general-chat

[smoky kindle]

oh aight

[hoary sparrow]

Hey everyone

[normal owl]

Well turns out the Fallout 76 nuke of Phil Spencer's camp was actually the completion of weeks of planning and not any kind of protest. "I’ve been planning to catch him for a while now to see if he would agree to a fight. Trying to take him down was just a personal goal for me after I finished the main quest line."

[obsidian wyvern]

https://twitter.com/Mr_Rebs_/status/1789087393753989209?t=ynOLZ7QFSTXUXLKhdAPmjQ&s=19

Rebs Gaming (@Mr_Rebs_) on X

Phil Spencer just completed the Fallout 76 quest Officer on Deck. This quest must be completed to launch nukes. It looks like Phil is preparing to launch a retaliatory nuke against players for nuking his camp 😂 #Fallout76 #Xbox

Twitter · May 11, 2024, 12:17 AM

[normal owl]

Lol 🤣 so he was just biding his time: "Even after the player detonated a nuclear bomb in Spencer's own camp, the Xbox exec didn't attack the player like he wanted but instead just waved to him."

[floral pollen]

morning

[obsidian wyvern]

didnt know this was a thing

[floral pollen]

its only on 3 afaik
May be more tho idrk

[fickle drift]

CE and H4 as well.

[normal owl]

Does it have an option to make H3 exciting?

[rare cedar]

[rare cedar]

[queen remnant]

Yeah it's called Halo 4

[rare cedar]

Aegis hacked pandaroth's account

[obsidian wyvern]

i think you should demote attorney and remove pandaroths inheritor

[queen remnant]

Nah huh

[normal owl]

This coating was a good purchase.

[candid solar]

https://tenor.com/view/athf-gif-2030214457422629862

[floral pollen]

I'm def gonna get it next time I have money
I love the SSG coatings

[normal owl]

Yes! Black + Gold/Yellow is a favorite of mine. If you have to pick one, I'd recommend the new 2024 launch one because its black is deeper and more reflective than the older one. It's the deepest and shiniest black I've seen since the G2 tourney edition.

[floral pollen]

I'm prolly gonna get both, since I like the new one as well, but also want the old one for collectors purposes lol

[normal owl]

I feel the exact same as you: wished I could have the skull scratched into the back as well but there's no purchasable option for that yet. We'll get there someday.

[floral pollen]

also yea that G2 Playoffs coating is shiny

[normal owl]

YES you know the one! 🤝

[floral pollen]

I look through coatings at least 3 times a month lol

[normal owl]

You're a connoisseur with a discerning eye, that's why.

[floral pollen]

someday I hope to own all the purchasable ones, then I can make many drip level Mark VI looks lol

Faze Y1 Playoffs is also really shiny

I've just realized how good this looks on Mark IV but its also expensive #1164394180676681798 message

[fierce veldt]

Who do i talk to about getting an account unabnned from here?

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[fierce veldt]

❤️

[sand robin]

Konnichi wag wan my brothers

[worldly badger]

Own all purchasable items then the next live service Halo we do it again

[jolly willow]

i snagged a few shots too 🙂

[vapid siren]

I missed the 2am and tapped out at 11

Now its cloudy and miserable

[jolly willow]

I didn't stay up until 2 either

[vapid siren]

Power went out at 2 dude

It kicked hard

[jolly willow]

oh man

whish area u in?

[vapid siren]

Yup

Cleveland

[jolly willow]

ah, i'm in Victoria BC

[elfin glacier]

@vapid siren the steam toilets are backed up again

[livid oyster]

Weird that people can’t see the different circumstances

[elfin glacier]

his brain has been replaced with edge

[obsidian wyvern]

funny thing is that hd2 still isnt even available in the countries it was delisted from because of the ps accounts

[livid oyster]

Hopefully it will be at some point

[elfin glacier]

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN

THESE CHAOS EMERALDS

[livid oyster]

I can hear the batman voice

[winter flame]

i dont even understand the PSN availability

apparently they sell PS5's in lots of those regions

and they dont care people choose a different country

@fickle drift@pseudo ore

[fallow temple]

Barev dez

[obsidian wyvern]

tag someone chronically online like @smoky token

[fallow temple]

Kunem bera

[smoky token]

I just woke up bro

[obsidian wyvern]

LMAO

[smoky token]

whats this e dude saying

[smoky token]

i got it tho dw

[fallow temple]

Getz

[obsidian wyvern]

nah it just got deleted, some other person

[smoky token]

chill like hat

[obsidian wyvern]

🫡

[bronze breach]

another person who got nothing to do.

[elfin glacier]

stinki

[smoky token]

idk why you pinged deek i dont think ive ever seen him in chat

[obsidian wyvern]

deek is an engineer for Xbox iirc

[bronze breach]

[obsidian wyvern]

oh yeah it's there in his bio

[fallow temple]

Where are you from

[bronze breach]

earth

[elfin glacier]

erde tyrene

[fallow temple]

Nice

[winter flame]

i just pinged the two online staff who weren't away/dnd

[smoky token]

im only on do not disturb because i dislike getting the banner notifications on mobile

you can go ahead and ping me whenever

[winter flame]

gotchu

[fallow temple]

What you all think about russia

[smoky token]

I think its a fine country with generally cool people

[elfin glacier]

Russia is a vast land

[fallow temple]

Okey guys

[obsidian wyvern]

he's gonna come out as russian, crazy

[bronze breach]

he working for KGB... 👀

[fallow temple]

😳

Dont worry, i dont russian

But i live in russia

[jade walrus]

someone immediately knew where I was even though I was invisible in bth, I wasn't even making any noise that would alert the radar

is it the weird white aura thing or is it cheats

[round laurel]

You can still see invisible people in Infinite.

It's a shimmer.

[jade walrus]

technically no, there's a weird veiny effect though

[round laurel]

sigh.

[bronze breach]

thats what shled is referring to.

you can tell if your cloaked

by someone else, whether your standing still or walking

[hasty zinc]

yeah camo doesn't make you fully invisible

[obsidian wyvern]

here we go again

[floral pollen]

its hard to notice, def, but not impossible

[obsidian wyvern]

where's that insane Dex clip

[bronze breach]

Suprised there isn't brutepocalypse firefight mode

Waves of brutes charging at u

[normal owl]

Oh yeah? Then how do you explain this ad I shared earlier? You wouldn't know unless I told you that there's a person under those fries.

[hasty zinc]

what person??

[normal owl]

Exactly

[bronze breach]

I got a counter to that.

[floral pollen]

because nobody would live
you'd die on the first hill

[normal owl]

That is actually pretty skillful! Yet disturbing.

[amber mirage]

Garfruit the cat

[round laurel]

Orange cats are my favourite.

[bronze breach]

That's the idea.

Better to die with honor and try,!

[fluid coyote]

That's ai

[hasty zinc]

you're AI

💥 roasted

-Sent from my ChatGPT

[normal owl]

Did AI write that comeback though? [Thank you for the citation.]

[fluid coyote]

Where are the whiskers coming from? Why are some slices so long and others so short? What is the nose made of?

[smoky token]

we know its ai

[bronze breach]

Maybe some people cant tell 🤣

[normal owl]

I just assumed someone had too much time on their hands and made it, so I guess that's the high cost of AI art.

[obsidian wyvern]

I can't even see the person here but people are able to, it's not cheating lol

[bronze breach]

It's probably possible to pull off tbh

[normal owl]

I just don't see the a-peel

[bronze breach]

[obsidian wyvern]

but yeah, Facebook is filled with AI art and all the old people are believing it's real

[bronze breach]

5pm and I want to take a nap. .-.

[normal owl]

like Minions

[hasty zinc]

12PM and I want to take a nap

[bronze breach]

Damn. Might as well not get out of bed haha

[round laurel]

It all started with that damn Balenciaga Pope.

