general-chat

[fickle drift]

Their choices for Tales of the Empire are, odd.

I guess more of Bariss Offee is cool but the other one from Mando couldn’t care less about.

I’d rather see more of Krennic or Yularen tbh

[ocean herald]

took me some time, but i think this is the topher edit https://youtu.be/JdoWJywrOuw?si=KananfoDe0WLmiiu

^ spoilers ig if you haven't seen the prequels/originals

[mystic marsh]

So, I'm back.

[fickle drift]

Or hell give us more Trilla I’d never say no to more Second Sister.

[mystic marsh]

I was eating my mourning dinner.

[ocean herald]

now time for the celebration dinner

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[obsidian wyvern]

wait what

tales of the empire? guess i missed that announcement

[fickle drift]

Yeah there’s a trailer, thought we’d skipped a month for a bit lol

[mystic marsh]

So, I don't know my favourite character yet.
But for now it's the Jedi Training Device from Episode IV.

[obsidian wyvern]

i really need to catch up on the bad batch so i can unmute everything on twitter

[normal owl]

I was just going to say something about that lol

[ocean herald]

he's not in the movies but Starkiller is my favorite character

[candid tusk]

Starkiller is both a baller and actually really cool conceptually.

[mystic marsh]

I just imagine like Anakin going to fight a Sith and taking a literal Training tool to use and fight.

Pretty sure it is illegal to do that in the series.

I know that even Siths have rules (i.e. not allowed to disable the lightsaber during a fight) even though they cheat.

But it would be hilarious to me.

"Guess what? Dodge that". Uses both the Lightsaber and the Jedi Training Device

[ocean herald]

he's on OG. sam witwer did an amazing job. he also voices darth maul in clone wars

[livid oyster]

Sam witwer the 🐐

[normal owl]

This was pretty sweet!

[mystic marsh]

I find it cool that.

Despite me not being active, I know some people here.

Trenchbird, Revenant, Attorney, Bigdogeatkid just to name a few.

[obsidian wyvern]

their masks are so cool

and when kanan wears it too whew

[trim saddle]

that is pretty

[fickle drift]

It’s alright. I see how it is.

[trim saddle]

reminds me of Jack from the Fable games.

[normal owl]

Proud to be in your Top 4

[obsidian wyvern]

i am not

[normal owl]

(yes he is)

[obsidian wyvern]

!

[fickle drift]

4 kills and 17 deaths i am very good at halo infinite

[livid oyster]

Sounds like 2 of the 3 teammates they give me

[exotic bramble]

Hello

[exotic bramble]

Try 0-15

[livid oyster]

How’s it goin

[obsidian wyvern]

i regret looking at this every so often

[livid oyster]

If I had a teammate go 0-15 I would report them for not hacking

[steady jolt]

Report them for Slacking

[mystic marsh]

Now I've realised.

I'm pretty sure people don't know how to really pronounce my name.

[fickle drift]

Gweez dough lohf

[obsidian wyvern]

about how id say it

[mystic marsh]

It's correct.

[fickle drift]

[amber mirage]

What if I want to pronounce it Guys Do Love?

[steady jolt]

Lmao

[obsidian wyvern]

would make sense with his bio

[mystic marsh]

That would be the same thing as calling LeBron James "The Bronze Age".

[candid tusk]

It's times like these when I look to Bjork for guidance.

[amber mirage]

Sounds about right to me

[ocean herald]

do you say gif with a hard or soft g?

[candid tusk]

Silent g.

[mystic marsh]

Also I'm Pan so I don't really mind.

[mystic marsh]

If? If what?

[candid tusk]

I'm gonna say it, I prefer deep dish to pan.

[granite sky]

ghew wheez oh loh fffff

[mystic marsh]

My nickname used to be worse btw. Around 3 or 4 years ago (I think) it used to be YTosemfome.

[candid tusk]

That's nonsense, good change.

[mystic marsh]

I'm Brazilian.

[candid tusk]

Unacceptable.

[mystic marsh]

It literally meant a mix for "YT" (Which is to mean that I'm a Youtuber) and "Tosemfome" (Formally "To sem fome", literally means "I am noy hungry").

The best part of all is that I wasn't even a youtuber.

And people called me YT instead of the literally the way I intended back then, Tosemfome.

[amber mirage]

Why Toes More for Me?

[mystic marsh]

"Doc Hudson won three piston cups".
"He did WHAT on these cups?!".

Thanks for reminding of that quote from Cars.

[cosmic aspen]

Gym playing “Blow me away”

[granite sky]

no phone use in the squat rack get back to work

[cosmic aspen]

[exotic bramble]

I’m a few ranks away from hero

[hasty zinc]

I'm only 6k games away

[exotic bramble]

Well I’m not sure

I’m on the bronze one

[floral pollen]

Bronze is the very beginning
Onyx Cadet 3 is about halfway

For reference, I'm about Diamond Colonel 2, and still have like 3.5k games estimated until Hero

[exotic bramble]

I’m 7,600 games away

[floral pollen]

not too bad

I think I was at about 6k in Plat

[exotic bramble]

I’ve played 60 something games so far

[floral pollen]

forget how many games I have tbh

It's either like 1.5k or a bit over 2k

[lone kelp]

Guys some ammo stations in hunter areas or boss areas are unlimited right so after using them 2 times it becomes unresponsive or that ammo is full when in reality I'm out of ammo, sometimes not even half of the ammo I've refilled and this happens.

[fickle drift]

game, sadly

[trim saddle]

thats one cosplay I wanted to make one day, or at least have the mask.

[fickle drift]

i want more fantasy and scifi games that just tell a story and aren't some drawn out heavily realistic (expect the 20 problems with plasma if there is any and a few hundred with lore ) franchises

[fickle drift]

fable mentioned (goated games)

[normal owl]

Mass Effect: Legendary Edition is a pure classic example of exactly that. It's one of the most highly regarded narrative-driven games and well worth your time.

[cedar turret]

If you can make it through the first game

They fix most of the problems in the second

[winter flame]

I love the regen so much

Being able to repair team mates vehicles like it’s battlefield

[livid oyster]

That regen is pretty cool, but the other day I got really close to destroying a scorpion and the dude hopped out and threw a regen on it

I know I had that mr incredible despair look in my eyes

[winter flame]

Tbf tanks are pretty rare

Well in normal btb, but now they’ve added vehicles I don’t really find heavies that enticing

Honestly not sure how there wasn’t a razorback on high power at launch

[livid oyster]

It don’t bother me on most vehicles, but if I see a wraith or scorpion get a regen I die a little inside

[winter flame]

I just had a game we got 3 wasps 🤣

I was in our wasp, and then there was a symmetric drop but I helped a guy get the wasp that dropped on their side

That spiralled fast lol, but I mean rightfully lol

I don’t really think they made vehicles too weak in infinite, they spawn regularly enough

[jade walrus]

managed to get 5 kills in a row because of enemies being distracted on a large group of my team

[slim niche]

Hey

Whats the fastest way to get the Ninja medal

[granite sky]

If u mean for the challenge, firefight if still bugged. If they fixed it, btb and go for camo. U need backsmacks, Ninja is different

[slim niche]

Thanks

[slim niche]

No i mean Ninja

[winter flame]

Just stand around a doorway and jump over the other play backwards

It’s not gonna be easy unless you risk doing it a lot

[pliant hatch]

hated people that did that cause it was lame, but it's fine if you're just trying to get the medal.

