cannot tell if you're just being sarcastic or not

[faint mantle]

@dry lintel wanna play the Master Chief Collection later?

[dry lintel]

no

[faint mantle]

Infinite?

[safe dawn]

damn

[faint mantle]

Hah, get modded

[molten pelican]

Hate that rule

[stuck wind]

CE anniversary tho, the lightening

[dry lintel]

no but the message is unique

[faint mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/stickbuglol-gif-21742888

[molten pelican]

Love it at the same time heh

[hexed geyser]

is hannibal trolling us

[safe dawn]

I don't know

[safe dawn]

lightening? you mean lightning?

[dry lintel]

the only sane person here

[molten pelican]

Thanks

[hexed geyser]

i think he means lighting

[molten pelican]

You mean lightening

[stuck wind]

Yeah lightning

[safe dawn]

nah he means litening II targeting pod

[dry lintel]

teeth whitening

[safe dawn]

I love when my autocorrect defaults to Spanish despite NO SPANISH ANYTHING BEING INSTALLED ON MY COMPUTER

the three installed keyboards are literally english, japanese, and russian

[dry lintel]

I already have the collectors edition

[hexed geyser]

are you Hannibals brother

[dry lintel]

im me, you can stop asking that now

[hexed geyser]

oh ok

[molten pelican]

Yeah but is yours signed by Dadab himself

[obsidian wyvern]

rekruit lmfao

[mortal grove]

I love halo

[faint mantle]

Hello me, how are you today?

[dry lintel]

good. but like why did you ask me to play halo, what tactic was that

[obsidian wyvern]

does primus not use the internet

[hexed geyser]

hey im a Mii not you

[faint mantle]

I haven't played Halo in a long time, I was wondering if you would like to.

[stuck wind]

I’ll just play firefight or campaign for now, to give me some time to recover after what happened in MP

[obsidian wyvern]

has Jonah not been on the internet for that long

[faint mantle]

The last thing I played was Halo Wars 2 and it got cut short because a Scarab got veterancy 3.

[fickle drift]

He'd have to find the four Cyber-Planet Keys to get a connection.

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/gregzaj1-i-didnt-understand-that-reference-i-dont-understand-that-reference-gif-17729473301930187203

I hate how choppy that is

[dry lintel]

no but feel free to ask my clan leader @jolly willow and you can join one of our future play sessions

[obsidian wyvern]

this is the worst gif I've ever seen

you should lose inheritor

[molten pelican]

It doesn't even start right

[fickle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-cybertron-primus-wake-up-meme-gif-26379440

[obsidian wyvern]

give it to Hannibal so he can troll some more

[molten pelican]

Hey Shdup dynf I earned this with my blood sweat and tears

[mortal grove]

I like captian america too

[stuck wind]

I didn’t grow up in a environment like that I got to admit. So I’m still getting use to all of this stuff

[obsidian wyvern]

I tear up when I see you talking

[molten pelican]

I didn't know we were that close dang

[obsidian wyvern]

it's unfortunate but it's smthn you gotta get used to 😔

could block messages as a whole but then you miss the good too

[molten pelican]

I wasn't gone for that long

[obsidian wyvern]

my ears also bleed when I hear u talk

[fickle drift]

You were gone?

Wait that sounded harsh

[obsidian wyvern]

nono you said what we were all thinking

[dry lintel]

thats harsh?

[molten pelican]

You've heard me

[winter flame]

you were gone too long bro i missed you

[dry lintel]

omg recon18 hiiiii

[winter flame]

❤️

[molten pelican]

Thank you Recon ❤️

[dry lintel]

that heart was for me

[obsidian wyvern]

wow recon and recruit, 2 of the worst helmets in the game

and they both love each other, tragic

[winter flame]

hi hannibal i appreciate u

[obsidian wyvern]

he hates 5!!

he's deceiving you

[dry lintel]

recon18 has the best xbox 360 gamerpic in the whole function

[molten pelican]

Recon you and icky are invited to see me wreck dynf in titanfall 2 come 2028

[obsidian wyvern]

didn't we say 2026 you mf

[molten pelican]

I haven't played video games for like 2 months 😭

[winter flame]

i dont hate 5 thats a lie

revenant u are a liar smh

[fickle drift]

Gonna get that PC port soon trust.