[normal owl]

You guys should get 5PM and 12PM together and have a 4-person nap.

[bronze breach]

I got 3 options. Nap, play infinite or job searching. 🤣

Steering to nap and sleep until reset time

[normal owl]

Infinite Nap Searching

[bronze breach]

Lmao

[smoky token]

they dont call it the Starfighter for no reason

[normal owl]

It fights stars in hand-to-hand combat.

Its munitions only target celebrities.

[smoky token]

20mm vulcan for the paparazzi

ez cleanup

[obsidian wyvern]

that one was actually really good lol

[jade walrus]

you def got them by surprise with that shotgun

[obsidian wyvern]

that wasn't me, but clearly people can see without cheating

[jade walrus]

understandable

[normal owl]

Holy crap someone wrapped a Cybertruck with the Razorback hahaha

[obsidian wyvern]

gonna be a killjoy here and say it would be nice if it wasn't the cyber truck lol

[jade walrus]

unsc car

[granite sky]

it does improve upon the base! sorta works

[normal owl]

Only $2,700

[jade walrus]

the way you said that reminds me of those ads where it's like "take [medicine] now! side effects may include death, stroke, and vomiting your intestines"

[smoky token]

ive seen a lot of interesting wraps of this IRL so far

[normal owl]

lol those always crack me up:
"This is a great medication!"
"Side effects: basically you're gambling with your life."
"Ask your doctor about this medication!"

[normal owl]

So you're a wrap artist.

[livid oyster]

Well I ranked diamond in snipers and ain’t going back to that

Only one match made me rage hard and that was enough to do it

[fickle drift]

first thing i see is this. Nice.

[livid oyster]

Gotta wait for team slayer to come back to try diamond for that

[limpid steppe]

I've heard the community is preparing a Halo version of Helldivers 2

[smoky token]

Where did you hear that lol

[livid oyster]

It’s gonna be made by a forge team

[muted plaza]

its gonna be a forge map

[livid oyster]

Forge falcons I think the name is

[limpid steppe]

Forge team

[smoky token]

oooh

[muted plaza]

I just hope it has enough enemies unlike regular firefight

firefight is boring bc there are so few enemies for 4 players, if only there were a way to play solo/duo

[limpid steppe]

It'll be interesting when it's officially released

[muted plaza]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpqi3ec9iVA&ab_channel=DeltaMotions

[livid oyster]

Hard to believe ranked snipers is more infuriating than swat

[limpid steppe]

MAC Blast Strike, Kinetic Airstrike, and Orbital Laser are one of the feature

[jade walrus]

are the halo servers down?

infinite says offline for me

[livid oyster]

Not for me

[jade walrus]

weird

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm playing MCC rn

[livid oyster]

I raged so hard in that last match I knocked the servers off

[floral apex]

servers down?

[jade walrus]

no, close and reopen the game

[floral apex]

thanks

[obsidian wyvern]

https://twitter.com/Mr_Rebs_/status/1789307300760408339?t=Bzelcgfk9uUFydoY0nfltg&s=19

Rebs Gaming (@Mr_Rebs_) on X

A message from Steam Support confirms it’s Sony’s decision to restrict Helldivers 2 in specific countries, not Steam. Checkmate Sony fanboys. #Helldivers2

Twitter · May 11, 2024, 2:51 PM

[south sundial]

Hello halo people

[worldly sedge]

I get the most funny/genuine reactions when I’m in game with my Hero rank armor and the randoms are like “OMG MASTER CHIEF”

[dawn glade]

lol

is it a pvp rank or is it a level rank to get it?

[worldly sedge]

CSR which is general rank

[remote otter]

Hi there everyone

[covert escarp]

hey can someone tell me where the modding tools stuff went i swear i saw it in the dlc tab on steam

[floral pollen]

Career Rank, based off your personal score in matches

[bronze breach]

Suits is on bbc iplayer. Let's go!!

[pulsar cobalt]

From matches shouldn't that be changed to the daily challenge because we can't actually earn SP from matches

[rare cedar]

You have to complete a match to earn the SP

Therefore, it’s correct

[floral pollen]

but its not from Matches
Which implies multiple matches

[obsidian wyvern]

matches over days blah blah blah, we won't win lol

[dusk temple]

alguien q hable español?

[floral pollen]

#español

[dusk temple]

there is not people bro xd

[pulsar cobalt]

This

[worldly sedge]

My bad guys, I work at 343 and I forgot to correct the typo

[obsidian wyvern]

wtf is this bro

the whole game it was just me and h8 playing for our team

[fickle drift]

My fault for checking Reach in the composer tbf.

[worldly sedge]

Lmao Reach players fell off in 2024

[floral pollen]

I barely play MCC or I'd say besides myself to that lol

[muted rose]

We have AFK squads now?

[worldly sedge]

Halo AFK mobile game

[muted rose]

This just gets lamer and lamer

[fickle drift]

Yeah, you could say they were MIA Spartans

[worldly sedge]

Or here’s a spooky theory: they’re all bots

Dead Internet theory actually true

[obsidian wyvern]

according to some dude on the other team

[muted rose]

[obsidian wyvern]

wow what is that quality

[muted rose]

Ok that’s pretty good

[floral pollen]

2p

[worldly sedge]

They’re the AFK Squad

And they’re here to “save??” The day

[obsidian wyvern]

the fact that we still got 60 😤

[worldly sedge]

One of them is named Fuel Rod Cannon lol

[elfin glacier]

y'all got any more artefacting

[winter flame]

Hahahaha omg

The MCC experience in 2024

I know MCC has never been great for dealing with AFKers but this is crazy

[elfin glacier]

i have to wonder, realistically, how many people:

1. are able to get high level qualifications and enough experience to join Microsoft/343...
2. at a level high enough to make large decisions about game direction...
3. but also hate halo...
4. but hate it so much they're willing to join a halo studio and work on a halo project that will keep halo going to... do something? because they hate halo that much

even if that partial quote was taken at face value as if it were a hard policy, what is the actual pool of people they could draw from

and also, assuming 343 was checking to make sure people have ideologically pure anti-halo thought, what stops someone from idk lying that they hate halo so they can work on halo or whatever

@queen remnant help me understand

[queen remnant]

Just don't hate halo

[granite sky]

def play custom game browser if u are doing reach mcc lol

[elfin glacier]

but then number company won't hire me

[queen remnant]

True........

[obsidian wyvern]

they didnt even move the entire match, idk how that got past the afk timer

[hasty zinc]

#español

oops

discord behind smh

dang by an hour lol

[floral pollen]

you tried

[hasty zinc]

I listened to myself and took like a 2.5 hour nap

[winter flame]

i got bored one time cause my buddies kept queuing halo 4 so i went afk and the kick timer isn't very fast

its probably like 5 minutes or something

this is also why you should uninstall halo 4 multiplayer if you cant stand it lol

[bold sparrow]

I always assumed that they didnt start out hating it, its just a natural result of being a game dev in the current predatory day and age.
In the same way working for any large tech company rapidly reverts you to a neo-ludite with a distrust of all things that might be voice activated.

See my uncle, his job at At&T, and the fact his modem has a 18 pound sledgehammer right next to it as an "emergency shut off"

[bronze breach]

Same

Its almost sleep time for me. Work at 4am

[floral pollen]

Just ran into a few chill af dudes in Ranked
we crushed the enemy team lol

[lapis ivy]

Agh I prefer the Xbox controller than the switch joycon grip controller too small and crampy for my hands

Might get a pro controller since it's more comfortable

[winter flame]

cHill ranked team mates are the best

[lapis ivy]

Agreed

[winter flame]

most social halo experience with randos

[lapis ivy]

I've noticed that the graphics are better on Xbox series x/s than much on the PC

[finite patrol]

Pro controller is awesome, also Bluetooth so you can connect it to iPad/other devices

[vapid creek]

dam

[lapis ivy]

Oh yeah definitely the joycon grip is like for kids I guess

I couldn't handle it much

[finite patrol]

Its joycon is convenient, but it’s not something I’d want to spend over an hour in my hands.