[last fulcrum]

Baby gronk rizz

[winter flame]

They do it cus u hate it

Nobody likes getting ninja’d

[candid solar]

I do like it when someone tries to ninja me and fails tho

[winter flame]

I’m usually impressed when they manage it but when I see it done to others it hurts to see

Gotta bag after a failed attempt to ninja you

[fresh turtle]

Someone tried multiple times to ninja me today. They warped in front of me... "High" ping games are no bueno lol I'm like hmm thnx smack em and keep going.

[winter flame]

Man BTB has made such a turn around in this game

[simple prawn]

Just wish there were more coms in BTB like the good old days

Why coms are off by default is the dumbest decision ever

[fresh turtle]

Idk I had to turn it off, echoing while in discord lol

[simple prawn]

Just mute people that are in your discord in game chat then others can enjoy you too

[mystic marsh]

I have a small question.

Do some of you think that Lightsabers are Lame and Boring?

I think they are quite cool, but a lot of media uses it or something simillar.

[fickle drift]

Lightsabers were a lot more cool before people started surviving fatal wounds from them on a regular basis.

[mystic marsh]

Wasn't Disney's fault for doing that?

[muted rose]

Yes.

[fickle drift]

Maul survived Phantom Menace and that was pre-acquisition so.

[mystic marsh]

Also how the heck Kylo's saber work? Let alone the whip saber?

[muted rose]

There’s a reason besides “he was lucky” though

[lapis ivy]

Wishing there were sentinels in forge as ai

Grunt mules etc

[muted rose]

Finn got cut straight up the spine and is up and walking less than a few hours later

“Lucky”

[mystic marsh]

I know it looks cool but I don't think that it would be effective to slice or deflect stuff with your handguards.

[simple prawn]

Mauls story is the best in star wars imo. The way they killed him off was lame AF though

[muted rose]

Maul gets cut in half, uses his rage and hatred/sith training to hold on until he gets to lotho minor and rebuilds himself, losing his sanity in the process.

[simple prawn]

Kylo wren isn't star wars. That trilogy doesn't exist. It was just a cheap fan made knock off.

[muted rose]

You tell me which ones cooler

[mystic marsh]

I liked Episode IX, despite being janky as heck.

[fickle drift]

Yeah the 'literally too angry to die' explanation is such a meme lol

They did good stuff with Maul afterwards so it gets excused, but it started the slippery slope on which we're now careening off the bottom.

[mystic marsh]

Kylo looks ugly and in one of the scenes there was a rendering error in the ships.

There were some ships that were popping on the screen all of sudden like some kind of old PS2 game.

[muted rose]

Too angry to die is a better explanation than “oh he’s just lucky.”

[fickle drift]

True, it's still bad.

[muted rose]

It is

But maul actually did something so I let it go

[fickle drift]

Yeah we're agreed on that lol

[muted rose]

And then there’s disneys inconsistency on the force itself

Which, granted isn’t as bad as legends

[granite sky]

there rlly isnt an easy way to ninja just any place with a corner and jump backwards over enemy as they turn idk

[winter flame]

Just do it

[obsidian wyvern]

msft putting halo into their ad is unusual to me lol

[winter flame]

It was the same around infinite launch

[granite sky]

i want to be a hero but i have a pc

[fickle drift]

I get a little smile every time I see the Infinite Chief design on promo stuff though.

[normal owl]

Well with the show having just reached a zenith of popular mindshare, it makes sense to remind the public "hey we're the Halo gaming brand".

[winter flame]

U are a hero don’t worry

[granite sky]

thank u for inflating my ego

[amber mirage]

Born to be Hero, Cursed to be Bronze Cadet

[jade shadow]

I have a question. I've been seeing spartans running around with Hunters. They dont attack, they seem to fight along side us. I'm very confused.

[obsidian wyvern]

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1776294592159129857

america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) on X

this is the fastest merch turnaround I've ever seen in my life

Twitter · Apr 5, 2024, 5:03 PM

[amber mirage]

It's a custom powerup on some firefight maps

[amber mirage]

Do I get it for free?

[hasty zinc]

i felt a rumble, ordering one online now

[amber mirage]

That was my stomach, sorry

[jade shadow]

Ohhh

[obsidian wyvern]

i have to ask where you saw it was the most streamed show outside of paramount+ because i cant/couldnt see anything on that

[dry bolt]

Hello chat 👋

[mystic marsh]

Hello there.

I have a question.

[simple prawn]

Hey that's me on that ad!

[mystic marsh]

Is the Covenant Carbine bullet or plasma?

[simple prawn]

Nothing slaps like the halo 2 trailer.

[fickle drift]

"Rather than using plasma bursts which can be inaccurate and slow at long range, this weapon utilizes caseless radioactive projectiles, shot out at supersonic speeds." - Apparently.

Funny how that description kind of jabs at the Pulse Carbine now that I read it.

[mystic marsh]

So basically, every covenant weapon with a clip isn't plasma?

[amber mirage]

Closest I could see was this, which only shows the US, and only shows one week in February. Under the Streaming > Original section, it's at number 5. https://www.nielsen.com/data-center/top-ten/

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah i just never saw it at number 1 so i was wondering

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[mystic marsh]

It seems so.

[candid solar]

Because Halo downright seems to be the unfavorite of the Microsoft Lineup right now?

Not to be confused with the completely unrecognized Gears.

[winter flame]

Why do I keep getting breaker and deadlock 😭

[obsidian wyvern]

https://vxtwitter.com/ArbiterPOG/status/1776010501639610711
never knew this

[candid solar]

I figured that out on my first ever legendary run

In like, 2009

[mystic marsh]

Oh yeah, I forgot to say.

[lapis ivy]

What banished species use the pulse carbine skirmishers do no?

[obsidian wyvern]

smthn like that

[mystic marsh]

I played Halo 3 before beating Halo 2.
On Multiplayer.

The multiplayer is fun and people say it's the most "Noob friendly".

Is it problematic or something?

Like, to play the Multiplayer of a Sequel before beating the game before it.

[candid solar]

No?

That's some dumb gatekeepy crap if people think like that

[fickle drift]

Not to sound like a broken record, but, it's really up to you.

Multiplayer doesn't have a determinate play order, just play what you like.

[mystic marsh]

Oh, okay.

[ruby vine]

Hello,

Does anyone know how to create a party game mode in Halo 2 the master chief collection, I have seen that type of game in games created in online multiplayer and I would like to know how to create it, the grenades or explosions make it jump very high

[mystic marsh]

I feel like I am a special member here, but not for the right reasons.
Like, I remember being constantly worried here about playing a Halo game and getting bullied for it.
I managed to not care about that, meaning that I don't think about my past and my weird Sonic obsessions as often, but I feel I still get recognized as that.

A weird and worried Halo and Star Wars fan.

[granite sky]

hey guys i got mcc but should i play halo 1 on the original xbox console someone said thats the only way i should play

[obsidian wyvern]

if you don't play it on the original Xbox you're not a real halo fan and I'll never forgive u for it

[lapis ivy]

Lol

[mystic marsh]

I know you're joking but here's the catch:
The OG Xbox was really unpopular in Brazil.

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm not

[mystic marsh]

I don't know if there are stats about the sales here, but it's likely that it flopped here.

[amber mirage]

Hi not

[obsidian wyvern]

👋

[mystic marsh]

I hope you'll become a talented Peanot when you grow up.

[fickle drift]

Haven't played the 1999 build? Can't be friends. That's just how it is.

[jade walrus]

ughhh why do enemies foul play in btb

[lapis ivy]

You can play mcc on any Xbox consoles either you're a halo fan @mystic marsh

[jade walrus]

there was a tank in one corner, a banshee in the other, and enemies at the rest

[mystic marsh]

I have Xcloud, it counts as Xbox.