[obsidian wyvern]

Recon18 - I hate halo 5 (6/5/23)

[molten pelican]

JANUARY 29TH, 2028

I NEED PREP TIME

[obsidian wyvern]

got the time stamp and everything bro

[dry lintel]

respawn gonna nuke the servers by then js

[fickle drift]

I was gonna say is the prep waiting for EA to sunset the game lol

[obsidian wyvern]

they gotta use those servers for apex

[dry lintel]

oh right for season 74

[molten pelican]

We probably won't make it to 2028 lol

the game, I think we will be alive

[obsidian wyvern]

you're right

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-now-gif-8259067036335066552

[molten pelican]

already took an L dynf before we even got close

[obsidian wyvern]

I will make up for it in 2028

[molten pelican]

I'm gonna get freaking wiped tbh

[dry lintel]

well yeah

[obsidian wyvern]

wait how does this make sense

[winter flame]

wym

[obsidian wyvern]

you overestimate me

[molten pelican]

2 L's in one night smh

[obsidian wyvern]

you disagreed with spectral whilst agreeing

[molten pelican]

Wait lmao

[dry lintel]

on the day of our lord too

[molten pelican]

Back when Zug was alive

[dry lintel]

never forget

[obsidian wyvern]

we'll see him when the next wave of infinite cosmetics comes just wait

[winter flame]

i cant read

[molten pelican]

True

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah I figured

[dry lintel]

who tf is zug

[fickle drift]

Were you in those Legendary runs with Icky Recon

[obsidian wyvern]

zugzuglife, how could you forget

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/he-is-a-legend-mufc-wayne-rooney-football-legendary-gif-17138456

[dry lintel]

all I got on google was a city in switzerland

[obsidian wyvern]

he was obsessed with infinite cosmetics

won't be surprised if he owns most of the items

[dry lintel]

bet he lives there

[obsidian wyvern]

he was in our laso runs 😩

[glad idol]

Hey! Anyone know how to fix a bug in the Halo 2 campaign co-op on Master Chief Collection? My co-op partner keeps getting kicked after every mission

[obsidian wyvern]

what is this

[molten pelican]

@pulsar cobalt are you of existence

[molten pelican]

Uhhh

[calm fiber]

You may refer to #1075989764026675210 if you are in need of community based assistance. This is strictly community sourced and operated and is not staffed by any official members of the Support team.

For official support, you'll need to go to the Halo Support site: https://aka.ms/HaloSupport

[glad idol]

Many thanks!

[obsidian wyvern]

what is that

[molten pelican]

Holy large!

[molten pelican]

Idk lol

[dry lintel]

when the function got fun activities

[molten pelican]

It's a shame Rev hasn't been invited to one of attorneys famous parties

[dry lintel]

crashed on the way

[molten pelican]

lmfao

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah had to take out spork before he could reach there

[molten pelican]

lmfao x2

wait why are we pretending to be enemies anyways it's a little corny lol

[dry lintel]

because deep down yall are too afraid to say how you really feel

[molten pelican]

real

[dry lintel]

it is june

[waxen rose]

I love June!

[molten pelican]

That is not what I meant

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[oak ibex]

It is pride month

[waxen rose]

I cant do the Gangnam style Chief emoji so I cant express how I feel about this

[frosty siren]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-point-homer-simpson-simpsons-nelson-muntz-gif-16163203

[waxen rose]

Yeah yeah, laugh it up😔

[earnest quiver]

They should sort it out with kisses

[frosty siren]

I'm done laughing...

[waxen rose]

Okay! Yay!

[waxen rose]

Joy!

[signal tide]

SHEEEESH

[hasty zinc]

@steady jolt granddaughter is watching Stargate 🤣

he's probably sleeping but will see when he wakes up lol

she's not paying attention to anything or anyone except stargate

[muted rose]

The emoji of indescribable pain and sadness

[steady jolt]

The first thing Cassie was engrossed in was when we were watching The Lord of the Rings. She was only about 5 months old at that point lol

[lapis ivy]

Hey @obsidian wyvern how's it going hi@oak ibex

[fickle drift]

You didn’t ping me

[lapis ivy]

Hi @fickle drift

[fickle drift]

Ty

[hasty zinc]

no love for me smh

https://tenor.com/v5MgRgZVxgu.gif

[fickle drift]

True

[lapis ivy]

🙃

[hasty zinc]

how you doing doorless

[fickle drift]

Hey I exist 😔

[lapis ivy]

Nothing I can complain and you?