[lapis ivy]

Yeah it's very closed together and narrow

And plus hands get sweaty I try to press one button and I press everything lol

So yeah that's true

[oblique kindle]

e

[severe flame]

starting reach on LASO wish me luck lmao

[meager linden]

[meager linden]

I gonna try Reach on legendary tomorrow
Any tips or it just like Infinite campaign?

[fallen atlas]

Haven’t played in a long time why on earth does infinite have a 44GB update

[random glade]

new map

[fallen atlas]

44GB for a new map lol

[random glade]

YUP

[fallen atlas]

Yuck

[round laurel]

New assets.

[random glade]

Big Game

[fallen atlas]

I did see the flood stuff

[winter flame]

If you don’t update and you miss multiple updates, the game can’t just patch itself, so you have to redownload

[left bone]

40 days and 40 nights

[winter flame]

Either that or you don’t have enough space to patch so again the game has to redownload

[random glade]

this is 2020 Bungie u think they Dissapoint

[round laurel]

what

[left bone]

huh??

[random glade]

bro we got 5000 on steam right now

[left bone]

hey
you blown from coocoo town?

[random glade]

Huge numbers

[round laurel]

oh no, anyway...

[left bone]

uh

what is this dude talking abbt?

[dawn glade]

trolls gonna troll

[left bone]

hes more like confusing everyone in a 500 meter wide radius

[elfin glacier]

also assets getting replaced or updated

as in, large download doesn't always mean install size will increase that much

[heavy parcel]

why does husky raid exist

[elfin glacier]

why not

[muted rose]

Needle minder can’t be put on air assault

Day ruined

[floral pollen]

the precise reason I'm not gonna get it

[fickle drift]

Party mode

It’s basically mcc grifball, you play it for xp farming, not for the actual game

[left bone]

woooohoooo

[fickle drift]

i want a halo game where you play as a janitor in the infinity

and at the end of each day you get money (how much depends on how much work you did in total)

which you can use to customize your crew quarters and stuff

[severe flame]

this is such a silly concept i love it

[lament sedge]

game ends with the start of infinite:

thats a good idea lol

[severe flame]

LMAO YEAH

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[vagrant beacon]

I have a question, in shooting games the more you practice does your prediction abilities get better overtime?

Like halo and call of duty

[obsidian wyvern]

it's supposed to lol

[hasty zinc]

decades of experience tell me that's not the case

[obsidian wyvern]

lmfao

[vagrant beacon]

I have games where I do really good and I have games to where I do average or bad it switches for me

[normal owl]

Yes, over time I can better and sooner predict that I will get my rear handed to me in a match.

[cedar turret]

Yes, I have been playing Halo since 2001 and now I can predict the weather with 70 percent accuracy assuming I have my phone

[normal owl]

IRL Onyx

[vagrant beacon]

I played halo and call of duty when I was a kid a lot but I never took it seriously that is probably why I am not at the level that I should want to be

[cedar turret]

The kids who took it seriously aren't either

[fickle drift]

as long as you’re having fun, it’s fine

[normal owl]

WHOA name change Dozens?

I was here for it.

[vagrant beacon]

Yeah

[cedar turret]

Fun is over rated. Video games are are serious business

[normal owl]

ok Andrew Wilson

[cedar turret]

I have no idea who that is.

[obsidian wyvern]

I had to do a double take

[sly ether]

Xbox is dead, it has no game and it’s for kids. I only own it to play halo the goat of my childhood like dragon ball

[cedar turret]

That's nice. Have you tried having a cup of tea?

[covert dove]

[normal owl]

Trolling is for kids, and you're still enjoying it, so that means there's still hope for Xbox.

[sly ether]

How is there still hope after they shut down four studios and laying off thousands of employees that just want to make money for they’re friends and family’s

Because what’s funny is the Xbox games showcase will be coming next month and I’ll not be surprised if the crowd boo Phil spencer off stage and 343 decided to release a random halo infinite trailer during all of these extremely tragic layoffs and studio shutdowns

[normal owl]

There is still hope because of basic economics. Whatever you feel, time will prove you right or wrong, so relax.

[desert dust]

sonys not making good decisions either

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't think 343s trailer had anything to do with the layoffs

[sly ether]

Looking at helldivers 2

[desert dust]

yeah lol

[cedar turret]

So mother's day is tomorrow for the US. What are you getting your mothers?

[sly ether]

I know but why would they do that when there is not even anything new

[obsidian wyvern]

good question

[sly ether]

I hate to say this but executives and ceos across gaming studios today are absolute rats and garbage people who don’t care about they’re employees all they care is about money and they treat them like slaves

[round laurel]

I'd say they feel like the game is at a complete state now, and so a trailer is appropriate.

[steady jolt]

That's a fun conversation, but look at this game. It's so cute!!

[sly ether]

I’m sorry but I’m calling halo infinite halo: microtransactions evolved

[fossil skiff]

Name plzi must know

[steady jolt]

If you haven't played Little Kitty, Big City yet, go try it

[obsidian wyvern]

its that new cat game isn't it

[fossil skiff]

Thanks

[obsidian wyvern]

it is on gamepass

[bold sparrow]

No game company is. Not movie production houses (bar Wes Anderson and Laika anyway)

[sly ether]

Like imagine spending 70 billions dollars on a company that went making really good games when you were younger to one of the worst things you’ll ever see…looking at you Activision Blizzard

[steady jolt]

We're moving on from this Kira

[bold sparrow]

Okay, joined today man

[cedar turret]

This is what I ordered for my aunt

[sly ether]

Halo infinite campaign: the endless are a huge threat:

Players: we didn’t even know more about the endless

[steady jolt]

Very nice

[tardy galleon]

Anyone wanna play Halo 2?

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[cedar turret]

And this for my mother

[steady jolt]

Kira, if you're just here to spread negativity then find somewhere else

[cedar turret]

I'm sure there are some cardassians around

This went to my counterpart's mother

and I 'accidently' sent this to be delivered to my workplace monday

[steady jolt]

I actually can't remember what I got my mom. Sure I got her some flowers

[steady jolt]

Oh no lol

[fossil skiff]

When did your name change to Blue Camry Canary??

[normal owl]

Loves Toyota so much it was inevitable. [ah dang it, edited]

[bold sparrow]

Hm. Chocolate covered strawberries

[cedar turret]

I didn't. This has always been my name

[boreal bear]

r people seriously talking about halo rebooting???

[cedar turret]

no

[boreal bear]

specifically what people actually think halo needs to reboot 😭

[cedar turret]

We're talking about mother's day presents

[boreal bear]

nah i didnt mean like anyone in here having a discussion about halo rebooting, i just saw someone say "people are talking about halo saying it needs a reboot to thrive in the future" and im curious how many people geniunely think that

[normal owl]

Oh nice! I haven't ordered those purple-covered strawberries. What are those?

[elfin glacier]

cleverest and most witty halo fan
@candid solar be in awe at this master of language

[humble moat]

Hello, been a while since I've opened discord.

[boreal bear]

infinite really does just feel like an excuse to sell trash cosmetics tbh

[sly ether]

Thank you

[boreal bear]

the game itself was soooo bad at launch, and even now if you compare it to like halo 3 or reach or something, it barely holds a candle to them

[cedar turret]

https://www.ediblearrangements.com/fruit-gifts/mothers-day-edible-bakeshop-centerpiece-9006?ArrangementGroupID=125&size=MOM

[steady jolt]

We already moved on from this

[boreal bear]

they should honestly just knock infinite offline and keep updating MCC

[elfin glacier]

reach and 3 are trash

[humble moat]

Yo Attorney you're superintendent now? How long have I been gone.