[jade walrus]

it isn't possible to

the 99 build is unreleased

[lapis ivy]

Xcloud 🤔 haven't heard of that one

[jade walrus]

so in reality you're saying you can only be friends with bungie

because no one on earth has the 1999 build besides bungie

[fickle drift]

Lot of Drax's in here today aren't there.

[winter flame]

Bungo is a pretty cool guy

[jade walrus]

that move cannot be pulled because that's saying every halo 3 player hates halo because halo 3 released on xbox 360

[mystic marsh]

What about his Nephew, 343 Andrewstries?

[winter flame]

He’s ok

[jade walrus]

so I just outsmarted you from that

[mystic marsh]

Fair.

[ruby vine]

Hello, I have Halo MCC and I would like to know how to create a Halo 2 game that grenades or explosions make you jump very high

[granite sky]

why isnt halo infinite compatible with xbox (2001)

[fickle drift]

Separate note but I hope that restoration project for the 2000 demo comes along too
Watched that one a lot more when I was young than the Macworld demo

[winter flame]

I’ve been playing like 2 hours and had the same 3 maps, this feels rigged

[mystic marsh]

On Singleplayer? Use the Feather Skull.
On Multiplayer? I don't know.

[lapis ivy]

At least 343 gave ai in forge which is enjoyable can't complain though

[jade walrus]

same with odst, same with reach, same with 4, 5 released on xb1, infinite as well, spinoffs on xbox 360 and xb1

so in reality people who say "people who don't have the original xbox halo are fake halo fans" are the real fake halo fans

[ruby vine]

I have seen that game created in multiplayer

[granite sky]

forge ai is super just need sentinels and flood and falcon to open up a wealth of forge ideas

[jade walrus]

because only 2 halo games are on the original xbox

[lapis ivy]

Yeah that's what I was saying earlier

Sentinels

[fickle drift]

iirc skull options exist for H2 multiplayer, Feather is useable there.

Edit: Just checked and yes you can toggle skulls in custom game options.

[granite sky]

falcon adds the possibility of a "chopper opening" like an air assault into objectives it helps a lot

[lapis ivy]

Like the cinematics in warzone?

[granite sky]

ye like that or the modded invasion maps in Reach mcc

[ruby vine]

Do you create a game and choose that skull?

[lapis ivy]

Koth FF feels a lot like warzone tbh

[obsidian wyvern]

what

[winter flame]

Ur a fake halo fan Rev

[fickle drift]

Yeah I mean its in the custom game options.
You can also change the gravity percentage in 'Player Options'

[jade walrus]

I just used common sense against your "logic"

[obsidian wyvern]

you didn't read what I said properly

[granite sky]

🤭

[fickle drift]

Not worth the effort lol

[winter flame]

A real halo fan wouldn’t dislike reach

[candid solar]

True!!!!!!!!

[obsidian wyvern]

they would hate reach amirite

[fickle drift]

Long since given up my 'true fan' status evidently lol

[jade walrus]

actually I did read it properly, people are halo fans without playing it on the original xbox

[candid solar]

Also true!!!!

[jade walrus]

I haven't played it on the original xbox and I consider myself a true halo fan

[granite sky]

u have to type REAL FAN in all caps it helps convince people

[obsidian wyvern]

well you aren't, sorry to break it to you

[jade walrus]

YOU aren't

[obsidian wyvern]

I've played it on the original Xbox, checkmate

[amber mirage]

The only real Halo fan

[ruby vine]

Yes, I have placed the gravity thing but I like it better when I enter those games that call it a party and with the grenades or some explosion they make it jump very high

[livid oyster]

The halo onlyfans

[candid solar]

Uh oh, buddy, sounds like you like halo on the xbox one

Guess you gotta get that closed casket funeral now, fake fan

[jade walrus]

best map

[fickle drift]

People like Zanzibar.

I don't agree with those people.

[jade walrus]

eerm actually I play it on the xbox series x and pc

[obsidian wyvern]

I liked playing splitscreen on it, that's all

[jade walrus]

(gottem)

[lapis ivy]

What was the other name for Zanzibar I can't remember

[obsidian wyvern]

one flag specific maps tend to be ones I dislike

[candid solar]

Stinky spinwheel

[amber mirage]

Beyblade arena

[obsidian wyvern]

last resort

[candid solar]

Wrong

Rev is gaslighting you

[jade walrus]

last resort is fun to just go on the wheel while sniping enemies

[lapis ivy]

Yeah

[obsidian wyvern]

literally no one does that lol

[jade walrus]

I do that in halo vr for contractors

[obsidian wyvern]

I meant gaslighting

[jade walrus]

oh

[fickle drift]

I have questions that absolutely do not need answered.

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm 100% srs all the time

[candid solar]

No, the suit doesn't do that

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[jade walrus]

that's what a sarcastic person would say

[obsidian wyvern]

really

[candid solar]

Not really

[amber mirage]

Is that like the SRS99 Sniper Rifle?

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah I got early access

[amber mirage]

Lucky

[obsidian wyvern]

perks of being a true halo fan

[livid oyster]

Alright, I’m sick of this chat. Gonna go ignore it for 10 whole seconds now

[jade walrus]

wait, why does btb have a short wait time rn

[obsidian wyvern]

sorry lmao

[jade walrus]

34 seconds, this is beyond illegal

[amber mirage]

I guess all the US East schoolchildren got home

[jade walrus]

i'm in the US west

[amber mirage]

Only explanation

[obsidian wyvern]

thought this was a jab at something else, took me a min

[amber mirage]

It could be a jab

Or it could be serious

[obsidian wyvern]

I'll take it as one, funnier to me

[jade walrus]

only rok will know

[lapis ivy]

Just that Texas south is a windy state I'd be making a cookout:/

[jade walrus]

it's back up to 39

[winter flame]

Cause it’s good

Don’t think I’ve ever played infinite btb for 3 hours

[jade walrus]

it's better when there isn't foul play from the enemy team

[lapis ivy]

Or fishing too my hobbies is playing games gardening halo is my number 1 game

[winter flame]

Fishing is nice

[jade walrus]

I hate when I can't connect to 343 servers on halo infinite because then I have to restart the game

so tedious...

[trim saddle]

tragic

[hard crane]

Traumatic, even

[jade walrus]

all I see is offline

[lapis ivy]

Only haven't gone in five that's the issue and where I go is not as deep and my hooks get stuck on oyster clusters in those Piers

[jade walrus]

I should see nothing on that corner of the screen

[lapis ivy]

Which game is this?

[jade walrus]

infinite

[lapis ivy]

Oh ok

[trim saddle]

im sad i cant use emotes from other servers 😦 but i understand why because some servers have spicy ones

[jade walrus]

343 needs to fix their servers

what the hell

I'm already suspicious of that being a troll

it's def a troll because the next halo game hasn't been announced yet

[trim saddle]

i seem to recognize how much space that those sentences take up so im confident that im not gonna click that

[jade walrus]

i'm too smart for this game

[trim saddle]

the game

[rigid elm]

Hi guys

I’m new to halo

[trim saddle]

new ppl are always welcome

[rigid elm]

Thanks

[jade walrus]

the spacing of the text and length of each line proves what it is

[rigid elm]

Anyone wanna add me on halo

[lapis ivy]

Matchmaking is a pain in the neck but husky raid was so easy that I got so many kills and wins

[obsidian wyvern]

they already showed that in the trailer

[rigid elm]

Or Xbox

[trim saddle]

i watch enough trolling, you start seeing the same patterns lol

[jade walrus]

... I think 343 servers are down on infinite

[normal owl]

Xbox has been a good boy, time to give it another treat

[rigid elm]

Noooo

[obsidian wyvern]

diablo?

[rigid elm]

My name is narutosever6092

[normal owl]

You know that's right!