[hasty zinc]

chillin

[lapis ivy]

Just got my roscato wine restocked btw

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/ckZfJsdmat5.gif

[fickle drift]

Me last week

[lapis ivy]

Man I should change my name from doorless to the landscaper lol

Cause of forge

[fickle drift]

Hi landscaper439

[lapis ivy]

That does it

[ashen ice]

Hello

[jolly willow]

👀

[ashen ice]

Is there anyone that can help me out to fix my spawns in my infection map? Would be greatly appreciated

[candid tusk]

#1231006559539036233 might be a good place if you haven't already posted in there.

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[lapis ivy]

Also spent one night watching critters movies 1 through 4

[waxen rose]

Bro is gonna go beast mode or whatevah

[primal pelican]

SHEEEESH

[lapis ivy]

😱

[leaden gorge]

anyone on that has basic scripting knowledge?

[quaint kettle]

I have been summoned

[barren flame]

Does anyone remember a clan called TCK (True Combat Kings) I remember being a part of it during halo 5 days, I left and they said I couldn’t join back untill I was 17, just wondering if that was a small 40 member clan or an actual group with hundreds of members

[barren flame]

Oh wow I didn’t even see that ngl

Oh nvm it’s 1 year ago💔

[obsidian wyvern]

he's probably still in there

[barren flame]

DURTY DANS HERE?

I remember that guy

[oak ibex]

!!!

[frosty siren]

Evening Doctor

I guess morning actually since it's 12:13 am

[oak ibex]

Yes

[frosty siren]

Just saying hello

; )

[oak ibex]

Omg hiiiii

[frosty siren]

I think go to bed lol

I should*

[oak ibex]

And?

[simple bison]

I want a Craig poster for my bedroom

[oak ibex]

Get it

[frosty siren]

Thats it really

Out of a new game is comeinf to z box tommor.... I guess today***

[oak ibex]

!!!!

You need to sleep

[frosty siren]

Wanna know what the game thoe is lol

[oak ibex]

Game can wait

[frosty siren]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zone-zero-logo-gif-2195328332440205483

Welp now I sleep

Good nigh... morning I guess lol

[oak ibex]

Afternoon

https://tenor.com/view/attention-heels-heels-high-heels-warnng-heels-gif-14491519804408722994

[obsidian wyvern]

there was a rock band one that looked decent

nvm was a tshirt

[tight remnant]

It would be cool if they one day made an actual craig song

[waxen rose]

BOULIVARD OF BROKEN CRAIGS
That's the song

[obsidian wyvern]

was listening to that a few hours ago

[jagged plank]

My voice chat and text chat isn’t working in Infinite is there a way to check if I’m banned or somethin since I got no notification

[lucid portal]

is the halo campaign getting dlcs?

[obsidian wyvern]

no

[sturdy terrace]

Only Campaign DLC we gotten in a Halo game outside patches to fix stuff and so on was the two tied to Halo Wars 2.

There is currently no upcoming story DLC announced or hinted at.

[simple wave]

missed the channel topic, sorry

[fickle drift]

hi

iiii miiss you

[steady jolt]

It's down to development resources more than any of that

[signal wedge]

in another universe Halo Wars 3 would have been announced and a canon Halo show would already be on it's 5th season

[jade gust]

The studio is primarily focused on other projects, only a small crew works on Infinite these days

Also like, they literally gave us new weapons in the form of the MA5K Avenger, Fuel Rod SPNKr and Mutilator shotgun

Sounds very much like you are judging

[obsidian wyvern]

a good show*

[steady jolt]

It's a lot more work that people realise to push stuff like this out, especially when you don't have a full team working on it like you would pre-launch

There's also been more than just shop updates in the last few months

There's still been a lot more than that dropped in the last few months - a ton of Forge updates and additions (there's way too much here to list), 3rd Person camera, New weapons (Mutilator, SPNKR, MA5K Avenger), more weapons on the weapons bench, expansion of coatings across items, weapon balance changes

That's just what I can get from a really brief glance through the patch notes: https://support.halowaypoint.com/hc/en-us/sections/4410503655444-Release-Notes

The addition of community maps and modes is much bigger than anyone realises as well, as there is so much back and forth working with different teams of map and mode designers to get things in a good state for MM release. Also the sheer amount of maps that have dropped into rotation

[idle plume]

It should be atleast canon

[jade gust]

Am I imagining a few messages have suddenly disappeared

[frosty siren]

https://tenor.com/view/duke-nukem-duke-nukem-forever-duke-nukem-meme-duke-nukem-not-reading-too-long-dont-read-gif-17171040675104568396

[cedar turret]

You think two sentences are too long to read.