[steady jolt]

There was no need to bring it back up again

[elfin glacier]

ew

[paper wolf]

💀

[boreal bear]

if thats the case why do more people play MCC than the new shiny halo infinite hmmm?

[elfin glacier]

they don't tho

[boreal bear]

nah they do lol

[elfin glacier]

MCC is dead on xbox

[humble moat]

Three years later and it's still the same debate lmao.

Glad to see things are exactly the way they were.

[boreal bear]

lookin at steam charts rn and MCC has 1.2k more players than infinite, and then u add xbox players and erm well

not that many peopel even like infinite really, compard to how many fans OG halo has

[elfin glacier]

oh yes, soooo many fans that all don't play mcc

[boreal bear]

i mean all those games r like 12+ years old are you joking? people always flock to the new shiny thing

[elfin glacier]

age of empires 2 alone has more concurrent players than MCC

[boreal bear]

its kinda pathetic MCC even competes with infinite like bro

[steady jolt]

[boreal bear]

it also has more than infinite too :p

ya know what, u probably think season 1 of the halo show is good TV

[elfin glacier]

nah, infinite beats both including Xbox playercount

[humble moat]

Objectively speaking - should I get back to infinite? Like, as a South Asian player, is it even worth it?

[elfin glacier]

no?

[boreal bear]

it literally doesnt tho im lookin at the player count rn

[humble moat]

Have the servers become less of a mess? Can I finally get under 100 ping?

[elfin glacier]

which is why a 20+ year old game beats it lol

[elfin glacier]

steam players yes

[boreal bear]

again, it also beats infinite so whats your point? the entire halo franchise sucks? i guess ur right

halo does actually suck and thats why its gonna be dead(er) soon

[steady jolt]

Can we talk about something else?

[boreal bear]

its not like ur adding anything to the discussion 😒

me and bro r havin our little debate, whats wrong with that?

[cedar turret]

This one is my counterpart's also delivered monday (she always wants them sent to the office)

[steady jolt]

I don't really care

This is depressing

[boreal bear]

yea i know you dont, you want us to obey like good dogs

[boreal bear]

if youre depressed by two people talking damn thats crazy

[jade walrus]

less halo players then

[boreal bear]

i mean i dont even know anyone in my friend group who plays infinite, occasionally we play MCC for customs but, otherwise not much

[jade walrus]

I feel like i'm losing my braincells from it

[humble moat]

Got my mum a nice dress, gave it to her one day early cuz I couldn't wait lmao

[boreal bear]

very good son

tried to do a competitive stint with the homies on infinite but the matchmaking was so strict it didnt really work out well

[normal owl]

That's a neat idea: white chocolate + crispies!

[candid solar]

Truly, my wit has been humbled.

[elfin glacier]

🙏

[candid solar]

Oh shoot, I just got 6650 score in Firefight normal.

You try grinning with a beak.

[humble moat]

Yo nice

[boreal bear]

@steady jolt bro

[steady jolt]

What?

[jade walrus]

wait, that's illegal.

[boreal bear]

why are you deleting what im saying?

[candid solar]

Warthog be OP

[steady jolt]

I deleted nothing

[boreal bear]

damn bro like this server has always had insanely strict mods who overstep everything geez

[candid solar]

Had a good teammate help position me in the right spot and Warthog minigun is downright broken with MKB.

[boreal bear]

and then you warn me, thanks 👍

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[indigo lotus]

Got a good and funny card and a $40 bundle of roses for my mom for tomorrow.

[steady jolt]

DM Modmail if you want to talk about it

[humble moat]

Bro's new to discord bot auto-moderation

[steady jolt]

I have literally done nothing

I'm watching a film

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goon-star-wars-stormtrooper-move-along-move-gif-12464798

[humble moat]

Is it a good film?

[candid solar]

It's rude to be on your phone in a theater, stckr.

[normal owl]

He's not on it, he's holding it, silly.

[boreal bear]

yea dont worry guys ill let you get back to your super important and intelligent discussion

[humble moat]

What if bro's secretly a billionaire and has a home theatre? You never know...

[normal owl]

LOL

[cedar turret]

If they didn't want you to be on your phone they should have a phone holder on the seats instead of making you keep it in your pocket

[steady jolt]

Patience

[boreal bear]

just ban me already damn

[steady jolt]

Considering for some it's 1.30am

[humble moat]

@normal owl fammmm how you doing it's been, what, 2 years?

[jade walrus]

exactly what being girl feels like sometimes

[candid solar]

@boreal bear The reason why furries in art such as profile pictures and badges have their mouths open in a smile is because it tends to present a happier and more 'friendly' appearance.

[normal owl]

oh well since you asked us to!

[steady jolt]

Just leave if this presses you that much

You'll get an answer when we're able to

[humble moat]

Oh well, that's the end of him.

[normal owl]

DARTH my friend, how has life been? Awesome to see you!

[candid solar]

Right when I answered the question that started it, too.

[elfin glacier]

he wants a ban so he can go tell his friends he stood up to le tyrannical 1984 or some nonsense probably

[humble moat]

Likewise bro! Life has been on the up and up and up. Self-improvement all around. How're you doing?

[candid solar]

451

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/the-beatles-let-it-be-paul-mc-cartney-gif-4422731

[elfin glacier]

this is so sad
time to pop some soma

[humble moat]

Opened Discord cuz I needed to talk to some people for a research paper and decided to hop onto the server for a while.

[elfin glacier]

you should try ff in infinite if you haven't already

[humble moat]

About time Infinite got firefight lmao. I'll defo check it out, thanks.

[normal owl]

Love hearing that. I know it's a lot of perseverance, and I'm very happy for you that things have been getting better and better!
I can't complain! Busy as ever, and the shiny new thing is my firm is beginning the process of acquiring two other firms. It's been a very long time coming, and I'm doing the legal on the acquisition, so it's very exciting.
Been gaming much lately?

[jade walrus]

firefight has existed in infinite since december 2023

[humble moat]

Homie it's 6 am and I've pulled an all nighter, that scared the skin off my back

[candid solar]

Good!

Bird jumpscare!

[jade walrus]

me when there are 5 enemies in a group going after the same person in halo infinite:

or another caption

me when I stub my toe

[normal owl]

Stubbing your toe is the worst. The world stops.

[jade walrus]

It feels like it got hit with a skewer 50 times

[humble moat]

That's awesome! I love the business and financial aspect behind M&As, I'm guessing the legal side is just as exciting? I'm glad you're doing good.

I just completed Jedi Survivor and safe to say it's my 3rd favourite game of all time displacing Halo 2. My tierlist now goes:
Doom Eternal
AC:IV
Jedi Survivor
H2A
Crysis
Apart from that, it's been University, University and University. I've been winning debate competitions too all across India so I'm really proud of myself for that. Just gotta work on my fitness and get shredded. That's my goal for the summer, alongside my internship.

[normal owl]

It's an IRL BSOD

[meager magnet]

Hi guys

[elfin glacier]

me

[meager magnet]

I love halo infinite

[elfin glacier]

nice

[candid solar]

I ran, and a huge blister popped on my foot.

I am in abject agony.

[humble moat]

Hello, Travis Sigma. I'm sure Halo Infinite loves you back.

[jade walrus]

hmmm yes big toe gets stubbed and crashes

[meager magnet]

Halo 3 best halo

[jade walrus]

now wipe it with hand sanitizer /j

that sounded pure evil

[humble moat]

Birds are dangerous. What if they develop high sonorosity and take over the human race through loud noises?

[normal owl]

Mind and body, love it man! You're rightly proud of yourself for pushing hard on University, and debate is impressive: waging battle using logic itself.
But more importantly, a fellow AC4 brother. Was just working last night to that soundtrack!

[humble moat]

Now that's where you're wrong fam

[cedar turret]

You don't need to share that kind of thing. For future reference don't.