[rigid elm]

If anyone wants to play

[obsidian wyvern]

aye, hf

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[lapis ivy]

Well technically like five or six win not all the time on husky raid

[trim saddle]

with the new conqueror helmet, you can make a death trooper from star wars on the MK7 core.

[rigid elm]

That’s cool

I still have the faze armor from the first season

Armour

[normal owl]

It's gotten me back on the exercise bike, so it's a win-win-loss: fun-exercise-wallet

[rigid elm]

Anyone wanna play

[fickle drift]

socials??

[normal owl]

#lfg-social

[fickle drift]

woops

[normal owl]

All good! that's just where the people intending to play will likely be.

[fickle drift]

👍

[winter flame]

I still haven’t had oasis in btb

Dice pls

[fickle drift]

i don't know what that means. also revenant, that's going to influence your rating on the next OAR ( or OER, i don't remember )

anyways

first of all: does anyone know a halo player by the name koikatsupartys?

[hard crane]

Oh boi, that's lots of Infinite credits.

[fickle drift]

Second of all: Dear diary, today i taught a spanish new player how to teabag

[normal owl]

Actually it's going into a game with an overpriced shop where you can barely see the cosmetics that you bought:

Diablo IV.

[fickle drift]

Third of all, i forgot what third was supposed to be so if someone knows do tell me

[jade walrus]

why does it say i'm online in the campaign but not multiplayer, 343 needs to fix their servers

[hard crane]

Everything about this feels unholy

[normal owl]

Well in Infinite I can only see my forearms, so it's potato-tomato.

[hard crane]

...fair point.

[floral pollen]

Except for the .1% of times that you win and see your whole Spartan

[steady jolt]

Make sure and report any issues you are encountering. You can flag an issue if you think there is an outage starting

[calm fiber]

Please refer to the Halo Support site for additional information and/or to submit a ticket concerning any issues you may be experiencing.

https://aka.ms/HaloSupport

[fickle drift]

make some fries with ketchup

I forgot how many workshop maps I downloaded jfc

[fickle drift]

what does h8 mean

Yo that’s me

[hard crane]

Gotta say I find it odd because... Well, you want to look good in front of other players. But, if your enemies live long enough to see how you look, you're not playing well.

[jade walrus]

I did submit a report

that was the first thing I did

[normal owl]

unbelievably accurate guess at my win percentage, correct wow!

[fickle drift]

the only time you want enemies to see how you look is when you're teabagging them or when you're single handedly taking their entire squad out

[candid solar]

Speak for yourself, I see my (dead body) all the time

[hard crane]

I never do teabagging, it's extra time I rather spend on nading more enemies

[fickle drift]

if we were playing ce, i'd agree

but otherwise, no

[normal owl]

I do wish that one of the first issues they fixed would be the incomplete loading during the match opening: that's the main public gratification of one's purchase/grind.

[hard crane]

I mean yes, but it's also hilarious

[floral pollen]

I feel that
I feel like I never win lol

[fickle drift]

the fact that you can get an overkill with a magnum in ce and that in later games you can't even kill a guy with it is... weird

[floral pollen]

Crayon Spartans

[normal owl]

or when everyone is in some weird shadow lol

[hard crane]

Nah it's just the super secret core.

[normal owl]

the Creep Squad

[fickle drift]

Because the BR/DMR replaced it as the utility weapon.

Except in H5, the Magnum is very good in that game.

[jade walrus]

exactly, if there aren't any enemies near, I might punch them a few times but not t-bagging

[jade walrus]

Paper Halo 64

[fickle drift]

that is DEFINITELY going to influence that rating, take it back

I stole it off of someone, too

[obsidian wyvern]

on the next what

[hard crane]

Nah I'm just gonna search for another Spanker

[livid oyster]

My win rate is a crispy 50%

Almost exactly

[jade walrus]

rockets go boom

[fickle drift]

reach reference, anyways

[jade walrus]

my win rate is 58%

[fickle drift]

mine is like 40% but i have a 2,3 kdr

[jade walrus]

OOOO THE HALO MUSIC PLAYED RIGHT AS I SAID THAT

[obsidian wyvern]

"anyway" but I didn't get an answer, k

[livid oyster]

That’s illegal

[fickle drift]

talk about bad teams

[fickle drift]

i'd give it if i knew it, the best vehicle in halo

[jade walrus]

fear me spartans

[jade walrus]

602 wins, 447 losses

[graceful inlet]

Good night Spartans!
(and our marines 🫂)

And of course ODSTs... And others... but mainly Marines

[dreamy wasp]

Hello everyone

[normal owl]

I wish there were no regional restrictions for the Xbox store.

[steady jolt]

Been refreshing some thinga in the house, got set up with new Alexa compatible smart devices. Set up a routine to "Activate gaming mode" - turns the Xbox on, adjusts the lights, etc 😄💚

[graceful inlet]

👍

[normal owl]

Making everyone green with envy

[graceful inlet]

It looks... Green (really nice) 😂.

[dreamy wasp]

I love the sangheli, wish you could play as them like you used to in reach

[normal owl]

Antlers for a lampstand base is really sweet

[livid oyster]

I’ll even that out if you want

[steady jolt]

Set up a Halo one too, but it's still a WIP. Half the time it doesn't play the Halo theme over Spotify and one of the lights won't go blue

[normal owl]

"Alexa, are you suffering rampancy?"

[steady jolt]

It was cool when we bought it, but definitely need a new one. It's leaning pretty badly

[normal owl]

It's very distinctive though: worth saving if possible? No way to repair/adjust?

[jade walrus]

no

[steady jolt]

It's all fake plastic antler stuff. Could save that part as a decoration/ornament, but it was fairly cheap

[jade walrus]

I need a good team in order to get wins higher

no one seems to join my clan besides 4 people

so I just have to suffer in btb

firefight can be boring at times

[normal owl]

Oh, well fooled me lol. Whoa my Discord just bugged out.

[jade walrus]

hr is unfair because spawntrappers

when will halo infinite have a fair grind like 343 wants

[steady jolt]

We had a smaller lamp version to match, but the cats pretty much ruined it 😂

[jade walrus]

no one is accelerating at the same rate

[mystic marsh]

Hey guys.
Now I get it why Library is so hated.
For context, I was playing Sonic Battle on the Game Boy Advance. Often in the game, you finish a fight that takes around 2 minutes of 5 stocks, then they "Get really mad" and fights you again with 10 stocks, taking twice as long as it used to take before.
It gets incredibly repetitive and I got kinda tired of playing the same fight with the same strategy since the CPUs are stupid.

[normal owl]

oh deer me!

[jade walrus]

I'd say have everyone accelerate at the rate of btb's 8000+ applied score or fix btb

[jade walrus]

no matter what match you play, if you win, 8000

[steady jolt]

I don't mind the Library, but that's probably because I never play it as intended. I use the speed run strays - keep moving, run round the outside, Grenade jump through the broken door

[hasty zinc]

yeah and a lot of sections you can just hide

and do nothing until the mission progresses

[jade walrus]

if you lose, less. It makes more sense this way rather than one person getting a million per match and everyone else getting none

[mystic marsh]

I understand.

However, with the example game I gave, it is impossible to skip these.

They are mandatory in the campaign mode of the game.

[jade walrus]

seriously though, the progression system makes me mad due to how fast gods at the game progress than everyone else

this is why bot bootcamp is necessary to even out everything

it would fix all of the grinding issues

[humble lintel]

Please who’s from Germany and wants to play?