[dry lintel]

Can we classify gifs that don’t embed as spam

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-arbiter-embed-epic-fail-gif-21042802

[frosty siren]

Nooo

[frosty siren]

Nuh uh

Anyway... I been more mature

Mostly

Now I just gotta hit the 1 year requirement then I think after 5 more months after I hit the requirement I say I could possibly get my perms back 😜

[frosty siren]

https://tenor.com/view/ehhh-nope-no-nah-phone-call-gif-16516281

[dry lintel]

stop pinging me

[frosty siren]

Mu bad

: , (

[peak trench]

TLDR

[meager linden]

How it's going people of Halo?

[frosty siren]

Good i guess

[frosty siren]

^

[frosty siren]

Yes... yes I do lol

[frosty siren]

I mean the two sentences take up the entire screen lol

[peak trench]

[analog knot]

0 Kills, Thousands of deaths, AFK bots. I still cant believe theres a flourishing "AFK community" in halo lmao

Make an account and just leave it AFK in matchmaking forever to grief people, that might be a fun project I guess

hmm 😄

[empty sable]

I hate afkers.

Should see all the angry texts I send ingame due to it.

[analog knot]

Be careful, AFKing isnt bannable but your angry messages could be. Dont let them win!

[empty sable]

Angry messages being "Play the objective!"

Then I block said account and never see it again.

[hasty zinc]

brutal

I've never seen a more hateful message towards people

[fossil skiff]

I see them all the time in warzone firefight

[fickle drift]

Facts panda

[fossil skiff]

Clipped, reported, blocked, and then I move on

[forest lagoon]

I walk a brutish road
The only one that I have ever known
We all know where it goes
It's like Doisace to me, and I walk alone

Alert for Master Chief
On this Banished Path of Broken rings
Where the grunts all sleep
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone

I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a...

My Mangler's the only one that hangs beside me
My giant heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish The Master Chief will find me
'Til then, I walk alone

[fossil skiff]

lost a few games to it unfortunately

[analog knot]

Its one thing if you have to go AFK for a game, but playing hundreds or thousands of games without ever killing anyone probably ought to trigger a review come on now 😄

Although even manual tickets for AFK have confirmed its not bannable so I guess at this point its a feature

[fossil skiff]

I don’t see how it couldn’t be a bannable thing when the people I saw were literally using a macro or something to evade the afk timer

It’s wack

[analog knot]

Halo Studios gets to make the rules, we just play in the sandbox. Not a great answer but its the answer

[fossil skiff]

:(

[forest lagoon]

It's a great answer because it makes the players children

[fickle drift]

So how’s everyone’s day been so far

[molten pelican]

What

[fossil skiff]

Decent, I have to battle the jungle that is my backyard with a lawnmower in a bit though. Yours?

[forest lagoon]

read above

[fickle drift]

I’m at the beach waiting for my friend

[molten pelican]

Ik lol

[forest lagoon]

Fish are friends, not food.
Fish are friends, not food.
Fish are friends, not food.

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-bruce-sharks-findingnemo-greeting-gif-4505209

[fickle drift]

Fish is food for me

[fickle drift]

British teeth

[fossil skiff]

I take it back today sucks, I just ran out of kit-Kat coffee creamer

[obsidian wyvern]

rip

[fickle drift]

Nooooo

[molten pelican]

skill issue

[forest lagoon]

Oh no! Now you have to drink it black like a cool person

[fickle drift]

😂

[fossil skiff]

I will put you in the bottom rack of my dish machine and melt you on a high temp cycle Spork

[molten pelican]

I can take it

I'm made of stronk

[fossil skiff]

This is a great way to wake up, 10/10

[fickle drift]

I always have coffee in the morning

[molten pelican]

The only reason il ever use creamer is to cool it down quicker. And never sugar.

I don't like my coffee tasting like a dessert

[fossil skiff]

We tried a brick of Cuban coffee recently and that thing was no joke, had to cut back on the amount of grounds used

very strong, but great

[analog knot]

Sweet coffee is great

[molten pelican]

Can't say I've ever eaten a brick of coffee before

Not my favorite tbh

[fickle drift]

What about hot oj with coffee

[molten pelican]

I've legit had that before

[fossil skiff]

@viral dune ^

[molten pelican]

It was good just Americano with OJ

[fickle drift]

How was it

[molten pelican]

Americano is great btw

[molten pelican]

I liked it

[frosty siren]

Don't you dare put them in my ranked lobbys

[fickle drift]

Nice

[molten pelican]

Had a unique aftertaste for sure but it was pretty good especially iced a bit

[analog knot]

Like I said, they are a feature not an issue. If it was bannable they would....ever get banned.