[humble moat]

Ayyy lessgoo. Black Flag for life. I replay that game every year. I should try 100%ing it.

[jade walrus]

it'd be worse if they had teeth like their ancestors

[humble moat]

I would say good as a joke but that is horrifying.

[normal owl]

Did you play Odyssey? It felt like a spiritual cousin with how fleshed out and wide-roaming the seafaring was.

[humble moat]

and 12 feet tall.

[jade walrus]

demon

[humble moat]

I have it in my library, but I stopped after Origins. I think I'll pick it up today.

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/terror-bird-kelenken-scary-bird-prehistoric-bird-prehistoric-gif-27392869

[normal owl]

Hold up, I believe it might be part of Game Pass Ultimate, let me check before you spend coin...

[humble moat]

Truthfully my sleep schedule is severely damaged. I'm going to bed now, at 6:11 am.

[wise osprey]

Time to get my 4x4 and run that thing over for an achievement lol

[humble moat]

I'M A UNIVERSITY STUDENT RAHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS A CIRCADIAN RHYTHM

[safe dawn]

Get some sleeps man

[jade walrus]

geese with sharp teeth would be hell

[wise osprey]

I think they do have sharp teeth actually 😨

[normal owl]

Yes indeed, AC Odyssey is part of Game Pass fyi.

[safe dawn]

Dont they already have that?

[humble moat]

Did you know penguins have horrifying mouths?

[humble moat]

also this

[safe dawn]

Do not elaborate

DO NOT

[wise osprey]

No please, elaborate

[humble moat]

I should but I can't cuz dummy brain busted

[normal owl]

lol well terror birds were like 12 ft tall.

[wise osprey]

Uuuh I think I'm gonna need a bigger warthog

[humble moat]

Gotcha gotcha. I bought it over, uh, 3 years ago and haven't played it since, lmao. It's been gathering dust in my Steam library.

[fickle drift]

Hey Darth, been a minute since I’ve seen you in here.

Good on you btw, can relate to the Uni grind 🦾

[humble moat]

H8 HOW ARE YAAAA

[jade walrus]

no, their beaks have sharp edges. Geese bites already hurt, so just add 4 rows of sharp teeth (similar to a shark). I don't want to imagine how painful it would be

[fickle drift]

Yeah I mean still kicking so that’s something 🙂

[normal owl]

Hey, it just bided its time to give you one of the greatest Assassin's Creed experiences of all time. Absolutely loved living in that beautifully realized Ancient Greek world.

[humble moat]

It'll be fine, life always, always sorts itself out. You'll do great bro.

[humble moat]

Ayy, I'm hyped now. Time to ruin my sleep schedule even more.

On the bright side, it's raining cats and dogs here rn. iirc you, ironically, loved the rain yeah?

[fickle drift]

As long as it stays outside lol

[humble moat]

Fair

[normal owl]

Worth it lol. It refined the Origins formula while including a complete Black-Flag-in-Ancient-Greece game pretty much. And you fight the mythological monsters? Incredible.

[humble moat]

Minor floods over here. Welcome change after the 39°C heatwave.

[normal owl]

dang it was 15C here today

[jade walrus]

found out spartan models in infinite aren't flat (people think they are)

[humble moat]

Yo fr? That's awesome. My only gripe was it didn't have the hidden blade, so that held me back from playing it earlier. One of my favourite things to do in ACs games was run around with the hidden blade unsheathed. I don't know why, but I did it ever since I played my first AC game (which was Black Flag). Always felt so cool.

[normal owl]

They do a good job giving you a worthy substitute with the broken spear: superpowered assassination machine.

[humble moat]

and I should take Kassandra right? From the reviews I read years ago, the voice actor does a better job and she's animated better.

[humble moat]

Interesting. Alrighty I'll give it a go.

[humble moat]

Amongst, uh, other reasons.

[normal owl]

Yes, as someone who picked Alexios, definitely go Kassandra. She's canon too per Valhalla.

[normal owl]

Yes. My friend played Odyssey at the same time as me and Kassandra became her #2 gaming crush right after Liara from Mass Effect lol.

[humble moat]

💀💀💀 lmaooo

[normal owl]

which is hallowed company

[humble moat]

Makes sense. And Valhalla's canon character is the dude right?

[normal owl]

Yes indeed!

[humble moat]

So many games to play, such little time.

[normal owl]

I feel you man

[humble moat]

Doesn't help that I'm an extrovert and need to hang out with 30 different people every week.

[normal owl]

I've been on Metro Exodus for like a month haha

[normal owl]

Hey we can't have everything, so we have to prioritize. And people are what ultimately matter in life. That's great!

[humble moat]

True true it is what it is. Y'know what doesn't matter? Sleep. I'm on my way to pull another all-nighter bahahaha.

[humble moat]

Ayyy nice. I've never played it, I really should.

[grizzled gazelle]

Think I might have gotten my first "flawless victory" medal in Infinite...

[humble moat]

Congrats

@normal owl so, as the responsible adult, would 20-year-old attorney have chosen to stay on Discord and chat or would he have gone to sleep at 4:00 am, two and a half hours ago?

[grizzled gazelle]

Thanks Darth.

[brave turret]

I’ve returned from my ban

[safe dawn]

Welcome back

[candid solar]

I mean, coulda been worse.

[simple lotus]

balls.

[covert dove]

Just ran into a dude with over 20,300 games of multiplayer. For perspective, I have just under 1700 with around 600 hours played, with like 16 of those being campaign. I don’t even wanna know how many hours bro has put in to get that many games 💀

[grizzled gazelle]

I feel bad when I go to splatter an enemy and accidentally get a betrayal at the same time (context : Firefight Gruntpocalypse)

[fickle drift]

Hello, I have both halo combat evolved and halo 2 for original xbox. What controller settings should I use for halo 2?

[lapis ivy]

Did you know their wings can knock people upside down lol? That's how strong they are

I had geese chicks but they died

I raised any birds from chickens ducks you name it

[safe dawn]

Was that geese or swan?

[lapis ivy]

geese

[safe dawn]

Trumpet of the swan lied to me 😭

[lapis ivy]

I was about to tame them at a young age you can tame them when they are little but won't take kindly to strangers lol

[simple prawn]

@safe dawn not a leak. It's a fire hose.

[lapis ivy]

I have a question my PC can project to my TV as a monitor screen?

[smoky token]

wirelessly? You’d need some specialized software or hardware for that

but you can easily with an HDMI cable

[elfin glacier]

wired, as long as you have the right cables

[lapis ivy]

I have an HDMI

If that's the right cable

Reason for this is cause my PC screen is small and I can't see what I'm placing in forge during gameplay in halo infinite

[smoky token]

Ok Switzerland was really good

I can definitely see why they won

[smoky token]

yeah just hook up the HDMI between your GPU and your TV and you’ll be perfectly fine

modern TVs are fundamentally just slightly more complicated monitors

[lapis ivy]

Yeah I can see better with my PC projection on TV

Thanks btw appreciate it

[meager linden]

Good morning spartans

[heady patio]

I don't see any sort of tech related channel

This is the "official "halo discord right?

[smoky token]

the one run by 343 industries, yes

[fresh turtle]

[rare cedar]

Whaaaaaat this is neat!

[fickle drift]

What’s calm

[rare cedar]

An app for relaxation, meditation or sleeping. Plays soothing music

[fickle drift]

Interesting

But couldn’t you just do that with YouTube?

[finite patrol]

8hr Skyrim rain relaxation peak

[merry stirrup]

I got spurs, that jingle, jangle, jingle

[exotic bramble]

What the hell, now I have to pay for good mental health?