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[obsidian wyvern]

you seem to be missing the point of career rank

[obsidian wyvern]

how does that work

[worldly badger]

We now have fly hackers in Infinite with the new EAC its insane

[jade walrus]

i'm going by what 343 said about how everyone will "progress at the same rate"

[obsidian wyvern]

where did they say this

[steady jolt]

I need to play around with routines more, figure out how to use them properly. This is me just trying stuff

[obsidian wyvern]

my Alexa app doesn't seem to like keeping my routines

and I've got an Alexa show in my bedroom, but it doesn't like me changing the wallpaper for that either

[worldly badger]

Fly hacking in Infinite now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUnjlzC8ths

[elfin glacier]

no

[elfin glacier]

maybe she just forgets

[obsidian wyvern]

so silly!

[jade walrus]

somewhere with season 4 or season 5 posts

[obsidian wyvern]

what's the endless thing stckr lol

[steady jolt]

What's annoying for us, is that we have 2 speakers downstairs, but they get registered to a single account. So if I register them, Dannie can't play her Spotify everywhere because they don't show up in her app. It's so silly 😞

[steady jolt]

My Halo Xbox 😛

[jade walrus]

i'm not getting cheaters in any of my matches

[steady jolt]

It should actually be called Zeta, but I think names got messed up at one point

[jade walrus]

I'm just getting foul-players in btb

specifically enemies

certainly doesn't help that 343 wants a totally fair progression system

[worldly badger]

That fly hacking is the first time I have seen that in Infinite since it came out

[obsidian wyvern]

lmao

[jade walrus]

I haven't progressed much from diamond because of this

it's either make it fair or fix matchmaking

because matchmaking is the main cause of an unfair grind

[obsidian wyvern]

you can unlink it can't you

aaa ping

[jade walrus]

I was progressing fine until the foul-play in btb happened in late march

[obsidian wyvern]

one thing is when I try to speak to the Alexa in my living room, for some reason it always gets picked up by the Alexa in my bedroom upstairs so you have to try several times to speak to the right one lol

[jade walrus]

the foul-players made me less confident because my teammates are garbage all the time

[steady jolt]

Yeah, but you can only link to a single account. Essentially, I've had to log into Dannie's Amazon account on my Alexa app just so I can properly set things up. And I need to remember to switch accounta so that the right Spotify account plays

It's kinda working OK now, but it's definitely not an ideal setup

[normal owl]

BOOOOO I hate limitations like that which are side effects from sharing prevention.

Just let us configure how we want.

[obsidian wyvern]

oh I get what u mean, yeah that'd annoy the hell out of me

[normal owl]

Yeah those kinds of obstacles are one of my pet peeves.

[obsidian wyvern]

my dad always buys Alexa's when he sees them on sale, we genuinely have too many in the house

[left bone]

i don't want an alexa or a google home

[normal owl]

One day they will overwhelm you.

[left bone]

my house's too old for that kinda fechnoloy

[jade walrus]

I'm tired of foul-players going unscathed during the entire grind because they get way more than everyone else, it's just as bad as smurfing

[obsidian wyvern]

I have to keep a lot of them unplugged lol

[obsidian wyvern]

ok I'll bite

what do you define as a foul player

[steady jolt]

It's this bit that needs fixing, if they would enable Speaker access to other accounts on the same network I would be sorted

[hasty zinc]

all you need is wifi and an electic socket

[left bone]

one problem

my internet hates me

[jade walrus]

going in massive groups while teammates are split up
tank/wasp/banshee/ghost surrounding you and spawntrap you

[hasty zinc]

smart bulbs are goated

[obsidian wyvern]

we've got 14 Alexa's jfc

[jade walrus]

it makes it impossible to do anything, not even grind

[left bone]

so every time it acts up, i just punch the router

[normal owl]

they're lit

[hasty zinc]

replaced every bulb in my house with one and never looked back

[obsidian wyvern]

that's called playing the game as you're meant to

[obsidian wyvern]

they bug me ngl

[left bone]

wait- what gamemode is Charlotte talkin abt

[jade walrus]

but with horrible teams? no that's foul play

[obsidian wyvern]

we have them in our living room but speaking to Alexa is effort sometimes, and if you use the actual light switch it messes up everything

[obsidian wyvern]

it's not their fault your team isn't great

[jade walrus]

big team battle, the enemies always play foul so that there is no fair chance of anyone winning besides them, it's cruel.

[left bone]

ohhhh yea
i split up from my team to just chew away the enemy teammates with the pew pew weapon and the blam blam grenade

[obsidian wyvern]

this makes no sense

[jade walrus]

it's both their fault

[normal owl]

If they're being chickens about it, then that's fowl play.

[steady jolt]

I'd buy an echo pop for each floor of the house if this was fixed

[left bone]

im a far range gal not a "HUDDLE UP AND DIE IN AN ANT PILE! LETS GO! WOOOO!"

[obsidian wyvern]

the pop is the one with the clock face right

[steady jolt]

No, just a speaker

[jade walrus]

exactly, they're splitting up to hide, not to get kills

[hasty zinc]

we have the clock ones, it's really nice

[obsidian wyvern]

thought that was the dot lol

[hasty zinc]

shows the temp on the screens and stuff

[jade walrus]

it won't do anything unless they stick together and fight

[left bone]

the spkr and warhog in question:

[jade walrus]

otherwise the pros will just pick them off one by one because of their stupidity

[left bone]

the banshee in question:

[normal owl]

fowl play...

[hasty zinc]

my alexas are set up for maximum laziness, I can do all the light stuff, turn on my tv and start watching tv/roku all without having to touch a remote

[left bone]

LOL

[obsidian wyvern]

my TV works with Alexa so I can't watch the doorbell and garden on it too lol

[jade walrus]

if hijacking weren't a thing then we could just run people over all the time and it'd make foul play a lot harder

[jade walrus]

therefore fair game for everyone

[obsidian wyvern]

ah that one

[left bone]

blinks

[obsidian wyvern]

you'll complain when you can't hijack them

[jade walrus]

I wish every enemy was a noob so that I could play like mintblitz

[steady jolt]

Oh yeah, I haven't tried this yet. I think I can do this with my Ring doorbell. Can watch it on the PC app

[left bone]

so ur trash like me

cool!

[jade walrus]

it'd be much better if smurfing could happen in btb

[obsidian wyvern]

I didn't realise there was a pc app

[normal owl]

Stckr talking about it doesn't ring any bells?

[steady jolt]

Alexa app yeah. I struggled to find it on the store, but it's there

[jade walrus]

no, the enemies are just psychopaths who choose to make the game unfair for everyone by grouping together making a human minigun and therefor eliminating noobs

[obsidian wyvern]

ms store in guessing?

[steady jolt]

Yeah

[left bone]

..???

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/rimshot-pun-joke-ba-dum-tss-drum-gif-15808941

[hasty zinc]

I was debating about getting the Echo Show or whatever so I can see my ring on a display, but it just pops up on my phone so I dunno

[steady jolt]

Charlotte, can we move this down to #halo-discussion or take a break with it or something, please

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[left bone]

I WAS gonna SAY THAT LOL

[jade walrus]

every time I get into a btb game there's either enemies who play like this or they go stray like mintblitz and kill off the stupid idiots of my team who happen to be playing the wrong mode at the wrong time

[obsidian wyvern]

our one automatically displays it when the bell rings which is nice

[normal owl]

Thank you, I was getting worried my puns were becoming too commonplace and thus not exciting anymore.