[forest lagoon]

They do get bans, it's just some are smart at evading them

[analog knot]

I am speaking on MCC, not Infinite, I should have clarified that

[frosty siren]

O

[analog knot]

They definitely 100% do not ever get banned in MCC

[frosty siren]

I can farm xp then lol

[analog knot]

Until they are on your team 😭

[frosty siren]

Kick them from the game then

[analog knot]

In matchmaking?!

[frosty siren]

Ye

Make a custom marthmakeint game?

[obsidian wyvern]

did i ever share where i had a lobby with 10 afk teammates

[analog knot]

lol no but thats baked into the experience nowadays

[obsidian wyvern]

the entire match they all stood still, it was just me and h8 doing the work

[molten pelican]

They didn't want to get run over bruh

[fickle drift]

Thought we had entered a creepypasta situation ngl

[fossil skiff]

the slipspace engine was ready to claim its next victims

all your hardware are belong to us

[peak trench]

What if I said

[fossil skiff]

that is a very thought provoking statement

[hasty zinc]

mmmm nice and blurry just how I like it

[fossil skiff]

Reach, the game that makes glasses wearers question if it’s their lens or just the game

[hasty zinc]

I literally cleaned my glasses when I first saw the screenshot

[analog knot]

Ohhhhhh you matched with boosters

Those are 6 accounts that were trying to boost invasion, probably accidentally queued BTB 😄

[obsidian wyvern]

according to someone on the enemy team, they did that the match before too

[fossil skiff]

pain.

[analog knot]

Also possible they were trying to mix in some regular games. But the first AFK account there Fuel Rod Cannon is 100% an invasion boosting account lol

The fun new trend thats sweeping the nation is this AI radio person

There's someone who has a ton of MCC AFK accounts that are playing AI Radio the entire game

[muted rose]

Why would they boost invasion if they aren’t playing

[obsidian wyvern]

oh so its like team fortress 2 now huh

[obsidian wyvern]

the achievement to win in the first round

[analog knot]

The legitimate players would be on the other team, you want the people you're boosting to match the 6 AFKs

[obsidian wyvern]

or something like that, skunked iirc

they probably went afk so that the match ended quickly

[muted rose]

Ok so it is just tf2

(Team fortress)

[analog knot]

Not boosting for the achievement, boosting for the ranks - but same concept 😄

[obsidian wyvern]

what

[muted rose]

You can boost for ranks

[analog knot]

Invasion is a ranked playlist

[obsidian wyvern]

if it was the achievement, i was thinking fair. but why is anyone boosting for the ranks

[analog knot]

Because people want to be 50s

Invasion is probably the most boosted playlist

[obsidian wyvern]

i cant accept their mistake anymore

[muted rose]

I haven’t been accepting because I don’t queue mcc anymore 😭

[analog knot]

Oh uh yeah me neither 👀

[muted rose]

I’m doing that master chief saga cross game playlist now for an achievement and that’s it

[analog knot]

https://i.imgur.com/3cIGOaG.png Since Halo Studios never had an end game plan in place, what would have been a good use for these?

I think golden weapons that cost like 500 each would have been fun

[fickle drift]

Would’ve been nice to have something more to sink them into.
Given it was a retrofit I suppose it was inevitable they’d just pile up.

Same thing with credits in BF2

[analog knot]

But let me take the concept of selling them as a serious suggestion 😛

[fickle drift]

Might sound harsh but I’m content to let folk pay a stupid tax if it means financial justification for further updates.

[muted rose]

I mean

Who’s the morons here in this context

[analog knot]

As someone who has had to buy MCC dozens of times this year, I dont feel so smart

(im uh not so sure that $ is being spent on further updates though)

[fickle drift]

Aye there’s no guarantee of further support, that’s why I would’ve been against it in retrospect.

[analog knot]

Imagine if the mtx conversation was paired with an actual roadmap of where that funding would go, ooh baby 😄

Finally a game away I go

[obsidian wyvern]

im gonna regret this

[fickle drift]

That background though

[molten pelican]

Nice wallpaper

[calm fiber]

Friendly reminder that discussion of moderation and bans is not allowed in public channels, especially if it concerns other social spaces

[frosty siren]

Even if it's positive?