[rare cedar]

I mean ya you can YouTube, but it’s just another option that’s free for 3 months

[fickle drift]

i got a very odd question but, what screen resolution should i set mcc for my halo 3, odst and reach playthrough to emulate the screen resolution commonly used in that time? (xbox 360 era)

i just tend to pursue some form of graphical purism when i play old games, i just try to make them look as if i was playing it on hardware from around its time, i just finished halo 2 on mcc after CE and both i had set on 1024 by 768 to emulate square tv/monitor of that time

also i think that old games look better if you set them on lower resolutions

[fickle drift]

also that could apply to halo 4 since it was also xbox 360, but i may give it an exception

[candid solar]

I feel like paying for it would actually make the problem worse, lmao.

[fickle drift]

I just love being put into a quick queue only for it to be 300 ping

[next willow]

Trying to find MCC channel .... Can anyone guide me to it

[meager linden]

#halo-discussion

[fickle drift]

I just got the cat ears

These are so cute haha

[meager linden]

Congratulations
But my target is more better than cat ears

[fickle drift]

You cannot surpass cat ears

[thorny bough]

[meager linden]

I can surpass

[thorny bough]

You shalllll not surpasssss

[obsidian wyvern]

it's got like 3 players, unironically

[gritty hinge]

Hey, is there a way to find out what the bot keeps removing my messages for?

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[gritty hinge]

It kept saying I was posting some prohibited text when I tried to post info on #1076327824924872755

Thanks!

[obsidian wyvern]

link may have had a bad word in it or smthn

[gritty hinge]

It was because some of the text was enlargened

Was just trying to lay out some info for my upcoming 1v1 Infinite tournament

[obsidian wyvern]

oh yeah, they don't allow that

[gritty hinge]

Yeah, now I know lol, I wish they made it a rule or guideline thing in the show and tell chat

[junior anchor]

What up people

[fringe orchid]

Hi

[muted plaza]

if they wouldnt hide the little pc port so much I bet you could find a lobby or two occasionally

if they would just name it halo 5 mp and put it on steam people would probably played but w it being named forge and being windows store only I bet most dont even know about it

[junior anchor]

bye chat

[rare cedar]

Bye

[gritty hinge]

rip

[fringe orchid]

bye

[gritty hinge]

FinalWrath says bye to FinalCarnage, in which FinalCarnage does not say bye to FinalWrath, truly a painful day.

[junior anchor]

What have I done?

[fringe orchid]

how could you😥

[gritty hinge]

Dunno, you tell me

[junior anchor]

im a bad guy

😢

[gritty hinge]

Ruh roh

Maybe you should go on a redemption arc, become the FirstCarnage

[junior anchor]

Forgive me, brother

[junior anchor]

also badass name yes sir🫡

[gritty hinge]

Based

[junior anchor]

How do I start my redemption arc?

[gritty hinge]

Hmm

[junior anchor]

I think I'm gonna change my name to that

[gritty hinge]

Go for it

[junior anchor]

yay

[gritty hinge]

As for how to start it, join my Halo Infinite 1v1 Tournament! j.k. start with blasting some good ol hardcore music

[junior anchor]

On spotify?

[gritty hinge]

Whatever you got, as long as it is getting you inspired to lift weights, go jogging, etc

[junior anchor]

I mean, I have been working out recently

[gritty hinge]

Then go even further beyond

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-goku-sj3-gif-26647080

[junior anchor]

i see

ha Anime reference

[gritty hinge]

Yes

[junior anchor]

I search hardcore and I found some guys saying hardcore hardcore over and over again

i found one

How many push ups? 200

[gritty hinge]

250

Go further

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-face-fish-şaşırmak-shock-be-surprised-gif-19927071

no

That Too much

[gritty hinge]

Fine

[junior anchor]

I don't think I can do it Master.

I like using my arms for stuff.

[gritty hinge]

Welp hmm

You play Infinite?

[junior anchor]

Nah uh

With my brother

[gritty hinge]

Nice

[fringe orchid]

that me

[gritty hinge]

Oh nice

Would either of you be interested in joining a 1v1 tournament to win some good possible Halo prizes?

[fringe orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/malvado-darwin-el-increíble-mundo-de-gumball-asustadizo-de-miedo-gif-21081802

it better be nice

[gritty hinge]

RIP lol

I made a post in #1076327824924872755 if you wanna see it.
https://discord.com/channels/471722331820130324/1239145370907447317

[junior anchor]

oh

[gritty hinge]

I mean if not, all cool, just trying to spread the word

[muted plaza]

cmon why does everything halo have to be NA

woulda joined but playing on 130-150 ping is awful

[gritty hinge]

Totally good.

[junior anchor]

ok I think i want to join

[junior anchor]

Are you gonna join?

[gritty hinge]

If you want the links, just send me a DM

[junior anchor]

ok

[fringe orchid]

idk

https://tenor.com/view/dont-know-idk-dunno-no-idea-no-clue-gif-22858277

bye guys

[gritty hinge]

Have a good night, and again, feel free to DM if interested

[junior anchor]

ok

[barren bramble]

Happy mother's day 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

[fickle drift]

You get used to it after a while lol

[muted plaza]

no you dont and you shouldnt have to

[obsidian wyvern]

is your matchmaking on extended

@muted plaza

where in europe are u as well

[soft kiln]

me in my ping 300 let's goooooo

[muted plaza]

yeah it is, but on local I can barely find games

[muted plaza]

hungary, but any european game has a good ping

[obsidian wyvern]

thats why youre getting such high ping, keep it on local during peak eu times

[muted plaza]

I tried local during peak times and I couldnt find games properly

[obsidian wyvern]

welcome to the ranked halo experience

[muted plaza]

not just ranked, quick play is the same

[fickle drift]

Do you get blacklisted for reporting others

[worldly sedge]

I was gonna say last night the thing with GamePass and game preservation/supporting game developers from my perspective is that it’s a mixed bag. Like don’t get me wrong, I love GamePass. I like the notion that it’s like Blockbuster (man I’m old) and that I can rent a game, play it, if I like it I could buy the actual game or something for if I don’t like it, I can simply uninstall it without buyer’s remorse.

There are so many good games that I’ve played like Double Fine products (Grim Fandango, Psychonauts), Vampire Survivors, Age of Empires, etc. But when it comes to games that I want to preserve physically or want to keep, I’ll buy it like Jedi Survivor, Resident Evil 4 Remake, Armored Core VI. I think it’s a good idea that these huge games should not come to GamePass because it actually supports the developers. Also yes I may own a few digital games online with Elden Ring and all but that’s because I’m lazy lol.

[fickle drift]

My friends and I all are used to games that are pretty much NA only, it sucks but you either deal with it or join the rest of the crowd and leave

Anyways like I was asking if you mass report players do you get blacklisted

Because I’m lowkey getting sick of people essentially throwing btb heavy games because they refuse to use vehicles

[obsidian wyvern]

theres probably a system to prevent it

[fickle drift]

I’ve said it before, amoebas play better than these teams

[obsidian wyvern]

and idk if thats exactly a great case for reporting lol

[round laurel]

No one can really answer this.
I imagine if you're doing reports through the game that it has a threshold before someone looks at it, but I'm just guessing tbh.

[fickle drift]

I mean I found someone lag switching so there’s that but going off of mcc’s reporting I doubt it works

[round laurel]

If you do manual reports with evidence, someone will look at it for sure though.

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

[fickle drift]

Right

[obsidian wyvern]

i should report that team i found yesterday but ngl its too much effort for me to bother. hate submitting tickets

[tame orbit]

is it just me or the anti cheat for halo just trash

[fickle drift]

I guess 26-100 in heavies isn’t something particularly ban worthy but it’s infuriating

[tame orbit]

i forgot its name

[round laurel]

For real.
If I'm mad I'll do it, but I've yet to encounter any cheaters.

[obsidian wyvern]

eac

[round laurel]

You can't report people for playing bad.