[left bone]

just get good, aim better, and talk to your teammates

ez

[obsidian wyvern]

I smiled tbf

[jade walrus]

I do all 3 of those and nobody helps

i'm better than every one of my teammates but my teammates cause me to get no kills because they're stupid

[left bone]

ok then

play firfight lol

[obsidian wyvern]

next Charlotte is gonna ask to remove the rocket launcher because the enemy can 1 tap you with it

[jade walrus]

firefight is boring as hell

[obsidian wyvern]

something I can somewhat agree with

[jade walrus]

stop trying to make me mad

[left bone]

or maybe ur actually havin a skill issue

[hasty zinc]

alright alright

[jade walrus]

I'm having teammate needing common sense issue

[normal owl]

Can I just brag about what I'm doing right now: work files reorganization on LASO: my keyboard is on my lap and my chair is slid forward under the desk so I can't see my keyboard at all. Naming files that way: numbers, copy/paste, and all. Sorry I'm a badass.

[left bone]

eat ur conputer

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/piano-bruce-almighty-keyboard-keyboard-warrior-fast-typing-gif-3416345

[jade walrus]

no monitor

now that's a challenge

all muscle memory of where everything is

[normal owl]

Sometimes I type a wrong number, but so far nothing a quick correction hasn't solved.

[jade walrus]

also blind skull should've made everything blurry as well because that's how blindness works

chief needs glasses

[normal owl]

I shouldn't tell anyone else about this: could not handle the flood of admirers that would show up.

[livid oyster]

I know where the space bar is without looking

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-believe-you-whatever-lies-gif-3602502

[normal owl]

lol

[jade walrus]

he prob touches alt for space

[livid oyster]

All these haters

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm gonna need video evidence

[normal owl]

You'll get there. Just keep practicing and believing in yourself.

[jade walrus]

I need a faster way to grind than firefight btb fiesta and husky raid

because all 4 of those combined are hell

unless firefight is gruntpocalypse which then it's not

btb fiesta and hr are the hells of grinding

I'm trying to get to hero before june but btb doesn't help

[left bone]

why go for hero?

[normal owl]

Understandable deadline: July is a big No Heroes Allowed month.

[jade walrus]

mark 6 armor, it is the best armor

[fresh turtle]

Don't play ranked tactical slayer... Lol

[obsidian wyvern]

halo 2 guy is here to disagree

[jade walrus]

in halo infinite specifically

[left bone]

as someone who drooled over the halo reach copy, i disagree

[jade walrus]

mark 6 is better than any other infinite armor

[fresh turtle]

Lol they've been at it all day. They really don't like Unyshek.

🤷‍♂️

[left bone]

huh

[jade walrus]

eh

[fresh turtle]

I Can't get ranked lol

[left bone]

wuh?

[obsidian wyvern]

cheater problem?
server problem?

or just swat being a bad game mode lol

[jade walrus]

I would much rather be against a team full of noobs rather than with a bunch of noobs who make the pro of the team get less kills than they normally do (i'm that pro)

[fresh turtle]

Cheaters LOL they're having a blast.

They have no names.

[jade walrus]

is ffa slayer good for grinding diamond

[obsidian wyvern]

oh yeah that

[obsidian wyvern]

ffa has a good payout if you do well
and it's fun

[jade walrus]

good thing I have good movement

[livid oyster]

I don’t think I’ve run into any cheaters in ranked tac. Though I’ve only played like 7 games

[jade walrus]

and above decent aim

[obsidian wyvern]

I've been seeing them all over twitter the last few days

[livid oyster]

Maybe I’m the cheater

[jade walrus]

who?

[fresh turtle]

No clue

[obsidian wyvern]

but also anyone throws out cheater when it comes to swat due to ttk being so low

it's just more obvious now because there's gamertag spoofing and whtvr

[normal owl]

Cheetahs never prosper

[jade walrus]

if there's any good hero ranks in the server, is it possible to learn your power?

[obsidian wyvern]

and that problem which turns all your guns into an auto lol

[livid oyster]

You lion

[jade walrus]

how do I get a team that actually plays the game

[fresh turtle]

Well they're definitely having fun doing it

[normal owl]

Excellent one my friend

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[jade walrus]

I've tried that a million times, no one joins me

[obsidian wyvern]

maybe it's time to move on from btb if it's annoying you this much

[left bone]

yaeh

[steady jolt]

It's time to move on from this conversation now

[jade walrus]

unfortunately I need to find out how to get better teammates

and there's no better way to do that because barely anyone joins my clan

[fickle drift]

💀 Sureee

[jade walrus]

I've been trying so hard, I'm just left in the dust

[fresh turtle]

I solo all the time 🤣

[normal owl]

I should exercise after I'm done with work...but I also want scotch.

[granite sky]

clans are hard to recruit for i wouldnt join a clan anymore even if i was paid for it

[jade walrus]

literally no one wants to help me grind

[left bone]

better to go solo than go quadru-po

[jade walrus]

I'm a depressed loner who gets horrible teammates every matchmaking

[obsidian wyvern]

omg

[fresh turtle]

Yeah, but should at least have one or two ppl with you. It's tough out there with afk's and ppl running straight forward or ruining the match lol

[jade walrus]

that's the hard part, nobody follows me

[left bone]

alright we get it

[normal owl]

I can't take this anymore.

[jade walrus]

let me get my point across

I need to express myself

[fickle drift]

Sbmm is the worst

[granite sky]

try custom games theyre usually pretty fun i get wrecked in mm

[jade walrus]

doesn't work with grinding

[obsidian wyvern]

hot pursuit is so much fun

i need to check out that new br someone made in infinite, was getting a lot of attention

[round stirrup]

Is promoting a CGB lobby in #lfg-customs allowed?

[obsidian wyvern]

yes

[normal owl]

Close Goobers Battle?

[jade walrus]

I've been trying so hard to calm down

I can't, I feel like I need help with everything

[obsidian wyvern]

https://vxtwitter.com/DistortedJakal/status/1772460300224131226

[granite sky]

i know what u mean i need meds to calm 😭

[jade walrus]

I think my depression, anxiety, and gender dysphoria make it worse as well

[granite sky]

looks pretty good they seem like very efficient forgers too

[livid oyster]

Im a good solo player but a not so good teammate

[obsidian wyvern]

hes made some other mode im tryna find in my bookmarks

[left bone]

oh the y1 hcs launch thingamabob is back

[obsidian wyvern]

welp the tweet has swearing so i cant link lol

[jade walrus]

I'm a good team player if I have good bodyguards to make sure I don't die in matches due to 3v1s

I blame the noobs for this

[granite sky]

i am wondering is it possible to remove an account from map credits bc a random guy joined my forge session once and he is in my map credit

[jade walrus]

hell, noobs cooperate more in ranked

[left bone]

..uh

[obsidian wyvern]

did he join when you last saved it

i think they said you can remove it in a newer save

[granite sky]

oh dang

[left bone]

sad

[granite sky]

too late now

[obsidian wyvern]

https://www.halowaypoint.com/halo-infinite/ugc/maps/69bf94cb-1528-445d-92ef-ec92a8ab6a14
is it this by any chance

[granite sky]

yea thats it

[obsidian wyvern]

ill check it out tomorrow if i remember

[granite sky]

nice no pressure i hope u will enjoy

[jade walrus]

I think I spent an hour and a half depressed

[obsidian wyvern]

also it just didnt credit u either lol

[granite sky]

made by ghost ai

[left bone]

considering that i spent 1k credits on an armor coating that is cross-core

i think that's my last time spending credits since the current bps doesnt give u any

well at least i look like a concrete statue with a golden arm

[jade walrus]

I need to figure out how to get bodyguards in halo infinite

it's the only way I can get over 20 kills in btb

due to horrible matchmaking

[steady jolt]

Charlotte, I've been nice. Repeating the same complaints here over and over isn't helpful, nor is it getting you anywhere. It's time to move on

[left bone]

si

[smoky token]

find a tank

go psycho

[granite sky]

maybe u can be bodyguard for players and it will kinda rub off, if u help mates they end up helping u too just by proximity

[cedar turret]

Charlotte

[jade walrus]

my tank gets blown up every time due to tons of enemy jerks that spam hydra

[left bone]

i cant be a bodyguard

[jade walrus]

can't tell if that's you making fun of me or if that's your dog's name

[obsidian wyvern]

jelli how does discord let you change pfp so often

[left bone]

im good thing for one thing and one thing only

staying back and not touching an enemy. once

[cedar turret]

Charlotte Joan

[jade walrus]

phew

[left bone]

does my pfp make you stare at it like its eye candy or soemthing?