Very well then superior A.I

[peak trench]

There won't be discussion of moderation if we don't stop the banished

[frosty siren]

Nah... let's join the bansihed

So we can figured out how they are ultizing the covandent tech

[jade gust]

They're able to use Covie tech because they're former Covies

[hybrid plover]

bruh

friday

[safe dawn]

what about it

[hybrid plover]

itsfriday

[safe dawn]

yes

another week has disappeared, we are almost halfway through 2025 already

this physically hurts me

[hybrid plover]

naaah its fine

[safe dawn]

true

[hybrid plover]

we only have the future

[safe dawn]

the sooner I get to turn 20 the sooner I join the USMC

[obsidian wyvern]

20 is not fun

[hybrid plover]

20 is an awkward age, but sounds like you already have a solid plan

when i was 20 i had no idea what i was doing lol

[safe dawn]

neither is 16 but I be balling

[fickle drift]

Hey

[safe dawn]

wait aren't you younger than me rev-

[fickle drift]

Apologize to me rn

[obsidian wyvern]

??

[safe dawn]

idk

[hybrid plover]

wa

[fickle drift]

Not you rev

[obsidian wyvern]

offended smh

[fickle drift]

True

[safe dawn]

and I'm confused again lol

[fickle drift]

Nvm

How’s your day been

[obsidian wyvern]

im 20

[hybrid plover]

wait what happened tho lol

[fickle drift]

Impossible

[hybrid plover]

also i went and saw kendrick

[fickle drift]

I’m 20

[hybrid plover]

OOOOO

[fickle drift]

I bet it was great

[hybrid plover]

cuz i didnt send video?

[fickle drift]

🗿

Send me a video in dms

[hybrid plover]

yur

wait i need nitro.... files are too big

[fickle drift]

😔

[safe dawn]

neyh?

I could've sworn I heard you were younger than me at some point

[obsidian wyvern]

at some point?

[safe dawn]

I am depely confuzzled now, I have been decieved

[fickle drift]

I thought rev was older

[obsidian wyvern]

it is pretty obvious u are younger ngl lol

[safe dawn]

idk lol

also why am I the one teen that acts their age and doesn't get assumed to be in his late 30's 😭

[hybrid plover]

MUUUSTAAARD

didnt mean to reply lol

[forest lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-mustard-gif-3532950431606891206

[forest lagoon]

Do you have a good life without being soul crushed early that allows you to be silly?

[obsidian wyvern]

wonder how thisll go

[fickle drift]

I think carlinhes is gonna win

[normal owl]

You're going to smoke em: how can they even see with a 4-way splitscreen?

[fossil skiff]

Plot twist: they playing from NASA’s Mission Control on the big screen

[obsidian wyvern]

yeahhhh

[jade gust]

All of y'all are young whippersnappers compared to me (25, very soon 26)

[obsidian wyvern]

i think they realised 4 player splitscreen is not the way

[hybrid plover]

hey, they could comeback

sike

[fossil skiff]

it’s the meme of looking at that tiny piece of paper

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-text-cant-see-ken-jeong-gif-5957945

Huh, did that embed for everyone else or is the gif just broken

[hybrid plover]

i remember dividing the screen with a sheet or something when split screen 1v1ing

[fossil skiff]

it broken

even tenor couldn’t see it

[hybrid plover]

one of us, one of us

[analog knot]

Hey wouldnt this be a great weekend to have a double XP weekend again 😄

[worldly sedge]

Noooooooo!

[safe dawn]

yes and no

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-skywalker-no-star-wars-mark-hamill-hanging-on-gif-11368455

Oh hey, that one worked!

[fading fossil]

Grifball coming to Infinite? I'm redownloading

[jade gust]

Aye, this Tuesday

[dry lintel]

What, playing halo?

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

[dry lintel]

weak

soft, even

[fossil skiff]

why are you on mcc again Rev

[haughty wraith]

Just picked up a little mini radioshack TV from the 80s for free at a garage sale

[obsidian wyvern]

idk

[dry lintel]

to complain

[fossil skiff]

was the 700/700 grind not enough pain for you

[forest lagoon]

Well there you go! Wanna sound like you're in your 30s? Add more depression and jadedness. Then BOOM! You'll sound like Rev in no time!

[obsidian wyvern]

😮