[obsidian wyvern]

our entire team was afk

[fickle drift]

How do I stop queueing into them then

[obsidian wyvern]

im never letting go of this match lol

[round laurel]

Pray.

Or make friends. Maybe do both, actually...

[fickle drift]

True

Problem is aus is dead, and the good players either stay with each other or play other games so I’m stuck with the chimps from the local zoo

[fickle drift]

My entire team was active

And they played worse

[tame orbit]

replace the team with chimps from the local zoo they will do alot better

[fickle drift]

I had one guy on my team grilling the rest of them, usually I would say something like “it’s just a game chill” but he was like top 3 with me so it was rightfully deserved

I just don’t understand how people don’t think “I’m playing a mode with a focus on vehicles, maybe I should use them”

[tame orbit]

can i teach a gorilla to play halo? 🤔

[fickle drift]

So annoying watching my teammates literally walk past the banshee multiple times

[tame orbit]

should i teach a gorilla to play halo? 🤔

maybe there bad with banshees?

[fickle drift]

At this point you could teach a statue and they would top frag

[tame orbit]

ima teach a ma5b to play halo

[fickle drift]

I would rather someone give the banshee a go and blow it up than give it to the enemy team for free kills

[tame orbit]

ima have to agree

i can best drive warthogs because who cant?

my favorite is chopper because its strong fast and only need one person

[fickle drift]

Like last night I ran into Mint and Grenada and many of my teammates were just running around in the open like deer in open season getting beamed by them

[tame orbit]

i havent played alot of halo recently other than halo ce and its painful

im scared of hce mp

[worldly sedge]

Yeah Halo Reach multiplayer has been mostly a hit with me. I don’t understand how people can master the DMR or anything that is precision. The bloom is the worst gaming mechanic since knock back.

[fickle drift]

I like halo mp but I cannot stand team modes

[worldly sedge]

I feel if they kept without the bloom it would be enjoyable for me

[fickle drift]

Maybe if ranked was more populated I would suggest hc reach

Mlg settings meaning zero bloom

I know I sound like a broken record and it must get boring hearing it from me but I can’t be the only one who wants people to just use their brain

Somehow they just can’t fathom that

[worldly sedge]

I'm like hey shouldn't it be the other way around?

[fickle drift]

Sadge

[normal owl]

Ironically, I had started getting ready for bed early by the time you sent this haha. So yes, I would have gone to sleep. 😂

[normal owl]

So the teams were even, bc all your team needed was you and H8.

[obsidian wyvern]

and h8
aye lol

[fickle drift]

I’m glad btb has that bonus multiplier

Super handy

[junior anchor]

hi guys

[fickle drift]

I’ll report them when I get home since you got the footage for me 😄

[obsidian wyvern]

got a few clips

[normal owl]

Metro Exodus on a Game Pass ad!

[worldly sedge]

I haven’t played the DLC for Exodus but I wanted to back then

Especially Sam’s story, he’s a cool guy

[bronze breach]

hate how we cant customize the visor on the attachment lol. it sets a random color for the coating than using your chosen visor

[lapis crag]

I would like to see them add the halo 4/5 armour

Hell if they made it a core, they could just bring over armour from halo 4/5

[candid solar]

I mean, there's more to it than 'just port it's, but I agree. It'd be nice.

[muted plaza]

I tried finding a game on local and I instantly found one, but after that game I sat in queue for about 6 minutes with nothing, tried both quick match and ranked arenas

no idea why they didnt just add the old server selector, was much better

[pine siren]

They not like us

[vocal oyster]

Tune into London HCS today, before 10:59 pm CDT, and watch for 2 hours to claim the Victory Chalice nameplate/Backdrop if you haven't added it to your Twitch Drops!

[jade walrus]

downside is it attracts tryhards sometimes

[forest lagoon]

Are people not supposed to try hard having fun?

[jade walrus]

why I say that is because when you have tryhard enemies, there's basically no fun because you constantly die

this is why I stay away from enemies and try to kill them from far

[left bone]

be like me

[obsidian wyvern]

so they're just better at the game

[left bone]

die and adapt

[left bone]

that's all you should do

[left bone]

seems like it

[jade walrus]

eh, wouldn't say that because they're just more aggressive

[obsidian wyvern]

how is being aggressive being a tryhard lol

[left bone]

yeah
apparently me rushing in the enemy's face to punch them to death is considered a tryhard now

[obsidian wyvern]

you're ruining the game jelly

[left bone]

noo!! but i like punching people!!

[obsidian wyvern]

!!!! how could u do this

[left bone]

i had to be....aggressive....

close quarters....combat.....

[fickle drift]

I have finally returned.

[left bone]

he has returned

[fickle drift]

Ladies and gentlemen, and those of unspecified gender and/or identity...

I would like to say...

I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries.

[left bone]

(everyone thinks that!)

[fickle drift]

Let's go.

[granite sky]

lol i used to play world of tanks a lot and sometimes there would be a player that just rushes into open and dies with no damage, and would then call everyone else a coward. huh? for not rushing in to get shot by 10 tanks? be patient!

[left bone]

oh dang

[fickle drift]

You know, a "Twisted Metal" style mode in Halo would be kinda cool.

Vehicle-only mayhem.

[left bone]

thats be cool

just imagine a beefed out warthog with the most turrets slapped onto it

[fickle drift]

That would be awesome.

[finite patrol]

Sgt. Johnson as Axel

[ocean herald]

Reach had a rocket hog mode, iirc it was multi team so you have absolute mayhem lol

[left bone]

i want an post apocalypse-themed fracture event now

[fickle drift]

Oh yeah.

[ocean herald]

I do wish we had more vehicle modes that were kinda silly/lighthearted

[left bone]

just a spartan made out of metal scraps and other scavenged parts slapped together like an arts and crafts project

and an included vehicle gamemode thats similar to the mad max movies

[fickle drift]

Just thought I would ask, how exactly did that "This Is Halo" trailer from a short bit ago make you guys feel?

You think it's like some kind of "relaunch" of sorts or anything like that?

[left bone]

maybe

like that no man's sky treatment

where the game was wonky at launch but got fixed up as the years passed by

[granite sky]

seems just to be an ad for whats in game rn, no relaunch or anything

[fickle drift]

Idk, the titling seems kinda weird if it's not meant to be anything more than an ad.

Also(and maybe it's just me) but I ain't seeing YouTube giving me Halo ads.

But when Cyberpunk was doing that Phantom Liberty DLC(basically the relaunch for the public eye), that was giving out ads.
The same thing with No Man's Sky, seemingly whenever they have a new big update coming out.

[granite sky]

it's for the store pages of the game, steam etc, an updated ad vid

[fickle drift]

I'd say there still is the chance that they might be trying to push with more marketing for Infinite now, which if there's any time where it'd be good to do so, it's now. (especially if they have more stuff planned for the game and actually want to get meaningful revenue)

That's just my opinion.

Random Question: Theoretically speaking, if something isn't coming to a game and/or project(as in nothing has been made for that item in question, nor there are plans to add or create it), would you still be required to not comment on the subject matter, or would you would be free to comment?

[hasty zinc]

huh?

[fickle drift]

So like...

So let's say: You have a plate, you following along?

[finite patrol]

Where’s the vehicles and weapons?

[fickle drift]

You have a plate, and the chef has put an apple on this plate.

[hasty zinc]

what type of plate?

[obsidian wyvern]

I think if he's saying if someone was asking about a rumour and you knew it wasn't true, can you say it wasn't true

[hasty zinc]

paper plate?

[fickle drift]

That could work.

[hasty zinc]

type of apple? Red, Granny Smith, Yellow, Honey Crisp, Fuji, Braeburn, McIntosh?

[granite sky]

holographic meatloaf

[fickle drift]

Uh...

I think we should maybe stop we the apple talk, guys...

I mean, my profession doesn't really have a great reputation with apples...