[jade walrus]

I have too much to deal with

even with grinding

[cedar turret]

Jaqueline dawn can’t find the ball

[low charm]

Me in oddball

[left bone]

bluename wont get me an answer- anyways

[cedar turret]

If you find the connection between the names you win an internet cookie

[jade walrus]

idk, too depressed to figure it out

[cedar turret]

That’s fine you’d have to love playing with fire to get it anyway

[smoky token]

charlie and jackie

somethin somethin

50 year old sitcom

[granite sky]

aftershocks in ny are lit

[granite sky]

is it from a book

[cedar turret]

No.

[granite sky]

how about a show

[cedar turret]

No

[shut herald]

Can the weekly missions be completed in custom games?

[cedar turret]

🎶

[obsidian wyvern]

?
after reading the page nvm
i dont even want it here anymore lol

[cedar turret]

I’d give you another clue but it’d go off like a cherry bomb

[steady jolt]

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch CHERRY BOMB

[shut herald]

For example can I get 3 Spartan back smacks in a custom game to complete the final mission?

[obsidian wyvern]

no but you can do it in the grunt mode

[shut herald]

Grunt mode?

[obsidian wyvern]

gruntpocalypse

its firefight but just grunts

[shut herald]

I need "spartan" back smacks

[obsidian wyvern]

it still counts

[shut herald]

How

[granite sky]

Bc it does

[obsidian wyvern]

it just does 🤷‍♂️

[granite sky]

The description lies

[shut herald]

So I can back smack a grunt and it works?

[hasty zinc]

yes

[obsidian wyvern]

yes

[ocean herald]

Yes

[left bone]

yes

[shut herald]

Does that mean all the previous "Spartan" specific missions had this loop hole too?

[obsidian wyvern]

no

[ocean herald]

No

[left bone]

no

[jade walrus]

grunts are humans?

[obsidian wyvern]

your capital first letter 😠

[shut herald]

Hmmm. I should've come to you wise sages first I guess

[obsidian wyvern]

but yeah, quite a lot of them could be done in firefight

[ocean herald]

It’s on mobile, it just autocorrects

[granite sky]

Can u call me wise too pls

[cedar turret]

Having seen your discourse here? no.

[low charm]

yes

[jade walrus]

my eyes are so dry now

[livid oyster]

This chat is 140+ iq only

[left bone]

1 sniper bullet round left

[jade walrus]

what's the fastest way to grind apart from firefight that has teammates that actually cooperate

[left bone]

time to make it count

[low charm]

Fiesta maybe?

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

i was tryna find the gif for it actually but it doesnt exist :(

[jade walrus]

I would need to get all 50 kills for it to be a good grinding session even though I can get 3000 quite fast

[viscid belfry]

I've forgotten how incredible Reach's firefight mode is

[cedar turret]

try odst's.

[low charm]

Hmm. Hero rank right? Is it not available at some point? I basically sit around and play fiesta a lot of the time with a buddy lol

[cedar turret]

It was good then.

[obsidian wyvern]

theres no deadline

[jade walrus]

no it is available all the time, I'm just trying to make the grind not take forever

[low charm]

Ahh

[jade walrus]

I'm at diamond

[livid oyster]

The deadline is 2 days before the day after tomorrow

[jade walrus]

false

[low charm]

I'm gold something. I haven't focused on that grind. Best of luck tho

[hasty zinc]

beets, bears battlestar galactica

[ocean herald]

I guess the deadline is once the servers go offline technically

[shut herald]

Ok got 2 back smacks in firefight. Let's see if it counts

[livid oyster]

Gotta get 3

[shut herald]

I already had 1

[livid oyster]

Well then

Get 3 anyway

[winter flame]

Slim Santa I want you to get 3 ninjas in one match

[obsidian wyvern]

i want you to get 5

[winter flame]

ez

i'll just 1v1 you

[livid oyster]

Consider it done 🥷

[obsidian wyvern]

wowowo

[winter flame]

🔥

[livid oyster]

Hopscotch?

[winter flame]

i just choked on water

Hopscotch?

you want me to ninja rev IRL?

[obsidian wyvern]

i am not that short damn

[livid oyster]

1v1 in hopscotch is the only true way to test one’s mettle

[cedar turret]

Double dutch with chains

[obsidian wyvern]

https://vxtwitter.com/Cloud9/status/1776339113404186825

[shut herald]

Wow. Back smacks in firefight worked. I owe you all a debt of gratitude

I offer my first born son as tribute

[obsidian wyvern]

u can keep it

[shut herald]

But I don't want it lol

[hasty zinc]

ooh I like that nameplate

[obsidian wyvern]

aegis will adopt

[hasty zinc]

no thanks

kids are expensive

[cedar turret]

if you're willing to sign over the soul dm me.

[pulsar cobalt]

343 please let the eaglestrike kit have separate items i really like the shoulders

[cedar turret]

just need to update the contract

[left bone]

what an old tactic

just steal some souls

[jade walrus]

find it funny how nobody looks in lfg

[cedar turret]

Maybe we should have an LFLFG section

[pulsar cobalt]

Least i got some eaglestrike stuff atleast so i'm happy

[cedar turret]

If you coloured that right it'd look like a grunt

[livid oyster]

A thicc grunt

[viscid belfry]

Oh lawd he thicc

[quasi gust]

This spartan is so thicc 😹

🕊️🕊️🙏

[fickle drift]

why does the chestplate look like a face

[pulsar cobalt]

Not sure but i don't understand why they don't let kits change helmets lol

Imagine if i could literally use the new grunt helmets with this kit

[jade walrus]

is there any way I could get btb training from a pro hero rank or do I need bodyguards

[pulsar cobalt]

Kit's should allow customization when possible like shoulders or hands and that

[jade walrus]

not really possible

[pulsar cobalt]

it is possible they just don't allow it

[amber osprey]

Brute

[jade walrus]

chonky grunt

[fleet bluff]

Grav hammer is still broken in infinite.. feel like I am getting killed cross map with it, the range is insane. "Fixed a bug that made the grav hammer too strong but also we buffed it so have fun trololol"

[mystic marsh]

So, about that Halo 2 level, the Quarantine Zone.

I finally have beaten it.
It's the main reason why I'll never replay the whole campaign again.

But I used that glitch where the enemies can't see me during the Air Vehicle part.

Also, Brute Plasma Rifle is my new favourite weapon.

Would use it with the SMG.

[obtuse brook]

can we update the switch weapon animation and make it .003 faster for sniper and evo!? a small decimal change would help multikill fashion

[mystic marsh]

I'm sorry but I found it funny to me of the concept of someone complaining about a literal Decimal value.

[viscid vapor]

barely any difference

[obsidian wyvern]

did we not hear the story about the msft employee last week

[mystic marsh]

You mean the Janitor one?

If it's not the janitor one, then I don't know which Microsoft employee story.

[left bone]

i love btb

[smoky token]

discord users when hyperbole

[left bone]

whenever i join in a match of that gamemode

i feel like doomslayer

and i don't really need to rely on teammates and instead i say "STOP HELPING ME"

[viscid vapor]

i dont think a small decimal value will have a big impact on gameplay

[left bone]

*.007 faster

[viscid vapor]

.

[viscid vapor]

so not big difference

[left bone]

*.008 faster?

[ocean herald]

I think .009 would be better

[mystic marsh]

It's a blink long difference.

[viscid vapor]

7 millisecods wont do anything at all

[left bone]

discord users when hyperbole

[viscid vapor]

i dont think you understand how quick 7 milliseconds is

[mystic marsh]

It's less than a frame.

[viscid vapor]

depends on the fps but yea basically

[left bone]

nahh .010 would

[viscid vapor]

nah 0.011 would

[ocean herald]

Have we considered .011

[left bone]

ah ah ah ☝️

.012

[mystic marsh]

It would only be Impactful if it was 240 FPS.
Which is like, a frame.

[viscid vapor]

what do ya think?

[viscid vapor]

yea and not many people can run the game at 240 fps

[mystic marsh]

Sorry for being serious by the way.

I know y'all are joking with such a funny message.

[viscid vapor]

ur good

[mystic marsh]

Anyway.

[fickle drift]

how about .117? (credits to guizdoloaf, for thinking about this joke before me)

[viscid vapor]

not bad

[mystic marsh]

What's your opinion on firefight?

[mystic marsh]

Damn, I was going to say that joke before.

[fickle drift]

i have no clue what u guys are talking about lmao, just referencing chief’s number

[left bone]

ugh

imagine askin' someone to be a meatshield in btb

like

you're no spartan, you're master jeep

[viscid vapor]

same

[mystic marsh]

Ryan Hoyt's message above, saying tghat it would be better to make the weapon switch animation be .003 faster for the sniper and evo.

[ocean herald]

Was Diablo 4 not on game pass? I swear it was last week

[mystic marsh]

I don't know if they were joking but I found it funny to me.

[left bone]

screw diablo

[viscid vapor]

it never was

[fickle drift]

Diablo 4 is on gamepass yes

[viscid vapor]

fr tho

[fickle drift]

its right there for me atleast, lul

[mystic marsh]

What about it, Seb?

I don't get it.

[ocean herald]

I’ve never played a diablo game but thought I might check this one out

[left bone]

uuuuuuuuuuuuugh

[ocean herald]

But it’s on sale not free

[left bone]

which gamemode gives the highest exp?

[ocean herald]

Oh weird, in the store it normally says when a game is on game pass but for Diablo 4 it doesn’t. It shows on game pass if you go to the actual game pass menu

I wonder if that’s intentional to get people to buy it

[fickle drift]

there’s been alot of gamepass games recently

Lil Gator Game for example

[left bone]

i hope sd gundam doesnt get removed from gamepass

one of my favorite arena fighting games

[ocean herald]

Yeah game pass is an insane value but I wonder if you have to be as big a corporation as Microsoft to even launch such a product lol

[left bone]

microsoft is OP

but they don't even realize it themselves

instead they just
buy candy crush lol

[cedar turret]

We'll let see. You'd need to buy/rent the rights to any games on it, have extensive servers to host said content, have some form of hardware/firmware/software to make sure content is only be accessed by paying customers, a decent advertising budget....so yeah...anyone can do it.

[ocean herald]

The rights part is what gets me, which is why I guess they’re trying to buy as many IPs as they can. Having the cash to put brand new games on game pass day 1 is crazy to me

Sorry about the ping

[left bone]

gazillion of ips for one pass

imagine if gamepass hyper was a thing

[cedar turret]

you need a ton of lawyers for that too, since existing agreements may mean you can't use something you own.

[left bone]

500+ games, 1 pass

[ocean herald]

I have a feeling it’s only a matter of time before the price goes up or they start doing some kind of tiered pass

[left bone]

ultra tier
hyper tier
omega tier
omni tier
all-seeing tier

[fickle drift]

Basic game pass or premium pass

[left bone]

premium pass

[civic folio]

dont yall love getting put in at the end of a match so you get all the xp but dont lift a finger?

[smoky token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1018178897814224966/1225965120132219010/EscapeFromTarkov_2024-04-05_19-24-58.mp4?ex=66230bfd&is=661096fd&hm=591442b839557ff146b0aec8682ca0c23d508fd860767aba1b8471864981e78e&

holy moly

[hasty zinc]

lol

[exotic bramble]

My ship exploded in reach because it hit the tiny pole

[coral coral]

vfxfadsfdfsdgfdfdedasdf

[molten pelican]

weak

[exotic bramble]

I was boosting at max speed

[molten pelican]

weak minded is your problem

just dont explode?

[sterile helm]

Is that Forbidden West

[hasty zinc]

yeah

[sterile helm]

I would get it but I'm quite literally broke

[hasty zinc]

it's so good

[molten pelican]

print money

[sterile helm]

I don't know if you were left uninformed but I do believe that is illegeal.

[molten pelican]

No, its not

trust me

[sterile helm]

I can bet on my life that's illegal

[livid oyster]

Careful

[molten pelican]

well then, looks like you are at the end of the road pal

[sterile helm]

I think I'll be okay

[hasty zinc]

explain how the government does it

[sterile helm]

True

[molten pelican]

exactly

[livid oyster]

Now if you would be so kind as to forfeit your soul

[molten pelican]

hand it over

[sterile helm]

Still not risking my behind in prison for that one

[molten pelican]

you can always just leave the prison

[sterile helm]

Or I can just never go to prison. No need to escape

[molten pelican]

lame

[fickle drift]

lmao just learned you can pick up the sandwich and use it as a weapon

[sterile helm]

Logical

[livid oyster]

I’ve done a few escape rooms, I think I’m ready for the last level

[molten pelican]

its a very stale sandwhich

not very tasty unfortunately

[sterile helm]

The more stale it is the better it is for hitting someone. But yes, unfortunately not edible

[livid oyster]

Anything is edible, just some things are a one time deal

[molten pelican]

plutonium, although quite sweet and tasty, is of course not super healthy

[sterile helm]

Well the definition of edible is something "fit" or "suitable" to be eaten so it wouldn't really be edible. Though consumable, it won't do much good for you.

[molten pelican]

subjective

a human wrote that, humans have agendas

[sterile helm]

Also I guess a stale sandwich is edible just not favorable

[sterile helm]

Only certain groups have agendas and it's very obvious which ones do

[molten pelican]

see you are being bias

[sterile helm]

idk wym

I have agendas myself but they don't include the spreading of misinformation

[molten pelican]

just print the money man

[sterile helm]

Perhaps I will

[molten pelican]

excellent decision

[cedar turret]

List of excellent decisions; put the peanut butter on the toast after it comes out of the toaster.

[livid oyster]

I toast my entire loaf as soon as I buy it, saves a lot of time

[cedar turret]

What if you want to make bread pudding?

[livid oyster]

Don’t do that

[ocean herald]

The bread being a little warm makes the PB a little runny, it’s perfection

[livid oyster]

If you really need bread pudding in your life(which is ridiculous), just untoast your bread

[cedar turret]

Is that like uncooking an egg?

[hasty zinc]

just dip the bread in water

yum

[fickle drift]

Anyone else have the problem where Halo: MCC won't appear on the mobile Xbox App?

[livid oyster]

If you don’t mind, we’re having a serious conversation right now

[fickle drift]

My bad, dude... keep up the good talk

[livid oyster]

I don’t have the mobile app so I can’t help unfortunately

[forest lagoon]

I see it in my app after searching for it

[fickle drift]

It's all good. I just came here because I thought it would have service and support

So... what is the best Halo in your guy's opnions? No spoilers after CE, please

[livid oyster]

The only service I can provide is how to untoast your bread