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/rJaiC4eiKnt.gif

[finite patrol]

Works for me, you just throw the apple at them

[fickle drift]

I was once betrayed by a candy apple.
For instead of being made of candy, it was infact largely made of apple.

[obsidian wyvern]

that's a first, went back to the lobby and the game says you can't connect to infinites servers anymore

[granite sky]

candy apples are awful

[fickle drift]

Haven't you heard the saying?!

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-matt-smith-eleven-hate-apples-gif-5140731

[hasty zinc]

I love Caramel and Candy Apples

[fickle drift]

Guys, if you keep mentioning apples, I'm going to stop existing.

[hasty zinc]

we can't be friends anymore

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/dRkwroOsiPY.gif

[fickle drift]

It was a good run Aegis 🫡

[hasty zinc]

keep taking about apples guys

apple pie is good

ooh and there are apples that taste like grapes

[fickle drift]

I do like apple crumble tbf

[hasty zinc]

let's go!

[granite sky]

🍎 👄 🍎

[hasty zinc]

[fickle drift]

I YIELD!

I SAW NOTHING, DARKNESS, A VOID!

[left bone]

wait a minute

youre a doctor?

[hasty zinc]

so your life flashed before your eyes?

[obsidian wyvern]

mcds apple pies suck though

[hasty zinc]

it depends, if they're fresh then I like them

[fickle drift]

There was nothing...

[bronze breach]

Brutepocalypse when. Waves and waves of brutes sounds like fun

[fickle drift]

Don't mention the oversized apes, man...

[bronze breach]

[fickle drift]

They remind of the time I had to revisit a bunch of monkeys who, for some reason, wouldn't stop jumping on the bed.

[left bone]

one fell down and hit his head

[fickle drift]

Oh yeah, it was just one, then another... and another...

Do you have any idea how hard it is to call down a monkey and access it's condition?

[bronze breach]

Precursor to the planet of the apes.

Jokes aside. Could it the food or medication?

[fickle drift]

huh

[bronze breach]

Making them go all jumpy

[fickle drift]

Nope, they were just playing a game apparently.

[livid oyster]

You maniacs! You blew it up!

[bronze breach]

Lol

[fickle drift]

I'm inclined to say that "head trauma" was not an intended part of said game.

[bronze breach]

Hope they alright

[fickle drift]

Yeah, they made a full recovery.

[jade walrus]

I'm actually surprised how long the match composer update is taking, it's been 5 months since it's been confirmed to be in development on halo infinite

[fickle drift]

Maybe they are working on other big things at the same time, who knows.

Does anyone currently here here have the ability to post images? (I need to see that Banished Honor image for reference)

[jade walrus]

inheritors

[fickle drift]

There's a part of that thinks that assassinations might be coming in, due to that Banished Honor banner having Spartan with a knife out in his hands(you know, the chest attachment in the operation pass).

[jade walrus]

most likely just for promo purposes and cinematics

[fickle drift]

And I can't say the other reason that makes me believe assassinations might be coming in, as THAT would go into territory that admins would prefer to not talk about.

(it starts with the letter l and ends in a k)

And for the promo reasoning... the Spartan don't even look that hard. (or maybe I'm just being a bit harsh)

[left bone]

uhh
lock?

[left bone]

what spartan

[fickle drift]

😐

The one in the Banished Honor promo image.

[left bone]

yeah that coating doesnt do him justice

[tardy radish]

I’m convinced Halo Infinite has an aiming deficiency.

Something is off with the aim assist man. Its not like Halo 1-5

[jade walrus]

I use kbm for better aim

[livid oyster]

Idk how true it is, but I did hear halo 5 aim assist was a lot stronger than infinite

[forest lagoon]

Talking about not talking about it is still talking about it

[fickle drift]

You're getting into semantics!

Though valid.

[forest lagoon]

It's not a preference that you don't discuss it. It's in the rules. So

[fickle drift]

Is that so?

[worldly sedge]

Was gonna say Happy Mother’s Day but Catherine Halsey exists and she’s not a “good” mother

[forest lagoon]

[worldly sedge]

Also Spartan III’s are orphans which is also unfortunate

[forest lagoon]

This is what happens when I try to be nice

[fickle drift]

I apologize.

Who would win in fist fight, Jason Voorhees or Master Chief?

[livid oyster]

In the spirit of mother’s day how about Pamela voorhees vs Halsey

[fickle drift]

That's actually a good one.

[livid oyster]

Lol

[fickle drift]

Pamela

So does Halsey have both arms in this situation or

[livid oyster]

We’ll go with both at their peak

[fickle drift]

Well, Pamela still.

[jade walrus]

if you give halsey the flood treatment she'd have more than two arms

[fickle drift]

That's basically giving her a gun in a fist fight(metaphorically speaking).

[wary dove]

Batman vs MasterChief first encounter who would win

[fickle drift]

But yeah, I'd say Pamela wins. She's actually "fought" and killed people herself.

[fickle drift]

What does Batman have in this situation?

[wary dove]

I’ll give him the Batmobile

[fickle drift]

So JUST the Batmobile? No gadgets or anything? You GOTTA be specific man.

[candid solar]

Batman's taken out harder targets than Chief, so.

[fickle drift]

Well yeah, I'd say Bane is pretty comparable to Chief. (I think)

Chief doesn't really have anything Batman hasn't seen before.

So I'd say Batman wins(as long as he doesn't actively try getting close).

[livid oyster]

Chief can lift like close to 20k lbs. He rips Batman in 2, next

[candid solar]

Batman's dodged bullets before.

[frigid linden]

batman w/ time to plan 😂😂

[wary dove]

No like batman on his usual encounter with his gadgets and all

And chief with a magnum from halo 3

[candid solar]

Like, in the air bullets.

Batman's 'tag' is supposed to be that he's like, peak human, but he's pretty much superpowered.

[livid oyster]

What is batmans reaction time?

[candid solar]

Depends on the writer, just like Chief's.

[wary dove]

Imagine if it was Arkham batman

[livid oyster]

Well what was the fastest time given to him

[wary dove]

I can’t give Batmobile then Arkham batman that’s too op

[candid solar]

Dodging a sniper's bullet by sensing air currents.

So... however fast that is.

[indigo wadi]

hey guys what have they added in the latest update? havent played this game in a while

[wary dove]

That’s some avatar the last airbender moves

[candid solar]

Yes

[bronze breach]

Ultra Instinct.

[wary dove]

There are new playlists and refreshes for old ones and new quality of life changes

New maps also with new pallets for forge

[indigo wadi]

no weapons?

[wary dove]

No, I don’t see why they can’t add them as the weapon models look like new weapons on their own

[indigo wadi]

rip, alr thanks

[wary dove]

But 343 has done a fantastic job on the game

I hope at one point they allow for the playlists to be connected to forge maps

[obsidian wyvern]

a forge made map/mode is coming to mm soon

[floral pollen]

Survive the Undead by The Forge Falcons
It was shown during the dev stream

[obsidian wyvern]

I've been playing that mode a bit, it can get quite difficult

I think as a 5 stack, wave 12 was our highest

gotta keep it English dude

[fallow temple]

My english very bad(

[obsidian wyvern]

translate might help

[fallow temple]

Ehh, okey

[livid oyster]

I just realized monstcr is a pro player. I was playing him in ranked snipers yesterday. I now feel better about the results of that match lol

[obsidian wyvern]

everyone says he cheats if it makes you feel better

[tight remnant]

Please use English. We are not equipped to moderate in other languages. You can use a translator as revenant suggested

[livid oyster]

[fallow temple]

Okey, i understand

[livid oyster]

Wtf. I had a teammate who was super suspicious of that but I just said eh this guy is really good prob

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah like most people are asking for him to stream his gameplay because he does badly on Lan but amazing online lol

[livid oyster]

Lol damn

[merry stirrup]

I got spurs, that jingle, jangle, jingle